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Alisa Starr lives in Seattle. She makes Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. This is her podcast about her Art Life. Listen to her ups and downs as she makes art and sells it. Check out her art here: snarkycards.etsy.com Or more of her rants and

Alisa Starr


    • May 4, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 60 - Prince Charles

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 15:35


    The coronation will be off the hook. I can't wait to see how many eggs eggs

    The Military Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 9:26


    The US Military pollutes it's soldiers bodies, their homes, and then the rest of us. This is actual pollution; toxins they put in the water on their military bases, in the air and the soil. It's fucked up. If you care about soldiers, you will want them to heal their soldiers and stop ruining everything. Here are my sources:https://earth.org/us-military-pollution https://www.ecowatch.com/military-largest-polluter-2408760609.html https://pfasproject.com/2021/03/25/the-us-military-is-poisoning-communities-across-the-us-with-toxic-chemical/https://news.climate.columbia.edu/2020/03/13/fix-recycling-america/

    Nazis

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 3:49


    Watching Nazi's get humanized has tripped me the fuck out.

    Staircase To Millions

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 3:01


    Rich people are so fucking stupid sometimes.

    Pain Vampires

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 7:54


    I have chronic pain. Friends/Strangers and Lovers act different about it. This episode explains to your some weird shit that happens when people see your pain.

    Boob Report

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 6:07


    My boobs are important to the world. And you need to know what is happeneing with them. Occasional boob reports are required. Here is the latest one.

    Ashton And Mila

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 6:10


    America's Favorite Couple need to answer some questions. TW: S.A.

    Old Timey Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 8:22


    The evolution of sex with yourself.

    Not On My Block

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 8:52


    TW: physical abuseThis is what I did when I heard someone being beaten in my neighborhood. Decide for yourself if I did the right thing. Every time a story like this is shared, people have strong opinions on how it should be handled. I really want to hear yours. Moose is my model for the ep; for comfort.

    Trusting A Fart

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 3:14


    Not all farts can be trusted. And sometimes, they can wander. Miriam Margolyes will crack you the fuck up. https://fb.watch/esiAI50ZlH/

    Adopt A Kid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 9:01


    People say some weird shit to me after they read my cards. And the weird shit they say to me changes, from year to year. Gen X vs Gen Z. This was Gen X, 2008-2013.

    Zombie Vs Vaginas

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 8:12


    Alisa pokes holes in the Zombie Apocalypse.

    When I Was Born

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 2:05


    We were all babies. And all babies are gross. This is about that.

    Corey booker and Kentaji

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 2:55


    Why is Corey Booker the only one to back up KBJ?Alienating a supereme court justice also seems like a dumbass move for the Democratic party. They could fucking back her up. Bring an ally requires so little action here.Fucking racist pricks. But that isn't what this episode is about. This episode is a joke.

    Abortion!!! Uh-uh-uh Abortion!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 18:09


    Abortions have always been hard to get. But now we're gonna have to go back to throwing ourselves down the stairs. Wire hangers don't exist anymore. I think a whisk is gonna be the alternative to that. If you're under 20- don't worry! Alot of us remember how to do illegal abortions. We all learned because we thought this day would come. We'll show you how. Alisa says some more stuff like that Alisa got cut off before she read the abortion card. Technical difficulties. Gen X probs.

    I F'd Yr Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 5:19


    TW: Accidental incest jokes.Date a 20 yr old at your own peril.

    Drag The Lake

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 2:20


    Episode 42 - Mike And His Bodies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2022 1:29


    Episode 41 - Do You Like Me Though?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 3:33


    Alisa is reviewing her old relationships now that she is On Medication.She tells everything. Is this episode about you?Maybe. Were you an asshole to her?

    Jan 6: Where Are The Shitters

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 18:55


    Pia Johns Was A Bad Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 7:18


    Pia John's was my friend. She was a badass. She was an art patron. She was a bitch. Her laugh was big. She was good at love.

    Episode 38 - Klonopin: A Long Cat Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2021 15:19


    If you don't like cats DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!!This is a long, kitty meow cat story about Klonopin: the weirdest cat in the world. And Moose; his bestest friend ever.This is a kitty-cat story for people who love cats. If you loooooooove listening to people tell you stories about cats you will never pet: THIS EP IS FOR YOU!!! And only you. Also: there are some Klonopin videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPowLMJey7SRhKvd5m_3l1A if you really, really want to see the cats I'm talking about.

    Episode 37 - Britney Spears And The Loony Bin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 12:57


    Britney Spears isn't the first woman to be legally silenced or held captive by her family. Conservativeship isn't the only way for a partner to control a woman. Alisa talks about the history of Men Shutting Women Up.

