DeHuff Uncensored

A man was pulled over and arrested by the police for driving a child-sized pink toy Barbie jeep along one of the main roads in Canada.  Actor Raymond Cruz was arrested for spraying woman/kid with a hose. Avi Lobe - Harvard astrophysicist gave an update on Atlas 3I. Donald Trump is asking people to donate $15 so he can get into heaven. Has the public gone too far with criticizing Philles Karen?

Phillies Karen demands the home run ball from kid. The CU Buffs and Deion Sanders have QB drama thanks to Ryan Staub. Denver Broncos defense shined against Cam Ward and the Tennessee Titans. Bo Nix and the Broncos stumbled, but regained their footing. Cowboy DeHuff handed out his All Balls award for week 1. A New Zealand woman walked on Legos for a world record. A lady called her boss a dick head, and was awarded $40k by the UK courts. Star Wars nerd bought a light saber for $3.6m. Send in your "Fact or Fiction" headlines to dehuffpodcast@gmail.com

A Japanese town wants to limit daily smartphone use to two hours. Connery DeHuff gives advice on how to deal with that. People in Georgia played kickball for 52 consecutive hours. Aussie DeHuff wasn't too impressed by this. James Gunn announced the 'Man of Tomorrow' Superman Sequel will be released July 9th 2027. Nerds are excited. Back in late July, a man was arrested while dressed as a Chuck E Cheese in Tallahassee, Florida. Cowboy DeHuff and Harry Caray DeHuff handle the sports section: Rockies break the 100 game loss mark for the third straight season. Cowboy gives you the All Balls Keys to Victory for the Broncos Titans game.

Brand new $1M luxury yacht tips over and sinks in Turkey, 15 minutes after launching. A woman in Japan lost millions of Yen - $6k U.S. - after being conned by a man claiming to be an astronaut. Google's autonomous ride service Waymo is coming to Denver. Kawhi Leonard and L.A. Clippers owner Steve Ballmer just got outed by Pablo Torre for fraudulent behavior to beat the NBA salary cap.

I'm the unofficial podcast of Porta-potty. NASA is looking for volunteers for its Artemis II program. You could do a flyby of our moon. Katie Holmes ate $100, caviar-topped chicken nuggets at US Open. And the “chef” that made that, is a jerk. The Smashing Machine is said to be Oscar worthy, and Dwayne Johnson's greatest work. Week one of the NFL season is finally here!!!

Banana hammocks, G-Strings, and influencers are things I don't want to see at a waterpark. FYI - don't jack it at a Korn concert, it'll end badly. Reaction to Jerry Jones insulting Micah Parsons on the way out the door. Real life superhero in Florida? Or just a creepy dude stopping another dude who was breaking the law…. And the worst 6 hour flight happened last week in Australia…. Will human civilization be relevant in 500 years?

Deion Sanders is shocked by the Colorado student section smoking weed during the game. Thanks to Romi Bean of CBS 4 for the audio/video. Guys - What not to do on the first date. Will our planet be invaded by ETs in October? Accidentally eating “special” brownies. Little League umpires can damage kids. AUGUST RECAP: We learned not to eat blue pork or radioactive shrimp. If you go to a WNBA game, maybe don't bring a green dildo to toss on the court. If you have a small pet, you can opt to send it to Denmark so their predators can eat it. When changing a company logo… put some effort into it. Adults shouldn't go down tube slides. Sad Trombone makes everything ok. The Cleveland Browns are a terrible franchise. If you refuse to get off a farmer's land, they might spray you with shit. A good chunk of people hope an alien probe does make it to Earth… maybe that will shake us all into pulling our heads out of our butts.

More radioactive shrimp at Walmart. Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are engaged, but I rain on the parade. Cracker Barrel submitted to the haters, and changed their logo back to the old one. Orgy Dome destroyed Burning Man - and we try to come up with a good sponsor for the Orgy Dome. Guinness World Records announced some unclaimed records. Rockies can't even lose right.

