Pancakes and Pandemics

What's new with the crew? Esteban has had some major life changes, and Eve is super proud of herself for a very basic accomplishment. Esteban is disguising his weed gummies as fruit snacks. Garbage Facts highlights Armistice Day, Thanksgiving jerk-off trends, Turkey's could've been famous, and the wasteful Coast Guard. Sports hits on a lot from Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Bohannan to lazy ass Brook Koepka. We play the hits down the stretch, and John closes with sage advice about lying on college applications.

Dubs and John podcast because we have to. Dubs administered a COVID test on Dubs. And then we talked about the NFL for 30 minutes with a little top 3 and VERSUS!!

Dubs catches up with Eve on her recorded phone call, restraining orders, volleyball championship, and dead parrots. We take a minute to destroy Texas. Garbage Facts is BACK baby. Eve and Dubs get a warm up on Locks of the Week. Fuck Marry Kill features states, and sexy Chris super heroes.

John and Dubs catch up with each other, and it's beautiful. We cover SUPER IMPORTANT NEWS involving OnlyFans. We also discuss the savviness of the Nirvana baby. We get lost in football, gambling, and more football for entirely too long. John tries to bait Dubs into a pull out joke about Afghanistan, but Dubs doesn't take the bait.

John and Eve discuss other Kevin Costner movies to have a baseball game at. Female led shows are good. Eve finds the elderly relatable. Eve quizzes John about John - what actor would we not like to have as a father. Hot close with a call to a Fuckboi

Esteban and Dubs are riding solo and nervous about talking too much baseball. They respond with 10 minutes of talking about the Field of Dreams game. Esteban seeks Dubs parenting advice, and Dubs proves useless. Dubs rolls out a new 1v1 Trivia game. JR Smith is playing sports again. We are honestly not doing garbage facts. VERSUS involves talking about having dick fingers.

Dubs has his wife join, and she confirms he's an idiot. Esteban is a Yankee fan, probably. We are NOT doing Garbage Facts. We talk about weird jobs, and human bed warmers. John promises to involve Dan 'The Man' Campbell sound bites EVERY week. VERSUS topics provided by Eve, but she's not on the show so we just get confused.

Brocast starts with discussion on Eve's grandparents having threesomes. John's making his mom weep, but doesn't want her to think he's a failure. Esteban pops his Bar Trivia cherry with a 'Comeback' themed event. We do NOT do Garbage Facts. Dubs loves to talk Olympics, but clearly has no idea what he's talking about. We interview John's newest roommate (and loyal listener). Close with the top 3 things you can say during sex, but also during family dinner.

John's raising his son correctly as we discuss him creating art with his poop. Sports talk gets into the Cleveland Guardians, Giannas greatness, and how much Uganda must suck VERSUS with a special bonus topic that gets spicy

We review 1996 release Space Jam. We discuss key characters, our favorite scenes, and include Garbage Facts & Gimme Gimme Or Nah (Space Jam Style).

We spend a lot of time ripping on John for not showing up to the podcast.  Esteban partied up in OBX, and has some Ombudsman comments that basically prove that Dubs is a genius along with reminding us that Esteban is ALMOST a doctor. Garbage Facts blows our minds revealing that John is a monster.Sports is just Dubs bragging, and Eve explaining that she doesn't know who Chris Paul is.  She also starts telling us about a guest list.  Are you a 'U' or a 'P'?Gimme Gimme or Nah y'all

America is great for so many reasons so we talk about it.Garbage Facts involves calling Dubs a liar.Sports talk is mainly highlighted by Eve sliding into Ohtani's DMs, France can't fuck and that's a problem, and we also talk about ESPN sucking.VERSUS has a little 'Merica theme. 

We re-cap Father's Day, and most importantly make sure Esteban didn't do anything special.  Amazon Prime Day snuck up on everyone, but led to sex toy reviews.Esteban defends the homophobic BrownsGarbage Facts!COVID is trying to make a comeback, but nothing will ruin Dubs & John's 'White Boy Summer'TikTok has Eve ramming her dog's head into a wallFuck, Marry, Kill is a lot of fun once we were able to get Esteban to understand how to play.

