Comedy sketches, Pop Culture Commentary and News Commentary
Does Jeremy live in a crack house? Hyrum's favorite time of year - end of semester! Hyrum's interpretation of the Christmas Story, Reindeer Rim Job, Hyrum's mafia stories, One of Hyrum's porn stories, How to make your porn name, Jeremy won $100 betting on a UFC fight, Bad movies review, Jeremy challenges Hyrum to watch "Uncut Diamonds" because he hated it, Christmas Plans, Hyrum's Christmas 2020, Hyrum's relationship updated, Update on Hyrum getting a house, Hyrum taught two of his girlfriend's sons, Hyrum's Provose (Vice-President) (F) is under investigation for molesting... a gay guy, Kimball's local collage (Dixie State University) is changing its name to Utah Technical University, Every year at Christ Time there's a stupid debate, Steven Segal Movies, Christ Farley wasn't matrially trained, What's Hyrum's perception of Alec Baldwin and "Rust", Travis Scott and Astro World, New eco-friendly plastic made of Salmon sperm, Jeremy has a gambling problem, Brothers Crumb update (one died of Covid), Jeremy looks like Jeremy Dahmer, Hyrum wants to teach using porn, Jeremy meeting his first real racist, It's hard to get away with murder these days, Notable deaths, How close was Hyrum to Cartel situations while in Mexico? There is one town in Mexico run by the drug lord, Hyrums should put lessong on PornHub, "Sexy Beasts" on Netflix, Ending it out with freestyle, Bombing on stage
Hyrum wants a sung intro, St. George Ut may be a good spot to attempt murder, Jeremy didn't mean to bring Covid home to his grandparents, Hyrum has a new - stable - girlfriend, Hyrum is starting to work on a loan to get a new house, Hyrum's aggressive Haiku, Tiger King updates, Hurym wants to rework "A Christmas Carol" - where is the most shameful place you have masturbated?, if you're racist - you're probably homophobic, another two Agressive Haikus, Bruce Campbell's "Bruce Fest", Kimball's youngest child is getting into sports (and Kimball got roped into being coach), members of the theater stage and film workers are going to strike, Super Mario Bros the movie and The Bodyguard are slated to be remade, OnlyFans temporarily banned porn, movie reboot review, Squid Game review, another six Aggressive Haikus, there's going to be a live action "Rick And Morty", another Aggressive Haiku, Abba did a comback tour, Hyrum doesn't dare psycho-analyze any of the family members, bands and singers Hyrum can't listen to because of Spencer and Kimball's music choices in Hyrum's youth, Hyrum's abortion conspiracy theory, Norm McDonald memorial, ending with Aggressive Haikus
Opening with Sponge Bob Jelly Fish Dance Party, Hyrum's big news (NOT gay) - Jeremy has AIDS (corona), DS m issing, discovered Jean-Claud Van Johnson (Damme), "you guys is not considered offensive, Hyrum thinks "y'all" is worse, girls who say "y'all" fisting is second base, Kimball has pause issues (fisting is Hyrum's Segway word), items for sale from Hitlers train (including his "cream jar"), Hyrum listens to anti-Semitic artists (The Beatles), New York state is very much different from New York City, does Hyrum and Kimball's mother have Dementia?, Jeremy believes everything he reads on the internet, Hyrum's horror stories of chewing tobacco, construction site music, memories of "Pirate Island Pizza", most resaurants are spins on the the theme of Applebee's, Hyrum is damaged, there is something wrong with male Gynecologists, Amazon tracks their employees, deep issues with Subway (Hyrum was trying to be classy) which led into talking about chicken at McDonalds and Wendy's (BK was left out), Jeremy talked about his work with at risk kids, Hyrum expressed his feelings about 18/19 year olds, Swamp Cougars, Hyrum told a shoe shitting story, Bungled Baja, visitng the filming of "Midnight Meat Train", Georgia Ikea's Juneteenth lunch menu, out-tro of Flamingo
Screwed up techno intro, Taylor is running the video switcher, this is NOT Kimball's podcast, Jeremy is under quarantine (roommate tested positive to Covid-19), Hyrum believes "anything is a dildo if you try hard enough", what it's like to date a trust fund baby, Taylor is now DS (Drunk Sperm), blow and hookers, having a closed casket funeral takes away jobs, Jeremy wants to be on "America's Got Talent", need to crossover "Slacks" and "Kill Dozer", talked about "Dead Snow", DS clicks very loudly, what are the voices saying?, who started "Gay Chicken"?, what Hyrum learned from TikTok, more on Steven Segal films, discussion of Shia Lebuff, Hyrum's soul is a black hole, more Bungled Baja, talked about John Candy, Florida the gift that keeps on giving - more on the youth pastor, Dead Pool on who dies next in our family, Hyrum and Kimball need to make a movie that fails with other people's money "Songs of the South 2, Uncle Remus's Reckoning", who's going to rape Kimball in the mental institution?, Hyrum should be a serial killer but chooses not to be, Jeremy saw Grandma and Grandpa having sex, time for toilet babies, closed out with Yanni
