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A late submission of the newest installment from the absolute master of disaster, DJ Shitwicky. Not trying to toot my own horn, but this eppy isn't half bad. The SOAD triple feach, tons of Jay Elect features, Andre 3k, a wicked hawt Genevieve demo mix. Get off my case, trust me with the aux and leave me alone. Keisha I duly apologize for the lackadaisical upload speed, if you get upset and yell at me I understand and fully deserve it twice over. I was late becauuuuuse I was preoccupied absolutely and totally getting crushed and beaten down by a crab swirl. All good. Everything is fine. NOBODY PANIC. I'm completely smoked out the game. Cooked. I hope somewhere out there.. there's a human being in the cosmos that enjoyed listening to these audio waves from the absolute broheem. Until next time, I remain affectionately your favorite internet disc jockey..Your Host with the Most, DJ Shitwicky

The absolute broheem clocking back in for another fantastic installment. Nothing but swirled out love songs this week for my listening populous. A look into next episode, today I found a new UK Import Frank Sinatra record as well as Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison. I know some of these records are getting worn out but I'm the Captain Kirk around here and that's what I felt like blasting this episode so bing bong. Hope someone out there enjoyed it, until next time.. I remain your favorite C-List internet disc jockeyYour Host with the Most,DJ Witwicka Juan Don

Starting off with the super sick Jai Paul mashup with Nelly Furtado and Phil Collins. I always love that Close To You mash but come on now. The Jai Paul Crush mash is stuuuupid. The universe is on my side with the NPR E-40 drop. Holy Schmokes. Buddy knocked it out of the park too. Those songs are extremely difficult to perform with a live jazz band. Kudos to E-40 for that one. As always, thank you for choosing to be with the illest internet disc jockey west of the Rio Grande. Until next time..Your Host with the Most,DJ Witwicka Juan Don 

This week alone, I imagine I've spent around 4-5 hours looking through crates in record stores.. and in other news, for the first time seriously inquired about playing records in a huge record store in person for shoppers and passers-by. Sent the email so we'll see what happens. I was geeked to find the original single of Jump Around from '92, the official tip-off song of my beloved Carolina Tar Heels. That greatest hits album from Little River Band didn't disappoint either. What a slapper. Really went to the moon when I found that E-40 record in the cheap LP's pile. Come on now. How about that bass registration from A Milli on wax. Holy smokes. Intermished it all with the Mulan song? Come on guys. Leave me alone. This is fantastic stuff here if I may say so myself. About to finish a doodle on the iPad now for the next shirt drop on www.coffeestainclothing.com I visited my local coffee shop today, like I do everyday, but today I showed up bearing gifts. A few Sheep Tees to hand out to the baristas from their favorite regular.. The one and only, Witwicka Juan Don (Root-Tootingest Straight Shootingest Disc Jockey West of the Rio Grande)As always, thank you for fondling around and clicking on my podcast.Your Host with the Most,DJ Witwicky

Thank you for fondling around and clicking on DJ Witwickatron's newest installment. In this episode we celebrate A.K. Paul's single release of Watching' U, I also blast a few new 45's to the podcast. Lionel Richie, The Rolling Stones and KC & The Sunshine Band all making new appearances. I can't believe how nice that A.K. Paul song is. I swear it will be in rotation all summer. I've never asked my listeners to download anything but please. Listen to the A.K. Paul record on streaming services, download it. Whatever you have to do. What a bing bong. It'll have me fired up for a while. As always, please check out my drawings and prints on www.coffeestainclothing.com. Follow my IG and TikTok. Til next time, I remain the root tootinest straight shootinest disc jockey west of the Rio Grande. I'm DJ Witwicky.

Today there was a state-wide hail warning, but the biggest beating took place in the Paycom Arena. Nikola Jokic was a punching bag and I felt sorry for that ol boy. OKC advanced but if you ask a fella like me, Nikola Jokic is far and away the deserving MVP. I'm taking him first at the school yard. That's my MVP metric. Who's my first pick at the park. This year, that would be Nikola Jokic. But over here in the digital c-list disc jockey cyber realm.. I am the stand alone Most Valuable Disc Jockey because nobody even finds my throne worth challenging. Which is good for you good for me thaaaank you now. That means I get to go on an everlasting-peat of championship runs bringing and blasting solely the illest most wicked hot deet doots and bing bongs for my fantastic loyal audible populous on the inter web the world over. Right now even, my best friend is in a hot air balloon watching the sun rise over Cappadocia. Might have to tell him to crush the bluetooth and wake those people up with the most honorable disc jockey this side of the equator. Thank you, as always, for being here I'll be sure and cook up a nice one next weekendYour favorite disc jockeyDJ Witwicka Juan Don

