Crush Fictionally

Double trouble but twice as nice. That's how we would describe the story lines for our latest favorite fictional characters. They are living double lives in order to make the most of the time they have. On this episode of Crush Fictionally, the very funny and extremely talented Jessica Coyle ("Make Up Talk Show" podcast) joins as we talk about our favorite fictional characters pretending to be someone else. Jessica jumps right in to help us figure out what we really like about these characters who are playing the long con of a double life. Is their double life justified by well-meaning intentions? Will their intricate web of lies just hurt the ones they love? If you've ever wanted to be someone else, this episode just may help you find the right motivation. Put on your glasses, slick back that gorgeous mane, and head over to The Daily Planet to get the scoop. Or, brew a cup of tea, slap on your favorite meringue mask, and say hEELLL-OOOhhh to this episode. Making us do a *double* take and stealing our hearts this week: Clark Kent (Dean Cain) of Lois & Clark, Walter White (Bryan Cranston) of Breaking Bad, and Mrs. Doubtfire (Robin Williams) of Mrs. Doubtfire. This week's small business shout-out: Red Planet Books and Comics (Albuquerque, NM)

At Crush Fictionally, we firmly believe two things: age ain't nuthin but a number and timing is everything. On our new episode we are joined by the lovely and charming Joy Brunson – actress, acting coach (The Joy of Acting), and new best pal. We bask in the glory that is Joy as she brings the perfect energy along with her insightful perspective to this episode. The three of us discuss how women are perceived and received based on their age, what life experience has actually taught us, and that shirking society's imposed expectations can be extremely liberating. With Joy's help, we have a whole new outlook on life. So pack your bags, call up your friend who will support your life decisions, and take a much deserved trip over to our latest episode. We guarantee a great time! Aging like a fine wine and capturing our hearts this week: Stella (Angela Bassett) of How Stella Got Her Groove Back, *all* of THE Golden Girls (Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White, and Estelle Getty) of (dramatic pause) The Golden Girls, and Frankie Bergstein (Lily Tomlin) of Grace and Frankie.

You love him. Or maybe you hate him. There really is no middle ground when it comes to Larry David on “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. On the latest installment of Crush Fictionally, we take an in-depth look at the fictionalized version of real life multi-hyphenate Larry David. With the help of culinary master, iconic sandwich maker, and our favorite web series star Chef Brian Tsao, we discuss how our favorite character from this quick-witted HBO series can be both polarizing and low key likable. Together we discuss our favorite “Curb Your Enthusiasm” moments, which Larry David predicaments we would most likely find ourselves in, and the ensemble of fictional characters who have captured our hearts. You can watch Chef Brian's laugh-out-loud and very meta web series “Pro Chef Reacts” today while preparing yourself for Mission Sandwich Social opening in Brooklyn, NYC soon. Mission Sandwich Social will be serving THEE best sandwiches, which frankly we'd hop on a plane for. Hopefully after listening to this episode, you're encouraged to watch or re-watch “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. But, if you choose not to, then to quote Larry, all we can say is: (shrug) “Eeh, ok.” Winning us over and making us cry with laughter this week are: Larry getting roped into an awkward dinner party (Season 1, Episode 3), Larry's fight with Ben Stiller during Ben's birthday party (Season 4, Episode 2), and Larry's spite store based on a petty feud (Season 10, Episode 10). We also have love in our hearts for: Jeff, Leon, Susie, Wanda, and Krazee-Eyez Killa. This week's small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago)

