The Dope Theory Podcast

SPECIAL GUEST NEW YEARS EPISODE!Ben Flippen joins us again for another round of shenanigans! We talk about married life, beating you kids at video games and is honey mustard a sauce or a dressing! Join us for the close out of a lifetime. FUCK THE OMARION VARIANT!

Special Guest- Shareef AllmanJoin us for another dope ass episode with local author, artist and hometown hero.

Welcome to another SUCIO BOYZ episode of the best podcast on earth. We talk Kanye vs Drake, baby keem and Kendrick, and where Tesla boy nigga ah ha. Enjoy! Oh stay off the milk crates… oooh. Fuck ya daddy let's go!

The boys are back with that sucio feeling you know and love.

SUPER SPECIAL FATHERS DAY EPISODE! Join us!

THE CAPTAINS OF SUCIO ARE BACK! Special guest Mike Osborne! He teaches us his Jedi mastery of working security. We also talk some shit and play some games too. LETS GET IT!

THE BOYS ARE BACK! This weeks special guest is Jawsh Crespo A.K.A. JawshOnTheBeat. He swung by to talk about the music industry from a producers standpoint. He talks about his life adventures, drops some knowledge, and give future producers advice. We also play a new game called "Fact or Cap"! Come join us for an amazing new episode of the dopest show in the land!

Welcome to the 75th Episode of The Dope Theory Podcast! This week we have on future fashion moguls from Forgotten Goods, Dorian And Mickey. We talk about the future of fashion, what it takes to be successful and we also play over/under/proper-rated. Come Join us for another amazing episode.Also visit their websitewww.forgottengoods.comand their instagram: @forgotten.goods

The Boys are back after a little break to find their chi. They talk about what they did during the break. We play Over/Under/Properly- Rated. RIP DMX. Who is smoking on the Chauvin Pack??? Lil Nas X is making music of the times. Join us on an episode where I had to cut out half the music... Damn Copyright bullshit lol. Enjoy!

*Special Guest Episode* We have our boy Aonehunnit who is an up and coming RnB Singer/Songwriter from San Jose! We talk about the music industry, where he got his start, What his challenges were and what new things are on the horizon for him. We play a game called Over/Proper/Under-Rated. We talk about who drake is giving his flowers too and more. Join Us Y'all!.. Sorry about the audio this week. Erik fucked up lol.... We still learning aight.

SPECIAL GUESTS! CrossFaded Kitchen's Alyssa and Jess join us this week! We talk about trying to make it in the podcast world. How they came to be cross faded. What our dream guest would be! Who's cheeks are getting munched on and more. Please visit CrossFaded Kitchen on the link down below!https://linktr.ee/crossfadedkitchen

Welcome to the first ever Dope Theory Podcast Video! Woo Woo! The boys are back to discuss what Valentines day is really about. What happens when we eat spicy food? Some weird and crazy crime stories. Donald Glover is spreading his wings to Amazon Prime Video. KimYe is no more? WandaVision... Please watch it! Tory Lanes! What is that on your head? Congrats to Osaka! Join us and remember to like, subscribe and share! GO TO OUR YOUTUBE!

Welcome back to part 2! We finish off from where we left off last week except this time we call Darian and he schools on the current state of football... And no I didn't fix your intro! Join Us!

Hooray! Kevin is back from his banishment! Lina also joins us for a phone call and we have a question for her.... THIS WEEK IS GONNA BE LIT PART 2 COMING NEXT WEEK!

Tell Lady Whistledown the Sucio Boyz are here to drop dope knowledge wit her! Join us!

ONCE AGAIN A NEW YEAR! ONCE AGAIN A NEW US! AND ONCE AGAIN NEW DOPE THEORIES! BUCKLE UP IT'S 2021 Y'ALL!

PART 2 OF EPISODE 65! LAST EPISODE OF THE YEAR... MAYBE! I DON'T KNOW, WE ARE IN LOCKDOWN SO YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES! LOVE Y'ALL, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. PEACE AND LOVE!

SPECIAL GUEST CHANCE MCKENZIE JOINS US. HAPPY LOCKDOWN FOLKS!

Yeah we're smart, nasty and gifted... But you love It! Join us for the epic conclusion of last weeks episode featuring Johnny Blaze!

