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The Colorado Rockies need new owners - ASAP! What's the best and worst accents on the planet? - Sorry, New York. And thanks to the Irish, Scottish, Australians, Britians, and Southerners in the United States. Are people using artificial intelligence too much? 3,076 'Smurfs' came together to break the world record in France. Jordon Hudson has reportedly told at least one person that she and 73-year-old Bill Belichick are engaged. We play - “I Don't Like the Sound of That” Ex-Nuggets coach Michael Malone will be joining ESPN's Thunder - Wolves coverage.

NETFLIX saved Sesame Street. A Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million after the burger had onions on it. I get distracted way too easily. Registration open for clothing-optional 5k race in South Carolina. Terrifying attraction lets tourists sleep while suspended over a 320-foot cliff. Illinois Lottery player wins $1M on ticket he purchased while running errand for his wife. The Denver Nuggets got rolled by the Oklahoma City Thunder. How much will the Nuggets change before the start of next season? Will the NFL ban the “tush Push?” We'll find out this week. And leftovers from the Starbucks baristas strike.

Dog parents aren't the same as parents of human children. No party equals no gift for your kid. Mom ripped for openly breastfeeding a child at a restaurant. Over 1,000 Starbucks baristas at 75 U.S. stores have gone on strike to protest a new company dress code. SPORTS: The Denver Broncos lost big time with their schedule release video. But the Seahawks, Falcons, Chargers, and Titans did great. The Dallas Cowboys missed a hug opportunity with theirs. MAILBAG: Do you think it'd be possible, 1,000 years from now… people stumble upon an old Harry Potter book and think it's based on real life?

A witness reported a naked male inside one of the outdoor tool sheds at a Louisiana Lowe's. HBO rebranded itself, again. Woman married to an AI robot claims she's in love. Gen Zers thoughts on work reviews should be the way companies proceed with them.   SPORTS: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred removed Pete Rose, "Shoeless" Joe Jackson and other deceased players from Major League Baseball's permanently ineligible list. Nuggets lose game 5 to the Thunder. Nicolas Cage as John Madden and Christian Bale as Al Davis for the upcoming Madden movie, has my jaw dropped. The NFL schedule release hype is a joke. My Harry Caray impression needs work.   Reliving the time FOX Sports analyst, and former Denver Bronco - Mark Schlereth body slammed me and broke my rib.

Amazon driver DEFECATES in front of at least two L.A. homes on Mother's Day. Research by Virginia Tech reveals sinking cities across the United States. Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Chicago, Seattle, Columbus, and Denver. Donald Trump fell asleep at a Saudi Arabi briefing. Is it a big deal?   SPORTS: Charles Barkley tried to defend the Nuggets and failed. Former Rockie, Ryan Spilborghs shared his thoughts via his podcast, Spilly on the Rox. NFL schedules are being released. The Denver Broncos head to London to take on the NY Jets. They will also play the Kansas City Chiefs on Christmas day.   How to eat super hot peppers without burning your mouth.

New Zealand cyclist collides with goat during Giro d'Italia - but not like I had hoped. Booty-crazed zombie cicadas will take over sections of Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Texas, New York, and other parts of the United States. Employee compared to Darth Vader at work wins $40K in compensation. Wait, maybe I'm due money?? We play - 'I Don't Like the Sound of That', which includes a threesome with a ghost.   SPORTS The Colorado Rockies fired their manager, Bud Black. My son hit a walk-off grand slam the other day. Nuggets lost to the Thunder in an ugly game. Michael Jordan will serve as a ‘special contributor' to NBC's upcoming NBA coverage. Early talk out of Cleveland Browns rookie mini-camp… Shedeur Sanders is tearing it up.   How do you consume your podcasts - video or audio?

The Righteous Gemstones may have been the funniest show on TV. Bison gores a Florida tourist at Yellowstone National Park. Ducks delayed a baseball game, and I ran over a squirrel. Jail enters lock down after a convicted killer goes missing for 12 hours. Then cops realize they forgot him at the courthouse. Mother's Day is this weekend… don't mess it up!!! Denver Nuggets got hammered by the Oklahoma City Thunder last night. Heisman Trophy winner, Colorado Buffaloes star, Travis Hunter got his diploma today. I'm super fast at running through a Walmart.

