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Join host Lara Marie Schoenhals and her guests as they discuss the sexiest, most unique show on television: Vanderpump Rules.

Lara Marie Schoenhals


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    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 43 - Blue Balls in the Basement

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 61:38


    Lara and Carey discuss Housewives getting litigious, relentlessly bleak Scandinavian horror and former RHOC Meghan King's foray into gayland. Meanwhile, Kathy's meltdown in Aspen is kept hush-hush, with Kyle fleeing to Georgia to film Halloween Ends. Erika calls out the women for not calling Kathy out, and Crystal throws a Roaring Twenties birthday bash where Rinna gives the performance of a lifetime.You can hear this episode AD-FREE and get access to over 200 bonus episodes and TONS of other premium content including full video episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. You have no idea what awaits you.Tickets for SUP: LIVE @ The Bowery Ballroom, October 15th in New York City are ON SALE NOW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TEASER: This Load Has Taken Its Toll

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 2:45


    Lara and Carey recommend more horror movies to watch as Hallowe'en approaches, before delving into Tom Brady and Gisele's hetero hell and Adam Levine's passion for exchanging cringey sexts with hot, twenty-something girls. Plus, even more spicy Reader Mail that'll make you clutch your pearls, including clandestine hair salon hookups, a gorgeous cake and an ocular victim of Loadtember.Join the SUP Patreon to hear this glorious episode in its entirety.Tickets for SUP: LIVE @ The Bowery Ballroom, October 15th in New York City are ON SALE NOW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 8 - The United Stans of Helen Keller

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 64:28


    Lara and Carey discuss the strange TikTok trend of Hellen Keller denialism before digging into Jersey Shore. Back in Seaside Heights circa 2009, the summer is winding down and tensions are bubbling to an all-time high. Pauly and his Israeli would-be lady, Danielle, come to blows over her "Stalking his life on the boardwalk," and Snooki continues to be disappointed by flop men. Meanwhile, Vinny drags The Situation for being an oldie, and Ronnie's roid rage gets the best of him once again.Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to weekly bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.Tickets for SUP: LIVE @ The Bowery Ballroom, October 15th in New York City are ON SALE NOW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 42 - Hats To Try, Tears To Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 60:08


    Lara and Carey discuss the miles-long queue to view the Queen's casket, the latest round of solar flares being connected to #Loadtember and Timmy Chalamet's big Vogue cover. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Aspen Horror Story continues. Kyle is rattled, not only by Erika, but now by Dorit, who seems to have chosen EJ Global and Diana over a fun girls' trip to the cowboy hat store. But all tensions will pale in comparison to the ticking time bomb that is Kathy Hilton, who is pushed to the edge after Lisa Rinna's next-level Tequila Trolling.Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to weekly bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.Tickets for SUP: LIVE @ The Bowery Ballroom, October 15th in New York City are ON SALE NOW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TEASER: A Place of Stubs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 2:43


    Carey is schoncked to hear about Lara's surprising relationship with her nemesis: AMC Theaters, Ray J coming for Kris Jenner on Instagram Live, and an unsettling new diet trend allegedly sweeping Hollywood. Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth's death disrupts LoadTember in another blistering round of Reader Mail. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full episode.Tickets for SUP: LIVE @ The Bowery Ballroom, October 15th in New York City are ON SALE NOW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 7- Fist-Slap Me Tonight In Atlantic City

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 65:36


    Lara and Carey discuss Lara's Chromatica Ball odyssey at Dodger's Stadium and Carey's star turn in a Bar Mitzvah flash mob. Back in Seaside Heights, Sammi Sweetheart reels from Ron's shove, and the two confront Snooki-Schnookers Polizzi about her disdain for their psychotic romance. The Situation has a spark with a townie with serious streaks in her hair, and Vinny juggles budding romances with Tonya the Cougar and the Situation's little sister, Melissa. Then, the crew heads to Atlantic City for a night of debauchery, homoerotic panic, and a close-fisted slap that changed the world. Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to weekly bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.Tickets for SUP: LIVE @ The Bowery Ballroom, October 15th in New York City are ON SALE NOW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 41 - Quiet Quitting on the Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 81:37