Intro going funk this week, weird global listeners, Kimball has "troll hair", doing a deep dive into Kimball's autism, is Asperger's a Scottish cuisine?, Jeremy found out his roomate tested positive for Covid-19, Jeremy came up with a funny, sunbed news, Hyrum's microwave transformer story, more Tiger King news (who should play Carole Baskin in the movie - email to spencersrottingcorpse@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com), Bungled Baja is back!, Anthony Wiener and a possible NFT, Hyrum enjoys creeping out and disappointing his mother, Hyrum describes "Hot and Broken", "Wrestling Fans" can also be called "Ping Pong Players" - carefully, Forest Gump was a serial killer, and Peter Pan is about abortion, an Anal Ease story, Costa Rica wood dildo, the "Gauntlet" videos, Florida - The Gift That Keeps On Giving, Arizona refurbishes its gas chamber
Kimball opens with heavy metal "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", should we destroy the patriarchy?, porn class (piss king foot fetish mother f-er), a submarine story, would movies like "Hostel" work in the U.S.?, vaccine clinic at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas, Putin discussion, New York schools opening, Jeremy's friend is a Sea Monkey, Lucielle Ball was a tramp, AMC discussion, should Hyrum date a guy?, it's hard for Hyrum to drink himself blacked out, is the term "Bothans" slang for something?, sugar baby stories, Kimball must have autism, Hyrum wants to skin Kimball alive, IceJJFish update, Hyrum is a hip-hop fan, Jeremy went to Snoop Dog's "Mount Kushmore" tour, conspiracy theory: all birds have been replaced with drones, Ted Cruz conspiracy theories, Hollywood conspiracy movies that turned out to be true, Hyrum and Jeremy will only see "Kong Vs God Zilla" drunk, finish up with metal "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round And Round", followed up with a discussion of death rattles
no intro - lots of technical issues, we are all in person, got an email at podpeople@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com, and created new email addresses (spencerscorpse@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com, spencersdead@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com and spencersrottingcorpse@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com), new segment - Kimball's Happy Time, Hyrum's new "porn", more Tiger King updates, Hyrum's new game - Crinkle Socks, a little Limp Bizkit, kittens at the zoo, Jeremy's new game - being "Faced", TikTok Street Smarts, more grandpa stories, Hyrum will be going back to New York after the summer, an odd discussion of the Smith's, Hyrum's Woke, prostitute Nazi gold, Jeremy made a Haiku, drunk gamblers in Las Vegas, Grandpa will be working a movie in Nauvoo for most of June, the unmade sequel to "Footloose", discussing Josh Dugger, Jeremy is the human version of Droopy Dog, Hyrum thinks Kimball needs counseling, is today the day?, talked about Bill Gates, the doctor who delivered Jeremy was most likely murdered, Hyrum died at his birth, Hyrum watches "Deadly Women", Crinkle Domino's
Episode 75 - Kimball has the intro. Update - Hyrum moved away. Jeremy's hair really bugs Hyrum. Jeremy used to have skinhead hair. Hyrum has gotten tired of Ricky Gervais (misses Karl Pilkington - Kimball is our Karl Pilkington). Hyrum abuses another student. Hyrum watches '1000 Pound Sisters'. Kimball reviews the countries listening to our podcast. Why is someone from Iran listening)? Spencer is beating us all on weight loss. Jeremy brings in the Austrian crowd. Hyrum resonates with the Mongolians. Hyrum wants to get our podcast into North Korea. Hyrum reviewing his trip to Disneyland on Gay Days. Jeremy's gay clients instantly assume he's gay. Gender reveal parties are only fun when someone dies. Can't get Corna from queefs. Hyrum was hoping for more bestiality stories. One of the Crumb brothers does an exorcism (with a Crumb Shuffle). More aggressive Haiku's. Disney has started "Star Wars: Rogue Squadron". Hyrum wants to know how Darth Vader craps and masturbates. What kind of craps did Jabba give? What kind of space porn did they have? All dictators are super gross, and make the woman have sex with them. Can Jedi's turn a light saber into a flesh light? Hyrum wants to see Ewoks eat human flesh. He's been watching a lot of horror films lately. What would the Thailand version of Coruscant look like? Hyrum wrote a byline about Mussolini and Hitler being gay lovers. Hollywood (and huge conglomerates) are killing creativity in movies and TV. SNL was funniest when they were in the most danger of killing the show. We really shouldn't do podcasts this late at night (for Hyrum).
Episode 74 - The Return: The Kite Festival, Hyrum's incredibly aggressive haiku, Jeremy's new haircut, Kimball has roller coaster PTSD, Florida: the gift that keeps on giving, Jeremy's starting to do open mics again, Hyrum verbally abuses his students, Jeremy has a gun, Hyrum is going into counselling, Hyrum streams on twitch, Kimball is starting to stream on YouTube, Taylor's car, The Brothers Crum, Hyrum's student's screwed up home life, one of his students parents is a taxidermist, Swamp Boogers, Go back far enough and we're all related to rapists, a discussion of the Tiger King (and Trump's other pardons), and Hyrum ran into Tom Cruise when Hyrum was 5
Kimball opens with cheese accordion music. Hyrum on hiatus for the summer. Hope he's back in mid August. Kimball Googles Happy Valley Speak Easy. You the audience is really impressing us with download numbers. Commodore is making a comeback with their phone. New Bender. Apple is sliding down. Kimball fails with the swearing minion toy. Female Maryland politician exposed herself in a rage. Kimball's Facebook test, which Startrek the Next Generation are you, Screen Writer Douglas Cooke died. Isis developing suicide Chickens. Guy code - bathroom etiquette.
We start with Sinatra - Fly me to the Moon. Dinner with the dikes. Bruce Campbell is staring in Evil Dead series on STARZ. Florida Files - Florida the gift that keeps on giving - Mom arrested for breast feeding while driving drunk, Selfie sticks suck, Utah couple are winners too, Subway's Jared Fogal not arrested - yet, James Bond - the Musical, What arouses women the most - chimp porn (what?), "White" tatooed pic has "Trash" on the other arm, Hyrum called it with, "where there's smoke there's fire," with Cosby, US spends $3.8M on why lesbians are obese, What drunk people buy on Amazon, 45 signs you're a douche bag. Location Sets still in operation - #1 Popeye - #2 Star Wars, Foul Mouthed Minion Toys, Mama June in "Bay Watch" pose, Facebook test "Did you die in Civil War or the American Revolution", News bender, top 10 evil women of all time.
We start with how do you like your eggs - Kimball's choice, NASCAR in Las Vegas Sucks. Pluto probe is almost there... and Pluto is not a planet. McDonald's new menu, Darwin Award Candidate who was a Disney Character dies after launching a firework air mortar. Dustin Hoffman talks about Hollywood. All of Hollywood needs to learn how do direct by Clint Eastwood. World's oldest person - 116 says longevity is due to a daily breakfast Bacon and Eggs - LOVE IT!!!, Yet one more Darwin Award candidate. NYT did analytic of Google Searches by subject and time of day. List of the most expensive city live in per state. Jeremy has a friend who did porn, More Guy Code. Netflix Binge shows we watch. Kimball's Facebook Test of the Week - Which DC Comic Character are you?
We start with Mel Brooks "The Inquisition". (Spencer loves it). ... but it's a dry heat, 1880's list of what puts you in the insane asylum, All countries which have listened to the podcast - Greece, Brazil, Norway, Russia, Japan, Germany, China, Myanmar, France, Bangladesh, Spain, India, Australia, Iran, UK (thanks for listening internationally friends). News Bender, Condom glows in the dark when partner has STD..., condiments black markets rise in elementary schools thanks to Michelle Obama food rules, Toad liker locked up on trespass charge, Kimball compares a "good looking ape" to a High School associate Mike Gangemi. The Stain Joins us - We have a new Game - Kimball Facebook Quiz "Are you a Southerner or are you a Yankee?" - Kimball is 50% - 50%. Selfie Sticks banned at Disneyland. Guy Code.
We open with Jesus Jones, We are available on iTunes, Stitcher and the Website!!! Went through and looked at HVSE stats and locations of our listeners - We are international now!!! 2 Kia Stories, Jonah got sick at football camp, move to Wed is good for getting great news stories for us. Cute kitten videos make people happy... News bender, Hamilton off the $10 - Kimball votes Caitlynn - Spencer wants Harriet Tubman or Dolly Madison because he loves the little cakes. Evil eyes Osama Bin Ladin Doll, Spencer is drinking when Kimball starts with headline - "Village named Camp Kill Jews In a bid to appease the anti-Spanish Inquisition" original name "Jews Hill camp". We play it out with calliope music.
We start with Dexys Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen, then the story of the building collapse on the Irish Students. We are short Hyrum again. Jeremy's Knives. Spencer's been slaving away on a Synagogue. Miley Cyrus in the news again. Our new #1 fan - Jennifer Fletcher - is a binge listener. Florida - the gift that keeps on giving. Tomorrowland movie is dying hard, California GOP Majority leader passes California budget - accidentally, The feel good story of the weeks - Parentless teen finds family, 2 kids attacked by shark in South Carolina - Jaws joke gone bad, The passing of Christopher Lee, Kimball introduces us to Cards Against Humanity, Happy Valley Speak Easy - we've got standards.
The Return - Kimball's intro - a creepy omage to Bingo the Clowno (look it up on YouTube). Jeremy will not get involved in an intervention for family members. First time we tried to record blew chunks. The return of the famous karaoke. Kimball's late news stories. Tim Curry had a stroke in 2012, Kimball's new blast - Bart Simpson to die on Halloween Special this year. Warner Brothers is remaking Akira. Kimball destroys a Caitlyn Jenner Joke. Utah, Texas and San Diego County is the enemies in a training exercise. Jeremy blew his horn. HVSE origins, Piss Bob off game, Jeremy's take on Kardashians, Kimball's cars - rejects the Geo Metro, gets a Geo Prism. Spencer got a Suzuki Swift, Jeremy refuses to roll down windows while driving - Confessions of a teenage driver - breaks a leaf spring - breaks the power steering pump, HVSE sketch - Special Sauce, We play out with Dueling Banjos.
Short Episode this week. We start with Jolly Old Saint Nicholas by Chicago and the audio is super hot. Short episode - Hyrum has to work over night. We have to rusty trombone it tonight and we are graced by "The Stain". Bungled Baja, Terry Schivo the next Generation, Twitter and Facebook all uptight about "The Interview". Kimball's News Bender. Movie Money - Seth Rogan and James Franco films (yuck). Kimball and Spencer once shared a bed... unpleasant memories.
We start with Michael Land and the map theme from The Secret Monkey Island. No stain again. All 4 High Schools are in Salt Lake City for playoffs. Family is fun sucking vampires. Dad's new diet with Up Down diet vs. Atkins or.... screw the diet until after the holidays. Spencer is willing to loose a leg for See's Candy. Kimball kills the mood with a bad joke in stead of Spencer. Hyrum blows up 15 min. in. The best mastrubatory story ever. Kimball's Honey Boo Boo's update. Do NOT admit to reading the Daily Mail. Movie Money - Dance Films. Bungled Baja starts off with inside Mormon Jokes. Kimball's Geek Corner - programming printers. Every time Hyrum is stuck at the shop, Spencer gets a phone call from Hyrum. Finish up with Kim Kardashian is gross.
We open with Tone Loc 'Wild Thing", Hyrum has a correction - he's afraid that he might come off as just a little racist - other celebs that looks like monkeys. Hyrum is going to send more disturbing pics to Spencer. Kimball goes right into Honey Boo Boo - the creepy never ending saga of Mama June and Honey Boo Boo... Stories of dad destroying our fragile egos. Movie Money - Arnold Schwarzenegger. Spencer gets a double pumped double hand gesture from Hyrum. Up / Down diet. Kimball's News Bender, Bungled Baja. Video Game review - Good old Games - Mom's power vomit, Utahns come to the High School version of us for drugs, Dixie Center Queen contest.
Crappy recording beginning... Katy Perry to be performing in the Super Bowl. Kimball is rejected by Apple. Hyrum's iPhone. No one should be excited about celebrity phone nudes over the age of 30. Proof God is Dead - Tim Burton is directing a remake of Mary Poppins - God's alive MST3K is getting a comeback as a different show. "The Quest" - larping reality show. Hyrum sends the MOST DISTURBING pics via text just before bed. Spencer and dad exercise at the local rec. center for Spencer's entertainment. Kimball's news bender. Animal sex isn't evil, only illegal - in Denmark. Guy in the porta-potty next to Hyrum jerking hard. Bungled Baja!!!! Spencer would throw a spider on Kimball for $100... Movie Money - Buddy Cop movie. Kimball ran a haunted theater on the Dixie College campus. Spencer's HWY 91 apparition. Giving the kid brother the controller not plugged in.
We start with Chumbawumba - Mother sends pics of Hyrum looks exactly like Kimball's child. Hyrum hands out seamencicles or seacicles. Hyrum is a twat that tweeted today. Hyrum tweets a cleaver Ferguson joke. Hyrum reveals his last few tweets. Hyrum recalls a story about a friend on a date on acid. Kimball's "I knew he was gay!" story. Spencer kills the mood again... Spencer's Architect is in a very nasty divorce. Kimball's News Bender... Hyrum breaks down Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones. Movie Money - Movies about disease. Spencer is off tonight because our Father and Spencer's son explode at each other and the super uncomfortable dining moment. Hyrum knows Kia's teacher for her GED. Kia has chosen a new career and the boys guess. Massage Therapist.
Bad open - Spencer is George Castanza - unemployed, moved in with parents. Hyrum's hell - goes to Salt Lake City against his will for a visit to the Circus - Hyrum plays with PETA protesters at the Circus - Brother in law is terrified of Clowns. Kimball's Ambien story. Kimball has a cold... Kimball's news bender, Orrin Hatch is bad. Movie Money, scary movies aren't as scary anymore, Harmons sucks. Bungled Baja, Netflix threw in the towel, what animated series would you bring back. The stain shows up for the last 10 minutes, eating peanut butter. Spencer's daughter might be gay - she's not going to Thanksgiving, family reunions sucks.
Fat bastard screwed up Hyrum's open - Hyrum has stupid little kids who need to be taught how to play mind craft Jeremy likes it a lot, Hyrum meet THEE BRUCE CAMPBELL at Comicon in SLC and is denied a long slow French kiss with Bruce - meets a childhood friend Michael Collins, Hyrum introduces his idea "ComicsCon" - Carrot Top Roidrage, I-15 washed out due to too much rain, Jeremy tells a story... School is in lockdown, Hyrum's kids were in lockdown caused by Armed Robery with kidnapping in Saint George, UT, roundabouts suck - "For those of you not listening"... Kimball's unemployment is not doing well... - yet another pedophile joke, more Comicon adventures - talks to celebrities... - Ghostbusters is still amazing... - Jeremy danced at the halftime show of a Powder Puff game... Jeremy is questioning himself - Ray Rice video is more than disturbing - Movie Money Theme is Video Game Movies - Transformers 3 sucks - Kimball's News Bender - Bungled Baja - Chubs talking about food - Apple sucks even more... - Get the Gay out... - Jeremy is smiling at Hyrum's stare while making a very suggestive hand gesture - Kia's VuegeBooking - We have 50 listeners - yea!!! - And done...
You're the best open - a Missouri Riot reference.– Kimball is fired from Skywest on a Monday first thing in the morning, (Welcome to unemployment buddy) So the search for work begins, The Stain gets his own podcast, NEW GAME!!! BUNGLED BAJA!!! - Jeremy's graduation planning committee, Football Picks, MOVIE MONEY!!!! - Joan Rivers Died, Full House is back, Singing the praises of Norm MacDonald and Adam Carrola, Dixie College tunnels, Hyrum needs a natural disaster for Dixie Downs, “The Peg and I”, Kimball's News Bender.. and we're out!!!
(This one is a little brutal with the audio - HardDrive problems) Intro - Hyrum and Jeremy mistake Queen's Under Pressure for Vanilla Ice and rolls into a too soon Robin Williams joke 30 seconds in... and the ultimate Mrs. Doubtfire joke (too soon, too soon). Jeremy has a crappy shirt (see the website). Summer sucks when working outside. Robin Williams death is personal for Spencer and Kimball, Loren Becall watched Mrs. Doubtfire too. Hyrum moved out and Spencer moved in to Mom and Dad's house. Kimball's news bender. Norm MacDonnal's super classy tribute to Robin Williams - the funniest man in the world. Kimball is "bic-ing" it.. shaved his head bald (as if he wasn't close enough already) "We're at a good point" when the computer crashes.... Kimball's 2 year old say "THANK YOU" in retard voice... Movie Money with Robin Williams... Finding Neverland is NOT a Tim Burton Film... Jeremy loves Caligula - the album vs. the movie - Child Protective Service Bad... Jonah plays the video games... Jeremy podded down... Israel's El Al Airlines introduces "Clown Enhanced" long haul international flights from Tel Aviv to New York JFK - and back... Carl's Jr. softcore advert... and we end with sloshy asses and smelly fish...
Open with Oingo Boingo - The Walrus... Netflix Woes - just because it's a cartoon it's not necessarily for kids (i.e. Bob's Burgers) ties to The Villages in Florida and the Viagra Black Market... Hyrum's favorite twitter feeds #yesallwomen and #yesallmormonwomen. - stickers for not touching yourself on the calendar... Kimball confuses Spencer being accusation of rape with having sex with a teen gal in high school... Dixie Downs Elementary School changed to "THANK YOU"... Senior Stain thinks he's getting some... Kimball's News Bender - Hyrum's first full breast experience... Casey Casem's death, the mansion is already on the market (3 days after his death), Bayou Billy - the hardest game in the world (and Kimball can't stop bringing up ET on the Atari 2600), George Michael is gay (what?)... Video Game Review - Bible Adventures (1991) for the N.E.S. ... Jupiter Ascending predicted to be a bomb... No Movie Money, Worst Movie - The Quick and the Dead, DC Commics - The Green Arrow, The Green Lantern and Batman, Porn Music and Smurf Techno at basketball games, Finally get a beep from Hyrum, Kimball has whiney fem rock on his iPod, and a (yawn) World Cup update, Jesus Lube and Jesus Juice, the 10 second Prize Fight, Great radio Sports announcers - Harry Carey, Vince Sculey, The Joe Namemath Malibu Statue... and we end with a horrible story from Westlake High School.
Kimball intros with a crappy Game of Thrones Remix on a SNES Keytar. Hyrum Goes to Phil Hendrie, The boys aren't getting any - Spencer's Daughter moved back in - she's scared, sleeping under Parent's bedroom, Kimball's creepy walk in on sex story, Alice from 'The Brady Bunch' Dies - Casey Kasem is next - we pay homage to Mr. Kasem, Gwenneth Paltro is retarded, atheists suck, Teacher bangs 'special student' - retard sex is funny, another celebrity non wedding West - Cardashian Wedding, Wedding receptions suck in Southern Utah, Facebook - too much F-ING facebook, L.A. is not a Hockey Town, Dumb and Dumber 2 trailer review, The Harry Potter themed party for 14 year olds, Harrison Ford Star Wars injury, Movie Money with Clint Eastwood, a few movie stories, World Cup talk - (who cares... really), enough of the Harry Potter jokes, Ronald Sterling and the Clippers.
Start with Bruce Campbell and Old Spice, The Shame Stick learns he's 'The Stain', Kimball has his total deuche move and Spencer is super passive aggressive, Hyrum embarrasses himself with a Philippina woman, Spencer has to start taking care of dad - Struggles against Kimball and Hyrum to tell the tale, Spencer swings into autoerotic asphyxiation - comic book character jizz, Bastardy brothers - Jeremy's obsession with Cat Woman (and him wearing her costume), Kimball shares story that no one cares, Movie Game - Jennifer Aniston, advise to Jeremy - give her the Bowler's Grip, Hyrum is going to Phil Hendrie Stand Up at the Improve in Hollywood, Jeremy lost his girlfriend - lack of effort, Phebe is creepy, Hyrum's thoughts - IT'S SOOOOOOO WRONG!!!!, Kimball goes into Dueche mode for a minute, Spencer has to listen to the podcast, Hyrum pushes dad's balls, the woes of the Drafters of Saint George, Jackass movie, Starbucks, Schagle Bagels, pretentious dueshy college kids, crappy eating at Dixie State and the Dixie State Tunnels, avoided the Hairy Clam Chowder road trap, Spencer's revenge against Hyrum with Genesis.
Spencer opens with Dancing Queen by Wing, Hyrum is NOT amused, shocking numbers for Podcast #44, we almost double our listeners - WOW, didn't podcast last week because Hyrum had to work, shame stick's new nick name is "the Stain", school's out, Grad nights Such, Hyrum's Grad Night Hypnotist, Kimball watches 6-8 graders pedo style, Walmart makes you feel like a 10 when you are really a 6, Hyrum smacks the tard, Hyrum's girth keeps him out of fights, Hyrum has a Super Nintendo Video Game review - Home Improvement, Emo Phillips was married to Judy Tenuda, Celebrity Nude Reality Shows, Sorry about the break - we had a family obligation, we talk other reality shows, Kimball's retarded News Bender, Dance Studio teaches MMA, EPA worker watches 4 hrs of porn per day at work, it's Mr. T's birthday, Detroit is the #9 world's worst place to vacation, NYC cops arrest Alec Baldwin riding his bike, Ancient Egyptians play D and D with 20 sided dice, people pay waaaaayyyyyyy too much for private playing of bands, we wanna screw with a current random teacher at DSU, it's not Billy Shakespeare, Hyrum's thesis, Kimball's O.C. Tanner light story, Hyrum's real life Oregon Trail story, Spencer apologizes for being an a-hole after divorce, food is Spencer's crutch, Spencer's Big Black Cock story, Snow Canyon High School is accident prone, the Prom and para-prom, Beggin' Strip Sandwiches, the Stain is tricked in to a mouth full of Miracle Whip.
Kimball opens us up with tree rings on a record player and Jeremy has a drawing as Mr. Potato Head with a GIANT Penis, Hyrum and Jeremy go to Vegas, some people are good looking on camera - but hideous in life, the awful Flintstones Movies, Movie Reboots, Hyrum loves documentaries and taking racism, John Milius, Norm McDonald and the Late Late Show - Craig Ferguson is leaving..., Fat Chicks, Movie Money w/ Michael Bay, Jeremy has the best voice crack Ever!!!, Jeremy looses student election... again, Spencer is dyslexic with hand-mandled, apparently one needs to please the school teachers and admin. to win elections, Kimball ends with his big salty balls.
Crappy Opening, Kimball takes the fam. to Harry Potter World, Spencer's daughter is off the deep end - trouble in Las Vegas, Andy Worhol Sucks, The Buffalo Jills, Joan Rivers needs help, Yellow Crusted Jizz Sock, Aids is afraid of catching Hyrum, Jeremy is a whiny bitch... again, Jonhy Depp lost the Disney Magic, The Movie Budget Game and retard pillow talk.
Larry Bagby the 3rd starts us off, Bankruptcy Trustee is a Dueche, Creepy Stories told by Children, We are a Professional Podcast, Oregon Land Slides, California Senator Yee arrested for selling illegal weapons, Gwyneth Paltro is on the market, never over share - TMI, Time for Movie Money and current films.
Sorry about the very beginning audio. Blame Hyrum - Ep. 42 - Open with, 'Let Me Amell Your...', Kimball attends Caucus meeting, the grooming of Jeremy continues, Hyrum moved out of the house - Dad's new diet . Top 50 Actor's List - Movie Money w/ Danny DeVito - Jeremy has a kinda sorta girlfriend, Jeremy tries to make his Grandpa change the tire, Lady Hawk - Jeremy gets asked to prom by a dude, Last bottle of home made root beer, car problem - like father - like son, Jeremy can't close the deal.
Kimball opens with "The Bartman" wrap because he was listening to a 90's radio station, the Obama's separate vacations (vamp), Spencer is on jury duty and not serving, Local Judge Schumate tales, Spencer's second perfect comedic timing, Kimball watches REALLY BAD T.V., Radio Shack and Staples are closing stores, Shamer is gone due to homework negligence, Bobcat Goldthwaite is chunky which leads us to the inevitable Police Academy movies, News Suite, Movie Money w/ Harold Ramis, Pioneer Shopper magic, we talk local radio - Mike McGary, Devin Dixen and Brian Hyde, Dr. Demento, the obscure Dennis Day reference, Hyrum gets schooled by the retard couple, we talk Tom Jones, working the America Concert and Oakridge Boys Concert, Hyrum ends in a series of really bad jokes with Tijuana Taxi.
We start off of with IceJJFish - can't decide if he's a retard or not, Blackface is BIG in Germany, Kimball's news stories - Ambassador Shirley Temple died, Spencer's Platitudes, Kimball's kids have no chance at being straight - and Jessica is a Hoovarian, Hyrum's adventure in Mexico, Kimball the Anglophile, Vicky's anatomy class, Barbara Walters uses adult toys, Movie Money (Victoria doesn't help) w/ Tom Cruise, we talk a little Top Gun, Political Quote Game.
A verbal fist fight over the opening song... Jeremy has a Justin Bieber haircut, finally start with Santana, we make Phillip Seymour Hoffman jokes, too soon jokes, Sharknato 2 is a go, "Special" guest Victoria joins us, Selfies are horrible, Victoria is taking an anatomy class, Kimball friends retarded, It's the Doorbell Milker!!!, the rules of Anatomy, Shamer got stood up on a man date with Braxton, Hyrum's balls are totally busted with Ambian, the no "Lover" rule, Hyrum and Vicky's song is Hash Pipe by Weizer, Kimball was there for Leopard (Def), Kimball's, Shame stick's new theme song from Wham, Disneyland is not on the agenda, Glowing Condom Starwars Joke..., Shame gets manhandled by the coach of his H.S. B-ball team, Kimball the overprotective parent, Hyrum's Politics game, Hyrum's son maul's Hyrum after crawling into bed, Shame - explain yourself - Spencer's wood story.
The theme song changed from an abomination - We pick a better song for the final scene in Farris Bueler's Day off, Hyrum schmear's himself, YouTube keeps screwing us, new Journey front man, gay Philippine in Saudi Arabia, Porn Story, Jonah's being picked on and a solution is made, tarpaper house, sex with partner filled with Ambian, we talk about Walt Disney World vs. Disneyland, Shame Stick is on a Man Date with Braxton, Jeremy put diesel in the Santa Fe, Jeremy has a crappy voicemail message, Whale Wars and Hoarders, New Bites, we introduce the new disease of Peanut Cheese, Hyrum's Sitcom, We talk Van Halen and other music, No Politic Quiz today, really bad Karaoke.
We already regret our choice of theme song (second week in a row), Kimball brings up subject without preparation, saggy old man balls, new sex position "The Carl Malone", Jeremy walked in on his Parents and imitates sounds, our favorite conspiracy theories - Jeremy's is the Lunar Landing, we talk The Beatles, can't fire a gun in potato salad or clam chowder, "old Yeller", humping to the oldies, another Ambian moment, Vicky goes cold turkey off of pain killers, construction takes a header off a building to make flan - OHSA takes their time investigating, Jeremy like's them shaplely.
We have a Happy Valley Speak Easy official Theme Song - and Spencer flubs the announcement (really?), we talk Taco Bell and their "meat", Missions suck..., Fiat takes over Dodge, The Muppets, Steven Segal, Shame stick has problems with this shame stick (microphone), bus humping, politics game, Christmas at the in-laws is weird, Hyrum's twisted Beatles relationship, Drunk Country Converts, I-15 Los Angeles to Las Vegas and back - the wall of cars, missing comedy tours, News bender, Las Vegas, Utah, Texas or Nevada, Denton, TX, defriend your family on FB when coming out of the closet, Hyrum loves to suck on sausages, Going to Las Vegas shows - NOT CARROT TOP!!!, Kathy Lee Gifford fail.
(Christmas Episode) Spencer screws up the open - changes to Happy Birthday Jesus by Mike Douglas, Kimball finds the worst Karaoke ever, sharing Amish friendship bread for Christmas, Justin Bieber retires - NOT, a slightly haunted house for sale, the frozen pole story, a reboot Gillian's island, the next Terri Schivo story, Politics Game, I'll show you mine - you show me yours game, Movie Trivia and theater commercials sucks, The problem with Back to the Future III, Cabbage Patch kid at Kimball's daycare, Delta has problems, Superbad is a line of F-bombs, Phil Robertson (Duck Dynasty) is a huge story, bad local radio and Spencer has brain farts, Kimball Duches with a tuba version of Super Mario Brothers, Kimball brings up One Direction, Lip syncers, Kimball imagines Hillary Clinton's orgasm, uncomfortable sex talk at work, we end with the News Benders.
We open with Blade, Kimball is forbidden from playing Christmas parodies, Rebecca Black has a new single - Saturday, can't careless about Neilson Mandela dying, Obama selfie and fake sign language interpreter, it's BUTT FREEZING COLD!!!, ice and snow wreak havoc in Southern Utah, Kimball is plagued with mic problems, Kimball's car slides an icy driveway while parked, shame stick gets rear ended, porn star goes Hitler nuts, we revive Terri Schivo and Christopher Reeves, we talk Johny Cash, Spencer can't afford Christmas, we talk Christmas presents for our wives, Hyrum erupts over Adam Sandburg, New Bender, can't do 50's references, Kimball loves spray cheese, Stuffed Camel recipe, how Hyrum makes Clam Chowder, Anchorman media blitz means it will suck, we go over The Hangover, Final Scene Christmas Story, Jeremy thinks he has an opinion, Spencer hates carolers, Hyrum loves Christmas, Kimball hates ladders, Kimball closes with something that sucks.
Kimball opens with Christmas Parody, dry hump your way to the temple, it's only in the teens with nut numbing cold, just had Thanks Giving - the free spirit hippies were well behaved - it was quite tame, Kimball's news bender, Spencer wants to die via arsenic poisoning from 400 burgers, Al-Jizzeria porno, Brady - our one fan, Sesame Street Character's psychological disorders, Sobserbation - making sausage, Kimball gets the Albino Rhino buried to the axles, Kimball is on a soft food/liquid diet, Kimball the walking scar, Friends, Parodies of 'What did the Fox say', Mesquite is a weird place, the Bald Brothers, Hyrum wrote in Patrick Swayze as President - Crow T. Robot for V.P., GOP shoving Christy up our sphincter (it's a tight fit) - reminds Hyrum of Fatty Arbuckle (the Tom Hanks of the Silent Film era), keep it relavent with Buster Keaton, who's gay, Hyrum hates Andrew Lloyd Webber, Testaclise of Balls, what patron saint would we be, Kimball has weird kids - Jessica has 4 Harry Potter wands, Christopher Columbus is a dork, it's our 1st year anniversary, Vicky is done with Chemo.
Spencer opens us up with the Beatles, Shame Stick is back - why?, pedophile joke in the first 2 min., a little Frankie Boyle, Jeremy quit his job - for a retarded reason, Jeremy gets unasked to Sadie's Hawkins dance, Karaoke is only fun when drunk, Taxi and Cosby Show don't have lasting power, Jeremy rides a wave like a Canoe, rice and flour, Al-Jizz-eera - Arabic Porn, Jeremy got a 'kiss' or two, batting average, Attorney General John Swallow resigns, Lobster tail jokes, no national roll out for McRib - McDonalds 'healthy' menu, Spam, Ribwich beaten to death, and batting average is a half hour late, Hyrum should never be a bishop, Spencer is confrontational, Hyrum's trip from hell - Antiquing with 80's Star Wars Toys, Kimball's mad about loosing the Apple IIe, South Park, Jeremy brings up Family matters, Kimball lies about fantasizing about cartoons, Jeremy can't name a character - treasure hunt, Clam Chowder, Jeremy doesn't have a new job.
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