The Time Machine with Andrew Green

Check out this special episode courtesy of my brand new wrestling podcast Total Smark Wrestling: @totalsmarkTotal Smark Wrestling is joined by NXT Season 3 Winner and former Divas Champion Celeste Bonin (FKA Kaityn) to talk all about her crazy time in WWE which include winning season 3 of NXT, how she accidently won a battle Royal on RAW, how she and AJ Lee were part of the beginning of the women's revolution and how Total Divas overshadowed her championship run. She goes into detail how tense and stressful it was within the women's division at the time, She describes her personal struggles while being with the company at the time and shares stories about reconciling with Michael Cole and getting arrested in Michigan before a show. Celeste also tells me all about her new business called Project This is Me that she started with her fiancé which is a mentorship and life coaching movement which focused on helping people reach their highest potential by healing the root issues. You can find the link on Cleste's Instagram @celestebonin, to find more about it.Thanks for listening! Make sure to like, subscribe and share!Follow on Twitter @totalsmark.

Marc joins Andrew once again as they discuss all things iCarly. They discuss why this is the reboot and why this show is one of the most successful shows from our generation.

Shrek 2 is the best film that Dreamworks has made and everything else after it was basically terrible...literally.

Can Billie be more famous than she is now? What else can she accomplish? How much longer can she stay at the top? What happened to Lorde? How are Lorde and Billie similar? How is Billie different from everyone else? How will music be different? How did she get super famous so quickly?

Have you ever wondered how "Cash Me Outside" became a viral sensation, or what about the TikTok of the guy longboarding down the street drinking cranberry juice? I spend this episode discovering out how viral videos become viral and how people become influencers, celebrities and millionaires from the internet, and I discuss the early days of YouTube and celebrate some of the most popular viral videos.

My "Toy Story" Story goes all the back to when I was a little young lad. Toy Story play a significant role in my life and I share why Toy Story 3 is overrated and why Toy Story 4 is a disgrace and how Disney is trying to ruin my childhood.

In this episode I react to the news of Nickelodeon removing 2 episodes of Spongebob from being viewed anywhere because of them being deemed "Inappropriate" and "Insensitive." I observe what is the boundaries when it comes to what is considered inappropriate in kids content and explain how this situation is confusing when observing Nickelodeon content.

My life has been very eventful in the past two weeks, and one of those events was sitting down and watching the documentary "Framing Brittney Spears." To talk about it, Gabe joins me IN PERSON to discuss what we thought about the whole situation that surrounds Brittney Spears and how her conservatorship.

This week me and Marky Marc plan to discuss some our the most memorable commercials, but as you know we go down many, many rabbit holes. We talk real roller coasters vs simulators, when Justin Bieber was the most hated person in the world, Ozzy, and when a person streaked on the field at this years Superbowl. We do talk about the most weirdest commercials like the Doritos and Snickers, I talk about how awkward it was watching the Go Daddy commercials at a church Superbowl part and we talk about the time Nationwide hit us with a emotional brick wall.Watch my documentary 2020 Season: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrbRLCt2uac&t=1sSupport this podcast Patreon.com/ttmwag

This week I am joined by my friend and rock radio personality Phyllis as we talk about a variety of things such as the obsession with Halloween, the Marilyn Manson allegations, emo phases, dad rock, grocery store jams and we talk about Loudwire's list of the best 25 rock albums from 2011. If you have a few bucks to invest, go to Patreon.com/ttmwag

I am joined by Metal Joe and a returning Mundo (aka "The Face that Goldberg Hates") as we re-watch the 2020 Men Royal Rumble Match. This event is important for a few reasons 1.) This was the last time that Minute Maid Park had a paid crowd to attend a live event before the pandemic. 2.)This was the last time that WWE held an event with over 40,000 people before the pandemic. 3.)EDGE!!!We spend almost 2 hours talking about our first hand experiences, why we think this event was too long, what we think of Goldberg, and why this was one of the best nights of my (Andrew) life!Support this podcast on my updated Patreon page: patreon.com/ttmwag

