TwoStonians

Twostonians 049: Don’t tell yourself it’s only music Theme Song: Outkast – Liberation 00:05 Our most formative musical albums 05:45 (1995) Bone Thugs N’ Harmony – E. 1999 Eternal 19:56 (1998) Outkast – Aquemini 29:20 (1998) Cake – Prolonging the Magic 43:20 (1999) Mos Def – Black on Both Sides 53:10 (2000) Blonde Redhead – Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons 1:01:34 (2001) System of a Down – Toxicity 1:17:30 (2002) Rilo Kiley – The Execution of All Things 1:26:10 (2003) Explosions in the Sky – The Earth Is not a Cold, Dead Place 1:35:30 (2004) Animal Collective – Sung Tong 1:44:00 (2007) Lupe Fiasco – The Cool

Twostonians 048 – RUMBLE TIME Theme Song: Run The Jewels – Ju$t 00:30 Terry Crews Update 02:45 SPOILER ALERT: (rent) Money Plane 33:05 Sweet Lou breaks quarantine 37:21 Betting on our NBA finals picks 42:15 How weird is bubble ball gonna be? 51:14 Representative Cortez vs some Yoho 1:00:15 Kanye and talking about mental illness

Twostonians 047: Celebrity Drag Race Theme Song: Kanye West - Power 00:10 Dragging celebrities 01:40 Kanye West 2020 11:40 Terry Crews 18:00 Senator Josh Hawley 21:00 JK Rowling 30:30 James Harden 38:20 Celebrity probably sucks 43:45 GOAT stfu celebrity? 46:30 Kweli what are you doing??

Twostonians 046: 2020 Midseason Review Theme Song: August Burns Red – The Legend of Zelda 01:27 2020 has too many plotlines 15:20 Is this just Game of Thrones? 25:05 Episodes 3-4 reveals the 2020’s big bad 30:30 Ranking 2020’s villains 36:40 Racism is Ganondorf 39:25 Racists’ last stand? 44:30 Is Gen Z is the protagonist? 53:00 The Midseason Finale 1:02:30 Grading the season (so far) 1:09:30 Finale Predictions

Twostonians 045 – A Civil Rights Reboot Theme Song: Coal Chamber – Sway 00:01 Joe vs. Health Care 01:45 Cops are so bad at their jobs 03:30 The Sixties are BACK 12:30 #DefundthePolice 17:30 #Disband the Police 19:30 Dismantle Capitalism 23:30 News media moving on already 26:20 Fuck Drew Brees? (Yes) 30:55 Say their names 35:20 Supporting & sustaining the movement 41:45 The Bad Apples Fallacy 47:00 Resisting dissipation or cooptation 50:30 Trump vs. Biden 57:00 Civil War II? 59:55 What if Biden or Trump dies? 1:08:30 Must follow twitter accounts

TwoStonians 044: The NBA’s sweet 16 Theme Song: Hidden Citizens ft. Vo Williams – Rise or Fall 00:01 Please donate to protestor bail funds 03:30 NBA return scenarios and season integrity 14:30 Reseeded 1-16 bracket 15:00 Mavs vs Clips 17:00 Celtics vs. 76ers 23:30 Heat vs. Thunder 25:00 Bucks vs. Magic 26:25 Skinny Harden 30:15 How good are the Nuggets? 36:15 What it the Lakers weakness? 37:30 No love for the Raptors? 40:50 Rockets coaching in 2021 49:00 Finals Picks 51:50 UFC Fight Island 53:30 Underpaying fighters 56:30 Convincing Joe to watch Tiger King

Twostonians 043: James Marsden, Civil Rights Icon Theme Song: Five Iron Frenzy – Oh, Canada 00:05 CALL IT A COMBACK 01:40 Going back to work fears 22:30 Move to Canada? 25:00 #worststatepowerrankings covid edition 27:45 Georgia 32:00 New York 34:00 Florida 36:20 President Pelosi? 45:55 Americans are suckers 55:10 Obligatory Massachusetts Shade 1:02:00 States going bankrupt 1:07:00 Is this the worst case scenario? 1:11:00 Remember: hospitals are businesses 1:19:00 How are you quarantining? 1:32:00 Dog culture and toxic masculinity

TwoStonians 042: Double Clutch City Theme Song: Kathy Mattea – Walking Away a Winner 00:01 Mental Health Check-in 06:25 RUDY T. IS A HALL OF FAMER!! 14:00 Remembering Clutch City 21:56 Has there been another Hakeem? 25:43 Did Barkley play in the wrong era? 29:33 The Rockets would’ve beaten MJ 31:35 Growing up as Rockets Fans 36:27 Remembering our fathers 43:00 Fantasizing about NBA Return Scenarios

