Podcasts about uncle dale

Back To the GrindA 7-part series by Member389. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Stories. "You're quiet."I smiled. "Sorry, just thinking." I'd gotten home a few days before and promptly went back to work. This was my first night off, and sitting across the table from Mom, I thought that it was time to tell her, but unsure about how to go about it."Your trip went well then." She asked, the questioning tone left hanging in the air between us."It went very well." I said and looked her in the eyes. She knew, like mothers do, that there was a lot more to the story. She sat there with an expression that said, "when you're ready, tell me what you need to get off your chest.""Dinner smells terrific." I said."Yea it does. Sorry it's going to be a bit late, I got it into the slow cooker later than I'd planned." She said, before getting up and setting the table.I'm not sure if it was the homely sounds of the kitchen but I relaxed. "Do you remember two years ago when I went down to see Davy about a job for the summer?""Yes, when he'd given it to that Dylan boy." She said, knowing that the story was about to unfold."Yea, the reason he gave it to Dylan was because I didn't make it there in time. I stopped down at Paula's and she asked me to make a delivery for her since I was going right near the place on my way to see Davy." I began. I let the story unfold, not going into the steamy details. After all it was my mother I was talking to, and she didn't need to hear about that, any more than I wanted to tell her. I told her about taking care of Summer for weeks. She mentioned that Paula told her about me taking her to the concert in the park. I said that I had, and a good many people had let her know that I had been on stage and played for some girl named Summer. I had totally forgotten about how public that was, and yet she never mentioned it to me even though she'd heard about it. Mothers can be the sneaky when they want to be."So you already knew?" I said surprised."Well not so much as you think, but when your son serenades a pretty girl at a crowded summer concert, people will ask you about it." She said with a smile. "I thought that you'd tell me when you were ready." She paused. "I knew something had happened though, and I didn't want to pry. You're an adult, and I respect the fact that you're not going to tell me everything that's going on in your life. Listen to me, that sounded like a huge guilt trip, it's not. I just want you to know that I respect your privacy. Paula tried to dig for dirt with me and I told her that you hadn't discussed your job with me."I told her about how abruptly Summer had left. The look on my face must have conveyed exactly how it felt. She walked over and rested a hand on my shoulder before running her hand down the back of my head and giving my neck a little squeeze. She knew somebody had broken my heart, now she knew who it was."So you went to see her?" She asked."It's nice there, kind of like west of here over towards the mountains. She lives in a decent sized city, like Augusta maybe. She's a nurse at the hospital there. She's got a terrific daughter named Emily." At that I spied mom's eyebrows lift a fraction."So how did the first meeting go?" You hadn't seen her in over a year, the way she left I can't imagine you'd heard from her before that.""It was nerve wracking." I said with a laugh. I told her about leaving the note and finally meeting again. I mentioned meeting Emily and how they asked me to stay with them. I watched for a look of shock or surprise and didn't see one cross mom's face. Her head just bobbed as she took it all in."So, when?" She asked, picking up the thread of a conversation we'd had weeks before.I just smiled. "First of the year. I'll be done with my one year duty here. I've already picked up the necessary forms to apply there. If I don't get in there, I'll look to nearby towns, or just go back to school and get a job doing something else. I'm going to get my EMT training one way or another." She smiled at that."I hope I get to meet her someday." There's the guilt trip I thought."Well, funny you should mention that, because I was thinking of the same thing." I replied, and let her know how I hoped we could make it happen. She was all smiles after that."Oh my God, to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation." Summer said. Her voice sounded so sweet. It made my heart beat faster just to hear it."I left out most of the lurid bits of the story. I didn't want her to keel over on me.""I'm sure any parts you left out, she figured out already. From the sounds of her, she doesn't seem like the type to fool easily." She replied."That she isn't. Luckily I was a good kid so I didn't have to bullshit my way through many situations."We talked about little things, Emily was doing a little better in school, but still wasn't pushing for the all A's that Summer was looking for. I said to give her time, the music is helping I was sure of it. Emily insisted on talking to me, I could hear her bouncing like a jumping bean in the background. She was all excited to tell me about how her music teacher thought it was terrific she was so interested in everything I was showing her and her friends and how she was going to be in a holiday concert at school. I brought up school, asking how she was doing. She let out a little sigh."One A, two B's and two C's" was her reply. "I just don't get algebra!" The other C was from a history class which had her bored to tears talking about 'boring dead people' as she put it.I made her a deal, no C's by the mid-term report card and I'd make it worth her while. It was after her mother chivied her off the phone and to bed that I brought up my idea. I was surprised that not only did she like the idea she was very excited.Thanksgiving day past with several calls on homes with scorched turkeys, and one unfortunate turkey frying experiment that cost a family their garage. Soon the snow was upon us. This early the snow usually didn't stick long, not this close to the ocean. It did make the driving difficult for the people who hadn't seen it in seven months. Luckily there were no major incidents. That is until I handed my notice into the chief.He was less than impressed, until I told him my plans. He said he'd push to get me EMT training the budgets would be out soon. I showed him a picture of Summer and Emily that I'd snapped with my phone. "Unless you can make that job happen where they are. It's not likely to change my mind." I said with a smile."Would she be willing to move here?"I laughed. "Not nearly as I'm ready to move there. Don't worry I'm a first year greenhorn, I can't be that tough to replace.""No but that means I have to find one willing to relocate here or scrounge up another, get him up to Fairfield, and wait months to put him to work." He shook his head, then asked to see the picture again. "I'll say this, she looks worthy of a guy like you. Don't screw it up.""I like to think that I'm worthy of a girl like her. Trust me, I'll do everything I can to not screw it up."Christmas eve came quietly, the crackle of a log in the wood stove, the soft hum of the refrigerator in the kitchen and in the living room me rustling and muttering while attempting to wrap a gift."Do you want a cookie?" Mom called out from the kitchen."Of course, but did you make enough for Santa?" I said chuckling."Don't you worry, I'm practicing for when the girls get here. What kind of grandma street cred would I have if I couldn't whip up cookies on the spur of the moment?"We had a quiet dinner earlier just the two of us. I started to doubt my gift choice and my mother put her hand on my arm. "Relax, she's going to love it, trust me.""I know, I'm just getting a little anxious." I said with a sigh. She chuckled at that."She'll be here day after tomorrow. Breathe."Mom was going to pick her up at the airport since I'd swapped shifts with Mike so I could have the later part of the week off. I'd be working Christmas day and the day after and have the next three days off, then two more days and I was done. I'd already started packing. Mom kept trying to give me furniture, which was nice but wasn't going to travel well since I didn't know where I'd be living just yet. I asked Summer if I could stay with her for a few days while I looked at apartments to which she quickly said yes. I felt a hand on my shoulder rubbing it firmly."Breathe." She said again."You're going to like her.""I already do, because I trust you. You've always been a good judge of character." We did justice to the cookies leaving a couple out with a small glass of milk, just in case.Work went by slowly, we had a huge dinner at the engine house. We did have one call of a chimney fire from some overzealous wrapping paper burning. The next day had me so jumpy Herb said I should drink decaf from now on. When I told him why his face broke into a huge grin."You finally tugged back, huh? Tell me you're going to bring her by so we can meet the woman you're dumping us for.""I might, just to show her why I'm leaving." I laughed ducking his backhanded slap. About mid-afternoon I got a text saying that they had landed and mom had found them. They should be in town in a little over an hour. I did an equipment check and spent some time polishing the chrome on #3 to keep myself occupied."Hey Pete!" I heard from over by the kitchen. I walked around the corner and Summer was standing there, her arm on Emily's shoulder. Allan, the lieutenant on duty laughed. "I haven't seen him smile like that since the time we ordered pizzas from next door and didn't make him cook." I walked up and Summer launched herself into my arms. Several kisses later I noticed we were getting a round of applause."You may need to hose them off, they do this all the time." Emily announced to everybody, to a hale of laughter. I gave Summer another kiss before releasing my grip and reaching out to Em."Come here smart ass and give me a hug." She gladly dove into my side and I kissed her on the forehead."What are you feeding her? I used to be able to kiss the top of her head.""Everything, I think she's having another growth spurt." Summer replied. I showed them around, introducing them to the guys on duty. Herb gave me a sly wink, I don't think he had any doubts now as to why I was leaving.Allan walked over to us. "Damn, I'm sorry you're not feeling well Pete. Hopefully you'll feel better by Thursday. Danny is coming into the cover the overnight." I looked at him oddly. "Get outta here you three." He smiled and thumped me on the back and walked off.I wasn't sure what happened, but I wasn't about to argue the point. We all piled into my truck and I drove back to the house. I felt Mom's hand in this when I saw a big spread being worked on for dinner. I knew I was right. I asked her if she needed any help."Maybe a little." She put her hand on Emily's shoulder. "Would you mind giving me a hand Emily?" Mom gave me a look and raised an eyebrow in dismissal."Don't work her too hard. We'll need some help to clean out under the tree later." I said chuckling.As soon as we made it through the doorway Summer turned me and fell into my arms. The kiss was sweet with an underlying urgency. Her body felt like a taught bowstring against me, the energy waiting to be unleashed.Em said a little louder than necessary. "If I know them, they're in there with their faces stuck together." Causing us both to laugh."I hope we have a lot of potatoes to peel. I'm really hungry." I called back. Summer pulled me down onto the couch and kissed me again."I have a special surprise for you." She said with a big grin."Not here, my mother is right in the kitchen!" I said laughing."Not that, maybe later if we can find a way to pull it off." She said as she gave the front of my pants a squeeze. "I've only had Bob to keep me company the last two months, and he's a lousy cuddler."My eyes went wide. "Who is Bob?" I asked.She snorted and leaned in to whisper in my ear. "Battery operated boyfriend." I busted out laughing."Is this the same Bob you traveled with a few years ago?" I asked softly, not wanting the conversation to raise questions.Summer rolled her eyes. "Maybe, maybe not? You left me in a bad way two weeks ago when you called. It's not nice to ply a girl with pretty words and promises and then leave her to take matters in her own hands." I remembered the call, and I wanted so badly to ravish her until we both passed out."Oh my God, look at you blush." She said with a smile. She leaned in and whispered in my ear. "Don't you worry, I'll get my due for that, and then some." She took my ear lobe in her mouth giving it a tug. Her hand slipped between my legs, she massaged the inside of my thigh and it was getting the reaction she expected."I'm going to run upstairs and change, I'll be right back." I said, trying to steady my breathing.She grinned even further with a glint in her eye. "Want to show me your room?"I chuckled at that. "Sure." I stood taking her hand and led her upstairs. I led her into the room where she peeked out the door behind us before closing it quietly and began unbuttoning my shirt for me. In a flash I was shirtless and she was kissing her way down as she pushed my t-shirt up and off."Are you nuts?" I chuckled."I can't leave you like this through dinner." She said stroking my hard cock through my pants. She stepped back sitting on the edge of the bed and pulled me towards her by the belt and undid it. She had my pants and boxers around my knees and began licking my cock. She looked up catching my eye as she began taking it into her mouth. It's a wonder my knees didn't buckle at the sensation. She took me slowly at first, but sensed my mounting frustration and sped up, bobbing swiftly drawing me out until I exploded down her throat.I gasped catching my breath. "You're a little bit evil, you know that?"She dabbed at the corner of her mouth with a tissue she grabbed from the box on the nightstand."I don't know about that. I think I'm more angelic, to relieve you from your suffering like that." She replied."I can't wait to return the favor.""Neither can I." She said smiling. "Is there a bathroom up here?" I told her it was the last door on the right. "Good, let me go freshen up and head downstairs before you come down."I came down the stairs and stopped at the sight before me. Summer sat at the end of the couch, with a mug in her hands, eyes wide as she watched Em. Colored lights twinkled making the scene magical. She had the most beatific expression as she watched Emily scouting the presents under the tree. Emily sounded amazed that she had so many. Mom had pulled out the stops when she discovered she finally had a girl to shop for. Summer's gaze lit on me and her smile got even bigger as she beckoned me over. Just as I sat down Mom called out for a hand and I hopped back up and grabbed the tray she'd put together."This one for Em, no rum in it." She pointed at one of the mugs of hot cider."Going to be that kind of night is it?" I chuckled."Hey, it's the holidays. Why not enjoy ourselves?" She followed me out with a huge platter of food and set it on the coffee table. We chatted while dinner cooked. Emily landed next to the platter and began nibbling away. I had a dread feeling that this meeting was going to be awkward for everybody involved. Trust Mom to treat Summer like a longtime girlfriend, not like someone she'd met a few hours before. Somehow discussion turned to what I was like when I was little and the embarrassing stories began. Before long the buzzer on the stove went off and we mobilized and soon we were sitting around the table, a feast laid out before us."I wondered where he got his culinary skills from, now I know. Everything was delicious.""Thank you. I assure you that I only showed him the basics, he's more creative than I've ever been in the kitchen."Em piped in describing our weekend of Italian food when I was at their house a few months earlier."Your lieutenant wasn't happy with me because of it either. I guess since you've been there they've eaten better than they had in years. Some of the guys said you were a better cook than their wives." Summer said laughing."It's probably for the best, Earl was getting a paunch on him." I replied. "I have a gift. What can I say?""You could say, don't move Mom, I'll take care of the dishes."Hearing my groan caused Emily to add, "You know the deal, the cook doesn't do the dishes, and you didn't cook.""I didn't cook, either I'll help you hon." Summer added as the laughter subsided. It wasn't long before we joined Mom and Emily in the living room again."I now have a promise that you're going to practice your music so you don't forget it." Mom said. "Emily is going to teach you to play guitar too, so I hear.""I hope so." I replied as we got comfortable on the couch. I looked up and Emily's face was full of pent up excitement. Summer stifled a yawn behind her hand. "Maybe we should wait, your mom seems pretty tired.""Mom, do you need some coffee?" She asked with a longing in her voice. We all laughed as her mother declined."Pete, get in there and play Santa for us." Mom said as she prodded me with a toe.It was surprising how little time it took to tear through the loot. Emily dancing around a pile hugging her new game. She pouted slightly because her mother said she'd lose it if her grades didn't stay up. I agreed, and reminded her we had a deal. We did our best to neaten up and make a pathway. Mom said she was going to go to bed and made her way upstairs. We had Emily's bed made up in Mom's office on a borrowed folding bed. Summer allowed her to take the game with her so she could try it out. A quiet settled over the house as we tucked in for the night.Summer emerged from Emily's makeshift bedroom. I had cleared the coffee table off and set the last gift in the middle of the table. A small velvet box with a little red bow on it. She stopped half way across the room, her eyes wide as she looked at the box then over at me. I knelt on one knee in front of the wood stove a stick in hand poking up the coals. She looked at me kneeling then at the box again. I was unsure of what was going on in her mind, but a wash of expressions made their way across her face in a fleeting moment. She finally broke eye contact with me and retrieved a similar box from her purse setting it next to the one that was on the coffee table. She sat on the couch and patted the spot next to her. My heart pounding because of the look she gave me. I was both worried and hopeful.She inhaled quickly as if to begin a speech. "Pete, remember when you came out to see me?""Just open it first. Please." I interrupted her. She looked up sharply at me. "Please?" I said with a grin. She gave me a curious look and reached for the box like it might go off like a bomb if she moved to quickly. She lifted the lid gently and looked for a moment at the silver pendant. A grin crept across her face as she let out the breath she'd been holding."It's beautiful!" She said turning to me and giving me a kiss."It's one of a kind. The woman that made it said she wouldn't make another for at least three months. It was our deal after she saw the design I'd made for it." The pendant was a large silver heart with a smaller heart inside, and another smaller heart inside of that one. Along the edge where the three hearts joined, small stones were set. I chose our three birthstones and they worked well together in pale blue, clear and pink.I chuckled after a few more kisses. "I know what you were thinking. I was thinking the same thing myself. I spent weeks looking at rings." I said softly. "Then about a month ago, I don't know what reminded me of it, but I remembered how proud you sounded when you told me that you were back on your feet, and you were doing well. I didn't want to feel like I was trying to tie you down again, and become the old ball and chain."She drew a breath to say something and I turned looking deep into her eyes and saw the answer to the question I hadn't asked."I want you to want it as much as I do. When I ask, you'll know it's coming." I said as I took her face in my hands and kissed her deeply. I pulled back to see her eyes welling up."How is it that you understand me so well?" Her voice barely above a whisper."I listen to what you say, and to what you don't say." I smiled at her and the first tear broke free and rolled down her face. I brushed them away with my thumbs and before I knew it she was straddling me and our lips crashed together. The frustration of the past two months apart trickled away gently. It took a loud pop from the wood stove to rouse us. Summer jumped, startled by the sound, then realizing what it was began to chuckle. She sat up slightly, still straddling my lap and whipped her hair to one side, with a deft motion she undid the necklace she was wearing and set it on the table. She reached into the box and lifted out the pendant and handed it to me. She turned and sat on my lap and lifted her hair. I clasped the necklace and leaned in kissing her softly on the neck, causing her to let out a sigh and tilted her head inviting me to have my fill."You're distracting me." She mumbled."Really?" I said. "From what?" She shivered in my arms as I continued my gentle assault on her neck."We need to talk."I felt an icy bolt run down my spine. Those are words I never wanted to hear. She noticed I'd stopped nibbling her neck and patted the hand I had wrapped around her waist. She leaned forward and then slid off my lap and sat next to me. The other little box in hand. She was still smiling but looked at me with concern."Are you okay?""Yea," I said, "what do you mean we need to talk?"She laughed gently. "Relax. It's just that this needs a little explanation." She handed me the box and tucked her leg under her. She nodded at the box, urging me to open it. I looked up at her for a moment, her eyebrows went up as she urged me to open it with an impish grin. "Well go on." I pulled the ribbon off and tore the paper sliding out what looked like a jewelry box. I opened up to find a pewter key chain with my initials on it. I breathed a little better."Emily and I decided we don't want you to come stay with us for a few weeks while you look for a new place."I looked up sharply at that. She had a devious smile on her lips. She motioned towards the box again. I picked up the heavy oval and keys dangled out from underneath it."We decided we don't want you to look for a new home. You already have one if you want it."I turned it over, the inscription on the other side said, "Always Remember To Come Home.""That was Emily's idea. She knows being a firefighter isn't exactly the safest profession. She's close to Uncle Dale. So much so that sometimes I wonder which one is the kid." I turned and kissed her, smothering her next words. She pulled back gasping for breath. "Is that a yes?"I just nodded, too choked up to reply.EpilogueI sat on an old stump, steam rising off my coffee in the cool morning air. The clouds were heavy, a faint glimmer of the sun trying to break through near the horizon. The breeze kicked up, dried leaves skittered across the brown grass at my feet. I looked up, in the distance there was a V of southbound geese. I lowered my eyes and took in the little house with a grin and shook my head. So many things had happened in just a few short years. A blue jay called out just as the door opened and Emily barreled out headed for the school bus. She didn't even look up as she darted around the house to stand with the her friends down a few houses. She'd grown and was looking more like the beautiful woman she would soon become. I looked over at the kitchen window and saw a shadow move. A few minutes later the door opened again, Summer stood on the step scanning the yard, for me I assumed."Pete?" She hollered."I'm over here." I said, getting her attention. She walked over and stopped in front of me, her hair blew in front of her face, her arms crossed tight against the chill."Are you okay?""I'm fine.""What are you doing out here in the cold?" She said bumping my foot aside slightly so she could perch on my knee, her arm wrapped around my back as she nestled in to find some warmth."Counting my blessings. The second one just dashed up the road to catch the bus, the first one is right here." I said running my hand up her back. "After that I lost count.""Today?" I asked. We'd gotten into a little routine over the past year, where I had asked her to marry me, and she said she'd tell me when she was ready. It had been over a year, nearly two, since I'd moved here, and the life agreed with me somehow. The area was rough, but the people strong and supportive. There were whisperings about us, but they all disappeared when people realized just how in love we were... we are. Our game was to the point where I wouldn't have to say anything more, and she knew what I wanted. I asked daily."Happy birthday." She said, then leaned down and kissed me. The blue jay taking offense to our conversation decided to voice his opinion again. I raised my eyebrows at her. I never let her get away without answering me. She looked up over my head, her eyes scanning the yard, she looked up at the sky and slowly began nodding. She looked down at me with a smile. "Today."By Member389 for Literotica

