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(00:00-27:09) We'll take your calls on the industry. You up, Doug? Summer Rental. Nolan Gorman, how do you do? One day, I'll be out in that parking lot. Martin's TMA Easter eggs. Albert Edison has a bone to pick with Jackson. His call doesn't go real well. Sundresses aren't required, but are encouraged. Doug thinks its the Leafs year. Mike Francesa audio and he was not happy with the Knicks. (27:18-43:56) Lean into the musical history of St. Louis. You can't win with these folks. Taking pictures in the bunker like you're at the beach. Forest Park vs. Central Park. Jackson's math skills are brought into question. Wet Willy's. (44:06-58:30) Audio from Spittin' Chiclets of the guys talking about the Jets. Jackson's editing skills are brought into question. Doug thinks this Blues team is gonna go all the way. Tomorrow night should be feisty. IT WILL DONE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

 Three French Hens and Lingerie.Based on a post by SandyMarl, in 4 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories.  Three French HensRising the next morning after enjoying the contented sleep of a delicious bad girl; Dana mopped up the chocolate mess and had just put a new tablecloth on the table when she received a text. She saw that Patricia had sent her a message. She giggled aloud in her empty house, feeling that she knew what she was about to read. 'Dana, I hope you will be home tonight. I'd like to drop off supper and a surprise Christmas package for you. Let me know if you'll be available this evening - Patricia.'Dana replied, 'I Will be ready for your surprise package. What Will I do with your generosity? I Will be so looking forward to tonight!' Dana didn't intend to spoil Patricia's 'surprise package' delivery; but by now Patricia knew that Dana was wise to the Twelve Days of Christmas themes arriving at her house, courtesy of The Chix 'Hubby Exchange'. Almost more than the expected sex with Patricia's husband Will, Dana was curiously excited to find out how Three French Hens were going to fit into her boudoir.When Dana's doorbell rang, she arranged herself in the hallway mirror, resettled her boobs in her next-fanciest white lace bra that was almost concealed behind her low-cut, high-class dressy satin snow-white blouse.When she answered the door, the kid at the door smiled as Dana greeted him. After an awkward, cheeky stare at her tits, he handed her the bag of roasted chicken and all the fixin's. Dana gave the kid an eyeful as his parting words were, "Don't cook tonight - Call Chicken Delight! Thanks for your order, Ma'am." The delivery boy took one last glance before leaving her porch.Dana thought about calling after him, 'Have a Merry Fucking Christmas,' but thought that she'd save the teasing for the next fellow who rang her bell.Will pulled up to the curb as the delivery boy's car pulled away. Will trotted to the open door where Dana was waiting for him. Will looked flustered. "Damn. I was supposed to surprise you with dinner. Looks like I'm the one who is surprised by dinner's quick arrival.""And you left me holding the bag," said Dana in a provocative tone as she lifted the steaming bag in front of Will's nose. Will looked doubly flustered."Oh shit. Excuse me Dana, I forgot something in my truck." Will trotted back to the curb and grabbed a gift box and came back to where Dana was waiting for him with a half-undone blouse.By the Third Day of Christmas, Dana had a good idea of how this exchange was supposed to play out. But she wasn't above playing along, or at least playing Will. Dana looked out the door, "Where's Patricia? She promised me an exciting holiday package." Dana was enjoying the recurring theme and the surprise packages being delivered to her door.Will stepped inside, shut the door and bolted it behind him, handing a scroll tied with a festive green ribbon to the woman smiling at him, acting surprised. "What's this?" Dana asked as she cocked her head, taking the scroll from Will. "This is all so mysterious," acknowledged Dana with her eyes and smile flashing in obvious enjoyment of another installment of the unfolding mystery in her entry hall.Dana unfurled the scroll, knowing what was written inside, yet once again feeling a warm flush sweep across her face as she red Patricia's words. Dana inhaled; a crinkle grew at the corner of her eyes; Patricia had sent her husband Will over to her as a gift to give her 'a night of holiday magic'.In Patricia's written introduction she implied that perhaps Will's stag arrival was not a surprise to her, but Will was not aware that he was visiting her as the bearer of gifts that tied him to The Third Day of Christmas, part of the husband exchange plotted right after The Chix cookie exchange.Patricia wrote that Will was 'prepared to fulfill her wish list', and that rumors were circulating among The Chix that she had made it to the top of Santa's naughty girl list. According to the instructions, all she had to do was 'Have a Merry Fucking Christmas.' Patricia signed off with, 'And Good Will to all and to all a good night.'"Well, well, what do we have here?" she asked as she dropped her glance to the gift-wrapped box in Will's hands.Will looked at Dana, "Did you read Patricia's introductory remarks on the scroll Dana?" Will of course had seen her reading it but was expecting more of a reaction from her as the purpose for his evening visit was spelled out for the attractive widow lady who had long been inside their close circle of friends."Oh yes. I've red and understood your introduction quite clearly." Dana used a husky, seductive voice to emphasize her intimate understanding of what was ahead for the two of them. "But I must know, what's in the box?"Dana's unfazed manner, sexy outfit and flirty ease with him put Will in a randy mood, thinking that he'd lucked into some sexy games between Dana and his wife. If Dana didn't seem to mind, he was certainly game. And he brought his own Christmas toys. "You get to open the box after supper. Not before then - and no peeking!""It's you that has been doing the early peeking Will," Dana thrust her boobs forward, letting the half buttoned top fall further open to reveal her white lace cups filled with full tits as she shook them with the intention to set off a growing erection inside of Will's pants.After the supper dishes were cleared, Dana made a play for the present. Will snatched it from her clutches, saying that "This gift was selected by Patricia, but she has entrusted it to me to give it to you. She seemed certain that you would find it appropriate for any kind of mischief that we might want to get into." Will smiled a sheepish smile, not sure about presenting such a gift to a lady friend. Relying on his wife's assurances that Dana would love it, he placed it in Dana's hands.Dana tore into the gift wrapping and let out a gasp and then a giggle escape as she opened the box. "What's this?" Dana was beaming as she lifted the pink oval object from its case and held it in the palm of her hand."I've been told that you might be expecting something along the lines of a chicken or hen theme. What you hold in your hand is for your holiday evening pleasure - as am I. I am your rooster, er; may I correct that, I am your barnyard cock. I present you, my hen, a vibrating egg." Will had gained his confidence over dinner and was enjoying toying with his hostess as she marveled at the gift sex toy.Dana didn't want to pry and outright ask Will if he and Patricia had used a vibrating sex toy before, but she was sure that it wasn't too difficult to guess how to use it.Will walked behind where Dana sat, he brushed his fingers through her hair. "Do you remember way back when, when you and Sander helped me out by giving me some tips on the best way to make my moves on Patricia?""Umm yeah, I remember all of that pretty well. You weren't the fumbling geek that you thought you were, you just needed a little direction and a lot of confidence. I guess that Sander and I turned you into a star lover.""Well, you may not have turned me into the latest and greatest Casanova; but at least you did give me great advice and let me practice with a real woman. Dana, you got me off to a solid start. Patricia is ever grateful to you for knocking off my awkward edges, if only she knew all the schooling that you put into my romancing behavior. Once I took your advice and employed your patented instructions of hot techniques to win a girl, I was off to the races. Patricia was able to pick it up from there." Will finished his remembrances with a small chuckle."Let's see, if I remember my early lessons; Lesson One: atmosphere is important. Come my fine teacher, join me on the couch and you can test me on what I learned from you." Will took Dana by the hand, escorting her to the living room."Lesson Two in winning a girl was what? Oh yes, I think I remember; take her slowly, don't scare her, make her comfortable with you and she will come to you on her own. Did I get that right?" Will petted Dana in a slow and easy casual caress, seeking feedback from his former romance instructor.Dana nestled into Will, "That's right, but that lesson mostly applies to a man's first approach to a girl. We've both been through this together before. Given our mutual experiences, I think we can skip the slow part this time. I'm not scared, and a faster pace would be fine with me tonight, young man."Will began to pick up the pace, undressing Dana as she enjoyed the confident attention from the man whom she once had to advise on how to undress a woman. Will had peeled Dana down to her set of snowy white lace bra and panties, he came in close to kiss her and told her she "looked like a pretty white snowflake, a unique beauty, yet the hottest of all the fallen snowflakes. If you catch my drift."Dana smiled her appreciation at Will's compliment, "Patricia told me that I should expect to find a surprise holiday package - may I?" She asked without waiting for an answer, reaching up to undo Will's pants. Dana dropped his pants and underpants to his ankle and was not surprised to find his cock decorated with a green bow. "This must be the pretty package of which Patricia spoke," feigning surprise. "Oh look, you come with a label," Dana removed the bow from Will's willy and red the label: 'On the Third Day of Christmas, My True Friend gave to me, Three French Hens. Dear Dana, I hope you enjoy the Christmas package I've selected for you. Unfortunately, the Three French Hens couldn't get their travel visa in time to arrive with the business end of this package; so, I've taken the liberty to include one of their vibrating French hen eggs as a substitute. Ooh la la! Enjoy! And have a Merry Fucking Christmas! -- Patricia.'Dana stroked Will's cock, extended in greeting, "We never got this far in our lessons on what to do with a girl. I Trust you've figured out a thing or two on the proper use of your tool?" Dana leaned in to give Will's cock a lick.Will let her consume him, holding her hair as she slurped with her tongue, preparing his tool for some deep drilling. "Ooh la la," you make a pretty French hen when you have a pecker on your face," Will sighed as Dana sucked him and caressed his balls. With reluctance, Will pulled his cock out of Dana's lips, "Lest we forget, now that you've unwrapped your