The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast - Bitcoin News With a Canadian Spin

Carney and Zelenskyy's 100-year partnership declaration, the Ontario Science Centre layoffs, and the week's questions about public spending and institutional accountability. From Bitcoin reserves to political promises, what are we being asked to trust—and who bears the cost when it fails?Which story deserves the most scrutiny: Liquid's recovery, the Trezor phishing incident, or Canada's century-long commitment?Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe and turn on notifications — new episodes live Monday nights.READ MORETrezor's Brevo disclosure:https://trezor.io/blog/news/security-incident-at-brevo-our-third-party-email-providerLiquid recovery and ransom dispute:https://www.theblock.co/news/ecosystems/2026-09-11-return-the-bitcoin-blockstream-refuses-ransom-demand-for-remaining-600-btc-from-liquid-exploit-414247Canada–Ukraine declaration:https://www.international.gc.ca/country_news-pays_nouvelles/2026-09-10-canada-ukraine.aspx?lang=engOSFI statement on tokenized deposits:https://www.osfi-bsif.gc.ca/en/news/statement-tokenized-other-digitally-represented-deposits————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Most of the Bitcoin came back. The trust problem didn't. This week on Canadian Bitcoiners, Joey and Len unpack Liquid's recovery dispute, Blockstream's refusal to pay the attacker, and the question still hanging over the missing reserve: who covers the rest?Then, a fake Trezor security alert sent through a compromised email provider puts the spotlight on the companies surrounding self-custody. Trezor says its wallet and product systems were not affected. We also dig into Hunter Biden's LAPTOP memecoin crash, Canada's treatment of tokenized bank deposits, and the gap between a token's quoted price and the money actually available to exit.On the Canadian side: Carney and Zelenskyy's 100-year partnership declaration, the Ontario Science Centre layoffs, and the week's questions about public spending and institutional accountability. From Bitcoin reserves to political promises, what are we being asked to trust—and who bears the cost when it fails?Which story deserves the most scrutiny: Liquid's recovery, the Trezor phishing incident, or Canada's century-long commitment?Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe and turn on notifications — new episodes live Monday nights.READ MORETrezor's Brevo disclosure:https://trezor.io/blog/news/security-incident-at-brevo-our-third-party-email-providerLiquid recovery and ransom dispute:https://www.theblock.co/news/ecosystems/2026-09-11-return-the-bitcoin-blockstream-refuses-ransom-demand-for-remaining-600-btc-from-liquid-exploit-414247Canada–Ukraine declaration:https://www.international.gc.ca/country_news-pays_nouvelles/2026-09-10-canada-ukraine.aspx?lang=engOSFI statement on tokenized deposits:https://www.osfi-bsif.gc.ca/en/news/statement-tokenized-other-digitally-represented-deposits————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Canada is getting closer to China while its relationship with the United States gets worse. Joey and Len question Ottawa's defence dialogue with Beijing, react to the reported pause in U.S.–Canada antitrust cooperation, and ask why so much Canadian anger is pointed south.Then it's Quebec's election-sign dispute, fraud allegations involving a Vancouver police officer, a happiness ranking the hosts aren't buying, changing Ontario communities, and Germany's immigration debate. We finish with Hamilton vs. Brampton: a pharmacist case and an alleged collision-shop insurance scam.What should Canada's priorities be when dealing with Washington and Beijing?Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe and turn on notifications — new episodes live Monday nights.CHAPTERS00:00 Bitcoin Mentor: custody and inheritance01:11 Dice rolls, entropy and wallet security02:48 U.S.–Canada tensions and closer China ties11:29 Quebec election sign controversy14:10 Vancouver police fraud allegations20:19 Remembering a Hamilton police officer23:05 Are Canadians really happier?26:51 Ontario's changing towns and neighbourhoods29:33 Germany's election and immigration politics37:40 256 Heat: heating with Bitcoin miners38:51 Hamilton vs. Brampton: two fraud storiesCONTEXT ON THE DOJ STORYThe report discussed concerns antitrust cooperation. DOJ disputed a general halt; it does not establish a blanket cutoff of security intelligence sharing.https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/justice-department-hits-pause-on-cooperation-with-canadian-government-da9d74e0————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

About 4,000 BTC, worth roughly US$320 million at the time, was withdrawn from Liquid's federation wallet. Liquid says its signing keys were not compromised. How did the safeguards allow the withdrawal, and what does that mean for people holding L-BTC?This week's Canadian Bitcoiners discussion connects Liquid's reserve risk with Trezor's shipping-provider breach, where another roughly 67,000 customers were exposed despite assurances that older data had been deleted. The wider agenda covers Bitcoin treasury-company risks and Canada's jobs, procurement and institutional-accountability stories. The common question: what are you still trusting after you take control of your keys?Which deserves more scrutiny: the wallet, the bridge, or the companies keeping your personal data?Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe and turn on notifications — new episodes live Monday nights.READ MORELiquid's incident statement: https://x.com/Liquid_BTC/status/2096696272447218108Trezor's updated disclosure: https://trezor.io/blog/news/recent-customer-data-exposed-in-shipping-provider-incidentReported recovery negotiations: https://www.theblock.co/news/defi/2026-09-07-liquid-network-attacker-says-they-will-return-most-of-4000-btc-after-bug-fix-413673————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Pierre Poilievre has “no chance whatsoever” of beating Mark Carney—that's the hosts' blunt forecast after Canada's latest federal by-elections.In the final 39 minutes of this week's show, Joey and Len debate whether the Conservatives have the right leader, why neither U.S. party is likely to unwind the tariff regime, and how Ottawa's new $7.5 billion support package could affect Canadian businesses, workers and the dollar. They also examine Trump's Venezuela oil deal, the pressure on U.S. strategic reserves, what the agreement could mean for Alberta, and why the hosts believe the Bitcoin case is becoming harder for Canadians to ignore.Can Pierre Poilievre still find a path to beat Mark Carney—or does the Conservative Party need a different leader?Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.com/Subscribe and turn on notifications — new episodes live Monday nights.CHAPTERS0:00 Securing Bitcoin for your family1:40 The U.S. strategic oil reserve problem6:50 Trump's Venezuela oil deal and Alberta11:21 Fortress North America and permanent tariffs13:56 Canada's $7.5B tariff-support package18:17 The Bitcoin case for Canadians23:08 By-elections and a possible snap election26:10 Can Pierre Poilievre beat Mark Carney?32:47 Heating with hashrate34:02 Hamilton vs. Brampton Man————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Donald Trump signed an executive order directing U.S. federal agencies to call Lake Ontario “Lake America.” Canada refuses the rename — and Doug Ford answered with a giant Lake Ontario sign.That spectacle landed in the middle of the deeper fight: 50% U.S. tariffs on Canadian goods, roughly $27.6 billion in Canadian counter-tariffs, and a $7.5 billion support package with billions routed through an EI account already deep in deficit. Joey and Len dig into who pays, which industries get hit, and why Ottawa quietly removed about $1.1 billion of seafood from its list two days after announcing it.Also this week: CBC reversed its 9/11 terminology policy in 48 hours after pressure from the FBI director and Canadian politicians; AI security reports flooded Bitcoin repositories; Core Lightning shipped an emergency patch; the Coldcard thief's CoinJoin attempt left most of the funds traceable; and Luke Dashjr exited OCEAN.Is “Lake America” the story — or is it political theatre hiding the much bigger bill Canadians are about to pay?Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.com/Subscribe and turn on notifications — new episodes live Monday nights.————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Canada has sent billions to Ukraine. Now, new anti-corruption raids and warnings of a “systemic crisis of governance” are reigniting the question: how long should Ottawa keep writing cheques while healthcare, education, policing and affordability remain under pressure at home?Joey and Len unpack the Ukraine story, then head into full Canadian clown world: an alleged $6,000 Brampton dating-app extortion, a Toronto sexual-assault sentencing case where immigration consequences entered the calculation, the political argument over deporting criminal non-citizens, the UK's immigration pamphlets, Shaun Chen's municipal comeback, and Hamilton vs. Brampton—featuring a Honda, a machete and 36 damaged vehicles.Where should Canada's priorities be? Drop your take below.Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe and turn on notifications — new episodes live Monday nights.CHAPTERS00:00 Bitcoin Mentor and self-custody00:37 Ukraine corruption reports03:59 Canada's “bottomless pit”05:16 Is this Canada's war?08:08 China, Russia and proxy conflict10:05 Brampton's $6,000 dating trap11:49 Sentencing, immigration and deportation18:41 The issue voters actually feel20:32 The UK's immigration pamphlets22:15 Shaun Chen returns to Toronto politics23:42 Why people loved Rob Ford25:37 256 Heat26:59 Hamilton vs. Brampton28:16 The 36-car machete spree30:28 “Parking lot samurai”32:09 Outro————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Trump hit Canada with 50% tariffs on $20 billion in goods after trade talks collapsed an hour before the deadline. Mark Carney says Canada is "at war" and retaliates September 8. Bitcoin doesn't need a deal.The tariffs came through Section 338 of the 1930 Tariff Act - a statute that had never once been used to impose a tariff in 96 years. It needs no vote in Congress, carries no expiry date, and applies to CUSMA-compliant goods anyway. Two days earlier Trump posted that the two countries "have a DEAL." Sunday morning he was back to calling Canada a state that wants the benefits without the membership. Joey and Len break down what a permanent, unreviewable tariff power means for a country whose entire economy runs through one border - and why every story in this episode points at the same thing: the rules can change overnight when your money answers to somebody else.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:50% Section 338 tariffs hit $20B of Canadian goods, roughly 5% of everything Canada ships southCarney's "you're at war when you get attacked" press conference and the September 8 dollar-for-dollar retaliation listWhy the trucks fight, not dairy, is what actually blew up the deal at Oakville and OshawaTrump revives the 51st state line hours after the tariffs landNew Hampshire caps Bitcoin ATM buys at $2,000 a day - and the cap follows residents to kiosks in every other stateThe SEC proposes Regulation Crypto Assets: $75M/year retail token sales, self-certified exits, zero dissents on a commission with no dissenters leftMetaplanet drops 2,100 BTC into a $5M Nasdaq shell four days after MSCI threatens to delete it from global indexesBitcoin and ether ETFs pull $2.6 billion in the strongest inflow week since OctoberCanadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe and turn on notifications - new episodes live Monday nightsA tariff with no expiry date and no congressional vote is the same lesson as a bail rule that sorts by bank balance and an ATM cap that follows you across state lines: permission you were granted can be withdrawn. Bitcoin is the only part of this episode nobody has to ask for.Sources: The Globe and Mail, CBC, CNN, Reuters, CP24, Bitcoin Magazine, The Block, CryptoSlate, Cointelegraph, New Hampshire Union Leader, SEC.gov, Angus Reid Institute————————————————————————————————SPONSORSThis week's episode is about what happens when the rules change without your consent. Our sponsors are the people who built the opposite.

