DeHuff Uncensored

We have a raccoon problem.  Podcasters are the new version of shock-jocks. I honor comedy legend, Bert Kreischer, by doing the show shirtless. Holiday Inn Express adds scent-based alarm clocks to rooms for Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Thailand, and Japan. Taco Bell Cantina is opening two locations in Denver, on of which is at DIA. Ryanair flight from Milan to London was diverted to France after two passengers began acting strangely. One person started eating his passport, while the other attempted to flush theirs down the toilet. Cowboy DeHuff explains why the Denver Broncos will beat the Philadelphia Eagles in Philly. And my pick for the World Series. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Australian scientists test the strength of shark bite-resistant wetsuits. An Egyptian wrestler, Ashraf Mahrous, is hoping he has set a world record after pulling a 700-ton ship with his teeth. Police in Northern California pulled over a Waymo taxi after it made an illegal U-turn. The Rockies will begin the search for a new general manager after Bill Schmidt steps down. Titans rookie QB Cam Ward is not having a great season so far. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mr. Beast is under fire for trapping a man in a burning building, all in the name of content. A Vietnamese man who hasn't cut his fingernails in three decades earned a Guinness World Record when they were measured at a total 19 feet and 6 inches long. Actress Tilly Norwood is taking heat from Emily Blunt, Whoopi Goldberg, and others… BECAUSE SHE'S A.I.! Liam Coen, head coach of the Jaguars, and defensive coordinator Robert Salah for the 49ers, got  into a yelling match after the game. Rex Ryan ripped Shedeur Sanders. The Broncos hammered the Bengals. Bad Bunny will be the halftime show for Super Bowl 60. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You could own life-size dinosaurs due to a New Jersey Dino Park shutting down. The latest on the comet named 3I/ATLAS that is ripping through our solar system. Connery has a plan. An Amerisleep.com survey of more than 1,200 Americans revealed that 37 percent used vacation days in the past year just to rest. Federal inspectors detected cesium 137 in a shipment of cloves sent to California, but blocked the import from Indonesia. The CU Buffs could have beaten BYU, but their QB Salter just doesn't have high football intelligence.  Ashton Jeanty is starting to click with the Las Vegas Raiders. The AFC West is the best division in the NFL. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ben Stiller has an expensive healthy soda called Stiller's Soda. This takes Connery down memory lane. Hershey wins lawsuit claiming its Reese's Halloween candies aren't spooky enough. The French navy has seized nearly 10 tons of cocaine worth more than $600 million from a fishing vessel off the coast of West Africa.   Mailbag: Was it childish or funny that Trump replaced Biden's picture with an auto-pen? Why I favor radio over video. My awkward encounter with Detroit Lions legend and hall of fame running back - Barry Sanders. If the Denver Broncos miss the playoffs, should the Broncos move on from Sean Payton? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