I am joined by Marky Marc to start off the first episode of the year by talking about all the hit and miss songs from 10 years ago. We talk about the BOOM of pop stars that hit the main stream such as Lady Gaga, Kesha and Katy Perry, we discuss if we would go watch Brittany Spears in Vegas if we were at a bachelor party, we discuss the arrival of dubstep and I play a never before heard recording of CeeLo Greens "F-You"

I have had some pretty fun and interesting conversations in the year and a half of doing this podcast. As a way of saying thank you to all who have listened, downloaded and subscribed, I have chosen some of the best moments of this podcast and put them into this episode. You will be hearing parts from conversations I've had with, historical figures, astronauts, wrestlers screen writers, musicians, creative minds and best friends on this episode that features the Best of The Time Machine with Andrew Green.

We all have our favorite Christmas movies that we watch this time every year (or year round). There are the classics that we all know and love like Elf, A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th Street, Christmas Vacation. This episode is all about the Christmas movies that are way underrated and should be apart of the regular Christmas movie routine. Me and Gabe talk all about that and answer questions such as...Does having Christmas themes in a movie automatically make it a Christmas movie? Why do people still debate over Die Hard? What is the deal with Stanley Kubrick and Tom Cruise being weird? Why haven't I heard of some of these movies? Is Jingle All the Way overrated?Make sure to subscribe and leave a 5-star rating!Patreon.com/ttmwagttmwag.com

This personal episode is just me talking about my experiences this year, starting with my busy schedule coming to a abrupt halt. I talk about things I learned, accomplished, and what I miss most about the "normal world." I share my favorite wrestling matches from this year and talk about the robbery I witnessed. patreon.com/ttmwagttmwag.com

This week I am rejoined by my pal joey and for the first time ever I am joined by Adam Clanton from Sports Talk 790 to talk all about the 30 year career of the Undertaker. We discuss our favorite moments from Taker, including the first time that we all saw him in person. We touch briefly on the Monday Night Wars and discuss what WCW did wrong. We discuss the Last Ride, Undertakers WrestleMania Streak, and his recent retirement and we predict when he will make a return. Joey and I talk about what we think will get named after Taker and who we think is the leader in the locker room today.Patreon.com/ttmwagttmwag.com

This week me and Marc talk about the show Victorious, this show was everything but normal. We try to answer questions like how was Helen in an episode when Drake and Josh was referenced in the show? How did this show get away with adult humor and many inappropriate moments? Why were some of these songs jam so hard and What up with the feet? Marc and I get into all the weird feet moments in the show and the controversy that surrounds the executive producer, Dan Schneider. Patreon.com/ttmwagTtmwag.com

This week I interview the very first guitarist for Paramore Jason Bynum to talk all about the early days of the band. Jason was only around for the release of the first album "All We Know Is Falling" before leaving in 2005. Jason tells me the stories of meeting Hayley Williams for the first time, what the first jam session was like, how they came up with the name and going on the first tour. He explains how the band was treated differently by promoters and other bands at the time and what it was like being the oldest in the group. He explains why he left the band and what he has been doing since. Patreon.com/ttmwagttmwag.com

This week I start this episode by making a special announcement about next weeks episode. I go solo this week as I talk about the death of Kurt Cobain and discuss the possible death stories presented in the documentary "Soaked in Bleach" along with another conspiracy surrounded with another similar death.ttmwag.compatreon.com/ttmwag

This week I am joined by my friend Ray as we discuss scary movies, favorite Halloween movies, and favorite costumes. Ray shares a few of her creepy experiences and we may think that Gecio may be at the bottom of it.

This week I am joined by Patrick and Joey as we celebrate the life of Eddie Van Halen. We talk about our favorite Van Halen songs, favorite albums, whether we prefer David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar, and why we love EVH.