Comedy has been a passion of mine for 20 years running. My intro to stand up was the first days of Youtube, Dave Chappelle had bits of his first specials. The first full stand up special I saw was Katt Williams Pimp Chronicles Part 1, I watched the full special with bonus features in a hotel on HBO. Snoop Dogg's cameo is unbelievable. Starting around 2015 I started listening to Joey Diaz' podcast and that is what really snowballed my love for stand up. The business side, the fellowship of comedy, the horrifying sad side of it all. More than likely, your favorite comedian has a heart breaking story about their life behind the scenes. Chris Farley was self conscious about his weight and didn't believe that anybody loved him. Rodney Dangerfield's own mother belittled and demeaned him to the point of permanent psychological damage. Joey Diaz, while tripping on a hit of LSD at 16 years old, found his mother with a purple arm, dead on the kitchen floor from a major heart attack. All three guys at one time were the best working comedian in the world. It isn't the ability to make a random human giggle for a second. It's the power to turn darkness into light. As always, thank you for being here.. Next weekend the show goes on like normalYour fav internet disc jockey,Johnny Joke Book

I woke up early and found myself fondling around in the record store sorting through literally thousands of old 45's. I came away with some real heat. My favorites of the new 45 section were probably Brother Louie by Stories and James Brown's take on If I Ruled The World. My Fred Again concert footage at the end didn't turn out half bad either. I did just drop the Sheep Tee on www.coffeestainclothing.com it is a limited run never to be printed again. I do hope someone out there in existence enjoyed the episode, I am your most trusted honorable internet disc jockey, DJ Witwicka Juan Don and I'll be here next week. Your Host with the most,Trill Murray

I secured a 2012 Demo copy of Jai Paul's Jasmine for $16. Some ol' boy in Burbank California didn't do his homework last week and obviously neither did the person he or she bought the record from in the previous transaction. This record in my possession should be at least a $100 sell but buddy just didn't know what time it was. All of the covers do look similar for most of his drops but come on Pappy. C-List disc jockey like me? Forget about it. I sniffed it out immediately and blasted it for my beautiful congregation of audible punching bags on the inter webs. What's good Keisha. I think I'll start listing my 3 favorite points of each episode in the bios. No better time to start than now. Okay, the very start slowing and throwing a 1959 Willie Nelson track is sick work. Next, the Jerry Vale Innamorata at the end. Unbelievable. I could levitate like a monk listening to the vocal acoustics on this Jerry Vale album. And of course, lastly I enjoyed hyper focus listening to the 13 year old demo version of Jasmine, and I had never heard the solo instrumental before that either. Fantastic. I do have some other pickups that will remain surprises until next episode. Some cool 45 finds today. That is all for now, dropping the Sheep Tee on www.coffeestainclothing.com this week, if you'd like a sneak peek, find my TikTok the sheep design is there. Thank you as always for letting me intrude your earholes once more. It's raining, it's pouring.. My love life is boring me to tears.Your Trusted Host,DJ Witwicka Juan Don

Inspiration for the cold open obviously came from me watching Goodfellas for the 100th time. How freakin unbelievably good was Scorsese's mother in that. Possibly the best overall actor in a particular scene with Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta, all in their primes, she steals the screen and has a top 10 all-time scene in any movie. Picking up a shovel at my mother's keeps getting better every time I see it. '98 Braves slowed reverb is really fantastic. I'm seriously considering blasting some chopped and screwed country tunes next week. How wicked hot is that. George Jones and Randy Travis chopped and screwed get outta town. In other seriously fantastic news.. I'm a single 32 year old man with no children so that affords me the luxury of spending money on vinyl records to blast for you people every week that would be good for you good for me thank you now. I did just yesterday find a rare Jai Paul Demo drop of Jasmine to match my Demo drop record of BTSTU. It is not the limited Jasmine record that smells like Jasmine, it is the older original 2012 Demo drop vinyl of Jasmine and I do believe it is sealed. A sealed copy should be at least $100-$120 but basically only nerd losers like me know this so I found the Orig 2012 Demo for $16 on eBay with no other comparable sold items in history meaning its pretty wicked rare. I only need 3 records to complete the entire library of possible Jai Paul vinyl. He/Do you love her now single numbered to 500 and signed, going anywhere from $300-$500 a pop.. The white vinyl Bait Ones drop which is cheap I'm just lazy and already have 4 copies of Bait Ones. And the limited smelling Jasmine record would be the only ones I'm needing and I'd imagine I will break down and have them all within the next year or so as I expand this ever-increasing collection. I do actually need another shelf I've run out of room. Who typed this novel in the description of my Witwicky Juan Don installment? I did try a new coffee today and I do believe it just made me black out for a second. Thank you, as always, for being here and enduring this ear beating. I hope an individual out there somewhere enjoyed it. Until next time, I remain your faithful disc jockey on the internet.Your Host with the Most,Witwicka Juan Don 

