Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dave's brain doesn't work!Mr. Short Term Memory!In the way, Dave!Negativity AWAY!Levity! Brevity!A dollar in the douche jar!HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!Airline tickets are too expensive for shenanigans!Levity! Brevity!"Severance" is amazing, though horrifying!Useless degrees!Will philosophize for food!Rants!Lady Gaga Levity!Up and down like a toilet seat in a men's room!Updated Irwin Allen!CGI sucks compared to practical effects!"The Goonies" sequel is on the horizon...!Long awaited sequels ALWAYS suck!Part 2, Electric Boogaloo!Dave loves Sean Astin to this day!Twink yogurt!Other peoples' kids are the best birth control!No naked nonsense in Dave's family!Episode Links (In Order):Louie Prima "The Bigger the Figure"!Tom Hanks "Mr. Short Term Memory"!Samuel Jackson's death in "Deep Blue Sea"!"The Goonies 2" is in the works!Teen girls try to kill mother over Wi-Fi!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Tinnitus!Defective Q-Tips!Disgusting ear detritus!Paul gets real!Back surgery is scary!Pain meds are fun!Red heads are weird!Catheters aren't fun!You really want to pass the catheter test!Paul Nightingale!Screws, rods, and holes!Tooth in eye disease!Seeing eye tooth!Paul gets frustrated!"You're a 52-year-old man!"Dave needs to listen to Paul more often!Pushed buttons!Boiled rabbits!Meghan "I'm inauthentic asf" Markle's new crappy show!Ghoulish disaster tourists!Paul goes with the flow, day by day!Nihilism vs realism!Agoraphobia!Dead Paul!Gay humpback whale orgy!Dead body mile high club!Toronto plane crash miracle!Episode Links (In Order):Video showing Dave's surgery!Dave's experience with opioids episode!Tooth in yer eyeball!Meghan Markle steals Mallorca's Coat of Arms!Humpback Whale Porno!Couple forced to sit beside corpse on long haul flight!Music Credit!Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Zoo-bee-zoo-bee-zoooooo!David hates something!Paul's zen vibe!Dave's Ninja Slushy machine desire!McDonald's pop tastes different!Crocs are ridiculous!Jibbitz!  They're JIBBITZ, GOD DAMNIT!It's called UNSCHOOLING!Dave's fear of children!Hernia fun!Surgeon's offices suck!Facebook reels!Dave knows a lot about female orgasms!The straight man is the problem!Marry your gay best friend!We saw "Gladiator 2", and it was fine!Music was crap, though!Luigi Mangione, the Thirst Trap Assassin's hot, y'all!CEOs are either sociopathic or psychopathic!Paul's energy level is nonexistent tonight!23 and Jail!Say it ain't so, grandma!Episode Links (In Order):Ninja slushie machine!Croc toe jibbitz! Yes, they're just that stupid!Gen Alpha can't walk in their crocs!Gen Alpha Brainrot!Unschooling! Make your kid a moron! Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 1!Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 2!Our Kevin Allison Guest Episode from April, 2022!The Thirst Trap Assassin!United HealthCare Group CEO "Understands Frustrations"!Woman's DNA test leads to grandmother's arrest for murder!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!   Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Black mold everywhere!It's Brittany Murphy, David!We ain't dead yet!We were blown away by "Wicked", the movie!Oz was dark!The book was darker!Let's make life a musical!Dave's uneven!We missed you all! Sorry for being away!Posterior fusion surgery of cervical vertebrae sounds like a fun time!News is banned from our house now!Please, universe! Let us go extinct!Leonard!We get to sing the Friday Night Song!Bong Crisby!We finally got to see a Cybertruck in the wild!Teslas come with free cremations!Paul discovered "Kath & Kim"!Look at me! Look at me! Look at MEEEEEEEE!The CEO murder was intense!CEOs are jerks! Healthcare CEOs are monsters!Are you worth more alive or dead?!Children are scary!Paul's TikTok withdrawal is coming a la Trainspotting!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Posterior fusion surgery!Cybertruck fire death 1!Cybertruck fire death 2!Tesla fire death!Cybertruck tire rim breaks!Cybertruck injures dog!Cybertruck owner flips his at a $207K loss!United Healthcare used AI to deny coverage!Insurance AI denials!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!   Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul's irritation!Irritating tics!Leonard!Dave might just be a bit irritating...!Little brother, Dave!White person taco night!Pico de Gallo!Boring recipes!Paul's delicious salad dressing!"Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"Bring that sass!Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!Paul doesn't give a S**T!Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!Kidz Bop is creepy asf!"The Goonies"...Part 2?!Bad movie sequels!Dumpy is screwing Looney!Dave's algorithm is kittens!Facebook addiction is real!You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia!Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia!Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild!Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped!Episode Links (In Order):Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"!Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram!Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall!Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant!Boar's Head Meat recall!"English Teacher" on Wiki!Raygun named worlds #1 breaker!Raygun AI Assisted routine!Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!"5-Year-old Breakdancer!Kidz Bop website!Kidz Bop Videos!"Cyberstuck" Subreddit!Wrapped Cybertrucks!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?Paul is very demure and mindful!Dave got French right!Sassy Paul is out to play!Jools Lebron!  Look them up!Paul's sudden love of...feta?!Greek salad deliciousness!Glazed donuts!Paul ate ALL the feta!If you're offended easily, please don't listen!Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!Blanche!  