Trump - Pope picture… Yeah, that was weird. I'm the forbidden fruit of Colorado media. Police found a pet raccoon holding a meth pipe in Akron, Ohio. A South Australia resident had a neighbor drop a turd on their driveway. WeightWatchers files for bankruptcy amid rising use of Ozempic, other obesity drugs. I fix Chipotle's portion control problem. People are suing Burger King for false advertising. SPORTS: Shedeur Sanders fan suing NFL for $100 million over 'emotional distress' of QB's draft fall. The Colorado Rockies still suck. The Utah Hockey Club is now the Utah Mammoth.

Humanoid robot attacked a factory worker in China. Met Gala was yesterday, and only snobby assholes and fancy celebrities attended. Retired strongman, and BFFs of Colorado's strongman Brian Shaw - Eddie Hall is making headlines in the UK, after his family seemed to be harassed at their home. What to do when husbands refuse to change diapers. Plane in Bolivia left passengers stranded for 36 hours in alligator-infested waters.   SPORTS: Denver Nuggets beat the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Colorado Rockies are set to be the worst team ever in the MLB. The NHL All-Star Game is going away.

Alcatraz may reopen under the Trump administration. But the cost is jaw dropping. You could spend $130 on dirty Nike shoes. Screaming US tourist impaled on Rome's Colosseum railing while seeking selfie. Scientists claim to have engineered world-first T. rex leather. Mom was horrified after learning she booked a massage at a brothel. Road rage turned into a Pennsylvania woman defecating on on a car hood. Nuggets beat the Clippers and move on to the Thunder.

Should/will LeBron James retire from the NBA? Can you mow your neighbor's lawn without asking? Don't take little kids to fancy art museums. Because they could damage a super expensive painting, like what happened at a Dutch museum. Runaway kangaroo on the loose named Sheila shuts down Alabama interstate. The Kentucky Derby is this weekend. Connery DeHuff and Cowboy DeHuff give you ideal horse names. Shedeur Sanders has the top selling rookie NFL jersey. Travis Hunter is the happiest football player on the planet. LEFTOVERS: More on the 100 men vs. 1 gorilla conversation.

The Denver Nuggets must have listened to this show. They beat the L.A. Clippers like I said they would. Connery and Cowboy DeHuff take a crack at hosting the show. More than a third of Americans said they secretly hate being asked to help other people move. Tourist in the Philippines was brutally attacked by a crocodile after climbing into its enclosure to take a selfie with it. Student rescued from Mount Fuji twice in one week - the second time was because he forgot his phone. A female passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight reportedly stripped naked and defecated on her seat mid-flight. Why is everyone talking about '100 men and a gorilla' right now? The NFL fined the Atlanta Falcons $250,000, their defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich $100,000, for the Shedeur Sanders NFL draft prank committed by Ulbrich's son, Jax.

My son hit his first home run!! Why it's important to be a coachable athlete and employee. You could smell a dog's bad breath for $25 an hour. A Virginia woman had a snake fall from above, hit her in the head, and land in her margarita. Man stacks toilet paper rolls with one hand to break world record. that has to be the dumbest skill, ever! Someone is having regrets for spending over $8k on procedures to transform into a cat. Ryan O'Hearn of the Orioles got caught in a funny hot mic moment. Men's restroom etiquette I never really thought about. Can the Denver Nuggets beat the L.A. Clippers?

I miss Adam Sandler's dirty comedy albums. Amusement park goers got stuck on a ride at Denver's Elitch Gardens. Massachusetts town Rockport vandalized by woodpecker who's damaged 25 cars in mating season pecking spree. Shaq should get an adult diaper endorsement. Australian radio station didn't tell listeners that their midday host was artificial intelligence. I explain why this isn't a big deal. Plus, why music radio talents are on the low end of media talent. Like we discussed last week, Shedeur Sanders fell to the 5th round to the Browns. During the NFL draft, Shedeur was pranked by a family member of the Atlanta Falcons. Roger Goodell expects 16 international games a year soon, including some in Asia. UK, Germany, Mexico, and Brazil are already hosting NFL games.