That awkward moment people try to return to work after quitting for the Rapture. Multiple people have been attacked by squirrels in California. Bad enough to go to the emergency room. A Florida Woman has been arrested for an alleged Silly String attack against a local man. Radioactive shrimp are now affecting 34 states… including Colorado. MLB will implement the Automated Ball-Strike Challenge System in 2026. Russel Wilson of the New York Giants, will now be the backup behind Jaxson Dart. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Tom Brady joins robotic massage company Aescape. Cue up the Deshaun Watson jokes. A teaching assistant in South Carolina was arrested and charged for allegedly using "poop spray" at a high school. Mark Schlereth used my line on the Rich Eisen show when talking about Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB, Baker Mayfield. Tom Brady angered PETA during the Cowboys Bears game. We give you anti-animal language phrases. The NBA admits Nikola Jokic is the best player in the NBA. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Public toilets in China are now requiring users to watch advertisements to access toilet paper. And Samsung confirms ads are coming to its smart refrigerators. Japanese researchers received the 2025 Ig Nobel Prize in biology for painting stripes on cows. Mississippi strip club will have biscuits and gravy wrestling. Is it time to panic about the Denver Broncos after their loss to the L.A. Chargers? Is the Bo Nix hate justified? The Colorado Rockies can't even suck right. They surpassed the 41 games win mark over the weekend, edging out the 2024 White Sox - Worst record post 1900, the modern era. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Uber will soon be delivering food with drones across the United States. South Park didn't get their episode done in time, which was probably a good thing considering they use a lot of current news in their episodes. Tom Cruise is set to return as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder 2. What if movie reboots were more realistic?? Colossal Biosciences is making headlines again! They brought back the dire wolf. They're working on woolly mammoths, and the Tasmanian tiger. Now, a breakthrough with the dodo bird. Cowboy DeHuff tells you who needs to be All Balls for the Broncos against the Chargers. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A.I. can't even write a good headline. So if you use artificial intelligence, you better check its work. Here's the article A.I. or a lazy employee messed up into greatness - HERE! UFC boss man, Dana White, rips Jake and Logan Paul for their gimmicky lopsided fights. Jake Paul and Gervonta Davis' fight has been canceled in Atlanta, Georgia for being a “money grabber”. Fake Adam Schefter tells us that Sean McVay, Rams head coach, says he tore his plantar fascia when calling a timeout. Injuries for the Chargers and Bengals are good news for the Denver Broncos. Khalil Mack and Joe Burrow are both out for the games against the Orange and Blue. Peyton Manning is now more of a Broncos than a Colt. Spaceballs 2 should not cast Chris Candy (John Candy's son) as Barf Jr. It should be Shane Gillis. Cowboy and Connery DeHuff on how to deal with gym goers who wear too tight of clothes. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Update on the two teenagers who peed into a pot of broth at a hotpot restaurant in China. Cheating scandal rocks the World Stone Skimming Championships in Scotland. Also, my Scottish accent needs a lot of work. Australia approves world's first vaccine to fight Koala chlamydia epidemic. Baker Mayfield and Bo Nix are cut from the same cloth. Shedeur Sanders is getting screwed in Cleveland. The Seahawks scored on the Steelers in a bizarre way. Having sex at work while at home - probably a bad idea. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Denver Broncos defense is exposed as a fraud after losing to Daniel Jones and the Indianapolis Colts. Not a good idea: A doctor walked out of an operation for sex with a nurse. A cookie dough canister exploded in a thief's back end. Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel has some odd words of "wisdom" after their loss to the Patriots. He may be getting fired soon. The Kansas City Chiefs are 0-2, and Travis Kelce isn't helping the team. #news #newsupdate #breakingnews Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Broncos QB Bo Nix is learning from his mistakes - hopefully. Cortland Sutton shows leadership strength by getting Bo Nix's back. Cowboy DeHuff tells you who needs to be All Balls against the Colts. Lamar Jackson apologized for shoving a fan that shoved him and DeAndre Hopkins. Mailbag is full of listener questions, and we have some fun with it. And I give my thoughts on the Charlie Kirk assassination, school shooting in Colorado, as well as 9-11 anniversary.

UBER helicopter rides are coming as soon as next year in the U.S. Annoying fire rescue in England sends firefighters up a tree to save a lizard. A U.S. drone shot a Hellfire missile at a UAP, and the missile basically bounced off of it. Colorado Buffaloes head football coach Deion Sanders ripped the media, and they deserved it. The Denver Broncos found their ideal new neighborhood.

A man was pulled over and arrested by the police for driving a child-sized pink toy Barbie jeep along one of the main roads in Canada.  Actor Raymond Cruz was arrested for spraying woman/kid with a hose. Avi Lobe - Harvard astrophysicist gave an update on Atlas 3I. Donald Trump is asking people to donate $15 so he can get into heaven. Has the public gone too far with criticizing Philles Karen?

Phillies Karen demands the home run ball from kid. The CU Buffs and Deion Sanders have QB drama thanks to Ryan Staub. Denver Broncos defense shined against Cam Ward and the Tennessee Titans. Bo Nix and the Broncos stumbled, but regained their footing. Cowboy DeHuff handed out his All Balls award for week 1. A New Zealand woman walked on Legos for a world record. A lady called her boss a dick head, and was awarded $40k by the UK courts. Star Wars nerd bought a light saber for $3.6m. Send in your "Fact or Fiction" headlines to dehuffpodcast@gmail.com

A Japanese town wants to limit daily smartphone use to two hours. Connery DeHuff gives advice on how to deal with that. People in Georgia played kickball for 52 consecutive hours. Aussie DeHuff wasn't too impressed by this. James Gunn announced the 'Man of Tomorrow' Superman Sequel will be released July 9th 2027. Nerds are excited. Back in late July, a man was arrested while dressed as a Chuck E Cheese in Tallahassee, Florida. Cowboy DeHuff and Harry Caray DeHuff handle the sports section: Rockies break the 100 game loss mark for the third straight season. Cowboy gives you the All Balls Keys to Victory for the Broncos Titans game.

Brand new $1M luxury yacht tips over and sinks in Turkey, 15 minutes after launching. A woman in Japan lost millions of Yen - $6k U.S. - after being conned by a man claiming to be an astronaut. Google's autonomous ride service Waymo is coming to Denver. Kawhi Leonard and L.A. Clippers owner Steve Ballmer just got outed by Pablo Torre for fraudulent behavior to beat the NBA salary cap.

I'm the unofficial podcast of Porta-potty. NASA is looking for volunteers for its Artemis II program. You could do a flyby of our moon. Katie Holmes ate $100, caviar-topped chicken nuggets at US Open. And the “chef” that made that, is a jerk. The Smashing Machine is said to be Oscar worthy, and Dwayne Johnson's greatest work. Week one of the NFL season is finally here!!!

Banana hammocks, G-Strings, and influencers are things I don't want to see at a waterpark. FYI - don't jack it at a Korn concert, it'll end badly. Reaction to Jerry Jones insulting Micah Parsons on the way out the door. Real life superhero in Florida? Or just a creepy dude stopping another dude who was breaking the law…. And the worst 6 hour flight happened last week in Australia…. Will human civilization be relevant in 500 years?

Deion Sanders is shocked by the Colorado student section smoking weed during the game. Thanks to Romi Bean of CBS 4 for the audio/video. Guys - What not to do on the first date. Will our planet be invaded by ETs in October? Accidentally eating “special” brownies. Little League umpires can damage kids. AUGUST RECAP: We learned not to eat blue pork or radioactive shrimp. If you go to a WNBA game, maybe don't bring a green dildo to toss on the court. If you have a small pet, you can opt to send it to Denmark so their predators can eat it. When changing a company logo… put some effort into it. Adults shouldn't go down tube slides. Sad Trombone makes everything ok. The Cleveland Browns are a terrible franchise. If you refuse to get off a farmer's land, they might spray you with shit. A good chunk of people hope an alien probe does make it to Earth… maybe that will shake us all into pulling our heads out of our butts.

More radioactive shrimp at Walmart. Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are engaged, but I rain on the parade. Cracker Barrel submitted to the haters, and changed their logo back to the old one. Orgy Dome destroyed Burning Man - and we try to come up with a good sponsor for the Orgy Dome. Guinness World Records announced some unclaimed records. Rockies can't even lose right.

Pumpkin Spiced Latte (PSL) is back at Starbucks. Will you partake? The California Butt sniffer has been caught, again. WNBA dildo tosser, apprehended in Ohio. Boomer Esiason exposes cheap-ass Cincinnati Bengals. Shedeur Sanders advanced in depth chart for the Cleveland Browns.

Bad news for Shedeur Sanders! He's still on the Cleveland Browns roster as their number 4 quarterback. Shilo Sanders waived by the Buccaneers, and the day prior, he got ejected for throwing a punch on a Bills player. The Air Guitar World Championships concluded. Finland is the best on the planet at pretending to play an instrument. Chipotle is delivering via drones in Texas. This could end badly, but I kind of like it. Tomatina is a giant food fight that has over 120 tons of tomatoes being thrown by about 22k people.

McDonald's is lowering the cost on some of its menu options due to items getting out of hand. “McDonald's and its US franchisees agreed to price 8 popular combo meals at 15% less than the total cost of buying the items separately, with the chain offering financial support to franchisees if they agree to lower prices.” Cracker Barrel has upset a large number of people. Why? Because they changed their logo. Yeah, I feel like I'm missing something. NFL preseason wraps up. What happens to the Browns QB room and Shedeur Sanders? Will the Denver Broncos have a beefed up run game?

Radioactive shrimp sold by Walmart is forcing customers to toss them in the trash. But is that the best thing to do? Scientists at King's College London discovered keratin, a protein found in hair, skin and wool that is often used in reparative shampoos, can also help with teeth. Downer DeHuff reacts to volcano erupting during a proposal. Robert Griffin III thinks the Indianapolis Colts are tanking for Arch Manning. A kid, maybe 13 years old, jumped on the field at a Padres game, and some people are upset that security tackled and dog-piled on him. And I made a listener/viewer “release” as they consumed the show.

PETA is going after Nintendo for their cow in the Switch Mario Kart game. British man rides 55 different roller coasters in one week - Broke the Guinness World Record. Don't eat blue wild pig meat - California says. Elon Musk thinks people want a robot to mow their lawn and watch their kids. After the city of Denver laid off almost 200 employees due to budget cuts, 10 of 13 city council members are planning to go to a $26k work retreat. Adam Silver is evil - NBA on NBC is set to roll out “Coast 2 Coast Tuesday,” where the second leg of a Tuesday night NBA doubleheader will begin at 11:00 PM ET instead of 10:30 PM ET. No matter what, the Colorado Rockies are still terrible until the Monforts sell.

F-16 Ride-Along passenger accidentally ejects while on the ground. Emergency responders in Connecticut rescued a 40-year-old man who was wedged inside the middle portion of a tube slide. Scientists in China plan to have robots giving birth to human babies by 2026. Robot Olympics took place this weekend in Beijing. Broncos continue exploring Lone Tree for new stadium location. Ryan Harris, former Denver Bronco - current color commentator for 9news, took the fall for misinformation being put on the screen during the Broncos / Cardinals preseason game. Dillon Gabriel threw shade at Shedeur, then tried to backtrack. A'ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces with a fart analogy.

Colorado rabbits with horn & tentacle like growths cause alarm - but should it? Shedeur Sanders is banged up and is day-to-day to play against the Eagles. Broncos have another joint practice. What to expect against the Cardinals. Man's giant dong caused him to break his arm. Weird trend - guys who refuse to wipe their backend.

Fighting or banging aliens - what do you prefer? Swifties are going nutty over Taylor Swift's appearance on Travis Kelce's podcast, New Heights. Terrible coworkers. I'm thinking about being an influencer that works out with my pant's stuffed. Jerry Jones said the Dallas Cowboys are like a soap opera. Bo Nix talked with Kay Adams, and he's focused on perfection - maybe too much. Cowboy DeHuff and Connery DeHuff answer questions.

Taylor Swift allegedly joined my show to break some news. Tay-Tay will be on her boyfriend Travis Kelce's podcast “New Heights”… guessing to promote her new album - Life of a showgirl. Or, maybe they're getting married. Whatever the reason, Swifties are going to tune in. AOL is shutting down its dial-up internet service as of September 30th. Savannah Bananas came to Coors Field over the weekend and the result should be embarrassing for the Colorado Rockies. Paramount is purchasing the rights to UFC in a $7.7 billion deal over seven years beginning in 2026.

Shedeur Sanders shut down a lot of his haters in his first preseason game. But can he do it again for the Browns? A quick recap of the Denver Broncos San Francisco 49ers game. Some GenZers are using pacifiers to soothe themselves in the workplace. Starbucks in Korea is cracking down on customers who set up desktop computers, printers, partitions or multi-tap power strips inside stores. Harvard scientist says a Manhattan-sized interstellar object could be an alien probe here to 'destroy us'. Breast milk ice cream is here to stay. Four men are rowing across the Atlantic Ocean. About 3,500 miles. Their purpose is to raise money for Head Up, a charity based in the United Kingdom that promotes mental health awareness for their military. - Thanks to BarStool Sports for bringing this story to light. Also, don't walk your dog in a stroller.

