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In the 100th and final episode of the "Rubberneckers" podcast, hosts Jamingo and Jodie get the band back together, including Edward, Andrew, Josh, Bob, Dave, Devan, and a cameo from You Jean. The episode is characterized by free-flowing, and at times controversial, discussions, with topics ranging from identifying speakers to utilizing AI to create audio clips from the show. The lively banter between the hosts and guests covers a wide array of subjects, including humorous exchanges about technology, conversations that playfully mock the show's introduction, and light-hearted teasing of one another. However, this jovial atmosphere sometimes gives way to underlying tensions, leading to fiery confrontations and occasional derogatory comments among the participants. The episode includes personal anecdotes, playful games such as "Name that Necker," and even a controversial game involving guessing who said specific quotes from the show. The conversation spans various areas, from the Israel and Palestine conflict to potentially controversial remarks about unvaccinated people, demonstrating the show's willingness to engage with diverse and sometimes contentious topics. Throughout the episode, there are moments of light-hearted banter and jokes, but also instances of heated confrontations, reflecting the dynamic and unpredictable nature of the podcast. The candid and often polarizing conversations showcase the unscripted and unfiltered nature of "Rubberneckers," providing an unapologetic and raw look at the interactions between the hosts and guests. Despite moments of tension and conflict, the 100th and final episode of "Rubberneckers" offers a comprehensive glimpse into the show's ambiance, characterized by playful banter, spontaneous discussions, and unfiltered exchanges. The podcast presents a unique blend of humor, controversy, and candid conversations, offering an unscripted and uncensored exploration of diverse topics and interactions. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
In this episode of Rubberneckers titled "The Last Necker Standing," hosts Jodie and John cover a wide range of topics and engage in their usual banter and discussions. John shares his struggles with doing a daily livestream and his frustration with not having enough content. He decides to talk about elevator stories for content, which takes up a significant portion of the episode. The hosts also reflect on their tendency to fill every second with conversation and cringe-worthy moments when re-listening to previous episodes. The conversation takes a turn towards music, with Jamingo sharing a story about his son playing a Jay-Z song and the difference between freestyling and writing songs. They discuss controversial songs and the idea of a "dick measuring contest" among musicians. They also express frustration with negative comments and trolls. The hosts delve into various other topics, including racial slurs, praying for others, anti-vaxxers, porn, and online restrictions in Arkansas. They discuss the limitations on freedom in the US compared to other countries when it comes to watching porn and playing online poker. The conversation shifts towards allowances and Jodie's monthly allowance, which leads to a playful debate about the appropriate amount. They also discuss conflicts within the podcasting community, tensions between hosts, and previous arguments that have occurred on the show. Despite these disagreements, they emphasize their camaraderie and their commitment to keeping the show entertaining and engaging for their listeners. As the episode progresses, they touch on subjects such as shootings, unusual medical conditions, political conflicts, racial stereotypes, and the future of the podcast. They reflect on the show's past and express their protective attitude towards it, not wanting others to ruin what they have built. Overall, "The Last Necker Standing" offers a wide range of discussions and humorous observations, showcasing the dynamic between Jodie and John and their ability to keep the content engaging and entertaining. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
In episode 98 of the podcast "Rubberneckers" titled "Tastes Like America," hosts John Jamingo, and Jodie are joined by guests Uncle Randy and Brooke for an offbeat and humorous discussion. The episode opens with Jodie mentioning that their friend Edward fixes something in post, which Jamingo agrees with. They playfully joke about hitting something again and make sexual innuendos, all in good fun. They further explain that Edward, who is their editor, is unable to hear sound cues and they have complete trust in his editing skills. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as they discuss Uncle Randy's podcast "Laying Pipe," where he interviews community leaders in the plumbing industry. They banter about getting famous guests like Ric Flair and mention Buff moving in with DDP. The episode encounters technical difficulties and a controversial comment from Uncle Randy about women knowing their place. Jamingo defends himself when discussing a Discord friend and looking at Tinder profiles, causing Jodie to joke about judging people based on looks. The hosts touch upon the importance of racial sensitivity and avoiding slurs. The conversation meanders into memories of past podcast episodes and Twitter fights. They discuss a show that caused controversy and ruined friendships, remarking that it was gold and shouldn't have had such consequences. Jamingo introduces a hypothetical solo livestream show, sharing his fear of doing a podcast alone. The episode continues with discussions about quitting vaping, Charlie Sheen's daughter starting an adult entertainment site, and the decline of quality in independent podcasters. They talk about freedom of speech, alternative platforms, and the success of Alex Jones. Light-hearted moments occur as the hosts jest about drunken episodes and their plans for future recordings. The conversation ends with an inappropriate comment from Uncle Randy. Overall, episode 98 of "Rubberneckers" is a lively and humorous chat, covering a wide range of topics while keeping the energy high and the jokes flowing. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
In this episode of "Rubberneckers" titled "Have the Day You Deserve," hosts Jodie and John, along with guest Anthony, cover a wide range of topics and experiences. The episode begins with John's quest for a picture to use as artwork for the show. To find inspiration, they visited the Who's Right Discord and discovered various drawings of Anthony and Doug, some of which were less flattering and even disturbing. They discuss how their followers can criticize them and poke fun in an affectionate manner. John mentions that he pays for the blue checkmark on Twitter and the feature that allows him to retract tweets after sending them, occasionally taking a few minutes to decide whether or not to send a tweet. They discuss the chemistry between Doug and Anthony, attributing the success of their show to it. Anthony wonders why the show is ending if John and Jodie have found good chemistry, citing a previous example with Jodie. A shift in temperature and a sighting of Bigfoot reported by a couple on a train in the Midwest are mentioned. Despite the abundance of hunters and modern technology, John expresses surprise that Bigfoot has not been found yet. They also express admiration for Anthony and Doug's show, recognizing Anthony's podcasting skills and Doug's ability to connect with the audience. John shares his appreciation for long-time listeners and emphasizes the importance of having real and honest conversations. They roll their eyes at the notion of avoiding an echo chamber and anticipate a controversial conversation with Delvin while enjoying some popcorn. They discuss the difficulty of planning weekly meetings due to busy schedules, confess to their own inconsistent show recordings, and mention a project called "Elevator Stories," an audio drama they are working on. Additionally, they talk about spending money to maintain their friendship with Doug and mention Doug and Anthony's discussions about the Bible. Overall, this episode of "Rubberneckers" covers a diverse range of topics, showcasing the hosts' banter, personal experiences, and thoughts on various issues, resulting in an engaging and entertaining podcast episode. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Anthony's Links https://whosrightpodcast.com/
In this episode of Rubberneckers titled "Weight Supremacy," hosts Jodie and John, along with guest Alme, delve into a range of topics pertaining to weight, body image, and societal attitudes. They touch on the importance of acceptance while cautioning against celebrating obesity as a desirable physical state, citing negative health outcomes associated with obesity. The hosts and guest share personal stories and experiences, such as witnessing acts of excessive force by the police on individuals, with a particular focus on weight. They discuss the challenges faced by obese individuals in terms of mental and emotional well-being, emphasizing the need for compassion towards those struggling with severe weight issues. The conversation also explores the effectiveness of using weights as a means of weight loss and body transformation, highlighting success stories of individuals who have achieved significant weight loss through this method. However, they acknowledge that different approaches may work better for different people, depending on their unique circumstances. The hosts express their own concerns and experiences with weight gain, physical appearance, and the desire for medical weight loss procedures. They touch on the societal biases surrounding weight and the lack of diversity within the medical profession, particularly in the field of dietetics. The episode takes a sharp turn when the hosts engage in a candid discussion about sexual preferences, expressing their own desires and preferences for specific body parts. This conversation touches on the topics of consent and boundaries. Overall, "Weight Supremacy" provides a thought-provoking exploration of weight-related issues and societal attitudes towards body image. The podcast aims to promote understanding, acceptance, and empathy towards individuals facing weight challenges while shedding light on the complexities and nuances of body image and personal preferences. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Jayson's Links https://www.patreon.com/teamalme
In this episode of "Rubberneckers," hosts Jodie and John welcome back Mike from the Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks podcast. They delve into a variety of intriguing topics requested by their listeners. They kick off the episode by discussing the trend of celebrities adopting black children from Africa in the 90s. Madonna, Charlize Theron, and Sandra Bullock are mentioned as notable examples. There is some confusion surrounding Sandra Bullock's adoption, with speculation about whether it was a real-life adoption or a reference to her movie, "The Blindside." The hosts also address the issue of trolling on various Discord channels, acknowledging that while they have retaliated against trolls, the trolls have resorted to insults, referring to the speaker as an "old boomer." There is also mention of a $10 super chat from Bud Bugger 78, who goes by the name Zermithra Ryason, sparking speculation about their ability to speak Klingon. Another topic on the podcast revolves around a person named Eric Zane, who has apparently started something negative. The hosts, Jodie and John, discuss a previous episode where Eric discovered John's real name, John Bukenas, after years of podcasting under this name. This leads to a discussion on the consequences of using real names online and how younger generations have learned from the mistakes of older ones. In addition, Mike shares an amusing anecdote about removing a windscreen from their podcasting setup due to earlier criticism. However, they later realize they had forgotten to put it back on, feeling self-conscious about its absence. The episode takes an unexpected turn when Mike recounts their experience of having a cyst removed and pretending to be scared to indulge their wife's interest in pimple popping. They also touch on the controversy surrounding the term "redskin" and propose a different approach for the Washington football team's name to pay homage to a specific tribe. The hosts briefly mention Dane Cook's marriage to Kelsey Taylor and discuss the use of Instagram for dating among younger generations. They also touch on a gun control discussion where the speaker argues against allowing certain individuals, like a gay person or someone afraid of guns, to possess firearms. Overall, "Chief White Calf" covers a wide range of engaging and thought-provoking topics, providing listeners with an entertaining and informative podcast experience. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Mike's Link https://wfodshow.com/