    Carey and Lara do a tight 19 on the passing of Queen Elizabeth, and what lies ahead for her flop successor/the rest of us. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where Queen Elizabeth is still alive and well, the Aspen vacation rages on as the ladies try to ski and snowmobile away the tensions of the night before. Erika and Sutton continue their uneasy path to friendship, while EJ's friendship with Crystal completely dissolves with an explosive confrontation about her legal woes. Kathy's descent into madness continues as Kyle proves to be no safe harbor for her big sister, and the stirrings of Tequila Gate (and possible F-Slur Gate) are first introduced.You can hear this episode AD-FREE and get access to over 200 bonus episodes and TONS of other premium content by joining the SUP Patreon. You have no idea what awaits you. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TEASER: Never Trust A Monty

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 1:52


    On this week's bonus, the bone-chilling saga of Addison Rae's parents' divorce and more in-depth discussions about the Manti Te'o Netflix doc. Meanwhile, an EXPLOSIVE Reader Mail segment continues to be #Loadtember heavy, featuring a Jersey Shore Cougar and a proud Northeastern glory hole devotee who apologizes to Lara. Join the SUP Patreon to hear this glorious episode in its entirety. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 6 - Yabba Dabba Don't

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 66:00


    Lara and Carey lament the Heat Dome currently ravaging Los Angeles, and most of California. They also recap the harrowing, iconic events of the Don't Worry Darling premiere/press day the Venice Film Festival. Back in Seaside Heights circa 2009, Vinny braces for Danny's wrath after tongue-kissing his lady the night before, and might find new love with Situation's little sister, Melissa. Snooki gets into a truly shoncking GIRL FIGHT, and Sam and Ron's toxic love reaches new lows, featuring Big Toe-Gate, and brawling with a bald guy on the boardwalk. You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when you join the SUP Patreon! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 40 - Bunk Beds and Life Sentences

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 62:53


    Lara and Carey discuss the CEASE AND DESIST that shoncked the Sexy Unique Pod community, and where they will go from here (jail). Meanwhile, on RHOBH, the ladies FINALLY had to Aspen, as Rinna continues to mourn her mother, and tensions between Garcelle and Erika at an all time high. Mauricio grills in the subzero mountain air, while Kathy is cursed by Kyle's bunk bed room. Mizz J enlists a healer to cleanse her hotel room of any spirits, and a single ouija board wreaks havoc on Aspen Night One. Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to weekly bonus episodes and TONS of other premium content by joining the SUP Patreon. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TEASER: Give Us Fergie Or Give Us Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 2:10


    Carey and Lara discuss Fergie's big comeback at the flop-VMAs, their continued fear of the Free Solo guy, Jennette McCurdy's wild new memoir, and a truly heartwarming Reader Mail from across the Pond that brought them both to tears. You can listen to the full episode by becoming a Patreon subscriber here. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 5 - Kissed by a Dyed Blue Rose

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 72:44


    On this week's episode, Lara muses on the Heterosexual Midsommar vibes of straight weddings and Carey recaps the juicy new Duchess Meghan profile in The Cut. They also discuss some recent BRAVO-centric drama before delving into Season 1, Episode 5 of Jersey Shore. Back in Seaside Heights, NJ, Snooki heals from a violent assault, Ron's schism with Mike continues to deepen (as does his hetero-psychosis with Sammi Sweetheart), body-shaming ignites JWoww's urge to tussle and Vinny seeks out a fling with a cougar. Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to weekly bonus episodes and TONS of other premium content by joining the SUP Patreon. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TEASER: Gay Load Privilege

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 1:46


    Lara and Carey continue their load discourse, with a load-heavy Reader Mail, including a story about accidentally attending a meth orgy. The two also discuss the new Netflix docuseries about Manti Te'o, and other catfishing horror stories, including Sweet Bobby and a more recent (and disturbing) case from the UK. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full episode. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Jersey Shore, B*tch! Ep. 4: Mortal Karmbat