The committee nobody watches just opened the paperwork on Michael Saylor. MSCI is consulting on whether "non-operating companies" belong in its indexes — run the screen and exactly three names get deleted: Strategy, Metaplanet, and a uranium fund. Up to $8.8 billion in passive money would be forced to sell on a calendar date, decision October 16. We break down the mechanics, who's actually exposed, and why Norway's sovereign wealth fund is at record Strategy exposure at the worst possible moment.Also tonight: the BIP-110 crowd picked BLAKE2b out of a hat in a Discord and scheduled a September 1 hard fork to fire every miner on earth. Trezor's shipping partner leaked 13,689 home addresses — the wrench-attack mailing list writes itself. And in Clown World North: B.C. spends $101,000 a month housing one man in a 110-room hotel, the Ontario Line quietly triples to $34 billion, and a Toronto cop gets shot by a man who was already wanted in two other regions — 29 days after the new bail law took force.Drop your questions and comments in the live chat.— Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast

The committee nobody watches just opened the paperwork on Michael Saylor. MSCI is consulting on whether "non-operating companies" belong in its indexes — run the screen and exactly three names get deleted: Strategy, Metaplanet, and a uranium fund. Up to $8.8 billion in passive money would be forced to sell on a calendar date, decision October 16. We break down the mechanics, who's actually exposed, and why Norway's sovereign wealth fund is at record Strategy exposure at the worst possible moment.Also tonight: the BIP-110 crowd picked BLAKE2b out of a hat in a Discord and scheduled a September 1 hard fork to fire every miner on earth. Trezor's shipping partner leaked 13,689 home addresses — the wrench-attack mailing list writes itself. And in Clown World North: B.C. spends $101,000 a month housing one man in a 110-room hotel, the Ontario Line quietly triples to $34 billion, and a Toronto cop gets shot by a man who was already wanted in two other regions — 29 days after the new bail law took force.Drop your questions and comments in the live chat.— Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast

From bizarre local crime waves to headline-making political shakeups, the Canadian Bitcoiners are straying far off the path this week to break down the cultural zeitgeist.On this episode, we investigate the inexplicable wave of AC units being stolen right off buildings in Atlanta, unpack Conservative MP Larry Brock's sudden resignation and what it means for the caucus, and look at the conversation around Indian gangs making headlines in Canada. Plus, we dive into the debate over Indian folk dancing as a high school credit course, settle the ultimate suburban rivalry of Hamilton Man vs. Brampton Man, track Carney's travels, and tackle whatever else crossed our feeds this week. Grab some popcorn—it's a chaotic one. Let's go!#CanadianBitcoiners #CurrentEvents #HamiltonVsBrampton #LarryBrock #CanadianPolitics #Atlanta #CultureWars————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

It's been an absolute whirlwind in the Bitcoin ecosystem, and the Canadian Bitcoiners are here to make sense of the noise.On this episode, we unpack the widening fallout from the Coldcard vulnerability, dive deep into the contentious BIP-110 proposal and the looming threat of a chain split, and break down why infrastructure providers like Boltz and Zeus had to take services offline following a wave of AI-assisted attacks. Plus, BTCPay Server urges users to upgrade, corporate treasuries like MSTR and MARA make moves on their Bitcoin stacks, and we share our thoughts on what all of this means for the future of self-custody and network security. Grab a drink, tune in, and let's get into it!#Bitcoin #BIP110 #Coldcard #CryptoNews #LightningNetwork #SelfCustody #CanadianBitcoiners————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Coldcard vulnerability explained: $89 million in Bitcoin gone in four days — the thief never touched a device.Full show notes & past episodes → https://canadianbitcoiners.comCoinkite is a Toronto company. The Coldcard is the Bitcoin hardware wallet serious self-custody people trust. On July 30th an attacker swept 1,082 BTC out of 1,196 addresses in 41 minutes, then kept going. Block's engineers found the cause: one mis-written line in Coinkite's own library meant Coldcards had been generating seeds from a predictable number generator instead of the hardware chip. Since March 2021. Nineteen hundred and sixty-one days.Nobody was hacked. No device opened, no server breached, no malware installed. The keys were calculated offline from public data, and the blockchain checked which guesses had money on them. If you rolled 50 or more fair, private dice rolls setting your Coldcard up, Coinkite says that seed isn't at risk from this bug. If you didn't, move your coins.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:— How one keyword collapsed seed entropy from 128 bits to roughly 40 on Mk2/Mk3 (about 72 on Mk4, Mk5 and Q)— Why "Coldcard was hacked" is the wrong headline, and why the distinction matters— NVK: "I'm sorry and I'm devastated" — and the AI excuse nobody's buying— The 2021 commit that shipped seed-generation code with no pull request— Coinkite emailing customers back to 2019, and the privacy problem that raises— What Strategy's June 29 filing actually authorizes on BTC sales, and what it doesn't— Saylor's company has sold 3,620 BTC in 2026 at ~$60k against a $75,476 cost basis— Apple sued for $1.8M over a fake Sparrow Wallet that passed App Store review— Ford and Piccini's $11,700 Disney trip, Grewal's ads in his father's paper— Groceries top what's draining Canadian bank accounts: 76% say so— 50,000 applications for 700 CNE jobs, realtor counts falling, Peel shootings up— Chow vs. Ford on the waterfront, Billy Bishop, and the Alto deal falling apart— Ottawa bought 3,196 motorbikes for Ghanaian farm agents and never budgeted the gas— New York's municipal grocery stores at 30% off— Tens of thousands storm Ceuta as Spain counts its dead— Fauci takes the Fifth, more than 100 timesSelf-custody didn't fail this week. A software supply chain did. Dice, passphrases, verification and multisig exist for exactly this — and the people who used them still have their Bitcoin.— Canadian Bitcoiners Podcasthttps://canadianbitcoiners.com — subscribe and turn on notifications for the Monday show.#Bitcoin #Coldcard #CanadianBitcoiners #Coinkite #SelfCustody #MSTR #BitcoinNews #BitcoinCanada————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Coldcard vulnerability explained: $89 million in Bitcoin gone in four days — the thief never touched a device.Full show notes & past episodes → https://canadianbitcoiners.comCoinkite is a Toronto company. The Coldcard is the Bitcoin hardware wallet serious self-custody people trust. On July 30th an attacker swept 1,082 BTC out of 1,196 addresses in 41 minutes, then kept going. Block's engineers found the cause: one mis-written line in Coinkite's own library meant Coldcards had been generating seeds from a predictable number generator instead of the hardware chip. Since March 2021. Nineteen hundred and sixty-one days.Nobody was hacked. No device opened, no server breached, no malware installed. The keys were calculated offline from public data, and the blockchain checked which guesses had money on them. If you rolled 50 or more fair, private dice rolls setting your Coldcard up, Coinkite says that seed isn't at risk from this bug. If you didn't, move your coins.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:— How one keyword collapsed seed entropy from 128 bits to roughly 40 on Mk2/Mk3 (about 72 on Mk4, Mk5 and Q)— Why "Coldcard was hacked" is the wrong headline, and why the distinction matters— NVK: "I'm sorry and I'm devastated" — and the AI excuse nobody's buying— The 2021 commit that shipped seed-generation code with no pull request— Coinkite emailing customers back to 2019, and the privacy problem that raises— SparkKitty malware reading photo galleries for seed phrase screenshots— Apple sued for $1.8M over a fake Sparrow Wallet that passed App Store review— Celsius' old mining rigs became an AI data centre, listed at $2.8B— Bitcoin Independence Day: what August 1st still means nine years on— Ford and Piccini's $11,700 Disney trip, Grewal's ads in his father's paper— The Supreme Court tells Parliament it can't put a watchdog beyond the courts— Groceries top what's draining Canadian bank accounts: 76% say so— 50,000 applications for 700 CNE jobs, realtor counts falling, Peel shootings up— Chow vs. Ford on the waterfront, Billy Bishop, and the Alto deal falling apart— Ottawa bought 3,196 motorbikes for Ghanaian farm agents and never budgeted the gas— New York's municipal grocery stores at 30% offSelf-custody didn't fail this week. A software supply chain did. Dice, passphrases, verification and multisig exist for exactly this — and the people who used them still have their Bitcoin.— Canadian Bitcoiners Podcasthttps://canadianbitcoiners.com — subscribe and turn on notifications for the Monday show.#Bitcoin #Coldcard #CanadianBitcoiners #Coinkite #SelfCustody #MSTR #BitcoinNews #BitcoinCanada————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Nine of the biggest names in finance put up $15 million between them. IBM alone is spending $10 billion.On July 23 the Bitcoin Security Consortium launched: BlackRock, Coinbase, Strategy, Block, Blockstream, Anchorage Digital, ARK Invest, Fidelity Digital Assets and Galaxy, pledging $15 million over three years for post-quantum research. There is no pooled fund and no governance role over the protocol — every firm writes its own cheques, and Brink's Mike Schmidt coordinates the whole thing as an unpaid volunteer. Joey and Len take the obvious objection seriously and then take the other side seriously too, because that structure was built specifically to make capture harder, not easier.The number everyone will repeat is 6.9 million BTC — roughly $460 billion — sitting in address types a working quantum computer could empty. That's a Google Quantum AI estimate, and estimates vary widely: other researchers put the exposed share anywhere from 20% to 50% of supply. No such machine exists. Adam Back says decades. Project Eleven's CEO says 2029 worst case, 2033 base case.Then: Jack Mallers walks away from Twenty One Capital and the treasury model keeps coming apart — Satsuma liquidating all 668 BTC, Sequans down more than 80%, Strategy selling 3,588 coins to fund a dividend. And CertiK's numbers on physical attacks against holders, including Canada's own file.Plus Clown World North: a Vancouver council hearing took public comment from Los Angeles, Ottawa waived the reporting requirements on a $12.1 million grant that has produced zero excavations in five years, and Alberta pulled a 2.4-pound goldfish out of a stormwater pond.The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast - New episodes weekly.X: https://x.com/CanadianBTCPodJoey: https://x.com/joeytweeetsLen: https://x.com/thebtcpricebotSite: https://canadianbitcoiners.com#Bitcoin #BitcoinSecurity #Quantum #Canada

