Proper True Yarn

Buckle in for another outrageous round with Monica, the Proper True Yarn Podcast's resident chaos magnet. From a demented old fella begging for a happy ending to snapping on with diesel fitters and dodging Tinder catfish, this one's got everything. Hospital horror stories, fights on nightclub stairs, naked furries at Sydney mansion parties, and enough one-liners to fill a toolbox. The Cougar Queen is back — and she's after a bloke with a boat and the balls to banter.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The queen of carnage is back, and she's spilling more than tea. In this episode, Monica dishes out raw advice for the fellas on how not to suck on Tinder, breaks down what gets an instant swipe left, and shares even more rogue hospital yarns — including a dementia patient with chlamydia, a doctor with a dud dick, and a Tinder date that ended in a taxidermy nightmare. If you're after outrageous banter and wild medical mishaps, this one's for you.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Monica's back on the pod and this one is nothing short of chaos. From accidentally treating a Tinder match's gravel rash to a dementia patient who shoved pistachio shells in his foreskin, this episode will leave you speechless. Brett and Monica dive into wild hospital admissions, Tinder horror stories, and why wedding rings don't belong anywhere near your penis. Unfiltered, hilarious, and definitely not safe for work – it's another Proper True Yarn you won't forget.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for round two, Monica the Nurse is back in the chair and firing on all cylinders. From a fisting-induced mystery bleed to a four-way STI transmission with a bonus family twist, this episode is absolute chaos in the best way. Brett and Monica dive deep into the wild world of regional hospitals, hermaphrodite anatomy, and machete-related misunderstandings. It's raw, unfiltered, and guaranteed to make you laugh, squirm, and maybe rethink your next Tinder date.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In one of the wildest chats yet, Brett sits down with Monica Kenny-Byers—a regional nurse and self-proclaimed unit—to unpack some truly unholy stories from the hospital floor. From the now-infamous “passionfruit patient” to 21 Questions: Rectal Foreign Body Edition, this yarn goes deep (literally). Monica doesn't hold back as she recounts what people will shove up their arse and why flat bases save lives. It's chaotic, educational, and downright hilarious.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From a race car bursting into flames mid-lap to torching a ute on the trailer before the race even finished, this yarn with Scott Risky is absolute chaos in the best way. Brett and Risky trade full-throttle stories about high-speed mishaps, adrenaline-fuelled recoveries, and one unforgettable truck wreck that went unseen for ten hours. With wild tales from the track, the pits, and under Queensland bridges, this one's pure mechanical madness. Full send, no filter, plenty of laughs.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From flogging rental vans around racetracks to dodging speeding trucks in a midnight highway near-miss, Scott Risky is back with Brett for another unfiltered yarn session. They dive into some of the loosest rental car stories you've ever heard, tradesman mishaps that will leave you in stitches, and high-stakes towing encounters that could've ended much worse. High-octane, full-send storytelling with plenty of laughs, near-deaths, and broomstick backfires.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this confronting episode, host and former funeral director Brett sits down again with Scott Andriske to share the darkest, rawest side of life on the road. From a catastrophic bus crash that tore through homes and nearly claimed a busload of kids, to a heartbreaking fatal hit-and-run involving people close to Scott—this is the unfiltered truth of what first responders and towies really face. The boys talk trauma, desensitisation, and the unseen weight of being first on scene. Not for the faint-hearted, but absolutely real.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In one of the most confronting episodes yet, Scott Andriske returns to unpack the full story behind the infamous SeaWorld helicopter crash. From getting the New Year's Day callout while his whole family was overseas, to coordinating barges, excavators, tow trucks, and dealing with live media coverage and police, this yarn is raw, intense, and unforgettable. Scott gives a firsthand account of the crash recovery mission, the emotional toll, and the chaos of working under pressure with the whole nation watching. A gripping insight into what happens after the headlines fade.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From launching pistons through the house to nearly blowing up the yard with a corn-firing spud gun, this episode with Scott “Risky" Andriske is absolute bedlam in the best way. The Logan tow truck legend shares wild yarns from the road basher days—banging $400 bombs, flipping cars at parties, and sending moped races through the workshop. But it's not all wreckage—Scott's also a serious racer, taking on 25-hour enduros in Europe and flying the Aussie flag at Spa and Donington. One minute it's forklifts through windscreens, the next it's going wheel-to-wheel in Belgian rain. This episode is full throttle.