Summer Arrives on the Atlantic Coast of Maine, in time for his first time.A 7-part series by Member389. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Stories. I was finally glad to be out of school. My buddy Jeff got out last year. He went off and joined the military and left our little town. I figured I'd work the summer here and see what was what after the tourists left. It was still early yet, they hadn't started arriving yet, clogging the roads with their luxury cars, acting as if they owned the place. Truth be told, they did. If it weren't for them, the rest of us wouldn't have a living. Fishing wasn't cutting it anymore, and the old quarries down coast were barely running now. Luckily we had the tourists.I walked down into the village near the docks, and popped into the little corner store."Hey Peter." I heard as I walked in. Paula nodded at me and smiled. She and her husband ran this little place, and did well by the locals and tourists alike. I waved and smiled at her as I headed to the back and grabbed a soda from the cooler."You headed over to see Davy about work?" She asked."Yea, I figure I gotta do something before mom tosses me out of the house." I chuckled."Would you do me a favor? Chip is out on a delivery and we're short-handed. Is there any chance you could make a delivery for me, it's on your way. The lady has an account so you don't need to collect any money. It's just, I heard she twisted her ankle on the beach and I told her that if she needed anything to call us and I'd get it over to her.""Sure, where is it going?" I said.She handed me two canvas sacks from the cooler, and gave me the address. It was just a couple blocks over from where I was headed. Paula refused to let me pay for my soda before leaving. I walked the few blocks turning up onto the driveway that led to a house facing the water. I walked around the house looking for the kitchen door. As I turned the corner I saw a woman lying on a towel on the lawn. She lay there basking in the morning sun completely naked. A small pile of fabric beside her looked like a swimsuit she may have been wearing. I stopped and looked around, the spot was well sheltered on the curve in the road. Her long blonde hair trailed out above her on her towel, her arms down at her sides, her deep pink nipples pointing up to the sun. Her stomach was flat and a little glint of something shiny hinted at a belly button ring. From this distance I couldn't be sure. A small strip of hair dipped down between her thighs. Her legs were long toned and pale, but getting red. She had just started tanning by the color she'd turned already. She was going to look like a freshly boiled lobster in a very short time.I realized she hadn't heard or seen me, so I turned and cleared my throat loudly. I looked over my shoulder, and she hadn't moved. I decided I'd just put the groceries in the house for her. I set the bags on the kitchen table and peeked to make sure nothing needed to be put in the icebox. Thankfully I did or the cold stuff would have spoiled. I put them away and left the rest. I walked towards the back door again and looked out the screen at her. She was beautiful, like she'd just stepped out of a magazine centerfold. She still hadn't moved, and it wouldn't be long before she burned badly. So I took it upon myself to rescue her, that's just the kind of guy I am. I opened the back door and pushed it open as far as possible and let it swing shut. The loud rap of the wood on the frame did the trick. She jumped, then the realization that somebody was near and she was naked came on her and she rolled onto the grass pulling the towel over her covering up. I saw why she hadn't heard me as an earbud fell out onto the grass.She peeked over the top of her big sunglasses, and in an accent I hadn't heard around here, she asked. "Can I help you?" The scolding tone of her voice saying that she didn't appreciate being peeked at while she was sunbathing.I scrunched up my face. "Where are you from?" I asked, curious about her accent."Right here buster, I'm renting this place. Where in hell did you come from?" She replied."Oh! Paula down at the market asked me to deliver your groceries. They were shorthanded and I was headed this way."She just stared at me for a moment, and I returned the stare taking in the scene with a dumb-founded look."Would you be a gentleman and please turn around?" She said a little testily. I did as she asked. Unfortunately for her I'd turned and was looking directly at her reflection in the kitchen window. She stood up cursing quietly, putting her weight on one foot, and wrapped the towel around her and tucked it in above her breasts. She was tall, and though her breasts weren't large they were nicely shaped, and red. The little stripe of hair ended neatly where I thought. The towel was just long enough to cover her modestly. She hobbled over to the little pile of cloth and swept up her bikini and started hobbling towards the house like a wounded animal. She passed me and got to the step and hobbled up the half step, and opened the door using it for stability and hopped up the step into the kitchen.She hobbled back to the screen door and said. "Well come on in."I walked over and stepped into the kitchen. She was sitting down on one of the chairs one leg splayed out in front of her the other tucked under the chair. The smooth skin was kissed with a flush of pink. I knew she was going to regret falling asleep out there later, but I'm glad I happened to wake her up so she didn't get severely burned. She was fumbling with her towel to keep it up, and digging through a big pocket book."Paula said that you have an account." I held up my hand. "I'm not going back to the store anyhow."She peeked up at me from her purse through a tangle of long blonde hair. "Thank you, but I was going to give you something for the trouble. She mentioned that you wouldn't be here until afternoon because it was busy today." A pink nipple peaked over the top of the polka dot beach towel. She caught me staring. "Though it could be surmised that you already got your tip." She said an eyebrow going up, and a small grin turning the corners of her mouth up. She shook her head as she pulled the towel back into place and tossed the purse onto the table. She held her arm out straight with a folded bill in it. I just shook my head once and waved it off."Thanks, but you don't need to do that." I said."Don't make me get up, my ankle hurts like hell, and I'm in no shape to use it to kick your ass for being a peeping tom." She replied grinning. She waved the money again. I shrugged and took it slipped into my jeans pocket. I was hoping she hadn't noticed they were tighter in front than a moment before."Thanks." I nodded."No, thank you Chip, I would have come into town to get them later but she insisted on having you deliver them."I smiled. "I'm not Chip. He was doing another delivery. I'm Pete.""Nice to meet you." She said holding out a hand. "I'm Summer."I shook her hand. She had a firm grip and didn't let up until I did. I just stood there for a moment looking at her. She had mesmerizing blue eyes and a crooked little smile. I realized I was staring when her brow went up. I felt myself blush."Are you thirsty? I could use something cold." Summer asked. I nodded."If you don't mind, there's a pitcher of iced tea in the fridge. I'm going to go put something on besides a towel.""Not on my account I hope?" Why not, I figured, she seemed to have a sense of humor about getting caught. I smiled over my shoulder at her as I reached for the cupboard door. She laughed aloud at that.She stood again, wobbling, and took her bikini in hand and walked towards the living room and gasped grabbing for the door jamb. In the process the towel let go and she stood there grasping the towel in one hand the door in the other. Her long smooth back tapered to a narrow waist and flared back out to beautifully curved hips. On her back was a pretty sunflower tattoo with vines around it. There looked to be a figure in the center of it."Oh to hell with it. I don't think I've got anything left to hide at this point." She muttered and hobbled out of the room. I opened up the freezer and got a tray of ice out, and filled the glasses. I heard her fumbling around a bit and she started to hobble back out. She'd pulled a light blue flowered sundress on, and taken a minute to brush out her hair. She hobbled over to an easy chair in the living room and sat down. "Would you be a doll and bring that in here?"I walked into the living room and she was gingerly setting her foot on the coffee table. I handed her a glass and set the other down. I took the towel she'd tossed on the sofa and folded it up into a little bundle and went to take her leg. I stopped myself and looked up at her, from under fallen bangs."May I?" I asked. She held her glass with both hands, licking tea from her upper lip, and nodded. I lifted her calf, the skin smooth and warm in my hand, and slipped the folded towel under her ankle to pad it from the table. I set it down carefully and she let out a sigh. I sat down on the sofa and took up my glass. I was looking into the glass at the ice cubes floating around. I set it back down and went to the kitchen, found a plastic bag and filled it with the rest of the ice. I looked down at her, she sat there wide eyed as I reached to carefully set it on her ankle."Thank you," She said softly, with a smile "again.""You slammed the door on purpose didn't you?" She asked."Well you were beginning to look like a lobster out there, fresh from the pot. I wasn't sure if you were asleep and I didn't want you to burn, or worse." I said.She smiled. "Thank you." She said, and after a moment she added, "West Virginia.""Rockport here, welcome to Maine." I toasted her with my tea, and we clinked glasses. Neither of us said anything we just sat there enjoying our tea."You said this was on your way? Where were you going?" Summer asked."I was headed down to Davy's marina down the road." I said. Then pointed. "If you go down Sea Road and bear right. He runs a couple of boats for fishing, sightseeing and whale watching. I was going to see if he needed any help this summer."She nodded, and looked down at her ankle. Water running down her leg from the condensation on the bag."If he doesn't give you a job on a boat, you might want to consider going to medical school." She chuckled. "You're a quick thinker and have a gentle touch. I don't mean to keep you from where you were headed but since this is really feeling like hell." She pointed at her foot. "I was wondering if you could do me another favor before you leave.""Sure, what else do you need, lunch?" I asked.She laughed. "Well that would be nice, but I was just going to ask you to go into the bathroom and grab the ace bandage that's rolled up on the counter and the bottle of pain killers for me. I want to get this wrapped again, now that I'm not worried I'll look like a cat with one white paw."I set my glass down, and went to the bath and found the items. I found a bottle of sunburn lotion on the counter and brought that too."I see you came prepared to burn." I looked at the bottle."Well when you're as white as I am, it happens often, especially this early in the season." Summer said as she reached up for the items. She reached down and took the ice off, and dried her foot off on the towel. She crossed her legs, her dress riding up high as she reached to start unrolling the bandage.I laughed. "That looks more awkward than a lobster trying to climb a tree." I reached out for the bandage and took it from her. "Let me show you how it's done." I sat on the edge of the coffee table and laid her leg across mine. I wrapped her ankle neatly slipping the clips on at the end with a flourish. I looked at her toes peeking up, the nails a sparkly pink color. A small throat clear broke me out of my reverie, only to notice that I'd been absently stroking her shin and calf. I snatched my hand away, and felt my face turn bright red again. I looked down at the rug and apologized."For what? Doing a better job than I would wrapping my ankle? Or maybe the lame lobster jokes." She flipped a hand at me and took the bottle and popped it open. She poured out her dose and knocked them back with a swallow of her tea."I should take these with food." She took her foot off my lap and set it gingerly on the floor, grabbing the arms of the chair preparing to get up."Whoa! Where are you going?" I asked."I was going to go see what was in those bags to eat." She said."Sit down. I'll get you something." I answered quickly.She rolled her eyes at me. "You've done far more than you should have for a tired, broken down old lady." She rolled forward again, and I put my hand on her shoulder to keep her balance back."I'll get it." I said firmly. "What would you like?""You are too sweet." She said, relaxing back into the chair. "What did you bring?"I went into the kitchen to rummage through the bags. Given a little creativity and a few minutes time I whipped up a sandwich and chips. I peeked around the door jamb to ask if she wanted mustard or mayo on her turkey. The sight that greeted me stopped me in my tracks. Summer had sat forward on the chair, and slipped the straps off the sundress pushing it down to her waist. She sat there slowly rubbing in the sunburn cream into her skin. She finished her arms and began working on her chest rubbing slowly giving each nipple a pinch and tug. My jeans felt about ready to explode at the sight of her. I popped my head back around the door and called out asking my question. She replied, mustard. I responded that it was ready then, to give her time to cover up.I walked into the room with the plate in front of me and the bag of chips dangling beneath to try and hide my arousal. I sat quickly as I handed her the plate, hoping I'd covered myself well enough."Ooh thanks!" She said setting the plate down and reaching for half the sandwich. She just stopped and looked at me. "You didn't make one for yourself?" I shook my head. "Here," she handed me the other half, "I hate eating alone."I shrugged and took the other half, and we ate quietly. I asked her how she twisted her ankle. Exploring wet rocks on the outbound tide, she'd slipped and thought she'd broken it. She had gotten an X-ray and it was only a bad sprain."Ironic. I ended up having to postpone starting work at the very hospital that I was going to be starting at next week." She said."Oh? You a doctor?" I asked."RN, and I was serious earlier, you have a gentle touch, and you wrap a mean ankle." She followed with a smile."Sports." I said by way of explanation. She nodded.She opened her mouth laying a chip on her tongue and took it in whole giving it a crunch. I didn't know why, but she fascinated me on an entirely new level. I'd seen naked girls before, well in magazines and movies, anyway. Here sat a woman who, unlike those from around here, wasn't scandalized by having her body admired. This isn't the end of the world, but not far from it."How old are you Pete." She asked. I told her the truth, that I was nineteen, and I'd just graduated last month. She offered me the chips, and I took a few."What are your plans from here?" She asked."I honestly don't know. I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up." I said chuckling.She set the chips aside and wiped her hands on the towel. She took up the bottle of cream and popped the cap up. She nonchalantly pulled up the hem on her dress to a nearly indecent level and leaned forward and began rubbing the cream into her leg. She continued to ask me about the area, what there was to do after school got out. She worked her hand further up her thigh, the warm pink flesh supple under her fingers. She pulled back again, the hem of the dress slid up, and a peek of pink lace appeared. She asked if I had a girlfriend. Which made me pause. She started on the other leg working from the ankle up to the knee. She stopped and looked at me when I didn't reply."No?" She asked, no doubt noticing that I'd been watching every movement she made.I just shook my head looking down at the floor. "No. I've gone out a few times, but never really had a girlfriend."She looked down her leg again, massaging her up her thigh slowly. Watching her was not helping the situation in my jeans one bit."That's too bad. Seems an awful waste of resources if you ask me." She smirked."Huh?" I said looking up at her with a quizzical look.She bit her lower lip and looked me in the eye for a moment, then down at my lap, and nodded.I must have turned deep red, she looked up at me and smiled, then busted out laughing."Oh my God! You're as innocent as the day you were born, aren't you?" She asked grinning ear to ear.I stammered."Oh hell." She waved her hand. "Don't be embarrassed hon. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get you a hard time." She reached over and gave my wrist a quick squeeze. The feel of her warm hand sent a shock up my arm. She leaned back in the chair, not bothering to adjust her dress. The little pink lace peeking out kept drawing my eye. I could feel her eyes studying me as I tried not to look.She started softly. "Am I the first woman you've ever seen naked?" She followed with, "in person?"I cleared my throat. "Well, that close, yea." I said softly. "Last summer, my friend and I found a cove where some girls go to tan in the summer, but we stay well back. They mostly only took their tops off. Jeff had binoculars." I felt my ears turn red.Summer smiled again biting her lip. "So, the peeping tom thing isn't new." She giggled. She was enjoying teasing me. A moment of silence passed while I looked anywhere but at her. "Stand up Pete, and come here." I looked at her and did as she asked. She slowly reached up, and tugged the straps of her dress to the side, and looped her arms up through, pushing it down her torso. Her breasts popped free, the cherry red nipples stiff in the cool breeze coming through the house. She looked up at me from under a lock of hair, still biting her lip. Time seemed to stop, and I wasn't sure what to do next, but instinct pushed me to reach out and cup her breast. It was warm and soft in my hand, and I stroked it gently. I reached up with my thumb and rubbed the nipple. A sigh as she inhaled deeply, her eyes were closed while I explored. I rolled it between my thumb and finger it was as hard as a pencil eraser."That feels nice." She said softly. I stroked the curve up to her chest, and back down between them following it around.Time started again when I jumped back startled. I hadn't expected it when her hand reached up and pressed against the front of my jeans."Oh!" She giggled. "I didn't mean to scare you. I just thought you might enjoy a little rub too." She nodded at my jeans. "Let me see it."I went wide eyed like a deer in caught in headlights."Come on. It's only fair, you saw mine." She urged. Her hand slid down raising the hem of her dress showing off the pink lace panties with black lace trim. She circled the front with her finger, pressing as she did. She reached over and took the last swallow of her tea and caught an ice cube from the glass. Swirling it around her mouth. She opened her mouth showing me that she was rolling the cube around with her tongue.Without conscious thought my hands reached for my zipper to release the pressure built up behind it. I pulled it down as she watched intently. I unbuttoned the fly of my boxers and the pressure was gone as my hard cock pushed its way out seeking relief.Summer made an approving sound deep in her throat at the sight of it. "Ooh that's nice." The ice cube clicked on her teeth and she crushed it quickly, chewing the bits of ice. She looked up at me and made a come hither motion with her free hand, the other still working on the pink lace. I stepped forward as if she were drawing me towards her with an invisible tether. She reached up slowly this time and took me gently into her hand. Stroking the shaft and rubbing the tip with her thumb. I gasped, my breath coming in short panting breaths. "That's it, easy now." She said in a soothing voice, as if calming a frantic animal. "You aren't going to last very long."My body was humming like a taut wire as she gently stroked me. In a move that surprised me, she leaned forward and took me into her mouth. The cold sensation from her chewing the ice nearly pushed me over the top. I gasped. She licked my cock like a kid with an ice cream cone, her icy tongue dragging away at me. I knew I was about to cum, and she did too. She stepped up the pace of her licking, and took me into her mouth once more sliding down further until I lost it. I felt my hips jerk forward and she put her hand on my thigh to keep me from choking her. I grabbed for the first thing at hand, and it happened to be the back of her head, and I erupted. My body stiffened as I gasped for air. I felt as if she was drawing me inside out. I exploded in her mouth, her tongue cleaning up the mess I'd made."Is that the first time a girl has done that to you?" She asked softly, lapping my still hard cock. I nodded between gasping breaths."You poor thing. Have you ever thought of what it would be like to lick a girl down there?" She asked innocently. I looked down to find her fingers had slipped into the panties and were making deep circular motions. I had to think, because if I hadn't before now, I certainly was beginning to. She kept darting her tongue out, giving me soft licks and quick flicks with her tongue and thought I could do that.She stood up awkwardly not putting her weight on her bad ankle, and reached up beneath her sundress tugging at the fabric. Soon her panties were around her knees. She turned and tossed the towel onto the chair and spread it out."Oh screw it." She said pushed down the fabric of her sundress as it slid over her hips. She sat down pushing her dress and panties off and tossed them on the couch. She leaned back on the chair as I watched her chest rise and fall with her slow deep breathing. My eyes followed down her taut stomach, a small silver heart dangled from her belly button on a chain. My eyes scanned further down and found the top of her little narrow strip, the soft tuft of dark blonde hair leading to deep pink lips. I stood there with my mouth hanging open as she set her leg back up on the coffee table, opening up a little more for me. I licked my dry lips, which must have been a sign."That's what I like to see. A willing student." She smiled and winked at me. "Grab a pillow and kneel down. I'll give you a quick lesson on the special anatomy of a girl." She chuckled. I did as she asked and knelt before her. She proceeded to point out the highlights softly, in an encouraging voice. Explaining how best to please a woman down there.I leaned forward, my nose filling with the scent of her. I reached forward licking upward between her spread fingers. She let out a deep sigh and I began licking and nibbling. I tilted my head up and began swirling her clit with my tongue like she'd done to my cock. She threw her head back and her jaw dropped as a low moan escaped her lips.She panted quickly. "Slip your finger inside me, and make a come here motion." She mimed it with one finger.I did as she asked, slipping my middle finger into her as far as I could. It was wet, and warm and I could feel her tighten down on me. I started off slowly stroking in and out of her, then remembered how she'd shown me and I rubbed up and forward and back again. I had forgotten what I was doing and noticed she'd reached down to start stroking her clit with incredible speed. I leaned down putting my tongue to it again, and began flicking it with my tongue as fast as I could. Summer arched up off the chair and began yelling, 'Oh my God.' She stayed that way for nearly a minute before collapsing back into the chair gasping for air. My hand was soaked with her juices. I wasn't sure, but I figured I'd done well. I used the corner of the towel to wipe my hand. I looked at her swollen, wet and deep pink lips and just leaned forward and began lapping up the mess she'd made, slowly with the tip of my tongue. She inhaled sharply and her legs came together quickly."Easy there." She said pushing my head away gently. "It's very sensitive after." She released the grip she had of my hair and ran her fingers through it. She was just looking at me smiling while I licked my lips."So how did I do teach?" I asked.She chuckled. "I'd say you did pretty damn well for a first-timer. I'll give you an A plus for effort and an A for technique." She smiled. I was hard as a rock, and wondered if I was going to be allowed to follow through with the next thing that came to my mind."Are you a typical young guy with a raincoat in your wallet?" She asked, reading my mind. I looked at her with my quizzical look again. She just rolled her eyes and shook her head. I sighed looking down, and shook my head slowly. I got a slightly scolding look in reply. I wasn't sure if it was because I didn't have one, or that she was unhappy about it as well."Get up." She said giving a slight push to my forehead. I leaned back and stood in a single motion. I nearly fell over backwards when I realized I still had both legs caught with my jeans around my knees. Summer leaned forward to grab my arm and help me balance. She nodded down at them and without saying a word let me know that I should get them off. She gripped my hand solidly and pulled herself carefully out of the chair and hobbled a step aside. She reached down taking the rumpled beach towel off the chair and flipped it in half and lay it on the center cushion of the sofa. She turned me back to and gave me a push so I fell back onto it."Don't move." She said leveling a serious gaze at me. She hobbled back off to the bedroom. A little rustling later she came back with something closed in her fist. She pulled the coffee table up close and sat gently on the edge of it facing me."First things first. It's never her responsibility to make sure you're prepared." She said holding up a little foil packet. "If you aren't prepared, then keep it in your pants, or her hand if you're lucky enough." She smiled. "The only time it'll be up to her to help is now. If she'd like to." She reached forward and began slowly stroking me, her fingers firm and soft at the same time. "You see, you can't wrap the rascal unless he's primed and ready." She smiled. "I'll show you how best to use this so you don't end up a daddy too soon, or worse."I smiled and rolled my eyes."Hey, we can stop right now if you like." She said levelly at me. The shock on my face must have been plain as day. "That's what I thought." She smiled and looked down at my hard cock. "I'd hate to stop now myself." She peeled the wrapper down the side pulling out the little ring. She held it close for me to see. "See how it's rolled up? Place it with the rolled side up over the tip like this." She reached holding my cock in one hand and setting the condom on the tip. "Unroll gently down the shaft like this." She said sliding her fingers down my shaft unrolling it fully. "All the way down. That's important since she's not going to want to fish the thing out of her if it comes off in the middle of your good time. It also makes it pretty useless if that happens." She gave the base of my cock a little squeeze. She pulled my knees together, and stood up kneeling on the sofa straddling me."This is a good position for us to start with. It gives a woman the ability to control the depth and speed with which you entering her. Missionary isn't bad, but if you get a little over zealous it can end up hurting her. If you want to her to ever want you back in her again then it's best to make sure she has a good time too." She said reaching down between us she ran her finger up and down her swollen lips."Remember to open her gently beforehand, the more care you take with her, the more likely she'll be calling you for more." She sat up, and lined herself up over my cock and took my shoulders as I took her by the hips. She looked down at me for a moment, one eyebrow going up."Oh." I said reaching between us and stroking her still wet lips placing fingers on either side and gently opening her up. As I did she lowered herself on me. The sigh that escaped my lips was loud. I nearly passed out from the feeling of the warmth and tightness, as she slowly rode the entire way down my length. A soft purr came from her throat.She sat there for a moment and proceeded to just tighten herself around me and relax. I started pushing urgently with my hips."Easy does it." She whispered into my ear then licked her way down nibbling the lobe and kissing my neck. "A woman's nipples are very sensitive, and shouldn't be neglected." She took my hand and ran it up to her small breast. Lifting it away slightly and rubbing her nipple with my fingers. She bit her lower lip as I took the hint and stroked her breasts and rolled the nipples between my fingers. I leaned forward taking it in my mouth rolling it