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To all the amazing women out there, embracing empowerment means taking charge of your narrative, shattering stereotypes, and embracing your unique journey. By investing in yourself, you not only uplift your own life but inspire countless others to do the same. Let's foster a culture where women are encouraged to dream big, pursue their passions, and fearlessly carve their paths. Remember, when women thrive, communities flourish. So, let's champion each other, celebrate our successes, and stand together in solidarity. On this note, we welcome you to this episode of the Vivid Vision podcast, where Shevo Umweni had an enlightening conversation with the inspiring Urmi Hossain, who is dedicated to empowering girls and women through lifestyle and financial advice. Join us as Urmi shares her journey, insights on women's empowerment, and the transformative power of self-development. Get ready for an enlightening conversation that will leave you motivated to embrace your own journey of empowerment and growth. Contact Urmi: LinkedIn: https://ca.linkedin.com/in/urmi-hossain Get her book: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0B75X14G7/ref=sr_1_2?crid=38ODHSOSYZ3W8&keywords=urmi+hossain&qid=1658373403&sprefix=urmi+hossain%2Caps%2C98&sr=8-2 YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZoiI0SGU0Xo9_lNjtLWtgg IG: instagram.com/urmamio/ Her blog: myways.ca If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note. Click this link to send a voice note. https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/shevisionz/message Your voice will be published in the next episode. Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and X (Twitter) - @shevisionz Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

On this Episode of the Vivid Vision Podcast, Daniel Hauge is the guest. With a journey that's nothing short of resilience, Daniel shares his journey from overcoming drug abuse, crime, and mental illness to building a 6-figure business and achieving success in multiple areas of life. As the founder of Passion 4 Achievement, Daniel is dedicated to helping online entrepreneurs and freelancers eliminate wasted potential and design a lifestyle that aligns with their values. Shevo Umweni led Daniel to share his inspiring story, sharing how he climbed from a warehouse worker to training and managing over 100 people, wrote a #1 international Amazon best-selling book, and achieved a dream physique in just six months. Listen to get a dose of motivation and practical advice on how to perform at your best in business and life. Here is the link to Daniel's website: https://passion4achievement.com His Instagram is: https://www.instagram.com/iamdanielhauge/ . If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and X (Twitter) - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

Step into Chastity's candid narrative on the Vivid Vision podcast. In this episode with Shevo Umweni, she unveils her journey from the Midwest to spiritual clarity, sharing relatable tales of heartbreak, multiple marriages, and a quest for truth. Through her book, "From the Wilderness to the Narrow Path," Chastity invites listeners to ponder life's deeper questions and embrace simplicity in faith. Discover how she navigated the complexities of organized religion to find solace in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. With humour and humility, Chastity proves that spirituahumouris about authenticity, not dogma. Join her as she sheds light on the path less travelled, offering practical insights for those seeking purpose amidst life's chaos. You can reach out to Chastity Dawn on her website: https://chastitydawn.com If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and X (Twitter) - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

In this episode of "The Vivid Vision Podcast, Shevo Umweni hosts author Branch Isole who delves into the intricate dynamics of repairing relationships with his expert insights on "Seven Steps to Relationship Repair." Drawing from his extensive literary repertoire and enriched global experiences, Isole highlights the paramount importance of communication as the bedrock for nurturing healthy relationships. He skillfully guides listeners through practical methods to mend broken relationships, emphasizing personal accountability and the power of forgiveness. With a compassionate approach, he addresses the complexities of heartbreak, offering invaluable strategies for healing and resilience. Isole's wisdom, honed through years of advanced studies and spiritual exploration, offers listeners a profound perspective on navigating the intricate terrain of human connections. Tune in to uncover transformative insights and actionable steps towards fostering enduring, fulfilling relationships. If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and X (Twitter) - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

In this episode of "The Vivid Vision Podcast, Shevo Umweni hosts author Branch Isole who delves into the intricate dynamics of repairing relationships with his expert insights on "Seven Steps to Relationship Repair." Drawing from his extensive literary repertoire and enriched global experiences, Isole highlights the paramount importance of communication as the bedrock for nurturing healthy relationships. He skillfully guides listeners through practical methods to mend broken relationships, emphasizing personal accountability and the power of forgiveness. With a compassionate approach, he addresses the complexities of heartbreak, offering invaluable strategies for healing and resilience. Isole's wisdom, honed through years of advanced studies and spiritual exploration, offers listeners a profound perspective on navigating the intricate terrain of human connections. Tune in to uncover transformative insights and actionable steps towards fostering enduring, fulfilling relationships. If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and X (Twitter) - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

Meet Fiona, a resilient and inspiring voice from Melbourne, Australia. Fiona's journey through life with legal blindness has been a testament to her strength and courage. Her story, filled with triumphs and challenges, is a powerful tale of learning to embrace oneself and finding beauty in diversity. As a resilience coach and motivational speaker, Fiona's mission is to spread a message of positivity and empowerment. In a conversation on the Vivid Vision podcast with Shevo Umweni, Fiona opens up about her experiences, offering a unique perspective on life and the power of resilience. Her words are a beacon of hope for anyone facing adversity, shining a light on the resilience and strength that lives within us all. Join us as we delve into Fiona's story, gaining insight, inspiration, and perhaps a new outlook on life. If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and X (Twitter) - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

Join Shevo Umweni on the Vivid Vision Podcast (VVP) as he talks with the inspiring and faith-filled author, Debbie Adams, to discuss her latest book, "Divine Promises." In this captivating episode, Debbie delves into the unshakable promises of God and shares her personal testimony of faith and resiliency. Through her engaging storytelling and unwavering belief, Debbie shows us the power of trust and reliance on God's promises in our lives. Whether you're seeking spiritual guidance or simply want to be uplifted by a heartwarming story, this episode is a must-listen. Listen to gain valuable insights and a deeper understanding of God's unwavering faithfulness in the face of life's challenges. Don't miss out on this empowering conversation with Debbie Adams on the Vivid Vision Podcast. . . If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and X (Twitter) - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

In this compelling episode of the Vivid Vision Podcast, VVP, Shevo Umweni dives deep into the realm of heartbreak and healing as he is joined by the remarkable Dr. Marcia Martin M Ed, Ph.D. – The Heart Healer. Dr. Martin's compassionate and empowering guidance offers a beacon of hope for anyone grappling with the pain and anguish of a broken heart. As a spiritual empowerment counsellor and clairaudient angel communicator, her poignant insights and transformative Angel Heart Healing Technique provide a source of solace and rejuvenation for those navigating the tumultuous waters of love and relationships. Through poignant anecdotes and profound expertise, Dr. Martin illuminates the path towards healing and restoration, empowering listeners to transcend their emotional turmoil and reclaim their inner strength. This episode is a compelling exploration of the human experience, delving into the complexities of love, loss, and the profound resilience of the human spirit. Dr Martin's words serve as a balm for the fractured heart, offering genuine insight and inspiration for anyone seeking solace and renewal in the wake of heartbreak. Join us as we embark on a transformative journey of healing and rediscovery - don't miss the Vivid Vision Podcast's soul-stirring conversation with Dr Marcia Martin M Ed, Ph D. You can reach Dr. Marcia at http://www.thehearthealingfoundation.org/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mmhearthealer . If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and X (Twitter) - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

In this Episode of the Vivid Vision Podcast, Shevo Umweni has the privilege to interview Colonel Damon Wells, a retired military officer and strategic leader. He shares his profound insights on leadership. With a career spanning multiple levels of command, instructional roles at West Point, and strategic operations, Colonel Damon brings invaluable experiences that transcend military service. His academic journey in Psychology, Kinesiology, and Strategic Studies further enriches his perspectives on effective leadership. In this episode, Mr. Damon discusses the core tenets of leadership, including adaptability and commitment to excellence. Drawing from his extensive background, he elucidates how these qualities are pivotal in navigating today's complex and rapidly evolving world. His expertise extends beyond military contexts, touching on the universal principles of leadership that resonate with diverse audiences. Mr. Damon's publications on topics ranging from health and fitness to combat advisory principles showcase his broad intellectual curiosity and thought leadership. His service has been recognized with prestigious awards, including the Legion of Merit and the Bronze Star Medal, underscoring his exceptional contributions to the field of leadership. You will find this episode both engaging and thought-provoking as Colonel Damon shares actionable strategies for fostering leadership skills. Whether you are a seasoned leader or aspiring to cultivate leadership qualities, this episode is a must-listen. Join us as we delve into the essence of effective leadership, guided by the profound wisdom of Mr. Damon. . If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

Discover the transformative power of music in the latest episode of the Vivid Vision Podcast, where we had the pleasure of hosting Birgit Livesey, a passionate music enthusiast from Melbourne, Australia. Birgit shared her personal journey with music, emphasizing its profound impact on her life. According to her, music has played a pivotal role in her self-discovery and personal growth, shaping her into a better version of herself. She expressed that music has been her lifeline, and she cannot fathom a world without it. Birgit advocates for sharing music as a way of expressing love and gratitude to those who hold significance in our lives. Join us as we delve into the heartfelt narrative of the role of music as a universal language of emotions. . If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

In this inspiring episode of Vivid Vision Podcast, Shevo Umweni welcomes special guest Katrine Horn, a talented musician from Toulouse, France. Join them as they delve into Katrine's journey of defying sceptics and pursuing her passion for music. Katrine shares her story of triumph over naysayers who doubted her ability to attend music school. Regardless of the challenges, she proved them wrong and achieved her dreams. Gain valuable insights into achieving aspirations as young individuals and learn how to overcome self-doubt and societal expectations. Discover the importance of adopting a growth mindset, building self-belief, and establishing a supportive network. This episode offers practical advice on turning dreams into reality, handling setbacks, and staying motivated. Don't miss this episode of Vivid Vision Podcast that celebrates Katrine Horn's inspiring journey and encourages listeners to pursue their own dreams, no matter the odds. . If you found today's episode interesting and educative, then send us a voice note as a comment or send it to WhatsApp at +2347039694929, your voice will be published in the next episode. . Do not forget to subscribe, rate, comment and share this podcast. . Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter - @shevisionz . Our YouTube channel is YouTube.com/shevisionz