Its Spooky Season once again and I'm and joined by my mom as she shares ghost stories, the time she snuck into a murder mansion, how she trick or treated illegally as a kid, and her favorite Twilight Zone episodes. Support this podcast: Patreon.com/ttmwagttmwag.com

In this final installment of Bat-Cast, Gabe and I dig into what we love and hate about the Dark Knight Trilogy. We discuss all the villains and why Bane was specifically a lousy villain. We get off track a bit and talk about Billionaire Howard Hughes, streaming vs going to the movies, and why Dark Knight Rises is the worst in the triology.ttmwag.compatreon.com/ttmwag

I am joined by Metal Joe as we take a look back at wrestling during the year 2000, the WWF was winning the Monday Night Wars, The Rock was at the top, Bret Hart got injured, WCW was being booked by Vince Russo, Friends was a top show on TV, and David Arquette won the World Heavyweight Championship. Wait? The actor from Scream? Yes...as weird as it sounds, he indeed did. Me and Joey get into it all by describing the state of WCW at the time and eventually break down all of David Arquette's appearances on WCW programming. We talk about the movie he was promoting called "Ready to Rumble" and how WCW even did a bad job promoting it. We discuss the impact that David winning the title had and why it makes sense that people hate him from winning it. But if there is one thing that we learned from this, its that WCW during the year 2000, SUCKED!

Gabe returns this week as we analyze Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever and Batman & Robin. Brace yourselves.Patreon.com/ttmwag

Gabe Theis joins the show once again to scrape the surface of all things batman. We discuss the upcoming Batman film with Robert Pattinson, the 1960s version and how it was affected by society, how the batman movies are different, and what bothers us the most out of the things we seen in the movies. We also discuss our favorite suits and how terrible The Amazing Spiderman movies are.SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: Patreon.com/ttmwag@ttmwag

This week Marc and I go down a rabbit hole of talking about tv shows that were canceled, completed, and shows that we completely forgot about. We remember horrible American Idol auditions, hilarious Family Feud answers, and the time Kellie Pickler sounded like the dumbest person ever on "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader." We discuss the time tv was obsessed with airing hunting shows like Duck Dynasty and Swamp People and talk about the show "Big Smo" disappeared as mysteriously as it arrived. We also talk about the shows we watched on PBS Kids and cancelled game shows that we enjoyed.Patreon.com/ttmwag

This week I am joined by Keagan Lee and Zachariah Turnage from Blue Fire Horizon, which is a new rocking metal band from Wisconsin, to talk about their brand new ep "Down with Leviathan." We discuss how the band came together and what it was like when they played their first show during this pandemic. We also get nostalgic as we talk about bands such as Casting Crowns and Skillet and Zachariah shares a story about a time his previous band broke up while performing live.Listen to Blue Fire Horizons EP "Down With Leviathan" on Apple Music, Spotify or Yotube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhO9k5aUPA&list=OLAK5uy_lWWaD-wkYtFUcQedNQXpx0Yq4aIgVfig4TTMWAG.comSupport this podcast: Patreon.com/ttmwag

This week I am joined by my buddies Patrick and Joey as we appreciate one of the most controversial rock albums of all time, Metallica "St.Anger." We discuss the positives of this album and how it basically prevented the band from breaking up. We talk about the year Metallica released this album and how they barely even played the songs on the album tour and when they did a webcast of them playing the album with no audio. We talk about the documentary that was made during the making of the album "Some Kind of Monster" and why people hate this album so much. I also mention how the movie "Cocktails" starring Tom Cruise is a unrealistic film.Patreon.com/ttmwag

This week I am joined by my buddy Raul from The Nerd Corps podcast to talk about the best snacks and foods that we ate at the lunch table during school. We also discuss topics likethe old commercials for Chef Boyardee, being tempted to buy $50 dollar cereal on eBay, and how gross school lunches were.www.patreon.com/ttmwag