Pumpkin Spiced Latte (PSL) is back at Starbucks. Will you partake? The California Butt sniffer has been caught, again. WNBA dildo tosser, apprehended in Ohio. Boomer Esiason exposes cheap-ass Cincinnati Bengals. Shedeur Sanders advanced in depth chart for the Cleveland Browns.

Bad news for Shedeur Sanders! He's still on the Cleveland Browns roster as their number 4 quarterback. Shilo Sanders waived by the Buccaneers, and the day prior, he got ejected for throwing a punch on a Bills player. The Air Guitar World Championships concluded. Finland is the best on the planet at pretending to play an instrument. Chipotle is delivering via drones in Texas. This could end badly, but I kind of like it. Tomatina is a giant food fight that has over 120 tons of tomatoes being thrown by about 22k people.

McDonald's is lowering the cost on some of its menu options due to items getting out of hand. “McDonald's and its US franchisees agreed to price 8 popular combo meals at 15% less than the total cost of buying the items separately, with the chain offering financial support to franchisees if they agree to lower prices.” Cracker Barrel has upset a large number of people. Why? Because they changed their logo. Yeah, I feel like I'm missing something. NFL preseason wraps up. What happens to the Browns QB room and Shedeur Sanders? Will the Denver Broncos have a beefed up run game?

Radioactive shrimp sold by Walmart is forcing customers to toss them in the trash. But is that the best thing to do? Scientists at King's College London discovered keratin, a protein found in hair, skin and wool that is often used in reparative shampoos, can also help with teeth. Downer DeHuff reacts to volcano erupting during a proposal. Robert Griffin III thinks the Indianapolis Colts are tanking for Arch Manning. A kid, maybe 13 years old, jumped on the field at a Padres game, and some people are upset that security tackled and dog-piled on him. And I made a listener/viewer “release” as they consumed the show.

PETA is going after Nintendo for their cow in the Switch Mario Kart game. British man rides 55 different roller coasters in one week - Broke the Guinness World Record. Don't eat blue wild pig meat - California says. Elon Musk thinks people want a robot to mow their lawn and watch their kids. After the city of Denver laid off almost 200 employees due to budget cuts, 10 of 13 city council members are planning to go to a $26k work retreat. Adam Silver is evil - NBA on NBC is set to roll out “Coast 2 Coast Tuesday,” where the second leg of a Tuesday night NBA doubleheader will begin at 11:00 PM ET instead of 10:30 PM ET. No matter what, the Colorado Rockies are still terrible until the Monforts sell.

F-16 Ride-Along passenger accidentally ejects while on the ground. Emergency responders in Connecticut rescued a 40-year-old man who was wedged inside the middle portion of a tube slide. Scientists in China plan to have robots giving birth to human babies by 2026. Robot Olympics took place this weekend in Beijing. Broncos continue exploring Lone Tree for new stadium location. Ryan Harris, former Denver Bronco - current color commentator for 9news, took the fall for misinformation being put on the screen during the Broncos / Cardinals preseason game. Dillon Gabriel threw shade at Shedeur, then tried to backtrack. A'ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces with a fart analogy.

Colorado rabbits with horn & tentacle like growths cause alarm - but should it? Shedeur Sanders is banged up and is day-to-day to play against the Eagles. Broncos have another joint practice. What to expect against the Cardinals. Man's giant dong caused him to break his arm. Weird trend - guys who refuse to wipe their backend.

Fighting or banging aliens - what do you prefer? Swifties are going nutty over Taylor Swift's appearance on Travis Kelce's podcast, New Heights. Terrible coworkers. I'm thinking about being an influencer that works out with my pant's stuffed. Jerry Jones said the Dallas Cowboys are like a soap opera. Bo Nix talked with Kay Adams, and he's focused on perfection - maybe too much. Cowboy DeHuff and Connery DeHuff answer questions.

Taylor Swift allegedly joined my show to break some news. Tay-Tay will be on her boyfriend Travis Kelce's podcast “New Heights”… guessing to promote her new album - Life of a showgirl. Or, maybe they're getting married. Whatever the reason, Swifties are going to tune in. AOL is shutting down its dial-up internet service as of September 30th. Savannah Bananas came to Coors Field over the weekend and the result should be embarrassing for the Colorado Rockies. Paramount is purchasing the rights to UFC in a $7.7 billion deal over seven years beginning in 2026.

