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Happy Halloween, my Beautiful Screamerz!To celebrate, we're taking a break from psychological analysis and sociological impacts to get absolutely bonkers with the outrageous zombie comedy out of Belgium called YUMMY (currently streaming on SHUDDER and AMC+).A young woman travels to a shady Eastern European hospital for a discount breast reduction and instead must survive a zombie uprising when it turns out her surgeon's experimental surgery techniques have deadly side effects. Can anyone survive this orgy of blood, boobs and Belgian waffles???When a movie is this off-the-wall bananapants, there are only two people I want sitting next to me: The Queens of T!tties and Chaos - CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND and STACY PARKER from CREEPY KITCH.Secret Agent Boots and I say Thank You to Sophia in this Facebook Video! Get tickets to TERRORVISION: Live the Nightmare in Times Square at facetheterror.com .Find out more about the queer Off-Broadway musical DRACULA: A COMEDY OF TERRORS at DraculaComedy.com or at DRACULA PODCASTULA.Visit us at www.ScreamQueenz.comFollow us on FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM & YOUTUBE.Get access to THE FINAL REEL, "DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!" and all other Premium ScreamQueenz PATREON Content for as little as $5 a month. Find out more at www.Patreon.com/screamqueenzGet all your SCREAMQUEENZ MERCHANDISE and browse our entire catalog of hand-curated designs at SCREAMTEEZ. Visit www.screamqueenz.com/merchCAPTIVATE.FM is the only podcast host dedicated to helping your podcast grow. Try them out for free for 7 days at https://www.screamqueenz.com/captivateDon't settle for subpar sound. Get a free 7 day trial of SQUADCAST.FM - Remote Recordings For Professional Podcasters at

Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays...unless you live in the house a recently escaped killer used to reside in.Following the tradition of the past few years, I let you, the listeners, decide what holiday horror movie I covered in December.You spoke.I obey.The winner by a landslide was BLACK XMAS (2006).A houseful of sorority sisters are about to wish they went home for Christmas break, because serial killer Billy Lenz just escaped from the mental hospital, and he doesn't care if they've been naughty or nice.This controversial remake of the 1974 classic caused rifts in the horror community, but whether you love it or hate it, you're gonna have a great time listening, because my very special guests are CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND and STACY PARKER from CREEPY KITCH.BLACK XMAS is currently available on Hulu.BLACK XMAS was directed by GLENN MORGAN ("Final Destination", "The X-Files", "Willard") and stars KATIE CASSIDY, ANDREA MARTIN, MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG, LACEY CHABERT, MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD and KRISTEN CLOAKE.Visit us at www.ScreamQueenz.com*****Leave us a message at www.ScreamQueenz.com/voicemail*****Get access to THE FINAL REEL, "DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!" and all other Premium ScreamQueenz PATREON Content for as little as $5 a month. Find out more at www.Patreon.com/screamqueenz*****BUY ME A COFFEE at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/screamqueenz*****Get all your SCREAMQUEENZ MERCHANDISE and browse our entire catalog of hand-curated designs at SCREAMTEEZ. Visit www.screamqueenz.com/merch*****Catch all the video fun on the official ScreamQueenz YouTube Channel!

Our first EQUINOX episode! Equi-cast? Whatever it's called, we reviewed a DOOZY. In this episode, we talk about the weird and yet bizarrely delightful The VelociPastor. Buckle up peeps, this is one hellava movie!Also on this ep:Why we hate daylight savings.Voltaire has a foot fetish."Huh...China IS east!"All this and more!

 The inaugural pantry cast episode where we drag you into the world of romance novels! Join us for this super-sized episode where we discuss Tiffany Roberts's Sci-Fi Romance series, The Infinite City.  Also join us for Stacy's unintentional review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Spoiler, she hated it).Lustful fur-covered heroes! Super horny heroines! Weird peen! It's all here so settle in and grab yourself a drink because we're digging deep!

We're back and we're in a new format! WOO! It's been a chore but Cins and Stac finally figured out how to edit their podcast to discuss 2021's epic Candyman.   Bear with us, peeps. We're learning as we go!Listen for info on our new format, stay for the foul language.  Listen here!