AYOOOO NEW SPECIAL GUEST EPISODE WITH OUR HOMIE JOHNNY "BLAZE" PICAZO. WE TALK THE ELECTION AND HOW WE COULD NEVER BE CANNIBALS. JOIN US AND ENJOY!

The bash brothas are back for part 2... I was born In 89 by the way lol.

WE ARE BACK! Its the Bash Brothers to give y'all the vibes In the streets and the bars to move them cheeks!

We are back… to start an only fans and quit podcasting. Come join us and send money!

New Co-hosts, more news, more ratchet times! Join us for stuck In the house part 2.

Special guests, new segments and big announcements! 

Stuck on you!

PART 2 OF LAST WEEKS PODCAST! WE PODIN' HARD NOW DURING THE CRISIS!

Still on quarantine but I had my homie Joewell break the rules to come join us this week. Lets goooo!

Fuck around and get rona'd! fuck a description! You know what time it is. Join us!

We back! and this your brain on drugs… We talk about what we did for the break. We play a game of whose racist in Sonoma. I talk about the pressure of couples massages. Corona is trying to kill the world but we have the cure… SIKE but I can make y'all laugh. R. Kelly is mega nasty man. We talk about turning 31. McMillions is a good show. Steve Spielbergs daughter is doing some things on camera y'all need to see. Don't steal in  SF, unless you want to. Florida Man wants to fix your teeth. MEGAN THEE STALLION! Uzi drop his album finally. USHER has a burning confession alright. Join us foo!

Papa Woo is my super special birthday guest this week! We talk about fatherhood and what it takes to survive in this day and age. We play our favorite new game of Over/Under. We talk about the beating the bronze bomber took. The Astros did cheat! Who will be the top shotta in the NBA. Where they shooting p-no at? USC is for the children! RIP Pop Smoke! People love the way Erikah Badu box smells. If you let Ja Rule do you taxes then we cannot be friends. Time to be Buzzlight year! People are doing weird things with their money... JOIN US AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!

Wooo! The Bandit is back for a great episode. We talk about Valentine's Day and the age old ritual of dropping of Daaakk instead of a gift. We discuss some dating questions. DMX is tryna tell us something. Come on Chaka Khan... don't hate me. It's raining strippers! Stealing from Jesus is an auto ticket to HECK! Harriet Tubman is reppin for Wakanda. Fake Wu Tang financial. Kehlani is coming for YG's neck. Amber rose makes things interesting. There's a virus name corona and it will get you free pornhub HD! Join us folks

REST IN PARADISE KOBE AND GIANNA! It's a sad and somber day on the dope theory. We talk about the tragic passing of the great legend Kobe Bryant. I give some words of wisdom during these trying times. Charlamagne gives some weird gifts. How do you spend your pornhub time? Akon is the real life black panther! The Super Bowl is upon us so let's take a pic. OBJ is after your cheeks next! Someone just set a strip club record y'all! We need more closed caption in porn or someone's gonna get sued. More porn talk and then a little rap up! Join us!

BACK AGAIN FOR THE NEW YEAR! The bandit recaps his new year party and how he tapped into his third eye. We figure out what our New Years goals should be. We almost go to WWIII! I don't wanna survive R Kelly anymore more. DaBaby hits a nigga wit apple juice. Grinder date gone wrong. Football predictions! We talk new music and future picking his 8 millionth baby mama! YG gets robbed and boosie has beef with the Kappas! Dave Chappelle give us some good words for the times.

SPECIAL GUEST EPISODE WITH AMADOR “THA ONE” IN THE BUILDING. WE TALK ABOUT LIFE AND HOW WE CAME TO MEET. WE DISCUSS THE WAYS OF MARTIAL ARTS AND HOW HE CAME TO TEACH IT. BRAND NEW GAME OVER/UNDERRATED. WE STILL TRYNA PROMOTE THIS ONLY FANS. EDDIE MURPHY IS ON THE RISE. STEPH CURRY WHIPS IT OUT. 3  BLIND STRIPPERS WALK INTO A BAR… HAIRCUTS ARE DANGEROUS. DR DRE IS MAKING MORE THAN BEAT IN THIS DECADE. DON'T BE AFRAID OF THAT FACIAL. THE TRASH IS OUT OF HAND. JOIN US WILL YA!