Shedeur Sanders shut down a lot of his haters in his first preseason game. But can he do it again for the Browns? A quick recap of the Denver Broncos San Francisco 49ers game. Some GenZers are using pacifiers to soothe themselves in the workplace. Starbucks in Korea is cracking down on customers who set up desktop computers, printers, partitions or multi-tap power strips inside stores. Harvard scientist says a Manhattan-sized interstellar object could be an alien probe here to 'destroy us'. Breast milk ice cream is here to stay. Four men are rowing across the Atlantic Ocean. About 3,500 miles. Their purpose is to raise money for Head Up, a charity based in the United Kingdom that promotes mental health awareness for their military. - Thanks to BarStool Sports for bringing this story to light. Also, don't walk your dog in a stroller.

Karen! A woman filed an HR complaint against her co-worker for not being invited to their wedding. McDonalds still claims Grimace is a taste bud. I still call B.S. Golf hole pooper in Norway is still on the loose. Which leads me to explain why Travis Kelce sucked in Happy Gilmore 2. Another green dildo made its way to the WNBA court, this time hitting Sophie Cunningham. I found out who is behind it. Broncos QB, Bo Nix is shedding some light on how he prepares for the season. Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel is a weird dude. ep. 808

Furious farmers in France have gone viral after they sprayed a mixture of feces and water on about 400 squatters. USDA is using Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver movie scenes to frighten wolves. Influencer Mariana Barutkina breaks spine while attempting the Nicki Minaj Stiletto challenge. Email-bag has listeners giving me a wrestler name. Due to injuries, Shedeur Sanders, who's sitting 4th on the depth chart for the Cleveland Browns, will get the start on Friday night against the Panthers.

"WWE: Unreal" is converting my family into wrestling fans. But, I'm having a hard time getting on the bandwagon. I do the worst Pat McAfee impression. Denmark zoo asks the public to donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive predators. A passenger was escorted off a Ryanair flight after he was caught allegedly vaping in the bathroom, resulting in a two-hour delay. Officials in Northern Yorkshire say a rat 'over 22 inches long from nose to tail' was discovered inside a home by pest control workers. An Ohio couple says that they have welcomed a baby boy who was born from an embryo that was frozen over 30 years ago. Members of the Seattle Kraken hockey team were fly fishing in Alaska when their mascot, Buoy the sea troll, was charged by a grizzly bear.

You analyze my bizarre dreams. Smokey the Bear arrested a guy in Florida for stealing signs of - Smokey the Bear. Michael Jackson's dirty stage sock sells for nearly $9K at French auction. Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania. Harry Caray seems concerned. Man was arrested for throwing a green dildo on the court of a WNBA game. Bills Mafia said, “What's the big deal?”

Zombie clowns and geocaching. Radioactive wasps found at South Carolina nuclear facility. Woman's body odor can be relaxing to men. Bad coworker stories. ESPN fired Shannon Sharpe after he settled his sexual assault and battery lawsuit. Marvin Mims of the Denver Broncos spoke with the media and said exactly what you want to hear from a player.

You can buy Coors Light deodorant that you keep in the fridge. Man awarded $12,500 after Google Street View camera captured him naked in his yard in Argentina. Shedeur Sanders is in NFL Hell with the Cleveland Browns. Especially when you hear from Jimmy Haslam. - FREE SHEDEUR!!! Travis Hunter allegedly nicknamed himself… the Unicorn.

A toddler bites a 3 foot cobra to death in India. Star Wars: A New Hope' Stormtrooper helmet sold for $256k at auction. I bet I know why they bought it... Top chef fired for making an influencer cry. Society is falling. Malik Nabers of the New York Giants is not smart. Nick Wright is full of Broncos hate. - Who should I hate? Cortland Sutton got a big extension by Denver.