Karen! A woman filed an HR complaint against her co-worker for not being invited to their wedding. McDonalds still claims Grimace is a taste bud. I still call B.S. Golf hole pooper in Norway is still on the loose. Which leads me to explain why Travis Kelce sucked in Happy Gilmore 2. Another green dildo made its way to the WNBA court, this time hitting Sophie Cunningham. I found out who is behind it. Broncos QB, Bo Nix is shedding some light on how he prepares for the season. Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel is a weird dude. ep. 808

Furious farmers in France have gone viral after they sprayed a mixture of feces and water on about 400 squatters. USDA is using Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver movie scenes to frighten wolves. Influencer Mariana Barutkina breaks spine while attempting the Nicki Minaj Stiletto challenge. Email-bag has listeners giving me a wrestler name. Due to injuries, Shedeur Sanders, who's sitting 4th on the depth chart for the Cleveland Browns, will get the start on Friday night against the Panthers.

"WWE: Unreal" is converting my family into wrestling fans. But, I'm having a hard time getting on the bandwagon. I do the worst Pat McAfee impression. Denmark zoo asks the public to donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive predators. A passenger was escorted off a Ryanair flight after he was caught allegedly vaping in the bathroom, resulting in a two-hour delay. Officials in Northern Yorkshire say a rat 'over 22 inches long from nose to tail' was discovered inside a home by pest control workers. An Ohio couple says that they have welcomed a baby boy who was born from an embryo that was frozen over 30 years ago. Members of the Seattle Kraken hockey team were fly fishing in Alaska when their mascot, Buoy the sea troll, was charged by a grizzly bear.

You analyze my bizarre dreams. Smokey the Bear arrested a guy in Florida for stealing signs of - Smokey the Bear. Michael Jackson's dirty stage sock sells for nearly $9K at French auction. Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania. Harry Caray seems concerned. Man was arrested for throwing a green dildo on the court of a WNBA game. Bills Mafia said, “What's the big deal?”

Zombie clowns and geocaching. Radioactive wasps found at South Carolina nuclear facility. Woman's body odor can be relaxing to men. Bad coworker stories. ESPN fired Shannon Sharpe after he settled his sexual assault and battery lawsuit. Marvin Mims of the Denver Broncos spoke with the media and said exactly what you want to hear from a player.

You can buy Coors Light deodorant that you keep in the fridge. Man awarded $12,500 after Google Street View camera captured him naked in his yard in Argentina. Shedeur Sanders is in NFL Hell with the Cleveland Browns. Especially when you hear from Jimmy Haslam. - FREE SHEDEUR!!! Travis Hunter allegedly nicknamed himself… the Unicorn.

A toddler bites a 3 foot cobra to death in India. Star Wars: A New Hope' Stormtrooper helmet sold for $256k at auction. I bet I know why they bought it... Top chef fired for making an influencer cry. Society is falling. Malik Nabers of the New York Giants is not smart. Nick Wright is full of Broncos hate. - Who should I hate? Cortland Sutton got a big extension by Denver.

Plane catches fire at Denver International Airport, some passengers slide out with luggage, and one slid out with luggage and his kid - then fell. You can buy Chili's booth leather boots. Vermont engineer revives pay phones for free calls in areas with poor cell service. A Florida woman was caught trying to carry turtles through airport security in her bra. Marvel's $80 popcorn bucket sets a world record in Los Angeles. What would Americans do for $1m? I give an honest review of Fantastic Four: First Steps. Nikola Jokic's horse won a race, and he was overwhelmed with emotion. You can't make a dog stop peeing in your yard. ep. 802

South Park took aim at Trump and Paramount. Don't do this on a plane. Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourn died. Don't go cheap on butt implants. Happy Gilmore 2 comes out on Netflix. Fantastic Four's last chance at cinematic success. The Cleveland Browns revealed their new uniforms. Time for the Browns to change their name. Everyone is talking about the Washington Commanders to change back to the Redskins, but the Browns name sucks.

How did I end up in the emergency room last night? Humanoid robots in China can keep going and going. South Park (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert is getting canned for losing $40 million. Pat Surtain of the Denver Broncos is very optimistic about Bo Nix and the upcoming season.