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After a much longer hiatus than expected, we're back with a brand new episode. @Alex_Engelbert has graciously stepped into the co-host chair for this episode and wastes no time with @KevinGootee getting into a myriad of topics. @tristanrega and @laurenvino hang out for the day as the foursome discuss bullshit credits in comedy, the alleged rapists in comedy, guys who claim to be feminists, and other nonsense. Sorry for the delay and we'll be back quicker next month. Please tell a friend who much goddamn fun this show is and make sure to give us a 5 star review on iTunes. Thanks!

@Mokavida is back in town for a few days and she couldn't say now to co-hosting yet again! @thatdudebigG discusses what gay acts he'd perform for a 5 minute spot on the Daily Show. Monica talks about her inability to pull her trigger on a threesome. @Kevingootee chimes in about the few times he was hit on by a gay guy and offers dating tips. Please give a 5 star review on iTunes and share on your social media platforms if you like the podcast. Thanks!

New episode of @Safewordpc is here! @Trixietuzzini joins as the new co-host of the episode and steps in nicely as she and @KevinGootee learn a LOT about their guests. We learn @Durkamania walked into his ex-wife throwing books at his face. And @alex_engelbert is our FIRST returning guests and she delivers again. We talk about women who posts photos of their abortions on instagram. We talk about the crybabies who took selfies after the election and protested. We learn how many comedians our guests have had sex with as well! Spread the word and give us a 5 star review on iTunes please as well as share with a friend!

We conclude another rousing episode of @Safewordpc. @KevinGootee and @enniscomedy continue to educate @teresadegaetano about juvenile terms like "silver dollar" and "running batches." @thetraciejayne pretends like she doesn't know what we're talking about. Anthony talks about his online battle with the Hasidic Jews on Twitter. We also advise on how to approach women at a sports bar. Hint: it's a lot easier than you think. Lastly, we wish Teresa DeGaetano the best of luck as her schedule has become too hectic to co-host. But don't worry, hosting next month will be...Tracey Carnazzo! Subscribe and leave a 5 star review on iTunes, please!

@theTracieJayne and @Enniscomedy join @teresadegaetano and @KevinGootee for a hootenanny of a show. Tracie talks about dating a guy who used to be an orthodox Jew. Teresa brings up Donald Trump, grabbing women by the pussy. Anthony talks about being invited by a couple in their 40's to jump in on the fun at a nude beach in NJ. And of course, Kevin cracks wise. Enjoy and share with a friend. And for the love of god, please review us on iTunes, Safewordpc. Thanks!

We wrap up our discussion with @RealMatt Maran and @Alam1159 about the Giants, Cowgirls, Jets, and Steelers predictions. A little more fantasy football talk and there you have it. Thanks for listening to the @safewordpc with @KevinGootee and @TeresaDaegatano

This episode of @safewordpc, we decided to do an all sports theme. @realmattmaran and @alam1159 join us to talk about the Olypmics, the Ryan Lochte backlash, Usain Bolt, and NFL season predictions. And we even talk about some of the weirdest/lamest ideas we did as kids. @KevinGootee talks about how his parents did his science project and what happened when one teacher wanted to enter it into the county fair. Don't worry, we still get our dating discussion in there and @teresadaegatano shares her tips about approaching a female sports fan.

The conclusion to our podcast with @DerekJWatkins and @CateWeinberg. The guests tell @KevinGootee and @TeresaDaGaetano more about their experiences dating in the service industry as well as some stand up anecdotes. Please subscribe and rate us on iTunes!

You asked for it and now you've got it! Want to know how to approach a bartender and get their number? It's not going to be easy! Also, if you're trying to bring one of them back home, Mercury had BETTER be in retrograde AND you need to have a 4 leaf clover in your back pocket. But @DerekJwatkins, @Cateweinberg, and @Teresadegaetano give the goods on being on display. And @KevinGootee gives one his of his, "days of yore" dating stories that ALWAYS hits.