The only thing better than an unexpected twist is the mind-blowing double-cross-cross that you never even saw coming. This new episode of Crush Fictionally is action packed – we are joined by crime fiction writer Joe Ide. Joe brings his insight and expert guidance as we examine what characteristics make up a cool, fictional detective. Of course cool is a subjective term so as we break-down our preferences, we consider the role mystery, solitude, honesty, dedication, instinct, and natural intellect play in developing a quintessential detective. After imparting solid life *and* writing advice, we bow down to Joe's amazing ability to create fascinating character arcs, witty dialogue, and remarkable plot developments. You can find Joe Ide's IQ book series (“IQ”, “Righteous”, “Wrecked”, “Hi Five”, and “Smoke”) at your favorite local book store right now, with “The Goodbye Coast: A Philip Marlowe Novel” hitting shelves very soon. Arresting our hearts this week: Harry Hole of the fictional crime book series from Jo Nesbø (although played by Michael Fassbender outside of the novels), Mare Sheehan (Kate Winslet) of Mare of Easttown, and Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey) of True Detective. *************** SHOW INFO Crush Fictionally is produced and edited by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Adventure. Is. Out. There. On this new episode of Crush Fictionally, we are taking a closer look at the world of fearless (fictional) adventurers. To help us on our journey, we've brought expert help. Enter Groundling, actor ("The Last O.G.", "Bajillion Dollar Propertie$", "Superstore"), and cool adventure-seeker Ryan Gaul. Ryan swoops in bringing laughter and excellent storytelling to our discussion about the best fictional characters who are tackling (fictional) adventures of a lifetime. Together, the three of us discuss the uncomfortable feelings of taking on anything new for the first time, the solid advice to offer someone going on an adventure, and what you would call a hot nerd. Ya HERD?! Rescuing our hearts this week: Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) of (almost all of) the Indiana Jones movies, Xena *the* Warrior Princess (Lucy Lawless) of Xena: Warrior Princess, and Ezekiel Brown (Daniel Radcliffe) with Benny the Teen (Steve Buscemi) of Miracle Workers: Oregon Trail. -------- SHOW INFO Crush Fictionally is produced and edited by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Look out! This latest episode of Crush Fictionally is firing on all cylinders and racing through the busy streets of the City by the Bay. Our theme is planes, trains, and automobiles. Or more specifically, we are discussing our favorite fictional characters who are in, using, or stuck on some form of transportation. For help on this topic, we called in reinforcements. At the helm and guiding the way on this fun voyage are friends, movie and VHS aficionados, and cool hosts of Rewind Wednesday at Balboa Theater in San Francisco Ashley Graham and Chloe Ginnever (@balboatheater). With the charm and likability of a young Tommy Callahan, Chloe and Ashley help us examine how life is a journey and which fictional character we'd choose for our trip. And if we learned anything from Kim's trip to Curaçao, it's that no man is worth getting on a no-fly list for. Who are our ride-or-die picks this week? We are making room on our door for Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) *and* Rose (Kate Winslet) of Titanic. Revving our engine is Robert Wilson (William Shatner) of Twilight Zone's "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" episode. And we are riding into the sunset with the Sundance Kid (Robert Redford) of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. -------- SHOW INFO Crush Fictionally is produced and edited by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

What is it about the unexpected that draws us in? Why do we tend to root for the unlikely hero? Well this *may* be a case for Bert Macklin, FBI or the pivotal questions for your favorite gals. Crush Fictionally is back in action! In this brand-new episode, we are joined by charismatic duo and clever podcast hosts Muriel Montgomery and Nick Casalini ("Hella in Your Thirties", "Muriel's Murders"). With insightful help from both Nick and Muriel, we discuss whether a fictional underdog can be the main character, how an understated character can make up for what they lack, and how drive and conviction can make the most unlikely of heroes the most likeable. Who are we rooting for this week? Tune in to this bug circus troupe to find out: Samwell Tarly (John Bradley) of Game of Thrones, Brick Bardo (Tim Thomerson) of Dollman, Flick (Dave Foley) of A Bug's Life, and Andy Dwyer (Chris Pratt) of Parks and Recreation. This week's small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago) -------- SHOW INFO Crush Fictionally is produced and edited by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

What’s happening? As we reminisce about the golden age of television that raised us, we think about all the funny women from black TV sitcoms who created show-stoppable female characters, memorable moments, and instantly quotable dialogue. With help from graphic designer and assistant editor of news and entertainment at PureWow Nakeisha Campbell, we take a closer look at some of our favorite entertaining ladies. What makes these female characters so watchable and ground-breaking? Which sitcom characters paved the way for the storylines and characters we see today? With Nakeisha’s help we answer these questions, decide which female characters we would actually be friends with in real life, and agree that today’s tv theme songs can’t come close to the classic jams that introduced 90’s black tv sitcoms. Making our hearts go “Ooooooohhhhhhh, I’m teeeelllin’!” this week: Synclaire James (Kim Coles) of Living Single, Gina Waters (Tisha Campbell) of Martin, and Dee Thomas (Danielle Spencer) of What’s Happening!! This week’s small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Our sights on set on space and we have stars in our eyes as we dedicate an episode to the entire Star Wars franchise. With all the coolly named characters in the Star Wars galaxy to choose from, selecting a #1 fictional crush proved more difficult than previously anticipated. But fear not! We enlisted the expert assistance of educator, tattooer, and author (“Sigh, Gone: A Misfit’s Memoir of Great Books, Punk Rock, and the Fight to Fit In”) Phuc Tran. With astute understanding of Star Wars lore, we trust Phuc to guide us through this legendary collection of characters and pilot our fictional X-wing towards supreme laughter and heightened consciousness. Together we discuss which complex Star Wars characters resonated with us the most, how family can and cannot define you, and why the galaxy appears to be the most diverse location of all. Between this episode and Phuc’s beautifully written memoir, you may just become one with the force and it with you. Making our hearts travel through hyperspace this week: Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) of the Star Wars series and Chirrut Imwe and Baze Malbus (Donnie Yen and Wen Jiang) of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. This week’s small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

