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Veronica is riding solo again this week for another installment of a Tipsy Talks turned episode 291! It was the live finale for Gerry and his final two ladies. Theresa and Leslie both meet the other ladies in Gerry's life: his daughters and granddaughters. Even they are undecided on who he should choose. But Gerry's different mannerisms set off alarms for Leslie, which leads to an emotional and blindsided breakup. All of this in the wake of the Hollywood Reporter article that had a former girlfriend speak about how he led her on. But, now things are coming up golden roses for Gerry and Theresa and they even got a trip to Italy! Meanwhile on the beaches of Paradise, things are getting real as the ladies have the roses. Blake and Jess have a convo that turns into Blake leaving. Tyler admits he isn't feeling the spark with Mercedes and he bounces too. Now Jess and Mercedes get to be the full hot commodities that they are! Rachel has the spot of giving out the last rose, but both her most recent connections already have roses so she leaves alone. Next week will be the finale on the beach and we will have to wait to see who is getting married!  Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!

Veronica is riding solo this week for another installment of a Tipsy Talks turned episode 290! Gerry and his final ladies are in Costa Rica taking the plunge in waterfalls and riding horseback… as well as unlocking the fantasy suites! Gerry is in love with both Leslie and Theresa but for way different reasons. Will he choose exciting and bi-midwestern or will he choose understanding and longer distance? Meanwhile on the beaches of Paradise, Olivia gets her redemption date with Michael and sparks fly. Two more dudes enter the beach and Jordan gets a second chance with Rachel, after a year and a half from their date on her season of the Bachelorette. The other dude… is Taylor? From Charity's season? The coeds are trying to make their final arrangements for the last days of paradise when Katie Thurston walks in and ruffles the feathers of the recently reconciled Blake and Jess. The whole beach is up in flames after a roast hosted by Katie and leaves us wondering how many of the ladies will even give out their roses. We will all have to wait in suspense as we eat turkey next week!  Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are giving you another Tipsy Talk version of the pod this week talking The Golden Bachelor & Paradise Week 7! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!

Veronica breaks down week 6 of Golden Bachelor & Bachelor In Paradise while Si is out this week! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!

Si & Veronica are feeling like kids again with episode 287! It's crunch time for the ladies and Gerry as this week halves them to take the final 3 to hometowns next week. The week starts off with the most Bachelor-inspired one-on-one with Faith where they ride in a helicopter, land on a yacht, and spend time in a hot tub and she secures the first rose and hometown spot. The group date takes Gerry and the ladies to the Santa Monica Pier to let their inner child out as they play games and ride the rides. It is do or die time and Theresa confesses she is falling in love, Ellen affirms how she said that last week, and Leslie expresses her feelings more too. Gerry can't give out the group date rose and saves it for the rose ceremony where he sends Sandra, Susan, and Ellen home. The Paradise Gods listened and sent down a new Sam with a rose to give out and the boys are clamoring for a chance at it. Canadian Sam ends up giving it out to Peter after Olivia chooses John Henry for her rose over him. Mercedes chose Tyler over Will, which means he, Sean, Aaron S., and John B. all head home. It's Kat's bday in paradise and all she wants is a date card and time with Tanner and instead Rachel gets the date card and takes her ex Brayden, and then Davia comes down and takes Tanner on her date. Tanner's immediate yes and Kat's inability to just directly say how that upsets her to him leads to her spiraling into sobs and pounding a pinata in his and Davia's absence. A game of truth or dare spices things up and reveals that Jess feels locked in with Blake when she isn't sure if that's even what she wants and hasn't felt like she has gotten to explore. The beach is tense after Davia and Tanner get back from their date as we all wait to see how Kat will handle Tanner next week… Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!

Si & Veronica are hitting the pickleball courts for ep. 286! Gerry takes the ladies to prove their love through pickleball… meanwhile the beef between Kathy and Theresa is still simmering. Sandra gets the group date rose because she missed her daughter's wedding to be there and made some crazy saves on the court. Leslie got a very active one-on-one date taking the ATVs out and telling Gerry about how she has been in the dating game for DECADES and was going to give up. Things are getting serious with the ladies with Ellen saying she is falling in love and Nancy self eliminating. Meanwhile, on the beach, Sam has to head home because her poop didn't make any movements. Two Johns come down to the beach and shake up some relationships. John Henry takes Olivia on an awkward spa date and leaves her to choose between him and Peter. John B. takes Eliza from what seemed like the strongest Paradise couple with Aaron B. Wells introduced the “Truth Box” and Kat gets the brunt of the “truths” about how she left Brayden in the dust and Tanner should be worried. Rachel and Brayden start to vibe after Sean fails at shooting his shot with Jess. Will there be a lifeline to save one of these guys desperate for a rose?  Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!

Si & Veronica are up late for episode 285! The ladies are getting restless in the mansion and are starting to get jealous. They get to showcase their talents in front of guest judge Kaitlyn Bristowe and Gerry. Joan, who thought she didn't have a talent, ends up winning with a cute poem. Unfortunately, Joan had to leave the next day to go help her daughter post-birth. Kathy and Theresa have beef unbeknownst to Theresa because of how boastful she has been since her 1-on-1. Ellen got a designer dress gifted by Michael Costello for her hot air balloon one-on-one. Meanwhile on the beach, the women have the roses this week and the men are nervous and continue to shake in their boots when they see hotties Tanner and Tyler come down to the beach. Kat blows off Brayden for a date with Tanner and Mercedes leaves sad boy Will in the dust for a date with Tyler. And Sam can't poop and might have to leave to get poop surgery.  Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!

Si & Veronica are feeling the first bits of fall for episode 284! Gerry still knows how to get us in our feels. He went on his first one-on-one with Theresa to a classic diner, in a classic car, with a flash mob to the classic “Don't Stop Believing”. Then he had to do some ridiculous romance novel-inspired cover shoots on a group date. Nancy got the group date rose after being vulnerable about how being in a wedding dress made her emotional. The ladies surprised Gerry for his birthday cocktail party and he still struggled sending people home. The beaches of Paradise were thrown into a tizzy by two new arrivals. First, Aven came down and took Kylee on a date, which threw Will for a loop and deepened the beef between Kylee and Olivia. Then, Hannah Brown made the coeds air their grievances at a tea-filled bonfire chat. Pilot Pete 2.0 is somehow making the OG Pilot Pete look good by going after taken girls when he has his pick of the litter.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 1h:07m:09s) It was a slow pop culture news week as people are still buzzing over Taylor Swift's appearance at KC Chiefs games. A man allegedly involved in the murder of Tupac was arrested and will be on trial soon. Drake dropped a surprise video ahead of his album this week that involved his son, Adonis. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Me & U" by Tems -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are back for a packed week of premieres for episode 283! Gerry is going to test our tear ducts and emotions each week, we are calling it! He started his journey to love with some predictably corny and adorable limo entrances. Patty referenced her son Matt's run as the Bachelor but that wasn't enough to keep her around for another week! Gerry pulled out the moves to get a kiss from Theresa for her 70th birthday. Faith's motorcycle entrance and serenading won her the first impression rose. We also hit the beach again with quite the star-studded cast of some multi-show veterans and barely there cast members. Kylee is crowned the first hot commodity and a love triangle with her, Olivia, and Will formed after Will and Olivia have a toe sucking convo and make out but then Kylee takes him on a date. Karma is served hot in paradise, so we will see how Aven's entrance shakes up that dissolving triangle! Some former BIP couples had some updates this past week with Becca and Thomas' baby son being born, Michael A. and Danielle having a messy breakup, and Caelynn and Dean getting married.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 32m:49s) Catch Taylor Swift on the sidelines for the Kansas City Chiefs game this weekend as she is seemingly dating Travis Kelce (and using ranch with her chicken tenders). Pete Davidson is also off the market and is dating Madelyn Cline from “Outer Banks”. Usher will be the 2024 Super Bowl halftime performer. Katy Perry made a cool $225 million on her music catalog. Meanwhile, Veronica is going “Yikes!” to her ex Russell Brand being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault and abuse. Veronica also went “Yikes!” to the continuation of the divorce and custody battle between Sophie Turner and Joe Jonasl, where Sophie is suing Joe for seemingly holding the girls passports so they can't go to England with their mom. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Good Times" by Elderbrook -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are back from some weddings out west for episode 282! Charity is secure in the Dancing with the Stars line-up that also includes fellow reality stars Ariana Madix and Harry Jowsey. We are all a little horny for the new season of Bachelor in Paradise… or I guess we can't wait to go bananas over their new twists. Folks think Tom Sandoval might be the Diver on the new season of Masked Singer based on some telling clues. Nick Viall doesn't want his wedding to be full of age gap jokes like Joe and Serena's was…  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 20m:50s) The VMAs were this week and a couple things are clear: Meg Thee Stallion and Justin Timberlake DID NOT get in a fight and Taylor Swift cleaned up as per usual. Some people were speculating that she might be celebrating those wins with rumored boo Travis Kelce, but there is no Super Bowl love to be found between the two. Captain America is officially off the market! Chris Evans and Alba Baptista got married in Massachusetts this past weekend. The Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner divorce saga continues with their joint statement and following actions not exactly matching up. Grimes and Elon Musk reveal they had a third child together within the last year named Techno Machinus. Vee went “Yikes!” to Drew Barrymore crossing the picket line to restart her talk show (and losing some hosting gigs in the process) and to the continued fallout of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in light of Danny Masterson's 30 year sentence. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "1942" by BRE-Z, MIZ -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are coming off of a long weekend for episode 281! Serena and Joe made it official… again! This time with a beautiful reception and ceremony officiated by Wells in Charleston. Andrew Spencer hard launched his model girlfriend there. Meanwhile, Rodney hard launched his girlfriend on Instagram. A much different launch also happened this past week with the reveal of the 22 contestants going for Gerry's heart! They include Patty, Matt James' mom! In other reality tv news, Carl and Lindsay from Summer House have called off their engagement just a few months before they were supposed to say “I do” in Mexico. (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 27m:04s) We lost some music faves this past week with the death of Jimmy Buffett and of Steve Harwell of Smash Mouth. The Beyonce birthday concert was full of celebrities, including Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet making their relationship known. The five main guys of late night have joined forces to create “Strike Force 5,” which is a podcast that will have all proceeds going to their respective writing staff during the strike. Vee went “Yikes!” to reports of Joe Jonas filing for divorce from Sophie Turner and to Hulu canceling “How I Met Your Father” with no answer in sight. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "BOTH" by Tiësto, 21 Savage, BIA -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are getting a quick rest this off-season with episode 280! Former bachelorette fave Hannah Brown has given out her final rose to longtime bf Adam Woolard as they got engaged this past week. ABC is teasing the cast of Gerry's golden journey for love this week. Meanwhile, we know that the day one cast of Bachelor in Paradise will include a lot of Charity and Zach's season and some from Michelle and Clayton's seasons. Who will be the new king and queen of the beach? Former contestant of Kaitlyn's season had his account hacked and the hacker made a post saying he was dead after succumbing to mental health issues. Why is making jokes about low level influencers being dead a new trend?  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 22m:53s) The Barbie Movie is on track to be the highest grossing movie of the year and already has topped Warner Bros. personal chart. Pete Davidson is back on the market but is taking some time to take care of his mental health. Kelis and Bill Murray are also both back single and ready to mingle after their two month tryst. We saw this coming… but “The Idol” was canceled after having a shortened first season. The iconic early aughts trio of Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, and Nelly Furtado are bringing us a new bop this week. Vee went “Yikes!” to another fallen Disney star as Mitchell Musso was arrested for intoxication and theft of some chips. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "City Boys" by Burna Boy -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are finalizing this season in Fiji for episode 279! We got three hours of bouncing between the live studio audience and Charity's final days in Fiji that started with Aaron's half-assed final date and what seemed to be an ad spot for Fiji Airways. After Charity ditches him and we know he is going to Paradise, Charity's family puts the final two men to the test. Charity wants her mom to make her decision for her, but we can tell that Dotun is the one from how upset Charity gets that her family doesn't get immediately jazzed like they did for Joey. After a heartbreaking end for Joey, Charity and Dotun seal the deal with their emotional engagement and make their entrance to the live audience as a couple for the first time. They get a trip to Greece and Charity will be on the next season of “Dancing With The Stars.” Throughout the live show, Jesse has awkwardly been interviewing female audience members to see who will end up on the Bachelor season and the first girl he interviewed, Leah, gets brought up to meet our new Bachelor, Joey! What twist is held in the mysterious envelope Jesse gave her? In other news, baby voice Krystal is married and Dylan Barbour and Hannah Godwin will be when this episode comes out.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 48m:52s) Taylor Swift might be joining the Marvel world as Dazzler in the new Deadpool movie. It helps when you're besties with the wife of the star. Former child stars, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Ariana Grande, will all be releasing music this Friday. Vee went “Yikes!” to the pending divorce of Britney Spears and Sam Asghari (there has to be a deeper story there) and to Demi Lovato and Ariana Grande dropping Scooter Braun as a manager within the same day or two. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Lipstick” by Charlie Puth -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are booked and busy for episode 278! Per Jesse Palmer's request, the dudes are back and spilled some tea about the 20th season of the Bachelorette. As much as they complained about the season being the Brayden Show, they sort of made the Men Tell All about him as well. Brayden gets the hot seat to explain himself and he does own up to some of his foot in mouth moments and we got a sneak peek of how well he does on Paradise. Xavier is our heartbroken knitter for this episode and his montage did him no favors. He attempted to get ahead of his backlash by apologizing for several things and even gave Charity a knitted rose. A strange moment for the show was when the guys had to fess up to their cyberbullying of the new Pilot Peter with their “FP” code on their initial promo posts. We got a heavy dose of our Golden Bachelor Gerry and the sob story that led him to wanting to find a new love. Trista, Desiree, and DeAnna come on to share a tiny couch with Charity and give her advice… even though DeAnna is in the midst of her divorce. In other Bachelor Nation News, Nick Viall and his fiance Natalie are expecting a baby. Noah Erb and Abigail Herbinger add to the success rate of Bachelor in Paradise by announcing their engagement.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 46m:53s) Wayne Brady came out as pansexual this past week. Tory Lanez has been sentenced to 10 years of jail time for shooting Megan Thee Stallion. The New Girl and a Property Brother are engaged! Taylor Swift announced the date for her much anticipated rerelease of her 1989 album. Vee went “Yikes!” to Michael Oher of “The Blind Side” fame alleging that his adoptive “parents” actually had him in a conservatorship to make millions off of his story. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "With You" by AP Dhillon -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are taking that long journey for episode 277! Charity and crew made it to Fiji for the artist formerly known as Fantasy Suite week. Xavier finally revealed to Charity that he cheated on his ex. She asked if he had doubts about how he would be in their relationship and he couldn't give her a straight answer so he went straight home. Joey and Charity's ATV died on their date but their love for each other only grew stronger as they resolved any weird feelings from hometowns and said they both loved each other. Dotun remained the golden boy as their entire date went off without a hitch and they seemingly had an amazing night together as well. But, Aaron couldn't let go of how Charity seemed unsure about sending him home and travels all the way to Fiji to confront her. In other Bachelor Nation news, Gabby Windey is booed up and it is with a girl! Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick officially ended their engagement with a joint statement on social media. Nick Viall said that Tom Sandoval brought a picture of Raquel/Rachel to Special Forces filming. There might be some more Love Is Blind and Bachelor crossover with Micah and Justin Glaze. (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 52m:15s) Lizzo is trying to clear her name amidst the lawsuit drama and more details just keep adding confusion to the case. Leo might be hanging with girls over the age of 25 on his recent romp through Europe. Natalie Portman and her husband are splitting after 11 years amidst rumors of him having an affair. Vee laughed and went “Yikes!” to the crazy virality of the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Old Pain" by SHASHI -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are going home for episode 276! It's hometowns week and it feels like we barely know these men! Aaron B. was up first and introduced Charity to Houston and his family. She couldn't say she would 100% be ready to marry him to his mom, but he says how he's falling in love with her whilst at his high school football field. Next up was Joey in Pennsylvania, even though Hawaii would've been way cooler. Joey showed Charity the tennis ropes and got surprised by his uncle lurking around the courts to see how they vibe. Uncle Joe is worried that Joey is just trying to be whatever Charity wants and not his real self. Xavier had the third hometown slot and took Charity to a knitting class. He also says how he is falling in love with her and seemed to make up for lost ground. Best for last was our #1 boy Dotun in Fresno, California. He introduced Charity to his grandma and siblings and aunties and then his parents surprised them fresh off the plane from Nigeria and welcomed Charity with open arms. Charity struggles to make a decision as she is falling for all four guys but ultimately Aaron B. gets the boot since you can only hang on to a great first date for so long. In other Bachelor Nation news, Nick Viall and Tyler Cameron will join Tom Sandoval and other stars for the second season of “Special Forces.” Breakup Watch is reengaged for Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick as she has posted some recent ringless pics.   (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 42m:39s) Quick hits this week are full of the sads with three pop culture deaths. Sinead O'Connor died at age 56, Paul Reubens (known best as Pee-wee Herman) at age 70, and Angus Cloud of “Euphoria” fame at age 25 all within the past week. Rest in peace to all of them and much love and strength to their family and friends. Taylor Swift may be teaming up with the “Succession” screenwriter to make a series inspired by her exes. Vee went “Yikes!” to Cardi B throwing a mic back at a fan throwing a drink at her and to Lizzo getting served a lawsuit by her former dancers claiming she forced them to engage with a sex show in Amsterdam and created a hostile work environment. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "MODERN JAM" by Travis Scott, Teezo Touchdown -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica aren't taking it easy for Episode 275! Charity and crew have made it to New Orleans for what has become a very speedy season. Hometowns are next week and on the minds of all the men. Joey got the first one-on-one of the week and they did a little tour around the streets of NOLA and received a little poem about their love story and a tarot reading. Joey is the first man to say he is falling in love with Charity and the first rose that solidified his spot for hometowns next week. Producers must really be racing because we got the most anticlimactic two-on-one with Sean and Tanner that results in no rose and Sean starting his “wait until my father hears about this!” level spiral. Meanwhile, Aaron B. is getting pissed that he, as a seven year resident of NOLA, isn't getting the second one-on-one, but Dotun is. Dotun and Charity “run” a half marathon together and then he tells her how he is falling in love with her too. He currently seems like the one to beat. Charity planned to recycle both Sean and Tanner for the remaining group date but Sean tried to plead his case at her hotel room and she sent him home. This is the week of Charity not giving out roses on dates because for the group date she only gives one rose and lets the other one wait for what was supposed to be a mini rose ceremony. Even though Xavier expressed worries about marriage, Tanner is still too far behind the pack and Charity sends him home. In other Bach Nation news, Gabby Windey might be soft launching a new boo. Raven and Adam welcomed their second child this week. Some breakup rumors are swirling around Greg and Victoria and Michael A. and Danielle.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 43m:32s) Tom Brady has moved on from one model to another with Irina Shayk. Ariana Grande might be homewrecking the marriage of her co-star Ethan Slater as there are rumors her and Ethan are dating. Vee went “Yikes!” to Elon Musk changing the name of Twitter to “X”. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Love Like This" by ZAYN -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are on Sasquatch watch for episode 274! Charity and her crew are in the mountains in Washington for a cinematic week of dates. Dotun and her conquer some fears by bungee jumping from the tallest bridge in North America. Meanwhile, back at the house the dudes are starting back up their beef with Brayden and how he views the process. For the group date, the men are put to the test by some young girl “scouts” (aka child actors in sashes with fake badges) to see who has good survival skills. For some reason, Aaron B. wins the extra time at the kissing tree… and that reason is probably just to amp up the drama between him and Brayden that explodes during the after party. The producers worked overtime this week to get Charity to overhear the juicy parts of the argument that leads to her taking Brayden to the side and him going home because inherently they aren't on the same page with where things will end. Xavier got the second one-on-one of the week and they went to a fruit festival. He proves that he is more than surface level compliments and isn't like her ex. All the dudes are lulled into a false sense of security for the cocktail party until Brayden flip-flops through the woods to apologize one last time to Charity before getting berated by Aaron B. again. Will other past flames show up during the rest of the season? Gerry Turner has been revealed as the 71-year-old Golden Bachelor. A couple Bachelor Nation folks are expecting: Clare Crawley and her husband via surrogate, and Shawn Booth and some mystery woman.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 1h:01m:55s) Lindsay Lohan has welcomed her son this past week. It is divorce season with Ariana Grande and her hubby Dalton Gomez along with Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello heading for splitsville. Gigi Hadid got briefly arrested for having weed on her as she headed to her Cayman Islands vacay. Kylie Jenner and Jordyn Woods have been spotted back together. Vee went “Yikes!” to Miranda Lambert stopping her concert and calling out fans taking a selfie in the first row. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Drink Water" Jon Bariste ft. Jon Bellion, Fireboy DML -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling like they can do anything with Barbie for episode 273! Charity takes the boys to Oceanside, Ca. for this week of dates and starts off by giving Brayden the VIP treatment with a helicopter ride and one-on-one date in the Padres ballpark. He lived out his childhood fantasies as a fan, but isn't buying into the whole engagement fantasy just yet. Jojo and Jordan help host a Barbie and Ken themed date where all the men tried their best to sing for Charity's heart. Dotun was the dark horse to get the group date rose, but the darkest horse was Warwick getting a one-on-one. The “big kid” date to Belmont Park proved that Warwick was really only a pretty face to Charity as no sparks flew and he was sent home. Aaron B. breaks the top Bachelor Nation rule by talking about another contestant during his cocktail party conversation with Charity. Brayden is the biggest threat in the house right now and Aaron can't keep his name out of his mouth to try to protect Charity, but both get to stay another week. Katie Thurston will be one of the leads on the new season of FBoy Island. We got two couples from BIP Canada season two, including Chelsea Vaughn (Matt James' season) and Austin Tinsley (Katie's season).  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 47m:26s) Logan Paul proposed to his model gf, Nina Agdal. Britney Spears got smacked by Spurs player security guard and her team is pressing charges. Threads has hit the social media scene, and Elon Musk and the Twitter legal team aren't too happy about it. Will Threads have staying power? Veronica went “Yikes!” to the collective internet outrage around Keke Palmer's baby daddy shaming her hot outfit and Jonah Hill's ex posting their text messages of his version of controlling “boundaries”. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Show Me" by NIALL SULLIVAN ft. Eddy I. -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling patriotic for episode 272! Charity is getting into the swing of dates and starts off the week with a picture perfect first one-on-one with Aaron B. He talks about going to therapy and how his coin was double-sided (no shit) and they bond over being from military families. The first group date is the 4th DodgeBowl and they made digs at Yosef's blow-up over Clare's DodgeBowl. The pink team came out on top and Adrian from the green team got the MVP, even though wrestler Caleb deserved it more. Adrian and Brayden start their beef over maturity and mindset, which carries the drama for the majority of the episode. The second group date brought back Gabby and Rachel to host a chemistry show to see who is going to break the longest Bachelor Nation kiss with Charity. Joey shows up and shows out and they slam that record into outer space. Meanwhile, the dudes who head back to the house after watching the historical makeout make Brayden question Charity's character. The BBQ cocktail party replacement goes well until Charity gets conflicting stories from Brayden and Adrian but ultimately keeps them both in the rose ceremony. Who will she trust moving forward?  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 58m:18s) Robert DeNiro and family are mourning the loss of his 19-year-old grandson. Pop culture is mourning the loss of the creator of the Clapper and the Chia pet, Joseph Pedott. Pete Davidson has checked himself into rehab to deal with some ongoing borderline personality disorder and PTSD issues. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continued trend of throwing items at musicians as they are performing, with this instance being Kelsea Ballerini being hit in the face by a bracelet. Is the potential clout getting to people's heads? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** Making The Band (Danity Kane)" by Earl Sweatshirt -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are ready to take out the luggage with Charity for episode 271! We are back on our bullshit with the premiere episode of season 20 of the Bachelorette. They had rain for the limo entrances, but at least they gave Charity a fancy pagoda to stand under. Limo entrances ended with a special guest… her brother! Even though production gave him a laughable disguise, he definitely had some intel to give his sis about some of the dudes. We have all the professions covered with professional wrestlers, jumpers, software salesmen, and even some healthcare bros. Brayden got some bombastic side-eye for being so giddy over his makeout session with Charity, but it earned him the First Impression Rose! Will he be made a villain all season? Will Charity be a fakeout queen? Only time will tell. Bachelor Nation announced that Serena and Grocery Store Joe will take over hosting Bachelor Happy Hour, which seemingly unceremoniously canned Michelle Young and Becca Kufrin. There seems to be a new power couple in the franchise…  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 45m:48s) Ryan Seacrest will add host of “Wheel of Fortune” to his lengthy resume starting next season. But will Vanna White stick around without a raise and her beloved co-host? Jennifer Lawrence squashed the rumors that her and Liam Hemsworth had an affair whilst he was married to Miley Cyrus. Taylor Swift called off her Swifties from bullying John Mayer in preparation of her “Speak Now” re-release that includes the track “Dear John” that folks think is about her relationship with him. In an episode full of successions, Rihanna is stepping down from her CEO role with Savage X Fenty. Vee went “Yikes!” to a member of the audience throwing a phone and hitting Bebe Rexha at her recent New York performance. He did it to “be funny,” but last time we checked, several stitches around the eye socket isn't a great joke. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Summer Baby" by Jonas Brothers -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are back recording on Juneteenth for episode 270! We are so ready for there to be a new season of Bachelorette because there isn't a ton of Bach Nation news… Kelley Flanagan has a new Greek boo that she put to the test taking him to her sister's wedding. Madi Prewett gave Vee a bit of the ick with her takeover of her friend's engagement pics. Tayshia is living her Carrie Bradshaw fantasy in her chic Soho apartment that she redid with Williams Sonoma.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 25m:24s) Kourtney Kardashian Barker made her pregnancy public with an homage to a Blink-182 music video at their recent concert. Brody Jenner and his pregnant girlfriend are now engaged. Vee went “Yikes!” to Pete Davidson just now getting charged and having court dates set for a reckless driving incident that happened months ago. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Basquiat" by Asake -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are ready for the Bachelor offseason to be over for this episode 269 (nice)! One of Bachelor Nation's hotties, Tyler Cameron, made a trip to the A this past weekend to help preview the new nightlife spot, Wicked Wolf Atlanta, with other reality stars, including Tom Schwartz and Food God (Jonathan Cheban). Many other Bachelor Nation stars attended CMA Fest and Wells has been reporting live from the beach that is full of Gen Z'ers. In other reality news, Vanderpump Rules had their third and final part of the reunion for season 10 where Raquel goes over the real timeline of the affair and how Tom made her lie about things in her final confessional in the last 5 minutes of the show. Lala has been apologetic for how hard she went at Raquel in the reunion after seeing how brainwashed Raquel was.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 33m:54s) The internet was abuzz this weekend with rumors of Kelis and Bill Murray dating. Tory Lanez' legal team has delayed his sentencing in the case around the shooting of Megan Thee Stallion and prosecutors are still looking for him to be sentenced for 13 years. Johnny Depp has picked five charities to split up the $1 million he was awarded in his case with Amber Heard. Pat Sajak announced that the 41st season of “Wheel of Fortune” will be his last after 40 years hosting the show. But what about Vanna? Vee went “Yikes!” to the former CEO of Dippin' Dots being arrested naked after an alleged assault of him to his girlfriend. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Who Told You" J Hus ft. Drake -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are back in the game for episode 268! We are getting closer to Charity's season and her cast of eligible men has been released. Not as many name crossovers but we are trying to figure out who will be final 4 worthy or even next Bachelor worthy… Matt James' mom is in talks to be cast for Golden Bachelor. Will other Bachelor Nation single parents be up for the casting call? Andi Dorfman was wed to Blaine Hart in Italy and looked gorgeous. Tyler Cameron went on “Out of the Pods” and talked about how if he was given the Final Rose it would be super likely that Hannah and him would be married and together to this day. Get your flip flops ready because Jesse Palmer and Wells posted that they are off to Paradise to start filming!  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 39m:25s) Rest in peace to icon Tina Turner who died in her Swiss home a few weeks ago. Taylor Swift and Matty Healy are no more and supposedly it wasn't ever that serious. Swifties are also side eying her new collab with Ice Spice for a variety of reasons. Is it just a PR stunt? Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello are back together and better than ever and were seen doing a lot of PDA at one of the Eras Tour stops. Al Pacino is joining is pal De Niro with becoming a new dad again at the ripe age of 82 with his 29-year-old girlfriend. Vee went “Yikes!” to Danny Masterson of “That ‘70s Show” fame getting convicted on two counts of rape. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Mona Lisa" by Dominic Fike -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are ready for family dinner for episode 267! Kaity and Zach are doing something abnormal in Bachelor Nation… by going back to their normal jobs. Kaity is back to her 12-hour nursing shifts and LA isn't on the horizon for them as a couple. But, they did join other old school and new school Bachelor favorites for some marathon “Almost Famous” pod recordings with Ashley I. and Ben Higgens. The whole gang (including Clare Crawley, her husband Ryan, Rachel Recchia, Gabby Windey, Chris Harrison, and Lauren Zima) grabbed dinner together and boy do we wish we could've been a fly on the wall. There aren't a ton more details about Golden Bachelor yet, but Martha Stewart said it isn't completely off the table, but she would have to get a sneak peek at her bachelor(s) first. On a recent podcast, Kaitlyn Bristowe talked about how she was discouraged from sharing her bisexuality by the Bachelor psychologist and was warned that it would be used against her. In other reality TV news, Love Is Blind season 3 couple Colleen and Matt are moving in together after two years of marriage.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 24m:16s) Ariana Madix is making her press rounds with her hitting the big time with a guest spot on Call Her Daddy. Billie Eilish and Jesse Rutherford have reportedly broken up. Robert De Niro and his baby mama were seen at Cannes. Taylor Lautner sort of knows that he is the favorite ex of Taylor Swift… but wishes John Mayer the best as Speak Now (Taylor's Version) is coming out soon. Vee went “Yikes!” to a paparazzi/photographer fueled car chase of Harry and Meghan after an event in NYC. Some folks think they did it for publicity, but why would you want to recreate how your mother, Princess Diana, died? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "When Love Sucks" Jason Derulo ft. Dido -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are still sweaty from the dance floor for episode 266! It is finally here!! “It” being the confirmed announcement that The Golden Bachelor will air on Mondays this fall. But is it a miss to air a show about 60-year-olds at 10 p.m. EST? Bachelor alum, Colton Underwood, has a husband now! One of the twins from Ben Higgens season/BIP, Emily Ferguson, welcomed her first baby this week. Alexis Waters, known for loving dolphins but doing her limo entrance in a shark costume, got engaged to longtime boyfriend over her 30th birthday weekend. Is Tayshia Adams heading that same way with supposed boyfriend Luke Gulbranson of Summer House? The pair was spotted in Tiffany's looking at rings. * side-eye emoji *  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 25m:31s) The Weeknd might be going with his weekday, aka government, name soon. Will this be his turn into more acting? Sports Illustrated announced their cover stars for their swimsuit issue and they include Megan Fox, Brooks Nader, Kim Petras, and Martha Stewart, who at 81 is the oldest cover star. A couple couples had some secret-ish weddings recently. Kate Bosworth and Justin Long are married after it only being one month since their engagement announcement. Chrishell Stause and G Flip had a Vegas wedding this past weekend. Bill Hader and Ali Wong are giving their love another go after briefly dating last fall and being spotted together again. Vee went “Yikes!” to the conspiracy theory that potentially the Spears family is using AI to put up the front that Britney is either not missing or worse… Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Jericho" by Iniko -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are heading into wedding season for episode 265! But one of Paradise's seemingly strong couples will no longer be heading down the aisle. Brandon and Serene posted a joint Instagram post saying they have ended their relationship but there has been no specific tea spilled just yet. We wish them the best. Lesser known Bachelor Nation cast-off couple, Spencer (Tayshia's season) and Sam (Clayton's season) have also called it quits. BIP Canada season 2 has kicked off and it looks like some of these Americans are there to make waves. Should we get a VPN to watch? We talk at length about how Jess might've been a dark horse from Zach's recent season after seeing her post-show glow-up.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 35m:53s) The writers' strike is impacting the MTV Movie & TV Awards and Drew Barrymore has pulled out of hosting. Ed Sheeran won his copyright infringement case but do you think that “Thinking Out Loud” and “Let's Get It On” by Marvin Gaye sound the same? Khloe Kardashian's baby boy's name might finally be revealed as Tatum Robert Thompson. Taylor Swift had a busy weekend of her rainy Nashville shows confirming that the “Speak Now” rerecorded album is coming this summer and helping swirl the dating rumors between her and The 1975's Matt Healy. Vee went “Yikes!” to Chris Brown and Usher potentially fighting and Robert De Niro being a 79-year-old dad of an infant. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Fire" by Russ -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are surprised by the amount of pop culture news for episode 264! Becca and Thomas are expecting their first baby together this September! Much to many fans' dismay, Lauren and Cameron from season 1 of Love Is Blind will not be the new hosts for the upcoming fifth season. But, Lauren will be back on reality TV with Amazon Freevee's new competition show The GOAT, along with Bachelor Nation faves Grocery Store Joe and Tayshia Adams. Pilot Pete and Kelley have officially broken up… again. Gabby Windey talked about what actually was going on with her and Vinny on Kaitlyn Bristowe's podcast and it wasn't all jokes… they actually do have some romantic feelings but schedules make it tough. The Bachelor season 27 girlies are living their best lives and went on a Miami girls trip this past weekend. The White House Correspondents Dinner included several social media and reality stars in attendance, such as Rachel Lindsay and her husband Bryan Abasolo and some of the ladies of Vanderpump Rules. That ended up being fitting for when a Scandoval reference was made and everyone at home could see Ariana's reaction in the crowd at dinner.