@CateWeinberg and @derekjwatkins join @KevinGootee and @teresadegaetano for the NEWEST safe word podcast! Derek and Cate are both bartenders as well as comics in NYC. They dish on some of their dating stories as well as some hooking up with co-workers stories. Kevin yet again, gives more advice (don't play pokemon go) and Teresa talks about Tinder Bill. Who is that? Listen and find out!

J-L finishes up his sociological view on dating, how he was a perfect gentleman when he had a one night stand, and Teresa talks about an ill-mannered man when he invited her over. Kevin and J-L continue to befuddle Teresa with their movie quotes as well. Follow us at @safewordpc @Kevingootee, @teresadegaetano, and @Jlcauvin

@KevinGootee is joined by his new co-host, @teresadegaetano, as @mokavida moves back to colorado :( Our guest in this episode is @JLCauvin and you may remember him from Kevin appearing on his Righteous Prick podcast a couple of times. In this episode, Kevin and JL make film references that go over Teresa's head. Teresa also shares her dating stories and how her mother bought a gift for a male suitor that wanted to have, "fun." Please share this with your friends, rate us on iTunes, and have yourself a great day!

@cresposts fields questions about what it's like dating as a comic and his situation. Sadly, this is @mokavida's last podcast @safewordpc so we say goodbye to my lovely co-host. @teresadegaetano joins me as co-host and if she sounds familiar, she was on our first episode! Thanks Monica, love you to death.

@thepamelarae had to head out to a gig so we get some quality time with @cresposts and learn about his life as a substitute teacher, dating life, and other pearls. @mokavida didn't spill a drop of prosecco this episode so we'll call that a win.

@ThePamelaRae and Chris Crespo @Cresposts join @KevinGootee and @Mokavida for her last show before she move back home to Denver. Frowny face. We talk to Pamela about her being a self-described, "Midget, overweight, Jewish girl with Tourette's" and how she went from an I cup to a D Cup. Chris tells us his 3 most asked questions concerning his disabilities

We discuss the aftermath of seeing @trixietuzzini 's vag shot. After we take a few breaths and come out of our safe spaces, @mokavida and @KevinGootee discuss with @sammushman what their worst heckles were. Unfortunately, the audio file started to skip around so I had to cut some stuff out so the flow wouldn't be interrupted, hence the much shorter than usual episode. We'll record a new episode in a couple of week so stay tuned!

We pick up with the hot dose of Kevin and @sammushman describing their genitals? Why? Because @Trixietuzzini proclaimed she has a aesthetically pleasing vagina and she showed us a pic. Does @mokavida show us the beef curtains? Find out! And for chrissakes, tell a friend that we're on iTunes as well.

OUT...OF...THE...GATE...@Sammushman is talking eating butthole and being on the receiving end of it. @Mokavida talks about what it was like having sex with a comic who flushed his rubber down the toilet, like he was an NBA star and worried she'd make him a baby mama. @KevinGootee talks about his few times getting his salad tossed. SPOILER ALERT: It makes him giggle like a Japanese School girl that saw nude anime. And @trixietuzzini talks about dropping enough weight to be able to date white guys by summer.

We wrap up this fine episode with discussion of fat shaming, Alex's cheerleading days at IU, and Monica's love of being choked during sex. Mercer and Kevin crack wise during these emotional moments. Tell a friend about @safewordpc and find us on iTunes if you haven't already! @mokavida @KevinGootee @Alex_Englebert @MercerMorrison

We're getting deep here in this installment of @Safewordpc. @Alex_Englebert gets into it about certain female comics that overuse the term, "rapey," and also talks about certain female comics who claim that they're brave when they only do female only rooms. @Mokavida adds her 2 cents about when she was hit while in a relationship. Don't worry, @KevinGootee and @MercerMorrison lighten the mood up. This isn't a Hallmark after school special, this is the Safeword Podcast! Next week will be the exciting conclusion but for now, enjoy this installment and tell your friends! Subscribe on iTunes.