TwoStonians 041: Pandemic at the Disco Theme Song: System of a Down – Toxicity 01:11 Corona Challenges 08:30 When did you realize this shit was real? 15:04 Feeling optimistic? 20:10 Patient 31 23:10 So what are the rules now? 34:10 Pandemic on Netflix vs. Anti-Vaxxers 40:25 Evolution is diabolical 47:00 IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU 51:35 Nobody really liked Pandemic tho 59:20 Not bringing up healthcare? Seriously? 1:06:05 Why are we bringing up religion? 1:07:30 How many ducks in the world and Alien abductions 1:13:30 I used to play bass for the Wacky Coroners

TwoStonians 040: #PocketRockets Theme Song: Onyx – Slam 00:43 Give a shit about the Clips’ signings? 03:06 Pocket Rockets early thoughts 15:15 Joe misses CP3 18:30 Revisiting our preseason picks 26:57 All-Time Small Ball Lineups* 39:45 Players who would flourish in this era 45:20 NBA All Star Game reax 49:10 Embracing being MLB villains *Team Roy: Kobe, Barkley, George Gervin, Dr. J, Stockton, Oscar Robertson *Team Joe: T-Mac, Pippen, Paul Pierce, D-Wade, Gary Payton, Jerry West *Team Jorge: Ray Allen, AI, Reggie Miller, Clyde Drexler, Ginobli, Steve Nash

TwoStonians 039: The Good Place Keeps It Sleazy Theme Song: Regina Spektor – Laughing With 00:00 Mic Check 01:45 Joe’s back from the Superbowl! 07:25 The Good Place Finale (FULL SPOILERS) 09:40 Jason’s beautiful goodbye 18:50 The Good Place Archetypes 21:05 Revisiting the Season One twist 29:20 Cheering for the Quest(s) 33:25 Sean and the Judge da true MVPs 36:50 Tahani’s arc splits the room 41:30 Let’s start a Good Place religion!

Twostonians 038: Roast of the Skywalker Theme Song: NIN – Terrible Lie 00:01 Terrible week for Houston Sports 01:00 Baseball should just embrace cheating 05:14 Alan Moore needs to relax 11:00 Did we need more Watchmen? (Yes) 19:00 ***FULL WATCHMEN SPOILERS BEGIN*** 34:00 Personal Favorite TV/Movie Tropes 35:40 Hard work vs. rage 40:00 Conspiracy narratives 42:30 Child/Father reconciliation stories 44:00 Found families 48:00 JJ Abrams vs. Zac Snyder 49:20 Roast of the Skywalker (SPOILERS)

Theme Song: Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power 01:40 Butthole Update 02:30 Sky Mud 04:25 Always Sunny Season 14 Review (SPOILERS) 06:45 Do people still go to the movies? 09:35 lol Gen Z is FUCKED 12:45 Dee is the season 14 MVP! 13:50 South Park or Always Sunny? 20:45 Joe stans Dennis 23:30 The end of Always Sunny? 28:15 The Mount Rushmore of TV Comedy Characters 29:30 Honorable Mentions 32:40 Jorge and Joe agree on the GOAT 34:00 Gotta have a Goor/Schur character! 35:00 Brooklyn 99 rewatch 40:00 Jorge’s personal GOAT 42:00 Joe goes old school 44:44 Shouts to hilarious female characters 49:25 Joe’s cuts deep with his final pick 53:00 Honorable Mentions 2 1:02:00 Jorge’s marriage is Brooklyn 99 1:03:40 Theme song choice explained

Twostonians 036 – Buttrot & Scorsese Theme Song: Danny Schmidt – This Too Shall Pass 01:25 BODIES. ARE. GROSS. 13:30 Early NBA Reactions 34:00 Kaepernick coming back?! 36:30 Do we need to reassess Jay Z? 41:30 Reacting to Louis CK’s return 46:00 Reflecting on toxic masculinity 53:30 Jorge vs. Martin Scorsese 1:12:35 Videogames vs. Cinema

Twostonians 035: Hoops Hot Takes, 2019 Edition Theme Song: Megan Thee Stallion – Dance 00:01 NBA Season Hot takes and Bad Bets 03:38 That Clips D 08:00 Western Seeds, 8 thru 1 08:57 The Mavericks??! 11:05 Jorge’s history of Blazer hatin’ 14:35 A tale of Two Cities: NOLA & LA 19:30 Is AD a fraud? 23:20 Roy distrusts UTAH 26:00 UNCLE MIKE! 28:50 Who’s gonna be the #1 seed? 31:00 Bealin’ & Dealin’ 35:05 Betting on the Lakers missing the playoffs 37:05 (Shouts to the Connecticut Sun) 38:30 Is LeBron Adam Sandler or Donald Trump? 41:40 BET Harden and Russ will trip-dub in the same game! 47:30 Clyde the Glyde, low key GOAT 49:00 Wedgie bet 50:40 Is Philly over-rated? 52:05 Jorge won’t sleep on Toronto or Orlando 54:45 Pacers doomed? 56:50 China’s just flexxin’ 1:00:00 Fertitta isn’t dumb enough to fire Morey 1:04:30 Shouts to Shea Serrano and Arturo Torres!

