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Imported Horror
Unsettling Mannequins & Blah Monsters: Oddity and Desert Monster

Imported Horror

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 43:46 Transcription Available


Some people keep promises. Some people watch good movies. I did neither this week and let my intrusive thoughts convince me to watch Desert Monster (China, 2022) on Hi-Yah, a self-important monster flick that tries to deny it's B-movie bonnafides. Thankfully, Grady watched a good movie, Oddity (Ireland, 2024) on Shudder, a chilling blend of creepy house and Jewish folklore. We mourn the impromptu passing of Melissa, who was abducted and devoured by flying meatballs. Also, was Little Nicky a good movie or a great movie? 

Imported Horror
Kung Fu Monsters & Try Hard Zombies: Water Monster & Die Alone

Imported Horror

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 61:57 Transcription Available


Did "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" need kung fu? Does an off-the-wall zombie plot twist need the B-movie treatment, or can it work in a serious movie? What do the top men at Tubi think of your genetics? This week, we get wild with Water Monster (China, 2019) on Hi-Yah and get amnesia with Die Alone (Canada & USA, 2024) on Tubi. We also play around with My Test Tubi and highlight fantasy horror, spooky nuns and mid-life crises dropping on VOD.

Middle Class Film Class
Gab & Chatter: The Scooby-Doo Project / Children of the Corn / Ip Man / The Sixth Sense / The Thing / Freddy vs Jason

Middle Class Film Class

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 62:22


Hello classmates!Joseph cuts class, Venom 3: Let there be Flopage, and looks like VHS is back on the menu boys!Visit the YouTube channel Saturdays @ 12:30 PM Pacific to get in on the live stream, or just watch this episode rather than just listen!Channel:https://www.youtube.com/@middleclassfilmclassThis Episode:https://youtu.be/ewgrpVehOCQhttp://www.MCFCpodcast.comhttps://www.twitch.tv/MCFCpodcasthttp://www.facebook.com/MCFCpodcasthttp://www.twitter.com/podcastMCFChttp://www.tiktok.com/middleclassfilmclasshttp://www.instagram.com/middleclassfilmclassEmail: MCFCpodcast@gmail.comLeave us a voicemail at (209) 730-6010Merch store - https://middle-class-film-class.creator-spring.com/Join the Patreon:www.patreon.con/middleclassfilmclassPatrons:JavierJoel ShinnemanLinda McCalisterHeather Sachs https://twitter.com/DorkOfAllDorksChris GeigerDylanMitch Burns Robert Stewart JasonAndrew Martin Dallas Terry Jack Fitzpatrick Mackenzie MinerBinge Daddy DanAngry Otter (Michael)The Maple Syrup Don: StephenJoseph Navarro     Pete Abeytaand Tyler NoeStreaming Picks:The Thing - Prime Video, Peacock, AMC+Scooby-Doo - Max, FreeveeThe Scooby-Doo Project - https://youtu.be/FAe5oZpDMgs?si=QF2gGd439mR7x6exChildren of the Corn - Prime Video, Roku, Hoopla, Tubi, Shudder, Arrow, Plex, AMC+Ip Man - Fubo, Peace, Roku, Tubi, Kanopy, Pluto, Plex, Hi-Yah, Xumo, VixThe Sixth Sense - Fubo, MaxBatman Begins - MaxFreddy vs Jason - Max

Johnjay & Rich On Demand
Do we start training for The All Valley Karate Championship?

Johnjay & Rich On Demand

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 74:52 Transcription Available


HI-YAH! It's Thursday and we are KICKING (get it) things off with RICH who put his daughter Audrey on a plane this morning to NEW YORK CITY for college. CRAAZZY. Then, Johnjay has a POOL PARTY game since the heat in Phoenix is NOT LETTING UP. Plus, WAR OF THE ROSES! Then we asked you if we could try and guess your job. Easton got his cast off, Dogs won't stop growlin, and Grant has been mentoring Jenna which leads us to the Karate scenerio.... SCHWANDINGGGGAnywho, tomorrow is FRIDAY... HANG ON! You are almost there

Fists of Fail: Kung Fu Movie Podcast
*General Review* The Mob (2023)

Fists of Fail: Kung Fu Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2024 17:05


We're back to Hi-Yah to review a new movie that isn't a complete trash fire! ---

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Sounds Like Nonsense
112. Hi Yah, Fighting Animals, PiCostCo, and Cold feet

Sounds Like Nonsense

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2024 93:24


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Nostalgia Killers
3 Ninjas #046

Nostalgia Killers

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 41:37


The family that kicks together; sticks together. We tie on our white belts and spend the summer with grandpa chopping it up about the 90's family film that has it all: ninjas, bullies, kidnappers, cooties, and ...basketball? Will 3 Ninjas be a Hi-Yah or a Hi-Nah? Sonic Death Monkey Top 5: Top Five Movie Siblings You Wish You Had In Real LifeThis Movie's Cocktail: Tum Tum Tincture1.5oz Shochu.25oz Maraschino Liqueur1oz Lemon.75oz Mandarin Star Anise Simple SyrupDash of Rhubarb BittersShake all of the ingredients and strain into a chilled glass. Sip with restraint as you practice your ninjitsu. Subscribe to us on Patreon for FREE! Plus additional paid tiers with access to bonus content and more!http://www.patreon.com/NostalgiaKillersPodcastCast:Luc LondeJavier MartinezChuck Starzenski Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The DCOM Duo
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

The DCOM Duo

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2024 129:24


HI-YAH! It's time to bust out your best kung fu moves, because this week we're talking about Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss who actually deserves to be homecoming queen, the logistics of dating your fake cousin, and just how confusing the lore of this movie is. *this episode was supposed to be released on 1/8/24, sorry about the technical difficulties!

Pondering Spooky Tapes
Project Wolf Hunting (feat. MandaloreGaming & Brendaniel) | Pondering Spooky Tapes

Pondering Spooky Tapes

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 57:13


Check out Project Wolf Hunting on Screambox or Hi-Yah! for a better experience! Check out our new merch! ▶ https://pleasestopshopping.com/ Check out our commentary track! ▶ https://pleasestopshopping.com/products/project-wolf-hunting-commentary-track Send us movie recommendations at pstfanmail@gmail.com! Support the podcast and Patreon ▶ https://www.patreon.com/SirMeowMusic Join the PST Discord server! ▶ https://discord.gg/YNqTT65 Links:  @SirMeowLive  ▶ https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic  @MandaloreGaming  ▶ https://twitter.com/Lord_Mandalore  @BrendanielReads  ▶ https://twitter.com/BrendanielH Ten ▶ [SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER] Podcast ▶ https://twitter.com/PSTPodcast Art by Boo_Rad13y: Twitter ▶ https://twitter.com/Boo_Rad1y

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast
Night of the Assassin Movie Review

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 5:52


Master Marc Zirogiannis reviews Night of the Assassin, a new South Korean film distributed by Well Go USA.  This a great new film released this week on Digital, Blu-ray, and DVD. Check out our complete written review of Night of the Assassin at: https://tkdlifemagazine.com/2023/08/09/night-of-the-assassin-is-a-really-good-time/ The Action-Adventure Film Debuts Exclusively on Hi-YAH! On July 21 Before Hitting Digital, Blu-ray™ & DVD August 8 The film contains English subtitles. *This episode is presented by Bet Online.  Use the promo code BLEAV for your 50% Welcome Bonus

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast
Night of the Assassin Blu-Ray Giveaway (FREE)

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 5:36


Written and directed by first-time auteur Kwak Jeong-deok, the action-packed adventure NIGHT OF THE ASSASSIN exclusively debuts on Hi-YAH! July 21, before landing on Digital, Blu-ray™ and DVD August 8 from Well Go USA Entertainment. Set in Korea's Joseon-era and featuring spectacular swordplay, the film follows a deadly assassin who comes out of retirement to exact revenge on a group waging a brutal campaign of terror against local villagers. NIGHT OF THE ASSASSIN stars Shin Hyun-joon (Guns & Talks, Son of a General II & III), Lee Mun-sik (Night in Paradise), and Kim Min-kyung (Pipeline, Spiritwalker). Email us at TKDLIFEMAGAZINE@GMAIL.COM by 11:59PM on July 20, 2023 for your FREE Blue-Ray copy of Night of the Assassins.  Use "Night of the Assassin Giveaway" in the subject line. *Presented by Bet Online.  Use the promo code BLEAV for your welcome Bonus #NightoftheAssassin @WellGoUSA,@HiYAHTV @wellgousa @HiYAH The trailer for Night of the Assassin can be found here: https://youtu.be/ouwM98ftf8o

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast
Fist of the Condor Blu-ray Giveaway

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 5:06


Fist of the Condor Blu-ray Giveaway.  Taekwondo Life Magazine, in connection with Well Go USA and Hi-YAH! has four (4) copies of Fist of the Condor on Blu-Ray to giveaway. The contest ends at 11:59PM on Wednesday June 21, 2023. Entry is simple: 1. Email your information to tkdlifemagazine@gmail.com 2. Put "Fist of the Condor Giveaway" in the subject line 3. The first four (4) entries wins *This episode is presented by Bet Online. Use the promo code: BLEAV for your 50% Welcome Bonus http://www.betonline.ag   https://youtu.be/CloEF2x0iIY

Quit Your Band While You Still Can
EP 88 ROLLED UP LOOKIN' LIKE ABE LINCOLN

Quit Your Band While You Still Can

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 58:37


Facing Off
Kubo v. Raya

Facing Off

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 67:11


HI-YAH! Coming at you with an animated face off on top of dragons while strumming shamizens. In this episode we faced the Laika animated film "Kubo & the Two Strings" off against the Disney animated movie "Raya & the Last Dragon". It's stop-motion versus computer animation in a battle between two movies inspired by various Asian cultural histories with themes of mortality and familial legacy led by young people and their special creature companions. Find out which will win!Let us know which is more epic:instagram.com/facingoffpod Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Kung Fu Drive-In Podcast
INTERVIEW: JOSE MANUEL, Actor, Filmmaker, FIST of the CONDOR

