Proper True Yarn

Knuckles and Zak launch Silly Saturday – a new Proper True Yarn spin-off where they dive blind into the wildest listener call-ins from a “lost” folder full of filthy, unfiltered chaos.This first Silly Saturday's got it all: a Tinder date ambush by surprise kids, a Kiwi truckie with 30 roadside emergency bogs and a full-noise pants blowout, food-poisoning horror yarns (including Zak spewing and shitting himself after dodgy sushi), trusting a fart in Thailand, and a car getting absolutely sent until the tyres and motor give up.There's even a rogue detour into bush “cures” and backyard medical theories – strictly yarns, not health advice – plus a bit of love for Chevs, hate for Rams, and a shoutout to the Sharp Motor Group. Raw, loose and completely un-pre-listened… welcome to Silly Saturday.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles is back with Charleville's finest, Trev 966, and this time the big banger yarns take a detour into posties, planks and pure fear of heights.It starts light – Knuckles giving a shoutout to his gun postie Jeffro getting CTC hats overnight – then Trev drops a proper true yarn about the local postal manager Tom, a paint job, and a fall straight out of Cliffhanger.At 14, Trev's up on trestles helping Tom paint his house when something goes horribly wrong. One second they're cutting in around the windows, the next Tom brushes past Trev, falls from the plank, and locks eyes with him mid-air on the way to the ground. Broken ribs, an ambulance ride, and the sound of that “oof” has stuck with Trev ever since.Asked to go back and finish the job, he climbs onto the same plank, feels it rock, climbs straight back down and quits on the spot:“You can tell Tom to paint his own fucking house. I've quit.”From there it's a lifetime of being no good with heights:Boys on site stirring him up because he's “terrible on roofs”Walking sheets on a high roof in Mackay, promising if he falls, someone's coming with himAss cheeks “like suction caps on the roof” if he slipsJust when he thinks he's getting better, he's back on a school job walking trusses along a fully extended plank. The boys grab the truss out of his hands and Trev suddenly realises he's got nothing to hang onto. Frozen in the middle of the gap, he watches a mate fall off the top plate and break his neck on the ground below. That's it. Line in the sand.By the end of it, Trev's made peace with his fate:“This is me. I'm a concreter now. I'll just stick to the ground stuff.”It's a dark, funny, very real look at how one bad moment can turn a 14-year-old Charleville kid into a lifelong ground-dweller – even if he still climbs into the big bangers for a living.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles is back with Charleville's own Trev 966, unpacking how he went from a kid out Quilpie way to one of the best big-banger drivers in the country. From learning the Roadranger with zero experience to seismic drilling runs through QLD, VIC and SA, Trev shares yarns about bog holes, water trucks, stolen cruisers and the tough old Louisville that made him. A proper truckie origin story, raw, funny, and all bush wisdom.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles welcomes Trev 966 back to the Proper True Yarn Podcast after the last appearance literally melted the camera. Fresh off the Get Yourself Checked gala, Trev rolls in from Charleville with a new batch of chaos.He kicks off with a “quick pigging mission” that turns into full-blown PTSD courtesy of a useless pig dog named Ernie – the only dog on earth more interested in chewing Trev than the boar. From there it's into the truckie world: big bangers, road trains, the Toowoomba show getting held up, and Trev's verdict on his new rig – “Fuck your 90, buy a hino.”Between sledging each other (no-neck vs no-arse), mixing up Akkos and Inters, and yard blokes who reckon “P is for Park and E is for Empty,” it's classic Proper True Yarn gear: outback characters, dumb situations, and stories you just couldn't make up if you tried.