Something Vaguely Reasonable

On the show this month:   -Kickin' It! -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with our patented Burpguard technology, our boozes of choice, and stunningly little else.   Moving on, we look at some Kickstarters, , , and , as well as an IndieGoGo, .   After that, Largo gives a quick look at and before the crew hits up Netflix Roulette and review , , and .   Join us next time for , , and (yeah, I know, I said while recording. Didn't know that it was a show, not a movie. Sorry.)   Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On this plus-sized show: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with snarfed booze'n'Dr. Pepper, , shilling for a couple of kickstarters that don't exist just yet: (which will pop on January 21st) and (which goes live a week earlier on January 14th), talking more , Largo being stuck in decal hell, the joys of the supply chain, Largo's bass-ackward assembly and painting of his set, the , and, finally, The Boy brags about getting all of Camp Grizzly (which, yeah, you ain't getting cheap.)   Getting into the topic proper, we spoil the shit out of , then we hit up Netflix Roulette with , , and . Join us next time for , , and , won't you? Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with our lack of kinkshaming, tuna-induced Mercury poisoning, Lumpy Space Liver, movie stars who can't not make sound effects with their mouths, movies we'll never watch because people keep telling us we *need* to, and corporate technology horror movie titles. Getting into the topic proper Largo shills for s (thanks to )before talking , then the crew hits Netflix Roulette and review , , and . Join us next time for , , and , won't you? Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin this slightly short show with the return of The Lung Monster, the drinking of Ryan Reynolds, Largo's hot takes on both The Beatles and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Cobalt Hot Wings. Getting into the topic proper, The Boy shills for while Largo shills for , then Largo talks ,  The Boy joins in for , and Sanguinist comes in for Netflix Roulette featuring , , and . We also talk about the , the novel Frankenstein, and . Join us next time for , , and . Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining (what, you were expecting something else?)   We begin the show (yes, it's one of *those* shows) with our new superhero team, Disaster Boy and Insurance Rider, the value of Winnebago research and vodka, Sailor Lithium vs mercury penis injections vs the cadmium bunny, a free hour in the ball pit, The Lasso of Nuts, capitalist meat by-products, negging Full Moon Productions, TMNT Foot fetishes, and the bourbon nozzle from the Barthole.   Getting into the show proper, we take a look at , , and . We also talk about Marvel and Sony reaching an agreement on sharing Spider-Man for just a little bit longer, wishing harm of SyFy for killing Farscape ages ago, the massive cast of Crisis on Infinite Earths, the cancellation of the Hulu Ghost Rider show (before it was even filmed), hopes for both the Sandman and Lock & Key shows, trepidation about Paul Fiege's untitled Universal Monsters movie, , and then we shill for , , , and .   Join us next month for , ,and , won't you?   Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with Sanguinist's parenting tips, our GenCon adventures, cosplay cooling systems, sleep deprivation and child sleep patterns.   Getting into the topic proper, we talk about , , , and . We digress on to Netflix's current horror selection, the cancellation of The Hunt, Largo shills for the , and The Boy rambles about Kingdom Death.   Join us next time for , , and .   Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with a short-lived change of scenery, Largo's bacon consumption threshold, and the origin of Scotch eggs.   Getting into the show proper, The Boy shills for and , Sanguinist shills for , and then we discuss , , and .   Next time, we hit , , and, getting back to our roots of reviewing terrible movies, .   Join us, won't you?   Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this time: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with Largo's Lung Monster trying to kill him while the other hosts try to vamp for breathing room. We then shill for the calendar Kickstarter before reviewing , , and . Join us next time for , , and .   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

  On the show this month:  -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with our usual brand of chaos (well, slightly more sober than usual, not that you can tell), we chat (spoiler free) about our experience, bitch more about Ghost Adventures, and just generally mill about until we finally get on topic.  On topic, we give brief looks at , , , , , . We digress briefly about Largo's new cat, game design, Oops, All Cryberries, and a bad, bad joke.  Join us next time for , , and .   Join us next time when we review, and. Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin with McMotherfucking, The Boy's inability to identify horror icons, poor fast-food practices in Japan, our Thyme Machine, our semi-regular Ghost Adventures bashing, and Largo's failed attempt to talk about all of the movies he's seen since our last show in October.  Getting into the topic proper, we cover , , and .  Join us next time when we review , , and .    Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this... month? Timeframe? Something?  -Something Vaguely Entertaining  We begin the show with a surprising lack of pre-show banter (including Largo's refusal to let what happened in Tampa leave Tampa.)  Getting into the show proper, Sanguinist eulogizes Greg Stafford, Largo gives a casule review of before rambling on a bit about Rodimus Prime caused by his viewing of , Sanguinist talks about finally seeing , and the crew reviews and .  We also end up talking about and other Transformers bits. Since Largo has to go back to Tampa yet again, join us in January when he returns. Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week:  -Something Vaguely Entertaining  We begin the show by catching up with each other (hey, it's been a while), then the Boy shills for , Largo shouts out support for James Gunn, we look at some ComiCon trainers (specifically  , , , and ), we briefly discuss, how Joe Bob Briggs broke Shudder, Largo gives a capsule review of , and then we review our round of Netflix Roulette: , , and . Join us sometime in October for... well, something. We'll let you know.  Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month:  -Something Vaguely Entertaining    We begin the show with the usual drunk antics, Largo's beef with Shudder, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Puddin' Pops, and Largo rages against the toxicity of Star Wars fandom.  Getting into the topic proper, we look at the trailers for and before looking at , , , , , and . Also, as promised, here's a link to the referenced essay on just why Bright sucks. Join us next time or , , and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We start the show with the culinary differences between Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street, Pocket Yeti vs Urban Sasquatch, the Channel Awesome fiasco, Sanguinist's lack of wrestling knowledge, our humble grant request, , and the . Oh, and we don't mention it until the end, but check out the S. Getting into the topic proper, we talk about , , , and . Join us next time for , , , and, with a little bit of luck, , won't you? Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On this month's show:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with Largo passing a kidney stone, guys named Jerry drawing maps, and Kung-Fu Cardiac Surgeons: The Movie.   Getting into the topic proper, we look at the and bid a fond farewell to Toys'R'Us before we review , , and .   Join us next time for , , and , won't you?   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month:  -Something Vaguely Entertaining    We begin the show with a brief discussion about how many folks qualify as motherfuckers, advanced kids, the legacy of Louie Spicolli, and how we don't judge, just advise. Sanginust also surprises the hell out of Largo by telling the tale of .    Getting into the topic proper, we give capsule reviews of and before giving our full thoughts on , , and .  Join us next time for , , and   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On this month's show:  -Something Vaguely Entertaining   Very little preamble this month (largely because we'd functionally been doing show for about an hour and a half before we started recording), so we get into it with , talk quite a bit (including spoilers) about , we raise a glass to the memory of Chiller, then we hit Netflix roulette with , , and . Oh, and I shill for MovieBob's three part episode deconstructing Batman v Superman, . Join us next time for r, , and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On this month's show:   Something Vaguely Entertaining   We start the show with the objectification of young actresses, Largo's well-rounded butt, and summoning Holiday Mary.   Getting into the topic proper, The Boy shills for Kingdom Death yet again, Largo airs his one complaint from the MST3K Kickstarter (and justifies his overspending), the crew dishes on Patreon's colossal fuck-up and unreliable Kickstarters, Sanguinist doubts how well Welcome to Night Vale will translate to TV, and Largo begs Universal to offer the Dark Universe to Guillermo del Toro again.   Moving on to our movies, we give a quick look at and before doing a deep dive on , , and .   Join us next time (and next year) for , , and .   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On this month's show: Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show by rambling insanely about Michael Myers driving KITT, Paranormal Activia, The Phantom Craps, and our upcoming homage to  (so send us your burning questions!) Getting into the topic proper, we discuss a (maybe) new season of , , , , and . Join us in December (hey, the holidays are screwing with our schedules) when we talk about , , and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this month:   -Sanguinist's Science Corner -Something Vaguely Entertaining   Getting the show started, we announce our new status quo and ramble somewhat drunkenly (hey, this is the first time we've physically seen Sanguinist in a while; sue us.) Getting into the topics proper, we discuss how higher CO2 levels have fucked up , have made a comeback, and we raise a glass to . Sanguinist then gives an inadvertent review of before we hit up our lingering Netflix Roulette movies , , and .   Since we borked it on show, the movies for next show are , , and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and  Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We start the show off by basically jumping into the topic before even announcing the topic, talking about and because Largo never did get a chance to see . Largo then launches into his Summer Movie Spectacular, featuring , , , , , , , and .   We then flip over to Netflix Roulette to discuss and .. Join us in (maybe) two weeks for and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week:  -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with the awesome soundtrack that helicopter parents should come with, an unplanned rant about why Ghost Adventures is more (ironically) entertaining than Dead Files, and some general catching up (hey, it's been a while.) Getting into the topic proper, we give a very truncated look at the last couple of episodes of , then we talk about , , and . We also talk about how the show's potential new schedule moving forward (don't fret, kids, we'll still be around.) Join us next time (whenever that'll be) for and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

Just an update on where we aren't. 