VERY SPECIAL PSYCHEDELIC CHRISTMAS EPISODE! The bandit is having a good time and can you guess on what? We talk about the values of the holidays and what this new year will bring. Subscribe to the dope theory only fans where all the hot podcast action happens. Fitbit is messy! Wakanda can trade with us! Who did let the dogs out and why! Tekashi update! Real hip hop will have its place. Keyshia and OT still got beef! Don't smoke cigarettes bruh... Join Us!

AYO! PODCAST THERAPY IS IN SESSION! I talk about my drunkenness in 2019. Can we reach new heights in a new year?!?! I talk about my new job allegedly. I have a statement about the homeless. O-o-o it's drug talk... you knooow... we talk this past weeks fights.  Relationship gangbang is a real thing. Robbin' season is in full effect.  RIP juiceworld. Who gives a fuck about beef when you're rich. Snoop Dogg wants to help your kid sleep. Smart house equals death. Join us!

HOLIDAY VIBES ARE IN FULL EFFECT! NEW LOGO TOO! We talk the holidays and why you have to work that ass for daddy this season. The bandit gives his take on some mini florida man cases. We talk a little about Kanye and his most recent album. Somebody Is smoking crack In a strip club?!?! Red table Is messy as fuck. Dolomite review. Billie D Williams Is giving out the D. UPS Is moving that weight. Drakes baby moms made some art for the pope. Don't get caught faking phone calls. I give my final thoughts on how to do a gender reveal.

SOLO MODE! We are back to our solo roots this week. I am chillin talking about the upcoming holidays. POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH REVIEW IS GOING DOWN. I break my cardinal rule a little bit. Someone is eating dessert out the toilet. The Brown Bomber beats someones ass. Men can stop having babies too. Tesla wants us to drive polygons. Don't bleach your skin. Let Michael Jackson be dead yo. I give my 2 cents on Kaep Gate. Nip gets some Grammy nods (RIP) Disney Plus might be racist. Ja Rule got lucky. And Omarion supports his best friend to do his baby mama. LEGGO!

THE SAGA CONTINUES!!! The drunkness reaches new heights. We give our theories on an old Chris brown case. El chapos son is a beast. Christian tells us a super funny dark secret. Don't work for Christians McDonalds lol. We review the Kanye album sort of. Kylie Jenners song sucks. New AirPods are here to make people feel poor. We give the drunkest out to to date. Join us!

SUPER SPECIAL GUESTS EPISODE. BEN IS BACK IN THE BAY! WE ALSO HAVE YOUNG CHRISTIAN ON THE MIC. WE TALK ABOUT BENS TRAVELS TO NASHVILLE. WE TALK ABOUT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO GET WEED IN THE SOUTH. HOT CHICKEN VS THE POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH. PLANS FOR HIS WEDDING. WE DO A DEEP DIVE ON WU TANG. A GUY LOSES HIS LIFE OVER A POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH. A TEACHER DOES BLACK FACE… AGAIN. TOM BRADY WANTS YOU TO BE HIS NIGGA TOO. THIS IS PART ONE OF THIS EPISODE, SO JOIN US FOR THE CONCLUSION NEXT WEEK. BLOAW!!!

SPECIAL GUEST SPENCER MOORE! The good genius stops by to talk about his travels and his photo projects that he's working on. We play our favorite game of would you rather? We discuss a bar in Missouri that may be trying to kill us. Whiskey tide pods. We talk about the state of the mcu, what new movies he's seen and what to watch out for. Elton John is disappointed by lion king. We give our perspective on what movies we want to see be made. The universe is slanging rocks at us like crack heads. We have some final thoughts like Jerry Springer. Come join us this week!