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles welcomes Dunc Heyde (The Rock FM / Not For Radio) for a tour of bizarre jobs before radio-culminating in his worst day on the tools. Sixth-form work experience lands Dunc at a salmon hatchery during spawning, where “milking” goes wildly wrong in the first five minutes. From there, the chat shifts to 18 years at The Rock, partnership chemistry with Jay, why live radio still rules, building the Not For Radio community across 147+ countries, and choosing family time over hustle while the kids are in their golden years. Equal parts feral and wholesome—a proper true yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles sits down with Dunc Heyde (The Rock FM / Not For Radio) for the most out-of-control farmyard yarn you'll ever hear. Teenage Dunc splits shifts between peeling spuds and “catching chickens,” stumbles into the great hormone debate, and — purely for “science” — runs a chook through a bonus growth cycle. The result? Chookzilla: a five–six kilo, driftwood-legged unit that wouldn't fit the crates and later jammed the processing plant's plucker, costing the crew a few grand… and costing Dunc his job. From blacked-out sheds and handfuls of birds to the day the factory met its match, this one's cluckin' ridiculous — a proper true yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles is back with radio legend Dunc Heyde from The Rock FM and Not For Radio — this time diving into the most unhinged calls, yarns, and sky-high stories from his broadcasting career.They kick off comparing notes on “hatfishing” their wives — proving that removing a Country Trucker Cap can change a man's fortunes fast — before Dunc recalls the most unfiltered live call ever: a Vietnam vet on-air dropping the term “pink mist” mid-broadcast.But the showstopper? A European yarn so wild it sounds fictional: two skydiving mates smuggling their dead grandma home for Christmas — tuxedos, G-Wagon, rubbish bags, and a live football crowd for landing witnesses. It's dark, hilarious, and somehow heartwarming — the definition of a proper true yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Knuckles sits down with Dunc Heyde—afternoons on The Rock FM and co-host of Not For Radio—smack in the middle of The Rock 2000 mayhem. Dunc traces the countdown's glow-up: from wrecked-office afterparties (yes, actual fireworks and a U-shaped ceiling rail) to 6,500 punters belting choruses at Spark Arena. We get inside the machine—votes, curation, and the occasional “how did that get in?” curveball (“Love Shack,” we're looking at you). Dunc talks band wrangling, near-misses, and this year's live twists: Grinspoon onstage and Blindspott backed by a 30-piece philharmonic. Plus: how Not For Radio blew up, and why radio magic still hits different when a whole country's singing along. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for round two, Caamzie drops a chaotic Mardi Gras yarn from Aotearoa: pre-drinks with the crew, an ill-timed bathroom stop, a stall-surfing staffer, and suddenly he's face-to-face with cops, cuff-adjacent, and shivering on a cell bench while his past record gets read out like a shopping list. A warning later, he's booted miles from the venue… only to hitch a ride, stroll past the line with a “band” bluff, get spotted and ejected again - then somehow walk straight back in (ditch the coat, melt into the mosh, catch Shapeshifter's last song). The night caps off with a 40-minute wander home that ends at the Airbnb door beside none other than Dylan Frost (Sticky Fingers). One thing leads to another, and Caamzie spends the sunrise next door freestyling for Dylan, Tiki Taane, and mates for two hours straight. Chaos, consequences, and confidence - in that order.#propertrueyarn #NZstories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We kick off with a quick bit of admin: NZ Mardi Gras ≠ Sydney's Mardi Gras — this one's the mountain music blowout at Ruapehu. Then it's straight into Caamzie's guest questions: ball-grooming misadventures (the “nut-cutter 2000s” versus a careful no-guard trim), what he'd buy first with a billion (spoiler: box of piss, drift track, houses for the crew, and an open chequebook for mates with real business plans), and his biggest screw-up — flipping a freshly bought Surf in a park donut session with a cabin full of mates, engine screaming in a diesel runaway while he's hanging upside down by the belt and booting at the window. Everyone walked away; the truck didn't. We round it out with teen firsts, most-famous run-ins (Nyjah & Yelawolf), a one-punch dust-up that turned into a dance-floor melee, and the crucial closer: any animal as a pet? Give the man a dragon (or Appa). It's rough, raw, and very, very Caamzie.