What's the deal with Raygun?!When you screw up in 2024, it's global!She has a PhD in it!We are in the movie "Idiocracy"Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024!Stupid people charging for tickets to their wedding!CyberTruck is crap!Electrolytes! Plants need them!Bedazzled Crocs!LEONARD!Eel adventures in Vietnam!Paul's love of rulers!How did we survive the Middle Ages?!People were disgusting!Episode Links (In Order):Jools Lebron's TikTok!Jools Lebron can finish transitioning now! Rachael "Raygun" Gun's Olympic performance!Rachael "Raygun" Gunn 'devastated' by online hate! Man upset people aren't sending RSVP for $450 wedding!Couple sell tickets to wedding for $333!Lewis Black's Cybertruck rant!"Idiocracy" wardrobe department bought Crocs!Doctors pull eel out of man's anus!Tell the tale of Lemmiwinks!Paul's hemorrhoidal experience episode!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Episode 69 with someone planking on top!Saturday recordings!Dave is a little old man!LCBO on Strike!Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!Dangerous edibles!Dave enjoys being high!The Great Mysterio!Dave has no point!Medicine time!Death denying society! Yay!Rick Mercer's ice flows!"The Office" is awesome!"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic!Paul wants an extra 3 inches!Death has visited us too many times recently!RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart!"Charmed" was cheese!"How Soon is Now" is LIT!We want to see a movie!SCREW YOU, CINEPLEX!Sneezing out your intestines!Episode Links (In Order):Rob Ford crack smoking controversy!The history of MDMA!Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans!Nina West!Florida man sneezes out his intestines!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!The Rule of Thumb was a thing!It's 2024, for goodness' sake!Trad Wife movement is ridiculous!Right wing homosexuality!Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me!Happy Birthday, CIA Amy!Happy 52nd birthday, Dave!Nummy Steak!Paul is an extrovert-introvert!  Dave is simply introverted!Dave's age can be talked about in decades!Sitting on a secret!Ancient scrolls!We miss rotary phones!People are ignorant!Bear gives the kids a show at the Seattle Zoo!Our cats aren't catfluencers!Amazon cat!"Baby Reindeer" was creepy!"Young Sheldon" finale was ok!Episode Links (In Order):Tradwife Movement!Bear eats ducklings at kids birthday party!Pet cat accidentally returned to Amazon!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Laughter!Intros are fun!Amy Sedaris night!More WINE!Bye bye, OJ!Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!We experienced solar eclipse totality!Bloody clouds!Car sickness!Day to night, back to day in minutes!Sharp shadows!The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!Paul's phantom conversations!Special dogs!Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!She's a sapphist, Rose!Paul loves JoJo!Allergies are fun!Yay! Trivia!Monkey brains!Twitchy eyes!Sexy teeth!Leonard!Icelandic elves!Flat earthers are stupid people!FRANCE!Hello Crystal Lake, Illinois!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!OJ Simpson Juror says 90% of them knew he was guilty!"That Chapter" YouTube channel!Murderer gets retried by the military to get around Double Jeopardy!Sharp shadows during eclipse!Kiss sold their catalog for $300 Million!JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop!Tegan and Sara poke fun at JoJo Siwa!Caitlyn Jenner doesn't want her car crash compared to OJ!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:It's WINE o'clock!French butcher!Gewürztraminer wine!David is a cheap drunk, apparently!Paul is a fantastic chef!Soy sauce problems!We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!Truman Capote was annoying!Smoking is gross!Vaping is ridiculous!Solar Eclipse of the heart!Totality is where it's at, baby!All the earthquakes!LinkedIn Affairs!Farts are funny!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair!Toilet plunger poop spray!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!Yeast is still gross!Paula Abdul!Paul's songs and music ADHD!Yes, and?!Madonna is a jackass to her fans!We love sleeping!More BLTs!Dave??!!We miss John Candy!Paul isn't sentimental!Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!Dave is Paul's daddy!Pornhub pulls out of Texas!Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!Gleaning with Paul!"Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!Let's boycott Kellogg's!Wendy's greed!Yay! Trivia!Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy!Paul's TikTok addiction!Possible American TikTok ban!Poetry.  Yuk!Christian science textbooks are crazy!Episode Links (In Order):"Rush, Rush" - Paula Abdul!"Tastes Like Burning" podcast!Madonna calls out disabled fan for sitting during concert!Madonna being sued for late concert start!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Remembering John Candy!Mary Margaret O'Hara at John Candy's memorial!"Atuk" - The cursed movie script!Pornhub is pulling out of Texas!Your car is spying on you and snitching to the insurance company!Boycotting Kellogg's!Wendy's pricing controversy!FRANCE!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The BEE GEES!Dave is a lady boy man!We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!Paul is the animal nanny!Olive the dog!Dave, the BLT master!No basic sandwiches for Dave!Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!Trailer park memories!Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!Yeasty cinnamon rolls!  YUMMY!Milky goodness!How to cultivate human yeast?!?!Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs!Dave's colonoscopy fun!Peg Lyte is disgusting!Sure, Jan!Cacao!Donuts and pies!Episode Links (In Order):Episode in which we talk about our friend Doug being in a movie!"Bridge of the Doomed" IMDB Page!Our friend Doug's IMDB Page!Woman gets Thrush from her yeasty cinnamon rolls!Episode in which we talk about Pap Smear Beer!"Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!"PNW Haunts and Homicides!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul's congestion!It's Amy Sedaris night!Low energy Friday!Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit!Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much!Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?!"Saltburn" was not shocking to us!Uncut grave humping!"Short Bus" was shocking!Paul at Pine Knob!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable!Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo!Jon Hamm's penis talk!Paul has impeccable dickdar!Drake's big penis!Ricky Spanish!Fire crotch!Keep your kids off social media!Don't microwave your fish at work!