On this former Patreon Exclusive: Me and Marc share our top 5 Drake and Josh episodes after watching Drake and Josh Go Hollywood.Patreon.com/ttmwag@ttmwag

Me and Patrick celebrate the 40th anniversary of the greatest rock album of all time while discussing our favorite AC/DC songs and how this album affected us even though we were not alive when it was released.www.patreon.com/ttmwag

On this nostalgia filled episode, Andrew and Joey discuss some theories from some popular cartoons such as Rugrats, Scooby Doo, The Simpsons and King Of The HIll. Andrew and Joey also share their earliest memories, why cartoons were better back in the day and the best rom coms.Support this podcast on Patreon: patreon.com/ttmwagContact Sad Tree Films for all of your production needs: https://www.sadtreefilms.com/Get The Best Wrestling Shirt Today: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/bloody-steen.html

This week I am joined by filmmaker Nathan Mowery as we talk about his experiences working in the rock and wrestling world. Nathan tells me about his experiences working with Diamond Dallas Page, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and all about his working relationship with Chris Jericho. Nathan has filmed music videos such as Fozzy's "Judas" "Painless" and "Nowhere to Run" Nathan has created a documentary series about the female dance group The Cherry Bombs and has worked on the documentary "The Resurrection of Jake the Snake"See more of Nathan's work here: https://kindpunk.com/Watch Season 1 of Girl Gang on Youtube or click the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg5gZvUU0-IKind Punk Coffee: https://kindpunk.com/shop/kind-punk-coffee/Check out Southern Honor Wrestling: https://independentwrestling.tv/ Promo Code: SHWSUPPORT THIS PODCAST: www.patreon.com/ttmwagwww.ttmwag.com

On this special 1 year anniversary edition of TTMWAG, Andrew and Marc watch "Drake and Josh Go Hollywood" as they discuss what they are watching but also discuss things such as iPods, near death experiences, and how they are responsible for the song "Hollywood Girl" ending up on Apple Music.Become an official Patreon today www.patreon.com/ttmwagwww.ttmwag.com

Today we bring the party as I talk to Flavio De Feo which is the creator, director, editor of the brand new documentary that you can find on Youtube called “Your Friend Andrew WK” which is a documentary that covers the whole career of the party god himself Andrew WK. Link to the Documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chOhWR9t8d8My Interview with AWK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXlhZLddaRQ&list=PL3dUpqiXbMGuapZTU-8Ac-QaaRP8l1AQa&index=26Become a Patreon today! www.patreon.com/ttmwag

This week Andrew and Gabe discuss one of the world's most important questions "Are The Beatles Overrated?"Thank you for supporting and listening to this this Podcast.Become a official pledge today www.Patreon.com/ttmwag

This week Andrew and Gabe discuss the urban legend of the video game Polybius that supposedly existed in the 80s and was used as a government experiment. No records even indicated that the game even existed, so is this just a urban legend or a real government experiment aimed at kids that hung out in arcades in the 80s? They also discuss music from the 80s, and other conspiracies such as JFK and Hitler. We also attempt speaking German.Become a Patreon to get exclusive content: www.Patreon.com/ttmwagCheck out my website: www.ttmwag.com

This week I welcome the first Houston Rockets Mascot Clutch, Robert Boudwin which is a mascot veteran with over 21 years of experience and has made Clutch a 2 Time NBA Mascot of the Year and has been inducted into the Mascot Hall of Fame. Robert tells me all about his journey to Houston and becoming clutch, he tells me the difficulties of being a mascot and how to have the proper mascot mentality. He talks about the skit that went viral, and he tells me about his rather intimate moment with Jack Nicholson. Robert explains how his love for wrestling has inspired his mascot performances, and what he has done to make Clutch a world famous mascot, Robert also tells me what it was like when he worked with Kevin Hart for a YouTube series last year and how Robert relates to the movie the Greatest Showman. But there is more to this episode, become a pledge www.patreon.com/ttmwag to hear more from this episode and see behind the scenes posts. BECOME AN OFFICIAL PLEDGE: www.patreon.com/ttmwagCHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: www.ttmwag.comRobert's Website: https://robertboudwin.com/Stay Connected on Twitter: @ttmwag

