Forgive Us Our Cines

Were you as enthralled with the Netflix/A24 series, BEEF, as we were? Then have a listen! Costarring Ali Wong and Steven Yeun, what started as a road rage incident unravels into something with much more depth and substance.

The Joker ain't laughing no more. Follow the Duo as they cover Ari Aster's new film, Beau is Afraid. A horror movie that'll have you questioning your own anxieties and stressors until you find yourself in a whirlpool of dark thoughts... happy listening!

What's up everyone and welcome to the warren, or burrow, if you will. We discuss the 1978 film Watership Down in this episode and we get deep(ish). Don't let the movie poster fool you, the rabbit in the snare is delighted to be here.

The conversation is up in the air as the duo talks about the 2023 film Air. Join them as they give you the give you the info you didn't know you needed to know. From how MJ found his first pair of AJs to red shoes banned at $5k a game, here's the story behind the legend. 

In this episode we touch on the following:1. Covid-19 & Artificial Intelligence2. The Illuminati's (or some secret society's) HQ - the Denver AirportGrab your tin foil hats and get in on the fun!

Lights, camera, murder! This week, we're unraveling the twisted masterpiece that is Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope"!

Do you believe in the American Dream? Tony Montana sure does. Let's get into it as we explore this Cuban refugee's life in the Miami drug scene in Brian De Palma and Oscar Wilde's 1983 classic Scarface starring Alfredo "Al" Pacino. Insert mandatory "say hello to my little friend" here.

From this week's special guest start, ChatGPT:In this episode of our comedy podcast, we're taking on the classic 1993 drama "Philadelphia" directed by Jonathan Demme and starring Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington. Despite its serious subject matter, we're going to find the humor in this film and give it a fresh perspective.Join us, your two favorite hosts, as we poke fun at the sometimes heavy-handed themes of the film, including discrimination, AIDS, and the legal system. We'll discuss the finer points of Tom Hanks' performance, Denzel Washington's role as the skeptical lawyer, and the film's epic soundtrack featuring the likes of Bruce Springsteen and Neil Young.Of course, we won't be able to resist cracking some crass jokes here and there, but that's just part of our charm. We'll also take a few detours to talk about our own personal experiences with the film, whether it's crying our eyes out or being bored to tears.So, if you're in the mood for a lighthearted take on a heavy hitter, tune in to this episode of our comedy podcast. We promise to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even learn a thing or two along the way.-ChatGPTUmmmm, I think ours are usually way better.

This week on FUOC, we're diving into the timeless classic, Good Will Hunting! How do you like them apples?Join us as we discuss the genius of Matt Damon's Will Hunting, a janitor turned mathematical prodigy, and Robin Williams as his wise, loveable therapist. So grab your trusty chalk, solve some equations, and come hang out with us on this emotional rollercoaster ride through self-discovery and growth.Don't forget to bring tissues, laughter, and a willingness to embrace the beauty of life's simple pleasures!

Welcome to another tantalizing episode of FUOC! This week, we're sinking our teeth into the provocative French horror coming-of-age film, 'Raw' (2016). Directed by Julia Ducournau, this movie tells the story of Justine, a young vegetarian who discovers her inner carnivore after a bizarre hazing ritual at her veterinary school.In this episode, we'll dissect the movie's unique blend of horror and coming-of-age elements, exploring the powerful themes of identity, family dynamics, and the boundaries we push in the face of societal pressure. We'll also take a closer look at the incredible performance by Garance Marillier as Justine and the artful direction that makes 'Raw' such a standout film.Just a word of warning: You might never look at a chicken nugget the same way again. 

This week's episode covers the most-awarded film of all time apparently...Everything Everywhere All At Once. Meet us in the FUOC dimension where we discuss its Oscar wins and so much more. Did we mention it's an A24 film? Yea? Keep that in mind.

Somethings a message can get lost in translation, or transience, or in Ani's case....transit. Hear our take on Denis Villenueve's 2016 sci-fi time bender - Arrival. (But seriously, how did Amy Adams not win an Academy Award for this?!?)

