The MOTL podcast

Thanks for listening toThe MoTL podcast.This episode we talk about our time so far in self isolation, plans for after (if this ever ends, that is) and we react to phycology "facts". Hope you are all well and stay safe out there! We love you!

The MoTL #50 Shawna and Brittney sit down to talk about what they have been up to in the past week since Covid-19 has spread, we talk about how homeschooling is going, the research we have done on what it's like to actually have the virus, Tom Hankx, panic buying junk food, Shawna got stuck inside during a 4 day snowstorm and Brittney was stuck in a car, we talk about drinking a detox drink to get a job, STAY SAFE OUT THERE WE LOVE YOU

The MoTL Episode 49We start this episode today with the story of how Brittney got into a fight over a used rug, we talk about our differing routines as a single-working mom and as a stay-at-home mom. Shawna shares how having a kid aided in her humility and how it was okay to ask for help, and we discuss what happened when we had a kid and had to figure our lives out. Brittney has her dream “job” and shares that she is done having kids, we talk about the small ways we are improving our lives so we can be better moms and all around human beings. We share what we like to do for alone time and time with our significant others without KIDDOS.

The MoTL #47We're a bitch, we're a lover, we're a child we are mothers and back from our one year anniversary break! This episode we talk all about when things don't go to plan, plan b and pivoting our lives, we get interrupted when Shawna receives a work call and we question what the coronavirus is really covering up, we are always relating to Mercury being retrograde, Brittneys wedding get away weekend is ruined by car issues, she had a good weekend anyway, we remember skipping school and going to the beach, Shawna shares how her divorce is better than her marriage, we stress the importance of being adaptable to situations and pivoting, we fill out a chart to figure out the areas in our life that need attention, Shawna over doses on peanut M&Ms, Brittney shares her list of “things I hate” PMS edition

Happy One Year Anniversary! This show has been the highlight of our year, and we have the laugh track to prove it! Thanks for listening! Cheers to year two assholes!

We are coming at you fast and loose this week to share our MOTL weekend get together, lucky for us mercury is in retrograde once again, and our actions proved it. We watched Out Cold (great movie), Zach Galifiankis could get it, we enjoyed the many forms of people watching we were able to do, we spend the weekend snowboarding at our local hill, and hanging out in the ski lodge, Brittney gets ignored by an old friend, we meet and interesting bar patron, Shawna gets locked out of a wedding, Brittney gets a new admirer, we go shopping at a local Skate shop and skate a mini ramp

Shawna says 50 is the new 20, in terms of money, we talk about the Super Bowl half-time Facebook Group commercial having some major "Instagram VS reality" vibe and the Facebook Groups we are in. Brittney talks about the drama she has seen VIA Military Facebook Groups. And we learn that there is a corona virus quarantine where Brittney lives. We talk about Eminem's performance at the Oscars, where Brittney discovers LIVE for the first time that 'moms spaghetti' are the actual lyrics in 8 Mile.

It's one half of the MOTL's birthday! This episode Brittney wishes Shawna a happy birthday, and we talk about some not so average Valentine's day gift ideas. In the spirit of birthday's we do a brief run down on the magnitude of the birthday party Kylie Jenner threw for her 2 year old AKA "Stormi World". Then we take a screeching left turn and get real intellectual.. After stumbling upon @ryanlagdon_ ‘s article “Today I Learned That Not Everyone Has An Internal Monologue and It Ruined My Day” we then discuss our own internal monologue, and people who operate without one ?!?!?!?! Our heads are still spinning, we need some answers! Brittney makes a startlingly accurate claim that "Adam Driver is the new Keanu Reeves" and honestly, she's not wrong. Corrections Corner: regarding Kobe Bryant. And a couple more quirks! Check it out, and remember to hit us up on instagram @themotlpodcast @ladydeeds @shawna_theharp

Welcome to The MOTL Podcast where flu season is in full effect! Today Shawna and Brittney sit down to chat while both feeling under the weather. We discuss the cornona virus, elderberries, and bleach! Have you ever experienced a phantom hangover? We discuss the tragic and sudden passing of Kobe and the other passengers. Then dive into health & wellness via Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix show, 'The Goop Lab' Can you really buy a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina? Ever try a yoni steam? A sign of aging: buys aleeve for all day pain relief. We wrap up the pod with talk about the female orgasm or the lack thereof.

