Illegible and Uncensored

The title says it all. Twitter, Elon, and a little bit of improv.See us on youtube and tiktok! @illegibleanduncensored

We're back!In this episode we get real for about 10 minutes and do our usual shenanigans for the rest. Lots of improv and lot of fun after accidentally being two weeks off.

Good afternoon gents and gals,In this week's episode, Mike and Artie talk about the craziness of March Madness and how the brackets are doing for someone who doesn't watch basketball. We also talk about some political aspects of life, as well as an ethical decision about an xbox, and what happens to people who are good at one thing but not others.Tiktok @illegibleanduncensored

Happy Wednesday.In this week's episode, Mike has a bad week and talks about it on the pod. Meanwhile, Artie talks some politics and we had a few laughs over a few hard seltzers. We also talk about underground cities and our infrastructure problem.Leave a like and subscribe for more!Website: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Happy last day of February,In this week's episode, we talk a potential WWIII: the boys give the scoop on what's been happening between Russia and Ukraine, what the future holds for them, and where we go from here, as well as utilize a little bit of our humor to ease the situation.Tiktok @illegibleanduncensoredWebsite: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Happy President's Day everyone,In this week's episode, Mike and Artie talk about the Metaverse and NFT's. Is there a conspiracy that involves the two? (Of course there is). The boys also talk about what's happening in Ukraine and Russia as well as well as answer the age-old question: where would you go if a nuke is coming towards you?Website: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensored

Sorry for the late upload,In this episode the boys talk about Whoopi's comments, suing the gym for accommodating women, and how burning books makes history repeat itself, and not in a good way.Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensored

Happy Day everyone,In this week's episode Mike and Artie explain their happiness with covid numbers going down, and get on the topic of how the M&M ploy is just a distraction from the Mars Company getting sued for child labor and how ridiculous the woke corporations are. Likewise, we talk (and get into a heated debate) about topics such as teenagers driving 18-wheelers and how capitalism is ruining things for everyone.

Happy late - MLK Day everyone,In this week's episode, Mike and Artie talk about the Endemic - what it means for us as a country and where we go from here. We also talk the US Supreme Court's decision about businesses getting the right to choose, why covid tests aren't free (yet should be), and how we can make those more susceptible to the disease get back to work. 

Good Mythical Monday,In this week's episode, Mike talks about his covid symptoms and how you could easily get it confused with the flu, as well as the dilemmas of going back to work and actually taking one of the antigen tests. The boys also talk Don't Look Up and conspiracy theories.Website: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/Tiktok @illegiblenanduncensored

Happy post-New Years,In this episode, Artie gets covid, Mike talks about confusing symptoms, and the boys talk Elon's taxes. Plus, George Washington was a teenager when he led the American Revolution, which leads us into a great conversation about too much information. Our main topic of discussion: should you get paid more?Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensored 

Happy Weird-Time-Between-Christmas-and-New-Years everyone,In this week's episode, it's full improv: is Die Hard a Christmas Movie, and if so, why? Is Rudolph actually a boy? Is Ryan Reynolds Jewish? Plus, Artie pitches the best new movie for the holiday season, and his dad decides to make an unexpected visit.More of this and other weird and crazy takes on our Youtube and our Tiktok, @illegibleanduncensored 

Merry Hanukkah,In this week's episode, you guessed it... we rant about Omicron - what it means for us going forward, our opinions on the subject, how we will get out of it, and how this country is not being run properly. Plus, Artie talks about his stock market conundrum, and his mom yells at him.Website: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensored

Title is self-explanatory.Bing Bong.Website: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Happy December everyone,In this week's episode the boys use Barstool's tier list to rank the best combos. Check out the picture on our YouTube Channel! We make sure to use our crazy opinions to talk about what we think the best things are. Do you agree with us?Tiktok @illegibleanduncensored

Happy post-Thanksgiving everyone,Title is self explanatory. Mike and Artie talk about the steps they've made to quit their jobs, why they're unhappy, and what will happen in the future. We go over our thoughts about such a decision entails.We also talk about the new Omicron variant and what it means for the future. Should you be scared? (Kind of but not really). Also, some improv. Tiktok @illegibleanduncensoredWebsite: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Good morning everyone,The title says it all. We try and look at the Kyle Rittenhouse case with an unbiased opinion, looking at the facts, while also giving our thoughts on how we think the jury, judge, prosecution, and defense handled everything.Tiktok @illegibleanduncensored

Happy post-veterans day everyone!In this week's episode, Mike talks about young kids asking veterans about the war and the slippery slope he experienced at the school he works at,  as well as the issues going on at his place of work in a small ranting session. The boys also talk about the Kyle Rittenhouse trial as it ends today and our opinions on the case, including how the judge is reacting, how Kyle is crying, and what we think the final verdict will be. Also, some improv. We also thank our viewers for being with us all this time.Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensored

Happy Daylight Savings Day!In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk the stock market, how the Roaring 20's are more like the Halting 20's, the shipyard chronicles of not being able to get the things you need, and figuring out the best way to live off of nothing. The boys also debate quitting their jobs to become truck drivers and talk about how robots are going to take a lot of the jobs we have at this point. Also talked about are buying a house, unemployment, vaccine mandates, and CRT. 