John gives us a audio tour of his basement, and it's riveting.Dubs defends father's day, and John tries to bait Dubs into saying something racistSports talk about the NBA playoffs, and Spider man Jizz.Garbage Facts features actual garbage facts, and John trying to one-up everyone.We talk about our favorite P&P moments after our 100th episode.Top 3 Conspiracy theories we believe. 

Esteban is duped by his wife and ends up in Croatia.  His wife's pregnant (probably his).Eve's relying on married men for Tinder codesOmbudsman returnsGarbage Facts Trivia comes back, and Esteban gets extensive with itSUPER IMPORTANT NEWS - masterbating breaks, and people lying about being a whale snackGGON is highlighted by John reminding us he likes to party

John didn't swap tank tops with Esteban.Eve got banned from Tinder, and needs to go to rehabWe debut a terrible segment called "Advice Corner."Dubs saves garbage factsKazakistani body builder is ready for humans, and John appears ready for rotisserie chickensJohn bags on the Knicks.  Eve picks the NBA champion for you bettors.VERSUS!!John was super hammered during this episode and controlled his slurring and delivered a solid performance.  #MVP 

Dubs and Eve release their own episode, and convince themselves they are competing against EsteJohn We get into Eve's TikTok addiction Garbage Facts BAR TRIVIA debut Top 3 pieces of advice on things D & E are good at

Esteban and John record their own episode as they are traveling to to the Midwest Esteban takes Shane Bieber being a fake ace very personally The boys plug their own Instgram Top 3 things they like about Eve and Dubs

John is terrorizing his wife with ghetto post-it notes. Fat soccer guy in China has a job because nepotism. Garbage Facts. Slim Danger moves on from Odell Beckham to Tristan Thompson. John's gym is grabbing them by the P. NBA playoffs. Top 3 butts.

Eve goes to Disney by herself...just herself and other peoples' children. Mustard ice cream is a thing. Dude joins a court hearing with an unfortunate Zoom screen name. Garbage Facts. Cicadas, or as Dubs spells them "secatas" are coming. Heats vs Knicks might happen. Gimme Gimme or Nah.

Would you rather be a clown or work at Chuck E Cheese? Softball talk, more tank tops, we discuss upcoming boxing matches. Dubs and John make an uncomfortable confession.

No Dubs for this episode. Everyone loves tank tops. Eve provides a softball team update and is going to Orangetheory. There's a Japanese man who is the ultimate Sneator. Bar in New Orleans handing out vaxxies and a shot of booze. India is engulfed in Covid-19. White lawmaker compares herself to Rosa Parks. Garbage Facts. Top 3 pieces of media or content that we're consuming right now.

We all have vices. John's wife falls down hard. Yankees vs Indians. Eve is coaching softball. Garbage Facts and garbage investments. Top 3 old people we'd make immortal along with a bad superpower.

We review the 1998 Spike Lee directed movie He Got Game.

Dubs and Esteban run this episode. Has John changed? Dubs may enlist his child in helping him grow weed. Paul Pierce & Shaq. Garbage Facts. Teacher sex tapes. Top 3 best and worst states.

Happy April Fools Day! The gang has an Opening Day extravaganza and plans a trip together. We share April Fools pranks and their lasting effects on us. Michael Rappaport and Dave Portnoy go at it. Garbage Facts and Versus!?!?!?

John is back from a successful vacation. Birthdays happening in the Dubs household. Pepsi is making gross flavors. Garbage Facts. Sports talk and NCAA picks. The crew helps John with fantasy Baseball. Versus!?!?!?!

We review our PnP brackets. St Patrick's Day plans. Tinder background checks. Garbage Facts. Sports talk with March Madness. Gimme Gimme or Nah.

The full crew is back together for this one. Dubs doesn't know how to fact check his articles. Garbage Facts. Johnny Damon loves the police. March Sadness begins. Dr. Seuss (Zoice?) books come out of rotation. Pepe Le Pew needs to have a talk about consent. Meyers Leonard doesn't know what words mean. VERSUS!?!?! The greatest movie of all time is being made.

John and Dubs only for this one. Dubs has a salty and sweaty good time. RIP Eve. Light Saber fencing. Garbage Facts. WFT replaces cheerleaders with cheerpeople. NBA All Star predictions. Japan is upset they're getting swabs shoved inside them. Top 3 movies we should review.

John vs Eve, only 1 of them can be 100+. Garbage Facts. Is Tiger Woods just a bad driver? Deion Sanders is awesome. Girl Scout cookies talk (try out those Smores). VERSUS!?!?!

Is the ombudsman character funny? Valentines Day was hit or miss. Texas and its people are freezing to death. Garbage Facts. Sports. Perseverance lands on Mars. Top 3 Emojis.

We make fun of an elderly man trying to pronounce a Mexican city. Superbowl recap. What a woman really wants on Valentine's Day is an all-weather mat. Garbage facts and GGON.

Groundhogs Day kicks off Black History Month. Screech will screech no more. Locks on The Big Game. LeBron vs Courtside Karen. The Eagles head coach is a moron. VERSUS!?!?!?

Eve got even older this week. If you don't have Diamond Hands then stay out of GameStop. I like this stonk. Dr. Fauci interview on working for Trump. LeBron James, Tom Brady, and the baseball Hall of Fame. GGON.

Eve calls another potential suitor and her helpful friends whisper great advice.

Tepid inauguration talk. My Pillow guy sleeps on a pillow full of garbage. The Mets GM loses his job by showing his flaccid dong. Dan Campbell rears his thick head and neck in Detroit. We give our Locks for Championship Weekend. VERSUS?!?!?

Eve and Dubs are crushed by Fatty Kathy. We make our super weekend locks that will definitely hit and make you money. A potential recurring segment makes it debut...

Weekend recap and sports talk. NFL was fire. National championship was over quickly. Is it morally OK to cheat on a sexbot? Garbage Facts. We give Eve fun and innocent challenges she can accomplish on dates. Gimme Gimme or Nah.

Eve: Bears +10Colts +6.5Titans +3.5John: Bills -6.5Alabama CFB -9Buccaneers -8Tony Toner: Under 54.5 Ravens/TitansSeahawks -3.5Steelers -6

NYE recap. We playoffs ready. A Michigan man's father threw away his son's porn collection, the son sued, and won. Garbage Facts. Sports talk NFL and NCAA. Top 3 things that are currently socially unacceptable that we want to be acceptable.

Twisted Tea is now relevant. Garbage Facts. NFL and sports talk. Body builder married then broke his robot wife. Eve dates again. Gimme Gimme or Nah.

Christmas hangover, locks, and garbage facts.

Christmas plans, shopping, traditions. Xmas garbage facts. Eve blesses the Jets. A goat (not Lebron) escapes a slaughter house. VERSUS!?!?! Christmas style.

John and Dubs talk Locks and the decline of ESPN.

Who's taking the vaccine? Eggnog? Smokey Robinson does a great Cameo.

Porch Burglars get pranked. The Cleveland Baseball Team. Esteban inspires us once again. Pornhub takes a huge hit when they're needed most.

Fun at Great Wolf Lodge. The Pope is a person too. The Chinese spy who slept with me. Garbage Facts. Locks of the Week. Top 3 boxing matchups. Eve Locks: Broncos +2.5 Colts - 3 John Locks: Eastern Michigan over 30.5 Browns +2.5 Dubs Locks: Georgia and Missouri over 54.5 Coastal Carolina -13.5

We review the Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes vehicle White Men Can't Jump.

Get these locks nooooowww.

Elf on a Shelf Skydiving Dungeons and Dragons Making your bed Onion rings