A Forgive Us Our Mine covering the duo's thoughts on the Oscars 95. Who won? Did they deserve it? Who knows. 

In a world where Jude Law is once again a handsome man struggling with being handsome, the duo talks about the 1997 sci-fi film, Gattaca. Tune in to see if you can be one of FUOC's 5 lucky winners for an all new GMO baby. Conditions apply, but not physical or mental conditions cause we can modify them out. Now, I just need to find my CRISPR scissors...

So you want to have it all, huh? Nothing better than a good old-fashioned trial run before we say "I do". Would you be down for polyamory? See what we have to say about Oli and Zoe as they try it out in this "documentary" about their open relationship in "There's No I in Threesome."

Season 2 comes to a close with a very special 3-part episode on the hit tv show Community! In this episode, the duo talks about the first half of Community, covering seasons 1-3. Find out what has Kertese so livid over Senior Chang and why Ani's mouth is on fire, all in part 2 of the 3-part season finale. 

Season 2 comes to a close with a very special 3-part episode on the hit tv show Community! In this episode, the duo is joined by some special guests as they revisit their time as resident advisors. Remember to check out the other two parts as they come out! 

Please join us in this week's laugh as we discuss the critically acclaimed dark comedy, "Blazing Saddles". 

Get Out of here. You can't fool Us Jordan. No sir. Nope. Oh wait, that's what the duo is talking about this week. Join them for some extraterrestrial fun as they dissect Jordan Peele's newest horror film, Nope!  CAUTION: Horse girls may be disturbed by some of the subject matter.

From the depths of a metaphor-crammed basement, the duo escapes to bring y'all an episode on the film that flipped people on their heads and left them asking, " did anyone catch what the subtitles said?" FUOC presents to you, Bong Joon-Ho's Parasite!

"Great movie, too Bad they destroyed another Chevelle." -jac"I just saw "The Other Guys" tonight also. It sucked that they destroyed 2 Chevelles!" -stroobydoo"My wife and I just got back from seeing this movie. Yes they destroyed not one but two Chevelles! Damn. I can only hope the actual cars destroyed were dolled up rust buckets. But even so still...." -Junkyard Dawg

Through fire and darkness the duo rises to take on one of Disney's dark age movies. Find out what makes The Black Cauldron such a raw uncut gem in this very special Pringle/Hot Ones sponsored episode. *not really. But please feed these two. Now go forth and listen for the Horned King rises... 

A mine (LOL) for our minication. We had a great time Chicago, can't wait to come back.

Whether you're a scientist or a Scientologist, this week's episode has something for you! From high flying action, to Tom Cruise, to more flying action and some more Tom, the duo brings you both Top Guns for an all immersive cockpit experience. 

You ever wanted to be a Klansman? Learn the vocab? The rituals and such? Well, join as we choose not to join and watch baby Denzel do it instead. 

As scientists it is our duty to work for the betterment of mankind. As weird scientists it is our duty to fulfill our deepest desires at any cost!! Join the duo along with Robert Downey Fetus, as they plunge into a wacky adventures of Weird Science!

Comedy or Horror? Neither! Masterpiece! Please join us in laughter as we embark on our first and last holiday with Death (and Grazia).

This week we have a special introduction, the gaming arm of FUOC, Forgive Us Our Wines! Follow along with the Lands In Between's best podcast as the duo talk about their worst movie theater experiences and Ani dies multiple times at the hands of a particularly difficult foe.

You'd need some kind of three pronged device to kill these roommates cause they're armed to the teeth and don't give a flying flippity flip about bloody dishes. That's right folks, this week, the duo is talking about the Taika Waitit/Jermaine Clement co-directed masterpiece, What We Do in the Shadows!! 

In this episode, Kertese and Ani discuss the carnage that lies within The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Leatherface wields his chainsaw in a grizzly game of stranger danger. Guilty or not guilty? Allegory or not allegory? Acting or not acting? You be the cannibal judge. Hit us with your verdict in the comments or review section!