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 73:59


    Carey and Lara discuss Parker Posey's foray into the zombie apocalypse, Lara's horror journey, featuring Bret Easton Ellis's The Shards, and Aubrey O'Day silencing the haters of her next-level photoshopping. Back in NJ, the summer in Seaside Heights rages on, as Sam and Ron's Folie à deux picks up momentum. JWoww and her estranged boyfriend find (some) solace, and Situation and Pauly D's group sex odyssey reaches new heights (and lows) in the hot tub. Snooki's boardwalk assault shoncks us once more, and the crew fully introduces the world to the guido vocabulary that cemented them in the history books. To listen to this episode ad-free and access video episodes and over 200 bonus episodes, join the SUP Patreon. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 39 - How to Look Poor and Influence People

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 77:04


    Load Talk 2022 continues, with Lara challenging everyone to a load-centric September, otherwise known as "Loadtember." Plus, Bachelor Nation is discussed, and Carey brings up a scientific startup, partially funded by the Brothers Hemsworth and Paris Hilton, that has plans to resurrect an extinct wolf-dog. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...back in the 90210, the Homeless Not Toothless gala rages on, with Garcelle and Rinna coming to blows. Crystal opens up to Rob about her eating disorder, and our FIRST mention of the now-infamous Aspen trip happens at Rinna's flop Rinna Beauty launch party. To hear this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes, become a patron of the pod. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TEASER: Support The Loads

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 1:46


    Lara and Carey talk the splendor of The Exorcist and all its creepy lore, plus Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future and Blue is the Warmest Color. Also, Lara tells Carey about the gay hookup app SNIFFIES, and the two discuss their support for all those seeking #loads. Plus, more saucy reader mail, including an alluringly-voiced Maine reader with a text message (potential) horror story, and another celeb #2. Join the SUP Patreon to hear this glorious episode in its entirety. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 3: Fake Coughs and a Classy Night Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 69:19


    Lara and Carey discuss Lara's wild 24 hours in Vegas, feat. Mz. Katy Perry, and the devastating (and truly shoncking) finale of HBO's The Anarchists before delving into Jersey Shore Season 1, Episode 3. Back in Seaside Heights, Angelina's final day in the shore house begins with an anticlimactic breakup, a laughably fake illness, and a confounding non-confrontation behind a bathroom door. JWoww faces her boyfriend in the wake of her brush with Pauly D's Prince Albert, and Sam and Ron get into their *first* fight. To listen to this episode ad-free and access video episodes and over 200 bonus episodes, join the SUP Patreon. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 38 - Long in the Teeth ft. Natalie Walker

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 110:12


    Lara and Carey are joined by actress/singer/comedic genius, Natalie Walker, to discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, Crystal's alienation by the women for her candor about her eating disorder continues to mount, as Sutton and Rinna hash out their long-simmering Cold War. Meanwhile, Dorit's "Homeless Not Toothless" charity dinner at her home turns into Lilith Fair with the arrival of a very special musical guest... To listen to this episode ad-free and access to over 200 bonus episodes, join the SUP Patreon. And be sure to get tickets to see Natalie perform as Allison Dubois in a live reading of the classic RHOBH episode "Dinner Party From Hell" on August 28th in NYC. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TEASER: Classic LaMDA Behavior

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 2:09


    Lara and Carey delve into even more robot news, including the ongoing debate over Google's supposed LaMDA artificial intelligence. They also celebrate Teresa Giudice's recent over-the-top nuptials. Plus, a treasure trove of Reader Mail: from a celebrity sighting in Delaware to the most compelling and honest Fuck/Marry/Kill you'll ever hear. Become a patron of the pod to listen to the full episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 2: Mild Pinkeye in the Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 54:57


    Lara and Carey discuss ROBOT NEWS: IE Chili's Restaurant's plan to implement "Rita the Robot" as a backup waitress. Back in Seaside Heights, Snooki makes the historic decision to stay in the house, while Situation and Sam's short-lived romance comes to a bitter end, by way of Ron-Ron juice. Vinny gets Pinkeye, JWoww gets a peek of Pauly D's Prince Albert piercing, and Angelina's bad vibes may send her (trashbag) packin' back to Staten Island. You can hear this episode ad-free AND access tons of premium content when you join the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 37 - A Place of Fly Machines, a Place of Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 67:30