Kung Fu Drive-In Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 62:41


Actor, filmmaker, martial arts action aficionado, JOSE MANUEL joins me to chat about his rising star in the martial arts/ action film genre! From a fan of the kung fu classics, to making his own films, to working opposite one of his idols, Marko Zaror in the Hi-Yah original film, FIST OF THE CONDOR, Jose talks with me about what continues to motivate him in his cinematic journey! Plus, we get some exclusive movie news for a future project with another kung fu film icon! FOLLOW JOSE ON INSTAGRAM: @thesilentflute__ SUPPORT THE KUNG FU DRIVE-IN PODCAST WITH A KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/kungfudrivein We discuss, debate and dissect kung fu movies and martial arts cinema & tv, past, present, and future!  SPONSORS: www.tinboxsolutions.com OUTRO MUSIC: http://youtu.be/5zeRoGFft2s  by Justin H @KingofKungFuAMP

Fists of Fail: Kung Fu Movie Podcast
Ep 191 - John Wick (2014)

Fists of Fail: Kung Fu Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 40:25


The first few minutes of this episode is an update on our yearlong review of the Hi-Yah! streaming service. To get right into the John Wick review skip ahead to 6:47 minute mark. --- Don't mess with his puppy. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Night Attack Audio Feed
Great Night #86: Hi-yah Like a Diamond

Night Attack Audio Feed

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023


Stomp on that fake sign. Stomp stomp stomp! Hi-yah!  Brian burned literally all of his parody song material in Green Room this week...but Justin's been holding on to one! Justin's dosage recommendations for meeting a dolphin. Balloons! It's time for a new game: "George or Gilmore?" Is this a false claim made by Representative George Santos or a real fact about a character from the TV dramedy Gilmore Girls. Dark horse! Decepticum. Not here's a little stor--.  Not watching the show? Follow us on YouTube to see all the goods! http://watchgreatnight.com We're on TikTok now too: https://www.tiktok.com/@greatnightpod Email us! GreatNightPod@gmail.com is the place to send in games, punishments, stories, or kind words :) Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight and enjoy the preshow and postshow in all the public feeds!

Night Attack Video Feed
Great Night #86: Hi-yah Like a Diamond

Night Attack Video Feed

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023


Stomp on that fake sign. Stomp stomp stomp! Hi-yah!  Brian burned literally all of his parody song material in Green Room this week...but Justin's been holding on to one! Justin's dosage recommendations for meeting a dolphin. Balloons! It's time for a new game: "George or Gilmore?" Is this a false claim made by Representative George Santos or a real fact about a character from the TV dramedy Gilmore Girls. Dark horse! Decepticum. Not here's a little stor--.  Not watching the show? Follow us on YouTube to see all the goods! http://watchgreatnight.com We're on TikTok now too: https://www.tiktok.com/@greatnightpod Email us! GreatNightPod@gmail.com is the place to send in games, punishments, stories, or kind words :) Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight and enjoy the preshow and postshow in all the public feeds!

The Geeky Dad- After Dark
S2- Ep. 4- Ho! Ho! Hi-yah!

The Geeky Dad- After Dark

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 29:40


Christmas is over, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy us some kick ass Christmas movies. This week it's a battle of the Santas. Violent Night vs Fatman. Both are on Peacock. Which one did we think was worth it and which one deserves some coal. Plus, it's the epic return of the Geeky Wife. * https://linktr.ee/thegeekydadpodcasts * You can now use the promo code THEGEEKYDAD on Lost Astronaut Coffee Co. | Otherworldly Coffee to score a stellar 20% off products sitewide. * Listen to us on the Newsly app. Use promo code (Geekydad) at www.Newsly.me to get a free 1 month premium subscription. * Get 30 days of Free Audible when you click on this Link. https://www.audibletrial.com/thegeekydadpodcast * #Peacock #ViolentNight #MelGibson #DavidHarbor --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thegeekydadafterdark/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thegeekydadafterdark/support

