Jones’n 2 Branch Out

 We're back—this time for real, for real! Life has been lifing, but we're here to catch you up on everything. From making it back home after Vegas to holiday woes, we're diving into it all.  • Intro: We're back at it! 3:17  • Vegas Recap: Finally home! 4:18 • Back to Business: Lysha B Creative 23:36 • Election Talk: 30:15 • Holiday Woes: It's that time of year… 32:34 • The Jones'iNtroverts: 36:30 Join us for a mix of laughs, reflections, and real talk in this episode!” Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

We know, We know. We're way off posting schedule but at this point if we don't get make it home in time, a new episode would've released by August. Thanks to my Uncle for letting us use his gear to record. Then we ran into another issue, we got Sick in Vegas. When it rains it pours and it rarely rains here. We have all this to blame thanks to American Airlines. Don't worry we discuss EVERYTHING about that, and Ryan isn't done, not until some sort of compensation.Timestamps:0:37 - Intro2:19 - Vegas Traveling, The Airline from hell9:45 - What we've seen on the trip19:15 - Who Gets Sick during the Summer...and a Heatwave25:48 - Lysha's Experience: Dinner and the Strip33:07 - Let's get back to this Airline from Hell47:44 - We got more but We Gotta Get back home. Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

In this episode, we catch up on some great movies we binged and discuss why the 4th of July is overrated for us. We also get into why we (Americans) are obsessed with Mukbangs and food eating contests  and don't get Ryan started about the “jello”.  New this week we played Branch Bad choices (BBC- ok we're still working on the name) and talked about Alysha sleeping her way to the top and asked Ryan if his friendliness has ever been misinterpreted. Listen to the full episode to hear our take. TIME STAMPS2:19 Middle child is girlfriend obsessed7:35 Branch binging- inside out and Beverly Hills Axel F 12:15 4th of July crazies 16:45 Are we big backed or big headed?22:56 Ryan will never look at jello the same25:04 Branch bad choices Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Britannica Dictionary definition of PATHOLOGICAL. 1. : extreme in a way that is not normal or that shows an illness or mental problemIn this episode, we BRANCH binging!!!! (Maybe we'll see)  to discuss "Dark Matter" and the "Tell Them You Love Me" doc on Netflix. We also discuss pathological liars and incriminating child neglect videos AND YOU POSTED THIS on social media? Finally we talk with Ryan about his lifetime grudge and how his 16 year old self reacts at the sight of one person. TIME STAMPS3:24 Branch binging is back 4:10 Dark Matter -Tell them you love me 16:01 Pathological liars 23:10 Parental neglect on social media 27:00 Is holding grudges over 30 healthy? Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

On this episode we get into the revelation of something we've never come across before or is it a Pot Luck? I don't know but lets get into these Grandparents of this generation. Hear me out on this, slide them a prepaid card and link an account for the kids... do with that information as you will. Robux and Vbucks is running a muck in these streets and something gotta GIIIIVE!!! Also, let's get something straight...if you live in the countryside, just lock ya doors okay.Timestamps:3:27- Family Reunions, they for everybody...Right?11:28 - Chime these Grandparents FOR THE KIDS!!!15:28 - Roblox Money23:02 - The Walk of Love, how do you swerve it as Parents?28:15 - Why is it Always the Bee's Man!!!36:20 - Just....Lock Them Doors, Please!! Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

This episode we get into the debate that has shaken up some friends with the Man vs Bear debate with Ryan having different opinions on the matter. Then we discuss the tribulations of outdoor Graduation ceremonies and this new college courses going on for the kids of the future. Have you been to your local Walmart lately? At this point you're an employee and customer, I swear foh gawd they ask for my receipt one more time. Can we get into these freaky ass laws we have in this country...based on a fake love story.  Apologies for the audio issues the previous episodes, we didn't test the audio beforehand. Timestamps:3:27 -Man vs Bear10:26- Graduation18:20 - Hogwarts and Honorary Doctorate foolery25:21-Romeo and Juliet Laws32:34 - "I'm the Employee now" Walmart hiring us Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

During this episode of Jones'n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha return to catch up on the stories we've missed, including Alysha's 'common sense' blind spots, Girl math and the DoomsDay Clock. Why Ryan swears off chaperoning field trips with kids who exceed his height, also a recap of Ryan's birthday weekend in New Jersey trying to Touch The Sky like Kanye.  Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!TIME STAMPS2:34 -Things Alysha doesn't know (I mean who knew California had a whole forest?)9:11 -Ryan's sketchy trail walk 15:42 -Why Ryan will never chaperone another field trip25:34 -Jersey Driving, skydiving, go kart racing and BEAR sighting? 41:40 -Next trip is to Vegas and Alysha's already acting like a bird. 47:10 -Doom Scrolling 

 Let's get into this hiatus, also Alysha's telltale 'finger steeple,' like Mr. Burns when somebody touches her property. Ryan's discusses his employment free agency and his continued pet peeve about 'fur babies.  Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!TIME STAMPS2:43 -Let's recap this LOOOOONNNGGG ASSSS hiatus8:16 -Knee Squeeze and women always gravitating to Ryan 17:35 -No more work for Ryan (for now), Cause F*** that job 20:34 -People frustrations: Why does everyone have a dog and insist taking it EVERYWHERE 

Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was trying to grab every celebrity on the planet...but we ain't come across no Goofy Marriage pods (we probably weren't looking either but we will). We felt the need to get back into it and give it another go with some changes. New Episodes will be on the First Friday of the month and the Last Friday, our lives are still some what busy and we just don't want that burn out again. Visuals will be available that weekend after posting (Fingers Crossed) 0:00 Fake Podcasters and Microphone Mishaps  13:51 Florida Woman and School Schedules Discussion  23:27 Random Kids and Rain Woes  29:56 Breaking Habits, Changing Lives  34:05 Rambling Discussion on Various Topics (Side note...smh AI did these Chapters, I would never!!)With that being said, thank you for continuing to download our previous episodes during our absence and hope you continue listening. 

