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Of course Republicans lied about not cutting Medicaid. A witness in the Diddy trial is missing. Newark Airport is a cluster "f." Fox News admitted Shitler took an "L" in the trade war with China. MAGAT Loomer dissed Trump's corrupt deal with Qatar for the big tacky plane. Melania rarely visits The White House. Podcaster Hasan Piker was illegally detained at the airport and interrogated by fascist border agents. Cokey Smurf, AKA Don Jr., has made bank off his Dad's presidency. The poorest states in the union are the most unhealthy. Anti-trans actor John Cleese suggested stringing up The Donald. Infamously crooked televangelist Jim Bakker continues to shamelessly beg for cash.

Trump makes the US more of a global villian by spying on Greenland. The Nazis in The White House promised to slash Medicaid. The newly elected Canadian PM visited Pennsylvania avenue and moderately stood up to Shitler but not really. India lobbed missiles at Pakistan. The dictator-in-diapers pitted Little Marco and fascist Vance against each other in a 2028 match-up. Anti-Semitic hag Laura Loomer convinced President Tiny Hands to drop his Surgeon General nominee. MAGAT influencers were upset because a Repub Senator suggested migrants should get due process before deportation. The Young Turks, who did their part to put Donald Trump back in the White House, have collaborated on a project with vile fascist Marjorie Taylor Greene. Speaking of monster Greene, Democratic Rep Jasmine Crockett used Mama Nazi to demonstrate the crappiness of the Trump administration during a hearing. The press continued to gobble up White House propaganda which suggests Donald Trump will leave after his term is up.

Texas GOP idiots want to ban non-existent furry litterboxes in schools. Planes have been falling out of the sky at Newark Airport because MAGA! Shitler ended programs to reduce sudden infant death syndrome. Sith Lord Marjorie Taylor Greene and blotch Nazi Bannon complained about the felon POTUS conducting foreign wars. Demon Greene's former hubby was sued and forced to publicly apologize for harassing Muslim women in a mall parking lot. Texans voted out a conservative school board for banning books. Empty headed Michelle Bachman blathered Dems have a dictatorship mentality. FBI Czar Kash Patel has been partying at nightclubs and not showing up to work. Feeble-minded Anaconda star Jon Voight has a Trump-endorsed plan to save Hollywood. The pile of hyena squirt known as Brian Kemp announced a run for Georgia senate. Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and the hate-caster with the worst haircut Nick Fuentes shared time on a podcast caterwauling.

The DOGE creeps want all of our private data. The "Trump effect" caused conservatives to lose bigly in Australia. Man-baby's tariffs have left some store shelves empty and have started to knee-cap the economy. Supreme Ketanji Brown Jackson shamed Shitler for his attacks on judges. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell has been selling sheets from the White House front yard. Crappy Florida GOP legislators and Governor Pudding Fingers couldn't pass a budget for Florida. The James Webb telescope found a planet covered in water inhabited by the most wee shrimp. A great white lived to feast another day, because of the efforts of a father and son. Jesus has nothing on savior Tim Frieden who sacrificed his own body to create a universal snake bite anti-venom.

Wannabe dictator Trump is basically saying "Let them eat cake" as tariffs rip our economy a new one! Russian State T.V. celebrated Shitler ruining the trust the world had in U.S. economy. The security detail for Secretary of State Rubio brawled in Brussels. Man-baby wants a big military parade on his birthday and surely the second string former FOX morning news host, our current Sec Def, will oblige. The oligarchs of the U.S. will ultimately regret selling us out. The Hands-off protests took place all over America including the Crab's hometown, Pensacola. The Dodgers, the current MLB champs, kissed the ring of Shitler at the White House while the orange fascist mumbled mouth garbage. Yet another right wing, Repub was indicted on child sexual abuse charges. A judge appointed by the POTUS most famous for working with an actual primate, waddled over to the correct side of history. Maybe the judge's orders will be followed by the Trump Administration, but most likely not!

Elon failed to buy Wisconsin and we know how Trump feels about losers. Shitler announced a wave of upcoming tariffs, which hurt Americans bigly. Under the guise of taking time off to help his dying electric car company Tesla, Elmo was essentially fired from DOGE. Man-baby blathered something about cheating but had to eat his word after the win for good in Wisconsin. Blotch Nazi Bannon blathered over calls for Trump's impeachment after the loss in Wisconsin. Right wing comic Joe Rogan cried about being labeled conservative. Boebert E. Lee, who, per her gig at the Whitehouse, is investigating the Kennedy assassination, got Roger and Oliver Stone mixed up. The courts in Alabama said their A.G. can't persecute or prosecute women fleeing the authoritarian state for abortions. Anti-Semitic loser and vapid right wing podcaster Stew Peters who said scientists who developed vaccines should be rounded up, called for a "final solution."