Sheila Dee og Evo Terra er to af mine venner, jeg har mødt på min rejse. Jeg mødte Evo i Manila ved TBEX Asia i 2016, og da jeg kom til Bangkok et par måneder senere, tilbød de, at jeg kunne bo hos dem. På det tidspunkt boede de i en dejlig lejlighed med en fantastisk udsigt – efter at have rejst rundt i verden i et par år. Det der startede som et sabbat-år blev til en episk rejse på over tre år.   Så på mange måder gjorde de som mig: solgte alt for at udforske livet som rejsende. Og (som mig) podcastede de om deres oplevelser.  En dag fik de et opkald fra deres søn og svigerdatter, hvor de fik at vide, at de skulle være bedsteforældre. Og det gjorde, at de begyndte at planlægge at vende hjem til Phoenix i USA.  Det er her jeg møder dem – i deres eget podcast studie, de kalder for ShEvo Studio.  I denne episode, taler vi om, hvordan det har været at vende tilbage til USA.  Sammen har Evo og Sheila lavet flere forskellige podcasts. Den nyeste hedder ShEvo vs. The First World. Evo Terra er podcast expert. Han driver konsulentfirmaet Simpler Media Productions og laver en meget interessant podcast om podcasting, kaldet Podcast Pontifications.    LINKS:  ShEvo vs. The First World Simpler Media Productions Podcast Pontifications Radiovagabond er produceret af Radioguru. Sponsor Hotels25.dk  Følg også RadioVagabond på Facebook, Twitter, Instagram og YouTube.

Sheila Dee and Evo Terra are friends of mine. I met Evo in Manilla at TBEX Asia in 2016, and when I got to Bangkok a few months later, they offered me to stay with them. At that time they were living in a beautiful condo with a fantastic view of Bangkok, after traveling the world for a few years. It started as a sabbatical became an epic world-wide journey for over three years. They basically did what I did: Sold everything to explore life on the road – and (like me) they were podcasting about it. One day they got a call from their son and daughter in law telling them that they were about to become grandparents. And that made them decide that it was time to return to their home town, Phoenix, Arizona. And that's where I meet them – in their podcasting studio, that they call ShEvo Studio. In this episode, we talk about what it's been like coming back to "the first world." Together Sheila and Evo have done different podcasts. The newest is called ShEvo vs. The First World. Evo Terra is a podcasting expert. He runs a podcasting consulting company called Simpler Media Productions and an interesting podcast about podcasting called Podcast Pontifications.  LINKS: ShEvo vs. The First World Simpler Media Productions  Podcast Pontifications.  Radiovagabond er produceret af Radioguru. Sponsor Hotels25.dk Følg også RadioVagabond på Facebook, Twitter, Instagram og YouTube.  

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I got to chat with my old friend and podcast pioneer, Evo Terra. We talk a bit about the good old days of podcasting and some about what is going on now.  Just a couple of old guys chatting it up. Some of the things Evo is doing or has done: Co-author of the first versions of Podcasting for Dummies Host of ShEvo vs. The First World  Former Co-host of The Bangkok Podcast He owns Simpler Media at https://podcastlaunch.pro Also, make sure watch his facebook for Podcast Pontifications, a video series that is NOT a podcast about Podcasting.   Be sure to come to PodcastHelpDesk.com and push the appropriate button to subscribe so you don't miss a show!  

Evo Terra and Sheila Unwin join Jack Mangan in the studio for a fun discussion of healthcare and culture shock during their travels around the world.    Bumpers:  Capt. Arun Naranaswamy Dale Dauten Rhonda Hirst   Theme music by STC All other original music by Jack Mangan

If you haven't heard the news, we’re going to be grandparents in the next few months. So of course, the most important thing we have to decide is the names we want this new kid to call us. Today on the program we’ll detail all the names we’ve considered, settling on a few we’d be happy with. We found a few lists of trendy names for grandparents, and a lot of them are just silly. Which we kinda like. Here are the ones what we’re considering, some more or less seriously than others: Ace Bama Bebop Bibi Big Daddy Biggie D Bobo Dabado Dally Faux Mau G-Man Gigi Ginja Gogo Grandiose Granette Granite Grammy Khun bpoo Khun yaa Lala M’dear Mellowman MoreDaddy Nooni NaNa NotherMother Panda Pebbles Rocky Slick But as we’ve no practical experience, we’re asking you, the listener, to chime in on our choices. Maybe you even have something in mind that keeps the special “ShEvo-ness” inside? Listen in and let us know in the comments. You can ask us a question for a future show, and you can get on our fresh new Patreon page to support us the rest of the season and the next! Ridiculous But Funny Computer-Automated Transcription Of This Audio If computers struggle with English, they really have a tough time with Thai. Luckily we didn't use much in this episode, so we probably didn't burn out PodcasterPro's logic board. But as usual, the results are quite funny. Read on and see if any of this makes sense. (Spoiler: it won't.) 00:00:00 Who trusts infants with any effect, let alone naming you that would will be called for the rest of your life. I don't think so. Oh, home one zero This one drawn us one this. No, this morning. This one siree. Oh my God. Just one time. The other question this week, my love, And this one comes from general by the name of net Banjul from Arizona. And he ask is very simple question. What's the one thing that might make us give up this life of living abroad and moved back to America? That's a great question. Nothing new thinks for asking, I'm She Ledee and I am Ibo Tara. We are Shiboh and you are listening to this one time, the podcast. If you haven't figured it out yet, people. And I don't know how you manage to do that, but I guess as possible, maybe you just consume this in podcast warm. I suppose that's pupils. No follow us. Not everybody Follows us. Nerve annual is Our son. He in you might have heard us referred to him has in Jhang. He is our kid and NJ didn't listen to a conversation I had with him some sixteen years ago. I think he did because otherwise he It would this would have happened a long time ago. That is true. How do you want to just quickly answer the question? And then we could get onto the rest of the program. Sure. In July, You're going to be really, really old And that's not your birthday greenery really, really old because you're going to be a grandfather. And that is the answer to the question. The only thing which would make us give up this life of traveling abroad. 00:02:03 Is have been grab marriage and I'm super excited. I'm getting super excited . I am certain learn that, so Yeah. So here's here's the deal kids I we're gonna be grandparents. Uh, which means we're moving back to America. So yeah, we're doing that. But instead of us talking about as moved back to America, what I thought we would do on the program today, my love is come to an agreement on a very important topic. Net very important topic is, how do we wish to be referred to as an additional generation above parent grandparents? I'm sure yours is wet Mac Daddy or something like that. Well, I have been giving it some thoughts on warming up to the idea. My family has a lilies. In my generation, We had a relatively street bore word naming Convention for four grandparents. Okay? Because like like, almost everyone out there listening, although certainly not everyone, but the vast...

This week’s question is oddly prescient: “Hi, ShEvo. Since you both have experience teaching in Thailand, could you give us American teachers some advice on  what to expect and how to to approach the mentality of Thai students, parents, and teachers? If you could give examples from specific situations and how you both dealt with them, that would be great!” Evo teaches digital marketing at a Bangkok learning center that specializes in relevant web skills. Before that, he taught a marketing class at a university. Sheila is the assistant principal at a private Thai school where she also teaches computer classes. That makes us more than qualified to answer the question from our anonymous caller. Here’s what we’ll get into: Thai students -- kids or adults -- have much more respect for teachers, and that’s built into the culture. But that works against teachers trying to get students to think independently. Parents of Thai students are interesting, because they coordinate as a collective and want their kids to succeed as a part of the collective, often at the detriment to the individual needs of their own child. That takes some getting used to. Our fellow teachers are great! Both of us are working with people at the top of their field, all with expanded worldviews, and all enjoying the benefits of teaching abroad in a culture that gives teachers plenty of room to succeed. Got a question for us? support us on Patreon (https://goo.gl/bCBxHn) .

In case you missed the memo, we're building this season of This One Time around your questions for us. You (as in you) visit ShEvo.wtf/callus and ask us anything you like. Relationship advice? We've been together for 30 years, so we've got plenty. Embarrassing questions you wouldn't ask your mom? We're not afraid. Travel tips? We've been living abroad for a couple years now, so go for it. We're fresh out of questions -- as in the queue is dry -- so we're putting out this special not-really-an-episode episode to ask you to call us with your questions. Again, it's at ShEvo.wtf/callus. Use your mobile phone or visit on your computer. The magic of the internet makes it easy to use your voice to ask us a question. Because who reads email anymore? And if you really love us, you'll visit ShEvo.wtf/patreon and lend us your support each month. For just a couple bucks, you'll get early access to the show and bonus content you won't get anywhere else. Pretty please, with sugar on it? We'll be back next week with a full show. Assuming you call in with your questions, right?