Ya know.... I knew that solo episode was gon be Doo doo butter but let's move past that...just like this year is passing us faster and faster. Halloween is around the corner so you know w- Alysha had to join in on dressing up (since Ryan just can't not wear wigs). We're back, BOF of us! To discuss what's latest in the young family life, like trying to buy our kids costumes and seeing nothing but dicks in the store...are we sure this was the spirit halloween store? IG influencers who just need to pump the brakes on influencing AND discuss how Ly got caught on camera being a NASTY.Timestamps:01:41 Intro04:45 Sneaky Sneaky Ly08:37 Branch BingingAbc's of DeathGrimcuttyScary stories to be told in the dark23:22 Halloween Shenanigans32:02 Daycare Halloween Scare, gone too far39:40 Brittney Renner must be stopped!45:23 Nap Time/Personal Time at Work needs to be GlobalWe said we were gon stop with the visuals...then I remembered how much I spent on this gear LOL, Visuals will be back on our youtube channel Monday!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Lemme just close this here private browser real quick, wash my hands....clean up this crime scene....Oh and I didn't record yet! Listen its another solo nig-morning and I'm just now recording this episode. Too many thoughts on the mind and I tell you I could either type it out or be humorous about the problems on this roller coaster in life.  I really don't understand that analogy if we ain't talkin about the long line waits, the butterflies in ya guts because you seen a grown ass man cry getting off a ride. It's just a punk ass "up and down" fuckouttahere wit that noise. Sorry I been binging lately and my NY was showing LUL. Anyways it's a short spicy pod tonight and ya know what, I said what I said *Gemini Super Kanye Shrug*Timestamps:Just listen to the episode becuz I write nor did I edit anything

I ain't even gon lie to ya'll, it's a lazy episode Artwork night for me. The gym wore me OUT and my eyes can't stay open for too long on this here PC so deal with it. The birds and the bees talk never happened at my house growing up. I just bought my first condoms after summer school and the rest was history LUL. This episode we get into the growing pains of puberty growing up after our son hit the 13 mark this week. Then we get into some Outrage Marketing that's been going on lately on the interwebs. Speaking of outrage and parenting, how many parents get new J's for their kid and be pissed when they scuffed 2 days later? A mom is mad her child's father is not wearing Name brand shoes,Timestamps:01:31 - Intro07:01 - Branch Binging: UnchartedM3GAN Trailer12:32 - Hitting Puberty back in the day21:09 - Outrage Marketing30:31 - Nike's Or Paw Patrol?36:14 - We don't know this Jones! Alex Jones owe Billi?!42:20 - Who Set this Slime on "Get Out of my Diner! -circa 1955" on Katy Perry?Visuals will be available over on our Youtube Channel on  Monday, Be sure to Subscribe!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

This has been the most isolated "staycation" weekend we've had but man was it draining for 48 Hours. First we took a road trip for a funeral service and linked up with west coast family. At one point in the trip Ryan finally had part heart to heart with his father that provided some solidarity for him. Opening up like he came from therapy this weekend, speaking of...one of us takes up therapy and come to find out that Get what you Give in sessions. We close out talking about seeing old friends or classmates out in public.... somebody wants to be in public with the FuckItz... Lets Get into it.Timestamps01:48 - Intro4:34 - Branch Binging:Hocus Pocus 2 ReviewMovie Trailer Talk- Black Panther 2, Mario, Barney Documentary18:54 - Weekend Shenanigans30:02 - First Therapy Sessions37:18 - The Shade Given to Old Friends.Forgot to Edit and Upload previous episode but we'll be back to the routine next week.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Well, Well, Well look who's come back! Granted still sounding a lil rough and had the audacity to have a pocket full of cough drops. Alysha returns! We try to talk a walk down memory lane going back to the school where we first met. Problem is that A LOT has changed as attended our oldest son's Open House. So many rules and so much freedom. It ain't right! How many times has your REAL self showed up at work and phrases start to slip? It's the most hilarious and "cringey" (lowkey hate that word) scenario to deal with. Tuh at 33, I thought Salt and Vinegar chips were wild of a scent... I can't imagine the smell opening up a Bag of Pussy potato chips tho.... talk about memory lane.Timestamps:01:27 - Intro/Return of Alysha!04:19 - Branch Binging:Schitt's Creek (Netflix)Dahmer (Netflix)13:05 - Memory Lane/ New Old School19:23 - Kids Don't Keep NOTHIN Private24:19 - Professionalism and Code Switching At Work33:58 - Food News: The Got Bag Of Pussy Potato Chips Ya'll!! (They are shaped like them too)Visuals will be a little late this week, Going out of town for a funeral so expect a Tuesday Release!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

