Podcasts about shitler

MAGA squeals as they find out Trump’s Iran deal details which includes a 300 billion dollar payout, lol. Shitler can barely walk, evidenced by his unsteady gate at the NBA championship game. The DOJ weaponized by the rapist-in-chief launched a baseless investigation against Governor Newsom. SCOTUS ruled prosecutors can’t shop for venues. The Kennedy Center exterior remained covered as man-baby begs the courts to allow his dumb name on the building. Stephen Miller and other Nazis in The White House seriously considered suspended habeas corpus. George Conway’s latest campaign ad included a vow to lock up Diaper Don. The UFC fight at The White was pure trash. One of the fighters screamed a trope about Michelle Obama. Madam Ambassador Guilfoyle teamed up with Don Jr’s wife’s ex in an attempt to sabotage their relationship.  

Trump’s staff leaks more than the International Space station. Key anchors stay with 60 Minutes despite the far right loons running the program. Man-baby wants to bulldoze Lady Liberty. Shitler lied about African American unemployment numbers. The techno-bro running Anthropic said they might lose control of their AI and called for a freeze in the space. Tax dollars are paying for Trump’s Christian persecution propaganda film. Religious freak show Michele Bachman blathered god would deliver GOP wins in the midterms if we could . Mehdi Hasan destroyed Patrick Bet David with words. Trumpian headline grabber-creep George Santos is back in the news. Listen to the Crabs for the details.

Wails from the White House as judge rules Kennedy Center name will be Trump-free. Shitler has been ruining the White House by perverting the structures into his gross likeness. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson used the prayer rally to mobilize MAGAT preachers. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was hacked. Stephen Miller and his Nazi wife are worthless. Sith Lord Peter Thiel slithered to Argentina and launched some weird cult movement. Shark attack alerts might be sent to smart phones.

Tulsi Gabbard is slithering away and Trump away and Trump is bailing on Junior’s wedding. Shitler skipped Don Jr.’s wedding. A Repub Senator dissed Man-baby’s compensation of January 6th rioters. Human cosplayer Ted Cruz blathered colleagues were big mad over the slush fund to pay insurrectionists. A leak from the Pentagon showed a degradation of US defenses. Former Prince Andrew might not be investigation for sexual misconduct. Raul Castro has been indicted in the US for murder. The DOJ’s case against Abrego Garcia was dismissed.  

Trump “settled” with his own DOJ to create a slush fund for his cronies. In AI news, Shitler shared a pic of himself strolling with a space alien and Nazi man-child of apartheid, Elon Musk lost his suit against Open AI. The piggies messed up the chain of evidence when they nabbed Luigi. Scumbag DINO Governor, Jared Polis commuted the sentence of Tina Peters saying, “ She did not commit any crimes regarding the 2020 elections.” But she did. FBI folks said Kash-App Patel lied about crime stats to boost an arrest records report. A Chicago Cubs outfielder misplayed a ball shot to right-center and took his anger out on a fan. Trump’s Border Patrol boss quit after being outed as a sex tourist. A 16 foot shark in Australia murder a surfer and a rabid beaver attacked a kid in Jersey.

Totally coincidence that Trump keeps making great stock buys based on his own political decisions? Shitler says he wants Iran’s “nuclear dust” for PR. The illegal war with Iran is effing up our military. A racist influencer was arrested for attempted murder and his bail was north of a million. VIP Nazi within the Trump administration, Sebastion Gorka equivocated right vs. left political violence with shade tossed at Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes. Sandy Hook defamer and former Infowars Czar Alex Jones performed a spot-on impression of Gorka. SCOTUS said mifepristone could be mailed, for now.

GOP kicked people off Medicaid but can find $1 billion for Trump’s ballroom. An infected passenger from the hantavirus cruise hopped on a plane. The Brit PM was encouraged to resign after turning in a massive electoral “L.” Golfers from the defunct Saudi-sucking LIV tour crawled back to the PGA for work. Shitler’s wee hands actually got bigger with swelling. Also, Trump looks like dog crap, lol. Czar of Florida said he was going to close the concentration camps, AKA “Alligator Auschwitz.” Junky golfer Tiger Woods scored a DUI rather than a birdy in Florida.

Alex Jones is taking the demise of InfoWars well but not really. The Democrats won a redistricting vote but a Trumpist judge c-blocked it. Spirit Airlines got a bailout. United Airlines pushed the rise in oil prices onto their customers. The Young Turks were late to the party when they suggested there’s something fishy about the supposed Shitler “shooting” in Butler. Ships have been getting through man-baby’s blockade of Iran. A Trump appointee in DHS was saddled with a cheap benefactor who she met on a sugar-daddy dating site. RFK, Jr., the gravely voiced HHS czar and husband of actor Cheryl Hines, caught so much deserved shade during a congressional hearing. The Secretary of the Navy was sacked by Kegs-breath.