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this final yarn with GT champ Ricky Collard, the stories hit top gear. From almost making it to F1, to wild parties in paddocks and burnouts with Sebastian Vettel in Christian Horner's driveway – Ricky lets loose like never before. He unpacks why he'd still take on an F1 seat today, the reality of missing out due to money, and his dream of racing full-time in Australia. Oh, and there's also cow stampedes, bear-hunting dogs, and a few yarns we probably can't legally print. Buckle up, it's proper.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in for a full-throttle ride with British GT champ Ricky Collard as he breaks down the brutal reality of 24-hour racing – from sleep-deprived stints at 3AM to smelling sausages while ripping past German bogans in the Nürburgring woods. Ricky unpacks the chaos of race week, what it takes to stay sharp behind the wheel, why night racing is electric, and the sheer power of driving an F2 beast. You'll laugh, you'll wince, and you'll probably want to sink a tin in a hot tub trackside. It's proper true yarns from one of the fastest blokes on the planet.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered what it really costs to become a professional race car driver? British GT Champion Ricky Collard lays it all out in this jaw-dropping episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast. From $500,000 karting seasons to $5 million Formula 2 campaigns, this yarn breaks down just how deep your pockets need to be to chase the chequered flag. Ricky and Knuckles rip into the brutal financial reality behind motorsport, the chaos of tyre bills, why talent alone isn't enough, and why even the best in the game are still paying to drive. A no-BS, flat-out ride into the wild world of racing.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in for this absolute belter of an episode as British GT champion Ricky Collard drops by the Proper True Yarn Podcast. From growing up on a farm with more horsepower than luxury to racing against names like Verstappen and Leclerc, Ricky's journey has been anything but boring. He recounts a near-death crash in Italy, hospital stays with popped lungs, and rolling a farm bomb VW Polo with a broken shoulder—cheered on by his old man. It's raw, honest, and a laugh-a-minute insight into what it really takes to make it in motorsport, and how yarning might just be more profitable than racing.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, the third-best machinery operator in the world (self-proclaimed but heavily decorated), Trev 966, joins the Proper True Yarn Podcast for a round of hard laughs and heavy yarns. From shaggy pickup lines and tiger-sized dreams to marble rings in Augathella and losing his virginity at a snail's pace, Trev doesn't hold back. There's guidepost carnage, fairway-crossing driving, and a trophy room overflowing with employee of the month awards. A lighthearted, piss-taking, Aussie-as chat with the king of the cab and the smoothest operator this side of Queen Street.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Third-best operator in the world (self-declared but unchallenged), Trev 966 returns to spin another cracking set of yarns from the bush — this time featuring rogue kangaroo shooters, near-death gun mishaps, burning down creeks with lead fires, and wild fishing days on the Warrego. From dodging a roo mid-hold-up to nearly dying from “yabby-itis” at daycare, this episode is loaded with proper laughs, true blue nostalgia, and just enough chaos to make you wish you'd grown up out bush. Fair dinkum outback gold.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trev 966 is back in the saddle (literally) with a yarn so wild it only lasted three days. From getting flung into mustering chaos on a massive Windorah station to rolling a Toyota while nursing a dozen stubbies, Trev recounts the madness of his brief but unforgettable ringer days. We also dive into early shearing shed disasters, rookie mistakes with bucking broncos, and the raw beauty of bush life before mobile phones. Classic bush comedy and rough-as-guts truth — this one's for anyone who's ever had to bluff their way into a job and hold on for dear life.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Proper Aussie larrikin Trev 966 joins the podcast for a yarn full of chaos, comedy and classic road train tales. From carting 600 frozen kangaroos with a screaming vegan hitchhiker, to shooting himself in the shoulder on a rogue hunting trip, to misunderstanding what "bobtail" really means — Trev delivers non-stop laughs. We chat truckie life, the highs and lows of social media fame, and the power of a well-timed piss-take to lift someone's spirits. This one's a full load of true blue madness.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dogga Dare is back after driving over 3,000km in a week just to spin yarns with us! From failed vasectomies and spirit level jobs to camel racing chaos, 44-gallon drum lifts, wild pub fights, and why he'd spend $1 billion unlocking the bush—this episode's a riot. Tune in as the Deputy Dawg of Thargomindah talks mateship, outback life, and why tourists mean everything to the bush. Lest we forget!