If ya'll know where that Title comes from, I will Cash app you $20 LUL.Oh how I do hate taking these random spur of the moment breaks. For a moment, I was ready to wave the white flag AGAIN. I'm going to save that topic for another episode but last week our kids got sick, which resulted into this week Alysha has been sick. Thought about skipping the week again, but then I had other ideas. Maybe go solo and see how well this goes. Besides a few "Um's" it's like streaming again on Twitch...talking to myself lol. Still kept with the format and has some NEWS to discuss with my co-host as well so we'll see how this turns out from today.Timestamps:01:30 Intro4:25 - Branch BingingCyberpunk EdgerunnersArrested DevelopmentMoonfall9:05 - F*Ck It, We'll Go LIVE!! (Almost Went Live This Episode, Next time?)10:56 - Nah I'm Pretty sure we Discussed This NyQuil Chicken Shit before14:38 - Umma Do ME!.... Respectfully Of Course21:06 - Sneaky Links At The Gym Is CRAZY!!Visuals for the latest episode will be Available on Monday over on our YouTube Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Oh if our old asses could rejoice and do flips on our front yard, we would with school back in session. This prob had to be the loudest summer we had to deal with at home. Now we're back to having a break for ourselves at home and grumpy attitudes in the morning. This week we showed our age starting off the birthday seasons in the house on a Ninja Warrior course. We get into our Branch Binging Bag of course and then take skip down memory lane with First day of school memories. With the Fall season here, out comes the heathens and their eyeballs lookin for grey sweatpants and Ryan's tired of his body being policed and Ly is sore from bedroom shenanigans. Lets get into it.Timestamps:01:34 - Intro2:46 - Ninja Lab Birthday Pain/Back 2 School9:00 - Branch BingingThe Way Down (HBO Max)HTGAWM (Netflix)Echoes (Netflix)22:45 - First Day Of School Memories29:23 - SweatPants Season Is Upon Us32:10 - Manhandling Problems35:36 - Hickies Have Been and Will always be Weird and Childish39:16 - Husband/Wife Using 17,000 From joint accountVisuals will Hopefully be returning this week, Head over to our Youtube channel to subscribe and leave a comment,https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

One of these days I'm gonna learn to avoid bringing up the topics DAYS before we record LUL. The debating that happens between us is worth it for the pod. This episode was giving some Mars Vs Venus vibes... She-Hulk Vs Hulk Anger levels. One can keep it in check while the other is always angry, ya know the shtick. Today what got us going was the Art Teacher that got more curves than a box of crayons. We discuss the importance of separating Career from Personal life on social media. Always we discuss another marriage pod and the translation of "Awake Vagina". Lets' get into the episodeTimestamps:01:31 - Intro/ Back 2 School is Coming!04:38 - Branch Binging:Love Life (HBO  Max)Caught In the Act: Unfaithful (VH1)Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist (Netflix)World News20:04 - AirDrop That Cock to The CockPit24:03 - Florida Woman Goes Ocean 2 at Dollar Tree with Her son31:45 - Explain This Awake Vagina? Not This one But the Term36:30 - Influencer Vs Role Model: Curvy Ass Art TeacherSorry the last episode didn't get posted but we back to it for Next Monday, Make sure to check out the Youtube Channel for the visuals.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Well I feel like we haven't had a one sided pod in minute! Ya know, when one of us comes prepared with things to discuss and the other just nods there head and wave. This episode we got into the personal side of things. First we get into Ryan's latest dieting issues and then future Youtube channel plans for the hell of it. I feel like the hardest thing to bring into a relationship...besides kids, are insecurities. Feeling a way about ya self that affects ya partner always is slippery slope. I really don't know how we got on the topic of pegging and freaky partners Sexploring but here we are.Timestamps:01:23 - Intro07:14 - Branch BingingPrey (Hulu)Old (Hbo Max)NOPE19:02 - YouTube Channel Ideas21:58 - Insecurities in Marriage32:05 - Masturbation and Performing in Front of PartnerVisuals for the latest episode will be available on our Youtube Channel over at:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

This episode started off like a typical episode...then things began to LEAN in a different direction. Women for a long time have be depicted complimenting other women in locker rooms or just trying on clothes and sounds fine. Let the tables turn and a man does something like this... Women will look at him like he needs to check his sexuality. Why is that? Also why is it that none of ya'll told me the audio was crazy sounding the last few episodes? Felt like a one man show on the audio version but besides that we get into these topics today and on why women hold that double standard against men so aggressively. Another weird dysfunctional news week so we head back over to reddit for a TIFU story and we also discuss men shutting down BBL's to get their own PPL (Penile Procedure...Lift Idk)Timestamps:01:20 - Intro/Passing ships marriage lifestyle04:23 - Branch Binging: I Am Groot shorts (Disney +)She-Hulk (Disney+)Prey (Hulu/HBOMax)9:05 - ShoveGate14:27 - Judgement from Men saying No in the room21:49 - Double Standard Bi-Curious Comments31:55 - Permanent Penis Pumping from the Dick Doc On TikTok35:03 - TIFU Giving a BJCheck out the visuals available every Monday over on our Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

EDIT: SOOOO I ain't know I uploaded the edited version for the video portion that I was still editing, therefore Ly's mic was off on the previous upload but now both audio channels are on.Yeah you don't know how bad I was stuck on that title, Maaaaan you feel a rush of anxiety hit you and then it just subsides when the issue is minor.... yeah nah. Anxiety washed over in me in a state of Funk because plans got canceled. So due to that change of plans... this is light episode. News is getting crazy again so we decided to discuss some topics like Dad's flaking on you (had to call moms up), TikTok Pranking your children and Receiving compliments feels weird. Let's get into it.Timestamps:01:30 - Intro3:20 - Deep Sea Daddy Issues06:23 - Branch BingingProject Power (Netflix)21 Bridges (Netflix)15:57 - Halloween Here Already??21:33 - Please Don't Compliment Me/ Sitcom Dating Flashback29:52 - TIFU Buying my wife the wrong Bra SizeCheck out the visuals Every Monday over On Our Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Either this heatwave the past few days got some of us buggin or it's just Too HAWT for Love right now. So much toxicity going on and everybody is just trying to go around to get a nut. We would've never thought the man who has practically been penning our love songs in our dating life would be involved in some filth like this Hea! Then we got the BlueFace and his girl just going about it non-stop on Social media. I just wanna know one thing.... ok maybe two....Do ya'll use incognito mode to browse the P-Hub and about how many tabs you got open?Timestamps:01:22 - Intro2:25 - Best Pick up line I ever heard!/Toothless confessions7:34 - Branch Binging: Baddies SouthTOO MUCH DISPLAY OF Toxicity11:10 - Blueface vs Chrisean17:26- Ne-yo vs Crystal 31:07 - Porn tabs and Regret36:29 - Nah This Ain't Kink Shaming I Don't CareCheck out the visuals Every Monday over on our YouTube Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