Grindr servers survived this year’s low attendance CPAC. SCOTUS will entertain a MAGAT challenge to birthright citizenship. Nobody likes Trump according to polls. Shitler’s Nazi religious liberty commission, which only caters to “Christians,” is getting sued by good people. Spain said nope to US warplanes bound for Iran using their airspace. Trump-sucking Senator Lindsey Graham was photographed at Disney World fiddling with a Queen-scepter. President Diaper’s bff Hungarian thug Orban might lose in the next election. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was brilliantly served during an interview at CPAC. BTW, of the few humans attending CPAC, many are sleeping in their chairs during events.  The rapist in chief is filling his Pampers over Eric Swalwell’s gubernatorial campaign.  

In this week's episode the Powell men discuss the Orange menace and his racist retweet of the Obamas as apes. Yes you read that right. The pedophile and chief, Shitler, #Trump decided that removing his hood (probably a gift from his equally shitty father) was a great idea. You see in a week that we learn that some of these #Epstein parties served babies for dinner , a little distraction was needed. #MichelleObama said that when they go low we go high. With all due respect Queen, funk dat. King Kong ain't got nothing on us!! They have no bottom. The guys also discussed the #NFLHalftime show featuring #Grammy winner #BadBunny.  #BaileInoLVIDABLE #Benito #DeBiTirarMasFotos #BarackObama #MichelleObama

Our demented, orange President may be the worst person at Davos. Also, at the party for rich oligarchs, former VP Al Gore heckled swamp creature Howard Lutnick. GOP legislator Thomas Massie slammed Trump for selling Venezuelan oil and pocketing the profits. Shitler’s DOJ was blocked from searching the devices of a WAPO reporter. A doctor presented evidence Trump is messed up medically. Fascist face Elon Musk feuded with a budget airline mogul. Moron James Comer complained no GOP loads were not defending AG Bondi from a contempt charge. Repub load Rick Green claimed January 6th wasn’t an insurrection. The Crabs covered the furry event at Mara Lago. The economy is in the crapper.

Fewer GOP House goosesteppers are falling in line possibly due to Trump’s rapidly detreating health evidenced by his tiny gross discolored hands. The vile Nazi ICE thug who murdered Renee Good has been named. The dumbest and most hideous of all Vice Presidents channeled his inner and outer Hitler when he blathered crap about the ICE murder in the Twin Cities. Shitler ordered his Secret Service to look into a security breach involving Mama Nazi, AKA Bleach Blonde Butch Body. When laws start mattering again, the fascist minions surrounding President Diaper Rash could be in big trouble regarding the Epstein files cover up. Man-baby complained his morality was the only keeping him from raping and or dominating the planet. The Crabs reviewed unsurprising headlines regarding the Pentecostal version of the Boy Scouts, which seems to be even creepier. .

"No more wars" Trump can't wait to invade Venezuela. Shitler's CIA was busted trying to launch a false flag in Venezuela according to the Maduro regime.  A CBS anchor jumped ship. Man-baby blathered something about getting a "routine MRI." Canada caught measles from the U.S. and President Diaper rash pitched a fit about Canadian political ad poking fun at his tariffs. GOP loads want to deport Democratic superstar Zohran Mamdani. New Yorkers have been giving ICE Nazis hell. Slate ripped John Robert's SCOTUS a new starfish. Rapist-in-Chief suggested Vance and Rubio run for on a 2028 ticket.  

Americans don't want any kings and the Louvre needs to boeuf up security. Details from the recent heist at the Louvre ruined every heist movie. A vile, racist  Trumpkin nominee for special counsel sent a text saying Martin Luther King Day belongs in hell. China complained about cyber attacks from the US. Racist hate-preacher with a golden preacher, Shane Vaughn said the Constitution makes Shitler master of the universe. Steve Bannon put on his seven shirts and called for the registration of the CIA Director.

