Always Crashing

Yuri Wong, Cullah, The Quran, Great Words, Club Music & Soviet Ephemera from Achive.Org, The Death of Stalin

Always Crashing the Podcast in coordination with A Crash Pod Productions presents to you only the most finely curated mixtapes for your yuletimes and other sundry holiday needs.

Always Crashing the Podcast in coordination with A Crash Pod Productions presents to you only the most finely curated mixtapes for your yuletimes and other sundry holiday needs.

Always Crashing the Podcast in coordination with A Crash Pod Productions presents to you only the most finely curated mixtapes for your yuletimes and other sundry holiday needs.

Oh timmy usually writes these and looks up all the info about the clips and whatnot I dunno, part 1 is like thriller and the ghost busters song and some backstreet boys songs mashuped with with some dr oz and ellen clips and some john oliver he's a funny guy and then there's a lot of jordan peterson destroying and owning women and the libs and then some more spooky mashups of like some Black Sabbath and Judas Priest and the Temptations and like you can just look up the songs yourself if you recognize them they are the best YouTube has to offer, there's some Girl Talk in there as well then like some Joe Rogan and Christopher Hitchens also destroying and owning the libs and then I found some old clip from William F Buckley trying to own and destroy some feminist in the 60s. I dunno it's like scary that guys act and talk that way you know like what they're saying has any value ooo booo very scurrry

INTRO:Cullah Freed From Greed MansplainnationPhantom of the Attic, PittsburghPART 1: Wait til They Get A Load of The BatmanBatman Tim BurtonBatman PrinceThe Future PrinceRight Here Waiting Richard MarxThat’s Batmanning Mix FFKGElectric Chair PrinceHey Ladies Beastie BoysWhy So Joker Mix FFKGPART 2: Come On Hit A Barbaric YAWP!Arms of Orion PrincePizza by MacDonald’sWanna See This French Fry Disappear?Sega v. Super NintendoWho Let The Dog’s Out?MGM Disney Grand OpeningBionic WonderwomanSpring Fest is a Big Success on Local NewsIndiana Jones and the Last CrusadeParty Man PrinceVicki Waiting PrinceDead Poet’s Society Robin WilliamsBarbaric YAWP Mix FFKGPART 3: The Image It Hurt MeTiananmen Square ProtestAurora Theater MassacreBoston Marathon BombingCharleston Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church MassacreSandy Hook Elementary MassacreColumbine High School Massacre TED TalkMurder of Botham JeanMurder of Oscar GrantMurder of Joshua BrownMurder of Philando CastileMurder of Freddie GreyMurder of Michael BrownMurder of Five Dallas Police Department OfficersOccupy Oakland ProtestAlabama KKK Attack Freedom RidersSouthern Police Attack Civl Rights DemonstratorsMurder of Sandra BlandTrust PrinceStanding Tuff New Kids On The BlockFaith George MichaelLemoncrush PrinceAlejandero Jodorowsky on Violence in his MoviesHoney I Shrunk the KidsScandalous PrinceOn Our Own Bobby BrownI Love Violence Mix FFKGPart 4: Ronald Wilson ReaganReagan On WelfareMurder of Trayvon MartinGeorge HW Bush Willie Horton Campaign ADMyth of the Welfare QueenReagan 1976 Republic National Convention SpeechBatdance PrinceGhostbusters 2Your Love is Lifting Me Higher Jackie WilsonPoetry is Violent Mix FFKGShutter Island Martin ScorseseOn The Nature of Daylight Max RichterNo Moral Order At All Mix FFKGReagan Killer MikeLet The Past Die CODA FFKGUntitled Draft Essay by Tim Notari performed by Oona Day