We’re sick, as a punishment from the gods. Though it will likely knock us out of favor with the greater travel blogging community, there’s no delicate way to say this: we went to a ping pong show in Bangkok. There. We said it. Was it the sexiest thing ever? Hardly. Horrific? Absolutely. Whore-iffiic? That goes without saying. In reality, it’s part of the sex tourism scene in Thailand. Arguably one of the worst parts. But before you pass judgement on us, give the show a listen to get our take on things. Spoiler alert: We won’t be going back, and we don’t recommend putting it on your list when you visit us in the Big Mango. Give us 10 minutes, and we’ll tell you why. We did NOT get our postcards from the ping pong show. But we do need to go shopping. So again, if we haven’t completely offended you for our moral turpitude, (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) and we’ll send a postcard to you this month. Your small donation goes to the creation of this show. And in return you’ll get a handwritten postcard from us. Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

My drunken exploits from last week are the main cause of the title of this episode. I finished TBEX off in my classic style, which means the FAM trip to Palawan started on a low note. But a typical one, unfortunately. Well, for me. You probably found it funny. I’m happy to be a cautionary tale to you all. Mad props to Sheila’s sister wives Tammilee, Jeanette, and Steph for taking care of me. She was more than happy to let her counterparts shoulder some of the burden of my man-flu symptoms. I still blame the Irish. Through my self-induced hazy eyes, one thing about Palawan stood out: It is incredibly clean. Not a lick of trash to be seen, anywhere. Like all places, Palawan has anti-littering laws. But here, they are not to be trifled with. Or perhaps to be more precise, it’s the enforcement of the law that matters. If you know anything about current international politics, you don’t want to break the law in the Philippines. Things got better the first night when we stopped for a goodly amount of time at (http://www.palawenobrewery.com/) in Sabang Beach the next day, one of the new seven wonders of the natural world. You’ll probably see a hyperlapse video or twenty of the trip from Sheila’s perspective. After that a super typhoon conspired against us, but we didn’t let it win. It did make for an interesting 45-minute boat ride in sea conditions so bad that the (http://www.coastguard.gov.ph/) only slightly soaked. Hooray for waterproof phone cases and giant dry bags for luggage! If you want to experience an exclusive island, we highly recommend Lagen Island El Nido Resort. Tell them we said hi and maybe you’ll also get a private dinner party on the beach behind the resort. The best part was the food. Or maybe the entertainment. Or maybe the pitch-black boat ride to the beach. During a storm. Yay, traveling! We found some great postcards from Palawan. Want one? We might have few extra laying around. And we’ll certainly send out a new batch for November. All you have to do is (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) and we’ll send you one! Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

Out of all the natural disasters we’ve survived (fire, flood, earthquake, tornado…) coming through unscathed through a typhoon in The Philippines was of the more mild. Though it did lead us to some really stupid choices. I’m pretty sure the “l” in Manila is silent. We recorded this episode of our travel comedy podcast at the tail-end of a 14-day trip to The Philippines. We had many experiences worth of sharing, most of which we’ve shoved into this episode. Listen in as Evo tries to talk about the lovely island of Palawan. But Sheila won’t let him. You’ve probably heard about the terrible traffic in Manila. It’s every bit as bad as people say, so prepare yourself. If you can, we highly recommend taking a Jeepney as part of your public transportation. Not because these stretched Jeeps decked with more chrome than any cholo’s hoopty in L.A. are faster than walking, mind you. But it’s hot out there, and you need to experience some local color. Because of the traffic and the typhoon, we didn’t get out all that much when we were in Manila. But we really didn’t care, because the fine folks at (http://www.sofitelmanila.com/) ) was a welcome sight for two weary travelers from lactose-intolerant Bangkok. If you see us and it seems we’ve put on a few pounds, we’ll thank you for keeping it to yourself. When we did brave the traffic, it was to either a) battle with the Royal Thai embassy or b) deal with dental emergencies. The first is a story of needless bureaucracy (why the hell don’t all embassies for the same country follow the same rules?) and the second one a gentle reminder that sushi shouldn’t have hard things in it, so check before swallowing. You’ll also hear us rave about (https://travelmassive.com/) was the clear winner. For evidence of that, expect a few dozen videos from her over the next… forever. After that, those with delicate senses might want to end this episode early. Because the next part is a little… blue. First there was Michelle, the overly aggressive prostitute. Then there was the beer drinking contest that Evo won (of course.). Which led to a visit to a sporting establishment (of sorts) that Evo’s still rather conflicted about. However, there’s too much photographic evidence to deny it happened. No, we’re not posting links. We are, however, laying the blame squarely at Anton’s feet, since he sanctioned the event. That may not give Evo the salvation he’s looking for, but it makes him feel slightly better. Though we’re significantly poorer in the pocketbook after the experience. Because apparently it costs money to referee a little people boxing match? You could help us recoup some of those dollars by (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) and we’ll get one in the mail to you right away! Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

In celebration of what will soon be our 20th country visited, we’re taking a break from Thailand-based stories this week and going with a tale before we were seasoned travel veterans. For our 25th wedding anniversary (yes, we have put up with each other for more than a quarter of a century), we spent an incredible 17 days in The Dominican Republic. While most of our time was spent in the lap of resort luxury, we did manage to get out and enjoy some local flavor. (Note: Food in the DR is pretty bland. So that flavor was mostly beer. Which was also bland. But it was a pathogen-free water source, so we imbibed. A lot.) This isn’t the story about the finest cigars Evo’s ever smoked. This isn’t the story of the few dozen fantastic friends and family that joined us on the getaway (although that was amazingly awesome). This isn’t even the story of a bloody bathroom (though that one is awesome in some people’s opinion). No, this is a story about Evo doing something really, really stupid on the final day of the trip that left him hobbling along for some six weeks afterwards. Yet even doing that dumb thing, we still decided to leave for a life of travel just six months later. Clearly, we didn’t learn. That 20th country, by the way, will be The Philippines. It’s been on our list for quite a while, and Evo’s keynoting gig at TBEX Asia Pacific 2016 is the perfect reason to go. It’s also a perfect time for you to become a patron and receive a postcard from The Philippines, hand-completed by us! The support we get on Patreon.com every month is our only source of income now for the show, and we appreciate your support! Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

Living in the tropics, you’d think sunglasses would be a way of life for the citizens of Bangkok. You’d be wrong. Yes, the sun is rather intense all the time, but sunglasses, while far from uncommon, certainly aren’t all that important to most people, with two possible exceptions: high-society young fashionistas who own dozens of pairs, and international criminals who claim to have light sensitivity. But we know they really just want to hide their true identity from Thai officials. As we told you next month we’re (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) from the Philippines to all our patrons. If you’ve not yet signed up, do so today and get on the list. The funding we get -- just a couple bucks per person -- keeps the show going every week. Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

Why can’t Evo leave things alone? Call his inability to not poke the bear a character flaw if you want, but know that if he were more of a rule follower, you wouldn’t have as many funny stories to laugh at. Or wonder how, even when purposely screwing with the cops, he doesn’t get arrested. Come to think of it, he’s never been arrested. It’s not for lack of trying. We’d say more in the show notes, but that would be too easy to Google later for easy discovery. It’s bad enough we’re letting the audio go, as it’s clearly evidence. Take this week’s episode as an example (or another example) of what not to do when you live abroad. Unless you also can’t not poke the bear. Then have at it! While you’re wondering how he’s still a free man, check out the Goal Zero Venture 30, a nifty little powerpack we just received from our friends at TravelSmith. This fist-size power brick is waterproof and holds a charge for both our phones. Nifty! Next month we’re sending postcards from the Philippines to all our patrons. If you’ve not yet signed up, do so today and get on the list. The funding we get -- just a couple bucks per person -- keeps the show going every week. Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

Before we start: Have you heard about Snapappen? It’s a kick-ass event that recognizes and features the best snapchatters, and it’s happening in just a few days in London. Even if you can’t go (we can’t), you’ll want to keep up with the fun, activities, and awards at Snaphappen.com. It looks like a great lineup! Getting through immigration/passport control is a necessary evil of travel. But passport control at the Kuala Lumpur airport is a special breed of evil of the unnecessary kind. Disaffected agents. Inadequate staffing. An inability to forecast needs from dozens of planes soon to arrive. Couple that with their half-assed usage of metal posts and nylon strips to funnel the crowd and you’re in for a long, frustrating experience that almost makes you want to burn your passport in protest. But that won’t help, because you’d be stuck in the worst immigration area on the planet. Forever. Left to our own devices, humans will impose a messy, organic layer of organization on top of chaos, making what should be a straight and ordered line into strange mobius strips or FSM inspired large-scale artwork. Ants, we are not. Evo’s really not for order, but he is one for trying to impose his will on an already confused system. Skewed sense of justice, anyone? And when you throw a belligerent French person in the mix, his odd sense of justice gets super-charged. Not that he has anything against French people in general. Just this one french person who embodied all aspects of an over privileged white person who’s forgotten that her country’s colonial era is mostly over. She certainly didn’t expect running into an asshole American not concerned with making a scene in the middle of immigration. Good news: He didn’t get arrested. Surprising news: It seems we’ve already met our new neighbor? Responsibility is a bitch. If that story doesn’t make that ring home, take the case of (https://www.facebook.com/imnickrobertson) . Like many, Nick ran away from responsibility in his early 20s, spending three months traveling SE Asia. When he surprisingly didn’t die or lose an appendage doing what young, risk-taking backpackers do in the jungle, he thought he’d spend a year in Australia, a country well known to act downright hostile toward humans. What’s the worst that could happen to a young Brit in Melbourne? You’ll have to ask his face about that. Did we mention that our friends at TravelSmith stepped up and sponsored us for an entire year? They are a perfect fit for us, and we wear their clothes and use their gear every single day. If you haven’t yet checked them out, do so. TravelSmith.com has what you need for any travel, near or far. Speaking of keeping the show going: The money we get from our patrons every month is a huge help! We’ve just filled out the postcards from Khao Lak, but we discovered we have lots of extras! So if you sign up to get a postcard from us this month right now, we’ll send you a bonus card. Do it today, please? Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few! -- This One Time (The Podcast) features retellings and recreations of the best (or worst depending on perspective) travel stories encountered in a life lived abroad. Stay subscribed on iTunes or whatever else you use to listen to podcasts and you’ll never miss an episode.