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 24m:00s) The first Monday of May aka the Met Gala has come and gone with some folks taking on Karl Lagerfeld's cat Choupette, Chanel archive looks, and pregnancy announcements from Serena Williams and Karlie Kloss. A cockroach even made its Met carpet debut. Rest in peace to Jerry Springer and all the fun compilations his show has brought us. Alex Cooper aka Ms. Call Her Daddy is engaged to her Mr. Sexy Zoom Man. People are trying to figure out if Miley Cyrus released some demo tracks under a fake name, Clara Pierce, or if someone else leaked them before they were taken off of streaming platforms. Vee went “Yikes!” to some rom com promos that might've gone too far with Glen Powell's relationship ending and people speculating about the stability of Sydney Sweeney's relationship with her fiance in light of videos with her aforementioned co-star. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "They Don't Love It" by Jack Harlow -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are hearing crickets for episode 263!  The final three girls from Zach's season explained their matching IG pics finally… and it was just their sister solidarity. Ben Higgins wants to put his hat into the ring for hosting the Bachelor Seniors show. He will even settle for handing out their meds. Rachel Recchia might be heading to the beach this summer. Meanwhile, Gabby has ex Clayton hollering in her IG comments. Dean Unglert stays being wild with recent comments about how if he is sterile Caelynn could maybe use one of his brother's sperm for their children.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 23m:47s) Coachella weekend two was without Frank Ocean and with some major guests. Labrinth brought out Sia and Zendaya. Rest in peace to dance legend and Dancing with the Stars judge Len Goodman. Atlanta is praying for Jamie Foxx as his mysterious medical condition improves. He has been hospitalized for the last several weeks. Veronica went “Yikes!” to cheating rumors surrounding Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn's breakup. Swifties are taking to Instagram to track down Joe's co-star, Emma Laird, and think she was more than just working with Joe. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!

Si & Veronica are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for Bachelor Nation news for episode 262! Kaitlyn Bristowe went on her fiance's podcast to talk about her earnings and negotiations from her time on reality TV. Scandoval is still alive and kicking after Tom Sandoval went on Howie Mandel's podcast and got plenty of backlash from the content of the show. Ariana might have already moved on with a new fling seen at Coachella. Love Is Blind was the main source of reality tv drama this week… even though their delayed “live” reunion barely touched any of the on-screen drama. The Lachey's are getting backlash for being pushy about babies and for generally not helping lead juicy conversation. Much like last season, it feels like most of the drama will unfold with receipts on IG. Marshall went onto Nick Viall's podcast to talk about Jackie's betrayal and his time on the show. Business Insider revealed some of the nasty underpinnings of the popular show with examples from their first season in Atlanta.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 30m:35s) Coachella weekend one was this past weekend and the stars were out and about. Bad Bunny stans were not pleased to see multiple PDA videos of Benito and Kendall Jenner. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello fans were confused to see the exes getting cozy. And Frank Ocean disappointed his huge crowd with his tardiness and strange set and stage configuration. Ariana Grande spoke out about how folks shouldn't comment on other people's bodies and what they deem to be healthy or not. Vee went “Yikes!” to Drake Bell going missing by a Florida middle school just to be found several hours later?? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Chemical" by Post Malone -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling the spring vibes for episode 261! Madi Prewett is getting her bag with Cupshe by making supposedly “modest, faith-aligned” bathing suits with the fast fashion brand. There seems to be a Bravo/Bachelor romance crossover after a picture featuring Tayshia and Luke from Summer House subtly holding hands was deleted from IG. Joshua Tylerbest from Katie Thurston's season has been arrested on 15 child sexual abuse materials charges… Scandoval is still brewing, especially after Schwartz's manic Watch What Happens Live appearance. Netflix is changing it up and doing their first ever live reunion show with this current season of  Love is Blind. Bartise, known villain from season 3 of LIB and from Perfect Match has revealed he has a baby son.  (Bachelor/reality TV talk ends at time marker 32m:03s) Amidst all the Eras tour content, the Swifties and sources close to the singer have stated that Taylor and longtime-bf Joe Alwyn have broken up. Will the rest of her tour feature more brekaup bops? On the other side of the love spectrum, Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi are engaged. Kim Kardashian will be taking on a non-reality role in the upcoming 12th season of American Horror Story. Meanwhile, her sister Kylie Jenner is sparking romance rumors with Timothee Chalamet. A fifth Shrek movie could be in the works with the OG voice cast. Vee went “Yikes!” to the mysterious stabbing death of the Cash App founder and to Nick Cannon's delusions that Taylor Swift would want to father his 13th child. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** Wait On Me" by THEY. ft. Kacey Musgraves -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica aren't going to be fooled for episode 260! Welcome to the off-season, comPODres! Mike Fleiss, aka the Bach Daddy aka Mr. Problematic at the helm of the franchise, has decided to leave the franchise… except it isn't all sunshine and roses. He does so amid allegations of racial discrimination, which is not a surprise to anyone who has been following the franchise for the last 5 years at minimum. Will we see a fresh, new Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise in his wake? Or will old fans rebuke new changes? Reality shows must run in the Glaze family because Marshall Glaze from season 4 of Love Is Blind is cousins with Justin Glaze from Katie Thurston's Bachelorette season and last summer's BIP. Only time will tell which one of them has the better facial expressions.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 33m:52s) Gwyneth Paltrow won her George Washinton in the ski crash trial. Justin Bieber might have to say sorry to his fans again amid retirement rumors. His ex, Selena Gomez, might be dating Gigi Hadid's ex, Zayn Malik. Kelsea Ballerini made one of country music's biggest stages a place to celebrate drag queens and honor the victims of gun violence. We may still have to save Britney yet… she has been seen without her husband or wedding ring and with a new mystery man. Vee went “Yikes!” to a sloppy Emrata and Harry Styles smooch that may have angered Emrata's pal, Olivia Wilde. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Thank You Song" by Su Lee -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling tired for episode 259! The Bachelor semi-surprised us with a THREE HOUR-LONG finale that had a Kardashians commercial and an unnecessary interview with Sean and Catherine Lowe. Jesse came to us live with a studio audience and kicked us off before we continued Zach's Thailand journey with Ariel's absolute poise and perfect articulation of her feelings at the end of the show and how Zach took away the coupledom and agency with how he handled Fantasy Suites. The ladies get to meet Zach's family and get to tiptoe around the awkwardness of what happened with “Sex Week”. Kaity and Zach's dad bonded over their own daddy issues and Gabi learned more about Zach's sick baby past. Kaity's final one-on-one date goes swimmingly, meanwhile Gabi's leaves her with nonanswers that are really the answer she doesn't want to hear. Gabi predicts her own end and stopped Zach from saying more canned break-up lines. Kaity and Zach seem happy together and are planning on moving in together in the summer! We get a sneak preview of Charity's season, coming June 26 at a new later time, and her brother is going to go undercover to learn about these men.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 51m:22s) Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez are trying to stop the hate flowing in from their stans against the other. Natalie and Deepti from season 2 of Love Is Blind started their own recap podcast. Goop is on her second week of trial for the skiing lawsuit that is being memed everywhere. Sammi Sweetheart is returning to the shore after 10 long years. Gisele might be back in the dating game… and someone in a higher tax bracket. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Nashville tragedy (and how Bachelor handled it) and to Jonathan Majors being arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman (who might be his girlfriend). Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "LA STARS" by eaJ -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling the good vibrations for episode 258! It's week 9 aka Sex Week but actually no sex week according to Zach's very silly declaration. Even absentee host Jesse thought it was a bad idea and ended up being right… Ariel, aka the sexiest contestant, gets her date first to eat bugs and makeout at the market and takes Zach's “no sex” rule like a g when it comes to the overnight portion. Meanwhile, Gabi is already spiraling, which leads to a “always second” spiral on her private island/pirate ship date. Gabi really leaves it all on the field when she says she is falling for Zach, just for him to drop the bomb of his rule… and for them to break it. Because Zach is so worried about doing everything “right” he makes the poor decision to tell Gabi that he has to tell their sex story to Kaity and then ambushes Kaity mid date about what happened when she is a grown adult and could've been okay with assuming the potential sex and not being confronted with it. Kaity sticks around because she knows she's his number one and Ariel gets sent home and has the most poised and graceful exit. There are a couple US Bachelor Nation faves joining our northern neighbors in the Canadian BIP. Charity's potential cast has been leaked and she has quite the range of men looking for her love.