Nine of the biggest names in finance put up $15 million between them. IBM alone is spending $10 billion.On July 23 the Bitcoin Security Consortium launched: BlackRock, Coinbase, Strategy, Block, Blockstream, Anchorage Digital, ARK Invest, Fidelity Digital Assets and Galaxy, pledging $15 million over three years for post-quantum research. There is no pooled fund and no governance role over the protocol — every firm writes its own cheques, and Brink's Mike Schmidt coordinates the whole thing as an unpaid volunteer. Joey and Len take the obvious objection seriously and then take the other side seriously too, because that structure was built specifically to make capture harder, not easier.The number everyone will repeat is 6.9 million BTC — roughly $460 billion — sitting in address types a working quantum computer could empty. That's a Google Quantum AI estimate, and estimates vary widely: other researchers put the exposed share anywhere from 20% to 50% of supply. No such machine exists. Adam Back says decades. Project Eleven's CEO says 2029 worst case, 2033 base case.Then: Jack Mallers walks away from Twenty One Capital and the treasury model keeps coming apart — Satsuma liquidating all 668 BTC, Sequans down more than 80%, Strategy selling 3,588 coins to fund a dividend. And CertiK's numbers on physical attacks against holders, including Canada's own file.Plus Clown World North: a Vancouver council hearing took public comment from Los Angeles, Ottawa waived the reporting requirements on a $12.1 million grant that has produced zero excavations in five years, and Alberta pulled a 2.4-pound goldfish out of a stormwater pond.The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast - New episodes weekly.X: https://x.com/CanadianBTCPodJoey: https://x.com/joeytweeetsLen: https://x.com/thebtcpricebotSite: https://canadianbitcoiners.com#Bitcoin #BitcoinSecurity #Quantum #Canada

Michael Saylor's "never sell" era is OVER. Strategy sold 3,588 BTC (~$216M) at a 20% loss to cover $1.8B in dividend obligations — and Canadian pensions are holding close to $1B of MSTR stock. On June 29, Strategy's board adopted its "Digital Credit Capital Framework": $1B stock buybacks, a 12% STRC dividend, and a $1.25B "BTC Monetization Program" authorizing Bitcoin sales "when strategic." CEO Phong Le calls it "evolving from one-way capital issuance to active capital management." The mNAV premium that financed five years of buying has collapsed from 2.66x to around 1x — and one in three Bitcoin treasury companies now trades below the value of its coins. In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:- Strategy's pivot: the mNAV death spiral, coins sold at a 20% realized loss, insider selling, and JPMorgan's $2.8B-$11.6B index-exclusion warning- The Canada connection: CPPIB, AIMCo, National Bank, RBC and HOOPP hold ~$1B of MSTR — your pension bought the wrapper trade- A quantum-proof recovery tool that works for everyone except Satoshi's 1.1M BTC- OkoBot: malware that fakes your Ledger/Trezor recovery screen- Global hashrate is shrinking — but Pakistan is up 733%- CleanSpark signs a $6.6B, 20-year AI data center lease- Canada bans crypto political donations under Bill C-25- Clown World North: Stan Cho's $16,203 hotel bill, Canada Post's $30.8M in bonuses against a $1.57B loss, and $159,800 in flight catering- The BIS confirms Canada's housing crash is the biggest on record as 56,400 Canadians leave in a year The leverage cycle is unwinding — the conviction cohort isn't. Long-term holders just hit a record 14.85M BTC. ETF outflows and treasury-company stress are paper Bitcoin changing hands; the base layer doesn't care. Hold your own keys. — Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast- Website: https://canadianbitcoiners.com- X: @CanadianBTCPod- Subscribe & turn on notifications ————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Michael Saylor's "never sell" era is OVER. Strategy sold 3,588 BTC (~$216M) at a 20% loss to cover $1.8B in dividend obligations — and Canadian pensions are holding close to $1B of MSTR stock. On June 29, Strategy's board adopted its "Digital Credit Capital Framework": $1B stock buybacks, a 12% STRC dividend, and a $1.25B "BTC Monetization Program" authorizing Bitcoin sales "when strategic." CEO Phong Le calls it "evolving from one-way capital issuance to active capital management." The mNAV premium that financed five years of buying has collapsed from 2.66x to around 1x — and one in three Bitcoin treasury companies now trades below the value of its coins. In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:- Strategy's pivot: the mNAV death spiral, coins sold at a 20% realized loss, insider selling, and JPMorgan's $2.8B-$11.6B index-exclusion warning- The Canada connection: CPPIB, AIMCo, National Bank, RBC and HOOPP hold ~$1B of MSTR — your pension bought the wrapper trade- A quantum-proof recovery tool that works for everyone except Satoshi's 1.1M BTC- OkoBot: malware that fakes your Ledger/Trezor recovery screen- Global hashrate is shrinking — but Pakistan is up 733%- CleanSpark signs a $6.6B, 20-year AI data center lease- Canada bans crypto political donations under Bill C-25- Clown World North: Stan Cho's $16,203 hotel bill, Canada Post's $30.8M in bonuses against a $1.57B loss, and $159,800 in flight catering- The BIS confirms Canada's housing crash is the biggest on record as 56,400 Canadians leave in a year The leverage cycle is unwinding — the conviction cohort isn't. Long-term holders just hit a record 14.85M BTC. ETF outflows and treasury-company stress are paper Bitcoin changing hands; the base layer doesn't care. Hold your own keys. — Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast- Website: https://canadianbitcoiners.com- X: @CanadianBTCPod- Subscribe & turn on notifications ————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

On January 1st a new EU law switched on across 27 countries — and it reports exactly how much Bitcoin you own.Europe's DAC8 turned "Know Your Customer" into what Bull Bitcoin calls "Kill Your Customer" — so the Canadian exchange just filed the first legal challenge to strike it down. We get into all of it: Tennessee becoming the 2nd US state to ban Bitcoin ATMs, Trump's disclosure showing $1.4B in crypto income while his own team writes the rules, Kraken reportedly chasing a full EU bank license — and the feel-good one, a single $150 home miner that beat billion-dollar farms to win an entire block worth ~$200,000. Then north of the border: KPMG says nearly half of Canadian manufacturers have moved or are eyeing a move to the US, Ottawa tells the UAE it has no "shovel-ready" projects for C$70B, and more.Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comX: @CanadianBTCPodSubscribe & turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. ————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

On January 1st a new EU law switched on across 27 countries — and it reports exactly how much Bitcoin you own.Europe's DAC8 turned "Know Your Customer" into what Bull Bitcoin calls "Kill Your Customer" — so the Canadian exchange just filed the first legal challenge to strike it down. We get into all of it: Tennessee becoming the 2nd US state to ban Bitcoin ATMs, Trump's disclosure showing $1.4B in crypto income while his own team writes the rules, Kraken reportedly chasing a full EU bank license — and the feel-good one, a single $150 home miner that beat billion-dollar farms to win an entire block worth ~$200,000. Then north of the border: KPMG says nearly half of Canadian manufacturers have moved or are eyeing a move to the US, Ottawa tells the UAE it has no "shovel-ready" projects for C$70B, and more.Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comX: @CanadianBTCPodSubscribe & turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. ————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

77 Bitcoin kidnappings logged in France since January — and Canada isn't immune. A Toronto CEO was ransomed for $1M. Saylor sells $216M in Bitcoin. Carney admits climate defeat. CUSMA gets rejected. This week on the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast: French Interior Minister Laurent Nuñez confirms 77 kidnappings and extortions targeting Bitcoin holders since January 2026 — already past all of 2025. Ledger co-founder David Balland had a finger severed by his kidnappers. Then it hits home: Toronto's WonderFi CEO was forced into a car during rush hour for a $1 million ransom, and a B.C. family was held hostage overnight. Joey and Len break down why being loud about your Bitcoin stack is now a physical security problem — and what actually protects you. In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:- The global Bitcoin kidnapping wave - France's 77 cases and the Canadian parallel nobody's talking about- Strategy (MicroStrategy) sells $216M in Bitcoin - is Saylor's playbook cracking, or is this just treasury management?- K Wave Media's 10,000 BTC dream collapses to zero - the corporate Bitcoin treasury reckoning is here- Mark Carney concedes emissions targets will not be met, pivots to a new energy plan and a west coast pipeline- CUSMA joint review: the U.S. declines to renew, and what it means for Canadian trade- Toronto's FIFA World Cup bill: FIFA cashes out, taxpayers cover $380 million for six games- An Ontario judge exposes CBSA's 577,739-case deportation backlog through one repeat LCBO thief- Plus: a Brampton Ponzi scheme, Montreal's rental relief, BTCPay's new tap-to-pay terminal, Wasabi Wallet's mandatory upgrade, and a clipboard-hijacking cautionary tale Bitcoin doesn't create the incentive to overpromise and quietly walk it back - governments and corporate copycats do that fine on their own. Self-custody still means being your own bank. Just don't be a loud one about it. Sources: BeInCrypto, CoinDesk, CBC News, CTV News, Global News, The Epoch Times, The Globe and Mail, Global Affairs Canada, Parliamentary Budget Officer — Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comX: @CanadianBTCPodSubscribe & turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. ————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