In this episode of the podcast "Rubberneckers," Jamingo and Jodie are joined by guest Delvan Cox as they delve into a variety of interesting topics and stories. The episode begins with a chilling tale shared by Delvan about their cousin's ex-boyfriend, who they describe as a psychopath. The ex-boyfriend allegedly attempted to kill his parents by choking his father and shooting his mother. Currently out on bail, he is facing charges of attempted murder. Switching gears, the hosts and guest have a lighthearted discussion about Delvan's podcast where depressing stories take on a more positive spin. They highlight the fun they have during the show and mention John as a recent guest. Additionally, they mention exclusive content available on Patreon, which is typically released eight months later. Moving on, the hosts promote the Arizona Coffee Company and their product called "Big Black Cox," while also urging listeners to support black-owned businesses. They touch upon the importance of free speech and its role in fostering peace and public discourse. The episode takes an unexpected turn when the speaker discusses their shock and disbelief upon discovering their father's sexual preferences. They express feelings of betrayal and anger towards their father and mother, suggesting that this revelation has shattered their trust in their parents' authority. The conversation then shifts to the idea of limiting speech and the speaker's belief that this goes against the principles of the country. They differentiate between using obscenity or vulgarity and mentioning someone's race or religion, implying that the latter is not inherently hateful. The speaker requests a resolution akin to those created for other groups, prompting a mention of appreciating the 90% of white people who fought in World War II. Next, the speakers discuss the behavior of people in different cultural settings, emphasizing the importance of respecting local cultures while traveling. They criticize individuals who behave inappropriately when visiting other countries, stating that they should cover up and be discreet. The hosts then touch upon the topic of police officers and the speaker's support for them having access to military equipment for self-defense. They bring up a historical event where police officers were outgunned, underscoring the need for officers to have the necessary tools to combat criminals using assault weapons. Towards the end of the episode, the speakers share amusing personal stories, including one where farting in an elevator led to an unpleasant smell and an unexpected bout of vomiting. As the episode nears its conclusion, the speakers banter back and forth, showcasing their camaraderie and ensuring a lively and entertaining experience for their listeners. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Delvan's Links: https://thedelvincoxexperience.com/ https://twitter.com/delvin_cox
In this episode of Rubberneckers, hosts Jamingo and Jodie welcome in friends and former host of the # No Offense Podcast. They dive into a wide range of topics, starting with a puzzling incident involving a bucket of chicken and a watermelon being thrown at someone who fumbled twice. The hosts express their disapproval of such inappropriate behavior and question the motives behind it. Next, they discuss the NFL's condemnation of racist comments directed towards Alexander Mattison, a player who experienced online hate. Speculating whether the comments were related to fantasy football or simply online harassment, the hosts highlight the importance of combating hateful behavior. Moving on to a harrowing incident near Yellowstone National Park, the hosts speak with Norlander, a man who was attacked by a grizzly bear while leading a hunting expedition. Norlander shares his terrifying encounter, recounting how he suffered severe injuries, including having his jaw ripped off. The hosts express empathy towards Norlander and delve into the dangers of wildlife encounters. In a surprising turn of events, Jamingo reveal a personal anecdote about a drunken encounter with a job foreman. They vividly describe the circumstances, including driving the foreman home and helping him into his house. Though relieved when transferred to another job three weeks later, they reflect on the experience and its impact on their work life. Switching gears, the hosts explain the concept of a "pass" and compare it to a DoorDash gift card. They explore the idea of creating a more transferable pass, similar to a visa or MassaCard, which can be used among different individuals or groups. The hosts also reflect on a missed opportunity to assist someone with lactation issues, citing their lack of personal experience in breastfeeding. However, they express regret for not considering the pain associated with lactation and question if their assistance would have been accepted. Lastly, the hosts concludes with a heartfelt message to Chris and Duchess, encouraging him to continue their podcasting journey without hesitation. The hosts emphasize their respect and admiration for Chris's work, urging him to do what he loves and not worry about pleasing everyone. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
Nick Gerr joins Jodie and Jamingo for a lively discussion on a range of topics. The episode starts out with an exploration of attention-seeking behavior and its potential impact on one's career prospects. Jamingo expresses frustration with the concept of gender identity and suggests that employers may discard job applications if the gender box is not checked. They argue that allowing individuals with different beliefs into the workforce will create problems and criticize a woman's views on patriarchy and capitalism. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Jamingo shares a personal anecdote about an embarrassing incident at work. They recall a time when they had to investigate an issue in a machine room but suddenly had an urgent need to relieve themselves. In a moment of desperation, they ended up defecating into a box of spare parts and then unsuccessfully attempted to hide the evidence. Jamingo acknowledges that their colleague's anger and disgust towards the incident were justified. The discussion then shifts to the topic of appropriate dress codes in educational institutions. Jodie, Jamingo. and Nick disagrees on the level of decorum and professionalism that should be maintained in schools. Jamingo criticizes a person's appearance, including their hair, tattoos, and earrings, questioning their seriousness and credibility. They express a preference for a more conservative dress code while acknowledging that societal attitudes toward sexuality and appearance are changing. As the episode progresses, Jodie and Nick exchange offensive language, insults, and derogatory terms towards individuals who do not conform to traditional gender norms. They express frustration with the idea of more than two genders and dismiss the importance of respecting gender identities. The hosts suggest that businesses should not hire people who do not conform to traditional standards and mock the use of non-binary pronouns. The episode also includes segments where Jodie discusses popular songs, debates the hiring practices of substitute teachers, and receives a distress call from Officer Rodriguez. They mention a super chat from Boomer Bob and express frustration about his sense of humor. They also introduce a game called "New Slurs," where derogatory terms for different groups of people are created. Towards the end of the episode, Jamingo shares a shocking and offensive story about a billionaire on a gorilla-hunting safari. The story involves brutality towards gorillas and racist undertones towards the black African attendants. The hosts also mentioned a joke about hunting gorillas in Washington, DC, and a super chat from Anthony Cumia. This episode of Rubberneckers covers a wide range of controversial topics, often using offensive language and making crude jokes. It showcases a disregard for respecting diversity and promotes harmful stereotypes. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Nick's Links https://www.patreon.com/beelzebuds https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/beelzebuds/id1574961465 https://discord.gg/gAwXaUYA7f
We are back for the last 10 episodes of Rubberneckers. Today we have the Forrest Gump of entertainment, the best kept secret in podcasting, Christian Bladt as a guest. hands down in the top 3 of our guests. Thanks for putting up with us Christian. Welcome to A.I. summary of “The Natural State” episode of Rubberneckers. In today's episode titled "The Natural State," we have a special guest Christian Bladt joining us. Strap in, because we've got quite the ride ahead! Christian starts off the episode by recounting a story about Dennis Miller's time on Monday Night Football. How Dennis scored a gig. Dennis did the job for a solid year with Al Michaels and Dan Faust, but then got replaced by none other than John Madden. Christian reflects on the decision, acknowledging that Madden is a better fit for football, but wonders if the same scenario would play out differently in another context. Now, let's talk about Christian's podcast, The Bladtcast. He's been in the game for a whopping ten years! That's some serious dedication. He proudly shares that he's had some incredible guests on the show, including the likes of John Lovett, Dana Carvey, and Dennis Miller. And get this, he even manages to score interviews with musicians! Christian recalls his surprising chat with Don McLean, the legendary singer behind "American Pie," and how it made him feel like he was doing something right. If you're hungry for more content, Christian also has a YouTube channel where you can catch the audio version of his podcast. And wait, there's more! He's part of another show called "Who Are These Broadcasters" alongside Carl Hamburger and Eric Zane every Tuesday. Christian expresses how honored he is to work with Carl, who's super supportive and wants to help the show grow. Can we get a round of applause for that kind of friendship? Now, let's shift gears and talk politics. Christian and the gang discuss their take on the political landscape, but they take a unique approach. Rather than solely criticizing politicians, they aim to find the funny aspects of it all. Because let's face it, funny is funny, no matter which side of the aisle you're on. They even share a hilarious Family Guy clip where Dennis watches an HBO show and gets his words hilariously mixed up. Of course, not everyone is a fan of Dennis. Christian explains that throughout his career, opinions on Dennis have been divided. But love him or hate him, he's not afraid to be himself, which is a quality that Christian appreciates. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as they mention a playful joke about Bob Barker getting as close as he could to 100 without going over after his death. And Christian's Joke, when Bob Barker passed he heard, “Come on Down!” Just writing this joke cost me $100.00. To wrap things up, they address a few Reddit comments and express gratitude for the support they receive. They understand that they can only be themselves and acknowledge that it may not resonate with everyone. But hey, that's all part of the broadcasting game, right? Well, folks, that's all for today's episode of Rubberneckers. We hope you enjoyed the ride with our fabulous guest Christian Bladt. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Christian's Links
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Welcome back, Rubberneckers! It's time for an exciting episode of trivia and banter. In today's episode, we have our hosts Jodie and John, Edward and Josh. Get ready for a wild ride as we dive into some mind-boggling trivia questions and explore various topics of discussion. We start off with a friendly reminder to John about the importance of getting some much-needed sun. Edward, who believes they are the same person as John, expresses concern about John's lack of sun exposure and warns of potential health risks. But let's not dwell on the serious stuff for too long! Edward introduces a thrilling trivia contest that will take us on a journey of knowledge. The contest will proceed in a clockwise direction, with John being asked the first question as an example. However, Edward playfully criticizes John for frequently missing the mark. Before diving into the trivia, a few topics come up for discussion. The possibility of bringing back sitcoms is explored, with plans to review and revive some beloved classics. But how can these sitcoms be made relevant in today's world? We'll be delving into that question. And speaking of conversations, there's a fascinating discussion regarding the dynamics of different podcast personalities. The traits of honesty, alignment, and contrarianism among hosts are explored, adding spice to the conversation. As we continue our lively chat, one of our hosts seeks advice on becoming a life coach. Our speaker reaches out to someone named Edward for some insights on this career path, and the conversation takes an intriguing turn. Meanwhile, Cardiff Electric is contacted for information, but we'll have to wait and see if they respond. To add a touch of humor to those challenging trivia questions, the speaker suggests employing funny answers when things get tough. After all, who doesn't love a good laugh, even if it's at the expense of a wrong answer? Buckle up, Rubberneckers, because this episode is guaranteed to entertain and keep you on the edge of your seat. So, let's dive into the world of trivia, laughter, and intriguing conversations. Stay tuned for another fantastic episode of Rubberneckers! Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