Before SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, there was another Psycho Santa out to ruin your Christmas. Directed by DAVID HESS, star of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, TO ALL A GOODNIGHT (1980) is the cautionary tale of a group of finishing school girls who decide to drug their housemother so that they can throw the Christmas party to end all Christmas parties. But before you can say, "What could possibly go wrong?", a killer in a Santa Claus crashes the party and puts an end to their holly jolly hootenanny. Oh, boy, is this one a stinker! You can expect: Murdered mannequins Nonsensical dialogue Goblets of warm milk The Porno Police Awkward nudity Goat sex When a movie is this bad, there are only two guests who can salvage it: Cindy and Stacy from CREEPY KITCH. This episode was recorded last year and was released as a Patreon exclusive. This is an edited version of that session, believe it or not. Visit us at https://www.ScreamQueenz.com (www.ScreamQueenz.com) ***** Leave us a message at www.ScreamQueenz.com/voicemail ***** Get access to THE FINAL REEL, "DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!" and all other Premium ScreamQueenz https://www.patreon.com/screamqueenz (PATREON) Content for as little as $5 a month. Find out more at https://www.patreon.com/screamqueenz (www.Patreon.com/screamqueenz) ***** https://www.buymeacoffee.com/screamqueenz (BUY ME A COFFEE) at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/screamqueenz (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/screamqueenz) ***** Leave a https://www.lovethatpodcast.com/screamqueenz (REVIEW) at https://www.lovethatpodcast.com/screamqueenz (www.lovethatpodcast.com/screamqueenz) ***** Get all your https://www.screamqueenz.com/merch (SCREAMQUEENZ MERCHANDISE )and browse our entire catalog of hand-curated designs at https://bit.ly/merchsq (SCREAMTEEZ). Visit www.screamqueenz.com/merch ***** Catch all the video fun on the official https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2yOVFHmwA0hHEt5Gpd7DA?view_as=subscriber (ScreamQueenz YouTube Channel)! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2yOVFHmwA0hHEt5Gpd7DA?view_as=subscriber (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2yOVFHmwA0hHEt5Gpd7DA?view_as=subscriber) ***** https://www.screamqueenz.com/captivate (CAPTIVATE.FM )is the only podcast host dedicated to helping your podcast grow. Try them out for free for 7 days at https://www.screamqueenz.com/captivate (https://www.screamqueenz.com/captivate) ***** Don't settle for subpar sound. Get a free 7 day trial of https://www.screamqueenz.com/squadcast (SQUADCAST.FM - Remote Recordings For Professional Podcasters) at https://www.screamqueenz.com/squadcast (https://www.screamqueenz.com/squadcast) Mentioned in this episode: July Drive in https://screamqueenz.captivate.fm/drivein (SQ Drive In)

Beyond the door of THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET waiting to make me confront my childhood terrors lies... BEYOND THE DOOR from 1974 (aka CHI SEI?) In this utterly shameless ripoff of both THE EXORCIST and ROSEMARY'S BABY, Jessica's expectancy isn't going as expected, because her future bundle of joy has already been earmarked by Satan to be his emissary of evil on Earth. Prepare yourself for: projectile vomiting spinning heads highball eyeballs Pottymouth Patty flying flan depraved dolls nasal fluting an incomprehensible plot. As if the movie wasn't bonkers enough, I've invited https://creepykitch.blogspot.com/ (CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND) and STACY PARKER from https://creepykitch.blogspot.com/ (CREEPY KITCH) to guest host. BEYOND THE DOOR was directed by OVIDIO G. ASSONITIS ("The Visitor", "Tentacles") and stars JULIET MILLS ("Nanny and the Professor", "Passions") and RICHARD JOHNSON ("The Haunting", "Zombie"). Come join us every Sunday Night in October at 8pm ESTat the https://www.screamqueenz.com/drivein (SCREAMQUEENZ VIRTUAL DRIVE-IN) for free Halloween themed Watch Parties at https://www.screamqueenz.com/drivein (www.ScreamQueenz.com/drivein ) Click a title to view trailer. **DATE CORRECTION** I misspoke on the show. These are the correct dates. 10/10 https://youtu.be/IExxpVPQ_ww (HALLOWEEN PARTY) 10/17 https://youtu.be/VoHIowwjxXY (BOYS IN THE TREES) 10/24 https://youtu.be/NJ66Htmmq4M (TRICK R TREAT) 10/31 TBA ***** Visit us at https://www.screamqueenz.com/ (www.ScreamQueenz.com) ***** Leave us a message at https://www.screamqueenz.com/voicemai (www.ScreamQueenz.com/voicemai)l ***** Get access to THE FINAL REEL, "DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!" and all other Premium ScreamQueenz https://www.patreon.com/screamqueenz (PATREON) Content for as little as $5 a month. Find out more at https://www.patreon.com/screamqueenz (www.Patreon.com/screamqueenz) ***** Come join us every Sunday Night in October at 8pm ESTat the https://www.screamqueenz.com/drivein (SCREAMQUEENZ VIRTUAL DRIVE-IN) for free Halloween themed Watch Parties at https://www.screamqueenz.com/drivein (www.ScreamQueenz.com/drivein ) Click a title to view trailer. 10/10 https://youtu.be/VoHIowwjxXY (BOYS IN THE TREES) 10/17 https://youtu.be/IExxpVPQ_ww (HALLOWEEN PARTY) 10/24 https://youtu.be/NJ66Htmmq4M (TRICK R TREAT) 10/31 TBA ***** https://www.buymeacoffee.com/screamqueenz (BUY ME A COFFEE) at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/screamqueenz (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/screamqueenz) ***** Leave a https://www.lovethatpodcast.com/screamqueenz (REVIEW) at https://www.lovethatpodcast.com/screamqueenz (www.lovethatpodcast.com/screamqueenz) ***** Get all your https://www.screamqueenz.com/merch (SCREAMQUEENZ MERCHANDISE )and browse our entire catalog of hand-curated designs at https://bit.ly/merchsq (SCREAMTEEZ). Visit https://my.captivate.fm/www.screamqueenz.com/merch (www.screamqueenz.com/merch) ***** Catch all the video fun on the official https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2yOVFHmwA0hHEt5Gpd7DA?view_as=subscriber (ScreamQueenz YouTube Channel)! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2yOVFHmwA0hHEt5Gpd7DA?view_as=subscriber (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg2yOVFHmwA0hHEt5Gpd7DA?view_as=subscriber) ***** https://www.screamqueenz.com/captivate (CAPTIVATE.FM )is the only podcast host dedicated to helping your podcast grow. Try them out for free for 7 days at https://www.screamqueenz.com/captivate (https://www.screamqueenz.com/captivate) ***** Don't settle for subpar sound. Get a free 7 day trial of https://www.screamqueenz.com/squadcast (SQUADCAST.FM - Remote Recordings For Professional Podcasters) at https://www.screamqueenz.com/squadcast (https://www.screamqueenz.com/squadcast) Mentioned in this episode: July Drive in https://screamqueenz.captivate.fm/drivein (SQ Drive In)