around, lashing it with my tongue. Summer sighed deeply and rolled her hips forward and started rising up and lowering herself on me. My other hand found its way behind her gripping her ass and pulling her down onto me with each stroke. She started a long deep stroking rhythm that I thought was going to drive me over the top again. She must have noticed my urgency as my hips rose to meet her down stroke hard. She stopped on an upstroke and let me slip out of her and I thought I was going to die when my eyes popped open pleading with her. She smiled at me."What's your hurry? Aren't you enjoying yourself?" She said sweetly.I nodded furiously. "Yes I am." I gasped."Good. The journey can be as much fun as the destination, so take your time." She got off the couch. I looked at her pleading with her not to stop now. "Let's see how well you improvise." She said.She turned around and knelt down on the pillow that was on the floor, and leaned forward setting her elbows on the chair she was sitting in before. Her beautiful ass, up in the air her lips open and pouting in invitation. I scrambled off the couch and knelt behind her, nearly ready to drive my cock into her when I paused and opened her up slipping back into herShe whipped her hair over one shoulder and looked at me over the other. "You're in the drivers' seat now. It's going to be up to you to be aware of the clues a girl is giving you. If she's pulling away from you, you're fucking her to hard. If she's pushing against you, well she wants you to put the pedal to the metal, so to speak." I pushed forward feeling myself fall into her and never wanting to leave. I began pushing and she met me stroke for stroke as I sped up. I couldn't take it any longer. Summer let out several long high pitched moans followed by a gasping, 'Harder!' and I went into overdrive. Plunging her depths with abandon I finally drove her forward hard, pushing her hips against the chair as I exploded. I stiffened as I felt every ounce of strength drain from my body. Summer shuddered hard in my hands bringing me out of my daze."Are you okay?" I gasped between breaths.She rose up slightly, hair a complete mess covering her face. She started to laugh, gasping for air. "I was just thinking, this vacation started off lousy, but it's improving nicely."I chuckled. "Welcome to Maine, Vacationland." She busted out laughing at that. I backed away falling free of her, the cool breeze came in from the screen, cooling the sweat on my skin."Let's get cleaned up." She stood shakily, with the help of the arms of the chair. I stood as well. She turned and slipped an arm around my shoulders. "Help me to the bathroom, would you please?" I looked at her, and turned slightly and reached down picking her up off the floor. She let out a whoop of surprise. "I only needed a shoulder to lean on honestly." She said smiling."So lean on it." I said smiling. I negotiated the narrow path to the bathroom and brought her in careful not to bang her against the doorjamb. I set her on a little stool next to a big claw foot bathtub."Let me get that." Summer reached over and popped up a tissue and reached up sliding the condom off of me and wrapping it and tossing it in the trash. She looked up at me, her hair still a mess. I reached down pushing it off her forehead. She smiled. "Grab a washcloth for me, would you please?" She nodded at a small shelf, and I took one down and handed it to her. She reached over to the bath running water onto it and a little squirt of her bath gel. She frothed it up and began washing herself off. She rinsed and repeated. She dried herself with another towel hanging from the bar. She looked up at me from under her bangs, scanning down. "Really?" She said in a resigned voice as she saw that I was once again ready.I shrugged. "The benefit of youth?"She laughed. "I guess!"She rinsed the cloth again and began gently washing me with it. The cool water and warm hands were soothing but not doing a thing for the fact that it was loaded and ready to go yet again."Would you hand me that light blue bottle there." She asked. She poured a small amount into her palm and set the bottle aside. She rubbed the oil between her hands and rubbed it between her legs oiling herself up. The sight of this was not doing me any good either. A crooked smirk spread across her face as she watched me watching her in fascination.She reached up with her oily hand and began stroking my shaft. The hardness slipping through her firm grip with little friction. The other hand began fondling my balls. They were already tight, and ready to go again. She slid her hand further under and began massaging me underneath in a tight circle. The feeling blew my mind as I couldn't contain myself and came hard, with a loud splatter, on Summer's chest."Not sure if it's good for burns, but I've heard it does wonders for the skin." She said, leaning forward cleaning the last few drops off with her tongue. She then used her cloth to wipe up the cum I'd splashed on her chest.. I just watched her, her movements so graceful and efficient.She looked up at me with a smirk. "Pete, how would you like to give me a hand for a couple weeks while this ankle heals?"My eyebrows went up. "How?" I asked."The usual mow the lawn, grocery runs, cleaning, maybe even an occasional turkey sandwich. It'll allow me to keep off this as much as possible and not feel like I'm an invalid. I'll warn you now though it's not only doctors that make lousy patients."It was my turn to smirk. "What's it pay?" I asked wiggling my eyebrows.Her mouth dropped open. "You little shit! I'm not hiring you to be a gigolo!" She laughed. "But there's always the possibility of a bonus. I could continue your lessons. Practice makes perfect they say." She smiled at that."I don't know." I said, my spent cock hanging inches from her lips. Oh I knew alright, but I played along. "I'll have to see what Davy has to offer this year. Those rich folks that come in to fill up can be pretty good tippers too."She raised an eyebrow at me again. "Okay if you'd rather work for him I'll understand." She said in mock resignation. She stood on her good foot, testing the floor with her bad. I instinctively wrapped my arm around her waist."You drive a hard bargain." I said pulling her to my side so she could put her arm over my shoulder.She looked me up and down me and smiled. "This vacation isn't turning out bad at all."To be continued in part 2, by Member389 for LiteroticaSummer In Maine: Part 2Lesson Two, and Two and a half.A 7-part series by Member389. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Stories.This summer job wasn't turning out the way I'd thought. So far I'd mowed the lawn, done the dishes, (thankfully there's a dishwasher) hauled trash, done laundry, dusted and vacuumed. When Summer asked if I wanted to help her out for a few weeks I sort of expected there would be fringe benefits to go with, or instead of, getting paid. Instead it was actual work. She wasn't shy, about her body or mine, she often would wrap her arm around my waist to help with her balance. She occasionally stroked my ass through my jeans. I didn't hesitate to return the favor but I always ended up with only a smile in return. I figured after that first day when I took the job I might get some more personal time with her. The other night I helped her to run a bath, and she shooed me out of the bathroom. One night we watched a late movie I slept over, and ended up on the couch. Something didn't seem right about all of this. Nearly a week had gone by, and it was as if that first day hadn't even happened, and I was too shy to say anything. I hitched the grocery bag I was carrying a little higher, tonight, I'd say something tonight.I walked up to the kitchen stoop and pulled open the screen door and I heard a gasping cry. I dropped the bags on the table and darted into the living room, she wasn't there. Another cry, and I looked to the right and saw the bedroom door was open. I walked quietly towards the door, and Summer was laying back on the bed naked except for her bandaged ankle. She was sliding a pink vibrator up and down between her thighs. She tilted it slightly and slid it into her, her other hand pulling on her nipple. I was instantly hard watching her pleasure herself. She let go of the nipple and slid her hand down and began flicking her clit, rubbing it fast. She arched her back crying out "Yes!" She pulled the vibrator out slipping her fingers in as she came. She continued rubbing her clit slowly and stroked her fingers in and out for a few before falling flat to the sheets like a deflated balloon. Her breathing was fast and shallow."How long have you been watching?" She asked, not looking up. She looked absolutely radiant, her skin flushed pink through her tan. Her hair was a tangled mess of sun streaked gold, she looked fantastic."Just a couple minutes." I said quietly looking down at the floor. I heard the old brass headboard creak and I peeked up. She had raised her head and was looking at me."What's the matter?" She asked gently. I shrugged and walked out to the kitchen, and started putting away the groceries."I picked up some local shrimp for lunch. I'll put them on ice in the fridge." I said loudly from the kitchen. I turned and Summer was leaning against the doorway to the kitchen watching me with her arms crossed in front of her, buck naked. She gave me a shrewd glance."Please tell me what's bothering you."I looked at her for a moment, then turned away and put a couple other items in the fridge."Nothing." I said, unconvincingly."It's just..." I started. I looked over at her and said."Never mind." I walked out to the yard looking around to see if I should mow the lawn again already or not. I heard the screen door bang shut behind me. I felt her hand on my shoulder as she stepped up beside me."I love it here. The salty sea air, the big sky, everything seems so much simpler." She said softly. I instinctively wrapped my arm around her waist, her skin was warm and damp."Why?" I asked softly."Why what, Pete?" She asked with surprising sincerity. "Why haven't we had sex since Monday? Is that what you want to know? Are you asking me if you were a one afternoon-stand? What Pete? Ask me." She urged.Her words inflamed me and my frustration flared. "Yes!" I turned to face her, her arm sliding down from my shoulder. "Was I just a one shot deal? Screw me, then have me cook and clean for you?" I immediately sensed I'd gone too far and full well expected a slap. I'd deserve it if she did. I opened my eyes wide.She stood there looking at me, her eyes smoldering. She coolly pointed out. "Which one of us is the one standing here naked?" I stood there a moment longer, every muscle in my body taut like a drawn bow. I snapped and took hold of her and kissing her hard as our lips parted, tongues lashing out at each other like sparring fencers. Her arms wrapped around my waist pulling us together."Damn, I thought I you'd never come around." She said between kisses. I leaned back and gave her a queer look."What?" I asked, completely confused. She grinned ear to ear."Lesson number 2, confidence is sexy. Hell it took me walking around naked to get your damned attention. What the hell is wrong with you?" She bopped me on the forehead. I shrugged, feeling completely confused. I had no idea what she was talking about."This exercise, which you nearly failed miserably I might add, was to see if you would take the lead. I personally tend to be a bit passive. Therefore, as the guy, you need to learn to take the lead, just like dancing." She held my hand up and snugged her hand around my back and gave a little sway."The other night when you fell asleep on the couch I laid awake waiting for you for nearly an hour. I finally took matters into my own hands, maybe I should have made more noise.""I knew girls were crazy. I honestly was hoping to get more insight from you, not more confused." I said smiling. "You were waiting for me?""You haven't seen crazy yet, give me a week." She winked.I groaned, then kissed her again, holding her against me, my hands stroking down her back to her ass massaging it as I pulled her to me. Holding her was like holding a flame, seductive, hypnotizing and hot, and I didn't care if I got burned."Tell me you've had the good sense to pick up some protection." Summer mumbled between kisses. Without breaking our kiss I reached back for my wallet and held it up."Please tell me you bought more than one." She growled. I felt her hands come between us resting on the waist of my jeans unbuttoning them and grabbing for the zipper. She pushed my jeans and boxers down far enough for me to escape captivity. She let out an appreciative hum as she ran her hand up and down my hardened length. She broke our kiss long enough to grab the hem of my polo shirt and drag it up pulling it over my head. She leaned down and took one of my nipples into her mouth. I gasped out loud at how the sensation shot through me. It felt as if my cock was getting even harder and I didn't think that was possible."Holy shit! Does it feel this way when I do this to you?" I gasped.She hummed an agreement as she switched to the other side, then stepped back and looked at me smiling.I stood dumb-founded for a moment. I quickly realized she was waiting for me to do something. She placed her hands on her hips and gave them a slight tilt. "I'm all yours, all you need do is tell me how you'd like me, or better yet, show me." She winked. I kicked off my shoes and pushed my pants the rest of the way off and looked at her for a moment. The sun kissed her body so exquisitely, her pink nipples hard and pointing straight at me. Her hair was blowing in the breeze surrounding angelic face like a golden halo. I stepped forward, wrapped her up in my arms again and kissed her deeply. I ran my hand up between us taking her breast in my hand cupping it twirling the nipple in my fingers. I work my mouth down her jaw, kissing her neck and I feel her shudder and gasp. I moved down the center of her chest trailing kisses to the other nipple and teased it with my tongue before taking into my mouth suckling it gently. A moan escaped her lips. Her hand was pulling me towards her, fingers running through my hair. I wanted her so badly but I didn't want this to end. I pulled away looking up at her face, her mouth hung open her eyes half closed."Your ankle has to be killing you right now." I said, noting she'd been standing for a while now. I walked over and brought one of the Adirondack chairs over and set it behind her and she smiled. I laid my clothes on it to keep her from burning her ass on the sun heated wood. She just looked at me without sitting. "Sit down." I told her, and she tilted her head in assent and sat. I knelt down in front of her and kissed her nipple again and began trailing kisses down her stomach. She took the cue and leaned back on the chair. I flicked her little belly button ring aside and licked her belly button. She let out a whoop and jumped, chuckling."Ticklish?" I chuckled. She grasped a handful of my hair and gave me a little push further down, but I was going at my own pace and I made my way down nuzzling her little blond stripe. I kissed my way around her pouting lips, my tongue darting out giving little licks. She tasted sweet, the scent of her was driving me mad, I couldn't take it any longer and slipped my tongue into her as I massaged her clit.She arched her back and moaned. "Yes!" I lapped up to her clit taking it in my lips and giving it due attention. Her cries got louder and I stepped up the assault on her. Her leg came up over my shoulder and she pulled me hard into her with her heel. I let up a bit, I didn't want this to end too soon, it seemed that I wasn't the only one enjoying it. I slipped my middle finger into her, and felt her grip it tightly. Her hips started rocking forward. I was pretty sure I could finish her off quickly if I had a mind to, but I didn't. I continued bathing her clit, varying the pressure on it. She let out a few short gasps. "Please?!" She begged. I knew then I had to finish her and slipped another finger in to join the first and intensified my tongue lashing. Her hips lifted off the chair as she climaxed. She held on to me, still moaning, finally collapsing back into the chair panting."You sir, are a natural." She gasped. I returned her smile and licked my fingers."Am I mistaken, or is there a very hard cock in my immediate future?" I grinned even wider and nodded. "How would you like me?""Over hard." I said smiling. Her eyes lit up like a fire had been kindled."Well then, dig that little party hat out and show me how easy it is to put on."I chuckled and dove for my wallet lying on the grass a few feet away. I dug out the foil wrapper and crawled back. I tore open the packet holding the ring carefully and reaching down, putting in place and unrolled it carefully."Very good." She said her eyes flashing. She stood up and knelt down on the grass facing the chair. "Over like this? I'm sure you'll supply the 'hard' part." She added with a wink."Yes." I said, my breath shallow. I had to have her and scooted up behind her and lined up pushing the head in. I took her hips and pushed forward in a single motion burying myself in her.We both gasped loudly. In moments she started moving her hips back and forth and I pulled out and began taking slow strokes at first, but I knew I wasn't going to last. She leaned back pushing hard against me and I responded in kind driving forward, the sound of our bodies coming together pushed me into a frenzy. Her gasps were coming in short cries of, "Yes!" She began shaking in my hands, her moans coming from deep in her throat as she arched back into me and climaxed again pushing me over the edge. I drove her forward nearly knocking her and the chair over as I stiffened arching my back. I froze in place for what seemed an eternity, and not long enough both at the same time as I came deep in her.She leaned back against my chest, the heat of her skin against me was incredible, she reached behind us grasping my ass pulling our hips tight together. "I love how you feel inside me." She whispered. I leaned down and began kissing her shoulder, working my way up to her neck and nibbled on her ear."I love how you feel too." I said, my voice a little weak.She breathed a deep contented sigh. "What now?" A small smirk spread across her lips."I don't know about you but I worked up an appetite." I said. "Those shrimp sound good about now.""All this and you cook too. You're not going to be single long." She chuckled and reached up behind her and stroked my cheek. "I think we may need to move for that though." She said lightly, reminding me that I still had her pinned against the chair. I leaned back, pulling free of her. I stood stepping back, I gathered up my clothing. Summer put her good foot down and stood, steadying herself on the arms of the chair. "Let's go clean up and have lunch." She smiled slipping an arm around my waist and we went into the house.I started a pan for the shrimp, a little olive oil, some garlic and some red pepper flakes tossed on top of fresh spinach. My killer homemade vinaigrette to top and she would be mine. Well she already seemed to be. I stopped and stared out the little window above the sink out over the water. That thought caught me by surprise. What exactly was going on here? An hour ago I was pissed off for being shunned, now I was making her lunch with a silly, satisfied grin on my face.Summer hobbled into the kitchen wearing a pale blue tank top and panties with little pink hearts on them."Don't you own pants?" I asked smiling."Sure, would you rather I be fully dressed, or comfortable?" She asked."Oh I don't mind your outfit, as long as you don't mind your lunch burnt to a crisp." I laughed."What are you making?" She replied chuckling."I'm going to woo you with my culinary skills. My own special shrimp and spinach salad with homemade vinaigrette." I said."Wow, sounds awesome. You're a man of many talents. I think you're a little late in the wooing department though." She said smiling.My chest tightened at that. Nobody ever thought of me as a man before. Everybody has always treated me as a kid until now. The shock of it must have been evident in my expression."What?" She asked, her eyes widening. I didn't answer her, I just leaned forward and kissed her softly, she responded in turn."Nothing." I said, my grin returning."Need a hand?" I handed her two lemons with directions to squeeze the hell out of them then juice them for me into a bowl. I diced up the shallot, and garlic tossing them into the big bowl, salt and pepper followed. In went a huge dollop of spicy mustard, I looked at how much juice Summer had squeezed out of the lemons and eyeballed it pouring it into the bowl, straining out the seeds. I dug a whisk out of the drawer and started whisking in olive oil."Most vinaigrette recipes ask for vinegar, obviously. I like mine with lemon juice, especially with seafood." I said. I stopped whisking dribbling a little onto my finger to try it. "That's the ticket." I said offering a taste to Summer who agreed with a little sound. I set the big bowl aside and had her start splitting the cherry tomatoes. The shrimp were rinsed and patted dry on a towel, and I threw some garlic into the pan starting it with some of the olive oil. I salted and peppered the shrimp and in they went tossing them around to coat them all with the hot oil. They were ready in a couple minutes and the kitchen smelled terrific. I stacked the plates with spinach and started building the salads with the tomatoes, red onions, shrimp and as a topper sliced almonds."If this tastes like it looks, you're staying on as cook after this heals." She said lifting her foot behind her."Prepare to have your mind blown." I said handing her a plate and a fork. I had brought a small baguette with me which I'd sliced up and we ate."A girl could get used to this." She smiled popping a shrimp into her mouth. Cooking for a girl is a sure way into her panties."I laughed. "Even if she wasn't wearing any?""Well she's wearing some now." Her eyes flashed."But for how long?" I said playing along."You have your driver's license don't you?" She asked, changing the subject."Yea, I just don't have a car of my own yet." I said, wondering why she asked."Do you know of anybody that would loan you one, like your folks?""Yea I'm sure I can get one. Why, do you want to do it in the backseat?" I wiggled my eyebrows at her."Hell yea, but I'd also like to get a ride to go get my Jeep. It's been down at the clinic for a week now. They told me it would be safe but I'm getting a little stir crazy stuck here in the house." She replied.I looked out the window. "I can ride down and bring it back, it's only about four or five miles." I said."Ride?" She asked."I have a bike, I can put it in the back and haul it back if you don't mind.""Not at all." She smiled.I did the dishes and cleaned up after lunch, and Summer kicked back on the sofa folding a load of laundry I'd done earlier. I took a look at the grass, yea the lawn could wait a couple more days. "What else needs to be done?" I asked from the kitchen. I got no answer. I walked into the living room and she was bobbing her head as I walked around the edge of the couch I noticed she'd put in earbuds and was listening to her mp3 player. She was lip syncing some unknown song. She looked up at me and grinned, pulling one of the buds loose."I couldn't live without my music." She threw a towel at me to fold."Listening to anything good?" She mentioned a band I'd never heard of, and moved the folded stuff from beside her and patted the seat beside her. I sat and she handed me the ear bud."Check it out, you might like it." I put it in my ear and listened for a song or two, folding another towel. A hard rock song started and she turned it up a bit and started singing along. She got to the chorus and really joined in full blast. The lyrics were pretty explicit. I was thinking you wouldn't hear music like that on the radio around here. There was a pause, then a soft intro began. The ballad was soft and low, and Summer stopped and closed her eyes, her lips barely moving with the lyrics. When I noticed I stopped and listened intently to the lyrics, it was about intense, heart-felt, you are my world, kind of love. The kind of love that lasts longer than a lifetime. When it ended she reached down and stopped the playback. She looked straight out the window for a moment and turned to me, a shy sweet smile on her lips."Do you believe in love Pete?" She asked me. I stared at her in wide-eyed amazement for a minute, and began slowly nodding."I do now." I said, my voice barely above a whisper. I wanted to kiss her so badly, but something in her eyes made me hesitate. There was sadness there, and they welled up as if she were doing her best to hold back tears. A wash of emotion swept over me like a storm driven wave, and I leaned forward lifted her chin and kissed her softly. Our lips brushed, our tongues sought out one another, delicately probing. Something wet touched my cheek making me break the kiss long before I wanted to. I pulled back and a tear streamed down Summer's cheek. I reached for one of the towels and daubed it. I took a deep breath and was about to ask why she was crying when a curt little head shake waved off the question."Please don't ask, not yet anyway." She said, her voice thick with emotion. "I'm sorry." She said wiping the remaining tear with the heel of her hand."You don't have anything to be sorry about." I replied softly.She inhaled deeply and let it out slowly. She turned to me with a smile on her mouth but sadness in her eyes."I saw there's a free concert in the park tonight. Want to go? A rock blues cover band is playing. Sounds like they might be good."I knew they were good, my friends brother was in the band, and I'd heard them before. I smiled and nodded. "Sounds like fun, and they are good, I've heard them before.""I should ride down and get the Jeep. There's no way you're walking that far." I said sternly."Yes dear." Summer rolled her eyes at me. She giggled, and got up hobbling off to the bedroom and came back with a set of keys handing them to me."It's black, and I'm guessing the only one with West Virginia plates. It's at the walk-in clinic on Route 12."I nodded. "I know exactly where you mean. I'll go get it. You relax, take a nap if you want. I should be back in an hour or so." I smiled. I kissed her again, the underlying want in our embrace was nearly too much. She placed her hand on my chest, with the barest hint of pressure. She was right, if I kept it up we weren't going anywhere. I reluctantly stepped back, picked up the folded towels and put them away. I walked back out and she had laid down on the couch with her foot up on a pillow. I smiled that she'd taken my suggestion."Can I get you anything before I go?" I said softly leaning over the arm of the couch. She just smiled and gave her head a little shake. She reached up pulling me down closer for a quick upside-down kiss. I headed for the kitchen door, pausing as I closed it quietly, looking back into the house. I turned and started walking home.I walked, lost in thought. This week had been a week of firsts for me. I grinned at the thought of the first day when I lost my virginity to an amazing woman. The aggravation of the following days of not knowing exactly what was happening. If I had just opened my eyes I would have noticed she was waiting for me. Then today when she all but pushed me into making love to her again. I wondered why, well why me anyway. I knew so little about her. What was going on here. We'd known each other about a week, what was that question about believing in love. I could easily fall in love with her, I had to admit. Was I doing just that? So many questions came to mind as I walked up my driveway, I grabbed my bike out of the garage and hopped on. I made my way down to the coast road and started pedaling in earnest up the first rise. The traffic drifted past me as I sought answers to my questions. I pedaled harder nearly coasting up the next rise. Why was I over analyzing this? I was living out a fantasy any red-blooded male would die for. A beautiful, sexy woman wanted to have sex with me, repeatedly. Isn't that enough for me? I laughed out loud at that thought because I realized, it isn't.I rolled down the long slope of the hill seeing the clinic up ahead. I pulled into the parking lot and rode around looking for the Jeep and found it near the side of the building. I checked the plate and got off my bike, took out the keys and opened up the driver's side door. The heat billowed out of it from being parked in the sun so long. The smell of a roasted sweet smelling air freshener poured out and nearly gagged me. I walked to the back and looked at how I was going to get my bike in there and noticed there was a folding bike rack on the spare tire mount. I figured it out in a few minutes an