We want feminist men! When do we want ‘em? Now! We are taking to the streets this week to declare our love for men who support women. Enter actor, writer, improviser, and fellow feminist Anna Salinas. Join us as we declare our love for fictional male characters who truly respect, fully support, and actively listen to their fictional female counterparts. This week we discuss why we are so drawn to nuanced characters, why there doesn’t need to be a romantic connection for a man to support a woman, and why a male character being a feminist might be the hottest fantasy of all. It may be a man’s world, but it means everything when a male character champions the rights, dreams, and successes of ladies on-screen. Seeing women as equals and making us swoon this week: Jamie Fraser (Sam Heughan) of Outlander, Don Draper (Jon Hamm) of Mad Men, and Randall Pearson (Sterling K. Brown) of This Is Us. This week’s small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Are you ready for a trip back in time? Let’s go! On this week’s episode we are taking an in-depth look at the wonderful world of kids’ cartoons that shaped our childhood. Joining us on this insightful journey is comedian, writer, improviser, actor, and astute advice-giver Ruby Marez. Together we sweetly examine how you CAN go home again with the power of magical memories and activating your third eye with proper self-care. Because if you really think about it – it’s the animated shows we watched as children that taught us ethics, morals, and the importance of confidence. Ruby brings incredibly mindful energy to this episode as we revel in the multi-faceted aspects of kids’ cartoons. We find it’s these brilliant shows and movies that shaped our feelings, our minds, and our opinions on how to tell a good joke. Tugging at our heartstrings this week: All the Care Bears from The Care Bears Movie, Bernard (Bob Newhart) from The Rescuers, and Spinelli (Pamela Adlon) from Recess. This week’s small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Kim and Michelle never thought they would be in the business of solving mysteries. But here they are trying to unravel the answer to April’s biggest question, why isn’t Delroy Lindo nominated for an Oscar for his emotionally rich performance as a Vietnam vet in Da 5 Bloods?! Why?! Join us as we take a closer look at some of our favorite Oscar categories to discuss who the winners should be. Although we aren’t mad at the number of female and first-time nominees, we ARE mad that some exceptional standouts like Regina King, Spike Lee, and Alan Kim are noticeably absent from this year’s list. Together we chat about Kim’s love/hate relationship with awards shows, Michelle’s feelings towards the thought-provoking stories told this year, and why we hope Judas and the Black Messiah, Minari, The Sound of Metal, and A Promising Young Woman are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to representation and well-deserved recognition. This week’s small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a good belly laugh must be worth a million dollars. We are making it rain on this episode as we talk buddy comedies! We are here to answer important questions like: what truly makes us laugh, what makes a solid friendship, and which characters and jokes stand the test of time? Enter lovely couple Emily Bolt and Preston Geer. Emily is an improviser and actor, and Preston is a screenwriter, actor, and producer. Together they are the dynamically funny hosts of the What’s Your Movie podcast. With expert help from Preston and Emily, we chat about what quotable dialogue make us laugh the hardest, which fictional pals remain unmatched, and why the chemistry between Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker is impressively magical. This delightful episode will hit you in the heart not here, or here so much, but riiight here. Making us laugh and capturing our hearts this week: Lloyd and Harry (Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels) of Dumb and Dumber, Seth and Evan (Jonah Hill and Michael Cera) of Superbad, and Lee and Carter (Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker) of the Rush Hour trilogy. This week’s small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Watching a fictionalized story from another time can be so romantic. But where are all the BIPOC characters? History is diverse and we think more period pieces should be too. As we look at movies and tv shows set in other time periods, we long for BIPOC characters who aren’t relegated to stereotypes or bit parts. To help us look at period pieces to find ones we love and explore what we wish they could be, we enlisted insightful help from Sangeeta Singh-Kurtz, senior writer for The Cut at New York Magazine. Together we examine what fundamental elements make a period piece completely immersive, why we wish there were more period piece characters like the BIPOC characters we *did* find, and when Brad Pitt will stop being peak Brad Pitt. We think you will find Sangeeta's take on this episode just as charming and impressive as her writing for The Cut. Expanding our hearts to another time this week: Achilles (Brad Pitt) of Troy, Billy Rocks (Lee Byung-Hun) and Red Harvest (Martin Sensmeier) of The Magnificent Seven from 2016, and Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) and Red (Morgan Freeman) of The Shawshank Redemption. This week’s small business shout-out: Semicolon Books (Chicago) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