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 54m:22s) Selena Gomez stays winning as she becomes the first woman to reach 400 million followers on Instagram! Take that Kylie; anything for Selenas! If you remember Good Burger  from 25 years ago, get excited because Kenan and Kel are bringing us Good Burger 2. Throwback to some of our OG Future Bachelor episodes, but we finally get closure on XXXtentacion's killers. Vee gave a sad “Yikes!” to Amanda Bynes being put on psychiatric hold after being found wandering the streets of LA naked. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Tormenta" by Gorillaz feat. Bad Bunny -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are sipping the syrup for episode 257! We get a double stacked week with Hometowns and Women Tell All. We got to see Zach go to Vermont with Gabi, Austin with Kaity, Georgia with Charity, and NYC with Ariel. Three out of the four women have some protective brothers, with Ariel's brother taking the cake by asking Zach why Ariel should choose him. Kaity seems like the front runner especially after how easy it was to get Zach to do her chores for her. She gets the greenlight from her mom to continue their relationship and joins Charity in the club of telling him that she is falling in love. That didn't save Charity as she was eliminated… but she will be our next bachelorette. Zach has many non-answers for the ladies when in the hot seat for the Women Tell All, but we finally see the Bachelor franchise taking accountability for its race issues by bringing in Dr. Kira Banks from St. Louis University and talking about microaggressions. From the previews, it looks like Zach isn't going to keep his “no sex” promise for fantasy suites… In other Bach news, Ivan Hall proposed to his girlfriend AND bought her a new Tesla.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 1h:03m:31s) This past week was the Oscars and Everything Everywhere All At Once were the big winners with seven awards, including most of the actor/actress categories and best picture. Lindsay Lohan is next up for our early aughts party queens getting pregnant. Time to get over season 3 of Love is Blind, because we have the singles of Seattle and season 4 right around the corner. Vee went “Yikes!” to Rachel Bilson pretty much admitting that her longtime ex and father of her child, Hayden Christensen, could never make her… ahem… finish. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Mike (desert island duvet)" by Fred again.., The Streets, Dermot Kennedy -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling 100% confident for episode 256! Week 7 was a big week for Zach and his ladies and included lots of Hungarian bath houses. Greer gets shipped from Estonia post-quarantine to just get dumped in a hotel room. Kaity secured the first hometown date rose and seemingly the front-runner spot after revealing more about her daddy issues on her second one-on-one. The group date is a mindfuck for all the girls as a mentalista reads their minds and reveals some unsavory thoughts. Brooklyn gets a second one-on-one that is mostly Zach realizing he isn't all in on her and can't meet her sweet grandpa. Kat spiraled more this week and it causes Zach to lose confidence in their connection and send her home. Hannah Brown is becoming the reality show winning darling after winning Special Forces.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 51m:32s) The Hailey/Justin Bieber vs. Selena Gomez drama continues as many think JBiebs bday party favor referenced how he was happy to not be with Selena… but also that Hailey was a second choice. Avril Lavigne and Tyga made it official at Paris Fashion Week. Is that the new IG official if you're a celeb? Two new reality shows are coming down the line. One will feature identical twins being split up to find love and the other has a star studded cast of reality villains competing for money. Vee (and every Bravo fan) went “Yikes!” to what is now known as the “Scandoval” with Tom Sandoval and Raquel/Rachel having a months long affair under Tom's longtime gf, Ariana's, nose. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** “Red Ruby Da Sleeze” by Nicki Minaj -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are lacing up their shoes for episode 255! The Bachelor and his ladies are in Estonia this week looking for love. Charity gets a one-on-one redux complete with horse and carriage, weird wife carrying competitions, and dumping some of her relationship trauma. But before all of that, Kat set the tone by stealing a smooch moments before Zach took Charity on her date. Brooklyn makes it clear that what Kat did was classless but Kat can't see past her perfect button nose. They try to all get rid of the bad vibes on their witchy group date, but Jess's paranoia about a one-on-one gets the best of her and half sends herself home/half gets sent home. We here at Future Bachelor are #TeamAriel and she proves it even more with her honest and fun approach to her one-on-one at the Estonian sauna. Will the Kat and Brooklyn drama explode next week? Kaitlyn Bristowe thinks that Zach's covid b-roll was filmed at a different time back in LA. MadiPrew and Grant Trizzy Troutt explained that purity contracts helped them be held accountable before their marriage.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 41m:24s) Keke Palmer is now a boy mom! The SAG awards were this past week and there were big wins for Abbott Elementary, White Lotus, and more. Jenna Ortega and Aubrey Plaza twinned with their deadpan stares whilst presenting. Rebel Wilson is engaged to Ramona Agruma and they are definitely going to go full Disney adult for their wedding. Vee went “Yikes!” to the grown adult women participating in mean girl drama. Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez seemingly haven't squashed their beef and now Kylie is teaming up with Hailey. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Wings" by Jonas Brothers -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling the (sinus) pressure for episode 254! We aren't the only ones as Zach only was able to get one date under his belt before he was struck by Ms. Rona in London. Gabi got the coveted one-on-one AND shopping spree date, complete with royal perfumes and corgis. The group date girlies kept crying saying they had been stood up after being told multiple times that Zach wasn't coming. But why let them get dressed for the cocktail party?!?! Charity also gets her one-on-one canceled but ends up getting a special gift during their virtual cocktail party. For all of us with Zoom fatigue, this episode felt like a bad nightmare. Greer was all of us saying how she is used to seeing her little square of herself in the corner, but she set Zach off with her end of quarter comments. But Kylee and Mercedes were the real losers this week with being dumped via video call.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 43m:39s) Bruce Willis has been diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia and his family is trying to make his life as fun and active as they can for him. RIP to Richard Belzer of SVU fame. His pal Ice T mourned him just days after getting his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star. New couples alert! Kendall Jenner may have snagged Bad Bunny and the internet is up in arms. And Avril Lavigne was seen with Tyga in the midst of her engagement to Mod Sun ending. Vee went “Yikes!” to Tiger Woods' distasteful tampon prank. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners, Mike Shinoda, Mr. Hahn -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling the love for this Valentine's week episode 253! These hottie mamas and Zach the snack are headed to the Bahamas for hopefully no drama… Spoiler: There was some. The pressure is on for girls to get more time with Zach, which leads to Anastasia trying to pull Zach away from the group date. Kylee tried to interrupt as politely as she could and thus the “fight” saga began. Should Anastasia be made the villain for knowing how many followers she's bound to gain being on the show when that is her livelihood? Our 1:1 dates get into Kat's mommy issues and Brooklyn's daddy issues and abusive relationship past. Zach continued his trend of nipping the drama in the bud and sent Anastasia home before roses were even handed out. Kylee seems to have survivor's guilt, but most of the girls backed her actions. What is the bomb that they are going to drop on them next week in London? Clayton wrote a book about his mental health journey and his ex Rachel might be on her breast reduction journey.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 53m:21s) Lebron James is the King for real now as he secured his spot as the top scorer in the NBA this past week. Our Queen Rihanna performed a whole halftime show while several months pregnant with her second child. One of the commercials during the big game announced the newest collab with McDonalds and it is rap couple Offset and Cardi B. Megan Fox and MGK are looking like they are no longer together after a cryptic IG post including some Lemonade lyrics. Vee went “Yikes!” to Bachelor Nation's own Nick Viall claiming there hasn't been a good Bachelor since him. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Saturday/Sunday" Jason Derulo, David Guetta -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica aren't feeling toxic for episode 252! Jesse tried to make his date card announcements more dramatic than it was but we had a week full of dates and departures. Kaity got the full “night at the museum” treatment… but we wonder if those little cots saw more than sleep. As we prep for the Super Bowl, we got to see the girls leave it all on the field with an extra vicious Bachelor Bowl V. The names were probably the best part. Christina solidified herself as an early villain with some snide comments about Bailey's departure and stealing Charity's moment when Charity got the group date rose. Brianna used the pool party to spill some tea and name drop a certain content creator for Zach to have to confront as she bounced. Christina's tears were not enough to earn her a rose and we saw the quickest rise and fall of a villain. Zach is cutting to the chase! Clare also cut to the chase and wed Ryan Dawkins this past week. Hannah G. and Dylan Barbour finally set a wedding date. Victoria Fuller is joining the Bachelor has-beens podcast club.