Podcasts about punwatch

Episode 701 of Punwatch, featuring PLANE Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Sarah Baggs, Michael Williams Host: Phoenix Cherry

Episode 700 of Punwatch, featuring Lisa's stunning Seinfeld impression. Punsters: David Shaw, Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, Harry Brimage Host: Phoenix Cherry

Re-Animates 2: Back in the Habit! The Jeffpod returns with more of what we all want: lols, factoids and incomprehesible tangents into nowhere. This week I'm joined by my Punwatch and Failure to Launch co-conspirators, Alex Malone and David Shaw, for "What Is This Thing Called Love", the S1/E16 episode of "Jake the Fatman" (1988). No, I don't know why the episode is called that, either. Surely "A Close Shave" would've made more sense? Listen to the ep to find out why!    

Episode 602 of Punwatch, featuring that utter fuckup Maria von Trapp. Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone Host: Phoenix Cherry

Episode 601 of Punwatch, featuring a bad case of Mango Hands. Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris Host: Phoenix Cherry

Episode 505 of Punwatch, featuring Luigi's love life. Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 504 of Punwatch, featuring Selwyn Froggitt. Oh no! Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 503 of Punwatch, featuring cakes vs biscuits. Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 502 of Punwatch, featuring no songs about rat poop. Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

We're back! Episode 501 of Punwatch, with a critical examination of Mousetrap®. Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

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Episode 420 of Punwatch, Pundemic Edition, with pigs blaze it. Punsters: James Ferris, Lisa Dib, Harry Brimage, David Shaw, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 419 of Punwatch, Pundemic Edition, with unregistered cats and naughty birds. Punsters: James Ferris, Lisa Dib, Harry Brimage, David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 418 of Punwatch, Pundemic Edition, with very special guest Jerzy Gwiazdowski from Punk-Assed: A Pun Cast! As always, you're doing yourself a disservice if you aren't listening to Punk-Assed: A Pun Cast for Jerzy & Jordan's frankly spectacular wordplay. BUT NOW you can also hear Jerzy on Week Didn't Start, a podcast where Jerzy and Sam Corbin recap the news of the week in the format of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire, Every. Week. If that pitch doesn't get you subscribin' you're dead inside. Punsters: Jerzy Gwiazdowski, James Ferris, Alex Malone, Lisa Dib Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 417 of Punwatch, Pundemic Edition! This one is super low brow, we're very sorry. Thanks Matt, Ryan, Flanners and Drew! Punsters: David Shaw, Harry Brimage, Lisa Dib Host: Andrew Cherry Patreon  Twitter  Facebook  YouTube  theconsumption.net

Episode 416 of Punwatch, Pundemic Edition! No COVID puns, this week at least. Thanks Ryan and Sam! Punsters: David Shaw, Harry Brimage, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry Patreon Twitter Facebook YouTube theconsumption.net

Episode 415 of Punwatch with a confident Ferris. Be afraid. Punsters: David Shaw, James Ferris, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry Patreon Twitter Facebook YouTube theconsumption.net

Episode 414 of Punwatch with more idioms involving the word trick than you would think. Punsters: Lisa Dib, David Shaw, James Ferris, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 413 of Punwatch with special guests Sarah Baggs and Michael Williams, hosted by Alex Malone! Sarah and Michael's podcast, Sarah and Michael Save Christmas, can be found at http://itsaduckblur.com on twitter at @save_xmas! You can find Sarah and Michael themselves at @why_in_the_heck and @meandmyeasel. Punsters: Sarah Baggs, Michael Williams, Lisa Dib, David Shaw, James Ferris Host: Alex Malone

Episode 412 of Punwatch, with 100+ vacuum cleaners and a bystander pig. Punsters: Lisa Dib, David Shaw, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry Patreon Twitter Facebook YouTube theconsumption.net

An episode of Punwatch from the vault, with underwear thievery and ScoMo rapping. Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 411 of Punwatch, with drug talk and pumpkin seeds. Punsters: Lisa Dib, David Shaw, James Ferris, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry Patreon  Twitter  Facebook  YouTube  theconsumption.net 

Episode 410 of Punwatch, with a delightful Ed Sheeran round currently under review. Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry Socials: Patreon Twitter Facebook YouTube theconsumption.net

