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A weekly podcast from fans of 'The Bachelor' and related shows. Hosted by Si & Veronica, each week we discuss Bachelor related news, dating, relationships, life, pop culture, music and more! Subscribe and join the 'Future Bachelor' family!

Si & Veronica


    • Jun 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 8m AVG DURATION
    • 221 EPISODES

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    Episode 220 | “Get Off the Pot”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 63:02

    Si & Veronica are waking up for episode 220! Nayte took to instagram to clear up any cheating rumors and admits to how people could get a fuckboy vibe from him but that is truly not the case. Elizabeth Corrigan from Clayton's season (and the other half of Shrimpgate) came out as bisexual this past weekend with Pride. Caelynn Miller Keyes went on Dean's podcast to clapback about some comments around how he hasn't given her a ring yet. Do you think his argument of how she has more money and should get him a truck first holds any weight? The Bachelor franchise is no stranger to whitewashing and racism, but this time it might've held Pardeep back from the beach. We want more brown folks on the beach! Pilot Pete almost had his own flight to the beach but said that contract disagreements held him back. Sure, Jan… (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 29m:48s) The BET Awards were this past weekend (all four hours of them) and we got some great performances from Chloe and Brandy and some not so great ones from Giveon. The Sanderson sisters will be returning to spook up your screens this fall with a Hocus Pocus sequel. First Cardi B had Kylie in her “WAP” music video and now she's going to the other side of the house to have Ye on her new track, “Hot Shit,” that is out this Friday! Vee went “Yikes!” to the more troubling news surrounding Ezra Miller and their seemingly unknown whereabouts. Do they have just a groomed teen with them or potentially a mom and some young kids too? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Wake Up" by SHASHI, Brodie Jaymz  -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 219 | “Lay Harlow”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 49:41

    Si & Veronica are feeling numb for episode 219! Two big breakups with former Bachelorettes this week. First, Michelle and Nayte shared they will be going their separate ways… but will they be able to keep the house money they were gifted or does it go back to ABC like their ring will go back to Neil Lane. Then, Katie Thurston and John Hersey also shared very different IG story statements on them being split. In happier news, Tia and her fiance, Taylor Mock, are expecting a baby! Tayshia's ex, Zac Clark, came to her rescue when some haters were trying to troll her for bikini pics. Let our girl live!! Nick Viall confirmed what some cruise tracking sites already been knew… the Bachelorettes will be spending part of their season on a cruise ship. Will it give luxury or Suite Life: On Deck?  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 25m:42s) Drake tried his hand at a house music album in honor of Virgil Abloh… but Beyonce might've out done him with the release of her new single featuring Queen of Bounce, Big Freedia. It doesn't help that Drake featured cheating king, Tristan Thompson, in his newest video. HBO wants more Jon Snow and is in development for a spin-off around him. Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are split on how they view their 18-year-old daughter Sami starting an OnlyFans. Vee went “Yikes!” and got an irreversible ick for Jack Harlow posting a TikTok of him whining a cringy new Drake lyric. Contextually cute no more! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Gotta Move On" by Diddy, Bryson Tiller -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 218 | “It's Just Men”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 66:59

    Si & Veronica are piggybacking left and right for ep. 218! Bachelor Nation has some new couples with folks outside of the franchise. Ivan Hall reconnected with his old college boo and Dale Moss is with interior design influencer Galey Alix. Bachelor in Paradise is officially filming and people spotted an infamous cast member making her way back to the beach… Lace! Will love work out for her this time? The cast of guys for Rachel and Gabby have been released and only time will tell who will be the villain, the next bachelor, and the hottie!  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 26m:51s) Britney Spears is officially married AND secured a prenup. Sad news for the couple, but good news for these co-hosts who are ready to be shoulders to cry on for Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey as they have split after a little over a year. Was their relationship all real, though? Julia Garner has been offered the coveted starring role in the Madonna biopic (someone please tell us how to pronounce that word). Justin Bieber has been diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt Syndrome that is leaving half his face paralyzed. In celebration of Pride month, Rebel Wilson came out AND went IG official with her gf. Vee went “Yikes!” to the ever evolving conversation around slurs and offensive language with Lizzo's “spaz” lyric falling prey to a rewrite after controversy. Vee also went “Yikes!” to the continued uproar over Marilyn's dress being worn by Kim K now that photos reveal that there was some damage. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "GOOD TIMES" by Jungle -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 217 | “Dump Era”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 44:31

    Si & Veronica are in these streets for episode 217! Becca Kufrin really did the damn thing and took her proposal into her own hands… literally. She proposed to Thomas and hopefully the third time's really the charm! As we anxiously await to see who will step on the beach, rumors are swirling around some controversial male cast members. Greg Grippo has unfollowed his supposed French model gf, Blake Moynes is opposed to showing up fashionably late, and Pilot Pete is being promoted as a good choice by his Bach Nation buddies. Michelle was seen without her ring but her and Nayte are doing fine… but something she is leaving is the teaching world. (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 24m:01s) After some excruciating weeks of trials, the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp case reached a verdict with the jury siding with Johnny. Justin Timberblake made over $100 million by selling his entire music catalog. Is it worth more than that though? Drake is Haim's biggest fan… and potential collaborator? RIP to Ray Liotta. Congrats to Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff for having the least cringy engagement announcement! Vee went “Yikes!” to the leaked stills from an upcoming Winnie The Pooh horror film. “Oh bother” is right!  Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Thinking Bout You" by rei brown, Joji -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 216 | “Bach Beef”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 55:04

    Si & Veronica are dealing with medium rare beef and glizzies galore for episode 216! We got a kind of corny new trailer for Rachel and Gabby's season that included Mean Girls references. Do you think having two Bachelorettes is too much? Australian Bachelor said “Hold my beer” and will have a season of not one, not two, but THREE Bachelor leads. Corinne hinted that she will be coming back to reality TV sooner rather than later, but does that mean she might be hitting the beach in Mexico? Some beef is brewing between Blake Hortsmann and Natasha Parker after he made some comments about the conflict of interest of having hosts of Bachelor Nation network podcasts on the BIP beach and getting “pity roses.” Should they not allow folks who are already on the Bachelor payroll to come to Paradise?  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 24m:24s) Rihanna and A$AP welcomed a baby boy this past week and might be making moves to Barbados. Kravis had their third wedding in Portofino, Italy and it was sponsored by Dolce & Gabbana. MTV is bringing the “Shore” to landlocked Atlanta with their new spin-off based in Buckhead set for release next year. After jumping the shark about four seasons ago, Riverdale will finally be kaput. SNL lost some big names with this season's finale and we will have to see how the newer cast members will fill the shoes of Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Kyle Mooney, and Pete Davidson. In the world of unfollows and avoidant behavior, Migos might be heading for a breakup. Vee went “Yikes!” to Halsey not being able to release a single unless the audio went viral on TikTok first. Is TikTok officially the new radio and music success marker? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Paprika" by Japanese Breakfast -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 215 | “Random Civilians”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 40:29

    Si & Veronica are back to the Future Bachelor for episode 215! Paradise will be coming back this fall when we are missing the sweet sunshine. Jesse Palmer will be the host and Wells Adams will be back as the bartender/therapist. Tayshia is out here trying to have a hot girl summer but everyone is shipping her with former contestants, like Dale Moss, or fellow reality stars, like Austen Kroll of Southern Charm. Mari is back on the pageant circuit but is also talking about the stigma surrounding pageants. Bachelor Nation royalty JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers finally tied the knot this past week with some star-studded guests.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 18m:29s) It was a big week for reality star weddings with Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules, Hannah Berner of Summer House, and Kravis all getting married. Sports Illustrated is back with its illustrious Swimsuit Issue and the cover stars don't disappoint. Kim Kardashian, Maye Musk (Elon's mom), Yumi Nu, and Ciara will grace the covers this year. In sad news, Britney Spears and her fiance Sam suffered a miscarriage this past week. The BBMAs were this past weekend with Drake, Olivia Rodrigo, BTS, and Doja Cat racking up the awards. Vee went “Yikes!” to Megan Thee Stallion's off-the-wall “date,” Cara Delevingne and her many strange faces and behaviors. We are guessing that Cara had more in her system than just good vibes… Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "die in california" by Machine Gun Kelly, Gunna, Young Thug, Landon Barker -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 214 | “Look at Us”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 42:48