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with some Kingdom Death musings, tea parties with Cthulhu, and something dangerously close to politics. Getting into the topic proper, Largo gives his thoughts on , then the crew reviews and . Join us in three weeks for the return of , , , and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week: -Sanguinist's Science Corner -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin this oversized show this week with Winter coming like Peter North, , our 10th anniversary, morons licking Switch cartridges, and our continuing lack of kinkshaming. Getting into the topics proper, Sanguinist tells us how the , then the crew looks at ), , , and . Join us next time for and (yes, we said a different movie on show, but it's no longer on Netflix, so fuck them.)   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show this week with why we don't do , Pinhead's favorite fruit, our greatest hits, and just how damned long we've been doing this. Getting into the topic proper, we look at , the deaths of Bill Paxton and Judge Wapner,   of , ,  and . Join us next time for and , won't you?   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with Superb Owls and Super Bowels, odd dog breeds, our reader mailbag, and some mushroom farming. Getting into the topic proper, Largo revels in sharing the show's pain with , then the crew hits another episode of , and . Come back next time for and . Join us next time for and. Join us next time for Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining     We begin the show with an explanation of why we're not talking about what we should be talking about, delicious lung butter, our marzipan consumption, Largo's mutating mutant ability, and 2017 inheriting 2016's celebrity death agenda.     Getting into the topic proper, Sanguinist shills for , then we look at two episodes of of , and . Join us next time for and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with odd vodkas, planning for the winter, a totally well pitched bid for emails, the entomology of "blowing smoke up your ass" and "having you over a barrel," rectal astrology, a cast-related family announcement, and a potential resurgence of the goth scene. Getting into the topic proper, we talk about the mid-season premier of , , , and . Join us next time for and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show this week with cigar store Indians, paint chips and salsa, why 2017 is going to suck even worse than 2016, heavy metal shit, and less than awesome possum. Getting into the topic proper, we talk about the mid-season finale of , , and . Also, Largo and The Boy give a very quick, spoiler-free look at . Join us next year for and , won't you?   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with , shitty (and non-shitty) nachos, and Largo and Song Spell's Alt-Wright tendancies.   Getting into the topic proper, The Boy shills for the , Sanguinist half-assed shills for , we review an episode of , , and .   Join us next time for and , won't you?   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin this slightly shorter than normal show by waiting for our Sally Struthers ICS kits, Retro Raptors with Rockets, and blinding us with seance.   Getting into the topic proper, we review , , and the Fathom Events presentation of . Oh, and Muppet Caligula.   Join us in two weeks for and .   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with the joys of Standard Time, the 2016 election, cartoons, . an ocean full of splooje, and . Getting into the topic proper, we review another episode of , Largo and The  Boy give thoughts on and , and the crew reviews and . Also, Largo gives a quick eulogy for and .   Join us next time for , eh?   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week:   -Something Vaguely Edible -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with Devil's Night, The Boy's boyhood, The Great Knotted Ones, and Largo's desire to own all of Good Eats. All of it.   Getting into the topics proper, we talk Arby's Pork Belly sammiches, donut burgers, , , and .     Join us next time for our next entry in Netflix Roulette: , won't you? Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with hot distillery action, fun at the county fair, theories about who is still listening to our old episodes, breakfasts of evil, and interesting phones. Getting into the topics proper, we episodes of , , , and . Join us next time for our next entry in Netflix Roulette: , won't you? Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week: -Well, That's One Way to Get A Head -Not so Down Under -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with why Dragon Ball Z sucks, Power Naps, a follow-up from last week's show, and some mechanical work, if you know what we mean (...nope.) Getting into the topics proper, we look a a Russian programmer who has volunteered to become the , why Australia isn't as far down under as , the season premier of , and our first Netflix Roulette entry, . Join us next time for . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with Netflixing and Chilling, (followed by some bad taste of our own), and a mention of a new Kingdom Death Kickstarter that we can't link to yet because it hasn't started yet. We start out with respects paid to , better known as the voice of Zorak and Moltar on Space Ghost Coast to Coast, then we discuss the end of our 100 movie odyssey: , , , and, due to differing copies of the box set, a twofer of  and . Join us next time as we get caught back up with the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and start Netflix Roulette with . Join us next time for and, won't you? Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week:   -Sanguinist's Science Corner   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin this show-and-a-half with Hercules Day weekend, whom you can hire for a sammich, why Alpacas are the D-Listers of the animal world, why we're all exhausted this week, and why The Boy can get behind .   Getting into the topics proper, Sanguinist talks about , the crew makes movie (and Blu-Ray) plans, Largo and The Boy talk about why YouTube is dangerous to their father, butt plugs for all, Largo shills for the new , and Sanguinist shills for .   We then review The Legend of Bigfoot , , , and . Join us next time for and , won't you? Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week:   -No More Sex Pigs Have the Power... -Sanguinist's Science Corner -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We start the show by shaking our ash, an army of dancing pecs, and surprise rectal reconstruction surgery.   Getting into the topics proper, we take an unplanned look at Olympic stupidity, talk about the , look at a , comic book fans lose their shit over the in the next Spider-Man movie, Largo touts the joys of the new Amazon production of , and the crew reviews and . Join us next time for and , won't you? Don't let us suffer alone. Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We're back! We begin the show James Hetfield as the Kool-Aid Man, some Metallica reviews, and The Boy's scatalogical history.   Getting on topic, we review the final episode of the season for 12 Monkeys, Largo talks about the high points of his trips to San Diego Comic Con and (with The Boy) Gen Con, Largo and The Boy give their spoiler-free thoughts on ,  then the crew finishes out by reviewing and .   Join us next time for and , won't you?   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

On the show this week:   -Diamonds are for Never -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with Random Roulette Pretopic: Shatner tweets, Hades got the short end, neutered monsters, Omen vetrinarians, reaping the whirlwind, and green shoes. We start with why are Millenials buying diamonds. Turns out, people are broke. We then discussed the concept of bastard children of history. We then move on from economic doom and crushed carbon crystal to the temporal doom of 12 Monkeys followed by quick capsule review of .  This is the brief break before then moving on to the pain that was the and . Catch us next time in three weeks for our coverage of and . Also, if you see Largo at Comic-Con, say hello.   Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week:   -Brexit, Sausage, and Eggheads -Tylenol: The Everything Medicine -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show with head trauma, National Blow Your Fingers Off Day, Sanguinist's mutant ability, and Largo's social life. Getting into the topics proper, we talk about the long range consequences of Brexit, how Tylenol can kill more than pain, two episodes of 12 Monkeys, and and . Digressions include accidental blowjobs, Iceland's ability to combat carbon emissions, McDonald's touch screen ordering, and a follow-up to Hydra Cap (and Largo's comics buying in general). It's a pretty scattered show, kids. Join us next time for and . Email us at: . Twitter:   and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week:  -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin the show by raising a garden with necromancy and Eldritch Farm remembering. Getting into the topic proper, Sanguinist shills for a Kickstarter for Mutant Crawl Classics (which hasn't quite launched yet), the , the opening of the to the public, a couple of episodes of 12 Monkeys, a capsule review of , and full reviews of and/or . We invite you to join us next time for and .   Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin this slightly-short show with low-hanging, chocolate-dipped scrotums, nurturing the mind of a proto-human (also known as Toddler Wrestling), and The Rock as Doc Savage. Getting into the topic proper, we look at two episodes of 12 Monkeys, give capsule reviews of and , and then dig deep into the pain of and . Oh, and we also talk about Captain America being a Nazi. Join us next time for at least one of the following films: and/or .   Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.  

On the show this week:   -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with how The Rock is not guest starring on our show, the special cocktail of scents filling Largo's house and why (and the story of his week from hell), the Spears-to-Carey glitter ratio, which Colonel Sanders has the best disembodied anus. Largo also tells the tale of a good convention in a depressing, abandoned mall. Getting into the show proper, we review the latest (at the time of recording) episode of 12 Monkeys, the two part season finale of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and . Join us next time for 1980's .   Email us at: . Twitter:  and Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.