The most philosophical questions are quite often a reflection of life and the path it takes us on. No movie touches on this more than the Oscar nominated, Click, starring Adam Sandler! Join the duo as they travel back to a simpler time and reminisce.

Kertese sins. Ani wins. Kertese has committed the cardinal sin of watching Studio Ghibli films in ENGLISH plus Chipotle sins against Ani and boy oh boy do they pay! Please enjoy our presentation of our admiration for Mayao Miyazaki's Laputa: Castle in the Sky.Follow us:https://www.instagram.com/forgiveusourcines/https://twitter.com/fuocpod

Enter the watery depths of Wes Anderson's "Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" with the duo as they try and remember how to record a podcast. Will they be able to slay their allegorical beast or will they be devoured bringing top notch entertainment. Honestly, some great work tho. 

Welcome or Welcome back FUOCERS! Let's shake the rust off of our mic stands and ease into season 2.

A quick mini for the Oscars. Hear our take on the infamous hi five Willy gave to the other Rock.  Some updates on the other winners. Mostly just blabbering about things you may or may not care about. As per tradition, we didn't actually "watch" the Oscars. 

With 48 years of show biz experience between the two of them, Kertese and Ani decided to impart their knowledge to their fans in an all inclusive 15 part podcast with small easily digestible episodes like, "And Frontier Justice For All". You can purchase it now for the small price of $19.99 + tax. Rates apply per month.But in all seriousness, thank you all for an amazing season 1. We've had a great time making these episodes and we can't wait to show you what we have in store for season 2! This has been Forgive Us Our Cines.

The duo throws caution to the wind and follow the white rabbit down the hole. Where will it lead? Find out in this week's episode!!!

One fairy tale sci-fi? Coming up! Explore Steven Spielberg's extravagant world plagued by climate change, yet complimented by humanoid artificial intelligence, child labor, and.....aliens? Anyway, Teddy says it's no big deal, Meryl Streep saves the day. 

The world is burning!!!! What will we do about? Make a podcast of course! Follow the duo as they talk about the Netflix film, "Don't Look Up" and discuss pressing social issues such as climate change, social media, and much more! 

This one goes out to all my FUOC squad! Keep your heads up and know all is well.

FUOC is honored to present the first podcast to EVER be mass communicated through the world using new technology we call "siren songs." Listen now to hear how their epic adventure for Dapper Dan ends!

Everybody! Andy's coming! Let's throw it back to our childhood and revisit one of the greatest sequels of our generations.

Follow the duo as they realize they're not in New York anymore. No no no, bouncing in between the 60s and present day, the duo must navigate through Edgar Wright's psychological thriller whilst trying to instill that KNOWLEDGE upon y'all. 

Join us in our discussion of two short film from two very talented directors. "Two Cars, One Night" from Taika Waititi and "The Strange Thing About the Johnsons" from Ari Aster. 

"A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that is is the year 10191. [...] In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. [...] The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune."    -Frank Herbert

In this frightening episode, the duo find themselves in a heated debate on whether the Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas Movie!! 

Depositions + Chickens x Meta - Rashida Jones = A Good TimeJoin us in celebrating this Aaron Sorkin and David Fincher collaboration, The Social Network featuring excellent performances from Rooney Mara, Andrew Garfield, and Jesse Eisenberg as The Zuck himself.

Follow the duo as they enter the video game world of "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World" and ascending different levels to make it to the final boss!! All whilst uncovering what makes the movie so amazing!!

You better mind your pints and quarts when you step on our turf. Remember that not only does cinema touch us on a personal level is also an opportunity for us all to commune and breaketh breadeth. Please enjoy our simmering takes, pet peeves, and top tier tips in this impromptu episode.

Would you pass all six rounds? Join in as we jump from game to game in this week's installment of FOUC featuring Netflix's Squid Game. Ani has some great insights about the creator Hwang Dong-hyuk as well as some Easter Eggs. Meanwhile, Kertese tags along.

In this week's episode, we talk about the Quentin Tarantino movie, "The Hateful 8". Will we get lost amidst the snowy mountains or make our way to Red Rock?? Find out on... FORGIVE US OUR CINES!!