19 Nocturne Boulevard
Project Top Hat by Julie Hoverson (19 Nocturne Boulevard Reissue of the Week)

19 Nocturne Boulevard

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 38:51


once more, we return to the world of zombies.... Written and produced by Julie Hoverson Editing and Sound:   Julie Hoverson [warning - foul language] ******************************************************************* Tammuz Corporation has barely settled back in as top producer of undead workforce, when something much worse comes out of R&D.   Cast List Fred - Leonard Streeper June - Melissa Bartell Dill - Mark Olson Chambers - Dave Marshall Dr. Plasmus - Kim Poole Landon Frost - Chris Barnes Pamela Frost - Julie Hoverson Doctor - James Sedgwick Nurse - Rachel Cavic Interviewer - Russell Gold Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com Cover art by Julie Hoverson INTERLUDES: Cricket - Reynaud LeBoeuf, Julie Hoverson, M. Siero Garcia, Katy Fontenot Courtroom - Carl Cubbedge, Tanja Milojevic Champion Chum - Katy Fontenot, Rachel Cavic, Reynaud LeBoeuf Save the Zombies - Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard New Year's Head Swaps - Justin Charles, Crystal Dennis Life Insurance - Joe Stofko Big Bob's - Richard Summers Lecturer - Robert Cudmore Classroom - Janny Hilverts, Katy Fontenot, Sirena Carroll, Mike Campbell, James Sedgwick, Julie Hoverson Zombie Show - Gareth Bowley Survivalists - Dave Fontenot, Matthew McLean "Working Stiff" - Chris Stockett Edna's Chum - M. Siero Garcia Scam - Rick Lewis Zombie Lib - Derek Koch Old Zombie Spice - Morgan Brown "What kind of a place is it? Why it's a secret lab, deep in the Tammuz Corporation, can't you tell?" ***************************************************************************************   Project Top Hat Cast: [Opening credits - Olivia] Landon Frost, TV show host Pamela Frost, his wife Fred and June Doctor Plasmus, top researcher Chambers - executive Dill - less important executive OLIVIA      Did you have any trouble finding it?  What do you mean, what kind of a place is it?  Why, it's a Top Secret Lab, on the human side of the wall, in the world of zombies, can't you tell?  MUSIC SOUND      computer and lab noises LANDON     [on TV] I'm Landon Frost, and tonight on "the Z word," we'll take a behind the scenes look at how zombies are used in the manufacture of your dog's kibble.  FRED     How can they feed zombies to dogs? JUNE     Ambulates make the food - prepare it.  It's illegal to terminate them without "just cause." FRED     As opposed to "just cuz"?  [laughs] JUNE     Hah.  That's what "the Z word" is about - exposing the ways zombies are exploited. LANDON     [TV] You'll be watching this series throughout the holidays, and I'll be tucked up at home with my family.  JUNE     He's always busy.  Hardly ever gets to see them. FRED     Oh, boo-hoo.  This Frost guy gets to fly all over the world, cussing on TV, and making zillions of dollars, and he wants sympathy? JUNE     Don't forget taking his shirt off...  [chuckle]  But he's also a romantic - always talking about how he misses his wife Pamela. FRED     So?  He could retire. JUNE     Helping improve "life" for ambulates is like a crusade for him. SOUND     DOOR OPENS, CUTTING HER OFF FRED     [muttered exclamation] Oh shit! SOUND     CHAIR SQUEAK, SCRAMBLE LANDON     [TV] I'll be meeting my wife in secret at‑‑ SOUND     SWITCH, TV OFF DILL     [coming in talking]  We should be able to improve the bottom line. CHAMBERS     AND not expose Tammuz to any more... liability.  We are just starting to get back to where we were before Mrs. Skray's... DILL     Unfortunate accident? CHAMBERS     [grim] Breakdown. DILL     Ah. CHAMBERS     I need your personal guarantee this won't come back to bite us in the butt. DILL     If it does, my butt will have your back. CHAMBERS     What? DILL     uh... nothing.  Dr. Plasmus is expecting us. CHAMBERS     Plasmus?  What kind of a name is that? DILL     Dunno.  I only know results, and the good doctor facilitated the "crickets".  Look what they've done to help us get back in good odor over the last 18 months. CHAMBERS     [favorably impressed] MMmm. DILL     And now - [announcing] Project Top Hat! SOUND     DOOR OPENS SOUND     MUSIC SCENE CHANGE TV DUDE     [ON TV]  Do you ever have behavior problems with your ambulates? ZOMBIE     Grr. OLD LADY     [pleased] Cricket! TV DUDE     Do they sometimes seem to have a mind of their own? ZOMBIE2     [weird noise] MAN     [smug] Cricket. TV DUDE     Would you ever have them in the house without it? WOMAN     Around my kids?  Forget it! KIDS     Just CRICKET! TV DUDE     Yes, Cricket, the "behavioral reminder" Implant that reminds zombies to toe the line.  TV DUDE      [quiet, rushed]  Results may vary.  Some side effects may occur.  No guarantee of bodily safety is implied or express in the sale of this product.  Not available in all areas.  [up]  Get Cricket today!  Brought to you by your friends at Tammuz Corporation. SOUND     MUSIC SOUND     WALKING, DOOR SWOOSHES OPEN SOUND     ZAPS and SQUISHY NOISES PLASMUS     You're early. DILL     Uh, no.  It's - um - six? PLASMUS     It is?  Hmm.  Well, just let me finish this, and-- SOUND     BIG ZAP CHAMBERS     What are you working on? PLASMUS     Shh! DILL     [hushed] Sorry, the doc doesn't multitask.  CHAMBERS     What? SOUND     ONE FINAL ZAP PLASMUS     Done.  He means I do not work and talk.  When you have worked directly in as many brains as I have, you begin to value each function for its own worth, and not merely as a gestalt whole. CHAMBERS     Uh, right.  So are you ready to gestalted [get started] now? DILL     Gestalt isn't-- CHAMBERS     I KNOW. PLASMUS     It was a bit of a joke?  [small dry chuckle]  Am I right? CHAMBERS     Yeah. PLASMUS     I thought as much.  I fear that the humor seat of my own brain has probably been left a wee bit underdeveloped.  Oh well.  Could be MUCH worse.  I could have an atrophied hippocampus!  [laughs riotously] DILL     Uh, yeah.  [toady laugh] CHAMBERS     That would be unfortunate, indeed. PLASMUS     [stops laughing suddenly]  But you are not here for pleasantries.  You are here to see what I have wrought! CHAMBERS     Aha!  So that's the smell in here. PLASMUS     What? CHAMBERS     Rot? PLASMUS     [laughs] MUSIC      SCENE CHANGE to TV LANDON     What the fuck do you think you're doing?  You can't have rats in any ambulate work area, you moronic lavat'ry brush!  They may not decay, but can still be damaged - do you want to be the one providing your workforce with replacement parts every time rats gnaw a bit off?  Or perhaps rats are the only protein going in to your fucking kibble?  SOUND     MUSIC DILL     So now the doctor will demonstrate--? [hint] PLASMUS     Have you forgotten the name again? DILL     [uncomfortable] No.  no, I just was giving you a chance to - you know - take the glory. PLASMUS     You should have warned me.  [sigh]  It is project top hat for a very simple reason-- SOUND     METAL CLANK CHAMBERS     It looks like a top hat.  Original.  DILL     And what does it do...?  [hinting] PLASMUS     Stop doing that.  DILL     Sorry. PLASMUS     [launching into lecture mode] The ambulate workforce is sturdy, capable - albeit slow - and cheap, since all they require is chum, unlike human workers who not only need food, shelter, sleep, etc., but also WANT things. DILL     [muttered] Zombies want things too.  That's part of the problem. PLASMUS     Shush.  It is this volition which is the only real drawback to the use of ambulates for many sorts of work - and which gives rise to the various debates over ambulate sentience, and to use an inexact phrase - over their "personhood". CHAMBERS     None of this is news. PLASMUS     I am setting it up.  So if there was a way to mix the useful qualities of the ambulate with the mindless diligence of, say, a computer, wouldn't that improve their value? CHAMBERS     [interested] Yessss.... DILL     Of course. PLASMUS     So this mechanism will do that - replacing the corpse's brain with a limited function computer, only able to obey commands. CHAMBERS     You specify "Corpse"? PLASMUS     [pleased] Ah, you caught that.  [chuckles] Much like the pre-edict abortion debates, this idealization of ambulates leads to the nasty question of when, precisely, one goes from human, to dead human, to ambulate.  DILL     You've seen the courtroom reality shows. MUSIC COURT REPORT     We'll catch the plaintiff as she leaves.  Missus Feinman,  Missus Feinman?  How do you feel about the jury's ruling? MISSUS     Act of god, my eye!  My husband had a very clear "do not reanimate" clause in his will - but that doctor failed to catch him at the exact moment to remove the head and prevent reanimation, and now he's stuck.  MISTER     [zombie moan] MISSUS     I can't even have him decently put down, what with the iffy legal status of zombies.  [sniffles] COURT REPORT     [bland] You have our sympathy, I'm sure.  In just a moment, we'll speak to the doctor and his attorney. MUSIC PLASMUS     So we must catch them in that window - that tiny "between states" period when we can still legally treat them as objects.  CHAMBERS     And--? PLASMUS     Remove the head.  Once the head is gone, the body may yet convert, but does not move, as it has little sensory input to motivate it. CHAMBERS     You remove the head?  [Slowly gets it] And then you do - oh - ohhhh.  The Top Hat. PLASMUS     I see you are a quick thinker, Mr. Senior executive.  Yes.  The unit replaces the so-called "mind", by which we truly mean the physical brain, giving the animated carcass sensory input, all the while leaving complete control with the human controller.  CHAMBERS     Can the body re-animate, without the head? PLASMUS     Do you know how the ambi-twist works? CHAMBERS     The what? DILL     [muttered] The T virus. PLASMUS     No, no!  That is a trademarked name and cannot be used without possible reprisal!  DILL     Sorry!  That's what most people [call it]. PLASMUS     I don't want to hear it!  Besides, the ambi-twist does not make ravenous beasts.  Animates are gentle.  Like kittens. MUSIC COMMERCIAL AMB     GROCERY SHOPPING SUSY     Gee, mommy, Rolf pushes the cart real well, don't he? MOMMY     That reminds me!  We need to pick up some chum! ROLF     [eager zombie noise] SUSY     He knows THAT word! ANNOUNCER     Of course he does, but can he tell the difference between Champion Chum and the bargain brand? MOMMY     Is there a difference? ANNOUNCER     Just ask Rolf! ROLF     [sticky zombie eating noises] SUSY     [laughing] Oh Rolf! ANNOUNCER     Every zombie, every day, chooses Champion brand chum! MUSIC CHAMBERS     They're tame enough with the cricket.  If they were naturally docile, we wouldn't need it. PLASMUS     And with the top hat, there will be no need for the cricket.  Let me show you. SOUND     CAGE OPENS CHAMBERS     [horrified reaction] Oh! DILL     ugh [bland] PLASMUS     This stray dog was humanely euthanized, and the top hat was immediately attached-- SOUND     COMPUTERIZED BARK PLASMUS     We had to use a fairly large dog, so the top hat unit wouldn't overbalance it.  It was designed for a human frame-- SOUND     COMMOTION OUTSIDE PLASMUS     What is this? SOUND     DOOR SLAMS OPEN JACKIE     All of you!  Over by the wall!  [to june and fred] Get in there! FRED     Right, of course. JUNE     Excuse me.  Just - um - going through. CHAMBERS     Who the devil are you? JACKIE     I'm the one with the gun!  And I said over by the wall! DILL     She means it.  Move it!  Move it move it move it.... PLASMUS     But the dog-- SOUND     COMPUTERIZED BARK SOUND     GUN SHOT INTO CEILING JACKIE     And don't get any funny ideas.  I'm not alone. CHAMBERS     [reasonable and placating]  Tell us what you want. JACKIE     [almost a yell] I want you all over by that wall! SOUND     COMPUTERIZED BARK DILL     Already here! JUNE     Me too! PLASMUS     Allow me to-- [take the dog] JACKIE      Leave that poor thing! SOUND     COMPUTERIZED BARK JACKIE     That is exactly the kind of horrid monster we're here to put an end to. PLASMUS     Ah.  