Trump's monstrous ICE thugs are committing crimes against humanity. Apartheid Elmo was almost briefed on secret China war plans. Shitler received low marks for his crappy economy. A loser GOP Rep was righteously booed for defending DOGE orcs. Senator Bernie Sanders criticized the sloth-like POTUS for suing the media. A radio star across the pond ripped human cosplayer J.D. Vance for referring to the UK as a "random country that hasn't fought a war in 30 or 40 years." Democratic Governor Pritzker said the orange one traded lifesaving equipment during the pandemic for praise during TV interviews. The wife of Governor Pudding Fingers announced a run for the governorship of Florida but she won't be endorsed by Trump. AOC and Bernie headlined an event against oligarchy. The Crabs reviewed the lessons from Thomas Paine's Common Sense.

Trump's vile State of the Union address was just another MAGA hate rally. Heroic Democratic Representative Al Green was the only legislator from the left who literally stood up to Shitler during the address. Little Marco Rubio, the saddest Secretary of State ever, sunk into the furniture during Trump and Vance's infamous oval meltdown over Zelensky. Brother of the late Rob Ford, Doug, vowed to fight hard against America in the trade war started by man-baby. SCOTUS told the Trump administration they had to pay USAID contractors because of the Constitution. GOP lawmakers were ordered to stop town halls due to the righteous protests. A German tattoo artist has been wrongly detained by ICE fascists for months. Astronauts prepare to leave the space station and return to earth via an Elon made aircraft. The artist formerly known as Kanye West wore a tee featuring a swastika. Oligarch Elmo lied when he said his DOGE minions were working for free.

Protests are growing against the illegal actions of the corrupt Trump administration. Human cosplayer J.D. Vance took his family skiing but was met with righteous protestors. Shitler hates America evidenced by the tariff war he's about to unleash. The Nazi orcs of DOGE want to kill social security. Sith load Elon Musk told MAGAT comic Joe Rogan he's not a Nazi. The Crabs talked about the Oscars for a few minutes. Worm brained RFK Jr. changed decided the measles vaccine was a good thing. In other Health and Human Services news, the department's top spokesperson quit because he couldn't stand Cheryl Hines' husband. Tooty Rudy Giuliani was able to keep his NYC apartment despite a massive judgement. The Pope is on the way out. Legendary actor Gene Hackman's death is still a mystery. A venomous snake from Ecuador hitched a ride in a box of bananas and made it to the Republic of New Hampshire. A brothel operation was busted and the perps' names were pun perfect.

The Trump administration is rushing to rehire federal workers they out they need. Troll Kash Patel and other directed the FBI employees to ignore Elon's demand to justify their jobs. Elmo's "romantic" texts to one of his baby mama's were revealed in court. A fake video of Shitler kissing Elon's fascist toes was circulated at HUD. The Pope is about to expire. Democratic strategist James Carville predicts Man-baby's administration will topple in a month. Brazil's Trump Jair Bolsonaro may go to jail. Human cosplayer Vivek Ramaswamy announced he's running for the governor of Ohio. Because it's a day ending in "y," a House Republican was booed by fired federal workers in a townhall. MAGATS in two states were arrested for impersonating ICE Agents. A professor from Vanderbilt warned of a another coronavirus outbreak.

Republican voters are entering the "find out" stage. Of course, Trump lied when he said he wasn't going to meet with BFF Putin. The New York Post reminded Shitler the Czar of Russia was a dictator. Angry GOP constituents in Georgia ripped U.S. Representative Rich McCormick a new one over his subservience to man-baby.  Feckless Transportation Secretary was booed in Cali. Trudeau took a verbal swipe at Diaper Don after Canada beat the U.S. in a hockey game. Evangelical loon Joel Webbon blathered Christians need absolute power. Representative Robert Garcia mocked the ketamine addict known as Elon in a funny way. The crackly voiced head of Health and Human Services stopped flu shot ads and a canceled a vaccination conference. According to the new Michael Wolfe book, Melania hates Donald bigly.  A prominent prophet explained how he was wrong about something.

Check out Wednesday's CrabDiving radio podcast! Trump called himself king while blathering about ending New York City's congestion pricing. Shitler also caterwauled “He who saves his Country violates no Law." Putin and Shitler want to carve up Ukraine. Diaper Don's approval ranting tanks because the economy sucks. Conservative VIP load Matt Schlapp was accused of groping a dude at a bar. Americans hate Nazi Elon Musk and Zuckerberg. Brazil charged fascist Bolsonaro with leading a plot to overthrow their country. Evil ICE isn't deporting undocumented people at the levels promised by Shitler. The Crabs discussed lunatic Mel Gibson's sequel to Passion of the Christ. Misogynist Christians have been mean to tongue-talker Paula White. MAGA fanatic Jon Voight dropped another creepy video where he squirted over Elmo.

"No Kings On Presidents Day" protests send a huge "FU" to Trump. Tesla Czar Elon Musk blathered the 60 Minutes team should be jailed. Shitler has a plan to squeeze Ukraine for cash. House prices in DC plummeted due to DOGE firing federal employees. A plane ended upside down after a crash in Toronto. Another polar vortex is on the way. Some of the recently released January 6th "tourists" are back in court for other creepy crimes. The Crabs reviewed winners of the BAFTA Awards. Pope Francis is sick despite his close relationship with JEEBUS. Greece has been contending with a continuous earthquake and Alaska braces for a volcanic eruption. "No Kings on Presidents Day" protesters - 2025 Check out CrabDiving radio podcast Monday!