Andrew and Alec share their top 5 rocket launches from movies, tv shows and real life launches while disusing important questions like, what Tiger King would look like if it was set in space? and How did the cars from the movie Cars come into existence? You can also hear about that time that I ran into Buzz Aldrin in the restroom.Be apart of this nostalgic experience and become an official Patreon member today: www.patreon.com/ttmwagwww.ttmwag.com

This week we take a look back at the mysterious unsolved case of Elisa Lam who was last seen on some creepy elevator surveillance footage before she was found dead in a water tank two weeks later. Me and Lucio talk about the creepy history of the Cecil hotel where she was staying and the possible theories that may be the reason for young Elisa's death.Become a official Patreon today! www.patreon.com/ttmwagCheck out my website www.ttmwag.com

Become an official Patreon! www.patreon.com/ttmwagThis week I welcome back Jay Rodriguez from Sunny 99.1 to continue our chat about hair metal as we compare two great Motley Crue albums, "Shout at the Devil" and "Dr.Feelgood"CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: www.ttmwag.comFollow on social media: Twitter and Facebook: @ttmwag

Become an official Patreon member today: www.patreon.com/ttmwag(Interview starts @ the 6 minute mark) This week I am joined by Jay Rodriguez from Sunny 99.1. Jay shares with me the struggles he faced and mistakes he made when he was first starting out in radio, he explains how radio works and how it has changed over time and how things like streaming and satellite radio affect local radio. But for the most part we talk about the time when heavy metal and hair was big in the mainstream, we talk about bands like Motley Crue, Van Halen, Poison and the impact those bands had in the 80's and we talk about why rock music really isn't in the main stream any more. We also discuss how rap music is today's generation of rock and how stars of the past are slowly fading away.Be a official Time Traveler by becoming a Pateron member today: https://www.patreon.com/ttmwag?fan_landing=trueCheck out the website: www.ttmwag.comStay connected on FaceBook and Twitter: @ttmwagInstagram: @green_go97

Become an official Patreon member today! www.patreon.com/ttmwagThis week Andrew and Marc talk about the career of the one year wonders LMFAO. They discuss how this group impacted culture at the time as Andrew and Marc reminiscence on listening to this group in Jr. High and how some of their music videos may have scarred them for the rest of their lives. They also find themselves talking about Full House and which Presidents would have been the most fun to party with.CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE FOR MORE CONTENT: www.ttmwag.com

Become an official Patreon member today! www.patreon.com/ttmwagThis episode will take you back to the good ol' days of shopping at Hot Topic, getting things pierced, dying your hair extreme colors, and getting heat stroke at Warped Tour as me and my friend Leslie talk all about Paramore! We discuss our love obsession with Hayley Williams, why we love this band so much, and our first time of hearing this band. In this episode we rank the albums from our favorite to least favorite (13:42) and we compare the two best Paramore albums Riot! and Brand New Eyes. (46:22) We discuss our favorite tracks off of both records and discuss things such as our thoughts on the band not choosing to play Misery Business live. Enjoy this fun episode as two kids that are too old to go through an emo phase nerd about about one of their favorite bands!Follow this page on Twitter and Facebook: @ttmwagCHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: www.ttmwag.com

Become an official Patreon member today: www.patreon.com/ttmwagIf you're 555 then I'm- ? You know the rest. This week, gets INSANELY CRAZY as I am joined by my friend Phyllis as we talk all about Slipknot. Nothing like an insane podcast for the most insane band every to hit a stage. We compare and contrast their first album Slipknot with their second album Iowa as we share our favorite things about Slipknot, out favorite masks, Hillary Duff, the time Phyllis interviewed Clown, and as always, I bring fun facts.Make sure to listen to more episodes of this podcast. Make sure to download this episode and leave a 5 star rating!CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: www.ttmwag.com