Part 1 The Past aint Thru w/ usWhiz Kid Donnie Smith has a lot of love to giveMagnoliaBeta Band Won (One is the Loneliest Number)Confuse Children with Angels Break FFKGTeach You About the Worm Outro/Intro FFKGAimee Mann One Magnolia Medley FFKGRicky Jay & His 52 AssistantsHarry NilssonJulianne MoorePT AndersonPart 2 The United States of America brought to you by Donald J TrumpWelcome Back from the BreakMasculine Narcissism Run AmokTom CruiseDonald TrumpTappy TibbonsHow to Fake Like You Are Nice and CaringMen Are ShitFronting the MilkThe Month of Fury No Red Meat No Refined Sugar No SexTappee Got JuiceHAY NEE USSociety The GameRequiem for a DreamDarren ArronofskyPart 3 Did I make podcasts because I was lonely or was I lonely because I made podcasts?Roy Orbison Only the LonelyHigh FidelityNick HornbyJohn CusackBottle RocketWes AndersonRussian DollNatasha Lyonne Do it YourselfGotta Get Out Harry Nilsson DemoThe WilsonsWhatdshe ever accomplish with her life that’s so great man? Nothing.Aimee Mann Save MeAbout A BoyI’m Bloody IbizaPart 3 If You Didn’t Know What it was About Why were you writing it?Wonder BoysMichael ChabonRobert Downey Ironman GaybaitCurtis HansonAimee Mann Wise UpEmotional DisturbancesTobey MacSpiderman GaybaitLove Alone Again OrPart 4 A Song about LonelinessDan Ratherman’s Saw & Chair Escape RoomThe Motels Only The LonelyDan’s Audition Tape

It’s an A Crash Pod Productions crossover event! Mans Plain Nation is here to talk about the hit horror franchise Stephen King’s IT, while Tim and Terry put on their twisted brand of cultural criticism through clips of other people’s music and movies and such.Part 1: This One Was My DreamThe Goonies (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089218/)Elis & Tom, Águas de Marçohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waters_of_MarchPart 2: We all Afloat Adrift down hereStan Getz and Joao Gilberto, Águas de MarçoChester Copperpot break by FFKGCibo Matto, Águas de MarçoStand by Me (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_by_Me_(film))Part 3: Parents are Kinda UselessWhen The Night Stands By Goonies Transmission FFKGBen E. King, Stand by Me (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_by_Me_(Ben_E._King_song))CNN News Break (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Kavanaugh)Brazil (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_(1985_film))Ronald Reagan on Terrorism (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKeABzRz7jw)Blue Velvet (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Velvet_(film))Public Enemy, Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5_6js19eM), One Man’s Terrorist Mix by FFKGPart 4: It’s The Joy In Your HeartRosemary Clooney & John Pizzarelli, The Waters of MarchThe World’s End (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_End_(film))Disposable Heroes of HipHoprisy, Television the Drug of the Nation (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Disposable_Heroes_of_Hiphoprisy)

It looks like you’re trying to make a podcast! Can I recommend these help pages?Clips from Always Crashing the PodcastTheme to The Patty Duke Show, "Cousins" by The Skip JacksThe Garage Band Rock that Apple Built by FFKG

Pt 1 It’s fun to be Nick Frickin’ CageAdaptationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adaptation_(film)Queen V. Satan by DJ Lobsterdusthttps://lobsterdust.com/Community by Dan Harmonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_(TV_series)The Messages from Satan Samba by FFKGBack Masking Clips from Jeffmilner.comhttps://jeffmilner.com/backmasking/Pt 2 Night at the Copyright ViolationNight at the HipHopera by The Kleptoneshttps://www.kleptones.com/pages/downloads_hiphopera.htmlRobert McKeehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_McKeePt 3 The Shape of BeginningAdaptation by Movies with Mikeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4n8u8ZfsvsTop Gun by Tony Scott Theme by Harold Faltermeyerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_GunTim & Terry Identical Cousin CommentaryInvocation for Beginnings by Ze Frankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYlCVwxoL_gSusan Orleanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_OrleanBONUS: Cheeto Christ Stupidczar by Randy Rainbowhttps://twitter.com/RandyRainbow/status/1167130654561185792