USA is plummeting on the world corruption index as Trump's crooks wreak havoc. Nazi J.D. Vance blathered a bunch of fascist mouth garbage at the Munich Conference. Elmo posted a bunch of classified data online. The Crabs learned about Christian con artists known as intercessors. Blotchy Bannon warned Shitler of the dangers of going after Medicaid. Boebert E. Lee and Kid Rock may have hooked up. The existence of DOGE was challenged in the courts. Shark attacks in the U.S. was on the rise. Monkeys in Sri Lanka took out the power.

Felon Trump and President Musk are eager to start a Constitutional crisis to compensate for their wee Nazi-nads. The Philadelphia Eagles beat the team from Kansas City and Tom Brady, clad in a $700,000 watch, was a chatty dullard during the Superbowl. With stunning choreography, the King of Hip Hop Kendrick Lamar delivered a stellar halftime game show making political and fashion statements. The American rapper and Pulitzer Prize winner reminded football fans Drake is a diddler. Shitler's greedy weasel attorneys changed the terms of their lawsuit against CBS 60 Minutes. Electric vehicle sales are rising but Tesla sales are dropping faster than man-baby's approval ratings. Jesus continues to disappoint as Texas confirmed a measles outbreak among school-aged children.

Trump's disapproval rating is already skyrocketing as Diaper Rash tucked his sack between his ample thighs and rescinded the stupid federal hiring freeze. President Rapist named an owner of an Australian Basketball team as the New Zealand and Samoa Ambassador. Former Democratic Senator Bob Menendez was sentenced to eleven years in prison for taking gold bars from the Egyptian government for favors. Protesting the creepiest Kennedy's nomination for HHS Director, former Ambassador Caroline Kennedy declared cousin RFK a predator. Shitler pulled General Milley's security detail out of spite. Evangelical caterwauler Shane Vaughn blathered celebrated the Trump administration's firing of DOJ lawyers employed by Jack Smith. White supremacist load Nick Fuentes said stuff about Commander in Chief Creamsicle that might have been negative. No big deal but Kamala beat Trump in 2024. Credit the orange stain's win to voter suppression.

Felon Trump's flurry of unconstitutional executive orders. China released a more affordable A.I. and the tech bros crapped their smart-Pampers. Brazil and Columbia shamed Shitler for the manor in which their citizens were deported. We learned about Anderson Clayton, the young democratic strategist from North Carolina delivering wins. Poland called on all humans to boycott Tesla over statements made by Tickle-Me-Nazi-Elmo. White supremacist hip hop artist, actor and former comic Roseanne Barr blathered a pitch for a new comedy "Saving America." The spawn of what should have of been a load to the khakis, son of Tucker Carlson, landed a job in Trump's dictatorship.

UK staffers used to cry laughing at Trump's call with their PM. Shitler the Nazi wants to 86 FEMA. Trumpkin Caitlyn Jenner catches much deserved flack for her support of President Diaper Rash. Fascist mouthpiece for man-baby, Caroline Leavitt, lied about a massive pile of debt. The Anti-Defamation League condemned anti-Semitic fecal freak Elon Musk for his Nazi salute. Reddit users are over Elmo's platform, formerly known as Twitter. The Handmaid's Tale inspired Trump administration will assign faith directors for each cabinet position. Evangelical squirt pile Kat Kerr blathered about crap load of texts she's received from the Trumps. Nazis, AKA Christian Nationalists, misuse history to support their loony backwoods rightwing agenda, duh. An Indonesian influencer had his private parts bitten by a snake not named Don Jr.

Cue GOP squeals, as Biden declared the equal rights amendment the law of the land. There was a TikTok ban. A Space X rocket accidentally exploded causing planes to be rerouted. Shitler's dumb inauguration was moved indoors for the weather, maybe. Country singer and Trumpkin bootlicker Billy Ray Cyrus will perform at Diaper Don's coronation. The ousted GOP intel chair in the house is so angry pants over his firing dude won't vote with Repubs. Crappy POTUS elect named has been actors as it's emissary to Hollywood. Turkey-bod Musk admitted he paid for his high score in that video game. Faux-hawk freak Vivek Ramaswamy will run for the governorship of Ohio and won't be part of DOGE. A lunatic evangelical blathered Christians need to a have a stomach for war. Food banks have stocked up because Trump's back in The White House. MAGAT-caster Elijah Schaffer caterwauled people of color aren't Americans. Charlie Kirk and some other load not worth naming said the orange wanker was God's greatest blessing, puke. Fecal star Rosanne Barr was featured in a racist, pro Trump "music" video.

Loonies think space lasers and DEI caused the L.A. fires. A judged cleared the release of Jack Smith's report. A RWNJ blathered non-white immigrants need to feel discomfort. The pizza-gate gunman, the shoulders on which "Q", was shot dead by piggies. Blotch Nazi Bannon caterwauled Facebook Czar Mark  tech-wad Zuckerberg could no longer be trusted the several shirted Nazi enthusiast also pledged to go Medieval on money-grubbing Trumpkin Elon Musk. Furthermore, Elmo certainly paid for his elite ranking on a popular video game and was surely high on ketamine when he crapped all the over the idea of a lunar landing.  Sexual assaulter and Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was over paid for the drivel he spewed for FOX's Saturday morning d-squad. Wang-holster for Shitler, Peter Theil penned a dumb op-ed for the Financial Times no one should have to read.