    Lara and Carey discuss sobriety birthdays, the latest on Jen Shah's non-trial of the century, Demi Lovato's big announcement and pigs harnessing their hole power. On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, COVID has struck down half the cast. However, the lucky, uninfected few head on over to Rinna's for a wine tasting, which quickly descends into a Sutton hate-fest. Meanwhile, EJ Global continues her journey of getting dicked down 24/7. To hear this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes, become a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: Meet Me In St. Lockheed Martin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 2:36


    Carey and Lara discuss brain-busting Twitter discourse--including Lockheed Martin nepotism hires, general social media dread and Gen Z soldiers of The Camorra making a splash on TikTok. We also get some juicy reader mail, including a voice message recorded in a bathtub. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full ep. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 1: The Trash Bag Keeps The Score

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 67:21


    Lara and Carey chat about The Anarchists (07:15 to 25:18) before heading on down the Garden State Parkway, all the way to Seaside Heights, to revisit the historical first season of MTV's Jersey Shore. The Original Eight--Snooki, JWoww, Mike "The Situation," Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, DJ Pauly D, Vinnie and Ms. Ballet Flats herself, Angelina--settle into their immortal boardwalk abode. Snooki alienates the house with her good time zeal, causing her to rethink her summer at the shore. Sammi and Mike's initial flirtation results in a a pinky-laced stroll down the boardwalk, and Angelina's Staten Island temper may get the best of her. Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to weekly bonus episodes by becoming a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 36 - O Holy Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 63:44


    Lara and Carey discuss new peg-worthy gossip about a certain British Prince and social media's mind-numbing response to the Monkeypox crisis. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Diana's holiday party rages on, with a blackout Ej Global crashing Asher's Christmas performance. Dorit gets fed up with PK's clandestine ways and Sutton teaches a master class in what not to do on a second date. To hear this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes, become a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: Bulletproof Vests And Givenchy Sandals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 1:44


    Lara and Carey discuss Jordan Peele's latest horror offering NOPE, and debate whether or not Elon Musk is a LOLer. Carey also recounts his harrowing journey into the deep valley to secure the Monkeypox vaccine and a reader mail leaves the two SHONCKED in the best way possible. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full ep. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Berkshires Revisited Ep 7: God Save the Queens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 74:01


    Lara and Carey have a chat about The Anarchists, discuss all things Anarchapulco and delve into Carey's deepest wook nightmares. Meanwhile, on the SEASON FINALE of Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex-Wives Club, the peaceful vibes from Blue Stone Manor's Christmas In September are tested (again) by Martini Medley. Jill steals Brandi's MVP of Alienation trophy and Phaedra possibly converts the women to Christianity.You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to bonus VIDEOS and HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when you join the SUP Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Berkshires Revisited Ep. 6: Gay Panic At Ruth's Chris

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 59:17


    Carey and Lara talk about the new season of The Bachelorette and society praising straight men for being just a little gay. Back in the Berkshires, Dorinda delivers a Christmas In September spectacular to atone for her martini terrorism. Phaedra (kind of) opens up about her clandestine love life and Vicki fears death's scythe once more. Plus, a bombshell revelation about Denise Richards drums up latent gay desire (and panic) amongst the ladies. P.S. - You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to bonus VIDEOS and HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when you join the SUP Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 35 - Baked Potato Blues ft. Nori Reed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 103:38


    Lara and Carey are joined by comedian, writer, actress and all-around icon, Nori Reed, for a tour-de-force recap. Jamie Lee Curtis joins the women for a HISTORIC charity luncheon at Kyle's house, Sutton and Diana finally reach a truce(ish) and EJ Global gives Crystal some questionable advice in regards to her eating disorder. Meanwhile, Kathy Hilton makes her confounding return, setting us up for the Aspen nightmare we've all been waiting for... Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to weekly bonus episodes by becoming a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 34 - Battle of the Birkins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 68:52