J Dilla’s Donutshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donuts_(album)Pt 1. Competition’s Not BinaryClip from Mans Plain Nation about J Dilla’s Donutshttps://www.acrashpod.com/mansplain/2019/2/28/episode-7-michelle-obama-amp-apologiesSteve Jobs by Aaron Sorkinhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs_(film)There Will Be Blood by PTAhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Will_Be_BloodClips of Steve Jobs Being Steve Jobshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_5KcoSwmg4Kanye West on J Dillahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJxfoJP_kqgPt 2. Stop, The Devil’s Winning a Nice ChairMark Zuckerberg by Aaron Sorkin (The Social Network)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Social_Network#Historical_accuracyWilliam Randolph Hearst by Orson Welles (Citizen Kane)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_Kane#Hearst's_responseThe Third Man improvised speech by Orson Welleshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Man#%22Swiss_cuckoo_clock%22_speechHannibal by Thomas Harris ala Bryan Fullerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_(TV_series)American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis ala Mary Harronhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Psycho_(film)Pt 3. No Discernible ExampleSe7en by David Fincherhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_(1995_film)Clip from Mans Plain Nation about Competitionhttps://www.acrashpod.com/mansplain/2019/2/21/episode-6-doing-the-work-amp-competitionPt 4. Fully Customizable MessVox Earworm on J Dilla and the MPC3000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SENzTt3ftiUPt 5. Latchkey Drunk Three Year OldsAlways Crashing The Podcast Ad Break by Tim Notarihttps://www.bayalarm.com/blog/home-security-technology-latchkey-kids/Ludwig Von Smashmouthhttps://twitter.com/MaglioJen/status/1164378338108018688https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Star_(song)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano_Sonata_No._14_(Beethoven)

Pt. 1 Mozart for WhatAmadeus by Peter Schafferhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amadeus_(film)Turn Down For What by DJ Snake, Lil’ Jon, & Danielshttps://vimeo.com/260005711Laugh Track by the Five-fingered KleptogramPt. 2 Stop with the Universe StuffInteresting Ball by Danielshttps://vimeo.com/110808221Less Talk More Rock by Super Brothershttps://boingboing.net/features/morerock.htmlLess Talk More Rokk by Freezepophttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_Future_Future_PerfectBit Degradation Groove by FFKPt. 3 Come Play With UsWhiplash by Damien Chazellehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiplash_(2014_film)Gunslinging Bird by Charles Mingushttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mingus_DynastyFire at the Cocoanut Grove excerpt by Chuck D from Hal Milner’s Albumhttps://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weird_Nightmare:_Meditations_on_Mingushttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beneath_the_UnderdogPt. 4 Surviving GeniusesClip on Surviving R Kelly and changing attitudes towards “the troubled genius” from Mans Plain Nationhttps://www.acrashpod.com/mansplain/2019/1/23/episode-2-louis-ckCanon & Tonight at Noon by Charles Mingus from Hal Milner’s AlbumCrawl Out Through the Fallout by Sheldon Allmanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheldon_AllmanToday You Listen To Jazz by Tim Notarihttps://www.flickr.com/photos/tasteful_tn/2378414231Pt 5. For A Bodyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Also_sprach_ZarathustraExcerpt from A Hymnal (For A Body) by Tim Notari

PT 1. Hack the Planethttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackers_(film)PT 2. Now Watch Me YOUhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crank_That_(Soulja_Boy)Who’s Soluja Boy?! Remix by The Five-fingered KleptogramPT 3. On The Nature of Daylight that Feeling called Sublimationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blue_NotebooksSelected YouTube Comments as read by Tim NotariPT 4. Lose Yourself to Mom’s Spaghetti Franchiseshttps://people.com/food/eminem-coachella-moms-spaghetti-restaurant/Mom’s Spaghetti Remix by The Five-fingered KleptogramPT 5. Everything is Oral Tradition, Mr Burns Does the Right Thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Burns,_a_Post-Electric_PlayClips from Guilford High School Theater Arts production of Mr Burns: A Post Electric Play (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCv4lUEBEw)Cape Fear Theme (Whomp Whomp MIX) by The Five-fingered KleptogramThe Story of Right Hand Left Handhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_the_Right_Thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_of_the_Hunter_(film)Clips from Mans Plain Nation (https://www.acrashpod.com/mansplain/2019/3/14/episode-9-human-sexuality-amp-identity-part-1-of-3-do-the-right-thing)PT 6. Latchkey Securities Advertisment Breaklatchkeykidz.workPT 7. Do The Funky Nietzschehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Also_sprach_ZarathustraDancing Star-a-thustra vocals by Terry NotariBacking Meows by Ziggy & Zeke

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Bathing Cousins; The Quantum Microphone; Unrelated to the Disney family of products; Jedi Science; Tim would like to use words; Intellectual Property; Terry has a new show!; Forged in the Heart of Creation; Laura Durn?; A microphone that can turn audio into text; ADA Compliant by 2032; The Shifting Corporate Goals to never be question; No Music This Episode Surprisingly; The preshow though; Floating Backwards in another direction; The Big Funny Mouse with the Squeaky Voice; Played by the actor that nobody likes anymore; Famous Celebrities; Famous Celebrity Gorsip; The Studio is Under Attack Again; Terry is Only Napping; The Studio Clinic Hotel California; Trickle Down Economics works when a certain set of conditions are met; Tim’s thoughts on opinionsacrashpod.com/contact

A reimagining of Donald Trump’s acceptance speech of the nomination for US President at the Republican National Convention in August 2016. A companion piece was made using Hillary Clinton’s respective acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention of the same year, however reality, much like history, is written by the conquerers.