Happy November everyone!In this week's podcast Mike and Artie talk about dogs getting killed for research, PETA having a field day with the Arm Barns, and Michael Myers killing a gay couple in the new movie. Artie also goes on a rant about conformity in streaming shows, and TikTok trends that poke fun about "going back to the good ol' days".Leave a like and subscribe for more!Website: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/Tiktok" @illegiblenanduncensored

Happy Monday morning, In this week's episode, Mike and Artie talk about things that rot in the fridge, missing out on a podcast from last week, people walking into the wrong buildings and being adamant that they are right, and young kids thinking we have accents. Also, the boys talk about learning new languages, the Brian Laundrie situation, and the Zodiac killer hiding in plain stuff. And as usual, some improv.Follow us on Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensoredWebsite: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Happy post-Columbus Day everyone,In this weeks episode, Artie adds a proposition to the age-old "put your shopping cart back where you found it" scenario, the boys talk about the food and labor shortage hitting America right now, and the importance of choice in a free-market. Mike talks about the Pandora Papers and how we were surprised it even got news coverage, the importance of a true independent news network not controlled by any political party, and how Facebook and Instagram's website's going down shows how much the companies care about actually censoring viewpoints that bring in views to those websites. All talk and no action, just like all the other multi-million dollar companies.Website: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensored

In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about the struggles they have with spending money and working in this state of the economy. The debt ceiling is not being passed, we owe so much money as a country. Oh but those $1200 checks we got were all that we could afford, sure. We're fed up with being used. Also, we talk about the importance of being happy and doing what you want to do especially when things aren't looking so good. Artie talks stocks, and we do another wild cold open.Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensoredWebsite: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Another day another Bitcoin as Artie gets wrapped into a scam situation with his cousin, the boys discuss the natural selection of pyramid schemes, more news about the stock market and the worry that comes with it. Plus, the world market might collapse with China which will affect us, and police need to train their officers like a Little League team. Also, Arties dog likes to drink water, and improv.Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensoredWebsite: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Happy... Wednesday? Oops.This weeks episode contains topics ranging from Gabby Petito to Biden's Afghan bombing to us being cynical once again. The boys talk about herd immunity, mask mandates for companies with over 100 people, and people getting into fights over being denied services for not being vaccinated. The economy is fake and money is useless. Plus, some improv.Website: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensored

Happy days ahead everyone,In this week's episode, Mike and Artie talk about their voice struggles as they try to talk about talking, Mike mentions he went to his first live game without masks since before Covid, commercial airplanes that come with ejection seats for annoying kids, trying to be as carefree as Rob Gronkowski, and the new federal mandate that Biden put in to help end Covid-19 while also leaving businesses without a say. Also, our government has an agenda, but other countries like Mexico seem to care about their people more than us.  Follow us on Youtube: Illegible and UncensoredTiktok: @illegibleanduncensored

Happy Labor Day everyone,In this video Artie and Mike talk about what they've missed over the last two weeks - more Afghanistan news with people getting mad over the wrong topics, the new abortion law in Texas making everyone look like Boba Fett, the last lead gas being used for the last time ever, and figuring out if there's anything positive in the world. Plus, Artie makes fun of his girlfriend, and some improv.Tiktok: @illegibleanduncensoredWebsite: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Happy Hurricane Season everyone,In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about the problems in Afghanistan and how this was a messy bedroom pullout for the United States. The two rant about both Parties and how they are both pretty awful - which side do we choose? Do we choose a side at all? Mask mandates are now in effect for state employees, and the boys talk about their feelings about that topic. Plus, some improv.Follow us on Tiktok @illegibleanduncensoredWebsite: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/

Happy HondaDays,In this episode, Mike rants about a girl friend-zoning him even though the dates went really well,  Artie talks about out-drinking his old high school friend, Mike gets petty in front of his date's friends, Artie is now hyped about Dogecoin hitting $0.32, the boys debate the validity of economics and compare it to looking at the weather, and Artie explains how Mary Magdalene is a hoe while also explaining how the Avengers were Jesus' Disciples.  Plus, some improv! Find us on TikTok @illegibleanduncensored.Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy August everyone,In this week's episode, Mike and Artie rationalize why people do illegal activities at the park when they can easily do them elsewhere. We also discuss the Mike's crazy encounters at his new job. Artie talks politics and Cuomo, and the two guys talk about how crazy our world currently is as we are putting our efforts into ideas and issues that aren't important for the future of our economic world. Plus, some improv.Find us on Tiktok @illegibleanduncensored.Youtube: Illegible and Uncensored.