In this episode of the Deadass Podcast, Uncle Dale returns to share more of his experiences from his time in the police force. They discuss his experience working along myself in the pet cremation industry. Dale shares relatable stories from his motorcycle policing days, and highlight incidents that nearly resulted in serious injuries or death. It's a mix of professional insights and personal anecdotes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to The Dale Not Dale Podcast, featuring Uncle Dale from OutDaughtered and his co-host Von! This week, the guys sit down with Matt Bahnick, founder of The Positive Vibe Movement, for an inspiring conversation about the importance of mental health. Matt shares his journey, the mission behind The Positive Vibe Movement, and how a positive mindset can change lives. This episode is full of encouragement, motivation, and real talk that everyone needs to hear! Sponsored by Bogey Bros Golf Co. — "Play Bad, Look Good." Because confidence on and off the course is key! Produced by Magnus of Manigold Multimedia, delivering top-tier podcast production every time. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more insightful conversations, good vibes, and unfiltered fun. Hit the bell to stay updated! #DaleNotDalePodcast #OutDaughtered #ThePositiveVibeMovement #MentalHealthMatters #BogeyBrosGolf #PlayBadLookGood #Encouragement #Inspiration

Welcome to Happily Ever Banter, the lively new podcast with Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from OutDaughtered, produced by Magnus of Manigold Multimedia! This week, Dale and Kiki welcome longtime friends Mike and Lauren Howard for an episode filled with laughs, memories, and some unexpected twists. With this crew, things get real—and maybe a little spicy! Stay alert, as there's some surprise explicit content that takes the conversation to a whole new level. You won't want to miss this wild and entertaining catch-up! #HappilyEverBanter #OutDaughtered #UncleDale #KikiMills #Podcast #OldFriends #ExplicitContent #LivelyConversations