As Sharon Jones so confidently sang, “Tell me you love me. Tell you care.” But doing it right is easier said than done. Professing your love can be anxiety-inducing and to quote De La Soul: stakes is high. To discuss the important elements of a genuine declaration of love, experienced assistance was required. Enter critically acclaimed authors, New York Times bestselling novelists, and funny friends Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings. Having written over 26 books spanning Adult Fiction and Young Adult Fiction, these long-time writing partners and best friends write under the combined pen name of Christina Lauren. With books full of amazing fictional characters and wish-it-happened-to-you romance, Christina and Lauren know a thing or two about how to weave a captivating declaration of love into impressive storytelling. Tune in to hear us discuss whether we believe in destiny, soulmates, and if Timothée Chalamet looks like an Italian shoe in Little Women. Making our hearts flip this week: “As you wish” from Wesley (Cary Elwes) in The Princess Bride, “Ditto” from Sam (Patrick Swayze) and Molly (Demi Moore) in Ghost, “I’ve loved you since we were kids” from Sasha (Ali Wong) in Always Be My Maybe, and “I wanna be where you are” from Marcus (Randall Park) in Always Be My Maybe. Pre-order the latest book from Christina Lauren titled “The Soulmate Equation” through Semicolon Books (Chicago) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

According to Mark Twain, clothes make the man. If this is true (and it is) then we believe the mask makes the crusader. We also believe that a stylishly appropriate mask takes any fresh ensemble to the next level. To help us take a closer look at masks worn for protection and why some emanate an undeniable air of mystery, we called in help from comedian / actor Chris Mack and writer / comedian Elizabeth Stanton. These two funny friends and podcasts hosts (“Show Me What I’ve Been Missing”) amp up the laughter exponentially as we discuss whether our fictional crushes are more appealing with or without their masks, why there isn’t an entire album based on the Darkwing Duck theme song, and what would be the most appropriate response to a human-sized talking turtle. Making us say, “Damn! Who was that masked man?!” this week: Batman (Michael Keaton, Christian Bale, Adam West, Val Kilmer, Will Arnett) of the Batman franchise, Dredd (Karl Urban) of Dredd, V (Hugo Weaving) of V for Vendetta, and Din Djarin (Pedro Pascal) of The Mandalorian. This week’s small business shout-out: Breakaway Records (Austin) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

If you’ve ever looked in your dog’s eyes and waited for them to speak, you’re not alone. Often times it’s non-humans we feel a very human connection with. On this episode, we examine what truly connects us to non-human fictional characters. To guide us, we’ve brought along comedian, writer, and podcast host (“Lizard People”) Katelyn Hempstead. With insight, empathy, and enthusiasm, Katelyn helps us define what makes non-human characters so fascinating, why we can emotionally connect to characters who aren’t even real, and why Andy Serkis’ Caesar might be the only ruler our planet will ever need. Capturing our hearts and reprograming our circuit boards this week: Data (Brent Spiner) of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Caesar (Andy Serkis) of Rise of/Dawn of/War for the Planet of the Apes, and Wall-E (Ben Burtt) of Pixar’s Wall-E. This week’s small business shout-out: Breakaway Records (Austin) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

It’s the love of a lifetime. It’s the right amount of everything - a little bit of this but not too much of that. It’s romance based on the perfect match. In order to make the perfect match, you definitely need an eligible bachelor. With masterly help from sisters, reality tv connoisseurs, and podcast hosts (“Trust the Bachelor Process”) Alex and Sarah Franklin, we break down true love for all the right reasons, how ABC could actually build a better Bachelor process, and what characteristics make a fictional bachelor oh so eligible. In it for all the right reasons and accepting our final roses this week: Ted Lasso (Jason Sudeikis) of Ted Lasso, Jess Mariano (Milo Ventimiglia) of Gilmore Girls, a young Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich) of Solo: A Star War Story, and Heimdall (Idris Elba) of Thor. This week’s small business shout-out: Breakaway Records (Austin, TX) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Similar to Brick Tamland, we brought *both* a trident and a bazooka to this Golden Globes knife fight to kick off awards season. On a very special episode of Crush Fictionally, co-hosts, funny gals, and long-lost sisters Kimberly Truong and Michelle Viray are here to help the best of the best battle it out. Upon further examination of this year’s Golden Globe nominations, we found that quite a few key players were missing. To remedy the situation, we’ve added our rightful favorites and deserving storytellers to the list of Golden Globe nominees. Together we review how Michaela Coel and Spike Lee deserved so much more, why Jared Leto needs nothing from anyone, and which stories resonated with us the most. Who would we thank if we won a Golden Globe? Definitely you for listening. Tune in to hear who captured our hearts and who we think the ultimate winners should be. __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