gift, I believe it is time we play with your new Christmas toy." Will returned to the table and picked up the vibrating egg sex toy and its remote control."This will be fun," said Will as he used the controls to turn it on and run the vibrating rheostat through its different levels. "You never got to this part of the lesson when you taught me about what turns girls on."Dana pulled him close, "A girl shouldn't reveal all of her secrets. But at the time, I never imagined that there was a remote-control device that could be used to turn a girl on with the literal press of a button." Dana spread her legs, rubbing her labia with both hands, "Why don't you find a warm nest to place that egg in, and let's pick up this part of the lesson that we both somehow missed all of those years ago."Will fit himself between her legs, wedged the vibrating egg between Dana's wet cunt lips. Dana held it in place with her right hand as she plucked at her excited nipple with her left hand as Will pressed the start button on the remote. Dana let out a giggle. "Cluck, cluck, cluck, this darling little egg is going to make me want to get laid."Dana bent her knees, trying different positions and sensations. As her toy egg hummed, she purred. "Does this egg have any other settings?" she asked as she worked her clit, letting the vibrations warm her libido.Will licked his lips as he watched Dana adjust to the new sensations between her legs, "Why yes, it does have several settings. How may I serve you my little chickadee?""What options can you offer an excited girl?" Dana asked as her eyes involuntarily rolled back as she pressed the vibrating egg to her warming, wet labia."I can serve you 'over easy', which is the setting I have you at now. I can pick it up a notch and deliver a 'poached egg' sensation, which should make you feel soft, gooey and warm. Or I can go right up to 'scrambled' level.""My, my, all of those sound fun. Will, I want you to surprise me, you pick the setting. You can change it up on me whenever you want, make it interesting with variety." Will needed no prodding, he switched up the intensity of the egg Dana held to her clit; using a slow build, higher and higher and as she squirmed and squeezed her legs together on the couch. As Dana was heating up to her melting point, Will stopped the vibrations."You barnyard bastard, Will!""You wanted me to surprise you. Didn't you tell me years ago to not rush a girl?" Will offered a smug snort, knowing he had the remote and he was in control. Also knowing that Dana had once coached him to make the girl want to come to him. "I think I've learned your lessons pretty well, by the look on your face Dana.""I was starting to get in the groove. You coaxed me pretty far along, I'm wet and I'm getting pretty frothy -- until you stopped. Will, I didn't teach you to be a cruel bastard." Dana was pouting as she reclined on the couch with her knees up, still holding her toy egg against her glistening labia."No, you didn't. I developed the joy of prolonged teasing on my own." He held the remote in front of Dana, rolling his thumb over the control buttons like the twitchy trigger finger of a gunfighter in a showdown. "I could start you up anytime I want from where I stand. Just because I stopped doesn't mean I can't start again.""Well then, what do I need to do to get you to fire me up again? I can't let this egg that I'm nesting on get too cold. I'd be disappointed if I didn't hatch an egg-cracking orgasm with you tonight."Will beamed with confidence as he looked Dana in the eye as he twirled the remote in between his fingers. "I confess, after steaming me up all those years ago with your romantic lessons, I've always wanted to see you get turned on like you are tonight. I love watching your pretty titties bunch and jiggle as you enjoy my remote toying."Dana enjoyed hearing Will's confession and was secretly pleased that she could offer him a good, sexy show. "OK, here's the deal; you control the vibrating egg, I give you the show you've always wanted but you have to come over here and lick and suck my nipple as my clit gets buzzed.""Now that's a deal I can't resist. First, I get to watch you get frothy all over again and then I'll come to your side and fulfill my other longtime fantasy by fondling your tits and sucking you until your nips are made hard and erect and by my stimulation. I'll work you tit, you work your clit and together we will bring you to an egg-cracking orgasm."Will performed a masterful job of licking, sucking and nibbling at Dana's nipples while changing the sensations she was getting on her swollen clit with the remote. With a sudden convulsion and an eye-rolling, breathy squeal, Dana panted as she pulled the pink egg out from her inner thighs, dropping it on the carpet. "Oh damn. Damn that kind of snook up on me. Oh, damn that was exciting. That was a surprise." She pried Will's lips from her over-sensitized nipple as she let the reverberations subside inside her hen parts while she leaned back against the couch's arm feeling warmed from toes to tits.Will looked her over, seeing a crimson sex-flush glowing on her upper chest, remarked, "You are some kind of red-breasted warbler hen."Dana mover her arm down to grasp Will's semi-rigid erection, giving it slow, sensuous strokes as she subtly tugged his cock to position him in front of her spread legs. "Cluck, cluck. You wanna fuck?" Dana inquired through heavy eyelids of a post-orgasmic woman.Will said nothing; he seized her ankles and threw them back toward her shoulders, exposing Dana's puffy pink cunt. With a stiff and eager pecker, Will drove hard and deep into Dana's upturned snatch, pinning her legs against her shoulders as he thrust his boner in and out of her with wet, succulent sounds. He swabbed her with hearty vigor, fulfilling years of pent-up fantasy desire to fuck Dana, the lady who had taken it upon herself years ago to give him the confidence to make it with a girl.Dana sensed that this pumping penetration which she was enjoying was the carnal expression of this man's ultimate gratification after suppressing his desire to fuck her for years. She loved being able to fulfill Will's desires. By letting him take her so savagely, it served to only heighten her pleasure. She could only express her pleasure with long, loud moans finished with little barks with every pounding stroke that Will planted deep inside of her spasming naughty bits. Dana's involuntary moans built up again and again as Will plunged into her slippery depths, always ending with a little bark as his rod mashed into her cervix.Will's grip on her folded-over legs tightened, his breath became fast and shallow as he pumped Dana with fucking fury. He released her legs, seized two generous handfuls of titty flesh, squeezed her tight as his cock flew over her nest of pubic hair, exploding in a glorious release of white, hot sperm. Will's ejaculate went splattering across Dana's bunched bosoms, up her throat and chin, coating her lips with thick, white ropes of jizz.Breathing heavily, with eyes closed tight, he massaged both of Dana's melons as he rested, enjoying the flood of warm satisfaction coursing through his body.Dana waited for a few moments until Will opened his eyes; then she opened her lips and ran her tongue along them to slurp up the cum he had deposited on her mouth. "Yum. You've been wanting to do me like that for a long time haven't you? I could tell.""It was worth the wait Dana. You taught me well." Will's arms released their hold on Dana's tits as he fell into her chest with his face, holding her torso tight as she wrapped her legs around his back.Awaking from an exhausted snooze, still entangled and stuck together by the sticky cum covering Dan's chest and Will's face; Dana stuck her finger in her mouth and then inserted it in Will's ear. "Wet Willy!"Will flinched and then laughed, "Yeah, but my Willy wins for getting you wetter."Dana spoke, "We're both kind of a sticky mess. It's like someone cracked an egg on me, it's like I have egg white covering my tits." Dana snaked her way out from under Will, taking his hand and getting him to sit up on the couch. "Come on, let's both get wet again," as she led him to her shower where they soaped and fondled each other before taking their time toweling each other off.Dana didn't bother to dress, wanting to give Will an eyeful as a parting-gift as she watched him dress. They kissed a quick kiss on the cheek before Will walked out the door in the wee hours of the foggy December morning.Dana went back into the living room to find her vibrating egg toy. She picked it up and found the remote control stuffed behind a cushion. She toyed with the idea of having another round just by herself or just going off to bed. She hadn't decided as she crawled under the sheets with the toy, but she was thinking about The Chix, The Dix, the great sex with the boys, the great fun, and the Twelve Days of Christmas.She thought of Sander, and she thought he'd be happy for her. Sander would not want her to wither up and be sad and lonely; he'd want her to have a Merry Fucking Christmas if he had a say. She missed the comfortable routine that she and Sander had grown into over the years of their marriage. She thought about The Chix and their chosen Dix and wondered if they appreciated what they still had with their hysbands. She fell asleep as she dreamed of wonderful sex and loving and grateful thoughts of her good friends, The Chix.She was dreaming of hatching a plan. A Mysterious Invitation To The ChixDana didn't have it in her this year to send out Christmas cards to the annual crowd of casual acquaintances. The raw loneliness of the holidays without Sander was too much pain to stuff into an envelope along with a glittery card addressed to those who only heard from her and Sander once a year. The holiday cheer had evaporated for all but her closest friends.Dana picked three cards to send out to The Chix. It'd be a Christmas card, a thank you card, and an invitation all wrapped into one.McNally, Patricia and Annie recognized dana's handwriting as soon as they pulled the envelope from their mailbox, rushing to open Dana's envelope first. Each smiled as they red Dana's note:Hmm.I've just gotten to thinking about the Twelve Days of Christmas -- for some naughty reason.Did you know that technically, the Twelve Days run from December 25 to January 6?The Twelve Days of Christmas have yet to begin. We are not finished yet!I know The Chix are dying for me to dish on partridges, turtle doves and French hens.The nesting of all of those Love Birds was such a sweet and spicy gift set that cheered me up.My thanks to The Naughty Chix.You must promise to join me as my guest on the fourth, fifth and sixth Days of Christmas,December 28, 29 & 30th.You will be my guest at our mountain ski-cabin getaway for a gathering of just us Chix.I won't say a word about the packages that were sent my way until then.If you want to hear the details, clear your calendar and come on out.I owe you all a Thank You - and more.I might have a Christmas Season surprise waiting for each of The Chix.You will want to end up on my Naughty List - XOXO DanaDana's scheme had been hatched. The cards went out to The Chix. The bait was irresistible; The Chix would have to be at the cabin to hear the intimate details of how their hubby exchange had been