Welcome to Happily Ever Banter, the brand-new podcast featuring Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from OutDaughtered, produced by Magnus of Manigold Multimedia! In this week's special episode, Dale and Kiki celebrate their 17th wedding anniversary in style! From romantic moments to laugh-out-loud surprises, the couple shares all the details of their celebration—and you're not going to believe what Dale got for Kiki! Tune in for the big reveal and some hilarious reactions as they reflect on 17 years of marriage, love, and surprises. #HappilyEverBanter #OutDaughtered #UncleDale #KikiMills #Podcast #AnniversaryCelebration #BigSurprise #MarriageMilestones

Welcome to another episode of Happily Ever Banter, the brand-new podcast featuring Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from OutDaughtered, produced by Magnus of Manigold Multimedia! This week, Dale and Kiki take a trip down memory lane as they chat about their recent visit back home to Louisiana to reconnect with old friends. From heartwarming reunions to funny stories, they share all the highlights of their trip. Tune in for some great laughs and sweet reflections on home, friendships, and the joy of catching up with loved ones! #HappilyEverBanter #OutDaughtered #UncleDale #KikiMills #Podcast #LouisianaTrip #OldFriends #Reunion

Welcome to another fun episode of Happily Ever Banter, the brand-new podcast with Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from OutDaughtered, produced by Magnus of Manigold Multimedia! This week, the Mills are joined by their friendly neighbors, Bruce and Wendy Chandler, who came in second place in the Not-So-Newlywed Game Show—narrowly losing to Dale and Crystal. Tune in for playful banter, hilarious stories, and a recap of the game show competition. You won't want to miss the laughs as they reminisce about the fun rivalry and share some behind-the-scenes moments! #HappilyEverBanter #OutDaughtered #UncleDale #KikiMills #Podcast #NewlywedGame #FriendlyRivalry

Welcome to Happily Ever Banter, the brand-new podcast featuring Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from OutDaughtered! Produced by Magnus of Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode celebrates the couple's big win at the Not-So-Newlywed Game Show, a fun event benefitting The Alliance nonprofit. Tune in for their playful recap of the competition and some behind-the-scenes moments. To learn more about The Alliance and how you can support, visit thealliancebayarea.org. #HappilyEverBanter #OutDaughtered #UncleDale #KikiMills #TheAlliance #Podcast #CharityGameShow #NonProfit #HEBPOD

Welcome to the newest episode of Happily Ever Banter, featuring the hilarious duo Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from OutDaughtered! Produced by Magnus of Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode dives into the couple's excitement over their new grill from Recteq and the fun preparations for their upcoming newlywed game show. Stay tuned for some laugh-out-loud moments as they warm up with a few playful game show questions. Don't miss out on the banter and the behind-the-scenes peek into their lives! #HappilyEverBanter #OutDaughtered #UncleDale #KikiMills #Recteq #Podcast #GameShow

Welcome to a sizzling new episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered bring their signature humor and real talk to relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus of Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode heats up as Dale and Kiki discuss their upcoming 1-mile race bet—where the loser has to get a tattoo chosen by the winner! Join in on the fun as they share their competitive spirit, make predictions about who's going to cross the finish line first, and dive into what tattoos might be on the line. But that's not all—things get a little spicy as they open up about their thoughts on tattoos and more! Whether you're here for the playful banter, the race excitement, or just curious about what's getting "spicy," this episode has it all. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" for a lively and entertaining conversation that will keep you hooked from start to finish. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this episode full of fun, surprises, and maybe even a little ink!