We are back from our girls getaway weekend trip, and we start out rating our Frontier Airline experience, Brittney deals with a crazy fellow passenger, and flight delays that lead to a couple more cocktails than originally planned. Shawna loses her wallet in the Tampa Airport, we explain how to play the BOYFRIEND game, the importance of asking for ass before just going in for it, our brief adventures on chat-roulette in the year 2020, and Brittney tells Shawna about Florida man.

This week we have low energy due to this shitty East Coast winter and we are S.A.D. and discuss what we do to deal with Seasonal Affective Disorder otherwise known as Seasonal Bitch Ass. Shawna is Subscribing & Saving on Amazon and y'all need to know about it. Brittney is disappointed being on her 9th day of her 2020 diet and the results. We are getting ready for a secret weekend getaway. Shawna has been using meditative tones to deal with life, you've got a friend in Post Malone and the MOTL We take a moment to get real serious, and... try and figure out what happens to worms in the wintertime you will be really shocked at what we've discovered through a basic google search. Shawna gets called a “good little Indian” by a little old woman and ironically is actually Native American. We received our lost packages and Shawna is getting return mail from Ebay.Thanks for listening, please leave a review and give us 5 stars if you like us! SUBSCRIBE AND SAVE YOUR SOUL.

We are still looking back on the decade when Shawna finds her old notes on how to start a podcast, we have started a new workout routine and briefly share our fitness journey, Brittney found a new favorite singer: Tones and I, Shawna shares breaking news about Justin Beiber's tick bite, We talk about The Golden Globes, Kate Beckensale is seen with MGK, Hispanic Brad Pitt, and We talk about the bachelors first episode.Love you stay loose!

We are ready for the new year, and Shawna is stoked, Brittney has a cold but is fighting it with whiskey, we recap our RecRoom Buffalo Emo night out where they played very few emo songs, Brittney got the Monica Lewinski biography for Christmas, we call out the seat savers at school plays, or those wearing big hats in the crowd at functions, our New Years Eve, a little bit of JoBro talk, Shawna wants Brittney to watch the Netflix show 'You' and Brittney is excited for The Bachelor, Shawna reads from a US Weekly magazine from 2012, and we discuss our non-resolutions. Happy New year! Thanks for listening we love you so much!

We start out today's episode discussing the riveting topic of the freezing temperature of water... SCIENCE, am I right? We wish we payed more attention in high school. Brittney is annoyed by the outside Christmas décor rounding out this decade. What's on your adult Christmas list? Brittney gets her hands on tickets to Motley Crue's 2020 tour. After shit talking bloated rockstars, we talk about avoiding STD's and staying active to hang on to youth. Is anyone else missing UPS packages?? Shawna gets a mystery package from Ebay find out what it is she might even gift it to you if you send her fan art. Brittney invents a new stoner delight concoction you might want to add to your menu over the holidaze. CHECK YA LATER. @themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeeds

Thanks for checking out the MOTL podcast! Today Shawna and Brittney sit down to have some fun. Do we get mad if someone tells us to “Calm Down”? We decide to play games this episode and we start out with truth or dare (but we only answer truths) Brittney celebrates their first snow fall of the year in Jersey. What's the meanest thing we have ever done? We play mad gab, we answer questions from a game called “ducking high”, Post Malone dropped new crocs, and we talk about our continued use of Disney plusfollow us, like, rate, review and subscribe!WE LOVE YOU