Twostonians 034 – Comedy #YangGang Theme Song: George Carlin!! 00:00 The GOAT speaks 01:15 Joe’s back from his road trip! 09:26 Check out Meowwolf if you are in Santa Fe! 15:00 Shane Gillis 18:34 Sidebar: SNL good again? 19:46 Slurs are just fart jokes 21:50 Sidebar: Does Bill Burr even tell jokes? 23:00 Is it money, age, or race, that’s getting these old heads hot? 26:45 George Carlin & Always Sunny 28:30 Comedy Mix-Tape! 29:00 Bo Burnham 35:30 Yedoye Travis 40:00 Let’s discuss brown folx 41:50 Dave Chappelle’s transphobia 50:20 Learning how to line dance 55:40 Dina Hashem 1:04:00 Worcester comic Jimmy Cash

TwoStonians 23: We walked so you can fly… Theme Song: Chino Alfonso – Give it to You (cover) 00:15 We probably should’ve prepared 02:10 Nicolas Cage walked… 04:30 Who are the top 5 “will be in any movie” all-stars? 07:00 Band Nostalgia Tours 11:30 Did Pink Floyd walk so Radiohead could fly? 18:15 Joe’s Hospital Story 21:37 Fuck paying hospital bills 26:00 Anti-Bernie bias 30:00 Jordan Knight walked… 32:00 Little girls are fucking creepy: 2 stories 35:05 Will Smith walked… 36:30 Get well soon Kevin Hart! 38:50 Paris Hilton walked… 40:40 The NFL is still gross! 47:50 Jay Z’s betrayal 51:30 We're officially excited about the Rockets!

Twostonians 032 Theme Song – Coal Chamber: Loco Music Recommendation – Brockhampton: Boy Bye 00:05 Conspiracy theories? 00:55 Jorge misunderstood the assignment, so this episode is muy random 01:30 What do conspiracists drink? 06:20 Conspiracy #1: Flat Moon Theory 13:00 Road Trips: GOAT Drives 15:55 The Blue Ridge Mountains & Big Sur 21:40 Conspiracy #2: Was Area 51 attacked… in 2018? 27:30 Youtube recommendations? 28:00 Pitch Meetings (Screen Rant) 30:10 Joe’s obsessed with Mr. Sunday Movies 32:00 Metahumor is 90s nostalgia in disguise 33:14 Joe strongly recommends Middle 8 , Polyphonic, and Bonzai Pop 36:00 Watch Attack on Titan! 39:05 Conspiracy #3: The Patent Vault/Water-Powered Cars 40:00 Tesla’s formula for water as fuel 42:00 Conspiracy #4: THE BIG REVEAL 44:00 Music Recommendation – Brockhampton

Twostonians 031 – Mix Tape Vol. I 00:00 Mix tape grab bag! 00:15 Happy 20th Built to Spill and Explosions in the Sky! 00:00 5 Music Categories – 10 songs 04:30 Cat 1 – Recent discoveries 04:45 Bad Bunny, "Ni Bien, Ni Mal" (Jorge) 08:05 Sales, “Renee” (Joe) 13:25 Cat 2 – Songs ppl would be surprised you like 14:00 Panic at the Disco!, “High Hopes” (Jorge) 19:30 JOE’S PLOT TWIST 23:30 Cat 3 – 2019 Defined 23:45 Toddrick Hall, “No Place like Home” (Jorge) 33:45 Is music the most universally resonant artform? 40:00 Mountain Goats, “No Children” (Joe) 47:30 Cat 4 – deeply personal songs 47:35 Animal Collective, “Fireworks” (Joe) 53:55 Modest Mouse, “World at Large,” Iron Horse Cover (Jorge) 59:30 Cat 5 – Summer jams 1:00:00 Hannibal Leq, “Flyin’ Home” (Jorge) 1:06:00 Megan thee Stallion, “Cash Shit” (Joe)

Twostonians Episode 030: A.D.I.D.A.S. Theme Song: Killer Mike – Adidas 01:05 Nike cancels colonial sneakers 08:00 Woke off – Disney vs. Nike 11:20 Wypipo as greedy older siblings 14:50 The Blue Bell “controversy” 18:20 GOAT Americans 18:30 Ida B. Wells 21:05 Harriet Tubman, American Badass 27:26 Frederick Douglass 30:00 William Lloyd Garrison 32:11 John “Rock Jaw” Lewis 33:22 Honorable Mentions 40:05 Chow do we stop child Concentration Camps? 43:00 Let’s remember how all this got started 48:20 God Bless AOC 50:50 Google Stadia 54:42 Happy Anniversary, Kristina (& GO ROCKETS) 58:43 NBA Update

Theme Song: Astronautilus – The River, The Woods 01:00 Post-Houston Depression 02:00 Calling the cops on White Folk 05:00 lol @ “Straight Pride” 07:55 Shouts to LGBQTIA+ Pride 09:45 Racists ruined White Pride 12:35 Can Joe Biden please go away? 18:00 John Lewis is a good friend 22:38 Corey Booker at the cookout 26:25 LGBQT Reparations? 31:30 Warming on Warren? 35:45 Dogs, Weed-Turds, & the Homeless 42:00 Warriors to blame for KD’s achilles? 47:50 Have opinions on KD changed? 52:55 Shouts to the league-leading Connecticut Sun! 53:40 Jorge highly recommends NPR’s White Lies podcast