Episode 409 of Punwatch, with pork products and returning punster Timothy Clark! You can find Tim on Twitter at @mrtimothyclark! Punsters: Timothy Clark, Lisa Dib, David Shaw, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 408 of Punwatch, with grammar pedantry and a penis in the sky. Punsters: David Shaw, James Ferris, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry Socials: Patreon Twitter Facebook YouTube theconsumption.net

Episode 407 of Punwatch, with the most singing so far. Punsters: Harry Brimage, David Shaw, James Ferris, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry Patreon Twitter Facebook YouTube theconsumption.net

Episode 406 of Punwatch, with returning champion punster Ben Volchok and every single bread. You can find Ben at @zomgmouse on Twitter, on Facebook, TikTok or at his website! Punsters: Ben Volchok, Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry Socials: Patreon  Twitter  Facebook  YouTube  theconsumption.net 

Episode 405 of Punwatch, with a full board and obscure Pete Doherty references. Punsters: David Shaw, Harry Brimage, Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry Socials: Patreon Twitter  Facebook  YouTube  theconsumption.net 

Punwatch for the 2019 Footy Season with returning special guest Cam Tyeson, here to talk about his new show on 7Mate, Undercover Voss. And before you ask, know that after four long years, your thousands of phone calls, emails, tweets and DMs have been heard, and responded to: we finally thought of a Steven Kretiuk pun. Catch Cam all over Pedestrian.tv or on the twitter @camtyeson! Find more Consumption nonsense at theconsumption.net, or @pun_watch on Twitter or on Facebook, or get extra Consumption goodies at our Patreon! Punsters: Cam Tyeson, Alex Malone, David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 401 of Punwatch. Back for 2019! This episode is entitled Tinkerbell Clinked for Doorbell Dink. That really was a weird story. The Consumption has a Patreon! For $2, you can help us pay for our hosting costs, and get access to some little exclusives, like our new review mini-podcast, Unsolicited Opinions, and other little goodies. Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Harry Brimage, Lisa Dib Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 303 of Punwatch, with rules fluctuations and too much lewdness. Again. This episode is entitled Soviet Simians Juiced-Up Jail. There's also an inflated dog. Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, James Ferris, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

Hello There, Gizmo Duck is back! Megavolt is back! Lisa Dib (from PunWatch and Failure To Launch) is back! Stay Dangerous, Michael and Sarah  ------------------------------------------------ Maybe donate a few dollars to our Patreon account: https://www.patreon.com/itsaduckblur There's heaps of cool gifts and bonuses for those that join! Come and see our website: www.itsaduckblur.com Buy our merch at: www.redbubble.com/people/itsaduckblur/shop AND here's Sarah's very cool Etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/sarahbaggsmisc Email us on: itsaduckblurpodcast@gmail.com Please rate and review 'It's A Duck Blur: Let's Get Dangerous' on iTunes or Stitcher. It helps other people find the show. For more Michael, follow him on Twitter: @meandmyeasel For more Sarah, follow her on Twitter: @why_in_the_heck OR her podcast Sperging Out For more Michael AND Sarah listen to Pop Quiz Hot Shot with Michael Williams, also available on iTunes, Stitcher and where all good podcasts are sold.    

Episode 302 of Punwatch. Straight back to poo jokes (sorry). This episode is entitled "Bug Bites Sales Stink". Harry likes bugs. Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 301 of Punwatch. The Return! This episode is entitled "Sewer Seal Steals Lizard’s Lunch." Been a while between drinks. Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Hello, Hope this finds you well. I'm well. I had work this afternoon.Came home pretty late then I finished editing this episode. This episode features the cool gentlemen Dave and Alex from The Consumption. That night was a lot of fun and I think it comes across on the podcast. You should listen to their podcasts, Failure to Launch and PunWatch. They're great. Before the record we had slow cooked cashew chicken with rice and afterwards we had Maxibons. Everyone's eyes lit up when I brought the Maxibons out because it's a real treat. DW and Gos go camping. Maybe donate a few dollars to our Patreon account: https://www.patreon.com/itsaduckblur There's heaps of cool gifts and bonuses to those that join! Come and see our website: www.itsaduckblur.com Buy our merch at: www.redbubble.com/people/itsaduckblur/shop Email us on: itsaduckblurpodcast@gmail.com Please rate and review 'It's A Duck Blur: Let's Get Dangerous' on iTunes or Stitcher. It helps other people find the show. For more Michael, follow him on Twitter: @meandmyeasel For more Sarah, follow her on Twitter: @why_in_the_heck OR her podcast Sperging Out For more Michael AND Sarah listen to Pop Quiz Hot Shot with Michael Williams, also available on iTunes, Stitcher and where all good podcasts are sold.  

