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FRIDAY WRAP: Normalizing crazy wins the week, Rabbis for Repro are goodliest, B-shares are assholes, Dan Snyder irritates, and predictions
QUIZ THURSDAY: Ryanair's racism "doesn't make sense" now, #pride whoppers, MicroStrategy CEO pleads stupidity, and ESG has been easy until now
MONDAY KETCHUP: SEC v Goldman Sachs ESG, Tesla recall risk, Metaversity, Sandberg dump, and NERD ALERT: your name is a liability.
FRIDAY WRAP: Panic at the economic disco, woman win boards in the EU, Punks & Pinstripes minute, Glass Lewis loves Activision, and driverless toilet paper
QUIZ THURSDAY: Lufthansa's handwritten apology, Amazon's median pay, ESG a "virtue bubble" or "bubble", and climate change vs. pizza
WOKE WEDNESDAY: The NFL is bullshit, proxy voting roundup, and update on the anti-woke movement
NUGGETS: Adam Neumann's carbon goddess cult, deepfake lettuce, dude justice on YouTube, Elon's employee hug, and Texas probes... Twitter bots over mass shootings?
NBA's black coach SOLUTION, Musk's flaming Twitter diaper, billionaire pig problems, and EGGHEADS SAY climate change second order effects are weird... including no more happy gas, glacier weddings, missing sand, and grolar bears?
ALSO! Our weekly story follow-ups and a new “Eggheads Say So” from Matt. TW: firearms, mass shooting, sexual assault.
Also! Greg Larkin is back with another Punks and Pinstripes Minute: ESG ratings edition.
Also! Matt and Emma go through some comments.
Damion exposes some recent corporate HR fails, Matt yells at headline writers, and Emma runs a stakeholder-themed quiz!
Damion tackles some updates on stories we've covered, Matt presents a more scholarly take on Elon Musk, and Emma reminds you that everyone is suing each other all the time.
Weather is different at Walmart CFO Brett Biggs' house, Elon Musk is still TechnoTrump, and live reports from the S&P Sustainable1 Summit include snack reviews!
ALSO! Is Amazon responsible for tragedies being live-streamed on Twitch? And is McDonald's self-removal from Russia admirable or suspicious?
ALSO! A Punks and Pinstripes Minute with Greg Larkin on the issue with technological utopianism.
ALSO! ESG questions inspired by ESG haters and getting to know the new Elizabeth Holmes.
ALSO! Elon thinks he understands EU social media regulations, Meta blames Apple for its woes, and a former Whatsapp executive cries tears of regret into his pool of rubies.
ALSO! Jamie Dimon is officially the longest tenured Wall Street CEO and we're playing a Dimon-themed quiz to celebrate (or mourn).
ALSO! Introducing our first REGULAR Fancy Expert, Greg Larkin with his first edition of “A Punks and Pinstripes Minute.”
Snapchat CEO bans the word "metaverse," Wikipedia gives crypto the stiff arm, and Munger loves to watch Robinhood fail
Twitter goes to VOTE with shareholders, plus Parag and puppet CEOs
Countries Elon Musk could've have bought, the OTHER hostile takeover, Amazon's Staten Island circular economy, and our guide to metaverse tourism: BIZ NUGGETS STYLE!
Is Elon Musk actually... good at leading anything? Plus, we were right on Twitter.
FRIDAY SHOW: Between mask mandates, banned textbooks, and war with Disney...Florida is really having itself a week
ALSO! Stuff you missed: Mad Libs edition.