Showing up all hot and bothered, here am I, DJ Witwicky.. Here to blast a special Record Store Day installment. I did show up twice to the same record store today. Trip one concluded with myself purchasing a $60 Comedy Store 50th Anniversary LP Box Set to go with a fancy RSD T Shirt. Trip 2 I was lucky enough to bump into a 2001 single release of Big Moe's Purple Stuff, to go along with a couple of old 45's. This episode is all over the place but I had a big time recording it. Also, after years, I've noticed a slight increase in my skill to visually edit audio files. A lot of these edits and cuts are a one-take Timmy and that is super wicked hot. Thank you for being here, I really appreciate the listen. Probably going to make another trip to the same store tomorrow because I am a degenerate. See y'all next weekYour Host with the Most,DJ Witwicky 

Focusing on a relaxed melancholy feel for this newest installment. Hello my beloved listening audience on the inter webs. I write to you now from a wicked sweet place. Life is good, people. For starters, what a location. For millions of miles in every direction outside of this planets atmosphere, it absolutely sucks cheese. We lucked out and made it here. Gravity is keeping the layers of our atmosphere together, electromagnetic fields continue to work without fail, force of gravity is just perfect enough to keep the water where it is. Sick. Life is good. We get to just sit here and take in a wicked hot experience. Now, part of that beautiful experience was listening to DJ Witwicky's Ambient All-American installment. Much love to the people who click on this thing. Keisha, you're a bad mamma jamma. That is all for now. Bing Bong. Your Host with the Most,Throbert De Niro

Like I mentioned last episode, I was lucky enough to fondle around at the record store and find some nasty singles last week. Found a few Outkast jams as well as 50 Cent In Da Club as a single release. That prompted Witwickawon The Don to subsequently blast a full scale hip hop episode. Trying to cover as many bases as I can, starting with a 1994 pressing of Wu Tang, all the way to a recent Fred Again remix of the Lil Baby Freestyle. How wicked hot is that. Next week I have a feeling I'll put together a rock-heavy episode. I've been wanting to go look for the 45 of Hell Is For Children by Pat Benatar hahaha leave me alone. As always, check out www.coffeestainclothing.com and see what is currently available in the store. Thank you for being hereYour Cheesy Host with the Most,Witwickawon The Don

It all starts about 13 years ago, with myself sitting criss-cross applesauce on the floor of my first apartment, playing Halo 3 multiplayer surrounded by my best bros. One of them, RonG took the aux of my boombox positioned below the TV and played what would turn out to be my favorite song and artist for over a decade to come. RonG played the demo version of BTSTU by Jai Paul. Immediately it became the song of my summer and really my life, I never stopped playing it. I played it on road trips, when I'm celebrating, when I'm sad. I played it at the hang out part of my brother's wedding. This album actually changed my life and makes me happy. Jai Paul only has 60K followers on Instagram and as much as I'd like to say that's a travesty.. Please don't follow Jai Paul on Instagram. Like it matters, he's a mystery in the dark in radio silence. BUT when he does pop out and show.. It's always perfect and hilarious. Not like I'm a renaissance man or anything but I rarely am jealous of other people's creative juices, but by golly.. Jai Paul is one of those people. Thank you, as always, for being here and putting up with my non sensible ramblings. Visit www.coffeestainclothing.com and see what is currently available. Just dropped the For The Birds Tee yesterday. Til next time, I remain your lowly humble servant disc jockey Your Host with the Most,Trill Murray

I've been on fire lately with the 45 finds. Ever since I found the original test pressing of Mr. Roboto, I've been on a wicked roll. Found two Rick James bing bongs and a solid Randy Travis feature. I really dig these lovey dovey episodes that make me crab swirl and reminisce on loves lost hahaha sick move. Hope it wasn't too much of a beating for my adored listening audience out there. Keisha keep rocking in the free world and to the rest of you animals, I'll check back in next weekend. Til then, follow the Coffee Stain Clothing Tik Tok and keep your eyes peeled for my drop this week. The first drop featuring the new software I've been drawing on and I'm all cheesed up about it. Sick move. Good for you, good for me, thaaaank youuuu.Your fav local internet disc jockey,DJ Witwickatron

My love for 45 records continues to grow and my collection only expands as we continue this journey. I left the store with a handful of Sinatra, Tony Bennett, and some super sick finds in Ozzy and Michael Bolton. This episode doesn't have much rhyme or reason but it's what I felt like blasting. My favorite song while editing this episode was the slowed and throwed version of Erykah Badu's Didn't Cha Know. Killer reverb and I'm really itching to play that song on a drum set. And I'll say this, the outfits and aura is a little much typically for my taste but holy smokes Erykah Badu does something for me. What a fantastic lady. Alright that does it for this weeks installment. Hope someone out there enjoyed it. Keisha you da bomb dot com I'll crush another one next week. YurpYour trusted internet disc jockey,DJ Witwicky

