Hear No Evil Podcast

Christmas bells are ringing, Santa is circling the globe, and the Virgin Mary is still upset over this whole Jesus thing. On this week's episode of HNE, we dive feet first into the "MeToo" movement and wonder how the Virgin birth became part of the discussion, and why they're trying to ban one of our favorite Christmas songs. 

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald spawn a debate over the effects of the wizarding world on impressionable youth. Chris and Justin discuss the pop culture phenomenon that is Harry Potter and if this world of magic is a gateway drug to adulthood occult practices.

HNE's Halloween Special comes to a close with creepy tales of haunted churches in the US and a walk through a Texas haunted house. Justin will take you on a ghostly tour of  a New Orleans Catholic church, while Chris tells the tale of a non-denominational church overrun by demons. Does a ghostly pastor still preach from the pulpit? Could the devil possibly own the deed to your building? Will Justin make it through a haunted house without screaming like a little girl?...Probably not on the last one. 

Put a little Trick in your treat this year as HNE delves into the demonic origins of the Jack-O-Lantern and the history of Trick or Treaters. You may think twice about carving that pumpkin after hearing it all originated from a deal with the devil. The boys also toy with the theory that U.S. Trick or Treating all began as a Fraternity kegger. Plus, the final 4 of our Monster Madness Challenge, to find the deadliest movie monster villain of all time. In the end, you may not answer your door this All Hallows Eve. 

Freddy, and Jason, and Michael...OH MY!!! In this months 2nd Halloween installment HNE covers the best slasher fix of all time and the rules of surviving a horror movie monster. Is Jason really that big of a threat? Does your fear of the demonic prevent you from beating Freddy Krueger? Will Chris and Justins wives die for the 3rd straight week? You'll have to listen to find out. 

The countdown to Halloween begins with a look at zombie culture, movies, and survival. This week the boys discuss their fascination with the undead and how they plan to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse.  Zombie Survival Tip #1: Ditch your wife. 

The HNE monkeys are at it again with an eye opening look at conflict, media therapy, and the act of confession. The Confession Project asks you, the listener, to take a leap of faith and volunteer for a new spiritual experiment to help you overcome unresolved issues in your life. 

This week we're going to space! The world race is on to dominate outer-space and HNE has a few ideas to help it along. We give our take on Trumps new Space Force program and welcome back the Captain of the Enterprise himself, Sir Patrick Stewart. Will Trump's Space Force rule the Universe? Are we ready for the next generation? Will Queen Latifah be our first ambassador to an alien encounter?

The Satanic Temple is at it again and HNE is on the case. This week Chris and Justin discuss separation of Church and state and The Ten Commandments v. The devil on government property. Does Christianity have a place in our schools and government buildings? Do satanists have a right to be heard? Would a demonic bouncy house make everything better? Perhaps the Satanic Smokey and the Bandit know.

'We love the 80's' is an homage to the decade that birthed the HNE cast. What starts as an attempt for Chris to clear his sullied name, quickly becomes the greatest 80's pop culture breakdown of all time. The journey from the top 20 songs to reboots of the movies they cherished as children will transport you back to your pop culture roots. You'll laugh, you'll cry...and you may even considering going to your high school reunion.  

HNE is back from summer vacation with an eye opening look at curses and how they impact your everyday life. Chris and Justin dig into the unearthing of a modern day mummy curse and what God has to say on the subject. Are Curses real? How can you defend yourself against a curse? And what would Harrison Ford and Brendan Fraser do? All important questions, which will be answered on this weeks Hear No Evil. 

The hubris of HNE knows no bounds as Chris and Justin fumble their way through the complexities of evolution and the existence of dinosaurs, with a little help from Jurassic Park. The only thing they know for sure...the Pigman must not survive. 

Spanning BabyBoomers to Millennials, HNE takes a closer look at the religious and spiritual differences in the generational divide. Can you remember life before technology? How likely is your generation to follow God? Will you die of dysentery? These questions and more will be answered on this weeks Hear No Evil. 

HNE takes a second STAB at True Crime by delving into horrific murders in the church. Justin covers the mysterious disappearance of a Catholic Nun and the 50 year search for her killer, while Chris explores the mystery of the Fire and Brimstone Murder. Throughout you'll laugh, you'll cry...you'll be paranoid sitting in church.

This week HNE takes you Back 2 the Future with theories of time travel and a real life flux capacitor. Chris and Justin debate the paradox of morality and self control in being able to slide through time. Would you go back and change the past if you could? Would you meet MLK or Jesus? More importantly, could you avoid the temptation of Biff's Sports Almanac? 

This HNE Minisode takes a closer look at Demon Paint and Supernatural Architecture. Inspired by a listener request, we delve ever further into Haint Blue porches and other fascinating structures designed to ward off evil spirits. Would you buy an apartment on the thirteenth floor? Is your toilet haunted? Lets find out...shall we. 

