The Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" Show

Kevin and Jeff release another timely podcast, this one recorded in November. Featuring: Jeff's prostitutes problems, commercials that miss the mark and bathroom graffiti. Music by: Adam Kay.

Download this podcast NOW MAGGOT! Jeff and Kevin examine famed character actors R. Lee Ermey and Linda Speciale's bodies of work. Jeff contributes to the Occupy Wall Street movement and Kevin condemns cannibalism in commercials. Music by: Rome Juliana.

There's something for everyone in this week's episode, except for the people Jeff has blocked on Facebook. Although keep in mind, listening to this podcast won't get girls drunk.

Hold onto your healthcare kids. This podcast covers party sex, strip poker and birthdays. Sorry, we don't cover fat people. What, do you think this is an Aetna podcast?

Under the Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" presidency, Kevin will have all the barber whiskey he wants, and Jeff will get lots of second dates. Also, Jeff and Kevin officially consecrate another UJAK marriage!

Kevin and Jeff debate which urinating techniques the next generation of Homo sapiens will adopt, give listeners a class in journalism 101 and find out if honesty is always the best policy at DUI checkpoints.

Surprise! Kevin and Jeff get a visit from the toilet fairy, and they juxtapose kegstands with murder. Musical Guest: Adam Kay

Kevin and Jeff finally put to rest any bad blood that still exists over the Civil War, Kevin passive-aggressively texts Jeff, and Kevin and Jeff get new Roller Derby nicknames! Musical Guest: Mitch Green

Wrapping up the Easter season, a divine filing cabinet, and a discussion of our podcast brethren. It's for science! Musical Guest: Jonathan Coulton

Boy we went off the rails on this one. Special guest Jared Jeffries of Trouble's Up in Alphabet Town returns and we explain that only you can prevent the Great Chicago Fire, give RealPlayer both barrels and teach you why to always do the sex scene first. Shhh ... the title is also this week's secret message. It's like we're giving this episode away. Musical Guest: Brittany Kusserow

Podcast listeners looked up and shouted "Save us!" and Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" looked down and whispered, "... Ok, we've got nothing better to do." Saving people from the apocalypse, revisiting Jeff'study on the Reservoir Dog porn parody and pitching ideas for dogs of another sort in Portland's Urban Iditarod. Musical Guest: The Logues

A thorough discussion is held on the irony of drinking PBR, plus, a cat on a futon! Musical Guest: Mitch Green

The boys are joined by national television star Alli Miller to discuss blackouts, poor restroom labeling, and backpack etiquette. Also, take a shot every time Jeff says, "roped in." Musical Guest: Adam Kay

Kevin tries valiantly to explain to others why he's moving out west while Jeff takes a reporting gig doing a film critique on an XXX movie. Musical Guest: Rome Juliana

This week, Jeff and Kevin sit down with Joey Reinisch and Phil McLaughlin, the creators of the Internet cartoon DestructoBox. Musical Guest: Joel Straley

It's another Christmas miracle featuring birthdays by the Christ child and the rest of us, comdey osmosis, blunt advice, Kevin's War on Vending Machines, and of course, cake angels. Special Guest: Joel Straley

It's a Christmas Miracle! Jeff sings original Christmas Calculus compositions while Kevin overcomes his hiccups. Also, Jehovah's Witnesses and a podcasting success story.

From the director of "A Day in LA": Jeff has a banner week for his self-esteem while Kevin must decide whether or not to brave the realism of a simulator.

This week, listening is like being transported to a foreign podcast. Despite all that magical transportation, for some reason difficult tasks are not made magically easier when people tell you how easy they are.

Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" return for good bringing tales of weddings, prostitutes, being nearly naked, and kids today. We blame the schools.

Surprise! Kevin and Jeff cruise back into the studio with a revealing bike ride story and lots of movie talk. Oh, and this episode is NOT the Event.

Jeff storms back onto the podcasting airwaves with a mini-episode focusing on today's Proposition 8 ruling, plus some awkwardly shoe-horned opinions on saving seats.

Don't worry kids, Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a “K” still love each other very much. In fact, this time apart will only make their love stronger.

Get ready to have your funny bone massaged! This week, Kevin and Jeff take you back to a simpler time, when LOST was still on the air, Katie Bostdorff was still in Indonesia, and Kevin was still on the show. Wait...what? Musical Guest: Mitch Green

Since this episode is coming a little bit late, it's on the house...but you have to come into the basement to get it. Kevin is brazenly open about his latest accomplishment and Jeff goes 0-2 in workplace achievements. Musical Guest: Brittany Kusserow

Jeff and Kevin give their Edsel the boot and catch the midtown bus to hilarity with stops at a technology conference in Vegas, a minor league dugout, and a long layover at the post office. Plus Jeff receives the best email in the history of email, and Kevin can't get a cheeseburger when he wants one. Musical Guest: Hollis Mason

Live (to tape) in Portland, OR, Jeff and Kevin go on an Easter egg hunt, discuss clowns, go to art galleries, and Jeff retells the Greatest Story Ever Told. Musical Guest: Rome Juliana

Jeff and Kevin present a podcast that is completely, uttterly bad AND rad, featuring beloved guest Kris Knight. Kevin finds more things wrong with the walls in his house, Jeff reveals an unexpected high school wild side, Kris admires Dawson's Creek, and all three guys used to be smarter. Musical Guest: Adam Kay

Kevin goes sight-seeing and returns with a present for the listeners as Jeff prepares to go on a spy mission. Musical Guest: Mitch Green.

In this archived episode, released three weeks after recording, special guest Dan Borrelli of Speakeasy Comedy joins Uncle Jeff and Kevin as they ruin movie endings, create names for ska bands, and get the OK sign from girls at bars. Musical Guest: The Logues.