    Lara and Carey are back to chat Beverly Hell's Angels! But first, they discuss Carey's public dog-owner shaming, Lara's missing luggage saga and Kylie Jenner's private jet kink. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton's soggy holiday luncheon continues and Garcelle confronts EJ Global about terrorizing her sons whilst blackout. Meanwhile, Sutton and Diana meet for lunch to bury the hatchet and out-trauma each other once more. Prepare for Armageddon: Diana Jenkins edition. You can hear this episode ad-free AND access tons of premium content when you join the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: Victoria's Not-So Secret

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 2:23


    Lara and Carey find themselves beyond the paywall once again, discussing everything from the next dimension of expensive candles, the new Hulu documentary about Victoria's Secret founder Les Wexner and his (genuinely) shoncking ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and Ricky Martin's alleged incest scandal. To hear the full episode, become a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Berkshires Revisited Ep. 5: Bringing Out the Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 74:44


    After a week off from podding, we're BACK to discuss Lara's Martha's Vineyard adventures, and the beckoning calls of New England. Meanwhile, Carey has finally given The Bear a chance--for the betterment of himself and those around him. Back in Great Barrington, on Episode 5 of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls' Trip, Dorinda's nocturnal terrorism continues to send shockwaves through the crew, Phaedra drops a (love) bomb, and Vicki returns from the Netherworld ready to "Whoop it up" at last. P.S. - You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when you join the SUP Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 33: The Flop Zone: Dianthrax

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 76:42


    Lara and Carey discuss the miracle that is Below Deck: Down Under, Armie Hammer's shoncking new gig, and the slow-burn social media cancellation of Ottessa Moshfegh. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Diana and Sutton continue to out-trauma each other, Crystal finds a punchy way for Dorit to channel her home invasion PTSD, and EJ Global's blackout antics land her in The Hot Zone with Garcelle. You can hear this episode ad-free AND access tons of premium content when you join the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Berkshires Revisited Ep 4: An F5 Dornado

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 55:22


    Lara declares Q3 the quarter of Radical Honesty, while Carey recaps Kyle Richards's current cancellation woes. Meanwhile, Dornado Season has truly started in Great Barrington, MA. Eaten bread (in bed) is soon forgotten, as Dorinda wages war against Tamra and Vicki for breaking the Bluestone Manor rules. Dorinda forces the women into a Dorobics session, and Jill Zarin gives Taylor insight into she and Dorinda's fair-weather friendship. Plus, a surprise appearance by burlesque dancer LouLou D'vil changes everything. You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when you join the SUP Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: No Bottoms In The Metaverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 2:45


    Carey and Lara discuss the Anonymous Question Epidemic currently sweeping Instagram stories, as well the other social media crisis of the moment: Bette Midler's Twitter. They also go in deep on the new Kardashian era, including Kris Jenner's incredible empire-building skills, Kim being our favorite, Kardashian celebrity friends and Kourtney's endless reign of terror over us all. Does her sociopathy know no end???? Much to think about. You can listen to the full episode by becoming a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Berkshires Revisited Ep. 3 - Deus Ex Heimlich Maneuver

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 72:22


    Lara and Carey discuss Monkeypox's Buzzfeed takeover, men with yeast-cock and forgiving the women of the Marvel Universe. Meanwhile, on episode three of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Dorinda's manor-tyranny continues with a harrowing Field Day competition, Vicki's Long-COVID takes a turn, and Brandi's alienates her biggest champion, Eva. You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when you join the SUP Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 32 - Blood Confessions In the Group Chat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 64:52


    Lara and Carey reel from the breaking news of Ezra Miller's latest act of terror, this time overseas at a pub in Tokyo, and involving It-Boy of the moment and ELVIS conduit Austin Butler. Meanwhile, our favorite Hell's Angels prepare for Garcelle's 55th birthday bash, where Dianna and Sutton's feud deepens, and Erika's weeks-long blackout continues. Listen to this episode ad-free by joining the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Berkshires Revisited Ep 2: Lesbian Eyebrows and Long Covid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 66:55


    Carey and Lara rail against the Fourth of July, clickbait-y political fundraising emails and discuss Twitter porn. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, the Lady of the Manor (aka Dorinda) challenges Vicki's anti-vax rhetoric as Vicki slowly succumbs to long COVID. Jill's big entrance at Bluestone flops on arrival, and the ladies have dinner at a haunted event hall, featuring a barely convincing coffee reader, the ghost of THEE Lady Morgan, and a certain chef who triggers Brandi's gay panic.You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when you join the SUP Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: Shoncked Beyond Belief