North Carolina Republicans are literally trying to steal an election because it's a day ending in "y." SCOTUS will force TikTok to sell. Biden deployed the National Guard to fight wildfires. There's a class action against PayPal's online discount finder Honey. Anti-Semitic director and Lethal Weapon actor Mel Gibson blathered about his sequel to Passion of the Christ on Joe Rogan's dumb podcast. Evangelical dandy Kent Christmas caterwauled god will take vengence upon President Biden for awarding the Medal of Freedom to philanthropist George Soros. Pillow Czar and Trumpkin Mike Lindell was ordered to cough up the five million he owes to the person who proved his election fraud evidence wrong.  Years ago, a cosmetics oligarch got in Shitler's about Greenland. In Texas, feral hogs are terrorizing rural towns and we don't mean the politicians.

Creepy zealot Mike Johnson barely won the speakership again. We learned more about the Army veteran who blew himself up in a Tesla Cyber truck at a Trump Vegas hotel. Diddler and former GOP Congressperson Matt Gaetz's debut on OANN was a clinic on how not to do makeup. Cokey Smurf, AKA Don Jr., blathered criticisms upon New Year's Eve guests at Mara Lago where his android sister-in-law Lara butchered another Tom Petty song. Shark Tank oligarch Kevin O'Leary wants Canada to be absorbed by the US. Tooty Rudy Giuliani faced contempt hearing for not turning over assets to the election workers he defamed. Shitler is angry-pants because flags will be at half-mast during his inauguration in honor of President Jimmy Carter. A bizarre Christian scheme named after an obscure Bible reference was launched by evangelical load Lance Wallnaus. Apartheid mouth-breather Elon Musk hasn't been convincing portraying alter ego Adrian Dittmann.

The Matt Gaetz report is out, so Trump will surely offer him another job. Surely in need of new Pampers, the President Elect wants to buy Greenland, take back the Panama Canal and occupy Canada. Surely unrelated to the whole canal thing, Shitler is being sued by Panama for tax evasion. Diaper Don reminded America the human impersonator known as Elon is not the president. A GOP congressperson was secretly admitted to a dementia facility. Lumpy brained Pillow Czar Mike Lindell hid financials behind an uncrackable password protected Quicken account. Alaska Repubs rejected a Trump plan to rename Denali. Self-proclaimed Nazi and North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson, AKA Tiny Soldier, logged into an online meeting using his Nude Africa username. In an effort to convince the anti-Globist mouth-breathers of our planet's shape, thoughtless leaders of the flat Earth movement were flown to Antarctica. Speaking of flat, Lara Trump blathered she didn't want to be the Crab's Senator.

GOP controlled House defied President Musk and his puppet Trump. Shitler doesn't like people thinking Elon is actually pulling the strings. Telsa twerk Elon Musk endorsed Germany's far right Nazi-adjacent party. The vile GOP might be in trouble since they can't see to get along. North Korean troops aren't doing great for Russia. Trump is hawking Bibles even though he's the President Elect. Hate caster Nick Fuentes was the target of an assassins wielding a crossbow. Some evangelical loser blathered the founding fathers didn't want religious freedom. The Jesus-modeling scene is booming in Utah.

America's latest mass freak-out is flying in on drones and ninnies like Roseanne Barr screaming, "Project Blue Beam!" There was school shooting in America because our lawmakers value gun rights over kids. Don Jr. blathered niceties about his ex Kimberly Guilfoyle as she waddles off to Greece. The CEO of Canada, Justin Trudeau, could resign as his liberal government collapses. Shitler played dumb with the media about his auto-tuned demon daughter-in-law replacing Little Marco in the Senate. For reasons unknown, Trump tapped a Democratic lawmaker from Florida to lead FEMA. Trump's AG nominee, Pam Bondi convinced Tooty Rudy Giuliani to join her in challenging the 2020 election results. There won't be a Tik Tok ban probably. The Crabs mused over the entertainment line-up for the inaugural rave. Taylor Swift and Coldplay made the most touring in 2024.

Tech bros are stumbling over each other to kiss Trump's fat rump. Herds of drones of unknown origins have been flying over the country. Turkey-tech-bod Elon Musk was the first supposed human to amass 400 billion in wealth. An ancient disease from 3800 BC has made a comeback and is attacking children. Shitler's closest aides don't know what Diaper Don is doing with the inaugural invite list. RFK, man-baby's HHS nominee, will bring a dude to Health and Human Services who wants the polio vaccine revoked. Christian nationalist caterwauler, Joel Webbon said something racist about DOGE Czar Vivek Ramaswamy. Fascist broadcaster Stew Peters openly declared his support for all things Hitler by dropping the "14 words." Former FoxBot and next level creeper Pete Hegseth is not loved by America and no one, besides the Trump-sucking GOP, wants him to Secretary of Defense. A replica of Noah's Ark has been put up for auction and nobody wants it.  