Before we get started, I need to tell you about PodcastLaunch.pro. It’s not just some new podcasting service. It’s my new podcasting service. After a few months trying out my hand as a podcast consultant, I think I’m onto something. Let me know if I can help you. Or if you know someone who needs help. It’s not hard to find good food in Thailand. But to find the really great places, you need to eat with a local. Hands down the best way to do this is with a food tour by Taste of Thailand. We recently took their Tuk Tuk Urban Odyssey food tour, where we were shuttled around in style to the best hidden away places we never knew existed. The next time you come to town, you simply must book a tour with Taste of Thailand. And I’m not just saying that because they’ve comped us a couple of trips thus far. It’s great, and now we’ve got a bunch of new places to try right near our new place in Bangkok! And you’ll want a full belly to get through our featured story today. S. Bedford -- Sue, to her friends -- is our kind of people. Cavalier attitude? Check. Throw caution to the wind and just travel the world? Check. Funny? Check. And best of all: Sue knows how to tell a damned funny story. Which is good, because plenty of funny things happened to her when she was traipsing around the world. She’s collected the best of them -- and they are seriously funny -- in her book It's Only the Himalayas: And Other Tales of Miscalculation from an Overconfident Backpacker. No, I’m not one to recommend travel memoirs, but in this case, I’ll make an exception. I read the whole thing in two days. It’s awesome. I’m looking forward to the second edition, because there are lots of stories that didn’t make it in the book. Like this one, where she was pressed into tattooing some random stranger’s face in Central America. I mean, if it’s going to happen somewhere… I guess it might as well be Guatamala? Oh, and did I mention that Sue is not a tattoo artist? Yeah. That sorta makes the story. Sheila’s super stoked about the new roller bag she received from TravelSmith. There are logistics why she can’t carry a backpack bag like I do, but I think I have her hooked on the idea of never checking a bag again. Thanks again, TravelSmith. You’re an awesome sponsor. You’ve still got a few hours to sign up to get a postcard from our recent trip to Khao Lak. But even if you miss it: no worries. I think the next batch is coming from the Philippines. Want one? Get signed get signed up as a Patron of ours (it’s super cheap!) and I’ll send you one every single month! Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

It’s not a matter of if but when you get in trouble for bending rules and exploiting loopholes. And that finally happened to me in Thailand. No, I didn’t get a speeding ticket or nabbed on a visa overstay. It’s that these people are a bit of a stickler when it comes to paperwork, and my shortcuts caught up to us on Sheila’s latest job change. While it’s not deportation-worthy, it’s serious enough that I had to make a run back up to the Department of Consular Affairs to get things straightened out. Bureaucrats are bad enough to deal with on a good day. But when you’ve been caught not playing by the rules? They let you live a slice of personal hell. So much that I decided to re-tell my experience with an audio play in three acts. Act One: Mrs. Doubtful You’ll Get The Translator Act Two: Choose Your Own Information Desk Adventure Act Three: Baelzebub Needs You To Come In On Saturday Aside from poetic licenses taken on accents and dialog, this play is a farcical but all-too-accurate representation of my day at The Department of Consular Affairs in Bangkok. Maybe next time I’ll just follow the rules? (No… probably not.) We received our latest care package from TravelSmith. Mostly clothes for Sheila and a new carryon bag, so there’s no fashion show. But they remain a great place to get your gear and clothes for your next travel adventure, even if it’s not quite as globe-hopping as ours. Next month’s postcards were acquired in Khao Lak, Thailand last month. And the good news is that we have extra, so if you get signed up as a Patron of ours (it’s super cheap!) you’ll get one, too. Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

In case you missed the news, I’m going to be the opening keynote keynote speaker for TBEX Asia 2016! The conference takes place on October 15th and 16th in Manilla, Philippines. If you know someone who should attend, please pass along the link to registration. And if you’re going, please let me know!You’ll notice there isn’t a guest on the show again. We’re OK with that. Like I said last time, we’re not holding stories hostage until we get a guest lined up. In fact, my goal is to give you more than a single episode a week, because we’ve got a backload of stories. And why the hell shouldn’t we share them with you, right? Speaking of that…You may recall from the flurry of photos, silly Snapchats and other various missives that we took a week long vacation in early July to lovely Khao Lak, Thailand. We, along with our friends Eric and Amber from With Husband In Tow, were invited down by the J.W. Marriott Khao Lak to sample their hospitality, accommodations, and check out the surrounding area. Well… we did a lot of the first two. It’s the perfect property for when the rain keeps you from doing too much exploring. There’s a bar around every corner (not really, but it sure felt that way). Which is good if you want a drink but bad if you think tequila makes for a good sunscreen. But that didn’t stop us from taking full advantage of the 3 km pool that winds its way through the property. At one point, the pool features a waterslide, where Sheila traumatized small children. No, not because she was playing the part of the mean big kid-- she’s a teacher, after all. I’m talking about the poor combination of high-speed and water friction which might have led to a wardrobe malfunction which might haunt the kids later in life. I’m not saying that’s what happened. Though I am apparently typing it.But that’s not the story we’re telling on the show. Today’s story is the tale of my 8 km mountain bike trek to the Rainbow waterfall. Our gracious host, Hanna, opted to keep me company for the journey. Well, that was the theory anyhow. She’s apparently allergic to torrential rainfall and turned back not 300 meters into the ride. And oy vey did it rain! Which happens in the raining season. Which is why I had a dry bag. Which the others on the tour didn’t. Which meant there was one phone that didn’t get ruined. Mine. I don’t want to spoil anything, but man… was that a wet, wild day. In hindsight, I should have joined the other three at the pool for drinks. Again. Thanks as always to our fantastic sponsor, TravelSmith. I know know how fast “quick-dry” clothing dries, as I was fully decked out in TravelSmith-provided clothes for that swim -- er... ride -- up to the waterfall. Hooray for no wet, soggy clothes in my luggage! And for those who listen every episode but still haven’t signed up to get postcards from us… what the heck, people? Every month, you’ll get a postcard from us from abroad. It’s simple. And cheap. So seriously sign up today! The support of our patrons really goes a long way in helping us keep pumping out content from abroad! Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

Our stay at the Niccolo Chengdu could not have been better. As far as we’re concerned, they set the bar so high for any other five-star experience. And we’re not just saying that because they picked up the tab! Bubble baths waiting for us at night. A tea service that included Earl Grape Iced Tea served in a wine chalice. Fantastic meals prepared by world class chefs. And some special treatment that include, among other things, our own personal driver to shuttle us to the Dujiangyan Panda Base some hour or so away from the city proper. But this wasn’t a zoo experience. Well, perhaps it was, but not one you get from walking around the zoo. Three of us in our party were volunteers at the base. Now before you get crazy notions of three people playing research assistant for the day, it’s not like anyone in our party had any special training. Hence, volunteers do things that anyone can do, leaving the staff of the base free to do things that require specialized skills. Yes, volunteers do get to actually feed the pandas. Yes, volunteers are taught the art and science of making “panda cake”, which is a treat for the pandas that, though it could use more sugar and icing, is actually edible. But the rest of the volunteering means work. Grunt labor that requires you to have full use of your arms and legs and be able to follow simplistic instructions. One of us -- the one that didn’t volunteer -- grew up on a farm, having had plenty of experience taking care of creatures who care little for where they poop. And boy, do they poop. A lot. Speaking of the digestive system, Chengdu is a hotspot for Sichuan food as you might imagine. This tummy-filling and tongue-thrilling cuisine comes with a kick. Sichuan peppers aren’t just hot. They have a tendency to numb your lips. Yeah, that sounds bad when written out. But seriously: it’s actually a very cool experience that enhances the flavor. Even the one in our party who’s not the biggest fan of spicy food got into it! Chengdu… who knew? Thanks again for hosting us, Niccolo Chengdu! You’ll notice that there isn’t a guest voice on the show this week. Moving, traveling… it’s been hard for us to schedule a convenient time for guests. But rather than continue to hold our episodes hostage, we’re going to start releasing episodes as we have stories to tell. We’ll still feature guests who have funny travel stories of their own, but we’re not going to be afraid of just featuring... us. We hope that’s OK. Let us know what you think. Thanks as always to our fantastic sponsor, TravelSmith. If you need clothes and accessories you can depend on when you travel, they’ve got what you need. We use/wear their stuff every single day. We sent out a bunch of postcards to our patrons (including a few new people, so thank you very much!) from Kuala Lumpur this month. If you want to receive one as well, (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) ! The support of our patrons really goes a long way in helping us keep pumping out content from abroad! Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

You know it's going to be a good podcast when someone uses the phrase "Alcohol Delivery System." It all started one night at one of our favorite Bangkok dive bars, Jack's, and way too many local Thai beers. It's when we learned exactly how much Sheila and Evo, of the Opportunistic Travelers, are, well, beer snobs. Since that time, I realized that we are uneducated beer drinkers, and at least somewhat educated wine drinkers. Sheila and Evo are the opposite. They are admittedly uneducated wine drinkers, but are very educated beer drinkers, particularly with craft beer. On this week's episode, we talk craft beer with our resident craft beer experts, Sheila and Evo, or "Shevo." From our recent Czech beer experiences and our first craft beer brewery tasting in Dingle, Ireland, to what the heck craft beer is in the first place. The best part of our craft beer podcast? We drank a few craft beers while recording it. Now, isn't that fun! For more from the With Husband In Tow Podcast and to see this week's show notes click here: http://www.withhusbandintow.com/s2e09/

When you travel the world, it’s not a question of if but when you’ll eat too much of something that doesn’t sit quite right with you. For Snapchat mogul Loren Murphy, that happened to him before he even started his globe hopping. And it’s rather surprising he’s still alive, as his sudden departure from a restaurant owned by the Korean mafia left them at an economic disadvantage. If we’ve learned one things from mafia movies, it’s that they like their money. All of it, please. Speaking of money: Did you hear that Sheila’s been in and out of the hospital for the last five days? The good news is that she received excellent care and is getting better. The bad news is that as good as the medical care is in Thailand, the insurance is every bit as bad. We’ll be lucky if they cover 10% of the costs incurred so far. But hey, health before money, and she’s getting great care. It’s just tapped us. Big time. If ever there were a need for you to become a patron, now’s the time. Anyone who signs up through the end of July will get an extra special postcard. We also have some tchotchke we’ve picked up along the way for those who want to help us offset the costs with a one-time donation. You pick how much. We’ll send you something nice. Thanks as always to our fantastic sponsor, TravelSmith. If you need clothes and accessories you can depend on when you travel, they’ve got what you need. We use/wear their stuff every single day. Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few! -- This One Time (The Podcast) is recorded live from all over the world. It really depends on where we are. But we always release it on Tuesdays. Stay subscribed on iTunes or whatever else you use to listen to podcasts and you’ll never miss an episode.

Life on the road is filled with perils. For full time travelers like us, some of those perils are due to Mongolian death worms taking up residence inside your intestines for a while until magic, science, or time push the odds back in your favor. For performers, they’re due to late-night trips with people who probably shouldn’t be driving. At least that’s what happened to our friend (http://www.mrgrant.com/) . Buses are a necessary evil when you’re part of a traveling troupe, and you don’t have the option of vetting those to whom you’re entrusting your life. And after listening to this story, you’ll wish you could! Speaking of odd things that happen when you travel, we had another chance meeting with a good friend and patron (you know you can become our patron, right?) when we were in Phuket. Meeting up with Justin was the fourth time our traveling friends have been close enough to our location for us to all get together. How cool is that? (And yes, Justin, you’re still getting your postcard!) Thanks as always to our fantastic sponsor, TravelSmith. The rain and some sickness really threw a wrench in the content plan but our wardrobe held up nicely! Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few! -- This One Time (The Podcast) is recorded live from all over the world. It really depends on where we are. But we always release it on Tuesdays. Stay subscribed on iTunes or whatever else you use to listen to podcasts and you’ll never miss an episode.

Before we get started, a moment to rave about the best little piece of technology we’ve discovered since traveling. It’s a VPN, which we didn’t really think we needed. Until we started this trip to China. Holy crap. It’s awesome. In all honesty, we’d planned using the 30-day no questions asked money back guarantee after we got back from China. Nope. It’s awesome. The links in the next paragraph? Some of them won’t work for us in Thailand. Unless we flip on the VPN. Then we get ‘em all! Welcome to the personal data revolution. Get this VPN today. You’ll love it. Now… what’s this week’s show about? Oh, right! We met funnyman and voice actor (http://billlublin.com/) Hal isn’t your typical backpacker. Just ask his back. Or the Sistine Chapel, which he didn’t enjoy quite as well as his traveling companions. And even though we shared a lovely meal together, we luckily didn’t order apple pie. Because that would have been awkward. And damp. You’ll just have to listen to hear why. It’s worth it. (Skip to 12:30 if you want. Yes, it’s that funny. And sad.) As long-term followers know, we spent all of 2015 on the road, but only 30 or so days in hotels. (http://shevo.wtf/stayforfree) . It’s awesome, and you should do it. And when you do, please steal our idea of cooking dinner for the family when they return, and get them a little gift. Or an entirely new bathroom if you feel like it, I guess? Can we talk about rain? We’ve made it through one of the eight months of the rainy season in Thailand. After blowing through (heh) a couple of cheap knockoffs, we’ve settled on the ShedRain Flat-Pack Vented Umbrella. Not only is it solidly built, it’s tiny and looks kinda cool. And we’re all about the cool. Thanks for sending it to us, TravelSmith!  (Use the link and save $20 on your entire order at checkout!) Right now, we’re in the process of sending a boatload of postcards to all of our supporters from Chengdu, China! We bought a few extras, too. Want one? Sign up today to (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) each and every month. Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few! -- This One Time (The Podcast) is recorded live from all over the world. It really depends on where we are. But we always release it on Tuesdays. Stay subscribed on iTunes or whatever else you use to listen to podcasts and you’ll never miss an episode.

When it comes to adventure travel, India is an oft-mentioned destination. Even though the sub-continent is home to more than a billion people, there are still plenty of remote beaches, mountains, and jungles you can only get to by train. If you’re able to hold on. Our friend and self-identified Indian Sunny Thaper shares a story of returning to his homeland, where he was surrounded by family he didn’t know. One family, in particular, was a little less human than he’d hoped. Because… yeah. He had to beat off a monkey. Welcome back to India, Sunny. They missed you? India was, of course, colonized by the English, and the English have an unnatural and counterproductive mission of preserving something they call “real ale”. After six weeks living in England last year, we can categorically say that real ale is utter shite, especially when you compare it to the booming craft beer market in England. Not to get all political, but we think there’s a correlation between Brexit supporters and those who think warm, flat beer is the pinnacle of human achievement. But hey, follow your bliss. Speaking of bliss: Sheila’s really digging her new great-looking Isabelle Top that our friends at TravelSmith sent her. She’s had a tough time finding fashionable clothes that packs well and was super stoked when this showed up! She liked it so much, we added it in our snapchat fashion show! (Yes, we have a snapchat fashion show every time a new box of goodies comes from TravelSmith). And if you use the link above, it’ll save you $20 on your entire order at checkout!) Thanks to all of our patrons who make this show possible, especially those who’ve signed up to (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) each and every month. Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

When Jeff Moriarty isn’t busy dragging traditional media into the present, he’s doing (http://improvmedia.com) . Through Jeff’s tenaciousness, a team of willing “agents” routinely subject the citizenry of the desert Southwest to flash mobs and other tomfoolery. The story he shares in this episode comes from South By Southwest, a giant party in Austin, Texas that bills itself as a tech conference so attendees can expense five days of debauchery. Marketing powerhouse Jay Baer probably still regrets inviting Jeff to his book launch party. Because when a guitar worth a few grand is on the line, Jeff will do what it takes to win. Even if he can’t play a lick. Speaking of licking, we start the show with the story of Sheila’s attempted kidnapping by a prostitute. No, not of a prostitute. By one. Yeah. Only in Thailand. Luckily she was returned unharmed (or charged), which has allowed her to fall in love with her new tote from TravelSmith! RFID blocking, reversible… it’s the perfect carry-all for getting around here in Bangkok. And we’re not just saying that because they sponsor us. She really loves it! (And if you follow that link, you can save $20 on your entire order at checkout!) And it looks like we’re all set for our trip to Chengdu, China in a couple weeks. We’ll pick up our next batch of postcards from there, so you still have a few days to sign up to (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) … from China! How cool is that?! Music for our show is graciously provided by the fantastic band Velella Velella. They make killer tunes, and you should buy all of their stuff. It’s fabulous! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. (http://shevo.wtf) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

John Lenahan (http://johnlenahan.com) is a man of many talents. His primary gig is dazzling passengers on cruise ships with his magic shows. Yes, that’s his real job. As such, he’s traveling much of the time. In between, he’s a published author and has been known to do a stint on a comedy tour or two. John has lots of stories to share with us over the coming weeks, but the first one comes from Tenerife, on of the Canary Islands just off the coast of Africa, but owned by Spain. Actually, there are two stories of magic and travel, one about a reverse vanishing prostitute, and the other about the one trick that got away. Speaking of that, did you know that Sheila was almost detained for carrying contraband in her carryon bag? Ah, the things you learn about people when you travel. As you may know, Evo writes articles on behalf of our sponsor, published his story on the Yak Sant Tattoo Festival in Thailand (http://travelsmith.com) … and it’s really, really good. So good, in fact, that they’ve asked him to submit it to some travel writing contests, which is a gigantic honor. Next month, we’re traveling to China for the first time ever! If we can figure out how to connect to the internet while we’re there, we’ll have some great stuff to share during the trip. But one thing that is certain? Many of the few dozen uber fans of ours -- we call them patrons (https://www.patreon.com/opptravelers?ty=h) -- will be getting postcards from there! At least we’re pretty sure the Great Firewall of China won’t block that, right? Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. ShEvo.wtf (https://www.flickr.com/photos/sheila_dee) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

George Hrab is the perfect combination of smart, talented, and funny (http://georgehrab.com) . Sort of like a Nest thermostat crossed with Spotify that created incredibly ironic playlists and called out hypocrisy with abandon. Oh, and was a snappy dresser. Such a contraption would look a lot like George. Geo’s main gig is, well… gigging. As drummer for the Philadelphia Funk Authority, he travels a fair bit. All of those miles create plenty of opportunities for funny stories to develop, though one trip in particular left an indelible mark on Geo. If you’ve ever done something embarrassing at your job, you’ll feel a bit better after you hear how bad George boffed the evening. He’ll never forget it or live it down. For good reason. A huge thanks to TravelSmith for making sure Evo wear’s pants. No, seriously. Without their generosity, he’d be pantsless, as their 5-Pocket Flyaway pants are the only thing he’s covered his ass with for the last two months. Yes, he washes them. You do not want to be here on laundry day. And another shout-out to the few dozen patrons of our show. Your small contribution each month (http://patreon.com/opptravelers) helps make this show and our continued adventures possible. The postcards, early episodes, and bonus content we supply you in trade is something we’re happy to do. Thank you for your support! Want more ShEvo in your life? Well… you’ve got options. ShEvo.wtf (https://www.flickr.com/photos/sheila_dee) for links to your preferred listening post. We’ve quite a few!

We know you love keeping up with us on the podcast, but you can get an almost-live look at our lives here in Bangkok on Evo’s Snapchat account! Though we’ve both had accounts there for a while, it took some time before we figured out how great the platform actually is at sharing our lives here in Bangkok. So while yes, it’s just one more place to keep up with us, it’s probably your best place for discrete voyeuristic action. But sorry; no pervy stuff. Just what we’re seeing and experiencing as we live as expats here and other places abroad! And speaking of travel stories, we’ve two to share on today’s program, one from Thailand and another from Iceland: Quest For Queso Music credit: Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Finding cheese -- good cheese -- in Thailand takes a bit of effort. And if you’re wondering why anyone would care about the quality of cheese in their lives… we’re wondering what the hell is wrong with you, because once you’ve discovered the magic of quality cheese, you’ll never go back to processed cheese food again. Unless you move to Bangkok. But even then, you’ll be on the hunt as as we are. Hidden Elves of Iceland Music credit: Casa Bossa Nova by Kevin MacLeod Like a true world traveler, our friend Dave Brett has been all over, collecting and sharing travel stories as he travels the globe. He’s currently cooling off somewhere near the North Pole, but we found a few moments to catch up with him. We knew he had a story to tell. That it would be about Icelandic elves was a complete surprise. As was the fact that all Icelandic females apparently have an Irish accent. And that’s the show! We’re now 20 episodes into the 2nd season of our show. New format, fun guests, hopefully funny shows… So, would you mind sharing with your friends again? We think we’ve hit on the right mix this time. If you agree find someone to share the show with today. Just send them to Shevo.wtf. Or refuse to let them out of the car until this episode has played. That should do the trick. Special thanks to  Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com (http://incompetech.com/)  for our theme music Upbeat Forever and all of the music used in this episode. Funding for this podcast and all the great content we produce is made possible by listeners just like you. Visit ShEvo.wtf/postcards to pledge your support, and get a hand written postcard each month as we travel abroad. Additional funding provided by TravelSmith. Inspiring people to go places they've never been, and keeping us looking smart and well-outfitted on our journey. And if you want to travel the world… it’s cheaper than you think! Visit  Housesitting (http://shevo.wtf/)  link to find out exactly how we afford to travel the world in style.