We're back and boy, what a slew of topics. We talk Superbowl, MMA, Feminism in Comedy, and how women misuse the word, "rapey"...and that's all in the first part of episode 18. @Alex_Englebert joins us and man, does she have some zesty, insightful opinions. @MercerMorrison also joins us and both he and @KevinGootee sit back and wait for Alex and @Mokavida mud wrestle for the right to babysit Kevin's daughter. Tell a friend, drop us a line @safewordpc, and subscribe on iTunes. Part 2 will go up next week!

Strap in for a doozy! @JC_knowsbest opens up why he left the priesthood AND how he attended a workshop so they can "rid him of gay feelings." WOW-ZA! @Gabedorado also talks about growing up Cuban in Miami and how his patented shoulder shake gets the women moist...dale! @mokavida and @KevinGootee get to the burning issues at hand on this edition of...Safeword podcast!

We're back in what seems forever. @JC_knowsbest and @Gabedorado join in a fascinating conversation! Part 1, we're talking how JC used to be a priest and how he made the decision to leave being a preacher as well as his wife. We also talk about Kevin's atheism and Gabe drops a few theologian bombs on us. Finally, we talk about all of the interesting upcoming gigs we have had. Thanks for listening!

We wrap up this scintillating episode where Jason and Monica talk dating how how to keep things fresh. You'll hear Jason drop a few Donald Trump impressions in there and yes, he's the guy who got, "Trump 2016" tattooed on his arm. He made the international news circuit, bully for him. Also, stopping by is Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard and Shirley Hemphill from What's Happening. Those 2 discuss who makes the best peach cobbler and end up tongue kissing viciously on my couch. Note: Uncle Jesse and Shirley Hemphill are dead, this is just my fantasy.

@JasonScoop and @Buymorefaucets are still hanging out with @mokavida and @KevinGootee. Lindsay and Kevin have a front row seat as Monica flirts with Jason as if we're not even there! Jason talks about his distaste for 21 year old girls and how he's a sucker for older women. Kevin gets on his soapbox about when young guys complain about how hard it is to get laid. They never had to worry about a girl's dad picking up the landline and fucking with that guy. Monica also breaks down how men today are just not manly. Good stuff on the @safewordpc !

Poopie blast! We're back after a 2 month hiatus and boy, we cover the gamut. Louis CK, Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, and Abraham Lincoln are our guests. Just kidding, @JasonScoop and Lindsay Thiesen (@buymorefaucets) join @movida and @KevinGootee discuss gun control, hooking up during halloween, Donald Trump, and various other nonsensical items. Thanks for not giving up on us and stay tuned for the rest of the episodes. Also, follow @comicswatching and head over to www.comicswatchingcomics.com Kevin has come up with a cool idea so check out the teaser trailer. We're filming the second portion on 11/7, stay tuned! Note: Louis CK, Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, and Abraham Lincoln do not appear on the podcast, just in our hearts.

Wrapping up episode 15 with Kevin Magee and @JennWelchNow, @MokaVida and @KevinGootee hear about Kevin's impending nuptials but he hasn't planned his goddamn bachelor party!??!?! Jenn talks about being divorced while Kevin sneaks a few more Michael Douglas impressions in there. Check it out!!

Kevin Magee (no relation to Tits Magee) and @JennWelchnow join us for a nostalgic discussion of how hard it was to get porno back in the 90's instead of having the ability of watching ass play on the A train. You fucking kids and your wi-fi, we had to steal our friends' dads' porno tapes and you can watch some runaway get tag teamed on spring break by pressing a few buttons....sigh

In our last installment of the Father's Day podcast with @MarkARamirez and @SteveMarden; those 2 fellas tell us what it's like going to court for child support and how the system is biased towards dudes. We also enjoy hearing how those 2 have had dealt with women and relationships. It's all here at the @safewordpc.