Activists.  [chuckling] CHAMBERS     Don't mock the woman with the gun! PLASMUS     Oh.  Of course. JACKIE     And what's behind here? PLASMUS     No! Don't!  It's not ready yet! CHAMBERS     What IS it? SOUND     CURTAIN OPENS JACKIE     Mother of god! MUSIC     SCENE CHANGE, AND then WUSSY POPSTAR     I know all of you have heard and most of you have enjoyed my hit single "walking away with my heart" about the plight of the ambulate.  ZOMBIE     [pathetic moan] POPSTAR     Too many of these poor once-human creatures are abused, neglected, and sometimes even abandoned to fend for themselves - forced to sell their bodies, bit by horrible bit, for the chum they need to survive.  Can't you spare just a little - the price of a cup of coffee - to help? MUSIC CHAMBERS     Just tell us your demands, and let's get on with this. JACKIE     [horrified]  What have you done to this man? PLASMUS     It is not a man.  It is a corpse. JACKIE     It's moving. PLASMUS     There's no one there.  As you can see, the computer has taken the place of its entire head, thus removing all chance of-- CHAMBERS     [hissed, annoyed] You didn't say you'd already done this to a human - [correcting himself] a human corpse, that is. PLASMUS      I simply hadn't got to that part of the presentation, yet. JACKIE     [distracted and horrified] But why? FRED     Hi-YAH! SOUND     THUMP, SCUFFLE DILL     Wow.  SOUND     GUN GOES OFF DILL     Stay back! JUNE     [indecisive but encouraging] Get her, Fred! SOUND     SCUFFLE ENDS FRED     Got her. PLASMUS     Can I have her as a specimen? JACKIE     You can't do that to me! PLASMUS     Of course we could.  We simply record that you died in an attack on our security, and your corpse will be ...recycled. JACKIE     NO! CHAMBERS     That's a bit much, isn't it? PLASMUS     [quiet] Drat.  [up] Heh-heh.  Of course.  Just a bit of - intimidation.  Hah.  Hah. DILL     Right. PLASMUS     What this young lady doesn't seem to understand is that there are many people who don't wish to return as a shambling, slow, and stupid ambulate.  Many would rather know that their mind - their "soul" - had been allowed to pass on. JACKIE     How the hell do you think you're doing that? PLASMUS     Cutting off the head.  The body is still useful - as you can see.  It can be of service to the living. JACKIE     The soul isn't in the brain.  The soul is - the soul.  It will stay around no matter what. PLASMUS     [derisive laugh] MUSIC SOUND     PARTY! BRANDON     And we're here on the dead side with the new years crowd!  They start a week early, since they know it'll take 'em that long to arrive!  Whoo!  ARIA     And the hottest thing this year is head swaps!  BRANDON     [prompting, not really questioning] Head swaps, Aria? ARIA     That's right, Brandon!  You know how zombies can cut off and attach body parts?  They recently discovered that they can swap heads!  They say it's totally the ultimate! BRANDON     Unless they sew it on backwards!  Man, that would be a pain in the ass! ARIA     Yeah, but at least you could see your ass! BOTH     [LAUGH] MUSIC CHAMBERS     Where's security when you need them? JUNE     I just called them, sir.  Apparently, they've had a number of ...insurrections. DILL     Must be how she slipped by.  JACKIE     You won't get anything from me! PLASMUS     I suppose you two will have to take her to the security office for detention. FRED     Gotcha. JUNE     Oh, me?  Oh all right. SOUND      SHE CROSSES JUNE     What was it she was looking at, anyway?  [horrified gasp!] PLASMUS     What's wrong? JUNE     [too quick, very nervous] Nothing!  I just thought it - he - it - moved. PLASMUS     Nonsense.  I haven't even woken the unit yet.  Get along. JUNE     [still nervous] Yes, yes of course!  Come on! FRED     What's wrong? JUNE     [growl] Post traumatic stress!  Get moving! SOUND     THEY LEAVE PLASMUS     Some people simply cannot handle pressure.  Come have a look at my human automaton. CHAMBERS     [slightly suspicious] He looks ... fresh.  DILL     Nice physique! CHAMBERS     You didn't - uh - kill him, did you, doc? PLASMUS     [laughs flatly] No.  He was killed in a car wreck, this afternoon.  His legs sustained some damage, but mostly superficial, and his head was completely severed.  CHAMBERS     How did you get him so quickly?  The notice to the family won't even go through-- PLASMUS     [pissed]  I could not wait for petty family concerns when this perfect specimen fell into my very lap!  And he is perfect!  DILL     Ew. PLASMUS     So I snatched him out of the hospital upstairs.  Besides.  He is an organ donor.  MUSIC INSURANCE     Do you wonder about your insurance coverage?  Concerned that you may some day cease to be human, and therefore void your policy?  We here at Practical Undead National Trust can fix that for you.  For only a few dollars a day, you, too, can have coverage that extends beyond the expiration of the body. MUSIC SOUND     HALLWAY, DOOR SHUTS, FOOTSTEPS FRED     Whew.  Should we go back, do you think? JUNE     [still bothered] I - I don't know. FRED     OK, what's going on? JUNE     Oh, Fred!  This is horrible! FRED     It was just a gun.  I don't think she would have shot either of us anyway. JUNE     Not that. FRED     Then what? JUNE     That body back in the lab?  That perfectly sculpted torso?  Did you see that tattoo on the shoulder? FRED     Not my type.  Sorry. JUNE     [very important and horrible] THAT was‑‑ [cut off with a gasp] SOUND     DOOR OPENS MUSIC LANDON     [outside, loud over background noise] You would think this was a prime place for ambulates - garbage reclamation.  SOUND      CRUNCHING EQUIPMENT LANDON     They don't mind bad smells, can't catch diseases -- and yet, most of the workers hired on at this particular municipal tip don't stay.  Let's find out why. MUSIC CHAMBERS     [gritted teeth] What do we do if there's a lawsuit? PLASMUS     [shrug] If they push it, there is an incinerator in the basement, and as long as we first remove the computer unit, the organic evidence could be reduced to ashes in a matter of hours. CHAMBERS     [annoyed, but not knowing] Do you even know who this person - corpse - is? PLASMUS     [shrug]  I read the driver's license.  Why? DILL     [confident] We'll fabricate records.  Show it was cremated by mistake.  Apologize.  Give the widow some ashes and a check. CHAMBERS     Sounds like you've done this before. DILL     [smug] Things... happen.  MUSIC BOB     Come on down to Big Bob's bob-o-rama for the finest in pre-owed ambulates!  We have 'em all from this big brute for heavy lifting-- ZOMBIE     [deep moan] BOB     To this hot little number, [hinting] nice for in-house work. GIRL ZOMBIE     [sexy moan?] BOB     Come on down this weekend, and my own gramma, an ambulate herself, will be here with her special milk and cookies!  Trade-ins are always given full greybook value. MUSIC NURSE     I'm so sorry.  There's been a little mixup.  He's... um... missing. PAMELA     [low snarl] As god is my witness, if my husband's body turns up somewhere - anywhere - on a celebrity zombie show, I will personally sue you, the hospital, Tammuz, and anyone else our lawyers can think of! NURSE     But I-- DOCTOR     What seems to be the problem? PAMELA     Are you the person I should be screaming at? DOCTOR     Well, I don't know about that-- PAMELA     Then you best point me at the right one, since some screaming is well overdue. DOCTOR     Just tell me - calmly - what this is about. NURSE     It's her husband. PAMELA     My husband's BODY, you mean!  [starting to move from anger into tears] I was informed of his accident, that he was declared [suppressed sob] dead at the scene, and when I come to claim him... [deep breath, furious snarl]  He's missing. NURSE     I'm sure it's just a paperwork snafu. PAMELA     AND I know how some of you bastards are about selling celebrity corpses!  Don't think you can pull that crap on me! DOCTOR     Celebrity?  What was -uh, is - your husband's name? MUSIC SOUND     ZOMBIE MOAN LANDON     This fucking pisses me off no end - look at that poor bastard. SOUND     ZOMBIE MOAN LANDON     Look at this hand.  Three fingers gone, from a bloody hazardous environment.  [up]  They may not be human any more, but you sons-of-bitches still have to look after these beggars! MUSIC JUNE     Landon Frost! FRED     What? JUNE     I swear it was!  It's the snowflake on his shoulder.  He got it for his wife! FRED     Oh.  That can't be good.  Should we ... tell them? JUNE     Well...he IS dead.  Nothing'll change that. SOUND     DOOR OPENS, MANY FEET COME STORMING IN PAMELA     I already have Landon's private security at all your exits, and will personally go through each and every room until I find him - so you might as well hand him over. DOCTOR     But, but.. PAMELA     First, you are taking Big bill, here, and I down to your bloody incinerator -and don't try to tell me you don't have one. DOCTOR     Why? PAMELA     So no one has access to destroy the [falters] the ...evidence. SOUND     DOOR OPENS, THEY PASS OUT AGAIN FRED     Is that--? JUNE     [fatalistic] Oh boy! MUSIC LECTURER     We must stop treating ambulates as objects and start treating them as people - people very nearly like you and me.  With a bit of practice, anyone can speak clearly and slowly enough for a zombie to pick up on it.  SOUND     ZOMBIE MOAN LECTURER     If we could only follow the moans and groans of a group of zombies, I'm sure complete and fascinating conversations are going on, right under our disinterested human noses. MUSIC DILL     [on phone]  So soon?  Well, I guess we move on to plan B. [pause] She is? [upset] oh. SOUND     PHONE DOWN CHAMBERS     What is it? DILL     I - they-- PLASMUS     Quiet, please!  Time to turn it on! DILL     This may actually be a very bad... thing SOUND     A COUPLE OF ZAPS SOUND     RUSTLE CHAMBERS     Is that it? PLASMUS     Do you need me to shout "it's alive"? LANDON     [computer noise, not quite speech] DILL     Ohhhh boy. CHAMBERS     Does that thing make it able to talk? LANDON     [machine, more gobbledygook] PLASMUS     Ambulates have always been able to talk.  They simply operate on a much slower scale than we do.  It is something about the brain synapses, the ambi-twist simply cannot get them back to normal speed. DILL     [prompt] They're how much slower than humans? PLASMUS     I said not to do that. DILL     I was just asking,.  Really. PLASMUS     They operate somewhere between 20 and 50% slower than humans.  That is why they have to be spoken to slowly. LANDON     [machine] Fuck you! PLASMUS     [chuckles] Or not. DILL     [gasp] Is it supposed to do that? CHAMBERS     I thought you said that removing the head should negate the personality. PLASMUS     I'm sure it is just something programmed in.  My computer expert has quite a sense of humor. LANDON     [machine]  What the hell is going on? PLASMUS     [worried now] Or... not. DILL     This was supposed to make it docile!  CHAMBERS     At least the thing is tied down. SOUND     RIP OF RESTRAINTS PLASMUS     [frightened] Or... not! MUSIC TEACHER     Turn to page 40.  The chapter on the ambi-twist.  Amy, will you start? [grade school students, who read more or less well] AMY     The ambi-twist was a genetic modification first pioneered by Tammuz Corporation. BOBBY     With the best of intentions, this benevolent corporation was trying to help people. CORA     To overcome the issues with tissue rejection and make transplants one hundred percent successful. DESMOND     But the ambi-twist went a bit awry. [after a pause] ELLIE     [whispered] You have to read more. DESMOND     nuh-uh.  Not my fault it's a short sentence. ELLIE     Fine!  [ahem]  The ambi-twist altered the genetic makeup of the intended cells, yes, but it did not stop there, instead running amok through the entire body and giving the cells a life of their own. FRANK     Most of the population now carries the ambi-twist virus, which has little to no effect on them ... during their lifetime. DESMOND     [spooky noise] ooo-OO-oo EVERYONE     [joking zombie groans] MUSIC NOTE     LANDON IS COMPUTERIZED FROM HERE ON OUT LANDON     Why so gob-smacked?  