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FRIDAY WRAP: Normalizing crazy wins the week, Rabbis for Repro are goodliest, B-shares are assholes, Dan Snyder irritates, and predictions
QUIZ THURSDAY: Ryanair's racism "doesn't make sense" now, #pride whoppers, MicroStrategy CEO pleads stupidity, and ESG has been easy until now
FRIDAY WRAP: Panic at the economic disco, woman win boards in the EU, Punks & Pinstripes minute, Glass Lewis loves Activision, and driverless toilet paper
NUGGETS: Adam Neumann's carbon goddess cult, deepfake lettuce, dude justice on YouTube, Elon's employee hug, and Texas probes... Twitter bots over mass shootings?
NBA's black coach SOLUTION, Musk's flaming Twitter diaper, billionaire pig problems, and EGGHEADS SAY climate change second order effects are weird... including no more happy gas, glacier weddings, missing sand, and grolar bears?
Damion tackles some updates on stories we've covered, Matt presents a more scholarly take on Elon Musk, and Emma reminds you that everyone is suing each other all the time.
Weather is different at Walmart CFO Brett Biggs' house, Elon Musk is still TechnoTrump, and live reports from the S&P Sustainable1 Summit include snack reviews!
ALSO! Elon thinks he understands EU social media regulations, Meta blames Apple for its woes, and a former Whatsapp executive cries tears of regret into his pool of rubies.
Countries Elon Musk could've have bought, the OTHER hostile takeover, Amazon's Staten Island circular economy, and our guide to metaverse tourism: BIZ NUGGETS STYLE!