Mamdani wiped the debate stage floor with that creep Cuomo. Former GOP lawmaker, felon and webcam personality George Santos was freed from prison by Trump. Shitler continued to get outsmarted by Vlad as President Diaper Rash denied Ukraine long range missiles. Fox-bot Sec Def Pete Hegseth blathered something about fat guardsmen. A Christian nationalist, AKA Nazi, caterwauled slavery wasn't evil. The U.S. has Mpox plus there's a bigly outbreak of measles. Conservative sweater model Glenn Beck said the FBI asked his advice on capturing ANTIFA. Pedo Prince Andrew lost all royal titles and things of that nature due to Trump's appearances in the Epstein files. Golden voiced Jesus loon Shane Vaughn suggested God ordered Satan to clip former fascist Charlie Kirk before Turning Point Czar could go after Israel.

Trump rage-squealed over Jimmy Kimmel going back on the air. Despite man-baby's blathering, Disney didn't want to lose their subscribers and sided with Kimmel. In a tribute to crooked Spiro Agnew, Nazi Tom Homan was busted on video taking a big bag money but the Trump's DOJ halted investigations into the corruption. An adult judge rejected Shitler's stupid lawsuit against the New York Times. Americans have fallen out of love with capitalism according to a Gallup Poll. The Supremes offered piggies legal clarity on the use of force against citizens.

DNC Chair wants Democrats to fight back against Trump's GOP-backed authoritarianism. An obviously hobbled Shitler could barely walk during his latest golf outing. Governor Pritzker ripped man-baby a new one for illegally deploying the National Guard in a historic righteous tongue lashing. In the new authoritarian led economy, the government could take stakes in even more companies. Even conservatives didn't like sickly Trump's plan to jail folks who burn the flag. Lil Nas got in trouble in Los Angeles and of course the cops were up to no good. A memoir of the late Epstein victim, Virginia Giuffre chronicled horrors involving predator Prince Andrew. A gaggle of New York suits gave the famously bland restaurant Cracker Barrell a marketing makeover and scored a zero with the MAGATs. The Crabs discussed how the New York Times and other outlets ruthlessly covered Biden's health issues and wondered why those same outlets barely touch on the Felon-in-chief's alleged congestive heart failure.

Applaud for the increasing public shaming of fascist Republicans. Fake human and VP Vance was heckled at a photo op with the illegal military in DC. Repub Nazi Elise Stefanik was booed offstage. State Rep. Nicole Collier from Texas has refused Nazi security escorts and has been forced to remain in the Capitol. Another loser Republican was booed from a stage in Wyoming. Obama said Newsom was doing a good job with redistricting efforts. Shitler has been justifying an invasion of Venezuela because his a bizarre drug addled autocrat. Neckless Nazi Alex Jones caterwauled Trump's health was bad. Non-news platform Newsmax settled with Dominion over man-baby election lies and pillow Czar Mike Lindell couldn't believe it! A court in Texas said you can't mandate the hanging of religious crap in classrooms.

Fascist Trump wants a toady scumbag that will fudge the labor numbers because POTUS is a big fat liar. President Diaper Rash has ran the national debt up bigly. Alleged literal Trump-sucker Laura Loomer went into beast mode as she attacked fellow Nazi Marjorie Taylor Greene calling the rep a “lying fake Christian whore.” Trumpkin Loomer also informed the universe of Lindsay Graham's true sexuality. Shitler's approval ratings are in the dumpster. A GOP orc was thoroughly booed at a townhall where constituents demanded apologies. Anti-semitic troll, headquartered just outside of Chicago, Nick Fuentes made his case against tech thug Peter Theil, and former FOX hobgoblin Tucker Carlson. Xenophobe Nick also shot down MAGA claims that he's a CIA plant.  

Superman would super-teabag people like Dean Cain. Nazi President Trump blathered he might deploy the National Guard to New York and Chicago after doing stupid totalitarian crap to DC. Trump's friend rapist Ghislaine Maxwell apparently offered to give the Biden campaign dirt on Shitler. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, who squared off against right wing but Mark Levin was also attacked fascist loon Laura Loomer. Swamp creature Jeanine Pirro lied when she said crime was not down in the nation's capital. Jesus super fan Jack Hibbs accused White House god liaison Paul White of being a false teacher. Bravo star Jennifer Welch preached the truth about MAGATS. Evil Royal and rapist of children Prince Andrew complained he was scared to travel to America.

Nearly two-thirds of the US blames Trump for rising prices. While sporting what was surely a full diaper, Shitler fired the head of labor statistics. The boot lickers of the FBI redacted the name of our diddler POTUS from the Epstein files. Human cosplayer Todd Blanche struck a deal with child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell sending the molester of children to a country club prison. The fascists of TESLA were ordered by a court to pay 329 million for a deadly accident. Wee televangelist Kenneth Copeland summoned angels to defend the rapist-in-chief. An anti-choice mouth- breather is cool with a civil war over abortion. Just over half of our country believes in evolution.