Any consistent listener of the cast would know at this point that I must really dig this Close To You joint and yes. Yes I do. Stevie Wonder on the talkbox being by far my favorite version. Frank Ocean mix second, Sinatra third. The original is almost unrecognisable after hearing those three. At least to my knowledge the original was Burt Bacharach if I'm not mistaken. I'm not doing research this is just regular knowledge that a C-list internet disc jockey has bouncing around in my musically inclined melon. The Bacharach version, God bless him, I highly doubt that the lady he was singing about was ever satisfied. He has tons of heart but, sweet mercy.. That delivery, I can tell he hikes his pants and would never think to bless a lovely young woman with a plate of cheese fries at Outback Steakhouse and possibly see what happens after like an honorable gentleman. I'm absolutely out of my mind and have a goose loose. It's all good though baby. Tons of fresh ammunition for the next installment. Found some awesome old 45's.. Sinatra, Tony Bennett, an Ozzy Osbourne and a super sick find that I will keep a surprise til next episode. Til then, I remain your most honorable host.The Capt. Kirk of this Enterprise,DJ Witwickatron

In a perfect world for me, the all natural gluten free Slowed & Throwed episode would solely consist of Paul Wall, Mike Jones, DJ Screw, Project Pat and Z-Ro. Maybe a cameo of Lil Wayne's 'Me and My Drank'. BUT this Slowed & Throwed, in particular, revolves around the drowned out melancholy R&B sound of my young adulthood. In the car alone I'd look up slowed reverb versions of my favorite songs and have the best playlists. So, some of these that I just blasted, I've been listening to alone for over 10 years now. Beautiful and nostalgic every time. Some not featured in this episode are actually my favorites.. The Birds Part 2 slowed is one of the best critical thinking masterpieces I've ever encountered. If you need to make a hard decision, or find yourself at a fork in the road, put on The Birds Part 2 and the answer to your dilemma might just broadside your earhole and knock your socks off. Hope someone out there in this ever-expansive universe enjoyed the episode. Until next time, I remain your loyal local internet disc jockeyThe Polka King of the Midwest,DJ Witwickatron

With Drake officially securing a comeback, releasing his $$$ R&B album, the feels are back in full swing. It is nostalgic and right on time. Your boy, the top tier local internet disc jockey, is in complete absolute shambles hahaha wicked hot. You wouldn't believe the conversation I had with a lovely young lady yesterday, a fantastic gifted young lady that I will in fact, never see again in my lifetime. Hahaha super sick. Whatever Papi it's all gravy. Just means more time for me to pile up in here and bing bong these records together for my tremendous listening audience on the inter webs. Thank you, as always, for being here. I'm going to sweep myself into a dust pan now. Happy Valentines everybody, til next time..Your Host With The Most,Shambles McGoo 

It's the absolute boy, DJ Witwickatron back to completely shred another digital sesh for the beautiful listening audience across the World Wide Web. The Chops R2 Righteous indeed as we blast through Hendrix, The Big 3 (Zeppelin, Sabbath, Floyd) all the way through grunge. Nirvana, Alice In Chains, TOOL. You get the idea. Hold onto your butts as I blast some of my favorite rock bands in this wicked hot installment. Thank you for choosing to be here, Coffee Stain drop coming in the next few days. Until then, I remain faithfully physically emotionally musically and psychologically yours.Your favorite disc jockeyTrill Murray

It's bad when I truly believe that I could put the Carolina big men through a beneficial array of offensive drills for a week that could yield visible results in conference play. Who are you DJ Witwicky, one might ask? You quit basketball your senior year on an abysmal squad that went 2-24 the year prior just to chase loose women around town and make regrettable decisions, one might say. One DJ W'sOnlyInTheChat might respond, I've personally brushed shoulders with Tyler Zeller, an academic All-American equipped with the most fantastic Mikan drill a man has ever gazed upon, the world over. I've personally seen gold medalist Harrison Barnes absolutely crush a crab dribble 10 feet from my slackjawed face. The same Harrison Black Falcon Barnes that was guarding Kobe in the infamous Achilles game, the same HB that is a 4-time Iowa state champion alongside Doug McDermot. Tyler Hansbrough reffed one of my pickup games and we had a conversation about Texas ping pong once, so don't you tell me how to put the ball in the basket. Coach Jacobs would be a proud man if he saw me do those drills today. I would say he might even shed a tear but then again it's Coach Jacobs. He doesn't cry, he brings the rain. He'd snap a clipboard and yell at an unathletic freshman, I think, solely for my entertainment. I apologize, the beating that Duke handed Carolina tonight made me crab swirl in the bio. What am I even talking about this is a music show. How wicked nice is that Cascada/Country Riddim mix huh? What serves as a serenity of sound for some, I'm sure, is a superb ear beating for others. Whatever. I liked it. This ignorant never-ending description made me giggle alone in my room. Hope someone enjoyed the installment, new Coffee Stain drop coming later this week k byeeeYour fav local internet disc jockey,Bing Bong Schwarsky