In this second installment, @SteveMarden is still hitting on @mokavida and he joins @MarkARamirez in giving @KevinGootee fatherly advice. The 2 dads discuss how they even brought their kids to comedy clubs because they had shows and no sitter. Thanks for listening and spread the word that @safewordpc is goddamn awesome.

We're back after a month hiatus (mainly because our brunch podcast sounded like shit and didn't want to air it. Joining us so he can hit on @Mokavida is @SteveMarden and he talks about his affinity for Puerto Rican women. Also joining us is @MarkARamirez who might have brought his kid to a few R Rated comedy shows. All 3 of them are laughing hilariously @KevinGootee because he's having a baby girl in a couple of weeks and this fully proves karma is alive and well.

We wrap up the trilogy with these 2 dandies. Allan talks about how his dad changed the family name when Allan was in high school and Maryssa discusses how she's had many guys not go for the kiss at the end of the date, putting them in the gay friend department. Monica wants to know why guys won't kiss their ladies after they get a BJ. Here's a hint, common sense. Listen to that and more!

@mokavida talks about her lovely visit to get a mammogram and Maryssa chimes in what is what like to sprout from a flat chested girl to a voluptuous DD seemingly overnight! We also discuss the upcoming catcalling season and how the women are prepping for an apocalypse of horny dudes. Adam talks about almost losing his virginity to a girl with "odor." Hilarity ensues.

Spring time is here and this time, we brought over @MaryssaSmith and @AllanFinn. Right out of the gate, Allan and I compare ball shaving war stories. This was all brought on of course, by @Mokavida and her perverted nature. Allan then goes into a massage followed up by the wackiest happy ending you'll ever hear. Share with your friends and part 2 will be up next week with parts 3 and 4 to follow!!!

Well, @KevinGootee talks about a near diarrhea attack while on stage. @Mokavida talks about her ex-bf getting smashed on Valentine's day. @AmandaBaramki talks about her vibrator while @AnthonyCrescenz just takes it all in. Follow us on iTunes and tell a friend for the love of Christ!

Well we're back and referenced anal sex no less than 12 times in the first 30 minutes of the podcast. We hear @AnthonyCrescenz talk about getting last minute flowers on Valentines Day and the clerk thought he was rich because he dropped 50 bucks on roses. What? Yeah. @AmandaBaramki chimes in on her disdain for Valentines Day. She also talks about how unintentionally hilarious 50 shades of gray is. @KevinGootee and @Mokavida enjoy another afternoon of general horseplay so listen up and stay tuned for the next two episodes released next week and then the week after. Auf Wiederzehen.

The exciting conclusion where we hear @KaytlinBailey tell an open-mouthed @TheBillyProcida and the rest of the @safewordpc crew how she vetted her clients and some insane stories while working between the sheets. Trust me, this is the best job ANYONE has had in high school. And this is coming from a guy who worked at Taco Bell. @mokavida and @KevinGootee will be back soon with another episode.

@KevinGootee and @mokavida continue to delve into the world of sexual nonsense, deviance, and hilarity. @kaytlinbailey talks about going participating at a sex party at the Waldorf Astoria. Humble brag, DING! @thebillyprocida discusses his affinity for the Bukkake social club. Yes, it's real.

@KevinGootee and @mokavida continue to delve into the world of sexual nonsense, deviance, and hilarity. @kaytlinbailey talks about going participating at a gang bang and @thebillyprocida discusses his openness toward all types of women and reddit event parties. This is part 1 of 3 and each remaining segment will be uploaded every week.

The conclusion of our talk with those 2 lovely people. We talk about life after divorce, Sarah Jessica Parker, and various other nonsense.

We get into Kim Kardashian's ass pic as well as Monica and Jen hooking up with Dominican mail room guys and other co-workers at holiday parties.