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 2:51


    As the world continues to crumble, Lara and Carey discuss Stephanie Tanner going full ACAB against the LAPD, the supernatural cringe of Teal Swan's inner circle, and that horror that is Alec Baldwin's Instagram Live with W**dy Allen. Plus, a reader calls in for social media flirting advice, which activates Carey's anti-social media commenting agenda. You can listen to the full episode by becoming a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Berkshires Revisited Ep. 1 - Your Husband's Death Was The Worst Year of My Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 53:31


    Lara and Carey head on up to Great Barrington, Massachusetts, to Bluestone Manor, where we lay our scene. Dorinda hosts an 8 day staycation, including an A-List roster of ex-Housewives, including Vicki, Tamra, Eva, Phaedra, Taylor, and Brandi, with a surprise guest blowing in from New York City. Vicki reels from her recent breakup, as Brandi (not surprisingly) alienates everyone on a molecular level, saving her most shocking confessions for her former RHOBH cast mate. Will Bluestone's storied psychosis claim another crew of ladies? And if not them...us (by proxy)? Listen to this episode ad-free by joining the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 31 - Headbutts And Day Boats

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 75:29


    Carey and Lara discuss the continued coin shortage crisis, and Lara declares war against a certain Bank. Carey shares his dread over the impending nicotine ban, and the two comes to grips with the most shocking news of our time: Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall are getting a divorce. Meanwhile, as Dorit's My 4 Days of Rest and Relaxation vacation in Mexico rages on, Diana and Sutton's mounting tension crescendos. All while the crew comes face to face with the one true Goddess of both Destruction and Rebirth: pilled-out Erika Jayne on a boat. You can listen to this episode sans-ads and get TONS of premium content by joining the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: Imogen Heap Activated

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 3:09


    Lara and Carey consider what it means to live in a world of Minions: Rise of Gru, while Carey deals with the consequences of recently mispronouncing Imogen Heap's name. Lara cements her status as a Cryo therapy devotee, and the two continue their discussion of the AMC Theaters Crisis, with Carey recounting his journey seeing Jurassic World Dominion. And a surprise Reader Mail provides illuminating and juicy insight into the world of cancer-fakers, especially a one Ms. Finch. You can listen to the full episode by becoming a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 30 - Jim Jones in Aunt Sassy Couture, Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 77:40


    Lara and Carey chat about Lara's ODD, Naked and Afraid, and John Hinkley Jr. selling out venues before getting into RHOBH. This week, Erika Jayne takes Crystal under her wing, Sutton throws a temper tantrum, Diana cries behind a napkin, Rinna looks to the birds, Kyle hunts for the perfect kaftan and Garcelle delivers a series of scathing eye rolls. You can hear this episode ad-free AND get access to tons of bonus episodes (and videos) when you join the SUP Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: Desperately Seeking Mango

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 1:19


    Lara and Carey chat about our dogs, Jurassic World: Dominion vs. the OG Jurassic Park, big budget movies being shite, Book of Henry, living in the age of mediocrity, the San Francisco armory building becoming a Stranger Things exhibit, the Disneyfication of the gays, Azealia Banks' Miami Pride moment, showing up for yourself, a special celeb sighting on Carey's JetBlue flight out of Fort Lauderdale, celebrity culture being over, an iconic, murderous elephant being a boss ass bitch, facial journeys, Teal Swan and her hideous interior decor choices, Ezra Miller continuing to start, get some owl reader mail and more!! You can hear the full episode when you join the SUP Patreon. What are you waiting for?! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 30 - Omerta

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 56:24


    Lara and Carey talk about Google's AI being sentient and Rebel Wilson's newfound lesbian love before getting into part two of the Mob Wives Season 2 Reunion. This week, Drita and Ramona go at it, Renee roots for everyone to get back with their exes, Ang talks about her rat ex-bff and so much more. You can listen to this episode ad-free by joining the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 29 - Darked Out w/ Allyn Morse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 92:10