Happy August everyone!In this week's episode, Mike and Artie talk about crazy job stories including getting sworn at by a homeless man and following a guy picking up mushrooms. Our main story talks about the new Delta variant and how we are both not ready to have a 2020 Part 2. Plus, discussion on how we stopped the mask mandates too early, the stock market fallback because of Covid, and how gyms are losing business because of new at-home technology.Follow us on Tiktok! @illegibleanduncensoredWebsite: https://illegibleanduncensored.buzzsprout.com/Subscribe to the Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Good Medieval Morning,In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about their traffic tribulations, how squirrels are the dumbest animals, the rise of fast food prices and the imbalance of the stock market, how we should stop paying people the new unemployment benefits (hot take) and how billionaires are going to space but yet can't raise the minimum wage.We also made a Tik Tok account, find us there! @illegibleanduncensored

Good morning my merry mentlen (and women),In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about sending rich people to space, Artie's useful farm experience, Mike's new job as a park ranger and the pros and cons of working outside, Joe Biden's stimulus check to kids, and how there's no turning back from the corruption in the world. Plus, we imagine a world where Mitch McConnell reads Harry Potter to open up a filibuster, Amazon is renting Mexican restaurants to have a surplus of vans, and people haven't gotten their tax returns!Also, a cold close! Watch our maskless faces at Illegible and Uncensored on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy Fourth of July everyone,In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk sensually about golf, Mike explains how he got almost got caught by Border Patrol and losing all of the solar energy up at his Airbnb in Maine, Artie rants about the roads and construction that are filled within the state as he makes he way to Pennsylvania, the boys talk infrastructure bills and what it would mean for the United States, how the banks are running the country,  buying low and selling high, plus some improv and a thank you to our listeners.See our maskless faces on our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Nice seeing you all here again,In this episode, Mike is very much hungover, which makes for an interesting conversation as Artie and him talk about superheroes and how the evade taxes on a regular basis. We also talk about the proverbs of life and how we need to make life a little more fun. Mike also talks about his time in Maine, how much he loves it, and how trying to date in a rural area is nearly impossible. Canadian people are being blueballed by the government, and it's time for it to stop. Artie also talks about the issue of four year colleges not teaching you valuable information. Finally, Mike and his friends try to take on a moose.

Happy Pride Month everyone,In this week's episode, we go on a little more of a serious rant - as we prepare our lives in the working world, we discuss how awful the capitalistic market is and that we get paid dipshit money to barely make a sustainable life; the corporations and those at the top don't care about the little guys. There's no more Henry Ford's in this world, just people who need two yachts. But yet we're the ones complaining about only having $15/hour? Sounds a bit sus to us.What do you think?Come check us out on our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy Monday!In this week's podcast, Artie and Mike talk about axe throwing Naruto-style, how the banning of Critical Race Theory in Florida makes Florida more Floridian, dividing the nation based on vaccination rates and progress on both ends of the aisle, how every big country falls apart at one point in history, and how there's no more No Child Left Behind. Plus, Mike talks about the most painful workout you can ever do: burpees.See our maskless faces on our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

In this week's episode we talk about the big news that dropped from the Pentagon - yes, the aliens, but also the emails. Mike and Artie take a deep dive into if we should really be mad about Fauci's early emails during the pandemic and how evidence-based practice comes into play. Also, aliens are among us and no one seems to care? Will they hurt us or are we just ants in an ant farm? See our maskless faces on our Youtube Channel, Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy Memorial Day everyone!In this week's episode, Artie and Mike rat on Kanye and his very hot takes, Tik Tok's text-to-speech lady changing and the memes associated with that, our rant on companies exploiting their workers by not paying them enough and how it has affected us, and our condolences to our Vietnam trash intakers. Plus, an improv about police.If you want to see our maskless faces, consider subscribing to our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy weekend everyone,In this week's episode Mike and Artie talk about the mask mandate coming down here in New England, more crypto news and how we've been struggling to make a buck, Mike's last men's group going out during the first of many maskless days, how influencers are the modern day philosophers, and our thoughts moving forward with the world getting back to normal. Plus, some improv.Find us on our Youtube at Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

In this weeks episode, Mike and Artie talk about diversifying our media and how some of it could be used to ram down our throats by big media companies. This relates to big movie blockbusters, and how this issue, as well as many others, swing on a pendulum. Marvel, Star Wars, The Bachelor, and others. Mike also talks about his crisis of graduating college again and trying to live a life or a normal human being. Lastly, Artie talks about stocks again as we try and figure out this crypto thing, and we talk about the CDC lifting restrictions.