@KevinGootee and @Mokavida sit down with @BigRich_Jersey and @JSalzy to talk about bringing over new bf/gf to holiday dinners or parties. We also talk about Kim Kardashian's pic as well as the timeless classic, grey pubes. Subscribe via iTunes as well and stay tuned for part 2 next week.

@KevinGootee and @mokavida bring in @NerudaCarebare and @sarahhartshorne to talk about dry dick, the evolution of thirst traps, and why people who fall into those traps give members of the same sex a bad name.

It's been too long but @Mokavida and @KevinGootee are back again with Safeword Episode 8. Joining them this week are @Thatjoshpotter and @BrittSherro1. Listen to Brittany talk about her love of fucking hipsters (guys and girls). Marvel at how Josh loathes hipsters! Everyone shares their war stories of weird hecklers, terrible shows, and different types of porno that can be intriguing. Also, you can find us on Itunes at Safeword PC. Twitter: @safewordpc and FB: Safeword Podcast.

Lawrence Deloach and Carrie Gravenson @carriegravenson and @LZD325) join Kevin and Monica (@KevinGootee and @Mokavida) to talk about hooking up while on road gigs. We talk about sketchy hookups in sketchy countries. Lawrence talks about his secret of staying alive in gypsy cabs. Kevin talks about how he was sexually assaulted by fans. Carrie talks about hooking up with a Korean guy while a van full of female comics watched like the voyeurs they are. And Monica admits how she can get a guy to turn to stone faster than you've read this description.

@Mokavida and @Kevin Gootee are joined by @Philathropygal from the Guys We Fucked Podcast and @Coryjarvis to discuss a multitude of things: spring break (or lackthereof) St Patrick's day parade (or lackthere of) and approaching an attractive person at a bar who is into sports. Corinne is full and pep and vigor as we gave her Doritos and cookies so she delves into why she did he partying in her 20's as well as her lack of interest for sports. Cory could give 2 rusty shits about sports but he talks about how he lived in Japan and made crank calls during his spring break. Follow us @safewordpc on twitter and subscribe via itunes!

Sean Redmond (@SeanActor) and Jackie Jax (@Jaxgotjokes) joins @KevinGootee and Monica Vida (@Mokavida) on episode 5 of the @safewordpc. During this episode, Sean talks about being single on Valentine's day and handling his "roster." Monica talks about how if she's on vacation and she's feeling sexy, someone's getting blown. Jackie explains how sex is vacation for her. Lastly, Kevin has introduced something new and exciting...the humble brag bell. And much, much, much, much, much more nonsense.

@KevinGootee and @MokaVida learn a little something from @avg_black_man about strip clubs and what it was like; being a black guy that put a basketball through a hoop...in Sweden. @Julieisalone also joins us and she tells us her experience with nooners (that's what's up!) as well as being a single mom in comedy. Give it a listen and as always, you can reach us @safewordpc to pose questions or topics to next month's podcast. Subscribe on Itunes as well and thanks for your support!

Today, we're visited by comics @Kathweems and @Craigmatic on episode 3 of Safe Word! Katherine talks about her interview as a dominatrix and how she dumped someone on Pearl Harbor day. Craig chimes in how he received a wayward text and will now talk about going "dicks out" at all times. @KevinGootee and @MokaVida are having so much fun; the smoke alarm goes off in the middle of the podcast!

@KevinGootee and @Mokavida are NYC comics who thought it was a good idea to do a podcast about dating, relationships, and banging stories. Because honestly, that's what makes the world go round. We'll interview those about online dating, share our own dating relationship stories, and pick the brains of those that work in high dating/mingling arenas. We'll also speak to fellow comics so you can hear the horror stories from comics discuss their dating or lack thereof. Follow us on Twitter as well: @Safewordpc

@KevinGootee and @Mokavida talk to @AngelaCobb and @thatbritguynyc about Halloween parties, random hookups, and a tale of losing one's virginity during Hurricane Sandy.