Wilkomem; Terry on the Street; The Studio of the People; Italian American Anarchists is AOK in NORCAL; Terry recommends both anarchy to Oakland California and Oakland California for anarchists; Terry impresses us with his geographic knowledge; Sorry about that Click; Terry plans to perform a recital as a puppet; A Modern Long Distance relationship; How our forefather’s longdistancerelationshipped; The Animal Husbunndry of white furry rodents; Please do not listen in on other people’s conversations; The Draft Phase of the Ode; The Grand Avenue Suite, Overture and Sunday;

Tim comes to you hat in hand to accept this child that you and he have birthed together; The audience is not a receptacle; The stew of art called Always Crashing the Podcast; The Uvula and the Tongue; The Aperture we know as the Glottis; Tim describes his understanding of human anatomy; Veal like, restrained in cages; The Vision of the World as a Passive Cattle of an Audience; A Circle Jerk of Endless Content; Skip the whole digestive system; a Vaporized Form of Content; Nose Senseses; Tim respects you enough to not force feed you like a cow; O Superman by Laurie Anderson;

Dan Ratherman returns to the recording profession; Station Management offers Dan a job; Stealing someone’s identity shows initiative; Dan’s career as an activist and advocate for dance and control of the vertical and horizontal; Control over Axis Hollywood; Roald Dahl’s IP; Number Station; To Confuse the Enemy; Dan takes the opportunity to turn this into a found audio show; The Adventure Zone Amnesty Audio Collage; The Pine Guard of Amnesty Lodge; Your “Favorite” Host Returns; The Station reveals it has taken Tim’s child hostage; What do you want your legacy to be; Tim has been deemed to not even come close to Station Management’s expectations; A delightful commentary and look on the world; Day 7 of the Marathon; I think Terry went to the Zoo; That Jack London Cabin that has been here forever; Letting him do his thing today; Audio and Radio Noise Drama; To Hear it Debased in Such a way; Exposing Myself & My Beloved Cousin to Risks; Place Last In The Race of Corporate Espionage; I’ve Tried to Fill All those Roles; A list of all the kinds of long distance races; Brain Hearts Lung Feet Borscht & Tortilla; To Break the 20th Wall; What is Kayfabe, We will never know; Open All The History Books Ever Written; Past-Post Modern; This is now my time; Hierarchal Nonsense;Dan’s Bunker: https://archive.org/details/aporee_42208_48117Dan’s Found Audio samples taken from The Adventure Zone by The McElroy Family:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQnwmgSsFpc

It rhymes with Atari; Am here today; It’s an Emergency, a national emergency, a Spation Emergency, A National Spation Emergency on a Global Scale; Everything in creation is effected; Umergency Utopias; The Umergency; Wrapped Completely In Tinfoil; Edit That Horrible Sound Out; You are encouraged to think about your own body’s noises since they are import; Dead? as a performance review; Terry may be tiresome and difficult to understand; One Operational Prod; Artist is part of the Art or when they have lost the tape; Kiwi Kought is back to elucidate on the Turtle Earthers; The Mortality of the Fairy Tinkerbell; Continually Clap to Know that it exists; A Long Traditional all the way back to Plato, Socrates, and Terry Pratchett; Loyal Listeners know that ACP Indust. Love and Understand Metaphors Completely and not just as a scapegoat for nonsense; The Hypotenuse Man; They did it in the butt; More Feminine Misogynists; The Right of Passage Of Factors of Ten; The Ouroboros; The Tenet of Ephemerality; Language is just another Lens; Informational Health; Nobody Knows The Difference; Her Place in the Universe and All That; Terry sings a fun song about Mr. Finishline; a Dot Com World; Always A Crashing;