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dogga Dare returns to the Proper True Yarn Podcast with a dust-laced whirlwind of yarns about camel races, Catholic confessions gone rogue, and why canceling bush events is the worst thing you can do. From the legend of "Hook 'Em Up" the come-from-behind camel, to running the Bedourie and Boulia races, and why the Shitbox Rally is one of the greatest events for the bush—this one's full of outback gold. Dog also dives into the importance of looking after tourists, the truth about carbon credits, and how to keep country communities alive. Raw, ridiculous, and real as ever.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deputy Dog is back with another round of wild, dusty yarns straight from the Aussie outback. From ordering pizza at Birdsville and getting slapped over a bloke named Oral, to pub brawls, shearing shed legends, and a mate so well-endowed he needed a “prodding-up stick”—this episode's got everything. Dogger shares stories from the Toompine pub days, his love for the Thargomindah community, and even a sneak peek into camel racing chaos coming next round. It's Aussie storytelling at its rawest and funniest.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for another ripper, Dogger Dare unleashes classic stories from the sheds, the Birdsville racetrack, and outback pubs where fights were just part of the fun. From losing a car he won in a card game to running one of Australia's biggest catering operations with nothing but grit, laughs, and a good woman beside him, this episode dives deep into the wild characters and hard truths of country life. Oh — and his racehorse "Persevere"? It didn't just run — it romped in by six.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The king of outback yarns is back! In this wild ride, Deputy Mayor Dogger Dare shares tales from the shearing sheds, a card game that almost won him a car (until the missus stepped in), and driving unregistered Toyotas through flood country. From pub brawls and busted diffs to raw truths about the land, mulga, carbon credits, and feeding Australia — this is Dogger in full swing, saying what everyone else won't.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this classic Aussie yarn, Proper True Yarn welcomes Doug Adair, aka Dogger Dare — Deputy Mayor of Thargomindah, outback catering king, and living legend of the bush. From feeding thousands at Big Red Bash and racing on salt lakes, to wild shearing shed stories and driving a brake-less panel van through kangaroo country, Dogger spins yarns that have to be heard to be believed. One of the funniest, rawest, most Aussie chats yet.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, viral competitive eater Jimmy Judge is back with more wild stories—from spewing after a pizza flight to full-blown nightclub brawls and suplexing blokes onto taxis. We dive into his upcoming regional tour in a van named Dorothy, his favourite meats to demolish, and the daily battles of staying shredded while eating like a monster. A genuine yarn with one of the nicest blokes behind the most unlikely face tats.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this laugh-out-loud episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, viral food challenge king Jimmy Judge recounts his most chaotic day on the job—flying across the country to eat a one-metre pizza, nearly missing flights, spewing mid-air, and triggering a flight crew panic.We dive into the guts (literally) of extreme eating, the aftermath no one talks about, and the behind-the-scenes moments that prove this job is far from easy. From airport delays to flavour fatigue and holding in massive dumps on a walk, this yarn is equal parts hilarious, honest, and completely unfiltered.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this no-holds-barred yarn, Knuckles catches up with viral food challenge king Jimmy Judge for a deeper dive into life behind the plates and punches.From dealing with online hate to witnessing a death in the boxing ring, Jimmy shares powerful stories of resilience, raw emotion, and chasing purpose. He breaks down the mindset behind stretching his stomach for 20,000-calorie feasts, leaving boxing behind, and taking food content to the next level.One of the wildest and most honest convos yet — packed with laughs, life lessons, and a heap of heart.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this mouth-watering episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles sits down with viral sensation and competitive eater Jimmy Judge. From boxing rings to buffet lines, Jimmy shares how he went from fighting opponents to fighting off 3.8kg of pies — and built a full-time career smashing food challenges across Australia. With over 12,000-calorie days, dumpling world records, and future plans to conquer the USA, Jimmy gives a hilarious and insightful look behind the scenes of his extreme eating adventures.Whether it's burning 10,000 calories while eating 20,000, stretching his stomach like a pro, or putting Aussie pubs on the map — Jimmy's journey is nothing short of proper, true yarn territory. Don't miss this episode if you're into fitness, food, or just want a laugh and a half.

From high school fights after Australian Idol to standing on stage at Madison Square Garden half-covered in McDonald's, Conrad Sewell has lived a life most couldn't even dream up. In this loose and unfiltered chat, the ARIA-winning singer dives into the madness of fame, the heartbreak behind the hits, rehab revelations, and what really goes down at Diddy's wildest parties. It's proper yarns, proper chaos — and all properly true.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The official Podcast Royale Breakdown in preparation of the biggest night of 2025! Tune in while Knuckles catches up with every fighter on the card to hear about their preparation and more while Zak learns life isn't so easy on the other side of the microphone! #propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Jack Daniels to Jimmy Fallon, Conrad Sewell returns for round two with even wilder yarns. He tells the unreal story of nearly torching his Madison Square Garden debut after a bender with 5SOS, ordering the entire McDonald's menu on a tour bus, and somehow still nailing the gig. We dive deep into the madness of touring the world, surviving Vegas and Ibiza, and the raw reality of balancing fame, fatherhood, and finding peace. This one's a proper ride—equal parts hilarious, hectic, and human.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Aussie music legend Conrad Sewell sits down to share his wildest stories from the road. From jet-setting between Vegas and Ibiza, to belting out Firestone at Coachella in front of thousands, to waking up in rehab and writing an entire album — this one's a proper yarn. Fame, music, madness, and redemption — all packed into one raw, real chat.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From a wild 72-hour bender in Berlin's most infamous nightclub to the highs and lows of band life, Conrad Sewell shares one of his craziest yarns yet. Hear how he and his mates got lost in the madness of Berghain, barely made it to the airport for their girlfriends' arrival, and what it was like going from band life to solo stardom. This one's a Proper True Yarn you don't want to miss!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, we dive deep into the story behind Firestone—the track that took Conrad Sewell from couch surfing to global stardom. From writing the song in Venice Beach to Kygo turning it into a billion-stream hit, Conrad shares the wild journey that followed. Private jets, Coachella, and an unexpected twist that kept his face out of the music video—this is the proper true yarn behind the song that changed everything.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up for another wild ride on the Proper True Yarn podcast! This episode, we sit down with a bull breeder who knows a thing or two about dust-ups, spring break chaos, and cracking a solid pick-up line. From breeding world-class bucking bulls to throwing hands in rodeo brawls—both on his feet and in a wheelchair—this bloke's got some unreal stories. We talk big dreams, big fights, and even bigger bulls. Tune in for an episode full of laughs, chaos, and proper yarns.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the rodeo arena to rebuilding his entire world, this episode of Proper True Yarn is a raw and powerful story of resilience.Sammy shares the New Year's Eve that changed everything — a bull left him with a broken back and doctors told him he'd never walk again. But instead of giving up, he proved them wrong with pure heart and hard work.From hitting the road in a caravan to launching his own fencing business and even jumping into wheelchair rugby, Sammy's yarn is one of grit, mindset, and refusing to stay down.It's honest, it's inspiring, and it's full of the humour and heart that makes a true yarn worth telling.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Proper True Yarn Podcast, we sit down with Aussie bull riding legend Sammy O'Connor. From the toughest bulls he's ever faced to the wildest nights on the road, Sammy shares epic tales from his time riding across Australia, Brazil, and the U.S. Hear about his legendary Newcastle win, his run-ins with moonshiners in North Carolina, and how a spontaneous detour led to an unforgettable Spring Break adventure. Strap in—this one's a wild ride!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the rodeo arena to rebuilding his life, this True Yarn episode is a powerful story of resilience. Sammy recalls the harrowing New Year's Eve when a bull left him with a broken back—and a doctor's verdict that he'd never walk again. But instead of giving up, he fought back, defying expectations with sheer determination. From hitting the road in a caravan to starting his own fencing business and even diving into wheelchair rugby, this yarn is all about grit, mindset, and never backing down. An inspiring chat packed with raw honesty, hard-earned wisdom, and a fair bit of humour.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode of Proper True Yarn dives into the incredible journey of Sam, a bull rider who defied the odds. From growing up in a boxing family to chasing his dream of professional bull riding, Sam's story is all about grit, persistence, and saying yes to every opportunity. From the back of a horse float as a kid to the PBR and international rodeos, he shares the highs, the setbacks, and the lessons learned along the way. Tune in for a proper yarn about never giving up and chasing what you love—no matter what anyone says.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Property Yarn Podcast, we crack a few tins and chat with a bloke who's making a real difference up north. He and his brother run the legendary Malanda Bull Ride, a massive community event that's gone from humble beginnings to a $20,000 prize pool. We dive into the roots of the rodeo, the passion behind it, and how it gives back to the town. Plus, we yarn about butcher bull riding, big dreams of a $100K event, and why this is more than just a bull ride—it's a lifeline for the locals. Grab a drink and settle in for a ripper yarn!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this outrageous episode, we sit down with the legend himself, Sammy, for a yarn like no other. From a big night out at PBR Townsville to waking up with a medical mystery, Sammy takes us through one of the wildest hospital trips ever. With plenty of laughs, unexpected turns, and a new segment idea—Ripper Yarns—for all the strippers out there, this one's not for the faint-hearted. Tune in for the chaos, the comedy, and the ultimate lesson: life's an adventure, so just roll with it.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we welcome Sammy O'Connor, who shares an epic yarn about taking a young jockey from Tasmania on a wild trip up north. From bull riding and mastering cattle in the middle of nowhere to dodging spiders, surviving salmonella, and getting thrown into the deep end of rodeo life—this story is a proper initiation into the outback. Strap in for a hilarious, raw, and wild tale of survival, mateship, and absolute chaos.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is a wild ride from start to finish! Sam O'Connor joins us fresh off a two-day bender, sharing one of the most legendary true yarns yet. From dominating the PBR circuit to a reckless night in Rocky, a hitchhiking adventure gone wrong (or right?), and a twist neither of us saw coming – this one has it all. Grab a tin and buckle up for a yarn you won't believe!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this high-energy episode of The Proper Yarn Podcast, we sit down with the one and only Mr. Jockey, who's come all the way from Tassie to share some absolutely classic stories. From mischief-filled days with the boys to the most chaotic parties imaginable, Kyle's got a yarn for every occasion. He talks about the wildest party he ever went to (think police, bottles flying, and a serious line for the bathroom), plus some serious life lessons learned the hard way after a few dodgy street fights.Ever wondered what you'd do with a billion dollars? Kyle's dream purchase is straight out of a Conor McGregor playbook—a yacht to live the high life. But it's not all high-flying fantasies. Kyle shares his take on the legends of Tassie wildlife, from the supposed black panther sightings to the mystery of the Tassie Tiger, and how he's convinced there's still a bit of untamed wilderness waiting to be discovered.And when it comes to family, there's no holding back: Kyle reckons he'd beat his dad in a fight, no question. It's all part of his no-nonsense attitude that keeps us laughing and guessing what's next. The conversation ends with some heart, a good laugh, and a promise to "keep left unless overtaking"—because that's the proper way to live.If you're looking for a mix of stories about wild parties, animals that may or may not exist, and a few solid life lessons from a bloke who's seen it all, this episode's for you. Tune in for Kyle's unfiltered take on life, love, and everything in between.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of The Proper Yarn Podcast, Kyle Maskiell shares some of his wildest stories from the rodeo and beyond, including an unforgettable incident at Cloncurry Xtreme Bulls. When a bull rider gets arrested in the middle of a show, you know it's going to be a good yarn. Picture this: a full-on rodeo performance, followed by an impromptu police takedown in the arena. And it's not the only time things get crazy. From sneaky road trips with the boys to some very questionable decisions in a small-town New South Wales, Kyle recounts what it's really like behind the scenes of the rodeo circuit. Think old vans, high-speed chases, and a seriously dodgy situation involving a girl, a van, and the parents who weren't too thrilled about the company she was keeping.This episode is packed with laughs, chaos, and a reminder that the line between wild fun and trouble can sometimes be pretty thin. Kyle's stories offer a glimpse into the madness that comes with life on the road—whether it's bulls, bikes, or running from an angry parent. Don't miss the crazy antics and top-tier banter in this one!#propertruyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this wild episode, we hear from "the real deal," a jockey with a knack for crazy stories both on and off the track. First, he takes us back to a legendary moment when he found himself riding a random pig that wandered out of the bushes after a late-night shindig. What started as a bit of fun turned into a full-on rodeo with a pig that was bucking like a bull, and the video? It's an absolute classic.But that's just the beginning. The conversation takes a turn to the high-stakes world of horse racing, where we hear about the intense pressure jockeys face to make weight, perform under extreme conditions, and still come out on top. Our guest gets real about the mental and physical toll of the sport, the tricks of the trade, and how racing with family can sometimes mean getting set up for a loss in order to secure a win. His dad's legendary tactics on the track may just leave you speechless.From the gritty racecourse tactics to the lessons learned in the most unexpected moments, this episode gives an unfiltered look at life in the saddle and beyond. It's raw, it's real, and it's one hell of a yarn!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we sit down with the real deal—our guest shares a wild story of pig riding, racetrack chaos, and family antics. The real deal comes from a legacy of jockeys, but you won't believe the antics he's gotten up to outside the track. From riding a pig in the early hours of the morning (and holding on for dear life) to getting pelted with a rogue horse while his brother tried to pull off the ultimate racing gamble, this episode is full of high-speed action and some hilarious moments. We talk about the gritty side of racing, living up to family expectations, and, of course, the lengths he'll go to for a good laugh. Get ready for some crazy stories and a bit of mischief along the way!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we sit down with a man whose life has been one hell of a ride—from growing up in a family of Hall of Fame jockeys to chasing the thrill of bull riding across the country. He's won races at insane odds, swapped the track for the rodeo, and even had a close call with a snake in the dark. Tune in as we talk about family legacies, the unpredictability of racing, and the kind of grit it takes to live life at full throttle. Plus, you won't believe what happened after he got bitten by a snake—spoiler: he kept riding bulls. It's a wild one, mate.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this wild episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Kyle Maskiell (AKA Jockey) takes us through some of the craziest moments of his life, including a legendary stunt that went viral: riding a bull naked. That's right—chaps, boots, and foreskin only. From the back of a bucking bull to dealing with a cold day, Kyle explains how the stunt became a local sensation and even went viral, with everyone from his mum to strangers online getting a view. But the madness doesn't stop there.Kyle shares an outrageous prank that had his mate falling for the oldest trick in the book. Picture this: a house party, a “ladies' man,” a willing accomplice, and a tie-up surprise. Add in a second round with another girl and things getting even weirder. As Kyle tells it, there's a lot more than just laughs and awkward moments—there's a lesson in how not to get caught in these wild setups.Also, stay tuned for a jaw-dropping yarn about a bloke in the West who thought he was going home with a stunner, only to find himself in a nightmare scenario involving a Batman suit, a gay guy, and a whole lot of revenge. This is the kind of yarn you won't forget.So grab a cold one and settle in for this proper yarn, as we dive deep into some of the wildest, most off-the-wall stories with a bloke who's seen it all.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this proper yarn of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Zach Oakley takes us on a mad journey through a wild night in Adelaide. From a cheeky win on the pokies with found coins to a kebab shop drama where cheese goes missing, only for a hero to step in and save the day—this yarn's got it all. Zach reminisces about the chaos of a bucks party, a bit of late-night grub at a dodgy kebab shop, and the importance of always having a backup stash of cheese. Plus, he pitches an idea for a new food van that'll have your mouth watering. If you love a proper yarn, this one's got the lot.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in for another chaotic ride on the Proper True Yarn podcast! This time, Knuckles is back with Zach Oakley to dive into some of the wildest farm stories you'll ever hear. From close encounters with rogue hunters to nearly blowing up half the paddock with shotgun primers, Zach's got yarns that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning your own life choices.In this episode, Zach recalls a terrifying moment when he found himself under fire—not from the neighbours—but from some rogue hunters on his land, putting the whole crew in a terrifying situation. But that's just the start! The fellas then take you on a journey through their reckless youth, filled with explosive moments, dodgy decisions, and a broken boat that left Zach's old man fuming.Tune in for:A wild story of being shot at (by strangers, no less) during a night huntExploding shotgun primers, close calls, and the consequences of playing with fireA hilarious boating mishap that nearly sunk a family heirloomZach's fearless recount of just how far he'd go for a laugh (and how he learned to never do it again)It's a proper yarn about farm life, high stakes, and living to tell the tale. Hit play, hold tight, and get ready for the ride!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.