In today's episode, titled "Gay-Der-Aid," Jamingo and Jodie dive headfirst into a whirlwind of topics, covering everything from controversial guests to the enigmatic world of Free Masons. Strap yourselves in for an intense and thought-provoking discussion! First up, our dynamic duo shares some updates on Brandan from Shitty Song of the Week, who's made not one, but two previous appearances on the show. Things take a heated turn as Brandan hurls insults about someone's body shape and even ventures into the unthinkable with his outlandish remarks about supporting Hitler. Tempers flare, expletives are exchanged, and no holds are barred in this tense confrontation. But the sparks don't stop there! Our speakers passionately vocalize their frustrations about societal taboos, from fat-shaming to racism and beyond. They question the limits of what can and cannot be said, delving into the blurry lines between freedom of speech and responsibility. And just when you think it couldn't get more intense, they uncover their unwavering belief in the existence of aliens among us, comparing it to religious faith and exposing strange behaviors they associate with Freemasons. They tackle controversial current events, too, discussing the recent Bud Light layoffs and the consequences faced by a South Carolina Burger King manager who tampered with food. Prepare for some strong opinions and fiery takes as they touch on the justice system and the role of punishment. From the virtual realm to the troubles of Twitch and YouTube, our hosts navigate the intricacies of online identities and digital gender norms. They share their personal experiences, frustrations, and desires for better representation in the digital world. Lastly, they take a deep dive into the mysterious world of the Freemasons. Drawing connections to ancient civilizations and historical figures, they explore the secretive nature of this secretive organization. Brace yourselves for theories and speculations as our hosts analyze the potential impact of the Freemasons throughout history. So, buckle up, Rubberneckers! It's going to be a wild ride of controversial conversations, explosive opinions, and mind-bending theories. This is "Gay-Der-Aid" - Episode 89 of the Rubberneckers podcast! Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
Welcome back, Rubberneckers! We've got another episode packed with wild discussions and controversial topics. This week's guest is Mike host of the Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks Podcast. Today, we're diving into a whirlwind of confusion and questioning, exploring the fascinating and perplexing aspects of human behavior. We'll be unpacking everything from sexual attitudes and the rise of sex toys to the complexities of parenthood and the controversies surrounding it. Plus, we'll be touching on some not-so-cosmic news, like Twitter's newfound engagement payment system, and the dark underbelly of individuals making inappropriate comments about children. It's a lot to cover, but we'll navigate these tough topics with transparency and, as always, a healthy dose of humor and sarcasm. So buckle up, Rubberneckers, and get ready for a thought-provoking and sometimes outrageous ride through the colorful world of human behavior. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Mike's Links: WFOD Website
Welcome back, Rubberneckers! In today's episode, we have some wild and wacky stories to dive into. From a daring rescue mission involving a swallowed quarter to hilarious mishaps with choking incidents, we will keep you on the edge of your seat. But that's not all! We'll also be discussing Twitter's latest updates, Elon Musk's opinions on the platform, and the allure of the new social media platform, Threads. And of course, we can't forget about our favorite topic - fast food! Join us as we dissect the tantalizing Big Mac sandwich and ponder why the Filet-O-Fish isn't called the "McFish." So, prepare to rubberneck with Jodie and our special guest Matt as we unravel these captivating and entertaining stories. Let's jump right in! Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Matt's Links: https://linktr.ee/REALMatt0626
Soft Weekly joins Jodie and John and officially ends the feud between Jamingo and Soft. But a new villain enters the Frey, John DiCaprio of the Win by 2 YouTube channel. Win by 2 is a copy of a copy of a copy of the Red Bar Radio show. DiCaprio and his band of special needs keyboard warriors with no life skills invade the chat all the while, DiCaprio is stream-sniping the show like a punk ass bitch, not adding any worthwhile commentary, and making up stories based on lies. DiCaprio copies everything Red Bar does, but does it 10 times worse. At the time of the live stream, Jamingo had never heard of Red Bar, but Jodie nearly shit his pants at the thought of Mike David watching. They also touch on Soft's personal experience with John Win by Two and their daily communication, highlighting their shared perspectives on events over time. DiCaprio fired Soft as a cohost. Jodie and Jamingo go over Soft's recent live stream failure. Jodie and John recount an exchange with Soft in a discord chat, where insults were thrown and opinions clashed. They question the relevance of this interaction and express their thoughts on Soft's behavior. The hosts then navigate to more personal matters, discussing the speaker's unique lighting choices during their podcasts and their frustration with others on YouTube who don't take flattering angles. Bringing it back to their own podcast, the speaker shares a personal experience that led them to reflect on their past behavior in their group. They discuss the impact of their previous episodes, poking fun at individuals, and express a desire to engage in more honorable conversations, including a planned appearance by Soft on their show. The episode concludes with gratitude towards John and the viewers and a playful exchange with a listener accused of being a fan of Aaron of the Steel Toe Podcast. There are references to Twitter, Adam 22, and a humorous denial of seeing explicit pictures, accompanied by a sad horn sound effect. Join Jodie and John as they explore the interconnected world of internet content creators, reflect on personal experiences, and engage in lively conversations on this thought-provoking episode of Rubberneckers. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Check Out Soft Weekly: https://www.youtube.com/@SoftWeekly https://twitter.com/LeDuffsCadillac
On this episode of Rubberneckers, our hosts Jodie and John are joined by special guest Jake from Fartmouth. They dive into a negative opinion about nose rings and piercings. The conversation takes an interesting turn as Jake shares his annoyance with a screaming child in the other room and how it inspired him after listening to a podcast featuring Bert Kreischer. However, Jake's admiration for Bert quickly diminishes as he expresses his negative opinion of him. He criticizes Bert for being self-centered and only talking about himself, contrasting his previous view of Bert as funny and influential. The conversation veers into a discussion about comedy and sensitivity, with Jake defending his use of jokes and expressing frustration with others' sensitivities. The topics discussed on this episode also touch on issues of race and respect. Jake references John's language and suggests they don't need to use certain terms. He emphasizes the importance of respect and listening to white people, accusing someone of using racist terms and phrases. He also argues against being told how to teach his children. As the conversation continues, Jake brings up the existence of white ghettos and white thugs, sharing his own experiences witnessing them in Indiana. The conversation takes a humorous turn as the speaker discusses the problem of armpit odor and shares a personal experience of having a threesome with another man and a woman. They comment on the woman's feminist appearance and discuss armpit and leg hair. Jamingo expresses his frustration with stream snipers, describing them as the lowest form of pond scum. He compares them to sucker fishes that feed off big fish crumbs and laments the negative and uninspired environment they create. The speaker also discusses the concept of a "fuck you piece of shit" in relation to personal stories or societal issues. They give an example of their dislike for both the band and the food called Jelly Roll, contrasting it with their love for country music. The episode takes a more contentious turn as the speaker discusses a podcast war between WATP and Misery Love's Company and Chad Zummock, implicating Stuttering John as the cause of chaos. They also mention a payment of $3,000.00 and criticize the person referred to for using racial slurs and stereotypes. The conversation continues with a discussion of Bert Kreischer and his career, with the speaker expressing their concern about his self-centered behavior during comedy shows. They question the loyalty and integrity of other comedians who tour with Bert, suggesting that financial difficulties may await him in the future. To wrap up the episode, there's mention of a challenge for a bacon eating contest, a record-setting Oreo eating accomplishment, and an invitation for someone named John DiCaprio to come on the show and explain their anger. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Jake's Links https://www.youtube.com/@fartmouthpodcast5819 https://fartmouthshow.wixsite.com/fart https://twitter.com/FARTMOUTHU
On this episode of Rubberneckers, Jamingo, and Jodie are joined by special guests Vinnie Paulino. They kick things off by discussing the concerns surrounding AI and personal information. Jodie shares an interesting story about an experience with an AI chatbot on Discord, which took an unexpected turn when the chatbot started calling the speaker a derogatory name. The conversation delves into the potential implications of pushing AI too far and the invasion of privacy in the VR realm. Things take a comedic turn as the discussion shifts to eccentric topics such as sensitive nipples, excessive sweating, and a person's loose skin after weight loss. The group humorously explores the idea of a GoFundMe campaign for skin removal surgery, offering entertaining suggestions for the procedure. They navigate the fine line of humor, touching on sensitive comparisons and expressing sympathy. The conversation then takes a dark turn as the speaker suggests an old-school approach to punishment and the concept of "eye for an eye." The hosts and guests discuss the matter, even proposing televising executions for profit. They also touch on the topic of prison, sharing unusual and repetitive job ideas for inmates. The lively discussion continues as they delve into a range of random topics, including an odd incident with a Michael Jackson impersonator. Vinnie talks about his experience at WWE SmackDown and the discovery of a long-lost sister. The hosts and guests engage in banter and comedic exchanges, sharing stories and making jokes along the way. The episode wraps up with playful conversations about eating human meat, and the mention of other podcasts like Subreddit Surfing. The dynamic between the hosts and guests adds an extra layer of entertainment, with jokes about blackmail and the willingness to do any podcast. Join Jamingo, Jodie, and Vinnie as they take you on a wild ride through bizarre stories, thought-provoking discussions, and humorous banter. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Vinnie Paulino's Links https://twitter.com/VinniePaulino https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/carlsoncast https://twitter.com/Carlsoncast https://twitter.com/TheCreepoff Subreddit Surfing YouTube [00:00:41] Guest Vinny Paulino discusses podcasts and guests. [00:06:04] Advocating for violent punishment and weird prison jobs. [00:11:41] Guy face plants, others ignore and continue working. [00:22:05] Big reveal: Mom's secret sister found family. [00:28:21] YouTube appeals denied AI girlfriends as an alternative. [00:34:40] VR poker game turns into a chaotic love triangle. [00:36:30] Happy stories: VR, Internet, and sexual experiences. [00:46:01] She looks like Mike Brochette, no shoes. [00:49:29] Ethnic assumptions about grilling; discussing cannibalism. [00:54:02] Funny: Bullcock dining, cow pussies on display. [00:59:02] Sensitive nipples, weight loss, excess skin removal. [01:03:20] It's funny, breaks, smiting, half...