Welcome to a thrilling new episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode brings some competitive spirit as Dale and Kiki talk about their upcoming mile race! In this episode, the stakes are high—whoever loses the race has to get a tattoo of the winner's choice! Join Dale and Kiki as they share their training strategies, predictions, and playful banter leading up to the big event. But that's not all—stay tuned to find out who might be attending the race to cheer them on (or to add a little extra pressure)! Whether you're a fitness enthusiast or just love a good competition, this episode is packed with excitement, humor, and a bit of friendly rivalry. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" for all the pre-race hype and find out who's most likely to end up with a new tattoo! Subscribe now and don't miss out on this high-stakes, fun-filled episode – it's one for the books!

Welcome to another heartwarming episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode is all about the back-to-school season with their children, Bron and Kenzie. Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they discuss the excitement and challenges of preparing for a new school year. From shopping for school supplies to first-day jitters, they cover all the essentials and share their personal experiences. Bronson and Mckenzie also join the conversation, offering their perspectives on what they look forward to and how they handle the transition. Whether you're a parent gearing up for the school year or just enjoy hearing about family life, this episode is packed with relatable moments, practical tips, and plenty of laughs. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" for a delightful and informative discussion that will help you and your kids get ready for school with a smile. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this charming episode – it's a back-to-school special you won't want to miss!

Welcome to another exciting episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode is all about their recent vacation to Florida!Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they reminisce about their sun-soaked adventures in the Sunshine State. From beach days and amusement parks to delicious dining and unexpected surprises, they share all the highlights and memorable moments from their trip.Whether you're looking for vacation inspiration, love a good travel story, or just enjoy hearing about Dale and Kiki's adventures, this episode has it all. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" for a fun and lively discussion that will transport you to the sandy shores and warm waters of Florida.Subscribe now and don't miss out on this delightful episode – it's the perfect getaway!Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimediaArt Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragalePodcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Welcome to a timely and practical episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode focuses on an urgent topic: preparing for Hurricane Beryl. Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they discuss their preparations for the approaching hurricane. They share essential tips and advice on how to keep your family safe, what to pack in an emergency kit, and how to stay calm and organized during a natural disaster. With their trademark humor and down-to-earth approach, they make an important and serious topic accessible and relatable. Whether you're in the path of Hurricane Beryl or just want to be better prepared for future emergencies, this episode is packed with valuable information and practical guidance. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" and learn how to protect your loved ones and navigate the challenges of a hurricane. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this crucial and informative episode – your safety and peace of mind will thank you! Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Welcome to another engaging episode of “Happily Ever Banter,” the podcast where Uncle Dale and Crystal “Kiki” from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode features special guests Ben and Corley Spell, owners of Good Ranchers “American Meat Delivered.” Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they sit down with Ben and Corley to discuss the intricacies of marriage, raising kids, and handling whatever life throws your way. As successful entrepreneurs and parents, Ben and Corley share their experiences and the lessons they've learned along the way. From balancing business and family life to overcoming challenges, their story is both inspiring and relatable. Tune in to “Happily Ever Banter” for an episode filled with practical advice, heartwarming anecdotes, and plenty of laughs. Whether you're navigating the ups and downs of marriage, parenting, or just looking for some motivation, this conversation has something for everyone. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this insightful and entertaining episode – you won't regret it! Guest - Ben & Corley Spell - Owners of Good Ranchers Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Welcome to a heartwarming new episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode features very special guests: Crystal's sister Danielle Busby and her husband Adam "Buzz" Busby. Danielle and Adam are proud parents to six girls: Blayke, the oldest, and the quints: Ava, Olivia, Hazel, Riley, and Parker, the first set of all-girl quintuplets in American history. In addition to their unique family dynamic, they own the successful clothing brand Graeson Bee, named after the boy name they never used. Originally from Louisiana but now proud Texans, Danielle and Adam join Dale and Kiki to discuss the origins of their relationships and share some never-before-heard stories. Join us for an intimate and revealing conversation as they explore their journeys as couples and parents, the challenges and triumphs they've faced, and the love and laughter that bind them together. From family tales to entrepreneurial insights, this episode offers a mix of heart, humor, and inspiration. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" for an episode filled with candid moments, touching stories, and plenty of laughs. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this unforgettable episode – you won't regret it! Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Bible Reading: Colossians 3:12-15"You brought my favorite board game!" exclaimed Hattie and Cleo's uncle when they came to visit him in the hospital. The girls happily set it up, and they were playing when a man entered the room. "Hi, Kyle," said Uncle Dale cheerfully. "Hattie, Cleo--meet Kyle Turner." The girls smiled and waved. "Kyle comes to see me every day and we read the Bible together," Uncle Dale explained."Don't let me interrupt you," said Kyle. "I have some errands to run. I'll come back in a little while.""That's fine," said Uncle Dale. "Don't forget!""No chance!" Kyle called on his way out. The girls were silent for a moment. "Kyle Turner," murmured Hattie. She frowned. "I know that name! He's the man who caused your accident, isn't he?" She looked at her uncle. "Why are you friends with him? It's his fault you can't walk!""I was really angry right after the accident," admitted Uncle Dale. "Then I read Colossians 3:13 during my devotions one day." He picked up his Bible from the bedside table. "Here, Cleo. Will you find that verse in my Bible?"Cleo quickly found the verse. "Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.""Not too long after I read that verse, Kyle came to my room," said Uncle Dale. "I sure had a grievance against him! But he asked me to forgive him." Uncle Dale cleared his throat. "God helped me do that and used the accident to help both Kyle and me grow in our relationship with Jesus," he said quietly.Hattie had tears in her eyes. "I just don't think I can forgive Kyle," she said. "Is there something wrong with me, Uncle Dale?""Nothing that God can't cure," her uncle assured her. "You love me and don't like to see me hurt--that's natural. Forgiving isn't always easy, but we can depend on Jesus for help. He forgave us for all our sins, and He gives us the power to forgive others, even when it's hard." Uncle Dale smiled. "I know--why don't you girls stay for my Bible study with Kyle? I'd like you to get to know him better."The girls glanced at each other. "Well…okay," said Hattie, and Cleo nodded.–Alyssa LiljequisHow About You?Has someone hurt you so badly that you feel like you can't forgive them?* Remember that you've done wrong things too, but if you trust Jesus as your Savior, He's forgiven you even though you don't deserve it. Show others the forgiveness that comes from Jesus by forgiving them when they hurt you. *If you're struggling with the hurt someone has caused you, talk to a trusted adult.Today's Key Verse:Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. (NIV) (Colossians 3:13)Today's Key Thought:Forgive others as Christ forgave you

Bible Reading: Romans 14:7-13Hattie lay on her bed in the dark, thinking about Uncle Dale. He was in the hospital, badly hurt. He might even die. "Cleo," she whispered, "are you asleep?""No," came the answer from the other bed. "I wish Mom and Dad would get home from the hospital.""Dad said the driver of the other car was drunk." Hattie's voice broke. She sobbed softly. "It's not fair! Uncle Dale might die, and that other man is walking around perfectly okay."When their parents finally arrived home, the girls were still awake. Dad came and knelt between their beds. "First," he said, "I want you to know that Uncle Dale is doing a little better. And I met the driver of the other car tonight. He's very sorry and upset.""Well, he should be," said Cleo. "That man should be put in jail--forever!""He may have to go to jail," said Dad. "He told me he was a Christian, but--""I don't believe that!" Hattie interrupted."He said his friends talked him into drinking tonight," Dad continued. "He could have chosen not to drink and drive, but he didn't. Now he's very sorry, but he can't take back what happened. He knows he deserves to be punished.""No Christian would do what he did," said Hattie."Christians sin, Hattie," Dad reminded her. "We all do things that are wrong, and people are affected by our actions whether we like to think so or not.""I guess that's true," said Cleo. "Remember when my friend Sophie didn't want to come to Bible club with me at first? She said it was because Christians weren't any different from other people. She knew some Christian kids who lied and cheated on tests and did stuff like that just as much as other kids did."Dad nodded. "Our sins don't just affect us--they affect others too. Sometimes they hurt someone else directly, like what happened to Uncle Dale when that man decided to drink and drive tonight. Other times they hurt others' perception of what it means to be a Christian. The good news is that Jesus promises to forgive our wrongs and help us do what's right. The next time you're tempted to do something you shouldn't, think of who else it might hurt besides you. Then trust God to help you make the right decision."–Alyssa LiljequisHow About You?Do you think your sin isn't hurting anyone? Every time you do something wrong, it affects others. Things like drugs, drunkenness, and stealing can ruin whole families. But things like lying, cheating, and laughing at others cause deep hurts too. Whenever you're tempted to do something wrong, trust God to help you do the right thing so your actions won't hurt others or yourself.Today's Key Verse:None of us lives for ourselves alone. (NIV) (Romans 14:7)Today's Key Thought:Your sin affects others

Welcome to a fiery new episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode promises to heat things up as Dale and Kiki dive into a spicy game of 'Would You Rather.' Join Uncle Dale and Kiki for a fun and revealing game that pushes the boundaries and sparks laughter. As they navigate through a series of intriguing and hilarious 'Would You Rather' questions, you'll get to see a new side of them that's candid, entertaining, and a little bit wild. From tough choices about relationships and family to outrageous scenarios, this episode is packed with moments that will make you laugh out loud and think twice. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the podcast, you won't want to miss this playful and spicy discussion. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" for an unforgettable episode full of humor, honesty, and unexpected twists. Subscribe now and join the fun – you won't regret it! Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Episode Sponsor - Goodr Sunglasses - use our code "HEBPOD" for Free Shipping Podcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Send us a Text Message.Ever wondered if owning a bar and grill is all fun and games, or mostly headaches? Join us at Madhouse Bar Talks for an uproarious and reflective journey through the highs and lows of life, starting with our uncensored opinions on a colleague named Jimmy and a good laugh at the Rolling Stones still rocking out in Cleveland. You'll get a taste of what it really takes to keep a bar and grill running, from the dedication required to the tricky task of managing staff, all sprinkled with tales of Uncle Dale's stubborn refusal to retire from the restaurant biz and the balancing act of work and family on occasions like Father's Day.Picture this: you're on your lunch break, dressed in work gear, and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a gay pride parade. Our unexpected encounters don't stop there—we recount our escapades in New Orleans' gay section of Bourbon Street, leading to some unforgettable bar moments. Add in our bemusement at a local fashion show in Lorraine, and you've got a chapter filled with laughter and the kind of unpredictability that makes life so entertaining.Home improvements might sound mundane, but when you throw in neighborhood tensions, wildlife encounters, and a backyard project that spirals out of control, things get downright comedic. From purchasing a "she shed" to dealing with concrete delivery mishaps, our tales of transforming our backyard are nothing short of hilarious. We also dive into the financial strain of housing and food costs, touching on the necessity of side gigs to make ends meet, and the frustrations of incentive programs in the concrete industry. So, grab a drink and get ready for a rollercoaster of humor and relatable struggles in this episode of Madhouse Bar Talks!Support the Show.We want everyone to enjoy the show and really appreciate your feed back