Tim found a dead cowboy; The classic scenario that all people in the old west had to go through; Tim goes down the rabbit hole of this narrative; Terry sides with Kiwi Kought the sleeper agent and her upside-down stamps; Tim considers that Dan Ratherman is on to something and paranoia is the answer; Dan Ratherman shows that he is in complete control and the he does get effed with, he effs with; Terry asks for the show to be gotten in the edit in the edit in the edit in the attic; Actually Fashioning Hats out of Tinfoil;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streets_of_Laredo_(song)

Terry Notari; Crincistency for our Brands; Terry has ideas on how to move the company forward; Terry is looking for his accent; He’s just gonna say his name; tuning in again and again; Timmy has been taken away trying to untheft his identity; Rethieving my identity; Some grand soviet stasi era plan; Terry hopes Dan is still listening to the show; His Network of Libraries in the Bay Area; Dan Ratherman’s Tent Apartment has disappeared; Dprman is coming for Tim; Dark Web Craigstlist; Kiwi & Coco; Dark Web Dead Drops; Terry’s Boy in the Booth Nicholas Teejay; There are folks working on the show who do not want credit or association with the show; Terry shares his coworker’s view of the show; KOUGHT, The Knights Of Understanding Greater Human Thought; Dan Ratherman Sends his tape in from some crowded busy motorcycle in the wind; Try to Keyword Search this Nonsense; Dan goes full Snowden; Sending SD Cards; The Subtle Art of Ventriloquy;https://archive.org/details/aporee_33050_37973

Station management bunts this episode of the Marathon and presents handpicked for you an entirely different show not made by anyone affiliated with A Crash Pod Productions courtesy of their decision to release it under the CC 3.0 License. Enjoy this episode of Christopher Lydon's Open Source about Self Surveillance!http://radioopensource.org/https://archive.org/details/071014OSPODCASTSelfSurveillancehttp://radioopensource.org/under-surveillance-capitalism-in-the-digital-age/

Marathon Day 3 and we finally aren’t sure what day it is; Tim Can Hang with Julia Child Childs; The French; The Butter; Terry suggests a recap; Stop this freight train; I guess you would call it a song; is there a team or is there at the Spation; Tim Can’t Afford That; Is it Black or Red that is more?; Tim is invoicing for his time; Is there money for the cousin?; As Chairman and President of the Board I get a One Dollar Salary; Those Big sponsorship dollars; $35.25 an hour; Terry can start invoicing; Make This a Real Business; Get a lawyer involved; Terry drops the call; This Show in a Show Thing; The editing thing was fun; Terry’s back; The Boys in the Booth; Dan does not exist; Tim thinks he knows what Terry means; The Time Before The Conversation; Francis Ford Coppola; Francis Ford Capicola; Ford Francis Capoola; Francis Ford Cage; Just take the funniest one; A graduate of Carnegie Mellon University; Computational Semiotics; N Grams within Hidden Markov Systems XP 21 86; Advanced Surveillance Algorithm; Huh; The Regular Boys New Song; It goes places man; terry’s in the street; quack quack mfer; Dan’s Tent is gone; Dan said look for a sign; some zipper noises; Far Range Recording in High Noise Environments with Lossy Datas and Keyword Detection versus Emotional State Detection; Terry is at a loss for words so he just starts talking about Lincoln’s Birthday; Dan’s latest message; Dan accuses Tim of being in the surveillance business; States Evidence is coming for Dan Ratherman; Enemy of the States Evidence; Series Antagonist; Cat & Mice games; The Pineapple Esspress; Liquid Hydrogen Dioxide; Daniel P Ratherman is dprman; Dan Hacks Timmy; Which one is the sleeper agents; The Five String Samurai;

Tim expects Terry to do all the heavy lifting; starring at each other in silence isn’t good to listen to; Dan has something; Tim plays videogames on Day 2 of the Marathon; Dan’s Daily Diary; Dan Reminds us again about his documented life in the film The Conversation; The Ins and Outs of Surveillance; Casting a Net like a Fisherman into the Ocean; One Big Net; Where are all the recording Devices?; The Pratherman Report; The Dpratherman Report; Terry Wants to Do Other Shows With Timmy; The Mundane Cinematic Universe; Have the Editors Do All The Work; Cobble a Show Together; Training Intelligent Systems; Some Artificial Intelligent S**t; Not Evil For Fun For Shows; It’s not fun for Terry, as per yoosh;