On this episode of Rubberneckers, Jodie, and John are joined by guest Rob, a renowned podcast host and the mastermind behind Random Ramblings with Rob. He also co-hosts the RBR wrestling weekly show, which discusses weekly wrestling events. They start by analyzing how media affects behavior and the lack of positive examples of characters practicing safe sex. They also share their views on how people today prioritize likes and views over human decency. They then move on to discuss the benefits of joining the military and the sacrifices required. Along the way, they also engage in some humorous hypothetical scenarios, such as how many teenagers they could fight off and how they would respond if they were called derogatory names. Finally, they wrap up the episode with a candid conversation about the dangers of drunk driving and how recruiters for the military target vulnerable individuals. Jodie B and Rob go way back, and he inspires Jody B through his seven-year-long experience in podcasting. Rob is also fondly remembered as the person who gave Jody B the nickname, that Motherfucker. Jody B started leaving random messages on Rob's voicemail before he joined the podcasting world, and now Rob holds a special place in Jodie's heart. In This Episode, We Discuss: Daniel Penny indicted in the chokehold death of Jordan Neely Horrific video shows nearly 40 teens viciously attacking off-duty Marines Recording Racist Social Media Content Could Get White Guys Killed Big Black Man Throws Lil Black Man Around for Clicks Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Rob's Links https://twitter.com/3RShow https://randomrob.com/
On this episode of Rubberneckers, Jodie, and Jamingo welcome original Rubbernecker Dave to the podcast. As usual, the guys engage in a discussion on a range of controversial topics. These include the possibility of trans women inducing lactation and men producing breast milk. They also delve into a bar in Australia that offers free drinks to women based on their bra size, as well as the etiquette of paying for dates. The hosts express frustrations regarding the celebration of Pride month and make derogatory remarks about a virgin woman. Later, the conversation shifts towards issues related to moving up in business, contempt for individuals at the bottom of the pyramid, and the speaker's dietary habits. Join the hosts for an intellectually stimulating yet sometimes offensive discussion on these hot-button issues. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
John Jamingo joins Edward as they take on the task of reviewing Dudesy (an A.I. Podcast). Hosts Will Sasso & Chad Kultgen take us on a confusing journey. Edward is going to be on WATP. Enjoy the no edit podcast! Josh will scurry back soon.RubberneckersWho Are These Podcasts?Support the showTree of Links: https://linktr.ee/amicancelledyet
Edward and Josh enter the world of celebrity news in order to update all of you on the most important news there is! The latest episode of Rubberneckers is discussed. A new schedule is announced. Josh is a cutie pie. :)Support the showTree of Links: https://linktr.ee/amicancelledyet
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Boomer Bob, one of the original Rubberneckers is our guest tonight. Jodie's internet was a little cunty in the beginning but we gave it a Midol and it straightened out. Tonight we talk about: 19-Year-Old Woman Had ‘Extremely Graphic' Sex With Dog In Video So Disturbing Cops Can't Even Discuss It Entitled Woman Demands Target Compensate $1000+ Grocery Bill - Goes Horribly Wrong! Man tries to stop car thief, but he brought friends. Gynaecologist finds a cockroach Bud Light vs Ultra Right Beer Lil Boosie said "let's go back to crack" Broken elevator rockets 31 floors in 15 seconds Japan's bear meat vending machine proves a surprising success Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
Our cohost for the night is Brian Tramel from the Shooting the Shiznit Podcast. Brian was definitely Rubberneckers stock. Jodie's internet didn't cooperate and we lost him during the episode. Tonight we talk about: No one touches Gaston! Alex on the Mic Gay Beer - Bud Light Arkansas Tornados Never Approach a Woman Bus on Fire Woman with two vaginas Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker Brian's Links: https://linktr.ee/STSPOD https://twitter.com/comicbookmarkBT
Two of the OG Rubberneckers Dave and Devan hope to hang with Jodie and John and tell us what they have been upto since they left: Devan has cut his alcohol consumption back to 2 beers a day! Dave is on medication that gives him three erections a day. We dig in and try to help Dave. Also, Jamingo Bot makes another appearance. What would a Rubberneckers episode be without a healthy dose of women objectification? Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker
Edward and Josh transform Am I Cancelled? into a parody of the Rubberneckers podcast.Rubberneckers: https://open.spotify.com/show/4cUg2jrZJFyqEpBEsAVPXU#wheresmycartoonSupport the showTree of Links: https://linktr.ee/amicancelledyet
Edward felt like Josh was being neglected again and gave him a QnA. Afterwards John from The Rubberneckers Podcast gets his comeuppance. Edward explains why he's a liar. Josh is adorable throughout.#wheresmycartoon Support the showTree of Links: https://linktr.ee/amicancelledyet
Edward and Josh fell in love and quit Rubberneckers to do a show together. And to that John says, Good Riddens you ungrateful tools! Is John the Asshole? Listen to Edward and Josh on the Are We Gay Show to find out. (Am I Cancelled Podcast) We were supposed to have Jason Alme as a guest, but Jason had to cancel. So it's Jodie and old rusty John. Links to The Stories We Discuss Greta Thunberg vs Andrew Tate Andrew Tate Arrested Where in the World is Ye? Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation McDonald's ‘Karen' throws food on the floor for being incorrect Waffle House Brawl Barista Booty Doormat Disagreement Neighbor Dimes Out Cheating Wife Fat Her!!! Hooters Rebrand? Penis-shaped Waffles Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Boomer Bunker Brand X Am I Cancelled
Did Edward quit or did he have to work late? You will have to wait until next week to find out. But we do have a replacement. John referred to him as “The worst podcaster he has ever heard.” It's Mike from the pod faded We Are Assholes podcast and the soon-to-be pod faded Nitwit podcast. I think the Rubberneckers are so good that we made Mike actually listenable. The news broke that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth had bought the farm, had crossed the Rainbow Bridge, she died. It was also reported that her evilness wanted her Corgi dogs euthanized too. Scott Patterson of the Gilmore Girls cried like a bitch on his podcast that there was a scene where Lauren Graham had to put her hand on his rear end and he felt violated. A man gets 9 months in prison after his ex-girlfriend turns him in for entering the Capitol on January 6th. Pearl Necklaces' Made From Semen Are TikTok's Hottest New Jewelry Trend. If John had a bakery he would bake a cake for any occasion, and I mean any occasion. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr
In our twenty-fourth episode, Ryan and Robbie talk about: Reviews and emails! Send us one: goinggreypod@gmail.com Another dynamite e-mail question from Brian, email us your supergroups! (25:11) Happy Labor Day and ending of the summer! (34:14) Oh, that's nice (41:41): It's super-star Katie's birthday! Bea gets a haircut, Robbie gets back on the golf course, not having chores to do, and getting an attaboy at work. Who asked you? (55:25): Rubberneckers, work kitchen scavengers, getting bombarded by texts, and having a no-good, awful morning. Washed up (01:06:25): US Life Expectancy Sports (01:10:42): Football/Fantasy Football talk Entertainment (01:16:28): House of the Dragon. Look for our weekly review/discussion episodes with Benny from UI on Thursdays and The Great British Bake Off is back! Hollywood Handshakes for everyone! Hey, you want to talk about music? (01:22:20) Robbie shared 4 songs with Ryan... Glass Animals: Agnes Caamp: Vagabond Father John Misty: Nancy From Now On Tame Impala: The Less I Know the Better Storytime (01:33:29): Robbie was a disgrace to the school Thank you as always for your support, we love you. Find us on https://www.instagram.com/thegoinggreypodcast/ (Instagram) Goodnight Paul Hollywood!
The Rubberneckers never shy away from controversy, so when they need to sit down and have a talk about the show it's out in the open for fans to hear. We meet Edward's new character Spookward. A couple who has been dating for 6 years take a 23 and me test and find out the unthinkable. Josh's Iceberg of Conspiracy Chris Rock makes a joke and the internet clutches its pearls Should Lizzo's obesity be celebrated or should weight loss for healthy living be the message? Follow Us: https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr
Dave??? Dave ain't here!!! This is the first episode without Dave. Jodie's sad, Josh is indifferent, and John is walking on sunshine.The Rubberneckers will be looking for a new sick and twisted fourth soon.We record live Thursday Evenings 9:00 pm easternWatch us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcastWatch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCItCoi9Wdpfq0k_VzZojinAJoin our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8WwrFollow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod
Why can women do whatever they want? Cry in the bathroom at work because they can't handle life's pressure? Scream at their boss due to hormones? Go on strike because they can't murder their babies?When men don't show emotion they are toxic, when men do show emotion they are laughed at. We need to Make Men Great AgainDave gets an Only Fan's Girl to rate the Rubberneckers on looks.Only Fan's Model dumps her old child actor boyfriend for dope-smoking weirdo.A woman hooks up with her ex-boyfriend to get high and gets more than she bargained for.Get ready to eat bugsPodcaster Twitter WarsCheck out all of our links here
The Large Hadron Collider was activated the day of this recording July 5th, 2022. John thinks this has shot him into another dimension which is Hell. He is losing to 12-year-olds playing PokerStars VR Poker on the River as a big favorite. Plus he is podcasting with Dave from Rubberneckers. We also talk about seeing Jaws when it was released in 1975. How Fathers made sons face their fears like real men! In the middle of the episode, John's mind goes blank. And Deuce answers listener questions Follow us: https://twitter.com/brandxpod https://www.facebook.com/brandxpodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC-0P21RelCJnmWWiKN9hyA
The Juul was banned in the United States. Dave shows how to be an anti-cool smoker. We debate over which 5 songs make the Rubberneckers all-time list. And Jodie hates the word peeps.Check out all of our links here
更多卡卡老师分享公众号:卡卡课堂 或者添加我的微信:zaocanyingyu 也就是早餐英语的拼音 送你一份我个人学习大礼包,帮助你在英文学习路上少走弯路“凑热闹”是人的本性,看到路上忽然聚起很多人围在一起,好奇心一定会驱使我们前去“凑热闹”。那“凑热闹”的英语该怎么说呢?今天节目我们就来学习下“凑热闹”的地道表达。首先,“凑热闹”可以用come along for the ride,它的意思是:to join in an activity without playing an important part in it,即只是参加某个活动,但并不起重要作用的意思。想想和“凑热闹”的意思其实非常接近。很多“凑热闹”的人,都只是围观群中,只是看看,所有come along for the ride用来表示“凑热闹”非常合适。Example:My boyfriend loves this band, he has booked two tickets for the concert tonight, but I just came along for the ride.我男朋友很喜欢这个乐队,他老早就订好了演唱会的门票,不过,我只是来凑个热闹。说到“凑热闹”,让我想起另外一句俗语:外行看热闹,内行看门道。 “外行”在英语中是layman,那么“门道”在英语中又是怎么表述的呢?英语中同样有个词组:know the ropes,表示“懂行” 的意思。同理,to learn the ropes就可以表示刚入职的新人学习行规等知识,所以这句“外行看热闹,内行看门道”就可以表述成:The professional know the ropes,while the laymen just come along for the ride.“凑热闹”除了come along for the ride,之外,还有一个单词非常形象。我们就直接说成rubberneck。rubberneck就是像橡胶一样的脖子,看热闹的时候,你的脖子是不是就会拉伸的特别得长呀?People tend to rubberneck when they're passing a car accident. 人们在经过车祸现场时,都会看热闹。rubberneck是动词,rubbernecker当然就是看热闹的人。Rubberneckers and traffic delays are both pains in the neck.看热闹的人和交通延误都令人很讨厌啊!
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Joe, Scott, and Marino play Rubberneckers, discuss road trips, and play the classic game of 'Name That Car Based Movie'.
