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Once US small business owner, now living in Nicaragua. Own a sailboat charter biz. Listen to get a taste of life from a gringo\'s perspective living in San Juan del Sur, Nica. NicaSailandSurf@gmail.com

Brandon H


    • May 15, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 46m AVG DURATION
    • 164 EPISODES


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    Don't Sue Me Bro Links Below!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 0:40


    Email me with issues: BrandonTheHarper@gmail.com Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5aPLUdPCNNnTHk4LatvAns   Apple / iOS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-sue-me-bro-with-brandon-harper/id1687756252   Spotify For Podcasters https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dontsuemebro        

    Calling it quits!, The end of an era, progression of rocket engines, Broken planes and hearts, Pickles on the side, Gasoline air freshener, uppity TSA flunky.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 52:57


    Calling it quits!, The end of an era, progression of rocket engines, Broken planes and hearts, Pickles on the side, Gasoline air freshener, uppity TSA flunky.

    Sour about airlines AGAIN, REALLY still covid testing??!?!?!, Tax jacking, credit cards and passwords are archaic, The drastic changes in children interests, Biden is gonna go for round 2!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2023 60:01


    Ramblings, hollering and calamities about: Sour about airlines AGAIN,  REALLY still covid testing??!?!?!, Tax jacking, credit cards and passwords are archaic, The drastic changes in children interests, Biden is gonna go for round 2!

    Inefficient Dr Offices, Space X to the moon!, Rocket math, Chat GPT for president.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2023 78:58


    You can be offended all you want to.  But don't blame me, blame yourself. 

    Rollover funds, time wasters R Us, deadlines are lines in the sand, we only respect non western cultures, Recycling is a scam, Biden is mushy brained on Easter AGAIN,

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2023 60:35


    Rollover funds, time wasters R Us, deadlines are lines in the sand, we only respect non western cultures, Recycling is a scam, Biden is mushy brained on Easter AGAIN, muslims be sexist.  

    The future of unacceptability, mask disclaimers on planes, I can say that because I'm from there, Ping and Poutine, Where's the sympathizers?, In the Bening-ing.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 65:46


    The future of unacceptability, mask disclaimers on planes, I can say that because I'm from there, Ping and Poutine, Where's the sympathizers?, In the Bening-ing.

    Air travel is torturous, I love drunkards on planes, is segregation by choice okay?, Golden nugget, banks are collapsing like a fat guy on a banquet chair.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 79:47


    Air travel is torturous, I love drunkards on planes, is segregation by choice okay?, Golden nugget, banks are collapsing like a fat guy on a banquet chair.

    2/26/23 - Bastardization of words, Don Lemon, Biden best communicator in Whitehouse, Dirty Laundry, wheel chair dog fights, shoplifting with babies.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 67:09


    Bastardization of words, Don Lemon, Biden best communicator in Whitehouse, Dirty Laundry, wheel chair dog fights, shoplifting with babies.

    50 years and nothing bro? Dianne Frankenstein will be 90, NORAD confused KJP, Gubmint refuses new technology, Trumpian Flip Flop, Barber shop dynamics, Junk drawers are brain X-rays.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2023 70:35


    50 years and nothing bro? Dianne Frankenstein will be 90, NORAD confused KJP, Gubmint refuses new technology, Trumpian Flip Flop, Barber shop dynamics, Junk drawers are brain X-rays. 

    Grammys are dumb, AI is taking over - be ready, Who is whoopsie Goldberg?, I want to live in fear, Redeeming qualities, Eggconomics, creepy dough marbles.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 79:39


    Grammys are dumb, AI is taking over - be ready, Who is whoopsie Goldberg?, I want to live in fear, Redeeming qualities, Eggconomics, creepy dough marbles.

    Tribalism at its finest, Climate Change Schimate Change, Anti Antivaxxer update, Biden literally lying, Government websites SUCCCKKKK

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 58:55


    Tribalism at its finest, Climate Change Schimate Change, Anti Antivaxxer update, Biden literally lying, Government websites SUCCCKKKK

    Why are politicians robots, Lindsay Scam, Ukraine is corrupt, Biden has it under control, MSM Pfizer, World View Test, Corpse Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 72:22


    Why are politicians robots, Lindsay Scam, Ukraine is corrupt, Biden has it under control, MSM Pfizer, World View Test, Corpse Killer

    Be the best at whatever your do. Biden Babble, Biden botches Happy Birthday song, Twitter = Kindergarteners, Bingo Night, What is a leader?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 65:52


    Be the best at whatever your do.  Biden Babble, Biden botches Happy Birthday song, Twitter = Kindergarteners, Bingo Night, What is a leader?

    I Heart autist billionaires, Firewood Guy, When do you pull the trigger?, Angry Rib Guy, Kyle Griftenhouse, don't lack empathy, encourage opinion sharing.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 59:43


    I Heart autist billionaires, Firewood Guy, When do you pull the trigger?, Angry Rib Guy, Kyle Griftenhouse, don't lack empathy, encourage opinion sharing.

    HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, Screaming at people, Biden tryna talk, Oscar Meyer Weiners, Got AI?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 58:01


    HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, Screaming at people, Biden tryna talk, Oscar Meyer Weiners, Got AI?

    Creepy Dough, You're Fired, Andrew Tater Tot, SBF will walk, Ukraine orgy of corruption, Twitter Spaces, Government transparency

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 60:42


    Creepy Dough, You're Fired, Andrew Tater Tot, SBF will walk, Ukraine orgy of corruption, Twitter Spaces, Government transparency

    Necessity is the driver of innovation, Zelensky Fundraising, You can't score happiness, Racism in a restaurant, China is failing miserably at covid.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 45:44


    Necessity is the driver of innovation,  Zelensky Fundraising, You can't score happiness, Racism in a restaurant, China is failing miserably at covid.

    12/18/22 - Bad Plumbers, MASK UPDATE, Brilliant branding, Bohemian Rhapsody, Special caller, Biden Babble, no - you can not have my guns

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 49:47


    Bad Plumbers, MASK UPDATE, Brilliant branding, Bohemian Rhapsody, Special caller, Biden Babble, no - you can not have my guns

    You're Not The Boss of Us!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2022 59:13


    Statistical discomfort, Nano NoNo Biden babble, More Twitter insight, Chamir's introductory appearance, we can joke about whatever we want, you're not the joke boss.

    FREE SPEECH BICHEZZZZZZ

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 63:56


    FREE SPEECH, Nothing ever happens to these people, Elon is creating a culture shift, why do some people like free things so much?, Racism without violence is an opinion.

    What a 10% GDP drop might look like. We missed the mark on regulations. China be wildin out. 4 generations of observations.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 57:54


    What a 10% GDP drop might look like.  We missed the mark on regulations.  China be wildin out.  4 generations of observations.

    FTX Update, Big Tech is about to shrink, Twitter status, Mattress Mack vs Joe Biden

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2022 74:04


    FTX Update, Big Tech is about to shrink, Twitter status, Mattress Mack vs Joe Biden

    11/13/22 THE END OF THE WORLD, the mid term erections, Beto blew it all, Crypto is DEAD!, Welcome to Sam Bankman Scam-land, FTX mushroom cloud

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2022 70:05


    11/13/22 THE END OF THE WORLD, the mid term erections, Beto blew it all, Crypto is DEAD!, Welcome to Sam Bankman Scam-land, FTX mushroom cloud

    The candy industry, Biden is lying and confused yet again. Biden puts them in chains. DO NOT VOTE if……. We are owned by “them”. Even satire hurts their feelings.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 64:24


    The candy industry, Biden is lying and confused yet again.  Biden puts them in chains.  DO NOT VOTE if……. We are owned by “them”.  Even satire hurts their feelings.   Come on Eileen  Bad and Boujee 

    10/30/22 Why big gov wants to control Big Tech, The true meaning of conspiracy theories. Politics is no longer limited to politicians. Why people like Trump so much. WHAT IS WOKE?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2022 55:08


    Why big gov wants to control Big Tech, The true meaning of conspiracy theories.  Politics is no longer limited to politicians.  Why people like Trump so much.  WHAT IS WOKE?   Go GATAH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A&t=149s

    Kayne is my new _______.  Powerful people twitter fight, what could go wrong? We're being controlled by the media - PROOF. Ethnicity on ballots?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2022 39:36


    Kayne is my new _______.  Powerful people twitter fight, what could go wrong? We're being controlled by the media - PROOF.  Lets put ethnicity on ballots. Biden is truly sorry.  Latarian Milton for president.

    Biden Babbles about dead people, Jill Biden, Who exploded the pipe?, Puoutine do be hatin USA, Price controls lead to shortages, Payday candy bar changing name. Billion, million, trillion, billion

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 67:13


    Biden Babbles about dead people, Jill Biden, Who exploded the pipe?, Puoutine do be hatin USA, Price controls lead to shortages, Payday candy bar changing name.  Billion, million, trillion, billion

    Whole White Baby, Dollar Milkshake Theory, Janet Yellen, Collapsing currencies, that's my data fool!, Biden can't talk, its okay to laugh,

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2022 79:57


    Whole White Baby, Dollar Milkshake Theory, Janet Yellen, Collapsing currencies, that's my data fool!, Biden can't talk, its okay to laugh.  FREE DONNA GOODEAU

    Lets get physical, The Queen and 9/11, Banking as we know it is archaic. Here's why you can't start and stop the economy. Martha's Vineyard's newest residents. PredictIT is dead.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 72:27


    Lets get physical, The Queen and 9/11, Banking as we know it is archaic.  Here's why you can't start and stop the economy.  Martha's Vineyard's newest residents.  PredictIT is dead.   Bitcoin vs idiots.  Cyber warfare. 

    Price Controls, Lyin Biden the Pedo, Dopey Dads, Raise your kids to make decisions, Nordstrom 1 pipeline, welcome to clown town, We gotta learn.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 73:45


    Price Controls, Lyin Biden the Pedo, Dopey Dads, Raise your kids to make decisions, Nordstrom 1 pipeline, welcome to clown town, We gotta learn.

    Biden Bashing, More Biden Bashing, Unpopular opinions about climate change and “giving back”. Al Green thinks polar bears are drowning. More Biden bashing, Pelosi is the best stock trader ever.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 57:37


    Biden Bashing, More Biden Bashing, Unpopular opinions about climate change and “giving back”.  Al Green thinks polar bears are drowning.  More Biden bashing, Pelosi is the best stock trader ever. 

    College Loan Debacle, The Boomer Bust is coming, The actual cause of inflation, Solyndra scammed us all, We never learn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 64:47


    College Loan Debacle, The Boomer Bust is coming, The actual cause of inflation, Solyndra scammed us all, We never learn 

    8/21/22 - Don't accuse me of that, Biden Babble, Aliens, Ya'll don't be patient!, trust scientists but not economists, Zuckerberg is a liar, we're not as dumb as they think we are

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2022 50:54


    8/21/22 - Don't accuse me of that, Biden Babble, Ya'll don't be patient!, trust scientists but not economists, Zuckerberg is a liar, we're not as dumb as they think we are.

    Inflation increase act, muslim hate crimes, we don't ”need more ________ people”, USA hotel breakfasts, political warfare, the model T and other nonesnsical ramblings

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 51:43


    Inflation increase act, muslim hate crimes, we don't "need more ________ people", USA hotel breakfasts, political warfare, the model T and other nonesnsical ramblings

    My titles aren't Cringe!, changing Econ definitions, Select the crosswalks, BEEF FEST 2022, What is hedging?, Dogs in harnesses tells me all I need to know about the owners.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 57:08


    My titles aren't Cringe!, changing Econ definitions, Select the crosswalks, BEEF FEST 2022, What is hedging?, Dogs in harnesses tells me all I need to know about the owners. 

    Inflation Deep Dive, CNN blows it, Beta O Rourke, Biden has cancer, Crypto talk, NO DRILLING PERIOD, Pelosi capital investments

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 54:34


    Inflation Deep Dive, CNN blows it, Beta O Rourke, Biden has cancer, Crypto talk, NO DRILLING PERIOD, Pelosi capital investments 

    Blackface, Oil Prices, Maxine Worthless, Barbara Jordan is LEGEND, The Great Reset, Unwind policy, Sri Lanka,

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022 57:20


    Blackface, Oil Prices, Maxine Worthless, Barbara Jordan is LEGEND, The Great Reset, Unwind policy, Sri Lanka, 

    HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 50:22


    My thoughts: Freedom, Independence, and America.  I'm over Biden.  Ukraine is a money grab.  Pay your "fair share"!  America used to stand for something.  Actors in the Whitehouse? AYFKM?

    6/5/22 - Social Media is the problem, Biden vs Inflation, YEEHAW GUNS!, Its all how you raise them, dogs are not humans, Buy a shotgun, why are we only talking about certain killings?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 52:16


    6/5/22 - Social Media is the problem, Biden vs Inflation, YEEHAW GUNS!, Its all how you raise them, dogs are not humans, Buy a shotgun, why are we only talking about certain killings?

    5/29/22 - Memorial Day, We have problems, Crypto update, Macro Outlook Angry Brisket Buyer, Its all how you raise them, Capitalism rewards work!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 46:50


    5/29/22 - Memorial Day, We have problems, Crypto update, Macro Outlook Angry Brisket Buyer, Its all how you raise them, Capitalism rewards work! 

    I hate technology, corruption in government, trans kids eye roll, price controls / gouging / fixing, life as a small business owner, don't take the bait.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 57:53


    I hate technology, corruption in government, trans kids eye roll, price controls / gouging / fixing, life as a small business owner, don't take the bait.

    I heart Mexican people! - Jill Biden Spanish Lessons - Roe Vs Wade is a waste of time - Flip Flop politicians - the irony found in policy. JUST WEAR THE MASK!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 56:06


    I heart Mexican people! - Jill Biden Spanish Lessons - Roe Vs Wade is a waste of time - Flip Flop politicians - the irony found in policy.  JUST WEAR THE MASK! 

    5/1/22 Minister of Truth, Biden Can't say kleptocracy, The reality of Facebook,, Time travel, Warren Buffett LOVES BITCOIN!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 41:41


    EQUITY and InclusionFor The Dept of edumocation, Countries gotta be rich to go green, Kamala word buffet, STOP it with the rules and regulations, Extremists don't win elections, The MAGA party,.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 63:38


    EQUITY and InclusionFor The Dept of edumocation, Countries gotta be rich to go green, Kamala word buffet, STOP it with the rules and regulations, Extremists don't win elections, The MAGA party, Big Tech is being groveled by the gubmint, Bill Gates Business Model 

    Casey Cassim Meltdown, Business with other cultures, Group A vs group B,COVID Big picture, Biden Clap Track, NOT A JOKE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 51:51


    Casey Cassim Meltdown, Business with other cultures, Group A vs group B,COVID Big picture, Biden Clap Track, NOT A JOKE   Boe Jiden's attempt to win the world record for saying NOT A JOKE the most times in a speech.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzRAuB62Qk8

    4/10/22 - Pinche Tornadoes, Hunter is going down (not on hookers), Boe Jiden has a stroke on stage, Cool Kid circles, Mr T / Racism, Crime y punishment.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2022 61:21


    4/10/22 - Pinche Tornadoes, Hunter is going down (not on hookers), Boe Jiden has a stroke on stage, Cool Kid circles, Mr T / Racism, Crime y punishment.  

    Day of Rants - Black on black slaps, Don't kill aggression, I'm an IPA guy, Cost of acquisition of politicians, Biden discombobulated on stage, Kamala babble.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 57:30


    Day of Rants - Black on black slaps, Don't kill aggression, I'm an IPA guy, Cost of acquisition of politicians, Biden discombobulated on stage, Kamala babble.

    Heath n DA House - All things money, from a real life financial advisor.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 111:02


    There's always someone out there who knows more than you do.  Heath Lauseng is one of them.    

    109 -Weak leadership, St Patty's Day, Dirtbikes racing in my yard, call me racist, I HATE TECHNOLOGY, I'm a old grumpy man, Lets laugh at things, we can't accommodate everyone all the time.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 66:23


    Weak leadership, St Patty's Day, Dirtbikes racing in my yard, call me racist, I HATE TECHNOLOGY, I'm n old grumpy man, Lets laugh at things, we can't accommodate everyone all the time

    BH breaks down the supply chain breakdown in simple terms

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 6:44


    BH breaks down the supply chain breakdown in simple terms 

    SHORT - BH on censorship and free speech

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 8:59


    My thoughts on free speech and censorship

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