received. They couldn't miss this opportunity.As Dana suspected, the replies accepting her offer of an exclusive Chix getaway flew so quickly to her phone that she had to put all three of The Chix on a conference call. McNally, Annie and Patricia pressed Dana for a tiny hint as to how their gift hubby-exchange guys had performed. Dana was having none of it. She remained tight-lipped through all of their clever wheedling and desperate manipulations trying to get her to spill a few hints. Dana stood steadfast, enjoying holding out the tormenting delay in the juiciest gossip in years."Nothing for anyone until we are all together at my cabin." All agreed, reluctantly, on the conditions set by their hostess. They arranged to come up together and meet Dana at her ski cabin on the Fourth Day of Christmas, December 28th. A Load Of Post-Christmas Scrooges And A GhostDana stopped stirring the hot chocolate, skipped to the door upon hearing the crunching of tires over the crisp, refrozen snowfall, announcing the arrival of The Chix. "A Merry Fourth Day of Christmas to y'all!" she hollered from the open doorway.McNally stepped from the rear passenger door of Patricia's SUV, answered Dana in a sour tone, "I am so done with Christmas right now. I know, the Twelve Days of Christmas only started after Christmas, but for me, Christmas is over - and I say good riddance. Too much stress and expectation."Annie, standing ready to unload her bag from the rear cargo hatch, felt bad that McNally had started the afternoon at Dana's cabin on a down note. "McNally! Don't be such a Grinch. If Dana wants to celebrate the holiday a little longer, don't throw cold water on her festive gathering. Sheesh.""All righty then, Merry Fucking Christmas - even though it's almost New Years," groused a still disillusioned and worn-out McNally."There you go McNally, that's the spirit," chided Patricia as she stepped out of the driver's seat. "Though, I must admit, it has been a grueling end of the year for me. I would be happy to pack up the holiday decorations and get on with a normally hectic life. Merry fucking Christmas to everyone and then it's on to a Happy Fucking New Year!""I hear you girls," said Dana, "you're free to toss the gift-wrapped stress and snowed-under holiday scheduling; but don't be too quick to throw out the good part of Christmas. I've got a nice quiet, post-Christmas chill-out planned. I'm hoping to restore your Christmas spirit and help you unpack all of this grinchy scrooginess that some of you have hauled all the way up here. Welcome Chix! Grab your stuff and come on in." Dana held the door open as the Chix paraded through, stopping to give Dana a hug. "It's been a long time since everyone has been up here, but I trust you remember where your rooms are."Dana shut the door and stepped into the kitchen to finish the hot chocolate as her guests went to their rooms to drop off their luggage. Dana busied herself with arranging the snack tray and hors d'oeuvre spread as the ladies freshened up after their late afternoon drive up to the cabin."Who wants a mug of my super rich hot chocolate?" called Dana. The Chix filtered into the kitchen to start the traditional sip of hot chocolate, it was the way Dana and Sander always welcomed their winter guests to their cabin. Dana poured four, steaming mugs and set them on the table. "Won't you join me?" she asked as she pulled out a chair."I've been driving over icy roads for the last couple of hours, I think I'll take my traditional welcoming mug of steaming indulgence standing up, if you don't mind," offered Patricia."Me too," echoed Annie."I'll stand with these two," motioned McNally.Dana joined them at the counter, "We've always stood together, haven't we? This is no time to break with that tradition."They all laughed a comfortable laugh and took a sip. McNally licked her lips, "Hmm, quite good and rich as always Dana, but I think it could use a tad something more." McNally slipped around Annie and headed to the cupboard. She pulled out a bottle of peppermint schnapps. "Ah, is this the bottle Orlando and I left for you and Sander? It's right where I remember it being. And I do have an excellent memory for such things.""Yep. That's the same old bottle that you and Orlando gave us the last time we all gathered here.""Wow," offered Annie as she thought of the years that had flown past since they were last together at Dana and Sander's ski cabin. "It has been a really long time since the four of us were here together," she mused. "Only then we were also here with..." Annie caught herself, but it was too late; she and everyone there realized she was about to mention their four husbands; she sucked in a panicked breath and threw her hands to her mouth and was about to apologize for bringing up the memory of husbands in front of her widowed friend."It's all right Annie," assured Dana as she reached across the counter to touch her arm. "I'm still grieving, but the good memories of Sander, shared among my close friends, are a soothing balm for my sadness. It's not a bad thing to remember my husband."Annie, working to hold back her tears, said, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I wanted to come up to your cabin and have this be a happy time with your friends; I didn't want to hurt you by dwelling on tragedy.""Annie, get a hold of yourself girl," said McNally as she dropped the mug of her high-octane hot chocolate from her lips. "We all know Sander is gone. It's a void we have to deal with, that's why we're here to cheer up Dana at this time of year.""McNally, stop it," Patricia interrupted. "Maybe you're right about the situation, but sometimes you come off sounding harsh and unsupportive. If Annie wants to open up with some tender feelings, then you should let her."Dana thumped her mug on the countertop, "Listen to me Chix, everyone's got a point - and I do too; Annie, thank you for your deep sympathy, but it's not going to break me when you, or anyone else, mentions Sander. Okay?"Patricia, I appreciate your mother hen role among us Chix, especially when McNally seems to rise to the top of the pecking order, but don't douse McNally's spirit; I find comfort in her boldness and barefaced words, and I find levity and healing in her humor and draw strength from her brassy spirit."McNally, that being said about all that I love about you - I have to correct one of your assertions; Sander is not gone. He is here. The last time we shared a bed and kissed each other good night was in this bed right in there," Dana motioned toward the bedroom off the kitchen. "But McNally you are correct in that Sander's passing is a void we have to deal with. I've chosen to deal with the void by filling it with my present friends and good memories of times past."Annie broke into a sputtering sob, sloshing her hot chocolate onto the counter. Patricia threw a visual dart at McNally to keep her quiet on Annie's account. McNally smiled and tipped her head and said nothing.After Dana spoke, there was a spell of unusual silence among The Chix, except for Annie's audible efforts to control her sobs. It was not the festive beginning to a Chix post-Christmas getaway that Dana had planned. Sensing that the holiday cheer had been lost already, Dana threw out what she knew would derail any immediate hope for the return of high holiday spirits among The Chix. "I came up to our cabin two days early for some solitude," Dana announced. "Sander is not gone. Sander is here. Last night he visited me."Eyes widened, jaws dropped, the sound of silence landed on the countertop between the girls with an unnerving crash, felt but unheard. McNally thought to ask if Dana was pulling their legs but thought better of opening her mouth. Three sets of down-cast eyes made their way up to lock onto Dana's eyes. There were lots of questions in those three sets of eyes, but not a word was spoken aloud.Dana's head clicked around in three incremental moves to scan the eyes of her guests. She understood that after a line like that, it was up to her to answer the unasked questions hanging in the air. "I didn't want to tell y'all that, at least not like that." Dana braced herself with two outstretched arms against the counter. "That's not the festive beginning I was planning on starting with, sorry about that. Excuse me for a minute; I got kind of emotionally thrown off my horse there. I planned a girl's getaway tonight with my beloved Chix. The plan was to share some bottles of wine, fat-ass snacks, decadent hors d'oeuvres and a big bowl of buttery popcorn and watch a movie. Oh! And I have some very naughty cookies from our earlier exchange that I saved; you know Chix, they must be consumed before the end of the year.""No way Dana!" protested McNally. "You can't do this to us, telling us you saw Sander last night and then pretending that we are all ready to have a casual, goofy girl's night-in tossing down popcorn and a merlot while watching a movie? I can't let you jerk us back to ordinary after an extraordinary tease like that. We gotta talk girl." McNally surveyed the faces of Patricia and Annie expecting them to nod in hearty agreement, siding with her plan to override Dana's.Annie looked non-committal. Patricia looked at McNally and then at Dana. "Dana, do you need to talk about this Sander sighting, or do you need to stick to your plan?" asked Patricia."Yes. I have so much I need to talk to you guys about, but I need to be prepared and so do you before we talk. I need everyone to follow my schedule. Didn't I write to y'all and tell you to come on up because there might be a surprise?"Flabbergasted, McNally asked, "So it's snacks, wine and a movie?"Patricia shot a mother hen look at McNally to answer her question."Didn't you hear Dana? She needs to get to a good emotional place, then she'll get back to your agenda item McNally," Annie said to reinforce Patricia's mother hen look."Okay. But I know from our conversation on the way up here, we are all eagerly expecting a report on the first three days of Christmas, involving a partridge, two turtle doves and three French hens. Am I right ladies?" asked McNally with a jauntily cocked head as she searched the faces of Patricia and Annie, satisfied that she had gotten in the last word, as she so often likes to do.Pleased that her plan was back on track, Dana perked up and poured a healthy amount of schnapps into McNally's mug, "You'll get all that and more, I promise," said Dana merrily."Did I hear 'Yule' get all that and more? If that's the case, then it's a Merry Fucking Christmas to all!"The Chix laughed and thrust their mugs to the center in a collective toast, "A Merry Fucking Christmas!"Dana set out the food, McNally poured the drinks as Annie filled the huge common bowl with buttery popcorn. "Should I bring over the naughty Christmas cookies?" asked Patricia. "I see there are a lot of uneaten pussies still on the tray. They are decorated so enticingly. It's a shame to leave an uneaten pussie on the table.""No, those naughty cookies are for dessert! Leave 'em there," shouted Dana."Patricia, are there any large, tasty cocks left on that tray, or did Dana already eat them all?"Dana jumped in, "Patricia, don't answer that. A girl has a right to keep her secrets - at least for a little while longer."To be continued in part 4, based on the post by SandyMarl for Literotica.