77 Bitcoin kidnappings logged in France since January — and Canada isn't immune. A Toronto CEO was ransomed for $1M. Saylor sells $216M in Bitcoin. Carney admits climate defeat. CUSMA gets rejected. This week on the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast: French Interior Minister Laurent Nuñez confirms 77 kidnappings and extortions targeting Bitcoin holders since January 2026 — already past all of 2025. Ledger co-founder David Balland had a finger severed by his kidnappers. Then it hits home: Toronto's WonderFi CEO was forced into a car during rush hour for a $1 million ransom, and a B.C. family was held hostage overnight. Joey and Len break down why being loud about your Bitcoin stack is now a physical security problem — and what actually protects you. In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:- The global Bitcoin kidnapping wave - France's 77 cases and the Canadian parallel nobody's talking about- Strategy (MicroStrategy) sells $216M in Bitcoin - is Saylor's playbook cracking, or is this just treasury management?- K Wave Media's 10,000 BTC dream collapses to zero - the corporate Bitcoin treasury reckoning is here- Mark Carney concedes emissions targets will not be met, pivots to a new energy plan and a west coast pipeline- CUSMA joint review: the U.S. declines to renew, and what it means for Canadian trade- Toronto's FIFA World Cup bill: FIFA cashes out, taxpayers cover $380 million for six games- An Ontario judge exposes CBSA's 577,739-case deportation backlog through one repeat LCBO thief- Plus: a Brampton Ponzi scheme, Montreal's rental relief, BTCPay's new tap-to-pay terminal, Wasabi Wallet's mandatory upgrade, and a clipboard-hijacking cautionary tale Bitcoin doesn't create the incentive to overpromise and quietly walk it back - governments and corporate copycats do that fine on their own. Self-custody still means being your own bank. Just don't be a loud one about it. Sources: BeInCrypto, CoinDesk, CBC News, CTV News, Global News, The Epoch Times, The Globe and Mail, Global Affairs Canada, Parliamentary Budget Officer — Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comX: @CanadianBTCPodSubscribe & turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. ————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Bitcoin just crashed below $60,000 to a 20-month low - the worst first half on record - with the Fear & Greed Index at 18 (Extreme Fear). Is the bull market over, or is this the bottom smart money is buying? Plus: a deepfake of PM Carney drains a senior's $900K, Strategy's leverage cracks, and Bull Bitcoin beats MiCA. This is the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast.Bitcoin closed a brutal first half - down ~22% in Q1 and ~12% in Q2, a rare back-to-back losing quarter - on record US spot-ETF outflows, a hawkish Fed, and a strong dollar. But under the panic is a divergence: price held the June 26 lows for three sessions while sentiment bottomed, and Strive bought 759 BTC into the fear. We break down whether this is capitulation or the start of something worse - and why self-custodied, unleveraged holders are the only ones not being forced to sell.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:Bitcoin below $60K: 20-month low, Extreme Fear at 18, and the contrarian caseThe AI-deepfake-of-Carney scam that drained an 86-year-old's $900KStrategy (MSTR) under a securities probe as 'guaranteed' STRC preferred hits record lowsBull Bitcoin secures MiCA in France with self-custody intact - while Binance exits the EUThe CLARITY Act's Senate coin-flip and what it means for BitcoinBank of Canada holds at 2.25% as oil and the Iran war stoke inflationFranklin's Bitcoin DRIP ETFs, Hut 8's $2.35M settlement, and an OKX prize disputeNotable North: a halved carjacking sentence, the door-kick challenge, 24 Sussex, the $1T grid plan, and CUSMACanadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comX: @CanadianBTCPodSubscribe & turn on notificationsThe throughline: the leverage and the custodians break in a crash - the protocol doesn't. Lower fiat price is not a broken Bitcoin. Extreme Fear is where conviction gets bought.Sources: CoinDesk, Fortune, Yahoo Finance, Bitcoin Magazine, The Block, CP24, CTV News, National Post, CBC, Bank of Canada, Congress.gov, Al Jazeera.This week's crash coverage is brought to you by the people who think your money should be yours - especially when everyone else is panicking.————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Bitcoin just crashed below $60,000 to a 20-month low - the worst first half on record - with the Fear & Greed Index at 18 (Extreme Fear). Is the bull market over, or is this the bottom smart money is buying? Plus: a deepfake of PM Carney drains a senior's $900K, Strategy's leverage cracks, and Bull Bitcoin beats MiCA. This is the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast.Bitcoin closed a brutal first half - down ~22% in Q1 and ~12% in Q2, a rare back-to-back losing quarter - on record US spot-ETF outflows, a hawkish Fed, and a strong dollar. But under the panic is a divergence: price held the June 26 lows for three sessions while sentiment bottomed, and Strive bought 759 BTC into the fear. We break down whether this is capitulation or the start of something worse - and why self-custodied, unleveraged holders are the only ones not being forced to sell.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:Bitcoin below $60K: 20-month low, Extreme Fear at 18, and the contrarian caseThe AI-deepfake-of-Carney scam that drained an 86-year-old's $900KStrategy (MSTR) under a securities probe as 'guaranteed' STRC preferred hits record lowsBull Bitcoin secures MiCA in France with self-custody intact - while Binance exits the EUThe CLARITY Act's Senate coin-flip and what it means for BitcoinBank of Canada holds at 2.25% as oil and the Iran war stoke inflationFranklin's Bitcoin DRIP ETFs, Hut 8's $2.35M settlement, and an OKX prize disputeNotable North: a halved carjacking sentence, the door-kick challenge, 24 Sussex, the $1T grid plan, and CUSMACanadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comX: @CanadianBTCPodSubscribe & turn on notificationsThe throughline: the leverage and the custodians break in a crash - the protocol doesn't. Lower fiat price is not a broken Bitcoin. Extreme Fear is where conviction gets bought.Sources: CoinDesk, Fortune, Yahoo Finance, Bitcoin Magazine, The Block, CP24, CTV News, National Post, CBC, Bank of Canada, Congress.gov, Al Jazeera.This week's crash coverage is brought to you by the people who think your money should be yours - especially when everyone else is panicking.————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Illinois just signed the most punitive digital asset tax in US history — a 0.2% fee on every Bitcoin transfer, purchase, and receipt. Effective January 1, 2027. No exemption for transfers to your own wallet. And out-of-state brokers serving Illinois residents are captured too. This week on Canadian Bitcoiners, we break down exactly what the Illinois Digital Asset Tax Act does, who it hits, and why the Crypto Council for Innovation called it "the only state to punitively tax customers simply for receiving digital asset activity."But Illinois isn't the only story. The Federal Reserve proposed bank-style KYC requirements for every stablecoin issuer on June 18 — five agencies, joint rulemaking, comments close August 21. Stablecoins are officially becoming banks. Microsoft disclosed a Tor-based clipper malware campaign (Trojan/CryptoBandits.A) that has been running since February 2026, stealing Bitcoin seed phrases from clipboards and redirecting wallet addresses to attacker wallets via USB worm propagation. If your seed phrase ever passed through a shared Windows machine, you need to hear this.On the Canadian side: Prime Minister Carney's first federal budget cancelled the luxury tax on private jets and yachts — the only item in his budget that makes something cheaper — while Durham Region closed a homeless shelter and homelessness spiked 77% in eight months. Strategy's preferred stock STRC hit a record low of $87 against $100 par. Binance exits the EU on July 1. Jack Mallers' $140M XXI stock option package gets scrutinized. Bitcoin mining difficulty dropped 10% in the 11th-largest downward adjustment in network history.The week's thesis: every financial instrument that isn't Bitcoin is being taxed, tracked, or banned. Illinois taxed transfers. The Fed KYC'd stablecoins. Binance got pushed out of the EU. Bitcoin is the last lane still open.⚡ Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast — Bitcoin news for Canadians, every week.————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Illinois just signed the most punitive digital asset tax in US history — a 0.2% fee on every Bitcoin transfer, purchase, and receipt. Effective January 1, 2027. No exemption for transfers to your own wallet. And out-of-state brokers serving Illinois residents are captured too. This week on Canadian Bitcoiners, we break down exactly what the Illinois Digital Asset Tax Act does, who it hits, and why the Crypto Council for Innovation called it "the only state to punitively tax customers simply for receiving digital asset activity."But Illinois isn't the only story. The Federal Reserve proposed bank-style KYC requirements for every stablecoin issuer on June 18 — five agencies, joint rulemaking, comments close August 21. Stablecoins are officially becoming banks. Microsoft disclosed a Tor-based clipper malware campaign (Trojan/CryptoBandits.A) that has been running since February 2026, stealing Bitcoin seed phrases from clipboards and redirecting wallet addresses to attacker wallets via USB worm propagation. If your seed phrase ever passed through a shared Windows machine, you need to hear this.On the Canadian side: Prime Minister Carney's first federal budget cancelled the luxury tax on private jets and yachts — the only item in his budget that makes something cheaper — while Durham Region closed a homeless shelter and homelessness spiked 77% in eight months. Strategy's preferred stock STRC hit a record low of $87 against $100 par. Binance exits the EU on July 1. Jack Mallers' $140M XXI stock option package gets scrutinized. Bitcoin mining difficulty dropped 10% in the 11th-largest downward adjustment in network history.The week's thesis: every financial instrument that isn't Bitcoin is being taxed, tracked, or banned. Illinois taxed transfers. The Fed KYC'd stablecoins. Binance got pushed out of the EU. Bitcoin is the last lane still open.⚡ Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast — Bitcoin news for Canadians, every week.————————————————————————————————SPONSORS

Trump family made $2.3 BILLION in crypto profits while everyday investors lost nearly the SAME amount — Reuters EXPOSED the $TRUMP coin, World Liberty Financial & American Bitcoin playbook. Plus Bitcoin's worst week since FTX, Canada's $100M to Palestine & more.A bombshell Reuters investigation found the Trump family pocketed at least $2.3B across four crypto ventures — World Liberty Financial, the $TRUMP meme coin, ALT5 Sigma, and American Bitcoin — while buyers lost roughly the same, with the family risking virtually none of its own capital. We break it all down, then run the worst week in Bitcoin since the FTX collapse, a $20M token exploit, a 20-year U.S. BTC sell-ban bill, Monaco's 0% crypto tax, and a packed Notable North on Carney's Canada.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:

Trump family made $2.3 BILLION in crypto profits while everyday investors lost nearly the SAME amount — Reuters EXPOSED the $TRUMP coin, World Liberty Financial & American Bitcoin playbook. Plus Bitcoin's worst week since FTX, Canada's $100M to Palestine & more.A bombshell Reuters investigation found the Trump family pocketed at least $2.3B across four crypto ventures — World Liberty Financial, the $TRUMP meme coin, ALT5 Sigma, and American Bitcoin — while buyers lost roughly the same, with the family risking virtually none of its own capital. We break it all down, then run the worst week in Bitcoin since the FTX collapse, a $20M token exploit, a 20-year U.S. BTC sell-ban bill, Monaco's 0% crypto tax, and a packed Notable North on Carney's Canada.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:

Robinhood walked into Canada the same week Bitget walked out — and that's not even the strangest thing that happened to Canadian Bitcoiners this week. This week on the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast we break down the Canada crypto exchange shake-up, an undetectable counterfeit bug in a major privacy coin, a hardware-wallet chip vulnerability, Ottawa's plan to take equity stakes in Canadian companies, the "technical recession" the Bank of Canada says to ignore, and a lot more.In this episode:- Robinhood closes its WonderFi acquisition and officially enters Canada- Bitget bans Canadian users — who's next?- Binance shuts down its centralized NFT marketplace (July 3)- The Zcash "Orchard" bug that could mint unlimited, undetectable counterfeit ZEC- The Trezor TROPIC01 secure-element chip disclosure- Bitmine Immersion's 3M-share Series A preferred at a 9.5% dividend- Canada's plan to take equity stakes in AI "national champions"- Canada's technical recession and the Bank of Canada's response- Notable North: the immigration poll, Durham's "Project Jetsetter" bust, and the "air conditioning may kill you" debate