Where the fuck am I? SOUND     THUMP GETTING OUT OF BED, FOOTSTEPS PLASMUS     This is very bad.  DILL     It's coming over.  Let me guess, it can see and hear through the computer unit too? PLASMUS     [wry]  Of course.  What use is a unit that bumps into walls and can't follow orders? LANDON     Is anyone planning to answer me? CHAMBERS     Look, you.  You've died and are now property.  Just lay back and shut up. DILL     Oh boy. LANDON     No, you look here, you lump of festering dog turd!  If I were dead, and I don't believe it for a minute - I have very specific contingencies in my will.  PLASMUS     [chuckles] Speaking of contingencies-- SOUND     SHOTGUN RACKING PLASMUS     I would call this experiment a conditional success. SOUND     SHOTGUN BLAST MUSIC HUSHED MC     And the ambulate "Gracie's darling" is now approaching the steps.  This is a level three hazard, since it typically takes an ambulate several tries.  Oh!  She's on the first step!  Very nicely corrected a stumble and managed to stick the second step.  Ah, but she's faltering -- Momentum can only carry one SO far, and this is where balance truly comes into play.  [gareth bowley] MUSIC SOUND     DOOR SLAMS SHUT CHAMBERS     Holy cow! PLASMUS     [gleeful] Did you see how fast it was? DILL     You mean when it walked off with your shotgun?  I thought we were done for! CHAMBERS     Looked like it nearly took your hand off, too. PLASMUS     [dismissive] It's broken,  It's fine.  [up] We must follow it! CHAMBERS     Get security on all the doors! DILL     On it. PLASMUS     Try not to hurt it! CHAMBERS     Belay that order.  Take that thing down at all costs.  And definitely before it leaves the building! MUSIC SURVIVALIST1     I don't care how many times they take this feed down and report me - I ain't gonna stand by and let them goddamn walking dead take over.  Since every one of us as dies turns into one of them, ain't no way we can keep ahead unless we thin the herd a bit.  SURVIVALIST2     Hell yeah.  Now on the chart behind me, you see a human-- SURVIVALIST1     or zombie-- SURVIVALIST2     right, "or zombie," body with various areas marked in red.  Those are your standard  targets, right there.  The head is, of course, the primary, since the bastards won't stop walking without that being gone. SURVIVALIST1     Even that don't put 'em down right away, but if you can get it GONE-- SURVIVALIST2     Sure is funny to watch them bump into walls, in't it? BOTH     [laugh] MUSIC AMB     HALLWAY SOUND     ALARMS, RUNNING FEET IN DISTANCE JUNE     Why do I suddenly feel like a job change? FRED     I'll help with the resume.  Let's scat.  SOUND     RUNNING FEET APPROACH JUNE     Oh shit! [dragging him out of the way] Over here! LANDON     Run, you little buggers!  I'll blow your fucking pop stand wide open!  FRED     Holy crap! JUNE     Ssh!  Maybe it won't notice us! LANDON     What are you looking at? FRED     Too late! JUNE     Please don't hurt us! LANDON     Hurt?  HURT?  I'm going to ruin you snotty little gits! FRED     Ruin, I can live with. SECURITY     Stop right there! SOUND     ASSORTED ZOMBIE MOANS JUNE     Sock troops! LANDON     [machine] Is this some kind of a sick joke?  Turning THEM against ME? SECURITY     Lay down the weapon and come along quietly, Top Hat. FRED     Top hat?  What is he, a Batman villain? MUSIC MOVIE ANNOUNCER     He was a normal boring man. NORMAL MAN     Hey honey - be late tonight. MOVIE ANNOUNCER     With a normal boring Life. NORMAL MAN     Yes, sir, I can get that done for you this afternoon. MOVIE ANNOUNCER     Until the day he died. NORMAL MAN     Excuse me - I feel - my chest - urk. SOUND     THUMP, DROP PHONE, ERROR TONE MOVIE ANNOUNCER     Now he was to work his way back to the top, against all odds... Coming soon-- NORMAL MAN     [zombie moan] MOVIE ANNOUNCER     --A NORMAL MAN starring Justin Bieber and an undead Jim Carrey. MUSIC JUNE     [up, yelling] We're not with him! LANDON     Toady. JUNE     We DO work at Tammuz. LANDON     This is Tammuz? SECURITY     You have a count of 5 to put down the shotgun.  ONE. [continues] TWO. THREE. FOUR. FRED     Haven't you noticed the logo everywhere? LANDON     My vision is ... strange.  [musing]  Tammuz.  The one place I could never get into... FRED     Not surprising. SECURITY     FIVE!  Get him! JUNE     They won't shoot in here - too many things  might blow up.  LANDON     What?  Helping me? JUNE     I love - loved your show. LANDON     Don't be surprised if I'm back on the air soon. SOUND     HIGH PITCHED WHISTLE FRED     Ow! JUNE     What the heck? SECURITY     I said get him, you maggoty turds!  Why are you stopping? LANDON     huh.  Funny how I knew to do that. MUSIC NOTE     Ad also plays, under, at very slow speed - for the ambulates watching. EDNA     Edna's chum on the go!  Whenever you're out and about, and no time to get home and feed the ambulate in your life, drop round to Edna's Chum.  We have the best quality, tastiest chum around - hot and fresh, just like mother might have made.  Available for dine-in, drive through and even delivery!  MUSIC PLASMUS     They have him cornered in sector five, west corridor!  Checkpoint X-14.  I must reclaim the unit after they take the body down. SOUND     PHONE RINGS DILL     I'll catch up.  You guys go on ahead. CHAMBERS     Hah!  You're not weaseling out that easily. DILL     One sec [to phone] Yeah?  Oh brilliant.  That's just the cherry on top. SOUND     HANGS UP CELL DILL     [annoyed] Guess what? PLASMUS     [threat] I have a taser here somewhere-- DILL     Okay! Okay!  There's a woman upstairs demanding her husband's body.  And because this night isn't deep enough in the shit, I have a feeling she's related to-- CHAMBERS     Oh IS she?  [chuckles]  We might be seeing daylight.  Come on. MUSIC NIGERIAN SCAM     With reverence I am contacting you.  I hope you will overlook my poor typistry.  I am a recently deceased individual that managed to conceal a large sum of money before joining rank one of the walking dead.  MUSIC SECURITY     Tell me you saw that, too. FRED     You mean how he just, like, whistled and all the zombies trotted off after him like the pied piper of Hamlet? JUNE     Hamlin. SECURITY     Yeah, that.  Good.  Now when I make my report, you two can back me up. FRED     Oh, uh-- We were actually leaving. SECURITY     I don't think so. JUNE     Not Leaving leaving.  We have to get back to our -uh- posts. SECURITY     That's different.  I'll give you an escort. FRED     Oh, boy. SOUND      DISTANT FOOTSTEPS PAMELA     You!  You there!  I want a word with you! FRED     Us? JUNE     Him.  you. SECURITY     Oh, me.  Yes ma'am? PAMELA     You look like someone in charge here.  You will tell me where my husband's body is! JUNE     Oh that.  He went thataway. PAMELA     WHAT? MUSIC ZOMBIE LIB     If you can understand this, you are one of us, my zombie brother or sister.  Come to the house with three crescent moons over the door, and we will guide you safely to our side of the wall.  Liberty for all! MUSIC SOUND     SHOTGUN SHOT INTO CEILING LANDON     I'm done fucking around.  You let us past, or the next shot brings you to OUR bloody side! COP     I can't!  I-- the door is on autolock!  Please, uh, mister - I got a wife and kids-- LANDON     You stupid little shit!  I have - had a wife to, but whatever genius did this-- PAMELA     [off a bit] Landon? LANDON     Oh my god.  Pamela? PAMELA     What did they-- [more concerned than panic] your head! LANDON     It's some insane experiment.  I'm dead. PAMELA     You can still see and hear me?  [wonder]  But you're not slowed? LANDON     Yes, I-- [REMEMBER STUPID ZOMBIE DOG ALL THIS TIME] COP     Sorry, sir, but I have to-- SOUND     SHOT ZOMBIEDOG     Leaps in the way of the bullet, body drops and hat goes flying, COP     Oh, shit. LANDON     Give me a minute, dear. PAMELA     [furious] Give me your gun. LANDON     No need. SOUND     WHISTLE ZOMBIES     [attack] COP     I was - I didn't - oh! LANDON     Poor stupid animal.  PAMELA     If not for that thing, you'd be dead. LANDON     I'll take this. SOUND     PICKS UP TOP HAT CHAMBERS     [coming in]  No, we'll take that.  Both of them, in fact. MUSIC ZOMBIE MAN     Look at me.  Now look at your zombie.  Now look back at me.  Your zombie will never look as good as me, but it can smell as good as me, with special deodorant soap from--[danar?] MUSIC FRED     [quiet] back away, quietly. JUNE     [quiet] If we can just get past the corner... LANDON     Who the fuck do you think you are? FRED     Helps that he's keeping their attention. CHAMBERS     We're the owners of that gadget you're currently wearing, and we want it back.  YOU, on the other hand, are expendable. LANDON     And you think I'm afraid of your gun?  If anyone knows how durable the undead are, I should bloody well think it was me. FRED     [quiet] I'm clear! JUNE     Just a bit more... SOUND     GUNSHOT CHAMBERS     The next one goes into HER. JUNE     [off] Her?  [gasp, then relieved] Oh - her - his wife. LANDON     You wouldn't. PLASMUS     You might want to consider-- CHAMBERS     Shut up - this is all your fault anyway. PLASMUS     But-- LANDON     Get behind me, dearest. PAMELA     He can't be mad enough to shoot me! CHAMBERS     Oh, I'm flipping furious, lady!  LANDON     She doesn't mean that kind of "MAD", you festering moronic baboon! MUSIC INTERVIEWER     We have an interview with someone actually on the scene.  What precisely was going on? JUNE     It was pandemonium!  The ambulates were just walking away after the ... uh, stranger. Interviewer     Like the pied piper of hamlin? JUNE     Or like spartacus. FRED     And when Mr. Chambers - I mean the defendant - shot Mrs. Frost-- JUNE     We're not supposed to talk about that! FRED     That's why they're pixilating our faces, isn't it? JUNE     That's next week's interveiw - this one is live! FRED     Oh shit.  Oh! INTERVIEWER     Now that you've started, you might as well finish.  What happened next? JUNE     [exasperated sigh] There goes our exclusive! MUSIC SOUND     GUNSHOT LANDON     Bastards! SOUND     HIGH PITCHED WHISTLE SOUND     ZOMBIE MOANS IN RESPONSE LANDON     [snarl] Bring me THAT one! PLASMUS     Which?  Oh! CHAMBERS     Stay back! PAMELA     [expiring]  Landon?  It hurts! LANDON     Hold on, dearest.  Keep breathing.  SOUND     GUNSHOT SOUND     ZOMBIE MOANS CHAMBERS     Get out of my way, you maggots! FRED     Come ON, June! JUNE     I have to see how it ends! SOUND     GUN SHOT JUNE     [gasp]  Or not! SOUND     ZOMBIES MOAN PLASMUS     Let go! don't touch me!  Ew!  Does anyone have some purell? PAMELA     [very weak]  Landon?  What- [gasp] what are you thinking? LANDON     Is it hard to implant the top hat device? PLASMUS     It's quite simple really - the connections are made remotely inside the wiring, so the longer it is on, the more enmeshed the interfaces become-- LANDON     Take this. SOUND     CLANG OF DOG'S UNIT PLASMUS     What do you--?  [realizing] Oh. MUSIC INTERVIEWER     But the zombies didn't harm Mr. Chambers? JUNE     He wanted - Landon wanted for him to stand in a human court for trial.  FRED     He said something about rotting in hell, but his accent was getting really thick. JUNE     He was crying! FRED     He's a computer.  I mean, the voice, at least, is computerized.  Why would it get choked up? INTERVIEWER     [to camera] Even now, Chambers is standing trial for the murder of Mrs. Pamela Frost.  While the videographic evidence is very convincing, the lack of an actual body has been a point hammered on by the defense. MUSIC SOUND     CRACKLE of STATIC, THEN FOCUS SOUND     [both are clearly computerized] LANDON     Can't broadcast too long, don't want you to trace us. PAMELA     We want to reach out to everyone who has been affected by the blight that is Tammuz. LANDON     Know this - relief is coming soon.  For now, just walk away, wherever you are.  We'll find you. PAMELA     And Merry Christmas, everyone. SOUND     HIGH PITCHED WHISTLE SOUND     ZOMBIE MOANS FILL SOUNDSCAPE END