Episode 220 of Punwatch, with Guest Host James Ferris! This episode is entitled "Piss Piss Bang Bang." Pretty gross stories, really. Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Harry Brimage Host: James Ferris

The 3nd Annual AFL Grand Final edition of Punwatch, with Cameron Tyeson, lots o' footy chat/puns and general apologies to people who don't follow AFL. If you need more footy podcasting straight in your ear veins, we recommend you check out The Pressure Cooker, Cam's straight-up footy podcast (Grand Final episode available now!) You can also find him on Twitter @camtyeson! Punsters: Cameron Tyeson, Alex Malone, David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

New Punwatch, with guest Ben Volchok, a broken round and guest Skeletor.™ This episode is entitled "Brian's Balls Crush Castle." Lisa kinda broke in the middle there. Ben has a brand new Fringe Festival show, "Ben Volchok Presents..." opening THIS SATURDAY at the Butterfly Club. It's two episodes of original radio comedy, live on stage, and thoroughly recommended! Check it out and get tickets here. Ben's also on a new SynFM show, "The 90.7 Show" with former guest punster Claire Sullivan and Ian McCarthy! You can check it out live on SynFM, Thursdays at 3pm (90.7 on your FM dial), or anytime via their podcast. You can also find him on Twitter at @zomgmouse! You can hear & subscribe to Punwatch via iTunes: ow.ly/ACJn30388YM or RSS: punwatch.libsyn.com/punwatchrss Punsters: Ben Volchok, James Ferris, Lisa Dib, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

Hello, this week we invited some people to be on the show. More awesome people from comedy group The Consumption, Ferris and Lisa! We talk about why Bushroot is a funny name, puns, Round the Twist and a bunch of other stuff! Listen to their podcasts, Failure to Launch and PunWatch. Maybe donate a few dollars to our Patreon account: https://www.patreon.com/itsaduckblurThere's heaps of cool gifts and bonuses to those that join! Come and see our website: www.itsaduckblur.com Buy our merch at: www.redbubble.com/people/itsaduckblur/shop Email us on: itsaduckblurpodcast@gmail.com Please rate and review 'It's A Duck Blur: Let's Get Dangerous' on iTunes. It helps other people find the show. For more Michael, follow him on Twitter: @meandmyeasel For more Sarah, follow her on Twitter: @why_in_the_heck OR her podcasts Sperging Out and Wiki How We Do It For more Michael AND Sarah listen to 'Pop Quiz Hot Shot with Michael Williams', also available on iTunes, Stitcher and where all good podcasts are sold.  

Episode 217 of Punwatch, with special guest Jerzy Gwiazdowski and not enough in-depth ice hockey knowledge. You probably already know Jerzy Gwiazdowski. If you don’t, however, we cannot stress this enough: It is in your best interests to download and listen to Punk Assed: A Pun Cast, Jerzy’s pun podcast. It is punning on another level, and as a fan of puns, you will be a more complete person when you add Punk Assed to your podcast device. You can also find Punk Assed on Facebook, along with clips of Jerzy & Co competing at Punderdome and the Henry Pun-Off World Championships. You can also read about his punning in a new book called Away With Words by Joe Berkowitz. It’s a look into the world of competitive punning, which is so relevant to any Punwatch listener’s interest it’s not funny, unlike the book. We’ll also be appearing on an upcoming episode of Punk Assed, so keep an ear out for that. Punsters: Jerzy Gwiazdowski, Harry Brimage, David Shaw, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 216 of Punwatch, with special guest Andrew McClelland and a fair bit of undignified scrambling to think of songs that sort of reference mazes. This episode is entitled "'Bama Borax Bowling Blowout". Big thanks to Punwatch contributor Hamish & Special guest Judge Ryan, and Dave for being a good sport. Andrew's beaut Indie-pop dance night, Mr. McClelland's Finishing School, is wrapping up in October. So if you're in Melbourne, get down to the Bella Union on a Friday night & dance your arse off before it's too late! You can also find Andrew’s DJ and/or comedy stylings around town - keep up with his movements via @andy_mcclelland on Twitter, and on Facebook!   Punsters: Lisa Dib, Andrew McClelland, Harry Brimage, David Shaw, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 215 of Punwatch, with host Alex Malone and more Kylie Minogue puns than you can shake a well-insured butt at. This episode is entitled "Tubby Terror Flogs Fake Fauna". Shoutout to all our Bellarine Peninsula fans. Punsters: Andrew Cherry, Harry Brimage, David Shaw Host: Alex Malone