Welcome back! We are back from our Thanksgiving break and start out recapping festivities. Brittney hosts for a WHOPPING 23 guests including #single soldiers and #single sister-in-laws. Shawna has zero FOMO for spending Thanksgiving home alone with her kid.. watching.. Home Alone. Black Friday shopping do's & don'ts. We bought KISS tickets- Brittney's first concert was Aaron Carter. GTFO of here with your Elf on The Shelf Shtick. We want men with mustaches, WE REPEAT- WE WANT MEN WITH MUSTACHES. Brittney reads a 'koala for sale' craigslist ad it's a must listen. Shawna's inner thug comes out when 2 IPA's are in her system and there's dice to play.SHOUT OUT to you for listening. WE LOVE YOU!@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeeds

Brittney is dry, Shawna tells us about a dream she had, Brittney has a new favorite rapper 4 year old Zaza, we talk about Post Malone, we get into the importance of mental health and going to therapy, Shawna's mom suggests micro dosing mushrooms to heal the past, luxuries we wish we had and then we get interrupted by Shawna receiving her first DP, we talk about working in restaurantsFollow us!@themotlpodcastwww.themotl.com

Shawna is wound up on keto coffeee, We talk about decorating for Christmas already, Shawna gives her cat a bath, gender reveals and youtube, Shawna goes on her first tour bus, Brittney goes to the skate park, we discover a new community section in our period tracker app, Disney+, The King on NetflixFind us on instagram@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeeds

We start out talking about how healthy versions of bad food taste terrible, we learn our love language, we talk about Keanu's new girlfriend, Shawna tries to convince us that pineapple is good on spaghetti, we recount our Halloween festivities, celebrity Halloween costumes, Britney spears Instagram, thanksgiving plans, getting toy catalogs in the mail, and that Brittney's brother in law is renting himself out for thanksgiving.

We talk about towns changing trick or treating to a day later, Brittney goes to NYC, we talk about our simple bucket list, lord of the rings, Medieval Times, we giggle our butts of playing mad libs, and we talk about what our kids are being for Halloween, and don't forget to go f*ck yourself

We welcome back our good friend Mike Hansen for the 3rd time! We talk about mikes wedding night, listening to podcasts more than music, what our motivation was for starting a podcast, Brittney sees Steel Panther, Mike plays drums for Post Prom, what our ultimate Halloween costume would be, the weird things we do when no one else is around, and Shawna gets propositioned to be a sugar baby

We start out this episode with Shawna making fun of Brittneys outgoing voicemail, don't give your kids magnets, we choose each other's barbie careers, Shawna is a failed chicken farmer, Brittney goes to Gettysburg and goes on a ghost tour, side texting and prank phone calls, Brittney orders pizza to a girls house she didn't like

Today in episode 28, Shawna had a loner weekend, eats chick fil a, and sees The Joker, we talk about Joaquin Pheonix and the movie “Im Still Here”, Ben Afflac, Casey Afflac, we talk about FALL and light therapy, we take another buzzfeed quiz, Brittney goes on a loner adventure, goes to the dispensary, we talk about how gross water parks are, and Shawna is excited for Riverdale

This is the second attempt at recording for this weeks episode, and unfortunately we lost the recording of when Shawna had eaten her weight in “adult” brownies, but we start off talking about doing drugs at work, we play name that emo band, we talk about how we can't listen to certain music anymore, Brittney goes to a Senses Fail show, (we love Jerry!), Shawna is disappointed by Dashboard Confessional, we talk about how crowds do football chants, Shawna goes to a basement show, shout out Post Prom, we talk about going to the doctor and CBD

We start today's episode way out of our league trying to figure out what's going on with all these Takashi 6ix 9ine memes, Brittney tells the story of when she went to jail, we talk about girl fights we've been in, Shawna gets punched by a dude, we call out the town bully, Brittney recaps her 80's theme birthday party, Shawna goes to a homecoming parade as a mom.