Scientists develop first-ever touchable 3D holograms - which means we'll be able to bang a hologram soon. Cosm's "shared reality" venues are releasing a new version of 1999's "The Matrix" this June. A Catholic school teacher was fired after parents of her students found her OnlyFans page. Who do you believe: A pregnant woman in Sydney, Australia claims a Japanese restaurant served her salad with a dead rat. Why are scientists cloning extinct animals? I am the master of the grill - at least in my household.

Shedeur Sanders may fall deep in the NFL Draft based off of what some NFL executives have said about the former CU Buff. Colorado Avalanche coach, Jared Bednar was on with Moser, Lombardi, and Kane (Altitude 92.5 in Denver), and he had intriguing news about Gabe Landeskog. TNT brought a port-a-potty on stage for Shaq.  A bird lover from the United Kingdom has walked 53 miles dressed in a homemade costume to raise awareness for the endangered Eurasian Curlew. I just want to see someone dressed as a Gooey Duck walking down the road. Is it ok for parents to think their kids are ugly? Youtube posted its first video 20 years ago.

When Earth day and Taco Tuesday collide - it reminds me of some great insight Dmac gave me about bits. A Michigan man got stuck in quicksand, then he found love. Kids are destroying movie theaters when watching The Minecraft movie, and some parents think it's fine. Shaq may have pooped his pants on live TV after the Nuggets Clippers game. Charles Barkley and Shaq talked about the importance and unimportance of coaching. Joel Klatt of FOX Sports tells us who he thinks the Broncos should take at #20. As well as, where Travis Hunter and Shedeur Sanders will end up in the NFL Draft. Follow-up on Blue Origin all women flight.

Erotic inferno - NYC man lights sex toys on fire, causing 3-alarm blaze that ripped through neighborhood. RoboCop in real life - The first true roboCop made its debut in Thailand. Humanoid robots ran a half marathon in China. So what's next? Hackers strike again - Seattle crosswalk was hacked with a deep-fake Jeff Bezos recording: 'Please don't tax the rich'. Human litter box - Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa warned to use human toilets on Celebrity Big Brother after they used a prop litter box. NBA playoffs - Oklahoma City Thunder hammered the Memphis Grizzlies. David Adelman and the Denver Nuggets made in-game adjustments and beat the Clippers. Russel Westbrook understands his role. The NFL Draft is this week. Will the Denver Broncos draft a running back at number 20? The Colorado Rockies made a big move by making Clint Hurdle as their hitting coach.

The Easter Bunny is creepy… A bunny that poops jelly beans and eggs, is nightmare fuel. So is the Tooth Fairy! The Denver Nuggets need ‘Playoff Jamal' to show up against the Clippers. Should David Adelman be the official head coach of the Nuggets if they win a playoff series? Reaction to us talking about the Colorado Buffaloes retiring the numbers 2 & 12 for Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter. People think Blue Origin's flight was faked. A Michigan bookstore moves into a new location one book at a time… and it makes me angry. 3 men and 1 teen are facing multiple charges in Louisiana for riding horses in Walmart.

SGA vs Jokic - who's the real MVP of the NBA? Ashton Jeanty could be a Denver Bronco. Hopefully not a Vegas Raider. I want to get tasered, but in a good way. There's a petition to rename Nashville's airport after Dolly Parton. Creepy old guy swings by to help with alternative names. Man who didn't want to look after girlfriend's pet, sent a bomb threat to the cruise she was on. Now, he's in prison. You can cuddle with a capybara in Florida. I give you a list of failed alleged zoo experiences.

Why the hell is the University of Colorado retiring Shedeur Sanders' number? Travis Hunter is getting his retired, too. But, he actually won something. Gabe Landeskog is back with the Colorado Avalanche. Kris Bryant of the Colorado Rockies is hurt - again. California traffic lights with Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk's fake voices. Millionaires are hosting the world's first sperm race at an iconic venue — complete with leaderboards, commentary and replays. Vegas chapel offering 'Star Wars'-themed weddings for May 4. Easter is ruined! Woman dyes Easter eggs in her toilet in a viral video.

Coach David Adelman of the Nuggets talks about the greatness of Nikola Jokic. The Nuggets take on the Clippers in the first round of the playoffs. Shedeur Sanders pats the ball too much??? Nonsense! Dan Orlovsky of ESPN explains why. I am an over excited Little League Baseball coach, and I must be stopped. I don't think I have what it takes to be a delivery driver. Helicopter crash in South Africa blamed on 'unsecured' penguin. Blue Origin launched Katy Perry into space-ish. China's Unitree to livestream world's first robot boxing match, G1 humanoids to take part. Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train, body robbed twice. Idiot podcaster thinks that airport body scans will make you crave dong. Ken Griffey Jr. Was a photographer at the Masters.

Jokic said the beast has been awoken. The Colorado Rockies are terrible. T.J. Watt may be leaving the Steelers. Colorado bill would require age verification to access adult websites. LeBron James gets his very own Barbie doll. Alaska woman's nearly 3-inch mouth gape breaks world record. NASA is offering $3 million to anyone who proposes technology to solve its problem with recycling feces and other human waste in space.

How you can learn from the Denver Nuggets failures. Is Nikola Jokic on the move after the season? Betonline has the odds on it. Pop-up ads don't work - and I hate them. China court auctions off 100 tons of live crocodiles for half a million dollars—but the winner must pick them up at their own risk. New York woman is stranded in Puerto Rico after the airline denied her emotional support parrot from boarding. - as it should. Bad name for a criminal - Speedy Gonzales was arrested for stealing $20k from Walmart. KFC recently introduced a fried chicken-flavored toothpaste.

The Denver Nuggets fired head coach Michael Malone, and now I'm confused. Will Nikola Jokic lose the MVP to SGA due to voter fatigue? Connery DeHuff has a spat with Macho Man DeHuff. Dire Wolves are back thanks to Colossal Biosciences. Ben Lamm is the founder and CEO of Colossal Biosciences - he talked with Joe Rogan about it. A woman in Silverthorn, Colorado called the police because someone was throwing dog poop on her lawn. But there's a logical reason this is happening. Someone was trapped under a restaurant table, so the police had to step in to help. Kawasaki is making a robotic horse for some reason.

1 in 50 men think they could beat a racehorse in the 100 meter dash. An England church opens its doors to pro wrestling to attract converts. Nevada man says seven seized tigers were emotional 'support animals'. So many bananas in one museum. We play: 'I Don't Like the Sound of That', where I change the headlines. The Denver Nuggets are a one man show - Nikola Jokic - and that needs to change in the playoffs. Alex Ovechkin passes Wayne Gretzky as NHL goals king. The time Barry Sanders insulted me.

UFO experience makes me not believe in aliens. Former male model swears drinking his own urine keeps him healthy. Woman with the world's longest tongue uses it to play Jenga. Companies are offering ‘recharge days' to workers enraged about returning to the office. Legendary actor Val Kilmer passed away. The NFL is allowing more throwback uniform games. Should the Denver Broncos go to the old school ‘D' uniforms, full-time? Where should the Broncos new stadium be located?

I'm on the road in Phoenix, and the poolside drinks attacked me. Jessica Simpson drinks snake semen to help her vocal strength. When it's acceptable to pee in a bottle. Coworker put superglue in woman's drink. Dude filled jugs with gallons of urine. Be careful what you wish for.

Denver, Colorado is a baseball starved city thanks to the Rockies. How long can we expect Deion Sanders to stay at the University of Colorado? Shedeur Sanders' attitude has to change once he's drafted. LeBron James will retire soon, but not as soon as some people want. Between the Avalanche, Nuggets, and Broncos, who will go deeper in the playoffs?