Episode 214 of Punwatch, with host Harry Brimage who did well and is a good boy. This episode is entitled "Shonky Sharks Plunder Pool". Harry's twitter handle is @brimdang, if you wanna do what Lisa said. Alex's album is available now at your local Brashs. Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone Host: Harry Brimage

Episode 213 of Punwatch, with host Lisa Dib and super-chill, pleasant vibes. And a bionic dick. This episode is entitled "Robo Willie." Some weeks you don't need to overwork it. Punsters: Harry Brimage, James Ferris, David Shaw Host: Lisa Dib

Episode 212 of Punwatch, with guest comedian & veteran punster Jennifer Wong and a smorgasbord of Indian cuisine puns. This episode is entitled "Curry Closure Causes Sibling Split". Alex was gonna host, so all the stories are Alex-style picks. One day soon. Melbourne listeners: Jen is performing her show, "How to English Harder" at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! The show is on from the 11th to the 23rd of April at the Forum Theatre. Get in quick and see her before she scarpers back to Sydney! Get tickets here. You can also find Jennifer on Facebook or on Twitter @wojennifer - tons o' puns there - or at her website, jenniferwong.com.au Punsters: Jennifer Wong, Lisa Dib, James Ferris, David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 211 of Punwatch, with guest host David Shaw and REVENGE This episode is entitled “Cops Cop Bogus Burger.” You'll also hear a promo for Cherry's new series, "A Brief History of Memes: Part 1." Punsters: James Ferris, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone and Andrew Cherry Host: David Shaw *grumble grumble other bands are OK as long as they’re Outkast grumble*

Episode 210 of Punwatch, with returning guest comedian Peter Jones! This episode is entitled “Parrot Slams Piers: Piss Off.” Dave and Lisa get to talk about Budgies. Check out Peter on Instagram @thepeterthejones Punsters: Peter Jones, David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone @ James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 209 of Punwatch, with special guests Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs! Michael’s Moosehead-awarded show, Escape from a 90s Educational CD-ROM, is on during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, March 30th to April 23rd. Don't miss it!* The Consumption also heartily recommend you check out Michael & Sarah suite of podcasts - Pop Quiz Hot Shot, It’s A Duck Blur, Wikihow We Do It and Sperging Out. Also, this episode had some stuff about Pierce Brosnan, tiny knots and other crap. The usual frolicking fair.   Punsters: Sarah Baggs, Michael Williams, David Shaw, Alex Malone, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry   *If you do, one day your parallel universe self who did see it will cross over just to tell you how good it was, and you'll be filled with regret. Don't let that parallel arsehole have all the fun.

Episode 208 of Punwatch, with guest comedian Matt Harvey and 5 other punsters. It was raucous. This episode is entitled "Sleuth Studies Stadium’s Boiled Banana Bust". No one actually boils bananas, though. Sounds kinda gross. Perth listeners: Matt's performing in YOUR city at Fringeworld this weekend and the next! "The Face Of Gentrification and Other Ideas" at Lazy Susan's Comedy Den at 3:30. Get tickets here: https://goo.gl/wT8nff Matt also hosts Just For Funny, a podcast with comedians talking comedy and other stuff, which we were just on. Check it out! Find Matt on Twitter @mattharveystuff! You can hear & subscribe to Punwatch via iTunes: ow.ly/ACJn30388YM or RSS: punwatch.libsyn.com/punwatchrss Punsters: Matt Harvey, Lucy Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