As Sometimes Is My Guest Host; Terry is researching on the internet live on twitter; Anglicancize; Spell Things in a Funny Different Way; Holy Roman Empire; We’re both American; Always Crashing The Marathon; Dan Ratherman is a fun tinfoil hat live off the grid recording professional; Tim or Terry reminisce about their memories; They’re Cousins!; Coal Crackers; Making Fun of North Eastern Accents In General; It definitely isn’t terry; Tim cannot abide a lie; Crinkly Eyes; Eckhart Tolle and the Power of Now; The exact opposite of hot topic podcasts; We do what we do for Station Management; Dan Ratherman’s field recordings; Mixing Magic; Tim and Terry are talented; Tim doesn’t want to know their names; Ricky or Nicky; Tim begins Terry’s Performance Review; Dan Ratherman brings us his thoughts on Michiko Kakutani; Terry likes to keep it light and chummy; The horse pulls the car that goes forward; as the old saying goes; The Conestoga Wagon of Podcasts; A Natural Name Learner and Face Recognizers; Tim questions the editors need for time; Tim questions the whole process; They just want to hear you say “This Episode is Over”; Tim has said all the words that he can say; My career forever has been just to record people to create content; Terry turns the tables on the host; Tim thought he would play some video games and watch some movies during this whole thing.

We’re back; Terry, Tim, and Dan return from their journey across time, space, and the time space continuium; A Crash Pod A Cattle Prod; Are you ready for an Audio Podcasttttting Marathon; The wonderful staff of creative beanbaggers; We together bring you At Least, AT LEAST ONE EPISODE A DAY; Tim’s flawless FM daytime DJ radio voice will remain intact; Crucial Conversations; Job Performance Season; The Weak Links; The Strength of the Chain; Not a Micromanager; Spation Management (Space Station Management); Now operating from Space; Pure and Clean Air; Pumping Out Protein; A Crash Pod Production’s Bandolier of Bullets in our Media Delivery Gun; Engineer Nicky plays off Tim; The editor is not cleaning Tim’s nonsense up at all; Not a Real Show about Real Things or Real People; Tim reports directly to Station Management; Tim Notary set up the original Automation, sir; Terry’s Post Show Epilogue; Don’t play talent like me out; Terry wahnted to be a paht of iht; Terry can’t see you at all; Terry’s Acapella group needs a name;

The quiz for this episode will cover the following:American Thanksgiving; Gender Roles for cooking and carving; Are Electric Knifes Stupid?; Wedding Planning; This will make your housewiferery so much easier; Great British Baking with Kids; Breathing in Smoke; American’s 45th Racist Grandpa; Threatening limb growth as a parent; Suddenly a Noel Fielding Fancast; Platonic Bonding; Cross Sex Friendships; Nobody in Mad Men had friends; l When Harry Met Sally; Sexual Aggression; Spock had female friends; The Etiquette of Hugging; Consent is not an opt-out process; Fargo; Widows;

Always Crashing Podcast Season 1 The song; Tim just wants to be Tim, a scholarship earning college graduate with crosses to bear for not living his truth, America; Thank You everyone for sticking with the show and especially to you Tim Notari thank you for sticking with it; Tim tries to go to a song to get out of rambling; Station Management is not here to save him; This high school valedictorian believes productivity is antithetical to life; Just be a f***ing internet busker; Be a pal and drop a dime in the hate; A comfortable leather lazy boy who won’t make it weird; A sex positive practicing voice actor trying to publish a thing; RAMBLING; Respectful of all professions and hard workers; Season 2 preview, more mindful of representation; Braised in his own Slovak juices in the coal fires of Northeast Pennsylvania; Sponsors include Schiit Microphones, Honey Pot Productivity Management Subscription and Disposal Service; Iron Mountain Records

That’s What She Said

Tim describes the rest of your week for you; That’s your Saturday; Enjoy That Sunshine; The Cat Revolution is beginning; Be kind to your mailman; We’re all looking forward to that; The State Governments should be aware; Texas, New Jersey, Delaware; Utah is Not Invited to the Revolution; Alaska has not RSVP’d yet; This is An Uprising; The 50 States of The Union have Conspired and Cabaled and Met in Dark Rooms; Carbon Emissions or Traffic or what time we can go to sleep at night; Little Government; Tim Starts the show again; Dan Ratherman Cohosting; Dan’s revolting history; The Dance Dance Revolution 1973 or 1974; The disco people had a stronghold on the clubs and dance floors; Skating and Glittering; Dan is surprised to learn that there was a large video game franchise from which he did not see any royalties; Tim tries to explain how to play DDR without any visual aids; Dan speaks properly about things like Studio 65 not Studio 54; Dan is glad Andy Warhol is dead but also sad because some grudges will never get to be rectified; Terry discusses his process; The Regular Boys perform Cabals and Kevorkians (at the Dance Floor); Dan reveals his full name.