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kambo/“Caamzie” swings by with a ridiculous travel-skate yarn: starting in a Thai hostel, sees Street League is in Tokyo tomorrow, books a flight on impulse, and proceeds to confidence-speedrun his way into the skaters' entrance. He helps a media crew carry gear, posts up in the Skaters' Lounge, warms up on the comp park (until staff clock him), and still ends up beers-in with absolute killers: Nyjah Huston, Dominic Walker, Jamie Foy, Dashawn Jordan, Shane O'Neill, Ryan Decenzo and more. We get sweaty-handshake honesty, identical-looking wristbands, and a live Chloe the Flow switch-flip win that blows the roof off. The “after party” turns into a sprint for the last train, beers with legends like Chris Cole, then a bender and a doomed detour to Osaka for a car meet that… was back in Tokyo (cue: sleeping on a rolled-up carpet). Moral of the story: act like you belong — and sometimes you actually do.#propertrueyarn #skateboarding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mel Kerr shares an intimate family epic: nephew Damo Rees—a rising superbike star sponsored by Carl Cox—marries in a sun-kissed NZ ceremony she officiates… then, six months later, dies suddenly in the UK after a catastrophic illness. What follows is raw resilience: dad Tony Rees (56) comes out of retirement to race his late son's bike, brother Mitch fights an Aussie “bad boy” for the NZ title, and the family turns grief into grit. A powerful reminder to do the thing now.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mel Kerr—NZ's busiest celebrant—drops her wildest funeral yarns: the memorial where a speaker unveiled a secret 15-year-old son mid-service, the tradie send-off fueled by bourbon & cola where a eulogist declared the deceased a “good ****” (many times), and why “open mic” at a funeral is playing with emotional dynamite. Jay adds a jaw-dropper from his own gig where a daughter torched dad's saintly image on the spot. It's raw, human, and weirdly life-affirming.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mel Kerr returns with peak chaos: a perfectly innocent (but very wrong) theory about the Vatican's smoke signals, the fickle end of Good Morning, and the glamorous gigs that followed… Canesten Fungal Toenail and Depend adult diapers (hey, the rollover fees slap). Then we pivot to Mel's second life officiating weddings & funerals—culminating in a stunning slip on Waiheke Island where she pronounced a lesbian couple “husband and wife.” Oof. It's funny, human, and very Mel.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We split the guest questions because the yarns wouldn't stop. James Johnston gets spicy and funny: losing it at 16 to a statuesque first love (“bit of a jungle gym”), the most famous person who genuinely floored him (Michael Bublé) — plus their impromptu push-up contest that inspired JJ's 50-push-ups pre-show ritual. He explains why he's a lover, not a fighter, the night a jealous unit tried to square up and a UFC fighter mate quietly handled it, the A-lister he'd want to play him (Tom Cruise), and the fully trained pet he'd pick (tiger). Bonus: the crew's wild idea to phone-in the Tiger King from prison for a paid yarn. Wraps with where to find JJ online and the new music. Proper True Yarn energy from start to finish.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

James Johnston swings by to plug the album (jamesjohnston.com), cop a well-earned black hat W, and field guest questions: the autograph he'd chase (hello, Garth Brooks), why phone-free shows feel magic in a noisy world, and his two biggest blow-ups—singing the wrong carol on live TV (Jingle Bell Rock instead of Santa Claus) and a PBR rodeo set where the track slowed, key dropped, and he bailed out with a crowd-only chorus of “Horses.” Raw lessons on owning mistakes, reading a crowd, and keeping it human. Proper True Yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Global wanderer James Johnston parks the music chat and unloads travel mayhem and magic: a Barcelona blackout (five tequilas → beach wake-up → taxi sprint → passport rescue → somehow Thailand), a 2000km scooter run from Ho Chi Minh to Hanoi with a guitar on his back, and a night in a Vietnamese tin shack where a stranger literally snipped his roof to fix James's bike and refused payment. The thesis: most people are good—treat the CEO like the cleaner. Plus: cab-running confessions, backpack budgets, and Dad-mode reflections on surviving your twenties. Wild, human, life-affirming. Proper True Yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australia's country rocket James Johnston unloads his wildest gig yarns: a DIY “50 gigs in 50 days” van tour (including a bowling-alley Tuesday and a campsite show for one bloke's dog), then the leap to CMC Rocks main stage in front of 20,000. We go deep on manifestation (five years of crowd-watching and note-taking), the post-high crash the next day, and the