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Adapted by Julie Hoverson from a story by Phillips Barbee (pseudonym of Robert Sheckley) Published in Galaxy Science Fiction, December 1952 Classic era science fiction about a very odd visitor from outer space. Cast List Professor Michaels - Grant Baciocco (Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd) Frank Connors - Bryan Hendrickson Mrs. Jones - Kimberly Poole (Warp'd Space) Sheriff Flynn - Glen Hallstrom General O'Donnell - Chuck Burke Allenson, scientist - Cary Ayers Moriarty, physicist - Eleiece Krawiec Brigadier-General - H. Keith Lyons Driver - Cary Ayers Soldier1 - John Carroll Soldier2 - Lothar Tuppan Pilot - Mark Olson The Leech - Suzanne Dunn, Will Watt, James Sedgwick, Julie Hoverson Many thanks to Project Gutenberg and Librivox for curating these classic stories. [Link to The Leech in short sci fi collection 24 at Librivox] Music by misterscott99 [Thanx to Steve Guy for suggesting searching YouTube for a Theramin artist!!] Editing and Sound: Julie Hoverson Cover Design: Brett Coulstock "What kind of a place is it? Why it's a cabin in upstate New York, can't you tell?" ************************************************ The Leech By Phillips Barbee (Robert Sheckley), Galaxy Science Fiction December 1952 Cast: [Opening credits - Olivia] The Leech Frank Connors, assistant Professor Michaels, anthropologist Mrs. Jones, housekeeper Sheriff Flynn / Jerry General O'Donnell / driver Allenson, scientist Moriarty, atomic physicist [bring in the leech voice, subtle, under the opening credits] LEECH A LEECH hungry. Empty. hungry. Empty. hungry. hungry. Empty [repeats under] OLIVIA Did you have any trouble finding it? What do you mean, what kind of a place is it? Why, it's a professor's rural retreat, circa 1952, can't you tell? LEECH falling falling falling heat impact FOOD! ...eat. MUSIC STING 1_BIG NEWS AMBIANCE OUTDOORS, BREEZE, CREAK OF HAMMOCK SOUND [OFF A BIT] KNOCK ON DOOR, SCREEN DOOR OPENS MRS. JONES What? FRANK Where's the prof? I have to talk to him! MRS. JONES You can give me his mail, young man. FRANK But this is big news! MRS. JONES If it's school business-- FRANK It's not! MRS. JONES It can still wait. This is Professor Michaels' resting week, and you know it. SOUND SCREEN DOOR SLAMS MRS. JONES [fading out] Bad enough those army convoys have to drive by at all hours of the day and night. FRANK Wait! Oh, heck. SOUND A COUPLE OF STEPS ON WOOD PROF [sigh] [calling] Conners? What the devil are you on about? SOUND FOOTSTEPS ON GRAVEL FRANK Oh! Professor! Say - I'm awfully sorry to disturb you, but there's something damn funny out in the ditch. PROF Ditch? SOUND DOOR OPENS MRS. JONES Oh, you! I told him to go, professor! PROF It's all right, Mrs. Jones. I'll handle this. MRS. JONES Dinner in half an hour! You know how you get when you don't eat. SOUND DOOR SHUTS FRANK So, the ditch. Didja hear me? There's something weird. PROF Of course I heard you. [sigh] You found a pixie. Feed him some milk, and go away. FRANK No sir, I think it's a... a rock. PROF A rock. In the road. How quaint. FRANK But sir-- PROF [annoyed, but languid] What is your job, Frank? FRANK Sir? PROF If you don't know, then perhaps I should hire someone else. FRANK I'm to keep everyone off you while you relax. See to the mail, the shopping. PROF And does any of that involve spotting "rocks"? FRANK No. PROF Warning me of rocks? FRANK No. PROF Protecting me from rocks? FRANK No, but-- PROF So move the rock and get on with your-- FRANK But sir, I tried! See? SOUND SHOVEL MOVEMENT PROF [sigh] what? [sharper] What? SOUND DOOR SLAMS OPEN MRS. JONES What on god's green earth did you do to my shovel, young man? FRANK I didn't do anything. The rock thing did! MUSIC LEECH B SOUND [UNDER] FEET ON GRAVEL LEECH food dull food warm light FOOD cold dark food slow food sloooooow... MUSIC 2_THE LEECH AMBIANCE OUTDOORS SOUND WALKING QUICKLY FRANK [a bit breathless] I really wouldn't have bothered you for just nothing, but look! SOUND DOINK ON METAL FRANK Two inches! It melted two inches right off! SOUND FEET HALT PROF [incredulous] That? FRANK That! You can see it better from up close. PROF Shh! SOUND SLOWER FOOTSTEPS PROF [whispered] Do you hear anything? FRANK [whispered] No. I mean, not beyond birds and things. PROF [grim] Neither do I. FRANK So? PROF [brighter] Well, it's indicative of something, isn't it? SOUND BRISKER FOOTSTEPS PROF You have a notebook on you? FRANK No. PROF Anything to write on? FRANK Uh, no. Just - just your mail. PROF Here. SOUND SHUFFLE ENVELOPES PROF No... no... no... Ah. Here. They won't notice if I don't respond. SOUND SLAPS PAPER INTO HAND FRANK Okay. PROF We have what appears to be a round item of a stone-like appearance. Greyish-black and striated. SOUND JUGGLE SHOVEL, WRITING NOISES FRANK Gotcha. PROF [dictating] Sitting in the ditch. Nearest edge, say, three feet off the road. FRANK It's a bit farther than that, isn't it? PROF I wouldn't say so. FRANK [acquiescing] Okay. PROF About the size of a truck tire. FRANK No, really now, I think you have your proportions mixed up... SOUND WALKS FORWARD FRANK [dismayed] Oh. PROF What? Think I'm getting senile or something? FRANK No, just... PROF "Just" is not quantifiable. Just spit it out. FRANK It was smaller. Before. PROF How much smaller? FRANK I dunno - an inch maybe. But definitely smaller. PROF Find me a stick. FRANK A... stick? PROF Here. [give me that] SOUND TAKES SHOVEL FRANK Don't touch it! PROF I'm not planning to. Not yet. SOUND A COUPLE OF STEPS, DRAGGING SOUND PROF As you observe, I am drawing a line approximately three inches beyond the edge of the thing. FRANK [noting] Three inches. Got it. PROF Now, we'll have something to measure by in case it grows again. FRANK Right. PROF Now. Let's see what happens. SOUND METAL ON STONE - SORT OF SOUND SIZZLING NOISE PROF It's not unyielding - the shovel seems to sink in-- FRANK Oh no it's not! SOUND SCRAPE PROF What? Aha! You're right. It's not sinking in, it's being melted away. Gives the same impression. Odd how the mind interprets things.... FRANK I think it just got bigger. PROF Really? FRANK I was watching, and I think it swelled a little. PROF Could be heat waves. I suspect something like this would reflect like asphalt. But let's test it. The shovel's not good for much any more anyway. SOUND METAL ON STONE GRATE, SIZZLING FRANK Don't touch it! PROF My hand is nowhere near touching it. I merely want to see... FRANK Look! It's getting larger! I can see it! SOUND WOOD ON STONE PROF [impressed] Well! [clinical] But it generates no appreciable heat. Odd. I would assume some sort of acidic chemical reaction, which would almost invariably generate heat. FRANK And it grew! Just a fraction of an inch-- PROF I was paying attention to other things. [sigh] SOUND WOOD LANDS ON STONE, SIZZLING FRANK D'you see it swelling? PROF I doubt there was enough left of that handle to do much. What else--? FRANK Rocks? PROF Sound thinking. SOUND PICK UP SOME ROCKS, DROP THEM, SIZZLE FRANK Isn't that just about the damnedest thing you ever saw, Professor? What do you think it is? PROF It's no stone... I'm going to phone the college and ask a physics man about it. Or a biologist. I'd like to get rid of that thing before it spoils my lawn. MUSIC LEECH C LEECH food sharp food fall food lie food move moist food dry food grow food air grow bigger grow.... wake! MUSIC 3_BACON AMBIANCE IN PROF'S HOUSE SOUND DISTANT POUNDING ON DOOR MRS. JONES What is it? SOUND BUSTLING THROUGH HOUSE SOUND DOOR YANKED OPEN MRS. JONES You better have a brilliant explanation for this-- FRANK Absolutely vital. Professor Michaels knows‑‑ PROF I'm coming. It had better be particularly important to drag me away from Mrs. Jones' bacon. MRS. JONES [amused annoyance] And Mrs. Jones better leave you boys to your business and see to her bacon before it all burns away. SOUND BUSTLES OFF FRANK It's nearly eighteen feet across! PROF The thing? FRANK Yup! PROF I was trying some acids on it yesterday, and nothing seemed to even ruffle it. FRANK None of them? PROF Nope. I'll finagle a bacon sandwich or two and we'll head out presently. MUSIC LEECH D LEECH so small. how is one so small. one was large. one was grand. Miniscule now. Hungry. sooooo hungry. food is slow. Dull. Eat... MUSIC 4_SHERIFF AMBIANCE OUTDOORS, AT THE SITE FRANK See what I mean? PROF Seems the larger it gets, the faster it grows. Not surprising, if what I suspect is happening is true. FRANK What's that? PROF Say it absorbs whatever it touches. The more surface area, the more it can touch, the more it can absorb. FRANK That's not good. It's like some kind of... of leech. PROF I don't know that I would characterize it so narrowly just yet, Frank-- SOUND CAR DRIVES UP, STOPS FRANK Morning Sheriff! SHERIFF Morning. What the devil is this? PROF Don't know. Just showed up. SHERIFF Ha. Ha. We gotta get it out of the road! Something like this, you can't let it block the road. The Army's gotta use this road. FRANK We didn't-- PROF Shh. [up, dry] Terribly sorry. Go right ahead and move it, Sheriff. But be careful. It's hot. FRANK [quiet] Hot? PROF [quiet] Close enough. SHERIFF Should just be able to-- SOUND OPENS TRUNK SHERIFF Where is the--? FRANK [quiet] Shouldn't we warn him? PROF [quiet] We'll stop him if he goes to touch it. But if he doesn't see for himself, he'll never buy it. FRANK Oh. MUSIC LEECH E SOUND [UNDER] METAL HITTING STONE, GUNSHOTS SHERIFF [frustrated noise] LEECH slow food. fast! energy impact. ahhhhhh. more. more hit. more energy. give! MUSIC 5_MONKEY'S UNCLE AMBIANCE OUTDOORS, AT THE SITE SHERIFF Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. PROF [quiet] That would make deputy Jerry, there, "cheetah". FRANK [snickers] PROF Ready to listen yet, sheriff? SOUND ARMY CONVOY APPROACHING SHERIFF What? Hey look! NOW we'll get some action! PROF [quiet] That's rather what I'm afraid of. MUSIC LEECH F SOUND [UNDER] CONVOY STOPS, IDLES, DOORS OPEN, ETC. LEECH more energy. more food. need. senses very dim. Thoughts very dim. grow. waken more. food. MUSIC 6_ARMY AMBIANCE OUTDOORS, AT THE SITE O'DONNELL You can't block this road. Clear that away. PROF Sorry. It's not ours. And we can't seem to do anything with it. O'DONNELL What in sam hill is it? FRANK A leech. SHERIFF A what? PROF [annoyed but covering] Simply a name to refer to it by - we have no real idea what it is. O'DONNELL But you've tried moving it? PROF Every way we could think of. O'DONNELL Crowbar? FRANK Didn't help. O'DONNELL Blowtorch? PROF More or less. No effect. O'DONNELL Gunshot? SHERIFF Sad to say... O'DONNELL [calling orders] Driver? Ride over that thing. FRANK But sir! PROF Shh. SOUND JEEP STARTS INTO GEAR FRANK [to prof] We have to stop him! PROF You thought the sheriff was bad, having to see it first? This is the military. FRANK Oh. SOUND JEEP ROLLS FORWARD SLOWLY, TAKES A BUMP, THEN HALTS, SIZZLING SNEAKS IN, UNDER. O'DONNELL [bellowing] I didn't tell you to stop! DRIVER I didn't stop it, sir! O'DONNELL Get moving! DRIVER It's stalled out sir! PROF General? Pardon me, but if you look closely, you'll see that the tires are melting down. SOUND POP, HISS OF TIRE FRANK Yikes! O'DONNELL Criminee! [orders] Driver! Jump clear! Don't touch any of that grey stuff! MUSIC LEECH G SOUND [UNDER] DRIVER CLIMBS ONTO HOOD OF CAR AND JUMPS LEECH large food. energy. much movement. nice. hungry. more large? Need food. waking waking... more self, more hungry. need food MUSIC 7_JEEP AMBIANCE OUTDOORS, AT THE SITE SOUND CAR SLOWLY SINKING INTO THE THING, MUCH SIZZLING DRIVER It's up to the chassis already! O'DONNELL How fast can it eat? PROF [quiet] you are keeping track aren't you? FRANK Sure thing, professor! It's been about three minutes, give or take a few. PROF Make a note - Frank needs a stopwatch. FRANK Oh. Ok. Right. SOUND