Hey lovely folk! Today we speak to the wonderful Stacy from Washington, who tells us a trio of terrifying tales! Stacy also hosts her own podcast, "Creepy Kitch" which you can find below: http://creepykitch.blogspot.com/ Don't forget, if you have a true scary story to share, send it on over to: contact@talkaboutghosts.com And if you want access to over 100 Patreon only episodes (plus 2 new ones each week) head over to: www.patreon.com/weneedtotalkaboutghosts  

Happy New Year! And we're ringing in 2021 with the second half of Jimmy Claude's guest hosting and discussing the rather irritating Blood for Dracula. No, we didn't murder him.Also on this episode: Alien dick?Jimmy Claude is simultaneously a horror crush and a weekly fuck off.Stacy is so damn mad!!...WerrrrjiiiinAll this and more!

 We got this sucker in just under the wire! Welcome to Creepy Kitch's Social Distanced Convergence Episode!  In this Spook-tack-cular episode we discuss all things Halloween, answer some listener questions and laugh way too hard for a respectable podcast.So sit back, grab a beverage, and don't let the skeleton grab your dick!

 Its been a hellava month for Stac and Cins, beyond the COVID even! But we are back and this month we're discussing our favorites (and some of the dumbest) Creepypastas we know! Also!How life kicked us both in the teeth over August and SeptemberStacy's obsession with GumballCins mentions a ton of epic podcasts ya'll should listen to!Kick back for a fun talkie-talk episode!

We're back! And this month we talk about the amazing 2015 slow burn movie The VVitch while totally derailing with conversations about history, feminism, and smut.Also this episode:Shhhh...Let people enjoy thingsThat time Cindy chafed her thighs."You're either burning people at the stake or your making baby salsa"Jon. Jon Jr. Jon III, Jon-Jon, Jon to the fourth, and Tammy.Paganisim...is that like in Dragnet?All that and more! 

And we're back! Two months in a row! And this episode we bring along long time listener Jimmy-Claude! And be brought the weirdest fucking movie that almost out Equinox's Equinox, 1988's Lair of the White Worm, a film that made Stacy rage and Cindy scratch her head in despair.Also!Claude took notes and is so confused!How the other movie we were going to watch was even worse.Ken Russel's movies make Cindy want to punch him in the face.Drac-u-leeeee! Drac-u-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!All this and more!

Its quarantine time which means we have a lot of chances to..you know...actually record! And it's a Filler Fun episode where we discuss the amazing horror Podcast The Magnus Archives as well as Ruby Dixon's series Ice Planet Barbarians as well as a lot of other various versions of weird alien peen. Buckle up for this totally unfocused episode!Also:There really is a wide variety of alien wang. Like...a lot.Paranormal Roooooomaaaaaaance.That is definitely a vibrator.UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD!Listen here!

Join me as we continue to explore the "NEW YEAR! NEW YOU! NOT YOU!" theme with a classic tale of paranoia and forced assimilation: INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS starring DONALD SUTHERLAND, BROOKE ADAMS, JEFF GOLDBLUM, LEONARD NIMOY and my goddess, VERONICA CARTWRIGHT. To add to the insanity, I'm being joined by the reigning Queenz of Crazy, STACY and CINDY from CREEPY KITCH (https://creepykitch.blogspot.com/) Plus, prepare to give a 21-tiara salute to PAUL HOBBS and EVAN JONES from YOUR QUEER STORY (http://yourqueerstory.com/) , our latest inductees into the SCREAMQUEENZ HALL OF FAME (formerly ScreamQueen of the Week).  Clear your calendars for August, and make 2020 the year Horror makes a big red splash at Flame Con (http://www.flamcon.org/) ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpall29J_nY&t=77s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpall29J_nY&t=77s) This episode was would not have been possible without Squadcast: Remote Recordings For (http://bit.ly/squadqueenz)  

We survived our Disney death march to bring you 2019's convergence episode!This year Ace joins us on our discussion of 2019's Doctor Sleep as well as out gushing about What We Do In The Shadows the series!Also!...And Ewan MacGregor as the Clit Twiddler!It's fun the hear Ace lose her shit.Listeners remember their favorite show moments.Listen to Tales in Somber Tones.Enjoy the dulcet tones of harpies screeching here!

Out of the ashes of the COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN Pod-A-Thon fiasco, a fabulous new fundraising event arises! EVERY DAY ISH A L L O W E E N:A Fundraiser for New Alternatives For Homeless LGBT YouthDonate at ("http://bit.ly.sqpodna") Stacy and Cindy from CREEPY KITCH ("https://creepykitch.blogspot.com/") want to wish you the warmest of welcomes to Potter's Cove: an idyllic little coastal town that seems frozen in a kinder, gentler time. It's a place you'll certainly want to visit...but pray to God you don't die there. DEAD AND BURIED manages to mix the creeping suspense of the Twilight Zone with the gruesome gore effects of STAN WINSTON, and stars JAMES FARENTINO, MELODY ANDERSON, JACK ALBERTSON, LISA BLOUNT & ROBERT ENGLUND. ("http://bit.ly/squadqueenz") This episode was recorded with SQUADCAST: Remote Interviews for Professional Podcasters. ("http://bit.ly/squadqueenz") Find out more at bit.ly/squadqueenz ("http://bit.ly/squadqueenz")   Support this podcast

It's our favorite month! And even though we weren't really feelin' it (Our convergence was moved to November this year and 2019 has been kick our asses) We still got an ep this Halloween Season!And we'll be doing a much more spooky Halloween-ish ep in November. :)This round, we discuss It: Chapter 2!All this aaaaand...Dear God, we're tired.We need your best Halloween stories!and More LGBTQ input as well!Why we need to do a Christopher Pike episode.Give us a listen! 