Happy post-Mother's Day,In this episode, Artie rants about life at home as well as discusses the potential for Dogecoin millionaires and how that's not something that will be good in the long run. Mike tries to use therapy on Artie but proves to be ineffective and his Pokemon dies. We also discuss the Ethereum crisis and how to best set yourself up to not pay a boatload of capital gains from the 1000% increases of Doge and Ethereum. If you want to see our mask-free faces, consider subscribing to our Youtube Channel at Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy May everyone!In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about Doofenshmirtz's and Perry the Platypus' relationship, Thanos being a True Evil Villain, and the boys do an improv tier-list of popular villains, as well as rank them from least worrisome to most worrisome. Plus, some very interesting humor and debates. If you want to see our mask-acne faces in person, consider subscribing to our Youtube Channel at Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about Mike's first gig since the start of the pandemic, the legal applications of your cat biting someone, how the world was funnier back in the 2000's, Dogecoin and Bitcoin vitality, the Invisible Hand and it's favorite meal, and how awful it would be to win a car on The Price is Right.For more incredibly asinine ideas please consider subscribing to our Youtube Channel at Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg  

Another day another... day.In this week's episode Artie and Mike talk about interesting conspiracy theories including ghosts and ghost stories, aliens and Donald Trump, and of course the infamous vaccine stories which... may be real? You're gonna have to listen in to find out!Leave a like and subscribe for more!Subscribe to our Youtube at Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy Monday everyone!In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about Joe Biden's priorities as President, how the United States is the middle man for their own economics, how the boys are expecting another World War very soon, how Russia and other countries are trying to be oligarchies, and on a lighter note, the boys discuss which would come first: eventually shitting yourself or dying from holding in your shit?Lastly, Mike and Artie talk about how dating your cousin is actually a pyramid scheme, and debate on how many generational gaps are acceptable to have a loving and long lasting relationship with members from the Olive Garden.Watch us on Youtube at Illegible and Uncensored: 

Happy Easter everyone!In this weeks episode, Artie makes his final rebuttal to the "Poop Falling Out Of The Sky" Debate, the boys discuss what makes soup, soup, some politics from this past week, and a funny college story about the FBI and weed. Plus, Mike and Artie discuss which Disney Princesses would be getting bank from OnlyFans.Subscribe to our Youtube Channel at Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy Passover everyone!In this weeks episode, Artie and Mike talk about how penises are getting smaller because of pollution, taking the highest bunk during sleepovers, asking your significant other to taste your sperm for research, how the show Mythbusters didn't prove anything, and Mike and Artie compare Mia Khalifa to the tallest building in the world.Also, Artie and Mike debate once again the semantics of how poop falling out of the sky disintegrates.... or does it? YOU DECIDE!Follow us on Youtube at Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg

Happy Spring Morning Everyone,In this week's episode Artie opens up about the awkwardness of naturally introducing his mom to his girlfriend's mom, Mike talks about the one time he delivered Door Dash to his ex girlfriend's house, the state of Utah banning trans students from competing in sports teams, how America is the Roman Empire of the modern era (and will fall very shortly), and we also watch Hannity vape on air. Plus, some improv.Leave a like and subscribe for more!Watch us on Youtube at Illegible and Uncensored

Hope everyone is ready to Spring Forward for this episode of the podcast as Mike and Artie thank our listeners for 100 downloads and 25 episodes on all audio platforms!We also talk about our frustration with Cancel Culture, how Joe Biden didn't keep his promises, how Capitalism is rooted in cutting costs for immediate gratification instead of looking for the future, black farmers potentially getting their PPP loans forgiven, finally getting our $1400 stimulus check (hopefully), how Congress gets nothing done and panders on every issue, and how the American Dollar is pretty much valueless at this point. Plus, vaccine regulations and how our world is crumbling apart, literally.Subscribe to our Youtube Channel at Illegible and Uncensored

This episode was brought to you by us. Thank you.In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about a very intellectual Tik Tok video, using the bathroom at work verses at school, the magic of Glade motion-censored air fresheners, dealing with customers who shit in your employee toilet, and how Artie's middle school almost expelled him for having bathroom wars with wet balls of toilet paper. We also talk about teleporting verses moving forward in time plus, you guessed in, some improv.If you want to see our shitty faces, consider subscribing to our channel at Illegible and Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfhGn_9ihgUpZ7QSylO8Wg