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 46m:14s) Beyonce and the Beyhive are hoping Ticketmaster doesn't set a bad tone for her world tour. Beyonce also broke records with her new grammys, totaling her to over 30! Harry Styles beat her out for album of the year, but his pal Lizzo got record of the year. Kim Petras got to be the first openly trans artist to accept a Grammy. Vee went “Yikes!” to Leonardo DiCaprio supposedly dating a woman nearly 30 years his junior… the same age as the actress playing Pedro Pascal's “daughter in Last of Us. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Worth It." RAYE -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are feeling like hot diggity dogs for episode 251! We get our first week of dates for Zach and his ladies. They blew the production budget with the first group date with having Latto and then three Bachelor Nation “bad bitch” alums, Victoria F., Tahzjuan, and Courtney (neither of us knew who she was). Tahzjuan didn't think any of the women were up to snuff and attempted to join the season… but got denied by Zach. Christina Mandrell (got the name right this week) got the coveted first one-on-one date AND helicopter date AND chance to meet Zach's family. She dropped the “I have a kid bomb” and Zach seems good with it… for now. The last group date of the week could've been mud wrestling for all we know because they only showed us the cocktail portion that included mostly makeouts. Brianna showed some cracks in her confidence over the course of the episode and even confronted villain-in-the-making, Christina. Hannah Ann got engaged to her NFL practice squad boo. And MadiPrew and Grant Trizzy Troutt are on their purity culture BS still with some podcast clips going viral.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 38m:09s) The Jonas Brothers announced their new (very uncreative in title) album at their Walk of Fame ceremony. Along with that coming in May, we will also have Fast X hitting theaters. Celebs are in the business of making babies with Paris Hilton welcoming her first via surrogate and Meghan Trainor announcing her second on the Today Show. Will the Spice Girls have a full reunion for the coronation of King Charles? Vee went “Yikes!” to disputes with Priscilla Presley and the validity of her late daughter, Lisa Marie's, will. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!  -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Two Tens" Cordae, Anderson .Paak -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are looking for roses once again for episode 250! Zach Shallcross is ready to find love and some of these girls are already all in! This limo episode lacked crazy entrances with there being more one-liners and small props. America's First Impression Rose winner, Briana, is still a fan favorite with her confidence and poise. Madison's desperation got her kicked off before the rose ceremony. Zach might be making moves for Arie's title of the makeout bandit (as we haven't seen many moves for him to overtake Sean Lowe's most shirtless title just yet). Greer won the first impression rose and she has already had to do a notes app apology about defending black face, so we are off to a great start! A real villain hasn't emerged yet, but Christina Mandrell (sorry for calling her Catherine for the whole show whoops), might be a cocky contender. In other Bachelor Nation news, BIP faves Raven and Adam are expecting their second child who is due in July!  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 41m:26s) Netflix is taking a page out of Are You The One? and Bachelor in Paradise's books for a new show premiering on Valentine's Day called Perfect Match. Selena Gomez says she's still single after being seen on a couple of dates with The Chainsmokers' Drew Taggart. Kylie Jenner finally revealed the name of her son and it is Aire Webster. We have a pop punk great ending with Panic! At the Disco and another being revived with Fall Out Boy's first single since 2018 and a new album on the way. Vee went “Yikes!” to all the controversy surrounding Beyonce performing her “queer-inspired” album in Dubai, where same-sex relationships are illegal. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "COMO UN BEBÉ" by J Balvin, Bad Bunny, Mr. Eazi -- Follow us on Instagram!

Episode 249 | “Best Pal” Si & Veronica are ringing in Vee's last year of her 20s with episode 249! Nick Viall put a ring on his child bride this past week. Was his ring a potential podcast partner or just a good ethically sourced diamond company? Nick and Chris Harrison seem to be beefing… but it is more like a miscommunication manufactured as “drama” by Nick's smart podcast producer. Natasha Parker is leaving Click Bait after feeling discouraged by the current path of the franchise. Another strong black woman out on the franchise… seems like the common denominator of the Bachelor machine might have to answer some questions soon. Dean and Caelynn celebrated their engagement in California recently and seem to be rocking and rolling on wedding planning. They won't be having a wedding party to stand up with them at the altar. Is that going to be more peoples' response to some of these comically large wedding parties we are seeing?  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 20m:10s) RIP to some greats in the music scene, Lisa Mari Presley and Jeff Beck. Miley Cyrus's lead single from her upcoming album is out and full of easter eggs. It is even our slapper this week with how it flips Future Bachelor fave, Bruno Mars, song on its head. Was it really filmed in the house her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth supposedly used to cheat on her? Only time will tell. Childish Gambino may make his return to the music scene after Donald Glover commented that we haven't seen the last of his musical alter ego. Now will Rihanna drop new music before or after that happens? Vee went “Yikes!” to Ye supposedly being remarried to a Yeezy architectural designer, Bianca Censori. Is it even a legal marriage? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Flowers" by Miley Cyrus -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are playing with fire for episode 248! We had to shout out ourselves for our 5th Anniversary of doing the podcast! Thanks to all our longtime and new listeners. We are getting closer to Zach's season and the previews aren't getting any more exciting… And it doesn't help that the TikTok contestant reveal was an audio disaster. But, the season's secret weapon is new contestant Victoria who is “hard launching her divorce” with the season and was married to a popular Vine creator. Let's see how much that storyline is drawn out in the season. In other news, Teddi is happy with a new man that gave her a New Year's kiss. Susie, Andrew and Justin might all become roomies in LA. Si predicts they make their own podcast if that comes to fruition. Chris Harrison spilled the tea about the fall out from his controversy that pushed him out of the Bachelor and thanked Wells for being a good friend through it all. He wished Wells was the one to take up his spot as host and is happy (like the rest of us) that Vulture Viall… I mean Nick Viall… didn't take it.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 30m:44s) With a match made in ‘90s heaven, Matthew Lawerence from Boy Meets World is dating TLC's Chili. Miley Cyrus is going down the petty route by releasing the lead single from her new album on her ex Liam Hemsworth's bday. Noah Schnapp came out as gay on the internet this past week and connected the dots between reality and his Stranger Things character. Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner are done… again. But will it be for good? Vee went “Yikes!” to fans getting hin Bad Bunny's face and also to him throwing their phone in the ocean. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Lay Low" by Tiësto -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are ringing in the New Year with episode 247! Kristin Cavallari and Tyler Cameron got cozy for the holiday and it looks like it isn't just an ad campaign thing anymore. Katie Thurston might be back in the reality dating game with a The Circle star. How are we feeling about the upcoming Bachelor season? Some fellow podcasters aren't feeling up to the task. We went through a lot of highs and lows in Bach Nation last year and we recounted a few of our faves. Hannah Brown's villain, Luke P. found his forever girl. Hopefully no podiums were harmed in the making of their relationship. Jesse will be sitting down with the ladies of Zach's season, so we shall see what characters we have to look forward to.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 29m:37s) RIP to some of the greats, Barbara Walters and Pele. Memphis lost another rapper from their scene in Boo Gangsta. Lil Nas X is back on his trolling game with a fake son. There have been a couple of scary accidents/injuries the past couple days leaving two men in critical condition. Jeremy Renner got into an accident with a snow plow and suffered massive injuries; and currently the sports world is putting their thoughts and prayers behind Damar Hamlin who suffered cardiac arrest on the field of the Monday Night football game. Vee went “Yikes!” to Andrew Tate being arrested for alleged rape, sex trafficking, and organized crime after a Twitter fight with Greta Thunberg. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Milk & Coffee" by NoMBe -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are fresh off Christmas celebrations and keeping warm for episode 246! Anna Redman and Chris Bukowski are celebrating one year together. They are one of the more low-key Bach couples. Mike Johnson is officially off the market and dating a mystery girl that his friend tried to go for first! Jordan Kimball is expecting a (potentially model) baby with his wife. Seinne Flemming is married and has a bunch of gorgeous photos from her two ceremonies to prove it. Blake and Giannina are in the process of moving in together after celebrating one year together.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 22m:29s) Tory Lanez was found guilty on all three charges in the case involving Megan Thee Stallion but the internet is torn. Harvey Weinstein has been found guilty… again. This time it was for the sexual assault case being held against him in LA. The Young Thug/RICO trial might still be going on for most of 2023. Justin Bieber seems to be finalizing a deal to sell his catalog for $200 million. Will he get more than that? Will he release new music? Time will tell. Vee had a good chuckle and sort of went “Yikes!” to Lana Del Rey specifically only doing one billboard to promote her album and putting it in her ex's hometown. When you're a celebrity, your pettiness can be to that level. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Drunk Tank" by Marc E. Bassy -- Follow us on Instagram!