Trump is considering pardoning Diddy out of predator professional courtesy. We no fanfare or zero energy, sloth like Senator Schumer floated an obscure law as a way to get the Epstein files released. The Fed hasn't changed interest rates. Shitler is bleeding MAGA support due to the whole Epstein deal. Former FoxBot and our current Secretary of Defense may quit to run for the governor of Tennessee. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani is beating creepy Cuomo and criminal Eric Adams in polls for mayoral race in NYC. The CEO busted for cheating via the jumbotron at a Cold Play concert was a toxic boss. Radioactive wasps have been trolling South Carolina. In other When Animals Get Pissed news, robot bunnies have been deployed to monitor invasive pythons. Cokey Smurk, AkA Don Jr., has been promoting a gun company and it's not going well.

We're all so shocked that Elon Musk's AI went full Fuhrer. An X user threatened to sue the social media platform after it's AI, Grok, told people how to break into his house. Linda Yaccarino, CEO X, resigned over Grok's praise of Hitler. Trump White House thugs sanctioned a UN official for making negative remarks about Israel. Podcast and scholar Scott Galloway perfectly summed up Elon Musk leaving verbose Piers Morgan speechless. Former second string FOX host and Sec Def, Pete Hegseth didn't tell President Diaper Rash he was halting defensive aid to Ukraine. MAGAT comic Roseanne Barr reminded the orange rapist how much his followers care about the Epstein files. In good news, USAID state department employees let go by Shitler are plotting against him. GOP load Steve Scalise actually did something good by demanding an Iranian's release from ICE.

People are getting sick of evil billionaires. As democracy necrotizes, P. Diddy was convicted of prostitution but not trafficking. U.S. Citizen Andrea Velez was kidnapped by masked ICE thugs. Paramount got on it's knees and settled with President Diaper Rash. Senator Warren said the Paramount settlement was pure corruption. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani said he wouldn't be intimidated by Shitler's deportation threat. A CNN data load was stunned by Democrats' 70 point shift on Israel. The Crabs reviewed a Freedom House study which scored countries by their freedom where America underperformed. Long Island announced an increase in shark surveillance followed a "suspected" shark bite. As evidence of humanity becoming even more crappy, instances of snakes-on-a-plane have increased.  

Iran and Israel are trading missile strikes while Trump waffles on intervening. Loon Loomer threatened to squeal on repubs criticizing the corpulent dear leader. Neckless Alex Jones caterwauled rebukes of Shitler amidst the MAGAT civil war. Evangelical Trump-suckers hope the conflict between Israel and Iran will usher in the apocalypse. Wacky Christian Shane Vaughn blathered missiles released on Friday the 13th were "spiritual projectiles." Somebody on CNN said POTUS was losing his marbles and it seems the rapist-in-chief belongs in the memory wing of a facility.  Democratic Senator Tammy Duckworth slammed the former FOX second string Saturday guy, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, over his obsession with slapping the names of loser confederate generals on military bases. Mahmoud Khalil was finally released after being kidnapped by ICE. Prophetess Kat kerr slithered from her hole letting us know World War III ain't happening. Trump's GOP orcs plan to slash SNAP benefits according to their big beautiful bill. Maybe man-baby will name alleged cocaine connoisseur Don Jr. to take over instead of J.D. Vance.

Trumped pooped the bed at the G7 then waddled away. The internet has theorized the weird bulges in Shitler's suit indicate catheters and leg braces, lol! The leader of Canada played the rambling man-baby offstage at the G7. The Trump administration probably blathered lies when they said he departed the G7 to deal with Israel/ Iran conflict but  some news orgs lapped it up like good little bootlickers. Americans were warned to leave Iran. The orange rapist in the White House ripped former Fox's second string anchor Hegseth for the tone of lame military parade. Possibly the worst cabinet member, Assad-sucking Tulsi Gabbard, may get booted. Comedian Dave Smith and former Trump fellator had a miraculous epiphany about Trump's Nazi regime and thinks we should be impressed. Former Fox lode Tucker Carlson took human cosplayer Ted Cruz to task over his ignorance of Iran. The Ambassador to Israel and Relaxium spokesperson Mike Huckabee penned a cringe worthy text to White House Daddy where the former Governor of Arkansas figuratively bent over and presented starfish. CEO of all prophets, MAGAT Hank Kunneman revises his visions. mid-spew.