    Si & Veronica are off to the races for episode 214! Bachelor Nation is crossing over into Kardashian territory. Scott Disick was seen leaving a Miami nightclub with “mystery blonde woman” that is no mystery to fans of Nick Viall's season… it was everyone's fave nanny-having villain, Corinne. Definitely more age appropriate for Scott. Rumors are swirling around which Bach Nation fave might be dating “lesbian Jesus” in light of Hayley Kiyoko's promos for her Bachelorette-themed music video. Her and Becca Tilley have been very close for years, so could this be them revealing something more? Insta story breadcrumbs have people questioning if Riley and Maurissa are trying to rekindle but it seems unlikely. (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 16m:14s) Deep fake might be the new music video trend with Kendrick Lamar's newest joint and something from Ye as well. The only fake that A$AP Rocky might be doing is a fake wedding in his latest music video. Post Malone is expecting a baby with his gf and is excited to be Post Daddy. Ray J revealed this past week something we all knew to be true about the sex tape being a business deal with Kris Jenner and Kim. Selling Sunset dropped some bombs with Chrishell's relationship status and Heather might be dropkicking her husband's ex-wife. Vee went “Yikes!” to the huge RICO Act indictment involving Young Thug and Gunna. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Churchill Downs" by Jack Harlow, Drake -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 213 | “Size Matters”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 52:16

    Si & Veronica are feeling glamorous for episode 213! Dale is going to be reappearing on the small screen for what is probably the first time since the Bachelorette with an extremely cheesy “straight to the far corners of streaming” rom com titled “Love, Game, Match”. The trailer practically spoils the whole movie, so will you be finding it when it comes out later this year? This past weekend is infamous in Bachelor Nation lore as it was Stagecoach. Blake Horstmann has had his redemption arc with a DJ set at the festival that included his “Love Is Blind” girlfriend.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 18m:23s) The Met Gala made news this past week for how many people did not understand the dress code and how the SCOTUS Roe v. Wade leak seemingly did. Blake Lively stunned as a co-chair and Kim K brought the controversy with Marilyn Monroe's famous “Happy Birthday Mr. President” dress. Travis Scott is quietly making his way back to the stage with headlining Primavera Sound music festival. Our Laguna Beach fave couple is all grown up and ready to spill the tea in the new rewatch podcast, “Back to the Beach with Kristin and Stephen”. Drake knows it goes down in the DMs when it comes to dealing with some trolls. Vee went “Yikes!” to Olivia Wilde being served custody papers when on stage at CinemaCon. She also went “Yikes!” to Dave Chappelle's recent attack when he was leaving the stage at a comedy festival. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "WAIT FOR U" by Future, Tems, Drake -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 212 | “After the Contract”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 59:28

    Si & Veronica are feeling better for episode 212! Susie and Clayton have finally made it to Virginia (which is for lovers)! We talk at length about how Bach Nation contestants are circling back to the trend of having books like many “pre-influencer” contestants and leads did. With contracts ending, more and more contestants are taking to podcasts and IG Live to do AMAs on their experience on the franchise. Chelsea Vaughn from Matt James' season saved her Live and spilled the tea on if she was in her feelings at all on BIP and how her and Rachael Kirkconnell stayed friends through her scandal.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 26m:02s) Last weekend concluded Coachella, which means your feeds shouldn't be filled with girls in crochet bikinis in the desert anymore. Harry Styles brought out pal Lizzo for the second weekend set and Billie Eilish brought out her (and Vee's) idol, Hayley Williams. Elon Musk officially has bought twitter for $44 million. CinemaCon revealed that Bad Bunny will star in a Spider-Man movie as El Muerto. It's Barbie's world and we are just living in it… or we will be when the movie drops next year as more sneak peeks of Margot Robbie in the titular role have been released. How will Greta Gerwig make America's favorite doll her own? Kim Kardashian finally admitted to photoshopping True's face over Stormi's, which just goes to show the meticulous posting nature of the Kardashian-Jenners. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial as a whole, as well as to Mike Tyson being antagonized to the point of punching a fellow plane passenger. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "2step" by Ed Sheeran, Lil Baby -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 211 | “Don't Trust a Pilot”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 40:29

    Si & Veronica are here for a good time not a long time for this shortie episode 211! This past weekend was the Influencer Olympics aka Revolve Festival and Coachella. Many Bach Nation couples and singles made their appearance at Coachella weekend 1 and several were on contract with Revolve Festival. Many influencers have remarked on the poor shuttle and fest conditions with Revolve so we shall see if the likes of Hannah G. still hawk their clothing after this week. Matt James took part in a very different competition this past week with his PR at the Boston Marathon. (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 18m:40s) Besides all the influencers trying to bust a lewk, Coachella had some fun surprise guests on-stage with Harry Styles and Olivia O'Brien, respectively. The man who sold Mac Miller fentanyl-laced drugs that caused his accidental overdose will spend over a decade behind bars. Kid Cudi is sticking to his beef with Ye and clarified that his song on Pusha T's upcoming album is the last song he will be on with Ye and was made prior to the dissolution of their friendship. Kendrick Lamar is making a comeback with his new album dropping May 13. Elon Musk has jumped from buying shares in Twitter to now trying to buy the whole thing. Vee went “Yikes!” to A$AP Rocky doing everything in his power to make Rihanna look bad with cheating rumors and then being arrested for being linked to a shooting that took place last fall. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Let Me Down Easy (Lie)" by Why Don't We -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 210 | “Bring the Drama”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 68:21

    Si & Veronica are having all the milkshakes brought to their yard with SPECIAL GUEST Kelly Johns for episode 210! Kelly and her husband, Bryan, recounted their night at Bachelor Live On-Stage in which Kelly was actually live and on-stage competing for Rodney's “love”! She brought the ~scandal~ by admitting that she is indeed married, but won the crowd and Rodney over with her impeccable lip syncing and dance moves. Kelly has some thoughts on the clout chasing Shasha of Clayton cheating scandal fame and she was also only 20 feet away from Tia Booth's engagement! But, will Bryan become a Bachelor fan now that he's made his debut on a Bachelor podcast and was adjacent to a star at the live show?  Follow Kelly for more Bachelor Nation and reality show content on Instagram: @kelljohns, Twitter: @KellyMJohns, and YouTube: Kelly Johns Official (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 35m:34s) Lots of news in pop culture love and loss this week. First for the lovebirds… Avril Lavigne and Mod Sun and then Bennifer celebrated equally cheesy engagements. This isn't the first rodeo for either bride-to-be. Ali Wong and her husband Justin Hakuta are splitting up after 8 years of marriage. Did her most recent special take it too far? First comes the end of a conservatorship, next comes a baby in a baby carriage for Britney Spears! RIP to Gilbert Gottfried. Vee went “Yikes!” to what has been called an “honest mistake” by Nickelodeon with them not inviting JoJo Siwa (who was nominated) to the Kids' Choice Awards. Is it because she's been more outspoken on her LGBTQ identity? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "First Class" by Jack Harlow -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 209 | “Nice & Hot”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 51:54