We aren’t shy about our love of supporting successful women and watching strong female leads on the silver screen. With assistance from improviser, writer, and multi-faceted man about town Ronnie Adrian, we review the many roles of Ms. Sandra Bullock. Together we discuss what makes Sandra Bullock’s characters so captivating, the Sisyphean efforts of female characters when it comes to fictional romance, and why seeing Sandy act is comforting to our collective souls. At the top of our Best of Bullock list this week: Lucy Kelson of Two Weeks Notice, Debbie Ocean of Ocean’s Eight, and Gracie Hart of Miss Congeniality This week’s small business shout-out: Bloom & Plume Coffee (Los Angeles) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

When it comes true love, it’s always the thought that counts. In a month that celebrates all kinds of love, we’re here to examine the grandest of gestures performed by some of our favorite fictional characters. With the expert help of the man with the golden voice Zachary Webber - musician (Night Darling), actor (Grey, Beyond the Rising Tide), and real-life crush - we discuss true love, what makes a gift so meaningful, and the kind of grand gestures that can break our hearts into a million pieces. Capturing our hearts this week: Dad (Gary Lewis) and Mrs. Wilkinson (Julie Walters) of Billy Elliot, Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) and William Thacker (Hugh Grant) of Notting Hill, and Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) of Ghost This week’s small business shout-out: Bloom & Plume Coffee (Los Angeles) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

This episode, we’re exploring fictional characters who’ve gone through some huge identity transformation (body swaps, snatchers, false identities, you name it!) and why it’s cool to fantasize about being other people. Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crushes and podcast hosts, Cruz Flores and James Kislingbury (A Quality Interruption). Who we’re crushing on this week: Mike O’Donnell (Zac Efron & Matthew Perry) from 17 Again, Prince Naveen (Bruno Campos) from The Princess and the Frog, Starman (Jeff Bridges) from Starman, and Punished “Venom” Snake from Konami's Metal Gear video game series This week’s small business shout-out: Breakaway Records (Austin, TX) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

This week we’re exploring fictional scary hot guys, their unyielding loyalty, and why a bad dude cannot - under no circumstances - have a bad haircut. Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, author (America's First Female Serial Killer: Jane Toppan and the Making of a Monster) and podcast host (Everything Trying to Kill You), Mary Kay McBrayer. Who we’re crushing on this week: Driver (Ryan Gosling) from Drive, Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall) from Dexter, and Stanley Kowalski (Marlon Brando) from A Streetcar Named Desire This week’s small business shout-out: Breakaway Records (Austin, TX) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

We’re discussing our favorite fictional mother characters who truly break the mold, why Jennifer Lopez was snubbed from an Oscar/Golden Globe nomination, and the real-life women in our lives who have lent a motherly hand. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crushes and podcast hosts, Anna Hossnieh and Shereen Lani Younes (Ethnically Ambiguous). Who we’re crushing on this week: Ramona (Jennifer Lopez) from Hustlers, Carmela Soprano (Edie Falco) from The Sopranos, Celie (Whoopi Goldberg) and Sofia (Oprah Winfrey) from The Color Purple, and Erin Brokovich (Julia Roberts) from Erin Brockovich This week’s small business shout-out: Strand Book Store (New York, NY) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Imagine a world with no Bill Murray... Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA! This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, comedian, actor and podcast host, Matt Catanzano (Late Fees with Matt & James) to reveal our favorite fictional characters played by the man, the myth, the legend: Bill Murray - and yes, he has a secret 1-800-number! Who we’re crushing on this week: Dr. Peter Venkman of Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II, Felix of On The Rocks - all played by the incomparable Bill Murray This week’s small business shout-out: Red Planet Books & Comics (Albuquerque, NM) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Whether they come in peace or not, you know that we love ourselves some extraterrestrial characters. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, writer, musician, and improviser Peter Byrnes (aka pb) to reveal our fav fictional aliens that got us screaming, “WE WANT TO BELIEVE!” Who we’re crushing on this week: Grogu (aka The Child) of The Mandalorian, Beldar & Prymatt Conehead (Dan Akroyd, Jane Curtin) of The Coneheads, and The Shimmer of Annihilation This week's small business shout-out: andthebee premium crafts - an Etsy shop __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Y’all didn’t think we were gonna close out the year without a top crushes countdown, did ya?? This week, Michelle and Kim are counting down the top 10 movies and TV shows that gave us hope, strength, and sometimes even more anxiety in the Year of the Dumpster Fire... 2020, BYE! Many thanks to our listeners, our guests, and Campfire Media for your support this year! Here’s to an awesome 2021 ahead. __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