Twostonians 028: All Shows Must Die Theme Song: Dragonforce – Through the Fire and the Flames 02:00 Legal Weed will save the world! 10:00 Is the NBA too black to legalize weed? 16:45 The Playoffs w/o LeBron is WEIRD. 21:00 Game of Thrones could’ve nailed the ending. 29:00 So, turns out the Night King is a punk. 33:05 Jorge called the ending (sorta). 37:45 This ending should work in the books tho. 41:30 Shouts to Lindsey Ellis! 43:00 GOAT series finales (~SPOILER ALERT~) 46:10 Jorge

Theme Song: Muddy Waters – Louisiana Blues 01:00 Maria finally visits Htown! 14:15 Sugarland mass gravesite 16:07 Convict Labor & Mass incarceration 21:55 Sugarland trying to forget the 95 bodies 26:45 Reggie Moore: HERO 33:14 Civil Rights Tourism? That’s a thing? 40:30 Profiting off racism 43:20 White exceptionalism is not for sale! 46:50 Louisiana & criminal (in)justice 53:00 Lynching Memorials 1:04:30 At least the conversation is being had? SUGGESTED "READING": Talitha L. LeFlouria, Chained in Silence: Black Women and Convict Labor in the South Sarah Haley, No Mercy Here: Gender, Punishment, and the Making of Jim Crow Modernity Michael Hardy, Texas Monthly, "Blood and Sugar" Dread Scott, Art and Photography The Equal Justice Initiative, The National Memorial of Peace and Justice Ken Gonzalez-Day, Erased Lynchings

Episode 026 Theme Song: Lil John – Snap Yo’ Fingers 00: Brooke joins the pod! 02:30 Endgame Reviews [FULL SPOILERS] 05:15 At what point did you tear up? 09:00 Joe wanted to hate it 10:27 Learning from RotK’s mistakes 13:45 The big deaths 17:00 That Wanda beatdown tho 20:20 PLEASE HAMMER DON’T HURT ‘EM 29:00 Give us Mr. Fixit! 33:00 ASSEMBLE! 36:50 Is Loki back?? 39:30 Were Rocket & Groot lovers? 43:00 Far from Home better not be a prequel 48:00 Where do we go from here?

Theme Song: Rilo Kiley – Science vs. Romance 00:01 Shouts to Joe’s momma 01:15 Karolina & Bill are back! 01:30 Science Fiction with Scientists 03:15 Annihilation (2018) “synopsis” 11:09 Cancer as… analogy? Metaphor? 14:36 Karolina has actually read the books 18:55 Humanity as a cancer? 20:22 Annihilation is visually stunning 23:00 Remixing our own DNA 24:25 BAMBOOOOOOOON 26:40 Jorge can eat shit 28:45 The Bills could go any minute 30:30 Annihilation – happy ending? 33:50 Gattaca (1997) “synopsis” 37:30 Space Travel AND VCRs?? 38:45 Gattaca then and now 47:15 As a 90s artifact? 52:45 1% Inspiration 54:35 Gattaca as a Pixar movie 57:20 Would you recommend either movie? 57:30 Watch Gattaca for Ethan Hawk’s designer penis 1:00:20 Watch Annihilation the way you’d watch The Thing 1:03:45 BAMBOON 2020!!

Theme Song: Nipsey Hussle - Grinding all my Life (RIP) 01:15 Jorge takes the Nets in 4 06:00 Roy picks San Antonio 08:51 GSW v LAC should be a fun sweep 10:30 Betting on Pat Bev’s first tech 13:47 Joe picks the Pacers 22:50 Can anyone beat the Bucks? 30:47 Failblazers got a chance? 34:45 OKC or Denver in the WCF? 41:00 Rox Talk 43:30 Rox better no or last year? 48:00 It’s all on the MVP 51:45 If the Warriors lose… 55:45 The MVP award is conceptually dumb 59:40 Betting on the ECF champ 1:03:00 2019 off season 1:06:00 KD and Kyrie… and AD?? 1:10:00 Betting shots on the Knicks

TwoStonians Episode 23 Episode Theme Song: ABBA – Money, Money, Money 01:50 The Mueller Report drops 05:00 Trump is Krusty the Clown 06:30 Mueller’s not walking through that door 11:50 Rating the 2020 DNC candidates 13:40 John Delaney 15:10 Andrew Yang and a living wage 17:55 Julián Castro (aka liberal Marco Rubio?) 22:47 Kamala Harris 28:28 Cory Booker 31:39 GTFO Tulsi Gabbard 33:54 Elizabeth Warren 42:54 The Also Rans 45:28 Joe Biden 47:19 Bernie Sanders (is Chris Paul) 51:36 Beto O’Rourke’s a GOAT bullshitter 57:10 Potential Running mates 59:35 Rockets vs. Bucks