    Si & Veronica are getting steamy (well the subjects of the show are) for episode 209! Kristin Cavallari made a good choice in casting Tyler Cameron for her clothing photoshoot… and potentially she casted him as her next boo. Blake (or as we call him, Balockaye) Horstmann and Giannina from Love Is Blind season 1 have made their relationship IG official. People are already having hushed convos about if they go to the beaches of Mexico and who they would want to see there. Teddi and Andrew might be a match made in Paradise… if they make it there.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 16m:41s) (SORRY FOR THE BUZZ THIS WEEK) The Slap ™ that we can't escape will hopefully die down now that Will Smith has resigned from the Academy and they are doing a deeper dive into sanctions moving forward. The Grammys were held this past weekend and Olivia Rodrigo was the darling with her three wins. In other music news, our favorite white boys, Jack Harlow and Harry Styles, have us salivating over their new music, even when it is just a snippet! If you loved the Marcel the Shell shorts from YouTube, then you will swoon over the trailer that dropped for the A24 full-length film about our favorite talking shell. Kravis had their own Vegas wedding after the Grammys, but for Kris's cut's sake, it doesn't seem to be legitimate. Vee went “Yikes!” to Tory Lanez continuing to breach the protective order surrounding his case with Megan Thee Stallion by keeping her name in his mouth and tweets. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "As It Was" by Harry Styles -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 208 | “Is It Fake?”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 61:29

    Si & Veronica are buried under Will Smith/Chris Rock think pieces for episode 208! In Bachelor Nation news, Gabby and Rachel's season has started filming and their first night didn't end until 7 a.m. the next day! Catsuit Connor is denying the rumors that he might be crashing season 19. Anna Redman and Chris Bukowski hard-launched their relationship this past week. Andi Dorfman finally found her true love with an engagement to longtime bf Blaine Hart. Tayshia seems to be moving on and up from Bachelor Nation.  The “Yikes!” was more than just Vee's this week as we took a dive into the biggest news out of the Oscars… Will Smith slapping Chris Rock whilst he was riffing and presenting an award. Would you want your partner to stand up for you in that kind of way? Should there be consequences for either party?  (Bachelor and Oscars talk ends at time marker 40m:30s) The music community has been hanging their head this week in light of Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters passing. Not only did this news shake up Miley Cyrus (as she's been on a similar tour path as the Foo Fighters in South America), but her plane got struck by lightning! The creator of the GIF also died this past week. Doja Cat had to walk back some “quitting” tweets from last week. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "up again" by mike. -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 207 | “Dirty Tea”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 47:06

    Si & Veronica don't know what to do with themselves with the extra four hours of their week for episode 207! We won't have any Bachelor franchise episodes until after the 4th of July, so we took a peek at the potential suitors for Gabby and Rachel. No one is sticking out just yet but who is to say after some more IG sleuthing.. The logistics for this double lead situation still feel messy and seemingly unfair to the women. Kaitlyn Bristowe is sad that she won't be back to help guide the girls as Jesse is the host for the upcoming season. Speaking of hosts, Michelle Young is the official co-host of the Bachelor Happy Hour podcast with Becca Kufrin. Colton is backing down from having a TV wedding and wants this part of his ~journey~ to be private.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 24m:27s) Ye lost access to his IG for a day and also lost his performance slot for the Grammys. Will there be an anti-Grammy's concert held the same night with him and Drake? When gas prices are their highest, the Gasolina king himself, Daddy Yankee, announced he will be retiring from music after his next album and tour. The internet is trying to take credit for bullying Kylie and Travis out of naming their son Wolf. Netflix will be coming out with a new Addams family spin-off about Wednesday that will have Christina Ricci in the cast… but not as the titular character at any age. Harry Styles will be making his House our home with his new album “Harry's House” coming May 20. Vee went “Yikes!” to the shitstorm that is Disney PR this week as they deal with racist high school dance teams in their parades, not saying Gay enough, and fumbling some Oscars tickets. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Young Shahrukh" by Tesher -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 206 | ”Hail Mary”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 56:11

    Si & Veronica aren't as shocked as they thought they would be (but still going through it) for episode 206! In another week of 4 hours of Bachelor episodes, it still isn't enough time for Clayton to show some more empathy for what he is about to put these women through. He convinces Gabby and Rachel to stay after telling him that he slept with and is in love with both of them (and Susie), all to just do a group breakup. Susie makes history as she turns down Clayton's all or nothing final rose. But all to just end up with him in the ~real world~ without those meddling producers. We will be getting some co-bachelorettes with Gabby and Rachel, but it seems like the logistics for that haven't been exactly figured out yet. We're just happy that means more screen time for Grandpa John and Big Papa Tony.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 38m:43s) Bella Hadid finally ‘fesses up to having a nose job and “wishes she didn't get it done.” Sure, Jan. Elon Musk and Grimes have been hiding a second weirdly named child from us since December. Tom Brady's retirement lasted about as long as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' marriage. Speaking of Kim, her and Pete made things IG official this past week and Pete already has MULTIPLE tattoos (and a full on BRANDING) in honor of Kim. They are really pushing the promo of their new “The Kardashians” show on Hulu with Kravis' potential tries for a baby. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continuation of the Kim, Kanye, and Pete drama. But this time Pete has some receipts! Also there was a baby “yikes” to the aforementioned billionaire reality star saying the key to success is “just getting off your ass and working… people don't want to work anymore.” Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "My Love" by Florence + The Machine -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 205 | ”Waterboarded”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 63:52

    Si & Veronica are emotionally exhausted for episode 205! We had four (4) hours of screaming women, Clayton being a crybaby, and Jesse Palmer seeming more attractive. The Women Tell All made all the women look like screeching banshees as they fought for their flights to Paradise. The most we got from it is that ruching in dresses is back in a big way. Clayton and his final three women made their way to Iceland where Clayton tried to copy and paste his “falling in love” speech on all three women… Until Susie attempted to set a boundary. How broken will Clayton be next week after getting roasted by his parents and potential suitors? Will he even propose to anyone?  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 43m:36s) Pete Davidson may take one giant leap away from Kanye's chaos with a space flight with Bezos. Michael Cera is a dad! Pamela Anderson is making sure her full story is going to be told on Netflix with a documentary. Shailene and Aaron Rodgers may be trying to work it out… right as he is in the process of signing a huge deal with the Packers. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Atlanta Police detaining Ryan Coogler, director of “Black Panther,” for trying to “rob” his own account aka withdraw money. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Lost Track" by HAIM -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 203 | ”The Golden Standard”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 49:45

    Si & Veronica know there is no place like home for episode 204! Clayton makes the hometown tour and stops first at Virginia for Susie's very sweet fam. Like a Sour Patch Kid, she does go sour by holding Clayton in a headlock during their Jiu Jitsu date. Gabby in Denver is up next and she conveniently takes him on a hike to “proposal rock” and a hot tub. Her Grandpa John is the MVP of the whole episode and her dad's cheesy “Love, Actually” bit wastes 10 minutes of our time. Serene shows Clayton around (and shows him up) on a high ropes course in her hometown of OKC… Rachel rounds us out in the swamps of Florida with a dry hump sesh on the “kissing tree” and a reluctant thumbs up from her mobster dad. Even though she's the most beautiful, we sadly say goodbye to Serene.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 34m: 21s) Tom Brady is going to make sure Atlanta never forgets that fateful 2017 Super Bowl with a new movie coming down the pipeline. Sydney Sweeney fans and admirers are mourning after finding out her and her long time bf are reportedly engaged. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are expecting their second child together. Will it be another girl to add to the potential “Jonas Cousins” band? We probably won't need to get #FreeAmandaPlease trending because it sees like all parties are supporting Amanda Bynes ending her conservatorship. Vee went “Yikes!” to the cringiest social media post since the infamous “Imagine” quarantine video. AnnaLynne McCord should've kept her poem to Putin in the drafts. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “West Coast” by OneRepublic -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 203 | ”Seeing Red”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 62:26