Of course Republicans lied about not cutting Medicaid. A witness in the Diddy trial is missing. Newark Airport is a cluster "f." Fox News admitted Shitler took an "L" in the trade war with China. MAGAT Loomer dissed Trump's corrupt deal with Qatar for the big tacky plane. Melania rarely visits The White House. Podcaster Hasan Piker was illegally detained at the airport and interrogated by fascist border agents. Cokey Smurf, AKA Don Jr., has made bank off his Dad's presidency. The poorest states in the union are the most unhealthy. Anti-trans actor John Cleese suggested stringing up The Donald. Infamously crooked televangelist Jim Bakker continues to shamelessly beg for cash.

Trump makes the US more of a global villian by spying on Greenland. The Nazis in The White House promised to slash Medicaid. The newly elected Canadian PM visited Pennsylvania avenue and moderately stood up to Shitler but not really. India lobbed missiles at Pakistan. The dictator-in-diapers pitted Little Marco and fascist Vance against each other in a 2028 match-up. Anti-Semitic hag Laura Loomer convinced President Tiny Hands to drop his Surgeon General nominee. MAGAT influencers were upset because a Repub Senator suggested migrants should get due process before deportation. The Young Turks, who did their part to put Donald Trump back in the White House, have collaborated on a project with vile fascist Marjorie Taylor Greene. Speaking of monster Greene, Democratic Rep Jasmine Crockett used Mama Nazi to demonstrate the crappiness of the Trump administration during a hearing. The press continued to gobble up White House propaganda which suggests Donald Trump will leave after his term is up.

Texas GOP idiots want to ban non-existent furry litterboxes in schools. Planes have been falling out of the sky at Newark Airport because MAGA! Shitler ended programs to reduce sudden infant death syndrome. Sith Lord Marjorie Taylor Greene and blotch Nazi Bannon complained about the felon POTUS conducting foreign wars. Demon Greene's former hubby was sued and forced to publicly apologize for harassing Muslim women in a mall parking lot. Texans voted out a conservative school board for banning books. Empty headed Michelle Bachman blathered Dems have a dictatorship mentality. FBI Czar Kash Patel has been partying at nightclubs and not showing up to work. Feeble-minded Anaconda star Jon Voight has a Trump-endorsed plan to save Hollywood. The pile of hyena squirt known as Brian Kemp announced a run for Georgia senate. Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and the hate-caster with the worst haircut Nick Fuentes shared time on a podcast caterwauling.

The DOGE creeps want all of our private data. The "Trump effect" caused conservatives to lose bigly in Australia. Man-baby's tariffs have left some store shelves empty and have started to knee-cap the economy. Supreme Ketanji Brown Jackson shamed Shitler for his attacks on judges. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell has been selling sheets from the White House front yard. Crappy Florida GOP legislators and Governor Pudding Fingers couldn't pass a budget for Florida. The James Webb telescope found a planet covered in water inhabited by the most wee shrimp. A great white lived to feast another day, because of the efforts of a father and son. Jesus has nothing on savior Tim Frieden who sacrificed his own body to create a universal snake bite anti-venom.

Wannabe dictator Trump is basically saying "Let them eat cake" as tariffs rip our economy a new one! Russian State T.V. celebrated Shitler ruining the trust the world had in U.S. economy. The security detail for Secretary of State Rubio brawled in Brussels. Man-baby wants a big military parade on his birthday and surely the second string former FOX morning news host, our current Sec Def, will oblige. The oligarchs of the U.S. will ultimately regret selling us out. The Hands-off protests took place all over America including the Crab's hometown, Pensacola. The Dodgers, the current MLB champs, kissed the ring of Shitler at the White House while the orange fascist mumbled mouth garbage. Yet another right wing, Repub was indicted on child sexual abuse charges. A judge appointed by the POTUS most famous for working with an actual primate, waddled over to the correct side of history. Maybe the judge's orders will be followed by the Trump Administration, but most likely not!

Elon failed to buy Wisconsin and we know how Trump feels about losers. Shitler announced a wave of upcoming tariffs, which hurt Americans bigly. Under the guise of taking time off to help his dying electric car company Tesla, Elmo was essentially fired from DOGE. Man-baby blathered something about cheating but had to eat his word after the win for good in Wisconsin. Blotch Nazi Bannon blathered over calls for Trump's impeachment after the loss in Wisconsin. Right wing comic Joe Rogan cried about being labeled conservative. Boebert E. Lee, who, per her gig at the Whitehouse, is investigating the Kennedy assassination, got Roger and Oliver Stone mixed up. The courts in Alabama said their A.G. can't persecute or prosecute women fleeing the authoritarian state for abortions. Anti-Semitic loser and vapid right wing podcaster Stew Peters who said scientists who developed vaccines should be rounded up, called for a "final solution."