Adkins Undisputed: The Most Complete Scott Adkins Podcast in the World
Where's My Whiz Bang?-Jean-Paul Ly's Speed Dating, Andor, and more Radial Updates

Adkins Undisputed: The Most Complete Scott Adkins Podcast in the World

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 106:01


Brought to you this week by #GlobalMartialArtsDay and Hi-Yah! Thank you @hiyahtv for the holiday mailer to celebrate #GlobalMartialArtsDay! Use code STREAM for one month free of #HiYAH The Boys dig into the great Jean-Paul Ly's new short films Speed Dating, Andor, and Liam had more updates from Radial Speed Dating

Pop Culture Leftovers
Episode 448: Avatar 2 Critic Reactions, Wednesday, Will Secret Wars Top Infinity War & Endgame?, Emancipation, Spoiler Alert, A Janitor, Killer Raccoons 2: Dark Christmas in the Dark, The Binge 2: It's A Wonderful Binge

Pop Culture Leftovers

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2022 153:41


Welcome to Episode 448! Among the topics this episode we talk about Avatar: The Way of Water's critic reactions and box office. We also discuss if Avengers: Secret Wars can top Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame. We are joined by Stephanie Chapman from Scene-It Movie Reviews. In Good Pop Bad Pop for MOVIES we talk about SPOILER ALERT out now in theaters. Bring your tissues for this one. We also discuss the new Will Smith movie EMANCIPATION on Apple TV+. Hi-Yah! is streaming a new martial arts action film from the same director of Baby Assassins with A JANITOR. And we talk about a couple of weird comedies: Killer Raccoons 2: Dark Christmas in the Dark and The Binge 2: It's A Wonderful Binge. In TV we talk about the Addams Family spin-off WEDNESDAY now on Netflix. And we talk about the true crime docuseries KILLER SALLY also on Netflix. In NEWS we talk about Nobody 2 and a possible Violent Night 2. In Marvel News will Secret Wars be better than Infinity War and Endgame? And a ton of rumors. Daredevil: Born Again is getting some TV-MA traction rumors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Phazecast
Disney Channel Original Movies, Donnie Yen and Spam | PhazeCast 53 LIVE!

The Phazecast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 28:46


In this live recorded episode of The PhazeCast, Xygni & Jeox discuss their favorite Disney Channel Original Movies, Hi-Yah and Shudder, and celebrate a whole year of podcasting. Also in this episode: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, velociraptors, and Spam. Title card art by Kaleb Leino Theme music by Michael Oden If you like the stuff we make and would like to support The PhazeCast and The PhazePoint, you can donate or subscribe to us here: https://anchor.fm/phazecast/support --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/phazecast/support

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast
Halloween Kung Fu Madness: The Miracle Fighters

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 52:43


New episode alert! BUT FIRST, please follow the new official Instagram page for the podcast @martialartsmaniapodcast! We are switching over from our old page to try and increase the reach of the podcast, so make sure and follow and share! ANYWAY...This time around, Gavin and I have a fun Halloween themed episode as we review the absolutely BONKERS Hong Kong Fantasy Kung Fu comedy extravaganza- The Miracle Fighters! Directed by the legendary Yuen Woo-Ping, and featuring almost the entire Yuen clan, as well as Hong Kong film veterans Eddy Ko and Bryan Leung, this 1982 Golden Harvest production melds genres, action styles and just about everything else in between to give audiences one hell of a crazy ride! With fantastical Taoist magic, hard core grounded Kung Fu, as well as top-notch wirework, you can expect to be thoroughly entertained throughout this entire picture which can currently be seen on our favorite Hi-Yah! app. Don't forget to subscribe, download and share with you friends! Thanks again for the continued support!

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast
Japanese Action Cinema: A Janitor

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 54:02


New episode alert! This week, Gavin and I discuss one of the newest entries on the Hi-Yah! app, the Japanese Yakuza action picture ‘A Janitor'. Listen in as we discuss what we liked about the film, where it fell short and how it compares to the landscape of lower budget Japanese action picture from the past decade or so. We also discuss some exciting news about the podcast and our first live event we will be attending! Don't forget to subscribe, download and share with your friends! Thanks again for your continued support!

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The Martial Arts Mania Podcast
Angela Mao Cinema: Broken Oath

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 51:34


New episode alert! This week, Gavin and I discuss the Angela Mao Kung Fu flick- ‘Broken Oath'! A remake of the Japanese cult classic, ‘Lady Snowblood' (which was a major inspiration for Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill) this revenge picture features some stellar action sequences and phenomenal kicking displays thanks to both Angela Mao and her co-star Bruce Leung. Listen in as we discuss the overall production, it's significance in the landscape of the evolution of the Kung Fu genre, and of course the fight scenes! Broken Oath is available now on our favorite app, Hi-Yah TV. If you haven't given this one a watch yet, we highly recommend it. And if you haven't signed up for Hi-Yah yet… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Don't forget to subscribe, download and share with your friends! Thanks again for your continued support!

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast
She Shoots Straight

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 53:39


After an extended hiatus, Gavin and I are back and better than ever! This time around, we discuss one of the newest, old-school classics to drop on the Hi-Yah app- the “girls with guns” classic, ‘She Shoots Straight'. Starring Joyce Mina Godenzi, aka Miss Hong Kong 1984 aka Mrs. Sammo Hung, and directed by veteran Hong Kong filmmaker Cory Yuen, this hard-hitting female driven action picture delivers on so many levels! Listen in as we breakdown what we liked about, what left us wanting more, and one of the most brutal machete displays we have ever seen! Plus, stay tuned till the end to hear the weird connection that WE BOTH HAVE to Joyce Godenzi! Don't forget to subscribe, download and share with your friends! Thanks again for your continued support!

Pop Culture Leftovers
Episode 437: Rumored Fantastic Four Castings, Baby Assassins, The Patient, Rian Johnson Star Wars Movies Still Happening?, Fakes, McEnroe, Pantheon, Salvage Marines, Devil In Ohio, Untold: Operation Flagrant Foul, MCU Rumors

Pop Culture Leftovers

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 225:46


Welcome to Episode 437. We are joined by Joe Stark from StarkCast podcast on this episode. We do go over the winners for the 1883 and Top Gun: Maverick contests! So if you entered be sure to listen to find out if you won a copy! In Good Pop Bad Pop for movies this week we talk about BABY ASSASSINS now available to watch on Hi-Yah! or on VOD. A movie that features 2 teenage female assassins as they try not only be assassins but take on normal part time jobs. We also discuss the new John McEnroe documentary MCENROE now available on Showtime. In TV this week we talk about THE PATIENT on FX and Hulu starring Steve Carell and Domhnall Gleeson. A new series where Steve Carell plays a therapist who's new patient played by Domhnall Gleeson reveals himself to be a serial killer. We watched the new sci-fi action series SALVAGE MARINES starring Casper Van Dien on Crackle. We discuss the new AMC+ animated show PANTHEON from Titmouse Animation. Netflix dropped a new series FAKES where teenage best friends Zoe and Becca set out to build their own fake ID empire, but when business starts booming, their life of crime gets way too real. Netflix dropped a new episode of Untold and we talk about OPERATION FLAGRANT FOUL and a new series with DEVIL IN OHIO. In Marvel News we do talk about SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW Episode 3. When Daredevil shows up in She-Hulk will Charlie Cox be playing the same Matt Murdock that he did in the Netflix show? There's rumored castings for both Reed Richards and Sue Storm for the FANTASTIC FOUR movie. And Sir Ben Kingsley joins the cast of WONDER MAN. In DC News is Jason Momoa being silly? And finally in Star Wars we talk about John Boyega's recent quotes about The Rise of Skywalker and Rian Johnson talks about his Star Wars movies and if they are still happening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast
Baby Assassins Movie Review

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 4:22


Baby Assassins is Fast and Fun!  Baby Assassins is the latest release from Well Go USA Entertainment to come out of the Japanese market and it is both fast and fun.  This well paced and well Directed action comedy can not help but engage you from the opening scene. Synopsis Upon graduation, highly trained teenage assassins Chisato and Mahiro are informed by upper management that they will need to hold down “normal” jobs as a cover, and—even worse—they'll be forced to share an apartment. However, after an unfortunate run-in with a Yakuza member, the two must band together to survive an epic fight for their lives. BABY ASSASSINS, debuting July 22 exclusively on the martial arts streaming service Hi-YAH! before hitting Digital, Blu-rayTM and DVD August 16 from Well Go USA Entertainment. Check out our written review: https://tkdlifemagazine.com/2022/07/15/baby-assassins-is-fast-and-fun/ *Presented by BET Online.   Use Promo Code BLEAV for your 50% welcome Bonus

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Best Friends Club Podcast
S7 Ep 24 The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding PART 2 - SEASON 7 FINALE!

