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"No Kings On Presidents Day" protests send a huge "FU" to Trump. Tesla Czar Elon Musk blathered the 60 Minutes team should be jailed. Shitler has a plan to squeeze Ukraine for cash. House prices in DC plummeted due to DOGE firing federal employees. A plane ended upside down after a crash in Toronto. Another polar vortex is on the way. Some of the recently released January 6th "tourists" are back in court for other creepy crimes. The Crabs reviewed winners of the BAFTA Awards. Pope Francis is sick despite his close relationship with JEEBUS. Greece has been contending with a continuous earthquake and Alaska braces for a volcanic eruption. "No Kings on Presidents Day" protesters - 2025 Check out CrabDiving radio podcast Monday!
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On this week's episode the Dudes, John and Luke are joined by special guest Sam or as he is known on Twitter, Nostr, and Discord,… The post Meet Jeebus first appeared on Those 3 Dudes Podcast.
Mitch and James discuss Australia's fastest growing towns and cities, house price data for March, the areas where sellers are making profits (and not), McGrath going private and unpacking ‘the deal', and finishing with some disturbing news for cash users around Australia! Get in touch alexf@jlf.com.au | jamesf@jlf.com.au All views and opinions discussed are that of the hosts. They do not endorse reliability or accuracy of their information. Not for commercial use.
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In this episode we tell you everything you need to know about leap day. We find out who the drunkest fans in the NFL are and if you can play football on ice. How to tell if your house is haunted, what's a chizza, taco bell is bringing back a taco, snackle pack, the cadbury bunny bracket and more!
Did Tucker Carlson at least get a reach around from Putin? The special counsel appointed for the Biden classified docs found nothing criminal but the salty language in their purposely inaccurate report didn't reflect that. Trump-hunter Jack Smith may get Aileen Cannon kicked from the case of the secret docs because of her supreme incompetency and her Trump-sucking biases. American football wankers will gamble on this Super Bowl more than ever. A pile of conservative spew blathered a second civil war would be worth it if it turned the nation back to JEEBUS. Flamboyant mega load pastor Greg Locke caterwauled over building regulations being applied to his damaged tent-church. STD tests have been made available in vending machines in the UK. Three junk studies on abortion pills were pulled by their journals but not before being cited in decisions by Federal judges.
Trump is attacking Nikki Haley with the usual racist dog whistles. Governor Haley blathered America has never been a racist country. In the United States, inflation is caused by corporate greed. A grand jury indicted Glengarry Glen Ross star Alec Baldwin for involuntary manslaughter over the fatal shooting on the set of Rust. Montana is trying to make abortion a right for every citizen but the woman haters of the GOP continue to crap on their efforts. A dangerous and unnecessary swim-with-sharks experience was closed after a ten-year-old was bitten. Tooty Rudy Giuliani has been filling his pampers during bankruptcy proceedings, as well as other proceedings. A vile Repub from Oregon caterwauled Muslims and other godless folks are unfit to hold office. The cicadas are coming like you wouldn't believe. Prophetess loon Kat Kerr claimed to get info straight from Don Jr. on the regs. Weasel-faced Eric Trump said his gross fascist father was guided by god. Christian nationalist wanker Bill Cook announced any soul involved in election fraud, but not in the way normal people think of it, will be stuck down by merciful JEEBUS.
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Trump stupidly keeps attacking judges and prosecutors. Man-baby melted down bigly on Truth Social tossing shade at Nancy Pelosi, Jack Smith, and many others. Trumpy judge Allieen Cannon caterwauled over the use of two grand juries in the Trump document case. Shitler complained that water regulations have negatively impacted his creepy orange hair configuration. Don-the-con's ridiculous defamation lawsuit against E.Jean Carroll was dismissed. Mein Pillow wanker Mike Lindell announced yet another cyber symposium with the promise of a plan to get Trump into The White House. The Crabs covered the magnificent Alabama boat brawl where a bunch of lobstered racist rednecks gets their comeuppance for attacking an African American security guard. The Czar of Oklahoma blathered that everyone in his state gaining a personal relationship with JEEBUS would be his only wish.
Trump stiffed an entire Miami Cuban restaurant after pleading not guilty to a crap ton of charges relating to his absconding of top secret docs. The PGA Tour merger is under investigation for breaking antitrust laws. Legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg passed away. Tooty Rudy Giuliani used an email address with a female alias relating to emails about the insurrection. The cabal known as the National Association of Christian Lawmakers has dedicated itself to installing a Christian nationalist government. Golden-voiced hate pastor Shane Vaugh reminded us that Trump is indeed above the law. The Supremes in Iowa struck down a 6 week abortion ban. JEEBUS wanker Kent Christmas begged Christians to die for their creepy causes. Witch-hunter Greg Locke destroyed a dollhouse with a padded baseball bat to make a bizarre point about Christianity. Silver-tongued biblical mouthpiece Kenneth Copeland blathered that our laws should be based on conversations Jesus had with George Washington. The Biden-Burisma scandal is the saddest nothing-burger ever.