Trump's monstrous ICE thugs are committing crimes against humanity. Apartheid Elmo was almost briefed on secret China war plans. Shitler received low marks for his crappy economy. A loser GOP Rep was righteously booed for defending DOGE orcs. Senator Bernie Sanders criticized the sloth-like POTUS for suing the media. A radio star across the pond ripped human cosplayer J.D. Vance for referring to the UK as a "random country that hasn't fought a war in 30 or 40 years." Democratic Governor Pritzker said the orange one traded lifesaving equipment during the pandemic for praise during TV interviews. The wife of Governor Pudding Fingers announced a run for the governorship of Florida but she won't be endorsed by Trump. AOC and Bernie headlined an event against oligarchy. The Crabs reviewed the lessons from Thomas Paine's Common Sense.

Trump's vile State of the Union address was just another MAGA hate rally. Heroic Democratic Representative Al Green was the only legislator from the left who literally stood up to Shitler during the address. Little Marco Rubio, the saddest Secretary of State ever, sunk into the furniture during Trump and Vance's infamous oval meltdown over Zelensky. Brother of the late Rob Ford, Doug, vowed to fight hard against America in the trade war started by man-baby. SCOTUS told the Trump administration they had to pay USAID contractors because of the Constitution. GOP lawmakers were ordered to stop town halls due to the righteous protests. A German tattoo artist has been wrongly detained by ICE fascists for months. Astronauts prepare to leave the space station and return to earth via an Elon made aircraft. The artist formerly known as Kanye West wore a tee featuring a swastika. Oligarch Elmo lied when he said his DOGE minions were working for free.

Protests are growing against the illegal actions of the corrupt Trump administration. Human cosplayer J.D. Vance took his family skiing but was met with righteous protestors. Shitler hates America evidenced by the tariff war he's about to unleash. The Nazi orcs of DOGE want to kill social security. Sith load Elon Musk told MAGAT comic Joe Rogan he's not a Nazi. The Crabs talked about the Oscars for a few minutes. Worm brained RFK Jr. changed decided the measles vaccine was a good thing. In other Health and Human Services news, the department's top spokesperson quit because he couldn't stand Cheryl Hines' husband. Tooty Rudy Giuliani was able to keep his NYC apartment despite a massive judgement. The Pope is on the way out. Legendary actor Gene Hackman's death is still a mystery. A venomous snake from Ecuador hitched a ride in a box of bananas and made it to the Republic of New Hampshire. A brothel operation was busted and the perps' names were pun perfect.

The Trump administration is rushing to rehire federal workers they out they need. Troll Kash Patel and other directed the FBI employees to ignore Elon's demand to justify their jobs. Elmo's "romantic" texts to one of his baby mama's were revealed in court. A fake video of Shitler kissing Elon's fascist toes was circulated at HUD. The Pope is about to expire. Democratic strategist James Carville predicts Man-baby's administration will topple in a month. Brazil's Trump Jair Bolsonaro may go to jail. Human cosplayer Vivek Ramaswamy announced he's running for the governor of Ohio. Because it's a day ending in "y," a House Republican was booed by fired federal workers in a townhall. MAGATS in two states were arrested for impersonating ICE Agents. A professor from Vanderbilt warned of a another coronavirus outbreak.

Republican voters are entering the "find out" stage. Of course, Trump lied when he said he wasn't going to meet with BFF Putin. The New York Post reminded Shitler the Czar of Russia was a dictator. Angry GOP constituents in Georgia ripped U.S. Representative Rich McCormick a new one over his subservience to man-baby.  Feckless Transportation Secretary was booed in Cali. Trudeau took a verbal swipe at Diaper Don after Canada beat the U.S. in a hockey game. Evangelical loon Joel Webbon blathered Christians need absolute power. Representative Robert Garcia mocked the ketamine addict known as Elon in a funny way. The crackly voiced head of Health and Human Services stopped flu shot ads and a canceled a vaccination conference. According to the new Michael Wolfe book, Melania hates Donald bigly.  A prominent prophet explained how he was wrong about something.

Check out Wednesday's CrabDiving radio podcast! Trump called himself king while blathering about ending New York City's congestion pricing. Shitler also caterwauled “He who saves his Country violates no Law." Putin and Shitler want to carve up Ukraine. Diaper Don's approval ranting tanks because the economy sucks. Conservative VIP load Matt Schlapp was accused of groping a dude at a bar. Americans hate Nazi Elon Musk and Zuckerberg. Brazil charged fascist Bolsonaro with leading a plot to overthrow their country. Evil ICE isn't deporting undocumented people at the levels promised by Shitler. The Crabs discussed lunatic Mel Gibson's sequel to Passion of the Christ. Misogynist Christians have been mean to tongue-talker Paula White. MAGA fanatic Jon Voight dropped another creepy video where he squirted over Elmo.