We're back! And this month we discuss the 2018 Remake of Suspiria in all its beautiful weird-ass glory!Also in this ep:Tilda Swinton is a high faeCindy goes on another damn rantThe Cheese BeastSemper Bi!All this and more! Give it a listen!

We are back! And we have our filler fun episode where we talk about TV shows that traumatized us as a child... in particular, Punky Brewster....that horrible bitch.Also!Honkey Trek!That fucking Smurfs Episode!Please call us out on our White Privilege! (...no seriously. Please do.)All this and more!

We're back with our latest Listeners' Choice ep! Wow... you guys picked two really somber movies.This episode we discuss 2017 Ghost Stories and Absentia.One was a beautiful melancholy story...one was full of WTF. Figure out which one is which on this latest episode of Creepy Kitch!Plus:More story requests!Book recommends!We need more Thanksgiving Horror movies!Give a listen right here!

We're finally back with Part 2 of our Personal Ghost Stories episodes! We have some fabulous audio files to play for you!Also:Fabian either fights it or seduces itPERIOD PANTIESAbsenteea and her sister Gin and Tonic-a.All this and MORE!

The bitches are back! No, really we are!We're fixing the hack (episodes 1-30 are back online!) and ringing in the new year with another round of personal ghost stories! This is a two-parter episode and this one we read the emails you've sent us of your creepy encounters.Beware...MumMum is a badass.Listen here!

Its the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeeeeear! A time when I can't think of a better title.It's the time when Stac and Cins are in the same room! It's our Convergence episode! I would give a number but I seriously lost track.This episode we discuss all things Halloween including Halloween 2018 and The Haunting of Hill House (Which Cindy keeps saying wrong the entire episode).As usual, its a banner episode so Give us a listen! ... You know you wanna.

THE BYE BYE MAN is one of the worst horror movies to get a mainstream release in ages. The best company, therefore, would be guests who would pull no punches.  And CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND and STACY PARKER from CREEPY KITCH are exactly the perfect guests.

Stacy, Cindy and I sink our fangs into LEPRECHAUN 3 and STEPHEN KING's SLEEPWALKERS, so expect a lot of terrible Irish accents, cat tangents, incest jokes and a sequel pitch Hollywood is too chicken to make! Plus, SMOOCHIE WATCH, horror crushes, AIDS metaphors, baby orgies, and a new SCREAMQUEEN OF THE WEEK is crowned!

We return with our Fairy Tales Episode! This month we discuss 1997's Snow White: A Tale of Terror and 2015's Tale of Tales. You actually hear us bicker on this one! But only for a second, then we go back to hugs, love, and foul language.Also on this banner episode:Why The John and Dave books my David Wong are amazing.Cins has too much wine...natch.Find out why Stac needs you to "Take your dad's dick out of your mouth"Why we need T-shirts made for this show!All this and more! Listen here!

Finally had two minutes to upload the episode! Finally, you get to hear our ramblings... on Diva cups. You have been warned, people!This episode we discuss 2015's The Devil's Candy and 2017's The Ritual, two super intense movies that made us breathe heavy in not a sexual way.Also, stocky guys are friggin hot,  the Diva cup learning curve, MAMMARY-GRAM!, and much much more... period talk.Enjoy!

We're back with its So Bad, It's Bad episode and trust me, its Baaaaad.We have our special guest host, Patrick from the amazing ScreamQueenz Podcast!  This month we talk about 1992's Sleepwalkers and 1995's Leprechaun 3. Both are really God awful...but in a good way.ALSO!Lots of cat talk.Fuck you and your magical vagina!Leprechaun vs. Showgirls.CLOVIS!And we're still working on recovering our files from the hacking incident. Bear with us, folks!Listen Here!

We return!Finally, Listeners' Choice! This episode we talk about Only Lovers Left Alive and The Girl With All the Gifts! There's also a lot more but I seriously can't remember so listen, and absorb! Enjoy, folks!Listen Here!

It's that time of year again!The time when we are closest to the end of times. When Cins and Stac Converge!This year we chat about our favorite Halloween memories as well as other nonsense such as:Dain, Dain the Choo-Choo TrainFavorite childhood costumesGrown men wearing sheer pantyhoseNever eat popcorn while podcastingOur Kitch Bitch of the month, Horror Crush, and Weekly Fuck Offs!Join us for our eternal search for Tim Curry's Tamborine!

Hang on to your hats and put on your clown shoes! The gals are back to talk about the remake of IT! Spoiler: We loved it.There's not much more to say other than listen to the episode and enjoy our squealing.Check out our review here!

Just when you thought they podfaded, the gals are back! Cins and Stac chat about 2014's It Follows and 2016's I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House. Also!Cindy is finally a Murderino!Fucking line cutters and menstrual cycles!Pagina!Impromptu discussion of Hellraiser 3! All this a more!Give us a listen!