Best Friends Club Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 75:11


Someone is pregnant, someone has disappeared, someone is drunk, someone is lying about a hair transplant, someone is HI YAH-ing, someone found Chandler......'s vest and someone is getting married today!!!! Season 7 ends us with a little baby cliffhanger (see what I did there?) and a little summer slash winter break for Renee and Ashley depending on which hemisphere you live in. See you next school year!

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast
Ip Man: The Awakening-Movie Review

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 5:28


IP MAN: THE AWAKENING, the Well Go USA Entertainment release debuting exclusively on the martial arts streaming service Hi-YAH! this Friday (May 20)before hitting Digital, Blu-ray™ and DVD June 21 from Well Go USA Entertainment. Marc Zirogiannis provides a review of the latest film in a series of International, Chinese exports about the legendary teacher of Bruce Lee. *Presented by Bet Online Visit http://www.betonline.ag and use the code: BLEAV

Pop Culture Leftovers
Episode 421: Thor: Love and Thunder Trailer, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Moon Knight 3 & 4, The Northman, Outer Range, Tokyo Vice, Dog, Dual, The Outlaws, Vinyl Nation, Killing It, They Call Me Magic, Father Stu, Choose or Die, Spiritwalker, Ni

Pop Culture Leftovers

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 292:18


Welcome to Episode 421. In this episode the Leftovers are joined by Joe Stark from StarkCast podcast as well as Kevin Shanks from Dose Makes the Poison: The Toxcast. We talk about episodes 3 of 4 of MOON KNIGHT to start the show. We then do our THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER Trailer Breakdown. This week in Good Pop Bad Pop for Movies Brian talks about the new Channing Tatum movie DOG as well as a new science fiction thriller DUAL. We all watched Robert Eggers movie THE NORTHMAN starring Alexander Skarsgård. We also got a chance to see EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE now in theaters. Brian talks about seeing FATHER STU starring Mark Wahlberg. NIGHTS END dropped on Shudder and we review this horror story that features an online attempt at exorcism. The streaming service Hi-Yah! released a new original SPIRITWALKER where after waking up from a car crash unable to remember anything about his life, a man begins regaining consciousness in a new body every 12 hours. A new documentary about the resurgence of vinyl records dropped on video on demand with VINYL NATION. And a new horror film CHOOSE OR DIE has hit Netflix where a student who plays an obscure 1980s survival computer game in pursuit of an unclaimed $100,000 prize. After a series of unexpectedly terrifying moments, she soon realizes she's no longer playing for the money, but for her own life. In TV this week we talk about the new Amazon Prime series THE OUTLAWS starring Christopher Walken and Stephen Merchant. Amazon also released a new science fiction series set in the West starring Josh Brolin, OUTER RANGE. Apple TV+ has released all 4 episodes of the Magic Johnson docuseries THEY CALL ME MAGIC. A new comedy from the makers of Brooklyn Nine Nine starring Craig Robinson is out to watch on Peacock in KILLING IT. And a new HBO Max series TOKYO VICE has hit the streamer with Ansel Elgort and Ken Watanabe in leading roles. In News we talk about Indiana Jones 5 quotes from Mads Mikkelsen. SEGA is developing a STREETS OF RAGE movie. Ben Affleck is directing a movie about the shoe company Nike starring himself and Matt Damon. And Netflix is paying $30 million dollars an episode on STRANGER THINGS season 4. In Marvel News it looks like Michael Waldron is working on an X-MEN related project if rumors are true.

Field Of Screens - The Sports Movie Podcast
Retrospective ACTION - The Hi-YAH! FINALE

Field Of Screens - The Sports Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2022 50:14


This week it's the finale to the epic audio drama Hi-YAH! as well as discussions on the new Rooney documentary, Cobra Kai Season 3 and the best single scene in sports movie history! Enjoy! GET IN TOUCH Web: sportsmovie.co.uk linktr.ee/fospod  Email: fieldofscreenspod@gmail.com Twitter & Insta: @fos_pod Music copyright details -  https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/BGlHlMSuB7/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/nYiWVKiKI5/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/SYYD70jueu/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/0vy4SvB0fa/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/wy2R9p76tx/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/c9gFftt5SS/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/VVwVUUkVnL/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/XNsFuBEVJd/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/hf36A4I62O/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/ipBzLUtq3N/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/dTwIvTUr7l/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/Xbv6Tcaj25/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/ceznzKB14e/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/dOY7cekh63/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/xU9O0U1ciG/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/tFRCFprKF7/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/BcdKO88MXS/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/QedRa7qcdT/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/RuRUxXHoKk/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/9vH6BoL9G5/

Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

Episode 197 This show has stories about Jesus, cats, the mile high club, love, showers and a humanitarian mission. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Get fun stuff at... www.patreon.com/bettyinthesky Instagram... Bettyinthesky Twitter... Skybetty

Field Of Screens - The Sports Movie Podcast
Retrospective ACTION! - Air Bud deleted scenes and Cobra Kai recap!

Field Of Screens - The Sports Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 51:10


It's time for more Retrospective Action! This week we have the amazing Hi-YAH! episode three, 'deleted scenes' from Air Bud and a recap of Cobra Kai season one!! Not to mention some teasers ahead of our Christmas episode on Santa With Muscles! GET IN TOUCH Web: sportsmovie.co.uk linktr.ee/fospod  Email: fieldofscreenspod@gmail.com Twitter & Insta: @fos_pod Music copyright details -  FormantX - Destiny Rising Mandala Dreams - Origami Voyage Lupus Nocte - Hadouken Sound effect: Whip Whoosh Medium 2 Sound effect: Whip Whoosh Large 3 https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/Ppqlwz4E5u/  https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/s5pOLU5XbV/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/bloK41SecR/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/5QrSlB2kp4/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/T49iiTZ0Zo/ https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/kuqrBtUYj5/  

Field Of Screens - The Sports Movie Podcast
Retrospective ACTION! - Charting in Hong Kong and hyped up for Hi-Yah!

Field Of Screens - The Sports Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 38:56


On this week's Retrospective ACTION! James and dKiff talk about smashing through the glass ceiling and hitting the heights of the Apple Podcasts charts as well as looking back at Teen Wolf and Friday Night Lights and looking forward to Hi-Yah Episode Two! GET IN TOUCH Web: sportsmovie.co.uk linktr.ee/fospod  Email: fieldofscreenspod@gmail.com Twitter & Insta: @fos_pod Music copyright details -  Hampus Naeselius - Breaking Through the Gate Yi Nantiro - The Dice Is Cast Sight of Wonders - Japanese Garden FormantX - Destiny Rising

Field Of Screens - The Sports Movie Podcast
Retrospective ACTION! - Arsene‘s Invincibles and Hi-YAH! Episode1!!

Field Of Screens - The Sports Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 47:15


On this edition of Retrospective ACTION! James and dKiff welcome Sports Journalist Sonia Twigg who was at the premiere of the new Arsene Wenger movie, they read out listeners comments on Teen Wolf and it's finally time for the long awaited debut of Hi-YAH!  GET IN TOUCH Web: sportsmovie.co.uk linktr.ee/fospod  Email: fieldofscreenspod@gmail.com Twitter & Insta: @fos_pod Music copyright details -  Star Wars end theme - John Williams Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas Dragon Tamer / Conquest - https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/tROu0Eg8Gd/ Sight of Wonders / Japanese Garden - https://www.epidemicsound.com/track/4EexXHllhO/ 

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast

New episode alert! We're back! FINALLY! We apologize about the long hiatus, but both Gavin and I had a ton of cool stuff going on the past few weeks (including hanging out together and training with our sensei Peter "Sugarfoot" Cunningham) which had us a little preoccupied. However, we have a special new episode where we catch you up on everything that's been going on, including a New Beverly double Kung Fu screening, Gavin meeting one of his childhood heroes and most importantly, the movie we are discussing, the masterpiece that is ‘Raging Fire'. The final film of iconic Hong Kong director Benny Chan, this epic action picture starring Donnie Yen and Nicholas Tse is one of the best Hong Kong action pictures in recent memory, chock-full of stellar shoot outs and phenomenal martial arts sequences. Hard hitting, brutal and furiously paced, this cops and robbers heist thriller is certain to keep you on the edge of your seat. I was so blown away, that I went to see it TWICE in theaters. If you missed the theatrical run, no worries, it will be getting released by Well Go USA on the Hi-Yah app next month! Definitely check this one out when you get the chance, and remember to subscribe, download and share the podcast! We are available on Soundcloud and Apple Podcasts. We hope you enjoy!

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast
Hydra (2021) is a Small Film That Backs a Big Punch

Taekwondo Life Magazine's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 9:12


A look at Well-Go USA's Hydra, a Japanese Martial Arts action thriller. Look for Hydra on Hi-Yah!, on Blue-ray, DVD and POD NOW! Hydra Is a Small Film That Packs a Big Punch. Hydrais a Japanese martial arts action action drama released by Well Go USAthis week. The film marks Kensuke Sonomura's directorial debut and stars Masanori Mimoto as Takashi, the lead role. It is surprisingly good. Hydra is Japanese with English Subtitles.MPA Rating: unrated, violence, sometimes graphicCast: Masanori Mimoto, Miu, Takashi Nishiona, Takaya Aoyagi, Tasuko Nagase, Satoshe Kibe and Kazunori YajimaCredits: Directed by Kensuke Sonomura, script by Jiro Kaneko.A Well Go USA release.Running time: 1:17*Presented by Bet OnlineSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast
Japanese Cinema: Hydra

The Martial Arts Mania Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 59:53


New episode alert!!!! This week Gavin and I discuss the 2019 Japanese martial arts thriller ‘Hydra', directed by Kensuke Sonomura and starring Takashi Sato. We break down everything ranging from: the slow-burning but well executed story, the impressive cinematography and of course the INSANE fight scenes! This film has gained a lot of positive buzz since its initial release and has most recently become available to stream on the ‘Hi-Yah!' app, as well as receiving a blu-ray release courtesy of Well Go USA. There was a whole hell of a lot we enjoyed about this movie, but also some slight criticisms we had. Listen in as we give our insight in to what we thought worked, what could be improved upon and why you should definitely check out this high-octane flick! Remember to subscribe, like and download if you enjoy the episode! Thanks for the continued support!