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Dave shit on the floor episode (#20)!10 Best Canadian couples podcasts list!"Short Bus" movie!Paul's Pine Knob memories episode (#33)!Wil Wheaton is mad at Larry David for attacking Elmo!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #1!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #2!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #3!Pat Sajak has always been a dick!Jon Hamm puzzled by fascination about his penis!Jon Hamm's Penis!"Scary Movie" micro penis scene!Tina Fey roasts the "Little Broadway C$&#s of TikTok"!Miss South Carolina is an idiot!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:A Spanish flea!Happy 2024!Paul got COVID!Our fun health issues! YAY!We're boiling, globally speaking!SAD = Great acronym!Paul's TV show dreams!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way!"Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...!Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows!Blame it on the edit!Let's make money off True Crime!I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!No more "Schmigadoon"!Screw you, Netflix!Teslas are GARBAGE!Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA!Damn you, influencers!Stanley Cups are hard to understand!I Wish I Didn't Know...FAMILY EDITION!Dave's gross maggot story!Episode Links (In Order):The Lung Brush!Reuters' Tesla expose!Cybertruck: Stainless steel = Genius move!Why Tesla fires are impossible to put out!The Pontiac Aztek!Cybertruck can't get up hill with a Christmas tree!1997 Chevy Lumina!Woman steals $2,500.00 worth of Stanley Cups!16-Year-old Girl's Stanley Cup collection!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer!I'm a power, dom top!Brutalized French, yet again!Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY!Abuse of power finally slapped down!Andrew Giuliani is a huge POS, just like his dad!Rudy Ghouliani married his second cousin!Dave pukes loudly! Paul pukes quietly!Petechial hemorrhage = MURDER!Loud sneezing!Dave can turn on Paul's Siri!Screw you, Siri!Green Christmases!Super Snow Days!Latch key kids!Song potpourri!Marijuana memory loss!Dave's first drug experience!Leonard!Don't mix molly and ketamine!Matthew Perry's death due to ketamine!Christmas light fun!WHERE IS THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC??!!TRIVIA TIME!Dave hates Paul McCartney's Christmas song!War on Christmas!A bucket of fried chicken skin!Talking bear toys!The Omnibot!Dr. Seuss was gross!Dom toppery, yet again!Turkey, ham, and bacon!It isn't WILSON, it's Teddy Roosevelt!Lincoln was GAY!We're gluten free!Episode Links (In Order):Chris Farley as Andrew Giuliani!Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin!Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin!Matthew Perry died from acute effects of ketamine!World record Christmas lights display irks neighbours!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Omnibot!Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree!Dr. Seuss was Gross!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!   Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster!Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag!Schwetty Jingle Balls!Terry Bitchy!"Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies!Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...!Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"!Leonard and his ghosts!Pap Smear Beer!Hi Tim!Business class spoilage!The malaria/tape worm diet!Paul's cramped thumb!Music ADHD!Dave = Ying! Paul = Yang!Dave dislikes EVERYTHING!Would you like an apple pie with that?!We have a gay Christmas tree that we can't put up because cats!Dave loves his bowdabra!What about JESUS??!!Spiral cooked ham!Dave loves Bacon!We both got the diabetes!Couple have sex the wrong way for 4 years!It's Christmas Trivia Time!RIP Matthew Perry!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Chevy Chase is a prick!Tastes Like Burning with Tim and James Podcast!The Bowdabra!Bacon dog treats!Couple has sex the wrong way for 4 years!Casey Wilson comes after Tim Allen!Tim Allen had coke issues and was a rat!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!   Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.c Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bad Beyoncé!Low energy!Hey Macao! Give us a dingle!Name change to "It's been a Hot Minute!"!Welcome to our newest Patreon member, KEVIN!  Hey Kevin!Let's all pee inappropriately on the plane!Full moons!Haaaaay Herbie!Leonard, the attention whore!Happy Anniversary, "Wicked, the Musical"!Our fun musical journey!Expensive tickets are ridiculous!iTunes has screwed us! Thanks, Apple!Dave still can't stand Lea Michelle!Shoshana "Flicker" Bean!"Les Misérables" in English, translated back to French!We LOVED the "Fall of the House of Usher"!Dave's phlegm!Meth...and Lego??!!A suitcase of...raw fish??!!Like, Literally!Non-terrorist terrorist attack!Low energy, low energy, low energy!Fun with yeast!Dried semen jewellery!Gen Z is frightening!Yay! It's TRIVIA TIME!Episode Links (In Order):Woman pulls down pants to pee on airplane!Australian Police seize meth...and LEGO!Amouranth to create beer, harvesting her own yeast!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Creamy goodness!More attempted French!Ronnie Vino says hello!More poopy plane fun!Debagging??!!Steamy bathroom floor poo!Accident or on purpose? YOU DECIDE!Human garbage!STEWARDESS??!!  Wow...way to show your age, Dave!Kevin's flight attendant memories!Leonard!Paul's bitchiness!Throat punch with the sewers of hell!Leonard!!THEY SHOULD TRAIN YOU FOR THIS SITUATION!Secret knocks!Stranger underwear!Leonard!!!Kevin is a saint and deserves a raise, a medal, and a hand job!Jackson Pollock's "poop" phase!Macabre!Poop molecules! IN YOUR NOSE!!!Greedy bottom!Nasty dead body piles!The Rural Juror!Gamgam!Zombies! ZOMBEAVERS!Paul's low-key gummy fun!Adam West's incredibly important character name!It's BUB, DAMNIT!Judith O'Dea was delightful at the Zombie Jamboree!How cool to be a zombie extra in a Romero film?!Zombie Ninja Academy!But what about "Twilight of the Dead"??!!Zombeavers would be a better name!