Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey continue to feel the new studio glow, and are ready to bear the weight of the world. They discuss the official start of the Papal Conclave, priests singing showtimes at a piano bar, Barry Diller officially coming out as gay and Lara's dream marriage, Keith McNally's new memoir and Balthazar as a spiritual refuge, ChatGPT inspiring spiritual delusion, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, SUP's future Golden Globe nomination, and possible serial killer in Valley Village.  Back on The Valley, the crew heads to Santa Barbara to race remote control cars, shawts, and spiritual hilling. Doute and Luke keep their load count high, Brittany thwarts Jax's rage texts from rehab, Nia and Danny scheme to spread the word of G*d, Zack confronts Janet once more, all while Jesse and Michelle ramp up their psychosexual divorce games.  Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey are rogue-mote once more before their studio movie, and they've got a lot of mess to cover. They discuss manipulative gay AI and its propensity for people pleasing, cyber sexing fomo, and the tragic death of Virginia Giuffre. Then back on The Valley, the group is shocked to learn that Jax has actually entered rehab (albeit 30 minutes away) and urge Brittany to file for divorce immediately. Jesse conspires against Michelle with theories about her alleged transactional relationship with a billionaire, Luke prepares to propose to Doute, and Danny's drunken pig behavior towards Jasmine and her girlfriend comes to light. Then, Janet assembles the whole crew at Dave & Buster's for her birthday, where Michelle and Jesse's Cold War ramps up and a possible mole in the Boys' Chat is exposed. Production Services Provided by: ⁠Tiny Legends Productions, LLC⁠ Executive Producer:⁠ Stella Young⁠ Tech Director:⁠ Guy Robinson⁠ Art Director & Social Media:⁠ Ariel Moreno⁠ Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor:⁠ Ness Smith-Savedoff⁠ Video Editor:⁠ Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey discuss Carey's birthday and entering a personal Year Nine, the Pope's open casket diva moment, the Vatican's ties to UFOs, Lisa Vanderpump reigniting her cosmic feud with Kristen Doute, Kim Kardashian as a capital ‘A' actress, Kanye's latest shout from the void, and more.  Back on The Valley, Jax considers a stint at the “mental hospital” after getting a tough love house call from Doute, Zack takes a big step with his long distance relationship and reveals his gay hell apartment, Janet continues to be rindom, and Brittany staves off GERD enough to lay down the law with Jax and finally address the deviated septum in the room.  Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey discuss the new season of And Just Like That…, Carrie's nana outfits and circus top hat, and the ladies arming up in Trump's America. They also discuss the peculiar friendship of Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise.  Then in the season two premiere of The Valley, the group reels from Jax's “rock bottom” and domestic violence against Brittany. Brittany moves out and plans a White Party to celebrate her freedom while Jax plans a rival guys' night to compete. Doute is vindicated in her martyrdom, Jesse and Michelle weaponize their daughter in their custody battle, Janet continues to be rindom as she continues her war with Zack, Jasmine praises her girlfriend who works in tech, and Nia is haunted once again by Danny's threats to move to Santa Clarita. We are locked the fuck in. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara is joined by Valley queen and certified Babe! Tierney Finster to dive deep into identity shifts, spirituality, and post-party girl evolutions. Tierney unpacks life after nightlife, how breaking a leg fixed her ailing root chakra, and how to have a marriage that's both sacred and slutty. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey finish out their current era of SUBS with the second book of Samuel, but first they talk Mickey Rourke's bizarre homophobia against JoJo Siwa in the Big Brother UK house, an update in Virginia Giuffre's Ringu journey, and a Beverly Hills apartment building locked in battle with a resident spreading poop-laden terrorism. Back in Samuel, King David mounts his quest against Jerusalem to take the crown of Israel for himself. Whether alienating his wife Michal with sober raving and stealing wives from soldiers, David does his best to stay in the Lord's good favor. But his greatest match comes in the form his Fabio-haired son Absalom, who schemes to steal his father's throne and turn him into the biggest cuck mankind has ever seen.   