Welcome to another engaging episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. Produced by Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, this week's episode is extra special as they welcome Magnus and his wife of almost 15 years, Chelsea, to the show! Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they sit down with Magnus and Chelsea to discuss the joys and challenges of maintaining a long-term marriage. They delve into topics such as intimacy, communication, and the secrets to keeping the spark alive after many years together. With nearly 15 years of marriage experience, Magnus and Chelsea offer valuable insights and share personal anecdotes that are both relatable and inspiring. Get ready for a heartwarming and candid conversation filled with laughter, love, and practical advice for couples at every stage of their relationship. Whether you're newlyweds or celebrating decades together, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" and join the Mills, Magnus, and Chelsea for an unforgettable discussion on the intricacies of love and marriage. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this delightful episode – your heart will thank you!Guest - John "Magnus" & Chelsea Manigold Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Welcome to the Dale Not Dale Podcast, where Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered teams up with his doppelgänger Von Schulz for an entertaining and insightful show you won't want to miss! This episode is proudly sponsored by Good Ranchers, American Meat Delivered, ensuring you get the best quality meat right to your door. Produced by the talented Magnus of Manigold Multimedia, each episode brings top-notch production and engaging content. In this exciting episode, Dale and Von are joined by the incredible Jack "Trey" Ferrell, a former homicide detective and private investigator. Jack shares some of the wildest and most gripping stories from his remarkable career, giving you a peek into the thrilling world of criminal investigations. From high-stakes cases to unforgettable encounters, Jack's tales are sure to keep you on the edge of your seat. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to stay updated on all our latest episodes. Tune in now and join the fun with Dale, Von, and their amazing guests! #DaleNotDalePodcast #UncleDaleMills #VonSchulz #GoodRanchers #Magnus #ManigoldMultimedia #TrueCrime #JackFerrell #HomicideDetective #PrivateInvestigatorGuest: Jack "Trey" Ferrell Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Welcome to a lively episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and humor on relationships, marriage, and family life. This week, they delve into crucial topics such as intimacy, communication, and parenting, all while sharing highlights from their recent exciting trip to Austin to see Justin Timberlake! Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they navigate the complexities of maintaining a healthy and happy relationship. They offer practical advice on keeping the spark alive, fostering open and honest communication, and managing the joys and challenges of raising children. With their trademark humor and relatability, they make these essential topics both engaging and accessible. But that's not all! The Mills also give you a behind-the-scenes look at their fun-filled trip to Austin to catch a Justin Timberlake concert. Hear all about their adventure, from the thrill of the performance to the memorable moments that made their trip unforgettable. Whether you're looking for relationship tips, parenting advice, or just a good story from a fun night out, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" and join the Mills for a heartwarming and entertaining discussion. Special thanks to our producer, Magnus from Manigold Multimedia, for making this episode possible. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this delightful episode – your heart will thank you! Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Episode Sponsor - Goodr Sunglasses - use our code "HEBPOD" for Free Shipping Podcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Mikey is a Cat backpack guy - How about those Pirates - Waiting for our invite to join the Hundo Boys - - Willing to risk It all for fruity pebbles - Let us join the Hundo Boys fishing club - Uncle Dale is stuck on the Steel Curtain - Gay Star Wars - Have anything fun for the show or just want to say hi... Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and leave us a talkback message

Tune in to the latest episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his hilarious doppelgänger, Von Schulz, for another exciting and entertaining conversation.This week, the boys are joined by social media sensation Blaine Toler. Blaine brings his charm and wit to the podcast for a lively discussion that spans a range of fascinating topics – from golf to guns and everything in between.Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat Delivered straight to your door, the podcast continues to deliver top-notch entertainment with a side of deliciousness.Produced by the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises high-quality production and an engaging experience for all listeners.Don't miss out on this captivating episode – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they delve into intriguing discussions and share laughs with special guests like Blaine Toler. Tune in and enjoy the ride! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #ManigoldMultimedia #BlaineToler Guest: Blaine Toler Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Episode 18: Breaking the Cycle - with Couples Counselor Erika Labuzan-Lopez! Welcome to a thought-provoking episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their wisdom and laughter on relationships, marriage, and family life. This week, they are joined by special guest Erika Labuzan-Lopez, a renowned couples counselor, to discuss the importance of therapy and break the stigma around seeking professional help. Join Uncle Dale, Kiki, and Erika as they dive into the vital role that therapy can play in maintaining healthy relationships. Erica shares her expertise and personal insights, offering practical advice on how couples can benefit from counseling and why it's essential to overcome the stigma often associated with seeking therapy. This episode promises to be enlightening and empowering, providing listeners with the tools and encouragement they need to prioritize their mental and emotional well-being. Whether you're curious about therapy, already in counseling, or just looking for ways to improve your relationship, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" for an engaging conversation that aims to destigmatize therapy and promote healthy, open communication in relationships. Join the Mills and Erika Labuzan-Lopez as they explore the benefits of therapy and share strategies for building stronger, happier connections. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this insightful and inspiring episode – your heart and mind will thank you! Guest - Erika Labuzan-Lopez / Website - https://www.erikalabuzanlopeztherapy.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.happilyeverbanter.com

Welcome back to the studio with the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his witty doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they return for a candid and cathartic episode that's sure to resonate with listeners. After several remote episodes, Dale and Von are finally back in the studio, bringing their signature humor and charm to a heartfelt discussion. This week, Von takes the spotlight in an impromptu therapy session, venting some of his frustrations and sharing personal insights that you won't want to miss. Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast continues to provide a feast for the senses while delving into meaningful conversations. Plus, with the newest sponsor, "Lucy" tobacco-free nicotine products, listeners can enjoy a guilt-free alternative while tuning in. Produced by the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises top-notch production quality and an engaging visual and auditory experience. Don't miss out on this compelling return to the studio – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they explore the lighter and deeper sides of life. Tune in and connect with the laughter, honesty, and camaraderie that makes this podcast a must-listen! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #Lucy #ManigoldMultimedia Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Welcome back to the Dale Not Dale Podcast! Join your hosts, Uncle Dale from OutDaughtered and his doppelgänger, Von Schulz, for another entertaining episode sponsored by Good Ranchers - American Meat Delivered and produced by the incredible "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia. This week, the boys are coming to you remotely, but that doesn't stop them from diving into a lively and thought-provoking debate. Von and Magnus tackle the hot topic of homeschooling, each bringing their own unique perspectives to the table. Meanwhile, Dale takes a front-row seat, offering his own insights and humor along the way. Will they find common ground, or will the debate get as heated as a Good Ranchers steak on the grill? Tune in to find out! Don't miss out on this engaging and informative discussion. Be sure to like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon to stay updated on all things Dale Not Dale. And remember, our episodes are best enjoyed with some premium meat from our sponsor, Good Ranchers. Visit their website and use promo code DNDPOD for a special discount! #DaleNotDale #UncleDaleMills #VonSchulz #GoodRanchers #Podcast #OutDaughtered #HomeschoolingDebate #ManigoldMultimedia Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Welcome to another heartwarming episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their insights and experiences on relationships, marriage, and family life. This week, they're diving deep into the essential topics that every couple faces: intimacy, communication, children, and more. Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they discuss the intricacies of maintaining intimacy in a busy household, the importance of open and honest communication, and the joys and challenges of raising children. With their trademark humor and genuine candor, they offer practical advice and heartfelt stories from their own lives, providing listeners with relatable and inspiring content. Whether you're looking for tips to strengthen your relationship, parenting advice, or simply a comforting conversation to brighten your day, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in to "Happily Ever Banter" and join the Mills as they explore the beautiful complexities of love, family, and everything in between. Subscribe now and don't miss out on this engaging and insightful episode – your heart will thank you! Episode Sponsor - Goodr goodr.com/HEBPOD - Use our code "HEBPOD" for free shipping! Producer: Magnus (Manigold Multimedia) CMO: Vittorio Fragale VonDale Media x Manigold Multimedia Production

Welcome to another exciting episode of the Dale Not Dale Podcast, where your hosts Uncle Dale Mills from OutDaughtered and his lookalike doppelgänger, Von Schulz, bring you laughs, stories, and unexpected insights! Sponsored by Good Ranchers - American Meat Delivered and produced by the talented "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia. In this week's episode, the boys are remote once again, but that doesn't stop them from delivering top-notch content. Von shares all the wild details from his recent boys' trip to Mexico - you won't want to miss his hilarious and adventurous tales! But that's not all. Stay tuned for a deep dive into the surprising and somewhat shocking story behind the name of the band KoRn. Warning: this part of the episode is NSFW and not for the faint of heart! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon so you never miss an episode of Dale Not Dale. Whether you're a fan of OutDaughtered, love a good doppelgänger duo, or just need some great entertainment, this podcast has something for everyone! Remember, our episodes are best enjoyed with some delicious meat from our sponsor, Good Ranchers. Visit their website and use promo code DNDPOD for a special discount! #DaleNotDale #UncleDaleMills #VonSchulz #GoodRanchers #Podcast #OutDaughtered #KoRn #NSFW #MexicoTrip #ManigoldMultimedia Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Prepare for a sizzling episode of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered dish out laughter, love, and candid conversations about relationships, marriage, and family life! In this week's episode, they're back with more of your burning questions on intimacy, communication, and children. But hold onto your seats because Dale and Kiki are about to turn up the heat with a game of the Newlywed Game! Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they navigate the twists and turns of love and laughter while answering your questions with their trademark honesty and humor. From spicy revelations to heartwarming insights, this episode promises to entertain and enlighten as they delve into the complexities of modern relationships. But the real excitement begins when Dale and Kiki take on the challenge of the Newlywed Game, testing their knowledge of each other and their relationship. As the questions get spicier, tensions rise, and laughter ensues, giving listeners a front-row seat to the hilarious antics of this dynamic duo. Whether you're a fan of romance, comedy, or simply looking for a reason to smile, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in and discover the magic of "Happily Ever Banter" as Dale and Kiki share their journey with love, laughter, and a whole lot of spice. Don't miss out on this unforgettable episode – subscribe now and join the conversation as Dale and Kiki uncover the secrets of happily ever after, one laugh at a time! Episode Sponsor - Goodr goodr.com/HEBPOD - Use our code "HEBPOD" for free shipping! Producer: Magnus (Manigold Multimedia) CMO: Vittorio Fragale VonDale Media x Manigold Multimedia Production

Brace yourselves for a hilariously unpredictable episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale from Outdaughtered and his quick-witted doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they welcome a viral sensation to the show – none other than Deric Cahill, the mastermind behind the passive-aggressive humor that's taken the internet by storm. In this week's remote episode, the studio is abuzz with anticipation as Dale, Von, and their special guest, Deric Cahill, connect for an uproarious conversation that's sure to leave you in stitches. With his signature brand of humor seen by millions, Deric brings his unique style to the podcast, so prepare to have the bleep button ready – this guy is f***ing funny! Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast promises a feast for the senses while keeping the laughter flowing. And with the newest sponsor, "Lucy" tobacco-free nicotine products, listeners can enjoy the show with a guilt-free alternative. Produced by the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode guarantees a visual and auditory experience that captures the hilarity and energy of the Dale Not Dale Podcast. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they share laughs, stories, and unforgettable moments with special guests like Deric Cahill. Tune in and get ready for a comedy extravaganza! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #Lucy #ManigoldMultimedia Guest: Deric Cahill Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Last week, Brian hinted at Dale taking the stand for this week's episode and what a captivating performance it turned out to be. Typically, witness examinations in court follow a conventional pattern of yes or no inquiries. However, Dan leaned toward open-ended questions, transforming the courtroom into what the duo affectionately calls ‘Storytime with Uncle Dale.'Dale's testimony provided a unique opportunity to narrate the brothers' tale to the jury in a manner previously unexplored. True to form, the plaintiff's attorney injected some unexpected humor into the proceedings with his probing queries, leading the courtroom to erupt in laughter.As for those questions? Let's just say one involved a hitman... Yes, you heard that correctly. Curious? Hit play and revel in the unfolding drama!Episode Highlights: Dale takes the stand.The hitman.Did you really do everything to help my client?How were you not aware that you weren't aware?Comedy in the courtroom.Links Mentioned in Episode/Find More on ForeverLawn:www.foreverlawn.comImpact Without Limits Instagram: @impact_withoutlimitsForeverLawn's Instagram: @foreverlawnincDale's Instagram: @dalekarmieBrian's Instagram: @bkarmieGet Grass Without Limits HereVisit our show notes page HERESubscribe to Our Newsletter HERE

Step into the world of "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered dive into the joys and challenges of relationships, marriage, and family life! In this week's episode, they're back with more of your burning questions, covering topics like intimacy, communication, children, and beyond. But there's a twist – Dale quizzes Kiki to see if she's smarter than a 1st grader! Join Uncle Dale and Kiki for an engaging and insightful conversation as they share their wisdom, experiences, and laughter while tackling the tough questions submitted by their listeners. From navigating intimacy issues to fostering open communication and handling the challenges of parenting, they offer practical advice and heartfelt encouragement for couples and families everywhere. But the real fun begins when Dale puts Kiki to the test, challenging her with questions inspired by the first-grade curriculum. Will Kiki rise to the occasion, or will the kids' questions stump her? Tune in to find out and share a laugh as they embark on this lighthearted and educational journey together. Whether you're seeking relationship advice, parenting tips, or simply a reason to smile, this episode has something for everyone. Subscribe now and join the conversation as Uncle Dale and Kiki continue to unravel the mysteries of love, laughter, and happily ever after. Don't miss out on this entertaining and informative episode of "Happily Ever Banter" – your heart and your mind will thank you! Episode Sponsor - Goodr goodr.com/HEBPOD - Use our code "HEBPOD" for free shipping! Producer: Magnus (Manigold Multimedia) CMO: Vittorio Fragale VonDale Media x Manigold Multimedia Production

Prepare for a wild ride on the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his comedic doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they welcome a truly unforgettable guest to the show – none other than the world-famous Joe Exotic from the hit Netflix series "Tiger King." In this week's explosive episode, the studio is buzzing with excitement as Dale, Von, and their special guest, Joe Exotic, connect via video chat from his jail cell in Florida. Brace yourself for a conversation like no other, as Joe discusses prison reform, shares insider information on his wild life, and offers insights into the captivating world of "Tiger King." Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast promises a feast for the senses while keeping the conversation lively and engaging. Plus, with the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia behind the scenes, viewers are in for a visual treat with the outrageous outfits worn by Dale, Von, and Magnus. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – tune in now and witness the electrifying exchange between Dale, Von, and the one and only Joe Exotic. Whether you're a fan of "Tiger King" or simply curious about prison reform, this episode is guaranteed to leave you entertained and intrigued! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #TigerKing #JoeExotic #ManigoldMultimedia #FreeJoeExotic Guest: Joe Exotic Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Get ready to laugh till your sides hurt on this week's episode of "Happily Ever Banter"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered as they welcome the uproariously funny comedian Nick Morrison and his lovely wife Ivy to the studio. Nick's meteoric rise in the comedy world, with millions of views on social media and headlining shows from Las Vegas to the heartland, is a testament to his clean, relatable style of comedy. But Nick isn't just about making you laugh; he shares the hilarious highs and lows of life as a husband, father, and former Professional Bull Rider, all while navigating the challenges of living with a serious brain injury stemming from over three dozen concussions. Produced by "Magnus" from Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises to be a rollercoaster of laughter, love, and life lessons. From side-splitting anecdotes to heartfelt moments, Uncle Dale, Kiki, Nick, and Ivy invite you into their world, where humor and heart go hand in hand. Subscribe now to "Happily Ever Banter" and join the banter as they explore the magic of relationships, marriage, and family life, one laugh at a time. Don't miss out on this unforgettable episode with Nick Morrison and Ivy – your funny bone will thank you! Episode Sponsor - Goodr goodr.com/HEBPOD - Use our code "HEBPOD" for free shipping! Producer: Magnus (Manigold Multimedia) CMO: Vittorio Fragale VonDale Media x Manigold Multimedia Production