    Episode 36 - Change In C%!# Policy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 9:57


    I have had an "Only Big C0$! policy for years. But lately, I've been expanding my penis view. And it has expanded my writing. This episode is about that fallic journey.

    Episode 35 - Portland PD: NHI

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 16:35


    I lived in Portland 10 yrs ago. Seattle and Portland have been the two cities that have seen the most Proud Boy violence in the last 3 yrs. And after the Proud Boys fuck up Portland, they sometimes come straight to Seattle to fuck with us. And they usually do their violent bullying shit in the park next to my apt. They come into town, and people in my neighborhood get beat up.So I've been monitoring the Proud Boys country-wide tour since they started it in 2019. In this ep; I examine proud boy, antifa and police actions and statements, from news stories. I use my knowledge of Portland's neighborhoods to give you context of the events. Hopefully, it can clarify what the fuck happened.

    Episode 34 - DMX: A Love Affair

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 16:47


    Alisa's relationship with DMX has evolved over the years, here she talks about how. Wendy williams is still a genius.DMX was a brave man. And his work is a gift to the world.

    Episode 33 - Queen lizzie Has Some Weird Vagina Preferences

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2021 2:54


    Alisa discovers some shit about the monarchy.

    I Will Sleep Thru The Revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 8:13


    Alisa wanted to let you know all reactions to a violent uprising in the capital are ok.

    Episode 32 -Alisa Goes To The Nose Dr.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2020 9:18


    Alisa had face surgery 2 weeks ago and she wants to tell you all about it.

    SS Ep 9 Watching The Empire Fall

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 14:35


    Alisa and Lydia The TwattaSaurus talk about the food bank crisis and their experiences trying to find a safety net.

    Calling the Teargas Manufacturer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 10:34


    Capitol Hill was tear gassed again this weekend. Alisa was wondering about side effects for her neighbors, cats and dog. She decided to call the manufacturer. Combined Tactical Systems is located in Jamestown, PA (724)932-2177. Their PNW rep is Thomas Bailey (503)930-8395. His email is blackdogapprove@gmail.com. If you ate some teargas this week, you can call them too.

    Episode 29 - Pepper sprayed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 9:43


    Alisa's apartment in capital Hill Seattle is right on the front lines.

    Episode 28 - They'll Shoot Your Eye Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 27:58


    Seattle occupation begins. Alisa describes day 2 of Capitol Hill Seattle protests.

    Ep24: Reopening

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 25:05


    Alisa talks about today's political news from her progressive perspective, her newest art project, and what she's doing to prepare for the future. Alisa Starr song written by Alisa Starr and Ivy Ross Ricci. Singing and guitar by Ivy Ross Ricci. Check out her other work here: www.ivyarts.org.

    A Motivational Speech for The Crazy Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 14:41


    Alisa talks to all the crazy bitches out there. Reassuringly.

    Episode 23 - Alisa Loves Leslie Jordan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 10:38


    Alisa tried her southern accent out, as she revels in the greatness of Leslie Jordan.

    E22 Seattle Stay At Home Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2020 42:35


    Thoughts On Future F$#*ing, Robot Sex, And Our New World

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 18:06


    Alisa outlines her plans for the day and tries to imagine the future of casual sex. Also: Christina Fabien is great. And robot sex is coming.

    Neurotic Period Pandemic Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 12:33


    Alisa finally does some art. And watches TV. And thinks about what our new world will look like.

    Episode 19 - What A Weird Fucking World

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2020 13:51


    Alisa updates you on her Caronavirus Deal.

    weird fucking world
    Episode 18 - Happy Plague: Acceptance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 8:00


    Alisa describes her life in Seattle as she gets ready to quarantine for the caronavirus. She also suggests a new version of marry, fuck, kill.

    Happy Plague: Denial

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 8:42


    Alisa talks about plague preparedness, & her plans for the duration.

    Alisa Starr: Stand Up At Jai-Thai 3/10/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 3:07


    Alisa takes her act to the comedy club. And by comedy club I mean the Tuesday night open mic night at Jai Thai.This set came straight outta her ass.

    Alisa Starr: Too Vulgar For The Castro

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 11:25


    A San Francisco Bookstore sends back their snarky cards. And it causes Alisa to question whether or not her art is worth anything.

    E13 - How To Sell Your Art Update! Plus ADHD Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2020 17:23


    Alisa updates you on her progress making and selling her art in Seattle.

    Cancer's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 3:33


    Alisa is not always feeling cheerful and optimistic. This is one of those days.

    Art Report: What I Did Instead Of Sell Art At The Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 5:51


    Sometimes interrupting strangers and making them look at my art is just terrifying. And I find reasons to stay home, even when I need money. Even when I need to find out if what I made is any good.

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