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!EasyJet flight cancelled due to defecation incident!Colorado funeral home fun with dead bodies!Colorado funeral home provides potential fake cremated remains!Zombie movie trivia!"Day of the Dead" - Pig guts death scene!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Sausages and dryers!October Friday the 13th, baby!Trumped solar eclipses!Dave is a hot dog aficionado!Paul enjoys mouth feel!Alcoholics!Lips and Assholes, Beaks and Feet!Karen!Ass cancer!Diarrhea plane, part deux!Crime scene sex doll fun!Dave's sex doll fun!Avenue Q!Stupid baby names!  SO STUPID!Ice chomping = sexual frustration!Twig! Log! Branch! Bark!It's "Marceau", you peasant!Methamphetamine Rules!Blanche's letter FINALLY arrived! Horror movie trivia!Zombie jamboree in 1993!George A. Romero lives in the Necropolis now!Paul's dry mouth!WHICH "DAWN OF THE DEAD", DAMNIT??!!(It WAS for 2004's "Dawn of the Dead")!Stephen King!"They Live" ridiculous fight scene!"Chucky" is awesome!Dave dislike's "The Babadook"!"Alien 3" wasn't fun!"Midsommar" was uncomfortable!"Maximum Overdrive"!This, too, shall pass!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Crime scene technician and the sex doll!Tragedeigh Subreddit!Stupid baby name list!My baby is named Methamphetamine Rules!Horror Trivia!"They Live" ridiculous fight scene!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Diarrhea, plop plop!When in doubt, reboot!David's issues! AGAIN!Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail!Depression is fantastic!Hot sex in the masturbatorium!Burps AND farts!Pumpkin spice latte!Taylor Swift enjoys some Kelce penis!Paris bed bug fun!Cole slaw cum!Greek salad!Mozzarella stick math!Diarrhea plane fecal fiasco!Farts are hilarious!Car sex!"Milf Manor"!Horror trivia time!Ecstasy!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Diarrhea Plane!Diarrhea Plane - Video!Man's car lover dies!Chris James' Milf Manor Video 1!Chris James' Milf Manor Video 2!Chris James' Milf Manor Video 3!Blown up mom!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather!Butchered French!We love Amy Sedaris!1-900-Wank-Me!250,000 or bust!RIP Johnny Hardwick!Falling snakes! AND Hawks!F You in Particular, Peggy Jones!"Birdemic Shock and Terror" is fabulous!Panties!Ghost divorce!Home wrecking from beyond the grave with Marilyn Monroe!Dave dislikes Meghan Markle!She was great in "Suits", though!Harry is the redheaded stepchild!Rabid follower cult of personality!Branding the synergies!Sex toy fun...!Clone my Willy!  OH NO!Paul's discomfort!Happy Birthday, Caitlyn!Dave will give Barbie another try!X! The artist formerly known as Twitter!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Roger's odometer incident!Fishing Garrett!Snake falls out of the sky onto woman!"Birdemic Shock and Terror"!"Birdemic Shock and Terror" boardroom scene!Ghost divorce!We talk about the Ghost wedding Part 1!We talk about the Ghost wedding Part 2!Harry and Meghan are "F-ing Grifters"!Woman uses mom's sex toy!William Hanson!Jordan North!Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast!Video of William and Jordan discussing the letter!The peanut butter vagina urban legend!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:RIP Sinéad O'Connor!Madonna...girl!"Barbie"! AT THE DRIVE IN!!!Discomfort at the drive in!Paul's crankiness!Delicious snacks!Paul's "Barbie" score: B-!Dave's "Barbie" score: F!Paul hates historical dramas; Dave loves them!Paul's birthday is around the corner!Charcuterie goodness!Paul's garlic dip is divine!Dave loves caulk!UFO Whistleblower has an intense face!Non-human biologics!Global warming has ended!We're now in GLOBAL BOILING! What fun!Global warming doesn't care about our politics!Tonsil stones!Gagging on popcorn husks!Awkward picture taking!Daniel Craig is sexy asf!Dave's elderly eyebrows!Dead bunnies!The vagina is NOT a clown car!Dave hates voice controlled virtual assistants!Episode Links (In Order):Sinéad O'Connor told her kids what to do if she was found dead!The 5 Drive In!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!UFO Whistleblower tells Congress about dead aliens!Whistleblower has intense face!Global warming to global boiling!1912 article talks about coal and its effect on the environment!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Colleen Ballinger is a weirdo!Dave loves cringe; Paul does not!"American Idol" cringe!Creepy people aren't always men!Leonard!Jonah Hill is an ass!Aboot!Civil War veteran teachers!Time blindness??!!Late to a plane?!?! NEVER!!!The Nanny union boss!In perpetuity!Shrinkflation!  What fun!Paul's delicious pasta!Screw Instagram hashtags!Paul revisits "True Blood"!"True Blood" was a THIRSTY show!"Futurama" comes back from the dead! AGAIN!Dave helps!The cheesecake was delicious!!!Can't wait to see "Mission Impossible"!Maury Povich's DNA test!Hi Abigail!We blow, too!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Colleen Ballinger's apology video!Adam McIntyre's original Colleen Ballinger video!Colleen Ballinger's cheese balls!Jonah Hill's emotional abuse!Last Civil War widow dies!Time blindness lady!Helicopter Parenting!"Orange is the New Black"!"Orange is the New Black" actress shows off her residuals!More "Orange is the New Black" actresses showing off their residuals!Our interview with John Billingsley!Maury Povich's paternity tests!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul and Dave on each other's tits!Wham!The movies are an expensive outing!We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"!Nazis are the best villains!Paul loves Kelly Clarkson!"Chemistry" tells a story!From weed to cocaine!Lots of likes!Let's play the skin flute!We're stupid bitches!Ontario's edibles suck! BC's edibles rule!Dave's weed tolerance!Another ridiculous baby name!Trivia fun!Moist burps!Dave's hot dog condiments!Lots of overdue disasters!Episode Links (In Order):Texas airport worker sucked into jet engine!Alabama airport worker sucked into jet engine!Sugar Jacks edibles!Crazy mother's crazy baby name!Tragedeigh subreddit!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The jazz styling of Dave and Paul!Movement disorders are fun!Dave 2-minute update!Meta Paul!Paul 2-minute update!Work sucks!Caulk!Dave's a handyman!80s Aerobics!The world's on fire!Hey! Let's go visit the Titanic!Stockton Rush is a dipshit!We need toilets! Plural!Can you identify this bucket of your loved one?!Cave divers are insane!Challenger disaster memories!Princess Diana jokes!Let's hope "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" doesn't suck!