    Friend of the pod Allyn Morse joins Lara for a deep dive into The Deep End before digging into last week's RHOBH. They theorize about what Sutton possibly could have said to trigger Crystal on that fateful night in Tahoe, admire Crystal and Kyle's negotiation tactics, praise Dorit's acting skills, yearn to be whisked away to Punta Mita and so much more. You can hear this episode ad-free and access over 200 bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: Pumpheads LIVE in Philadelphia at City Winery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 2:00


    Lara and Carey throw it back to the olde Vanderpump Rules days of yore and recap Season 4 Ep. 12 for their live show in Philadelphia, aka this week's bonus episode. The gang (minus Stassi and Kristen) descends on Hawaii for fun in the sun, tequila on the beach and tits out in the river. Jax suffers from a gnarly coke bloat/steroid combo, Brittany is young and a little too impressionable, Lala fights to free the nipple, Sandoval was in a place of leg knife and Scheana was blissfully, unapologetically Scheana. Other than the sad goings-on of VPR, Lara and Carey also discuss cloning dogs, scaring Betsy Ross and the gorgeous smells of Philly. You can hear the full episode by joining the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 29 - You Tryin' to Start a War?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 64:38


    Carey reveals a stunningly dark Disney+ truth and he and Lara chat about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman singlehandedly keeping the film industry afloat, The Northman and the Johnny vs. Amber verdict before getting into Mob Wives. The Season 2 reunion kicks off with Joy Behar at the helm asking the hard-hitting questions. Renee's sister makes a couple cameos, Big Ang talks about her implant journey, Ramona and Drita almost come to blows and more! You can listen to this episode ad-free and get access to over 200 bonus episodes as well as premium content for only $6 a month on Patreon. So what the hell are you waitin' for?! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 28 - Live in Minneapolis at the Cedar Cultural Center

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 102:21


    Lara and Carey are LIVE at the Cedar Cultural Center in Minneapolis! They chat about flying first class, networking at The Mall of America and more before getting into this past week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There's a reading from Rinna's book, Rinnavation, a gay exorcism, Parisian couture, darkness and soooo much more. You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to over 200 bonnus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    TEASER: My Body, My Birthday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 1:46


    On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about Lara's birthday, thriving in one's late thirties, entering a place of My Body, PRP injections, lymphatic drainage, falling down a plastic surgery dysmorphia k-hole, buccal fat removal, Instagram filters, Carey FINALLY admits he's an Owlina, Juliette Binoche, Barry, Lara poses the ultimate "Would you rather," Kate Moss testifying at the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial, Johnny Depp's "art" and more! You can listen to the full episode by becoming a patron of the pod. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The Matriarchs of Moozadell Ep. 28 - The Big, Big Bangs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 61:06


    Lara and Carey chat about the coin shortage, new pandemics, natural disasters and more before getting into Mob Wives. Today, Drita and Karen bury the hatchet, Ramona diagnoses Drita as "schizophrenic and possibly bipolar," and Big Ang gets a tattoo, hosts a dinner for all the girls and rocks bangs to the gods! Listen to this episode AD-FREE and get access to over 200 bonus episodes and TONS of other premium content by joining the SUP Patreon.Come see SUP Live!Minneapolis, June 4th @ The Cedar Cultural Center - get tix here.Philadelphia, June 7th @ City Winery - get tix here. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 27 - Right Now It's Grim

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 76:25


    Lara and Carey chat about dogs, the new Teal Swan docuseries The Deep End, modern gurus, new age spiritualism, cult leaders and more before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, Kyle opens a caftan superstore in Palm Springs, Erika Jayne snaps in and out of a blackout, Diana experiences her first store opening, Sutton apologizes to Dorit, Rinna low key shits herself, Crystal relitigates "Clutchgate" and Garcelle directs the entire show. Listen to this episode AD-FREE and get access to over 200 bonus episodes and TONS of other premium content by joining the SUP Patreon.Come see SUP Live!Minneapolis, June 4th @ The Cedar Cultural Center - get tix here.Philadelphia, June 7th @ City Winery - get tix here. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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