    Si & Veronica aren't feeling too bamboozled for episode 203! The first part of this episode was the big Mara vs. Sarah showdown where both of them are fighting their own insecurities and not really even for Clayton's heart! Sarah wins this round. The girls are in Vienna with lots of palace dates and Susie gets the coveted “Pretty Woman” date, complete with a set of Louboutins that makes all the other girls green with envy. Even though all these people need actual therapy, Bachelor keeps forcing “therapy dates” down our throats. Sarah quoting Ariana Grande's smash hit “no tears left to cry” wasn't enough to save her. Serene, Gabby, Susie, and Rachel and their dads will face Clayton next week in hometowns.   (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 44m: 54s) Pete Davidson is back on the ‘gram to follow his hometown baseball team, his gf, and… Sebastian Stan? Kanye is too busy turning down $100 million deals with Apple Music to notice. Britney Spears signs her own $15 million book deal and we can't wait for the tea to be spilt. USWNT made money moves as well with a settlement for their equal pay dispute. Vee laughed and went “Yikes!” to Omarion (not COVID variant, Omicron) tweeting about women being “pussically fit”. Oh, he was hacked? Sure, Jan… Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Nail Tech” by Jack Harlow -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 202 | ”Never Been In Love”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 67:28

    Si & Veronica are still feeling the love for episode 202! This episode starts with the end of the era… the Shanae Show didn't get renewed and she got sent home. The Clayton Crew takes on Croatia! Teddi got pulled for the first 1 on 1 date (that includes the third ice cream date of the season) and she drops the virgin bomb. Mara is getting antsy about her clicking biological and Bachelor clock and decides to take it out on Sarah, almost ruining Sarah's 1 on 1 date. Will Mara last long as the new villain or will she turn the women against youngster Sarah?  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 42m:05s) The cause of Bob Saget's death has been released but it leaves more questions than answers. It isn't an Olympics unless there is a doping controversy with the Russians, but now we have Sha'Carri Richardson chiming in with how unfairly she was treated for a lesser drug. Kylie Jenner released the name of her newborn son, potentially early to try to flip the script on what made all of us go “Yikes!” this week… i.e. Kanye's social media tirade. From posting text screenshots, sending truckloads of flowers, and even breaking up with Julia Fox, Ye is on a whole other level and it's getting scary and sad. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Chosen” by Blxst, Tyga, Ty Dolla $ign -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 201 | ”REGOT”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 70:26

    Si & Veronica are rolling back the tape for episode 201! Serene got a pier all to herself with Clayton for her 1:1. They finally took their travels actually international… to Canada. Gabby has been deemed the annoyingly quirky girl. We reached the point of the roast date and the girls didn't hold back (and did some gimme roasts to Shanae who wasn't even there). Shanae and Genevieve set sail into Niagara Falls… and we will have to wait until next week to figure out which one makes it out on the other side. (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 47m:23s) Joe Jonas is looking to put his dancing/DNCE shoes back on with a new single from his spin-off band on the horizon. In baby news, Shay Mitchell is expecting her second child and Kylie Jenner gave birth to her baby boy on 2/2/22. Will she use the name reveal as a marketing tool? We know the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. Oscar noms are out and “Dune” raked in a lot of noms and Lady Gaga and her Italian accent received zero. Vee went “Yikes!” to Ye taking to Instagram to argue about custody and his divorce instead of talking to Kim privately or a good attorney that he can definitely afford. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Gospel” by Dr. Dre w/ Eminem -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 200 | ”Till the Wheels Fall Off”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 70:24

    Si & Veronica are celebrating (and bickering like the old times) for episode 200! Shrimpgate unfortunately took up a ton of time at the beginning of the episode and Elizabeth's time on the show has ended. Jesse Palmer tries to convince the girls that Houston is the international trip of their dreams. Rachel solidified her role as a frontrunner with lots of sappy whispers. Meanwhile Shanae solidified her role as a villain by crashing the after party and tossing a trophy. Will she make it to the final four? (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 43m:17s) Lots of baby news this week as Rihanna confirms her pregnancy with A$AP Rocky in true icon fashion. Nick Cannon is expecting his EIGHTH child. Rest in peace to the lovely Chelsie Kryst, Miss USA 2019. If you're struggling, know that you aren't alone. More artists are looking to follow in Neil Young's footsteps over controversy with Joe Rogan and Spotify. Ye claims Donda 2 will come out 2/22/22, but this isn't our first rodeo with his releases. Speaking of Ye, Vee went “Yikes!” to him starting rumors that Pete Davidson has AIDS and/or is gay. The fact that he was trying to use any of those as an insult to Pete is already a bad look on Kanye. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “When I'm Gone” by Alesso w/ Katy Perry -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 199 | ”Shrimpgate”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 69:18

    Si & Veronica are craving shrimp and M&Ms for this episode 199! We saw Cassidy get the boot at the beginning of this week's Bachelor episode after she very cockily thought her rose would keep her safe. The first group date got deep about body insecurities and how people (women majorly) are objectified… and then the rest of the date goes on to objectify women! We had a stripped down one on one and then a “Baywatch” themed group date that had Clayton licking his chops. But the majority of this episode set up Shanae as the villain to beat with her Emmy-award winning victim acting. (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 47m:19s) We lost some more entertainment greats this past week with the passing of Meat Loaf and Louie Anderson. There is a bit of closure in the Gabby Petito/Brian Laundrie case after the FBI found Brian's notebook saying he killed Gabby. Nick and Priyanka Jonas welcomed a baby girl via surrogate this past week. Does this mean all the daughters of the Jonas Brothers will have to make a Jonas Cousins band? Adele has postponed her residency either over COVID-19 or perhaps over her distaste with production. Vee went “Yikes!” to Neil Young threatening Spotify to take his music off the platform if they were going to support Joe Rogan's podcast and it's vaccine misinformation… and Spotify said “bet, let's start removing.” Vee also went “Yikes!” to M&M's fake feminism with dressing the green M&M in lame sneakers instead of her go-go boots. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Light Switch” by Charlie Puth -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 198 | ”That's My Daddy”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 58:26

    Si & Veronica are faced with another Bachelor-free week for episode 198! Clayton did clapback on the Tik Tok trolls saying how he never claimed to be a saint and single is as single does. Those mid-Missouri gals might have some other thoughts… One of Kaitlyn Bristowe's contestants, Clint Arlis, suddenly died this past week. A couple of bachelor babies have been born and named, respectively. Adam and Raven welcomed a baby boy, while Ashley I. and Jared took to Amazon Live to announce the Leo DiCaprio-inspired baby name of their soon-to-arrive son. (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 25m:32s) Perfectly boho couple Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet are no more. Paramore is officially back in the studio… which is perfect timing to headline the When We Were Young festival this fall with new music. The internet is casting doubts on the jam packed emo fest and whether it's worth the money. Will this be Fyre Fest 2.0? Jamie Lynn Spears is making the press circuit for her new book and got two episodes worth of time with Call Her Daddy. So far it isn't panning out to be a good look for her or Alex Cooper, host of CHD. Vee went “Yikes!” to Ye's IG video desperation to get into his 4-year-old daughter's birthday party. We also went “Yikes!” to Drake supposedly keeping some hot sauce in his bag, swag, for seasoning any used condoms to ward off wannabe baby mamas. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “L'enfer” by Stromae -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 197 | ”Hookup So Good”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 62:24