When it comes to fictional musicians, we’re total groupies. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, podcast host, and music journalist Dakin Hardwick (Spinning Platters Presents How Did I Get Here?) to reveal our fav fictional musicians that got us hitting all the high notes. Who we’re crushing on this week: Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Hedwig (John Cameron Mitchell) of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and Rita (Cheryl Pollak) from The Heights This week’s small business shout-out: Birchbark Books & Native Arts (Minneapolis, MN) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

People keep asking if he’s back and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah! We’re thinking KEANU IS BACK. Excellent! This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crushes, podcast hosts (Guilt Free Features), and Keanu stans, Janet Kim and Karen Wang to reveal the fictional Keanu characters that got us like whoaaaaa... Whether you’re an FBI agent or not, be sure to strap in because this pod isn’t dropping below 50 mph! Who we’re crushing on this week: John Wick of the John Wick franchise, Jack Traven of Speed, and countless others played by the wonderful Keanu Reeves This week’s small business shout-out: Birchbark Books & Native Arts (Minneapolis, MN) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

It’s the most wonderful time of the year… to crush on those fictional characters that get us into the holiday spirit. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, renowned chef (Beat Bobby Flay, Chopped), and musician (Loss Becomes), Brian Tsao, to reveal the naughty or nice fictional Christmas characters that give us, whoa-ohhhh, tidings of comfort and joy, COMFORT AND JOY! Who we’re crushing on this week: Jack Skellington (Danny Elfman, Chris Sarandon) of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Buddy (Will Ferrell) of Elf, and Willie (Billy Bob Thornton) of Bad Santa This week’s small business shout-out: Strand Book Store (New York, NY) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

When it comes to those powerful villains from sci-fi and fantasy, are they really all that bad? Or just badass? This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, filmmaker (Certainly Never) and author (The Indestructibles), Matthew Phillion, to reveal the fictional bad boys and girls who hurt so good. Who we’re crushing on this week: Loki (Tom Hiddleston) of the Thor/Marvel Cinematic Universe, Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) of Star Wars sequel trilogy, and pretty much everyone in Westworld This week’s small business shout-out: Red Planet Books & Comics (Albuquerque, NM) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

They may have supernatural powers that we can’t understand, but our adoration for these spectacular beings needs no explanation. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, actor (Grey, The Wish Collector), and musician (Night Darling), Zachary Webber, to reveal the fictional characters that have put us under their spell. Who we’re crushing on this week: Geralt of Rivia (Henry Cavill) of The Witcher, John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan) of The Green Mile, and Spike (James Marsters) of Buffy the Vampire Slayer This week’s small business shout-out: Birchbark Books & Native Arts (Minneapolis, MN) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

The British are coming! The British are coming! And bloody hell, we’re chuffed to bits about it. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, marketing expert, and Brit, Charlotte Williams, for a proper chinwag about our favorite fictional fit Brits. No, we’re not taking the piss, mate - tune in! Who we’re crushing on this week: Spike (James Marsters) of Buffy the Vampire Slayer; Sam (Toheeb Jimoh), Nathan (Nick Mohammed), and Roy Kent (Brett Goldstein) of Ted Lasso; and Mark Corrigan (David Mitchell) and Jeremy "Jez" Usborne (Robert Webb) of Peep Show This week’s small business shout-out: Strand Book Store (New York, NY) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Look, we may be grown-ass women, but we still love ourselves a story about young love. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crushes, Allie Jennings and Mia Schauffler (hosts of the podcast, P.S. I Love Rom-Coms), to discuss our favorite fictional crushes from teenage romance movies. *passes note* Will you go steady with us? Circle YES or NO

Ahh, the early 2000s... A new millennium that brought us new hopes, new dreams and of course, new crushes. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, practicing witch, and podcast host, Bex Carlos (Tu Tía Bruja) to discuss our favorite fictional crushes from the early noughties. Y2K...? More like Y2YAY! Who we’re crushing on this week: Trent Lane (Alvaro J. Gonzalez) of Daria, Ben Covington (Scott Speedman) of Felicity, and Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) of X-Men This week’s small business shout-out: Bloom & Plume Coffee (Los Angeles) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