The title of this episode is in no shape, a reference to the presidency, rather, a reference to the Jay Z lyric in the Linkin Park Encore collaboration.. and I quote "When I come back like Jordan wearing the 45, it ain't to play games with you".  Referring to the 45's only policy that I reserved again for this episode. For only 45's that was a nasty country run and HOW ABOUT THAT MR ROBOTO. Holy Schmokes. Apologies for the pops and scratches, most of these records range from 40-70 years old and not everybody took the best care of their 45 records through the Cold War, Watergate, the fall of the Soviet Union, the Bush Administration, his son's Administration, Dessert Storm and Covid. That's a lot of life for these records to be sounding like this. That Sinatra was from 1954. Ridiculous. I had a big time recording this, I hope someone out there enjoyed it. Until next time, I remain faithfully yoursYour favorite local internet disc jockeyBilly Bing Bong

For the first time in the decorated history of this podcast, your most trusted Host with the most is blasting 45's only for an entire setlist. To be honest I have enough 45's for probably 6-7 episodes. Recently picked up four more that I didn't even use in this set. Wooooow. One of them being the original Test Pressing of Mr. Roboto from Styx. How freakin wicked hot is that. It is actively 2:57 AM on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I just caught a wave and rode it. Nothing to do tomorrow other than show face at the local coffee shop and let everybody know what time it is. It's time for Papito to get his 32oz cold brew refill in my oversized super sick glass bottle thing so I can then effectively retreat back into my dark cave like Alfred and be a gluttonous caffeinated creep not seeing the sun again until I run out of coffee. As always, thank you for being here and I do fully expect to have a couple listeners show up heavy to the Salvio's 20 Year Anniversary. I swear they are some of my favorite people on the planet, not to mention the best slice of pizza pie I've ever had. The cannolis? Forget about it. An award winning restaurant that will always have some of my life's favorite memories. To take it a step deeper, on paper, the first time I was technically a disc jockey in front of other people was at Tony's daughter's birthday party. So stick that in your pocket. Show up to Salvio's Pizzeria in Cary NC at Noon on the 26th of this month. A limited run of hand printed Salvio's shirts by yours truly will be available to the public while supplies last. Hope someone enjoyed yet another fantastic installment from the boy. Til next timeThe Polka King of the Midwest,Deep Cut Donnie

It is I, DJ Witwicky of the Takagura Dojo. Here to break you off some knowledge via the World Wide Web. Welcome to Digital Dimension. No theme, rhyme or reason in this installment. Just following my ninja intuition and blasting an hour worth of jams for my beloved listening audience. Picked up a few new albums yesterday. I risked it all driving in the ice to leave the store with a 1980 Italian pressing of Jimi Hendrix, a disco Sly Stone album and two Redd Foxx comedy joints. Tremendous. As always, thank you for being here I hope someone enjoyed it. Keisha, keep rocking in the free world. Your Host with the Most,Billy Bing Bong

Byck to kick off the new year with a few bing bongs. Your favorite internet disc jockey, the Virtual Virtuoso returns with some new heat. Found an original '72 Hendrix album from the UK along with a few others not featured on this episode. My favorite portion of this episode would be the Yung Lean live performances, the truck performance in particular is worth the watch. So over the top creative. Hope someone out there enjoys the episode, I'll be back new week for another bing bong. Thank you, as always, for being a fantastic listening audience.Your Host with the Most,Virtual Virtuoso

If you are reading this, we have actively reached the quarter marlk of the 21st Century. Give yourself a pat on the back. Couple hurdles and mental breakdowns here and there but nobody is perfect. I, for one, am definitely guilty of crab swirling myself into a wicked lonesome existence but at the same time the grass isn't always greener. I'd much rather be piled up alone like Alfred in this Batcave than to have a raging case of stage 4 cauliflower ear from my wife bombarding me about how her friends husband took her to the Botanical Gardens and hired a professional photographer to hide in the bushes and I can't even tell you the rest because I blacked out from horrible conversation and cracked my frontal lobe on the edge of the mahogany coffee table. Sick. This room isn't that bad. The only person to text me Happy New Year on time last night was none other than VIP listener Keisha. Shouts to Keisha holding it down. Wishing everybody the best year of their lives.Live from the moon,Alfred

I thought I'd accompany this new Daft Punk record with the rest of my dance tunes but had a last second change of heart. No rhyme or reason this installment as I do as I please because sure enough, I am the Captain Kirk of this here enterprise. Tons of new records at my disposal so I'm sure the next installment will be wwwwwicked hooooaht. I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas now it's back to the old grind stone. Be safe on New Years I can't afford to lose any of the listeners that I have. Better yet, be a sweet child of God and stay home. Mind your business on New Years let everyone else take the ear beating from the lonely shingle salesman at the Applebees bar. Listen to DJ Witwicky, jump up and down and hug your loved ones. Big things coming this year I can feel it. Thank you and many blessings to all. Your Host with the Most,Deep Cut Donnie