Plane catches fire at Denver International Airport, some passengers slide out with luggage, and one slid out with luggage and his kid - then fell. You can buy Chili's booth leather boots. Vermont engineer revives pay phones for free calls in areas with poor cell service. A Florida woman was caught trying to carry turtles through airport security in her bra. Marvel's $80 popcorn bucket sets a world record in Los Angeles. What would Americans do for $1m? I give an honest review of Fantastic Four: First Steps. Nikola Jokic's horse won a race, and he was overwhelmed with emotion. You can't make a dog stop peeing in your yard. ep. 802

South Park took aim at Trump and Paramount. Don't do this on a plane. Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourn died. Don't go cheap on butt implants. Happy Gilmore 2 comes out on Netflix. Fantastic Four's last chance at cinematic success. The Cleveland Browns revealed their new uniforms. Time for the Browns to change their name. Everyone is talking about the Washington Commanders to change back to the Redskins, but the Browns name sucks.

How did I end up in the emergency room last night? Humanoid robots in China can keep going and going. South Park (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert is getting canned for losing $40 million. Pat Surtain of the Denver Broncos is very optimistic about Bo Nix and the upcoming season.

Don't drive you lawn mower on the road, Florida! Restaurant slammed for offering lion cub snuggles with $150 four-course meal. Belgian man got catfished after traveling about 500 miles to try and meet a French model. Worst art piece on the planet, the “Comedian” was bought for $6.2 million in New York last year. Banana duct taped to a wall. Well, it was on display in France, and a random person ate it. The WNBA lost $40 million last year, and the players were wearing shirts that said “Pay us what you owe us” at the All-Star game. Do they really deserve to get paid more? Nikola Jokic is having a blast in China.

Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert exposed a CEO and his head of HR. Fresno police and fire responded to a body in a canal - turned out to be a sex doll. West Michigan woman finds dead mouse in Monster Energy drink… she drank the entire thing, then allegedly found it. Swingathon sex festival in England, dominates a small town for three days. Former NFLPA leader Lloyd Howell Jr. resigned due to strip club findings. Some people like Dan Lebatard are still upset with Shane Gillis' comedy at the ESPYs. Brazilian Steakhouse of horrors.

Fear mongering with your laundry. The largest piece of Mars ever found on Earth was sold for just over $5 million at an auction. And a Ceratosaurus nasicornis skeleton sold for way more!! South Korea has a place where you can be locked up in a fake prison, so you can clear your mind. Shane Gillis hosted the ESPYs, and SGA, Shedeur Sanders, Bill Belichick, and Tush Push weren't off-limits. Von Miller is signing with the Washington Commanders, not the Denver Broncos. The Colorado Rockies are not yet mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.

A French prisoner escaped prison via a duffel bag. Customs officials on Monday released photos from a seizure of roughly 1,500 young tarantulas found inside plastic containers that had been hidden in chocolate spongecake boxes shipped to an airport in western Germany. Buccaneers will celebrate their 50th season with original 1976 uniforms in the home opener. Haters in Pittsburgh are burning Aaron Rodgers jerseys. Colorado lawyer Mike Sawaya apparently wears combat boots. Scrotox is a thing, and it's disturbing. Humans most likely will go extinct from: - Nuclear war. - DNA manipulation - messing with crops that results in starvation -And/or creation or resurrection of species that will dominate us. - Aliens.

I let a “one-upper guy” beat me in a conversation. Even though I have stories involving John Elway, Ron Pearlman, Terrell Davis, Mark Schlereth, and others. Someone brought a weed cake to a potluck in New Zealand. Single ladies are stealing men's lunches to try and get their attention. Passengers going from Cancun, Mexico to London, UK were left stranded for over 17 hours due to a couple smoking on board. Detroit woman booted from Zoom court hearing after making PB&J during call. Teddy Bridgewater just got suspended as the Head Coach of Miami Northwestern High School because he covered Uber rides, meals and recovery services for his players out of his own pockets last season. Dick Monfort is the most hated owner in all of U.S. sports.

I had an encounter with a "Karen" as I was dealing with a bad case of the poop sweats. Chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts, all in the name of fashion. University of Florida is trying combat the state's python problem with motorized rabbits. You're more likely to die from a vending machine than a shark. Denver Broncos WR Marvin Mims was on Sirius XM - NFL Radio to talk about the team having belief, and it's hunger. Robert Griffin III thinks Bo Nix was the most underrated QB in the NFL last season.