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Trump plots the destruction of America with totally insane cabinet picks. The Representative from Florida's First District, who surely has the most DUIs in Congress and was facing an ethics probe for child-sex-trafficking, is Shitler's pic for AG. Weekend, second string host FOX News dufus Pete Hegseth was tapped by Man-baby for Secretary of Defense. A former FOXbot fumed over Hegseth's potential ascension to the White House cabinet. The orange stain might have issues wrangling purple Repubs in the House, but don't hold your breath. Notre Dame, the Cathedral, was finally rebuilt.  A House Democrat introduced a resolution to limit Dear Leader to only two terms as POTUS. Walrus-like InfoWars front man Alex Jones handed over audio gear and his studio to the government for a bankruptcy auction to pay his debt to the Sandy Hook parents. Facebook Czar Mark Zuckerberg, who happens to be a black belt in something and is an avid surfer, owns a super yacht that burned 400,000 liters of fuel during a 12 day journey where the Zuck wasn't on board. We are all in this together. :) 

Russia congratulated Trump by airing Melania's nude pics on TV. Shitler wants recess appointments or else. Parts of Amsterdam was set on fire by anti-Semitic thugs. A German politician resigned after posting a pick of a sex doll decorated with Nazi symbolism, a production of The Diary of Anne Frank was harassed by Nazis in Michigan and a kosher deli was also terrorized by Nazis in DC. Fewer and fewer Christians have been showing up to vote. MAGAT counties in Illinois and Texas want to secede. Trumpkin Senator Ted Cruz's daughter hates Trump and maybe Dad. Right wing comedians Theo Von and Joe Rogan discussed how Jewish people "run the media." Hate elf Nick Fuentes maced someone standing outside his door and the cops didn't do anything.

One of the worst humans among us will be President again. Malcolm Nance, best selling author and US intel legend, offered advice for those traumatized by the election of the big fat orange stain upon humanity. Shitler, President Elect and sexual abuser, is above the law and won't face justice for his numerous crimes,which include insurrection. A newspaper headline nailed it with their one word headline regarding the reelection of Diaper Don. Special Counsel Jack Smith pretty much quit. The return of the tiny-handed man-baby doomed women's reproductive rights. Oligarch Jeff Bezos gave subscribers even more reason to drop his rag, the WAPO, with his boot-licking congrats to the Rapist-in-Chief elect. The twice impeached blob of bronzer will be consumed with his enemies list once he moves back to Pennsylvania Avenue. The least of the Kennedys, RFK, will be in charge of vaccines and other crap like the FDA.  Evangelical Trump-sucker Shane Vaugh blathered the clay-faced felon was chosen by god to prevent Nephilim from starting a third world war.

Trump's campaign makes Game of Thrones look like the Teletubbies. No one in the Trump horde likes Lewandowski, Conway or anyone who is not themselves. Famed political expert Jon Ralston made a surprising prediction about the 2024 election. The opposite of good and lover of authoritarians Elon Musk can continue his shameless big money giveaway to supporters per a judge. The worst person to ever don Nazi colored khakis Tucker Carlson tied hurricanes to abortion. Shitler wants fake sheriff and former GOP senatorial candidate Herschel Walker to be in charge of a cage of missiles which will surround the country. A piggy in blue blamed a recent social media post, where he pledged to never come to the aid of liberals, on sleep enhancement meds. King Charles cut off diddler Prince Andrew's royal allowance. Dick Tracy bad guy Roger Stone dissed 911 truther and Trumpkin Laura Loomer for being an amateur. There's a storm in the gulf that probably won't disturb the CrabDiving Podcast.

Tucker Carlson hedges his bets by going full "attacked by a demon." Creepy RFK Jr. would be in charge of vaccines and women's health according to the drivel spewed by Shitler at a campaign rally. The Former Guy also shared a fap-fantasy about Liz Cheney having nine gus aiming at her head. Trump's nasty spawn, Eric and Don, dressed up as garbage in honor of Biden's accurate description of man-baby's inner circle. Adulterer and FOX human-cosplayer Jesse Watters said women secretly pulling the lever for Harris are violating the "sanctity" of marriage. Absolutely nobody is surprised Elon Musk's election canvassing operation is a crap show and very slave labor-esque. A Florida Trump enthusiast was arrested for waving a machete in the air to scare a couple of old ladies that had pro-Kamala Harris signs. Russia is cranking out fake videos to smear the Democrats. And lots more!

