Wacky sketches & skits, commercial parodies & funny songs by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade. Plus new material & talk.
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys discuss goiters versus gout, then reminisce about the movie they made. Or did they? Plus the man with the most things. A little TMI at the morning status meeting. And: Terror.
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What'd you like? Send us a text.Jim gets a voicemail from a kinky/leather website and tells us about his “special friendship” he had with a goat. Tim tells us how he lived under the family sink. And Walt had a pet alligator.Then sketches: a way-below-average doctor, a very basic truck driving school, a not-so-amusing amusement park, and a rug full of coffee.
What'd you like? Send us a text.Jim finds some cigs. Walt gets creeped out by a guy with a piggy bank head. And Tim tells us where memes come from. And, of course, Attack Squirrels. Then sketches about firm handshakes. Adequate construction. On hold hell. Cheery-flavored beer brewed far away from here.
What'd you like? Send us a text.Peeing in the Stanley Cup. Flinging a Wimbledon platter. Or wearing Masters green jackets with or without pants. The guys discuss them all. And Tim tells us how he's tight with the new pope because they were childhood buds. Then sketches about where to go after prom. Where not to get your car fixed. And Ken Burns finally runs out of topics.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys discuss cheating on book reports, turning the dark film classic “Taxi Driver” into a musical, and how Walter got a subscription to Playboy for his 14th birthday.Plus: the hard-driving dedication of Jehovah's Witnesses, very specific Zodiac predictions, a prescription strength breakfast cereal, and a lawyer who can get anyone off the hook. Plus a few more things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.We're Back!! Tim's putting his “miter” in the ring to be the new Pope and the tells us all about it. Then we wonder why scientists would make robots that can run!Then sketches about a new religious murder-solving show, temporary mobsters, teaching kids about the real world of work, and a song that's just asking for it.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.A whole new season of The Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour starts any day now!Something different for your ears. Podcast-y talk like you find on other pods, plus comedy bits and sketches like they do on Saturday Night Live. All from the Chicago comedy group called Duck Logic that played clubs and colleges, did network TV, and produced a 2-hour sketch show on WLUP-AM 1000, a pretty big radio station in its day. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.With the Duck Logic guys still out, A.I. Announcer, Brian dug deep into the old WLUP radio show archives and found this little nugget--- The time Tim, as Bruce “Rooster” Cogburn, the host of Rock Rap, improvises an interview with an actual Chicago rock band named Chetyre Pevo (translated: “Four Beers”) as they pretend to be a band from Mother Russia.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys are still away, but Brian, their A.I. announcer, offers up a 2-fer of gems from their Chicago radio show that haven't been on the pod before.First, a downright sweet sketch from Bob Odenkirk about one man's discovery of true happiness. Then Tim does a Comic Strip Countdown in the style of Casey Kasem's classic syndicated 70s-80s radio program: America's Top 40.Obscure references galore!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Duck Logic's vay-cay continues with a sketch Tim wrote for an “all-news” concept episode of their 2-hour comedy radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago back in the day. It's an abridged version of the original, okay rather lengthy parody of a hard-hitting, investigative exposé of small-town local events called “The Interrogators.” Sounds wacky, right?• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys are still on break. But here's your weekly dose of DL--- another improvised interview from Duck Logic's 2-hour radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago. This time with Tim's running character named Marty Farty, a sleezy TV mogul who's starting a sleezy network filled with sleezy programming.A word of warning: it's a bit raunchy, a tad juvenile, and rated PG 13. And it's chock full of obscure references to old television shows. Don't say you haven't been warned.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys are taking a much-deserved break.But you can still get your DL fix with this snippet, um, nugget, er, previously not played bit—an improvised interview between Tim and Bob Odenkirk (yes, THAT Bob Odenkirk!)He and Tim were classmates in college and Bob was invited to be a cast member on Duck Logic's 2-hour radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago back before SNL, before Mister Show, or before Saul. Enjoy… • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Walter, Tim, and Jim talk about showering in gym class and in prison, old guys at the health club who parade around naked, and how Jim named his penis Captain Bibi. Plus, casting for the new live action Barney movie.Then: the truth about Ford trucks, the best places to party at Easter, why Walter thinks his body is a car, just plain stupidity, and a few more things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk way too much about dog poop. Then they come up with a really super superhero, and discuss women who glow in the dark.There are sketches about the new Saturday night lineup on PBS, your third amendment rights, getting those lying babies to tell the truth, and more.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Walt, Tim, and Jim talk about bobbleheads, what passes for food in England, the million-dollar idea Tim has when he was 7, and politically incorrect corn chips. Then, Jim's new egg-themed bitcoin, the real Bruce Springsteen, and a sports bar for guys who like to watch sports in a bar with other guys who like to watch sports. Plus, a couple more things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.In their first encore compilation episode--- Walt, Tim, Jim, and Dave compare their favorite “Jackson,” then reminisce about that time Duck Logic did improv on ice skates. Or did they?Plus, sketches about a different kind of talk radio station, keeping up with the Johnson family, the secret lives of weathermen, a presidential slasher, winter fun at a strawberry farm, and more.