After a rousing round of Punwatch (go download and listen to Punwatch) Matt sits down with the gang of The consumption to talk comedy, origins, and bad TV. #Mattharveystuff #Punwatch #Theconsumption #MattHarvey #AndrewCherry #JamesFerris #LisaDib #LucyShaw #Comedy #Sketch #Pun #MattLieb #AliceFraser #JosieLong # JackDruce #MICF #Melbourne #Fringeworld #Perth

Episode 207 of Punwatch, for the new year and a new you that enjoys way to many obscure fruit puns. This episode is entitled "Party Prince's Radish Rap Roast". That fruit round may have killed Dave. Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

This week's Punwatch, with a surprise return Punster. Thanks to Punwatch contributor Hamish for the Icelandic Politics story! Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, Lucy Shaw, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 205 of Punwatch, back after a month off to talk about ancient Greek sex toys. This episode is entitled “Pilfering Pine’s Plunge.” Thanks to Punwatch Contributor Georgina for the Man Tree story! Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

The 2nd Annual AFL Grand Final edition of Punwatch, in which Cameron Tyeson joins us again to pun on about Giants, #Fourthawn and the KFC Travis Cloke incident no-one’s talking about (with good reason). Check out Cam on Twitter @camtyeson! Punsters: Cameron Tyeson, Alex Malone, David Shaw, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 203 of Punwatch, in which guest Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall is haunted by the ghost-puns of Ben Volchok! OOOOOooooo Ben scored a spooky point. This episode is entitled “Hydra Duck Foiled.” Thanks to Punwatch Contributor Hamish for the excellent Kim DotCom story! Go look at Alasdair on Twitter and Facebook! Punsters: Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall, David Shaw, Lisa Dib Host: Andrew Cherry You can hear & subscribe to Punwatch via iTunes or RSS.

Episode 202 of Punwatch, in which special guest Ben Volchok breaks a significant record. This episode is entitled “Boat Busts Crowned Caper”. Thanks to Punwatch Contributor Georgina Lee for the excellent Tambourine story! Find Ben on Twitter and Tumblr! Also, check out his THREE* Melbourne Fringe Festival shows, Ben's Illustrious Fact Show: Episode 3, Mudcrabs in Space & And Then There Were Not As Many. Punsters: Ben Volchok, David Shaw, Lisa Dib, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry *Goddamn.

Season 2 of Punwatch! More puns! New rounds! Modified artwork! Probably shouldn’t have a vomit story and a poop story in a single episode! Oh well! This episode is entitled “Mannequin Crime Rampage”. Also, check out Punwatch’s new Facebook page! Daily #ShouldaBeenaPuns, flashbacks, and new episodes. Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with a small nation’s GDP worth of Pokemon puns. Topical! This episode is titled, “Nick Kyrgios Steals Motorbike To Run Over Pokemon”. Bit of housekeeping: Punwatch is moving to a fortnightly schedule, due to a few other commitments taking up our time. Hopefully with a little more time to work on them, the puns should get better. Hopefully. Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris, Lisa Dib Host: Andrew Cherry