SPECIAL GUEST YEMA JOINS US THIS WEEK!!! We talk about his life in the comedy world! His travels abroad and teaching in the motherland. We play would you rather? The joker is on our minds and we speak on spin offs that we can and can't fuck with. A kid uses Johnson and Johnson drugs and grows rich man boobs. We talk about rih rih and her protest of the super bowl. Tekashi  may be the hip hop plant of the century. We see if the fortnite cocaine is the bees knees. PS5 is on the way! Come join us

The one leg scratchy bandit is back and white claws almost took my life. I talk the stress of Bay Area living and the new purge black out! I can't enjoy the NFL right now. How do you slip in the shower? Some guy gets his cap split over a chicken sandwich. T.I. New top 50 rappers list! Florida Judge incident! Champagne papi vs OG champagne papi. We talk women's NBA and how I shouldn't own a sports team. Lavar ball stealing his own balls. Fuck Whiteclaws and come join me!

SPECIAL GUESTS! Kevin Jr. and Joewell joins us this week! We talk about hot girl summer and some girl dives in. The game of would you rather has us captivated.We talk the current AB news and our picks for this weeks games! Hide your Airbnb cause people tryna have weird sex in it. Terrance Howard opens his third eye. Tekashi 69 is tellin on everyone! Dave East has a threesome and it turns violent. Da baby's new album is awesome. We aren't scared of Nick Canon. Kevin think aliens aren't real and we gotta set him straight. iPhone update has us slaves to technology. DoorDash is hacking our food. Someone may have been banned or not... come find out this week!

BACK ON SOLO MODE! This week The Bandit has a brush with death.... kinda. He gives his review on hard seltzer and if he can get Truly lit. We give some shout outs to people who deserve it. He gives his take on the Dave Chapelle stand up and how good it is. AB is hated by many but still brings in touchdowns. Tekashi update because we can. Florida news doesn't ever disappoint. Wu Tang: An American Saga is dope. New music review on IDK. Nicki Minaj is gonna hang up her butt. And finally legalize it foo! Join us this week!

SPECIAL GUEST ANTHONY “AB” BALDINI! We sit down for great convo on some dope shit. Anthony tells us how he's gonna become a senator and how child acting was a thing for him. "Would you rather" is for the people! I tell a tale about a demon hamster. The shit talk continues about the NFL. Some lady wants a bigger pussy. Ring is trying to trap you! New Kanye is coming and we are here for it. Pornhub gets nasty to save the planet and scientist are doing weird things. Fuck it bruh. Let's get lit for 3 hours!

SPECIAL GUEST ASHLEY P! Bandit and his girlfriend talk that shit this week! We go into the Popeyes chicken craze. Someone has never had a Big Mac! We look at discontinued McDonalds food. Lupe is tryna make coke legal. Breaking bad has one last thing for us. Hasbro is more gangster than all of us. Ja Rule is back again with more nonsense. Marvel is on the rise and Sony is a traitor. The amazon is burning and I hate it. Mark Zuckerberg doesn't give a f***! Join us this week for more dope shit!

IF YOU REALLY WANNA PARTY WITH ME?! Back again for another dope episode. We discuss how the bandit lives where crack heads know no fear. In Florida the weed must hit different because Florida man is back. Did Jay-Z sell out? Catcalling might get ya wig split... U-G-L-Y but at the airport. Nasty nigga Kelly. Do yourself a favor and watch the boys on prime video and mind hunter on Netflix. Mulan got some shit to say to the people. Another week of dopeness because all we do is dope shit.

PODCAST TRAPPIN'!!! We out here homies. The bandit is talking about the act of analingus. We talk about dieting and how it frustrates me.We discuss the current affairs of raising a kid in the Euphoria age. Juul's are doing bad shit to good people. AB is acting like a hoe. Disappearing pervert... Then we click our heels 3 times and wish chase would forgive American debt. Someone is pulling guns on DoorDash and they are from Florida. FUCK THE ICE RAIDS! Don't stream De La Soul for a good reason. Hip hop top 50 is shameful. Let's go hack an iPhone for some money! Join me this week!

MUY SERIO ONE LEG BANDITO. The bandit is back to talk about the weekend and the plain summer nights. FUCK THESE MASS SHOOTERS! We get serious and talk about the gun debate. The Dope Theory has some ideas for banging on the first date! I give my solid as a brick argument for The Wire! Football is back bitch and is the bandit here for it? Klay Thompson said don't count out The Warriors and Tristan Thompson is still a weird worm holding an L. Rocky is out the Swedish hell on earth. Chance the rapper delivers a so-so album. Join on the new Monday drop day dope heads!