Become an official Patreon member today: www.patreon.com/ttmwagDuring this time of social distancing, Netflix has come through and blessed us with a documentary that has distracted, confused and entertained us and that of course is Tiger King and to chat about it with me today, is not just a good buddy of mine, Alex Middleton from Pass the Gravy podcast and from the Rod Ryan Show. We chat all about the show, who we think is the worst person, who we sympathize for the most, and if we believe Carol Baskin murdered her husband. We talk a little bit about Ozark and we discuss what we are doing to stay active during this time.Make sure to listen to more episodes and stay connected on Facebook and Twitter: @TTMWAGCHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: www.ttmwag.com

Become an official Patreon member today: www.patreon.com/ttmwagI am joined by my friend Raul, who is also the host of the Nerd Corps podcast, to talk about a video game with one of the best stories ever, The Last of Us. This game is about zombies and the apocalypse and we both feel like that we can relate to that because of the times that we are living in now seem like an Apocalypse. We talk about our favorite moments from the game, we talk behind the scenes, we talk facts, we talk how the fungus I this game that turns people into zombies is a real thing. CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: www.ttmwag.com

Become an official Patreon member today: www.patreon.com/ttmwagWe just experienced an historic wrestlemania that took place at the performance center with no crowd and here to talk with me again are Mundo and Victor who I had on last week to tell me what they thought overall. We also talked about why the importance of the boneyard match and firefly funhouse match and why we hate Goldberg. We also share experiences we've had while being in mosh pits. www.ttmwag.com

Become an official Patreon member today: www.patreon.com/ttmwagThe MLB, NBA, XFL, NHL are shut down so there aren't any live events going on the weekend, except Wrestlemania! That's right, if you didn’t know Wrestlemnaia 36 is still happening this year, but it will be happening from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando with no crowd, so its going to be interesting to see how WWE pulls off their biggest show of the year with an empty building. Today I talk to major wrestling fans, Victor and Mundo who have been to every wrestlemaina since WrestleMania 17 here in Houston in 2001. Victor and Mundo give me the WrestleMania experience from their perspective, like what are the best and worst cities for WrestleMania, how they almost got kicked out of the Hall of Fame ceremony, arriving to New York for WrestleMania 20 without getting tickets and how they managed to get them at the last second, its actually a pretty amazing story. They tell me some of their experiences with meeting wrestlers in hotels and around the cities, you can hear which wrestler Victor and Mundo have had a bad experience with and you can hear about the time, that Mundo got cussed out at by Goldberg, pretty entertaining stuff. The guys explain what it was like being in the crowd during some of the biggest Mania moments, like seeing Benoit and Guerreo both winning championships at WM 20, seeing the legendary bout between HBK and Taker at WM 25, and most of all, seeing Brock Lesnar beating the Undertaker's streak at WM 30 and how that affected the rest of that show moving forward. All this and more on this episode of the Time Machine with Andrew Green.CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE FOR MORE CONTENT: www.ttmwag.com

Become an official Patreon member today: www.patreon.com/ttmwagThis week I welcome back Gabe Theis, Lucio Vasquez and Alec White to talk about their upcoming feature film, "The Curse of Professor Zardonicus." We talk about what it is life being an independent filmmaker and walk me through the filmmaking process. They explain everything from the beginning, from getting the concept of the idea, to writing it, to making a budget, to getting actors, to filming it and to editing it. If anyone wants to make films, these guys are doing it the right way, by doing it themselves.You can check out their previous work "The Delimma of Winston Kirp" at the link below.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua7-CU3RVB8&t=359s Follow this podcast on Twitter and Facebook: @TTMWAGCHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: www.ttmwag.com