Which ethnic group will MAGA Trumpists enrage next? Singer Nicky Jam revoked his endorsement of Shitler after the hate rally at MSG. Fascist ghoul Ann Coulter blathered the roast jokes pro-Trump comic Tony Hinchlcliffe wrote for her for the Roast of Rob Lowe were terrible. Comic for bros, Joe Rogan said he told Hinchliffe to not do the Puerto Rican joke at Nazi fest. Speaking of Nazis, oligarch and X Czar has been using his non-woke AI to promote disinformation about the election. The worst duo ever assembled, MAGAT Milo Yiannopolis and price-gouging pharma demon Martin Shkrelli are scheduled to speak together at Penn State. Shitler mumbled and slurred his way through a tale where the bleach blonde butch body Rep from Georgia, Marjorie Taylor Greene, tragically burst into flames in a hydrogen car explosion. The Virginia SCOTUS gets an "F" for allowing a voter registration purge. Pundit and failed politicion from Hades, Laura Loomer launched an aggro attack upon MTG regarding the racism at the recent Hitler rally in NYC. Arizona voters don't give a crap about vampire Kari Lake. Terminator and former Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris. A bigly earthquake smacke the Pacific Northwest.

Is anyone slightly surprised Trump is a big fanboy of Hitler and Nazi generals? Shitler's former Chief of Staff, General John Kelly finally told the country, right before the election, his former boss is a fascist. MAGAT wonder boy Elon Musk might be in legal trouble over his one million dollar voter registration contest. Diaper Don might declare victory prematurely on November 5th. The supposed momentum shift in the election to team Trump could be an illusion created by a battering of conservative leaning polls swaying the national average. Angry orange rapist threatened journalists and news organizations during a recent interview. Philanthropist tech mogul Bill Gates donated money to Kamala's campaign. Evangelical wind bag Joel Webbon blathered America's future belongs to white Christian mouth-breathers. A young Trumper was busted stealing a felony level of Harris-Walz campaign signs. If Repubs take the White House, "Judge" Aileen Cannon might be the head of the DOJ.

Felon Trump admits he wants anyone who criticizes him jailed. Polls say Vice President Harris leads Diaper Don by a slim margin. Most economists surveyed by the Wall Street Journal said Shitler's economic policies would trigger inflation like we've never seen before. A vessel flying both Trump and Nazi flags caused waves a boat parade in honor of man-baby. Orange rape-monster called the director of The Apprentice the movie human scum. Due to whacked-out conspiracy theories about FEMA, armed militia MAGATS threatened federal recovery workers in North Carolina. Putin's cock-holster, AKA Donald Trump, dissed conservative load Brett Baier and FOX News for the upcoming Harris interview. Al Capone vault explorer and TV journalist, Giraldo Rivera endoresed VP Harris for POTUS. The movie Deadpool & Wolverine surpassed Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ as the highest grossing rated r movie. Schools like Harvard and Yale might get rid of legacy admissions. Our crappy SCOTUS did a good thing by giving authorities the right to protect educators and administrators from violent threats. Escambia County awarded whistleblower Dr. Rayme Elder for exposing fraud within local EMS providers.

Court filing from Jack Smith eviscerates Trump's BS immunity claims. Creepy liar J.D. Vance blathered and whined about getting caught in a lie during at the vice presidential debate. Fascist human-impersonator Vance even had the nerve to complain about being fact checked. The Senator from Ohio wore eyeliner to the debate similar to the large black streaks NFL players might wear under their eyes to deflect light. The most anti-Semitic cat-boy enthusiast on Earth, Nick Fuentes, slipped into his angry pants when the author of the foreword to Project 2025 suggested there would be no deportations accompanying a Trump win. Remember when Shitler mocked the injuries Americans Troops suffered during an Iranian rocket attack? NBA star Dikembe Mutombos passed away and anti-vaxxer comic Rob Schneider exploited his death for the sake of a sad, crappy vaccine joke. The leader of the Republican Party, rapist Donald Trump, mumbled and slurred through a speech in Wisconsin mixing up Iran with North Korea and struggling to pronounce United Arab Emirates. Vivek Ramaswamy, along with his vomit-inducing personality, pushed an anti-Semitic trope on the social media platform Elon bought and purposefully ruined.

The GOP state legislatures are trying to fix the election for Trump, with Georgia deciding to hand count ballots, and Nebraska's attempt to allocate all their electoral votes to the state's winner. Man-baby told the Israeli American Council that if he loses the election, Jewish people should be blamed. Woman hating GOP gubernatorial candidate and current North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson identified himself as a "black Nazi" and praised slavery on an adult site not too long ago. Court filings revealed diddler-Repub Matt Gaetz attended a donor party with a naked 17 year old. Evangelical troll Joel Webbon blathered a Kamala Harris presidency would be punishment of our sins against Jehovah. Fellow god-botherer E.W. Jackson caterwauled JEBUS wouldn't allow Harris to ascend to The White House. Shitler's cult members suffered eye injuries at an Arizona rally from overpowered stage lights. The ultra rich leaches don't want to share their obscene wealth. NYPD scumbags tossed out police misconduct cases because pigs are above the law.  Also, in America, it's baby rattler season. Stay vigilant!