A wise man once said, “Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.” Solid life advice if you ask us. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush and marketing guru, Todd Cadley (President and CMO of Manual Labor) to discuss our favorite fictional mobsters. Leave the gun, take the cannoli, and tune in. Or fuggedaboutit! Who we’re crushing on this week: Omar Little (Michael K. Williams) of The Wire, Chan Wing-yan (Tony Leung) of Infernal Affairs, and Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) of The Sopranos This week’s charitable organization shout-outs: The National Girls Collaborative Project and DonorsChoose __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Okay, so maybe they’re not exactly the moral compass of a story, and maybe they’re not always the most reliable, and sure, they're probably making some real dumb decisions all along the way - but that’s exactly why we love these perfectly imperfect heroes. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, actor, and writer, James III (All That, Black Men Can’t Jump [In Hollywood], Astronomy Club) to discuss our favorite fictional antiheroes. Who we’re crushing on this week: Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton) of Beetlejuice, Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) of The Princess Bride, and Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) of Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey This week's small-biz shout-outs: Leigh’s Books in Sunnyvale, CA and Vroman’s Bookstore in Pasadena, CA __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

When it comes to a good horror character, you know it’s gotta have us SCREAMING... For one reason or another. *wink* This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, actor, and improviser, Jacquis Neal (Culture Kings Podcast) to discuss our favorite fictional characters from [insert suspenseful music]... HORROR! Who we’re crushing on this week: Atticus (Jonathan Majors) of Lovecraft Country, Adelaide and Red (Lupita Nyong’o) of Us, and Abby (Chloë Grace Moretz) of Let Me In This week's small-biz shout-out: Bloom & Plume Coffee (Los Angeles, CA) __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Riddle me this... Riddle me that... Who’s in LOVE with the big black bat? This week, Michelle and Kim are talking favorite Batman characters with real-life crush, actor, and superhero, Mishka Thébaud aka Shockwave from Amazon Prime’s hit series, The Boys. Supes on supes on supes?! Our heads very well may explode. Who we’re crushing on this week: The Joker (Heath Ledger) of The Dark Knight, Catwoman aka Selina Kyle (Michelle Pfeiffer) of Batman Returns, and John Blake (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) of The Dark Knight Rises This week's small-biz shout-outs: Leigh’s Books in Sunnyvale, CA and Vroman’s Bookstore in Pasadena, CA __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

A heroic woman isn’t always going to be “likeable” - but that’s exactly why we love her. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, writer, Bikram yoga teacher, and heroic woman, Caroline Yu. In honor of our real-life crush, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we’re dedicating this episode to the fictional heroines who’ve captured our hearts and minds. Rest in Power, Notorious RBG. Who we’re crushing on this week: Angela Abar aka Sister Night (Regina King) of Watchmen, Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter, Gal Gadot), and Sabine of Immortals After Dark: Kiss of a Demon King (Kresley Cole) This week's shout-out: Phenomenal Woman Action Campaign __ Show Information Crush Fictionally is produced by Peter Byrnes. Original music by Edith Mudge. Artwork by Rose Feduk. Have a crush-worthy episode idea? Slide into those DMs... Instagram: @crushfictionally Twitter: @crushfctionally Email: crushfictionally@gmail.com

Nothing hits home like an inspirational sports story. Get it, “hits home”? This week, Michelle and Kim step up to the plate with real-life crush and sports enthusiast, Al Suarez, to discuss some legendary fictional characters from your favorite sports movies. Added bonus: we got a hilarious true story about IRL sports legend, Rickey Henderson. The movies we’re crushing on this week: Bull Durham, The Sandlot, and Cool Runnings This week's shout-out: The Jackie Robinson Foundation jackierobinson.org/ Have an episode idea? Slide into those DMs... instagram.com/crushfictionally/ or twitter.com/crushfctionally

Step aside, Prince Charming! Yes, you’re cute and stuff but you got NOTHING on the incredible Disney animated characters we’re highlighting this episode. This week, Michelle and Kim are cracking open the Disney vault with real-life crush and actress, Emily Bolt. We’re dropping some fun facts about your fav Disney characters, and well, you ain’t never had a friend like us. Who we’re crushing on this week: Maui (Dwayne Johnson) of Moana, Aladdin (Scott Weinger) of Aladdin, and Beast (Robby Benson) & Belle (Paige O’Hara) of Beauty and the Beast This week's small business shout-out: andthebee premium crafts etsy.com/shop/andthebee Have an episode idea? Slide into those DMs... instagram.com/crushfictionally/ or twitter.com/crushfctionally

Yes, of course Wayne’s World would be Wayne’s World without Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody - NOT! This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, Dakin Hardwick (music journalist, managing editor of Spinning Platters) as we hit the metaphorical PLAY button on some amazing movie soundtracks that helped bring to life some of our most cherished fictional characters. Who we’re crushing on this week: Josie and the Pussycats, The Karate Kid, and The Wedding Singer Please support these organizations that are working hard to save live music venues and events: Save our Stages saveourstages.com and We Make Events www.wemakeevents.org Have an episode idea? Slide into those DMs... instagram.com/crushfictionally/ or twitter.com/crushfctionally