After a WAY too long hiatus (aka, Cins got a new job and got busy), we return with our Julian Sands Tribute episode! For some reason, Cindy sounds like she is talking through a closet door so please bear with us this ep... I need a new mic.This round, we talk about 1989's cult film Warlock and the REALLY FRIGGIN WEIRD Dario Argento's  1998 version of Phantom of the Opera. Of course, there is also our weekly fuck off, a couple shout outs, and obnoxious giggling for at least two hours.We're happy to be back!

In the last LISTENER TAKEOVER, BigTopBear has requested me to cover the culture-clash-sequel-to-a-sequel oddity LEPRECHAUN BACK 2 THA HOOD. To counteract (or exacerbate) the awkwardness, I'm joined by the dynamic duo of STACEY PARKER and CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND from the totally bonkers CREEPY KITCH podcast! (Segment begins at 18:00)

After a long hiatus (way too long) the foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned!Stac and Cins are back and this month we talk about VHS 1 and 2! We also have tons to talk about including:Don't ever park like an assholeSparkly nail-polish gives Stacy a raging girl bonerWE KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SMOKINGYoure killing us, Jimmy-Claude!Cat pee CatholicsAll this, and more!!Give us a listen here!

Finally FINALLY! We're on our Listeners' Choice episode!You voted, we watched. This episode we discuss 2010's I Saw the Devil and 1999's Stir of Echoes.Also on this round of Creepy KitchBathing in potato chips keeps you youngVincent D'Onofrio!Why Stacy doesn't like when you piss on other people's lawnsVincent D'Onofrio!The gals roll in the joy of a bazillion emails!Cindy can't stop talking about freakin' Vincent D'Onofrio!All this and more!Give us a listen!

We are back from the abyss! Not with our Listeners' Choice but with our take on a movie that was actually out in the theaters!Stac and Cins rave about the new Ghostbusters (Yes, you heard us right. We LOVED it)On this ep we discover:Our half assed horror crush!Why Cins cried like a dumbass in the middle of the end fight scene!Kresley Cole comes up...AGAIN....Kevin was so friggin WEIRD.What comes up in our two Mim-o-Grams!All this and more!Give us a listen here!                  

No, we have not pod faded! We just got...well... very very busy.So to prove that we are still alive, we bring you our Filler Fun episode! This very special episode we answer all the questions you awesome listeners asked us on Facebook. This also involves wine and very sleepy sidetracked discussions.Also! Horror Crushes that also double as Game of Thrones crushes!How Cins life has completely taken a left friggin turn!Lots and lots of Girl Power discussions!SO MANY QUESTIONS!Wet your whistle before our Listeners' Choice ep, here!

We're back! And the topic is lesbian vampire movies! And Cindy is high on gin and never stops talking this time.This month we discuss 1936's Dracula's Daughter and 1983's The Hunger.Also this episode:Our love of David BowieCindy shuts down the entire show by dropping her micStacy WON'T STOP SINGINGFacebook violations!Squeem Kweems!All this and more!

 The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned! After a brief holiday hiatus, we're back with episode 53: Childhood is Brutal. This round we discuss 2013's Mama and 2014's The Babadook. Also on this return to the podsphere:Cins cannot use her wordsA very special Kitch Bitch of the monthPeople who give malicious spoilers are A-holes....menstruation.All this and more!

We have returned! And we're talking about two of our all time favorite movies of all time! One of our fantastic listener's George Martinez joins us for our discussion of the classics Alien and Aliens. Be prepared for continuous gushing!We also chat about how Cins' cat peed on her husband's head, why Alien 3 kills our souls, and Chett...CHETT! HEEEEH!Come give a listen!

This is the episode that fate did not want us to release. Well you know what fate? Screw you! HA!...Please don't hurt us.This episode, Lauren, our #1 bitch and host of Death Rattle Podcast joins us in our musing about 1981's The Beyond and 2015's We Are Still Here.Also on this episode, our monthly Mim-o-Gram, our greatest fears if we were cast in a horror movie, and an explanation as to WHY this episode took two months to record.Also we wax poetic on about Ron Perlman and Richard Armitage because we ladies have NEEDS.Listen up here!

We're back for a fun filled yet sleepy episode! Its listeners' choice again and we got two winners this round; 2011's Attack the Block and 2011's You're Next. Apparently 2011 was a good year. We also discuss why killing a the main survivor of a horror film in the sequel pisses us off, Why Cins is a twitter stalking A-hole, and how we're still surprised we made it to fifty episodes. After all, its only been five years.Listen here!

After a quick break, we're back AND with better sound quality that ever before! Episode 49? Really? Oh My God REALLY!We have two really unique movies this episode; 2014's Crazy Bitches and 2008's Lake Mungo, a couple of fantastic character study films. We also have an interview with the writer and director of Crazy Bitches, Jane Clark!Also, Cins can't say Lake Mungo correctly, why tarot readings in movies piss Mim off, and Stacy revels in the antics of Chris Pratt.Plus a new feature: answering Facebook questions!Give it a Listen!

We're starting the new year off with an episode dedicated to the Lovecraftian rock opera, Dreams in the Witch House!Joining us on this special episode is Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations as we discuss...actually gush... about this album. We will have three tracks from the show and at also an interview and unplugged performance with the cast and the creators of Dreams in the Witch House; Mike Dalager, Anders Ringman, and Alaine Kashian. We're extremely excited to release this one! Hope you enjoy!

We're back and recovered from our Convergence hangover!Its all about Tony Todd this episode and guest host Lynne Anderson from Abadon's Revenge podcast shares our love for the deep voiced gorgeous horror icon.This episode we discuss 1992's classic Candy and and 2006's Hatchet.Also, false starts! Why you should always have the vents open in the public restroom, the winner of our second short story contest, and yet ANOTHER reference to Kresely Cole's books.Give it a listen!

Its that time again! Its time for the Creepy Kitch Halloween episode!Not only is it a Halloween episode its also the return of the Convergence! Yes, Stacy and Cindy record in the same damn from for the first time ever... And there may have been margaritas involvedThis special episode the girls discuss Halloween episodes of Psych, the epic movie The Book of Life (GO SEE IT!), Disneyland Hangovers, and more epic fangirling over the delicious smut of Kresley Cole....And margaritas.Come join us for our drunken Halloween extravaganza!

After a brief hiatus, the bitches of kitch are back!Episode 46 brings the long awaited Watchin' With Ace episode where we guest host with Creepy Kitch mascot and Kitch Bitch, Ace Whitaker! This round we discuss 1976's The Omen and 2001's Session 9.Also, Jennifer Anderson drops in to give her opinions as well!We also discuss:Our undying love of Kresley Cole novels, Cindy drinks far too much to stay truly coherent, "makin' a french dip", and other nonsense that happens after excessive drinking, reading romance novels, and watching scary movies.All this and MORE!

Another Listeners' Choice? Say it ain't so?Oh, it IS so!This month, the gals discuss 1987's classic, Hellraiser and the 2000's thriller, What Lies Beneath.The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world also discuss Harrison Ford's Abs, An undying love of Clive Barker, how Cindy could REALLY use a drink, and torturing Ace and listening to the sounds of her terrified screams. All this, AND MORE! 

This was a fun episode to record! Cins and Stac tackle remakes! This round, the gals discuss 2011 remake of Fright Night and 2013 remake of Evil Dead. Also:Stac's original horror icon, Low Budget.The winner of the original story contest.Moist! Butt Stuff! Bee Squeezin'! EQUINOX!All this and more! Give it a listen!

The ladies welcome April in by discussing two films they both love. 1959's Vincent Price classic, House on Haunted Hill and its 1999 remake.Cins and Stac compare and contrast the two films and eventually start waxing poetic about the 1999 remake. Also we have the weekly Fuck Off, Tim Curry is amazeballs, why the Creepy Kitch listeners are the best listeners in the world, and a funny story about editor Lou! All this and more!Give us a listen here!

Its out super awesome Crossover episode with our #1 Bitch Lauren's podcast, Death Rattle!Don't be alarmed by the different into, we just made Jack and Lauren do all our footwork this round. Creepy Kitch and Death Rattle (aka Death Kitchen) join forces on the second episode of Strip Nude for Your Podcast. First, the gang discusses Mario Bava’s The Whip and the Body (Italy 1963), starring Christopher Lee, Daliah Lavi, and an instrument of violence.  Next, Lauren and Jack’s friendship with Stac and Cins is put to the test when the gang sets sail to discuss Joe D’Amato and George Eastman’s P0rn0 Holocaust (Italy 1981) starring Eastman, Mark Shannon (aka Captain Warty Balls), Lucia Ramirez, Annj Goren, and some other people who probably contracted Mr. Shannon’s warts.  Will Stac find her own Christopher Lee staging casting calls for a dinner theater production of The Whip and the Body?  Will Cins fly to DC to beat Lauren and Jack for asking her to watch D’Amato’s island adventure?  Find out on Death Kitchen!!!

Episode 41! The movies chosen gives Cins a nervous breakdown!Seriously, friggin' intense movies here.This episode the girls dabble in more recent films and discuss 2012's Sinister and 2013's The Conjuring. (Both kept Cins up at night and her therapy bills will be very, very expensive.)Also, listener Mim is a superstar, Guinea Pig Ace makes comments as we record, and two listener letters!Enjoy!

The ladies return with another Listener's Choice!You voted we listened. And we're not even mad! This episode We discuss Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon and Live Freaky! Die Freaky!What else you may ask? PLENTY! We also discuss: Why negative jerk-offs drive us to drink...more than usual!Musical Numbers!Ron Perlman Lust!All This and More!Listen HERE!

This episode, the gals try something different!We asked listeners for personal ghost stories and they delivered!Its our Haunted November Episode!... In, December.This episode, Cins and Stac share their and listener's true ghost stories with everyone while constantly giving each other the creeps. This was a fun, fantastic episode to record!So make yourself a cup of cocoa with rum, your favorite blankie, and tuck in!Give it a listen!Also, looking for the listeners' choice poll? You can find it on the Creepy Kitch Podcast Facebook page! Head on over and vote!

Its that time of year again!The Bitches of Kitch are back celebrating our favorite holiday of all!  This year we're joined with podcaster and awesome dude, Johnny Krug from Kruger Nation! Together we all discuss the cult classics TerrorVision and Rockula. Also our usual fun talks about Halloweens past, Ghost stories, and more stuff I can't remember because I had quite a bit of wine at the time.Come remember for us! Listen up Here!

The Gals are back for Episode 38! This round, we host with horror author Christine Morgan and discuss two films from two well known authors. Jack Ketchum's The Woman and Ed Lee's Header.Also: oogling Christine's hot author friends, a ghostly photograph, and Target's crappy Halloween merchandise this year. Plus, THREE emails!Give Us a Listen!

September concludes with two classic movies! This episode Stac and Cins discuss the 1931 classic Frankenstein and its squeal, The Bride of Frankenstein. Karloff is our hero!Also on this episode: Stacy cannot fit her fist in her mouth! How Sandra Bullock barricaded Cindy in the bathroom at Comic Con. And why Lesley Howard never went into Grandma Bunty's backyard ever again.This and Horror Crush, The Weekly Fuck Off, and Kitch Bitch!Give us a Listen here!

After a brief break, we are back with Episode 36!This round, Stac and Cins talk about the 1972 cult movie, Night of the Lepus and 1954's Them!.What else to expect? A very tired Stacy, Swooning over the Welcome to Night Vale podcast, and Bee Squeezin's.Listen up right here!

Our seventh Listener's Choice Epsiode!Due to a faulty blogger poll (yes, our polls will now be done on the Facebook page due to this glitch) the movies you have chosen is 2009's Triangle and 1982's The Entity.WARNING: TRIANGLE SPOILERS AHOY!...as usual.Also on this grand episode we discuss why you shouldn't judge what Cins eats, why Stac called herself an ignorant honky, and why you should pause the podcast if you haven't seen Triangle yet and go watch it!Give us a Listen!

Episode 34 had arrived! This round, Stac and Cins discuss two of their favorite genres, Animation and horror. We cover 2006's Monster House and 2000's Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.Also; Skype shits the bed, many people are loved with mouth, the Metal Mikey-gram, and stupid people abound!Enjoy!

JUST before the end of April, we return with Episode 33!... which we mistake for episode 32 for a while. EpisodeCins and Stac have another wacky episode full of tangents and long strings of curse words. This episode covers two Stephen King miniseries 1979's Salem's Lot and 2002's Rose Red.We also take a few big ol' left turns concerning My Little Pony, 30 Days of Night, and wet fart noises.Plus the Kitch Bitch for April as well as the return of the Metal Mikey-gram!Listen up!

The long awaited Episode is here! This round we guest host with Author and resident Butt Master of the Creepy Kitch Facebook page, Robert R. Best! In celebration of having Rob on our show we discuss Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2 and George A. Romero's Day of the Dead.Also!-Making the Letter U.-Making references that Rob doesn't get.-Kitch Bitch of the Month.-And more moments of being unprepared podcasters.Listen here!

We change our original plans and throw together another quality episode! Here on Episode 31 Stac and Cins compare and contrast the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the 2003 remake. Also on this episode; why Valentine's Day earned a Weekly Fuck Off, negative racist people are stupid,  the Kitch Bitch award returns, and a Metal Mikey-gram.All this and more foul language!Give it a listen!

The Gals are back for the sixth Listeners' Choice episode!This round you voted for 2001's Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter and 1982's The Thing. Honestly, we didn't have a problem with either of them! Good listeners! We're learning from that Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS incident!Hear Stac and Cins thoughts on both fun filled films as well as:Why you should read your damn Groupon vouchers.Crazy people on the Internet who like to hit on Stacy.Four amazing book recommends that you all MUST read (non smut related too!).And Much MUCH more!Give us a hear!

After a quick month off, The Kitch Bitches are back! Stac and Cins return with guest host Karine Charlebois to discuss two unconventional Vampire films, Quebec's 1996 vampire comedy Karmina, and U.S.'s 2011 Independent film Midnight Son.Also, why regionally locked DVDs are a pain in the ass, Stacy has an uncontrollable giggle fit, and "punching The fat" all on Episode 29 of Creepy Kitch!Give it a listen!

Its the most wonderful time of the year!Well, it is for us here at Creepy Kitch. Its time for our third annual Halloween Special! This year we're joined by a very special guest; artist and listener Karine Charlebois!Once again, the ladies wander aimlessly without structure discussing:Hocus PocusThe Run for Your Lives 5kPsych Halloween episodesSlutty Halloween Costumes (yet again) and other sundries!So grab a bowl of candy, put on your scariest costume, and come ramble with us!

This September, join the CK gals as they pay homage to the patron Saint of Creepy Kitch, Nicolas Cage.This Episode we discuss 2011's Season of the Witch, and 2006's The Wicker Man. Also, on this holy episode, the last two winners of the promo contest, how Ron Perlman ruined cat-men for Stac forever, and join us in your prayer for the blessings of St Nick of Cage.All this and more!Give it a listen!

Its on its way! Creepy Kitch, Episode 28 where we discuss why Nicolas Cage is the Patron Saint of Creepy Kitch.We'll be dicsussing 2011's Season of the WitchAnd 2006'd Notorious remake, The Wicker Man.  All this, a MORE! Stay tuned!

 Just in time for the kiddies to head back to the grind, its Episode 27: Back to School! On this episode, Stac and Cins talk about 2006's The Dorm, a movie from Thailand and 2001's The Devil's Backbone, a movie from Mexico.All this PLUS! Epic rants about creepers and 50 Shades of Grey, Our ONE entry for our promo contest, and of course...butt stuff.Give it a listen!

Its back to school time at Creepy Kitch!This episode, the foul mouth maidens discuss.2006's Dorm.And 2001's The Devil's Backbone.  Stay Tuned!

The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world return! We're back with Episode 26, our Giallo episode with special guest star, Lauren, our first Kitch Bitch! This round we'll be talking about 1964's Blood and Black Lace and 1971's 4 Flies on Grey Velvet.THRILL as Cins gets tipsy and talks about Comic Con! CHILL as Stac tells us how much Bronys piss her off! WITNESS Lauren's small bladder!Come play with us!

Its coming!Episode 26, Our Giallo episode with special guest host Creepy Kitch's #1 Kitch Bitch and resident Giallo expert, Lauren!This ep we three chicks will be discussing 1964's Blood and Black Lace.  and 1971's 4 Flies on Grey Velvet. Stay Tuned!

 Its disturbing little shorts day here at Creepy Kitch! And its time yet again for Listeners' Choice! You voted and we listened (this time)! Here on Episode 25 we talk about 1983's Sleepaway Camp and and 1977's Suspiria.  ALSO, horror crush, The June Kitch Bitch, horribly 80's fashion, and unintentional boners! All this and more! So listen in!

Tonight... on a very special Creepy Kitch.Stac and Cins terrorize Action Attraction's very own Metal Mikey. And why? Because he made us watch 1974's Let sleeping Corpses Lie and 1981's Burial Ground: Nights of Terror.Also, Cins drinks copious amounts of wine, Mikey will pee in people's butts, and Stac gets squicked out by man/boy/child.All this and more on this BANNER episode!

At long last! Episode 23 is here!Tonight the foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world discuss the Bad Ass Bitches of horror! We'll be reviewing  1974's Sugar Hill and 1988's Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.We also introduce our new segment; Kitch Bitch of the month, horror crush, and why Cins thinks certain people really need their balls kicked in (yes, the weekly fuck off).Listen, if you dare!!

That's RIGHT folks! We here at The Kitch have taken a slight detour from our regular format to bring you a round table discussion on one of our favorite horror tropes, The Vampire!Joining us is, Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations, Bevin from Fan Fatales, and our dear friend Tyana who loves all things vampire, to discuss various bloodsucking fiends. As always we have horror crush, the Weekly Fuck Off, a Metal Mikey-gram, and yes...Twilight WILL be discussed. So suck it up, buttercup! Enjoy the female drunken ramblings!

Its up and ready, so hang onto your butts!On this super-sized episode, Stac and Cins are joined by the fabulous Roy and Mike of Sassycast fame! We discuss two fantastic films from the 80's: 1986's Witchboard and 1988's 976-Evil.Also, why the Grammys sucked this year, the monthly Metal Mikey-gram, plus a WHOLE lot of queening it up!Enjoy!

Its Episode 20!And our fourth Listeners' Choice!And yeah...we have words. LOTS of words.This ep the foul mouthed maidens of the podcasting world  rant and scream about 1974's Ilsa: Shewolf of the SS and happily discuss 2009's Ink. Also, the weekly fuck off, why Cindy's gaming group torment her via her husband's mic, but mostly why everyone who voted for Ilsa will someday taste the sweet sweet revenge of Cins and Stac.We won't hide our hatred for Ilsa, folks. Just soak it on in. A banner episode!Give A Listen!

 At long last! The gals finally do their Paranormal Activity episode! This episode we welcome The Wolfman from Darkly Lit Podcast as our guest host as we gab about Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2. Also, the horror crush, the weekly fuck off and why Micha is a believable douche bag.Enjoy the show!

Its heeeere!The Creepy Kitch girls return to assault your ears with their opinions on 1986's horror comedy, House and its sequel, House 2: The Second Story.Also, the horror crush, the weekly F.O., why pornstaches make Stacy rage, and seven emails including the Metal-Mikey-Gram!Enjoy the chaos!

Further proof that Stac and Cins needs structure.Creepy Kitch returns with its second annual Halloween show! Come join the gals as they discuss the old school Halloween special The Worst Witch and Psych's Halloween special Tuesday The 17th!Special features include:A discussion on slutty Halloween costumes.Douchebag exorcists who hate the Amish.Tim Curry's tambourine.And more rambling nonsense you've come to know and love... or at least tolerate.Happy Halloween all, and enjoy!!

Its here!The Creepy Kitch Gals return with episode 17, Urban Legends! This episode we discuss the 1991 schlock fest, Popcorn and the 2008 film Legend of Bloody Mary...One of these we didn't like very much.Also, The Weekly Fuck Off, Horror Crush, a very fast and unintentional review of My Bloody Valentine 3D, and five emails!Enjoy!

Episode 16 rises from the watery depths! MUCH like our subject matter!This episode Stac and Cins are joined by Colleen from Wyng'dLyon Creations and discuss two films based off the stories of H.P. Lovecraft, 2005's Call of Cthulhu and 2007's Cthulhu. We also discuss H.P. Lovecraft, bad drivers, Stacy tears Twilight haters a new one, and of course...romance novel babbling.Come descend into the madness!!

Episode 15 is here! You voted and we spoke about 'em!On our third listeners' choice episode we discuss John Carpenter's schlocky classic, They Live! and Disney's flawed masterpiece Something Wicked This Way Comes.We also discuss social morons at conventions, Roddy Piper's sexy super mullet,and sing the theme to The Never Ending Story... relentlessly.Enjoy!

And here it is! Episode 14 in all its glory!In this quality installment of Creepy Kitch Stac and Cins discuss the awesome crack fest called Waxworks and Waxworks 2: Lost in Time. We also discuss how nature made Cins look like a diseased french whore, Stac's hots for Deadpool, and why its hilarious when British actors say Orgasm.Have a listen, and ENJOY!

Its half way to Halloween! Well, it was last month. Okay, so we recorded this in April and released it in May. Just pretend its April still and the time paradox won't bother you.This Episode its half way to Halloween! We discuss the movies Halloween: Resurrection and Trick R Treat.As usual we have the horror crush, the weekly fuck off, and we also discuss horrible sound effects! Plus two emails from Metal Mikey and The Wolf Man!Hope ya'll enjoy!