The Never-ending podcast; Indulgences; The Space of Podcasting; Probably a lot of great stuff; Tim never looks at the show notes; Terry is on a hiatus; an intractable hiatus; That Scrantonian Accent; How Fiction Works; Someone discovered our podcast; Explain How Fiction Works; Part of Growing Up and Childhood and Whatnot; Hold Them Accountable for Representation; Tim Lists a Bunch of Modern Commercially Succesful Podcast; 1000 Years of Civilization Gloryfying; Mixed Messles; Missles and Messages; An Insidious kind of danger and darkness; Judge Duty tapping her wrist watch; One of the Benefits of this Medium; Prattling On; Producers and Editors and Engineers have all left involvement but I am in charge of this show; The economy is run by a small band of dolphin humanoids; You might be wondering listeners; You may be wondering listeners; My voice is supposed to be calm and reassuringIt roll down a pyramid; A song from Boderrick St. John, Let the Left One Go Down, Special; Lincoln’s Gold, Nixon’s Toupee’s, tasteless jokes;

Timotheus Notarius The Plainswalker Broadcasts while the Eternal Sun Hangs in the Sky

The show takes a bit of a detour for Tim and Terry; A bit of a weird uncontrolled detour; a demonic detour.

Dan Ratherman can’t get his lines right; Terry’s handwriting is bad; Sometimes its not clear if Terry or Dan are talking; Or what they’re talking about; This Week’s secret decoder word is WATERMELON; Dan tries to discuss relevant topical economic issues and just restarts the episodes; Cats are meowing in the background; Tim got kidnapped but it doesn’t seem that serious; The order of events are not very sure; Dan loses it with cosplay; Terry jumps back in as Dan appears to continue his cosplay breakdown; Terry tries to understand why his accent appears to be breaking down; As he keeps breaking down and Dan Ratherman comes to the rescue; Tim left no notes behind; Terry reveals that the apocalypse is happening; The Deep State is trying to undo reality as we know it; Dan turns into Terry; Terry turns into Dan; The Deep State is just throwing pet food into the various rivers in Pennsylvania; The Delaware River is leased to New Jersey; Knowing the names of your rivers and lakes and oceans is important to survival; Quakers were the Anti Crusaders; Dan is proud of Tim’s audio editing skills; Dan decides his voice is just a raspy version of Terry’s; Terry shares what was probably a pretty private audio diary from Tim and was not meant to be shared to the public click click click might contain some hidden messages pop click; mazethaticantgetoutof.com;

Terry hosts this week; decoded messages; encoded messages; secrets; spectral entities; unedited; Terry doesn’t care if it sounds good; it’s gonna sound the way it sounds; it’s about the content not about lip smacks or plosives; Terry is being surveiled; Tim is off the grid; Grab your go bag and go; There are clues in the numbers; and the syllables; and the sounds; don’t get worried folks, Terry has his affairs in orders; North Scranton might be at the Nexus of New Jersey, Brooklyn, the Bronx, Staten Island, and South Boston; Terry is not afraid of the Flat Earthers; Jaleel White is a leading Turtle Earther; Terry enjoys spending time with Tall Earthers.

Tim Notari is now a country western adult contemporary FM radio DJ now with sweet buttery tones; The Sweet Sweet Frosting ALways Crashing on the Coast at Night: Pip Chips salty craveable crispy snack bites; Get Hip to those Chips or you’ll be Zip Out of Luck; Station Management apologizes for last weeks debacle of anti-fun poetry; Just move on don’t worry about how it all began; The One True Voice for your family; Songs and Pslams to cure salvation, darling; NO MORE TYPING We’re a call in show now; Where do you get the number? Who knows; Terry is going through a break-up in Cousinsville; Lonely Cucks love Billy Brightsun’s Sick Symphony for San Diego; Something about a Big Baloney; Line 4 calls in with a sad story about family defraud other family members; Internships are available; Jym Dickernsons’ The Ballad of Lay Me Down on the Beach Sweet Sally dedicated to his one and only Sally Sweet; Lotion all over my face, The heart is full of snow and a little bit of glue BEACH VOLLEYBALL RIDE ON!; 91 FM the Hit Factory Dan Ratherman is back with news and weather or… is he?; The podcast contains secret recorded messages maybe?; Terry worries his doopah off; Jack Dempsey’s Good Fountain in the Happy Valley and the Last note of the Last Quaker; The Elder of the Avianinati, CoZ’Zwald Ahbullpot; Terry does his best Timmy voice even though he’s a little rattled; 8 foot tall Feathered Dinosaur that phases in and out of reality; Is the Mothman behind everything?;