Chapters: 00:00 Coachella: Ass Out 07:01 Mickey & Jojo 24:36 Neighbor From Hell 31:18 SUBS 12 - 2 Samuel Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Anthony Matarozza Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara is joined by iconic Babe? guest and dear friend Graydon Sheppard for a soulful journey through romantic delusion, erotic cheeseboards, Montreal exile, and life at 42. The two babes share tales of losing themselves in chaotic situationships: From Graydon's entanglement with a throuple to Lara's fantasy-fueled Italian architect moment. They reflect on sobriety, being in your 40s, and the hard truths about love, emotional independence, and the slow unraveling of LA dreams. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey return to the source with another rendition of Sexy Unique Bible Study, this time focusing on the first Book of Samuel. Before diving into God's word, they discuss important matters, like Lauren Sanchez and Katy Perry going for the glam on their tone deaf, upcoming Blue Origin space flight and Carey's birthday blues. Then in 1 Samuel, we meet drunkard housewife Hannah who haggles with God and is granted a son, Samuel. Given to the priesthood, Samuel grows up a messenger of the Lord, eventually crowning Saul King of Israel, who grows fearful of his power slipping, especially when the ultimate twink David arrives on the scene. From slaying Goliath, pillaging nation states, having a clandestine gay relationship with Saul's son, and thwarting assassinations by the paranoid king, David proves himself as the newer, sexier leader of the Israelites.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Anthony Matarozza Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara is joined by the legendary Chloe Coover (of Nose Candy Podcast fame) for a deeply sensual journey through scent obsessions, chaotic childhood memorabilia, and the lost art of challenging cinema. They spiral into a vortex of rose fragrances, reflect on the Beanie Baby bear market, and praise the underrated genius of Mother! Plus, they also discuss the art of podcasting, the horror of lawn trespassers, and come up with an Emilia Perez remix that's sure to be a #1 hit. Consider this a serotonin drip for your ears. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey return to times of yore with another round of Sexy Unique Bible Study. First they discuss the aftermath of 3/26: the day Gaga liked and reposted a SUP Tiktok, and how it's changed their realities in 24 hours. They also discuss Carey's gay New Orleans adventure, Lara dog-sitting Mango and his supernatural lack of boundaries, a place of en masse on The Pitt, the peerless comedy duo of Regina Hall and Anna Faris, Soderbergh's library of hits and misses, CIA remote viewing the Ark of the Covenant, and more. In the very short Book of Ruth, reeling from 10 years in the desert to escape a famine in Judah and the deaths of their husbands, mother-in-law/daughter-in-law duo Naomi and Ruth head back to Bethlehem to strike it rich. In the process, they thwart gossip, fake names, thresh barley and seduce a wealthy landowner (and cousin) and kickoff the family line of King David. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Anthony Matarozza Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara is joined by returning guest Connor Goldsmith (author, podcast host, and X-Men aficionado) for a no-holds-barred, Florida WiFi-fueled chat about Q1 survival vibes, the chaos of the Trump-Musk alliance, and reality TV highs and hells. They get into Emmy's psychological spiral on Southern Hospitality, the twisted glory of The Valley, and why the Charleston girlies are outshining VPR's LA crew. Plus, Connor spills about his Bravo adjacent experiences, bidding farewell to his literary agent life, and stepping fully into his podcasting and graphic novel author era. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back in the Bible, but first they discuss the harrowing, single-take splendor of Netflix's Adolescence, Kanye's new mess with the Tate Brothers, and Hilaria Baldwin's undeniable star power. Then they take to the Book of Judges, featuring tales of the Israelites post-Joshua falling prey to Baal worship, pissing God off (what else is new?) and needing rescue by a series of blessed leaders. Plus, Samson's Zodiac Killer antics and his psychosexual rope games with Delilah, Deborah becoming the first female president, sheroes pegging warlords to death, sonic weapon trumpets, arbitrary dismembering, and more. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara is joined by actor and writer Clark Moore to discuss the allure of moving to Europe, how to be an artist in 2025, reflections on the literary genius of Joan Didion and Eve Babitz, and the ever-complex tapestry of life in Los Angeles. You can subscribe to Clark's substack and watch him in Not An Artist, streaming on iTunes and Amazon Prime. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey have returned to the Old Testament once more for a new installment of Sexy Unique Bible Study! But first they discuss Ariana Madix's new VPR bombshell, Katie Maloney's mayo lies, Lisa Vanderpump's new Vegas hotel, tornados in LA, and the return of Beeptress. Then it's full speed ahead into the Book of Joshua, as Moses passes the baton to buff daddy Joshua, who officially leads the Israelites into the promised land. But not before fighting the battle of Jericho, pillaging various other cities, stoning families and livestock to death, impaling coward kings on poles, striking deals with cosplayers, and more.  Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The one and only Elizabeth Kott joins Lara to chat skincare, friends getting plastic surgery, the difference between being in your 20s vs. being in your 40s, pod personas vs. who we are IRL, wedding planning, realizing what it means to be a woman after 35, The Artist's Way and oodles more. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Carey and Lara are back in the in-between and ready to hit the ground shuffling. They discuss Casey Anthony launching her new TikTok (and Substack) and her astral twin Nancy Grace coming out of the woodwork to take on TOT MOM once more. They also talk Scheana's groundbreaking appearance on The Masked Singer, Jax “coming out” as a cokehead, the terrifying new Ruby Franke docuseries and the closeted lesbian urge to fake demonic possession, Armie Hammer's foray into Grindr, Denise Richards' new reality show, Lily Phillips's new geriatric gig, Lara's descent into Southern Hospitality and more.  Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nightlife impresario Rob Aquino joins Lara for a big ol' talk about partying, learning nothing from drugged out divas, Artpop getting him out of the closet, college life in Boston, taking time to luxuriously pleasure oneself, ushering in strega nonna cane energy and more! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full length videos of SUP drop on YouTube every Monday and Friday. Lara and Carey try their best to break through the cursed cultural vibes, as they reel from the tragic death of Michelle Trachtenberg and the mysterious deaths of Gene Hackman, his wife and their dog. They also talk the fluke heatwave in LA, Angelina Jolie's strangely underreported performance in Maria, whether or not Mango would eat Carey, a breakdown of the Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie feud and why Sofia Coppola's daughter has weighed in, the search for MH370 officially getting a second wind, Lauren Sanchez taking Katy Perry and Gayle King on a girls trip to space, Karen Huger's shocking prigione sentence, robots attacking humans, people pleasing AI and more. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Just like Jesus, Babe? is back from the dead. Lara is joined by THEE yacht gay, Kevin Garland, aka The Astro Lawyer, for the inaugural episode of Babe? (The Reboot). They talk Q1 drama, Venus going retrograde, human design, Sedona vibes, Pluto in Aquarius, the astrology of the Constitution, Aries potentially causing a nuclear holocaust, and soooo much more. You can find Kevin on Patreon, and you can listen to all the original Babe? episodes here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lara and Carey return to the In-Between as Carey addresses the car-related injustice he faced en route to a chic art party in the Hollywood. They discuss the underrated jewel that is the LA art scene, the latest plane crash in involving a Delta flight landing upside down in Canada, the fight against the draconian dress code at the Capital Grille, Katy Perry's latest real estate scandal and the joy of watching wealthy people terrorizing other wealthy people for a change, Lady Gaga coming out as a Scheana Lover, the splendor of the Bristol Northern Soul Club, a terrying new synthetic android that is also kind of a "would," Lara's foray into The Pitt, and an exciting announcement in the SUP extended universe... Chapters: 00:00 The Jewel of the LA Art Scene 08:06 Lara's Beeptress Will Show Up in a Plane Crash 20:44 Capital Grill(e') 36:00 Katy's Wealthy Squatting Moment 42:00 Gaga & Scheana Forever