 Three French Hens and Lingerie.Based on a post by SandyMarl, in 4 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories.  Three French HensRising the next morning after enjoying the contented sleep of a delicious bad girl; Dana mopped up the chocolate mess and had just put a new tablecloth on the table when she received a text. She saw that Patricia had sent her a message. She giggled aloud in her empty house, feeling that she knew what she was about to read. 'Dana, I hope you will be home tonight. I'd like to drop off supper and a surprise Christmas package for you. Let me know if you'll be available this evening - Patricia.'Dana replied, 'I Will be ready for your surprise package. What Will I do with your generosity? I Will be so looking forward to tonight!' Dana didn't intend to spoil Patricia's 'surprise package' delivery; but by now Patricia knew that Dana was wise to the Twelve Days of Christmas themes arriving at her house, courtesy of The Chix 'Hubby Exchange'. Almost more than the expected sex with Patricia's husband Will, Dana was curiously excited to find out how Three French Hens were going to fit into her boudoir.When Dana's doorbell rang, she arranged herself in the hallway mirror, resettled her boobs in her next-fanciest white lace bra that was almost concealed behind her low-cut, high-class dressy satin snow-white blouse.When she answered the door, the kid at the door smiled as Dana greeted him. After an awkward, cheeky stare at her tits, he handed her the bag of roasted chicken and all the fixin's. Dana gave the kid an eyeful as his parting words were, "Don't cook tonight - Call Chicken Delight! Thanks for your order, Ma'am." The delivery boy took one last glance before leaving her porch.Dana thought about calling after him, 'Have a Merry Fucking Christmas,' but thought that she'd save the teasing for the next fellow who rang her bell.Will pulled up to the curb as the delivery boy's car pulled away. Will trotted to the open door where Dana was waiting for him. Will looked flustered. "Damn. I was supposed to surprise you with dinner. Looks like I'm the one who is surprised by dinner's quick arrival.""And you left me holding the bag," said Dana in a provocative tone as she lifted the steaming bag in front of Will's nose. Will looked doubly flustered."Oh shit. Excuse me Dana, I forgot something in my truck." Will trotted back to the curb and grabbed a gift box and came back to where Dana was waiting for him with a half-undone blouse.By the Third Day of Christmas, Dana had a good idea of how this exchange was supposed to play out. But she wasn't above playing along, or at least playing Will. Dana looked out the door, "Where's Patricia? She promised me an exciting holiday package." Dana was enjoying the recurring theme and the surprise packages being delivered to her door.Will stepped inside, shut the door and bolted it behind him, handing a scroll tied with a festive green ribbon to the woman smiling at him, acting surprised. "What's this?" Dana asked as she cocked her head, taking the scroll from Will. "This is all so mysterious," acknowledged Dana with her eyes and smile flashing in obvious enjoyment of another installment of the unfolding mystery in her entry hall.Dana unfurled the scroll, knowing what was written inside, yet once again feeling a warm flush sweep across her face as she red Patricia's words. Dana inhaled; a crinkle grew at the corner of her eyes; Patricia had sent her husband Will over to her as a gift to give her 'a night of holiday magic'.In Patricia's written introduction she implied that perhaps Will's stag arrival was not a surprise to her, but Will was not aware that he was visiting her as the bearer of gifts that tied him to The Third Day of Christmas, part of the husband exchange plotted right after The Chix cookie exchange.Patricia wrote that Will was 'prepared to fulfill her wish list', and that rumors were circulating among The Chix that she had made it to the top of Santa's naughty girl list. According to the instructions, all she had to do was 'Have a Merry Fucking Christmas.' Patricia signed off with, 'And Good Will to all and to all a good night.'"Well, well, what do we have here?" she asked as she dropped her glance to the gift-wrapped box in Will's hands.Will looked at Dana, "Did you read Patricia's introductory remarks on the scroll Dana?" Will of course had seen her reading it but was expecting more of a reaction from her as the purpose for his evening visit was spelled out for the attractive widow lady who had long been inside their close circle of friends."Oh yes. I've red and understood your introduction quite clearly." Dana used a husky, seductive voice to emphasize her intimate understanding of what was ahead for the two of them. "But I must know, what's in the box?"Dana's unfazed manner, sexy outfit and flirty ease with him put Will in a randy mood, thinking that he'd lucked into some sexy games between Dana and his wife. If Dana didn't seem to mind, he was certainly game. And he brought his own Christmas toys. "You get to open the box after supper. Not before then - and no peeking!""It's you that has been doing the early peeking Will," Dana thrust her boobs forward, letting the half buttoned top fall further open to reveal her white lace cups filled with full tits as she shook them with the intention to set off a growing erection inside of Will's pants.After the supper dishes were cleared, Dana made a play for the present. Will snatched it from her clutches, saying that "This gift was selected by Patricia, but she has entrusted it to me to give it to you. She seemed certain that you would find it appropriate for any kind of mischief that we might want to get into." Will smiled a sheepish smile, not sure about presenting such a gift to a lady friend. Relying on his wife's assurances that Dana would love it, he placed it in Dana's hands.Dana tore into the gift wrapping and let out a gasp and then a giggle escape as she opened the box. "What's this?" Dana was beaming as she lifted the pink oval object from its case and held it in the palm of her hand."I've been told that you might be expecting something along the lines of a chicken or hen theme. What you hold in your hand is for your holiday evening pleasure - as am I. I am your rooster, er; may I correct that, I am your barnyard cock. I present you, my hen, a vibrating egg." Will had gained his confidence over dinner and was enjoying toying with his hostess as she marveled at the gift sex toy.Dana didn't want to pry and outright ask Will if he and Patricia had used a vibrating sex toy before, but she was sure that it wasn't too difficult to guess how to use it.Will walked behind where Dana sat, he brushed his fingers through her hair. "Do you remember way back when, when you and Sander helped me out by giving me some tips on the best way to make my moves on Patricia?""Umm yeah, I remember all of that pretty well. You weren't the fumbling geek that you thought you were, you just needed a little direction and a lot of confidence. I guess that Sander and I turned you into a star lover.""Well, you may not have turned me into the latest and greatest Casanova; but at least you did give me great advice and let me practice with a real woman. Dana, you got me off to a solid start. Patricia is ever grateful to you for knocking off my awkward edges, if only she knew all the schooling that you put into my romancing behavior. Once I took your advice and employed your patented instructions of hot techniques to win a girl, I was off to the races. Patricia was able to pick it up from there." Will finished his remembrances with a small chuckle."Let's see, if I remember my early lessons; Lesson One: atmosphere is important. Come my fine teacher, join me on the couch and you can test me on what I learned from you." Will took Dana by the hand, escorting her to the living room."Lesson Two in winning a girl was what? Oh yes, I think I remember; take her slowly, don't scare her, make her comfortable with you and she will come to you on her own. Did I get that right?" Will petted Dana in a slow and easy casual caress, seeking feedback from his former romance instructor.Dana nestled into Will, "That's right, but that lesson mostly applies to a man's first approach to a girl. We've both been through this together before. Given our mutual experiences, I think we can skip the slow part this time. I'm not scared, and a faster pace would be fine with me tonight, young man."Will began to pick up the pace, undressing Dana as she enjoyed the confident attention from the man whom she once had to advise on how to undress a woman. Will had peeled Dana down to her set of snowy white lace bra and panties, he came in close to kiss her and told her she "looked like a pretty white snowflake, a unique beauty, yet the hottest of all the fallen snowflakes. If you catch my drift."Dana smiled her appreciation at Will's compliment, "Patricia told me that I should expect to find a surprise holiday package - may I?" She asked without waiting for an answer, reaching up to undo Will's pants. Dana dropped his pants and underpants to his ankle and was not surprised to find his cock decorated with a green bow. "This must be the pretty package of which Patricia spoke," feigning surprise. "Oh look, you come with a label," Dana removed the bow from Will's willy and red the label: 'On the Third Day of Christmas, My True Friend gave to me, Three French Hens. Dear Dana, I hope you enjoy the Christmas package I've selected for you. Unfortunately, the Three French Hens couldn't get their travel visa in time to arrive with the business end of this package; so, I've taken the liberty to include one of their vibrating French hen eggs as a substitute. Ooh la la! Enjoy! And have a Merry Fucking Christmas! -- Patricia.'Dana stroked Will's cock, extended in greeting, "We never got this far in our lessons on what to do with a girl. I Trust you've figured out a thing or two on the proper use of your tool?" Dana leaned in to give Will's cock a lick.Will let her consume him, holding her hair as she slurped with her tongue, preparing his tool for some deep drilling. "Ooh la la," you make a pretty French hen when you have a pecker on your face," Will sighed as Dana sucked him and caressed his balls. With reluctance, Will pulled his cock out of Dana's lips, "Lest we forget, now that you've unwrapped your gift, I believe it is time we play with your new Christmas toy." Will returned to the table and picked up the vibrating egg sex toy and its remote control."This will be fun," said Will as he used the controls to turn it on and run the vibrating rheostat through its different levels. "You never got to this part of the lesson when you taught me about what turns girls on."Dana pulled him close, "A girl shouldn't reveal all of her secrets. But at the time, I never imagined that there was a remote-control device that could be used to turn a girl on with the literal press of a button." Dana spread her legs, rubbing her labia with both hands, "Why don't you find a warm nest to place that egg in, and let's pick up this part of the lesson that we both somehow missed all of those years ago."Will fit himself between her legs, wedged the vibrating egg between Dana's wet cunt lips. Dana held it in place with her right hand as she plucked at her excited nipple with her left hand as Will pressed the start button on the remote. Dana let out a giggle. "Cluck, cluck, cluck, this darling little egg is going to make me want to get laid."Dana bent her knees, trying different positions and sensations. As her toy egg hummed, she purred. "Does this egg have any other settings?" she asked as she worked her clit, letting the vibrations warm her libido.Will licked his lips as he watched Dana adjust to the new sensations between her legs, "Why yes, it does have several settings. How may I serve you my little chickadee?""What options can you offer an excited girl?" Dana asked as her eyes involuntarily rolled back as she pressed the vibrating egg to her warming, wet labia."I can serve you 'over easy', which is the setting I have you at now. I can pick it up a notch and deliver a 'poached egg' sensation, which should make you feel soft, gooey and warm. Or I can go right up to 'scrambled' level.""My, my, all of those sound fun. Will, I want you to surprise me, you pick the setting. You can change it up on me whenever you want, make it interesting with variety." Will needed no prodding, he switched up the intensity of the egg Dana held to her clit; using a slow build, higher and higher and as she squirmed and squeezed her legs together on the couch. As Dana was heating up to her melting point, Will stopped the vibrations."You barnyard bastard, Will!""You wanted me to surprise you. Didn't you tell me years ago to not rush a girl?" Will offered a smug snort, knowing he had the remote and he was in control. Also knowing that Dana had once coached him to make the girl want to come to him. "I think I've learned your lessons pretty well, by the look on your face Dana.""I was starting to get in the groove. You coaxed me pretty far along, I'm wet and I'm getting pretty frothy -- until you stopped. Will, I didn't teach you to be a cruel bastard." Dana was pouting as she reclined on the couch with her knees up, still holding her toy egg against her glistening labia."No, you didn't. I developed the joy of prolonged teasing on my own." He held the remote in front of Dana, rolling his thumb over the control buttons like the twitchy trigger finger of a gunfighter in a showdown. "I could start you up anytime I want from where I stand. Just because I stopped doesn't mean I can't start again.""Well then, what do I need to do to get you to fire me up again? I can't let this egg that I'm nesting on get too cold. I'd be disappointed if I didn't hatch an egg-cracking orgasm with you tonight."Will beamed with confidence as he looked Dana in the eye as he twirled the remote in between his fingers. "I confess, after steaming me up all those years ago with your romantic lessons, I've always wanted to see you get turned on like you are tonight. I love watching your pretty titties bunch and jiggle as you enjoy my remote toying."Dana enjoyed hearing Will's confession and was secretly pleased that she could offer him a good, sexy show. "OK, here's the deal; you control the vibrating egg, I give you the show you've always wanted but you have to come over here and lick and suck my nipple as my clit gets buzzed.""Now that's a deal I can't resist. First, I get to watch you get frothy all over again and then I'll come to your side and fulfill my other longtime fantasy by fondling your tits and sucking you until your nips are made hard and erect and by my stimulation. I'll work you tit, you work your clit and together we will bring you to an egg-cracking orgasm."Will performed a masterful job of licking, sucking and nibbling at Dana's nipples while changing the sensations she was getting on her swollen clit with the remote. With a sudden convulsion and an eye-rolling, breathy squeal, Dana panted as she pulled the pink egg out from her inner thighs, dropping it on the carpet. "Oh damn. Damn that kind of snook up on me. Oh, damn that was exciting. That was a surprise." She pried Will's lips from her over-sensitized nipple as she let the reverberations subside inside her hen parts while she leaned back against the couch's arm feeling warmed from toes to tits.Will looked her over, seeing a crimson sex-flush glowing on her upper chest, remarked, "You are some kind of red-breasted warbler hen."Dana mover her arm down to grasp Will's semi-rigid erection, giving it slow, sensuous strokes as she subtly tugged his cock to position him in front of her spread legs. "Cluck, cluck. You wanna fuck?" Dana inquired through heavy eyelids of a post-orgasmic woman.Will said nothing; he seized her ankles and threw them back toward her shoulders, exposing Dana's puffy pink cunt. With a stiff and eager pecker, Will drove hard and deep into Dana's upturned snatch, pinning her legs against her shoulders as he thrust his boner in and out of her with wet, succulent sounds. He swabbed her with hearty vigor, fulfilling years of pent-up fantasy desire to fuck Dana, the lady who had taken it upon herself years ago to give him the confidence to make it with a girl.Dana sensed that this pumping penetration which she was enjoying was the carnal expression of this man's ultimate gratification after suppressing his desire to fuck her for years. She loved being able to fulfill