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What we covered in this episode ⬇️ Paiges journey to becoming a psych nurse The incident in 2020 that changed everything Healing from a workplace mental health industry The systemic changes that need to happen in spaces for nurses and support workers how to make sure you care for yourself as a support worker How to support others struggling with their mental health and language to use The Embracing Joy Movement that Paige is building in 2025 Laughter therapy and how it helps the body & brain Paige's journey in comedy & bringing joy through laughter How to use positive psychology instead of toxic positivity And so much more! Paige's Bio:   Paige Mathison is a clinical counsellor, motivational speaker, and founder of Another Chapter Counselling in Kelowna, BC. With over a decade of experience in psychiatric nursing, Paige helps individuals heal, uncover strengths, and reconnect with joy and purpose. Her unique background in mental health, music, and comedy brings a light-hearted yet profound perspective to her work. As a speaker, Paige inspires audiences to embrace authenticity, reduce burnout, and explore the transformative power of laughter. In 2025, Paige will launch Embracing Joys, a global platform spreading humor, humanity, and hope. With a goal of 1,000,000 memberships by year-end, she aims to fund mental health support for Canadians starting in 2026. Simultaneously, she is restructuring her counselling practice to reduce vicarious trauma and support both practitioners and clients. Paige's mission is to re-humanize systems, empower individuals, and highlight the ripple effects of small moments of joy.   Connect with Paige at @EmbracingJoys on TikTok & Instagram, X @Embracing_Joys, or @anotherchapter.ca for more posts.

Send us a Text Message.Paper Talk The Paper Lover's PodcastWelcome back friends so happy you are here ! We are excited to share with you our conversation with Paige Taylor Evans .  So grab yourself a cuppa and join us  for another chatty episode of all things paper and stickers.   We ask that you please visit our Instagram account @paper_talk to stay updated . We as always  appreciate all your continued support.Where you can find Paige Taylor Evans:Instagram : @paigetaylorevansWebsite: www.paigetaylorevans.com Youtube : Paige Evans Mentions in this  episode : Paiges's new paper collection Adventurous is now available at  www.acherryontop.com Paige's first Halloween collection Tricks & Treatsis also available for Pre -Order at www.acherryontop.comPaige's super fun shaker albums are made by the talented @gidemello you can find her on instagram .The beautiful  tassels in Paige's 4th of July kits were made by the talented @emilyinspireddesigns over on instagram. * Kelly Bangs:    Instagram : @kellybangscreative Website : www.Kellybangscreative.com* Simple Stories :    Instagram: @simplestories_  Website : www.simplestories.com  Paige's Favorites : Liquid Glue : Bearly Art Available at all your favorite scrapbooking shopsHome printer : Cannon Pro 100 Photo paper :  Cannon Photo paper Bulk printing : Walgreens 

I been telepathically programming bitches To mimick this addictive obsession with [Expletive] If anything just to hop up on his dicks in Get his attention And end his Ahem Apparently awful//awesome marriage edits in multidimensions, for the unmentionable shit that might just hit too close to home, for some What Be a parent to your son, They said I said, Hey, man I'm just a dear old dad with bad habits It's a trap, you know! You can't trust us bitches I took pictures of this bitches ass To put on top of the dead presidents Hell yes, I said Get dressed man, It isn't hygienic, All that shit we just did, Remember? I live in a trash can! (It's a dumpster but) [IT's actually really nice in here, what the fuck] Damn, alright what is that Idk #RIPJImmyFallon I was fasting like a maniac when that hashtag happened You just can't come back from that, You just can't ever Get back to the dad joke The man told. That pulled you out of that last fast, Like I did From that man whole! FLAGPOLE FLAGPOLE —what? OHFD. *OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. -The Rock And The Kite As told by Who's that guy Uh. TESTPILOT. I need some sages And stages And sages in this bitch! I need some Pages and Playlists and Paiges in this bitch It just goes On an on for days, This just gets crazy in this bitch Can't say Expletives because peacock is paying for this bitch! Nevermind, Lets just do Netflix? Pass. Amazon Prime? This costs too much for us I'll do this : every dime I own, Will go straight up your but I Is that an innuendo for ‘anal.plug' No, don't be gross! But I'm supposed to be gross (Going back and forth with Alec Baldwin) You win. Win WHAT You're the best. All your brothers are the off-awkward versions of you. *YES*. 30+ Rock ID please. Here you go. Sorry. No go. What do you mean. We're 21. I'm actually 23, but. No can do. This lounge is 30 Plus 30 PLUS? WHATTHEPLUG. Yup. Sorry kiddos. I'mfilthyDRUNK. I'm an ADULT. Pfft. That's what you think. Are you serious!? Serious as a heart attack; which, I'm at higher risk of actually having, Because I'm allowed in here. So Consider yourself lucky! PSH! I could have a heart attack if I want to! PSHH. PSHHHHHHHH. Hold your liquor, punk! I'll hold you—all night long!I —see you in like a decade! PSSSHSHUTUP. Shh. C'mon, lets go. Apparently, though According to some voice inside, He's miserable I call it insertinct* Or psychic inclinations, But perhaps that just my Hormonal fluctuations And high hopes to open up a portal And jump into some Seriously self deprecating behavior, Or some other alien shit Who the fuck can say, anyway You can't say any of these things publicly -1And actually expect to get away with them. You're just an asshole, That's a whole ass scandal waiting to happen I'll just light a candle and pray about it “God will work it out,” I said I'll just keep working out Avoiding bread, and figure out how to get out of debt Maybe crowdfunding? Somebody wake him up, yet? Nope, nothin. Mm. Poptarts. That's why I called it “The Allegory of [Redacted]” after all He's practically infinite except for That part And-1 That's that nigga! Are you sure. Fuck yeah, JIMMY FALLOn(s) Fuck you, dude. SUNNI BLU (shrugging) Whatever. All they played was Fallon in the pen, bro. Really? YeahYeah. And Sesame Street. And he even on THAT mo'fucker. Aight.Aight. you want ‘em. I got ‘em. Straight shot? Straight and clean. Aight, then. Well, alright then. [JIMMY FALLON is shot in a driveby.] “First Person Shooter” First person shooter is a live action open world game where. {BLAT} OH NO. AHAHA. Wait. The guns are REAL? The whole world's in slow motion. Nobody's supposed to know this kind of stuff, you know— Nobody's supposed to go there –I hope she doesn't post or publish this anywhere. Sure, that's what they all say, But hey, you could never love me anyway I'm on my way up I'm on my way up to Heaven Fuck this It's just this shit Over and over again All for the sake of the artform, All of up in arms, No comfort non conformist, With no money and no hopes left, Just a bunch of Too much, conscious And time on her hands Shes got One hand on the gun Underworld The other on the Trigger Which means Each hand has a gun in it Gun in it Gun in it EXT. MEXICO. DAY [Crying inconsolably in a hammock] COSMIC AVENGER (as a bird) I WILL AVENGE THIS!!!!! Man, I miss that bird, I wonder if he ever sings “I miss that girl” Gosh, he followed me everywhere I loved to hear him there, Even when I moved, He found me Must have been God in that bird Must have been God on that mountain talking some shit about Jimmy Fallon –That was a long fast. (The fucking longest) My veins, they ached At least a week, I think Some haloed being, Urging me to urgently just spill the blood for sweet relief, Wavering, I needed something Soothing, pleading Leaning in my weakness Back and forth , And that was when The fascination displayed With affection the affliction of infliction and in reflection of James turned Patrick Her turned to the successor He returned up to the surface The servitor became the alter After all and only in ever after The Procter, A doctor astonished him In neverland, somewhere beyond Asension Where the story starts and ends, Here. Oh man. This Jimmy Fallon dude is gonna fucking hate me Who is that again? I don't fucking know, honestly. Hello, John. Woah. Don't open this box. Okay. woah , this just came in crystal clear.. [A young and disheveld looking, tired young man turns on the television; Some sort of special, hosted by a popular commedienne and actress sparks his interest almost magnetically, and even seems to call to him.] Why, Hello, Jim. I'm–I'm Jim. Well, you're James. I am James! For now, actually. Well, forever, actually… Wtf is this. This is a parallel dimension, I guess, where everything that happened to me, just happens to this guy, and I'm— wait , who are you then. I'm glad you're watching this. Wait, who are you? I'm you! I–doubt that. Don't. Huh! Fuck, that's when I started wondering about– HEY. What the fuck, man. Did we ever figure out Jimmy Fallon's Skrillex? Not…yet, but… No. No. no. NO. It's not like i've tried to. You see, As they say This Fallon Is the front man for a larger operation at hand Hold onto your hat kids, Here comes the axe, Have your heads ready To get disconnected at the neck, Cause this shit gets NECK- BREAK. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Crazy. No political affiliations, ever! Your inattention to the deficit, the prerequisite Inquizitive kid, this one A wizard at this, that He waxes and waxes off, Smokes with his left hand And slaps the shit out of that oncoming diaster with his right SLAP. AaaaaaaYY. That's for–the bike incident. Okay. alright, Fallon. You win. That's fucking right, and I'm gonna keep winning. Now get your shit together. Oh. And stop calling me Fallon; My name's Patrick. What is WRONG with him (I'm doing this method) I don't think this dude is eligible to play this character at all, but i'll just dedicate it to him— He is devistatingly attractive, and apparently super-professional so, Of course They had to hire him for SNL, but also…. THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS, DOES IT? NOPE. MORE CORNBREAD? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAA YES PLEASE. his punctuality is perfect; His punchlines, astounding In actuality, he's kind of an asshole Abandoned Catholosism for entertainment It's just engrained in him to be deranged, Rearranged his images for campaigns against hatred Hey, lets save this for another lesson, Okay, kids? The worst part is I think i'm a genius The other worst part is, Nobody can read this The other worst part Is the worst part of all I got words But no money to dream with It's just sequences of sequence Beyoncé dancing with coffee The plot thins and gets thick again Cause my budget alternates between ketogenics and cost-effective carb days My neighborhood's getting worse It's covered in trash and littered with ignorant [explitive] Motorists interrupting arcadian rhythms And all i want is some dick And fried chicken I'm so tired of this The American Nightmare Could be a dream, but then i'd be Up there On stage A fast forward I been up for four days Hard working as ever In a hard hat, I'm so blazed And these days Tina Fey just says “Hey” every now and again Cause i've been obsessed With her success/or It fuckin sucks, man It came on suddenly What if i told you I've been attached to this project since the beginning When's the beginning? Uhhh, i'd say, :”get out of my head, Jimmy Fallon, you're an imaginary Psycho fucking fart created as a result of my brain collapsing after imminent death from a successful suicide?” Is that a question? It had a question mark on it for inflection. Well, inflect this: you're right. I fucking–hate you. Okay! I'm assuming you also hate yourself, And you're also Skrillex. Okay, you're only correct, because that's entirely accurate, And also, you're Jesse Eiseinberg. Okay. OKay. OKAY? OKAY. Fuck, I hate you. I fucking hate you. MEANWHILE, Everyone's Grammy Awards begin projecting strange messages to its recipients. What the fuck, dog. The more of them you have… [ L E G E N D S ] What if Kurt Cobain Kept you up at night, screaming “Let me out” But you don't know how So you turn on the tube, Just, Kind of confused Just to do what you do The truth, it alludes you Don't even know who this dude is, But he's cute Don't need this stupid music Would you just Shut up Let me shoot up some drugs Stuff some straws up my nose, Because I am the Walrus Fuck! If i run out of smoke I can choke on some dramamine, I think i found the first mouse After that kid Left my house in a stretcher Left my house in a stretcher! So what happens after OWSLA shapeshifts into Jimmy Fallon And makes him the master of ceremonies In the tragic conflict of interest— Which happens to be The Festival Project Cause nobody wants to understand or polish this Abolishment of slavery? “Amen” She keeps praying “Amen” He keeps playing his game Okay, kids This hatred that's been described as “mental illness” Up until (When?) —Is actually just poverty and inequality Building up in all of us It's just distrust and lust buddy, Get out of the spin for a minute But if I did, I wouldn't finish it However What's an end to Infinite? —Nothin. WAYWAYEXT. NOTHING. NEVER. Pass the butter. Pass the WHAT What is “butter” What is WHAT? SHUT UP. Shut Up WHAT? I don't exist, remember? Stuck in your head You're stuck in my head Shut the fuck up then You're mumbling again Quit doing drugs, then Who do you love What is love Shut the fuck, up Bitch Butter What Shut WHAT UP FUCKYOU THEN *nothing* Nothing but an 8 millimeter penis, A fishing pole, half a sandwhich And some actor, I don't care who it is As long as Nothing and no one makes sense For at least A century after this The algorithm is getting different I should spin it to a record Or let one of these other niggas spit it Cause i'm frazzled as fuck and just can't handle the madness, man I got another hat to slap you with It says DUNCE on it What? No it doe— *hat slap * Don't be so fucking gullible, Asshole. Give that one to Marshall Mathers I imagined it was narrated by actors Rappers, and other masters of the craft Cause by the time I finish it I'll be dead as Fallon is I should gather up the lawers I'mma need For this class action ACTION! Wait, you mean, we're actually doing this series?? YES. Oh— FUCK. What. Everything is YES. YES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPLLLES JERRY? No, it's JASON SUDAKIS. [FALLON being FALLON] Hey look! It's– IT'S JASON SUDAKIS! Everybody! JASON SUDAKIS SHOVE IT, FALLON. I read your wiki. FALLON …did you LAUGH? JASON SUDAKUS FUCK NO. IT WAS TRAGIC. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LIFE? FALLON (Shrugs) I don't know yet, actually… I don't know how to describe how, This guy now, Is just the Overseer of everything under us, Like a cameo appearance, but— …Why is he just up there like that? Cause whatever the fuck Kesha said At the beginning of this 7 year curse Fucked up all space and time and… [Thank You] He parks the hearse with the coffin in it, he can't stop coughing And now it's public knowledge The curse was reversed With the censorship of the cursewords, The flow of the work of art known as The Festival Project Shit gets touchy, though, Nobody ever touched me With anymore Than their superstardom and own art projects I do it for the art, And just Know nobody can love me and trust me After all I've come up from And through But dude, I should just— Yo, Mr Protagonist I got a few words for you I been on my knees at the pews Confused as fuck as why God chose us To do this dumb show, Just show up , And stop smoking Switch the flow up a little, Try not to throw up, though When you blow up, OKay? Okay. Okay OKay I wanna be so pretty He sends for me I wanna spend thanksgiving in LA And Christmas in New York City Nevermind Reverse that I want it the other way I wanna see the Macy's Parade From the right place, this time With my son In my arms But I don't want no Problems I don't want no problems With the fake shaman Who hates saying he's the one that's crazy But love making games taking turquoise and sending demons after me So he says but — I've been dead since Getting stuck in the spiders web With liars and writers and high up men Who love girls half my age enough to Buy them a ticket Some hush money some lunch probably some purse or something Here Sign the NDA; And you might be famous The industry hates me Cause i can type, But almost never say it Living in fear of motorcycles and stock cars racing up my block It's tearing into my heart so much I might just have a heart attack And die, I hope Stick a serrated knife up my spine And my veins pulse Like i'm supposed to just Kill myself {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

I been telepathically programming bitches To mimick this addictive obsession with [Expletive] If anything just to hop up on his dicks in Get his attention And end his Ahem Apparently awful//awesome marriage edits in multidimensions, for the unmentionable shit that might just hit too close to home, for some What Be a parent to your son, They said I said, Hey, man I'm just a dear old dad with bad habits It's a trap, you know! You can't trust us bitches I took pictures of this bitches ass To put on top of the dead presidents Hell yes, I said Get dressed man, It isn't hygienic, All that shit we just did, Remember? I live in a trash can! (It's a dumpster but) [IT's actually really nice in here, what the fuck] Damn, alright what is that Idk #RIPJImmyFallon I was fasting like a maniac when that hashtag happened You just can't come back from that, You just can't ever Get back to the dad joke The man told. That pulled you out of that last fast, Like I did From that man whole! FLAGPOLE FLAGPOLE —what? OHFD. *OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. -The Rock And The Kite As told by Who's that guy Uh. TESTPILOT. I need some sages And stages And sages in this bitch! I need some Pages and Playlists and Paiges in this bitch It just goes On an on for days, This just gets crazy in this bitch Can't say Expletives because peacock is paying for this bitch! Nevermind, Lets just do Netflix? Pass. Amazon Prime? This costs too much for us I'll do this : every dime I own, Will go straight up your but I Is that an innuendo for ‘anal.plug' No, don't be gross! But I'm supposed to be gross (Going back and forth with Alec Baldwin) You win. Win WHAT You're the best. All your brothers are the off-awkward versions of you. *YES*. 30+ Rock ID please. Here you go. Sorry. No go. What do you mean. We're 21. I'm actually 23, but. No can do. This lounge is 30 Plus 30 PLUS? WHATTHEPLUG. Yup. Sorry kiddos. I'mfilthyDRUNK. I'm an ADULT. Pfft. That's what you think. Are you serious!? Serious as a heart attack; which, I'm at higher risk of actually having, Because I'm allowed in here. So Consider yourself lucky! PSH! I could have a heart attack if I want to! PSHH. PSHHHHHHHH. Hold your liquor, punk! I'll hold you—all night long!I —see you in like a decade! PSSSHSHUTUP. Shh. C'mon, lets go. Apparently, though According to some voice inside, He's miserable I call it insertinct* Or psychic inclinations, But perhaps that just my Hormonal fluctuations And high hopes to open up a portal And jump into some Seriously self deprecating behavior, Or some other alien shit Who the fuck can say, anyway You can't say any of these things publicly -1And actually expect to get away with them. You're just an asshole, That's a whole ass scandal waiting to happen I'll just light a candle and pray about it “God will work it out,” I said I'll just keep working out Avoiding bread, and figure out how to get out of debt Maybe crowdfunding? Somebody wake him up, yet? Nope, nothin. Mm. Poptarts. That's why I called it “The Allegory of [Redacted]” after all He's practically infinite except for That part And-1 That's that nigga! Are you sure. Fuck yeah, JIMMY FALLOn(s) Fuck you, dude. SUNNI BLU (shrugging) Whatever. All they played was Fallon in the pen, bro. Really? YeahYeah. And Sesame Street. And he even on THAT mo'fucker. Aight.Aight. you want ‘em. I got ‘em. Straight shot? Straight and clean. Aight, then. Well, alright then. [JIMMY FALLON is shot in a driveby.] “First Person Shooter” First person shooter is a live action open world game where. {BLAT} OH NO. AHAHA. Wait. The guns are REAL? The whole world's in slow motion. Nobody's supposed to know this kind of stuff, you know— Nobody's supposed to go there –I hope she doesn't post or publish this anywhere. Sure, that's what they all say, But hey, you could never love me anyway I'm on my way up I'm on my way up to Heaven Fuck this It's just this shit Over and over again All for the sake of the artform, All of up in arms, No comfort non conformist, With no money and no hopes left, Just a bunch of Too much, conscious And time on her hands Shes got One hand on the gun Underworld The other on the Trigger Which means Each hand has a gun in it Gun in it Gun in it EXT. MEXICO. DAY [Crying inconsolably in a hammock] COSMIC AVENGER (as a bird) I WILL AVENGE THIS!!!!! Man, I miss that bird, I wonder if he ever sings “I miss that girl” Gosh, he followed me everywhere I loved to hear him there, Even when I moved, He found me Must have been God in that bird Must have been God on that mountain talking some shit about Jimmy Fallon –That was a long fast. (The fucking longest) My veins, they ached At least a week, I think Some haloed being, Urging me to urgently just spill the blood for sweet relief, Wavering, I needed something Soothing, pleading Leaning in my weakness Back and forth , And that was when The fascination displayed With affection the affliction of infliction and in reflection of James turned Patrick Her turned to the successor He returned up to the surface The servitor became the alter After all and only in ever after The Procter, A doctor astonished him In neverland, somewhere beyond Asension Where the story starts and ends, Here. Oh man. This Jimmy Fallon dude is gonna fucking hate me Who is that again? I don't fucking know, honestly. Hello, John. Woah. Don't open this box. Okay. woah , this just came in crystal clear.. [A young and disheveld looking, tired young man turns on the television; Some sort of special, hosted by a popular commedienne and actress sparks his interest almost magnetically, and even seems to call to him.] Why, Hello, Jim. I'm–I'm Jim. Well, you're James. I am James! For now, actually. Well, forever, actually… Wtf is this. This is a parallel dimension, I guess, where everything that happened to me, just happens to this guy, and I'm— wait , who are you then. I'm glad you're watching this. Wait, who are you? I'm you! I–doubt that. Don't. Huh! Fuck, that's when I started wondering about– HEY. What the fuck, man. Did we ever figure out Jimmy Fallon's Skrillex? Not…yet, but… No. No. no. NO. It's not like i've tried to. You see, As they say This Fallon Is the front man for a larger operation at hand Hold onto your hat kids, Here comes the axe, Have your heads ready To get disconnected at the neck, Cause this shit gets NECK- BREAK. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Crazy. No political affiliations, ever! Your inattention to the deficit, the prerequisite Inquizitive kid, this one A wizard at this, that He waxes and waxes off, Smokes with his left hand And slaps the shit out of that oncoming diaster with his right SLAP. AaaaaaaYY. That's for–the bike incident. Okay. alright, Fallon. You win. That's fucking right, and I'm gonna keep winning. Now get your shit together. Oh. And stop calling me Fallon; My name's Patrick. What is WRONG with him (I'm doing this method) I don't think this dude is eligible to play this character at all, but i'll just dedicate it to him— He is devistatingly attractive, and apparently super-professional so, Of course They had to hire him for SNL, but also…. THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS, DOES IT? NOPE. MORE CORNBREAD? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAA YES PLEASE. his punctuality is perfect; His punchlines, astounding In actuality, he's kind of an asshole Abandoned Catholosism for entertainment It's just engrained in him to be deranged, Rearranged his images for campaigns against hatred Hey, lets save this for another lesson, Okay, kids? The worst part is I think i'm a genius The other worst part is, Nobody can read this The other worst part Is the worst part of all I got words But no money to dream with It's just sequences of sequence Beyoncé dancing with coffee The plot thins and gets thick again Cause my budget alternates between ketogenics and cost-effective carb days My neighborhood's getting worse It's covered in trash and littered with ignorant [explitive] Motorists interrupting arcadian rhythms And all i want is some dick And fried chicken I'm so tired of this The American Nightmare Could be a dream, but then i'd be Up there On stage A fast forward I been up for four days Hard working as ever In a hard hat, I'm so blazed And these days Tina Fey just says “Hey” every now and again Cause i've been obsessed With her success/or It fuckin sucks, man It came on suddenly What if i told you I've been attached to this project since the beginning When's the beginning? Uhhh, i'd say, :”get out of my head, Jimmy Fallon, you're an imaginary Psycho fucking fart created as a result of my brain collapsing after imminent death from a successful suicide?” Is that a question? It had a question mark on it for inflection. Well, inflect this: you're right. I fucking–hate you. Okay! I'm assuming you also hate yourself, And you're also Skrillex. Okay, you're only correct, because that's entirely accurate, And also, you're Jesse Eiseinberg. Okay. OKay. OKAY? OKAY. Fuck, I hate you. I fucking hate you. MEANWHILE, Everyone's Grammy Awards begin projecting strange messages to its recipients. What the fuck, dog. The more of them you have… [ L E G E N D S ] What if Kurt Cobain Kept you up at night, screaming “Let me out” But you don't know how So you turn on the tube, Just, Kind of confused Just to do what you do The truth, it alludes you Don't even know who this dude is, But he's cute Don't need this stupid music Would you just Shut up Let me shoot up some drugs Stuff some straws up my nose, Because I am the Walrus Fuck! If i run out of smoke I can choke on some dramamine, I think i found the first mouse After that kid Left my house in a stretcher Left my house in a stretcher! So what happens after OWSLA shapeshifts into Jimmy Fallon And makes him the master of ceremonies In the tragic conflict of interest— Which happens to be The Festival Project Cause nobody wants to understand or polish this Abolishment of slavery? “Amen” She keeps praying “Amen” He keeps playing his game Okay, kids This hatred that's been described as “mental illness” Up until (When?) —Is actually just poverty and inequality Building up in all of us It's just distrust and lust buddy, Get out of the spin for a minute But if I did, I wouldn't finish it However What's an end to Infinite? —Nothin. WAYWAYEXT. NOTHING. NEVER. Pass the butter. Pass the WHAT What is “butter” What is WHAT? SHUT UP. Shut Up WHAT? I don't exist, remember? Stuck in your head You're stuck in my head Shut the fuck up then You're mumbling again Quit doing drugs, then Who do you love What is love Shut the fuck, up Bitch Butter What Shut WHAT UP FUCKYOU THEN *nothing* Nothing but an 8 millimeter penis, A fishing pole, half a sandwhich And some actor, I don't care who it is As long as Nothing and no one makes sense For at least A century after this The algorithm is getting different I should spin it to a record Or let one of these other niggas spit it Cause i'm frazzled as fuck and just can't handle the madness, man I got another hat to slap you with It says DUNCE on it What? No it doe— *hat slap * Don't be so fucking gullible, Asshole. Give that one to Marshall Mathers I imagined it was narrated by actors Rappers, and other masters of the craft Cause by the time I finish it I'll be dead as Fallon is I should gather up the lawers I'mma need For this class action ACTION! Wait, you mean, we're actually doing this series?? YES. Oh— FUCK. What. Everything is YES. YES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPLLLES JERRY? No, it's JASON SUDAKIS. [FALLON being FALLON] Hey look! It's– IT'S JASON SUDAKIS! Everybody! JASON SUDAKIS SHOVE IT, FALLON. I read your wiki. FALLON …did you LAUGH? JASON SUDAKUS FUCK NO. IT WAS TRAGIC. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LIFE? FALLON (Shrugs) I don't know yet, actually… I don't know how to describe how, This guy now, Is just the Overseer of everything under us, Like a cameo appearance, but— …Why is he just up there like that? Cause whatever the fuck Kesha said At the beginning of this 7 year curse Fucked up all space and time and… [Thank You] He parks the hearse with the coffin in it, he can't stop coughing And now it's public knowledge The curse was reversed With the censorship of the cursewords, The flow of the work of art known as The Festival Project Shit gets touchy, though, Nobody ever touched me With anymore Than their superstardom and own art projects I do it for the art, And just Know nobody can love me and trust me After all I've come up from And through But dude, I should just— Yo, Mr Protagonist I got a few words for you I been on my knees at the pews Confused as fuck as why God chose us To do this dumb show, Just show up , And stop smoking Switch the flow up a little, Try not to throw up, though When you blow up, OKay? Okay. Okay OKay I wanna be so pretty He sends for me I wanna spend thanksgiving in LA And Christmas in New York City Nevermind Reverse that I want it the other way I wanna see the Macy's Parade From the right place, this time With my son In my arms But I don't want no Problems I don't want no problems With the fake shaman Who hates saying he's the one that's crazy But love making games taking turquoise and sending demons after me So he says but — I've been dead since Getting stuck in the spiders web With liars and writers and high up men Who love girls half my age enough to Buy them a ticket Some hush money some lunch probably some purse or something Here Sign the NDA; And you might be famous The industry hates me Cause i can type, But almost never say it Living in fear of motorcycles and stock cars racing up my block It's tearing into my heart so much I might just have a heart attack And die, I hope Stick a serrated knife up my spine And my veins pulse Like i'm supposed to just Kill myself {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

I been telepathically programming bitches To mimick this addictive obsession with [Expletive] If anything just to hop up on his dicks in Get his attention And end his Ahem Apparently awful//awesome marriage edits in multidimensions, for the unmentionable shit that might just hit too close to home, for some What Be a parent to your son, They said I said, Hey, man I'm just a dear old dad with bad habits It's a trap, you know! You can't trust us bitches I took pictures of this bitches ass To put on top of the dead presidents Hell yes, I said Get dressed man, It isn't hygienic, All that shit we just did, Remember? I live in a trash can! (It's a dumpster but) [IT's actually really nice in here, what the fuck] Damn, alright what is that Idk #RIPJImmyFallon I was fasting like a maniac when that hashtag happened You just can't come back from that, You just can't ever Get back to the dad joke The man told. That pulled you out of that last fast, Like I did From that man whole! FLAGPOLE FLAGPOLE —what? OHFD. *OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. -The Rock And The Kite As told by Who's that guy Uh. TESTPILOT. I need some sages And stages And sages in this bitch! I need some Pages and Playlists and Paiges in this bitch It just goes On an on for days, This just gets crazy in this bitch Can't say Expletives because peacock is paying for this bitch! Nevermind, Lets just do Netflix? Pass. Amazon Prime? This costs too much for us I'll do this : every dime I own, Will go straight up your but I Is that an innuendo for ‘anal.plug' No, don't be gross! But I'm supposed to be gross (Going back and forth with Alec Baldwin) You win. Win WHAT You're the best. All your brothers are the off-awkward versions of you. *YES*. 30+ Rock ID please. Here you go. Sorry. No go. What do you mean. We're 21. I'm actually 23, but. No can do. This lounge is 30 Plus 30 PLUS? WHATTHEPLUG. Yup. Sorry kiddos. I'mfilthyDRUNK. I'm an ADULT. Pfft. That's what you think. Are you serious!? Serious as a heart attack; which, I'm at higher risk of actually having, Because I'm allowed in here. So Consider yourself lucky! PSH! I could have a heart attack if I want to! PSHH. PSHHHHHHHH. Hold your liquor, punk! I'll hold you—all night long!I —see you in like a decade! PSSSHSHUTUP. Shh. C'mon, lets go. Apparently, though According to some voice inside, He's miserable I call it insertinct* Or psychic inclinations, But perhaps that just my Hormonal fluctuations And high hopes to open up a portal And jump into some Seriously self deprecating behavior, Or some other alien shit Who the fuck can say, anyway You can't say any of these things publicly -1And actually expect to get away with them. You're just an asshole, That's a whole ass scandal waiting to happen I'll just light a candle and pray about it “God will work it out,” I said I'll just keep working out Avoiding bread, and figure out how to get out of debt Maybe crowdfunding? Somebody wake him up, yet? Nope, nothin. Mm. Poptarts. That's why I called it “The Allegory of [Redacted]” after all He's practically infinite except for That part And-1 That's that nigga! Are you sure. Fuck yeah, JIMMY FALLOn(s) Fuck you, dude. SUNNI BLU (shrugging) Whatever. All they played was Fallon in the pen, bro. Really? YeahYeah. And Sesame Street. And he even on THAT mo'fucker. Aight.Aight. you want ‘em. I got ‘em. Straight shot? Straight and clean. Aight, then. Well, alright then. [JIMMY FALLON is shot in a driveby.] “First Person Shooter” First person shooter is a live action open world game where. {BLAT} OH NO. AHAHA. Wait. The guns are REAL? The whole world's in slow motion. Nobody's supposed to know this kind of stuff, you know— Nobody's supposed to go there –I hope she doesn't post or publish this anywhere. Sure, that's what they all say, But hey, you could never love me anyway I'm on my way up I'm on my way up to Heaven Fuck this It's just this shit Over and over again All for the sake of the artform, All of up in arms, No comfort non conformist, With no money and no hopes left, Just a bunch of Too much, conscious And time on her hands Shes got One hand on the gun Underworld The other on the Trigger Which means Each hand has a gun in it Gun in it Gun in it EXT. MEXICO. DAY [Crying inconsolably in a hammock] COSMIC AVENGER (as a bird) I WILL AVENGE THIS!!!!! Man, I miss that bird, I wonder if he ever sings “I miss that girl” Gosh, he followed me everywhere I loved to hear him there, Even when I moved, He found me Must have been God in that bird Must have been God on that mountain talking some shit about Jimmy Fallon –That was a long fast. (The fucking longest) My veins, they ached At least a week, I think Some haloed being, Urging me to urgently just spill the blood for sweet relief, Wavering, I needed something Soothing, pleading Leaning in my weakness Back and forth , And that was when The fascination displayed With affection the affliction of infliction and in reflection of James turned Patrick Her turned to the successor He returned up to the surface The servitor became the alter After all and only in ever after The Procter, A doctor astonished him In neverland, somewhere beyond Asension Where the story starts and ends, Here. Oh man. This Jimmy Fallon dude is gonna fucking hate me Who is that again? I don't fucking know, honestly. Hello, John. Woah. Don't open this box. Okay. woah , this just came in crystal clear.. [A young and disheveld looking, tired young man turns on the television; Some sort of special, hosted by a popular commedienne and actress sparks his interest almost magnetically, and even seems to call to him.] Why, Hello, Jim. I'm–I'm Jim. Well, you're James. I am James! For now, actually. Well, forever, actually… Wtf is this. This is a parallel dimension, I guess, where everything that happened to me, just happens to this guy, and I'm— wait , who are you then. I'm glad you're watching this. Wait, who are you? I'm you! I–doubt that. Don't. Huh! Fuck, that's when I started wondering about– HEY. What the fuck, man. Did we ever figure out Jimmy Fallon's Skrillex? Not…yet, but… No. No. no. NO. It's not like i've tried to. You see, As they say This Fallon Is the front man for a larger operation at hand Hold onto your hat kids, Here comes the axe, Have your heads ready To get disconnected at the neck, Cause this shit gets NECK- BREAK. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Crazy. No political affiliations, ever! Your inattention to the deficit, the prerequisite Inquizitive kid, this one A wizard at this, that He waxes and waxes off, Smokes with his left hand And slaps the shit out of that oncoming diaster with his right SLAP. AaaaaaaYY. That's for–the bike incident. Okay. alright, Fallon. You win. That's fucking right, and I'm gonna keep winning. Now get your shit together. Oh. And stop calling me Fallon; My name's Patrick. What is WRONG with him (I'm doing this method) I don't think this dude is eligible to play this character at all, but i'll just dedicate it to him— He is devistatingly attractive, and apparently super-professional so, Of course They had to hire him for SNL, but also…. THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS, DOES IT? NOPE. MORE CORNBREAD? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAA YES PLEASE. his punctuality is perfect; His punchlines, astounding In actuality, he's kind of an asshole Abandoned Catholosism for entertainment It's just engrained in him to be deranged, Rearranged his images for campaigns against hatred Hey, lets save this for another lesson, Okay, kids? The worst part is I think i'm a genius The other worst part is, Nobody can read this The other worst part Is the worst part of all I got words But no money to dream with It's just sequences of sequence Beyoncé dancing with coffee The plot thins and gets thick again Cause my budget alternates between ketogenics and cost-effective carb days My neighborhood's getting worse It's covered in trash and littered with ignorant [explitive] Motorists interrupting arcadian rhythms And all i want is some dick And fried chicken I'm so tired of this The American Nightmare Could be a dream, but then i'd be Up there On stage A fast forward I been up for four days Hard working as ever In a hard hat, I'm so blazed And these days Tina Fey just says “Hey” every now and again Cause i've been obsessed With her success/or It fuckin sucks, man It came on suddenly What if i told you I've been attached to this project since the beginning When's the beginning? Uhhh, i'd say, :”get out of my head, Jimmy Fallon, you're an imaginary Psycho fucking fart created as a result of my brain collapsing after imminent death from a successful suicide?” Is that a question? It had a question mark on it for inflection. Well, inflect this: you're right. I fucking–hate you. Okay! I'm assuming you also hate yourself, And you're also Skrillex. Okay, you're only correct, because that's entirely accurate, And also, you're Jesse Eiseinberg. Okay. OKay. OKAY? OKAY. Fuck, I hate you. I fucking hate you. MEANWHILE, Everyone's Grammy Awards begin projecting strange messages to its recipients. What the fuck, dog. The more of them you have… [ L E G E N D S ] What if Kurt Cobain Kept you up at night, screaming “Let me out” But you don't know how So you turn on the tube, Just, Kind of confused Just to do what you do The truth, it alludes you Don't even know who this dude is, But he's cute Don't need this stupid music Would you just Shut up Let me shoot up some drugs Stuff some straws up my nose, Because I am the Walrus Fuck! If i run out of smoke I can choke on some dramamine, I think i found the first mouse After that kid Left my house in a stretcher Left my house in a stretcher! So what happens after OWSLA shapeshifts into Jimmy Fallon And makes him the master of ceremonies In the tragic conflict of interest— Which happens to be The Festival Project Cause nobody wants to understand or polish this Abolishment of slavery? “Amen” She keeps praying “Amen” He keeps playing his game Okay, kids This hatred that's been described as “mental illness” Up until (When?) —Is actually just poverty and inequality Building up in all of us It's just distrust and lust buddy, Get out of the spin for a minute But if I did, I wouldn't finish it However What's an end to Infinite? —Nothin. WAYWAYEXT. NOTHING. NEVER. Pass the butter. Pass the WHAT What is “butter” What is WHAT? SHUT UP. Shut Up WHAT? I don't exist, remember? Stuck in your head You're stuck in my head Shut the fuck up then You're mumbling again Quit doing drugs, then Who do you love What is love Shut the fuck, up Bitch Butter What Shut WHAT UP FUCKYOU THEN *nothing* Nothing but an 8 millimeter penis, A fishing pole, half a sandwhich And some actor, I don't care who it is As long as Nothing and no one makes sense For at least A century after this The algorithm is getting different I should spin it to a record Or let one of these other niggas spit it Cause i'm frazzled as fuck and just can't handle the madness, man I got another hat to slap you with It says DUNCE on it What? No it doe— *hat slap * Don't be so fucking gullible, Asshole. Give that one to Marshall Mathers I imagined it was narrated by actors Rappers, and other masters of the craft Cause by the time I finish it I'll be dead as Fallon is I should gather up the lawers I'mma need For this class action ACTION! Wait, you mean, we're actually doing this series?? YES. Oh— FUCK. What. Everything is YES. YES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPLLLES JERRY? No, it's JASON SUDAKIS. [FALLON being FALLON] Hey look! It's– IT'S JASON SUDAKIS! Everybody! JASON SUDAKIS SHOVE IT, FALLON. I read your wiki. FALLON …did you LAUGH? JASON SUDAKUS FUCK NO. IT WAS TRAGIC. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LIFE? FALLON (Shrugs) I don't know yet, actually… I don't know how to describe how, This guy now, Is just the Overseer of everything under us, Like a cameo appearance, but— …Why is he just up there like that? Cause whatever the fuck Kesha said At the beginning of this 7 year curse Fucked up all space and time and… [Thank You] He parks the hearse with the coffin in it, he can't stop coughing And now it's public knowledge The curse was reversed With the censorship of the cursewords, The flow of the work of art known as The Festival Project Shit gets touchy, though, Nobody ever touched me With anymore Than their superstardom and own art projects I do it for the art, And just Know nobody can love me and trust me After all I've come up from And through But dude, I should just— Yo, Mr Protagonist I got a few words for you I been on my knees at the pews Confused as fuck as why God chose us To do this dumb show, Just show up , And stop smoking Switch the flow up a little, Try not to throw up, though When you blow up, OKay? Okay. Okay OKay I wanna be so pretty He sends for me I wanna spend thanksgiving in LA And Christmas in New York City Nevermind Reverse that I want it the other way I wanna see the Macy's Parade From the right place, this time With my son In my arms But I don't want no Problems I don't want no problems With the fake shaman Who hates saying he's the one that's crazy But love making games taking turquoise and sending demons after me So he says but — I've been dead since Getting stuck in the spiders web With liars and writers and high up men Who love girls half my age enough to Buy them a ticket Some hush money some lunch probably some purse or something Here Sign the NDA; And you might be famous The industry hates me Cause i can type, But almost never say it Living in fear of motorcycles and stock cars racing up my block It's tearing into my heart so much I might just have a heart attack And die, I hope Stick a serrated knife up my spine And my veins pulse Like i'm supposed to just Kill myself {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

I been telepathically programming bitches To mimick this addictive obsession with [Expletive] If anything just to hop up on his dicks in Get his attention And end his Ahem Apparently awful//awesome marriage edits in multidimensions, for the unmentionable shit that might just hit too close to home, for some What Be a parent to your son, They said I said, Hey, man I'm just a dear old dad with bad habits It's a trap, you know! You can't trust us bitches I took pictures of this bitches ass To put on top of the dead presidents Hell yes, I said Get dressed man, It isn't hygienic, All that shit we just did, Remember? I live in a trash can! (It's a dumpster but) [IT's actually really nice in here, what the fuck] Damn, alright what is that Idk #RIPJImmyFallon I was fasting like a maniac when that hashtag happened You just can't come back from that, You just can't ever Get back to the dad joke The man told. That pulled you out of that last fast, Like I did From that man whole! FLAGPOLE FLAGPOLE —what? OHFD. *OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. -The Rock And The Kite As told by Who's that guy Uh. TESTPILOT. I need some sages And stages And sages in this bitch! I need some Pages and Playlists and Paiges in this bitch It just goes On an on for days, This just gets crazy in this bitch Can't say Expletives because peacock is paying for this bitch! Nevermind, Lets just do Netflix? Pass. Amazon Prime? This costs too much for us I'll do this : every dime I own, Will go straight up your but I Is that an innuendo for ‘anal.plug' No, don't be gross! But I'm supposed to be gross (Going back and forth with Alec Baldwin) You win. Win WHAT You're the best. All your brothers are the off-awkward versions of you. *YES*. 30+ Rock ID please. Here you go. Sorry. No go. What do you mean. We're 21. I'm actually 23, but. No can do. This lounge is 30 Plus 30 PLUS? WHATTHEPLUG. Yup. Sorry kiddos. I'mfilthyDRUNK. I'm an ADULT. Pfft. That's what you think. Are you serious!? Serious as a heart attack; which, I'm at higher risk of actually having, Because I'm allowed in here. So Consider yourself lucky! PSH! I could have a heart attack if I want to! PSHH. PSHHHHHHHH. Hold your liquor, punk! I'll hold you—all night long!I —see you in like a decade! PSSSHSHUTUP. Shh. C'mon, lets go. Apparently, though According to some voice inside, He's miserable I call it insertinct* Or psychic inclinations, But perhaps that just my Hormonal fluctuations And high hopes to open up a portal And jump into some Seriously self deprecating behavior, Or some other alien shit Who the fuck can say, anyway You can't say any of these things publicly -1And actually expect to get away with them. You're just an asshole, That's a whole ass scandal waiting to happen I'll just light a candle and pray about it “God will work it out,” I said I'll just keep working out Avoiding bread, and figure out how to get out of debt Maybe crowdfunding? Somebody wake him up, yet? Nope, nothin. Mm. Poptarts. That's why I called it “The Allegory of [Redacted]” after all He's practically infinite except for That part And-1 That's that nigga! Are you sure. Fuck yeah, JIMMY FALLOn(s) Fuck you, dude. SUNNI BLU (shrugging) Whatever. All they played was Fallon in the pen, bro. Really? YeahYeah. And Sesame Street. And he even on THAT mo'fucker. Aight.Aight. you want ‘em. I got ‘em. Straight shot? Straight and clean. Aight, then. Well, alright then. [JIMMY FALLON is shot in a driveby.] “First Person Shooter” First person shooter is a live action open world game where. {BLAT} OH NO. AHAHA. Wait. The guns are REAL? The whole world's in slow motion. Nobody's supposed to know this kind of stuff, you know— Nobody's supposed to go there –I hope she doesn't post or publish this anywhere. Sure, that's what they all say, But hey, you could never love me anyway I'm on my way up I'm on my way up to Heaven Fuck this It's just this shit Over and over again All for the sake of the artform, All of up in arms, No comfort non conformist, With no money and no hopes left, Just a bunch of Too much, conscious And time on her hands Shes got One hand on the gun Underworld The other on the Trigger Which means Each hand has a gun in it Gun in it Gun in it EXT. MEXICO. DAY [Crying inconsolably in a hammock] COSMIC AVENGER (as a bird) I WILL AVENGE THIS!!!!! Man, I miss that bird, I wonder if he ever sings “I miss that girl” Gosh, he followed me everywhere I loved to hear him there, Even when I moved, He found me Must have been God in that bird Must have been God on that mountain talking some shit about Jimmy Fallon –That was a long fast. (The fucking longest) My veins, they ached At least a week, I think Some haloed being, Urging me to urgently just spill the blood for sweet relief, Wavering, I needed something Soothing, pleading Leaning in my weakness Back and forth , And that was when The fascination displayed With affection the affliction of infliction and in reflection of James turned Patrick Her turned to the successor He returned up to the surface The servitor became the alter After all and only in ever after The Procter, A doctor astonished him In neverland, somewhere beyond Asension Where the story starts and ends, Here. Oh man. This Jimmy Fallon dude is gonna fucking hate me Who is that again? I don't fucking know, honestly. Hello, John. Woah. Don't open this box. Okay. woah , this just came in crystal clear.. [A young and disheveld looking, tired young man turns on the television; Some sort of special, hosted by a popular commedienne and actress sparks his interest almost magnetically, and even seems to call to him.] Why, Hello, Jim. I'm–I'm Jim. Well, you're James. I am James! For now, actually. Well, forever, actually… Wtf is this. This is a parallel dimension, I guess, where everything that happened to me, just happens to this guy, and I'm— wait , who are you then. I'm glad you're watching this. Wait, who are you? I'm you! I–doubt that. Don't. Huh! Fuck, that's when I started wondering about– HEY. What the fuck, man. Did we ever figure out Jimmy Fallon's Skrillex? Not…yet, but… No. No. no. NO. It's not like i've tried to. You see, As they say This Fallon Is the front man for a larger operation at hand Hold onto your hat kids, Here comes the axe, Have your heads ready To get disconnected at the neck, Cause this shit gets NECK- BREAK. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Crazy. No political affiliations, ever! Your inattention to the deficit, the prerequisite Inquizitive kid, this one A wizard at this, that He waxes and waxes off, Smokes with his left hand And slaps the shit out of that oncoming diaster with his right SLAP. AaaaaaaYY. That's for–the bike incident. Okay. alright, Fallon. You win. That's fucking right, and I'm gonna keep winning. Now get your shit together. Oh. And stop calling me Fallon; My name's Patrick. What is WRONG with him (I'm doing this method) I don't think this dude is eligible to play this character at all, but i'll just dedicate it to him— He is devistatingly attractive, and apparently super-professional so, Of course They had to hire him for SNL, but also…. THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS, DOES IT? NOPE. MORE CORNBREAD? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAA YES PLEASE. his punctuality is perfect; His punchlines, astounding In actuality, he's kind of an asshole Abandoned Catholosism for entertainment It's just engrained in him to be deranged, Rearranged his images for campaigns against hatred Hey, lets save this for another lesson, Okay, kids? The worst part is I think i'm a genius The other worst part is, Nobody can read this The other worst part Is the worst part of all I got words But no money to dream with It's just sequences of sequence Beyoncé dancing with coffee The plot thins and gets thick again Cause my budget alternates between ketogenics and cost-effective carb days My neighborhood's getting worse It's covered in trash and littered with ignorant [explitive] Motorists interrupting arcadian rhythms And all i want is some dick And fried chicken I'm so tired of this The American Nightmare Could be a dream, but then i'd be Up there On stage A fast forward I been up for four days Hard working as ever In a hard hat, I'm so blazed And these days Tina Fey just says “Hey” every now and again Cause i've been obsessed With her success/or It fuckin sucks, man It came on suddenly What if i told you I've been attached to this project since the beginning When's the beginning? Uhhh, i'd say, :”get out of my head, Jimmy Fallon, you're an imaginary Psycho fucking fart created as a result of my brain collapsing after imminent death from a successful suicide?” Is that a question? It had a question mark on it for inflection. Well, inflect this: you're right. I fucking–hate you. Okay! I'm assuming you also hate yourself, And you're also Skrillex. Okay, you're only correct, because that's entirely accurate, And also, you're Jesse Eiseinberg. Okay. OKay. OKAY? OKAY. Fuck, I hate you. I fucking hate you. MEANWHILE, Everyone's Grammy Awards begin projecting strange messages to its recipients. What the fuck, dog. The more of them you have… [ L E G E N D S ] What if Kurt Cobain Kept you up at night, screaming “Let me out” But you don't know how So you turn on the tube, Just, Kind of confused Just to do what you do The truth, it alludes you Don't even know who this dude is, But he's cute Don't need this stupid music Would you just Shut up Let me shoot up some drugs Stuff some straws up my nose, Because I am the Walrus Fuck! If i run out of smoke I can choke on some dramamine, I think i found the first mouse After that kid Left my house in a stretcher Left my house in a stretcher! So what happens after OWSLA shapeshifts into Jimmy Fallon And makes him the master of ceremonies In the tragic conflict of interest— Which happens to be The Festival Project Cause nobody wants to understand or polish this Abolishment of slavery? “Amen” She keeps praying “Amen” He keeps playing his game Okay, kids This hatred that's been described as “mental illness” Up until (When?) —Is actually just poverty and inequality Building up in all of us It's just distrust and lust buddy, Get out of the spin for a minute But if I did, I wouldn't finish it However What's an end to Infinite? —Nothin. WAYWAYEXT. NOTHING. NEVER. Pass the butter. Pass the WHAT What is “butter” What is WHAT? SHUT UP. Shut Up WHAT? I don't exist, remember? Stuck in your head You're stuck in my head Shut the fuck up then You're mumbling again Quit doing drugs, then Who do you love What is love Shut the fuck, up Bitch Butter What Shut WHAT UP FUCKYOU THEN *nothing* Nothing but an 8 millimeter penis, A fishing pole, half a sandwhich And some actor, I don't care who it is As long as Nothing and no one makes sense For at least A century after this The algorithm is getting different I should spin it to a record Or let one of these other niggas spit it Cause i'm frazzled as fuck and just can't handle the madness, man I got another hat to slap you with It says DUNCE on it What? No it doe— *hat slap * Don't be so fucking gullible, Asshole. Give that one to Marshall Mathers I imagined it was narrated by actors Rappers, and other masters of the craft Cause by the time I finish it I'll be dead as Fallon is I should gather up the lawers I'mma need For this class action ACTION! Wait, you mean, we're actually doing this series?? YES. Oh— FUCK. What. Everything is YES. YES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPLLLES JERRY? No, it's JASON SUDAKIS. [FALLON being FALLON] Hey look! It's– IT'S JASON SUDAKIS! Everybody! JASON SUDAKIS SHOVE IT, FALLON. I read your wiki. FALLON …did you LAUGH? JASON SUDAKUS FUCK NO. IT WAS TRAGIC. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LIFE? FALLON (Shrugs) I don't know yet, actually… I don't know how to describe how, This guy now, Is just the Overseer of everything under us, Like a cameo appearance, but— …Why is he just up there like that? Cause whatever the fuck Kesha said At the beginning of this 7 year curse Fucked up all space and time and… [Thank You] He parks the hearse with the coffin in it, he can't stop coughing And now it's public knowledge The curse was reversed With the censorship of the cursewords, The flow of the work of art known as The Festival Project Shit gets touchy, though, Nobody ever touched me With anymore Than their superstardom and own art projects I do it for the art, And just Know nobody can love me and trust me After all I've come up from And through But dude, I should just— Yo, Mr Protagonist I got a few words for you I been on my knees at the pews Confused as fuck as why God chose us To do this dumb show, Just show up , And stop smoking Switch the flow up a little, Try not to throw up, though When you blow up, OKay? Okay. Okay OKay I wanna be so pretty He sends for me I wanna spend thanksgiving in LA And Christmas in New York City Nevermind Reverse that I want it the other way I wanna see the Macy's Parade From the right place, this time With my son In my arms But I don't want no Problems I don't want no problems With the fake shaman Who hates saying he's the one that's crazy But love making games taking turquoise and sending demons after me So he says but — I've been dead since Getting stuck in the spiders web With liars and writers and high up men Who love girls half my age enough to Buy them a ticket Some hush money some lunch probably some purse or something Here Sign the NDA; And you might be famous The industry hates me Cause i can type, But almost never say it Living in fear of motorcycles and stock cars racing up my block It's tearing into my heart so much I might just have a heart attack And die, I hope Stick a serrated knife up my spine And my veins pulse Like i'm supposed to just Kill myself {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

Paige Penrose champion trail runner, environmental advocate and college athlete. Paige didn't grow up a natural athlete and so her journey into trail running and competing at a high level is both refreshing and inspirational. She shares how as a kid running didn't appeal to her and had no idea it was a sport you could pursue outside of highschool. We discuss; Paiges upbringing, her competitive nature + trails walks with her dad as a kid Involvement with ‘For Wild Places' + environmental advocacy in sport Dealing with setbacks, bones stress, mental health + ‘fighting forward' Insight into the life of a college athlete at University of Nevada - weekly running mileage, workouts, cross training and strength work It was a wonderful chat and we know you're going to love it. You can find Paige on her instagram @paigepenrose_ Use our code TAILWINDSTRONG at ⁠www.tailwindnutrition.com.au⁠ for 15% off Tailwind's premium Hydration and Rebuild products! Use our code STRONGERSTRIDE for 15% off Vivobarefoot shoes at ⁠www.solemechanics.com.au⁠  TSSP X

Come Join Paige, AkA PaigesOfHorror, and I, as we get into Some fun CoNvo about Paiges crazy paranormal stories.. & also Movies Talks , and some Fun Q&A. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rhofh/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rhofh/support

In this episode of CATKC, Paige and I do our first video podcast (so please bare with us)! We talk about Paiges move to Chicago, we reintroduce our CFT's, and go over a new segment, we and millions of other people like to call, Am I the asshole? Tune in, but do it alone cuz we get pretty raunchy this time.

Paige Rolli is an entrepreneurial, courageous soul working as a holistic business mentor. At 25 she made the decision to move from the US to Berlin without knowing what to expect. Her journey led from coworking, to freelancing, to becoming self employed during covid. In her work Paige helps people pursue their dreams and go after their calling. In this episode we uncover:✷ What “Holistic Business Mentor” means✷ How it led Paige to become self employed during covid✷ Why it is important to build baby muscles ✷ What tapping in to the heart meansI loved talking to Paige and listening to her story. I hope this conversation inspires you to tap back into your heart. You find Paiges work and Your Lightspace here

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- Mish gets The Young Bucks book as a "gift"- Paige posts her "questionable" doctors note online- Joe and Mish recap Brit Baker and Paiges promo from AEW Dynamite- Bringing a machine gun to a pillow fight- R Truth injured- Nikki Cross breaks the 24-7 title- DAVE SCHERER (pwinsider) writes a profound article detailing a lot of inconsistencies about the AEW investigation- Why Theory isn't buried, and how supposedly "buried" talents are doing better now than before- The future of "big men wrestling"- Next weekend is AEWs 7 hour show. ugh.Support Wrestling Soup on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wrestlingsoupSOCIAL CHANNELS ʕ̡̢̡ʘ̅͟͜͡ʘ̲̅ʔ̢̡̢Twitter: https://twitter.com/WrestlingSoupInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/wrestlingsoup/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WrestlingSoup/Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/wrestlingsoup

This week we discuss all the brazers on Bravo, the Winter House drama and who's side we are on, Craig and Paiges' likability decline, Craig vs Luke, Craig as a lawyer, Kathryn's comment about Whitney in the final episode of Southern Charm, Heather vs Whitney in SLC, Meredith Merch Marks, the amazing shadiness in Potomac, Candiace's great 4th wall moment, Wendy's hot mic moment, Gizelle vs Chris, Garcelle's book moment during the Beverly Hills reunion, the BravoCon WWHL episodes, Luke and Ashley, the things we want to take back and the new shows we watched. Thanks for listening! Love ya, baby, bye!

Yoga and mediation are incredibly impactful tools to support the reconnection of our minds and bodies. Yoga therapist Paige Lichens joins us in today's episode to discuss incorporating yoga into our lives and how yoga helps those coping with anxiety, trauma, and grief. Paige also shared some amazing sleep health tips! To learn more about Paige - https://www.paigesyoga.com Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/paigesyoga Twitter - https://twitter.com/paigesyoga TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@paigesyoga Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/paigesyoga/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/PaigesYoga My YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC60mbp768jckvh5JV52gNDA Daily Mental Health Check-Ins - https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbyhope04 Thank you for listening

The Boss still wont hook us up!On this Tuesdays jam packed episode of BLR...Pappa J, Zmunny & Late go over why they are so weird and why cait has a problem with Paiges teacher. The boy then try some snack and rate them with their knowledge of at least 770 different snacks. They do a segment called NOSTALGIA!!! and round the show of with some booger, shit pants fun!Check out @IZWwrestlingaz on Facebook!

On this episode we learn that two Paige's are better than one! Paige chats with Paige Elizabeth, an art therapist and artist. She discusses balancing being a full time artist, business owner, professional art therapist, and her own person. "Therapy is meant to challenge your views," states Paige, as she speaks on the role of a therapist. She also points out the growing number of people who are becoming more open to speaking about their mental health struggles.Check out these links!Paige Elizabeth Studio (Website) - https://paigeelizabethstudio.bigcartel.com/category/prints Paige Elizabeth Studio (Instagram) - https://www.instagram.com/paigeelizabethstudio/?hl=en Paige Elizabeth Studio (Etsy) - https://www.etsy.com/shop/PaigeElizabethStudio

On this weeks episode of The Genius Podcast host Karen Doyle is joined by Paige Rien. Paige runs her own design consultancy and she is the author of the book Revived and Renovated: real life conversations on the intersection of home, faith and everything in between. Paige explores the parallels of the work we do in our homes and our souls. After decades of spiritual seeking, Paige came into the Catholic Church in 2017 and is passionate about having open, frank, practical conversations about faith. Find out more about Paiges book Revived and Renovated https://www.revivedandrenovated.com/ (here ). Follow us on: Instagram genius_project_daily You can watch the live recording onhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEcZIVVQzAPhOyCnI9T_s3w ( The Genius Project YouTube Channel. ) Find out more about Catholic coaching for Catholic women https://choicez.clickfunnels.com/optin5wjqi6t5 (here. ) Purchase your copy of the Metanoia Catholic journal https://cf.geniusproject.co/journal-2022 (here. )

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In this episode Brenda and Julia are joined by Registered Dietician Paige Heiden to get real and raw on learning the science behind nutrition and improving our relationship with food especially over a social summer! We talk: -Paige finding her passion for nutrition -Networking and following your own path -What is "Flexible Dieting" -Where to start with health goals -Figuring out and approach that's right for you -Top tips for maintaining goals during extra social seasons and vacations -Vacation eating tips -Learning what is behind a craving and how to navigate it -Water intake & the plain old conundrum that Julia ate too many chips this past weekend! ♡ Paige on instagram: @Paiges_plates ♡ Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rawring-twenties-podcast/id1494981855 ♡ Subscribe to RAWring Twenties on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqIjQO1tys3_U-aaHYkHUuA Check out our website and shop the new merchandise: ♡ www.rawringtwentiespodcast.com Contact #R20 Squad! ♡Email: RAWringtwentiespodcast@gmail.com ♡Instagram: @rawringtwentiespodcast Host personal pages: ♡Brenda @balancewithbrenda, @officialbrendaa ♡Julia @Julia_tolchin

This week we discuss the drama on Summer House, f*ck boy behavior, Paiges' vibe now that she is with Craig, we are still loving Andrea, “reformed” f-boys, Lindsey vs Ciara vs Austen, our thoughts on the Marg, OC has more going on on twitter than on the show, and our many ideas for rebooting the shows! Thanks for listening! Love ya, baby, BYE!

On this weeks episode we chat about Ayurveda in autumn, discussing some simple way you can better support yourself during this season. We chat about the following: Following the cycles of nature Doshas & times of day Doshas & times of year Doshas & times of life Current time of year - Autumn/vata season How can we support ourselves during autumn? Plus you will hear all about Paiges upcoming workshop Ayurveda in Autumn. If you're interested, book here: https://omsom.yoga/ayurveda-in-autumn Hari Om, Aaron & Paige --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/omsomyoga/message

Hey Action Takers! This week I have Lawyer Paige Hulse on the Podcast with me sharing some of her creative work and background in Law to help bridge the gap for creatives that are wanting to protect their creative ventures and have no idea where to start. I don't know about you but reading contracts gives me anxiety lol. I love Paiges approach, story and big HEART that she shares in helping us to understand and break down these concepts but even more so her willingness to share her courage and faith journey and how she as a creative AND running a law firm she started and additionally a creative law shop is in your shoes! She gives such an authentic deep dive into so many topics such as protecting and building a legacy, entrepreneurial spirit and courage. You wont want to miss this one! Paige Hulse is an attorney and business owner who focuses on bridging the gap between creative business owners and the legal world. After working as a contract litigator by dayand practicing her creative outlet, calligraphy, by night, she followed in the footsteps of her entrepreneurial family and now merges the two together. To help make the law more accessible for creatives, she runs both the Creative Law Shop, a one-stop legal template shop, and her lawn firm, Paige Hulse Law.Connect with Paige below-Use the code "Courage10" for 10% off any of Paiges services in her creative law shop so you can protect whats yours. Business Name: Creative Law Shop® & Paige Hulse LawRole In The Business: Founder & lead attorneyEmail Address: hello@shopcreativelaw.comBusiness Website: https://www.shopcreativelaw.com/Personal Website/Blog (optional): https://paigehulse.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/creativelawshop/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/creativelawshop/ & https://www.instagram.com/paige.hulse/ & https://www.instagram.com/paige.hulse.law/Join our free and fun community by searching on Facebook "Faith Led Women taking action on their dreams" or copy and paste this link into your browser https://www.facebook.com/groups/275631504657791/?ref=shareSee you next time!

In this episode, Paige Martinez joins Sarafina Sachetti in breaking the stigma around mental health and suicide. They chat about the stigma, how we can spread awareness about mental health, how you can help yourself and your loved ones who struggle with mental health, and Paiges experience with loss from suicide. They make this subject and easy one to talk about while breaking the stigma around it. Follow us on social media! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/seethechange.podcast/ Sarafina's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sarafinasachetti/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/seethechange.podcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sarafina-sachetti/support

In this episode I had the delight to talk with the heavily pregnant Paige Wierenga.  By the time this episode is published Paige will have had her baby boy :) Paiges love of running is infectious!  She credits her parents with getting her started running and her dad for giving her some friend competition! Does Paige think she'll keep running after she's had her baby?  You bet! :)   A running tip from Paige - “Don't over think it - just get started.” https://fitmindfitbody.co/podcast/ 

Yup, there's two Paiges on the show today, and they chat about the powerful healings that the Lord is bringing to 2021!

Paige Willis is a full time student, barista at Starbucks while also pursuing a career as a musician and released her very first single “Does She Know Me” last fall. As well as pursuing music she is working towards a degree in theater with a minor in psychology. She's had a some great accomplishments but the most recent one she can check off her list is surviving brain surgery! We will discuss her diagnosis of Chiari Malformation, a condition in which brain tissue extends into your spinal canal. It occurs when part of your skull is abnormally small or misshapen, pressing on your brain and forcing it downward. How she discovered through genetics that she had the CM type l. And her experience and recovery from decompression surgery. Paiges instagram Paiges new single This ill only hurt a little links: Facebook Twitter TikTok Music by: Alexis Tenney --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/claire-scattini/support

- the snow, all the snow- Paiges brand-new old music video- another lost episode- the food pyramid- if the world has no taste would we eat?- Nattie unhappy with a FOX meme- WWE hiring anyone and everyone, how many does Vince know?- Younger generation of wrestling is failing- Elimination Chamber predictionsEMAIL: wrestlingsoup.com@gmail.comPATREON: https://www.patreon.com/wrestlingsoupSUBSCRIBE TO WRESTLING SOUP:https://lnk.to/2FccDtFOLLOW:Wrestling Soup: https://twitter.com/WrestlingSoupand visit the website: http://wrestlingsoup.com

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Tony Moore, Michael Mattes and guest host Tami Goveia discuss this week's episode of Days of Our Lives....plus Lindsay Arnold (Allie Horton) joins in to discuss her storyline thus far.This week we dish on the continuing battle of who gets Allie’s baby-Nicole or Sami. An argument with Sami sends John to the hospital and his fate is uncertain. Ben continues to fight his demons-Vincent and Eve-who have a plan for Ben and Ciara on the anniversary of Paiges death. Will and Sonny announce they’re leaving Salem, and the Dimera house is full of conflict between Gabi, Gwen, Jake and Chad. Follow Dishin’ Days:Instagram: @dishindaysTwitter: @_dishindaysFacebook: Dishin’ Days

Paige Stuart is an entrepreneur, speaker, coach and soon to be published author of the title “The Boss Babe Blueprint: 5 Elements to Ignite Your Inner Fire and Live a Life you Love.” Paige is founder of The Ignited Life: a coaching company dedicated to empowering her clients to live a fulfilling and meaningful life. Join us for a fun conversation on Paiges background and her plans for 2021 and beyonf

Join into the latest episode of the C.R.E.W. Love Podcast "Where Happy Hour meets Radio" with Big Tip, Billy "T" Williams, and special guest host, Tristen Paige. Tristen Paige enlightens us with her non-profit organization "Turning Paiges" (@turningpaiges_). Join us as we dive into our Presidential Recap, T's serious question, and more! Vibe with us! http://www.turningpaiges.com/@tristenpaige@turningpaiges_

Mac Lowe is back this week, as we review Hell In A Cell & Young Baca basks in his glory as he settles up with Kwency & Brian for his flawless #HIAC predictions. Mac also reminds us why climbing to the top of the cell is NEVER a good idea, before we praise the amazing storytelling from Roman Reigns, Jey Uso & Jimmy Uso. Next Baca (ONCE AGAIN) buries Wrestle Talk as he claims criticizing WWE's product is the current trend, & we debate whether the overall responsibility falls on WWE's shoulders to produce a great weekly show or if it is the fan's fault for expecting too much every week. We also discuss WWE changing Matt Riddle's name, Paiges latst statement regarding WWE's third-party policy, the possibility of The Fiend changing Sami Zayn back to El Generico before pitching a Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn feud for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Plus we talk Naomi possibly joining The Hurt Business, debate which stable has done more to elevate their members between The Hurt Business & The Inner Circle & Young Baca has a brand new poster of LeBron James & more!! Thanks for watching, support us by following our social media below, and hit the subscribe button to stay notified on all new videos and episode releases. _______________________________________ Please follow us on social media: IG: @flowrestlingshow Twitter: @flowrestlingpod

Episode 28: Paige Heiden | An interview with RD2BE and founder of @Paiges_Plates Show Notes: On this episode of the Alix Turoff Nutrition podcast, Alix sits down with Paige Heiden from the popular instagram account @Paiges_Plates. Paige started Paige’s Plates in 2017 as a platform dedicated to her passion for nutrition and a place to share her knowledge and enthusiasm for living a happy and healthy life.  Paige is currently a graduate student and a soon-to-be Registered Dietitian. On this episode of the podcast, we discussed her “why” behind going into the nutrition field, her history with competitive athletics and restrictive dieting and how her message has changed over time. To learn more about Paige: Connect with her on instagram at @Paiges_Plates Use her code PaigesPlates for your own Snack Magic box Purchase her cocktail e-book (100% of proceeds will be donated to The Black Women’s Health Initiative) Resources: Apply for Alix’s 12 week group coaching program Apply for Alix’s 1:1 coaching program Follow Alix on Instagram  Join Alix’s private Facebook group Download your FREE Happy Hour Survival Guide Buy Alix’s book on Amazon Shop my favorite products on Amazon Contact Alix via email   Be sure you’re subscribed to this podcast to automatically receive your episodes!!!  If you enjoyed today’s episode, I’d love it if you would take a minute to leave a rating and review!Subscribe to The Alix Turoff Nutrition Podcast Discount Codes: Built Bar: Use the code ALIX10 for 10% off your order

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On this weeks episode of the CSZ Podcast, Jeremy, Shawn, Sam, Joey and Higgy review the week in Cardinal Athletics from the amazing Jamon Brown Foundation Studios! Today the squad welcomed in their guest, Paige Sherrard. The gang talks about the wins for the Cards va Clemson and GT, The women's victories and cover live the passing of Kobe Bryant as the news broke while we were recording. Paige does a great job with her T-F and we cover the huge weekend in football recruiting. You don't want to miss it! The CSZ Podcast is brought to you by 4 Pegs Beer Lounge, Rimtyme and Advertising Solutions.Follow us on Twitter at:@Jeremy_CSZ@JB_The_GREAT_68 @lvilleshawn@joewahman526@baseboy124@PaigeS_502 @iamthehiggy

In this interview with Paige Mathison, we dive into her experience as a psychiatric nurse, covering suicide, mania and self sabotage. Paiges comedic side naturally shines through as she shares her perspectives on checking in with yourself, kindness and many other amazing things! Find Paige: Check out her upcoming show on January 24th, 2020 at 9pm at Dakoda's Comedy Lounge. Call Dakoda's to reserve seats before the date! Facebook: A Comedy Paige Instagram: @p41ge or @apagefrompaige

The hags sat down for a meeting. "I think it's time we talk about fanfic," Casey said excitedly. "Cool, as long as we're not making fun of fanfic," Paige exclaimed knowingly. "Because we love fanfic and we read A LOT of it," Gaby murmured loudly. Clark said nothing. "Of course. I thought we could talk about the terminology, it's impact on Harry Potter, and we'll read some aloud. It will be a chill," Casey commanded studiously. "What will we read?" Paige and Gaby wondered. "How about "Thirty H's" posted by Jack Fields under the account Secondpillow, and Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles." The poster is proudhousewife, but we know her as Grace Ann. Both seem like heavy satires." Paiges cat jumped on their table and they all celebrated and read fanfic for their amazing listeners. Fanfics: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Nick's Links (From his account page): http://www.youtube.com/user/doctorbeaumonte Follow us! Twitter: https://twitter.com/nonsensenargles Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nonsensenargles/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nonsensenargles/ Donate! https://www.patreon.com/narglesandothernonsense Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB8bOkgHYVYNc8jqX2eAMXQ

This week, we sat down with Paige's parents: Jamey and Karen! We were lucky enough to have them in town for the 4th of July weekend so, naturally, we brought them into the studio to tell their story. These two are as charming as always as they painted the picture that is their history and touched on some details that even Paige didn't know about! Other topics included the "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" trilogy, butchering, animal control and, most importantly, what elements go into a marriage that can last 32+ years. Follow Paige and Sam at @paigeandsamplanawedding Email them at paigeandsamplanawedding@gmail.com Visit their website www.paigeandsamplanawedding.com

NEW EPISODE! We changed it up for the 11th episode! One of my soul sisters Paige wanted to interview me so that all you folks who are listening can get to know me a bit better. I thought Paiges idea was rad and was eager to try something knew. At first I was nervous because I am used to being the one asking questions, not being asked myself. However, thankfully with Paige’s calm energy and our soul connection I felt right at home. It was awesome to be on the other side of the table this time as it provided me the opportunity to share my story and for a container for Paige and I to connect on a deeper level. This episode really taught me how rich a conversation can be when you have each others undivided attention and create a safe container to explore and share together. Listen and subscribe to get to know your host a bit more

Paige Smathers, RDN, CD is a registered dietitian nutritionist in private practice and host of the Nutrition Matters Podcast whose work revolves around helping people heal their relationships with food and their body. She specializes in chronic dieting, addiction recovery nutrition, eating disorders and family feeding dynamics. In her spare time, she can be found exploring the outdoors and making delicious food with her husband, two young daughters and her dog named Boone. She is the owner of Positive Nutrition™, which provides individual nutrition therapy, online courses, and mentorship and coaching for professionals. Follow her on Instagram @paigesmathersrd and Facebook www.facebook.com/paigesmathersrd for more food for thought, links in show notes. Paiges website is www.positive-nutrition.com   Our sponsor for today is The Weight Neutral for Diabetes Care Symposium.  Check out the website to register! www.wn4dcsymposium.com   Look at our Teespring Store!  teespring.com/stores/the-bandd Find Kori at www.mindfuleatingwithkori.com Find Lori at www.unapologeticallymerd.com 

Paige Ewing, the voice and storyteller behind Paiges of Life, introduces herself to you and the four topics she will address every month on her podcast.  Get to know her personally and connect with this wife of 13 years, mom of 2 girls, owner of multiple businesses, and seeker of joy amidst the grief.  She's no expert in life, but she does have the credentials to verify that life is not a story book.  Behind her honest and relatable stories, she offers a unique and Godly perspective on how to rise above and move forward, no matter what you're going through. Her candid real life stories will leave you feeling like you're not the only one dealing with the crazy chaos that life throws at you.  Come on in and grab a seat next to Paige as she becomes your new best friend. 

The Tailgate - Feeling A DraftWhat a week for Sooners at the Next Level. It started on Monday with Paige Lowary, Paige Parker, and Nicole Pendley getting drafted in the NPF Draft. And last night, Baker Mayfield became the 4th Sooner to be taken #1 overall in the NFL Draft.We re-cap the night for Baker and project some landing spots for Ogbo, Mark Andrews, Dmitri Flowers, and Orlando Brown Jr.Plus we hear from the two Paiges and Nicole Pendley on the excitement of the next level.

It was 7 years ago this week when Toby Rowland was hired as the Voice of the Oklahoma Sooners. TRow reflects on that week and gives us incredible perspective on the career of Trae Young and also looks ahead to 2018-19 Sooner HoopsPlus... OU has won 16 straight in Softball and Associate Head Coach Melyssa Lombardi talks Paiges, Parkers, and all things pitching.

Hanging on a Friday night and recapping a very confusing week on TV. Survivor Series. Paiges return. 5 women from NXT debut. Plus whatever else comes up on this short week. Follow us on all Social Media outlets: @tsswrestling on Instagram and Twitter Facebook.com/tsswrestling for our weekly LIVE streams Shoot us an email at thesundayshoot@gmail.com

The TDM podcast talks Drakes new album, WWE superstar Paiges nudes getting leaked, Trumps twitter fingers and much more in the kick off episode to the (kind of) brand new podcast. Don't forget that if you want to hear the show the second it drops, tune into premosounds.com 8 am PST.

Once again, it's time for some insanity! This time though, a bit more than usual. It's Paige's birthday! Nik & Paige celebrate by taking a day off and telling funny stories about all the pranks they did together as kids. Stay tuned next week for an episode on doing what's right for your in your walk with Endo! to get in touch with Nik & Paige: www.uterusduderus.com Paige@uterusduderus.com Nik@uterusduderus.com