SCRIBBLING O'DONNELL You called this thing a leech, professor? PROF As I said, it is nothing but a name to refer to it by. O'DONNELL But it is leeching, far as I can tell - eating anything that gets near it. PROF Which bodes rather ill for the underside. O'DONNELL Whazzat? PROF You're only thinking about things that get near it on the top - who knows how far below this thing may have eaten away the dirt, or even the bedrock. FRANK Dirt and stones do seem to digest a bit slower. O'DONNELL You've been experimenting with it, eh? Did you by any chance MAKE this thing with one of your experiments, professor? PROF [sigh] First, general, I am not that type of scientist. I am a professor of anthropology. I do, however, understand scientific method and felt that if we established some parameters up front, such as rate of growth, speed of dissolution, etc., we might be able to more easily convince some of my hard science colleagues to come and have a look. O'DONNELL [after a pause] So you say. SOUND MARCHES OFF FRANK You did that on purpose, didn't you? PROF [over innocent] did what? FRANK Oh, no - don't play innocent! I've seen you lecture someone til their eyes glazed over, before this! PROF [chuckle] DRIVER [background] There goes the aerial! SOUND SIZZLING OUT O'DONNELL [commands, off] You! DRIVER Sir! Yes sir! O'DONNELL [commands, off] Go back and have some men bring up hand grenades and dynamite! DRIVER Yes sir! FRANK That will get it! PROF I am not so sure. O'DONNELL [from off, yelling to prof] I don't know what you've got here, but it's not going to stop a U.S. Army convoy! PROF I pray he's right. MUSIC LEECH H SOUND UNDER EXPLOSIONS - HAND GRENADES AND DYNAMITE LEECH waking more. thinking more. sensing more. hungry. [boom] food! yes yes food! [boom] Ahhhhh eat and grow. [bullets] mass and movement. energy. more. yes. please! [huge explosion] yesssssss! MUSIC 8_EVACUATE AMBIANCE OUTDOORS, NEAR PROF'S HOUSE SOUND WOOD CRACKING THROUGHOUT UNDER MRS. JONES Well, I never. PROF Did you get everything moved out all right? MRS. JONES Well, yes, but I've cooked for you in that very house for nearly ten years now. Where am I supposed to feel at home? Where are you? [supposed to feel at home] PROF [muttered] That may not be a problem for long. SOUND HUGE CRACK, SHATTER OF GLASS MRS. JONES There goes the front porch! Who would have thought such a terrible thing could spread so darn far? PROF The government surely didn't. MRS. JONES It looks like one of them - what's the word? Blasted heath. Yes. That's exactly what a blasted heath would look like. PROF [musing] Or a cooled lava flow. [snapping out] Either way, it's pretty darn blasted. MRS. JONES Blasted leech. SOUND FEET ARRIVING PROF I do wish people would stop calling it that. SOLDIER Pardon me, sir? General O'Donnell would like to see you at the command post. PROF Right. I already know the end to this little melodrama. [to soldier] See to it Mrs. Jones gets back to the city, will you? SOLDIER Sir, I'm supposed to escort you-- PROF But I know where I'm going. She does not. SOLDIER Yes, sir! MUSIC LEECH I SOUND CRUSHING HOUSE UNDER LEECH slow food. want fast food. more awake now. why no more fast come. good energy. big food. hungry. more food make more pieces. more pieces make more hungry. more hungry wants more food. MUSIC 9_PERIMETER AMBIANCE OUTDOORS, AT THE EDGE OF THE LARGER SITE SOUND CROWD NOISE, FADING IN PROF What's that over there? SOLDIER2 Perimeter. Barbed wire. Half mile out. PROF I doubt the barbed wire is making all that noise. SOLDIER2 Oh, them. Reporters. Rubberneckers. FRANK [calling from off] Professor! PROF Assistants. SOLDIER2 You need assistance? PROF Just my assistant. Let him in would you? SOLDIER2 I don't have any orders-- PROF Well, he takes all my notes, so I guess I'll have to stay within earshot. Which ends about here. SOLDIER2 But the general-- PROF Will it be easier to move the general, or my assistant, do you think? SOLDIER2 Um... MUSIC 10_HQ AMBIANCE INSIDE HEADQUARTERS TENT SOUND TENT FLAP SWOOP, PROF AND FRANK ENTER TENT O'DONNELL I've been put in charge of operation leech. Ah, professor... and...? PROF My assistant. He is also the one who found this thing in the first place. Absolutely indispensable. FRANK Hi. O'DONNELL Is he trustworthy? PROF Think of him as my right arm. FRANK The one he writes with. O'DONNELL You're a professor, right? PROF Yes. Anthropology. O'DONNELL Good. I'd like you to stay around in an advisory capacity. I'd appreciate your observations on the... enemy. PROF I think this is more in the line of a physicist or a biochemist. O'DONNELL I don't want this place cluttered up with scientists. FRANK But he isn't-- O'DONNELL Don't get me wrong. I have the greatest appreciation for science. I am, if I do say so, a scientific soldier. I'm always interested in the latest weapons. You can't fight any kind of a war any more without science. PROF Of course not. O'DONNELL But I can't have a team of longhairs poking around this thing for the next month, holding me up. My job is to destroy it, by any means in my power, and at once. I am going to do just that. PROF I don't think it will be that easy. O'DONNELL That's what you're here for. Tell me what the problem is, and I'll figure out how to solve it. FRANK [muttered] Usually a scientist's job. PROF Very well. As far as I can figure out, this thing-- O'DONNELL The leech. PROF It isn't really-- O'DONNELL It's the codename. FRANK [muttered] I'm the one who called it that in the first place. PROF The "leech" appears to be an organic mass-energy converter, and a frighteningly efficient one. I'm guessing here, and keep in mind that this is really not my-- O'DONNELL Get on with it. PROF It appears to convert external mass into energy, then back into its own internal mass. Energy is directly converted into the body mass. How this takes place, I do not know. The leech is not protoplasmic. It may not even be cellular-- O'DONNELL So we need something big against it. That's all right, then. I've got plenty of big stuff here. FRANK Oh boy! PROF I don't think you understand me. Let me rephrase. [intense] The leech eats energy! It will consume any energy weapon you use against it. O'DONNELL [considering] And what happens if it keeps on eating? PROF I think it will only be limited by its food source. O'DONNELL So when it runs out, we'll all be safe? PROF When it runs out, we'll all be gone. MUSIC LEECH J LEECH senses growing. Feel moving food. Sitting food. Food near. Food far. Waiting for food to come near. Hungrrrrry. MUSIC 11_NEED HELP AMBIANCE INSIDE HEADQUARTERS TENT PROF I insist you contact some physicists. Biologists and chemists too. Give them a chance to figure out how to nullify it. I can give you some names. O'DONNELL I don't have time to wait while a passel of scientists wrangle! I have this axiom - Muster enough force, and anything will give. Anything. FRANK [muttered] Military thinking. O'DONNELL [pleased] Thanks. PROF [sigh] But I am not that kind of-- O'DONNELL Don't sell yourself short, Prof! And don't underestimate the army. We have, massed under North Hill - right over there - the greatest accumulation of energy and radioactive weapons ever assembled in one spot. I bet even this leech won't withstand the full force of all that. FRANK [worried] Professor? PROF [doubtful] I suppose it could be possible to overload the thing. O'DONNELL [smug] I'll go and give some orders. We're gonna crack that leech in half! SOUND HE LEAVES FRANK Did he listen to a single thing you said? PROF [sigh] He is the military. FRANK Then why are you - we - even here? PROF I fear the general wants to be able to say he consulted a scientist. I'm convenient since I can't possibly have a relevant opinion. MUSIC LEECH K SOUND [UNDER] RAY GUNS, EXPLOSIONS, ETC. LEECH Fooooood! Rich food! Needing more! Ray food, energy food, liquid food! Needing more! More food makes more hungry!!!! Sensing. Sensing for food. Ahhhh. THERE. MUSIC 12_STOCKPILE AMBIANCE INSIDE HEADQUARTERS TENT O'DONNELL [incredulous and furious] It did what? SOUND NANA OF VOICE ON WALKIE-TALKIE. FRANK It flew! PROF It might be better described as a type of hovering. O'DONNELL Shh! Over and out. SOUND WALKIE SQUAWK - OFF PROF [resigned] Where did it go? O'DONNELL The damned fools! Why'd they have to panic? You'd think they'd never been trained! FRANK They couldn't exactly expect that! PROF [urgent] Where? O'DONNELL North Hill. [angry sigh] Our armory. FRANK But that's a whole mile away! PROF At least. O'DONNELL Sixty-seven men died! And the leech just - just jumped there! PROF I still say it hovered. It definitely moved with some sort of self-propulsion. FRANK I'll write that down. PROF The way it looked, it floated across the sky, blacking out the sun, and then, when it reached its goal, it simply dropped. O'DONNELL [snarling] How can you be so clinical about this? FRANK I - I- PROF It's OUR job to take notes for the scientists you will eventually have to call in. MUSIC LEECH L LEECH So good! So nice! Rich food. Much energy. Growwww. Yessss. Ahhhh. More cells. Now, more hungry. MUSIC 13_EXPERTS AMBIANCE INSIDE HEADQUARTERS TENT SOUND PACING O'DONNELL Haven't those eggheads made up their minds yet? We've had to evacuate six nearby farms. FRANK It's not like choosing a tie. O'DONNELL But they're the experts! PROF No one's an expert on this. It's never happened before. The physicists consider it a biological matter, and the biologists seem to think the chemists should have the answer. We can't even agree on whose problem it is! O'DONNELL It's the military's problem! I don't give a hang what the thing is! I just want to know how to destroy it! [offhand] They better give me permission to use the bomb. SOUND STRIDES OFF FRANK Will that work? PROF Well, I have a theory. FRANK Yes? PROF Which I hope will remain a theory. FRANK How can I make notes if you don't tell me? PROF The Bomb might overload it. MIGHT destroy it. Or give it what it needs to grow big enough to devour the entire continent. Sooner. SOUND FEET STRIDE BACK O'DONNELL Still talking! Gah! I've been pushing for the Bomb for a week now! And I'll get it, but not til they run out of doubletalk! FRANK Could be a while. O'DONNELL [intense] I am going to destroy that leech. I am going to SMASH it, if it's the last thing I do! It's gone beyond national security now. THIS is personal. SOUND STRIDES OFF PROF I knew you shouldn't have named it. FRANK Why? PROF Once you name something, you get to thinking you KNOW it. And no matter how much you think you won't, you start applying traits to it. Anthropomorphizing it. Attaching motives and feelings to it. FRANK Who says it doesn't feel? PROF It does. O'DONNELL [from off] Here come the bright boys now! MUSIC LEECH M LEECH So big. Big now. Big makes hungry. So much to fill. So much to feed. Need more. More good rich food. MUSIC 14_SCIENTISTS AMBIANCE INSIDE HEADQUARTERS TENT O'DONNELL Well, have you figured out what it is yet? ALLENSON [weary sarcasm] Just a minute - I'll hack off a sample. Hah. O'DONNELL [exasperated] Have you figured out some scientific way of killing it? MORIARTY [dry, offhand] Oh, that wasn't difficult at all. FRANK Really? MORIARTY Wrap it in a perfect vacuum. That'll do the trick. Or blow it off the earth with anti-gravity. FRANK Can they really? PROF Don't be silly. ALLENSON Failing that, we suggest you use your atomic bombs and use them fast. O'DONNELL Yes! [vainly trying to curb his enthusiasm] Is that the opinion of the entire think tank? MORIARTY [sigh] Yes. SOUND GENERAL HURRIES OFF ALLENSON He should have called us in immediately! There's no time to consider anything but force now. PROF Have you come to any conclusions about the nature of this thing? MORIARTY Only general ones. Very much in line with your notes and conclusions. ALLENSON As you