We're on our periods in todays episode, and we talk about free flowing menstruation (sorry boyz!), it's almost Brittney's birthday and she's feeling her age, her husband is throwing her an 80s rock themed party #MOTLyCrew, we get nostalgic and talk all things 90s, dunkaroos, favorite 90s tv shows, we play MASH, make out parties, Shawna tells how she kissed two boys in one night, and how President Clinton's affair effected us.follow us!@themotlpodcastplease leave us a review! Let us know you're listening!

We are back where we belong in todays episode, Brittney crafted with googley eyes, we talk about homemade Halloween costumes and what we want to be, we review the best wedding we have ever been to ( Congrats Mike and Becca!), we go to a baby shower, we remember the car ride home from the wedding, and a word from our special guest Choochie Follow us!@themotlpodcast

A very special episode where we are together IRLWe start off in a classic Brittney and Shawna way, of giggling about everything. We mention that this episode is “raw dog” or unedited, but in fact Brittney made Shawna download garage band, and then stole her laptop so she could try and piece around some sort of conversation for your listening pleasure. Shawna talks about cowboy and Indians going undercover as each other. Indian racism (FYI- Shawna is 25% Native American), we talk about going to Emo night in Buffalo, we talk about Shawnas experience at the Jonas Brothers concert, Brittney goes to a barber shop and gets called a ‘soccer mom', Shawna gets her car fixed again, shout out Zak Trinkle. @ladydeeds @shawna_theharp @theMotlpodcast

Shawna tries to win Jonas brothers tickets, we talk about our unpopular opinions with music artists, food, selfies, Instagram accounts, and the Erie county Fair, Brittney tells the story of when she got hypnotized, Shawna wants to get roasted, we talk Bachelor in Paradise, we learn what the term “gravy train” meansfollow us on instagram!@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeeds

Shawna gets a new car and then goes to a strip club for the first time, and hated it, Brittney sees Toy Story 4, we take a quiz to figure out what Friends character we are, we read funny missed connections from craigslist, and get trolled Thanks for listening!follow us @themotlpodcast

On todays episode our good friend Mike Hansen is back! We jump right into it and this time we go deep into how we have been feeling, Mike blows our minds with solid advice on how to turn a bad day around. How working out can give you more energy, making small changes to equal a big result, we touch on being in a simulation, we talk about the July 5th Pentimento show, Mike talks about playing with no shirt and tells us what it took to prepare for that, setting goals and staying disciplined, Mike tells us how he originally got into working out, getting into a new relationship with food, getting his personal training certification, the ridiculousness of some “active wear”, we talk supplements what to take whats BS, Mike is getting married in a month and his plans for the future.Subscribe to us!Follow us on instagram!@themotlpodcastMike @justwalkarounditShawna @shawna_theharpBrittney @ladydeeds

Summer is coming to an end in this weeks episode of The MoTL podcast. Brittney sees an inappropriate Ja Rule and Ashanti concert, Shawna goes to the movies and sees Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, boys bottling beer, Brittney gets too turnt and we learn about slang from good housekeeping .com, we play a couple rounds of Heads Up and learn whats trending, does Brittney look like Ronda Rousey?, we learn what a fINSTA is, and who we block on Instagram, have we ever sent a nude, pranking your significant other, BLONDE AMBITION TOUR 2K19, we talk about the storm area 51 facebook event and get into our thoughts and opinions on aliens. See you next week! We love you

Hey! We are back after a brief hiatus! In today's episode we talk about Brittney spending 19 days in Buffalo, and all the BS we got ourselves into. We celebrated the 4th of July on the hood of white snakes car, we got drunk at the Pentimento show, we snorkeled beers at Shawna's daughters 7th birthday party, Shawna watches all of Stranger Things Season 3 in one day, we go to the mall and meet Brittney's celebrity crush in the band Sleeping With Sirens, Mercury Retrograde is in full effect, (back that ass up like Mercury), Mercury Retrograde brought the nostalgic time machine, seeing old friends, we took Noah skateboarding and were almost busted by the cops, we went to a wedding and Shawna passes out like Wendy Williams, we tailgate and people watch at Blink-182, say hey to Travis Barker while ridding the Silver Bullet, Brittney records a girl fight and may have exposed kids to weed for the first time, we had so much fun seeing Lil Wayne and Blink-182Follow us on Instagram @theMOTLpodcast@Shawna_TheHarp@LadyDeeds#kellinquinn #sleepingwithsirens #lilwayne #liltunechi #blink182 #TravisBarker #wny #buffalo #PentimentoForever #pentimentoNY #townballroom #chickenwings #burgers #strangerthingsseason3 #yourmom #mymom #iamyourmom #boobs #beer #titties #MOTL #momsontheloose #worldofbeer #shoppingmalls #hottopic #pacsun #croptop #hashtag #july #mercuryretrograde #astrology #meow #p4p #aol #pen15

Episode 17, Summer is in full effect and we start this episode with pool noodle hacks, the drive-in, Shawna gets Alexa and she suffers a day with no internet, Brittney believes thanks to “Bob Lazzar, Area 51 & flying saucers”, Brittney goes on her first family camping trip, shes failing her meal plan, camping constipation, poptart consumption and the time Shawna gave herself a 3rd degree burn from one, we talk about The Hills reboot and plan to do some weekly recaps.Thanks for listening! Follow us on Instagram!@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeeds

Brittney is on a diet, preparing to go camping, Shawna builds a new patio, we talk about rock purchases and sales, Shawna's cat has been night adventuring, Brittney and her family survive tornado watch 2k19 AND a fire false alarm, Brittney's mom almost sees her husband naked, the car dealer tries to swindle Shawna, Brittney hears a possible waiting room fart, and the most epic people of Walmart sighting We love you! Follow us on Instagram@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeeds

We are back after a week off! Shawna gets hacked, she tells us about her wakeboarding vacation, ‘rona season is here!, we discuss truckers with guns, we talk about, and Brittney gets worked up about “mom guilt”, Shawna plays the voicemail Brittney left on her phone, Brittney tells her story about being in a couples gameshow in Mexico, we talk about one of our last adventures before we reached bar age, McDonalds is expensive, and we talk about daddy KeanuMake sure to rate review and subscribe!We love you, slind into our DMs here:@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeedswww.themotl.com

Today we are short and sweet! Shawna tells a story of working at a fancy restaurant and dealing with poop, we discus public restrooms, we talk about our wild night out on Allen, Shawna makes balloon animals and Brittney cries, Shawna thinks it's okay for you to wear the same vans as you mom, Brittney sees an age gap couple and loses her mind, NYC housewives are the best, Shawna is headed on vacation! We love to hear from you! Slide into our DMs @themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeedswww.themotl.com

Brittney is in a bad mood cause she colored her eyebrows too dark, Shawna sees a witch doctor and learns what we already know, sex makes her uncomfortable, we look up our horoscopes, Volkswagen tries to jerk Shawna off, we touch on the excess of consumerism, Shawna goes skateboarding in the deep end and Brittney talks about her routin' tootin' roller derby days, once we boxed each other at a playground, we tell the infamous story of how we got our friends evicted from of their apartment and they still like us, how hard it is to teach our kids to be self-sufficient, SEE YOU IN BUFFALO SATURDAY! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Follow us @themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeedswww.themotl.com

On todays episode we wish each other happy Mothers Day! Shawna buys her kid a dirt bike, more horse acting, the weapons we have under our bed, life hacks including using just for men (not just for men), pore strips for the whole face, pizza cutter for pancakes, Brittney is disappointed by her subscription box, we talk about why men snore so much, Brittney teaches Shawna about a new drug, we talk about teaching our kids proper hygiene , Brittney is planning on getting married, Lauren Conrads new podcast sucks, and famous people sliding into Shawnas DMs. thanks for listening! Don't forget to slid on into our DMs and let us know what you think! leave us a rating and review! we love you@themotlpodcast@Shawna_theharp@ladydeedswww.TheMotl.com