It's one thing for certain and two things for sure...when we record after 10Pm. It's bout to get WEIRD during the Pod. Drinks got the flowing early and we had to finish our Branch Binging shows but we got to the episode. We recap our wedding adventures and talk about the moments there and then we hop on over to an important discussion on Cheating (Thanks DVSN). We then finish up the pod discussing some viral social media moments from the NYC Jussie Smollett to some Hot nasty, Pink ranch water milk idk what to label it.Timestamps:01:16 - Intro/Wedding Stories11:56 - Branch Binging: Rap Sh!t (Hbo MAX)Caught in the Act: Unfaithful (Hulu/Vh1)23:34 - So Set this Straight on Cheating...If we were in Vegas32:22 - Viral TingsPink Sauce - Some of Ya'll just love Trend FollowingNYC Bishop Robbed - Nah this is smelling like Insurance Fraud/Jussie SmollettVisuals will be available on Monday over on Our YouTube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Ya know.... I don't know what got over me the last time I posted a Episode update a few weeks back but... I do Enjoy this process. Apparently a little break was needed to restore the feeling. A family vacation was def needed to break the mundane tasks and over that time, some tings have been going down. This episode we get into our lil trip with the family and then we get into with the Sesame Place story happening lately. Also what's going on with the creep stories lately, from Elon Musk Sr. to Ricky Martin....c'mon son! We know dabbing is a dead trend...but have ya'll heard of "Vabbing" oh you bout to learn TODAY.Timestamps:01:34 - Intro10:44 - Branch Binging22:37 - Al Sharpton better get to knocking at 123 Sesame Street ASAP!!!30:48 - Ricky Martin and his Nephew getting Weird?42:17 - The "Secret" to getting a man /sCheck out the visuals for the latest episode every Monday over on Our Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Yup, phoning it in again on the artwork this episode.... I ain't even gon hold you. This episode was one of those lackluster ones, I'm sorry. The motivation to do an episode every week be there...but then the day comes and it feels like work. This episode got a little personal but you know what, facades are overrated and used too much. We recap the holi- that 4th day of July that gets celebrated (stop playin wit me).... We either rocking with Juneteenth or 4th of July... I ain't rocking with a holiday that started from "Founding Fathers" straight up. Point blank, this episode is about learning the whole truth on matters and watching that shine and luster just fade away. From Submissive woman that are proud to speak on it, to crazy sibling tattoos, lets get into it.Timestamps:01:13 - Intro02:40 - Branch Binging: Umbrella Academy: Preparing for Season 3Master Chef Junior Star Wars10:16 - Some old festivity was celebrated on the 4th day of July16:00 - Ray J's new tattoo / Face tattoo's are weird22:16 - Jazzy Brown Interview about being Submissive (Got a lil personally)38:43 - ClosingCheck out the visuals over on our youtube channel and the Latest episode is posted every Monday:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

There was a whole different title for this episode originally, however we discovered something by the end of this episode that we had to change it up. Also why the episode artwork this week is lazy as hell is because we recorded this one a lil later than usual. As we like to do on this show, get away from the distractions in society, we also gotta think about these dumb ass "Society Rules" in place. Labor Day for one... do ya googles on why they say you can't wear white after the holiday. Nonsense! Just like the drama coming McDonald's and a scorn Mother of 4. We also recap the Verzuz battle that we left off on last episode.Timestamps:01:17- Intro06:45 - Branch Binging: Bad Boys of LA: Finale (Zeus)Baddies South (Zeus)Baymax(Disney +)16:15 - Tampons for Ya Girl19:30 - VerZuz Recap: Omarion Vs Mario23:05 - "Fries For Four MuhFvcka!" McDonald's Drama35:00 - The Truth About Labor Day is Dumb as HellCheck out the visuals on Monday over on Our Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Issa another episode!! Where once again, we're on the lookout for the Summer cuz it's been about 48 hours into the Summer season and if this No Daylight Savings is messing with the temp/weather then say that then. Where's the sun? The Heat? Have ya'll ever thought about, if you was butt A$$ naked in the woods somewhere... in fact keep your clothes but just be stuck in the woods for 14 or 21 days. I don't know how this show became addictive but the jokes in the house have been hilarious. Technology is being creepy and it's getting harder and harder to bring ya GF/BF home to your parents. Also, have you ever felt yourself becoming a "Couch therapist" dissecting your Social media friends ... Let's get into it!Timestamps:01:10 - Intro/ Summer Woes06:59 - Branch Binging: My Digital Addiction (A&E/Hulu)Naked & Afraid (Discovery/Hulu)17:36 - "Hey Alexa, creep me out with my Grandma Betsy's voice please" Tech is getting Spooky22:54 - Dee Ray Davis Vlad Interview 29:38 - Meeting Parents for the First Time Fail39:04 - VerZuZ Restoring the Feeling: Omarion Vs MarioVisuals will be available on Monday over on the Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