Twostonians Episode 022 Episode 022: Mar-vell-ous Theme Song: Sonic Youth – Kool Thing 00:01 Jorge’s back from San Antonio 01:10 Fuck Delta Airlines 02:10 Joe didn’t love Captain Marvel 03:35 We need to talk about the MCU as a TV show 05:55 Did it come out too late? 07:15 SPOILER ALERT FOR REST OF THE EPISODE 09:35 The Skrull Twist 14:00 Brie Larson’s performance 22:30 That post-credits scene tho!! 24:15 Its song choices 26:20 What would be on your 90s Capt. Marvel Soundtrack? 32:45 Final Thoughts on Capt. Marvel 36:40 The Solo Problem 40:35 Is Star Wars the worst nerd franchise? 42:00 Let’s check the scoreboard 49:55 Match checks out, Star Wars mostly sucks

Twostonians Episode 21: Trailer Park Theme Song: My Chemical Romance – This is How I Disappear 00:01 Joseph’s back from LA 01:37 Catching up on Rockets 06:24 Was EG sweatin’ getting traded? 10:50 The Rockets don’t fear GSW 17:59 1 st round matchups 21:35 Count the Dings Live 22:50 Using my wife as Wos bait 24:00 Dave DuFour workin’ the room, Jade sick/stoned 26:05 Jorge drunk chats Haberstroh 31:50 Game of Thrones final season 33:00 Is Littlefinger actually dead? 37:10 Jon Snow vs. Tony Stark 44:35 How will Neon Genesis Evangelion age? 45:00 Is EVA Catcher in the Rye or Silence of the Lambs? 51:00 Watch Umbrella Academy 52:40 Time for the XCU to retire 58:20 Captain Marvel obligations 1:04:00 Disney X-Men: Human Lives Matter 1:08:07 Twitchstonians this summer

Twostonians 020 Episode 20: 2Kingz Theme Song: Tenacious D – City Hall 00:01 Where’s KD going? 03:16 AOC is now the face of minority politics 08:00 If AOC is a Herald, we’re in good shape 10:45 Is Candace Owens running game? 15:16 The Only good thing about Trump 17:58 Whack History Month 18:52 BOMM pod says blackface okay for jokes 25:00 Joe went to a quince 26:45 Southern Baptist rape scandals 33:00 Trump’s real scam 38:00 Arrested Development 42:15 NBA Trade Deadli--- NVM DBZ: BROLY 45:00 DBZ SPOILER WARNING 47:00 Jorge’s Gohan theory

Twostonians Episode 019 Episode 19: WEEKLY RANT II Theme Song: Duckwrth – Start a Riot 00:01 MASSACHUSETTS NEIGHBORS 06:00 THIS GILLETTE AD 08:27 FUCK YO COMPLIMENTS 15:55 AEROMEXICO AIN’T FOOLIN’ ME 20:45 #SurvivingRKelly 29:38 #MuteRKelly 34:15 FUCK DISNEY 35:35 SPIDERVERSE THE GOAT?? 41:00 MCU Spidey is what rich people think poor is 42:45 NEVER TRUST SURROGATE FATHERS 45:15 Peter vs. Miles 48:00 FUCK KEVIN HART (but not for the Oscars) 50:50

Episode 018: The Boys are Back in Town Theme Song: Miami Sound Machine – Bad Boy 01:15 Live from H-town! 01:50 Jake’s back 03:20 Mexican by Proximity 05:25 Heights Gentrification 08:40 Houston Beer 13:55 Bad Boys 3 16:15 2018 in Review 17:00 #MeToo Chefs 21:20 New Year’s Resolutions 26:35 Veganism: Chicken or the Egg 36:10 Fuck not cursing 39:40 Doughboys podcast 43:35 Jason Mantzoukas love 49:00 John Mulaney – liar? 51:10 NFL Playoff Preview 57:45 Joe calls Rockets over Warriors 59:10 Jazmine Barnes

Episode 017: 3rd time’s the harm Theme song: Bring da Ruckus – Wu Tang Clan 01:00 Technical difficulties 01:47 Bitchin’ bout work 04:10 Avengers trailer! 09:30 Joe’s getting that bag 13:35 Let’s NOT talk Rockets 15:30 GOAT draft: NBA 21:50 Joe wins 22:55 GOAT draft: Movies 25:00 NVM back to NBA 27:25 Pippen > MJ (and GOAT Hobbit) 30:45 Movie Draft Results 33:15 Beam us up, Scottie! 36:00 Ol’ Garbage Time MJ 38:10 Spider-man 3: THE GOAT 40:10 “Conservative conversion” therapy 44:00 The liberal equivalent of an evangelical 49:50 Are the Texans for real? 54:20 The Kareem Hunt story 57:00 WHITE PPL! Stop using the n-word!