Episode 245 | “Reality Multiverse”  Si & Veronica are lighting menorahs and prepping for the holidays with episode 245! Chris Harrison is getting back into the entertainment game with a new podcast that really is coining the catchphrase we all know and love (and maybe love to hate). Will he get Bachelor folks in on the pod? Kira and Romeo are another failed BIP couple after some subposting by both parties on Instagram. Hannah Brown is looking for her bag while being on the cast of a new reality show called “Special Forces: The Ultimate Test”. Looks like Susie might be crossing into Love is Blind territory with some convos with one of the villain castmates from that show. Meanwhile, many fans want her to be a bachelorette lead pick.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 27m:20s) Rest in Peace to Stephen “tWitch” Boss. Our hearts go out to his family, friends, and loved ones. Make sure you reach out to a loved one this week and let them know how much you care about them. People are wondering if Emrata and Pete Davidson have sizzled after seeing him at a different sporting event with his “Bodies, Bodies, Bodies” costar and seeming snuggly. We finally got to see a bit of what Rihanna's baby boy looks like this week on TikTok and those genes are strong! The Barbie trailer looks like the perfect fever dream that we have to wait half a year to see. Vee went “Yikes!” to how the Kardashian-Jenner clan all but confirm that Kourtney is the worst parent of the bunch. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Nobody" by half•alive -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica are back off of some pre-Christmas festivities for episode 244! Tia Booth welcomed her baby boy, Tatum, to the world this past week with fiance Taylor. That is some triple T action. Some relatively unknowns in the Bachelor Nation tier system have “hard launched” this past week. Spencer, the first impression rose on Tayshia's season, and Sam, who might've been on two weeks of Clayton's season, are IG official. Arie and Lauren joined many celebs taking a stand against Balenciaga and posted a video of them burning their shoes from the controversial brand. Johnny is holding hard and fast to not falling for Nick's tricks after being sat at the same table as him for the People's Choice Awards and still refuses to go on his podcast.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 23m:28s) Brittney Griner has safely made it back to US soil and has already sunk a couple of baskets on the court. Pete Davidson has made his way back on Instagram… but this time with former NY Giant quarterback Eli Manning in tow. Celine Dion had to cancel some performances because of her recent diagnosis of stiff person syndrome. Jack Harlow is trying to follow in Pete Davidson's footsteps of dating baddies and word on the street is that him and Dua Lipa are actually an item like his lyrics foretold. In pure Loverboy fashion, Drake had a necklace with 42 engagement style diamonds for all the “previous engagements” he's contemplated. Vee went “Yikes!” to the US government taking another stab at trying to ban TikTok. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Nobody Gets Me" by SZA -- Follow us on Instagram!

Si & Veronica came back to life and the ‘80s for episode 243. We are in the offseason for Bachelor Nation shows, but we aren't too far removed from the drama of the beach just yet! Jill and Jacob already called it quits due to distance and differences on commitment. Genevieve has been in the loop with the multiple girls that Aaron was dating prior and after the show and says that the dots all connect to why he wanted to leave the beach single. Seems like that bro tangled a very not nectar web… The big tea from the past week was Victoria and Greg's appearance on Nick Viall's podcast. How “ethical” is it to have them tell their “side” on their friend's podcast? That is a bit gray. But Victoria confirms the c-word calling along with the wine glass throwing. The timeline seems fast but separated from what she and Greg said. Seems like moving fast is their thing because Greg plans to move in with her in Nashville soon and thinks marriage is in the cards for them. Marlena from Clayton's season met Shake, the villain from “Love Is Blind” season 2 and now they have some social media beef over him clout chasing.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 36m:15s) RIP to Kirstie Alley and our thoughts go to her family and friends. Keke Palmer is expecting her first child with boyfriend Darius Jackson and did a Beyonce level reveal on SNL. Another reveal that happened on SNL was SZA announcing her new album “SOS” will come out this Friday. Doppelgangers are truly everywhere and there is a whole FB page dedicated to those of the Adam Sandler variety. Vee went “Yikes!” to the GMA anchor affair. The tea is piping hot on people we didn't even really know about a week ago! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Creepin'" by Metro Boomin' with The Weeknd & 21 Savage -- Follow us on Instagram!

Episode 242 | “You Made Your Bed” Si & Veronica aren't too full from thanksgiving for episode 242! We are back from our long weekends ready to spill the tea about the finale. To be honest, it feels like they cut out a lot from the supposed 13 hour-long filming of the reunion and we might've even missed the juiciest parts. Michael, Danielle, Brandon, and Serene are all happy and lovey dovey and are surrounded by mostly mess. Brittany and Tyler didn't have a great reason for why they ended but it just seems like they weren't a match… one was clingy and one wanted to live wild and free. Logan got to put Kate in her place. Rodney made his peace with the Eliza situation (but we didn't get to hear any of Justin's side). But the real meat of the episode was the Johnny, Victoria, and Greg Grippo (are we contractually obligated to say his full name?) saga. The details of the fight surrounding the c-word and wine glass throwing are still dicey, as well as the timeline of when Victoria and Greg got together vs. when her and Johnny officially ended things. Will Victoria and Greg last as long as their tacky matching tattoos? Congrats to Kendall Long on her recent engagement.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 52m:36s) Meg Thee Stallion is the first female rapper to cover the Forbes 30 Under 30 issue. EmRata and Pete Davidson kept us fed over Thanksgiving with pics from their date at the Knicks game. Elon is battling Apple now in the name of Twitter. Jonah Hill might legally change his name to just that… Jonah Hill. Vee went “Yikes!” to Balenciaga's disgusting child abuse/porn promoting adjacent campaign, as well as Ye's start to his presidential campaign. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "This is What I Mean" by Stormzy -- Follow us on Instagram!

Episode 241 | “Social Media Freak”  Si & Veronica are feeling thankful for episode 241! We only cover the first night of the BIP Finale due to scheduling conflicts, so make sure you come back next week for the second night and After the Final Rose. The final rose ceremony had the roses in the dudes' hands and all the girls except one accepted… Kate turned down Logan and claimed he was projecting his insecurities on her and just looked very shallow until the bitter end. Jesse lets the couples know that they need to decide if they are ready for engagement, to leave the beach together to try to date, or to break up. The twins have an amicable and a weird breakup, respectively. Brittany, Tyler, Danielle, and Michael all decide to leave the beach to try their relationships in the real world. Genevieve and Aaron have another toxic, insecure fight and break up. Serene/Brandon and Victoria/Johnny are the final two couples heading into Fantasy Suites but will they both end up with their true fantasy? Rumors are swirling that Gabby might have the hots for Jersey Shore's finest, Vinny, but it seems to be just rumors.  (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 31m:58s) Dolly Parton will be joining her goddaughter Miley for Miley's New Years Eve Party this year. Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker may have conveniently broken up at the same time as Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde… Will Harry and Kendall give it another go? Ellen Pompeo is leaving Grey's after 19 seasons. Vee went “Yikes!” to Elon Musk's continual implosion of Twitter and to the prison sentences for the Chrisleys. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed! -- For fun, great music updated weekly, follow FUTURE BACHELOR on Spotify!   ***SLAPPER OF THE WEEK*** "Shut Up" by Alan Walker, UPSAHL -- Follow us on Instagram!