"No Kings On Presidents Day" protests send a huge "FU" to Trump. Tesla Czar Elon Musk blathered the 60 Minutes team should be jailed. Shitler has a plan to squeeze Ukraine for cash. House prices in DC plummeted due to DOGE firing federal employees. A plane ended upside down after a crash in Toronto. Another polar vortex is on the way. Some of the recently released January 6th "tourists" are back in court for other creepy crimes. The Crabs reviewed winners of the BAFTA Awards. Pope Francis is sick despite his close relationship with JEEBUS. Greece has been contending with a continuous earthquake and Alaska braces for a volcanic eruption. "No Kings on Presidents Day" protesters - 2025 Check out CrabDiving radio podcast Monday!

USA is plummeting on the world corruption index as Trump's crooks wreak havoc. Nazi J.D. Vance blathered a bunch of fascist mouth garbage at the Munich Conference. Elmo posted a bunch of classified data online. The Crabs learned about Christian con artists known as intercessors. Blotchy Bannon warned Shitler of the dangers of going after Medicaid. Boebert E. Lee and Kid Rock may have hooked up. The existence of DOGE was challenged in the courts. Shark attacks in the U.S. was on the rise. Monkeys in Sri Lanka took out the power.

Felon Trump and President Musk are eager to start a Constitutional crisis to compensate for their wee Nazi-nads. The Philadelphia Eagles beat the team from Kansas City and Tom Brady, clad in a $700,000 watch, was a chatty dullard during the Superbowl. With stunning choreography, the King of Hip Hop Kendrick Lamar delivered a stellar halftime game show making political and fashion statements. The American rapper and Pulitzer Prize winner reminded football fans Drake is a diddler. Shitler's greedy weasel attorneys changed the terms of their lawsuit against CBS 60 Minutes. Electric vehicle sales are rising but Tesla sales are dropping faster than man-baby's approval ratings. Jesus continues to disappoint as Texas confirmed a measles outbreak among school-aged children.

Trump's disapproval rating is already skyrocketing as Diaper Rash tucked his sack between his ample thighs and rescinded the stupid federal hiring freeze. President Rapist named an owner of an Australian Basketball team as the New Zealand and Samoa Ambassador. Former Democratic Senator Bob Menendez was sentenced to eleven years in prison for taking gold bars from the Egyptian government for favors. Protesting the creepiest Kennedy's nomination for HHS Director, former Ambassador Caroline Kennedy declared cousin RFK a predator. Shitler pulled General Milley's security detail out of spite. Evangelical caterwauler Shane Vaughn blathered celebrated the Trump administration's firing of DOJ lawyers employed by Jack Smith. White supremacist load Nick Fuentes said stuff about Commander in Chief Creamsicle that might have been negative. No big deal but Kamala beat Trump in 2024. Credit the orange stain's win to voter suppression.

Felon Trump's flurry of unconstitutional executive orders. China released a more affordable A.I. and the tech bros crapped their smart-Pampers. Brazil and Columbia shamed Shitler for the manor in which their citizens were deported. We learned about Anderson Clayton, the young democratic strategist from North Carolina delivering wins. Poland called on all humans to boycott Tesla over statements made by Tickle-Me-Nazi-Elmo. White supremacist hip hop artist, actor and former comic Roseanne Barr blathered a pitch for a new comedy "Saving America." The spawn of what should have of been a load to the khakis, son of Tucker Carlson, landed a job in Trump's dictatorship.

UK staffers used to cry laughing at Trump's call with their PM. Shitler the Nazi wants to 86 FEMA. Trumpkin Caitlyn Jenner catches much deserved flack for her support of President Diaper Rash. Fascist mouthpiece for man-baby, Caroline Leavitt, lied about a massive pile of debt. The Anti-Defamation League condemned anti-Semitic fecal freak Elon Musk for his Nazi salute. Reddit users are over Elmo's platform, formerly known as Twitter. The Handmaid's Tale inspired Trump administration will assign faith directors for each cabinet position. Evangelical squirt pile Kat Kerr blathered about crap load of texts she's received from the Trumps. Nazis, AKA Christian Nationalists, misuse history to support their loony backwoods rightwing agenda, duh. An Indonesian influencer had his private parts bitten by a snake not named Don Jr.