Of course Trump is ramping up a crypto scam. Shitler's running lying mate, J.D. Vance, blathered support for NATO should be linked to the E.U.'s regulation of Elon Musk's "X,"AKA Nazi Twitter. Cokey Smurf, better known as Don Jr., was spotted kissing someone not named Kimberly Guilfoyle. Man-baby mistakes a wildlife refuge for an airbase in Afghanistan, in his typical senile fascist fashion. Hip-hop mogul P. Diddy was charged with sex trafficking and denied bail.  Anti-Semitic "thought" leader Nick Fuentes said he felt better about the Trump campaign since white nationalist demon Laura Loomer joined. In news that is good, Slytherin Senator Rick Scott could lose the next election to his Democratic opponent.  MAGATS in Wisconsin want to privatize and ruin a health clinic in Baraboo. Putin sucker Jill Stein was destroyed by facts during an interview with former MSNBC host Mehdi Hasan. My Pillow is being sued by DHL because stop-the-steal loon Mike Lindell can't pay his bills.

Laura Loomer slithered into the Trumpy headlines making Marajorie Talyor Greene bigly jealous. GOP cougar Lindsay Graham didn't approve of Shitler's alleged affair with 911 truther Laura Loomer. When questioned about the affair, Diaper-Don nearly swallowed his teeth. Republican family-values legislator Mark Green left his wife of 35 years for a younger woman. Florida's school board was ordered to cough up $100,000 in legal fees for a lawsuit which struck down a ban on a book about same-sex penguins.  A Trump appointed judge in Alaska was busted for sexual misconduct and will probably be impeached. Conservative toolbox Lance Wallnau blamed the evils of witchcraft for the success of the Kamala Harris campaign. Republican never-Trumper Tim Miller blasted blowhard Piers Morgan for his soft treatment of Trumpsters such has bottom feeder Corey Lewandowski.     LOL check out the Drudge headlines on Trump and loony Laura Loomer  

News of MAGA influencers outed as paid assets of Russia hit the headlines today as we learned Tim Pool and a herd of Trumpist turds got paid with piles of Russian cash. Of course, their constant pro-Russia propaganda had nothing to do with that, according to them. The Harris campaign fundraised over $300 million in August, and the Trump side is filling their diapers. Shitler's sentencing date for the hush money case was scheduled for after the election. Man-baby put his legal team on blast over their lack of winning. MAGAT swamp creature Kandiss Taylor, who is a woman who ran for Governor, said women shouldn't be in government. Boebert E. Lee was shellacked in a debate by her rival. The Catholic Church has used Pacific islands as a dumping ground for diddling priests.

No surprise Trump is starting to slither away from debating Harris. Madame Vice President leads Shitler by 7 in polls. Special Counsel Jack Smith appealed Trumpkin Judge Aileen Cannon's dismissal of the documents case. The former guy puttered and slurred his way through a speech at a campaign rally. Republicans in Colorado ousted their party leader for being too much of a MAGAT. Democrats called for an end to fossil fuel subsidies. An outbreak of a virus spread via mosquito has made health officials nervous. An Indiana Sheriff accused of stealing millions in tax payer dollars for luxury items, including a plane, plead guilty and will serve more prison time. The Freedom From Religion Foundation sued to stop coaches in a Texas middle school to stop using Christian themed emailed signatures. A powerful solar flare is on its way to Earth.

Odious RFK Jr. bails and endorses Trump, the makeup disaster. Vice President Kamala Harris beat Shitler in acceptance speech ratings by a lot! Man-baby phoned into FOX to blather about the DNC and it seemed the network cut the call short. The 2024 election forecast looks good for Kamala and team Smelvis continues to decline. There's a singing trout version of the former guy. Kellyanne Conway, AKA Nazi Barbie, and George Conway debated each other on Insta and it got heated. According to Hitler enthusiast, Nick Fuentes, his buddy Kanye West confessed he wanted to change his name the Nazi symbol. Flat Earther loon and former GOP gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor, religious freedom is solely meant for Christians. Fake historian and Jesus super-fan David Barton caterwauled the Bible was the source most cited by the founders when writing the Constitution. Fireman Prophet Mark Taylor, after wrongly predicting the orange stain would win in 2020, reappeared and said the felon would be victorious in 2024.

Felon Trump already laying a groundwork of lies to challenge the upcoming election results. A retired, former GOP judge endorsed Harris and called Shitler a threat to Democracy. Truth Social stock continued to tank. A UK columnist warned the Tsar of what was formerly Twitter, Elon Musk, will bring chaos to England. Evangelicals denounced the former guy. Diaper Don's crap campaign hired a stop-the-steal organizer. Shockingly, Republicans in Oklahoma have come after one of their own over religious freedom. In shark news, a tiny dog and a kid survived attacks.  A dude in Connecticut suffered a bit from a timber rattler and a cop accused the victim trying to poach the serpent.

Add medal of honor recipients to the long list of people Trump insults. Shitler's last-minute White House transition team includes two of this dumbest kids, Don Jr. and Eric. Man-baby's crappy VP pick, J.D. Vance, said more ignorant crap about women. Democratic POTUS nominee Kamala Harris leads the former guy buy 6 points. The Crabs learned about the creepy racist loads of The Remnant Alliance. Mpox has killed nearly 600 in the DRC. A sheriff's deputy was fired after an indictment on 58 charges which include rape. Christian fundamentalist lunatic and former Growing Pains star, Kirk Cameron blathered public schools turns students into little Marxists, atheist, drag queens etc. Drunk, publicly urinating UK tourists have driven locals from Rome. Americans have become less religious. Dandy conserv-a-load Glenn Beck returned to the CrabDiving caterwauling, "if we lose this election, I truly believe we've lost the country." 