Will's desires. By letting him take her so savagely, it served to only heighten her pleasure. She could only express her pleasure with long, loud moans finished with little barks with every pounding stroke that Will planted deep inside of her spasming naughty bits. Dana's involuntary moans built up again and again as Will plunged into her slippery depths, always ending with a little bark as his rod mashed into her cervix.Will's grip on her folded-over legs tightened, his breath became fast and shallow as he pumped Dana with fucking fury. He released her legs, seized two generous handfuls of titty flesh, squeezed her tight as his cock flew over her nest of pubic hair, exploding in a glorious release of white, hot sperm. Will's ejaculate went splattering across Dana's bunched bosoms, up her throat and chin, coating her lips with thick, white ropes of jizz.Breathing heavily, with eyes closed tight, he massaged both of Dana's melons as he rested, enjoying the flood of warm satisfaction coursing through his body.Dana waited for a few moments until Will opened his eyes; then she opened her lips and ran her tongue along them to slurp up the cum he had deposited on her mouth. "Yum. You've been wanting to do me like that for a long time haven't you? I could tell.""It was worth the wait Dana. You taught me well." Will's arms released their hold on Dana's tits as he fell into her chest with his face, holding her torso tight as she wrapped her legs around his back.Awaking from an exhausted snooze, still entangled and stuck together by the sticky cum covering Dan's chest and Will's face; Dana stuck her finger in her mouth and then inserted it in Will's ear. "Wet Willy!"Will flinched and then laughed, "Yeah, but my Willy wins for getting you wetter."Dana spoke, "We're both kind of a sticky mess. It's like someone cracked an egg on me, it's like I have egg white covering my tits." Dana snaked her way out from under Will, taking his hand and getting him to sit up on the couch. "Come on, let's both get wet again," as she led him to her shower where they soaped and fondled each other before taking their time toweling each other off.Dana didn't bother to dress, wanting to give Will an eyeful as a parting-gift as she watched him dress. They kissed a quick kiss on the cheek before Will walked out the door in the wee hours of the foggy December morning.Dana went back into the living room to find her vibrating egg toy. She picked it up and found the remote control stuffed behind a cushion. She toyed with the idea of having another round just by herself or just going off to bed. She hadn't decided as she crawled under the sheets with the toy, but she was thinking about The Chix, The Dix, the great sex with the boys, the great fun, and the Twelve Days of Christmas.She thought of Sander, and she thought he'd be happy for her. Sander would not want her to wither up and be sad and lonely; he'd want her to have a Merry Fucking Christmas if he had a say. She missed the comfortable routine that she and Sander had grown into over the years of their marriage. She thought about The Chix and their chosen Dix and wondered if they appreciated what they still had with their hysbands. She fell asleep as she dreamed of wonderful sex and loving and grateful thoughts of her good friends, The Chix.She was dreaming of hatching a plan. A Mysterious Invitation To The ChixDana didn't have it in her this year to send out Christmas cards to the annual crowd of casual acquaintances. The raw loneliness of the holidays without Sander was too much pain to stuff into an envelope along with a glittery card addressed to those who only heard from her and Sander once a year. The holiday cheer had evaporated for all but her closest friends.Dana picked three cards to send out to The Chix. It'd be a Christmas card, a thank you card, and an invitation all wrapped into one.McNally, Patricia and Annie recognized dana's handwriting as soon as they pulled the envelope from their mailbox, rushing to open Dana's envelope first. Each smiled as they red Dana's note:Hmm.I've just gotten to thinking about the Twelve Days of Christmas -- for some naughty reason.Did you know that technically, the Twelve Days run from December 25 to January 6?The Twelve Days of Christmas have yet to begin. We are not finished yet!I know The Chix are dying for me to dish on partridges, turtle doves and French hens.The nesting of all of those Love Birds was such a sweet and spicy gift set that cheered me up.My thanks to The Naughty Chix.You must promise to join me as my guest on the fourth, fifth and sixth Days of Christmas,December 28, 29 & 30th.You will be my guest at our mountain ski-cabin getaway for a gathering of just us Chix.I won't say a word about the packages that were sent my way until then.If you want to hear the details, clear your calendar and come on out.I owe you all a Thank You - and more.I might have a Christmas Season surprise waiting for each of The Chix.You will want to end up on my Naughty List - XOXO DanaDana's scheme had been hatched. The cards went out to The Chix. The bait was irresistible; The Chix would have to be at the cabin to hear the intimate details of how their hubby exchange had been received. They couldn't miss this opportunity.As Dana suspected, the replies accepting her offer of an exclusive Chix getaway flew so quickly to her phone that she had to put all three of The Chix on a conference call. McNally, Annie and Patricia pressed Dana for a tiny hint as to how their gift hubby-exchange guys had performed. Dana was having none of it. She remained tight-lipped through all of their clever wheedling and desperate manipulations trying to get her to spill a few hints. Dana stood steadfast, enjoying holding out the tormenting delay in the juiciest gossip in years."Nothing for anyone until we are all together at my cabin." All agreed, reluctantly, on the conditions set by their hostess. They arranged to come up together and meet Dana at her ski cabin on the Fourth Day of Christmas, December 28th. A Load Of Post-Christmas Scrooges And A GhostDana stopped stirring the hot chocolate, skipped to the door upon hearing the crunching of tires over the crisp, refrozen snowfall, announcing the arrival of The Chix. "A Merry Fourth Day of Christmas to y'all!" she hollered from the open doorway.McNally stepped from the rear passenger door of Patricia's SUV, answered Dana in a sour tone, "I am so done with Christmas right now. I know, the Twelve Days of Christmas only started after Christmas, but for me, Christmas is over - and I say good riddance. Too much stress and expectation."Annie, standing ready to unload her bag from the rear cargo hatch, felt bad that McNally had started the afternoon at Dana's cabin on a down note. "McNally! Don't be such a Grinch. If Dana wants to celebrate the holiday a little longer, don't throw cold water on her festive gathering. Sheesh.""All righty then, Merry Fucking Christmas - even though it's almost New Years," groused a still disillusioned and worn-out McNally."There you go McNally, that's the spirit," chided Patricia as she stepped out of the driver's seat. "Though, I must admit, it has been a grueling end of the year for me. I would be happy to pack up the holiday decorations and get on with a normally hectic life. Merry fucking Christmas to everyone and then it's on to a Happy Fucking New Year!""I hear you girls," said Dana, "you're free to toss the gift-wrapped stress and snowed-under holiday scheduling; but don't be too quick to throw out the good part of Christmas. I've got a nice quiet, post-Christmas chill-out planned. I'm hoping to restore your Christmas spirit and help you unpack all of this grinchy scrooginess that some of you have hauled all the way up here. Welcome Chix! Grab your stuff and come on in." Dana held the door open as the Chix paraded through, stopping to give Dana a hug. "It's been a long time since everyone has been up here, but I trust you remember where your rooms are."Dana shut the door and stepped into the kitchen to finish the hot chocolate as her guests went to their rooms to drop off their luggage. Dana busied herself with arranging the snack tray and hors d'oeuvre spread as the ladies freshened up after their late afternoon drive up to the cabin."Who wants a mug of my super rich hot chocolate?" called Dana. The Chix filtered into the kitchen to start the traditional sip of hot chocolate, it was the way Dana and Sander always welcomed their winter guests to their cabin. Dana poured four, steaming mugs and set them on the table. "Won't you join me?" she asked as she pulled out a chair."I've been driving over icy roads for the last couple of hours, I think I'll take my traditional welcoming mug of steaming indulgence standing up, if you don't mind," offered Patricia."Me too," echoed Annie."I'll stand with these two," motioned McNally.Dana joined them at the counter, "We've always stood together, haven't we? This is no time to break with that tradition."They all laughed a comfortable laugh and took a sip. McNally licked her lips, "Hmm, quite good and rich as always Dana, but I think it could use a tad something more." McNally slipped around Annie and headed to the cupboard. She pulled out a bottle of peppermint schnapps. "Ah, is this the bottle Orlando and I left for you and Sander? It's right where I remember it being. And I do have an excellent memory for such things.""Yep. That's the same old bottle that you and Orlando gave us the last time we all gathered here.""Wow," offered Annie as she thought of the years that had flown past since they were last together at Dana and Sander's ski cabin. "It has been a really long time since the four of us were here together," she mused. "Only then we were also here with..." Annie caught herself, but it was too late; she and everyone there realized she was about to mention their four husbands; she sucked in a panicked breath and threw her hands to her mouth and was about to apologize for bringing up the memory of husbands in front of her widowed friend."It's all right Annie," assured Dana as she reached across the counter to touch her arm. "I'm still grieving, but the good memories of Sander, shared among my close friends, are a soothing balm for my sadness. It's not a bad thing to remember my husband."Annie, working to hold back her tears, said, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I wanted to come up to your cabin and have this be a happy time with your friends; I didn't want to hurt you by dwelling on tragedy.""Annie, get a hold of yourself girl," said McNally as she dropped the mug of her high-octane hot chocolate from her lips. "We all know Sander is gone. It's a void we have to deal with, that's why we're here to cheer up Dana at this time of year.""McNally, stop it," Patricia interrupted. "Maybe you're right about the situation, but sometimes you come off sounding harsh and unsupportive. If Annie wants to open up with some tender feelings, then you should let her."Dana thumped her mug on the countertop, "Listen to me Chix, everyone's got a point - and I do too; Annie, thank you for your deep sympathy, but it's not going to break me when you, or anyone else, mentions Sander. Okay?"Patricia, I appreciate your mother hen role among us Chix, especially when McNally seems to rise to the top of the pecking order, but don't douse McNally's spirit; I find comfort in her boldness and barefaced words, and I find levity and healing in her humor and draw strength from her brassy spirit."McNally, that being said about all that I love about you - I have to correct one of your assertions; Sander is not gone. He is here. The last time we shared a bed and kissed each other good night was in this bed right in there," Dana motioned toward the bedroom off the kitchen. "But McNally you are correct in that Sander's passing is a void we have to deal with. I've chosen to deal with the void by filling it with my present friends and good memories of times past."Annie broke into a sputtering sob, sloshing her hot chocolate onto the counter. Patricia threw a visual dart at McNally to keep her quiet on Annie's account. McNally smiled and tipped her head and said nothing.After Dana spoke, there was a spell of unusual silence among The Chix, except for Annie's audible efforts to control her sobs. It was not the festive beginning to a Chix post-Christmas getaway that Dana had planned. Sensing that the holiday cheer had been lost already, Dana threw out what she knew would derail any immediate hope for the return of high holiday spirits among The Chix. "I came up to our cabin two days early for some solitude," Dana announced. "Sander is not gone. Sander is here. Last night he visited me."Eyes widened, jaws dropped, the sound of silence landed on the countertop between the girls with an unnerving crash, felt but unheard. McNally thought to ask if Dana was pulling their legs but thought better of opening her mouth. Three sets of down-cast eyes made their way up to lock onto Dana's eyes. There were lots of questions in those three sets of eyes, but not a word was spoken aloud.Dana's head clicked around in three incremental moves to scan the eyes of her guests. She understood that after a line like that, it was up to her to answer the unasked questions hanging in the air. "I didn't want to tell y'all that, at least not like that." Dana braced herself with two outstretched arms against the counter. "That's not the festive beginning I was planning on starting with, sorry about that. Excuse me for a minute; I got kind of emotionally thrown off my horse there. I planned a girl's getaway tonight with my beloved Chix. The plan was to share some bottles of wine, fat-ass snacks, decadent hors d'oeuvres and a big bowl of buttery popcorn and watch a movie. Oh! And I have some very naughty cookies from our earlier exchange that I saved; you know Chix, they must be consumed before the end of the year.""No way Dana!" protested McNally. "You can't do this to us, telling us you saw Sander last night and then pretending that we are all ready to have a casual, goofy girl's night-in tossing down popcorn and a merlot while watching a movie? I can't let you jerk us back to ordinary after an extraordinary tease like that. We gotta talk girl." McNally surveyed the faces of Patricia and Annie expecting them to nod in hearty agreement, siding with her plan to override Dana's.Annie looked non-committal. Patricia looked at McNally and then at Dana. "Dana, do you need to talk about this Sander sighting, or do you need to stick to your plan?" asked Patricia."Yes. I have so much I need to talk to you guys about, but I need to be prepared and so do you before we talk. I need everyone to follow my schedule. Didn't I write to y'all and tell you to come on up because there might be a surprise?"Flabbergasted, McNally asked, "So it's snacks, wine and a movie?"Patricia shot a mother hen look at McNally to answer her question."Didn't you hear Dana? She needs to get to a good emotional place, then she'll get back to your agenda item McNally," Annie said to reinforce Patricia's mother hen look."Okay. But I know from our conversation on the way up here, we are all eagerly expecting a report on the first three days of Christmas, involving a partridge, two turtle doves and three French hens. Am I right ladies?" asked McNally with a jauntily cocked head as she searched the faces of Patricia and Annie, satisfied that she had gotten in the last word, as she so often likes to do.Pleased that her plan was back on track, Dana perked up and poured a healthy amount of schnapps into McNally's mug, "You'll get all that and more, I promise," said Dana merrily."Did I hear 'Yule' get all that and more? If that's the case, then it's a Merry Fucking Christmas to all!"The Chix laughed and thrust their mugs to the center in a collective toast, "A Merry Fucking Christmas!"Dana set out the food, McNally poured the drinks as Annie filled the huge common bowl with buttery popcorn. "Should I bring over the naughty Christmas cookies?" asked Patricia. "I see there are a lot of uneaten pussies still on the tray. They are decorated so enticingly. It's a shame to leave an uneaten pussie on the table.""No, those naughty cookies are for dessert! Leave 'em there," shouted Dana."Patricia, are there any large, tasty cocks left on that tray, or did Dana already eat them all?"Dana jumped in, "Patricia, don't answer that. A girl has a right to keep her secrets - at least for a little while longer."To be continued in part 4, based on the post by SandyMarl for Literotica.