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about medical uses for maggots and leeches, and Tim's obsession with gut leakage. Then Walter describes his little leather Speedo and prosthetic abs but can't convince Tim and Jim to get surgery to change the color of their eyes.Also, sketches about a vague pick-up bar, Jean Smiley's Valentine traditions, and the truth about a psychic wife is stranger than fiction.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about Pamela Anderson going makeup-less, the Mickey Mouse slasher movie, why someone hasn't made a Popeye porn video yet, and why 52 seems to be the magic number for men to have heart attacks.Then a scofflaw game show sketch, adult diapers can be fun, a sale on over-sized musical instruments, and whatever happened to those chanting monks?• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about some people install toilets right in the middle of their basements and how Tim can whip up excellent toilet wine. Then a Rain Man prequel, boxer concussions, and why everyone's into manscaping. Plus, sketches about a car dealer that sells brown cars, trouble with time travel, a guy who's good at selling stuff, and theater for snobs. Plus--- a few more things!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Jim's come to realize the Nissan Rogue he bought from Dave's wife makes people think he's an old lady. And Jim tells Walt about a Colorado guy whose legs got caught in a woodchipper and about the comedy club owner with a smelly butt. There are sketches about Girl Scouts joining the Army, a raunchy microbrew beer, a diner that sources its menu from the highway, Mr. Analogy, and more.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Tim tells us about his plans to open manifesto writing classes and how important juice is to him--- any kind of juice. Jim recalls how a stranger called him a “jag in a bag.” Then there are sketches about mini memorabilia, a patient in search of a disease, and coffee so strong it puts hair on your tongue. Plus, more stuff.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about eye surgery. Jim encourages Tim and Walt to donate sperm. Tim has his doubts about Johnny Depp's teeth. And evidence that the new Fed Ex campaign is plagiarizing-ly close to a long-running Duck Logic bit. Then sketches about wheelie bags, a store with a sale on "mystery boxes," how to get the best food in jail, and a big guy... a really big guy. And a few more things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Tim explains why he thinks New Year's Eve is wimpy and sings a couple country songs. The guys try and fail to get political. Then there are sketches about hot spots you should maybe skip for New Year's Eve. A drive up comedy club. Another thing that doesn't translate to audio. A drive-thru comedy club. Plus a few more things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys come up with a new catch phrase. Walter tells us how he used to buy weed for his dad for Christmas. And Tim talks about his job tasting fentanyl and anthrax. Then… we get the real truth about Santa. An online breakfast treat. And a bunch of ads for perfume. Plus a couple more things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Walter introduces the other guys to “shower beer.” Jim tells us horrible cat stories and how his one-man musical based on "Coach" is coming along. Then: Beer for boneheads. Shopping for babies. Nine-year-old Tim's trip across the border. And posing for a picture with Jesus. Plus, there's more!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about the sport of magnet fishing for trash, floating down a river on an oil drum, and how Jim's brother stabbed him 4 times with a pencil. Then there are sketches about a low-rent winter amusement park, a holiday special where nothing happens, and Haikus by cowboys.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Walter tells us how his one-man musical version of “300” went in its out-of-two tryout. Then the guys discuss the pros and cons of cat psychologists. Edie, the Breakfast Fairy welcomes her friend: Mr. Leftover. There's a song about scary family holidays. Plus, a billionaire ghost; how a spiffy résumé can really open doors; and Chip Bitterman gets pissed off about wind chill factors.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Tim talks about his audition for the role of Snoop Dogg in a bio pic and Walt tells us about his one man show—a musical version of “300.” Then a gum that tastes like something burning. Sketches about overly unfunny DJs. A needless product for paranoid bathers. And evil nursery rhymes. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about how much everyone -- especially tollbooth attendants -- love soup, how Georgia O'Keeffe's paintings look like certain body parts, and how to make friends with Jehovah's Witnesses. And Tim tells us how he landed the lead role of Annie in a production of the musical "Annie."Then there are sketches about cowboy cologne, another story from 9-year-old Tim, and a man who strikes up a friendship with a bug -- a very short friendship. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.After oral surgery, Tim gets so constipated from pain pills that he ends up in the ER where doctors removed a “stoolball.” Jim explains how 60s comedian, Jerry Lewis, made a never-released movie about a clown that entertains kids in the Nazi death camps during WWII.On a lighter note: there are sketches from 9-year-old Tim, Jean Smiley's motherly advice, Edie, the Breakfast Fairy says hello to Mr. Pumpkin Spice, the upside of having an affair, and a few more things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Walter fills in the details about how he and his high school classmates were forced to swim naked in gym class. Then the guys drop some names of comedians they used to know back in the day. And they learn the fun fact that duck's penises are really weirdly shaped. Plus, the Duckers do parodies of political ads, a salute to the brassiere's birthday, Jean Smiley tries to put a smile on your face, and 9-year-old Tim tries to convince us that his dad was the “Best Dad in the World.”• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.We… Are… Back! with a new season!On our Halloween show: Tim claims he went to high school with Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the ups and downs of that relationship. Then Jim tells us about his high school years and the troubles he had with "Greasers." Plus, we discuss tips on how to exact vengeance.There are sketches about a not-so-menacing vampire, a celebrity impersonator who not only does voices, he hears them, too, and a surreal shopping experience at a creepy K-Mart. Plus a few more things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.More lowbrow hi jinx -- talk and sketches -- from those guys and a gal that call themselves Duck Logic any day now!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys actually know some current pop stars but can't pronounce Chappell Roan. Jim knows his pharma commercials. Tim comes down with Covid. And fashion without pants. We do lots of Labor Day sketches, there's a quiz show that seems to be missing something, a song about suntans, and comic Jimmy Velvet, our first-ever guest.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.This week the guys talk about the fickleness of fame and Tim's special relationship with poop. Then: what do you do with a Master's in philosophy? Become a hostage negotiator, of course. Plus creative decor for your wiener. Sending your brooding kids to John Mellon Camp. Laughing off any embarrassing situation. And, a Midwest, summertime favorite-- Keith Richard's Faire!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Yeah sorry, due to circumstances beyond our control, we didn't post a show this week! Let us explain!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The Duck Logic guys talk about sexist camera angles at the Olympics, the most annoying commercials, and playwrights that were chick magnets. Then we play sketches about a cop who plays by the book--- a very boring book, partying in a bar with celibates, and your sidewalk wants to get to know you.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys discuss the many uses for cotton swabs, Phish concerts performed on trampolines, and how Walter's prostate surgeon was faking it. We've got sketches about a condom store that caters to “unusually shaped” men, things that don't translate to audio, and a lost recording of 1930s cartoon: The Katzenjammer Kids.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys tell their shoplifting stories and Jim talks about the commercial he shot in a cabin in Utah. Also, there are sketches about student loans gone wrong, a song about the job market, and the upside to living with mom. Plus, of course, more!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.Tim and Jim play The Celebrity Name Game against their better judgement and then Tim tells us about the abandonment issues he grew up with. There are sketches about what it costs to be an American, a restaurant where spitting is encouraged, and an interview with a carny. Plus, Chip Bitterman is back with more things that piss… him… off.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys learn the meaning of "Irish Twin." Jim talks about his mom and dad's sex life. And Tim explains his dream of becoming an ambulance.Plus sketches: A French performance artist whose canvas is the beverage. First drafts of famous speeches. Satan's radio station. And more.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about: how Walter's mom occasionally got their toy poodle drunk. Jim's kitten had a condition that caused it to run straight into walls. And Tim admits his renewed love of bears.Sketches? An On Hold experience from hell. A really, really organic cereal. And Nick Savage, Military Seamstress, the unsung hero of WWII. Plus more!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about the first time Tim tried chewing tobacco and swallowed it. Then Jim explains how he was a really creepy toddler. We play sketches about a really unsafe prescription drug, non-essential oils, frozen pizzas explained, and coverage of the first-ever Guy Pride Parade. Plus: other stuff.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys discuss ESPN's coverage of Cornhole championships, Pat Sajak and gameshows in general, then Walter describes that time he shot video of Jell-O wrestlers for a documentary. There are sketches about ice cream just for bachelors, Viking bathroom habits, the new song from Billie Eilish's little sister Millie, and a boy in a plastic bag.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about maybe adding Duck Logic Dancers to the show, cat tranquilizers, and the new Swedish TV show where Dolph Lundgren--- yes, Ivan Drago in Rocky IV ---flips a coin for 30 minutes.Then if that weren't enough, there're sketches about a guy who's constantly shot at, the return of Sid, the Cicada, relatively fun facts about Arizona, and the Chuck E. Cheese house band's breakup. Plus, a little more!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about rats vs. squirrels and how Ringling Bros removed the makeup from their clowns but they're still creepy. Then there are sketches about the upside of cannibalism, adult diapers, Alaska's drinking problem, and other things that Jesus does. Plus, a song about peas!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about the power you get from talking through a tube, starting their own airlines, and what happens when Walter smokes too much weed. Then there're sketches about cheese musicals, a really cool bouncy house, body odor, and the truth about Alabama. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
What'd you like? Send us a text.We've paused our podcast for the past few weeks while we came to grips with the tragic news that our great friend and fellow Ducker, Dave-id Dunlosky, unexpectedly passed away several weeks ago.But we're back with this tribute show.On it, we tell Dave stories… Like the time he purposely drove a U-Haul into a car that was blocking him in an intersection, how the Jack Hailstone sketches and Joe, the Love Potato (a WLUP Chicago Jonathan Brandmeier favorite) were based on him, and of course the infamous “Sour Hole Story.”Plus, commercial parodies Dave wrote for food, an idea store, The Baconizer, and a super thick toilet paper you won't mind forcing between your cheeks. We'll miss you, Dave!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
The guys talk about that time Jim's brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim's coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there're sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly scents, and fear.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympic caliber athlete. Plus a little more.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You'll laugh... and how!
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