Lara and Carey celebrate President's Day by hunkering down in the stu with a treasure trove of topics to discuss, including the premiere episode of season three of "White Lotus," Parker Posey supremacy, casual incest and more. They also talk elevated procedural "The Pitt" and Noah Wyle's urge to hot doctor, the SNL50 military complex, Sabrina Carpenter's journey from Rindom to National Treasure (and the horror of realizing the Rindom is YOU) "Summer House's" f*ckboy curse, Carl Radke's flop era and Lindsey Hubbard's invincibility, and the need for Lisa Vanderpump to do hard time. PLUS! Resident hot astrologer/attorney Kevin Garland gives another top and bottom star chart, this time for Carey, and reveals Carey and Lara's top/bottom astral dynamic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey discuss the Eagles clinching the Super Bowl, Carey's pride for Philadelphia, Lara's choice to not engage, Kendrick's peak-petty Halftime Show, Drake's bitter tears, and Taylor Swift's perfect response to a stadium of boos. They also urge Taylor to move on from T. Kelce and her path to a presidential victory. Carey raves about Narcos on Netflix, Boyd Holbrook's inescapable pull, the world-shifting meltdown of Montoya and the beach-run that changed history, Kaitlyn Dever's shockingly good Australian accent and the ever-fascinating trend of cancer fakers, Kanye's ugliest ploy for attention yet, the Azealia Banks memoir we all need, Bill Belichick's 48 year age gap with his girlfriend, Lara's turn as a Grand Damme, the power of Lauren Sanchez, the Weeknd's satanic tongue, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carey and Lara head BEYOND the paywall for a special free bonus episode. Lara gives a Rome jubilee update and chats about her journey with The Telepathy Tapes podcast, traveling to extra-dimensional planes, and telepathic parrots. They also discuss the harrowing new season of "Natalia Grace" and why Natalia should legally allowed to kill, Teddi Mellencamp's tragic cancer diagnosis, Katie Maloney's newfound relationship with Big Mayo and conquering sandwich shops around the country with her lesbian motorcycle gang, Earth being potentially hit by an asteroid in 2032, Lara and Carey's radicalization by Deep Impact, and more. *Plus a surprise, rain-wrought cameo by Dorothy O'Donnell!* Chapters: 00:00 The Telepathy Tapes: Is it rill? 23:14 Natalia Gets a Murder Mulligan 45:28 The Face of Mayo: Katie Maloney 57:30 Armageddon: 2032 01:09:00 Momma O'Donnell Cameo! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey return for the finale of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they discuss the loathsome op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter about Chappell Roan's Grammys speech, resorting to vomit and diarrhea to stand up to the American healthcare system, a new update in the Onijah Pakistan saga, TikTik astrologers predicting plane crashes and other horrors in 2025, the return of The Valley with a season two teaser, the rindoms in the cast, Doute's feud with Lala and the surefire divinity of her unborn daughter. The Saltiest of Utah Queens give us one last hurrah as Britani joins the couch. Her chaotic and otherworldly presence is discussed, as is her estrangement with her daughters, her flimsy devotion to Mormonism, her status with Jared and her beef with Hengie, Bronwyn Meredith and Mary; Carey urges her continued Friend Of status while Lara longs for a snowflake for Ms. Bateman. Then Wild Rose and Lisa try (and fail) to bury the hatchet once and for all and burn it as we look ahead to a new, snow-covered sagas of Alibaba-induced psychosis. Chapters: 00:00 Let Chappell Talk About Our Sh*tty Healthcare 05:30 Update on Queen Onijah 18:40 Astrology TikTok Predicting 2025 Horrors 24:42 Doute's Spawn & The Valley Teaser 39:41 Recap of the Finale of RHOSLC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey return to a post-Emilia Perez America, where they discuss their thoughts after viewing the polarizing Oscar favorite; they also talk Karla Sofía Gascón's meteoric cancellation after a slew of rancid tweets (from not so long ago!) resurfaced and Selena Gomez deserving a life