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!This aerobic video wins EVERYTHING!This aerobic video wins EVERYTHING for a FULL HOUR!This book predicted the Titanic accident!Franz Reichelt - The man who died at the Eiffel Tower!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dancing hamsters!Grandpappy issues!Happy 51st Birthday, Dave!Expensive Mentos!The United States snack attacks!Plastic bottles suuuucccccckkkkkk!Sand!Getting smokes for yer mom!Coke!Happy Belated Birthday, CIA Amy!Chris Pratt's nasty toenail!Toe sucking alarm clock!Leonard! Nude man alarm clock!Orgasmic music!George Santos finally arrested!Dave doesn't know legal definitions!Screw you, Cineplex!Constipation cures!Definition of Cheese: The Manosphere World Summit!Pandas - cute but useless!Paul's math skills!Nose picking fun!Road kill!Episode Links (In Order):The Hamster Dance!Chris Pratt's nasty toenail!Hotel guest awoken by night manager sucking his toes!Hotel guest awoken by a naked man in his room!Kelly Clarkson - "Favourite Kind of High"!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Woman has full body orgasm during symphony!Woman's classical music orgasm Tweet!Competition Bureau sues Cineplex!Tacky "Manosphere World Summit" coming to Orlando!Corky and the Juice Pigs - "Pandas"!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Mermaids don't have feet!Gay singing!More sickness!Dave loves to move it, move it!Dangerous straws!Sanka?! Delicious?!?!Death has a sense of humour!It's Rube Goldberg, stupid!Death in "Final Destination" is a real bitch!Testicular cancer isn't funny, you dumbass!Stupid children names!Abcde Lmnop!Paul's allergies!"Barry" is amazing!STRIKE!To avoid "Picard" Spoilers, please advance to the following time: 24:57!40 Years is a long time to work together!Wait a minute...I'M PREGNANT??!!"Slasher" is a great show!Filmed on the "Murdoch Mysteries" set??!! YES PLEASE!Heinz's new and disgusting product!Colourful foods!Paul's fart!Chocolate caaaakkkkkeeeeee!Miracle Whip!Smoking is disgusting!Trivia!Staying alive!Monkeys!Nurse died via self-liposuction!Trocar fun!Thank you, Empathy Heals!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Woman impaled by metal straw!The "Tragedeigh" Subreddit!South Carolina woman's kidney stones turn out to be a baby!"I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"!Amy Poehler's "Yes Please"!"Slasher"!Paula Brancati!Heinz Hot Cross Bun Mayo!Nurse dies performing liposuction on herself!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The Brady Bunch!Paul's stress!Long roads, winding turns!Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul!"The Wizard of Oz"!Munchkin Orgies!The album is Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"!Paul's throat noises!Thank GOD for air conditioning!Leonard!The incident!Angry typing!Paul's frustration can be hilarious!Hilarious kicks!Drama!High Dave and his package!Blanche's letter!Bad parking lots!Post office lines!The forever line!Confused customers and massive packages!Tracking numbers!Tiny scale!Directions by landmarks and time!No phone!2-Factor authentication!Google it, jackass!What would old Dave do? WWODD?!Spider fighting paraphernalia!Paul's mini-meltdown!Paul's complete incredulity at a situation HE caused!We should have gone to get cat food after all!Trivia time!!!Explosive diarrhea!Having a fart attack!Episode Links (In Order):Making of "The Wizard of Oz"!Hollywood Graveyard in The Land of Oz!"Matt Houston" TV Show!The Dark Side of the Rainbow!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Dave's experience with sugar-free candy, episode 1!Dave's experience with sugar-free candy, episode 2! Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Happy Jesus day!Heavy-duty reenactments!Zombie Jesus!The light at the end of the tunnel!Déjà vu!Leonard!Donkey kicks and punches!Lifes vs Lives!AI is already destroying humanity!We deserve it!Siloed echo chambers of stupidity!50K Km closer to the SUN! Not the Earth!  Stupid Dave!Dave drinks!Kick-start the old car downstairs!Is Flight Attendant an offensive title?! Kevin - Let us know!Crazy flying stories!  Send them in!Toenail flakes!Let's light our genitals on fire for clout!Bus pimple popper!"Shrek 5" could be coming soon!Why do most movies suck now?!Losing my foot to sugar diabetes!Al Capone is fabulous!Let's dig up Marilyn!Both Dave and Paul ran away!Nutty coffee!Beaver goodness!Dave is on "The Best of Risk! #27"!Taj Easton is Awesome!!!Episode Links (In Order):Eight Filipinos nailed to crosses as Easter crucifixion re-enactments resume!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Kevin's Instagram! Be Jealous of his Travels!Girl falls into open manhole - parents sue!Man sets own genitals on fire (Not Graphic)!"Shrek 5"!Dave's Story in "The Best of Risk! #27"!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul the song hopper!Music ADHD isn't fun!Super gay!Transparent, not translucent!Sneeze poops!LILLY and LEONARD!Vagisil! Ya put it on your pussy!Dave's mom's hysterectomy!Reddit masturbation!The internet is for porn!Dave's Cabbage Patch Doll: Kendrick Rafael!Dave was a very gay child!Shaving Dave!Blumpkins!I lost my foot to sugar diabetes!Paul's discomfort at beardless Dave!Frick!Sensual head shaving!"Friends" is very bingeable!Lisa Kudrow is amazing!"Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" is hilarious!Cap'n Crunch destroys your mouth!Berries! What berries!?!?!1994 was an amazing year!Dolphins are sexy!Disgusting Australian pizza toppings!Pringles cans aren't just for chips!Episode Links (In Order):"The Entity"!Tori Spelling in "Scary Movie 2"!The Rembrandts: "I'll Be There For You"!