The duo pour a splash to rehash the week's events including: an innocent mistake in Napa, a comical Kelly headline, and as usual, failed attempts at aging backwards. Thank you for supporting our sponsors! Good American: Go to https://GoodAmerican.com and use code KELLY to get $50 off your first order Posh Peanut: Go to https://poshpeanut.com/KELLY and use promo code KELLY to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Go to https://FactorMeals.com/MorningAfter50 and use code morningafter50 to get 50% off. Hers: Start your free online visit today at https://ForHers.com/Kelly for your personalized weight loss treatment options Progressive: Quote your car insurance at https://Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive.

In this episode we welcome back The Rev. KC Robertson from St. Matthew's in Pacific Palisades.  KC invites us to be opened to how God can move, what healing and wholeness really mean, and how important it is to ask questions.Today's referencesSwimming to the Other Side by Pat HumphriesMy Body Is Not a Prayer Request by Amy KennyFaith to Go is a ministry of The Episcopal Diocese of San Diego. Click here to learn more about EDSD's great work in our region and how you can support this ministry.Remember to get in contact with us!Email: faithtogo@edsd.orgInstagram: @faithtogo

Danny Jones of Red Wet Willy Fab is on the show today telling his awesome story!  Awesome dude, awesome rig and awesome skills!Enjoy.Cheers! Don't forget to give us a review on Apple Podcasts. You'll need to have an Apple account to post, but once you do, slide into our DM's …

November ~14th, 1994 - Radio shock-jock Larry 'Loomin' Large is broadcasting a scavenger hunt from the newly-renamed Sandy Cay Cafe, leaving mayhem in his wake! The hunt is on for a hidden golden pirate doubloon, causing a flood of beach-goers to run wild! Can the lifeguards maintain peace with $100,000 on the line? With Matt and even CJ swept up in the excitement, probably not! Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch is back with an unauthorized pirate-themed treasure hunt! Mitch struggles with city hall while Garner tries (and fails) to maintain any sense of law & order. He can't even stop the dogs from digging up the beach! We get another exciting visit to the extensive cave systems of southern Cali, complete with a Goonies-style pirate skeleton! And hey, Wet Willy would make a great addition to the Baywatch team! ⁠https://linktr.ee/hotredshortspodcast

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This week the BOYS ARE BACK! Zach and Shannon have been PALING around in Palworld while Justin helps Turnip Boy rob a bank. We also talk about the Microsoft Showcase, designated restaurant themed glasses, and Echo.

Get ready to convert to a space cult as we take you down the cosmic rabbit holes of the Aetherius Society and the Universe People.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Sequel time! There's just so much to talk about, so let's just get into the yelling part. God awful graphics! Another attempted annihilation! Nerfing Shao Khan! Inner Earth hamster balls! Mud covered mammary glands! Middle-management gods! Super-secret elder gods! Getting mad at the dad god! Oh yeah, dyke fight! Pointlessly punishing Petra! New white Wet Willy! Twin tower toughness! Touching oblivion tips! Sucker/Spy bing-bong! Rubbery Baraka blades! Oiled flexing ascension towers! Bob's front-flip umpire clicker, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com 

It's the 150th episode of Comics and Chronic baybeeee!! Friend and artist Joey Murphy returns to the podcast as we interview him and our very own Anthony Iannaccio to talk about their debut comic Superguy (soon to be featured in the Unknown Heroes Anthology Vol. 2) But first, do most podcasts make it to episode 150? Are we on our way to being one of the big dogs of podcasting? Do you need to be a stoner to enjoy our podcast? Has Anthony finally set up his comic book room? How does he organize his comic books? Did The Bronx welcome back Anthony? Did Joey and Jake have a good time at the John Williams concert at the Hollywood Bowl? Who is Wet Willy? Was there a light show or any videos to accompany the music? Did some lady with a loud lightsaber ruin the experience? Who is The Condicktor? Is The Whizzer the R. Kelly of the Marvel Universe? What other art is Joey working on currently? Should Cody do a voiceover for a Britta commercial? What is the origin of the Superguy comic? Why did Anthony choose Joey to draw this comic? Did Anthony and Joey go with their original designs and ideas for this comic? How did Ratchet and Clank inspire the character of Superguy? Did Joey and Anthony instantly click creatively? Can Anthony even speak properly this episode? What were the story parameters for this anthology? Is Jake trying to spoil the comic for everybody? Do we have to wait till the Fall to read Superguy? Are Joey and Anthony printing physical copies of their 10-page story? Did Jake and Joey already come up with a new character for this universe? Can Superguy take on Superman? Does Superguy have any weaknesses? Why did Joey choose the color palate of Superguy? Did a tight deadline help get this comic made? Why didn't Anthony ask for any outside feedback on the script? Should you listen to Bill Hader's creative advice? Does Cody ever run his stand-up routines by anybody? Where is Cody performing in LA next week? Is Cody on the come-up? Are there future Superguy stories in the works? Is this comic similar to Bone? How do Jake and Cody feel about the comic? Who inspired the character of the President? Who is Robotguy? Was the length of the comic too much of a cocktease for Jake? Is this story comparable to a comedian's tight five? How is this comic like the McRib? Will the story become more complicated? Is Joey the Clone Army to Anthony's Emperor Palpatine? Could Joey make a comic on his own? What was it like for Joey to collaborate on a creative project? Is Cody's house being invaded by gnats? Is Anthony used to working as part of a creative team? Can Cody draw? Does Joey want to break into comics? Did Joey do the creative work of five people for this comic? Can soft boys be superheroes too? Would Jonah Hill make a good Superguy in a live-action movie? Are the guys excited to read what comes next for Superguy? And what did Satan think of this comic? Tune into our 150th episode to find out all of this plus: HOW MANY PESCIS WILL SUPERGUY GET?! Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ComicsandChronic Check out our website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.comicsandchronic.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ New episodes every THURSDAY Follow us on social media! Instagram // Twitter // TikTok : @comicsnchronic YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UC45vP6pBHZk9rZi_2X3VkzQ E-mail: comicsnchronicpodcast@gmail.com Cody Twitter: @Cody_Cannon Instagram: @walaka_cannon TikTok: @codywalakacannon Jake Instagram: @jakefhaha Anthony Instagram // Twitter // TikTok : @mrtonynacho YouTube: youtube.com/nachocomedy

Pastor Goodman's flying solo today on the Drive to School where we're looking at what we'll see (and hear) in church this Sunday. Check it out.

A look at the penalty for a wet willy. Host keith frischkorn --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/keith-frischkorn/support

God sommer, nørderinos! Her kommer en freebie til alle Dyrepark-blakke der ute. De som velger «rusekspert» eller høyere på vår Patreon får tilgang på POSTcast om Rus: en chillere og løsere post-innspillingsepisode som følger hver standardepisode. De som liker det dere hører kan stikke innom følgende link: https://www.patreon.com/podcastomrus Ha en svett dag videre, kjære lytter! Original dato: 30.02.2022 Originaltekst: NNPF-spessial! Vi følger opp at NNPF følger opp (!) med klage på at lønnstrekket deres ikke ble holdt hemmelig. Foreningens forståelse av juss er like original som alltid, men denne gangen noe spakere i tonen. Rolleblanding som ikke holdes hemmelig.. hva blir det neste, rusbrukere som får være i fred? Sprø tider, kjære VIPs, men snart er mørketiden (kanskje) over.