Cue GOP squeals, as Biden declared the equal rights amendment the law of the land. There was a TikTok ban. A Space X rocket accidentally exploded causing planes to be rerouted. Shitler's dumb inauguration was moved indoors for the weather, maybe. Country singer and Trumpkin bootlicker Billy Ray Cyrus will perform at Diaper Don's coronation. The ousted GOP intel chair in the house is so angry pants over his firing dude won't vote with Repubs. Crappy POTUS elect named has been actors as it's emissary to Hollywood. Turkey-bod Musk admitted he paid for his high score in that video game. Faux-hawk freak Vivek Ramaswamy will run for the governorship of Ohio and won't be part of DOGE. A lunatic evangelical blathered Christians need to a have a stomach for war. Food banks have stocked up because Trump's back in The White House. MAGAT-caster Elijah Schaffer caterwauled people of color aren't Americans. Charlie Kirk and some other load not worth naming said the orange wanker was God's greatest blessing, puke. Fecal star Rosanne Barr was featured in a racist, pro Trump "music" video.

Loonies think space lasers and DEI caused the L.A. fires. A judged cleared the release of Jack Smith's report. A RWNJ blathered non-white immigrants need to feel discomfort. The pizza-gate gunman, the shoulders on which "Q", was shot dead by piggies. Blotch Nazi Bannon caterwauled Facebook Czar Mark  tech-wad Zuckerberg could no longer be trusted the several shirted Nazi enthusiast also pledged to go Medieval on money-grubbing Trumpkin Elon Musk. Furthermore, Elmo certainly paid for his elite ranking on a popular video game and was surely high on ketamine when he crapped all the over the idea of a lunar landing.  Sexual assaulter and Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was over paid for the drivel he spewed for FOX's Saturday morning d-squad. Wang-holster for Shitler, Peter Theil penned a dumb op-ed for the Financial Times no one should have to read.

North Carolina Republicans are literally trying to steal an election because it's a day ending in "y." SCOTUS will force TikTok to sell. Biden deployed the National Guard to fight wildfires. There's a class action against PayPal's online discount finder Honey. Anti-Semitic director and Lethal Weapon actor Mel Gibson blathered about his sequel to Passion of the Christ on Joe Rogan's dumb podcast. Evangelical dandy Kent Christmas caterwauled god will take vengence upon President Biden for awarding the Medal of Freedom to philanthropist George Soros. Pillow Czar and Trumpkin Mike Lindell was ordered to cough up the five million he owes to the person who proved his election fraud evidence wrong.  Years ago, a cosmetics oligarch got in Shitler's about Greenland. In Texas, feral hogs are terrorizing rural towns and we don't mean the politicians.

Creepy zealot Mike Johnson barely won the speakership again. We learned more about the Army veteran who blew himself up in a Tesla Cyber truck at a Trump Vegas hotel. Diddler and former GOP Congressperson Matt Gaetz's debut on OANN was a clinic on how not to do makeup. Cokey Smurf, AKA Don Jr., blathered criticisms upon New Year's Eve guests at Mara Lago where his android sister-in-law Lara butchered another Tom Petty song. Shark Tank oligarch Kevin O'Leary wants Canada to be absorbed by the US. Tooty Rudy Giuliani faced contempt hearing for not turning over assets to the election workers he defamed. Shitler is angry-pants because flags will be at half-mast during his inauguration in honor of President Jimmy Carter. A bizarre Christian scheme named after an obscure Bible reference was launched by evangelical load Lance Wallnaus. Apartheid mouth-breather Elon Musk hasn't been convincing portraying alter ego Adrian Dittmann.

The Matt Gaetz report is out, so Trump will surely offer him another job. Surely in need of new Pampers, the President Elect wants to buy Greenland, take back the Panama Canal and occupy Canada. Surely unrelated to the whole canal thing, Shitler is being sued by Panama for tax evasion. Diaper Don reminded America the human impersonator known as Elon is not the president. A GOP congressperson was secretly admitted to a dementia facility. Lumpy brained Pillow Czar Mike Lindell hid financials behind an uncrackable password protected Quicken account. Alaska Repubs rejected a Trump plan to rename Denali. Self-proclaimed Nazi and North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson, AKA Tiny Soldier, logged into an online meeting using his Nude Africa username. In an effort to convince the anti-Globist mouth-breathers of our planet's shape, thoughtless leaders of the flat Earth movement were flown to Antarctica. Speaking of flat, Lara Trump blathered she didn't want to be the Crab's Senator.

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