New Week, same challenges with the English language!!!!We back with another episode before Father's Day this week. We kick things off with discussing a Father who really said "Fug Dem Kids", you may know him as Brian McKnight.Then we hop on to the topic revolving around Lizzo and her new song lyrics that apparently needed to be altered because the terminology is different in another country. Speaking off terminology, I don't know who authorized an author to make the term "Slang" into a mouthful of acronym. Lets get into it the Timestamps:01:17 - Intro02:09 - Catastrophe in the Househould06:01 - Branch Binging: Dragon Ball Super: SuperHero (Subtitles, Japan release)Morbius (10:04)In Time(15:48)17:33 - Brian "F**k Dem Kids" McKnight and Social Media relationships23:52 - Lizzo Lyric Change Causing a Uproar32:18 - I ain't ever hear of AAVE, I had to find the Man who made this Acronym38:17 - Healthy Cake Recipes from TiktokVisuals will be available on our Youtube Channel On Monday:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

What in Tarnation is going on with this season of Summer? It's hot one minute, cold the next, one day somebody is a whole man-child and then BOOM a birthday hits the this man is wearing dockers and a pocket protector! 33 done hit Ryan differently, from the attitude to the fit...is this True Gemini form? Other than that we got a glimpse of Lysha's future Boy mom persona with protecting their oldest with dating. Just a lot of identifying oneself in this episode. Also it wouldn't be an J2BO episode if Alysha wasn't trying to dig into Ryan's past to traumatize him.Timestamps:01:31 - Intro/ This Is 33! Learn Ya Damn Acronyms7:10 - Branch Binging: The Boys (Amazon Prime)Movie Releases16:51 - Multiverse Boy Mom24:02 - Zachary and Brandon from Yacht Club been Hoochie Daddy's29:01 - Would you date your siblings Ex?38:01 - That Lizard (Geico) can stop STD's?Check out the Goofy visuals on Monday for a better perspective on what 33 yr old Maturity looks like. Subscribe to our Youtube page, Episodes posted every Monday.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

We back with another, some what short episode this week. With the country/world still feeling like it's off the hinges with tings. We get into a story of Ryan at the gas station this week that led to an interesting discussion. Being an asshole, is it a button thing or do you gotta have that asshole bone in you that you just not her for the funny ish. How about when you're out shopping? We get into a discussion about Lysha being an asshole while in line.Timestamps1:26- Intro4:10 - Branch Binging: Bad Boys of LAMarriage Boot CampSonic 215:14 - Gas Station Scammers21:50 - Asshole Battery/ Cutting In Line35:28 - Bisexual Men Dating Women Double standardYou can see the visuals for the latest episode on our YouTube Channel Every Mondayhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Issa Another ONE!!! This episode is a "short type, straight to it " this week. Just getting right into the silliness starting with first tattoo stories. No matter who you go to, the first tattoo story is always crazy. Then we get into our usual Branch Binging and this one is full of SPOILERS, you'll either thank us or go have to see for yourself to believe it. Then we get into the topic of this episode because, who would've thought eating healthy or trying to eat right would come with so much judgement.Timestamps:1:20 - Intro5:52- Branch Binging: Our Father(Netflix)Karen(AllBlk)23:43 - Why is You In My Mouf?30:57 - Birthdays Hit Different after 2836:30 - TIFU from Reddit, Sleeping Naked in Bed Can Ruin a MarriageVisuals for the Episode will be available on Monday on our YouTube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Oh laaaawd where do I begin on this episode!! Where do we begin on this episode? Well let's just start off by saying that this is a milestone for us celebrating 10 years of marriage together and 15 years together. We have learned a lot about each other in that 15 years... I just never discussed our future with a house of boys and the growth that they will face. We also discuss breaking the generational curses that we have seen in our upbringing. Lot of admiration in this episode so we apologize for that. The acronym in this title means "Trust the Process" something we took a way from one of the Branch Binging shows. Life and love is all about the process and growth that is experienced during the journey of marriage.Timestamps:1:22 - Intro2:23 - Branch Binging : Deep Water (Hulu)Marriage Boot Camp: Hip-Hop Edition (AllBlk)Karen : Oh this is really movie!?18:35 - 10 Year Anniversary: Learning about Each Other29:12 - Future Problems with Boys35:54 - I ain't Trying to have "THAT Talk" yet (Birds and The Bee's)43:24 - Breaking Matrimony CursesThis week The visual episode will be available on Monday on our Youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-AHit the Like button, leave a comment or even hit Subscribe

WHAT'S GOOD, WHAT'S GREAT, Issa nother Episode!!! This one has some stories!!! One connected to a topic that we're gonna get into when it comes to teaching a young man how to respect women. Ly's face expression would've been priceless for the pod when the phone call was made. How many of ya'll out here tend to drive and eat? Ya'll know that's on Final Destination levels of dangerous right???? Enough with the ranting, lets get to the episode.Timestamps:01:24 - Intro04:57 - Branch Binging: Falcon and The Winter Soldier: Finally finished it! (Disney+)Moon Knight (Disney+)Dr.Strange: Multiverse of Madness (SPOILER FREE)12:23 - Drive - In Experience17:27 - Eating & Driving Is Dangerous as Hell22:00 - Mom Takes Son on Date, Twitter Ridicules: Ryan shares his past32:21 - Parking Lot Pimpin Playground Parents be Pissing Us Off!!41: 21 - "What in the H-E Double Hockey Sticks" Cussing and ParentingYou gotta check out all the visual content from this episode, Every Saturday on our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