Love is strange. And sometimes, we fall in love with strange people - or in this case, strange fictional characters. This week, Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush and music composer extraordinaire, Edith Mudge (Queer Eye, Project Runway, The Real Housewives) to divulge our most embarrassing fictional crushes. But listen up: when it comes to fictional crushes, there ain’t no shame in this game. Who we're crushing on this week: Adam Sackler (Adam Driver) of Girls, Tyler (Shia LaBeouf) of Peanut Butter Falcon, and Ronnie Cammareri (Nicolas Cage) of Moonstruck This week’s shout-outs: Girls Inc. girlsinc.org and School of Rock schoolofrock.com Have an episode idea? Slide into those DMs... instagram.com/crushfictionally/ or twitter.com/crushfctionally

Michelle and Kim NEED. MORE. SPACE. So they’re back with Rudy Boehmer of NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory to ask some last lingering questions about the final frontier. This week’s charitable organization shout-outs: The National Girls Collaborative Project https://ngcproject.org/ and DonorsChoose https://www.donorschoose.org/ Have an episode idea? Slide into those DMs... instagram.com/crushfictionally/ or twitter.com/crushfctionally

Rest in Power, King. Learn more about the early signs of colon cancer and support these cancer-fighting charities: https://www.elitedaily.com/p/12-colon-cancer-charities-to-donate-to-in-chadwick-bosemans-honor-32640342 Please help kids achieve higher education through The Jackie Robinson Foundation: https://www.jackierobinson.org/

Space… The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Crush Fictionally podcast. Its continuing mission: to explore strange fictional worlds, to seek out new crushes and new characters, to boldly go where no podcast has gone before! (Too deep a cut?) Michelle and Kim are joined by real-life crush, Rudy Boehmer (an actual NASA rocket scientist) to discuss our favorite space-themed fictional crushes. Is this episode outta this world? As Chewbacca would say, “Grwwwrrrwwwaa!” Who we're crushing on this week: Chewbacca (Stars War), Dr. Ryan Stone (Gravity) and Mark Watney (The Martian) This week’s charitable organization shout-outs: The National Girls Collaborative Project https://ngcproject.org/ and DonorsChoose https://www.donorschoose.org/ Have an episode idea? Slide into those DMs... instagram.com/crushfictionally/ or twitter.com/crushfctionally

Big celebrity names... Fight scenes... Daring adventures... Maybe an explosion here or there… When it comes to summer blockbusters, it’s fun for everyone! And just like these box office hits, Michelle and Kim are pulling out the big guns! This week they’re joined by real-life crush, PJ McCormick (Upright Citizens Brigade, Harold Night) to talk favorite fictional crushes from summer blockbusters. YIPPEE-KI-YAY, mother-lover! Who we're crushing on this week: Peter Parker (Spider-Man), Dr. Henry Wu (Jurassic Park), and Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) This week’s shout-out, the one and only United States Postal Service: https://store.usps.com/store/home Have an episode idea? Slide into those DMs... instagram.com/crushfictionally/ or twitter.com/crushfctionally

Okay, look, Michelle and Kim just need to talk about Back to the Future a bit more. If you enjoyed the Time Travel episode, tune in to this mini bonus episode for more time travel - or make like a tree and GET OUTTA HERE! This week’s charitable organization shout-outs: The Michael J. Fox Foundation michaeljfox.org/ and Lebanon Red Cross supportlrc.app/ Have an episode idea? Slide into those DMs... instagram.com/crushfictionally/ or twitter.com/crushfctionally

Kim and Michelle are going back in time to find their favorite fictional crushes and GREAT SCOTT, this episode is full of fun facts about your favorite time-hopping characters. No Deloreans, phone booths or hot tubs required! Who we're crushing on this week: Marty McFly and Doc Brown of the Back to the Future trilogy This week’s charitable organization shout-outs: The Michael J. Fox Foundation michaeljfox.org/ and Lebanon Red Cross supportlrc.app/

A wise man once said, “Live every week as if it’s Shark Week.” (Thank you, Tracy Jordan.) That’s right, Michelle and Kim are talking fictional sharks, sharks, and more sharks with real-life crush, Greg Smith (Upright Citizens Brigade, DopeTown 3000, Quick and Funny Musicals)! And yes, you’re gonna need a bigger boat. Who we're crushing on this week: Dory Sief (Search Party), Madeline Ashton and Helen Sharp (Death Becomes Her), Ned Plimpton (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou) and of course, THE Shark of all time (Jaws) Shout out to Mort Garson's Plantasia album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZkR3PyHTs0 This week’s small business shout-out: Bloom & Plume Coffee (Los Angeles) bloomandplumecoffee.com/