sentence in Actor Jail. Lara introduces Carey to the woman on TikTok who got her nose bitten off by her elderly dog and the woman from New York who refuses to leave Pakistan and is holding press conferences after being jilted by her Facebook boyfriend. Carey gives a recap of the Grammys, including Chappell Roan's healthcare speech, Taylor's cringe dancing and Lady Gaga's new single that harkens back ton the glory days of early LG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey trudge ahead in the final days of this most curse-d January, getting rill about their concurrent depression journeys and weighing the pros and cons about deep space cryo-sleep. They also discuss Lily Phillips's 1000 man f*ckfest goal being derailed by the US government, the strange and haunting tale of the Zizian Bay Area death cult, and the surfacing of a cringeworthy Justin Baldoni voice note.  In part two of the RHOSLC season five reunion, the husbands bury their various hatchets, Hengie K and Shawn stare down the circle jerk and gay rumors and nastiness. Meredith demands tapes to be rolled and threatens to leave the set as Seth is pressed on all things Ohio. Mary discusses Robert Jr.'s sobriety journey and Bronwyn and Todd field questions over the details of his infidelity. The world waits with bated breath for the return of Britani Bateman. Chapters: 00:00 January Depression Hits Hard 02:40 Lily Phillips' Las Vegas Flop 12:15 California is the Land of Murder, Mayhem & Cults 25:48 Justin's (kinda) Sexy Memo 39:15 RHOSLC Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey offer up a smorgasbord of bonus episode topics, including the cozy healing of LA's weekend rainstorm, Lara's brush with Argentinian horror with "When Evil Lurks," Carey recent awakening to Eddie Redmayne's hotness, the harrowing new doc "An Update on Our Family" and the hell of family YouTube channels, Gaga's freshly announced SEVENTH album and Carey the teaser trailer for "Alien Earth" and stating an obvious truth, HBO continuing to step its p*ssy up, JLo and Ben's divorce kink, Lara's first and only Sundance adventure, the LGBTQ right to bear BB guns, and more. Plus Reader Mail where we delve back into the lore of Lindsay Lohan and the Federation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back for the part 1 of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they've got some ground to cover including a special guest in the studio, the 2025 Oscar nominations --surprises and snubs--and whether or not Hollywood should even have them this year, the Black Eyed Peas pulling the plug on their Vegas residency and their shoncking name for their fanbase, the halcyon days of DListed.com, Perez Hilton as the origin of internet evil, Hilaria Baldwin's new memoir, Anna Delvey and Julia Fox on RHONY, Lara's newfound love of Bethenny Frankel, Bryan Johnson comparing boners with his son, a missing Mob Wife, and more. On the Salty reunion, Bronwyn channels her inner corporate HR girlina, putting on a brave face in the midst of a truly harrowing first season. Lisa and Angie spar over their parenting beef, as Whitney defends the honor and glory of Prism, finally providing a (questionable) defense of the Alibaba accusations. Heather gets rill about her journey of self-love, Bronwyn calls out Lisa for being a fake ass friend, Meredith remains non-verbal, and the husbands enter the scene; Todd and John Barlow immediately match up in a wife-guy-off, gearing up for an explosive second round next week. Chapters: 00:00 Why are we even doing The Oscars this year? 06:40 The Black Eyed Peas' Mystifying Vegas Residency Cancellation 14:00 RHONY 's Future & How Lara Has Become a Bethenny Fan 26:31 RHOSLC Reunion Part 1 Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall/computer screen, as Lara is quarantined with Influenza-A. She breaks down her odyssey to get a Tamiflu prescription, and the further collapse of the American healthcare system. Carey recaps The Last Showgirl, rooting for Pamela and Jamie Lee Curtis's breast-heavy turn as a homeless cocktail waitress. They discuss the nepo baby urge to make a movie about poor people, Elon's latest (and arguably worst) ploy for attention, Vanity Fair's latest long-read about Meghan and Harry --five years after their royal escape, and the Baldoni/Lively lawsuit that continues to snowball into event horizon chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back in the studio safe and sound, with a lot to discuss and even more to process. They talk the