Get ready for an electrifying episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his quick-witted doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they welcome a special guest who's taking the internet by storm – "Shorty" Shane of TikTok fame. In this week's remote episode, the studio is buzzing with excitement as Dale, Von, and Shorty dive into a conversation filled with laughter, inspiration, and crazy stories. Known for his hilarious videos and infectious sense of humor, Shorty shares insights into his journey, from driving for Uber to living in the wild world of Florida. Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast offers a feast for the senses while keeping the conversation lively and entertaining. And with the newest sponsor, "Lucy" tobacco-free nicotine products, listeners can enjoy the show with a guilt-free alternative. Produced by the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises a visual and auditory experience that captures the humor and inspiration of the Dale Not Dale Podcast. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they share laughs, stories, and unforgettable moments with special guests like Shorty Shane. Tune in and get ready to be inspired! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #Lucy #ManigoldMultimedia Guest: Shorty Shane Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Welcome back to "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered dive deep into the intricacies of relationships, marriage, and family life! In this episode, they're back with more of your burning questions, covering topics such as intimacy, communication, children, and much more. Join Uncle Dale and Kiki as they share their insights, experiences, and laughter while tackling the tough questions submitted by their listeners. From navigating intimacy issues to fostering open communication and handling the challenges of parenting, they offer practical advice and heartfelt encouragement for couples and families everywhere. Get ready for an enlightening and entertaining conversation as they explore the joys and struggles of love, marriage, and raising children. With their trademark humor and authenticity, Uncle Dale and Kiki create a safe and welcoming space for listeners to learn, grow, and connect with each other. Whether you're seeking relationship advice, parenting tips, or simply a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in and join the conversation as they continue to unravel the mysteries of love, laughter, and happily ever after. Subscribe now to "Happily Ever Banter" and never miss an episode as Uncle Dale and Kiki share their wisdom and laughter with the world. Don't miss out on this engaging and insightful episode – your relationship will thank you! Episode Sponsor - Goodr goodr.com/HEBPOD - Use our code "HEBPOD" for free shipping! Producer: Magnus (Manigold Multimedia) CMO: Vittorio Fragale VonDale Media x Manigold Multimedia Production

Get ready for a mouthwatering showdown on the latest episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his witty doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they welcome Detroit Michigan's very own master chef and content creator, Christopher "Meatlicious" Smith, to the show. In this week's installment, the studio is filled with savory aromas and lively debate as Dale, Von, and Meatlicious dive headfirst into the ultimate culinary showdown – the In-and-Out vs. Whataburger debate. With passion and gusto, they dissect the nuances of each iconic fast-food chain, settling the age-old question once and for all. Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast offers a feast for the senses while keeping the conversation lively and entertaining. Plus, with "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia behind the scenes, the episode promises top-notch production quality and seamless delivery. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they explore the intersection of food, culture, and friendship. Tune in and let the culinary debate begin! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #InNOut #Whataburger #ManigoldMultimedia Guest: Christopher Smith "Meatlicious" Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/meatlicious/ Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Embark on a journey of love, laughter, and insightful conversations with "Happily Ever Banter," the podcast where Uncle Dale Mills and Crystal "Kiki" Mills from Outdaughtered share their wisdom and humor on all things relationships, marriage, and family! In this exciting episode, they welcome special guests Tommy and Dianne McCollister, renowned relationship coaches who bring laughter and practical advice to couples worldwide through their relatable and funny videos. Join Uncle Dale, Kiki, Tommy, and Dianne for an engaging and enlightening conversation as they delve into the secrets of successful relationships. Drawing from their own experiences and expertise, Tommy and Dianne share practical tips and valuable insights to help couples navigate the ups and downs of love and partnership. From communication breakdowns to finding humor in everyday challenges, this episode offers a refreshing perspective on building strong and lasting connections. Tommy and Dianne's unique blend of humor and wisdom shines through as they share their journey and empower listeners to improve their relationships one laugh at a time. Tune in and discover the magic of "Happily Ever Banter" as Uncle Dale, Kiki, Tommy, and Dianne explore the joys and complexities of love and marriage. Whether you're looking for practical advice or simply a reason to smile, this episode promises to entertain, inspire, and leave you feeling uplifted. Subscribe now and join the conversation as they continue to unravel the mysteries of love, laughter, and happily ever after. Don't miss out on this unforgettable episode with Tommy and Dianne McCollister – your relationship will thank you! Episode Sponsor - Goodr goodr.com/HEBPOD - Use our code "HEBPOD" for free shipping! Producer: Magnus (Manigold Multimedia) CMO: Vittorio Fragale VonDale Media x Manigold Multimedia Production

Get ready for another wild ride with the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his comedic counterpart, Von Schulz, as they bring the laughs and surprises in this week's remote episode.In a twist of fate, Dale surprises Von with an unexpected gift – a dazzling diamond-studded grill for his teeth, adding a touch of bling to their banter. But that's not all – prepare to meet Dale's alter ego rapper, "Elad Sllim," as he makes his debut appearance, bringing a whole new level of entertainment to the podcast. Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast continues to satisfy appetites while delivering top-notch entertainment. Plus, with the newest sponsor, "Lucy" tobacco-free nicotine products, listeners can enjoy the show with a guilt-free alternative. Produced by the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises a visual and auditory treat that captures the humor and spontaneity of the Dale Not Dale Podcast.Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they explore new frontiers of comedy and entertainment. Tune in and let the surprises unfold! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #Lucy #ManigoldMultimedia Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Episode Sponsor: Lucy - use our code "DNDPOD" lucy.co/DNDPOD Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Get ready for a jam-packed episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his quick-witted doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they welcome back the talented Trey from The Fe, along with his bandmates Julian Delgado and Evan Lawrence from Marshland Ranch. In this week's electrifying installment, the studio is buzzing with energy as Dale, Von, Trey, Julian, and Evan dive into a wide-ranging conversation covering everything from music to life's adventures. With laughter and camaraderie in the air, listeners are in for a treat as the boys share stories, swap anecdotes, and offer a glimpse into the world of Marshland Ranch. Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast serves up a feast for the senses while keeping the conversation lively and entertaining. Plus, with "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia behind the scenes, the episode promises top-notch production quality and seamless delivery. But that's not all – stay tuned until the end for a special musical treat! Marshland Ranch takes the stage and performs two electrifying songs, ensuring the episode ends on a high note that's sure to leave listeners wanting more. Don't miss out on the excitement – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they blend laughter, music, and insightful conversation into an unforgettable podcast experience. Tune in and let the good times roll! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #MarshlandRanch #ManigoldMultimediaShow Guest: Marshland Ranch Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/marshlandranch/ Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Welcome back to the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" studio, where the banter is always lively and the laughs are endless! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his quick-witted doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they return for another hilarious episode filled with unexpected twists and turns. In this week's installment, the spotlight is on Von as he finds himself in the hot seat, defending his decision to enlist the help of a virtual assistant. Listen in as Dale playfully teases Von about being "spoiled" and reliant on modern conveniences, while Von offers his humorous rebuttals and insights into the perks of having a virtual assistant at his beck and call. Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast serves up a feast for the senses while keeping the conversation light and entertaining. Produced by the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises a visual and auditory experience that's as engaging as it is hilarious. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they navigate the comical complexities of modern life with humor, wit, and plenty of laughs. Tune in and let the good times roll! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #PrettyBoy #ManigoldMultimedia Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Show Sponsor: Yo Pretty Boy - use our code "DNDPOD15" https://www.yoprettyboy.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Welcome back to the studio with the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his witty doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they return to familiar territory for another exciting episode after a remote broadcast that tested their patience. In this week's installment, Dale and Von regale listeners with tales from their recent remote adventure, where technological mishaps left Von feeling frustrated. Laugh along as they recount the trials and tribulations of navigating modern technology, and celebrate their return to the comfort of the studio. Sponsored by the mouthwatering cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast offers a savory blend of entertainment and culinary delight. Plus, with "Pretty Boy" in their corner, Dale and Von exude confidence and style, ensuring they look their best both on and off the air. Produced by the skilled team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises a visual and auditory experience that's as seamless as it is entertaining. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they navigate the ups and downs of podcasting with humor, wit, and a dash of technological savvy. Tune in and let the laughter begin! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #PrettyBoy #ManigoldMultimedia Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Show Sponsor: Yo Pretty Boy - use our code "DNDPOD15" https://www.yoprettyboy.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Buckle up for a one-of-a-kind episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his quick-witted doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they break new ground and broadcast from not one, not two, but three different locations in this week's installment. In a bold move, Dale and Von go remote, bringing you the latest banter and laughter from three unique settings. From living rooms, offices and bedrooms, each location adds its own flavor to the conversation, creating a dynamic and immersive podcast experience like never before. Sponsored by the finest cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast continues to serve up a feast for the senses, even in the midst of remote broadcasting. Plus, with "Pretty Boy" in their corner, Dale and Von maintain their signature style and charm, no matter where they are. Produced by the innovative team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises a visual and auditory journey that captures the spontaneity and energy of remote podcasting. Don't miss out on the adventure – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they explore new horizons and redefine the boundaries of podcasting. Tune in and experience the excitement from three different perspectives! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #PrettyBoy #ManigoldMultimedia Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Show Sponsor: Yo Pretty Boy - use our code "DNDPOD15" https://www.yoprettyboy.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Get ready for another engaging episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his hilarious doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they embark on a lively conversation covering a variety of topics, from privacy screens on your phone to must-watch documentaries. In this week's installment, Dale and Von delve into the nuances of modern technology, discussing the importance of privacy screens and sharing their insights on safeguarding personal information in a digital age. From practical tips to humorous anecdotes, this episode offers a fascinating glimpse into the ever-evolving landscape of privacy and technology. But that's not all – the boys also swap recommendations for thought-provoking documentaries and captivating movies, offering viewers a curated list of must-watch titles for their next movie night or documentary binge. Sponsored by the premium cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast promises to satisfy your appetite for both entertainment and quality content. Plus, with "Pretty Boy" in their arsenal, Dale and Von exude confidence and style, ensuring they look their best while dishing out the latest insights and recommendations. Produced by the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode guarantees a visual and auditory experience that's as dynamic as the topics discussed. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they explore the intersection of technology, entertainment, and everyday life. Tune in and discover something new with Dale and Von! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #PrettyBoy #ManigoldMultimedia Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Show Sponsor: Yo Pretty Boy - use our code "DNDPOD15" https://www.yoprettyboy.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Prepare your taste buds for an episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" that's as mouthwatering as it is entertaining! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his quick-witted doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they welcome a true culinary maestro to the show – Houston's very own famous Chef "Machete," owner of Gordo Ninos and the genius behind the delectable "Lean Sauce." In this week's installment, the air is filled with the aroma of exquisite cuisine as the boys indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Tune in as they share laughs, stories, and, most importantly, incredible food with Chef "Machete." From savory bites to tantalizing flavors, the experience is beyond words, leaving Dale and Von in a state of pure gastronomic bliss. Sponsored by the finest cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast offers a feast for the senses while celebrating the artistry of culinary excellence. Plus, with "Pretty Boy" in their corner, Dale and Von exude confidence and style, even amidst mouthfuls of deliciousness. Produced by the creative minds at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode promises a visual and auditory treat that captures the essence of culinary delight and laughter-filled camaraderie. Don't miss out on this epicurean adventure – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they explore the world of food, friendship, and fantastic flavors. Tune in and get ready to savor every moment! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #PrettyBoy #GodoNinos #LeanSauce #ManigoldMultimedia Guest: Trinidad Gonzalez "Chef Machete" Website: https://www.chefmachete.com Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Show Sponsor: Pretty Boy - Use our code "DNDPOD15" https://www.yoprettyboy.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com

Swing into another exciting episode of the "Dale Not Dale Podcast"! Join hosts Uncle Dale Mills from Outdaughtered and his witty doppelgänger, Von Schulz, as they tee off with special guests, Bogey Bros., founders of the high-quality golf apparel online business. In this week's episode, the air is buzzing with banter as Dale and Von welcome the Bogey Bros. onto the couch. Tune in as they share stories, insights, and a few laughs about their entrepreneurial journey in the golf industry. But that's not all – brace yourself for some friendly competition as Dale and Von gloat about their recent victory over the Bogey Bros. in a round of golf. Sponsored by the premium cuts of Good Ranchers and the convenience of American Meat delivered straight to your door, the podcast promises to satisfy your appetite for entertainment and quality content. Plus, with "Pretty Boy" on board, Dale and Von exude confidence and style both on and off the green. Produced by the talented team at "Magnus" of Manigold Multimedia, this episode guarantees a visual and auditory experience that's both engaging and entertaining. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and join the "Dale Not Dale Podcast" community as they explore the intersection of sports, entrepreneurship, and camaraderie. Tune in and get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even improve your golf swing! #DaleNotDalePodcast #GoodRanchers #PrettyBoy #BogeyBros #ManigoldMultimedia Guest: John Koehler (Co-Founder) & Sean Welch (Director of FUN) Website: https://www.bogeybro.co - use our code "DNDPOD20" Show Presenter: Good Ranchers - Use our code "DNDPOD" https://www.goodranchers.com/ Show Sponsor: Pretty Boy - Use our code "DNDPOD15" https://www.yoprettyboy.com/ Producer - Audio/Visual: Magnus (John Manigold) - Manigold Multimedia - IG @manigoldmultimedia Art Director - Vittorio Fragale IG @vittorio.fragale Podcast Website - www.dalenotdalepodcast.com