I watched the first two Home Alone movies recently, knew what was coming and still giggled like an idiot. Out of respect, here is the Cheese Pizza Mix. A 20 minute Home Alone House Music Mix with the remainder of the installment being my traditional Christmas music on vinyl. Hoping someone will have the gaul to play this while their family opens presents  and let your favorite internet disc jockey be a part of your family's Christmas this year. I hope all my listeners get what they want for Christmas, I already have everything I want. I'm relatively healthy, I have a purple car, a gargantuan stack of bing bongin vinyl records and Bill Belichick is my head football coach. Asking Santa for anything else is selfish. I want the UFO's to leave New Jersey alone that's all I want for Christmas how's that. TODAY I dropped the Hill Bill Tee on www.coffeestainclothing.com check those out. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. It was silent all throughout the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even yo mama.The Polka King of the Midwest,DJ Witwickatron

No consistent theme this episode as I, your honorable host with the most, will ping pong through decades and genres. Funk, Hard Rock, Hip Hop. Everything from James Brown to the Ying Yang Twins. As always, thank you for choosing to be here. Visit www.coffeestainclothing.com to see what is currently available. Follow coffeestainclothing and tremendousopinions on IG as well to not miss a drop.Player-Hater Extraordinaire,DJ Witwicky

In this installment we navigate through nearly two hours of emotional torture. Welcome to Heartbreak Hotel, you may check out anytime you like but you may never leave. Check out my store at  www.coffeestainclothing.com last week I released the Bliss Eternal Hoodie. A hand-printed iPad doodle on the front, back and sleeve. Hope someone out there enjoyed this wicked hot installment. Until next time..Your trusted Host with the Most,DJ Witwickatron

In this installment, we skip through my favorite MC's of all time. Some were left off, Andre 3000 had a solid feature last episode, ASAP Rocky's Live Love A$AP mixtape was a staple of my young adulthood. Both were not featured this episode among others, I'm sure the Boom Bap will make a comeback to fill out the roster. What an incredible run from Jay Electronica. This installment was mostly vinyl. The Eternal Sunshine portion of Jay Elect and the Fred Again features at the end were the only non-vinyl features which when you think about it.. Pretty disgusting. E-40 Yay Area, Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Curren$y, Jay Elect, Earl Sweat and Action Bronson all on vinyl. That's a bing bong and a half. Thank you, as always, for being here. We released the Bliss Eternal Hoodie on www.coffeestainclothing.com free shipping through the rest of the weekend. Mucho GustoYour fav internet disc jockey,DJ Witwickatron

Nobody stands a chance when the Rizzmaster laces up the cleats. I am most definitely BYCK. Hope somebody utilizes this full serving of game from ya boy DJ Witwickatron. Loverboy Supreme over here frolicking around in no-man's land, I need to stop typing because I have no clue what I'm even saying. Who am I kidding I have zero game. My mojo died eons ago. Rick James is dead and I don't feel too good, myself. Thank you for being here, hope somebody enjoyed it. All eyes on Coffee Stain this week, possibly two separate drops. WoooooowYour Host with the Most,Throbert De Niro

The lovey dovey episodes meet an abrupt end as we delve into Deep Dark Descension. Hopscotching through Black Sabbath studio and live albums, meshed with various other dark and heavy tracks. I did sing System of A Down again and I do deeply apologize for the onslaught that your ears had to endure. Leveled the playing field and brought us back to light with Jay Electronica putting a wrap on this installment. As always, thank you for choosing to be here. www.coffeestainclothing.com will have a new release this week. Other than that, stay cheesyYour fav c-list internet disc jockey,Throbert Duvall

Inspired by the re-imagining of Fred Again and Joy Anonymous' Peace U Need at the Sydney Opera House. Incredible video to go with it on Youtube, definitely worth the click. Alt reasons for this fantastic emergency broadcast are looming but I swiftly refuse to bore my listening audience to pieces about news regarding my potential love life. It's raining. It's pouring. My love life is boring me to tears :')The Polka King of the Midwest,Throbert Pattinson

Like the Undertaker, my mojo sprang out of a lifeless box and blossomed into a shadow of its former self, but blossomed none the less. A slight speed bump in the solemnly enlightened shamanistic route in which I was partaking. I met a lovely lady, we attempted to put together a puzzle while sprawled in the floor discussing the intricacies of our separate existences. Jai Paul was played. A lovely entrance back into the light of the world. In other words.. DJ Witwicky is BYCK. As always, thank you for choosing to be here. Deet Doot. Bing Bong.Your most honorable disc jockey,Throbert De Niro

This weekend has been one of the better weekends for storm watching I've ever had. The best thunder I've ever heard in my life so I figured I'd pile on in here, fondle around and make a rainy day set for the fine folks of the interweb. I realized in post that I didn't name off the Drake segment in succession so here it goes.Summer Is Over InterludeFire & DesireFire & Desire (Rick James)Look What You've DonePeakAs always, thank you for clicking on the podcast of a lowly internet disc jockey such as myself. It's a real honor and a privilege to be trusted with the aux every week by you fine people. Til next time..Trusted Disc Jockey,DJ Witwickatron

Short installment this week but I'm pressed for time. I spent yesterday with an old buddy from high school, we shot the breeze and proceeded to play some nostalgic tunes of our glory days. A few of those tunes are featured in this episode as well as some live audio that I captured on the last leg of Fred Again's North American Tour. As always, check out www.coffeestainclothing.com see what's currently available. Thank you for clicking on my podcast, my poor Dolphins just lost a heartbreaker to the lowly Indianapolis Colts so I'm going to sulk in my sorrows, see y'all next weekYour Host with the Most,Trill Murray

This installment dropping the very day that Fred Again is on the last stop of his North American Tour. Your favorite internet disc jockey will be in attendance and I'm all fired up about it. To celebrate, here is over an hour of Fred jams featuring my vinyl and live performances. Chopped up by yours truly. Visit www.coffeestainclothing.com to get the party started.Your Host with the Most,DJ Witwicky

Your favorite premium internet disc jockey, Barry Boppins back in the saddle to give the populous what it so desperately needs. Switching gears from genre to genre, it makes no sense and is irrational progression but I'm the Captain Kirk of this here enterprise and if I want to play Michael Jackson and Puff Daddy I'll do it. I don't, but if I wanted to I would. Every time I hear the name P Diddy, Puff Daddy whatever.. All I hear in my head is Obama saying "and I'd like to thank... Puff.. DaAaAddy" hahaha unbelievable. I need to go in the living room and catch this Cowboys Steelers game, not because of the fierce competition and stunning feats of athleticism. The NFL has put me to sleep in the floor 4 out of 5 weeks. I need to go in there because my absolute boy Snoop Dogg is on the broadcast. Thanks to all that are here, hope you enjoyed it. I'm thuroughly convinced that not a single human has read any of these descriptions I've ever written and that's a dang shame because I really think it's my favorite part of this whole process. Bing Bong,Barry Boppins

Staying up way past my bedtime to blast this one to the populus, once again we have abandoned all rhyme and reason as I play whatever I want to. Even put a country run in there. In other news, tonight we ate a cheesecake that I bought for my sisters birthday a couple days ago. Holy moly this cheesecake. With a nice jar of strawberry preserves shut your filthy mouth. I even cut strawberries to put on top. Who's better than DJ Witwicky? Thank you as always for being here, hope someone enjoyed itYour fav C-list disc jockeyBill "The Bing Bong" Swarsky

Utterly and absolutely demolished by NyQuil, ya boy showing up for yet another riveting installment of audible delight. The flu game episode. I take rhyme and reason and laugh in their face as I randomly bounce from genre to genre, displaying only the cheesiest of tunes. I'm going to stop typing before I just fall over and sleep on the keyboard. That purple drink whooping me up and down right now. Hope someone out there enjoyed it and I hope I didn't drop the ball in editing. I cut this episode in absolute cheese master zombie mode. Thank you as always for being here,Your Host with the Most,Bill "The Bing Bong" Swarsky

Completely abandoning rhyme or reason as I do what I want, wicked Witwicky style. A couple of slowed reverb renditions in there, I even get fired up as a middle aged man and sing a couple bars of Boylife in EU by Yung Lean. Didn't have that on my checklist of things to do this year but glad that it happened anyway. In other random news, last week on IG I saw that an old best friend of mine from high school was playing a gig in a band. This guy was a roommate of mine we had so many laughs and did the coolest stuff, I haven't seen him in years. I checked and the venue was 20 minutes from my place so I just showed up. Didn't tell him beforehand and he saw me from the stage. Biggest cheese on this guy's face when he knew it was me. Buddy killed it playing some Tony Iommi style metal lead and it was great, I'm glad I crawled out of my shell and actually showed up. Holy moly what an ear beating what am I a novelist now? My fingers hurt and I have football to watch. My fantasy team is due to keel over and take a swan dive at any moment. As always, thank you for being here.. Hope someone enjoys itYour Host with the Most,DJ Witwicky 

Greetings internet listeners, this installment is inspired by Fred Again..'s newest album drop as well as the latest finds I've left the record store with. Hope someone out there enjoys it, www.coffeestainclothing.com houses my shirt designs and currently we are selling some NIL shirts for UNC Football players Caleb Hood and Jahvaree Ritzie. Jahvaree in the opening week of college football was named the Outland National Player of the Week by the Associated Press. Then, in week 2, he had another couple of sacks against Charlotte at home. How fantastic is that. As well we have a few more Dojo of the Rising Sun shirts still available. Thank you for being hereYour Host with the Most,DJ Witwicky

The majority of this installment is a late tip of the cap to the greatest, Mr. Tony Bennett. Trying to keep a rainy New York day type of feel for this episode, I was surprised to actually pass an hour of this style of music and to be honest I think I could go for another hour. The Chi-Lites with Oh Girl and Tony Bennett singing Wonderful World has to be my personal favorite parts of this episode. No reason for doing this type of episode other than it's what I wanted to do. I got emotional at work the other day listening to Tony and figured I'd put together something real nice for the people across the inter-web. My newest t-shirt, Dojo of the Rising Sun is available now at www.coffeestainclothing.com and one of the athletes that I made shirts for, Jahvaree Ritzie, had 3 sacks in the season opener at Minnesota. The most jumping around I've done for a football game since Boise State did the back to back trick plays. Hope someone out there enjoys the episode, as always, thank you for being herePolka King of the Midwest,DJ Witwicky

From Hendrix to System of a Down, trying to cover all bases on this rock n roll installment. Apologies for the absolute ear torture at the end. The Hendrix 45 with Purple Haze and Foxey Lady sounded so grimed out and the vocals were distorted with some wicked lo-fi sound that has me on the lookout for more similar cuts in the future. Beautiful. Every record sounds different and finds like this is really why I still do this. Coming up soon I think I'll do some slow songs, I've found some really great stuff lately. As always, thank you for being here. I'd bet not a single soul reads these things and this effort and thought is entirely wasted matter. Never the less, a 31 year old disc jockey with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER TO DO and an everlasting void of a love life finds this creative space amusing and worth while. Check out coffeestainclothing on Instagram for drop info. As always, thank you for being hereYour Host with the Most,Polka King of the Midwest

Welcome to DJ Witwicky's Dance Mix. Heavily inspired by the bonus features on the Shrek 1 DVD. From Funk to Spanish, Hip Hop and House music. We have it all on this spectacular installment. But honestly, aside from music I had my mind blown about an hour ago. Beverly Hills Ninja has long been my favorite comedy movie and I've seen it over 100 times easy. Tonight, letting it play in the living room, I realized that one of my favorite podcasters actually played a prominent role in the movie over 25 years ago but he was in disguise and it took me 100 times and years watching to figure it out. Will Sasso plays the role of Chet Walters ink specialist and is involved in the famous laughing mushroom scene. One of my favorite scenes. Unbelievable how stupid I feel. No idea why I felt the need to type this revelation into my Dance Mix bio, but it's typed already and whatever. As always, thank you for being here. Dojo of the Rising Sun by Coffee Stain dropping next week on the websiteYour favorite disc jockey,DJ Witwickatron

In my notebook to kick things off I wrote down "Love You Long Time" and as it progressed, one of the songs took me over the top. I scratched out Love You and put "Love Me Long Time". Nice. I had about 20 other albums that were valid options, so that just means the Love You Long Time mix is still to come. As always, thank you for being here. Please check out www.coffeestainclothing.com for my art on shirts, currently we have an NIL shirt available. Caleb Hood, RB for UNC and we have another mystery player dropping this week. Your host with the most loves youLonesome Lover,DJ Witwicky

Your favorite C-List internet disc jockey resurfacing to give you the first of many installments to come. Un-retired and ready to drop off this super hot heat for you, my beautiful digital populous. This episode is the Mad Melancholy Mix, Mad as in the New York usage. For instance, "that hot dog was mad greasy" or "Shorty had mad game". The idea is that the drops from now on won't be chronological, but will be chosen to fit a predetermined theme. The first of those being Melancholy, a word I've always liked and it fit the bill for what I wanted to do. Hope someone out there enjoys it. Check out www.coffeestainclothing.com to see what is currently available and follow tremendousopinions on IG for all episode and drop info. As always, thank you for being here.Your un-retired disc jockey,DJ Witwicky

Really not trying to give anybody cauliflower ear. Just wanted to go out with a bang and the best DJ set I've ever seen in my life an ol boy did something strategically similar to what I did in the first 10 minutes of the episode. Hope somebody out there enjoyed it. No idea when I'll be inspired to pile back on here and do another set. I really went hard on 90-100 specifically for this purpose. Give the people something to tide you over until I figure it all out. Til then, follow tremendousopinions and coffeestainclothing on Instagram for all updates and drops. A few DJ Witwicky shirts still available now on the website. Your fav c-list internet disc jockey thanks you for being hereYour most honorable Master of Ceremonies,DJ Witwicky

As the sun sets on this wonderful series, I'm met with a cocktail of joy and sadness. I do wish I could do this forever and continue to grow but then I'd never make another YouTube episode. My love life would continue to bore me to tears. These things take up my whole weekend every week pretty much. The idea is to get the Youtube fired back up, test the waters and go from there. Who knows maybe in a week I'll scratch my head, run to the record store and be right back here breaking you off a piece. Come back like Jordan wearing the 45. In all seriousness, BIG thank you to any and everyone who clicks on this thing. Although I'm retiring the series, I'll keep them right here just incase someone wants to retroactively listen. My only goal for this episode in particular was to have as much fun as possible doing this, and to make it longer than the extended cut Lord of the Rings.. Which both of those things were easily accomplished. ALERT ALERT ALERT. DJ Witwicky Tee Shirts available at www.coffeestainclothing.com right now. Follow tremendousopinions on IG for future plans and updates. Thank you for being a part of this, I really appreciate it.Your Host with the Most,DJ Witwicky