Comedian Mike Schmidt of The 40 Year Old Boy podcast fights his way through Jeff's war-torn neighborhood in order to join the guys in discussing stand-up, the podcasting industry, and hobo party pics. Lots of jokes are made, except about strokes...that's no laughing matter. Musical Guest: The Logues.

Kevin and Jeff deal with some stuff, but then quickly devolve into workshopping Midnight Oil sketches, pioneering the ol' "Bitch 'n Move," and treating school children like the animals that they are. Plus, a tasty treat from this week's Secret Message! Musical Guest: Hollis Mason

Kevin and Jeff revisit the rock island of Nauru, whose pronunciation is still up for grabs, Jeff and former guest Sean visit the Industry of Death Museum in LA, and Jeff fails to prepare adequate sandwiches for a Superbowl party. Plus atmospheric anomalies and amusement parks. Musical Guest: Brittany Kusserow

Jeff resumes his rightful role as host after winning another pick-up line contest. After failing to replace Jeff, Kevin finds himself unable to live up to the rigorous vocational expectations of sandwich-making. Also, remember, bank sugar is the best sugar.

After a week without Uncle Jeff, Kevin interviews past guests to permanently replace him on the show. Guests: Gabriel Khouli, Katie Day, Kris Knight, John Peresie, James Lacey and Emily Perchlik

Tired of State of the Union talk? In a Scott Brown-esque takeover, Kevin votes Jeff out to bring in guest host Jeremy, premeiring the show's first rap, coming up with 90s costume party ideas, one-upping Avatar, and also doing nothing to advance healthcare legislation. Enjoy! Music by: Jonathan Coulton

Kevin and Jeff are back with tales from Christmas break: bloody weddings, homeless advertising, surprising sleeping arrangements, humiliating backpacks, Jeff fails miserably at being politically correct, and the return of the Cool Thing! This podcast is time-released, and Kevin and Jeff carry less than $20 at all times.

Podcast No. 51 is more explicit-laden than the sum of the 50 that came before it as Kevin goes off on every subject he can think of starting with the "A"s. Also, Jeff teaches us all a thing or two about love and we discuss furry children's animal masks.

Get out your party hats, because Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" are celebrating their 50th episode. To commemorate the event, the guys welcome Kris Knight back onto the air, as well as several surprise guests! The first official piece of UJAK merchandise is announced, Twitter names are discussed, and everyone tries to get to know their neighbors. Do you think this is just a regular episode? It ain't no damn regular episode, this is our 50th celebration! Oh, and the views of Kris Knight do not represent the views of this podcast.

Jeff wins a lap dance contest while Kevin fails his work training. Jeff - 1, Kevin - 0. Jeff punches flies while Kevin gets bitten by a dog. Jeff - 2, Kevin - 0. And Kevin gets shut out of an elevator while Jeff does not. Jeff - 3, Kevin - 0. Oh, we also learn that significant others hate this show. Meh, Jeff - 4, Kevin - 1.

Special discount on the show this week if you have a valid college ID! Jeff attempts to cleanse himself of some wrongs from the past, Kevin deals poorly with people crying at work, and the guys completely miss the irony of going on and on about how long Inglourious Basterds is.

Back by popular request, Special Guest Sean is told the South will rise again, Jeff sees a movie with kniferape, the postman gets his bell rung, and we all buy Intimacy mattresses. This may be our best podcast yet.

A Halloween podcast coming just one day late, Kevin and Jeff reminisce about their favorite costumes. Jeff attends a surprise costume party, while Kevin settles in to his new life in Portland. Silhouette dancers, zombies, aether, and more in this week's episode!

Kevin and Jeff open up the Halloween goodie bag early with this special podcast featuring two original spooky stories from Jeff and Kevin.

Strap on your bicycle clips as Uncle Jeff and Kevin adventure to a new drug-filled LA neighborhood, a steeply tilted velodrome, a New Zealand that loves Sarah Palin, Muncie, Indiana where it's time to graduate and hook up with friends' friends, and marijuana depositories, where they may be into giving out drugs, but they are not into leaning on walls! Make your Questing Beast carry your abacus and Enigma machine!

Gabe Khouli returns to the mic and brings with him a frightening grocery store prospect and an even more unsettling series of emails. Jeff chickens out during what could have been the greatest celebrity experience of his life, while Kevin takes issue with couples' romantic activities. Plus, the debut of a song from the band Rome Juliana and Kevin finally shaves!

Jeff stays clothed, chip bags remain boring, and people make analogies that are actually facsimiles. Oh, and you might not make a great Dad. Sorry.

Kevin is treated like an idiot by his father...and with good cause! Jeff contemplates shedding his inhibitions for a job prospect while others are mistaking him for a popular celebrity. Oh, and John Peresie returns to the show, last seen on the radio show finale, wondering why Jeff and Kevin aren't dead.

Thirsty ghosts are battled as Kevin tells you what walls to urinate on, Jeff kicks a teenager out of her room in the middle of the night, Kevin judges the Mac store, and Jeff says a naughty word over a speakerphone. Also, find out how popular Jeff and Kevin are in China. Answer: Somewhat popular.

Kevin and Jeff ponder Ball State's latest celebrity, Playboy model Destiny White. Jeff breaks one of the show's cardinal rules about bathroom etiquette, while Kevin excels at work despite his seemingly terrible performance. Find something to talk about with women of all shapes and sizes in this week's episode!

Kevin's on vacation in South Carolina during Shark Week, Jeff keeps getting calls from California, their friend stores ice cream in his mouth, Kevin's Dad gets locked in a store, and Jeff and Kevin point out that some things that are critically acclaimed aren't good.