The Crabs dissect the entire Trump indictment which includes a detailed review of how the Shitler and his band of MAGAT lug-heads at Mara Lago shuffled around the top-secret documents. The twits even shoved boxes of classified papers in the crapper. Trumpkin Rep from Louisiana reacted to Manbaby's indictment with a call for civil war. Far-right loads hate casters Pete Santilli and Lance Migliaccia fantasized about taking out General Mark Milley and then using the military to arrest President Biden. JEEBUS bot Shane Vaughn blathered something about Christians uniting to reelect the twice impeached and indicted former POTUS to another term in the White House. Homophobic preacher Pat Robertson finally croaked leaving behind a nasty legacy.
This week Gallo is missing! thank Jeebus we got a great stand in W/ Jared from the Evil Mark Show, Feathers and friends, and Editing Sucias are my favorite! we talk about Exes, Strippers, Sports, and getting a blanket! Make sure to follow our social media with the links below and Follow, Subscribe, and Share to help us grow the podcast! Like the audio? Check out the Video on YouTube! Boogie IG: https://www.instagram.com/cementblock_productions/ Gallo IG: https://www.instagram.com/sucias.are.my.favorite/ Jared: https://www.instagram.com/evlmrk/ YouTube: https://youtu.be/RrW_sWmSypA
There was an arrest warrant for Putin and hopefully, Trump gets one soon too. Law enforcement has been preparing for the possible indictment of Shitler. The pandemic was linked to messed up raccoons according to science. Mother's Husband, AKA Mike Pence, didn't apologize for the homophobic jab leveled at Mayor Pete during a press event. Hunter Biden has filed counterclaims against the computer repairman who mishandled his laptop. The conserv-a-loads of Texas announced a fascist takeover of the Houston school system. Christian soldier loons have been waddling to MAGA-mecca, AKA Idaho. Americans have been escaping to Europe for lower costs of living. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell had to take out a massive loan to keep his company afloat. JEEBUS minion Kirk Cameron and his flock of Christian trolls harassed a library board in Tennessee into firing an employee who the TV star claimed discriminated against his Christ-like ways. In a short but violent When Animals Get Pissed segment, a wrongly imprisoned Zebra took the arm of his jailer.
The Biden speech destroyed the GOP and Trump claims he'll give DNA, gross. Blotch Nazi Steve Bannon blasted Governor Sarah Huckabee for not being intellectually capable regarding her response to Biden's State Of the Union address. Alleged rapist and former POTUS Donald Trump accused Ron Desantis, the totalitarian Czar of Florida, of being a groomer. King of Pillows, Mike Lindell, is very perturbed over DeSantis praising the lawyer suing Trump and farter Rudy Guilliani for defamation. The Turkish people are angered over Erdogan's slow response to the massive earthquake that has killed over 20,000 so far. JEEBUS superfan and MAGAT pastor Shane Vaughn blathered, "When you do not support the man that God has ordained for the job, you are a Judas." Conserv-a-wanker Rick Scarborough has an evil plan to take over school boards. Newly elected GOP House member and liar extraordinaire George Santos was charged with writing bad checks to buy dogs.
Kevin McCarthy's very bad day version 3.0. The morons of the Freedom Caucus continued to c-block sad Kevin's attempt to become Speaker of the House. Feckless Shitler attempted to help McCarthy win more votes from House members but failed. The Crabs played clips of a 10-year-old conservative Christian pro-gun, anti-Biden rapper following in the fascist footsteps of his loony Dad. We learned antisemitic orc Mel Gibson is set to direct a sequel to Passion of the Christ and Jim Caviezel, born in 1968, will play JEEBUS again. Marjorie Taylor Greene, AKA Mama Nazi, has been fuming over her fellow GOP congresspeople for not electing loser Kevin McCarthy as Speaker. Sith Lord of the West Kari Lake hasn't given up on the governorship of Arizona even though her opponent has been sworn in. Alleged rapist Donald Trump called for military strikes against drug cartels and yelled at clouds via his crappy social media platform.
It's officially JESUS SEASON on Bibleish, but this week we're bringing back an episode that we both adore for the first time since it launched: our 2019 Christmas extravaganza! In this episode, Lily gives us an eye-opening background on the true Pagan origins of Santa, Christmas, and holiday blood-splashing. We also finish the story of baby Jeebus, follow him into his early adulthood, watch him get yelled at by his mom, and sing you some songs. We hope you enjoy and we'll see you on Christmas Day for our next episode!SUPPORT THE SHOW ONPatreonInstagramFacebookSupport the show
Does Herschel Walker have more career touchdowns or funded abortions? Three right-wing loon extremists were found guilty of attempting to kidnap Governor Whitmer. Crappy SCOTUS Thomas temporarily blocked wanker Lindsey Graham's testimony in the Georgia election fraud trial. Middle Earth Senator Ted Cruz went to Yankee stadium and received boos and all kinds of lovely hate. Antisemitic podcaster Nick Fuentes is still a tremendous fascist. King of all prophets Hank Kunneman blathered an ignorant comparison between Biden and Hitler. Villainous Kent Christmas prayed to JEEBUS asking for Sydney Powell to be made into a bulldozer that will destroy the American judicial system. The LGBTQ community has received threats relating to drag queen story hours. Thugs of the GOP have deployed armed MAGATS to terrorize voters using ballot drop boxes.
Trump Org CFO Weisselberg pleaded guilty and will testify against the company. A judge said the Mar-a-Lago affidavit can be released after redactions. Shitler has been pulling in big bucks from fundraising off the FBI raid on the Winter White House. An evil totalitarian Florida court decided that a teen isn't mature enough to have an abortion. Crackpot antisemitic US Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene blathered that energy from wind turbines won't get our clothes clean or keep the air cool. MSNBC host Alex Wagner interviewed Florida teachers who have attended newly designed training meant to indoctrinate educators with Christian nationalism ideology. An adult judge in the gun-shine state blocked the Florida Governor's dumb Stop Woke Act. Podcaster Joe Rogan is against forced birth. White nationalist wanker Tyler Russell wants the country to go to the right to the infinity degree. A Christian nationalist running for office in Oklahoma said his loony mission is to use his position to spread the word of Jeebus. CrabDiving frequent flyer Louie Gohmert mutters, "Bye Felicia!" to politics after a long run of accomplishing very little as the Rep for the First District of Texas.
Christian Rock. A phenomenon in which the iconically American genre of music is used as a tool for evangelizing, preaching, or otherwise sharing christian religious beliefs. Though christianity had long opposed the "devil music" that was rock and roll, sometime around the late 1960s and early 1970s, former hippies who had turned to Christ discovered that they could use rock music as a means of spreading their gospel. Though many old guard christians considered it abhorrent, and conflicting to their values, christian rock gradually spread among the faithful, and even enjoyed a surge of mainstream commercial success in the 1990s via acts like Creed, Relient K, P.O.D., DC Talk, Jars of Clay, and many more.It's a phenomenon that many millennials and gen Z'ers grew up with, largely through the influence of religious parents or peers. Some embraced religion whole-heartedly through it, but for many among us...we still don't get it.With that level of ill-preparedness in mind, on this episode of Jukebox Zeroes, Lilz and Patrick welcome Ashley Rogers and Shane Smith to the pod. Both return guests had grown up with christian rock as an everpresent force in their youth, and are glad to educate Lilz and Patrick in the ways of excessively earnest guys rocking out for Jeebus. Join them for a round-table discussion of random christian rock songs and artists, to exorcise some long dormant demons of their childhood, and make fun of Doug TenNapel.Seriously, fuck that guy.#werenormalnowLocal Music Feature: The Revenants - "Why Is God A Goddamn Jerk"
March 28, 2022 The party investigates the mysterious digging in Brzara's warehouse. Quotes: I thought you do my laundry No! I've never heard of an eyebrow toupee before If you make me eat poop, I will turn you into a slug. Me too and I don't even know that spell. ZxZk if you kill my rat I'm gonna kill you. You think we should break that thing moving boxes? The crane? No, a crane is a bird. Leave him one pen, but there's no ink in it. It's not actually rum raisin, it's rum and anxiety This don't taste like a chicken or a pea.
Hate-filled American religious zealots are driving a huge increase in atheism. The Governor of Montana dined in Italy to while his constituents drowned. Vince McMahon stepped down from the WWE after news broke the former wrestling CEO involved in a sexual assault scandal involving hush money. Beto has gained on Abbott in the Texas gubernatorial polls. A House Democrat righteously called for SCOTUS Thomas to resign. A lawmaker in the UK called out his government for illegally pulling out of an agreement related to Brexit. GOP demon John Cornyn was booed after signing a very modest gun control bill. Mexico is preparing for a wave of Americans seeking abortion after Roe is gone. GA senatorial candidate Herschel Walker told sleepy Ben Carson celebrities should stop telling us not to do things. Wee Kenneth Copeland wrongly reminded us vitamin C was a COVID cure and then the god-bot blessed his flock via public airwaves. A JEEBUS freak said childbirth will make you hate gay people. A Trumpist running in South Carolina blathered grooming and indoctrination should be punishable by death. The idiot leader of the Patriot Front complained about his arrest and jailing for attempting to attack a pride event.
Barr called BS on Trump's fraud claims and Ivanka agreed with him. Human cosplayer Jared Kushner said when Trump's lawyers threatened to quit amid the coup he thought they were whining. Man-baby raged over Bill Bart's testimony at the insurrection hearing. The Secretary of State candidate from Cali with supposed magical JEEBUS powers who lost bigly is claiming she actually won. Ginni Thomas, wife of Clarence, was all up in Arizona trying to steal the state for Shitler. Cretins from Texas sued a family for getting their kid hormone therapy. A Florida man mistook a gator for a dog and lost a chunk of leg. Bieber has been suffering from facial paralysis. A Gieco customer caught HPV in her car AB's her insurance covered the medical expense. A three year old survived a bite from a copperhead and a Floridian didn't die after a cottonmouth bite. A sloth bear massacred a couple.
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Nobody Chases Baby Jeebus. It's like a hippie shit themselves. Tits make everything better. This is just a small sample of the highlights that await in Episode 68 of the greatest motorcycling podcast on earth and it's difficult to imagine a good reason why you haven't pressed play already? There's also Borrie's Poem, We Told You So and George's Email. And Rossi's Letter. And the segment music is back. Still reading? FFS, just hit the play button already. Your life will never be the same again. The Following is a Public Service Announcement: None of this – and we mean none of this, including the yelling, the crying, the cussing, the finger-pointing, the nappy-soiling, the bitch-slapping, and gold medal prosciutto-making – would be possible without the support of our brilliant sponsors. We demand and insist you support them because they support us. Don't make us come to your house with pipes and knives and force you to test-ride their bikes and buy their products. We will. We have no morals and jail only scares one of us, but Freido will be deported before he spends any time in Long Bay. Click on the bloody links. Please. Savic Motorcycles (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) – We couldn't be prouder than to have the support of Australia's own high-performance electric motorcycle manufacturer which is set to revolutionise e-motorcycles worldwide, while saving polar bears, low-lying countries, and every tree on earth from climate catastrophe. Won't do much for deserts, but. They're probably gonna stay deserts. If you can't get one of the gorgeous bikes, the least you could do is buy some of the gear – it would be un-Australian of you not to. Honda Australia (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/en) – From the very first superbike, the incredible Honda 750-4, Honda has been synonymous with speed. Racing is in its DNA, and HRC is the team everyone wants to be in. Producing some of the best-engineered bikes on earth, and boasting the services of multiple-world champion, Marc Marquez (now no longer blind, apparently), these are certainly the handlebars you wanna try hanging onto. Made in Germany (https://www.mig.bike/) – For the very finest in riding gear, and the official Australian distributor of Held Biker Fashion – since 1946, Daytona boots, IXS and Pinlock. SC-Project Oceania (https://sc-project.com.au/) – There are no better motorcycle exhausts on this earth. None. The sexiest aural sex-cannons, from the world's largest and finest bike-exhaust manufacturer, can and must be yours. Do it. It is the song of our people. And you must play that song every time you ride. It's in the rules. Suzuki Australia (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) – Creators of truly legendary motorcycle, who also do a great job keeping Mir and Rins off the streets and on the MotoGP racetrack where they belong. If you don't test-ride Suzuki motorcycles at least once a week, you'll never get a pretty girlfriend. Triumph Australia (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) – The Empire awaits your pleasure. Booking a test-ride on any of the glorious English missiles is easier than getting stabbed by a Chelsea soccer hooligan, and until you've ridden a Rocket 3, you have not actually ridden anything. Aprilia Australia (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) – these magnificent bastards build bikes so good, their MotoGP efforts are better than the sweating bastards, The Munted Asparagus and Rev Bomb Vinales, will ever be. Go ride one of its masterpieces. Do it this weekend. Moto Guzzi Australia (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/) – As Italian as espresso, and as rewarding and fun to ride as that stolen horse you knocked off so you can pay the Sicilian bloke with the pretty daughter not to kill you. Every person has to own a Moto Guzzi once in their life. Harley-Davidson Australia (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) – The world's oldest, toughest, and most iconic marque has re-vamped, re-charged, and re-energised itself with a new engine and new models, which you just have to ride to believe. The legendary bikes are still there (No, Slim, they stopped making Knuckles a while back), but Harley is carving a whole new chapter in its storied history with the Pan America and the Sportster S. Ride and believe.
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In This Sniffly, Sneezy, Cough-y, Achey, Stuffed Up Episode, We Talk About: Black & LGBTQ Moments in History; An Historic Statement from President Biden to LGBTQ Americans; Can you sue a school district for telling your black child he's black?; F*ck John Mulaney, Dave Chappelle AND Bill Maher; SNL left us with questions...and more! -- Please Subscribe and Give Us A Review (5 stars or more, preferably!) SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/fullcirclethepod VISIT OUR LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/fullcirclethepod PROMO: Beyond The Rainbow Podcast - https://beyondtherainbowpodcast.com/ Download and use Newsly for free TODAY from www.newsly.me and use promo code FULLC1RCLE to receive a FREE 1-month premium subscription. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/full-circle-podcast8/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/full-circle-podcast8/support
Pence was afraid of getting black-vanned out of DC on January 6th. DeSantis might not be able to kill Disney. The Euro wind industry has been smacked with hack attacks. One in five species of reptiles may become extinct due to climate change including cobras. Dumb MAGATS said dumb crap at a dumb Trump rally. Vlad said he may nuke the west. The US and Russia exchanged some prisoners. JEEBUS load Shane Vaughn reminded us god chose Shitler. A Repub running for office was busted beating his wife. Horrific legislator Marjorie Taylor Greene said the Catholic Church is being run by Satan and pedos. Conservative doofus Louie Gohmert bizarrely defended insurrectionist-curious SCOTUS Clarence Thomas.
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Today we've got Clayton, Jesse, Archie, and Delano heading on out to good old Ruff and Puff once again. Smartsville decides to get a little topical and we discuss the "slap heard round the world" that occurred at the Oscars. Jesse brings up the time they were at a party where a massive fight broke out in the driveway that kind of felt like some kind of chaotic battle. The gang also thinks back on a good friend they lovingly referred to as bear and some of the wild times we all had with him. Archie, Delano, and Clayton all tell stories involving Bridgeport, the river, and the no glass rules. Shout out to a certain special ranger (whose name will remain hidden) for being such a top-notch do-gooder. Jesse quickly runs through an interaction he had with a rather cool officer who caught him red-handed in a pretty obvious lie, and let him off with a fair warning. Dlo then explains the time a cop was giving him a hard time outside of the bowling alley past curfew. Out of nowhere Archie also brings up the Santa Barbara story which sticks in everybody's mind who was on that trip. This then leads to Delano and Archie explaining their trip to Colorado and the very special gift they brought back to Dizzle. This is a great time with the Penn valley crew sparking up Old joints and going into the way back machine. Shout out Seal's Kiss By A Rose. Welcome To Smartsville! -We are on most major podcast apps -Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, Amazon Music and Spotify! -Contact us : Email: smartsvillepodcast@gmail.com Click to Visit Feed (smartsville.podbean.com) - Matt's IG (molehill_matt)
Tucker Carlson wants FOX colleagues to stop countering Putin's lies with facts. The U.S. and allies pulled Russia's most favored nation status. Actor Jussie Smollett got 150 days plus a pile of cash for faking hate crimes in the Windy City. Xenophobic pedo eighties rocker Ted Nugent endorsed ridiculous TV Dr. Oz for whatever office the charlatan is running for in Pennsylvania. Prolifically ignorant Vito Barbieri questioned a Satanist about blood sacrifice during a forced birth hearing. The Crabs also reviewed Vito's most famous gaffe involving a tremendous misunderstanding of inside fun parts. Brit fascist Nigel Farage defended Russian oligarchs saying their assets from ill gotten gains shouldn't be seized. In Oregon, a snowflake GOP resigned his office over wickedness in his own party. Old white loads legislating vaginas don't understand ectopic pregnancies. A gaggle of spring breakers from MIT OD'd on fentanyl laced blow. Don Jr. portrays the role of a Jedi level coke head whilst explaining how his father played Putin like a fiddle. A hateful evangelical wanker said gay bashing was cool with Jeebus. Finally a prophet blathered something about Putin and George Soros.
Shhhh baby Jesus is *still* sleeping! This VERY special episode comes to you by way of the year 2018. It is our very first Christmas episode, and we love it with all our hearts. This is the story of baby Jeebus, his mom, his dad (God), Elizabeth (WHO?!) and an announcement from us about the Christmas Double Feature you're about to get this month.Good tidings to you, dear listeners. Wherever you are. Happy Jeebus season! See you again next week! Away In A Manger by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0. Artist: http://audionautix.com/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/bibleishpodcast)
Thanks to climate change deniers we may be totally boned. Democrats have entered into a budge reconciliation resolution which should lead to a bigly stimulus package. One of Cuomo's victim accused the Governor of criminal activity. Lunatic Pastor Greg Locke claimed Tennessee plans to imprison the unvaccinated in camps. Right-wing a-hole extraordinaire Pete Santilli said folks are regretting getting the jab because they're worried about the activation of energized graphene oxide via 5G tech. JEEBUS mogul Rick Wiles announced a deal between himself, a Christian music app, Carrie Underwood, and a creepy confederation of straight white Christian penis swingers. A whacko preacher proclaimed "you don't have to wear the mask, you got Jesus. You don't need the vaccine, you got Jesus" to his dumb flock of waddlers. Trump-sucker Mike Lindell continued to sound bonkers promoting his silly cyber symposium where the case will be made Shitler did indeed win the election because of Qanon or something. A particularly dull Karen complained to her African American neighbor about her flag with the Winnie the Pooh character planted in the front yard.