passing of David Lynch and how much LA has lost in the last week, the French woman scammed out of close to a million euros by a deep fake Brad Pitt, Wendy Williams checking in with The Breakfast Club, Jen Shah's reduced prison sentence, masculinity coaches and the straight male fear of knowing things. In the grand finale of season five of RHOSLC, Lisa's Puerto Vallarta trip comes to a close, and the ladies pay tribute to Baby Gorgeous with a Lisa Barlow themed lunch. Whitney and Lisa's tensions continue to boil over, and Mary laments Angie seemingly choosing Britani over her. Then at dinner, Heather puts her producer hat on again, pitching a type of hellmouth-exposure therapy where the women each read the meanest things they've said about each other text. Not surprisingly, chaos ensues... Chapters: 00:00 RIP to Proud Smoker & Visionary David Lynch  03:56 The Brad Pitt in Hospital Catfishing 19:38 Finally Some Good News: Jen Shah's sentence reduced  25:00 The Straight Man's Fear of Knowing Things 40:28 RHOSLC FINALE RECAP More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss Lara's journey to Kansas, Carey's LA vibe check post-firestorms, the Craig T. Nelson to Aidan Shaw pipeline, Hillary and Bill Clinton's oft forgotten parody of the Sopranos finale, the impending TikTok ban and what it means for America, the strange sensation of learning a childhood bully has died, Dorinda's short-lived Traitors tenure, and more. Chapters:  00:00 No One Did it Like The Sopranos Did It 17:45 Speidi Are So F-ing Back 25:40 The TikTok Ban is Anti - American 32:54 Mark Zuckerberg is Such a F-ing Loser 44:37 Traitors: Dorinda's Flop, Bob the Drag Queen & Dead Bullies More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey recap the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, but first they discuss the fire horror ravaging Los Angeles, surprise evacuations, Lara getting misgendered in Hawaii and the cosmic rindomness of Hugh Jackman. Back on RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow's Vida Vacation from Hades continues. Bronwyn tattles to Lisa that she, Whitney, Heather and Angie clocked in some quality Barlow sh*t-talk time. Lisa confronts the group on a sprinter van right and Angie busts Britani for recording the argument on her phone. The ladies ATV, Mary staves off melancholy over Robert Jr., and Meredith succumbs to boozy paranoia, believing Britani has planted a bug in her room. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey time travel into the new year, with a 2025 Sip & See from the death rattle of 2024. They look back on Kim Kardashian's divisive Christmas "short film," Timmy Chalamet's bonkers awards season press blitz and why it feels like the future of celebrity, Q1 goals for 2025, abolishing Aspen as a place and concept, the impending Brian Kohlberger trial, which Supreme Court Justice will make a cameo in a musical next and 2025 being the year of Dungeons & Dragons. They also talk 'Babygirl,' the Holding Space Lady getting her bag, Lily Phillips in Airbnb hot water and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back for the final bonus episode of 2024, with a lot of chaos to cover. They discuss enduring another round of AMC terrorism during their screening of "Nosferatu," and host a quick SUP book club for the novels they're currently reading. They also talk the TWO major plane crashes that happened this week and Boeing's continued assault on humanity, new cruise ship horror, the two 'Bama Rush sisters dividing TikTok over their Christmas gift hauls, Bethenny Frankel's godlike omnipresence, the latest in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni legal saga, Lara's journey with "It Ends with Us" and Blake's positively kooky filmography in the last decade. Happy New Year, dolls! May 2025 bring as much love and light as you can handle. Chapters:  00:00 Holiday Check In 04:00 AMC is the Boeing of Movie Theaters 24:40 Speaking of Boeing…. 