Meat sweats are a good thing. While wearing fish flops, a man and a group of idiots walked into a McDonalds in Carbon County, Pennsylvania, and stole a Ronald McDonald statue. You can buy a phone case that feels, looks, and burns just like human skin. Perfect for you murder podcast lovers. 44% of Americans won't show their feet in public. Deion Sanders of the Colorado Buffaloes, addressed the media, and talked about their desire to win. Plus, who will be their starting QB? Leftovers from the Dick Monfort/Colorado Rockies conversation. What's it going to take to get them to sell?

My interaction with Superman. I share the story of the first time I saw a sex worker in its natural habitat. The majority of beaches in the United States have a large amount of fecal bacteria in the water. TSA to end shoes-off policy for airport security screening. Disney is rumored to be looking to recast Indiana Jones. Alleged candidates - Chris Pratt, Glen Powell, or Ryan Gosling. Is the movie industry stuck in a “reboot” rut? If/when the NBA announces the next expansion team - it should be where? Seattle, Vegas, Mexico City, Kansas City, Vancouver, Louisville, Pittsburgh, or Montreal? Woody Paige brings up some solid points of lack of action when it comes to Dick Monfort and the Colorado Rockies. Former NHL enforcer, Nick Tarnasky beat the snot out of an idiot golfer.

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia. Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats. A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him'. Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band, and they're crushing it on Spotify. The worst boyfriend on the planet didn't stop competing in a workout competition when his girlfriend passed out and needed medical attention. How would you handle a coworker stealing your lunch? Epstein, Musk, and Trump - oh my!

I saw Jurassic World: Rebirth with Scarlett Johansson, and it was great. We find the silver linings in all of today's headline news stories. A man's BMW rolled off the ramp and smashed his junk. Chuck E. Cheese is creating arcades for adults and "lifelong fans" alike with the launch of Chuck's Arcade. Youth baseball coaches from Illinois got fired after getting naked and running the bases at a tournament in New York. Teacher - Alice Ashton from the UK was swigging from a water bottle full of orange liquid which smelled of alcohol and blaring music from her laptop during the health class. Joey Chestnut dominated Nathan's hotdog eating contest, again. I go through some of his food eating records.

The CIA has had numerous projects throughout the years. One of the scariest ones was called “MK-Ultra”, and it involved experimenting on unsuspecting people with LSD, cocaine, electroshock, and many other forms. Point Pleasant, West Virginia was the birthplace of the mythical creature - Mothman. I share some stories that may make you think it's more than stories - they may be fact. An amazing story of survival - Juliane Koepcke was the lone survivor of LANSA Flight 508 that crashed in the Amazon rain forest in December of 1971. Her story is jaw-dropping, especially when you realize she was only 17 at the time that it happened.

False advertising at a Colorado resort that will make you want to book a room. Do you recline your seats on an airplane? Coca-Cola and Star Wars teamed up with Refresh Your Galaxy" with Star Wars-themed collectible cans and bottles worldwide. Anyone else thinking the dad who jumped in the water to save his daughter after she fell from a Disney cruise... that he's probably to blame? The French want to have a full robotic army by 2040. Deshaun Watson has been mentoring Shedeur Sanders.

A man in China got drunk and swallowed a spoon. But, he never realized it until 6 months later. This leads me to the story of how I knew my wife was “the one”. Humanoid robots in China play a soccer match. James Gunn talks about hypno glasses that keep Clark Kent's Superman identity secret. J. Houshmandzadeh said he believes the Browns QB race has narrowed down to Dillon Gabriel and Kenny Pickett - not Shedeur Sanders. Could that be a blessing in disguise for Shedeur? L.A. Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani threw the fastest pitch of his MLB career - 101.7 mph.

Australian man charged with cattle theft after $100,000 load of bull semen found. A couple in China was married in the worst way possible - at a dog shelter. Airline crew members are having sex in the cockpit, flight attendant confesses Ben Roethlisberger would take prime Aaron Rodgers over Patrick Mahomes now.