Microphones of Madness
Microphones of Madness- Crazy Samurai: 400 v 1

Microphones of Madness

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 33:45


Steve and Rodney take a look at what is sure to be a chanbara cult classic: Crazy Samurai: 400 v 1. A film that touts a 77 minute long single take fight sequence.  Check it out on the Hi-Yah! streaming service or that place that has everything.

Kung Fu Movie Guide Podcast
Episode 71 - Philip Ng

Kung Fu Movie Guide Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 71:19


When Philip Ng burst onto the scene in his 2014 leading-man debut, 'Once Upon a Time in Shanghai' - co-starring Sammo Hung and with fight choreography by Yuen Woo-ping - followed by his turn as Bruce Lee in the 2016 Hollywood biopic, 'Birth of the Dragon', the kung fu movie world was introduced to a wonderful new talent. In reality, of course, Philip's story of overnight success could not have been further from the truth. Since the early 2000s - when Philip decided to leave his home in Chicago to pursue a career in Hong Kong action cinema - he had been working tirelessly both in front and behind the camera, developing his skills as an action director and actor. He has become a leading light in a new generation of Hong Kong actors adept at sharing the screen with everyone from Donnie Yen to Simon Yam, Jackie Chan to Louis Koo, and working with directors as diverse as Ringo Lam, Stephen Fung, Benny Chan and Wong Jing. His 2019 martial arts film, 'Undercover Punch and Gun' - which is out now in North America courtesy of Well Go USA - is a love letter to the sort of Hong Kong action comedies he grew up watching in the 1980s and 90s. It sees him reunite with his long-time buddies and frequent collaborators, Andy On and Van Ness Wu. As well as being a fight-filled homage to the golden age of Hong Kong action movies, the film is equally dedicated to the three actors' friendship, which first started back in 2003 on the tournament movie, 'Star Runner'. Listen as Philip discusses his journey from an aspiring young martial artist into a fully fledged kung fu film star - and the ups and downs he has experienced along the way. LINKS Philip Ng on IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1264535/ Philip Ng on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/straightblast5/ Philip Ng on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NgWanLung/ Philip Ng profile on Kung Fu Movie Guide: http://bit.ly/ProfilePhilipNg 'Undercover Punch and Gun' website: https://www.wellgousa.com/films/undercover-punch-gun 'Undercover Punch and Gun' trailer: https://youtu.be/tNpZg_qzVjk Buy 'Undercover Punch and Gun' on Blu-ray, DVD and digital: https://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Punch-Gun-Blu-ray-Andy/dp/B091F2BJHQ 'Undercover Punch and Gun' review on Kung Fu Movie Guide: https://bit.ly/UndercoverPunchAndGun 'Once Upon a Time in Shanghai' review on Kung Fu Movie Guide: http://bit.ly/OnceUponATimeInShanghai Hi-YAH! website - start your free trial (USA only): https://www.hiyahtv.com/ Hi-YAH! on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiYAHTV Hi-YAH! on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hiyahtv/ Well Go USA on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wellgousa Well Go USA on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wellgousa/ Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association: http://www.ngfamilymartialarts.com/

Astro Awani
Agenda AWANI: Filem geran "Bersilat" di Hollywood

Astro Awani

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 30:19


Satu demi satu pencapaian dilakar oleh produksi filem Geran. Terbaharu bakal ditayangkan di Amerika Syarikat dengan judul Silat Warriors: Deed of Death di platform digital, Hi-Yah bermula 4 Jun ini.  Sejauh mana pencapaian ini mampu memberi suntikan semangat dan lonjakan buat pemain industri kreatif lain untuk bangkit mendepani cabaran semasa khususnya ketika era pandemik? Diskusinya jam 8.30 malam.

The easternKicks.com Podcast
Episode 22: Tokyo Dragon Chef vs Crazy Samurai

The easternKicks.com Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 71:48


James and Andy are joined by Life Of Action and action co-ordinator Mike Fury to chat about Tokyo Gore Police director Yoshihiro Nishimura similarly-titled (but somewhat less gory) Tokyo Dragon Chef, as well as looking back on the career of Japan's 'Tom Savini'. We also discuss the latest from frequent Nishimura collaborator Tak Sakaguchi, Crazy Samurai: 400 vs. 1, aka Crazy Samurai Musashi, featuring a 77-minute one-take. This episode's timecodes 00:00:31 - Episode introduction 00:02:00 - Tokyo Dragon Chef review 00:17:10 - Yoshihiro Nishimura's career and previous work 00:32:22 - What happened to the Japanese 'splatterpunk' scene? 00:44:26 - What are the chances of online or Blu-ray releases? 00:53:44 - Crazy Samurai: 400 vs. 1 review 01:11:13 - Outro Tokyo Dragon Chef is available now on digital and DVD from Terracotta Distribution. Crazy Samurai: 400 vs. 1 is on Well Go USA's streaming service Hi-YAH now, with a Digital, Blu-ray and DVD from March 2.

Pop Culture Leftovers
Episode 368: Willy’s Wonderland, WandaVision Ep. 6, Judas and the Black Messiah, Spider-Man 3 & Black Panther 2 Talk, Minari, Nomadland, Fake Famous, Crazy Samurai: 400 vs 1

Pop Culture Leftovers

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 259:38


Welcome to Episode 368. In this episode we are joined by Stephanie Chapman from popcultureleftovers.com and Neil Thollander from the SmorgasBorg podcast. New contest this week! Win a copy of Greenland! Listen for details! For Good Pop Bad Pop this week it’s all movies as we talk about the new Nicolas Cage horror comedy Willy’s Wonderland out now on VOD. Cage plays a quiet drifter is tricked into a janitorial job at the now condemned Willy’s Wonderland. The mundane tasks suddenly become an all-out fight for survival against wave after wave of demonic animatronics. Fists fly, kicks land, titans clash — and only one side will make it out alive. Brian and Stephanie talk about the new A24 film Minari starring Steven Yeun (The Walking Dead, Burning) about a Korean American family that moves to an Arkansas farm in search of its own American dream. We discuss the new Frances McDormand film Nomadland directed by Chloe Zhao. HBO Max dropped a new film this week starring Daniel Kaluuya and LaKeith Stanfield in Judas and the Black Messiah. We all talk about the Disney+ documentary Behind the Mask as well as an HBO documentary Fake Famous. The movie Antebellum dropped on Hulu and we discuss this wild movie. And Crazy Samurai: 400 vs 1 dropped on the martial arts streamer Hi-Yah! this week. We’ll let you know if this ambitious action film that has a 77 minute action sequence shot in one continuous take is worth watching. In News Michael B. Jordan is going to be behind a Muhammad Ali series. Donald Glover and Phoebe Waller-Bridge are teaming up for a Mr. & Mrs. Smith series. And the Face Off movie is a sequel and not a remake talk. In Marvel News Tom Holland is denying reports of Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 3. Michael B. Jordan is open to returning to the MCU. And 4chan has rumors about The Falcon and the Winter Soldier series. And finally join us for our discussion about WandaVision Episode 6 “All-New Halloween Spooktacular!”

The Last Action Heroes
Bloodsport (1988)

The Last Action Heroes

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 67:50


HI-YAH!!!!! Get your black belt on and your roundhouse kicks ready as The Last Action Heroes delve into the seedy under belly of Hong Kong to infiltrate the dangerous mixed martial arts tournament of Kumite in BLOODSPORT! Follow Ray JESPson, Senso DANaka, Chong LEON and BJORN Claude Van Damme as they fight to survive their way through the 1988 martial arts classic that made 'The Muscles From Brussels' Jean Claude Van Damme a bonefide action star. Taking on the (allegedly) true story of Franx Dux for his first major film, Van Damme goes AWOL from his armed forces unit and travels to Hong Kong to fight in honour of his Sensei and father figure in the secretive and deadly fighting tournament known as the Kumite. His experiences there will test his skills to the limit as he fights his way through a throng (I said throng!) of world class fighters, forges the bonds of brotherhood and makes a very dangerous enemy in the form of last seasons Kumite winner, a walking tank who has been known to kill his opponents for fun.In this bloody and bruised episode we delve into everything that makes this movie an 80's action staple from the bone-crunchingly awesome fight choreography and sweat soaked cinematography of the arena to the amazingly bad acting and highly questionable authenticity of the films true events. We also discover just what it takes to be able to make a cup of tea blindfolded! Will this be OK USA! or as cheesy as on old pair of gym shorts? Join us and find out...but first you must Dim Mak this pile of old bricks! Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! ---------- Find us on Twitter: @TL_ActionHeroes Or find us on Instagram: @thelastactionheroespodcast

Idol Nation
Wax On, Wax Off: We Got Cobra Kai-ed

Idol Nation

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 38:38


Get your bonsai shears out, put your earbuds in, and transcend into the world of karate. HI-YAH! That's right, this week we dove into the merciless world of the "Karate Kid" and it's evolution into the modern-day "Cobra Kai" series. Check out Dory's interview with Ralph Macchio Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe! Tune in every Thursday for an all-new episode! Connect with us! Twitter: @idolnationpod Instagram: @idolnationpod Meet your hosts! Twitter: @LaurenBCantrell Instagram: @LaurenBCantrell Twitter: @Dory_Jackson Instagram: @Dory_Jackson --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/idol-nation/support

Choppin' It Down
Choppin' It Down Trailer!

Choppin' It Down

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 0:55


HI-YAH! Choppin' It Down is a show where three young men talk about the topics that need to be talked about. We look at society from different aspects and reflect on how we feel the world is changing around us.

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