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:  Three of our Patreon Exclusive aftershows!Episode 72 Aftershow:Reading Rainbow!More Creepy Stories!Ginger Gs!Ghostly Clothes Folding!Wear Your Helmet!Cabin In The Woods!Creepy Old Dead Lady!Creepy Phone Calls!It's Coming From Inside The House!Dave Needs Lots of Vitamin D! WINK!Low Energy Dave!Yawning!Homeless In A Car Recording A Podcast!Episode Links!Episode 72!Cabin In The Woods! Episode 87 Aftershow:Leonard Talks!Will The Cats Eat Us?!Dave's Depressive Episode!Leonard Talks Again!Woman Kicks Insensitive Ass of a Husband Out of the Delivery Room!Brass Balls!Ripped Off!Pregnancy Defense!LEONARD!Don't Be An Asshole!Lilly White Undercarriage!You Poop When You Push!Thank You For Your Support!Episode Links!Episode 87!Woman Kicks Husband Out of Delivery Room! Episode 102 Aftershow: Apres Ski!We Recorded on Tuesday Night Because Paul Went to Windsor!We're Recording on Paul's Birthday!We Fly By the Seat of Our Pants!Sushi Birthday!Diabetes Candy!Good Sugars!Ketones!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" Is Hilarious!Paul is Delicate!Patreon-Only "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia!Yawning!World's Oldest Sex Worker!Oral Fun!Sperms! And Underwears!Dave Misses Paul!Bad Beds!Hotel Fun!You Do You! Episode Links!Episode 102!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Jars of rainbows!Age differences can be fun!Foot taps = sexy bathroom encounters!Amy Sedaris night!Dave was a funeral director!  (WHAT??!!)Leonard's lack of poop! (UPDATE: He pooped on Saturday morning!!)Dave knows nothing about cash apps!Generational Karens!"Pump Up the Volume" kicks ass!Weird ice cream flavours!Delicious and disgusting Jelly Belly jelly beans!Beanboozled is gross!Snakes!Free Chicken Big Mac (it was gross)!Coke vs New Coke!Screw Diet Coke!Always pay the snake handler!Dave was a funeral director! (AGAIN??!!)Mummified Christmas ornaments!Hoarder homes and sewer gas!Hot lumber jack!Poison fish!New Fecal Flakes Cereal!Bobby's Bidets and Leslie's Linens!Nasty food!500,000 Hours of stupidity!The earth is a tad older than that...!Crunchy socks!Nose picking!Booger flavoured Jelly Belly jelly beans!Please share us with your friends!Episode Links (In Order):Anti-LGBTQ Tennessee Republican hits up twink on Instagram!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!"Pump Up the Volume" Samantha Mathis' weird mouth acting!Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream!Always pay the snake handler! Woman finds mummified dead husband!Incredibly hot lumberjack!Penises are getting longer!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Jazz hands, low energy Tuesday!Ghost pepper sauce is delish!K-Pop!Travis Kelce triggers our thirst!Irish Spring soap!80s vs 90s childhoods - YOU decide!Subway tuna is still delicious!The Australian porn star "penis starfish"!"Schmigadoon!" season 2 - "Schmicago!"Amputation disasters!Penile workarounds!Doctors make mistakes!Oooops!Decapitated doodles!Magical masturbation number needed to keep prostate cancer away!  Jeremy!Science!Crematorium worker's death nap!LEGO BrickHeadz!Episode Links (In Order):Irish Spring soap commercial!Subway tuna sandwich lawsuit!The cocktopus! Man's penis amputation disaster!The magic masturbation number!Crematorium worker's death nap!Declared dead, but woke up at the funeral home!LEGO BrickHeadz!Foot splinter!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The late Valentine's Day song for Paul from Dave!Sixty-Nine-ing!Unknown ABBA lyrics!Typing classes!Suddenly Seymour!Coconut cream pie in a can!Screw diabetes! Dave chooses pie over his foot!Cool Whip is delicious!Leonard LOVES whipped cream!Lilly LOVES candy canes!Hadrian's Wall is in Britain!Ad blockers are fun!Roman wooden dildos!Splinters!Pumping loads!Spring forward SUCKS!Blizzards in Los Angeles!Earthquakes!Our species' FAFO moment with climate change!Train derailments!Erin Brockovich!Screw you Loblaws!Paul's fart!Strub's Pickles!Episode Links (In Order):2000-Year-Old Roman Dildo!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Rihanna!Sports!Paul's drinking!Poor Meghan is overwhelmed and upset!"South Park" is hilarious!Pragmatic Paul!Meghan isn't very sincere!Kylie Jenner farted today!Leonard farted, too!Dave hates weddings, unless there is a show!Wedding horror!So many questions!Flapjacks!Mammary milk mouth!Screw Netflix!"Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar"!More drinking!More "MILF Manor" morbid merriment!Mom sexuality!Trivia time!  Yay!Tongue baths!"!?" has a name!Burnt beaks!Dog cuisine!Fraternity fun!Brenda!Happy international "I Hate Coriander/Cilantro Day"!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Meghan Markle's Blog About Kate!Bride's Wedding Day Horror Show!More "MILF Manor" Merriment!Happy International "I Hate Coriander/Cilantro Day"! Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Ohio trains!Another special episode!Fives aren't even, dumbass!MEGA!The aughts!Paul loved "M3GAN"; Dave, not so much!Big nope for a "Westworld" trip!What ever happened to the white dog poo from the 70s?!Barefoot poop fun!Rolling around in dog poop!Craigslist hook ups!Jacuzzi ass molecules!Nuke fun!Mt. Everest is ridiculous!Children are trash!The new "Night Court" is ridiculous!Paul's fart!Episode Links (In Order):1979 Mississauga Train Derailment!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!White Dog Poop!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:RIP Burt Bacharach!Settling graves!Happy Valentine's Day!Happy colon removal day!Dave's mouth noises!"For the Love of DILFs"!Tony Cannoli!Paul Hollywood!More of Dave's noises!Valentine's Day cockroaches!Paul's aggression!VHRS!Dave is on "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" podcast!Thanks Taj Easton!Inert vs Inate!Paul loves to be Devil's Advocate!So much bitching!DNA test surprises!Incest is best!Bad mechanics!The unmitigated gall!McCrispy Crematoriums!Episode Links (In Order):Saint Valentine's Day Massacre!Intussusception!"For the Love of DILFs"!"For the Love of DILFs" Review!Name a Cockroach After Your Ex on Valentine's Day!Dave's "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" Episode!Taj Easton's Website!Woman's DNA Test Surprise!Rachel Dratch as Qrplt*xk!Man Sees Own Car Driven to McDonald's by Mechanic!McDonald's to Take Down "McCrispy" Sign Near Crematorium!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:American Pie!Belly button lint!Amy Sedaris night on the podcast!Dave's fan girl moments!No cold calling!Pasta salad and herbs!OMFG! A POTENTIAL MURDOCH MYSTERIES SET VISIT!Hard Pecker cheese!Drew Toynbee's amazing new trailer for us!His name is DREW, NOT WILL!We can't wait for Picard Season 3!4K Videos, please!Leonard has cancer!It's highly treatable!Farts have increased, however!Where in the world is Dave's fancy masturbator?!Dildo store manager!Something went wrong in the deconstruction!"MILF Manor" is actually a thing!Jeremy!DILF Island would be very wrong...!Bill and Susan!Kangaroos!McSpaghetti!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!The Day the Music Died!Drew Toynbee's Website!Sequel Pitch Podcast!Dave's Episode of Sequel Pitch!MILF Manor!MILF Island!Paraglider Attacked by Kangaroo!Spaghettification!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