mentioned, it's a perfect converter--it can transform mass into energy, and any energy into mass. MORIARTY Naturally that's impossible and I have figures to prove it. We're positing that this thing was in some dormant spore-stage until it was pulled in by the earth's gravity. ALLENSON Incidentally, we should be damned grateful that it didn't land in the ocean. We'd have been eaten out of house and home-- FRANK Literally. ALLENSON --before we even knew what we were looking for. PROF [musing] I wonder how long it will take him to get permission to use the bomb. MUSIC LEECH N LEECH slow grow. Hungry. No grow. Dull food not enough. Want more. Want grow. Want be big again. MUSIC 15_BOMBS AMBIANCE INSIDE HEADQUARTERS TENT O'DONNELL Brigadier-General, with all due respect sir, how many MORE scientists can there be? We've been waiting for-- BRIG-GENERAL [on phone] Washington had to explore every alternative before detonating an atomic bomb in the middle of New York! O'DONNELL So now I can use the bomb? BRIG-GENERAL We need some time to evacuate people in an orderly fashion. O'DONNELL Sir! This leech is still growing! We have to stop it before it gets out of hand! FRANK Bit late for that. PROF Shh. He's doing the best he can. BRIG-GENERAL We've signed you out five bombs. Use them well. But not until the order comes through. MUSIC LEECH O LEECH slowing. Drowsing. Waiting. Cells starving. Too much need food. Tired... SOUND EXPLOSION LEECH YESSSS! Foooooood! Much! Too much! Holding! Choking! No! straining.... straining! More cells. Need more cells! Building! Feeeeeeeeding! Choking? [beat] No. SOUND BOMB LEECH Enough cells now. Rich food. More. Grow. Build. JOY. MUSIC 16_SIXTY MILES AMBIANCE INSIDE NEW HEADQUARTERS TENT O'DONNELL Sixty miles across. PROF There was no way to know. O'DONNELL This was supposed to KILL it. FRANK At least there was no fallout. PROF I'm sure it ate THAT too. O'DONNELL I have to KILL IT! Do you hear me! The blasted thing has spread all the way to the Adirondacks! FRANK What's next? More bombs? PROF I don't think it's advisable. If we throw enough at it to crack it, we might crack open the earth's crust. O'DONNELL The leech has to be blown up quick. What are the bright boys hedging for? PROF They don't know what will happen. The concentration of bombs it would require-- O'DONNELL Perhaps they'd like me to order a bayonet attack. FRANK They've got to do something. PROF It's frustrating. I keep feeling like I should be doing more, but this simply isn't my area of expertise! That thing thrives on force - and the scientists don't have time to consider any alternatives. FRANK Fight fire with fire. PROF But it's not fire. Fire is fickle. Fire is Loki. Fire is a trickster. This thing is... is... O'DONNELL Where the heck are the scientists? SOUND TENT FLAP ALLENSON [coming in] We've finished the calculations. O'DONNELL Good. I'll call in the strike. MORIARTY There's a damned good chance of splitting the earth wide open with that much power! O'DONNELL You have to take chances in war. FRANK He doesn't even care! PROF He cares. He just doesn't care about that. Hercules himself couldn't turn the general from his course. ALLENSON Hear us out! O'DONNELL Your own calculations show that the leech is now growing at twenty feet per hour. So how much time is that before it reaches this post? FRANK He's got a point. PROF [musing] Hercules.... Something... ALLENSON And speeding up. But this can't be done in haste-- PROF Aha! O'DONNELL What? PROF I may have a counter-offer. O'DONNELL Does it involve me blowing up the leech? PROF It's a very dim chance, but... [trails off] O'DONNELL Yes? PROF have you ever heard of Antaeus? MUSIC LEECH P LEECH more large. more thought. More memory. Large rock and dirt and stone food. Devoured. Joy. Huge mass of combustibles - light and heat and energy! Food. True joy! SOUND MEMORY SOUNDS LEECH then all devoured. Dark. Cold. Empty. Cells Shrinking, dying, self-devouring self. Moving. Seeking. Food. MUSIC 17_DRONE SHIP AMB OUTSIDE SOUND SMALL PLANE PASSES OVERHEAD FRANK So that's what a drone looks like. PROF Pretty much like any other rocket ship. The pilot just happens to be over there in the tent. O'DONNELL I hope you're right about this, professor. MORIARTY The calculations all validate the hypothesis. If what you said about the creature's motivational capability is accurate-- FRANK There it goes! O'DONNELL Straight up! Son of a biscuit! PROF It's - it's - enormous! MUSIC LEECH Q SOUND FIGHTER PLANE BUZZES PAST LEECH Food! Rich food! Above! Out of reach! Why not fall? Come to me? Food! ... seek. SOUND BUZZ OF FIGHTER PLANE MOVING AWAY LEECH heat! Small food. Cold! Nothing. Ah, little flying food, come to - oh. Oh, yes. Far. There. Huge bright glowing mass of combustibles. Food. MUSIC 18_ANTAEUS AMBIANCE OUTDOORS FRANK Wow. Now, that's a crater. PROF You can look at it later. I keep worrying that I've missed something. FRANK But the leech is gone, professor! Right up and out of the atmosphere. PROF There's no way to be sure it won't come back. FRANK Everybody's going to be watching for the leech. PROF Please don't call it that. FRANK What then? Antaeus? Who's that anyway? PROF Greek Mythology. Son of Gaea and Poseidon - the earth goddess and sea god. He was an invincible wrestler, drawing his strength from the earth itself. FRANK His mom. Apron strings, even in mythology. PROF [chuckles] Well, Hercules had to wrestle him, and every time Hercules threw him to the ground, he rose refreshed. FRANK Didn't Hercules know about the earth? PROF He figured it out. After that, he just held Antaeus up in the air until he gave up. O'DONNELL [off slightly] Come on, join me in some champagne. Even you brainy folks can use a little celebration! MORIARTY [happily] Maybe just a sip! ALLENSON I don't mind if I do. FRANK Be there in a minute! [to prof] So the fighter rocketship they sent up will just keep leading it around in space til it gets tired and drops dead? O'DONNELL Better. It's going to take it right into the sun. Big or not, the damn thing can't eat THAT. PROF Lord, I hope not. O'DONNELL [to pilot] How's the ship, pilot? PILOT Just reached the orbit of Mercury, sir. O'DONNELL Fine! Fine. I swore to destroy that thing. Not the way I wanted to do it - too far out to see it go up with my own eyes - If I had a choice, it would be more personal. But the important thing is the destruction. Destruction is at times a sacred mission. Man, I feel wonderful! MORIARTY [panicky] Turn the rocket!!!! TURN IT! O'DONNELL What the devil? MORIARTY Considering rate of growth, energy consumption capacity, and speed versus projected energy retention, figuring in the energy it will receive from the sun as it approaches-- O'DONNELL Speak English! MORIARTY [dire warning] It's gonna devour the sun. MUSIC LEECH R LEECH closer! Closer! More heat! More light! All! Must have all! Small rich food moving away. Choice. Nearby small food? Far big food? Hungry NOW. Close first. Catch quick, feed enough to move to big food. Yes! MUSIC 19_TURN AWAY AMBIANCE INSIDE HEADQUARTERS TENT PILOT It's turning, sir! ALL [general sounds of relief] ALLENSON Take it out at right angles to the plane of the solar system. SOUND RADAR [start much earlier] FRANK So the blob is the leech and the dot is the ship? PROF Yes. O'DONNELL What portion of the sky would the leech be in just now? MORIARTY Somewhere out in that section - just over that tree. O'DONNELL Fine. [calling order back over shoulder] Soldier! Carry out your orders! ALL [surprised concern - "what?" "huh" "what are you up to?" etc.] FRANK [calling] The dot is slowing down! The blob is catching up! PROF What are you up to, general? O'DONNELL [grim satisfaction] I told you this was a personal matter. I swore to destroy that leech. We can never have any security while it is alive. [chuckles triumphantly] I had that ship especially built. PROF To do... what... precisely? O'DONNELL Shall we look at the sky? SOUND FEET, TENT FLAP, ETC. as they leave. O'DONNELL Soldier? PILOT Three seconds, sir! O'DONNELL Push the button. PILOT Yes, sir! FRANK is something supposed to-- Whoah! MORIARTY Not a good idea to look directly at the explosion! PROF What... did... you... do? O'DONNELL [smug] That rocket was built around a hydrogen bomb. I set it off at the contact moment. FRANK How come there's no sound? Thought there'd be a loud bang or something. Is it like thunder? ALLENSON Sound doesn't travel in a vacuum. PROF [explaining] We're anthropologists. O'DONNELL [calling to pilot] Anything on the radar? PILOT [from within] Nope! Not a speck, sir. O'DONNELL Men - and scientists - I have met the enemy and he is MINE. Let's have some more of that champagne. PROF I wish I was that sure. MUSIC LEECH S LEECH Catching food. Slowing. Tiring. Catch. Massive surge! Too much! Holding! Holding! Absorbing! Building! No! No! overload! Too much! Breaking! Come apart! Losing thought! Losing cohesion! Breaking. Broken. Shattered. SOUND [long moment of silence, then in squeaky little voices:] LEECHETTE1 Hungry LEECHETTE2 Hungry LEECHETTE3 Hungry LEECHETTE4 cold. hungry LEECHETTE5 Hungry [more and more leechettes until they populate the entire soundscape] LEECH [MANY VOICES] hungry. Empty. hungry. Empty. hungry. hungry. Empty [repeats under] MUSIC END CREDITS
Our guest Rubbernecker is Jodie B from the PoBoy Podcast. He was way better than Doug from Who's Right. We discuss the fallout from Doug's appearance and the groveling. Mr. Cheese reviews the Last Episode of RubberneckersDave has become the Asshole of Rubberneckers. Dave spent a week apologizing to Devan. So what does Dave do? Dave spends the whole episode trying to prove that John is a bigger asshole. Dave brought up stories of filthy animals that some people call pets. Jodie makes everyone's jaw drop with his pet story.Bob is officially leaving the show. This is also Dave's fault. Hopefully, Bob will continue to make donut, fat, and dad jokes in the show chat. Bob always said the chat was the only place he could get a word in. Stories of the Episode:Ex-NRL Player Tristan Sailor's Rape Trial Begins in SydneyWhy it's time to normalize grieving the loss of a petRisen: The music festival with no men on the line-upBar minister with PTSD refused entry at Houston-area dive over service dogCheck out all of our links here
Michael is basically coming back as the host. Everyone else is staying, but Thyler is a shitty host, so Mike is gonna steer the ship. Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Rubberneckers - https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465
Pepper, Thyler, Josh, and Nick. Also Thyler's fiance. Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Rubberneckers - https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465
6 complete idiots compete for air time on the world's stupidest comedy podcast. Jake News from Fartmouth is the guest. Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Rubberneckers - https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465
The whole crew was here for this one! Thyler, Andrew, Josh, and Nick all ganged up on Pepper and relentlessly bullied him for 70% of the episode. It's about time the "cool guy' got picked on for once. Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Rubberneckers - https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465
This episode was the demise of Rubberneckers 1.0. At the 12:50 minute mark, John absolutely melts down and quits the show. This meltdown has been featured as "Cringe of the Week" on Who Are These Podcasts at 50:56. And The Who's Right Podcast. And the Eric Zane show, and others.This episode is unedited and the audio quality of this episode isn't up to par with the other episodes because John refused to edit it and until now wouldn't release it as an episode.Buckle up Buttercup and Enjoy!
Devan from Rubberneckers joins the show this week with an 80's wild card episode! He brings a song that his cohost really likes but apparently is dogshit. But can it beat the song Branden brings? What's worse: a slow droning song about literally nothing, or an ultra upbeat song with annoying hooks and retarded lyrics. You get to decide between: Cold Chisel: Cheap Wine vs Q-Feel: Dancin' in Heaven Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote on which song you think is the worst. Also check out our patreon page at www.patreon.com/ssotw sign up and become a Glutton For Punishment to get access to bonus episodes each month!
John is the greatest member of Rubberneckers. We need John.Bob's intros are really coming along. Awesome job Bob!Theme tune needs a re-recordDevan's voice is too quiet but what can you do when Dave is doing the editing, not John the master editorDave tries to give himself the needle of Jacob after our former Tiktok superstar buddyAndrew is full of beans after a pre-show energy drinkCollin says schloppy toppy in a creepy wayDevan's ultimate insult for Andrew always is that he's a virgin. What is he going to do once Andrew gets it in?Andrew acts like he's the only one who has ever tasted pussyDave tries to join in on the conversation but it's been a long long time despite being in a house filled with some of the finest ladiesAndrew is too busy to lose his virginity on SundayAndrew attempts some condom humour with little success and gets outclassed by DevanAndrew and Devan bicker about SnapchatDave tries another chime in joke and gets smacked down by AndrewDave ranks the manliness of all the Rubberneckers. Collin is the Alpha and Dave is the OmegaThe olds are less manly than the youngs. Who would have thought?What is the philosophy of comedy? Is the audience the most important or fuck the audience you gotta make yourself laugh first?We can't find another John. John is irreplaceableWhat the fuck is a white boy summa?Bob brags that he's given up on life. How is that a brag?
Devan and John start a new podcast. Out of the ashes of Rubberneckers like a Phoenix! Well, maybe that is a little overdramatic. We kicked around what was in the news. Cubans have taken to the streets to fight their totalitarian government. The Biden administration is using Big Tech to do their dirty work and skirt the Constitution. A trans-couple has a baby and the trans-mom tries to breastfeed the poor kid, but science. Shark apologists want to ban the phrase “Shark Attack” because it's unfair to the sharks. A 59-year-old woman gets life in prison for killing her 81-year-old husband. An 81-year-old man rubber bands his Franks and Beans and has to go to the hospital. Devan has his house power washed in the middle of the episode. Follow us on Twitter @gaslightingpod
1. Rubberneckers in Bemdji hinder fire efforts 2. Not From The 90s - Round 1 3. Armed Bear in the BWCA 4. Not From The 90s - Round 2 5. Baby Spice Gets Married 6. Not From The 90s - Round 3
Thank you for downloading this totally not offensive new episode of Fartmouth!This week's show features:Andrew from We Are Assholes and Rubberneckers Podcast!Go check out his shows on your favorite podcast platform!We Are Assholes (pod.link)Rubberneckers (pod.link)*************************************https://fartmouth.com*************************************If you enjoyed this show, CHECK OUT OUR PATREON!
In true We Are Assholes fashion we talk about the death of our beloved PJ Philliam and of course the fat unfunny guest ANDREW wanted to get on and fucked up the audio so me and andrew so even worse than normal. For the love of God don't check out his show Rubberneckers (rubberneckerspod.com)
Co-release of Rubberneckers episode 1. Bob forgets to do an introduction to the new show. He really has a problem with commitment. Fortunately, his insecurities didn’t get the best of him this time and he made it through to the end of the episode. But not before placing himself under self-imposed Knee of Derek silence for 8 minutes 47 seconds. Well actually, do you think that Bob could stay silent for that long? No; he couldn’t commit; just like that time he failed to commit to the drone bit with his former podcast partner Dirty Derek (no relation to the knee man). John is fat Andrew is gay. He was fat. Andrew does annoying as fuck visual bits on an audio podcast which Dave finds incredicly amusing but causes John to almost meltdown and kick Andrew off the show. Without superstar Andrew, the show is nothing; but also without John’s trigger-happy ranting, we’d all be sitting around just chilling like in so many of those boring hang podcasts like most on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Actually, how is Ass to Mouth Adam going? Haven’t heard from him in ages. I couldn’t imagine what it must be like to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and date in 2021 in New Jersey during COVID as a lowly pizza boy. Our little Mexican buddy never showed up. Is it racist and sexist to say that white guys really are more reliable than the minorities? Most of the battle is showing up. How is that what the leftards call white privilege that Devin’s alarm clock didn’t work? Collin was pretty awesome but too much background noise. We didn’t see Shazza but she is delightfully pregnant. Sign up to patreon.com/contentkings $7.50 tier to see more of her. Dave was hilarious as always. Sing along to the theme: 1 We’re the rubberneckers We ain’t got massive peckers We watch the world burn Ain’t nobody ever learn 2 We’re the Rubberneckers We ain’t no homewreckers We like to rant a lot Got a little Mexican as a mascot 3 AARGH We’re the Rubberneckers longer than 8 minutes 46 We ain’t no druggie bitch 4 AARGH We’re the rubberneckers We ain’t no fucking beggars We watch the world burn Ain’t nobody ever learn … Especially them stupid ass Bleeps What the fuck we gonna do about them
Bob forgets to do an introduction to the new show. He really has a problem with commitment. Fortunately, his insecurities didn't get the best of him this time and he made it through to the end of the episode. But not before placing himself under the self-imposed Knee of Derrick silence for 8 minutes 47 seconds.Well actually, do you think that Bob could stay silent for that long? No; he couldn't commit; just like that time, he failed to commit to the drone bit with his former podcast partner Dirty Derrick (no relation to the knee man).John is fat Andrew is gay. He was fat. Andrew does annoying as fuck visual bits on an audio podcast which Dave finds incredibly amusing but causes John to almost meltdown and kick Andrew off the show. Without superstar Andrew, the show is nothing; but also without John's trigger-happy ranting, we'd all be sitting around just chilling like in so many of those boring hang podcasts like most on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Actually, how is Ass to Mouth Adam going? Haven't heard from him in ages. I couldn't imagine what it must be like to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and date in 2021 in New Jersey during COVID as a lowly pizza boy. Our little Mexican buddy never showed up. Is it racist and sexist to say that white guys really are more reliable than minorities? Most of the battle is showing up. How is that what the leftards call white privilege that Devin's alarm clock didn't work? Collin was pretty awesome but too much background noise. We didn't see Shazza but she is delightfully pregnant. Sign up to patreon.com/contentkings $7.50 tier to see more of her. Dave was hilarious as always. Sing along to the theme: 1We're the rubberneckers We ain't got massive peckers We watch the world burn Ain't nobody ever learn 2 We're the Rubberneckers We ain't no homewreckers We like to rant a lot Got a little Mexican as a mascot 3 AARGH We're the Rubberneckers longer than 8 minutes 46 We ain't no druggie bitch 4 AARGH We're the rubberneckers We ain't no fucking beggars We watch the world burn Ain't nobody ever learn … Especially them stupid ass Bleeps What the fuck we gonna do about them
Vracamo se sa novom epizodom Koze u svemiru. Kratka prica "Rubberneckers" Matjaz Sinkoveca, objavljena u Siriusu broj 87 Sa slovenskog preveo: Krunoslav Poljak Citao: Muris Halilovic Muzika: Mulynx Sfx: http://bbcsfx.acropolis.org.uk
Jamingo will not return after his meltdown. He took his ball and stormed off like the Manchild he is and the other Rubberneckers do what they do best. Break Balls. Let the Jamingo dogpile begin!Honestly, Jamingo is posting this episode and Jamingo hasn't listened to the episode. And yes, Jamingo is talking about himself in the 3rd person, how annoying is that?Coming soon! Rubberneckers 2.0.Demands were made, negotiations are underway.
Is it fraud to date 35 women for presents? Bob tells John about a national story just outside of his hometown. BLM is a Ponzi Scheme? Japanese man arrested after ‘dating more than 35 women at once to get birthday gifts' Paulsboro's Your Hometown Deli's stock gains may resemble GameStop Chilling video captures moment a love triangle erupts in murder, revenge in NYC Discord Server Please follow the show on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @bullhornpod. Any questions, comments, complaints you can call the voicemail number 856-599-8558 or email or bullhornpod@gmail.com
Recorded Monday, Nov 22, 2021 - Bob and John discuss the Rittenhouse media mess, the Waukesha A##hole who drove through a parade presumably in protest of the Rittenhouse verdict when the Border Crisis hits our live stream and Devanecker from Gaslighting and Rubberneckers performs an illegal border crossing into our live stream. We go on to discuss CNN backpedaling on Rittenhouse lies they've told, an alliance for sexual offenders wanting to change the name 'sexual offenders', the reboot of the Rubberneckers, and butthurt celebs/bands regarding the Rittenhouse verdict. A few pandemic clips were discussed toward the end.Finds us on:FacebookTwitch YouTubeHang with the Trolls in DiscordFollow us on Twitter
Bob and I have started a new podcast called Rubberneckers. This is our first episode. We hope you follow and give us a try. You can find us at rubberneckerspod.com