Shawna goes to the Poconos, and is afraid of a bear attack, she talks about people watching and seeing all the different types of snowboarders, Shawna got to be part of a prom-posel, having our first sips of alcohol, Shawna visits Brittney's favorite place reptile land, Shawna shares her high culinary creations, and reveals that shes never eaten a Dorito! We talk about flamin hot Cheetos and sound cloud rappers. Thanks everyone for listening, we appreciate you very much! stinky malinky xoxofollow us!@themotlpodcast@Shawna_theharp@ladydeeds www.TheMotl.com

Episode 10, double digits baby! We saved something very special for y'all - We have our FIRST OFFICIAL MOTL guest: Mike Hansen. The drummer extraordinaire of Buffalo's very own PENTEMENTO! We take a walk down memory lane to our youth, when we all became friends, in the time where screen names were life, and Mike was cat fishing LONG before you ever saw it on an MTV show. Mike served us a strong reali-TEA of finding that “work-life balance”, and we're still honestly trying to compute… We touch on starting the 3rd decade of our lives, on Pentimento lyrics, Shawna call's out the April fools joke, and Mike hints to something cooking over at the Penti-house. If you're like us, you've wondered what it's like when bands dissolve, and then new bands form, so we asked to be a fly on that wall! Brit asks about the pivotal moment when Mike decided to break straight-edge. We def get weird along the way, as usual, you're in for a treat! HONEYSUCKLEHOTTIE

episode 9! Today we talk about Being sick and missing work, and Brittney wants a job, she has a bad baby, spending to much time on our phones, Brittney wants to make a fairy garden, we laugh about the movie “Wanderlust”, signs of aging include; gardening, going to a paint and sip, Brittney goes to a bar and is inspired, Keanu is a real life hero, Shawna watches a scary movie and then we talk about the first movie we ever went to alone, Brittney talks about her trip to buy legal weed and has a religious experience

We start right out in this episode talking about the annoyance of the unsustainability of modern appliances, online shopping, car maintenance, ordering tires online, Shawnas kid ruins the fridge, disciplining our kids, the expense of beauty standards, shawna wants a boob job, laughing at kids getting hurt, DMing Doug Benson, being bad at drinking, your breakup is Shawnas gain, we need a vacation Follow us on instgram@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeedswww.themotl.com

On this week we come back from a week off. Shawna tells us the story of the first time she got weed, we talk about weed some more, Shawna chipped her tooth, Brittney sees KISS, Shawna starts a new hobby making balloon animals, signs of aging, tattoos, we talk about our relationship as best friends with significant others, another one bites the dust, she's a man eater, Brittney gets reported on Instagram, Shawna thought she would end up with Keanu Reeves

This one is long! We talk about noticing editing and Shawna's dreams of winning a Oscar as a director, Brittney tries to convince Shawna of her theory of fake Hollywood relationships, we talk about the movie The Dirt and motley Crue, and how much Shawna relates, you get to hear Brittney really talk to her through some stuff, Shawna's mom was an 80's rock band lover, Shawna gushes over her love for MGK, Brittney's husband finds her hot guys pics, nudes never die, Brittney gets intimidated by pretty girls in the bathroom and doesn't understand modern dating, we get hate for hanging with the boys, do you pee in the shower? cause we do, we also pee in the woods, on the side of the road and anywhere we can pop a squat, Dave Chappelle joins our dinner table, legalization of weed, Shawna went to the Ariana Grande concert and got in trouble at the casino, we do what we want, how lucky we are have a positive outlook on parenting, should Brittney cut her hair? And we tell our stories of our cars on the loosewww.themotl.com@themotlpocast @shawna_theharp@ladydeeds