 This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got: Master and servant!Dave's mesh belly shirt!Boot camp!"The Jerry Springer Show"!Trash TV shows!More NASA bad luck!"For All Mankind" is still incredible!To avoid any "The Last of Us" spoilers, please go to the following time: 13:03!Dave's emotions!Holly Marie Combs is awesome!Fred and Ethel Mertz hated each other!"Reboot" is cancelled!"King of the Hill" has annoying characters!RIP Annie Wersching!RIP Cindy Williams!RIP Lisa Loring!Hedgehogs with wigs!Gross calendars!Why would you want a cat balls calendar?Only $2 million/year for an 18-year-old body!Episode Links (In Order):Depeche Mode - Master and Servant!Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster!Cat Balls Calendar!Crapping Dogs Calendar 1!Crapping Dogs Calendar 2!Nature's Cock Shots Calendar!White Dog Poop!$2 Million/Year for 18-Year-Old Body! Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Friday surprises!Blowing loads in one shot!Paul hates the Aughts!Paul's accents!Mead!Paul's grooming!Paul loves his weeds!Palm leaves!Table inserts!Awful NASA anniversaries!Text message fun!4D Cinema fun!Feel around!Paul is doobietastic!Justin Roiland is a huge bag of douche!Extra tartar sauce!Google creators sucked at naming their platform!Pepé Le Pew was a rapist!Paul's bologna song!Dung beetles!Koala STDs!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Apollo 1 Disaster!Space Shuttle Challenger Disaster!Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster!You Have Lung Cancer! Merry Christmas!4dx Movie Theaters are the Next Best Thing to Being in the Film!"Kentucky Fried Movie" Feel-Around!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Homosexual singing birds!It's been a hot minute!January sucks!Peanut butter jelly time!Leonard's poops!Heathers!Vets cost money!Fashion show hunger games!Our take on "The Last of Us"!Scary prologues!We also love "For All Mankind"!Flat earth stupidity!This fucking guy!Leonard!Beef stew!Deteriorating!Episode Links (In Order):The History of the US can fit in one of Pluto's orbits!Sean Connery on Barbara Walters!Tom Selleck on Rosie O'Donnell!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul's singing!"King of the Hill" doobie sessions!Age differences!Book store vibrators!Orgasm discounts!Rejected Ontario licence plates!Dave's bum eye!We love "Drop Dead Gorgeous"!"Wednesday" tattoo fail!Tit tattoos!Gay Noah Schnapp!Dead body parts!Necrophilia ain't sexy!"South Park" unintentional hilarity!You stupid bitch!Todd and Julie Chrisley are GOING TO PRISON!Trivia!Vending machine cake!Tapey the tape worm!Broadway gays!Chris Hansen is cheesy asf!Happy Birthday, Lauren!Happy insurrection day!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Ontario's rejected licence plates for 2022!"Wednesday" tattoo fail! Colorado Funeral Home owner sentenced to 20 years for selling body parts!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:HAPPY NEW YEAR!Pooping your pants!More French numbers!Blizzards!Excess packaging!Side effects!It's actually "Hendrick's Gin"!Daddy!Charcuterie!"Violent Night" was fantastic!We also loved "Knives Out", and "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery"!"Welcome to Chippendales" was also amazing!Paul not impressed by Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time!Leonard!Pudding poop!George Santos' HUGE brass balls!Episode Links (In Order):Blizzard of 77!Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time!George "I'm a Fraud" Santos!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

Tonight, we have a very special crossover episode with our friends Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides!Join Caitlyn and Cassie as they chat about true crime, the paranormal, and all kinds of spooky shit in the Pacific Northwest. Just two "normal-ish" friends who wanted more local, creepy stories, so they never sleep or leave their houses again. They can be found at the links below!Episode Links (In Order):PNW Haunts & Homicides Podcast!PNW Haunts & Homicides Linktree!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay! Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Silent Night!Amy Sedaris night!Lilly and Leonard!Disney mascots!Leonard!Pudding poops!Feline irritable bowel syndrome!Mississauga Animal Hospital!Paul's power moves!Dumpy Trump digital trading cards!Money laundering!Terry's Chocolate Oranges!Paul's pronunciations!Peppermint candy canes!Nay to spearmint!Succulent Chinese meal!Bacon! Nom nom nom!Davey downer!Da-vaad and Paoulll!Dave turns into a Karen at the voting booth!Christmas trivia!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Ayds Diet!Eating a Terry's Chocolate Orange!The Bowdabra!Creepy Dean Martin Christmas Special Santa Dancers!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay! Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