This weeks Punwatch, featuring guest comedian Claire Sullivan and maybe our longest single round ever. This episode is titled “Ted Cruz’s Meat Heist Foiled By Trainspotting Crocodile.” More meat puns than you could shake a sausage at. Find Claire Sullivan @clairekoolkat on Twitter or on Facebook! Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone, Claire Sullivan Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with Science Communicator / Comedian Tom Lang and the mother of all fizzles. This episode is titled, “Shampoo Bottle Makes Farting Noise, Scares Ellie Goulding’s Possum.” Despite a late scare, someone had a big night. Punsters: Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, David Shaw & Tom Lang Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, featuring wordplay about wordplay *Inception noise*. This episode is entitled, “Willem Dafoe Wins Legal Battle Over Circus-Trained Budgies.” Once again, we must apologise to people outside of Melbourne who won’t get our superb Richmond puns. Punsters: Lisa Dib, Alex Malone & David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, featuring guest punster Peter Jones and a lack of quality smack talk. This episode is titled, “ScarJo & Jolie’s Competitive Shoe Drive Unaffected By Crescent Moon.” Incidentally, the new star sign is Ophiuchus; if you were born between November 29 and December 17, you’re an Ophiciuchian. He’s a doctor, or something. Find Peter at @PeterTheJones on Twitter!   Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, David Shaw & Peter Jones Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, featuring guest punster Timothy Clark and more singing than usual. This episode is titled, “Eminem sells off parts of Puffing Billy in bid to avoid novelty jail term.” The other story was a bit too depressing to work into the title :( Find Timothy Clark at @MrTimothyClark on Twitter!   Punsters: Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Alex Malone, David Shaw & Timothy Clark Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, featuring jokes about Napoleon and his silly hat. This episode is titled, “Ticket Inspectors Trapped In Office With Embassy Cat By Angry Parent With Volvo.” Harry’s also in this one, with Realistic Moral Support Action!® Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, in which one punster loses really, really slowly. It’s like watching someone fall over in slow motion. This episode is titled, “Magpies lose match against 10,000 year old bear at cancelled Phil Collins show.”. That guy from The Block is in there too, but his story sucked so it doesn’t get into the title. That’ll show him. Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with a host who’s glad that Terry Wogan story got delayed by a couple of months, in retrospect. This episode is titled, “Tony the Tiger says ‘No More Photos Of Terry Wogan Holding Butter’”. This is an unavoidably blue episode. You’ll hear why. Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with a really long discussion of the logistics of the “12 Days of Christmas” that was cut out for time. This episode is titled, “Andy Warhol & Ai Weiwei Ride Super-Hot Horses Around After Train and Boat Breakdowns”. Dave suspects The Age have lifted their pun game. Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with a brief discussion of spoiler warnings for an entire school (if you haven’t seen Star Wars yet it’s your own fault.) This episode is titled, “Hugh Laurie Autographs ‘Dinosaur Sex’ Edition Monopoly With Lewd Signature”. We get classist, but about rich people, so it’s ok. Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with more Dave hosting and more tenuous Melbourne suburb puns! Sorry, everyone outside of Melbourne. There’s only 4 or 5, I swear. This episode is titled, “Oprah Escapes Rude Robot-Armed Neighbour With Racing Catamaran”. We recorded outdoors, sorry about the clicking sound. Punsters: Alex Malone, Andrew Cherry & James Ferris Host: Dave Shaw

This week’s episode of Punwatch, with Dave in the hosting seat! C’mon lads, it’s his first time, give him a go. This episode is titled “Cheeky Right Wing Thugs Destroy Street Art With Curling Brooms.” Before you ask, "cheeky" does indeed refers to bum cheeks. Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Dave Shaw Bum.

A brand new Punwatch, returning after a month long break, with stories featuring Taylor Swift & Jennifer Lawrence (again. Sorry, the Metro has a wheelhouse.) This episode is titled “Josh Hutcherson Nude Skype Call Thrown Out Of Court.” Everyone hated the last story. Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Dave Shaw, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, the pun-based quiz game that talked about Man O Man (Pretty sure on this one.) This episode is titled “Prince Charles Slips On Trapped Owl Vomit.” Someone has a return to form. Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris, Dave Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

The 16th episode of Punwatch, the only pun-based podcast that’s sure it’d marry Elijah Wood. This episode is titled “Stolen sheep struggle with Blanchett-Labeouf-Xi Jinping Shag-Marry-Kill combo”. Also there’s more controversy over a tenuous (if excellent) Bond pun.   Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, David Shaw, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

It’s episode 15 of Punwatch, the only pun-based quiz game with sizzling hot takes like “Robin Thicke is a dickhead” and “Kanye’s a bit weird, hey.” This episode is titled, “Coal Tit Wins Yacht After Beating Kanye In Curry Contest.” It’s a bird, obviously. As in the tit. The Coal Tit. A Coal Tit is a bir… never mind. Punsters: Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 14 of Punwatch, the only pun-based game show that stops to consider whether or not you can make a good sports movie about tennis. This episode is titled, “Kirsten Dunst’s Awkward Haircut After Cricket Themed Playboy Issue Incorrectly Administers Viagra.” Also, Cherry has a very mild stroke. Watch out for the surprise bonus rounds! They changed nothing. Punsters: James Ferris, Lisa Dib, David (Alex) Shaw, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode S01E13 of Punwatch, with more controversial referee decisions!* This episode is titled, “Tom Hanks, Emma Stone, Taylor Swift & FKA Twigs Featured In Several Puff Pieces”. I dunno. It wasn’t a theme week, this just kind of… happened.   Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry   *They wouldn’t shut up about tailors. You listen and tell me I was wrong to step in - AC