    Si & Veronica are celebrating an early bday for Vee for episode 197! Two flaxen-haired villains came out of this dramatic second episode. Cassidy and Shanae may have their cockiness thrown back in their faces really soon. Hilary Duff excited the girls in ways that Clayton never will, even though the date she led was pretty dumb. Will we even remember the status of the rose ceremony cliffhanger when the show comes back in two weeks? There might be some relationship shake ups in bachelor nation with rumors swirling about a Riley/Maurissa break up, and Clare being seen hanging off of her former contestant, Blake Monar, in Indiana.   (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 38m:03s) The entertainment world lost one of the OG dads with Bob Saget's passing. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are engaged, and maybe they should just plan a joint punk wedding with Kravis. Award shows might be a dying breed after the Golden Globes sans broadcast and the Grammys having to postpone due to Covid concerns. Vee went “Yikes!” to Joe Coleman, one of Michelle Young's top men from her season, having old college sexual assault allegations/filings being brought to light. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “STAY DOWN” by Mason Dane -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 196 | ”Queen of a Makeout”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 59:36

    Si & Veronica are celebrating our 4-year anniversary with episode 196! And we switched up our show format a bit so you get Bachelor recaps and news up top! Clayton's season might not be as boring as predicted. Salley sent herself home before even stepping foot in a limo. Claire became America's fucked up kind of sweetheart by shit talking Clayton and eating chicken wings. And do we really think that the end of season preview they keep showing us isn't edited to throw us off the top three's scent?   (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 40m:12s) In pop culture news, we lost a big star with Betty White passing away just weeks before her 100th birthday. Tristan Thompson continues to make a fool of himself by apologizing to Khloe and announcing his paternity to Marlee Nichols' baby within the same IG story. It's a new year, which means new music from The Weeknd this weekend. Dr. Dre and his ex-wife have reached a divorce settlement that is looking mighty lucrative for both of them. Vee went “Yikes!” to Jason Derulo throwing down in Vegas after some passerby called him Usher. Vee also went “Yikes!” to PBR's X-rated tweets about their thoughts on Dry January.  Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Double Jump” by Joey Valence, Brae -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 195 | ”Hate Watching”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 43:38

    Si & Veronica wish you a happy new year with the last episode of 2021, episode 195! RIP to NFL legend John Madden. In happier news, a pod fave, Jojo (the singer), got engaged to her actor boyfriend (known for his recent role in the “Saved by the Bell” reboot). What a Christmas present! Olivia Munn posted a pic of her and John Mulaney's baby boy. The timing of his birth was a month ago, making the math to his conception extra dicey with when John got out of rehab and his divorce from his wife. Dior has postponed their Cactus Jack collection that was supposed to drop Summer 2022. Things are still spiraling for Travis Scott it seems. Vee went “Yikes!” to Kanye moving in across the street from his estranged ex wife Kim Kardashian. Sure, it will make it overly easy for him to coparent, but it will also just let him track Pete Davidson's comings and goings. It was a bye week for Bachelor Nation, but Michelle made sure to add some spice to it by revealing the “light-skinned baller” that Jamie spun all the men into a tizzy over. Riley and Maurissa threw some shade about not being included in Bachelor Nation royalty for the After the Final Rose live show. We are itching to see how the drama from Clayton's season unfolds. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “No Choice” by Tame Impala -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 194 | ”Ding-a-ling”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 88:00

    Si & Veronica are wishing everyone a Merry Christmas with this slightly late episode 194! Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid are supposedly no more. Some relationship rumors are swirling around Amanza from Selling Sunset and Zac Efron. The main and newest couple from Selling Sunset, Jason and Chrishell, have already called it quits after 5 months. Ye is still wanting Kim back, and might've even dropped his model gf and potential place of living just to attempt to get back in her good graces. Meanwhile, Kim is traipsing around Staten Island and it's finest movie theaters and Italian restaurants with Pete Davidson. And he supposedly has the coveted Kardashian Christmas Party invite. Vee went “Yikes!” to Chris Noth aka “Mr. Big” being in the news for several sexual assault allegations. And just like that… his Peloton ad was pulled. Michelle's Bachelorette finale did not disappoint in being an emotional rollercoaster. It DID disappoint in the forced live After the Final Rose bits. But what we really need to know is if they are going to make $200k downpayments a regular thing for the winning couple. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Rent Free” by 6LACK -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 193 | ”Bros to Foes”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 83:45

    Si & Veronica are half Scrooge and half festive for this episode 193! Peloton's stock dropped after the Sex And The City reboot showed a main character dying at the hands of the popular spin bike. But, they brought in Ryan Reynold's media company for the best clapback ad. Travis Scott got dropped from his headlining spot at Coachella. Kim Kardashian finally passed the baby bar exam, all while she filed more court documents to get her separated from Ye, including going back to her maiden name. But, where is Pete in all of this? He's been hanging with Miley promoting their NYE special… But is it all just good promotional press? IG may FINALLY be listening to us and could be bringing back some options for a chronological feed early next year. Vee went “Yikes!” to Tory Lanez allegedly saying “Dance, bitch!” to now hot girl graduate, Meg Thee Stallion, during their fight that led to him shooting her foot. Also a “Yikes!” to the issues surrounding casting Ansel Elgort as the lead in the West Side Story movie while the sexual assault allegations around him are still up in the air. Mexico had Michelle feeling some kind of way with Fantasy Suites this week! Is Nayte the real deal for her or is she just dickmatized? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Faith” by Russ, Jadakiss -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 192 | ”Hit Man”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 73:50

    Si & Veronica are young and ready for episode 192! Rihanna claps back in the DMs about the pregnancy rumors. Drake is removing himself from the Grammys narrative, but inserting himself into a narrative around prison/sentencing reform with a benefit concert headlined by Kanye and streamed on Amazon. T-Pain may be getting into the business of T-shirts with his “half sizing” concept. I'll take one schmedium please! We are sending thoughts and prayers to Nick Cannon's family in the wake of the loss of his 5-month-old son, Zen. Hulu was flamed by the general masses for releasing a documentary called “Astroworld: Concert From Hell” so much that they pulled it down just hours after releasing it. Will there be a good time for something like that in the future? Vee went “Yikes!” to Tristan Thompson's continued tomfoolery. This time he has another baddie claiming he is a daddy and he's trying to pay her to keep quiet. This week's Men Tell All episode really rehashes the villains of episodes past. But the word of the night was probably “pizza,” so hopefully people didn't have a drinking game involving that word. They also seemingly blew their load with the preview for Clayton's season. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “I Hate U” by SZA -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 191 | ”How ‘Bout Them Apples”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 48:39

    Si & Veronica have shaken off the turkey haze for episode 191! Rest in peace to two greats in the art world, Stephen Sondheim and Virgil Abloh. They both leave incredible legacies. Jack Dorsey steps down from his perch of Twitter CEO to focus more on the artist formerly known as Square and taking it into the crypto world with its new name of “Block”. Rihanna was named a national hero of her home country Barbados as it celebrated becoming a republic. People are speculating from her hand placement in those photos that she might have a bun in the oven… Adele will be spending her weekends for the first quarter of 2022 in Vegas. Channing Tatum is going to grind it out one more time in the third Magic Mike movie that will be exclusive to HBO Max. Vee went “Yikes!” to Anthony Ramos seemingly getting caught by a Tik Tok creator stepping out on his fiance at a strip club. We also went “Yikes!” to Aaron Carter staying messy and breaking up with his fiance after his child's birth a few days earlier. It is hometown week for Michelle but the only guy you got a legitimate hometown date was Joe because they stayed in Minnesota. They kept the apple bit going with Rodney, which might've been his downfall. Will Nayte's family's warnings come true? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Man On The Moon” by Alan Walker, Benjamin Ingrosso -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 190 | ”Biting Ice Cream”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 48:07

    Si & Veronica are giving Cher for episode 190! Some major breakups happened this week with Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello, Jacob Elordi/Kaia Gerber, and Zac and Tayshia of Bachelor Nation all calling it quits. Meanwhile, Kim K and Pete Davidson debuted their relationship ~officially~, as well as Katie Thurston and former contestant John Hersey after her “12 Days of Messy” montage of former flames. That quick turnaround timeline from her engagement with Blake def made Vee go “Yikes!” Travis Scott and others might be up against a $2 Billion dollar lawsuit over AstroWorld damages now. Adele's new album “30” made waves for sad girl fall, but it also helped change how Spotify lets us listen to albums! She requested that it didn't default to shuffle and they listened. Iman Shumpert became the first former NBA player to win Dancing With the Stars. BTS and Meg Thee Stallion took home a bunch of AMAs this past weekend. Michelle really whittled down her men this week. The producers really tried to make a case for Clayton's role as the next Bachelor with the tearjerker letters from Miss Young's students after he got sent home. Martin got the boot this week after interrupting our favorite teacher for the last time. For the first time in franchise history, the final four are POCs! We will have to see what issues arise with hometowns next week. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Cry Your Heart Out” by Adele -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 189 | ”High Maintenance”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 57:31

    Si & Veronica are fully recording in the dark due to daylight savings for episode 189! Rest in peace to Young Dolph. Travis Scott is going to be asking Kylie for some money with these lawsuits coming up. Y2K's favorite trio, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are all back and better than ever with a dissolved conservatorship, a stunning wedding, and a new romcom lead role, respectively. Lil Nas X is one of GQ's Men of the Year. Vee went “Yikes!” to the hate crime against Suni Lee AND to DaBaby and Danileigh's IG live fight. Michelle took a bunch of men home this week! Never have I seen so many dudes excited to leave a Palm Springs resort for the northern Midwest. The two frontrunners, Joe and Nayte, got their 1:1s and Chris S. had a problem with it! Martin surprisingly got a rose after generalizing all women to be high maintenance. Clayton got a bit of his origin story for being the next bachelor this episode but we still barely know who he is. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “I Knew You Were Trouble (Taylor's Version)” by Taylor Swift -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 188 | ”Boys Club”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 54:07

    Si & Veronica are THEE sleepiest for episode 188! And just like that, Jay-Z has already deleted his Instagram. Ariana Grande will be taking on the role of Glinda for the movie version of “Wicked”, but people don't want James Corden to be popular and want him far away from this musical adaptation. “CATS” has scarred us all. Paul Rudd has been named People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2021. He is a wholesome and deserving pick, and he is helping keep the Avengers as a very sexy squad. A different Avenger/Guardian, Chris Pratt, is being less sexy and more cringey with his posts about his wife for her anniversary. Veronica thinks he is the worst out of the main Hollywood Chrises (Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt). Arby's has the meats AND the alcohol with some new crinkle and curly fry-infused vodkas coming out this month. Vee (and everyone) went “Yikes!” to the major tragedy surrounding Astroworld, Travis Scott's festival. We send our thoughts and prayers to the families of the lives lost at this concert and we hope Travis and his team are sending a lot more than that. Michelle felt mostly invisible this week with dudes broing out over teddy bears and campaigning for their friends that were already sent home. But the real teddy bear of a man, Olu, showed her that there is still hope for strong, emotional, and self-aware men! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “The Motto” by Tiësto, Ava Max -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 187 | ”Cracking Safes”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 61:10

    Si & Veronica are wishing Si a very happy birthday for episode 187! Pete Davidson might be snagging one of the top baddies from his board with some date-like activities with Kim Kardashian. We have two enGAYgements this past week with Kal Penn coming out and getting engaged to his partner Josh and KStew getting engaged to her gf Dylan Meyer. Jessica Simpson got raw on the gram with a post about her 4 years of sobriety. Ana de Armas might be doing pirouettes and kicking ass in a John Wick spin-off. Facebook the company will now be Meta as Zuckerberg hopes to build out a whole “metaverse” of products, ways to interact virtually, and more. Beyonce finally has someone to follow on IG now that her husband Jay-Z finally joined the platform. Vee went “Yikes!” for the still spiraling story of Zayn allegedly hitting Yolanda Hadid, him and Gigi's breakup, and current custody struggles. As Si says, he's going in a “dumb direction” now. Michelle is on her top game for a Top Gun themed date this week. Jamie shows his true colors and gets outed in front of all the other men. Nayte and Brandon are proving to be consistent frontrunners, and Clayton has yet to prove to us why he is going to be a good lead next season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Charmander” by Aminé -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 186 | ”Trapped In A House”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 54:45

    Si & Veronica are “broing” out for episode 186! The rumors AREN'T true when it comes to John Mulaney and Olivia Munn, but we aren't holding our breath. RIP to James Michael Tyler AKA Gunther on “Friends.” Some action figures and dolls are getting a makeover in upcoming movies. Buzz Lightyear will be getting a human origin story next year. Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are set to star in a movie about Barbie. Sarah Blakely should get an award for being a baller boss after she gifted all of SPANX's employees with $10,000 and two first class tickets to anywhere in the world. Speaking of awards, the one for wholesome moment of the week should go to Vin Diesel for walking Meadow Walker, the late Paul Walker's daughter, down the aisle at her wedding. Vee went “Yikes!” to Alec Baldwin accidentally firing a prop gun and killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of “Rust”. Will movies move away from using real firearms? What about our national problem with guns? We are finally in the swing of dates with Michelle's season and they are really sticking with her main selling points of being a teacher and a former DI basketball player. Jamie is coming off kind of cocky and as a pot stirrer towards the end of the episode, so we will have to see how that develops! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Who You Are” by Craig David, MNEK -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 185 | ”Expelled”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 53:32

    Si & Veronica ask you to take it easy on us for episode 185! Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker took their love to the next level and are engaged! Will their punk rock pals MGK and Megan Fox be next? Harry Styles will be joining the ranks of the MCU as revealed in the post-credit scene of “The Eternals”. He, Tom Hiddleston, and Jake Gyllenhaal fill the Venn Diagram for “Taylor Swift's Exes” and “In an MCU movie”. The artist formerly known as Kanye West is now just Ye. We will see how long that lasts. Kristin Cavallari has yet to date Si, but she revealed that she dated her ex husband for a couple dates after their divorce. Vee went “Yikes!” to a mental health nonprofit turning Jamie Lynn Spears down for proceeds coming from her new book. Michelle is ready for her newest class of men and isn't letting any of them get away with being the class clown! From producer plants gone bad to DM slides gone ghost, our Bachelorette is laying down the law. Can't wait to see how her star pupils fare as the weeks go on. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Easy On Me” by Adele -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 184 | ”Bye Week”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 47:03

    Si & Veronica are giving you some bye week content for episode 184! Reboots are in season with Netflix grabbing up “That ‘90s Show” and Disney+ premiering “Home Sweet Home Alone” in November. The internet knows how to take something and run with it… and the current obsession is the rumor of Chris Evans and Selena Gomez dating. Much like Ariana Grande before her, Jesy Nelson of Little Mix is getting called out for blackfishing in her latest music video. Vee went “Yikes!” to a couple different things this week. First up is Meghan Trainor and Daryl Sabara and their his and hers toilets. They can literally hold hands while they poop. Next up is Dave Chappelle's controversial new special and how Netflix has suspended a trans employee for speaking out against it. Is keeping the special up the right or wrong decision? Are we the drama for still talking about Bachelor Nation news even though it's an off week between seasons? Too bad because Ivan spilled some tea and Pieper confirms her relationship with Brendan. Kendall is leaning into being the “villain”... which feels equally on and off-brand for her. We can't wait to see Michelle boss up with these men next week! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “WOW” by Zara Larsson -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 183 | ”Sunday Morning”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 53:27

    Si & Veronica are feeling somethin' magnificent for episode 183! Britney is officially freed and her dad is no longer on her conservatorship! Sad girl fall will continue with Adele dropping a single and potentially her album soon. This upcoming Super Bowl halftime show will be an homage to LA rappers and R&B with Dr. Dre, Kendrick Lamar, and more. Walmart is coming for Yeezy after Kanye's newest logo looks extremely similar to the superstore's sunburst logo. Game of Thrones is joining the prequel game with “House of Dragon” slated to premiere on HBO next year. Grimes decided to make herself an Onion headline (and a meme) by walking around with the Communist Manifesto for the paps to see. Vee went “Yikes!” to Nick Viall's gf, Natalie Joy, and her inability to think of her own sappy bf birthday IG caption. Instead, she just copied and pasted chunks of Finneas' gf, Claudia's, posts from over the years. It was actually the finale of paradise, and it actually didn't need to be 3 hours long. After a couple of supposedly “forced” breakups, we went three for three with engagements. Congrats to the couples! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Cyber Date [Homeless Remix]” by JT Maple -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 182 | ”Bodies on the Beach!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 65:33

    Si & Veronica are not throwing away our shot for episode 182! A couple of big breakups happened this past week, one in the tech/alien world and one in the Bachelor Nation world. You guessed it: Grimes and Elon Musk and then Clare and Dale, respectively, called it quits. The Weeknd and Angelina Jolie have started to see each other seemingly “Often” and it is fueling dating rumors. If Black Mirror comes back with new episodes, the new Amazon Ring home drone will definitely be the star of the show. Itsa new Mario movie with Chris Pratt as the titular role along with some other big names. R. Kelly was convicted on all nine counts of sex trafficking and racketeering in the latest bit of justice for the #MeToo movement. Vee went “Yikes!” to the info that a potential contestant on the upcoming season of the Bachelor (that's right, we still have a full Bachelorette season until that) was supposed to get married this past weekend. The pod duo definitely thought this three-hour-long episode was the finale and we were bamboozled. Instead we were greeted with Ivan showing his shady side and disappointing Riley. Anna and Mykenna struggle to find dates on the barren beach. And much like Vee's prom, Paradise prom had some tears and unexpected couples. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Faithful” by G-Eazy, Marc E. Bassy -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 181 | ”Actual Fake Show”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 55:38

    Si & Veronica are feeling the magic for episode 181! We send condolences to the friends, family, and fellow castmates of Willie Garson with his recent death. “The Activist” TV show must have heard Vee on last week's episode as they decided to reformat the competition show to just being one documentary special. Jessica from season one of Love is Blind is engaged to her hot LA doctor bf. Jeopardy is still in search of a full time host to follow Alex Trebek, but Ken Jennings and Mayim Bialek will finish out the year as hosts. The Emmys weren't fully restricted to Zoom this year, but Seth Rogen's presentation of an award made it seem like they weren't super COVID safe. Ted Lasso took home a lot of the comedy category of the Emmy awards. Vee went “Yikes!” to the full terrifying story of Gabby Petito and her death. She also went yikes to the fact that a young white woman's story tends to get more press than that of the many missing women of color and indigineous nations. This week on the beach was decently boring except for the tropical storm that led the lovebirds to the hotel for a few days. That could've shaken up Chelsea and Aaron as a couple as Ivan starts to slide his way in. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “THATS WHAT I WANT” by Lil Nas X -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 180 | ”Judge Joe”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 49:42

    Pod Duo Note: Sorry for some technical difficulties that might have us sounding a little wonky! As always, our content is still A1, so hopefully you can overlook any choppiness! Thanks! Si & Veronica are feeling the little joys of the simple times for episode 180! Big life updates this past week from both JLaw with her pregnancy and Britney Spears with her engagement. Rest in peace to comedy great, Norm Macdonald. The VMAs had some great performances from Lil Nas X, Normani, and Chloe Bailey, and Olivia Rodrigo racked up a decent amount of awards like her mentor Taylor Swift in years past. The Met Gala mostly disappointed with the too broad ‘Murica theme, but co-chairs Billie Eilish, Naomi Osaka, and Timothee Chalamet pulled out some lewks. Nicki Minaj has tweeted nonsense about her cousin's friend's most likely STI-ridden testicles saying that the COVID vaccine caused his condition. If that isn't enough of a yikes moment, Vee went “Yikes” to CBS's upcoming reality competition show called “The Activist” that pretty much pits people against each other to see who virtue signals the “best”. The kicker? One of the hosts has famously done black face! We are back down to only one night of Paradise a week, but that doesn't mean we are lacking drama and love connections. Joe and his pack of “disgruntled females” took on the clout-chasing couple and Brendan and Pieper ultimately decide to send themselves home. Will new men coming to the beach give Natasha another chance at love? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK***  “simple times” by Kacey Musgraves -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 179 | ”Old Okie Doke”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 76:02

    Si & Veronica hope to make some ~champagne poetry~ for episode 179! After a long nine months of pregnancy, Drake birthed Certified Lover Boy to top the charts. “Rick and Morty” will be coming out with a live action version that will definitely pander to Si with casting Christopher Lloyd from “Back to the Future” as Rick. John Mulaney gave us an update on his eventful past year and how much more eventful his future will be now that he and Olivia Munn are expecting a child together. Cardi B and Offset welcomed their baby boy this past week. Nick Jr. got Millennials in their feels with a viral video of Steve from Blues Clues giving us all closure for when he left for college. Rest in peace to accomplished actor Michael K. Williams. Vee laughed through her “Yikes!” moment of Peppa Pig shading Donda after her album ranked higher on Pitchfork's scale. The beach was wildin' out this week with some potentially scheming new arrivals. At least our girl Natasha has had some social media justice for how Brendan and Pieper tried to play us all. And the paradise crew sort of misdirected their anger at D-listers Chris and Alana. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Fountains” by Drake, Tems -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 178 | ”Smokeshow”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 67:06

    Si & Veronica aren't going to jail for this episode 178! Donda dropped over the weekend and everything surrounding it has been controversial to say the least. Drake has fired back by dropping billboards, IG posts, and interrupting SportsCenter to announce the release date of Certified Lover Boy. Lil Nas X used a parody of Drake's IG post to announce the date of his full “Montero” album. Tik Tok finally banned the Milk Crate Challenge from their platform so we don't have to see that dangerous stunt anymore. Much to Veronica's chagrin, Jake Paul is still making money off of fights. Will Smith got to congratulate his successor for the dramatic reboot of “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”. Vee went “Yikes!” to Scott Disick trying to petty bond with another one of Kourtney's exes and got called out on IG stories. This week in Paradise was one dumpster fire after another. People are self-sabatoging, cakes are being thrown, and the boom boom room is being occupied. Becca joined this week and she might be taking Demi's crown as queen of the beach. And exes are joining the beach next week… Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Love Tonight” by Shouse -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 177 | "It's Gonna Be Me"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 57:11

    Si & Veronica are delighted for this sunny episode 177! The artist soon to be “formerly known as Kanye” is fueling continued beef with Drake after he released his address on IG. Who will release their album first? Is this all a marketing ploy? Kylie Jenner has all but confirmed her pregnancy, but Tik Tok theories seem strong. OnlyFans was about to ban porn due to pressure from banks and payment companies, but this week of free advertisement and backlash made them reconsider. There is some new music coming down the pipeline from Ed Sheeran and Kacey Musgraves that will probably be setting the scene for a sad girl/boy fall. The crate challenge has clowns all over the internet trying a dangerous stunt. Grimes made a clown of herself with her submission to the “is he hot or?” Tik Tok trend trying to defend her billionaire boyfriend. Vee went “Yikes!” to the baby from the “Nevermind” album cover suing Nirvana for “child exploitation and pornography”... 30 years later. Paradise gets hit by Hurricane Demi this week and she's already showing how insecure she is! Thomas the Tree joined this week and Katie's season of men go full mean girls on him. Riley and his giant biceps take Maurissa right out from Connor's cat nose. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Don't Go” by Skrillex, Justin Bieber, Don Toliver -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 176 | "Boom Boom Boom"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 54:09

    Si & Veronica are booming into episode 176! Kanye is still withholding Donda from us, but is going back home to the Chi for ANOTHER listening event. Drake's hairline is withholding us from a full Loverboy heart because of hair loss post-Covid. Travis Barker made his return to a plane for the first time since surviving a crash in 2008. The worst throwback is happening with anonymous app Yik Yak returning to the scene. A huge step in the #FreeBritney movement happened this past week with Jamie Spears agreeing to step down for an easy transition with the conservatorship. An old Awkwafina interview is going viral and having Black Twitter question her blaccent. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continued fatphobia surrounding anything Lizzo does, especially the release of her new single and video. Si thinks her crying on IG live fuels the haters more, but why can't people just decide to not like her music and not make it about her looks? It's finally Paradise and the beach is STACKED with hotties… and age gaps. Everyone and their uncle (see what I did there?) got the first kiss of paradise. Demi is about to stir the pot as a vet on the beach, while other vets, Tahzjuan and Joe, are whining and moping mostly. Can't wait to see how the different guest hosts do with this rowdy bunch. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Don't Be Shy” by Tiësto, KAROL G -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 175 | "Acid Reflux"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 49:17

    Si & Veronica are keeping it connected as best as they can for episode 175! Lizzo is coming back strong with a Cardi feature on her new single. In the most MGK and Travis Barker fashion, the duo announced their upcoming album with matching tattoos. Beyonce is poking the hive with her latest interview stating that new music could be on the way soon. Bitch betta have my money… Well Rihanna has billions of dollars of it as she joins the billionaire club. And she smells like money too with her new, sold-out perfume. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston almost broke the internet this week with rumors of them dating. Are they more than just friends? Vee went “Yikes!” to Chet Hanks in general, but this time specifically for his anti-vax and anti-mask rant after his own parents had severe COVID-19 cases. Someone just take his phone away already. Katie's season is finally wrapped up, but Bachelor Nation/ABC made sure to make it a nice 3-hour long finale for the ad dollars. Aunt Lindsey is the final boss of all aggressive and rude relatives. Katie and Blake are happily in love as each other's sloppy thirds. Greg had “no ragrets” not even one letter after watching himself back on After The Final Rose, but Katie might with how hard in the paint she went on him. But, hey, thank god it is almost Paradise!! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “BED” by Joel Corry, RAYE, David Guetta -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 174 | "The First Half"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 61:24

    Si & Veronica are feeling ~foine~ for episode 174! DaBaby is getting dropped from festivals left and right in the aftermath of his homophobic and generally disgusting rant. ScarJo is going up against the Mouse for a breach in her contract relating to when “Black Widow” was slated to be released on Disney+. Chrishell is mixing work and pleasure by dating THE Jason Oppenheim. Saweetie has a McD's meal hitting the menu this week that is perfect for pulling into the drive thru with your bestie in a tessie. Beanie Feldstein will star in the newest addition to the “American Crime Story” series on the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton scandal. Vee went “Yikes!” to ANOTHER grown man just NOW finding out that maybe he shouldn't say the f-slur. This time it was Matt Damon and he had to have his daughter tell him why it isn't “a joke.” It's another bubble season of mediocre “hometown” dates. Blake's was almost an exact copy of Serena P.'s Canada date. Justin didn't even reference “Hairspray” at all for his Baltimore date. Greg showed his best side and then his absolute worst, gaslighter side. Men will really go on the Bachelorette instead of going to therapy. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "En Mi Cuarto" by Jhay Cortez, Skrillex -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 173 | "Emotional Whiplash"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 61:25

    Si & Veronica are braving the Atlanta summer storms for episode 173! Kanye got his own day in Atlanta and has now set up shop in the Mercedes-Benz Stadium to finish his album. He did break Apple Music's streaming record with 3.3 million people watching the Donda listening experience from home. Bennifer are IG official but many conspiracy theorists are sniffing out similarities between recent pics and stills from the “Jenny from the Block” music video. The Summer of secret weddings continues with Issa Rae getting married in the south of France this past week. Tommy Dorfman publicly came out as a transwoman after admitting that she had been living privately that way for the past year. Vee went “Yikes!” to DaBaby's homophobic and stigmatizing comments that he tried to disguise as “audience participation” at last weekend's Rolling Loud festival in Miami. This week on the Bachelorette really played with our hearts with Michael A. self-eliminating to go be a good dad to his son James. As us viewers were still licking our wounds, we hop right into the Men Tell All. Not long into that there was some face licking that happened for Catsuit Connor and a very special paid audience plant! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Industry Baby” by Lil Nas X ft. Jack Harlow -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 172 | "Nexus Event"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 42:48

    Si & Veronica are on the road again (well Si is) for episode 172! Halsey welcomed their new baby with boyfriend Alev this past week! Kanye is making his comeback with a new album named after his mom and a listening party in his birthplace, and the pod's hometown, Atlanta. He also produced Lil Nas X's new single, “Industry Baby,” that drops this week. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue revealed Hot Girl Meg, Leyna Bloom, and Naomi Osaka as the cover stars. All roads lead back to Lebron as it looks like Adele is dating his agent, Rich Paul. Lesbians will be getting their own reality show this fall with “Tampa Baes” dropping on Amazon Prime. Vee went “Yikes!” to Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and his phallic spaceship. The real “Yikes” was him thanking employees and customers for funding his 10 minute space trip when that money could easily help solve hunger or vaccine rollout! Katie brought Seattle to the Hyatt this week for Greg's mediocre one on one date. The dates only got more awkward with suggestive floral paintings and uneasy cuddling. With hometowns on the line, she really didn't hold back with sending people home… except with Andrew who came back from his elimination just to dump her back. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Essence” by WizKid ft. Tems -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 171 | "Hand Check"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 52:16

    Si & Veronica are xoxo gossip girling for episode 171! ScarJo and CoJo (Colin Jost for those not ~hip~ to the slang) are expecting their first child together. Juvenile is asking people to back their azz up into a parking spot to get a vaccination with his very 2021 remix. Drake is pulling out all his Lover Boy moves with taking Johanna Leia to the Dodgers game as his album hits the mixing phase. Halsey released the cover art and trailer for her new album that will be taking us back to the renaissance. For a second week in a row Wendy Williams has been messing up and this time it was enough to make Vee go “Yikes!” Chris Harrison might be joining “The View” now that he is without a hosting gig. His former employer, the Bachelorette, had a wild week of recycled dates and the men not knowing how to properly spill tea. Catsuit Connor had a very teary goodbye, while Blake fully lost out on the WOWO Challenge after consoling Katie. Four men went home… and then straight to the shores of Paradise. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Stay” by The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber -- Follow us on Instagram!

    Episode 170 | "Resting Sad Face"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 66:44

    Si & Veronica are resting our hopefully not sad faces after a long holiday weekend for episode 170! Love is in the air with Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton officially tying the knot and Tom Holland and Zendaya getting caught in their own kissy web. Tabitha Brown gave Wendy Williams a taste of her own shady medicine, but in the most wholesome way. The Olympics are getting folks mad with banning swim caps made for Black natural hairstyles. If that wasn't bad enough, track star Sha'Carri Richardson is disqualified from her marquee race because of testing positive for cannabis. Vee went “Yikes!” to the overturning of Bill Cosby's sexual assault conviction. Julianne Hough may be in the running for the next Bachelorette to shake up the franchise. But back to our current Bachelorette and her men that were willing to bash their heads in for her this week! Is Greg the ultimate sad boi or is it all an act? Hunter has slowly become the new villain and the other dudes are just waiting to vote him off. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “PradadaBang” by IDK, Young Thug -- Follow us on Instagram!

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