Robinhood walked into Canada the same week Bitget walked out — and that's not even the strangest thing that happened to Canadian Bitcoiners this week. This week on the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast we break down the Canada crypto exchange shake-up, an undetectable counterfeit bug in a major privacy coin, a hardware-wallet chip vulnerability, Ottawa's plan to take equity stakes in Canadian companies, the "technical recession" the Bank of Canada says to ignore, and a lot more.In this episode:- Robinhood closes its WonderFi acquisition and officially enters Canada- Bitget bans Canadian users — who's next?- Binance shuts down its centralized NFT marketplace (July 3)- The Zcash "Orchard" bug that could mint unlimited, undetectable counterfeit ZEC- The Trezor TROPIC01 secure-element chip disclosure- Bitmine Immersion's 3M-share Series A preferred at a 9.5% dividend- Canada's plan to take equity stakes in AI "national champions"- Canada's technical recession and the Bank of Canada's response- Notable North: the immigration poll, Durham's "Project Jetsetter" bust, and the "air conditioning may kill you" debate

Michael Saylor just broke the one rule he built his empire on. Strategy (MSTR) sold Bitcoin for the first time since 2022 — 32 BTC, ~$2.5M — and the "never sell" era is officially over.He's calling it "inoculating the market." Genius move… or the first crack in the $61B Bitcoin machine? Full breakdown below

Michael Saylor just broke the one rule he built his empire on. Strategy (MSTR) sold Bitcoin for the first time since 2022 — 32 BTC, ~$2.5M — and the "never sell" era is officially over.He's calling it "inoculating the market." Genius move… or the first crack in the $61B Bitcoin machine? Full breakdown below

$970M. ~12,000 Bitcoin. The Prime Trust estate is trying to CLAW BACK coins that already LEFT Swan Bitcoin — and Strike, Galaxy & Fold are next. 2026's lesson: NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS. Why Canadians must self-custody NOW.On this week's Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast, Joey and Len break down the biggest custody story in years: a bankruptcy court reaching back through the exit door to reclaim roughly 11,994 BTC ($938M), $24.66M in cash from Swan Bitcoin — the clearest "not your keys, not your coins" lesson yet. Then the rest of a brutal self-custody week, plus the privacy tools fighting back.In this episode:- Prime Trust's $970M clawback vs Swan Bitcoin — and why Strike, Galaxy, Fold Compass are next- A Ledger holder loses $1M to a fake paper "support" letter- $6.7M drained from a Kraken & Coinbase user, $5.3M laundered through Tornado Cash- Bitcoin Depot bankruptcy: 9,000+ Bitcoin ATMs go dark- Tether tightens its grip on Twenty One Capital — Jack Mallers says Strike is still his- Australia switches on zero-threshold transfer surveillance (Canada is next)- Italy proves Ordinals are fully traceable using Chainalysis- Sparrow Wallet ships Silent Payments — the privacy off-rampNotable North: the Pearson airport security-clearance scandal, Burlington home invasions, Oakville's "rain tax," , Toronto police charged in Spain, and more.The lesson of 2026 is simple: every custodian, exchange and ATM is a point of failure. The only Bitcoin that's truly yours is the Bitcoin only you can move. Self-custody isn't paranoia — it's the plan.Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast- Website: https://canadianbitcoiners.com- X: @CanadianBTCPod- Subscribe & turn on notificationsThis week's self-custody wake-up call is brought to you by the people who think your keys — and your money — should actually be yours:————————————————————————————————SPONSORS■ easyDNS — Canadian-owned, ICANN-accredited registrar that has accepted Bitcoin since 2013. Domains, DNS, email,hosting, all without selling you out. Use promo code **CBP Media** for 50% off your first purchase, no limits.→ https://easydns.com■ Bull Bitcoin — Canada's non-custodial, Bitcoin-only exchange. Founded 2013 in Montreal. They never hold your keys;you self-custody from day one. CBP listeners get 25% off fees for life.→ https://app.bullbitcoin.com/registration/cbp■ 256 Heat — Hashrate heaters: Bitcoin miners purpose-built to heat a space. Every watt of electricity becomes heat AND hashrate, so you're warming your space and stacking sats at the same time. Custom solutions available. Tell them CBPsent you for a discount.→ https://256heat.com■ Bitcoin Mentor — One-on-one coaching to take you from "I bought some Bitcoin" to true self-sovereign ownership. Wallets, keys, collaborative custody, inheritance planning, node setup, the whole stack. 30-day money-back guarantee on every package.→ https://btcmentor.io/aff/joey————————————————————————————————FOLLOW THE SHOW■■ CBP — https://x.com/CanadianBTCPod■ Joey — https://x.com/joeytweeets■ Len — https://x.com/thebtcpricebot————————————————————————————————#Bitcoin #SelfCustody #CanadianBitcoiners #PrimeTrust #SwanBitcoin #NotYourKeys #BitcoinNews #Tether #Privacy#Canada #BTC #Clawback

$970M. ~12,000 Bitcoin. The Prime Trust estate is trying to CLAW BACK coins that already LEFT Swan Bitcoin — and Strike, Galaxy & Fold are next. 2026's lesson: NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS. Why Canadians must self-custody NOW.On this week's Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast, Joey and Len break down the biggest custody story in years: a bankruptcy court reaching back through the exit door to reclaim roughly 11,994 BTC ($938M), $24.66M in cash from Swan Bitcoin — the clearest "not your keys, not your coins" lesson yet. Then the rest of a brutal self-custody week, plus the privacy tools fighting back.In this episode:- Prime Trust's $970M clawback vs Swan Bitcoin — and why Strike, Galaxy, Fold Compass are next- A Ledger holder loses $1M to a fake paper "support" letter- $6.7M drained from a Kraken & Coinbase user, $5.3M laundered through Tornado Cash- Bitcoin Depot bankruptcy: 9,000+ Bitcoin ATMs go dark- Tether tightens its grip on Twenty One Capital — Jack Mallers says Strike is still his- Australia switches on zero-threshold transfer surveillance (Canada is next)- Italy proves Ordinals are fully traceable using Chainalysis- Sparrow Wallet ships Silent Payments — the privacy off-rampNotable North: the Pearson airport security-clearance scandal, Burlington home invasions, Oakville's "rain tax," , Toronto police charged in Spain, and more.The lesson of 2026 is simple: every custodian, exchange and ATM is a point of failure. The only Bitcoin that's truly yours is the Bitcoin only you can move. Self-custody isn't paranoia — it's the plan.Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast- Website: https://canadianbitcoiners.com- X: @CanadianBTCPod- Subscribe & turn on notificationsThis week's self-custody wake-up call is brought to you by the people who think your keys — and your money — should actually be yours:————————————————————————————————SPONSORS■ easyDNS — Canadian-owned, ICANN-accredited registrar that has accepted Bitcoin since 2013. Domains, DNS, email,hosting, all without selling you out. Use promo code **CBP Media** for 50% off your first purchase, no limits.→ https://easydns.com■ Bull Bitcoin — Canada's non-custodial, Bitcoin-only exchange. Founded 2013 in Montreal. They never hold your keys;you self-custody from day one. CBP listeners get 25% off fees for life.→ https://app.bullbitcoin.com/registration/cbp■ 256 Heat — Hashrate heaters: Bitcoin miners purpose-built to heat a space. Every watt of electricity becomes heat AND hashrate, so you're warming your space and stacking sats at the same time. Custom solutions available. Tell them CBPsent you for a discount.→ https://256heat.com■ Bitcoin Mentor — One-on-one coaching to take you from "I bought some Bitcoin" to true self-sovereign ownership. Wallets, keys, collaborative custody, inheritance planning, node setup, the whole stack. 30-day money-back guarantee on every package.→ https://btcmentor.io/aff/joey————————————————————————————————FOLLOW THE SHOW■■ CBP — https://x.com/CanadianBTCPod■ Joey — https://x.com/joeytweeets■ Len — https://x.com/thebtcpricebot————————————————————————————————#Bitcoin #SelfCustody #CanadianBitcoiners #PrimeTrust #SwanBitcoin #NotYourKeys #BitcoinNews #Tether #Privacy#Canada #BTC #Clawback

Iran just launched Hormuz Safe — a Bitcoin-settled maritime insurance platform routing $10B in Strait of Hormuz shipping AROUND SWIFT. Bitcoin is now a geopolitical settlement layer. Canada take note.Iran's Ministry of Economy quietly switched on "Hormuz Safe" on May 16 — a state-backed platform that lets shipping companies buy insurance for transit through the Strait of Hormuz and settle the premiums in Bitcoin. Coverage activates the moment the on-chain confirmation lands. The Islamic Republic is projecting more than $10 billion in annual revenue from a service explicitly designed to bypass SWIFT, dollar rails, and Western insurers. The Strait carries roughly 20% of global oil. Bitcoin is no longer a retail speculation — it's a sovereign workaround layer for the most contested chokepoint on the planet. Canadian shippers, energy traders, and compliance officers will be navigating this for years.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:

Iran just launched Hormuz Safe — a Bitcoin-settled maritime insurance platform routing $10B in Strait of Hormuz shipping AROUND SWIFT. Bitcoin is now a geopolitical settlement layer. Canada take note.Iran's Ministry of Economy quietly switched on "Hormuz Safe" on May 16 — a state-backed platform that lets shipping companies buy insurance for transit through the Strait of Hormuz and settle the premiums in Bitcoin. Coverage activates the moment the on-chain confirmation lands. The Islamic Republic is projecting more than $10 billion in annual revenue from a service explicitly designed to bypass SWIFT, dollar rails, and Western insurers. The Strait carries roughly 20% of global oil. Bitcoin is no longer a retail speculation — it's a sovereign workaround layer for the most contested chokepoint on the planet. Canadian shippers, energy traders, and compliance officers will be navigating this for years.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:

Saylor just broke Strategy's "NEVER SELL" Bitcoin rule. The $1.5B dividend math, the 11.5% yield, the Q1 -$12.5B net loss, and what it means for Canadian MSTR holders — explained.Michael Saylor told investors on Strategy's Q1 2026 earnings call that he will "probably sell some Bitcoin to pay a dividend, just to inoculate the market and send the message that we did it." Three days later he walked it back, saying the remark wasintended to "jam short-sellers and 'haters.'" Strategy holds 818,334 BTC at an average cost basis of $75,537. The annualized preferred dividend obligation is roughly $1.5 billion. Q1 net loss was $12.54 billion. Bitcoin briefly traded below $81,000 after the call.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:- The actual mechanism: buy with credit, let it appreciate, sell to fund preferreds- Why this isn't an MSTR "Ponzi" reveal — and why it kind of is- Sequans' 1,025 BTC sale, the $35.9M convertible-note pressure, and what "treasury reckoning" looks like in practice- Canada's first regulated CAD stablecoin: Tetra's CADD with Shopify and National Bank backing- Coinbase cuts 14% of staff for "AI-native pods" while the exchange goes down for an AWS chiller failure- Germany ends its 12-month Bitcoin tax exemption — €2B revenue target by 2027- The Netherlands prepares 36% tax on UNREALIZED Bitcoin gains by 2028- Bitcoin Core's first-ever memory-safety bug, CVE-2024-52911, quietly patched a year before public disclosure- Notable North: Alberta separation petition crosses 300k signatures, Honda walks from a $15B Ontario EV plant, Doug Ford sacks the Conestoga College board, Ottawa finally starts tracking which temporary residents have actually leftThe orange-pill takeaway: every "treasury company" model — Strategy, Sequans, the next wave — gets stress-tested when the dividends and debts come due in fiat. The companies that buy and never sell are betting that their cost of capital stayslower than Bitcoin's CAGR forever. Saylor just admitted that the bet has a release valve. Canadian retail and Canadian pensions are sitting on MSTR exposure; the next 12 months are the test of whether the model is genius or a glorified levered Bitcoin ETF..Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast- Website: https://canadianbitcoiners.com- X: @CanadianBTCPod- Subscribe & turn on notifications for the weekly orange-pill drop.————————————————————————————————SPONSORS■ easyDNS — Canadian-owned, ICANN-accredited registrar that has accepted Bitcoin since 2013. Domains, DNS, email,hosting, all without selling you out. Use promo code CBP Media for 50% off your first purchase, no limits.→ https://easydns.com■ Bull Bitcoin — Canada's non-custodial, Bitcoin-only exchange. Founded 2013 in Montreal. They never hold your keys;you self-custody from day one. CBP listeners get 25% off fees for life.→ https://app.bullbitcoin.com/registration/cbp■ 256 Heat — Hashrate heaters: Bitcoin miners purpose-built to heat a space. Every watt of electricity becomes heat AND hashrate, so you're warming your space and stacking sats at the same time. Custom solutions available. Tell them CBPsent you for a discount.→ https://256heat.com■ Bitcoin Mentor — One-on-one coaching to take you from "I bought some Bitcoin" to true self-sovereign ownership. Wallets, keys, collaborative custody, inheritance planning, node setup, the whole stack. 30-day money-back guarantee on every package.→ https://btcmentor.io/aff/joey————————————————————————————————FOLLOW THE SHOW■■ CBP — https://x.com/CanadianBTCPod■ Joey — https://x.com/joeytweeets■ Len — https://x.com/thebtcpricebot————————————————————————————————#Bitcoin #Saylor #Strategy #MSTR #Canadian

Saylor just broke Strategy's "NEVER SELL" Bitcoin rule. The $1.5B dividend math, the 11.5% yield, the Q1 -$12.5B net loss, and what it means for Canadian MSTR holders — explained.Michael Saylor told investors on Strategy's Q1 2026 earnings call that he will "probably sell some Bitcoin to pay a dividend, just to inoculate the market and send the message that we did it." Three days later he walked it back, saying the remark wasintended to "jam short-sellers and 'haters.'" Strategy holds 818,334 BTC at an average cost basis of $75,537. The annualized preferred dividend obligation is roughly $1.5 billion. Q1 net loss was $12.54 billion. Bitcoin briefly traded below $81,000 after the call.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:- The actual mechanism: buy with credit, let it appreciate, sell to fund preferreds- Why this isn't an MSTR "Ponzi" reveal — and why it kind of is- Sequans' 1,025 BTC sale, the $35.9M convertible-note pressure, and what "treasury reckoning" looks like in practice- Canada's first regulated CAD stablecoin: Tetra's CADD with Shopify and National Bank backing- Coinbase cuts 14% of staff for "AI-native pods" while the exchange goes down for an AWS chiller failure- Germany ends its 12-month Bitcoin tax exemption — €2B revenue target by 2027- The Netherlands prepares 36% tax on UNREALIZED Bitcoin gains by 2028- Bitcoin Core's first-ever memory-safety bug, CVE-2024-52911, quietly patched a year before public disclosure- Notable North: Alberta separation petition crosses 300k signatures, Honda walks from a $15B Ontario EV plant, Doug Ford sacks the Conestoga College board, Ottawa finally starts tracking which temporary residents have actually leftThe orange-pill takeaway: every "treasury company" model — Strategy, Sequans, the next wave — gets stress-tested when the dividends and debts come due in fiat. The companies that buy and never sell are betting that their cost of capital stayslower than Bitcoin's CAGR forever. Saylor just admitted that the bet has a release valve. Canadian retail and Canadian pensions are sitting on MSTR exposure; the next 12 months are the test of whether the model is genius or a glorified levered Bitcoin ETF..Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast- Website: https://canadianbitcoiners.com- X: @CanadianBTCPod- Subscribe & turn on notifications for the weekly orange-pill drop.————————————————————————————————SPONSORS■ easyDNS — Canadian-owned, ICANN-accredited registrar that has accepted Bitcoin since 2013. Domains, DNS, email,hosting, all without selling you out. Use promo code CBP Media for 50% off your first purchase, no limits.→ https://easydns.com■ Bull Bitcoin — Canada's non-custodial, Bitcoin-only exchange. Founded 2013 in Montreal. They never hold your keys;you self-custody from day one. CBP listeners get 25% off fees for life.→ https://app.bullbitcoin.com/registration/cbp■ 256 Heat — Hashrate heaters: Bitcoin miners purpose-built to heat a space. Every watt of electricity becomes heat AND hashrate, so you're warming your space and stacking sats at the same time. Custom solutions available. Tell them CBPsent you for a discount.→ https://256heat.com■ Bitcoin Mentor — One-on-one coaching to take you from "I bought some Bitcoin" to true self-sovereign ownership. Wallets, keys, collaborative custody, inheritance planning, node setup, the whole stack. 30-day money-back guarantee on every package.→ https://btcmentor.io/aff/joey————————————————————————————————FOLLOW THE SHOW■■ CBP — https://x.com/CanadianBTCPod■ Joey — https://x.com/joeytweeets■ Len — https://x.com/thebtcpricebot————————————————————————————————#Bitcoin #Saylor #Strategy #MSTR #Canadian

Canada's $195B Alberta pension fund (AIMCo) just made its first-ever Bitcoin allocation — buying $219 million of Michael Saylor's Strategy (MSTR) the same week Ottawa announced a nationwide ban on Bitcoin ATMs. We break down the AIMCofiling, the Stephen Harper board angle, the political collision course with Carney's federal Liberals, and what this means for every Canadian Bitcoiner.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:The full AIMCo $219M MSTR disclosure and what's actually in the filingWhy this is the FIRST Canadian provincial Bitcoin allocation on recordStephen Harper's role as AIMCo board chair and what changed at the fundThe Ottawa Bitcoin ATM ban announcement and the timing ironyCarney's Spring Economic Update (page 58: airport privatization buried inside)Saylor / Strategy / MSTR market structure update (BlackRock surpassed)Litecoin MWEB exploit, Bisq v1 exploit, Tether's BTC faucet, Luxor + MicroBTBrampton mortgage delinquency, 1-in-10 Canadians below poverty lineCSIS report on rising youth radicalization in CanadaWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe & turn on notificationsThe Bitcoin thesis isn't theoretical anymore. A sovereign-scale Canadian pension manager just placed a public bet that says the smart money is out of fiat duration risk and into the hardest asset on earth.Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast————————————————————————————————SPONSORS■ easyDNS — Canadian-owned, ICANN-accredited registrar that has accepted Bitcoin since 2013. Domains, DNS, email, hosting, all without selling you out. Use promo code CBP Media for 50% off your first purchase, no limits.→ https://easydns.com■ Bull Bitcoin — Canada's non-custodial, Bitcoin-only exchange. Founded 2013 in Montreal. They never hold your keys;you self-custody from day one. CBP listeners get 25% off fees for life.→ https://app.bullbitcoin.com/registrat...■ 256 Heat — Hashrate heaters: Bitcoin miners purpose-built to heat a space. Every watt of electricity becomes heat AND hashrate, so you're warming your space and stacking sats at the same time. Custom solutions available. Tell them CBPsent you for a discount.→ https://256heat.com■ Bitcoin Mentor — One-on-one coaching to take you from 'I bought some Bitcoin' to true self-sovereign ownership. Wallets, keys, collaborative custody, inheritance planning, node setup, the whole stack. 30 day money-back guarantee on everypackage.→ https://btcmentor.io/aff/joey————————————————————————————————FOLLOW THE SHOWCanadian Bitcoiners Podcast — Weekly Pack — May 4, 2026 Page 16■■ CBP — https://x.com/CanadianBTCPod■ Joey — https://x.com/joeytweeets■ Len — https://x.com/thebtcpricebot————————————————————————————————#Bitcoin #CanadianBitcoiners #Saylor #Strategy #MSTR #Alberta #AIMCo #Canada #Pension #BitcoinCanada #FINTRAC

Canada's $195B Alberta pension fund (AIMCo) just made its first-ever Bitcoin allocation — buying $219 million of Michael Saylor's Strategy (MSTR) the same week Ottawa announced a nationwide ban on Bitcoin ATMs. We break down the AIMCofiling, the Stephen Harper board angle, the political collision course with Carney's federal Liberals, and what this means for every Canadian Bitcoiner.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:The full AIMCo $219M MSTR disclosure and what's actually in the filingWhy this is the FIRST Canadian provincial Bitcoin allocation on recordStephen Harper's role as AIMCo board chair and what changed at the fundThe Ottawa Bitcoin ATM ban announcement and the timing ironyCarney's Spring Economic Update (page 58: airport privatization buried inside)Saylor / Strategy / MSTR market structure update (BlackRock surpassed)Litecoin MWEB exploit, Bisq v1 exploit, Tether's BTC faucet, Luxor + MicroBTBrampton mortgage delinquency, 1-in-10 Canadians below poverty lineCSIS report on rising youth radicalization in CanadaWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe & turn on notificationsThe Bitcoin thesis isn't theoretical anymore. A sovereign-scale Canadian pension manager just placed a public bet that says the smart money is out of fiat duration risk and into the hardest asset on earth.Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast————————————————————————————————SPONSORS■ easyDNS — Canadian-owned, ICANN-accredited registrar that has accepted Bitcoin since 2013. Domains, DNS, email, hosting, all without selling you out. Use promo code CBP Media for 50% off your first purchase, no limits.→ https://easydns.com■ Bull Bitcoin — Canada's non-custodial, Bitcoin-only exchange. Founded 2013 in Montreal. They never hold your keys;you self-custody from day one. CBP listeners get 25% off fees for life.→ https://app.bullbitcoin.com/registrat...■ 256 Heat — Hashrate heaters: Bitcoin miners purpose-built to heat a space. Every watt of electricity becomes heat AND hashrate, so you're warming your space and stacking sats at the same time. Custom solutions available. Tell them CBPsent you for a discount.→ https://256heat.com■ Bitcoin Mentor — One-on-one coaching to take you from 'I bought some Bitcoin' to true self-sovereign ownership. Wallets, keys, collaborative custody, inheritance planning, node setup, the whole stack. 30 day money-back guarantee on everypackage.→ https://btcmentor.io/aff/joey————————————————————————————————FOLLOW THE SHOWCanadian Bitcoiners Podcast — Weekly Pack — May 4, 2026 Page 16■■ CBP — https://x.com/CanadianBTCPod■ Joey — https://x.com/joeytweeets■ Len — https://x.com/thebtcpricebot————————————————————————————————#Bitcoin #CanadianBitcoiners #Saylor #Strategy #MSTR #Alberta #AIMCo #Canada #Pension #BitcoinCanada #FINTRAC

The "largest quantum attack on Bitcoin" just collapsed. Project Eleven paid 1 BTC for a 15-bit ECC break — but a classical computer does the same thing. Bitcoin's 256-bit security is untouched.A researcher won the Project Eleven Q-Day Prize for breaking a 15-bit elliptic curve key on a publicly accessible quantum computer, billed by the press as the "largest quantum attack on Bitcoin to date." Within 48 hours half the crypto press had it framed as Q-Day. The reality: a $300 laptop can break a 15-bit ECC key in well under a second. Bitcoin uses 256-bit ECC. The gap between 15 bits and 256 bits is roughly 2^241 — a number larger than the atoms in the observable universe. Q-Day is real as a research milestone. Q-Day is FUD as a Bitcoin threat headline today.On this episode we break down what Project Eleven actually proved, why the "1 BTC bounty" isn't what crypto media made it sound like, why Bitcoin's elliptic curve cryptography is nowhere close to being broken, and what's REALLY worth paying attention to this week — from the Litecoin MWEB 13-block reorg to the Bitcoin Core v30 wallet migration drama, the Bitcoin Knots vs. Core fork update, Shakepay's new BTC-backed loans, SEC Chair Atkins' "innovation" pivot, Kraken's 56 million IRS tax forms, and a $1.1 BILLION Canada Child Benefit story most Canadians missed this week. Plus, of course, Mark Carney's new wealth fund. What a time to be alive.

The "largest quantum attack on Bitcoin" just collapsed. Project Eleven paid 1 BTC for a 15-bit ECC break — but a classical computer does the same thing. Bitcoin's 256-bit security is untouched.A researcher won the Project Eleven Q-Day Prize for breaking a 15-bit elliptic curve key on a publicly accessible quantum computer, billed by the press as the "largest quantum attack on Bitcoin to date." Within 48 hours half the crypto press had it framed as Q-Day. The reality: a $300 laptop can break a 15-bit ECC key in well under a second. Bitcoin uses 256-bit ECC. The gap between 15 bits and 256 bits is roughly 2^241 — a number larger than the atoms in the observable universe. Q-Day is real as a research milestone. Q-Day is FUD as a Bitcoin threat headline today.On this episode we break down what Project Eleven actually proved, why the "1 BTC bounty" isn't what crypto media made it sound like, why Bitcoin's elliptic curve cryptography is nowhere close to being broken, and what's REALLY worth paying attention to this week — from the Litecoin MWEB 13-block reorg to the Bitcoin Core v30 wallet migration drama, the Bitcoin Knots vs. Core fork update, Shakepay's new BTC-backed loans, SEC Chair Atkins' "innovation" pivot, Kraken's 56 million IRS tax forms, and a $1.1 BILLION Canada Child Benefit story most Canadians missed this week. Plus, of course, Mark Carney's new wealth fund. What a time to be alive.

BIP 361: Bitcoin Core devs want to FREEZE Satoshi's coins — 5.6M BTC (~30%) permanently locked to stop quantum computing attacks. Is it theft or survival? The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast debates.This week Len and Joey break down the most controversial Bitcoin proposal in years: BIP 361, the post-quantum migration plan championed by Hunter Beast that would render an estimated 5.6 million Bitcoin — including Satoshi Nakamoto's untouched stash — unspendable after a hard cutoff date.Supporters call it the only realistic defense against Shor's algorithm and a future quantum adversary capable of cracking legacy P2PKH keys. Critics call it a precedent-shattering attack on Bitcoin immutability — a civil war brewing inside Core. We walk through both sides.

BIP 361: Bitcoin Core devs want to FREEZE Satoshi's coins — 5.6M BTC (~30%) permanently locked to stop quantum computing attacks. Is it theft or survival? The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast debates.This week Len and Joey break down the most controversial Bitcoin proposal in years: BIP 361, the post-quantum migration plan championed by Hunter Beast that would render an estimated 5.6 million Bitcoin — including Satoshi Nakamoto's untouched stash — unspendable after a hard cutoff date.Supporters call it the only realistic defense against Shor's algorithm and a future quantum adversary capable of cracking legacy P2PKH keys. Critics call it a precedent-shattering attack on Bitcoin immutability — a civil war brewing inside Core. We walk through both sides.

Adam Back Satoshi Nakamoto — the New York Times investigation claims to have found Bitcoin's creator. We break down why it's clickbait. Plus: Iran accepts Bitcoin and USDT for Strait of Hormuz oil tanker tolls, Trump's World Liberty Financial meme coin disaster, and Canada's Liberal convention drops an exit tax bombshell.On this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast, Joey and Len dig into the biggest stories of the week across Bitcoin, geopolitics, and Canadian politics.BITCOIN STORIES:The New York Times published a massive investigation claiming Adam Back is Satoshi Nakamoto based on weak circumstantial evidence like double-spacing and the word "dang." We explain why the trail is ice cold and why real Bitcoiners stopped caring about this years ago. Peter Todd, Hal Finney, Len Sassaman — the usual suspects get mentioned, but nobody's signing a message from the Genesis block anytime soon.A Bitcoiner lost over 5 BTC to a fake Ledger app downloaded from the Apple App Store. We break down exactly what went wrong, why you should never enter your seed phrase into any internet-connected device, and why Ledger's confusing app naming made this worse. This is a brutal but necessary reminder about self-custody security.Iran is reportedly setting up a toll system for the Strait of Hormuz, charging $1 per barrel of oil — roughly $2 million per supertanker. Payments accepted in Chinese yuan, Bitcoin, and USDT. We discuss whether this is real or saber-rattling and why no confirmed Bitcoin transaction has surfaced yet.Trump's World Liberty Financial token holders are getting invited to a Mar-a-Lago dinner on April 25th — after enduring a 95% drawdown. The project borrowed $75 million in stablecoins using their native token as collateral. We compare this to Terra Luna and FTX and explain why this is a disgrace.JP Morgan is launching a Bitcoin ETF at just 0.14% fees, and BlackRock is rolling out BITAS — a Bitcoin covered call income ETF. We explain why covered call strategies bleed over time using MSTY as a cautionary tale, and why you should just be buying corn at these levels instead.YouTube continues nuking Bitcoin channels — Bitcoin.com, Bitcoin All Caps, and Bitcoin Magazine all got hit recently. We discuss the broken incentive structure, bot-driven reporting, and why building on centralized platforms is always a risk.Nunchuk released an open-source CLI for AI agents to manage multi-sig Bitcoin wallets. We discuss why trusting AI with irreversible Bitcoin transactions is a terrible idea given how unreliable these models are week to week.CANADA STORIES:The Liberal Party convention featured a former Google executive proposing exit taxes and closing TN visas for Canadians leaving the country — despite the fact that he himself used those exact programs to work abroad. We tear this apart through the lens of The Sovereign Individual and explain why the state is losing control.The Liberals also pushed a social media ban for anyone under 16. We explain why this creates a surveillance honeypot and won't stop a single kid with a VPN and some Bitcoin.Rosedale residents are now paying $200/month for private security patrols after a 30% spike in home invasions. We discuss what this means for the future of policing in Ontario and draw parallels to South Africa.Three Canadian by-elections are happening today. We preview what a Liberal majority means for the next three years under Carney.

Adam Back Satoshi Nakamoto — the New York Times investigation claims to have found Bitcoin's creator. We break down why it's clickbait. Plus: Iran accepts Bitcoin and USDT for Strait of Hormuz oil tanker tolls, Trump's World Liberty Financial meme coin disaster, and Canada's Liberal convention drops an exit tax bombshell.On this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast, Joey and Len dig into the biggest stories of the week across Bitcoin, geopolitics, and Canadian politics.BITCOIN STORIES:The New York Times published a massive investigation claiming Adam Back is Satoshi Nakamoto based on weak circumstantial evidence like double-spacing and the word "dang." We explain why the trail is ice cold and why real Bitcoiners stopped caring about this years ago. Peter Todd, Hal Finney, Len Sassaman — the usual suspects get mentioned, but nobody's signing a message from the Genesis block anytime soon.A Bitcoiner lost over 5 BTC to a fake Ledger app downloaded from the Apple App Store. We break down exactly what went wrong, why you should never enter your seed phrase into any internet-connected device, and why Ledger's confusing app naming made this worse. This is a brutal but necessary reminder about self-custody security.Iran is reportedly setting up a toll system for the Strait of Hormuz, charging $1 per barrel of oil — roughly $2 million per supertanker. Payments accepted in Chinese yuan, Bitcoin, and USDT. We discuss whether this is real or saber-rattling and why no confirmed Bitcoin transaction has surfaced yet.Trump's World Liberty Financial token holders are getting invited to a Mar-a-Lago dinner on April 25th — after enduring a 95% drawdown. The project borrowed $75 million in stablecoins using their native token as collateral. We compare this to Terra Luna and FTX and explain why this is a disgrace.JP Morgan is launching a Bitcoin ETF at just 0.14% fees, and BlackRock is rolling out BITAS — a Bitcoin covered call income ETF. We explain why covered call strategies bleed over time using MSTY as a cautionary tale, and why you should just be buying corn at these levels instead.YouTube continues nuking Bitcoin channels — Bitcoin.com, Bitcoin All Caps, and Bitcoin Magazine all got hit recently. We discuss the broken incentive structure, bot-driven reporting, and why building on centralized platforms is always a risk.Nunchuk released an open-source CLI for AI agents to manage multi-sig Bitcoin wallets. We discuss why trusting AI with irreversible Bitcoin transactions is a terrible idea given how unreliable these models are week to week.CANADA STORIES:The Liberal Party convention featured a former Google executive proposing exit taxes and closing TN visas for Canadians leaving the country — despite the fact that he himself used those exact programs to work abroad. We tear this apart through the lens of The Sovereign Individual and explain why the state is losing control.The Liberals also pushed a social media ban for anyone under 16. We explain why this creates a surveillance honeypot and won't stop a single kid with a VPN and some Bitcoin.Rosedale residents are now paying $200/month for private security patrols after a 30% spike in home invasions. We discuss what this means for the future of policing in Ontario and draw parallels to South Africa.Three Canadian by-elections are happening today. We preview what a Liberal majority means for the next three years under Carney.

Google's quantum AI team just published a paper proving Bitcoin's encryption can be cracked with 20x fewer qubits than expected — private keys derived in 9 minutes. Is quantum computing Bitcoin's biggest existential threat? We break down the paper, the timeline, and why developers need to act now.⏱️ Timestamps00:00 - Intro01:38 - Sponsors (EasyDNS & Bull Bitcoin)03:21 - Boostagram Shoutouts04:38 - Housekeeping & Previous Episode Recap06:06 - Google's Quantum Paper: 20x Fewer Qubits to Crack Bitcoin07:00 - 7 Million BTC at Risk & the Satoshi Bounty Theory08:34 - Why the Bitcoin Mailing List Is Ignoring Quantum10:30 - Developer Priorities: Spam Wars vs. Quantum Preparedness12:00 - Preston Pysh & Jeff Booth Don't Understand Quantum13:00 - Why Banks Aren't the First Target — Bitcoin Is14:00 - Satoshi's Coins as a Quantum Canary15:01 - Nick Carter, Eleven Labs & Conflicts of Interest17:03 - Short vs. Medium Term: Is Bitcoin Safe Right Now?18:00 - The Rush vs. Caution Dilemma & BIP-36019:00 - NIST Post-Quantum Standards & Testnet Testing20:30 - Would You Fork for Quantum? The Hard Question21:00 - Taproot's Unintended Consequences & BIP-11023:04 - Bitcoin Treasury Companies Selling: Nakamoto, Genius Group, Marathon26:00 - Marathon Pivots to AI & HPC Data Centers27:28 - Why Only MSTR Survives the Treasury Strategy29:52 - Production Ready: New Bitcoin Node Software (Samson Mow, Jimmy Song, Parker Lewis)32:00 - Node Accessibility, Core vs. Knots & OP_RETURN Limits35:50 - Notable Noise Begins36:37 - Iran War Escalation: Boots on the Ground & the Strait of Hormuz40:00 - Scott Horton's Prediction & US Ground Invasion Plans42:01 - Trump's Legacy Play & the George W. Bush Theory43:00 - Iran's Nuclear Endgame44:00 - Strait of Hormuz, Houthis & Global Oil Chokepoints47:00 - Canadian Food Bank Crisis: 1 in 4 Out of Supplies49:00 - Brain Drain: 122,000 Engineers & Doctors Leave Canada50:00 - Immigration Policy & the Coming Reckoning54:00 - MAID Offered to 83-Year-Old Before Diagnosis57:01 - COVID Hospital Stories & Funeral Restrictions1:02:20 - Brampton or Hamilton Man

Google's quantum AI team just published a paper proving Bitcoin's encryption can be cracked with 20x fewer qubits than expected — private keys derived in 9 minutes. Is quantum computing Bitcoin's biggest existential threat? We break down the paper, the timeline, and why developers need to act now.⏱️ Timestamps00:00 - Intro01:38 - Sponsors (EasyDNS & Bull Bitcoin)03:21 - Boostagram Shoutouts04:38 - Housekeeping & Previous Episode Recap06:06 - Google's Quantum Paper: 20x Fewer Qubits to Crack Bitcoin07:00 - 7 Million BTC at Risk & the Satoshi Bounty Theory08:34 - Why the Bitcoin Mailing List Is Ignoring Quantum10:30 - Developer Priorities: Spam Wars vs. Quantum Preparedness12:00 - Preston Pysh & Jeff Booth Don't Understand Quantum13:00 - Why Banks Aren't the First Target — Bitcoin Is14:00 - Satoshi's Coins as a Quantum Canary15:01 - Nick Carter, Eleven Labs & Conflicts of Interest17:03 - Short vs. Medium Term: Is Bitcoin Safe Right Now?18:00 - The Rush vs. Caution Dilemma & BIP-36019:00 - NIST Post-Quantum Standards & Testnet Testing20:30 - Would You Fork for Quantum? The Hard Question21:00 - Taproot's Unintended Consequences & BIP-11023:04 - Bitcoin Treasury Companies Selling: Nakamoto, Genius Group, Marathon26:00 - Marathon Pivots to AI & HPC Data Centers27:28 - Why Only MSTR Survives the Treasury Strategy29:52 - Production Ready: New Bitcoin Node Software (Samson Mow, Jimmy Song, Parker Lewis)32:00 - Node Accessibility, Core vs. Knots & OP_RETURN Limits35:50 - Notable Noise Begins36:37 - Iran War Escalation: Boots on the Ground & the Strait of Hormuz40:00 - Scott Horton's Prediction & US Ground Invasion Plans42:01 - Trump's Legacy Play & the George W. Bush Theory43:00 - Iran's Nuclear Endgame44:00 - Strait of Hormuz, Houthis & Global Oil Chokepoints47:00 - Canadian Food Bank Crisis: 1 in 4 Out of Supplies49:00 - Brain Drain: 122,000 Engineers & Doctors Leave Canada50:00 - Immigration Policy & the Coming Reckoning54:00 - MAID Offered to 83-Year-Old Before Diagnosis57:01 - COVID Hospital Stories & Funeral Restrictions1:02:20 - Brampton or Hamilton Man

Bitcoin-backed mortgages are now officially here — Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have greenlit the first US government-backed product that lets you use Bitcoin or USDC as collateral to buy a home, and most people are completely misreading what this actually means.The structure is more nuanced than the headlines suggest: you pledge Bitcoin into a Coinbase Prime account, take out a second loan backed by that collateral to fund your down payment, and crucially — the collateral is never mark-to-market. No margin calls if Bitcoin dumps 40% overnight. That's the biggest part of this story nobody's talking about.The US Treasury's own 2025 financial report: $6 trillion in assets, $48 trillion in liabilities — a net position of negative $41.7 trillion, up $2 trillion in one year. Jerome Powell publicly acknowledged the structural deficit problem. Meanwhile Canada moves to ban Bitcoin political donations under Bill C-25, Wealthsimple launches prediction market gambling, and 150 million Binance credentials just leaked. All of that plus Bitcoin mortgages, Australian pension Bitcoin allocation, Strait of Hormuz oil crunch, and quantum computing risk — all this episode.Sponsors:easyDNShttps://easydns.comAnycast DNS, domain registration, web & email services — fast, reliable, privacy-focused.Pay with Bitcoin.Use coupon code CBPMEDIA for 50% off your first purchase.Bull Bitcoinhttps://mission.bullbitcoin.com/cbpThe CBP recommends Bull Bitcoin for buying Bitcoin simply and securely.Use the link above for 25% off fees for life.256Heathttps://256heat.com/Heat your home, garage, or office while earning more Bitcoin than it costs to run.Book a call with a hashrate heating consultant today.Bitcoin Mentorhttps://btcmentor.io/aff/90/Get hands on, white glove support with your Bitcoin storage and planning. Whether you need help with multi-sig or multi-generational storage, Bitcoin Mentor has you covered.

Bitcoin-backed mortgages are now officially here — Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have greenlit the first US government-backed product that lets you use Bitcoin or USDC as collateral to buy a home, and most people are completely misreading what this actually means.The structure is more nuanced than the headlines suggest: you pledge Bitcoin into a Coinbase Prime account, take out a second loan backed by that collateral to fund your down payment, and crucially — the collateral is never mark-to-market. No margin calls if Bitcoin dumps 40% overnight. That's the biggest part of this story nobody's talking about.The US Treasury's own 2025 financial report: $6 trillion in assets, $48 trillion in liabilities — a net position of negative $41.7 trillion, up $2 trillion in one year. Jerome Powell publicly acknowledged the structural deficit problem. Meanwhile Canada moves to ban Bitcoin political donations under Bill C-25, Wealthsimple launches prediction market gambling, and 150 million Binance credentials just leaked. All of that plus Bitcoin mortgages, Australian pension Bitcoin allocation, Strait of Hormuz oil crunch, and quantum computing risk — all this episode.Sponsors:easyDNShttps://easydns.comAnycast DNS, domain registration, web & email services — fast, reliable, privacy-focused.Pay with Bitcoin.Use coupon code CBPMEDIA for 50% off your first purchase.Bull Bitcoinhttps://mission.bullbitcoin.com/cbpThe CBP recommends Bull Bitcoin for buying Bitcoin simply and securely.Use the link above for 25% off fees for life.256Heathttps://256heat.com/Heat your home, garage, or office while earning more Bitcoin than it costs to run.Book a call with a hashrate heating consultant today.Bitcoin Mentorhttps://btcmentor.io/aff/90/Get hands on, white glove support with your Bitcoin storage and planning. Whether you need help with multi-sig or multi-generational storage, Bitcoin Mentor has you covered.