Episode 016 – Thanksgiving Sucks (?) Theme Song: Nuclear Rabbit – It’s My Birthday 00:01 Almost Birthday! 00:50 Quick Takes 01:18 See ya in Hell, Bob McNair 03:07 Rest in Great Power, Stan Lee 03:46 Is Spidey the Superhero GOAT? 05:26 Shouts to The Fantastic Four 09:30 Is Thanksgiving the most BS holiday? 11:57 Sick of Christmas yet? 13:30 The other B.S. Holidays 19:45 Climate Change 22:20 Give up Amazon Prime? 28:05 Always Sunny finale 37:30 Always Sunny vs. South Park 42:00 NBA Check-in 56:45 East > West? 1:05:20 How hurt is Steph? 1:07:00 NBA Fights are back

Episode 015: All Dogs Go to Heaven Theme Song: Faith No More – Be Aggressive 01:25 Midterm Reactions 08:15 How will the Dems fuck up 2020? 12:12 The Latinx vote 17:46 Watch Hasan Minaj! 18:50 Louis CK 23:45 Is there a path back? Probably not. 30:00 Weird fetish tho. 32:42 When will #MeToo affect sports? 39:40 Rest in Peace, Clyde 41:40 Dog culture 46:10 The bat story 51:15 Halloween Costumes 53:00 Joe’s dieting! 55:20 Plans to catch Count the Dings live!

Episode 014 – Call it a comeback Theme Song: Hamilton – What’d I Miss? 01:15 Quick Takes - shit we missed 01:30 Kavanagh’s coke rage 03:15 Beto vs. Cruz 08:34 At least we aren’t related to Ted Cruz 12:09 Shouts to the Chronicle’s sentencing expose 13:53 Houston’s surrounded by a red sea 17:43 What’s wrong with the Rockets? 26:30 Exciting teams? (Nuggets, Raptors) 32:32 Nuggets, 2019 NBA Champs? (no.) 35:00 Who don’t you want to be the champs? 35:10 Lakers, Spurs, Celtics, Mavs, Jazz 40:15 Videogame round-up 46:10 Jorge still sucks at Bloodborne 49:50 Reactions to new Always Sunny

Episode 013: A Series of Tubes Theme Song: 8 Bit Universe – Gangnam Style 01:00 How has YouTube changed? 05:30 Lindsey Ellis “Manufacturing Authenticity” 10:08 Is there still room for outsider art on YouTube? 14:13 Jorge makes Joe proud 15:15 Best Video Essays 18:48 Nerdy black comedy 22:00 YouTube GOATS 32:02 Was Blockbuster good for us? 37:47 Twostonians re-brands 40:20 Spider-man on PS4 43:19 Avengers 4 theories 47:33 GOAT Comic Book Movie Performances 56:31 BRING BACK BLADE (but not Spawn) 101:36 Read Superior Spider-man 105:11 Shows we’re behind on

Twostonians – Episode 012: Rock the Dragon Theme Song: Cake – Satan is my Motor 00:00 Half of the best thing to ever happen. 01:15 Dragonball Z Abridged is BACK. 02:51 The one year wait for DBZA: Episode 60 (part one) WAS SO WORTH IT. 04:29 So. Much. Talking. Shit. 07:20 These jokes out here DOING WORK. 09:18 Goku is Fry with superpowers. 10:20 Where does DBZA fall on the list of GOAT comedies? 12:00 DBZA > Apatow. 13:43 Is it better than Futurama? 17:41 Compared to Always Sunny? Venture Bros.? 20:31 Is episode 60 the end of DBZA? 23:45 Dear @TeamFourStar – THANK FOR YEARS OF JOY. 25:05 In a dream scenario, what would TeamFourStar abridge next?

TwoStonians – Episode 011 – The God Pod Theme Song – Dropkick Murpys, I’m Shipping Up to Boston 00:40 Joseph’s back from vaycay! 01:36 Joseph’s racial ambiguity abroad. 02:45 Kristina joins us to discuss Catholic scandals. 06:40 How do we even talk about this? 09:00 “I can’t call myself Catholic anymore.” 12:30 Father McCarrick accuses the Pope. 14:30 Never change your name away from “Jorge.” 15:57 Keep Catholicism, Lose the Church. 20:00 Is this just organized crime for pedophiles? 25:25 We’re gonna have to fuck with their money. 29:01 Excerpts from Pennsylvania report. 34:46 Do you still believe in God? 39:35 I say I’m Christian, but I did I really choose this? 40:29 Joseph believes church is a good thing tho. 44:45 What if God suddenly showed up? 47:35 Spotlight review! 51:40 Apples get a bad rap. 53:00 Spotlight as detective fiction. 54:50 Representations of journalism. 1:00:38 Romanticizing the free press. 1:05:04 Support local journalism. 1:07:52 What would Kurt Vonnegut do?