Hey babes, on this week we have for you, Weekend recap, Shawnas ex is a b*tch, Brittney goes bird watching, Shawna thought Ozzy died, shes going to see Ariana Grande, no Jonas brothers today (but shout out JOBros we STAN you), Shawnas moms infamous peach shirt, Shawna had a sex dream about Ellen, we discuss butthole sunbathing, boofing, suppositories, not peeing the bed during labor, Brittney gets a spam group text and a nasty phone call, bumper stickers, car decals, and Shawna reveals her dream vanity license plate, we talk about the first time we swore, Shawnas kid says sh*t head.Thanks for listening! Stay loose out there… LOVE YOU B*TCHESFollow us on all our social mediasInstagram:@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeedswww.themotl.com

Episode 4! The longest one yet! Thanks for listening. In this call we talk about an array of topics including, working out and not mediating, Brittney does brunch and gets drunk, Brittney STANs the jo bros and becomes a bro, getting excited for the KISS concert, Shawna talks about how she was always “grounded” and Brittney shares how she was grounded by other peoples moms, Brittney gets pissed at other mom podcasts and vents about the bachelor, Shawna shows us her best scary movie scream and tells a story about how she got to be in a special effects show at Universal, Brittney tells the thing that has made her lol the most, Boner talk and Shawna is uncomfortable, but Brittney loves it, corrections corner weenis update, jingle talk, Shawna asks the tough questions like how does Brittney feel about Gatorade, Brittney is worked up about the bachelor ending, we delve into Brittneys past job as a nanny. Xoxo gossip girls@themotlpodcastwww.themotl.com

•It's our THIRD episode! Thanks for listening! Today we cover a hodgepodge of topics including; freak dancing, weekend recap! Brittney went on a date! Sup SLAG?! THOT talk, Luke Perrys death, Brittney reads an article about the cure for aids, and then we discus Magic Johnsons magic johnson, Shawna practically dies laughing at Grandma Gets Swept Out To Sea While Posing For Photo article (check our Instagram for pic), we answer the age old question “Does the carpet match the drapes?”, Shawna realizes she loves to Irish goodbye NOT ghost people. HOT TOPICS! Include; Kourtney k and Travis B are dating, Brittney is now a JoBro Bro! Brittney scares her family, Samuel L Jackson talk, Shawnas fingers suck, she has shitty elbows, and she shows us her weenis. Make sure you listen to the veeeeery end because you get to hear a taste of Brittneys hidden talent. @themotlpodcastwww.Themotl.com

Today is episode 2. Don't stop us now! In Corrections corner we revisit horse actors, and that we don't understand how special effects work. What the heck is a meat raffle? Shawna still loves the Jo bros. A joke about the b-word. Brittney set off a school fire alarm. We discuss the 3 people we would have dinner with dead or alive. In one end out the other, we discus hot dogs or burgers? We remember taking our drivers tests and who gave them to us, Shawna learned how to parallel park with the help of celery, how Botox is bullsh*t, plastic surgery is getting us used to robots taking over the world, thong talk and how we met Sisqo, how Brittney is checkin them Instagram influencers before and afters, we discuss Shawnas pretty woman theoryHope you all enjoy! Follow us @themotlpodcast@shwna_theharp@ladydeedsWWW.THEMOTL.com

Today, in our first ever upload we talk about,Horse stunt doubles, Brittneys drive back from a weekend with Shawna, chat rooms, does Brittney even know who the Jonas brothers are?, love for emo music and the realization of our favorite teenage band letting you down, Jesse Lacey was a f*ck boi, Shawna will slid into any dm she wants, a small recap of our MOTL night out, chicks we don't know hating on us, people hate us at punk rock shows because we are to wild to handle. THANKS for listening!follow us on instagram!@themotlpodcast@shawna_theharp@ladydeedswww.themotl.comemail us @themotl365@gmail.com