Full Show Script EVO: In case I haven't said it loud enough, putting together episodes in our format takes a lot of time. We're now 10 weeks into our between-seasons break, and I'm racking up multiple hours of audio to log. Oy. Who thought this was a good idea? SHE: As much as Evo bitches about it, he really does enjoy going through all the audio we record, looking for choice bits to share with you. What drives him mad is when we've just had an amazing experience... and the microphones weren't running. To help with that, he's come up with a Rule: [ARE] EVO: So that I'm holding myself accountable, I made that statement back in April. We're getting better, but there's still plenty that goes unrecorded. Which sucks for you. Maybe you should just come travel with us. Yes, that's an option. Cheers from the road! SHE: Funding for our endless world tour is provided, oddly enough, by postcards. EVO: Give us five bucks, and we'll send you a postcard from our travels abroad every single month. Get on the list at  ShEvo.wtf/postcards (http://shevo.wtf/postcards) .  SHE: And we save a ton of money by housesitting. It's free and beats living in hotels. Want super cool people like us looking after your pets and property while you're traveling? Visit ShEvo.wtf/stayforfree to register, either as a housesitter or a home owner. We do it, and we love it! Thanks for listening to this episode. I’m Sheila Dee.  EVO: And I am Evo Terra. Our  ShEvo.wtf  (http://shevo.wtf/) to get more goodness from us and to see where opportunity will take us next. Thanks for again for listening and tell a friend about us. Now would be good.

Full Show Script EVO: Gotta say, going through all this old, unreleased audio has been a lot of fun. I get a chance to relive some fun memories and pick out the choice bits for you. I hope you're enjoying it. Thanks for giving us a chance to spend our time collecting audio for our second season. SHE: When we were in Galcia, we spent some quality time with Jose and Manu, the two guys who run Beer Lab in Santiago de Compostela. We've featured audio of them before, but this never-aired clip is about regional languages, not beer. Though we might have all had a few pints at this point in the evening. We pick up the conversation where Jose was talking about how much longer the US has been a part of the craft beer scene than Galicia... [Language barrier] EVO: I've no idea what Manu was talking about towards the end. ¿Habla español?, I got. The rest? No idea. But we share the language of good craft beer. Cheers from the road! SHE: Funding for our endless world tour is provided, oddly enough, by postcards. EVO: Give us five bucks, and we'll send you a postcard from our travels abroad every single month. Get on the list at ShEvo.wtf/postcards.  SHE: And we save a ton of money by housesitting. It's free and beats living in hotels. Want super cool people like us looking after your pets and property while you're traveling? Visit ShEvo.wtf/stayforfree to register, either as a housesitter or a home owner. We do it, and we love it! Thanks for listening to this episode. I’m Sheila Dee.  EVO: And I am Evo Terra. Our  ShEvo.wtf (http://shevo.wtf/)  to get more goodness from us and to see where opportunity will take us next. Thanks for again for listening and tell a friend about us. Now would be good.

Full Show Script EVO: Another week, and another mini, interstitial episode from us, just to whet your appetite until season two starts, which will be quite soon. I promise! Stay subscribed to the feed. You'll love it. SHE: Right now, we've got an international drivers license. But at some point, should we decide to settle down in one area and really live the expat lifestyle, we'll have to get a local driver's license. Here's Franck & Camille, our Thailand hosts, explaining how that works in Thailand. [The code] EVO: And that explains why Thailand ranks 3rd in the world of most traffic fatalities per capita. I wonder if they call the policy "No Driver Left Behind"? Cheers from the road! SHE: Funding for our endless world tour is provided, oddly enough, by postcards. EVO: Give us five bucks, and we'll send you a postcard from our travels abroad every single month. Get on the list at ShEvo.wtf/postcards.  SHE: And we save a ton of money by housesitting. It's free and beats living in hotels. Want super cool people like us looking after your pets and property while you're traveling? Visit ShEvo.wtf/stayforfree to register, either as a housesitter or a home owner. We do it, and we love it! Thanks for listening to this episode. I’m Sheila Dee.  EVO: And I am Evo Terra. Our  ShEvo.wtf (http://shevo.wtf/)  to get more goodness from us and to see where opportunity will take us next. Thanks for again for listening and tell a friend about us. Now would be good.

Full Show Script EVO: For seven weeks now, we've been releasing previously unreleased field clips as mini-episodes, keeping you fed with at least some content while we work on our second season. This week, is no exception. SHE: But we will get a little philosophical with you. As we were leaving Spain -- literally on the bus to the airport --  we struck up a conversation with Amanda, a fellow traveler. She had questions, and left us with some sage advice [stuff] EVO: And that's really all that's needed for a life of travel. Assuming there's nothing preventing you from leaving, obviously. But... yeah. Money & a passport. Go. Cheers from SE Asia! SHE: Funding for our endless world tour is provided, oddly enough, by postcards. EVO: Give us five bucks, and we'll send you a postcard from our travels abroad every single month. Get on the list at ShEvo.wtf/postcards.  SHE: And we save a ton of money by housesitting. It's free and beats living in hotels. Want super cool people like us looking after your pets and property while you're traveling? Visit  ShEvo.wtf/stayforfree (http://shevo.wtf/stayforfree)  to register, either as a housesitter or a home owner. We do it, and we love it! Thanks for listening to this episode. I’m Sheila Dee.  EVO: And I am Evo Terra. Our  ShEvo.wtf  (http://shevo.wtf/) to get more goodness from us and to see where opportunity will take us next. Thanks for again for listening and tell a friend about us. Now would be good.

Full Show Script EVO: Greetings from the past! While we're busy collecting content for the second season of The Opportunistic Traveler's podcast, we're releasing some previously un-aired clips as to not leave you hanging. SHE: Like this one. Rubber trees are a big crop in Thailand. In this clip, we stop at one roadside rubber tree grove and inspect the raw product. The third voice you'll hear is Camille, our host for the three months we spent in Thailand. [rubber trees] EVO: Every time we drive by a grove, which is any time we leave town, I can't help but sing "Everyone knows an ant can't move a rubber tree plant". Thanks for that 40+ year old ear bug, Mom. Cheers from... oh, let's just go with southeast Asia. That's probably accurate. SHE: Funding for our endless world tour is provided, oddly enough, by postcards. EVO: Give us five bucks, and we'll send you a postcard from our travels abroad every single month. Get on the list at ShEvo.wtf/postcards. SHE: And we save a ton of money by housesitting. It's free and beats living in hotels. Want super cool people like us looking after your pets and property while you're traveling? Visit  ShEvo.wtf/stayforfree (http://shevo.wtf/stayforfree)  to register, either as a housesitter or a home owner. We do it, and we love it! Thanks for listening to this episode. I’m Sheila Dee. EVO: And I am Evo Terra. Our  ShEvo.wtf  (http://shevo.wtf/) to get more goodness from us and to see where opportunity will take us next. Thanks for again for listening and tell a friend about us. Now would be good.

Full Show Script EVO: Yep, we're still betwixt seasons, and you're still getting an un-aired clip from our recent travels around the world, this time from the party-party island of Koh Phayam, just a short ferry ride from Ranong. SHE: Well, if 2 hours is short. In this clip, Evo and I returned a motor bike and had lunch across the street at an unmarked kitchen. Which isn't all that unusual in Thailand. Fair warning, you might want to eat before listening further. [a little chili goes a long way] EVO: Full episodes will start up again in the fall. Our mailing list is the best way to keep up with our current experiences while we're on break. You can sign up at Shevo.wtf. Cheers from... gods, I have no idea where are now. Seriously. Get on the mailing list. SHE: Funding for our endless world tour is provided, oddly enough, by postcards. EVO: Give us five bucks, and we'll send you a postcard from our travels abroad every single month. Get on the list at ShEvo.wtf/postcards. SHE: And we save a ton of money by housesitting. It's free and beats living in hotels. Want super cool people like us looking after your pets and property while you're traveling? Visit ShEvo.wtf/stayforfree to register, either as a housesitter or a home owner. We do it, and we love it! Thanks for listening to this episode. I’m Sheila Dee. EVO: And I am Evo Terra.  ShEvo.wtf (http://shevo.wtf/)  to get more goodness from us and to see where opportunity will take us next. Thanks for again for listening and tell a friend about us. Now would be good.

Full Show Script EVO: Our travel itinerary over the next few months is going to be a little on the crazy side, with a half dozen countries on our agenda. That doesn't leave us a lot of time to be stationary and produce a new quality episode for you each week. Instead, we're going to focus on capturing content. Content we'll share with you as part of the second season of The Opportunistic Travelers Podcast this fall. SHE: But don't worry: We're not leaving you without weekly content. And we're not re-running old episodes. We've collected lots of audio over the last seven months (holy shit, seven months) that hasn't made it on our weekly show, simply due to our self-imposted time limit. EVO: Starting in about 30 seconds, you'll get one previously unreleased clip from our past experiences, and then we'll end the episode. And that will continue every week until we come back with full episodes in the fall. SHE: Like this one, that showcases how Thai people keep their beer from going hot. Trigger warning, craft beer nerds: This one will hurt your soul a little. [Literally ice cold beer] EVO: But of course we couldn't leave Thailand without trying it the way they drink it. Yep. Watered down beer. Well, even more so than Singah normally resembles watered down beer. Ice just makes it colder and wetter, which is strange to say but kinda works. Cheers from Thailand! SHE: Funding for our endless world tour is provided, oddly enough, by postcards. EVO: Give us five bucks, and we'll send you a hand-written postcard from our travels abroad every single month. Get on the list at ShEvo.wtf/postcards.  SHE: And we save a ton of money by housesitting. It's free and beats living in hotels. Want super cool people like us looking after your pets and property while you're traveling? Visit ShEvo.wtf/stayforfree to register, either as a housesitter or a home owner. We do it, and we love it! Thanks for listening to this episode. I’m Sheila Dee.  EVO: And I am Evo Terra. Our theme music is by ShEvo.wtf (http://shevo.wtf/)  to get more goodness from us and to see where opportunity will take us next. Thanks for again for listening and tell a friend about us. Now would be good.