TwoStonians Episode 010 – Science vs. Bromance Theme Song: They Might Be Giants – Science is Real 00:00 Mic Check 01:00 Let’s Science with Karolina and Bill! 01:45 Herp League’s #MeToo Controversy 06:29 Bringing back socks and sandals 07:29 Karolina speaks on behalf of all women 12:32 No wonder women leave STEM fields 15:55 Is ageism a factor? (Nah) 21:13 The Dodd Letter (WTF) 27:55 This was never about the photos 29:40 Let’s talk about flip flops 34:13 Is the scientific meritocracy a myth? 36:44 The role of privilege 42:11 Being racially ambiguous (and color privilege) 45:40 How do economics determine our careers? 48:20 What science is exciting us right now? 49:40 Algae! Microbes! Seaweed! OH MY! 54:10 Jorge makes a krill joke and wants you all to hear it 55:19 Trivia Night team names 55:55 Bill welcomes our robot overlords 57:44 Robots vs. Fire 1:00:00 What they wish they knew when they started doing science

Episode 009: WEEKLY RANT Theme Song: Static X – Get to the Gone 00:15 Still can’t see Joseph naked 01:15 WEEKLY RANT! 02:05 Fuck Moving (& mosquitos) 05:42 Fuck the NCAA 10:18 Fuck the NFL 11:29 Fuck Dallas 14:50 Fuck YES Mattress Mack 15:50 Fuck you, Beto (Abolish ICE) 16:47 Fuckin’ Heights 17:52 Fuck me, the first one’s free? 21:57 Fuckin’ Tito’s Vodka needs to sponsor us 22:42 Fuckin’ watch the Cosby Show 25:18 Fuck Rape Culture 29:22 Fuck YES Troy & Abed 31:36 Fuckin’ James Gunn 41:29 Fuck Facebook 43:15 Fuck Meghan McCain 46:00 Fuckin’ put public school teachers in charge 47:55 Fuck the Senate? 54:00 Fuck, weren’t we gonna talk about SDCC? 1:02:42 Fuckin’ Z-Burger lol wtf 1:07:43 Fuck YES Fractured But Whole 1:10:41 Fuckin’ Dark Souls as an Escort Mission

Episode 008: Getting Sane in the Membrane Theme Song: Aesop Rock – Shrunk 01:25 Quick Takes - Puppet Trump 02:22 Stupider like a Fox (News) 03:40 How did we forget about Reagan last week? 04:30 Let’s discuss Mental Health 07:53 “Boys don’t cry” culture 12:42 Sadness vs. Anxiety 16:00 Therapy 18:15 Why Jorge is deeply skeptical of therapy 24:00 Interrogating the idea that therapy is medicine 29:30 Mental Health and Poverty 33:00 News Fatigue 34:40 Comparing Physical Therapy to Talk Therapy 40:10 Predatory forms of “pop therapy” 43:25 Meditation 45:00 Self-Care 47:00 Dark Souls teaches you that it’s okay to fail 50:30 Self-Medicating 56:00 When do you ask for help? 1:00:00 Next Steps 1:03:49 Joseph asks Jorge for a book recommendation

Episode 007: Worst President Power Rankings Theme Song: Mindless Self Indulgence – Harry Truman 00:15 Hereditary 02:17 Topics (Family Separations, Worst Presidents, New National Anthem) 02:45 #KeepFamiliesTogether 04:52 “This is America. We’ve always done this.” 07:13 Democrats don’t get to skate on this 10:51 Fuck civility 11:21: How to help 16:09 Worst President Power Rankings 17:31 End the cult of the Presidency 20:51 Trump’s not on the list (yet) 22:35 Obama 27:33 Dubya 30:19 LBJ and his dick 32: 29 Truman 34:32 Ulysses S. Grant 37:13 Andrew Johnson 39:22 FDR 43:10 Andrew Jackson 46:08 William Henry Harrison 47:25 George Washington 48:48 Historical irony is a bitch 51:15 Picking a New National Anthem because The Star Spangled Banner is trash 54:03 Shouts to Slovenia

Theme Song – Explosions in the Sky “A Song for Our Fathers” 00:01 Quick Takes, GOAT Trophy Draft, Father’s Day 00:10 “Hell is full of Dads” 02:03 Introducing our guest moderator 02:22 Jorge’s Home and ready for Quick Takes 02:56 Where LeBron’s going? 03:38 World Ocean’s Day 06:30 What do you do to reduce your waste? 07:55 What do you need to do better? 11:10 OxyMonster brought to justice 14:15 GOAT Trophy Draft 15:20 Dishonorable Mentions 18:01 The Draft Begins 28:50 What does Father’s Day mean to men without fathers? 29:39 Brief History of Father’s Day 32:25 Fuck cancer 38:13 Sidebar on Wes Anderson -- call your dad, bro (if he’s alive) 38:55 Chris is a dad now, what changes? (Everything) 41:35 Chris’s awesome rooms for his sons 45:15 Do you think about being a father? 46:35 4-year-old level Spanish 47:35 Bash’s Modest Proposal 49:11 Is Joseph’s window closing? 51:35 Don’t we have enough people though? 55:38 Adoption? 58:42 Does your relationship to your father inform being one?