This week the boys are back face to face, mano a mano, to talk three topics as it was originally intended. Covered is, Lia (formerly William) Thomas and her new found domination of women's collegiate swimming. Any Bol brings up a great point in that debate, be on the lookout! Also covered are the things really special about Philadelphia, and the real deal characters of the city... Finally the 3rd topic is a new segment called "no limit bars" where the boys spit unfiltered fuego from the dome.   Follow! @nolimitpodcastofficial   

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer --On this week's episode, the guys discuss Peter's awkward run-in with a pizza guy who was a little too forward in looking for a tip. Plus, did Peter's neighbor steal his Christmas packages? Also, a week after Braxton said he would get a tattoo of Nix on his butt if Nix came to Oregon and won a natty-- Nix has committed to Oregon. A follow-up with new layers to the proclamation. And how much money does Mariah Carey make in royalties for her Christmas album?In what was a terrible showing this weekend, the NFL remains wide open with heavy favorites losing and failing to clinch the playoffs. COVID continues to affect the fantasy and betting and quality of games. And Peter is violated in this week's punishment. 

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer --On this week's episode, the guys discuss Peter's awkward run-in with a pizza guy who was a little too forward in looking for a tip. Plus, did Peter's neighbor steal his Christmas packages? Also, a week after Braxton said he would get a tattoo of Nix on his butt if Nix came to Oregon and won a natty-- Nix has committed to Oregon. A follow-up with new layers to the proclamation. And how much money does Mariah Carey make in royalties for her Christmas album?In what was a terrible showing this weekend, the NFL remains wide open with heavy favorites losing and failing to clinch the playoffs. COVID continues to affect the fantasy and betting and quality of games. And Peter is violated in this week's punishment. 

He did what with his tongue? You have to hear Carolyn's date!

FR LOUIS SCURTI USES THE MIRACULOUS GESTURE OF JESUS AS A 'WET WILLY' TO FOCUS ON HIS OPENING OUR EARS TO HEAR HIS WORD AND ACCORDING TO JAMES, ACT ON IT! 23rd SUNDAY OF THE YEAR. WE INVITE YOU TO SUPPORT OUR MINISTRY: PayPal.Me/FriendsoftheWord TO Connect with FOTW: www.friendsoftheword.org

FR LOUIS SCURTI USES THE MIRACULOUS GESTURE OF JESUS AS A 'WET WILLY' TO FOCUS ON HIS OPENING OUR EARS TO HEAR HIS WORD AND ACCORDING TO JAMES, ACT ON IT! 23rd SUNDAY OF THE YEAR. WE INVITE YOU TO SUPPORT OUR MINISTRY: PayPal.Me/FriendsoftheWord TO Connect with FOTW: www.friendsoftheword.org FRIENDS OF THE WORD: https://www.facebook.com/www.FriendsoftheWord.org TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@unclelouie45? www.friendsoftheword.org RUMBLE https://rumble.com/user/frlouscurti YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHuqg2PLRBL3cVUxV-FdpwQ PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/louisscurti/ LINKEDIN: https://www.linkedin.com/in/dr-lou-scurti-488257a9/ SOUNDCLOUD https://soundcloud.com/louis-scurti PODBEAN: https://www.podbean.com/podcast-detail/q942h-13d429/Friends-of-the-Word-Podcast VIMEO: https://vimeo.com/manage/videos MIX https://mix.com/louisjscurti INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/friendsoftheword/ DIIGO: https://groups.diigo.com/group/friends-of-the-word

-Weekly Recap (Brother's wedding) -Tony Finau Anecdote -Cam Smith wanting to invest 15 million in his fishing career -Wet Willy of the week -Tales from the Minor Leagues with Jamal Wade

Saganis Brings the heat in this live recording from an art popup show at the MOBASH skatepark in Missoula, on July 18th, with Wet Willy, Swamp Ritual and Noise Complaint. A few words from the Man himself: This mix is a combination of newer techno/psytechno and late 2000's minimal techno. It was crazy how smokey it was outside when I played this set, it felt almost apocalyptic, and I feel like the music matched the weather perfectly. Anyways, enjoy the set and thanks for listening! -Saganist- For More SAGANISTcheck out Soundcloud for original tunes: https://soundcloud.com/saganist2112 Bandcamp for original tunes and download: https://saganist406.bandcamp.com/ Mixcloud for DJ mixes: https://www.mixcloud.com/saganist2112/

Talkin old school sleepovers, PMSometers, wet willys, being loyal to a fault, vulnerability, ambulance advice, Karen 2.0, faking out your physical, what we're watching, lil Hollywood news, boat safety Tiiiips, and needing a little more f-ing Jesus. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Welcometothefampodcast)

The important thing is to email us at thequestionguyspodcast@gmail.com because we check that all the time. We also have socials that we rarely post on, but you can find us tweeting lovely Australians here: @QuestionGuysPodThen of course there's:Website – thequestionguyspodcast.comInstagram – @TheQuestionGuysPodcastFacebook – /thequestionguyspodcastAnd our viral  YouTube

Today we had the pleasure of having Dbangz On On The Radar today. The rapper who is best known for SoundCloud records such as "Thick N----- and Anime Tiddies", "Wet Willy", "SASUKE TOOK MY B----" is taking a new direction with his music with the release of his latest single “The Source”. Follow Gabe on IG: https://bit.ly/3cpvsEMFollow On The Radar On IG: https://bit.ly/3n3tP1QFollow On The Radar On Twitter: https://bit.ly/2VYj8lmFollow On The Radar on Facebook: https://bit.ly/2VWjJnBFollow On The Radar on Tik Tok: https://bit.ly/2JNPcWIFollow On The Radar On iHeartRadio: https://ihr.fm/39UZUW1Follow On The Radar On Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/370ITYD#DBANGZ #OnTheRadar #Interview

On the podcast this week, Wax joins Chralamagne in studio while Andrew is still in Miami and they discuss, Tekashi and Meek Mill's altercation, the NBA All Star game coming to Atlanta, what's going on with Covid, Boosie's comments on Lori Harvey and Michael B Jordan, Charlamagne shares some Wax war stories, and more!

Do you hear that? Some say it's the squeal of Canadian women of the night being stabbed on a pig farm. This week we dive into pig farm murder extraordinaire, sometimes trance dj, and most likely a wrestling fan: Willy Pickton. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wellthatwasweird/message

Hey everybody welcome back to another episode of suckmytober! This episode we continue the conspiracies! Sorry for the super late upload, but now ya have it! Support us on Patreon! Tweet us @vacuouspictures @vacuousneya @vacuouscathy @vacuousmose @white_blaise --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/vacuous-podcast/support

In this mobile episode of MICRO BREAK, I wrap up the subject of love from episode 4. I talk briefly about passion, and how it is a positive word when combined with true love. Oh yes, I also talk about a big boat named “Wet Willy II.” Love (noun) Source: Webster : a feeling of strong or constant affection for a person. : attraction that includes sexual desire : the strong affection felt by people who have a romantic relationship. : a person you love in a romantic way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/microbreak/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/microbreak/support

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In this episode, we begin our exploration of Outage, an island off the coast of Alaska full of incredible super heroes! Tempest, Mr. Dimension, and Wet Willy confront a complete sentient breakfast and start their investigation into a mysterious villain. In an effort to promote equality and justice, we have included the links to the Use of Force Project and Black Lives Matter. Please take time to read through these websites and engage in local politics.

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THE POD JIHAD HAS GATHERED. Coming in hot in advance of their Bollywood debut, we have sex educator and abortion access activist Anqa Khan . Along with the classic Moji-Marie ensemble, they take on Florida’s TRAP law bullshit going after minors, the performative joke that was the State of the Union, and the outright lies abortion reversal spokespeople push. Spoiler alert: abortion is still legal.  GATHERED IN THE SLEEPER CELL Moji Alawode-El @mojilocks Anqa Khan @anqakhan Marie Khan @mkhanj Quick Hits State of Washington Suing HHS Over Abortion Insurance Paperwork(initial story): https://www.newsweek.com/new-affordable-care-act-rule-requires-insurers-bill-abortion-coverage-separately-1478605https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Abortion.pdfhttps://www.courthousenews.com/abortion-18/ Florida Continues to TRAP Pregnant Minorshttps://www.wtxl.com/news/local-news/florida-senate-passes-bill-requiring-minors-to-get-parental-consent-before-getting-abortionshttps://www.kut.org/post/judges-texas-are-inconsistent-about-allowing-minors-get-abortions-without-parental-consent Meaty Stories   Trump’s Attempt at Giving SOTU Addresshttps://time.com/5777857/state-of-the-union-transcript-2020/ Rewire piece: https://rewire.news/article/2020/02/05/trumps-cynical-ploy-on-later-abortion-in-state-of-the-union/Check out our sibling org Abortion Access Front’s SOTU segment: https://www.facebook.com/AbortionFront/videos/860441141061299/ WHY IS THE ABORTION PILL REVERSAL TREND CONTINUING INTO 2020http://www.legislature.mi.gov/documents/2019-2020/billintroduced/House/pdf/2020-HIB-5374.pdfhttps://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/02/michigan-bill-would-force-doctors-to-suggest-dangerous-unproven-abortion-reversal/Dangerous researching findings https://journals.lww.com/greenjournal/Citation/2020/01000/Mifepristone_Antagonization_With_Progesterone_to.21.aspxhttps://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/12/05/785262221/safety-problems-lead-to-early-end-for-study-of-abortion-pill-reversal Announcements Atlanta Show- http://www.badearl.com/events/5310/The-Female-Buzzkills-of-Comedy        Union Hall Show- https://www.unionhallny.com/e/abortion-access-front-presents-feminist-buzzkills-of-comedy-90740678813/Soon we will have info on busing to Washington DC for the Supreme Court on March 4, 2020 ALL THE HOUSEKEEPING Write a review/ give us 5 starsFollow us on social @accessforce on Twitter/InstagramEmail us at podcast@aaforce.org! Edited by Brad Pearson, theme song by Cory Eischen, The Purple Xperience DONATE TO Abortion Access Force/Feminist Sleeper Cell pod!!!! MAY THE ABORTION ACCESS FORCE BE WITH YOU!