Something a little different this week, double stuffed episode since we were off for the holiday last week. Terry's still on vacation visiting "research sites" whatever that means, so I'm taking my solo show opportunity to read/record/broadcast one of my longer finished works called A Hymnal for Us, a 27 page poem in 4 parts sort of exploring my feelings about myself, my country, my upbringing, my culture and so on. Please Enjoy!

The boys get a fan email; Terry responds to every email he gets; Tim is possibly hangry; Sniffles are all better; Terry practices self care in the Poconos; Terry gets pushy and cranky; Tim shows his coal cracker roots; Terry would listen to himself snip snap and rethinks the format of the podcast; Tim tries to introduce a new segment instead of talking real; Terry tries to change the subject; Somebody will flow; We debunk the lizard person myth of the Illuminati; NWA is not the NWO and the letters stand for something completely different; Tim is confused about the kliklukluklai; Modern Drone Technology; Mount Vernon; The Klkluhxkliq’hklqi are controlled by the US government ; Terry describes all the noises he hears; A bomb is dropped; The Philly Phanatic creates lithium much like Birdo creates eggs from its mouth cloaca; Horses; Alternative Ketchup Names;

Tim got Terry sick; Terry decides to be a host for now; We’re not doing product placements for any billionaires; There are so many sniffles in this episode, so many sniffles; Terry goes to great lengths not to say any brand names; A lot of incomprehensible mumbles; There’s a bunch of throat clearing too; Terry does his white guy nerd voice; Terry doesn’t sound like he’s from Boston, it’s a Scranton accent; a completely legit coal cracker accent; Terry’s Big Bang Theory; A numbered list of 84 or 85 magic rocks; a very loud cough that got lowered down in post; a fair amount of wheezing and clearing of the t(h)roat; Tim gets combative; Tim touches Terry’s heart; keep it real, son.

Our 5th episode and it’s time for our 1st twist of the season! Tim makes a difficult confession about the sow; Tim recognizes the existence of potential and realizable facts; Heinz Beans are a great breakfast staple I sure hope the sponsor us and other ketchu based facts; Cousin Terry shows up and waxes rhapsodic about coal country; We scratch the surface on Cousin Terry’s depression and the Society of Friends; We’re going to be practicing our Oral Tables next week; best episode yet

This week I'm joined by Sir Richard Chad Commando, a completely real pseudonym for one of the world's foremost experts who seems to blame everything on folks like my friend Dan. Sorry Dan.

Hello! No episode 3 last week because I am a sick sick boy and am traveling in Pennsylvania; these things are not necessarily mutually exclusive but for the past number of years I travel to PA during May and I get sick during may so you do that math. No guests this week as I couldn't get the real episode 3 edited together so I thought I would throw down some knowledge re: Quakers, The Famous Scranton Party, and the Keystone. The Society of Friends still has yet to return my calls for any blurbs or quotes that I might give them. so here you go, what I was intending to be a short bonus episode pretty much ended up being a regular length episode because there is just so much to say about Pennsylvania, little baby.

Our friend Dan Ratherman stops by to discuss his thoughts on space, tents and award winning 70s films. Freddie Funtime has a joke for everyone. Tim shows off his vocal range and some deep cuts from his extensive vocabulary.

My first episode! We’re joined Dr. Keith Hardwickking and a surprise from Dan “[NAME REDACTED]” (he says the airquotes are part of his name). We introduce the show, some of us introduce our selves, and we kick off our first ever conspiracy corner. I'm excited to get to describe everything as first ever for the new few episodes. Real excited. Next to get this stuffff on youtube. Anyway, please enjoy and leave me notes in the comments or via email.