Episode 005: Yum Yum Gimme Some Theme Song: Ratatat – Three Kings Remix 00:47 Introducing Jacob, our guest moderator 01:33 Quick Takes (Rockets, Roseanne) 01:45 Rest in Power 2018 Rockets 04:45 The Refs 08:10 Six Degrees from Gerald Green 09:10 Roseanne 11:20 Fire Bill Mahr? 12:15 Let’s talk food! 13:15 Tex-Mex Gentrification 17:25 New England’s not into seasoning 20:42 Everybody poops 24:15 How has your career changed your diet? 30:10 When did we start calling it “beef?” 32:10 Eater’s Remorse 40:55 Jorge watched the Karate Kid 46:08 The Karate Kid Extended Universe includes Draco Malfoy 55:42 Karate Kid and Chill 56:55 Have a coffee boss! 58:00 Plugs!

Episode 004: Baby Legs Theme Song: Blind Guardian – This Will Never End 00:30 Topics for this week (Deadpool 2, Wild Wild Country, Santa Fe School Shooting) 00:45 Quick Takes (HBD Malcolm X, Rockets, The Office) 01:45 Jorge is calling it – Rockets in 6 05:30 Jorge watches The Office for the first time (sorta) 08:47 Is Jim the villain of The Office? 10:00 Deadpool 2 12:45 Embrace Mojoworld! 18:39 Did Deadpool hint at the Messiah Trilogy?? 20:10 Netflix’s Wild, Wild Country 23:10 The Rajneesh are so American (in a good way) 26:21 Joseph is captivated by Ma Anand Sheela 30:00 Were we uglier in the 80s? 36:12 You don’t learn watching Wild, Wild Country, you gawk 40:10 Is Trump a cult leader? 46:00 Reactions to a school shooting so close to home 47:32 Yet another alarming statistic 48:30 Americans just don’t care about each other 50:00 Jorge’s done trying to compromise (then tries to compromise) 55:51 Joseph’s mom work’s at an elementary school 58:11 Is it going to take triple digits?

Episode 003: The Incel Games This week’s theme song: TV on the Radio – Wolf Like Me 00:58 This week’s topics (Incels, Has Beens, Michelle Wolf, Cobra Kai, Infinity War) 01:25 Michelle Wolf, Emerging GOAT 06:15 Remember when Conservatives used to be able to take a joke? Joe doesn’t. 10:22 Bush Nostalgia Tour 10:57 July 4 th preview 11:27 Incels 17:25 Is Elliot Rodgers Asian? 18:55 Jorge tries not to assume the worst about Incels 23:35 Insecurity 25:55 Toads are beautiful too! 28:45 It’s been a bad week for has beens (Chuck D, Daman Wayans) 32:33 Junot Diaz #TimesUp 38:03 May the Goddess Bey please protect Will Smith 39:13 Joe tries to explain what Cobra Kai is to Jorge 47:16 Was The Next Karate Kid an undercover prequel to Million Dollar Baby?? 49:00 Infinity War (SPOILERS) 58:01 Will Avengers 4 feature legacy characters? 1:00:16 GTFOH Venom 1:01:34 Ever the X-Stan

Episode 002: Joe’s Hand in Mine This week’s theme song: Built to Spill – Kicked it in the Sun 00:32 Joseph checks his email 00:49 This week’s topics 01:37 What songs give you goosebumps? 02:45 The most important music in Jorge’s life (aka Canon in D can suck it) 08:11 Joseph loves Built to Spill (and live shows) 09:40 Favorite songs to hear live? (#NameOurPod) 13:33 We don’t deserve Vince Staples 14:55 Who will be Kobe’s Hannibal Burress? 18:44 Kendrick Lamar: International GOAT (Lupe? J-Cole?) 23:56 Jorge catches up on video games after a decade off 26:12 Shadow of the Colossus is Akira Kurosawa 31:29 South Park Season Pack is muy bonita 33:09 Joseph’s not ready to talk about Kanye 33:50 Can 420 lead to political reform? 39:20 We check in on the NBA (and the FailBlazers) 40:18 Can the Pelicans beat the Warriors? 45:07 Joseph’s worried about the Rockets

Episode 001: Worst State Power Rankings Theme song: Kendrick Lamar and Travis Scott, “Big Shots” -- 00:37 This week’s topics. 01:30 Worst State Power Rankings 02:25 Florida (obviously) 06:45 Maine (?!) 08:08 Arizona (better to be dead in California) 13:21 Oklahoma (via West Virginia) 19:38 Mississippi (legacy spot) 22:10: Intriguing NBA teams 22:33 Toronto Raptors (still playing checkers) 34:40 Is James Harden our Peyton Manning? 38:30 Is Portland a threat (we don’t agree) 39:48 LeBron James, triple murderer 42:15 Do all MVPs belong in the Hall of Fame? 45:20 A quick complaint about Black Panther (aka Jorge has takes). 46:48 Why X-Men joining the MCU is a terrible idea (cuz Hidden Figures). 51:49 Captain America wants you to burn down the government. 56:30 Disney won’t let Finn and Poe be together. 1:00:13 Are Superhero flicks washed? 1:04:45 Ready Player One was better when it was called The Lego Movie