THE POD JIHAD HAS GATHERED. Coming in hot in advance of their Bollywood debut, we have sex educator and abortion access activist Anqa Khan . Along with the classic Moji-Marie ensemble, they take on Florida’s TRAP law bullshit going after minors, the performative joke that was the State of the Union, and the outright lies abortion reversal spokespeople push. Spoiler alert: abortion is still legal.  GATHERED IN THE SLEEPER CELL Moji Alawode-El @mojilocks Anqa Khan @anqakhan Marie Khan @mkhanj Quick Hits State of Washington Suing HHS Over Abortion Insurance Paperwork(initial story): https://www.newsweek.com/new-affordable-care-act-rule-requires-insurers-bill-abortion-coverage-separately-1478605https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Abortion.pdfhttps://www.courthousenews.com/abortion-18/ Florida Continues to TRAP Pregnant Minorshttps://www.wtxl.com/news/local-news/florida-senate-passes-bill-requiring-minors-to-get-parental-consent-before-getting-abortionshttps://www.kut.org/post/judges-texas-are-inconsistent-about-allowing-minors-get-abortions-without-parental-consent Meaty Stories   Trump’s Attempt at Giving SOTU Addresshttps://time.com/5777857/state-of-the-union-transcript-2020/ Rewire piece: https://rewire.news/article/2020/02/05/trumps-cynical-ploy-on-later-abortion-in-state-of-the-union/Check out our sibling org Abortion Access Front’s SOTU segment: https://www.facebook.com/AbortionFront/videos/860441141061299/ WHY IS THE ABORTION PILL REVERSAL TREND CONTINUING INTO 2020http://www.legislature.mi.gov/documents/2019-2020/billintroduced/House/pdf/2020-HIB-5374.pdfhttps://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/02/michigan-bill-would-force-doctors-to-suggest-dangerous-unproven-abortion-reversal/Dangerous researching findings https://journals.lww.com/greenjournal/Citation/2020/01000/Mifepristone_Antagonization_With_Progesterone_to.21.aspxhttps://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/12/05/785262221/safety-problems-lead-to-early-end-for-study-of-abortion-pill-reversal Announcements Atlanta Show- http://www.badearl.com/events/5310/The-Female-Buzzkills-of-Comedy        Union Hall Show- https://www.unionhallny.com/e/abortion-access-front-presents-feminist-buzzkills-of-comedy-90740678813/Soon we will have info on busing to Washington DC for the Supreme Court on March 4, 2020 ALL THE HOUSEKEEPING Write a review/ give us 5 starsFollow us on social @accessforce on Twitter/InstagramEmail us at podcast@aaforce.org! Edited by Brad Pearson, theme song by Cory Eischen, The Purple Xperience DONATE TO Abortion Access Force/Feminist Sleeper Cell pod!!!! MAY THE ABORTION ACCESS FORCE BE WITH YOU!

Bryan Shannon talks with the legend Jimmy Hall about playing with the likes of Jeff Beck, Joe Bonamassa, Marcus King, and a few other notable musicians. He has quite a story to tell about how he got to the level of where he is now and how he tries to give back to the music community.

Some of you may heard about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Some of you may have even seen their movies. Sketch, Chris, and Scotty sure did! Jokes aside, man-oh-man do we have a lot to say about this movie, and rightfully so because the Turtles have been a large part of the MV Boyz' lives. Plot-holes, heroes, flat jokes, and wet willies. This movie is everything that someone wanted, but we're still trying to figure out who that is. Help us please!Outro: Baltimora - Tarzan BoyThe Side Show will be released early to Patrons every Wednesday (alternating with the Mega Visions Show) and to the public that following Friday.Don't forget to let us know what you think of this week's episode by joining our Discord!You can check out the Dreamcast Dreamless 24-Hour Marathon clip compilation/Thank-You video right here!Be sure to check out our sponsor Warp Zone!If you’d like to subscribe to the podcast, you can do so here:iTunes Google Play Stitcher Spotify RSS Also, if you got some time, check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/megavisions!

Ep 5 The Wet Willy Bandit Strikes Back: Join best friends Tony and Alex on a quirky adventure exploring funny, good, and lighthearted news stories we think will brighten your day, make you laugh, and give you something to think about!

Ep 5 The Wet Willy Bandit Strikes Back: Join best friends Tony and Alex on a quirky adventure exploring funny, good, and lighthearted news stories we think will brighten your day, make you laugh, and give you something to think about!    

Replay of our 9/17/19 Live Podcast on Twitch. Live Every Tuesday at 8PM EST / 5pm PST. twitch.tv/crazytownmedialive Topics include: - Juul Addicts - Date Colonel Sanders - Bang Bros Sponsor an Arena - Pot Cookies at Church - NCAA Pay - Wet WIlly Jail Time

Gay Gangs Violate in Atlanta ... Lil baby Trippin ... Paul Mooney ... Altering Dress Code to Discriminate against Black ppl

It's Friday the 13th! Sean tells us his favorite Jason film, Tara's dad had surgery, things that are worse when wet and popular American cars from when you were born. THANK YOU FOR ALL THE YOUTUBE SUBSCRIPTIONS!! Please keep it up. Be sure to like, subscribe and ring the bell, Joe. Follow us on social media: Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr and Twitter. Email us your thoughts: Hashtagjustsayinpodcast@gmail.com

Guns at the drive thru over cold Mickey D's, some piece of trash got arrested for a wet willy, a lady cut off her husband's penis, and a lawyer gets pee thrown in his mouth. Gnarly Zack hangs and bangs. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner @gnarlyzack

Florida man arrested for giving girlfriend a wet willy is in jail again... Joseph was arrested for giving his girlfriend a wet willy last year is once again behind bars. This time, it's for violating probation.

PLUS: How does everyone even get wedding ideas in 2019 AND Colleen is VERY excited about A VERY BRADY RENOVATION.

Cose degli altri sport che renderebbero la Serie A un posto migliore e più divertente. A proposito di divertimento, sapete cos'è un Wet Willy? Sì, siamo arrivati fino alla puntata numero tre. Pazzesco. #RossoDiretto #NonSiFrulla

What happens after the end of a good learning montage? Well, you gotta do something with that knowledge, don't you? This week Paul and Alex discuss what to do with knowledge and skills once you've attained them, and how hard it can be to realize that you've got cartoon powers and can totally dunk on the Monstars. Also, there's a bit about alternate names for a "Wet Willy" that deserves a trigger warning.  https://garfield.com/comic/2009/11/19

This is a fascinating story about a feud between brothers, one of whom is the most diabolical and prolific Wet Willy artist of all time. Watch as a seemingly innocent prank completely tears a family apart. You think wet Willies are a game? Think again.

Mark, Rick and Brian have a "reviewsit" of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (unofficially subtitled: 'Turtles in Time'), to finish out the original TMNT Trilogy. The lads ponder if the lack of Shredder cause this 3rd film of the series to feel somewhat off, point out how the special effects company changed to non-Henson leading to noticeable suit malfunctions and come up with the more mature version of the classic "Wet Willy" maneuver. The fellas also become in awe of the magic cannonball demonstration, Rick has a breakthrough from a childhood toy revelation and they all work together to make a new kind of pizza that would be the perfect snack to consume in feudal Japan times. Grab your warrior armor, a mystical scepter and then join these "Silver Screen Samurais" as they jump back through time with some Turtle Power. This one's more fun than being on the receiving end of a "Moist William!"

On the menu: ear licking, the Bills, carpentry, and time travel. For dessert: "Superfan" Grier with some hot picks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/best-friends-catching-up/message

I am back in the studio giving people ASMR boners and tons of talk, from Khabib going extra Russian, why calling the cops on Whales make you a garbage person, why I became funny as a kid and dealing with bullying growing up. My inner Alex Jones comes when talking about Facebook and the Kavanaugh debacle. Plus how I dealt with getting mad lowballed (Pun Intended) by a sports Organization. Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs

In this episode:- The Angry Candle- I'm Sending My Kid To That Kindergarten- Reverse Break In… and moreWARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a "Purple Nurple".Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a "Wet Willy".Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a "Swirly".Florida Man Paul Flart Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on Instagram).

On this episode we discuss a ticked off paraglider, a stolen hearse with a passenger, and exploding AXE. All this and more on this episode of Weird! Weird is the podcast that brings you the BEST in Weird News Coverage twice each week!

Episode 108 is here! Burt Reynolds passed away today at the age of 82.  The hosts talk about his filmography and what films of his stood out The BIRD Scooters are back and David has a problem with Lime Scooters Lee went to Zanies and saw DL Hughley Marco Rubio and Alex Jones had a verbal altercation and the video is hilarious Colin Kaepernick is the new face of Nike for their 30 year anniversary and this has upset a number of people.  Is the outrage justified or are people looking to complain about anything? A Florida man was arrested for giving a Wet Willy.  Yes, you read that correctly John gives advice to a woman who’s coworker is talking about things she’s not comfortable with at the workplace Follow Us On Social! FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/bybpod TWITTER: http://twitter.com/bybpod INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/blameyourbro/ *LEAVE A RATING AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS! *   The post Episode 108 – Rubio vs Jones, The New Face of Nike, and RIP Burt Reynolds appeared first on BLAME YOUR BROTHER .

MONDAY 08.20.2018 National Radio Day. Back in the day. Monster Jam Triple Threat Series at Amway. RRR - Don't mess with my fries. Going to jail for this. 6 Things - Mummy Juice. Rousy wins. Steven Kramer in studio. News with Debra Roberts. To The Top with Carlos - No A.C. Monster Sports. Monster Emails

    Marc McKee discusses growing up in Marin County CA, going to art school at UCLA, meeting Steve Rocco, working for World Industries in the early 90s, creating classic board graphics, his involvement with Big Brother magazine, how he created Flameboy, Wet Willy and the Devil man graphics, World Industries being sold for 43 million dollars, cease and desist letters and much more… Watch The Episode

Brandon's beautiful mom is in the house! Also: Wet salami rain, more erotic fan fiction, Brandon's birthday treat, a pregnant AYSTM, a movie review from Palm Springs Bill, Brenda Gnocchi channels Kelly Clarkson, Kylie Jenner's bodyguard, airline passenger shaming, a new Wet Willy theme song and a dreamy Minute Mark.

Mark is tripping balls in-studio with his prescribed pain pills! Also: Celine news, an adventurous Snack Attack, Mark's P Diddy club, an anatomically-correct Are You Smarter Than Mark, Jurassic Amber, Wet Willy takes the gay test, asking for a raise, Turn-Back-Time Cher, a super romantic Free Willy, and a farewell to our beloved Rich!

Wet Willy is an official member of the gang! Also: Mark shows off his new cast, Ross mourns the loss of Tina with Gay of Thrones' Jonathan Van Ness, pooping in the dark, Celine's New Gay, caftan Sundays, garage sale escapades, a very romantic Are You Smarter Than Mark, solving Steve, and Judy Garland kisses.

Ross unveils YONDER MARKET, your source for Straight Talk merch! Also: Our dreamy new producer Wet Willy, The return of Mark, our gay senior citizen movie critic Bill reviews Straight Outta Compton, a pizza buffet call, a heated Are You Smarter Than Mark rematch, a sexy Mark voice interpreter, a wacky peanut butter Snack Attack, the newest Real Housewives, and a bitter Minute Mark.

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Katie Glueck talks to us about Rand Paul's foreign policy speech in NY; Superhero brawl on Hollywood Blvd; Dude gave a "wet willy" to a cop; News Wheel Thingy