Biden hopes covidiots will get jabbed for a hundred bucks. Covid cases hit a record high in Tokyo testing the resilience of the Olympic bubble. The variant has been surging in the south. A Florida county called for a mask mandate for schools despite caterwauling from the state's stupid governor. The Capitol Police said they'd arrest anyone defying the mandate in The House. There was a huge earthquake 65 miles off the coast of Alaska. New Zealand has been rated the best place to survive a global societal collapse. Iranian hackers breached defense contractors by setting honey traps which include a fake aerobic instructor from Liverpool. Nazi legislator Marjorie Taylor Greene called for MAGATs to shoot anyone offering the coronavirus vaccine. The Trump team endorsed a candidate who ended up losing but Shitler still declared this a win. Evangelical tyrant Michele Bachmann blathered lies about insurrectionists claiming they were ANTIFA disguised in MAGA hats. JEEBUS sucker Gordon Klingenschmitt advertised gold coins with man-baby's likeness on a side for $45. Religious wanker Rick Wiles blamed the vaccinated for spreading COVID because he's a moron.
High-temperature records all over and Republicans still DGAF. Scientists have been trying to figure out how we survive extreme heat. GOP lawmakers have been figuratively sucking upon Manchin and Sinema for their continued grotesque support of the racist filibuster. Fascist Tucker Carlson blathered something about jailed insurrectionists being political prisoners. Billionaire Branson has set a date to go to space. The West Nile Virus is all over the place. Profit loon Hank Kunneman called on JEEBUS to silence profit haters. The best is not yet to come for Guilfoyle's relationship with 45. A baseball player is suing his pastor, who also happens to be his marriage counselor, for banging his wife. Shitler's CFO was fired as the director of the Trump golf course in Scotland. Ark Encounter creator Ken Hamm said he's creating a theme park around a replica of the Tower of Babel. A coronavirus outbreak at a church summer camp lead to 125 positive cases. Christianity is doomed according to studies covered in today's podcast.
Jeebus...Have you seen the HellFest 2022 Line-up? To say it's a doozy might be the understatement of the century. Seriously, go look at it...it's every band ever so if they can pull it off, it may go down as the most legendary festival line up of all time. We also discuss more tracks from the DC Dark Knights Death Metal project, Sony music releasing artist from unfavorable royalty contracts and in a quick tangent, Jason wonders how much Olivia Munn has spent to erase her ethnicity. Also in our "Found Drugs" segment, British Royal Marines are arrested for smuggling coke in lego boxes that ended up a gift for what had to be the most off-the-hook kids birthday party ever and Thoryn gives his recommendations for new sci-fi reading. Go to Hell...Fest.
Trump cult knives are coming out for Liz Cheney. The White House responded to the Colonial Pipeline hack with an emergency order. We learned Jared Kushner didn't bring peace to the Middle East. JEEBUS baller Tim Tebow got a one-year deal with the Jaguars meanwhile Colin Kaepernick remains on the sidelines without a team. The FDA cleared the vaccine for 12 to 15-year-olds. Florida's coronavirus variant cases have been soaring. Also in Florida, there was a horrifically crazy, violent antisemitic hate rally at the Holocaust Center near Orlando. Bill Gates used to toss stripper pool parties and later on, chilled with the late convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow went nuts on designer whiskey and bread during the quarantine. Governor Newsom announced a huge budget surplus and more stimulus money. A dude who stormed the Capitol claimed "Foxmania" made him commit sedition. Former Infowarrior Deanna Lorraine appeared on a crappy, simpleton podcast where she compared her vile anti-mask activism to the plight of Jewish people during the Holocaust.
Trump may be jealous of Bolsonaro's disastrous COVID-19 response in Brazil. There was a mass shooting at a FedEx facility. Biden hasn't lifted Trump's refugee cap yet. The science-denying Governor of one of the Dakotas pledged to accept zero illegal immigrants. A Christo-wanker said god will destroy the US to save it from the Dems. Right-wing dirt-bag Stew Peters said we need more alpha-cops with warrior psyches. Arkansas Senate passed a day of prayers for students. A pastor/ lawmaker resigned over sex abuse claims in Missouri. We learned if you include "a Florida man" in most parts of The Bible, the laborious screed reads better. Jeebus creep Jerry Falwell Jr. is being sued by Liberty University for ten million bucks. A mid a deadly coronavirus pandemic, Brazil opts to build yet another massive Jesus. The Governor of West Virginia could have started an outbreak of HIV by ending a needle exchange program. UBI champion Andrew Yang leads in the New York mayoral race.
EPIC Easter NBA weekend Winners & Losers show for today: Jrue Holiday got a BIG extension, Joel Embiid came back, Isaiah Thomas joins the Pelicans, KD is meant to return to the Nets lineup this week, BUT most importantly: the Space Jam 2: A New Legacy trailer came out... and like Jeebus himself, our one true King, Matthew Dellavedova aka KING DELLY, First of His Name, Smasher of Tins, came back! HE HAS ARISEN! SO! In addition to a MEGA WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS, we've got a HEAP to cover in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS ... with the unlucky Spurs, the Mvas righting the ship, what's up with all the blow outs? -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!! Also... cos it's Monday, a D**KHEAD OF THE WEEKEND! There's also YEAH NAHs -- including if Jrue Holiday is worth the MEGA extension he got, will Isaiah Thomas help the Pelicans & more -- an Unpopular Opinion of the Day & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take... plus an ANDREW GAZE GREY MAMBA AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE!! As always, there's a pick & preview for the all the games tomorrow! We're still doing OK with the picks at the moment! SO go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! And we close out with a new DELLY REVIEW of MEAN GIRLS! Sweet! Righto! SMASH US ON Facebook.com/NBASTRAYA -- AND on twitter.com/NBAstraya -- NBAstraya.com ... and if you wanna buy a NBA Straya t-shirt or hoody - SMASH THIS NEW MERCH LINK!!!! the NICKNAME Tees are still on sale now too!!!! ALSO! we launched our raffle with WE ARE... so go give it a peep! We've got some great prizes up for grabs! Also: support our advertisers: Use the code STRAYA at TheDailyLiquor.com for a free 6-pack! Get smart & get 20% off at KNOWABLE with the code STRAYA Love ya guts ledges!!
Most people are calling for gun control measures following yet another massacre. Senator Wanker, AKA stupid John Kennedy from Louisiana, downplayed the role guns play in mass shootings. Moronic legislator and prominent GOP Tom Cotton blamed the shooting at the grocery store on the Black Lives Matter movement because he is a very racist person. The CDC asked America to continue rocking the mask because of the variants of the virus up in this country. Pfizer started human trials for a pill to treat the virus. Pillow Yank Lord Mike Lindell sputtered something about the release of a new stop-the-steal doc and JEEBUS. The cash-whores of the NRA have attempted to use the hashtag "stop Asian hate" to sell more guns. A study showed people are more satisfied with Biden than orange chunk Nazi. Roger Stone and Shitler sycophant Matt Gaetz permitted pretend man-son Nestor but an abbreviated spring break due to coronavirus. Sharks are now considered the savor of the underwater portion of our ecosystem.
Biden signed the COVID-19 relief bill as GOP clowns squeal about the deficit. Colorado announced they're relaxing coronavirus restrictions at nursing homes. A nasty fecal bacteria has poisoned beaches in Northern Cali but the state government is keeping it on the DL. Representative Q-puke Marjorie Taylor Greene complained about getting justified shade over antivaxxer views. Horrific RWNJ podcaster Josh Bernstein declared that anyone forcing him to get a coronavirus vaccine will receive an injection of lead. The My Pillow traitor announced on Nazi Steve Bannon's podcast he was launching a groundbreaking social media platform for MAGATS. Conservative states have drafted anti-equality laws attacking transgender athletes. Life in Missippi's capital city continued despite the absence of safe drinking water. Florida is the most dangerous state in which to walk. The former creepy frontman of "Damn Yankees" and current NRA board member Ted Nugent muttered something insanely stupid about going to war if Biden tries to take his pea shooters. Alleged Lolita Express passenger and GOP talking head Geraldo Rivera said he wouldn't run for an Ohio Senate seat. Actor Matthew McConaughey said he was blazing over whether to run for the Governorship of Texas. A Republican Skeksis in Florida proclaimed he was against gun control cuz JEEBUS.
Ron DeSantis will try to convince 2024 voters he doesn't suck. A doctor from Johns Hopkins said COVID-19 will be mostly gone by April of this year. Faux News anchor Bill Hemmer warned cancel culture might come for Bible characters next. "Democratic" Senator Manchin said he was a "no" vote for Neera Tandem's cabinet nomination. Conserv-a-jerk Lauren Boebert blathered ignorant crap about the Constitution via Twitter. An adult judge suspended a forced-birth law in South Carolina. MAGAT life coach Brenden Dilley offered cruel and insane advice to a dude who gave his girlfriend coronavirus. Former Trumpkin attorney Lin Wood announced he would never accept Biden as POTUS. JEEBUS wanker Josh Bernstein moronically proclaimed cold-dead Rush Limbaugh to be as significant to America as George Washington and George Patton. A sky-god prophetess earned lunacy badges from CrabDiving by claiming she was guarded by 150-foot angels. The biblical warlock also suggested missiles shoot from our mouths during prayer that blow-up Satan. Coach Dave blamed weather manipulation machines for the deadly deep freeze in Texas. A preacher wrongly predicted Rush would be cancer, womp-womp. Finally, on Faithless Friday, the Crabs learned Kim and Kanye are splitting up.
It’s another action-packed episode of the Keepers Of The Fringe podcast! Can you feel the excitement brewing? Can you smell the adrenaline pumping? Actually…that smell might be the Keepers now that I think about it… Topics discussed in this episode include: There will be no K-2SO in the Cassian Andor series on Disney+…at least, not […]
The Trump cabal tried to cripple the CDC's coronavirus response. A new strain of COVID-19 showed up in Denmark, The Netherlands, and Australia. A megachurch pastor did some mega spreading and not in a fun way. While America battles the virus, the White House fought to get corporatist thugs a 100% tax break on three-martini lunches. Trumpist Newsmax "journalist" John Tabacco walked back lies he spewed about Smartmatic and Dominion voting machines. The demonically insane Shitler campaign asked SCOTUS to overturn three rulings regarding Pennsylvania mail-in ballots. Less self-destructive racist GOP loads have been trying to convince their loonier colleagues to not challenge the electoral college vote in the Senate. JEEBUS wanker EW Jackson blathered voting for the Democrats in the special Georgia Senatorial Election was like spitting in Jesus's face. A Robert E. Lee statue was removed from the U.S. capitol. President Pampers signed a bizarre executive order mandating that all construction on public lands be beautiful. A giant shark killed a surfer in Hawaii. A Florida man walked home after a near-fatal shark attack. In other Florida news, the gun-shine-state is awash in killer pythons. Elite level bigoted a-hole Tucker Carlson moronically complained about the distribution of the vaccine caterwauling something stupid about eugenics and how the distribution of the shot was actually an effort to end white people.
It started out as a two-topic show. It was a runaway train dragging us from topic to topic. I mean, these tangents had tangents. Jeebus take the wheel on this one: big-game-hunting CEOs, Christmas music as all Hallow's Eve turns to dawn, and a near water-spewing moment. Toot toot! All aboard Join the tangent express! Map it out, G & E
Christmas lies are getting' EXPOSED. Ok, sort of. For our final Bibleish episode of 2018 we bring you the story of baby Jeebus, his mom, his dad (God), Elizabeth (WHO?!) and a few Christmas carols made by yours truly. Enjoy, friends. Let the spirit of Yule-mas be upon you. REMINDER: Bibleish will be on a brief hiatus this January to formulate, calculate, calibrate,and relaxerate. We'll see you in February for a new season with lots to announce! Contact: bibleishpodcast@gmail.comLike us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bibleishpodcastFollow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/bibleishpodcastSupport the showSUPPORT THE SHOW ONPatreonInstagramFacebook
REPOST OCTOBER 15, 2018: Bill Frost (SLUGMag.com & X96 Radio From Hell), Tommy Milagro (a study hall near you) and special guest star Rebecca Frost (Big Shiny Robot) talk Harvey Birdman: Attorney General and 12 Oz. Mouse: Invictus, Veronica Mars' Hulu reboot, RIP Iron Fist, Daredevil: Season 3, fuck God Friended Me (again), nobody watched The Alec Baldwin Show, Fall TV 2018 Death Watch: I Feel Bad, DC TV app (Titans, Pennyworth), Arrow, Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors, Doctor Who, Haunting of Hill House, Big Mouth, The Conners: DOA?, The Rookie: WTF?, Rasslin' News, Creeped Out, A Star Is Born and What to Watch Harder (History of Horror, Arrow, Charmed, Mayans MC, Wynonna Earp, Van Helsing, Z Nation, The Flash, The Gifted, The Good Place, Superstore, Riverdale, The Purge, Haunting of Hill House, Big Mouth, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, American Horror Story: Apocalypse, Loudermilk, American Vandal and Daredevil). Drinking: Sneaky Petes a.k.a. Lara Jones Incidents made with Underground Herbal Spirit from OFFICIAL TV Tan sponsor Ogden's Own Distillery.