Proper True Yarn

In this wild episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tony takes us from army shenanigans to life-threatening moments on a C-130 Hercules. From dangling on a harness at 13,000 feet while filming freefall jumps, to getting blasted by Black Hawk downwash and even staring down a bull at Barkly Homestead, these yarns are equal parts adrenaline, danger, and Aussie humour. Strap in for laughs, near misses, and raw tales from nearly a decade in uniform.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this gripping Proper True Yarn Podcast episode, we dive deep into the raw realities of service life with Team Tuning. From a Chinook nearly torn apart by a rogue artillery shell that left a soldier with a permanent stutter, to the shocking story of a cook betrayed and killed by an Afghan soldier while on lookout, this yarn doesn't hold back. Tony and his guest unpack the chaos of deployment, close calls under fire, and the trust-shattering moments that leave scars long after the uniform comes off. Beyond the battlefield, they explore the struggle of losing your identity when service ends, and how fishing, family, and new purpose can help light the way forward.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heath from Team Tooney takes us straight into recruit life — brutal drill sergeants, bent bedframes and hot-box humiliation at Kapooka, plus wild tales from job-specific training (including the maddening rules around weapons and helicopter licences). Raw, funny and honest: this one's for anyone who's ever wondered what makes soldiers tough — and what makes them laugh afterwards.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From smooth sacks to Silverado dreams, Connor from Pub Cats brings a mix of pub wisdom and wild yarns to the Patreon pod. He talks manscaping mishaps, billion-dollar truck fantasies, and why he's more at home in a country pub than a wild party. From footy blues that spiraled into sideline stabbings, to wrestling losses that nearly left him useless for work, Connor's got stories for days. There's pick-up lines in smoky beer gardens, debates on eating polar bear tacos, and the ultimate test—could his dad dust him up today? (Spoiler: yes.)Packed with laughs, honesty, and a few loose moments only found in the back bar of Australia's country pubs.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Connor from Pub Cats is back with one of his wildest yarns yet — the infamous Toowoomba night out that spiralled from pokies wins and stein sculls to a spew in the Bavarian and an accidental break-in at the Shamrock Hotel. What started as 40 blokes on a pub crawl turned into chaos, laughs, and a brush with a $20,000 robbery the boys had nothing to do with (but sure looked suss on camera).Between the carnage, Connor opens up about what Pub Cats has always stood for: mateship, connection, and the kind of bonding that happens best over a few cold ones. Raw, hilarious, and properly true — this one's got everything from cocktails and chaos to real talk about looking after your mates.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Connor from Pub Cats is back on the Patreon pod with a yarn that runs deep into the roots of mateship, pubs, and chasing ideas that matter. From those first chaotic pub crawls in $20 Vinnie's outfits, to starting a podcast with one mic between two blokes, Connor shares how Pub Cats grew from a laugh with mates into a movement.Now older, married, and a dad, he opens up about evolving the brand, staying true to its values, and why community and connection will always beat cheap thrills. And for the first time, Connor drops the inside scoop on his next big venture — opening The Laneway, a sports and cocktail bar set to shake up Dalby.A yarn about growth, grassroots hustle, and keeping it real while building something new.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest Q's go fully off-road with Johnny: a Veet-on-the-ballbag disaster, losing it at 13, a “sandwich bag” condom at a house party, and a car-park punch-on with fairground gypsies—plus the footy brawl so wild the cops shut it down. Also: billion-dollar wishes, ferrets as pets, and why Dad (the Popeye-forearmed sparky) still wins the fight.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From working in the London Bomber's house to stumbling over boxes of dildos, Johnny Raithby's years as a British Gas fitter gave him front-row seats to the strangest things behind closed doors. Naked portraits, shagging sheets, blow-up dolls tucked in like hotel guests, and even a homemade VHS porno left in the machine—it's all here. One of the most outrageous episodes yet, filled with dark laughs and jaw-dropping yarns from the houses he'll never forget.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On a rugby league tour to South Africa, Jonny Raithby thought the biggest danger was sharks in the harbour—until unmarked cops threw him and his mates into the back of a van. With bloodied legs, a drunken swim, and a midnight ride through the dark, things went from funny to terrifying fast. From near-death in a cell to bribery, strip club chaos, and the harsh reality of overseas police, this yarn is one of Jonny's scariest yet. A Proper True Yarn that shows how quickly a night on the piss can turn into a fight for freedom.