Full Show Script [not helping] EVO: If you missed our last couple shows, opportunity has brought us to Thailand, a country we didn't know all that much about. Hard pressed to identify it on a map, we'd have found the general area, but probably confused it with Myanmar or Cambodia. That's not a fact that makes us proud, and we're working on correcting it.  SHE: We had a lot of misconceptions about Thailand. Some of those misconceptions were rectified the moment we looked it up on a map. Like the size of the country, for instance. If you're thinking Thailand is a small country, you're wrong:  [nevada-sized lamb chop]         SHE: We never did write the blog post, but we did the research.  EVO: And it's a good thing I didn't bet myself, because "that big lamb chop looking weird thing" that makes up the bulk of Thailand's area *is* Nevada sized... and then some. Overlaid on a map, it pretty much covers Nevada, bulges into Utah, and gets into California and Arizona. And that's not even counting the long, thin strip of land where we're staying. Thailand is BIG.  SHE: And it's beautiful. It's greenery on scale we've never experienced.  Clouds, mountains, islands, seas... At the risk of quoting Sting lyrics, every step we take leads to more stunning vistas. [pretty epic] EVO: Now listen: it's hard to convey the beauty of this place in audio form. We're surrounded by it the moment we leave town. It's more than a little overwhelming and hard to describe with words.  SHE: I'm taking tons of photos, but like the Grand Canyon, photos of the beautiful rainforest just don't to it justice.  EVO: But there's one ubiquitous geological feature that does photograph well. And they're more common than monkeys in Thailand.  SHE: Waterfalls.  [punyaban] SHE: Where we're from, waterfalls aren't all that common. To see one of any appreciable size, you need to drive a few hours. And when you get there, you're at THE waterfall, likely the only one around for hundreds of miles. EVO: Here, you'll find a waterfall about every 10-15 kilometers. Not kidding. Some, like Punyaban and Ngao, are visible from the main highway, easily accessible to locals and tourists alike.  SHE: Some are less accessible, only visible by an occasional glimpse on rough jungle trails. And some waterfalls appear only when it rains. [waterfall and falling water] EVO: And rain it does. A lot. If you listen close, you've probably heard it under some of our narration segments recorded in Thailand. Lots of rain here. Insulation to baffle sound? Not so much. This is the rainy season of Thailand, and Ranong is the province with the most rain in the entire country. A double whammy for us. And quite different from what a good portion of our audience is experiencing.  [no drought] EVO: And yes I know I said hydrological instead of hydrologic. Sorry. I was a little shocked by the sheer volume of rain that happens here, so forgive my meteoricological slip.  SHE: I'm not so sure that's not the right word, either. Coming up, a sneak peek from a future show. But first...  EVO: Last week I told you that we really didn't have an outlet for all the travel hacks we're learning along the way, and that I was offering them up as content for other web properties. The overwhelming response from listeners was "we want those travel hacks, dammit!" so I'm obliging. We're revamping our email newsletter -- which had largely languished the last few months -- as that outlet. Each week, we'll email you one of our travel hacks. No, not one we've culled from some other website. These are the hacks we've learned during our travels and we're sharing them exclusively through our weekly newsletter. If you're not signed up already (and I know most of you aren't, so... seriously) do it today. And if our domain is too long to spell, just use Shevo.wtf. That'll always work.  SHE: Here's what we've got cooking for a future show.

Full Show Script [top secret] Evo: If you're following our blog, you've probably read the account of our ride in the back of a cop truck on my birthday. Never a dull moment with us, right? She: And chances are, you thought Evo was adding a few embellishments to the tale. Well... not this time. He really couldn't, because we recorded the whole thing. Evo: And we're sharing that recording with you today. No, this isn't us just narrating the blog post. This is the live event as it unfolded, annotated for clarity. This should kick the whole "living vicariously through us" experience up a notch. She: Let me set the stage: We'd been in Thailand for about a week or so and on a whim decided to take a two-day trip to a little island off the coast before the rainy season truly kicked in. Somehow, after missing our ferry ride, we wound up in the back of a police truck. Confused? So were we... [Act 1] She: She's not a cop. But it does seem like she has a way to get us to the island. Evo: So now I've just handed over 500 baht and am waiting for change. 400 baht is about $13 bucks U.S.. In theory, I'm going to get 100 baht in change and two tickets to a ferry. A ferry that, we were told just 15 minutes ago, had already departed. And now, we're told it won't leave for another 15 minutes. She: To top it off, we weren't sure what shape the transport to the dock would take. Water taxi? Bus wagon? A deathwish ride on a motor scooter? None of the above, as it turns out. Here's what happened after we got our tickets: She: Yep, back in the back of the same police truck. There must not be a lot of crime in Ranong, if the cops are busy acting as free shuttles to wandering foreigners on their way to Koh Phayam. [Act 2] Evo: By now, things were getting a little surreal. Not only for us, but for the people of Ranong. Ranong, Thailand doesn't see all that many tourists outside of the occasional glimpse of those here for live-aboard dive tours. And all of them have been gone since April. She: With the exception of a handful of people here teaching English, there aren't many expats calling Ranong home especially during the rainy season. So this reaction wasn't really a surprise. [Act 3] Evo: And as you can hear... we made it. But before we got on the ferry, we needed to thank our official escorts. Evo: Kop khan, if you haven't figured it out, means "Thank you". Being male, I add "kep" to the end of my sentences. Sheila adds -- or should be adding -- the word "kaa" to hers. In Thai, words don't have gender, you do, and you temper your sentences with one of those two modifiers. We're not perfect at it, but we're getting better. She: We're getting better, kep.  Evo: Don't start She: Meanwhile, back on the ferry, something struck us as... odd. [life vests] Evo: Those very helpful cops -- Royal Thai Police, as it turns out -- the ones that had just given us a ride in the back of their truck, were quite safety-minded. They handed out life jackets to everyone on the ferry. And this isn't some little boat. There were probably 30 people on this double-decker ship, and they made sure each of us took a vest, and strapped it on. Safety first, I guess? [recovery] She: Luckily, we didn't get a chance to test Evo's theory. We made it to the island just fine, without having to use our safety device. Evo: And more importantly, we had a great early Thailand adventure story to tell. We're here for three more months, so we should be able to gather many many more. If we're not thrown in jail. Or die. She: Coming up, scenes of flirting with death from next week's show, but first... Evo: Thanks to everyone who's been playing along with our #ShEvo games. We're not producing the type of podcast that gets heavy interaction from our listeners, so we appreciate those who made the effort. This week, we're mixing it up a bit, though if you want to keep Tweeting or...

Full Show Script [no speed limit] Evo: When we left you last week, we were on the island of Mallorca, wrapping up our epic tour of Spain.  She: For the geographically challenged, Mallorca lies almost directly south of Barcelona, roughly halfway between Europe and Africa. Evo: Beware of salt-stealing pirates from Africa! She: Yes, everyone remembers your fascination with pirates from a few shows back. Can you get on with your commentary on Mallorca? Evo: Right, Mallorca. At twice the size of Oahu (that's where Honolulu is) it's the largest of the Balearic Islands and a hot-spot for international tourism. Once you get a look at the emerald colored seas and stunning limestone cliffs, you'll know why. If you're picturing a perfect Mediterranean paradise, it'll look a lot like Mallorca. She: It's also just the right spot to open up a craft beer brewery. At least that's what Sven did when he opened up  Forastera (http://www.forastera.es/) . You remember Sven from last week's show: [Sven again] Evo: That Sven. As you might have noticed, Sven's not a native of Mallorca. Just another loud, boisterous German making his home in this Mediterranean paradise. No, wait. I can't back that up. I mean, there may be more loud, boisterous Germans living in Mallorca, but I didn't see any. Just Sven. He's loud and boisterous enough to make it sound like there are many, many more living in the city. She: I was sick the day you took him up on his offer to visit his brewery and try the IPA. So... how was it? Evo: Yeah, about that. I drove over to Forastera with Gillian's daughter, Lizzie and her boyfriend, Miguel. Sven was there. But the fabled IPA he wanted me to try...?  [Sven's out] She: Wait. He was out of the beer he invited you to the brewery to try? You're joking. Evo: I don't joke about missing out on craft beer, lady. [sigh] Evo: That should have been my clue that the gods were conspiring against us during our final days in Spain. Because just as Sheila started recovering, I went down for the count. HARD. And didn't emerge from the room for two days. [waves] She: And that left me plenty of opportunity to explore Sant Elm, the tiny town on the far edge of Mallorca where we made our home for about five days. It's a beautiful island, and I can't wait to get back to take in more of the surf and sun. Evo: Just off the western tip of Mallorca is another smaller island called Dragonera Island. It's mostly undeveloped, and the only access is a boat taxi that conveniently left right from Gillian's restaurant, El Pescadora. And often, it was piloted by her husband, Damian or her son, Johnny. A visit to Dragonara should definitely be on your list when you put Mallorca on your vacation schedule.  She: There's so much more to Mallorca than we can do justice on just a single episode. But, since we were sick much of the time, we didn't get many opportunities to record.  Evo: But take it from us, the island is wonderful. A true jewel in the Mediterranean sea.  She: Before we left Spain completely, we had a quick return trip to Santiago. We met another English teacher there, this time Amanda from Florida. Evo: She's been living abroad for a couple years now, though her parents haven't quite come to terms with it just yet. [Amanda] She: And we're only five months in, so I'm sure our family is having an equally difficult time coming to terms with our chosen lifestyle too. But to their credit, they've all been really, really supportive while we've been away. Thanks, family! Evo: Before we wrap things up... we're often asked about our favorite destination so far -- it's Spain, by the way -- or where we're looking forward to visit most of all. And actually, I'm going to turn that around on you this week. Right now, whatever it is you're doing, tell us where you'd travel if you had the opportunity. Use our #ShEvo hashtag -- that's hashtag #ShEvo -- and tell...