moment he ditched covers, wrote 250 songs, and found the one—“Raised Like That.” It's grit, graft, and the quiet people who keep you grounded. Proper lessons. Proper laughs. Proper True Yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australia's hottest country act James Johnston drops a bucket-list yarn from South Africa—from armed escorts and stadium shows to a spur-of-the-moment duet sung in English and Afrikaans. We trace the weird radio magic that blew his songs up, the handshake hustle that got him there, a whiskey-room write that turned into a national chant, and the moment 30,000 people in Cape Town sang his brand-new track back at him—word for word. Plus: shooting an elephant gun (500 Nitro), the strangest “tradition” you'll hear this year (looking at you, springbok poo spitting comp), and why connection beats borders every time. Proper wild. Proper heart. Proper True Yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aussie country star James Johnston rolls in hot the week his new album Where You'll Find Me drops. We talk going “all in” during COVID, buying the farm (literally), and writing in the now. James breaks down lead single “One More”—dreamed up for a scissor-lift, main-stage, 20k-voices moment—and the heart-punch ballad “Can I Keep Talking To You?” written after his grandma's funeral.We preview Strumming Bird (32,000 on the Sunny Coast), swap road stories, and launch our CTC x James Johnston limited-edition cap collab: 250 hats only, each bundled with an album download. Keep an eye on socials for the merch stand meet-and-sign time. Big hooks, bigger hearts, proper laughs.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From a WA cattle station and gold mine to live radio in Whakatāne and seven years inside TVNZ's Good Morning—Melanie Kerr unpacks how she “just had a go” and became a familiar Kiwi face. We cover advertorial hosting, big-money commercial days, the shift to social media, and the truly unhinged products she had to demo (hello, metal weight-loss belt and the infamous Wonder Whisk motion

On NZ's infamous Crate Day, a routine sober-driver night flips fast. Broadcaster/funeral celebrant Melanie Kerr recounts how a friendly lift request turned into a mongrel mob confrontation, a king-hit that knocked her partner unconscious, and a street-side triage while waiting for police clearance. We get the wild backstory (a stolen Uber, a cop's party, and a shirt-off metamorphosis), the sound of a skull on bitumen, and the aftermath: hospitals, court calls, and the eerie coincidence of a memorial post for another victim tied to the same offender. Mel also shares a later run-in at a rugby club—defusing tension with a hug… and a Justin Bieber gag. Heavy yarn, big heart, and a masterclass in staying human when it gets feral.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TV/radio fave Melanie Kerr returns with a raw origin story: growing up Pākehā on the Māori side of the 1860s confiscation line in Ruatoki/Tāneatua (Tūhoe country). We unpack what that line actually was, how colors mapped to gangs (Mongrel Mob red, Black Power blue), why the primary school uniforms ended up road-worker orange, and what it felt like to be a blonde farm kid in a staunch community. Mel leaves home at 14, heads to WA's outback (cattle stations, gold mines), then lands in Dunedin—a world of bagpipes, churches, and culture whiplash. Plus: the anatomy of Crate Day and a very Kiwi idea for “upgrading” it with an Aussie pool challenge… right before it all goes sideways. Proper history, proper laughs, proper true yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tooney takes us across the ditch for one of the wildest trips of his Army rugby career. From smashing the Navy at Sydney Football Ground to representing the Australian Defence Force in Wellington, the yarns roll thick and fast. Hear about training like a pro, flying into windy Wellington, and the goosebump moment when an Iroquois helicopter split the Anzac Day dawn fog. Add in hard scrums, Kiwi hospitality, drunken chaos in town, and even a naked streak through base, and you've got a yarn that's pure gold.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ambassador Melanie Kerr joins us fresh from Dunedin's K9MD lab, where specially trained dogs are being used in research to detect cancer via urine samples. We swap the “fluffy mic” mix-up story for a deep dive on how scent detection works, why negative results matter as much as positives, and what a real research session looks like (controlled, peer-reviewed, and nothing like a pooch sniffing your bits). We talk early detection, blokes avoiding checkups, and why this world-first program could one day sit alongside standard bloods—simple, non-invasive, life-saving. Plus: foster families, doggy buses, Labrador legend “Hogan,” and a shout to the mates who couldn't make the trip. Raw, hopeful, and genuinely inspiring.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This proper true yarn special with Heath “Tierney” Tierney is full of wild laughs and loose yarns. From shaving mishaps in the Army to the fantasy of billion-dollar boats, Tierney opens up about virginity in a granny flat, fights on the rugby field, and a party that got shut down after projecting porn onto a neighbour's house with surround sound moans echoing through the street. The lads swap stitch-up stories, dodgy pick-up lines, fake jobs, Tinder vs. old-school chasing, and even debate what animal would make the ultimate pet (spoiler: a wedge-tailed eagle beats a bald eagle every time). Proper larrikin energy from start to finish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this ripper episode of Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles sits down with Team Tooney Fishing to swap stories of being “professional amateurs.” From snapping rods and cooking engines mid-comp, to sinking tins while limping a sand-clogged boat back to shore, these blokes prove that looking pro doesn't mean fishing pro. The yarns spiral into community spirit, near-disasters on the water, jerseys printed with the wrong bloody name, and even a charity golf day where the infamous “Moist Hole” stole the show. Packed with banter, blunders, and plenty of laughs, this one's for anyone who's ever fished, fucked up, and had a beer about it.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this wild episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tony takes us from army shenanigans to life-threatening moments on a C-130 Hercules. From dangling on a harness at 13,000 feet while filming freefall jumps, to getting blasted by Black Hawk downwash and even staring down a bull at Barkly Homestead, these yarns are equal parts adrenaline, danger, and Aussie humour. Strap in for laughs, near misses, and raw tales from nearly a decade in uniform.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this gripping Proper True Yarn Podcast episode, we dive deep into the raw realities of service life with Team Tuning. From a Chinook nearly torn apart by a rogue artillery shell that left a soldier with a permanent stutter, to the shocking story of a cook betrayed and killed by an Afghan soldier while on lookout, this yarn doesn't hold back. Tony and his guest unpack the chaos of deployment, close calls under fire, and the trust-shattering moments that leave scars long after the uniform comes off. Beyond the battlefield, they explore the struggle of losing your identity when service ends, and how fishing, family, and new purpose can help light the way forward.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heath from Team Tooney takes us straight into recruit life — brutal drill sergeants, bent bedframes and hot-box humiliation at Kapooka, plus wild tales from job-specific training (including the maddening rules around weapons and helicopter licences). Raw, funny and honest: this one's for anyone who's ever wondered what makes soldiers tough — and what makes them laugh afterwards.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From smooth sacks to Silverado dreams, Connor from Pub Cats brings a mix of pub wisdom and wild yarns to the Patreon pod. He talks manscaping mishaps, billion-dollar truck fantasies, and why he's more at home in a country pub than a wild party. From footy blues that spiraled into sideline stabbings, to wrestling losses that nearly left him useless for work, Connor's got stories for days. There's pick-up lines in smoky beer gardens, debates on eating polar bear tacos, and the ultimate test—could his dad dust him up today? (Spoiler: yes.)Packed with laughs, honesty, and a few loose moments only found in the back bar of Australia's country pubs.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Connor from Pub Cats is back with one of his wildest yarns yet — the infamous Toowoomba night out that spiralled from pokies wins and stein sculls to a spew in the Bavarian and an accidental break-in at the Shamrock Hotel. What started as 40 blokes on a pub crawl turned into chaos, laughs, and a brush with a $20,000 robbery the boys had nothing to do with (but sure looked suss on camera).Between the carnage, Connor opens up about what Pub Cats has always stood for: mateship, connection, and the kind of bonding that happens best over a few cold ones. Raw, hilarious, and properly true — this one's got everything from cocktails and chaos to real talk about looking after your mates.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Connor from Pub Cats is back on the Patreon pod with a yarn that runs deep into the roots of mateship, pubs, and chasing ideas that matter. From those first chaotic pub crawls in $20 Vinnie's outfits, to starting a podcast with one mic between two blokes, Connor shares how Pub Cats grew from a laugh with mates into a movement.Now older, married, and a dad, he opens up about evolving the brand, staying true to its values, and why community and connection will always beat cheap thrills. And for the first time, Connor drops the inside scoop on his next big venture — opening The Laneway, a sports and cocktail bar set to shake up Dalby.A yarn about growth, grassroots hustle, and keeping it real while building something new.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest Q's go fully off-road with Johnny: a Veet-on-the-ballbag disaster, losing it at 13, a “sandwich bag” condom at a house party, and a car-park punch-on with fairground gypsies—plus the footy brawl so wild the cops shut it down. Also: billion-dollar wishes, ferrets as pets, and why Dad (the Popeye-forearmed sparky) still wins the fight.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From working in the London Bomber's house to stumbling over boxes of dildos, Johnny Raithby's years as a British Gas fitter gave him front-row seats to the strangest things behind closed doors. Naked portraits, shagging sheets, blow-up dolls tucked in like hotel guests, and even a homemade VHS porno left in the machine—it's all here. One of the most outrageous episodes yet, filled with dark laughs and jaw-dropping yarns from the houses he'll never forget.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On a rugby league tour to South Africa, Jonny Raithby thought the biggest danger was sharks in the harbour—until unmarked cops threw him and his mates into the back of a van. With bloodied legs, a drunken swim, and a midnight ride through the dark, things went from funny to terrifying fast. From near-death in a cell to bribery, strip club chaos, and the harsh reality of overseas police, this yarn is one of Jonny's scariest yet. A Proper True Yarn that shows how quickly a night on the piss can turn into a fight for freedom.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles sits back while Jonny Raithby unloads two belters. First up: the night a comedy hypnotist picked a shy 17-year-old Jonny and sent him under—bear-hugging his coach in undies, dancing, and miming golf swings that “connected” squarely with the family jewels. Jonny swears it was real, and reckons it flipped a switch in him—confidence, footy form, the lot.Then we jet to Marmaris, Turkey for his first lads' holiday: wrong end of the season, US sailors flood the town, local tension spikes, and Jonny's crew suddenly have a gang with knives on their heels. Cue back-street evasions and a six-foot-six Turkish unit who “has a word” and makes the problem disappear. Also: why Turkey's the world capital for hairlines and teeth, and £0.13 beers in the 90s.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles sits down with West Yorkshire's own Jonny Raithby (Dewsbury) for a raw look at working-class England, rugby league obsession, and the darker edges of UK football culture. Jonny explains how towns get hooligan risk ratings, why away fans are segregated, and what it's like growing up between Leeds/Bradford/Wakefield/Huddersfield. Then it takes a wild turn: Jonny's strange claim to fame—repairing a hot water system at the home of one of the London 7/7 bombers weeks before the attacks—and how that era changed everyday life, from airport paranoia to no rubbish bins in central London. Candid, heavy in parts, and very, very real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with comedian Nick Capper for an unfiltered ride through absurd humour, outrageous life stories, and pure Aussie chaos. From his dream of honeymooning with Komodo dragons to meeting Robin Williams, witnessing the bloodiest pub brawl courtesy of “Lloyd Christmas,” and starring in hilarious (and awkward) ads with Cronulla Sharks players, nothing is off limits. Nick shares tales of wild gigs, insane travel moments, near-misses in fights, and the strangest pick-up lines you've ever heard. It's raw, ridiculous, and relentlessly funny – just the way Capper likes it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with one of Australia's funniest comedians, Nick Capper, for a no-holds-barred run of chaotic road stories. From getting obliterated on weed gummies with Ari Shaffir in Adelaide and accidentally smuggling them to Canberra, to running through the streets with a four-person KFC dinner box before a gig, Nick proves that sometimes the most unprofessional moments turn into the best performances.They cover the highs and lows of travelling with other comics, the strange habits of anxious performers, testing questionable material at open mics, and those glorious moments when your partner is sure you're about to bomb… only for you to absolutely crush it. Packed with laughs, embarrassing tales, and raw comedian life on the road, this yarn is pure gold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

n this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles welcomes comedian Nick Capper for a fast-paced yarn about stand-up, the wild unpredictability of small-town gigs, and the unexpected doors a viral joke can open.Nick starts by shouting out some of his favourite comics — from close mate Dan Rath, whose material either annihilates a room or clears it entirely, to the razor-sharp Luke Heggie, plus international inspirations like Dave Chappelle, Maria Bamford, and Tig Notaro.The conversation turns to Nick's friendship with fellow comic Andrew Hamilton (“Hamo”). Nick shares how a Proper True Yarn podcast mention helped turn a doomed Shepparton tour stop into a packed, electric night. Originally expecting just five people, Hamo's Facebook post — fuelled by listeners and locals — brought dairy farmers straight from the milking shed, boots on and all, to a heaving comedy crowd. The Shepp gig ended in a classic country night out, complete with stories about dodgy strip clubs, inventive electricians dimming the lights for the dancers, and the unique party energy of rural Australia.Nick then talks about opening for US comedy star Matt Rife — a connection born from a viral bit about the urban myth of Marilyn Manson and Prince removing ribs to perform a certain act on themselves. Rife saw the joke back when he had only 30k followers, promised to work with Nick if he ever toured Australia, and followed through once his fame exploded into the millions.Throughout, Knuckles and Nick riff relentlessly — from self-deprecating digs at their own careers, to absurd rib-cage surgery extensions, to playful shout-outs to Gympie and Nambour. The yarn is a blend of behind-the-scenes comedy hustle, the magic of unexpected gigs, and mateship-fuelled storytelling at its loosest and funniest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Nick Capper joins Knuckles for a brutally honest and hilariously raw yarn about surviving testicular cancer. From discovering a tiny lump during Melbourne's lockdown, to enduring awkward scans with a little too much gel, to the surreal moment he was asked to “make a deposit” at a children's hospital sperm clinic — Capper tells it all. But the laughs sit alongside an important message: check yourself, because cancer doesn't discriminate. The pair swap stories about men's health, undescended testicles (human and canine), and the stubborn pride that stops too many blokes from seeing a doctor. It's part comedy, part cautionary tale, and all Proper True Yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this cracking yarn, comedian Nick Capper shares the night Robin Williams rocked a Sydney comedy crowd while in town for Happy Feet 2. From sprinting across the city to catch the legend live, to nervously telling him about one of his most infamous flops (Jack), this tale has it all — awkward fan moments, quick-fire genius, and Robin's perfect parting line: “I think he should have cooked the steak.” Plus, Capper dives into wild cruise ship gigs, country engagement party chaos, and a mystery “black ash” that turned one small-town night into an unforgettable bender.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Nick Capper joins the Proper True Yarn Podcast for a chaotic tribute to one of Australian comedy's wildest cult heroes – Aaron “Gox” Gocs. From parking miles away from the airport and walking the highway in thongs with two plastic bags, to driving a Subaru Outback with no windscreen, to derailing a Comedy Central shoot with nothing but fried chicken and chaos – the Gox tales are as unhinged as they are hilarious. Nick and Knuckles swap outrageous yarns about airport mishaps, dead possums in green rooms, and the everyday madness that follows Gox everywhere. A laugh-out-loud episode for comedy fans, yarn lovers, and anyone who appreciates Aussie characters at their finest.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Nick Capper joins Knuckles for a chaotic trip down memory lane, swapping stories from Australia's wildest bush events and B&S balls. From having his afro set on fire multiple times, to witnessing the bizarre “Afghanistan” esky-lid game, to the infamous Boys & Babes pig-hunting calendars, no yarn is too outrageous. Nick recalls burning couches, all-in brawls, and questionable recovery sessions, while Knuckles chimes in with equally shocking country tales. It's unfiltered, unruly, and unmistakably Aussie.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this loose and laugh-filled Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles fires quick questions at Dave from Our Cow, uncovering everything from his grooming habits to his dream of eating a cassowary. The lads swap wild party stories, trade blows in talk about old pub fights, and joke about unusual animals they'd love to taste – including pelicans. Dave opens up about meeting his wife in the mines, family dust-ups, and why he still backs himself in a fight against his old man. It's a chaotic mix of banter, business respect, and the kind of yarns you only hear when the guard's down.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Dave from Our Cow for a raw and inspiring conversation about going from broke coal miners to running a multi-million-dollar meat business. Dave opens up about sticking to his roots, navigating food safety challenges, and the gritty realities of producing and delivering premium Aussie meat. From cashflow nightmares and near business collapse to lessons learned in the mines that now drive their success, this yarn is all about resilience, hard work, and chasing a better life beyond the pit.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Dave from Our Cow for a raw and honest chat about the realities of producing quality meat in Australia. They break down the difference between grain-fed and grass-fed beef, the challenges of free-range farming, and why supermarket prices don't reflect what farmers actually get paid. From droughts and floods to the fight for fair prices, Dave explains why supporting farmers matters and how Our Cow is building a better market for Aussie producers. A must-listen for anyone who cares about where their food comes from.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this inspiring Proper True Yarn episode, we sit down with Dave from Our Cow, Australia's largest online meat company. From battling drought and debt on his first farm to building a nationwide network of farmers, Dave shares the highs and lows of turning a small Facebook beef venture into a multi-million-dollar operation. He reveals how COVID panic-buying sent orders skyrocketing 1,600% in a month, the hustle of knocking on farmers' doors for cattle, and the game-changing move into meat subscriptions. This is a story of grit, resilience, and how a fight to survive became a lifeline for over 150 Aussie farmers.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this fiery and fun episode, world champion boxer Viviana returns with more chaos, heart, and wild yarns. From the moment her partner Ben called her “too fat” on date night to the billion-dollar dream of flying her whole family over, Viv shares the raw, honest, and hilarious side of life in and out of the ring. She talks tiger pets, Colombian stereotypes, fighting her cousin, meeting Lomachenko, and the tattoo that sealed her relationship with Ben. Packed with laughs, grit, and passion—Viv's message is clear: age is just a number, hard work wins, and never underestimate a 51kg Colombian weapon.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

World flyweight champion Viviana Ruiz shares her rawest yarn yet—her insane journey from total underdog to global boxing elite. In this episode, Viviana reveals how she flew solo to Colombia with no team, fought in a nightclub cornered by a random stranger, and still knocked her opponent out.From surviving pepper spray chaos ringside to rupturing her Achilles right before signing with a major promoter, this yarn is chaos, heart, and pure determination. She talks training in a moon boot, hiding injuries, fighting through hormonal battles, and the dream of one day becoming Colombia's first undisputed boxing champion.It's brutal. It's honest. It's everything you don't see behind the belt. An unmissable Proper True Yarn.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.