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles sits back while Jonny Raithby unloads two belters. First up: the night a comedy hypnotist picked a shy 17-year-old Jonny and sent him under—bear-hugging his coach in undies, dancing, and miming golf swings that “connected” squarely with the family jewels. Jonny swears it was real, and reckons it flipped a switch in him—confidence, footy form, the lot.Then we jet to Marmaris, Turkey for his first lads' holiday: wrong end of the season, US sailors flood the town, local tension spikes, and Jonny's crew suddenly have a gang with knives on their heels. Cue back-street evasions and a six-foot-six Turkish unit who “has a word” and makes the problem disappear. Also: why Turkey's the world capital for hairlines and teeth, and £0.13 beers in the 90s.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knuckles sits down with West Yorkshire's own Jonny Raithby (Dewsbury) for a raw look at working-class England, rugby league obsession, and the darker edges of UK football culture. Jonny explains how towns get hooligan risk ratings, why away fans are segregated, and what it's like growing up between Leeds/Bradford/Wakefield/Huddersfield. Then it takes a wild turn: Jonny's strange claim to fame—repairing a hot water system at the home of one of the London 7/7 bombers weeks before the attacks—and how that era changed everyday life, from airport paranoia to no rubbish bins in central London. Candid, heavy in parts, and very, very real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with comedian Nick Capper for an unfiltered ride through absurd humour, outrageous life stories, and pure Aussie chaos. From his dream of honeymooning with Komodo dragons to meeting Robin Williams, witnessing the bloodiest pub brawl courtesy of “Lloyd Christmas,” and starring in hilarious (and awkward) ads with Cronulla Sharks players, nothing is off limits. Nick shares tales of wild gigs, insane travel moments, near-misses in fights, and the strangest pick-up lines you've ever heard. It's raw, ridiculous, and relentlessly funny – just the way Capper likes it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with one of Australia's funniest comedians, Nick Capper, for a no-holds-barred run of chaotic road stories. From getting obliterated on weed gummies with Ari Shaffir in Adelaide and accidentally smuggling them to Canberra, to running through the streets with a four-person KFC dinner box before a gig, Nick proves that sometimes the most unprofessional moments turn into the best performances.They cover the highs and lows of travelling with other comics, the strange habits of anxious performers, testing questionable material at open mics, and those glorious moments when your partner is sure you're about to bomb… only for you to absolutely crush it. Packed with laughs, embarrassing tales, and raw comedian life on the road, this yarn is pure gold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

n this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles welcomes comedian Nick Capper for a fast-paced yarn about stand-up, the wild unpredictability of small-town gigs, and the unexpected doors a viral joke can open.Nick starts by shouting out some of his favourite comics — from close mate Dan Rath, whose material either annihilates a room or clears it entirely, to the razor-sharp Luke Heggie, plus international inspirations like Dave Chappelle, Maria Bamford, and Tig Notaro.The conversation turns to Nick's friendship with fellow comic Andrew Hamilton (“Hamo”). Nick shares how a Proper True Yarn podcast mention helped turn a doomed Shepparton tour stop into a packed, electric night. Originally expecting just five people, Hamo's Facebook post — fuelled by listeners and locals — brought dairy farmers straight from the milking shed, boots on and all, to a heaving comedy crowd. The Shepp gig ended in a classic country night out, complete with stories about dodgy strip clubs, inventive electricians dimming the lights for the dancers, and the unique party energy of rural Australia.Nick then talks about opening for US comedy star Matt Rife — a connection born from a viral bit about the urban myth of Marilyn Manson and Prince removing ribs to perform a certain act on themselves. Rife saw the joke back when he had only 30k followers, promised to work with Nick if he ever toured Australia, and followed through once his fame exploded into the millions.Throughout, Knuckles and Nick riff relentlessly — from self-deprecating digs at their own careers, to absurd rib-cage surgery extensions, to playful shout-outs to Gympie and Nambour. The yarn is a blend of behind-the-scenes comedy hustle, the magic of unexpected gigs, and mateship-fuelled storytelling at its loosest and funniest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Nick Capper joins Knuckles for a brutally honest and hilariously raw yarn about surviving testicular cancer. From discovering a tiny lump during Melbourne's lockdown, to enduring awkward scans with a little too much gel, to the surreal moment he was asked to “make a deposit” at a children's hospital sperm clinic — Capper tells it all. But the laughs sit alongside an important message: check yourself, because cancer doesn't discriminate. The pair swap stories about men's health, undescended testicles (human and canine), and the stubborn pride that stops too many blokes from seeing a doctor. It's part comedy, part cautionary tale, and all Proper True Yarn.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this cracking yarn, comedian Nick Capper shares the night Robin Williams rocked a Sydney comedy crowd while in town for Happy Feet 2. From sprinting across the city to catch the legend live, to nervously telling him about one of his most infamous flops (Jack), this tale has it all — awkward fan moments, quick-fire genius, and Robin's perfect parting line: “I think he should have cooked the steak.” Plus, Capper dives into wild cruise ship gigs, country engagement party chaos, and a mystery “black ash” that turned one small-town night into an unforgettable bender.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Nick Capper joins the Proper True Yarn Podcast for a chaotic tribute to one of Australian comedy's wildest cult heroes – Aaron “Gox” Gocs. From parking miles away from the airport and walking the highway in thongs with two plastic bags, to driving a Subaru Outback with no windscreen, to derailing a Comedy Central shoot with nothing but fried chicken and chaos – the Gox tales are as unhinged as they are hilarious. Nick and Knuckles swap outrageous yarns about airport mishaps, dead possums in green rooms, and the everyday madness that follows Gox everywhere. A laugh-out-loud episode for comedy fans, yarn lovers, and anyone who appreciates Aussie characters at their finest.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Nick Capper joins Knuckles for a chaotic trip down memory lane, swapping stories from Australia's wildest bush events and B&S balls. From having his afro set on fire multiple times, to witnessing the bizarre “Afghanistan” esky-lid game, to the infamous Boys & Babes pig-hunting calendars, no yarn is too outrageous. Nick recalls burning couches, all-in brawls, and questionable recovery sessions, while Knuckles chimes in with equally shocking country tales. It's unfiltered, unruly, and unmistakably Aussie.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this loose and laugh-filled Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles fires quick questions at Dave from Our Cow, uncovering everything from his grooming habits to his dream of eating a cassowary. The lads swap wild party stories, trade blows in talk about old pub fights, and joke about unusual animals they'd love to taste – including pelicans. Dave opens up about meeting his wife in the mines, family dust-ups, and why he still backs himself in a fight against his old man. It's a chaotic mix of banter, business respect, and the kind of yarns you only hear when the guard's down.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Dave from Our Cow for a raw and inspiring conversation about going from broke coal miners to running a multi-million-dollar meat business. Dave opens up about sticking to his roots, navigating food safety challenges, and the gritty realities of producing and delivering premium Aussie meat. From cashflow nightmares and near business collapse to lessons learned in the mines that now drive their success, this yarn is all about resilience, hard work, and chasing a better life beyond the pit.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Dave from Our Cow for a raw and honest chat about the realities of producing quality meat in Australia. They break down the difference between grain-fed and grass-fed beef, the challenges of free-range farming, and why supermarket prices don't reflect what farmers actually get paid. From droughts and floods to the fight for fair prices, Dave explains why supporting farmers matters and how Our Cow is building a better market for Aussie producers. A must-listen for anyone who cares about where their food comes from.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this inspiring Proper True Yarn episode, we sit down with Dave from Our Cow, Australia's largest online meat company. From battling drought and debt on his first farm to building a nationwide network of farmers, Dave shares the highs and lows of turning a small Facebook beef venture into a multi-million-dollar operation. He reveals how COVID panic-buying sent orders skyrocketing 1,600% in a month, the hustle of knocking on farmers' doors for cattle, and the game-changing move into meat subscriptions. This is a story of grit, resilience, and how a fight to survive became a lifeline for over 150 Aussie farmers.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this fiery and fun episode, world champion boxer Viviana returns with more chaos, heart, and wild yarns. From the moment her partner Ben called her “too fat” on date night to the billion-dollar dream of flying her whole family over, Viv shares the raw, honest, and hilarious side of life in and out of the ring. She talks tiger pets, Colombian stereotypes, fighting her cousin, meeting Lomachenko, and the tattoo that sealed her relationship with Ben. Packed with laughs, grit, and passion—Viv's message is clear: age is just a number, hard work wins, and never underestimate a 51kg Colombian weapon.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

World flyweight champion Viviana Ruiz shares her rawest yarn yet—her insane journey from total underdog to global boxing elite. In this episode, Viviana reveals how she flew solo to Colombia with no team, fought in a nightclub cornered by a random stranger, and still knocked her opponent out.From surviving pepper spray chaos ringside to rupturing her Achilles right before signing with a major promoter, this yarn is chaos, heart, and pure determination. She talks training in a moon boot, hiding injuries, fighting through hormonal battles, and the dream of one day becoming Colombia's first undisputed boxing champion.It's brutal. It's honest. It's everything you don't see behind the belt. An unmissable Proper True Yarn.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

World champ Viviana Ruiz returns for another high-octane yarn, diving deep into the brutal and unlikely road she took to become a professional boxer. From lying about her weight to get fights, to getting bashed by veterans, to pushing back against a boxing system that didn't want her – this is a raw, honest look at what it takes to rise when the odds are stacked against you.Viviana shares the harsh realities of being a petite, 30-something Colombian woman in an Australian boxing world that tried to ignore her. With over 60 amateur fights, constant travel, and rejection from selectors, she and her partner Ben fought everyone and everything to finally reach the pinnacle – winning the WBA Women's Flyweight World Title in April 2025.This yarn is about grit, sacrifice, and fighting for your place when no one wants to give it to you.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Viviana Ruiz went from blackout nights and homesickness to becoming the WBA Women's Flyweight World Champion—and this yarn is nothing short of jaw-dropping. Starting boxing at 32, after leaving Colombia and giving up a career in engineering, Viviana shares her wild journey from pouring wines as a waitress to pouring sweat in the ring.In this Proper True Yarn, she opens up about falling in love with boxing, being trained by her now-partner Ben, and battling doubt, language barriers, overtraining, and burnout to chase a near-impossible dream. It's passionate, raw, and packed with the kind of determination only a true champion carries.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this laugh-filled Proper True Yarn episode, boxing coach Ben Sava opens up about everything from billion-dollar dreams to the most famous fighters he's met. He recalls the wildest fight of his life—including the time he accidentally knocked out two people with one punch—and reveals his dream pet (spoiler: it's got a tail). With hilarious tangents on street brawls, pick-up line disasters, and fighter mindsets, this yarn is as unpredictable as it is entertaining.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben Savva is back with another ripper yarn—this time diving into the raw beginnings of his boxing journey in Australia. From sleeping in a stairwell to coaching a Colombian world champion, Ben reflects on how he rebuilt his life with nothing but a mouthguard and grit. He shares a wild story of taking a fight with four minutes' notice, flooring a 100kg local lad, and how coaching—not just boxing—became his true calling. An episode packed with honesty, humility, and plenty of punches.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this raw and wild yarn, boxing coach Ben Savva shares how he hit absolute rock bottom—dumped, broke, and living in a hostel—only to rebuild his life from scratch in Australia. After a mad breakup and losing everything, Ben finds redemption the hard way: stepping into a boxing ring for a “job interview” and landing a coaching gig on the spot. From chaos to clarity, this yarn is all about grit, growth, and the punch that changed it all.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boxing coach Ben Savva steps into the Proper True Yarn hot seat and delivers a wild, raw yarn about his early days owning a gym in the UK—when Saturday nights meant beers, benders, and busted glass bottles. From stripper showdowns and ego-fuelled missteps to the haunting consequences of a mate's psychotic break, Ben unpacks the chaotic turning point that led him to sell up and move to Australia. It's a story of ego, madness, redemption, and the moment a crate of beers flying through a gym changed everything.#ProperTrueYarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dean MRKCFIT is back with Knuckles for another wild ride full of laughs, lessons, and lunacy. From brawling with nightclub bouncers in Mykonos to turning his life around after 11 years inside, Dean's yarns hit harder than his right hook. The boys dive into wild parties, insane fights, hilarious questions from the audience, and the power of mindset. Dean shares how he's using his second shot at life to inspire others through his fitness brand and mental coaching — and even dreams of owning a fully trained warthog. This one's raw, funny, and full of fire.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dean MRKCFIT is back, and this time he's bringing fists, fire, and fury to the Proper True Yarn Podcast. Knuckles and Dean dive headfirst into the brutal, no-escape world of the International Brawling Championship (IBC) — a raw, gloves-on, hands-only combat sport built for entertainment and chaos. With four-ounce gloves, a small cage, and zero running, it's all about who can bang hardest and last the longest. Dean's thrown his name in the ring, and he's calling out any big dog keen for war. This episode is a full-throttle preview of one of the wildest fight events Australia's ever seen.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After 11 years behind bars, Dean “MRKCFIT” Marks returns to Proper True Yarn to share the real turning point of his life — a brutal past, a moment of reckoning, and the mental transformation that sparked his fitness and mindset brand, Moxy Fit. Dino opens up about the dark realities of prison life, the power of mental strength, and the grind of rebuilding from zero. He and Knuckles also shine a light on the resilience of Aussie racer-turned-boxer Renee Gracie, proving what can happen when you ignore the noise and put in the work. Gritty, honest, and motivating as ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this gripping follow-up yarn, Dean Marks returns with tales from the road — from sleeping on car bonnets in Bowen's mangroves at 15 to picking fruit with wild units across rural Australia. He dives deep into the chaos of his youth, the hard lessons learned on cotton farms, and the heartbreaking prison sentence that followed a brutal act of vengeance. A raw, real and emotional ride that explores loyalty, family, and what happens when rage simmers for too long.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dean Marks joins the pod to share an unfiltered journey from nightclub chaos in Rockhampton to 14 years inside some of Queensland's toughest prisons. From all-in pub brawls to navigating racial tensions behind bars, Dean opens up about survival, self-discovery, and turning pain into purpose. Raw, powerful, and unexpectedly uplifting — this yarn is one you won't forget.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jarrod Wallace is back with more cracking yarns from his Origin days—this time unpacking what it's like after the final whistle. From rolling straight into Titans duty with adrenaline still pumping, to wild celebrations that saw Cam Smith still in full kit at 1am, Wallace gives us the raw insight few get to hear.He talks the pressure of representing Queensland, playing alongside legends like JT and GI, and what Origin means to those lucky enough to wear maroon. This one dives deep into the heart of State of Origin footy—equal parts hilarious, nostalgic, and full of pride.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Origin heartbreak to hero status, Jarrod Wallace brings a proper yarn for the ages. He takes us behind the scenes of Queensland's legendary 2017 State of Origin win, sharing everything—from getting the call-up and battling nerves to scoring his first and only Origin try off a Munster miracle ball. We hear about boozy camps, squirrel grips, running off the back fence, and what it's really like lining up alongside Queensland greats like JT, Cam Smith, and Billy Slater.This one's raw, hilarious, and packed with footy gold.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From surviving next to Ted Bundy on Death Row to six wild escape attempts—including hiding in a hole like a hunted animal—John Merritt's story is one of the most hectic yet. In this yarn, Jack Laurence returns with some of the wildest stories from inside the U.S. prison system: corrupt convictions, inmates running phone rackets, and a man known only as Rat Snake. Buckle up for one hell of a ride through America's broken justice system—and the minds of the men stuck inside it.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What starts as a man's mission to avenge his sister's near-death turns into one of the wildest prison yarns you'll ever hear. Jack Laurence returns with the story of Nosakhare “Nosa” Anamanu — who intentionally got himself locked up, escaped, and chased a man across Michigan's prison system… only to be framed for a completely unrelated murder he didn't commit. This episode has it all: revenge, gang politics, planted evidence, and a justice system twisted beyond belief. One of the craziest tales yet.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack Laurence is back with one of the most unbelievable true crime stories you'll ever hear. Temüjin Kensu has been locked up for 38 years—life without parole—for a murder he couldn't possibly have committed. With nine alibi witnesses, no evidence, and a 400-mile gap between him and the crime scene, his case is as crooked as they come. Jack walks us through the tangled web of corruption, forged theories, and absolute injustice that's kept an innocent man behind bars since 1986. This yarn will leave you stunned, fired up, and maybe ready to join the push for his freedom.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Podcast host Jack Laurence is back with one of the craziest stories yet—an inmate who conned the U.S. justice system, sued Sean “P. Diddy” Combs for $100 million, won, and had the paperwork to (seemingly) back it all up. But when Jack starts digging deeper, the story begins to unravel fast. From forged documents and three-way phone calls to feeding answers in real time, this yarn has it all—celebrity drama, courtroom chaos, and prison politics. Absolute madness from start to finish.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From death row to international fugitives, podcaster Jack Laurence has heard it all—and on this Proper True Yarn, he shares the wildest tales behind One Minute Remaining and Wanted. Jack lifts the lid on America's broken justice system, cartel hitmen with pet monkeys, and the underground app where fugitives and hackers talk shop. A rollercoaster yarn filled with chaos, crime, and characters you won't believe are real. This one's as proper as they come.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the final yarn of the series, AFL premiership player Robbie “Bushy” Copeland opens up about the wildest player he played with, the toughest teammates, and the brutal realities of life after footy. From dreams of billion-dollar farms and moose pets to diesel in fishing boats and punch-ups with schoolyard footy critics, this one's a proper send-off. Packed with raw laughs, old-school honesty, and good bush values—Copeland leaves nothing in the tank (except maybe diesel).#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this yarn, Robbie Copeland strips back the glitz of AFL glory and shares the brutal reality of footy finances in the early 2000s. From earning just $150 a week while juggling footy and furniture removal, to being offered a big-money move to Richmond and turning it down for loyalty—this episode dives into the less glamorous side of professional sport. Robbie also chats about playing on legends like Judd and Cousins, the physical toll of tagging elite midfielders, and how he ended up toothless and unpaid while lifting premiership cups. A brutally honest, hilarious look behind the curtain of footy fame.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the third instalment with AFL legend Robbie Copeland, we dive into the peak of his playing days – a standout season capped by shutting down Nathan Buckley in the 2003 Grand Final. From copping a flying elbow that shattered three front teeth (thanks, teammate) to taking on one of Collingwood's greatest with nothing but grit and niggle, Robbie breaks down what made that Lions dynasty so dominant. He also opens up on the brutal end to his AFL career, the changing tides in the game, and how Port Adelaide finally cracked the code. A yarn full of passion, punishment, and proper finals footy.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AFL great Robbie Copeland returns for another red-hot yarn, diving into the wild tales of premiership glory, Mad Monday madness, and footy folklore. From Don King helping Jason Akermanis seal a Nike deal in Vegas to nearly getting dumped in a bin truck at Carindale, this episode is packed with raw laughs and classic locker room stories. Copeland breaks down what made the Brisbane Lions dynasty so dominant, how Leigh Matthews led with quiet power, and why being the team pest was a job he proudly owned. Another unreal episode from the glory days of real AFL.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, former Brisbane Lions AFL star Robbie Copeland takes us back to the glory days—when footy was raw, tough, and full of character. From missing the draft twice to winning a premiership on his 20th birthday, Robbie shares what it took to go from working a day job to running out on the MCG. With wild Mad Monday stories, zinc oxide disasters, missing premiership cups, and the truth behind the "keys to the city," this is a locker room yarn for the ages.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle in for another outrageous round with Monica, the Proper True Yarn Podcast's resident chaos magnet. From a demented old fella begging for a happy ending to snapping on with diesel fitters and dodging Tinder catfish, this one's got everything. Hospital horror stories, fights on nightclub stairs, naked furries at Sydney mansion parties, and enough one-liners to fill a toolbox. The Cougar Queen is back — and she's after a bloke with a boat and the balls to banter.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The queen of carnage is back, and she's spilling more than tea. In this episode, Monica dishes out raw advice for the fellas on how not to suck on Tinder, breaks down what gets an instant swipe left, and shares even more rogue hospital yarns — including a dementia patient with chlamydia, a doctor with a dud dick, and a Tinder date that ended in a taxidermy nightmare. If you're after outrageous banter and wild medical mishaps, this one's for you.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Monica's back on the pod and this one is nothing short of chaos. From accidentally treating a Tinder match's gravel rash to a dementia patient who shoved pistachio shells in his foreskin, this episode will leave you speechless. Brett and Monica dive into wild hospital admissions, Tinder horror stories, and why wedding rings don't belong anywhere near your penis. Unfiltered, hilarious, and definitely not safe for work – it's another Proper True Yarn you won't forget.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for round two, Monica the Nurse is back in the chair and firing on all cylinders. From a fisting-induced mystery bleed to a four-way STI transmission with a bonus family twist, this episode is absolute chaos in the best way. Brett and Monica dive deep into the wild world of regional hospitals, hermaphrodite anatomy, and machete-related misunderstandings. It's raw, unfiltered, and guaranteed to make you laugh, squirm, and maybe rethink your next Tinder date.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.