Full Show Script [permit only] EVO: Today is  the final day of our stay in Knutsford. As you've heard and seen, we've made fast and hopefully long lasting friends with of many of the locals.  SHE: According to those friends, we've achieved minor celebrity status. More than once this week, we were approached by locals stating "Oh, you're the American's everyone is talking about." Except they said it in an authentic English accent. Not my poor facsimile. Last night at open mic night, as song after song was dedicated to us, the performers we'd met were telling the audience to follow our blog and listen to this podcast. Crazy! EVO: Hey, if we have to get new listeners and readers one small English town at a time, I'll take it. We didn't know what to make of Knutsford when we first arrived, with it's odd mix of old money, nuevo riche, farmers, and regular blokes. But it's turned out to be an amazing experience, and one we'll likely come back for. Because they like us. They really like us! If you visit Knutsford, mention you're a friend of ShEvo. They'll likely show you a great time, too. SHE: Speaking of Friends of Shevo, we finally got the postcards sent out. Yes, I know you're sick to death hearing  us talk about those damned post cards. But they really were instrumental to our minor celebrity status, as Evo recounted as we were walking out of the grocery store-cum-post office after licking 32 stamps. [post post cards] EVO: All debauchery aside, we are ostensibly a travel podcast. A strange one, to be sure, but we do get out to see the sights and attractions near by, and like to share them with you. Sometimes we have some really odd experiences to share, like the White Nancy. It'a a monument, of sorts, that's at the top of a very tall hill in Macclesfield, about 30 minutes east of Knutsford. And you know what very tall hills mean. More heavy breathing. [white nancy] SHE: The poem Evo didn't recognize was the Ode To Remembrance, written in 1914  to commemorate the fallen British soldiers from World War 1. The original White Nancy structure built almost a century before, to commemorate the winning of the battle of Waterloo. Why lyrics from an Oasis song are stenciled on the other side is anyone's guess. EVO: We have one last clip to play, but I need to do two things very quickly. First, a huge thanks to Paul Fischer for telling us how bassey our bed music was while listening in his car. That should be fixed, Paul. If any of you hear anything that's odd or you just don't like, please tell us. We're only 12 episodes in and don't have the benefit of the full studio with us. Please, let us know what's not working or what we can improve upon. Lastly, before I let Sheila intro our final clip, it seems our adoption of the moniker The Opportunistic Travelers was spot on. We'll have more details for you next week, but if any of you are going to  TBEX in Costa Brava in May (http://tbexcon.com/) ... save us a spot at the bar. Because you'll probably see us there! SHE: Now, we're just going to make you hungry. Everyone we've met raves about Seven Sisters Ice Creamery. It's just about a mile out of town, and quite popular. Families love it, because they let the kids pet the actual dairy cows the produce the milk. We skipped the cow petting and got straight to the ice-cream selection. Again, sorry for the salivation you're about to experience. [seven sisters] EVO: And if that doesn't make you jealous -- because lets face it, good ice cream isn't all that hard to find -- we got to see the solar eclipse this morning. The clouds broke just long enough for us to see the maximum coverage, and it was, at it always is, an amazing sight. There are pictures up on my Instagram feed, and Sheila has a One Minute Memory on her YouTube Page that captured the light. So if you missed it, you can live that through us, too. Cheers from Knutsford!

Full Show Script [.50 well spent] EVO: As I write this episode of the ShEvo Studios On Tour podcast, I'm hurtling -- literally hurtling -- through the French countryside on a super comfy train. Waze tells me we're clocking in at over 230 KPH, which is -- and I just checked this -- pretty damned fast, especially for an American who typically drives faster than trains. About every five minutes, another high speed train goes rocketing by mere inches -- OK, maybe mere feet -- in the opposite direction. When that happens, the sounds goes from idyllic -- like what you're listening to right now -- to this: [loud train] SHE: Yeah, I never heard it. In the last two "biological" days, we'd been through four airports, three busses, and miles of hiking through some of the less desirable places State-side. When you add in drinking and dining with good friends during that time AND zero sleep, the comfy chairs of Eurorail had me out before we pulled out of the station. EVO: You totally missed out on some beautiful scenery while you were sleeping, baby! But I'm happy you were able to catch some much-needed shut eye. I'd have joined you, by my poor choices we're to compound on top one another. Too much coffee kept me up -- and gave you this new episode -- but it's the least stupid decision I've recently made. Unlike.. [Train no lingo] EVO: But we'll manage. And I'll get some sleep. Perhaps tonight. And then it's a few blissful few weeks of rest and relaxation in the French countryside. Except for the three business meetings I scheduled for next week. Man, je suis un idiot doesn't seem to quite do it justice. [HOU layover] SHE: But by next weekend, we should be on a routine. Of sorts. Which means you can probably expect another episode of the podcast. It might even be longer. In the mean time, be sure to sign up for our weekly newsletter and subscribe to the blog for daily updates Also, we'e both been posting lots of in-the-moment items on our various social properties. Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram... whatever you're into All of that is on Shevo.wtf. EVO: WTF, indeed  Now, I need some sleep. Cheers! [outro]

Full Show Script [Speculating] EVO: Did I mention we’re not quite the world travelers you might imagine us to be? Sure, we’ve done plenty of travel to other countries in this half of this hemisphere. But never for anything more than a handful of weeks, and never one with multiple country stops. So as you might imagine, there are a lot of things we don’t know. We need to educate ourselves. Which is leading us to some interesting learnings: [Discovery] SHE: Italy, as it turns out, is part of the Schengen area. According to Wikipedia, The Shangin’ Area is comprised of 26 European countries that have abolished passport and any other type of border control at their common borders. It mostly functions as a single country for international travel purposes, with a common visa policy. EVO: That policy allows us, two US citizens, 90 days of travel in those countries within one hundred and eighty days. If that doesn’t immediately make sense to you, it didn’t to us either. In fact, there was more than a little disagreement between the two of us over that interpretation. As it turns out, it’s something best explained with an analogy. Consider, for a moment, an NBA game. (That’s pro-basketball in the US, for those unaware of that particular TLA. And no, neither of us are basketball fans.) In the 48 minutes of a pro basketball game (which sounds like an odd number, but I looked it up) a player can make no more than 6 fowls (which I thought was five. Did I mention we’re not basketball fans?) After that, they’re not allowed to return to that game. SHE: In our case, our clock starts as soon as we enter any country in the Shangen Area, and it keeps ticking for one hundred and eighty days. For us, it starts on January 17th, when we land in France. And it expires on August 16th. During that one hundred and eighty day period we’re allowed to accumulate up to 90 days in those countries. Consecutive, non-consecutive, all in one, or a couple in all of them… it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that if we go over 90 days, even by as little as a single day, we face fines of 1200 euros, deportation, or some other harsh penalty. Ouch. EVO: Making it more complicated is the additional 90-day get-the-hell-out period that has to expire before we can again visit any of those countries. For us, if we managed to stay until August 16th without blowing our collected days, we’d have to wait until November 14th to return to most of Europe. How handy. But that’s something we’ll deal with after we get through our first leg of our tour, which actually starts with just trying to get out of this country. Here’s Sheila telling you -- and blaming me -- all about it: [Nightmare booking] EVO: I’m the “somebody” she was speaking of, in case you’re curious. [Nightmare booking, continued] Evo 5: And that sell off has largely happened. Which is good, as we depart on the 11th of January. You’ll hear from us -- and I mean that literally -- once we’re situated in the French countryside. Our plan, such that it is, is to produce a mostly-weekly audio podcast, of which you are listening to. I say “mostly”, because I’m the worlds laziest podcaster. For more regular updates, be sure to subscribe to our weekly newsletter. I’m also a lazy writer, but writing is much faster than producing a podcast. And if you want the full fire hose, check out our blog, where we’re trying to post daily. You can get to all of that -- and much more -- at ShEvo.wtf. I’m Evo Terra. À la prochaine! (Gods, my French sucks.)

By now you know -- or you should know -- that we’re leaving. Not just Arizona, where we’ve made our home for the last 18 years. But the entire country. For at least a year… or until we run out of money. Which is a distinct possibility, as we’re certainly not independently wealthy. But we are crafty. And we tend to land on our feet. So we’re good. It’s probably another safe bet that you know of our new website, ShEvo.wtf, where we’re documenting this grand experiment with blog posts, gear run-downs, checkins, photographs and podcast episodes, more or less like this one. OK, probably less. Because this one is just to give you a taste. Don’t get too caught up in the format, as that’s sure to change. We’ll figure it out as we go along. But I digress. This episode is all about one thing: how we decided on just the right domain name -- Shevo.wtf. WTF, indeed. Best of all, it’s not a re-creation. It’s the actual conversation between the two of us. Enjoy. (Oh, and that crazy noise you here underneath from time to time is a mix of airplanes flying overhead and cars driving outside. Our recording environment will change due to the nature of our travels, so have a heart.)

This is ARealGirl, and we’re back with another round with Evo Terra, founder of Podiobooks.com, and Sheila Dee, author of THE ROOKIE Curriculum Guide. They helped get another show pre-recorded so I’d have time to recover. How’s my tonsillectomy recovery going? Well … slowly, I guess. Seems I’m doing fine, and I mostly feel okay. That is, until I have to swallow. For any reason. That stinks all the stink. But otherwise things are good. Today I even ate solid food for the first time since last Thursday! This ‘cast is all about the Empty Set origin story — just how did Scott & A come to work together, anyway? And we throw in the Podiobooks origin story as well: you’ve used it, you know you have, so how did that come to be? It was, as I mentioned last week, awesome and fun to have “SheVo” at Empty Set for the weekend. Big thanks for those who shared their irrational fears last week! It was super fun to look forward to, and I’m still as perplexed and fascinated as ever at how humans behave.