How are God and Satan depicted in modern television? HNE breaks down TV's depiction of religious figures, from Handsome Misunderstood Lucifer to Wimpy Jesus. Only Chris and Justin could take on homosexual satan, modern day public stonings, and an inbred Messiah with such gravitas. HA!!  

Turn down the lights, find someone to hold, and join us for Spooky in the Spring 3. HNE Host's Chris Copeland and Justin McGill share True Terrifying Tales of The Dark Arts and Demonic Saints. Will you make it through the stories of The Voodoo Preacher and The Possessed Nun? This episode has everything: Haunted Houses, Curses, Bumps in the Attic, and Golden Babies...Good Luck!!

*SPOILER ALERT* Chris and Justin finish up their Monkey War series with reactions to Avengers Infinity War and their predictions for the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Chris, Justin, and comic book guru John Anderson laugh, cry...and someones wife may get killed in the process. Guess you'll just have to listen to find out who. Part 3 of 3, that's right it's a trilogy!

The Adventures of Ron Swanson and the Avengers. HNE's first live guest, Comic Book Aficionado John Anderson, helps the boys navigate Marvel's Infinity War and the spiritual side of the comic book Universe. Part 2 of 2

Jesus, Celestials, and Howard the Duck. HNE's first live guest, Comic Book Aficionado John Anderson, helps the boys navigate Marvel's Infinity War and the spiritual side of the comic book Universe. Part 1 of 2

HNE's second installment of Spooky in the Spring ventures into the world of True Crime...in the church. Chris and Justin hit an epic new low as they discuss The Ashley Madison Murder, a deadly exorcism, and Amway Jesus. They may be going to hell for this one. 

HNE's Spooky in the Spring series kicks off with creepy tales of Friday the 13th. Topics include Cannibalism, the end of the world, and the ominous birth of the Olsen twins. Only these 2 guys could find a way to not take this seriously. 

March for our lives is underway across the country and we want in on the conversation. HNE does their best to take things seriously as they take pot shots(pun intended) at the 2nd amendment and learn how Chris spent the night next to the Austin,TX package bomber. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Clones, and nanites, and brain chips, oh my!!! This week the HNE crew discuss the ethics of prolonged life through modern medicine, the art of cloning monkeys, and the evolution of pig-men. It's all good till one of them asks your daughter to the prom!

A shout out to our Korean fans!!!   The 2018 Winter Olympics are underway. So...Chris and Justin show some love to their their listeners in Korea by discussing who's crazier: White people on ice or Koreans eating mass quantities of food online? PyeongChang,curling, and live stream eating. It doesn't get much better than this!!

A friendly conversation about the 2018 Consumer Electronics Show turns weird when Justin starts talking about Artificial Intelligence and Chris tries to wrap his head around the idea of a robot pastor. Oh yeah, and Jimmy Fallon gets schooled by an android with a sense of humor. This should be interesting!

Could you go 21 days without meat, caffeine, sugar, or alcohol? How about deliberately hypnotizing yourself so you can forget, and re-watch, your favorite TV series for the first time?  On this installment of Hear No Evil: The boys discuss spiritual fasting,while Chris try's not to eat everything in the room, and Justin does everything he can to avoid forgetting his most cherished memories...old episodes of Friends.   

The Hear No Evil crew's year end review of 2017. Nothing says Christian podcast like discussing life, love, and Building a stronger relationship with God... Oh, and Chris CURSES out Japanese teens, while Justin takes a selfie with a FETUS!  By the time it's over you'll be wishing the year never ended!

It's Christmas, and the boys are back in a big way!! Nothing says Happy Holidays like creeper children's movies, the 3 wise men in Canada, and Bruce Willis with a machine gun. Oh ya, we also throw Jesus in there too. One things for sure, You will never look at your Christmas tree the same way...ever again!!!

The HNE team knows no bounds as these 2 pasty white guys discuss slavery in the bible, along with its connection to palm readers and used car salesman.  Your brain will hurt a lot less if you just go with it.

Chris and Justin go where no man has gone before to answer the questions of outer space. Are there really aliens in the universe? What does the Bible say about little green men? Could Jesus be a a traveling Carney? 

Chris and Justin delve once more into the supernatural as they discuss Witches against Trump, a group hell bent on bringing down the President of the United States with a nationwide binding spell. Plus, the possibility that your microwave may be working for the NSA. Dun,Dun,DUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Chris and Justin know no limits as they discuss a new satanic after school program and Justin's unholy fascination with Betty White. 

Two infantile grown men discuss the stigma placed on Christians who chose to celebrate Halloween. Is it truly evil, or all in good fun? -Should Christians feel guilty for celebrating Halloween? -Does fear have its place in the land of the Believers?  -Can we stay on topic? ....only The Shadow Knows!