This week’s episode of Punwatch, now with a much shorter running time because Alex wasn’t on! This episode is titled “50 Shades star turns old tower into Star Wars themed golf resort.” Seriously, we’ve been trying to get the running time down. Turns out the answer was “don’t bring the guy who writes 30+ puns per story”.   Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

It’s Grand Final Weekend, the biggest sporting week of the nation!* So, this week’s Punwatch is an ALL SPORT STORY PUN edition! To make it even more sporting, Melbourne comedian and noted AFL personality Cam Tyeson came along to contribute a pile of AFL puns and plenty of AFL chat. Something about Cam, he just makes you chatty. *Excludes Queensland and New South Wales. We know, just humour us.

A bumper 5-story episode of Punwatch, with a down-to-the-wire result and an argument about the definition of biscuit we didn’t get back to. This episode is titled, “Fred Durst & Jay Z Pay 30p To Urinate On Daniel Radcliffe’s Antique Bentley.” I know, it’s clumsy. You try working 5 stories into one stupid headline. Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris, David Shaw, Lisa Dib Host: Andrew Cherry

Another vintage episode of mX Punwatch, featuring guest comedian Travis Nash, an Alex-Ferris showdown, and a bunch of really, really dark stories. This episode is titled “Thousands Of Ducklings Punch A Horse With A Dick Drawn On It’s Face”. It’ll make sense when you listen, I swear. Regular Punwatch will resume next week, with a bumper 5 PUN BRITISH EDITION.   Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s episode of Punwatch, featuring an actually kinda interesting discussion about when it’s ok to make puns about horrible things. This episode is titled “Eva Mendes Offended By Lethal Leigh’s Phone Voice”. There’s also a pun about a certain Sydney radio shock Jock who it’s probably best not to name in the description.   Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 08 of Punwatch, and it’s a vintage one - featuring guest comedian Andy Matthews! This episode is titled “Gosling’s Cat Rides Shotgun With One Armed Hungarian”. It’s the old format, so only 3 stories. Still a corker though - Andy’s probably the best guest player we’ve ever had.   Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage, Andy Matthews Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 7 of Punwatch, the pun-based quiz game, now with even more Arguments About Rules!™ This episode is titled "Donald Trump Wet Willie'd over Cricket Sex Toy App Scandal." Don't worry, the first story's the worst one.   Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib   Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s episode of Punwatch, the headline pun quiz with gratuitous amounts of Adelaide sledging!* This week’s episode is titled “John Farnham steals petrol slightly earlier in South Australia”. There’s also a Mariah Carey pun in there, but the less said about it the better. *Sorry about that. Your river’s very nice.

Another episode of Punwatch, featuring the James Ferris Harry Brimage TAG TEAM!   *guitar solo, chair gets smashed over head*   This episode is titled "Harper Lee's The Raven a hit with ants and wicket keepers" (18 Across).

The most controversial episode of Punwatch yet! (In terms of rules violations. The puns are as tame as usual.) This episode's title is Sepp Blatter, Greek Debt and Danny Deckchair. Also, one reference to Regurgitator. It didn't fit.   Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

Another episode of Punwatch, now features Probably Too Many Dick Jokes!™ This episode's title is Manspreading, Tinder and Prison Breaks. Also includes more laundry puns than you'd think.   Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

It's another episode of Punwatch, Australia's second-favourite wordplay game (behind Burgo's Catchphrase™). This episode is entitled, "PE Teachers, Irish Golf and Matthew Boyd." Plus more tattoos. Bit of an oversight there, assigning 2 tattoo stories in 2 weeks. Call your host rusty.

The return of Punwatch, as it's own podcast! Punsters Dave, Alex and Ferris get back into the swing of the game after almost 2 years out of it. Other topics include NSW road safety ads and the NT News' proclivity for a pun.   Punsters: James Ferris, Alex Malone, David Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry