Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Let Me Ask You… Was Trump's Assassination attempt an inside job? So, what did you think of the Olympic Opening Ceremonies? Why are Dems so excited about Kamala Harris? Should Trump debate Kamala? How many people have you unfriended on Facebook recently? So, what do you think of “White Dudes For Harris”? Will Biden be able to put term limits on the Supreme Court? Will Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get married or break up? Isn't the new Democratic talking point “They are Weird” is Weird?   Did You Hear? Muslim Olympian in Howling Pain Moments After Snubbing Israeli Opponent The Moon is Slowly Drifting Away from Earth and It's Beginning to Impact Us Ohio Jail Accidentally Frees Murder Suspect Because Of Typo Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine Female frogs may eat male suitors after mating call in act of ‘sexual cannibalism,' new theory suggests Thief drops wallet while fleeing Wisconsin mall, returns to ‘destroy' store when denied wallet back Treasure hunter finds heartbreaking note buried in the sand on the beach: ‘Profoundly sad' Blind mystic Baba Vanga says the end times will commence in 2025  Thanks for Listening & Please Subscribe to our Youtube Channel & Like our Instagram, X, & Facebook pages 

Let Me Ask You… Tell us about how you came up with the idea of “Open Bar Comedy” You recently shared news about your health. Would you like to share that with us now? If there was one thing you could go back in time to change about your life or decision you made, what would it be? What is your most memorable moment on stage? What are some of the things you don't like about the business of comedy? Have you ever gotten into a verbal or physical fight with another comic? How do you feel about “Crowd Work” Have you ever Blocked someone on Facebook? If so, why? If you weren't a comedian, what would you be doing? Who is on your Comedy Mount Rushmore? What's your favorite type of Pizza? Think Crust, Sicilian? What's your favorite topping? Did You Hear? Everyone Agrees That Ingrid Andress‘ MLB All-Star Game National Anthem Is The Worst One Since Fergie Sang At The 2018 NBA All-Star Game Jack Black's Tenacious D bandmate faces backlash over comment about Trump assassination attempt 11-year-old sets two Long Island houses on fire in 4th of July mishap, adult who provided fireworks arrested 6-foot-9 model holds title for world's tallest catwalker from the Guinness Book of World Records NYC banker allegedly seen punching woman at Pride event surrenders to police Woman allegedly beat man to death over unpaid sex on NYC street: sources American Airlines flight had to make emergency landing after man exposed himself and urinated in aisle, authorities say LET'S ASSOCIATE: DOUGIE SAY A WORD OR PHRASE & GUEST(S) SHARE THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHETHER IT'S A WORD, THOUGHT OR STORY OF SIGNIFICANCE.

Let Me Ask You… What was your First Rock Concert? You witness a guy man handling a woman, do you get involved, or do you ignore? What's your most memorable tv show or series? What makes a good handshake? What is the key to winning a fist fight? Do you have a last minute move or action before going to hands with someone? Lastly, what would you do in this situation. Man Goes on Honeymoon Without Wife After Her Sister Goes into Labor During Wedding: 'Was I Supposed to Sit at Home? Did You Hear? New Jersey couple just sitting in their backyard when massive object falls from sky 'out of nowhere' Bill Belichick, 72, is dating 24-year-old former cheerleader Jordon Hudson Chris Martin stops Coldplay show after comic tries to rush stage wrapped in Israeli flag Los Angeles removes traffic signs used to 'target and persecute' gay community A 'potty-mouthed parrot' is up for adoption. 300 people came forward for the cursing conure. Rocket company develops massive catapult to launch satellites into space without using jet fuel: '10,000 times the force of Earth's gravity' Ever wonder how soccer referees warm up? (Ben, isolate video) Italian lawmakers brawl in parliament over reforms LET'S ASSOCIATE: DOUGIE SAY A WORD OR PHRASE & GUEST(S) SHARE THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHETHER IT'S A WORD, THOUGHT OR STORY OF SIGNIFICANCE.  

Let Me Ask You… How's single life treating you? How's the dating scene treating you? Have you had to wear a condom recently? Now that you don't share your home with anyone, what do you like to do best when you're home alone? Have you seen any Russian warships in the Caribbean? Who will Trump pick as his VP? Will Biden end up being the Democratic Nominee? If not, who will take his place? In regard to college anti-Israel protests, should we bring back the “Water Cannon”? Recently George Lopez walked off stage because of non-policed heckler, what is your worst or most memorable “Heckler Encounter” Do you listen to Howard Stern? Did You Hear? Officer uses Taser on fan who ran onto GABP field, did backflip at Reds-Guardians game Woman walks more than two hours to Iceland airport to avoid $200 taxi charge ‘Late Night With Seth Meyers' Cuts Ties With Live Band Amid Budget Cuts  John McEnroe faces backlash over comment about French Open winner Iga Swiatek 'throwing on a little makeup Video shows suspected arsonist experience instant karma while reportedly trying to torch ex-girlfriend's house The Moon is slowly drifting away from Earth and it's beginning to impact us Race Walker Laura García-Caro Loses Out on Medal After Celebrating Too Early: 'I Thought I Had It'  LET'S ASSOCIATE: DOUGIE SAY A WORD OR PHRASE & GUEST(S) SHARE THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHETHER IT'S A WORD, THOUGHT OR STORY OF SIGNIFICANCE.  

Let Me Ask You… Tell me how you started “Man Chewing Gum”? Is the Woke Movement Dead? What is your favorite part of being a stand-up comic? Tell us about your worst ever comedy gig? Where is your favorite place to perform? Do you believe or trust the news? What was the worst gig you've ever done? Who would be on your comedy Mount Rushmore? Would you get in a Robo-Taxi? Who would win in a fight, Freddy Kruger or Jason? What is your favorite Cheat Food? Did You Hear? Police search for man who punched actor Steve Buscemi on Manhattan street: NYPD Mother, child get trapped inside port-a-potty after man knocks it over YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming under the influence Nearly $40,000 in cash found in restrooms of Marysville businesses Family receives wrong body after father died on vacation 85-year-old victim alleges prostitute carjacked him after sex, woman arrested: PBSO Milan poised to ban ice cream, pizza and more after midnight after new proposed law  LET'S ASSOCIATE: DOUGIE SAY A WORD OR PHRASE & GUEST(S) SHARE THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHETHER IT'S A WORD, THOUGHT OR STORY OF SIGNIFICANCE

LET ME ASK YOU Tell me about, “Next Goal Wins.” How cool is it to have a movie made about a moment in your life? How you feel about Michael Fassbender being chosen to play you? What enticed you the most to take that coaching job? Who is your pick for the next World Cup Winner? Tell us about the documentary they are shooting about you? How important is Honesty when coaching? What is up with Manchester United? What is the Best Futbal League in the World? Is Inter Miami getting David De Gea? DID YOU HEAR? USA players slam Sergiño Dest for getting two yellow cards in 30 seconds in 2-1 loss Bryce James, LeBron James' youngest son, transfers back to Sierra Canyon in 3rd move of last 6 months FUNNIEST HEADLINE OF THE WEEK! Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors THANK FOR LISTENING & PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & WATCH OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL 

Let Me Ask You Dougie's Buying a home in New Braunfels TX Have you seen the “Giant's Door” in Oregon New Material, Last Best New Joke, Worst New Joke With the World on Fire, noticing tension out there? Is it just me, or does the Tesla Cyber Truck look like something you made in shop class? Did You Hear? 'Stand your butt up': Fistfight nearly breaks out during Senate hearing until Bernie Sanders steps in Carjackers Who Couldn't Drive Manual Car Shot by Car Owner, Police Say Florida woman hurls sausage at gas station cashier during heated argument, deputies say Grubhub Driver Claims Delivering Cup Of Urine Instead Of Milkshake Was ‘An Accident' Bull semen: Artificial insemination tanks stolen in County Tyrone Theft of 2 million dimes from truckload of coins from US Mint leaves four facing federal charges LET'S ASSOCIATE: DOUGIE SAY A WORD OR PHRASE & GUEST(S) SHARE THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHETHER IT'S A WORD, THOUGHT OR STORY OF SIGNIFICANCE. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL 

Let Me Ask You How far do we go back? How was the World Series of Comedy? Do you want to talk about adversity & how motivating it can be? How great is it to be in this business of Comedy? Tell me more about you latest project “Hey Doc” DID YOU HEAR? Florida man caught on video allegedly injecting chemical agent under neighbor's door, making family with baby sick Gardener catches nightmarish neighbor poisoning their plants in broad daylight: ‘You need to press charges' Florida man and woman were ‘doing stretches' by a pool, cops say. Then came the attack A high school band director was tased by cops at a football game after he refused orders to stop his musicians from playing A San Francisco bakery is refusing to serve police officers because its policy does not allow guns inside the store Lesbian speed-dating event can ban trans women Woman loses toe inside Las Vegas Strip hotel room after she tells man $200 is ‘not enough' LET'S ASSOCIATE: DOUGIE SAY A WORD OR PHRASE & GUEST(S) SHARE THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHETHER IT'S A WORD, THOUGHT OR STORY OF SIGNIFICANCE. Thanks For Listening & Please Subscribe to our Youtube Channel 

Let Me Ask You What was your most memorable “Bombing” moment? Are you surprised that Fake Meat has been a complete failure? Who do you think started the fires in Maui? If you could see any band from the past perform one more time, who would it be? Michael Jackson or Prince? What bad habits of others piss you off the most? If you were King for the Day, what would you do with shoplifters? Where you Happy or Sad when the US Woman's National Soccer Team was eliminated from the World Cup? Did You Hear? Hawk drops snake on woman - and both animals attack her Armed good Samaritan shoots suspect who allegedly knocked out elderly man in restaurant bathroom Nude 'Tour de France' banned for public indecency on several of its stages Spain wins Women's World Cup, celebration marred when soccer federation leader locks lips with player Womb transplants mean pregnancy for biological men ‘in next 10 years' ‘Y'all Let Boys Do Anything': Mom Faces Backlash on Social Media for Allowing 15-Year-Old Son to Get a Tattoo on His Birthday Thanks For Listening! Please Subscribe to our Youtube Channel 

LET ME ASK YOU Do you believe in Aliens? If so, are we far from them landing on Earth and making contact? I believe we aren't far from witnessing our first "Modern Day Ghost Towns".  Which of these cities do you think will be deemed our first Ever? San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles, or Chicago? Would you trust being driven in a Driver Less Car? Brony James, son of Lebron James, suffers cardiac arrest. Was it the Covid vaccine? Does age matter when it comes to our politicians? Where was Carlee Russell for 48 yours after she went missing after claiming to see a baby on the interstate Highway & then supposedly abducted?  DID YOU HEAR? Scientists Bring 46,000-Year-Old Worm Back to Life Dennis Rodman Gets Huge Tattoo of Girlfriend Yella on His Face: 'Why Not' Nurse fired for secret affair with patient who died during sex in hospital parking lot Mobile meth lab found at Florida Welcome Center on I-95 south, FHP and Nassau deputies responding Naked woman gets out of car at major Bay Area bridge, starts firing gun Japanese Kabuki Star Ichikawa Ennosuke Indicted for Assisting Parents' Double Suicide Singer detained for dropping shorts on stage at festival in China's ‘City of Rock' Trump's WH doc turned GOP Rep detained at Texas rodeo amid ‘chaotic' scene Ga. Cop Surprises Boy with PlayStation After Police Were Called on Him for Offering to Do Yardwork LET'S ASSOCIATE: Dougie says a Word or Phrase & our guest(s) Share the 1st thing that comes to mind.  Thanks for Listening & Please Subscribe here and on our Youtube Channel 

Let Me Ask You What are some of the women I should stay away from? Where are the best places to meet successful middle-aged woman? What are some of your “Deal Breakers” when it comes to your man? Ladies, if your husband let you have sex with one man, who would that man be? In lieu of Madonna's continued meltdowns, how hard do you think it is to be famous, but then lose it? If a flying saucer landed in front of you and invited you in, would you go? Are you a Fireworks Person? Need to be the one lighting them off? Did You Hear? Fireworks explosion kills 1, injures 9 others in Michigan US Secret Service investigating as cocaine reportedly found in White House Actor forbids "bigots" from watching his work after Supreme Court ruling The mother of the 19-year-old who died on the imploded Titanic submersible says she was supposed to go on the dive, but gave her son her spot because he 'really wanted to go' Fan throws bag of ashes at Pink during tour concert Man stabbed with samurai sword after attacking Seattle homeowner with a pitchfork Microscopic Louis Vuitton knockoff bag "narrow enough to pass through the eye of a needle" sells for more than $63,000 Arizona Woman sends man 159,000 texts, breaks into his home after single date & Finally Let's Associate Thanks for Listening 

Special Episode, "The Widower & Divorce" Let Me Ask You New Comedy Tour Widowed & Divorced or Divorced & Widowed? How are you holding up? What's your best coping advice? What's your worst sexual experience? Names? Newly being single, what is it you need to work on the most? What are your dating Deal Breakers? If given the choice of 2M or a Woman of your Dreams, which one do you choose? Who is the worst Biden cabinet member, Kamala, Mayor Pete, or Mayorkas? Did You Hear? White House Bans Trans Influencer for Flashing Breasts at Pride Event: ‘Inappropriate and Disrespectful' President Joe Biden Accused of Trying to Grope Eva Longoria After Joking About Knowing Her Since She Was 17 Years Old Queer and Trans Nuns' Protest at Dodgers Pride Night, Receive Award from Team Video emerges that reportedly shows Conor McGregor leading rape accuser into bathroom at Heat arena A homeowner slept in his closet with a gun to confront the man who had been squatting in his house for months, reports say She was at Dollar General in just a towel — and then it came off, Florida police say AI finds conservative women more attractive and happier in photos Earth's Spin Has Shifted—And Humans Are To Blame Thanks For Listening  

Let Me Ask You...? Does the rest of the world hate Americans? Is Lizzo Sexy? What is the worst car you have ever owned? The NAACP & LGBTQ Warn their own to avoid traveling to Florida. It's not Safe!!! Do you think Florida is safe? Did You Hear? Critics explode over US Navy use of drag queen to solve recruiting crisis Prolific sperm donor with over 500 children must pay $110K if he donates again, court rules Lottery players try to work after jackpot win in Iowa. He ‘lasted about five minutes'. Woman accused of drugging date in Miami, stealing $600,000 in jewelry ‘Let's call it what it is: stupidity.' Driver mad someone honked at him opens fire on former officer China fines comedy troupe $2m for joke about the military Let's Associate Dougie Says a Word or Phrase & Guest(s) Share the 1st Thing That Comes to Minda Thanks For Listening 

Let Me Ask You Have you ever been on a plane with a crying baby? Do you think Lizzo is Sexy? Do you believe we landed on the moon? When it comes to dating, what is your biggest Deal Breaker? Have you ever been fired? The Pentagon says there may be an alien mothership in our galaxy probing & monitoring us. Do you think aliens are friends or foes? Do you think Artificial Intelligence will help humanity or destroy it? Does ketchup or mustard need to go in the refrigerator? Did You Hear? Irate passenger goes on angry mid-air rant over crying infant, screamed he was in a 'tin can' with a baby Parents upset over whip cream licking event at Kennewick middle school Man woke up to find his dog had chewed his toe 'to the bone' Video Shows Drunk Man Falling From the 19th Floor, Stands Unfazed and Sings All the Way to the Hospital Kentucky woman wins $500,000 from birthday present lottery ticket Leg-lengthening surgery is gaining popularity among men in US Chinese Man Sent To Prison For Scaring 1,100 Chickens Of His Neighbour To Death: Report Let's Asscociate Thanks For Listening 

Let Me Ask You Madonna, Older Hottie or Dried up Skank? What's a Woman? Have you quit drinking Bud Light and wearing Nike Sports Bras due to those companies using transwoman Dylan Mulvaney as their spokersperson? What is or has been your best Vertical Leap? What is your favorite Slurpy flavor? When you fly, Window Seat or Aisle? If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be? What does it mean to die of “Natural Causes? Did you Hear? ‘No true words': Mississippi police appalled, arrest woman accused of filming ‘disgusting' sexual acts with dogs A YouTuber was making a prank video in a Virginia mall. He said the prankee took it badly and shot him. Man in China spends 21 hours begging on his knees for ex-lover to take him back Dalai Lama apologizes for asking boy to suck his tongue A Canadian woman has one month to get rid of more than 130,000 vintage chocolate bars — but is struggling to give them away before the expiration date  Couple reportedly beheaded themselves in sacrifice with homemade guillotine. & Let's Associate Thank for Listening 

LET ME ASK YOU? WHAT IS YOUR ALL TIME RECORD IN WRESTLING? WHAT IS YOUR ALL TIME RECORD IN STREET FIGHTS? WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE WRESTLING MATCH? WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE STREET FIGHT? EVER GET A BONER WRESTLING? HAVE YOU OR DO YOU PLAN ON ATTENDING A SCHOOL BOARD MEETING? DO YOU BELIEVE THERE'S INTELLIGENT LIFE ELSEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE? SHOULD TIK TOK BE BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES? DID YOU KNOW THE SHOOTER IN NASHVILLE WAS A TRANSGENDER? DOES JOHN FETTERMAN HAVE A BODY DOUBLE? HOW DO YOU EAT OREO COOKIE? DID YOU HEAR?  Family Feud contestant charged with murdering wife joked about marriage on show Florida Republican Will Robinson Jr. Tricked Into Reading Fake Dirty Names At Committee Meeting Florida bill aimed at creating harsher penalties for slow left-lane drivers: 'Supposed to move over' Florida beachgoers detail unexpected encounters with nudists Startup says the seaweed blobbing toward Florida has a silver lining Alien mothership lurking in our solar system could be watching us with tiny probes, Pentagon official suggests Reddit user slams slowness of fellow air passengers after plane lands: 'Absolutely clueless' LET'S ASSOCIATE Dougie shares a word or expression and our guest(s) share the first thing that comes to mind THANKS FOR LISTENING 

Let Me Ask You.... How would you handle an open mic comic who's heckling other comics? Congratulations on your Dry Bar Special! Any advice to comics who are considering doing a Dry Bar Special? How would you compare the West Coast comedy audience to the East Coast comedy audience? Prefer one over the other? What is it like to perform in a large theater or arena? Did you hear about Tiger Woods kicking his bitch to the curb? (1) You find out your buddy's wife is cheating on him. Do you tell him & if so, How? Did you Hear? Chris Rock's botched Will Smith joke edited out of Netflix special Colin Kaepernick Says His White Adoptive Parents Perpetuated Racism Dad discovers his daughter's a stripper, refuses to make her car payments any longer: 'It's my money' Maryland mom attacks daughter's alleged bully in middle school: Police Federal judge heckled at Stanford says 'don't feel sorry for me,' says mob behaved like 'dogs**t' Cruise Ship Magician gets attacked by jealous audience member Finally, Let's Associate Dougie shares a word or phrase and Dustin shares the first thing that comes to mind.  Thanks for Listening & Please Subscribe to our Youtube Channel 

Let Me Ask You... Have you seen Chris Rock's New Comedy Special? What are your feelings on Will Smith and Jadda Pinket Smith What is currently your biggest challenge in Comedy? Should grade school children be present at Drag Shows? Should schools notify parents if their children come out as gay to teachers or the school? Did Covid come from a bat or a Chinese Lab? Ever been on a plane & experienced SEVERE TURBULENCE? Did you Hear? Hershey's faces backlash over putting trans woman on candy bar wrapper for International Women's Day USA Powerlifting Must Allow Male Athletes to Compete against Females, Minnesota Court Rules Elon Musk says that A.I. robots will eventually outnumber people: 'It's not even clear what an economy means at that point' Walmart Set to Close All Stores in Portland amid Record-Breaking Retail Theft 'Bamboozled' carjackers end up empty handed after trying to take Houston man's car at gunpoint Laughter as Russia's Lavrov says war 'launched against us' Florida woman calls for 'Sugar Daddy-Mommy Appreciation Day' at local board meeting & Let's Associate 

Dougie Welcomes the Dope City Comedy Tour Tim Hanlon & Matt Bellak Let Me Ask You... Do you guys miss liviing in Florida? Are you still enjoying life on the road? What is your favorite state & worst state you've performed in? Do you guys trust Artificial Intelligence?  RIP Richard Belzer Did You Hear?  Wrong-way driver crashes, blames oncoming cars for being in her way, Florida cops say Florida Could Ban Dogs Sticking Their Heads Out of Car Windows Florida medics suspended after ‘dead' patient found to be breathing NASA confirms half-ton meteor crashed in South Texas A Bizarre Study Says People Can Live in Asteroids. It's Actually a Brilliant Idea. Lightning strikes Brazil's iconic statue, Christ the Redeemer, its crazy pictures go viral! Let's Associate! Dougie shares a word or phrase and our guest share the first thought or story that comes to mind Thanks For Listening 

LET ME ASK YOU... Have you seen the Tyre Nichols police beating? What is the over under on Whoopi Goldberg apologies for 2023? Elon Musk lost over 202B. Whats the biggest amount of money or wealth you've ever lost? Do you have classified documents in your home? Did you know Bill Cosby is going back on Tour? If you could travel through time, would you go back to the past or into the future? DID YOU HEAR? Illegal immigrants in NYC refuse to leave taxpayer-funded hotel rooms for migrant center,  Asteroid 2023 BU: Space rock passes closer than some satellites, Fart Seems To Erupt On 'The View' And The Question Is, Who Or What Dealt It? Caught on camera: Moment Florida cops arrest woman who allegedly shot sick husband of 50 years in hospital bed, A&W Announces 'Polarizing' Bear Mascot Will Now Wear Pants In Hilarious Troll, KC drug recovery center concerned with smell from grow operation, & Houston women who allegedly contracted STDs from janitor file lawsuit LET'S ASSOCIATE.. Dougie shares an expression or word with his guests and they share the first thing that comes to mind! Enjoy & Thanks for Listening 

Let Me Ask You... Should Student Loans be forgiven? Will you ever go to a Will Smith movie again? Will the Metaverse take off?  Lebron James or Michael Jordan? Messi or Rolando? Cake or Pie? Do You have any preshow rituals? Do you like working on Cruise Ships? What is your most memorable moment in comedy? What is your most embarassing moment in comedy? & Being a Califorian, any advice on being attacked by a coyote?  Did You Hear?  Canelo Alvarez wants to whoop Messi after he stepped on Mexco jersey at World Cup Adidas discussed buying the Yeezy name from Kanye West in 2018 to avoid staff being exposed to the rapper, report says...A Texas father is raising money after his ex-girlfriend burned his house down because she was upset another woman answered his phone...Air India has ordered its cabin crew to dye their gray hair...Thai man arrested after promoting crystal meth as skin brightener on TikTok...Every monk in Thai temple defrocked after testing positive for meth...Rats blamed for eating through 1.3 million joints' worth of marijuana in India...& Dog Shoots Owner Dead After Stepping on His Shotgun—Reports Thanks For Listening   

Dougie welcomes Florida Comedy Club Owners & fellow comics Adam Lowery & Mike Lee Let Me Ask You.... What's the most challenging part of owning a comedy club? How do you find comics to perform at your club? How important is it for a comedy club to have a weekly open mic? What are some of the qualities you look for in comedians to have them back? What are your top 3 things a comic can do to never be asked back? If you decide to NOT HIRE a comic, or have someone back, Do you Ghost Them or do you share your thoughts with them? Have you ever kicked someone out of the club? Do you have a system of handling unruly audience members? As of this moment, what has been the most memorable moment of your club? Did You Hear? Chinese ‘police station' in NYC that spies on dissenters run by shady charity on IRS blacklist...'After School Satan Club' causes a stir at California elementary school...Goalkeeper sent off for confronting fan who allegedly urinated in his drink...Chinese man, 50, runs marathon in under 3.5 hours while smoking cigarettes...& Texas man falls to his death after dancing on top of moving 18-wheeler passing under bridge & Let's Associate Thanks For Listening 

Let Me Ask You... What is it like to be such a bad ass and be able to speak your mind with no care of retaliation?  What message do you have for those celebrities leaving Twitter? Will attacks on politicians get better or worse? Would you pay $20 a month to maintain a Blue Check mark on Twitter? Who is your favorite Comedian alive or dead?  Would you mind sharing one of your favorite moments in comedy?  Have you ever taken Viagra or Cialis?  Did You Hear? 'World's Dirtiest Man' dies at 94, reportedly 'not long after' his first bath in 60 years Mondrian painting has been hanging upside down in art galleries for 75 years, art historian says Luke Bryan responds to criticism after Gov. Ron DeSantis appears at concert Kroger had to pay $180,000 to workers who were fired after they wouldn't wear LQBTQ+ pride symbols A man in China was hospitalized after he ate a whole, live crab to 'take revenge for my daughter' after it pinched her Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested 4 men plead guilty to conspiring to rape drugged wives after exchanging wife-sharing fantasies Let's Associate!  Dougie Plays Word Association with Guest!  Thank For Listening!   

Let Me Ask You... If you had a Superpower, What would it be?  How could you make "Dirty Bomb" Funny? Dr Fauci & Bill Gates, Good Guys or Bad Guys? What bad decision did you make & what did you learn from it? Have you ever been punched? Have you ever punched anyone?  Have you ever been banned from or kicked out of a restaurant or club?  Did You Hear?  Lindsay Lohan Was Banned From A Hotel For Not Paying Her $46,350 Bill, And 16 Other Famous People Who Were Banned From Places Kanye West Says Quentin Tarantino Ripped Off ‘Django' Movie Idea From Him Russian mothers are turning deadbeat fathers over to Putin and his draft. IPhotos show the Mississippi River is so low that it's grounding barges, disrupting the supply chain, and revealing a 19th-century shipwreck Let's Associate!  Dougie plays word association with today's guests!  Thanks for Listening! 

Host Dougie Almeida & Special Guest Monique Marvez! Let Me Ask You.... What is your favorite time of year?  What are the top 3 things you look for in a man?  What is the worst gift you ever got?  What are 2 of your top moments in comedy?  If there was one thing you could change about comedy, what would it be? Let's Associate, Dougie puts Monique through the ole, word association game.  Did You Hear?  NASA Succesfully Alters the course of an asteroid! Agency says BTS members will serve in South Korea's military A 140-Year-Old Pair of Levi's Was Found in a Mine Shaft. They Just Sold for Over $87,000 I lived, dated, and had sex in a van for 4 years. Here are the answers to 6 questions people always ask me. Nursing homes hire a stripper to entertain their seniors in wheelchairs A Young Man Became Allergic to Orgasms—but There's a Happy Ending Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife's grave ‘almost every morning,' NJ reports say 15,000 Ukrainians decide to have a mass orgy if Russia deploys nuclear weapon Thanks for Listening! 

LET ME ASK YOU... DO YOU THINK NASA'S DART PLAN CAN STOP AN ASTEROID FROM HITTING EARTH? WHO WOULD YOU PUT ON THE COMEDY MOUNT RUSHMORE? FOR YOU, WHAT IS THE BEST PART OF BEING A COMEDIAN? WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING A COMEDIAN? EVER HAVE TO WORK WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COOKIE? ON THE ROAD, WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 2-3 FAST FOOD TOLERANCES? STARBUCKS OR DUNKIN DONUTS? THANKS FOR LISTENING!

Dougie welcomes guitarist & co-founder of the Rock Bank "Jackyl" to today's show Let Me Ask You.... How Did Jackyl get started? Why the name "Jackyl"? What is Jackyl's song writting process? What are some of your favorite bands? Is it true one of your ancestors was a Pirate? Can a fat guy be a Rockstar? What are some of your hobbies? & What is the craziest thing that ever happened on tour?  Thanks For Listening & Please go Subscribe to our Youtube Channel 

Dougie asks Jimmy... How is living in Florida treating you? Is living in California becoming impossible? Would you mind sharing some Sam Kinison Stories? What was your most memorable moment in comedy? After the latest launch explosion, will people still be eager to go up in the Amazon rocket? The News is a Joke "Cops Shut Down Diner as Owner Celebrates Queen's Death With Champagne", "Mother, son indicted for public indecency after nude walk down Atlanta Highway", "Nigeria seizes donkey penises to be smuggled to Hong Kong", "Oklahoma Inmate Forced To Listen to 'Baby Shark' on a Loop Found Dead", & "Woman says Las Vegas Metropolitan Police arrested her for being too ‘good looking' Thanks for Listening! 

TODAY'S TOPICS  COMEDY TALK: RECENT BEST SHOW! / CROWD WORK / FEATURING VS HEADLINER PROS & CONS / CLEAN & DIRTY LET ME ASK YOU: BIDEN STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BILL, GOOD OR BAD? WHAT IS WORSE, SEA LEVELS RISING OR SPACE JUNK? TODAY'S FUNNY HEADLINES  "British firefighters rescue man with hand stuck in sofa", "Hong Kong is trialing ground-level signal lights so pedestrians can see them while browsing smartphones", "Hundreds bare it all, or just a little, during the Philly Naked Bike Ride", "AI uncovers thousands of hidden pools in France", "6-year-old ‘regularly' given Smirnoff Ices says it helps him sleep, Ohio sheriff says", & "Man 'Chopped Off' His Own Penis While Dreaming About 'Slaughtering a Goat' THANKS FOR LISTENING!

Today's Topics Your Thoughts on the Raid on Mara-Lago, Daughter of Puten Circle Dies in Car Bomb Inteded for her Dad, CDC Admits They May Have Been Less Than Informative, Alec Baldwin Did Pull the Trigger, Top 100 Comedy Movies of All Time, 7 Worst States to Retire In, Colorado is the Nation's Cocaine Use Capital & Finland's Prime Minister is Hot & Likes to Party! The News is a Joke "Florida man describes prying his head out of a 12-foot alligator's mouth as 'nothing short of a miracle', "Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist", "Japan's latest alcohol advice: please drink more", "Metal-detecting stranger retrieves woman's ring lost in sea", "Airplane part falls from sky, nearly hits man in Maine", & "White House reportedly doesn't approve of Dennis Rodman's plan to rescue Brittney Griner" Thanks For Listening! 

Today's Topics “What is the Sluttiest Thing a Man Can Do?”, Why Do So Many Comedians' Lives End in Tragedy? We Now Have 87K New IRS Agents Who are Armed & Dangerous . Salman Rushdie ATTACKED.  Want to See a Bear High on Rhodoendron Honey? Do You Know What A Knocker-Upper Was? The News is a Joke "A Royal Rumor Might Be Inspiring Straight Men to Get Pegged, and That's Beautiful", "Rise in popularity of anal sex has led to health problems for women", "TikTok users are 'vabbing' — wearing their vaginal juices as perfume to activate their natural attraction. A scientist says that makes no sense.", "Launceston thief who scooped coins from monkey enclosure pond 'now at risk of herpes', & "Man hospitalized after giving himself a nose job, prompting YouTube to remove DIY rhinoplasty video, report says" Thanks For Listening   

Today's Topics Nancy Pelosi Lands in Taiwan, Will Smith Officially Apologizes to Chris Rock & Chris Has No Response, Crime in NYC and the Victims are Treated Like the Criminals, & RIP NBA Great Bill Russell & Actress Nichelle Nichols, who played Lieutenant Nyuta Uhura in Star Trek The News is a Joke "Handcuffed woman dies after deputy forgets to shut patrol car door, GA officials say", "NYC woman who filed $10M lawsuit against Mafia family over son's vicious murder dies in Brooklyn car crash", "Texas man who shot a woman in the neck is killed after bullet also hits him", "Alabama Official Told Reporter Her Skirt Was Too Short To Witness An Execution", & "Veracruz woman gets her last wish: a giant penis to adorn her grave" Thanks for Listening & Please Subscribe to our Youtube Channel & View all of our Episodes 

Today's Topics Dave Chappelle cancels show in Minneapolis due to woke staff complaining, Will Comedy defeat wokeness? Tom Morello attacked on stage recently, Would you pay $4500 to see Bruce Springsteen? China makes threats should Nancy Pelosi visit Taiwan & Bystander walking the streets in China, catches baby who falls out of window.  The News is a Joke Trans Woman Now in Mens Prison After Impregnating 2 by Consensual Sex", "Chess-playing robot breaks boys finger at Moscow tournament", "Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can impregnate three women", "Doctors in Egypt extract mobile phone from patient's stomach", "Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing", "Man Pulls Gun on Women Who Didn't Thank Him for Holding Door Open: Police", "A racial slur was broadcast on The Weather Channel" & "Mexican scam loan apps will edit your face onto X-rated photos and send them to your family" Thanks for Listening

Today's Topics Dougie shares a hooker story from Ft Myers, Fla., Video Review of bodega owner who stabbed robber. Self Defense or Murder? If you want to own a gun in New York City, they'll have to approve you by reviewing your social media posts. Ever heard of the "Husband Stitch?" & We're about to hit 8 milliion people on Earth The News is a Joke "Dad ‘lived much longer than he deserved,' son writes in searing Florida obituary", "Scientists design contraceptives to limit grey squirrels", "Could Your Old Poop Cure You of Future Diseases?", "Sea lions appear to chase panicked beach-goers in San Diego", & "Big Nose, Small heart – Shameless Russian mother ‘sells her five-day-old baby boy for $3,600 to pay for nose job' Thanks for Listening 

Today's Topics Friends, Family & Covid, Seems some people are agains celebrating the 4th of July, US Military is having a hard time getting new recruits, Any ideas on how to improve that? Vladimir Putin says it would be discusting to see other world leaders shirtless, Who would you not want to see shirtless? & is Artificial Intelligence a danger to humanity? The News is a Joke "No more blasting the car radio across Florida. New law means fines for drivers jamming out", "Mom accused of flashing inmates as her kids played now faces prison time, PA judge says", "Mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss' son is a fabulous drag queen", "Chilean man who was accidentally paid 330 times his salary resigns, then vanishes", "60-Person Carnival Cruise Brawl Was Ignited by Alleged Threesome: Report", "Beer Made From Recycled Toilet Water Wins Admirers in Singapore", "Mayor marries alligator in white wedding dress for ancient ritual – they even kissed", & "Scientist Warns Men's Penises Are Shrinking And It Could Have Big Effect On Mankind's Survival" Thanks for Listening 

Today's Topics Pros & Cons of working cruise ships, What's your stage attire? Any jokes about Roe v Wade? & Watch Nancy Pelosi push daughter of newly elected AZ Congress woman. The News is a Joke "Naomi Osaka and LeBron's James' project ripped for name with explicit Swahili meaning: Not even ‘whispers', ‘Too much mayo on a sandwich': Subway customer kills employee, shoots woman over order", "Oklahoma man leads authorities on pursuit, found hours later hiding in cow manure", "Amazon's Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives", & "French's unveils Canada's next favorite summer treat: Ketchup-flavored ice pops" Thanks for Listening 

Today's Topics President Biden just keeps falliing, his polls and off his bike, Biden's daughter's diary shares how she showered with her dad, Some Democrats are now saying they would vote for Trump over Biden, Stephen Colbert's staff get arrested for breaching the Capitol, Red Flag and how they can be taken advantage of, & Less people in the US believe in God. The News is a Joke! "In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt", "Walking on Hot Coals: A Company Event Goes Wrong", "Feral Hogs Find and Destroy Cocaine Worth $22,000 Hidden in Woods", & "Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says" Thanks for Listening! 

Today's Topics The importance of owning up to your mistakes, Thoughts on Gun Control, Inflation & Comics Pay, You can Unsend a message on Apple products now, Haters & what they do, & Elvis Wedding in Vegas are Back! The News is a Joke "Man dies searching for Frisbees in Florida lake amid alligator warnings", "Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act", "A California woman found $36,000 cash inside the cushion of a free couch she got from a family on Craigslist", "Arrested Arizona ‘Penis Man' claims there are more Penis Men like him", "More Asian women are having sex with white men than with Asian men, study concludes.", "Teen records Texas man groping her on flight, feds say. Now he's going to prison", & "Strippers can apparently better forecast the market than your finance bro" Thanks for Listening & Please Subscribe to our Youtube Channel 

Today's Topics  How to tell a joke relating to tragedy, Pete Davidson says goodbye to SNL, Now we have Monkey Pox, & the guys review a couple current Conspiracy Theories The News is a Joke "Bank refuses to pay ransom to hackers, sends dick pics instead", "PORN AGAIN I ditched my job as a priest to become a porn star at 83 – why I believe sex brings you closer to god", "Man With World's First Double Arm Transplant Shares Recovery Journey", "Caught On Camera: Zookeeper Has Finger Bitten Off By Lion After Teasing It Through Cage", & "US Woman Shocked After Being Charged $40 "For Crying" During Doctor's Visit" Thanks for Listening   

Todays Topics Being a Florida Comic, Dave Chappelle Gets Tackled on Stage, Dean Shares Story of When He was Attacked by an Audience Member, Ways to Defend Yourself on Stage, & How Far Away are We From Complete Chaos?  The News is a Joke "A Russian reality TV show called 'I'm Not Gay' makes 8 contestants guess which is gay — and it's hosted by a right-wing politician", "NASA wants to send nudes to space in order to attract aliens", "Ulta Beauty apologizes for 'Come hang with Kate Spade' perfume promo email", "Canada Proposes Space Law to Punish Crimes Committed on Moon", "A Russian oil tycoon was found dead after reportedly being treated with toad venom to cure a hangover", "Maine close to ridding license plates of obscenities", & "Car owner who left Jeep at dealership gets sued after worker dies during oil change" Thanks for Listening 

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Elon Musk Now Owns Twitter, Elon asks Bill Gates if he still has a $500M short position on Tesla, when Bill asks Elon to be a part of one of Bill's philanthropic events, No More Masks on Airplanes, New Jersey Legalizes Weed, & Mike Tyson pummels a young douchebag, who was screwing with on a recent flight. The News is a Joke "Cuba Gooding Jr. To Host Event At NYC Strip Club Less Than 2 Weeks After Pleading Guilty To Forcible Touching", "A Florida mom was arrested after leaving a voicemail threatening to blow up her son's school because he wanted more food at lunch", "Family sues country club, wins nearly $5 million due to too many golf balls damaging their house", "Woman with 229 pounds of weed in her car runs out of gas on I-55 Bridge, police say", "Firefighters battle heavy smoke at medical cannabis dispensary in Clearwater", "An alleged smuggler with $40,000 worth of gold hidden under his wig and inside his rectum was arrested by customs officers", & "Baby born with two penises has larger one chopped off by doctors" Thanks for Listening! 

Today's Topics Chris Rock ain't saying Sh$t about the Slap until he gets paid, Weed very close to being Federally Legal, Spring Break may be a thing of the past, & an old tape, from a local news channel from Minnesota,  surfaces of what may be a Young Prince. What do you think? The News is a Joke "Russian Troops Dead After Getting ‘Treated' to Poisoned Meals, Ukraine Officials Say", "A Florida Teen Was Killed As He And Another Teen Took Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Body Armor, Police Said", "Two women arrested in La Quinta on suspicion of running a house for prostitution, $14K in cash seized", "Obese diners to be banned from entering naked restaurant because it will be 'miserable' for other guests", "Widow spends GoFundMe donations from husband's death on gifts for lover accused of killing him", "Woman excused from Nikolas Cruz sentencing jury after saying ‘sugar daddy' needed her" & "Electric shock to penis may cure premature ejaculation: study" Thanks for Listening 

Show Opens with discussion on the "Bitch Slap" at the Oscars! Is Will Smith's career over? Will the Academy Ban him? What would you have liked to see Chris Rock do to retaliate? Also, Desantis vs Disney & Much More The News is a Joke "Bizzare ‘diet cult' that lives without food and water caught its leader eating McDonald's", "Venice tourists given water pistols to fire at aggressive seagulls", "People who haven't contracted COVID-19 yet have no friends, Korean doctor says", "Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant: ‘I want a beer', &  "Soccer Announcer Bravely Forgoes Euphemisms, Says 'Penis' Thanks For Listening! 

Show Opens with discussion on; Chinese airliner that fell from the sky, Transgender Woman Wins NCAA Swim Title, Pete Davidson Brandishes Kim Kardashian's name on his chest, Daylight Savings Time may be permanent, What's next for Jussie Smollett? & Russia is asking for Alaska back! The News is a Joke "Dentist broke his patients' teeth to make millions installing crowns, jury finds", "Swimming pools built for monkeys in Lop Buri to prevent aggression from heat", "Ex-Stripper Running For Congress In Philadelphia: 'Elect Hoes', "Glass Tumbler Found In Woman's Urinary Bladder 4 Years After Use As Sex Toy", & "Americans can get $5 million for informing on Russian oligarchs' assets" Thanks for Listening 

Show Opens with discussions on the following Topics: Horrible Hotel Stories, Tom Brady is Back! Bob Saget's Family Legaly Block Autopsy Results from the Public, Let's Blame Putin, Kamala Harris Laughs When asked about Ukranian Refugees, US Astronaut may be left behind when Russians return to Earth, Elon Musk Challenges Vladimir Putin to a Fight, & Florida's "Don't Say Gay" Bill. What is it about Really? The News is a Joke "Jussie Smollet in Psych Ward", "Pete Davidson Cements the Title as "The Luckiets Man on Earth".  "Norton Announces Bill to Require Gender Equality in Crash Test Dummies", "Fan Spends $500K On Brady's 'Last Touchdown Ball' Hours Before His Return To NFL", "An Educator Read ‘I Need a New Butt!' to Children. Then He Was Fired.", "Florida man crushed to death by bulldozer while using porta-potty, authorities say", & "New York City man rescued twice in 2 days on Arizona hikes"  Thanks for Listening 

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Any challenges in being a stand up comedian while having a professional day job? Stand Up Comedy has survived Covid, but can it survive a war & inflation? & Japan's Killing Stone splits into two, releasing superstitions. What if any are some of your superstitions? The News is a Joke "Nuke-proof ‘doomsday plane' spotted flying over Nebraska", "Germans tout return of conscription and say military service could ‘do real good' for society", "Personal trainer dies from caffeine overdose after accidentally drinking the equivalent of 200 cups of coffee", "North Carolina woman fights to keep her 'FART' license plate", "A world champion cyclist says racing has gotten so tough that riders have taken to peeing on each other during races", & "Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn't make his wife dinner" Thanks For Listening!   

Special Episode where Dougie Almeida welcomes from the Worlds Series of Comedy Joe Lowers & Jason Rowland. Listen in as Dougie, Joe & Jason discuss the World Serie of Comedy & a variety of stories from the Festival The News is a Joke "Ditching vodka to protest Russia? You might be surprised where that bottle is actually from", "Florida man breaks beer bottle over his head, gets shot by deputy who thought sound was gunshot", "Mom raises awareness after son is diagnosed with uncombable hair syndrome", "Heat wave killed bees", "Last summer's heat wave in B.C. caused bees to ejaculate to death", "Survey shows 1 in 8 people suffer anxiety from low phone battery" & "Company offers more than $6,000 to smell dog poop for two months" Thanks for Listening 

Show Opens with discussions on the importance of the use of Social Media as a comic, The Queen of England has Covid, Patrick Mahomes girlfriend is a solid 6 according to Dougie, Breaking up is hard to do, just ask Kanye West, & Matthew Stafford appears to care less for a woman photographer who fell 10ft after taking his photo The News is a Joke  "Former Louisiana Teacher Admits Feeding Students Sperm-Laced Cupcakes", "A married couple living in separate NYC apartments say it's done wonders for their relationship", "Husband Slammed for Upgrading to Business Class on Flight and Leaving Wife in Economy", "Police: Teen delivery boy coerced into sex acts in Miami Beach apartment", & "Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race" Thanks for Listening 

Show Opens with the introduction to the new comedy tour "Laughs & Liberty Comedy Tour", What did you think of the Superbowl Halftime Show? Suspicious circumstances regarding Bob Saget's death come to light, What's happening to the Canadian Trucker's "Freedom Convoy"?  Joe Biden Jokes are now accepted! Biden wants tax payers to pay for crack pipes & Southwest Airlines brings back alcohol to its flights The News is a Joke "Manilow, 'Macarena' Played On Loop To Flush Out Anti-Vaccine Mandate Protesters In NZ", "Dave Chappelle Gets Chapped Over Ohio Affordable Housing Plan", "A woman with a severe nut allergy says she was kicked off an American Airlines flight after crew members told her they are required to serve nuts", "Chinese dissident Ai Weiwei sparks outrage among social media followers over vaccine refusal meme post", "Rock Band to Release 1,000 30-Second Songs to Trick Spotify Royalty Payout", & "TRANSRACIAL" INFLUENCER REVEALS PLANS FOR PENIS REDUCTION TO BECOME "100% KOREAN" Thanks For Listening 

Show Opens with Dougie & Eddie discussing David Letterman, Running the Light, Differences between the New York & LA Comedy scene, The importance of having a good emcee, What make a Joke Great? & Much More! The News is a joke ‘Body' found along national forest trail in Georgia turns out to be a life-sized doll", "Black Former Receptionist at Confederate Museum Files Discrimination Complaint", "Afghanistan's Taliban told they can't take their guns to the funfair", "B.C. woman finds naked man was living in trunk of her car for 3 days", "Lawmakers Say This Holy City's Airport Code Is Too GAY", "Ontario spent $133,866 trying to fire employee over alleged $2.99 theft", "Texas woman accused of killing roommate by sitting on her", & "Homeowner using flamethrower to melt snow sets house ablaze, Connecticut officials say" Thanks for Listening     

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Joe Rogan vs Neil Young, Bill Maher seems to be turning Conservative, Sean Penn says men have become quite "Feminized", Do's & Don'ts of clearing ice off you winshield, & Internet Trolls are Narcisists, Psychopaths, & Sadists The News is a Joke "Florida Man Shoots His Gun Blindly from his Car in Road Rage Incident", "A 73-year-old New York grandmother outsmarted scammers who pretended to be her grandson and said he needed $8,000 to be bailed out of jail", "Two men propped up a dead man's body and brought it to a post office to try and collect his pension", "A Texas woman demanded to buy a child from a mother at a Walmart for $500,000", "Pot bust made on Stoner Drive in Bakersfield", "Drunk priest 'mistakenly' slaughters human instead of goat; arrested", "Young couple shocked to discover the bargain home they bought was inspired by The Exorcist", & "Woman Struck, Killed By Car After Falling From Party Bus In LA" Thanks for Listening!