Deion Sanders signed a 5 year extension with the University of Colorado. The CU Buffs are also adding artificial turf to Folsom Field, and I don't like it. Ford executive kept track of employees' metaphor mistakes for the past decade, and they're hilarious. Hooters is trying to rebrand itself to avoid bankruptcy. Can they make Hooters more of a family restaurant?  OnlyFans star Annie Knight is still on a mission to bed 500 virgins this year — even though she's now engaged to be married. University of Maryland says this year's commencement speaker will be Kermit… and just like that, they screwed over the graduating class. Idaho is banning truck scrotums.

I'm terrible in emergencies, and I almost say horrible jokes during them. A New Jersey police chief is accused of defecating by desks, and spiking others' coffee with Viagra. If you've got a hankering for breast milk…. Frida is selling breast milk flavored ice cream. Flight passenger says traveler sent $150 over Venmo in swap for aisle seat. Nikola Jokic got his 30th triple double of the season. How can anyone think he's not MVP worthy? MLB opening day is today - The Colorado Rockies still suck. Listeners ask my thoughts on Donald Trump not liking his portrait at the Colorado state capitol. FYI - don't text random people important information - you know, like war plans.

I called out Pat McAfee for him and his staff's comments on the Colorado State/Maryland travel-gate game. An Australian couple was banging in the shallows in the Gold Coast in front of onlookers. Then, the man did something straight out of Vegas. Downtown Denver could be getting a gondola system to help clean up the area. What states are the friendliest and the not so friendly? Chili's is opening a ‘Office' (tv show) themed version of their restaurant in Scranton. Russell Wilson signs with the Giants… They also signed Jaimies Winston. Who should start? Shedeur Sanders is off the Giants' board… hopefully. So Titans, Jets, Steelers, or Raiders will draft him.

A recap of my day of modeling. A busty March Madness fan gets a $200k offer from porn site to reveal herself. United Airlines flight to China was diverted to San Francisco after its pilot forgot his passport. Diamond Tiffany earrings swallowed by a suspected thief are recovered by Florida police. North Carolina man put on a bear costume to scare off persistent real-life black bear. DNA testing site - 23 and Me files for bankruptcy. My DNA may get cloned into a subpar soldier for a secret mediocre army. Aaron Rodgers is still unsigned andI hope the Steelers and Giants move on, and leave Rodgers unsigned. Travis Hunter and Shedeur Sanders, and the Colorado Buffaloes will host Pro Day on April 4, which will be broadcasted live on NFL Network. Weird things that freak you out: Owls and water make the cut.

I'm going to a photoshoot. A woman in her 30s was run over by a vehicle following an argument with a driver about saving an open parking spot in Winnipeg. FAA: Ice chunk that crashed through Florida roof was not from plane. Conor McGregor announced he is running for the President of Ireland. Woman who refused to give up plane seat for crying child - LOST HER JOB BECAUSE OF IT. Colorado State Rams got hosed in the NCAA Tournament by a non travel call. Houston head coach, Kelvin Sampson, got upset with how people say Gonzaga. Check out www.RoofGoatUSA.com for your Roofing and fence needs. Need help with taxes or bookkeeping? Contact the Kirkwall Group - www.kirkwallgroup.net

No overtime for the stranded NASA astronauts. 4NE-1 humanoid robot is about to be released, and it should frighten the world. Why young adults need to be focused on the trades, not a degree. Moviegoers want more comedies, thrillers, and action. Live alligator left behind in Michigan motel room. Warren Sapp is so happy to be a coach for the Colorado Buffs. Byron Leftwich, Marshall Faulk, Warren Sapp, and Deion Sanders - the Colorado Buffaloes have a stacked coaching staff. But will it translate into wins? Von Miller is rumored to be going to the Dallas Cowboys.    I'll fight a zoo animal if I have to.

Would you sever your mind to separate your home life from your work life? The show ‘Severance' on Apple TV is making you think about mentally separating your stressful tasks. Ben Stiller did not join today's show. A video of drunk teenagers urinating into broth at a restaurant in China went viral — forcing the eatery to compensate 4,000 guests. The Trump administration makes public thousands of files related to the JFK assassination. Starbucks hit with a $50M verdict after scalding tea burns man's genitals. I give you an update on Tracy Morgan after he threw up on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a New York Knicks game. What happens to your body after a long-time in space?   Vikings are opting out of the Aaron Rodgers drama, and are sticking with JJ McCarthy. The Lions have proposed a rule change to remove the automatic first down for defensive holding and illegal contact penalties. The Eagles: Change the overtime rules of the regular season to post-season. Both teams get possession. The Packers: Ban the Tush Push.

The classic lettuce on a burger debate. Bulgarian football club Arda Kardzhali apologized after holding a minute of silence for a former player who is still alive!!! A woman in Texas was stranded for 30 hours in desert after e-bike stops working on a remote trail. Fisherman found alive after drifting over 90 days at sea says he survived eating birds, turtles and cockroaches. Happy Gilmore 2 released its first trailer. The Adam Sandler film will be a Netflix exclusive. Having sex on moon rocks wouldn't be fun. Colorado Buffaloes head football coach Deion Sanders (Coach Prime) wants to change up college football's spring game, and Syracuse is all in on the idea.

I tickled a black widow spider in my front yard Stranded astronauts welcome SpaceX Crew-10 at ISS. But the smell, though. Donald Trump got hit in the face by a boom mic. I almost hit Peyton Manning with a microphone once. A French lawmaker calls for the U.S. to return the Statue of Liberty, saying America no longer represents its founding values. I say - NO TAKE BACKS! Arrested for twerking in an intersection. Chewing wood is good for your memory. Virginia Zoo responded to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those'... oh really? Congratulations to Colorado State men's basketball on making the NCAA tournament.

I'm an assistant little league coach, and I'm scared to screw up in front of the kids. U.S. influencer may get kicked out of Australia for taking a joey wombat from its mom. 'Freaked out' influencer discovers website is selling life-size cardboard cutouts of her. - I wonder what people would do with a cardboard cutout of me? What would you do if you were at a Chickenpox party and nobody told you that huge detail? Aaron Rodgers is now a free agent - but what NFL team in their right mind would want the 41 year old washed up QB? The Denver Nuggets can't think championship until they figure out how to beat the Minnesota Timberwolves. Those astronauts are still up on the ISS after 9 months. If that was you up there - what would be some of the things you'd do right away once you got back to Earth?

Man found with a live turtle concealed in his pants by TSA at a New Jersey airport. UK Marathon water mistake. Air India asks passengers to stop flushing clothes down plane toilets. Popeye The Slayer Man… is a new horror movie  Set to be released on March 21st. My ‘bathroom divorce' saved my marriage — my husband is disgusting, but I now have ‘toilet nirvana'. Altitude apologizes for Avalanche fans missing Nathan MacKinnon milestone. MLB came out with new hates. Too bad they say inappropriate things on them.

Australian pizza shop has added oranges to their pies. So what's your choice - Pineapple or Oranges? 4 year old Wisconsin kid called 911 on his mom because she ate his ice cream - then the police did something horrible. An Orlando woman attacked a man with a Pringles can. A comedy club in London is banning people with botox because they have frozen faces. The NFL offseason is buzzing with movement of big name players. - Sam Darnold, DK Metcalf, Aaron Rodgers, Justin Fields, Myles Garrett, Von Miller, Geno Smith, Javonte Williams, Dre Greenlaw, and Talanoa Hufanga. The Broncos also re-signed backup QB Jarrett Stidham. I explain why this is huge news for Denver.

Animals escape zoos way too much! A giraffe in Arizona its zoo enclosure to snack on another tree.  The big thing illegally crossing into the U.S. border from Mexico and Canada? - bird and poultry-related products, including eggs. Adam 'Pacman' Jones says he never used his own urine for NFL drug tests. I explain the time I was the guy that'd help employees pass drug tests. App makes you literally touch grass before using social media. An Alaska Airlines flight attendant was fired for twerking on a plane. From Peyton Manning signing with the Denver Broncos, to Mike Evans getting a Tim Tebow tattoo. I share some iconic moments from 104.3 The Fan's 30 year history.