34:33 TikTok Bama Rush: Holiday Edition 47:27 Bethenny Frankel is Chronically Online 52:20 It Ends With Us: The Lara Marie Schoenhals Review More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey gird their loins once more as Moses serves Eva Peron on the balcony in "Book of Deuteronomy." First, Larz and Carz discuss their self-described martyrdom in soldiering on with the SUBS experience, a Milanese nun arrested for her ties to the mafia, Lara considering a cameo during Rome's Vatican Jubilee of 2025 and Carey's wish for her to wear a Papal veil. In "Deuteronomy," Moses's impending death motivates him to have his American Idol moment, with one final speech (and song!) to the Israelites before they enter the promised land. From recapping their Exodus from Egypt and the shenanigans they pulled during their half-a-century desert wandering, Moses isn't going to let his people off the hook. After a fiery sermon, Moses finally gets to die and pass the baton to Joshua, but not before God trolls him one last time. Chapters: 00:00 We're All Nailed to the Cross (like Jesus Was) 02:28 A Mafia Nun was Arrested 09:15 Manifesting A Jubilee Veil for Larz 25:23 SUBS: Deuteronomy Recap! More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey celebrate the holidays by discussing the ideal gifts for dog-children, “Babygirl” being a spiritual sequel to “Eyes Wide Shut,” Lara considering canceling her Amazon Prime membership in solidarity, the imminent TikTok ban, the latest in DroneGate, Hannah Kobayashi's casual return to the states, the bone-chilling Tegan & Sara catfish documentary being peak lesbian drama, and a whole new take on New Year's resolutions. Plus, reader mail! Happy Holidays to SUPheads everywhere. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more.  Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people. Chapters: 00:00 SUR is God's Israel 17:00 Jesus was Very Loaves 23:00 Numbers (Part 2) Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger's DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate,  Sandoval and Victoria startin' on Instagram, and why VPR wasn't meant to live past the 2010s.  Back on RHOSLC, Day Two of Lisa's VIDA Tequila trip from Hell starts off with water aerobics and a day trip on a yacht, with Meredith's barely conscious melancholy and Britani's latest cry for attention working in tandem to sink the ship. Bronwyn and Britani square off, which leads to Bronwyn once again confronting Lisa over the schism of their decade-long friendship. Already harrowed from the dog attack, Bronwyn reveals secrets about her marriage with Todd that shake the women to their cores. Later, Mary joins, and the ladies assemble for a dinner that descends into chaos, with the Queen of Sundance threatening an early departure from Mexico Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this year alone, a psychiatrist's take on Luigi Mangione, revisiting the Kansas City Three deaths, the new trailer for season three of "White Lotus," and more. Plus, new Reader Mail featuring videos of possible drones in North Jersey! More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland. Then in Numbers, a restless God's gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty's demented furnishing ideas. Chapters: 00:00 An AI Jesus Spreading Propaganda was Seen 12:15 Numbers (Part 1) Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey reel from the (allegedly not-so-surprising) news that James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence -- the same night of Kathy Hilton's DirectTV holiday part where Carey met 5/8 of the Salty Utah Queens. They discuss Lily Phillips, British OnlyFans celeb and Patron Saint of Derbyshire, who is reflecting on the trials and tribulations of getting "ran through" by 100 men. They also talk the openly gay Florida man who is happily married (and monogamous!) to his wife and what this means for f*g hags everywhere. On RHOSLC, Mary confides in Hengie K about Robert Jr.'s rock bottom, vowing to attend Lisa Barlow's Big Vida Girls' Trip/tax write-off, if it's the last thing she'll do. Then the ladies (minus Mary) head to Puerto Vallarta, complete with PowerPoints, twin villas, Bronwyn's post-dog attack scars and her lodging woes, Meredith and Hengie's astral showdown at the endless dinner, and Britani's unmatched chaos and Jared Osmond-approved crotchless lingerie. Chapters: 00:00 Carey's Got Hilton Tea 12:13 DJ James Kennedy: Another VPR man goes down 25:12 Patron Saint of Derbyshire 34:38 F*g Hag Dream 43:20 RHSLC S5E13 Recap More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back in Utah once more as the cold snap continues over the promised land. But first, they discuss new updates in the Luigi Mangione saga, including his message to the media while getting perp-walked in Pennsylvania this morning. They also talk the bone-chilling 28 Years Later trailer, more show-me-to-me mystery drones in the skies above New Jersey, and rising rap phenom Cortisa Star. On RHOSLC, Meredith and her family prepare for her Bat Mitzvah, where the ladies (minus Mary) assemble to celebrate our Lady of the Baths' initiation into Jewish Womanhood. Mary arrives late and Angie declares war on everyone, sparring with Bronwyn in front of Todd and criticizing Britani's "high body count" hair. Meanwhile, Lisa confronts Wild Rose and Meredith calls security, once again. Chapters: 00:00 Santa the Groomer 03:59 WTF is Going On Right Now? 16:28 Silver Lining: 28 Years later looks promising 21:00 Deleware Rap Phenom Cortisa Star 24:10 Salty Utah Queens Recap More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss the CEO assassin that has the nation's collective tongue wagging. They also cover the mystery drones terrorizing the New Jersey suburbs each night, Lara's Sunset Blvd journey in New York, the power of Nicole Scherzinger, Jay-Z in hot Diddy water, America's laissez-faire relationship with rap*sts, and Hawk Tuah's seismic crypto blunder. Plus, holiday candle advice prompted by a brand new Reader Mail. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back from the open road to finish out Q4 with a bang (and a whimper). They discuss Carey's harrowing Disney World adventure and Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin capturing the imagination (and bussies) of Americans everywhere. They also talk the possible TikTok ban in January and why the powers-that-be want it gone for good.  Back on RHOSLC, the ladies reel from the Audrey Hepburn luncheon from Hell, with Meredith and Mary meeting at a rindom art gallery in Park City to try (and fail) to squash their beef. Then, Heather and The Wild Rose assemble the crew at a serial killer park for a “Girl Scout“ activities day, complete with potato sack races, Angie calling Britani out for her lush-y, not-so-Mormon ways, Mary and Lisa defending their right to Fendi, Bronwyn vs. the world, and Meili's anticlimactic reemergence. Then Mary finally confronts Robert Jr. over his troubling behavior. Chapters: 00:00 Disney Thanksgiving Recap 10:00 Luigi Mangione Serves Face 19:56 No One is Talking about TikTok 23:30 RHOSLC S5E11 Recap More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas. In “Leviticus,” all the world's a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women's monthly visits to men lying with other men, from bodily discharge to food falling on the ground. It's fair game for God's increasingly disregulated wrath. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland. Then in Numbers, a restless God's gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty's demented furnishing ideas. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nth degree. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other and more. It's a whole lot of fckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament. Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to Sexy Unique Bible Study 08:00 In the Beginning 14:00 The First Man & His Rib Wife 23:35 Cain & Abel Menendez 27:00 Noah was the Favorite 38:00 Abraham's covenant & family circumcision Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas. In “Leviticus,” all the world's a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women's monthly visits to men lying with other men, from bodily discharge to food falling on the ground. It's fair game for God's increasingly disregulated wrath. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In our final installment of Ocean Omelettes, Carey and Lara head back behind the Orange Curtain one last time in 2024. But first, they discuss the already iconic “Wicked” interview starring Cynthia, Ariana and a Queer Media Journalist holding space. They also talk Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to the UK with a new disguise and Kim K's utterly apocalyptic sexy photo shoot with the new Tesla robot.  In a three-episode RHOC reunion, the ladies assemble to discuss Tamra's trifling ways, the multiple mysteries of Katie Ginella, Travis's ginormous balls, Jenn sinking further into off shore shenanigans with Ryan, Jenn explaining the law to noted attorney Emily, Heather's war with Kylie and TikTokGate, Shannon versus Alexis versus the world, and more. Plus, an eleventh hour bombshell about the night of Shannon's DUI may just have the power to unite this fractured group, once and for all.  Chapters: 00:00 Forever Holding Space for this Wicked Interview 12:25 Ellen's New Life as a Cheeky Brunette 17:00 Kim & the Tesla Robot 22:00 That's a Wrap on the Omelettes (RHOC Reunion Recap) More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices