Just the Tips with Austin and Julian

This week the boys talk about fans, mosquitos, Julian's Grandpa's dick, and much more! Get to the Tips! (7:40) Learn to ask for help (15:54) What to do when your power goes out in your home (20:46) Make it a rule to arrive 10 minutes early (26:18) Try live in a walkable place at some point in your life (33:14) Factor in your time when saving money (46:15) Put lost things in the first place you looked when you find them (64:43) Deep Ass Tips Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

Get to the Tips! (10:47) You can become reasonable proficient at anything in 6 months (17:48) Don't let those skeezy optomitrists pressure you into buying expensve glasses (28:42) Don't go to a restaurant as they're closing (35:52) How to deal with stinky shoes (57:57) Stop thinking about who's fault it is and start thinking about who's responsibility it is, bitch (61:02) Julian's Mac and Cheese top secret recipe (67:45) Deep Ass Tips Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about Bob Villa, Cypress Hill, ass cleaning, and much more! Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk Mac and Cheese, peeing in front of of other people, Diddy's been diddling, and much, much more! Just the Tips with Austin and Julian is brought to you by Tim McRaw brand Ultra-Thin Latex condoms. Tim McRaw Brand Latex Condoms: "Feels so Good." Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about Jon Hamm's hog and other interesting topics. Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

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This week the boys talk about Butt Plugs, Dad Core, 50 shades of Gray, Meet Racks and more! Get to the Tips: 10:04 - Shave in the shower 16:00 - Store your sex toys in a tool box 28:18 - Feed your contractors 36:31 - Donate your old towels to a veterinary clinic 41:40 - Always overtip on your first drink 50:11 - Open windows and sunshine to fight mold 54:08 - Two questions before you buy something 66:22 - Give your pets a large water bowl in case you die unexpectedly 72:40 - Deep Ass Tips Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

No tips here, just long-winded stories from Julian while Austin occasionally chimes in with a random memory. Email us at justhetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about: Strip Clubs, Mr. Julian's Prince Albert, Catalina Island experiments , Breast Stroking, Caring for Bees, Brown Bananas and more! Get to the tips: 4:50 - Give your grandma the same wifi password as yours… 10:57 - Overtip on your first drink… 16:40 - Ceiling fan tip of the week… 25:04 - How to survive a deadly bee attack… 33:22 - How to work with your perfectionist tendencies … 37:42 - Questions to ask yourself before buying a new product… 45:36 - Salad green shelf-life tips of the stars… 52:23 -  Save money on abortions… 56:55 - Don't tell your girlfriend who her hottest friend is… 59:05 - No kid's parties before a big event… Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about: Cold Chicken, Straws, solids, napkin hoarding, Papoosas, Bluetooth speakers, Hags, Duolingo, and more! Get into some passive exercise (14:48) Don't ask questions you don't want answers to (23:39) Take those napkins home buddy (24:58) Be cautious of people speaking in absolutes (34:06) Sticker price prices (37:37) Pro tip for choosing a restaurant with your partner (44:06) Sink draining tip of the week (51:45) Deep Ass Tips (59:14) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about: The Greatest Journal in the World, Robot Vacuums, Exercise, Bangers, My Little PonyBoys, Tylenol Suicide, PB Jars, Silk shirts, Dripping' and More! Be careful with the toxic coworker who never got fired (11:06) Make a gift list on your phone (13:55) A secret tip to control binge watching (18:48) If you are going to commit suicide, don't use Tylenol (22:44) Get a big comforter (31:09) Julian's recycling tip of the week (36:44) Hot water is for the birds (49:21) Plunging tips of the stars (52:53) Deep Ass Tips (57:38) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about: Ford vs Chevy, Eating your mom, dick pics, bloody bags, road trip pissers, Conversating, Thug life, pony tails, and more! Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about….. Honestly, who cares any more. Please don't give up on us guys….. Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about Bed Bugs, The 69 Boyz, Spray Tans, Cargo Pants, Hokas and Brooks, Soup Cheeks, Wettest Mouth Competitions, Hairy knuckle Mollies, V- Neck Sweaters, The BeeGees, and More! Get to the Tips: You can return Nikes for up to 2 years of defects (13:15) What's good to know before you know it? Know where your water shut off valve is on your house (20:11) Take it easy with the household cleaning products (29:05) How to prevent photo swiping (32:30) Diet exercise is about more than looking good naked (39:36) A spoonful of PB can cure the hiccups (45:00) Shop at restaurant supply stores (48:54) Zelle doesn't report transactions to IRS (53:56) You are what you watch (55:55) Deep Ass Tips (61:30) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about Inglewood gun flashing, Angel's bag of pumpkins, Fudgecicles, Smoking cigs inside, Naked Grandpas and pros and cons of sleeping with them and more! Get to the Tips: You are under no obligation to answer your door (9:04) Tips for busting iPhone snoopers (16:30) Use the doorbell to get off the phone (20:22) Clean your sink faucet aerator ASAP (29:58) Only say good things behind people's backs (37:30) Record stories from old people before they die (41:30) Wear your polarized shades when driving in heavy rain (50:58) Deep Ass Tips (54:45) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about spiders, rattle snakes, Bike WashingBusinesses/Horrible business ideas, Poison boys get the poison out, Trash digging, rib bones, The Sniffer Test, The Sniffers, Julian's round butt cheeks, and more! Get to the Tips: Relocate your spiders (13:38) How to react to those pesky dog attacks (20:33) Let's talk decluttering (26:00) How to get those stubborn sweat smells out of your gym socks (31:40) How to get over that chronic snoozing ya big lug (35:16) Julian's shit tip of the week about organizing your computer (40:32) Baby Steps (42:55) Spammers be Spammin' (46:55) Use a grocery bag as floss (49:05) finestrahealth.com to find out how much medical bills will actually be (if you live in a major city) (50:46) Deep Cuts (59:01) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the Boys talk about Soul Patch Flavor Enhancing Tips of the Stars, Xanax Flights, Chevy Men, DoorDash vs BeanDash, A ride on the Devil's Wagon, Bean Dip Deep Dives, All the Fuss, Slanging Beans, Bean Envy, and more! Coming Soon: Julian's new auto-biography: Terrified and Thirsty: A Young Man's Journey Across the Sonoran South West Glory Hole Circuit. A Tale of Growing Up, Finding Fulfillment and Finding One's Own Inner-Passion. Don't put bumper stickers on your car, they can make you a target for crazies (07:37) Pay cash at local businesses (15:09) Don't keep your ninja stars on your airbags (22:46) Take care of your ears (27:46) Tin Foil Tips of the Stars (39:38) Create protocols to avoid forgetting things and making mistakes (44:24) I want to speak to my lawyer (51:10) Try new foods! (54:25) Deep Ass Tips (63:33) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about: Smooth Butts, Definitely the Cheeks, A Fedora for Every Occasion, Trains are the Shit, Butt Girl, Dr. Oz vs Dr. Phil, Back Alley Bottomless Mimosas, The Lil' John Model Train Experience and more! Get to the Tips: Nobody cares if you work your butt off (6:31) Become friends with gardeners (19:49) Live close to work if you can (26:20) How to clean your water bottle if you've had a labotomy (32:21) Cover your laptop camera for goodness sake (39:17) A met oven mitt is no good for nobody (47:57) Get your colonoscopies! (50:10) Deep Ass Tips (60:57) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about Cool Handed Luke, Old Bangers, Julian's First Tweet, Cream Dreams, Robot Vacuums, Sizzlers of the Southwest, AC the Buffet King, Nips Hangin' and more! Get to the Tips: Here's how to stay cool at night (4:45) How to fuck the police (9:35) How to manage your finances (24:06) Working out is good for your mental health too (30:07) Don't be afraid to end a conversation you don't want to be in (34:47) It's not all about you, guy (41:16) Define yourself by the things you(44:46) Justwatch.com is the new TV guide (50:05) Put your phone in nighttime mode when you go to sleep you maniac (52:43) The rubbing alcohol tip of the stars 0p(55:35) Deep Ass Tips (57:46) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about: Ballroom Dancing, 2003 and Me, Upbeat Summertime Lovin', Big Tymers and Friends, Twerkin' to the Oldies Volume 1, Hard Summers, Julians New and Improved Thanksgiving Turkey Secrets, WW2, and more! Coming this spring: Julian's updated autobiography: Mr. Big Dick: The Trials and Tribulations of a Well-Penised Man Growing Up in the Sonoran Southwest. A Modern Tale of Life, Love and Loss. Get to the Tips: Insider tricks for cancelling hotel reservations (8:22) How to remember people's names (13:46) Never cook I meal for the first time if you have guests over (18:43) How to use Pam properly (23:26) Find out what “behind” means in a kitchen (27:48) Let your server greet you before you start being a dick (34:56) How to pack and travel according to Julian (46:30) Put your wallet in your front pocket (52:32) Chopped and Screwed (69:06) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Cracker Barrel Boners, second-hand shoes, Asic's Jelly, Drinking Alone, Mandolins, Shitty Drivers, Cups O' Shit and more! Get to the Tips: Lifetime Supply of Mac and Cheese (08:06) Take a pic of your car's mileage before taking it to the shop (12:48) DOs and DO NOT DOs for restaurant non-professionals (17:46) Doig things when you don't want to do them is a skill (23:14) Never skimp on what you put between yourself and the ground (28:46) Ask the staff of good restaurants where they eat (42:22) Don't judge people for being stupid assholes (49:58) Julian's kitchen mandolin tip of the week (56:50) Deep Ass Tips (58:39) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about purple puke, MadDog 20/20, soup stock, meat bones, The Adventures of Chicken Bone Geoff, Soup Broth Secrets of the Stars, those fucking raviolis, Orange Julius hoes, Falling in love with your car all over again, packaged gravy Dos and Do Not Dos and more! We regret to inform you that Uncle Juilan's Packaged Gravy is now discontinued. In honor of this fine product we will be giving our listeners a 40% discount on any and all of Uncle Juilan's Packaged Gravy products. *Warning: UJPG is not safe for consumption. Get to the tips: Assume everyone in the comments is a 13 year old kid (10:37) Freeze left over veggies and meat bones for soup (17:13) The only way out is through (29:12) Get an expensive house and a cheap car (34:10) How to transfer playlists from Spotify to Apple with SongShift (49:14) How to fuel your car from the right side (52:55) Take a picture of the odometer (55:24) Include your 401k into your salary when searching for a new job (59:15) You can copy and paste text from your photos now (61:33) DEEP ASS TIPS (64:41) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about Pina Coladas, Wine-Steins, Adult Arcades, Kiana Reeves, The Matrix, Bad Ass Motorcycles, Boiling the bones, Tank Bodies, Fanny packs, Rollerblade gangs and more! Get to the tips: Shit tip of the week! In a survival situation, cook things in water instead of fire (10:36) Do chores when you feel angry (15:16) Practice correctly from the beginning (19:12) It's okay to look back, but don't stare (31:30) Motorcyclist secret cop signals/Julian's story time (34:05) Deep Ass Tips (60:53) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about Hemorrhoids, Impeding cheeks, Humpin' Around, Pottery Barn, Sasquatches, Thunder Fucking, Rice Heavy Households, Julian's Lazy Eyes, Breakfast Sandwiches, Moon Pies and More! Get to the Tips: Just because someone is a good speaker doesn't mean they know what they are talking about (8:24) Try every style of food after moving out of your childhood home (16:00) Buy quality stuff at a thrift store over cheap shitty shit (24:20) Never wash rice down the sink (27:59) Stare into the sun in the morning (32:01) Food poisoning do's and do not do's (38:14) Wipe the snow of your car's roof (46:47) How to keep your vehicle tidy (51:12) Deep Ass Tips (60:29) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk debate ITT Tech Vs Trump University,, Crumple Zones, The Pros and Cons of Getting Plunged, Jars of Urine, Subway Masturbation, Ellipticals and Bowflexing, Second Hand Food, Pussy Footing, Hairy Finger Dipping, One Shot Moves, Arm Wrestling Hot Hunks and more! Get to the Tips: Voice record your interaction after a car accident (5:00) Say yes to new friends if you don't want to die alone (9:40) Use the weekend to build the life you want instead of trying to escape the life you have (16:02) Your employer cares more about your attendance than your performance (21:13) The moving tip of the week! (26:50) Don't badmouth your last company in an interview you dipshit (35:03) How to redirect pesky insects for idiots (44:40) How to professionally take a sick day (47:22) If you have nothing in common with your parents, talk to them about your boring day (51:50) Look at several recipes and make them your own (54:18) Deep Ass Tips (61:32) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about Jerky Bags, New Years Resolutions, Vegemite, Bing, Stephen Seagal: Hard to Kill, The Imperial System, Jules takes a spill, Skateboarding and more! Ge to the Tips: When you make a visible mistake in front of people, Amit fault immediately (5:49) Bing shit tip of the week (8:38) Always use a waterproof bed cover on your mattress (13:05) Foreigner shit tip of the week (21:14) Do Not comment on the obvious thing about a person (23:00) How to not lose your child at Disneyland (26:58) Work with your habits, not against them (32:09) The clock method to quickly convert miles to kilometers (35:42) Try things twice not once (40:35) Do not show up to a party early (52:45) Deep Ass Tips (54:50) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys are back in town and talking about Santa's Sweatshop, Julian's Favorite Pen, The Hairless Club for Men (Julian is not only the President but he's also a Client), Florence Rump Shaker and Much Much More! Get to the Tips: If someone important in your life mentions something that they want or need, write it down in your notepad (5:08) Gift advice: Buy someone an expensive version of something that is normally cheap (11:20) No shit Tip of the week. Uber drivers rate you as a passenger (13:41) Get married at the courthouse you bitch (21:25) If you don't have a measuring cup and you're cheap as fuck, buy a jar of Classico pasta sauce. Listen in to find out why (24:27) If you want to leave the party, don't overthink it, just do it (27:54) How to put out those pesky beach fires (33:47) Don't make cliche jokes about someone's name when you first meet them (51:56) Watch lectures twice at double speed (56:51) How to guess a woman's age (58:17) Deep Ass Tips (60:40) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com For a free month premium subscription to Newsly, visit https://newsly.me/ and enter the promo code T1PS

This week the boys talk about Dongle issues, Julian gets his butt lasered, Woodshop Whiffs, Dirty Rugs, Modern Lubricants, other Macho things and much more! Get to the Tips: Driving predictable over polite (10:16) When testing your fire alarms, pay attention to where your pets hide (13:55) Staying in shape is easier than getting in shape. So we recommend already being in shape (17:49) Powerwash your soiled things at the car wash (21:36) Don't eat so fast you fat fuck (25:20) If you're uncomfortable with compliments, just say, “thank you” and move on (34:15) Stop responding to everything with negativity (38:02) 3,000 mile oil changes are for chumps (41:38) Everyone needs sleep. Some people more than others (43:53) If you use Amazon, make sure you're using Amazon Smile (49:57) Deep Ass Tips (54:30) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about Domestic Passion, Toxic Peoples, Charles Manson, Couch Potatoes, PB and Jelly, Extra Spicy Things and more! Yoga Nidra: https://youtu.be/7H0FKzeuVVs https://youtu.be/7H0FKzeuVVs Get to the Tips: Going on a vacation with the person you're dating can be a good short cut to testing your compatibility (9:26) The How to Sleep tip of the week (22:47) Check yourself: Sometimes YOU are the toxic person (25:55) If you hear a word you don't know, look it up and expand your vocabulation (29:57) Alcohol has calories you fat drunk (33:42) If you want to get in shape for next summer, start now! Especially if you're really fat (39:35) If mosquitos are biting you in your yard, put a fan on you and it will blow them away (43:21) Get your shit done so you can have a free day and not feel guilty (46:37) Julian's shit tip of the week Use a spoon instead of a knife to spread Peanut Butter (49:59) Deep Ass Tips (56:45) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about Peg Legs, Giant Mounds of Shit, Clogging Toilets, Forced Bottoms, ATF, Bisexual ADD, Swedish Penis Pumps, Daddy Long Legs, Coyotes, Butterflies, Ladybugs, East Coast Coyotes and More! Get to the Tips: A trick for remembering if you locked the door, turned off the iron, stove, etc… (11:32) If your dog runs up to someone and they ask you to call your dog back, just do it motherfucker (20:18) If you know someone with bad but important news, offer to spread it for them (26:30) Stop saying yes when you want to say no. Apparently no does not mean yes after all (32:26) De-clutter the multiple phone photos right now. Don't wait! (35:57) Replace bad habits with good ones (43:50) Keep a copy of your vehicle records in your glove box (48:43) Killing fly shit tip of the week (51:31) Deep Ass Tips (58:30) Email us at justhetipspod@aol.com Instagram us @justthetipspodcast

This week the boys talk about Peg Legs, Pickle Inspecting, Harbor Freight Wheelchairs, Achilles' Heels, Sweet ass Subarus, Lucky Brand Long-Crotched Jeans, The Awkard Bulge, Affordable Jeans, Wipes and Electric Bikes, Brand Name Pickles, Testicle Models, Pros and Cons of being Crucified, Black Fish, Lab Grown Meat and more! Blackfish Clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/phhksh/seaworld_trainer_ken_peters_survives_attempted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Get to the Tips: Where blaze orange in the woods when hiking so the hunters can see you (10:47) Hunger is your body's way of measuring how soon you should eat, not how much you should eat (22:01) When deciding on a new job, don't underestimate the importance of its distance from your house (29:59) Compliment (and tip) customer service workers (34:15) How to put eye drops in like a professional (41:06) Once a year, sleep in a different place in your house and listen for stuff (44:55) A tip for dealing with those pesky automated services (48:00) Counter negative thoughts with positive ones you goddamn loser (51:27) Deep Ass Tips (66:18) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys talk about Ticklish Boys, RIP to the Lex, Cool Hand Luke and what's in his pocket? Washing machine Ice Chests, Heartburn Solutions of the Stars, General Butt Naked and more! Coming soon to book stores everywhere, Julian's new Business/Sex Tip book: One Eye on my Johnson, the Other on my Wallet: My Life on the New York Stock Exchange. The Boner Olympics! https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/os3jfi/gotta_love_the_olympics/ Get to the Tips: When chopping food, turn the knife to the dull side to scrape food off the cutting board (8:28) When traveling, rather than spending those outrageous gift store prices, try going to a thrift store for locally-based attire (11:57) Heartburn tip of the week! (17:12) Julian's Hurricane tip of the week (22:23) Expecting people to treat you the way that you treat them is a good way to be disappointed (27:02) Don't leave those glasses unattended at the bar (28:35) Before you hang that wall mounted television, Take a photo of the serial number and the location of your ports (35:18) Learn to accept that others may not care about certain things as much as you do (42:40) Let people finish their sentences even if it takes them a moment (46:40) Just because you did something wrong in the past, doesn't mean that it must invalidate your current mind set (58:04) Deep Ass Tips (67:56) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com

This week the boys take tips from earlier episodes and go on important tangents about Lip Rings and other things, Rock Hard Abs, The Tony Soprano Dress code, Fat Blobs getting ripped in their garage and more! Make sure to take notes on this one! Get to the Tips: Start a new hobby to make new friends (10:42) When searching for reviews or advice, type “reddit” in with the search (18:33) You'll never spend as much on an Uber as a DUI (26:54) Show up to anything 10 minutes early (38:34) You only get one body. Don't treat it like a rental (44:31) Consistency is the key when starting a workout program (55:26) Ask your grandparents about the interesting things they used to do when they were young (59:54) Do not postpone your happiness until some future date (61:33) Do not give a pet as I gift you dumb fuck (63:20) Your mental health is just as important as your physical health (64:32) Deep Ass Tips (67:05) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us @justthetipspodcast

This week the Boys talk about Asian Massages, Bratwurst Fingers, Egg Salad Truths, My Dad's Cookies, Cocks Communications, Living Outside the Law, Good-Ass Breathing Techniques and more! Get to the Tips: Boiled-Egg Tips of the Pros (12:19) Have a mechanic inspect that used car before buying (18:24) Have your map locked in before a hike (29:21) Don't let your job or passion be your entire identity (35:59) Be nice to customer service people (40:38) Shit Tip of the week about leaving a gun with a gunsmith if depressed (48:51) Don't forget to breathe (57:30) Deep Ass Tips (66:18) All-Trails Hiking: https://www.alltrails.com Don't Mess with Sex Machine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lueIajfi34w Breathing Pod: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-model-health-show/id640246578?i=1000527306849 Knowles Breathing Book: https://www.amazon.com/Knowles-Method-Breath-Training/dp/1481209965 Email us at justhtetipspod@aol.com Call or text Julian at (909) 541-0061

This week the boys talk about Sophisticated Chain Wallets, The Cowboy Experience, Walmart Greeting, DOs and DO NOT DOs of wearing and washing jeans, Port A Potty Etiquette and more! Get to the Tips: Energy and attitude are the most important parts of a job interview (12:11) Don't be overly-loyal to your company (17:24) Hang a wet towel outside during a heatwave for thirsty bees (32:44) Leave your keys on top of that item you might forget to take with you (46:14) PB&J Insider Secrets (59:30) Deep Ass Tips (65:06) Port-a-potty peeper: https://www.dailycamera.com/2015/02/13/boulder-potty-peeper-luke-chrisco-sentenced-to-six-years-in-prison/ Shaq loves Walmart: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/09/11/shaquille-oneal-put-70000-dollars-on-a-credit-card-at-walmart.html Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Call Julian at 909-541-0061

This week the boys talk about Bladder Envy, Oversized Urethras of the SouthWest, Open-Air Shitting, Manly Maintenance, Gopher Poisoning, Old Holes vs New Holes vs Random Holes, Kirkland Signature GOAT status and more! Get to the Tips: Avoid getting swindled by car dealerships (14:12) Freeze your lemon peels (24:25) Off-Brand Shopping and what it can do for you (35:24) Cat Bellies and other dangerous places (42:31) Shit tip of the week! How to avoid children on flights (46:06) Tips for traveling in a foreign country (48:04) Keep quality of life in mind with all decisions (51:42) Don't ruin your day just because you already ruined your day (55:52) Deep ass tips (61:48) - Coming Soon: Austin's long-awaited auto-biography: Rock Bottom: The Hormel Chili Chronicles - Austin' Mediterranean Chicken Wrap Recipe: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/ARW-j_jLaADse3OBkgxjsjPG35sPQz_AiHkEHbUwY-etEfwEtJ5d3Bc/ - The terrifying Humbolt Squid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQKs1-fwTgU Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram: @justthetipspodcast Text Julian at (909)541-0061

This week the boys talk about Sea Turtles, Trash islands, The Claremont Trotters, Ripe Fruit, Avocado Experts, Corn Squeezing, Sex Fruit, Kegals and Buick Regals, Click Bait vs Dick Bait and more! How to pick the perfect watermelon: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://i.redd.it/etg9yi51mc031.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/bstsi4/how_to_choose_the_perfect_watermelon/&tbnid=wgDKe8iuzMENFM&vet=1&docid=LVbxeLfw3Xq3pM&w=750&h=743&hl=en&source=sh/x/im Crazy Sailor Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxthF9o9k0Y Vice: Garbage Island: https://video.vice.com/en_nz/video/garbage-island/563b9c912aab5c416bc75039 Get to the Tips: How to pick the ripest citrus (10:21) Understanding who you don't want to be is just as understanding as who you do (15:35) The life-threatening truth about BBQ brush bristles (23:29) The Jizz tip of the week! (28:34) The DOs and DO NOT DOs of picking basil leaves (32:36) Never be afraid to say the words “I don't know” (37:15) Julian goes through the necessary steps to avoid fake car warranty scams (42:57) Half of your job is your job, the other half is managing relationships (48:30) DEEP ASS TIPS (60:17) Look for Julian's new Autobiography: 101 Jizz stories (My Life as the Jizz Expert), The Jizz Chronicles, Volume 1

This week the boys talk about Soft Serve, Spreading Cheeks Revisited, Shit Doctor MD, Consumer Reports, Recyclables, Garbage, Mindfulness, TGIM and more! The sad story of the K-cup man: https://money.cnn.com/2015/03/04/news/k-cups-keurig-inventor-regrets/index.html Look out for Julian's new Motivational Erotica book: Macho Man Handy Savage: How I use aggressive sex to get through the day. Get to the Tips: Using reddit to search for advice on the internet (12:27) The dangerous side-effects of dehydration (19:48) Fill out your emergency contact info in your phone (27:38) Paper towels are not recyclable (35:00) Learn to appreciate the moment (44:56) Don't ride in a car with your feet on a dashboard (50:55) You're not as good at swimming as you think you are (56:04) DEEP ASS TIPS (65:08) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at the Four Seasons (Total Landscaping) in Philadelphia October 4-6

This week the boys talk about working out high, Masturbating and Eating Nacho Cheese, Gold Chains, Javelinas, Big Dick Camp, UFOs, Action Bronson, Hairy Pits, Flavortown, Omeletes and Benedicts, Epic Wiping, Cheek Spreading to a Better Life, Shy Sphincters and more! Magical LSD Bike Ride: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/flashback-lsd-creator-albert-hofmann-drops-acid-for-the-first-time-629085/ Candy Stripers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital_volunteer Get to the Tips: Reasons why we were idiots (9:10) Don't swerve if a deer runs in front of you (12:14) You do not need to commit to one path in life (28:02) A tip for those friends who feel like other friends never reach out to them (35:00) Don't talk about it, be about it (39:24) Hairy man tip of the week. Spread your cheeks to poo to make wiping easier. Warning: possible shit tip (51:17) 10 second rule to save someone from embarrassment (58:34) DEEP ASS TIPS (62:35) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Madison Square Garden October 4-6

This week the boys talk about X Box Trials and Tribulations, Tiny Tuggers, Teejayx6: The Greatest Rapper Alive, Flirtin' w/ Dudes, Soft Core Porn, The Foreskin Thing, California Switch Blades, Jules loves T-Pain, Mortal Kombat, The Worms, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Hostess Julian Licks his Lips, Porn at the Library, Ring Camera Butt Cheeks, Hiking Moms and more! T-Pain bringing the pain: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/n18no8/tpain_gets_harassed_and_called_the_nword_by_group/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Teejayx6: The Greatest Rapper Alive: https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/teejayx6-interview/ The Arizona Trail: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Trail Lookout for Julian's new instructional book: Smart Car, Smarter Penis: Achieving the Foreskin of your dreams Get to the Tips: Give your ATM a nice Tug (9:00) If you get pee on your pants at a public urinal, use the hand dryer to cover up the crime (17:48) It's okay to change your opinion about something (23:36) Revisit childhood video games as an adult for fun and nostalgia (30:52) Give people a grace period the they give you a time estimate (40:38) Assume “anonymous” work surveys are not anonymous (46:50) Check the hot pavement before walking your dogs (59:21) Every three years fix your house up as if you were going to sell it (61:00) Deep Ass Tips (64:28) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast

This week the boys talk about Boneless Wings at the ‘Bees, Frequent Urination, A thumb in the ass and being stingy with the lube, Honky Tonk Girls, Country Music Fucking Sucks (and other objective truths), Pineapple Pizza, Good Ass Rizzoto, The Gary Busey Panty Dropper 3000 and more! DMX Slingshotting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6koLnpVKBdc Yelp being a Dick: https://www.google.com/search?q=Yelp+replaces+restaurant+phone+numbers&client=safari&rls=en&ei=ciZpYP-iHuLj5NoPouO30AI&oq=Yelp+replaces+restaurant+phone+numbers&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EANQmhBYmhBg1BFoAHACeACAAVWIAaIBkgEBMpgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXrAAQE&sclient=gws-wiz&ved=0ahUKEwj_o6K3x-PvAhXiMVkFHaLxDSoQ4dUDCAw&uact=5 If you are experiencing thoughts of harming yourself, or thoughts of suicidal ideation, or need to make a safety plan for yourself, please contact the National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 Get to the Tips: When sharing your opinion on subjective topics (such as music), don't be hostile (unless it's shitty country music) (10:10) Cook together early in a relationship (17:26) Scandalous Yelp strikes again (24:23) Finding the right background music to study or focus (28:34) Take a pic of the model and serial number of your tv before wall mounting it (37:13) Don't try to hide your mental health (41:44) Quit releasing balloons into the air because it's bad for wildlife (52:06) Deep Ass Tips (56:50) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast RIP DMX

This week the boys talk about the hottest male dancers, smelly boys, slimy balls and ball washing, swinger's night, front loaders, boxers or briefs, gift bags, wrapping paper deals, beekeepers and more! Don't forget to pick up Julian's highly anticipated new erotic novel: Soft Heart, Hard Cock Get to the Tips: If you can smell yourself… Better believe everyone else can smell you (6:24) If you're building a house now, put in an electric circuit for an electric car (16:55) Leave the door on your washing machine open to prevent a smelly, moldy washer (20:30) Julian teaches us how to calculate our credit scores (27:50) Teen Tip of the week: Save your mementos no matter how embarrassing they are (37:37) Shit tip of the week! Hint: it's about gift bags (47:25) Don't kill the bees! Get a beekeeper to keep the bees (52:28) Julian teaches us how to have conversations (56:18) Chopped and Screwed (63:17) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast

Just the Tips is Sponsored by "Tim McRaw Brand Ultra-Thin Latex Condoms" This week the boys talk about sperm whales, Cool Water Cologne, emergency shits, secret toilets, creeps and weirdos, strippers, gun aficionados, goddamn vegetables, corn on the cob, Eggmaster Julian talks eggs, Blueberry Stud Muffins and more! Coming Soon: DJ Julian's Gymnasium and Workout Center for Italians! Covid Vaccinations: https://hidrb.com Ambergris: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris Get to the Tips: Emergency Restroom Tip of the Week (11:00) Gunsmith Julian's #1 Gun tip for beginners (19:48) The New way to store your veggies https://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/lxmj2d/storing_fresh_veggies_to_keep_them_fresh_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (25:58) You only get one body. Take care of it (41:58) Just because someone's struggle isn't as bad doesn't mean it doesn't deserve compassion (56:22) If you put something down temporarily, say it out loud to help your brain remember where it is (59:53) Deep Cuts (71:16) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall September 4-8

This week the boys talk about Bar soap, Loofas on a stick, Hard to reach places, Yesterday's butt cheeks, Being a good wiper, Muscle bodies with tattoos, Boring old vegetables, Silica gel underwear and more! Norm Macdonald Silica Gel: https://youtu.be/01zyAYEBLPg Mindfulness Coach links: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/ln2fyy/ysk_if_you_cant_afford_to_pay_for_mindfulness/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf 10 minute meditation for anxiety: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-6f5wQXSu8 Coming soon: Julian's instructional massage video: Good Time Boys' Club: Let's Rub! Get to the Tips: The bar soap tip of the week (2:28) AC Original Tip about canceling last minute doctor's appointments (8:23) Small decisions can lead to bigger successes (or failures) (11:50) Compare yourself to your old self (when tracking progress) rather than comparing yourself to everyone else (17:21) You don't hate vegetables, you hate the way your parents cooked vegetables (20:43) Doctors are flawed humans too and have the potential to be shitty just like everyone else (29:31) What silica gel packets can do for you and your family (35:04) Free mindfulness apps (39:48) The benefits to admitting that you're wrong (42:36) The DOs and DO NOT DOs of calling 911 from a hotel (49:20) Deep Tips (56:57) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall March 4-8

This week the boys talk about Ranch Shaming, Peanut Butter and Jealousy, Toilet Etiquette, Broken Vans, Cocaine Fueled Emotions, Valentine's Day Creeps, Julian's Favorite Flowers and Jewelry, Homemade Hot Pockets, Trailer Parks, Hormel Chili Genetics, BeingToo Old for Prom, Costco condoms, Kama sutra and more! Get to the tips: Organic PB revisited (6:50) The do's and do not do's of handicapped toilets (15:06) Shit tip of the week! How to be a creepy server or bartender on V-Day (20:14) Freezer tip of the week! Take everything out of the boxes and tape instructions to the bag (27:12) Take an audio recording of your lectures to ace any class (31:39) Suitcase burrito backing tip of the stars (36:56) Don't remind old people how old they are (40:25) Deep Tips (57:50) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall March 4-8

This week the boys talk about DMT-related cat heads, Julian's dick, The Nick Menke fresh breath awards, Julian the sock Santa,B rough around the edges, All meat burritos, Cream all the way, Upper lip mustache and more! Coming soon Julian's updated autobiography: The pleasure chronicles: My life in the Bath House Wikipedia for drugs: https://www.erowid.org Get to the tips: Don't buy something just because it is on sale (10:28) You'll never spend as much for an Uber as a DUI (18:36) Minimalist Tips (28:44) Not sure if you have bad breath? Lick your wrist and smell it (35:45) Donate your old blankets to an animal shelter (42:53) For the elderly folks in your life, tape your contact info to their fridge (49:09) Old pet tip of the week (53:12) Chipotle tip of the week that everyone already knows (57:49) There's a certain point where you need to stop arguing and let someone be wrong (65:54) Chopped and Screwed Tips (71:30) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall March 4-8

Ep 36: La Croix Bois Part 2: Time to Grind This week the boys talk about Uncle Julian's ski resort, Roller Coaster enthusiasts, Fabio brand model trains, Store-bought hummus, Sunday morning treats, Teeth and genital grinding, Vegamite, Vitamix, Gordon Ramsey's Beef Wellington, Jock Strap vending machines, the issue of being generally hornier in general and more! Coming Soon! Julian's Poetry book about the struggles of living with a flat butt: Flat Bottom Blues: My story of Love and Loss Hummus Recipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ljbueBLBw 2 Chainz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GflUzunIpU Get to the Tips: Start a new hobby or learn a new skill to make friends (7:40) How to make Hummus! (16:10) If you got fat, show yourself some love and get some fat clothes you can feel good in (24:06) Telling your child you're proud of them for trying to learn a new skill (31:28) If you get a haircut that you like, take pictures of your hair for next time (34:43) Know what kind of fires your fire extinguishers will extinguish (37:11) If you grind your teeth at night, get a mouthpiece you damn fool (43:55) The do's and do not do's of stirring natural peanut butter (52:06) Make a list of things you wish you had learned in school (57:57) Tips and tricks about app reviews (68:20) Chopped and Screwed Tips (72:50) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall March 4-8

This week the boys talk about living in an Echo Chamber of Thighs, Butt cheek authorities, The Fedora Era, Lint traps, Ear Love, Life as an Adonis, Good lookin' jeans and a fucking shirt and more! Get to the Tips: Choose your words carefully when dealing with your kids (11:11) How to name your dog (15:45) Interview tips from the pros (19:04) Clean your dryer vent now! (27:58) Take care of those ears man (33:20) Power-outage tip of the week (37:15) If you can't do handsome, do Tidy! (39:05) Practice your ABCS! Achievable, Best Case Scenario (45:59) Another silly Face ID tip, “Hey Siri, who's phone is this?” (50:45) Tie the strings on your hoodie and sweatpants before washing them so that string isn't lost forever (52:29) Deep Tips (56:11) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall March 4-8

This week the boys talk about The Mule Show, DIY Croutons, Trucker Rules of the Road, Dick Relish, The Best Beans, Mixtapes, Restaurant Supply Stores and much, much more! Coming Soon: Julian's new book: A Nice Shiny Dickhead (Welcome to my House): A Memoir Get to the Tips: Race the microwave to clean your kitchen (03:47) Put salt and pepper on your salad you silly goose (8:17) Confidence is knowing that even if you do fail you'll be fine (14:50) See if your town has a restaurant supply store (18:32) If you have to evaluate a service worker and they do their job correctly, give them a 5 star rating you bitch (24:23) Do as the truckers do (30:24) Go first not last! (34:17) If you meet someone who's mean to you don't be offended, they're probably just a meanie (42:28) If you host a party, make a collaborative Spotify/Apple Music playlist (45:54) DEEP TIPS (57:07) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall March 4-8

This week the boys talk about Guy Fieri brand vaseline, Waterproof Dicks, Mervyns, V Necks, Nip Tips, Homemade Cheese, Underground Sushi Scenes, The best Panty vending machines in town and much more! Look for Julian's new Bestselling Auto-Biography: Italian Genes in Italian Jeans: One Man's Path to Seduction and $uccess Get to the Tips: Turn your phone off if you get arrested so the cops can't use biometrics to get into it (6:36) If you call someone for a favor, don't try to catch up with them first (12:58) Don't wait for others. Make your own plans and go for it (17:51) Put your mushrooms in the sun before you cook them for extra vitamin D (31:58) Bring a snack for someone when you pick them up from the airport (40:30) Scan or take photos of greeting cards to cut down clutter (46:45) In an uncomfortable situation, ask a stranger to help you (48:37) When introducing someone to your weird passion, try to find a middle ground rather than your favorite thing (53:37) Pick an album before a vacation to solidify and link those songs to vivid memories (60:00) The best way to fix a bad sleeping pattern is by getting up early (71:30) DEEP THOTS (78:00) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall March 4-8

Get to the Tips: Julian's Skin Cancer Tip of the week (5:38) You do not have to have an opinion about everything (11:12) How to Heimlich yourself https://www.mayoclinic.org/first-aid/first-aid-choking/basics/art-20056637 (15:54) Set aside blocks of time to be alone with your own thoughts (19:44) If you see a suspect, remember the shoes (23:55) New year date writing tip of the week (32:08) Don't brush your teeth too hard (44:30) Take a picture of the ugly photo guy (49:56) Leave a spare key with someone you trust (or in a lock box or the fake dog shit thing) (53:42) A tip on how to clean with others (57:22) Deep THOTS (65:35) Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com Instagram us at @justthetipspodcast See us live at Carnegie Hall March 4-8