I really don't know where to start with this episode this week. Ya'll know we be trying our best to avoid the divisive topics so let's just call this episode a "loosie". Real quick, how many times have you heard your favorite artists label themselves as "The Greatest" now think about all those lyrics in their songs. Some of those lyrics are questionable but nobody gets judged when ya title shuts down all logic. Would you consider yourself a decent human being? If you said Yes, Do you ALWAYS return your shopping cart when your done shopping? We get into the "Shopping Cart Theory" also FB stories that we would rather wait until the Trilogy series concludes before we hear everything.Timestamps:01:38 - Intro3:57 - Branch Binging: Unraveled Doc11:02 - Heard/Depp and Blac Chyna/Kardashian trials18:56 - Future's Is NOT The Greatest Rapper25:15 - Shopping Cart Theory32:14 - Episodic Drama40:16 - Tropicana Crunch CerealCheck out our Youtube Channel and see the visuals with Extra Content on Saturdayhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Ooooo buddy..... The Men is looking like they need some Free Hugs lately. This whole Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard case has been very interesting these past few weeks if we do say so. Ryan discusses his problems with being back in the gym after 2 years has created a problem now. Gift giving... does the long language affect how one receives/gives gifts. Twitter beef with no Twitter and this Funny ass News Report from Inside Edition.(Do I gotta explain the Episode Artwork  inspiration Everytime?) Ever see Enough?Timestamps:1:40 - Intro3:27 Branch Binging: The Batman (HBO Max)Throwback : Demolition Man (Hulu)Ultimatum Finale (Netflix)18:18 - Gym Fo FREE!!26:31 - Enough Is Enough: Johnny vs Amber33:41 - The Art of Gifting39:54 - Twitter Rant47:47- Inside Edition Neighbor Situation (Peep it on the Youtube Video Saturday)Like and Subscribe to the Youtube Channel to see the visuals on Saturday:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Nah But for real tho? Who gonna own up to that wet spot if one of us ain't hittin climax levels?? Oh man! What way to come back, sorry about that quick break. Between work and trying to study...mind been on overload. However, ya'll been hearing the talks about this well known DJ in NY and his wife coming out with a book. Well they share a lot of details, faking a orgasm happens to be one of them, and for 20+ years at that. That's cWaZyLet's talk tho!!You can See the Latest Episode Visuals on Our Youtube Channel Every Saturday:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-ATimestamps:01:20 - Intro02:55 - Branch Binging: Bel-Air               11:26 The Ultimatum ...So far (4 Episodes in)                 19:15 The Batman (Next Episode)19:42 - Barber Cheating is A Thing24:54 - The Beer Pong concept is Just NASTY28:54 - Faking Orgasms, Squirting sounds too messy36:41 - Bring a Mike to a Gun Fight but not a drunk on the plane42:47 - Leech A$$ "Friends"47:36 - IS IT REALLY....Too late to say Sorry *Prayer hands*Come To Our Friday Fright Night Stream on Twitch:https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r

Nah ain't nothing go down over the weekend, but the way this Smith Saga continues...and that funeral went viral DC... it's like some things just don't want to be buried...*Ok I'll leave*It has been a discombobulated week lately and we're just tired of hearing the same news in the past 2 weeks. That sounds low key morbid but nevermind that, when gathered our scrapped topics from a few weeks back and this episode just became a mess of laughs at some point.Visuals for the Episode will be available Saturday on Our YouTube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-ATimestamps:01:25 - Intro03:18 - Branch Binging: Grammy's (missed it) Wrestlemania 38 (Too Old) Bad Boys of LA11:56 - What's A Virgin? Movies from our childhood16:20 - Funeral, Going UP, On a Tuesday21:52 - Men got the ugliest "Cry face", Men who cry28:50 - Sex Toys for Men/ A Toy Story34:51 - Will and Jada: The Saga continuesCheck out our Friday Fright Night on Twitch at 10:30PM ESThttps://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r

Ya'll ever see the show, The Slap? Nevermind lol, you got NFT's, Crypto's and we all stuck with FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). Well most of us, we not doing that over here baby. You're probably thinking (or maybe not) What is FAFO, I think we all seen Sunday night what happens when one F***s Around, and Finds Out when it comes to ones wife. We ain't here to give takes on what happens in that marriage (Kind of) how about these two people and a some what timeline from the internet. Timestamps:01:26 - Intro 03:00 - Ryan in the booth?03:11 - Branch Binging: One Mo Chance [5:20]Atlanta Season 3 [9:26]Black Market with Michael K. Williams [12:00]13:11 - We really out here gassing up these NFT's and Cryptocurrency huh? FOMO21:14 - (Alysha was half-sleep doing the list) I'm throwing hands like Will! Breakdown of what the Internet knows leading to The Slap.Check out the Visuals, available on our YouTube Channel Saturday.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-AFriday Fright Night Stream on Twitch:https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r

This whole episode feels like we needed Neil DeGrasse Tyson here with us. We start things off discussing the Male version of Bad Girls Club and the men on there showcasing some interesting...interests? Discuss how Gen Z kids just feel the need to run to social media instead of calling a cab. Lysha's anger with Daylight savings continues after hearing the guesstimate new times and name brand clothing, are we really buying clothes because of the name in the stitch?Check out the visuals for this episode and previous ones on our Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-ACome To Twitch Every Friday for our Friday Fright Night Stream:https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3rTimestamps:01:30 - Intro02:42 - Branch Binging: My Killer Body [3:15]Bad Boys of LA [9:47]15:20 - DL Men can't hide between the lines25:40 - Gen Z Woman runs to Twitter before DUI accident31:43 - DayLight Savings Permanent times for the US got Ly in a Tizzy37:12 - Signature Scents43:04 - Fashion is a Big ol Social Experiment

Not in this house tho!!! That's a type clickbait-y title, my fault. The story concluding this episode pertains to that part and it's a interesting one straight from Reddit.St. Patrick's Day can kick rocks like most of these pagan holidays now a days. You got a time to give up something for Lent in the month and then the option to DRINK heavily weeks later...Huh? You askin a lot from some Christians lol speaking of Christians... how bout them (Kan)Ye IG rants over the past few days? Ryan found some Gems in those rants of course, let's get into it.Check out our YouTube Channel, Episode Visuals posted every Saturday.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-ACome Thru For Friday F(unny)right Night on Twitch for some Game Streams with us:https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3rTime Stamps:01:24 Intro02:26 Branch Binging:(3:33) The Boys:Diaboloical(6:07) Joseline's Caberet Recap before the Reunion11:38 Ayo Ain't nobody celebrating  This Cahtolic Alcoholic Holiday16:15 Daylight Savings No More?? *Fingers Crossed*20:28 Ye Parenting: Ignore the rants and Listen to the Parenting, Kids on Social Media26:29 Women's clothing can break bones? How Sway?!?31:54 TIFU Story from Reddit: Adultery discovered by Roomba

Granted we started this pod doing two episodes a week, we here now! 100 episodes and we didn't even do anything special... LOL. Maybe we'll try for that at 200 I don't know I aint making no more promises on this pod

Oooo we apologize for the random week off but, it was a busy/rough week at home/and work. Now we back as per usual, and idk if it's because of the "release of" Donda 2 and Ryan watching Jeen-Yuhs...but he was ready for smoke! Gemini Energy at 80% at this point LOL. We had some fun like we always do doing these episodes and this one has some nostalgia throughout.Timestamps:01:30 - Intro 5:00 - Branch Binging: Adults Adopting Adults…Canceled!                               Adults Adopting Adults - 5:05                               Raising Kanan DONE- 8:23                               Jeen - Yuhs - 10:11 16:41 - Who's Yo Celebrity Idol?? Remember seeing MJ fans faint? 22:14 - Mukbang Videos need to GOOOOO!!! 28:18 - Gentle Robbery Story 31:28 - My kids won't let me be free/Gemini Energy showing from Ryan!  38:07 - Jock life wasn't for everybody, Ryan's Varsity Night from the past. 43:13 - Why we so fragile as human's? You landed on yo ankle B?/ Pod UpdateCheck out the Twitch every Friday for Friday Fright Night:https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3rSubscribe to the Youtube Page, visuals posted Saturdays:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

AYO!!! Didn't I tell ya'll in the past how Ly be attacking Ryan...WELP!! Got it on video LOL. Who would've thought it would've happened from a topic from Branch Binging. It's been a fun little week lately but of course we gotta find some negatives in the fun. On this episode we talk about the innovative scammers of our time LOL but nah how is social media always on this damn docket of things to discuss? Well because it's been detrimental to society in the past 10 years that's why...but I digressTimestamps:01:25 - Intro02:25 - Birthday Shenanigans pt.209:25 - Branch Binging: Suicide Squad(HBO Max), Forgot I watched this last week            12:01 The Woman With The Karen Haircut who sits in her window looking for Drama...                                 or Something like that (NetFlix)            15:53 Power Book III: Raising Kanan and Power Book IV: Force19:43 - Tinder Swindler; We Aint Even see it but this is our opinions from what the Internet has told us so far25:12 - The OG Scammer: Miss Cleo has a Documentary coming soon and we can't wait28:54 - Why my Algorithm so Lusty? Also have ya'll heard of TTUD? Tik-Tok Usage Depression35:50 - Controlling the Narrative on Social Media with too much information44:51 - Superbowl Recap.... mainly the halftime show49:45 - Winter Olympics... Who is watching it? Have ya'll thought about these events? How about these crashes tho???56:40 - OutroMake sure you Subscribe to the Youtube channel for extra content or just context on things, Episode visuals are uploaded on Saturdayshttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Now...hear us out... it's not that we don't like people. It's just that we have a limit of how much  can we tolerate of society before we check out. Eventful past weekend here in the Branch home and although we forgot ONE detail after the Ice storm we had Upstate. We just would rather stay inside and avoid the stress of shopping, birthday parties and sometimes just talking on the phone. So this episode comes off a lil toxic and anti-social for us but hey, that's just who we are.Timestamps:01:50 - Intro03:00 - Branch Binging:                  911                 Power: Book II Ghosts Season 1 and 211:40 - Do as I say, Not As I Do... Out in Public17:04 - Birthday Party Non-Sense26:38 - Who Is Giving Out My Numbah??32:50 - Commercials ARE still Out of Pocket, Pregnancy Test ads38:31 - Back in my day... Ya Age Is showing with Car Woes49:34 - Nelly's Dilemma, Women and their Male body shamming58:00 - Power Skit/ OutroLike and Subscribe to the Youtube Pagehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Maaaaan if ya'll haven't subscribed to the YouTube channel by now, this may explain the adjusted Season 2. There isn't an official Season 2 of course but we got hit with a copyright strike for our outro song NOW! So I had to last min scramble and change our outro literally 15 min before recording. Show must go on right? We got a lil ice storm dropping down in Upstate NY at the moment so we found the time to discuss some things. Like dislike of names, food facts from Ly, and Valentine's disdain!! Timestamps:01:30 - Intro02:25 - In Honor Of Black History Month07:50 - Valentine's Day and Women's Month? C'mon Son/Irate Ryan09:55 - Branch Binging              The Eternals 10:38              Joselyn's Cabaret Season 3 22:4225:10 - DON'T Call Out My Name33:50 - EMoHtIoNaL DaHmAgE42:10 - You Tried It With this Food Fact Ly!49:05 - No Nicotine Soon, MY Resolution is MY Resolution on MY Time55:45 - Girl Scout Cookies and Parents Not Minding Their business1:01:12 - New Outro Song Because of YouTube

Is this how we kickin things off for a "Season 2"? In fact this a unofficial one, Ryan just wanted to debut that new intro badly. Have ya'll ever heard of the term incel? Like we was sure that it meant a whole different thing back in the 2000's

Had to put a lil bougie on that title. I mean I really shouldn't cause this all started from a little dream that Alysha had. Some women wake up from dreams and be ready to fight their other half...why? Ya'll ever dabble or stick ya toe in the double-life? Ya know having a committed relationship at A and then being a whole different person with the side piece at B. Ish sounds exhausting, but we delve into that topic because Ryan has had a past like during High school.Let's get intoTimestamps:01:15 - Intro03:42 - Being A Reference11:42 - Antics of our youngest son19:06 - Catfish on Games23:06 - VR/Meta Surrogates or Life imitating Art32:28 - Who is Gassing these trends?39:56 - Double Life, Double Wife47:54 - When Do You Gon Stop Being A Ho?

Oooo the segue game is slacking this episode ya'll. These naps gotta stop happening before we record, should be using the time to formulate topics but the eyes be heavy. Anyways, this is a Freaky Friendship episode I guess cause I don't know how somehow of the topics diverted to story telling in porn...but it got there. The visuals have been working for the most part....but I may have jinxed it during recording tonight so fingers crossed Ryan can upload it by Saturday afternoon. Friday Fright Night will be happening over on the facebook page Friday night at 10pm EST. They gotta finish this co-op game to head back to the horror games frfr.Timestamps:01:20 Intro02:47 Branch Binging:               04:30 The Woman Who Wasn't There(Prime Video)               08:05 Reboots/Remakes Bel-Air Trailer reaction (Peacock)19:01 OnlyFans Have Gone Too Far?26:42 Nelly The Fred Flinstone of Bowling?? Why you got 300k With You?32:53 Reddit Story #1 Lying to Your Wife for 13 years37:30 Friendship Outside of Work49:49 Reddit Story #2 Trying to find GF's Prostate

Listen!! We did not intend our first 2022 episode to start like this....but here it goes. Happy 2022 everybody! As we all try to do our best to pop n lock away from this Omarion strain out there in the streets. We stayed indoors and let the internet and our thoughts get the topics going. I ain't really got much for the details this episode but, the years get stranger and stranger and relationships just get weirder and weirder is the moral of the pod today.Timestamps:01:29 Intro02:10 Branch Binging: Lorena (Amazon Prime Documentary)                                            09:24 ShondaVerse Strikes Again: Returning back to HTGAWM for Ly                                            14:19 Misha and The Wolves (Netflix)20:35 Father and Daughter wedding problems28:36 Being Married Young ain't for Everybody37:40 Jim Jones (No relation) Learned too much from Ma Duke!46:37 Cramping After 2552:23 At Home Working out

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE YA'LL!! Hope ya'll gonna be safe and responsible tonight. If you plan on proposing tonight, make sure he or she isn't still mad at you for flaking on Christmas day at the parents lol. Alysha and Ryan been tackling that Branch Binging list and catching up on some flicks. Discussion on how exhausting Holiday gatherings can be and talk on sleepovers as kids... which lead up to some freaky (shameful) tings from the past come up.Apologize on the last post of last week's episode on the YouTube channel but tried to recover the corrupt video but it is what it is. We found the solution.Timestamps:01:20 Intro02:15 Branch Binging: Finished The Matrix Resurrections, Ryan ended up down a rabbit hole               10:02 Black Widow               12:00 Clickbait17:28 Christmas Wrap-Up23:43 Stop Refrigerating Yo Hot Sauce27:00 Alysha's Food Facts29:50 Tom Brady Kiss35:09 Kids Sleepovers                Getting Weird At Church Sleepovers43:21 Hiding A Friend46:05 TikTok'r Money52:32 New Year's Eve Plans...or lack of55:17 Reddit Relationship

This week wraps up Christmas, finally and we end it off with a bunch of movies to Binge about. Also to complain about as well, like some of these MCU movies is getting too long. Then again the man James Cameron wants to make a 6 hour long movie sooo there's that near future. The title stays that Cheating could be useful...but lemme explain. Actually it's explained in the beginning but there's gotta be some usefulness to come from che- yea nevermind that lol it's only useful for movies OKAY!Timestamps 01:14 Intro 02:10 Branch Binging:                      Shang-Chi 3:00                      Spider-Man: No Way Home 6:12                     The Matrix: Resurrections sample 9:30 13:22 Holiday Traffic is draining as hell 14:40 ONE MORE TING about Shang-Chi, Knife Tussles 17:39 Theater vs Home Streaming, yo Dawg ya'll better turn this volume up! 23:10  Christmas Workshops for Kids, THAT'S DEFINITELY my Child 31:05 Shorthand Speech is Something ELSE!!! 36:30 Finalizing The Dad Facial Hair

Iight ya'll we had to go back to our old laptop ways.... but we think we got the visuals set up again. No CAP.  As late as I want to stay up and get the editing. Studying is on the docket first. Yes, I know... "what the hell is going on?" Relax it's for work, it just reminds me why school feels impossible in life. Other than that, Let's get to this episode.Timestamps:01:18 Intro02:13 Branch Binging...changes again, Laundry-scale07:48 Men In Pink, since somebody can't roll with alterations11:43 Going Back to school is waaaay too stressful, teachers grade with so much aggression19:25 Sounds of our voices,              - "Professional" voices and weird voices26:04 It's too warm to be realizing it's the holiday seasons, Family Photo Holiday card hate35:45 Resolution's sound nice but, can we just do some goals? Is a New Year technically your Birthday?