Even the incels are over Trump including their vapid, anti-Semitic angry leader, Nick Fuentes. Load-a-saurus and former Trump-sucker Joe Rogan withdrew his support from Man-baby. Astronauts went on an eight day mission to the space station and might be stuck until 2025. Minnesota has been a refuge for the trans community thanks to the good work of Vice presidential candidate Tim Walz. The Harris/ Walz campaign's joyful warrior energy has been effective battleground states. Shitler has been melting down, even claiming Kamala's crowds were created by AI and complicit Repubs aren't saying a word. Truth Social's stock price dropped even lower, lol. Television personality and financial mogul Mark Cuban dunked all over MAGAT Vivek Ramaswamy during an interview.

Harris picked Walz for her VP and MAGA loons are terrified. Empty-headed fascist J.D. Vance continues to blather stupid crap. Kamala Harris's pick for her VP running mate, Tim Walz, served up a zinger to Vance related to his sectional furniture desires. Right-wing Nazi emulator Stew Peters called for unity against Jewish people. Actor and right-wing Trump cultist Jon Voight called Kamala a "cackling hyena." Senator Sheldon Whitehouse called for an investigation into SCOTUS corruption. A linguistic expert analyzed the ramblings of Shitler and deduced man-baby has grown even more vapid and ignorant. Evil GOP orc Roger Stone stood by Trump's racist attacks upon Kamala.  

Rittenhouse begs forgiveness from the MAGA cesspool for his temporary heresy after endorsing and then un-endorsing Republican fossil Ron Paul for POTUS. Trump blathered he won't debate Kamala Harris because he's "up in the polls."  Shitler accepted ten million in cash from the government of Egypt during the 2016 Presidential campaign, just sayin'. The UAW ripped John Deere a new one for getting rid of workers after the tractor maker raked in record profits. Deranged Christian hate monger Joel Webbon hoped sky-daddy would end democracy. Tongue talker and VIP Christian soldier Kenneth Copeland caterwauled a bizarre alternate history of George Washington and there was something about Genesis, not the band. There's a storm in the Caribbean that could find it's way to big water, ocean water near Florida. Hopefully Representative Handy, AKA Boebert E. Lee, will be out of a job since her opponent has been raising tons of cash. Swaths of Christians signed a petition rebuking the ignorant conservative religious attacks upon Kamala Harris.   

Everyone is finally realizing Republicans are weird AF. Slytherin and former GOP goon Trey Gowdy challenged Trumpkin VP J.D. Vance's childless cat-lady comments. VP Kamala Harris got an immediate bump in the polls from young voters after announcing her run for POTUS. Repub bigots Lance Wallnau and Mario Murillo blathered demonic powers are behind Kamala's campaign. A loser Newsmax host caterwauled anyone opposing Harris will be labeled sexist or racist. The Newsmax idiotic also growled Kamala was a "token DEI hire." Old creepy candidate Shitler was angry-pants because FOX News aired a Harris rally and said Rupert's network was taking advertising dollars from perverts. Speaking of FOX creeps, low-functioning-human Jesse Watters clearly can't handle Harris running for the highest office. President Biden announced a proposal to reform our corrupt, crappy SCOTUS.

Biden dropped out and MAGA cultists are confused. Since Vice President Kamala Harris has been moved to the top of the ticket Trumpkins have melted down bigly. Former President Diaper Rash, AKA cowardly Trump, will never debate Vice President Harris. The orange stain, along with his true love daughter Ivanka, once donated to Kamala's AG reelection campaign. Shitler selecting J.D. Vance as his running mate was a fail. Tech-bro fascist Vance blathered the Vice President was a miserable childless cat lady. The Crabs reviewed the biggest hits of legendary 80s pop group Duran Duran. Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle was in the hot seat at a congressional hearing. Oligarch trash-person Elon Musk shared a video of Trump blowing up Biden. Archeologists found the remains of a mote near was Jesus was born. Hateful extremist wanker Nick Fuentes continues to be sad because Vance's wife isn't white. Bulls sharks thrive even in fresh water!

Britain and France leaning left gives us hope for defeating fascism. President Biden's campaign suffered a drop in the polls after CNN's joke of a debate. A doctor specializing Parkinson's visited the White House but not to examine Biden. Crappy non-woke folks don't want Vice President Harris to be POTUS. A former Shitler staffer alleged the Trump campaign has settled several "seedy suits" in court filings. The GOP and Trump lied when they said they won't institute a national ban on abortion. RNC committee members felt cheated by their dear leader when their input was excluded from the party platform. Satanists have volunteered at public schools in Florida in protest over Governor Puddin' Fingers' efforts to push religion on students. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, demonstrated her ignorance of American history when she mistakenly blathered a bunch of folks including Paul Revere signed the Declaration of Independence. The turkey-shaped fascist known as Elon Musk is super upset over people shorting Tesla stocks.