Tonight, we host our very special guest: Stephen Tobolowsky!  Stephen Tobolowsky is one of the leading character actors today. He has appeared in over 200 movies and television shows. He has played everything from Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day to Sandy Ryerson in Glee. He has appeared almost naked as Stu Beggs on Californication and has worn the same suit for seven years as Principal Earl Ball on The Goldbergs. Stephen currently appears as Dr. Leslie Berkowitz in the new generation remake of Norman Lear's One Day at a Time. Seasons 1-3, at present, are still available on Netflix.  PopTV and CBS aired Season 4.  Stephen has always been a storyteller. In sixth grade, he won his school's storytelling contest and over that summer won the award as best storyteller in the City of Dallas (13 years old and under division.) That impulse led him into writing. He wrote the screenplay for True Stories with David Byrne and Beth Henley. He wrote and performed his storytelling films Stephen Tobolowsky's Birthday Party and The Primary Instinct. His labor of love has been The Tobolowsky Files, created with producer David Chen. What began as a behind-the-scenes movie podcast has become a sometimes funny, sometimes compelling portrait of a human life - as described by Miles McNutt here. The Tobolowsky Files is available at tobolowskyfiles.com and on Apple Podcasts. Early episodes were also previously broadcast on KUOW 94.9 in Seattle, on WFPL in Louisville, KY and many stations through Public Radio International (PRI). He has two books of stories published by Simon & Schuster: The Dangerous Animals Club and My Adventures with God. Episode Links (In Order):Stephen Tobolowsky's Website!Stephen Tobolowsky's IMDB Page!"The Tobolowsky Files" - Stephen's Podcast!Stephen on Instagram!Stephen on Twitter!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Decemberfest!Low energy Friday night!Bisexual VAX received!5G microchips in our heads! Yay!We love "Welcome to Chippendales"!We don't know, Margo!One episode a week? WTF?!Fargo!Dr. Biff Jackson!Celine married her grandfather!Elderly Florida man swindled by his child bride!Why people get colds in cold weather!Science!Adrenaline boost!Jesus tells woman to open plane door mid-flight!Subway stabbings!Hot Gay Reverend makes Paul moist!Florida woman nearly drives through 5k charity race!Her name is ASHLEE!  Because, of course it is!"A Christmas Story" trivia!"Home Alone" trivia!"The Santa Clause" trivia!Dave apparently doesn't know "The Santa Clause"!"Christmas Vacation" trivia!The Shitters Full!Leonard!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Celine Dion diagnosed with Stiff Person Syndrome!77-Year-Old Florida Man swindled by his 26-year-old wife!Jesus tells woman to open plane door mid-flight!Man stabs 2 at Toronto subway station!Hot gay Reverend expertly handles Twitter Troll!Hot gay Reverend's Twitter/Tinder photo!Florida Woman tries to drive through 5k charity race!Grover Dill kicked off "A Christmas Story" house property!Joe Pesci's head burnt filming "Home Alone"!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay! Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:IT'S CHRISTMAS!Bong Crisby!No spirit here!So, Christmas!Pilk sounds disgusting!No dairy in my pop, please!Dave's Malt Shop days!Ambrosia salad!"A Christmas Story Christmas"!To avoid "A Christmas Story Christmas" spoilers, skip to the following time: 26:16 Bunny suits and Dave's crush on Peter Billingsley!Darren McGavin died in 2006!Where is the old man's corpse??!!The carollers!  What in the actual eff?!The new "Indiana Jones" trailer!Paul wants to see the new "Avatar"!"The Last of Us" Trailer looks incredible!Dave loves to talk over Paul tonight! What a jackass!Woman jabbed by needle in Toronto whilst running errands!What sort of "Criminal Minds" horse shit is this?!Paul's brain fart!Without Garcia, "Criminal Minds" wouldn't solve any crimes!"A Christmas Story" casual racism!Woman gets sick of roommate's ventilator noise!"Die Hard" German!Welcome to our newest Patreon Patron: LAUREN!!!We love you, Lauren!Episode Links (In Order):Pepsi and Milk = Pilk! (More like Puke!)"A Christmas Story Christmas"!"Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" Trailer!"Avatar: The Way of Water" Trailer!"The Last of Us" Trailer!Woman jabbed with needle in Toronto!NYC LGBTQ Drugging Deaths!German police arrest woman for turning off roommate's ventilator!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay! Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:ABBA!Wrong lyrics!Lilly and Leonard!Cacophony of malaise!Choices have consequences!LEONARD!Paul loves "The Great British Bake Off"!Dave loves cake!What's a Gluten?!"Disenchanted" was...um...OK...!Paul's "A" in math!No "The Goonies" Sequel! No "The Goonies" Remake!"Disenchanted" = "Coming to America 2", "Hocus Pocus 2", "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull"!82' 4K TVs are AMAZING!"Criminal Minds Evolution" is pretty cool!Velveeta in trouble!3.5 Minutes is a LIE!The Oxford Comma!Velveeta shells and cheese was disgusting!Contest rules and regulations!Blizzards!Gaslighting vs Lying!Episode Links (In Order):Velveeta Class Action Lawsuit!The Blizzard of 1977!The Blizzard of 1977 - Image Search!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Happy Black Friday!Paul's back pimple!Lots of contact lenses!Paul loves pimple popping! Dave does not!"Chucky" Season 2 was wild!Happy belated Thanksgiving, our American friends!"The Goonies" House up for sale!Potatoes with a side of white supremacy!Dave hates weddings!Groom shows up in casket! What a straight guy thing to do!What?!?! He's GAY?!?!Negatively viral!A wedding at a funeral!Rag doll cheats on his wife!Think of the CHILDREN!Marcello is horny!Chimps are sexy!The book "It" is...um...sexual!Pee is delicious!Dead senses!Dumb texts!Episode Links (In Order):Woman has multiple contact lenses removed!Devon Sawa's death scene in "Chucky" Season 2!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!"The Goonies" House is up for sale!"A Christmas Story" House is up for sale!Man shows up to his wedding in a casket!Woman marries cheating rag doll!Dating a Magician!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

 Tonight, we host our very special guest: John Billingsley! John Billingsley has been a prolific character actor working across stage and screen for over three decades. In film, he is perhaps best known for his Lead role in OUT OF TIME (starring opposite Denzell Washington), and in television his breakout role came as a Series Regular in STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE.John can next be seen recurring in Apple TV+s limited series MANHUNT, based on James Swanson's bestselling book. The series will center on the aftermath of America's first presidential assassination and the fight to preserve and protect the ideals that were the foundation of Lincoln's Reconstruction plans.John was a Series Regular on INTELLIGENCE (CBS) starring opposite Josh Holloway and Marg Helgenberger. Prior to that he was a Series Regular on THE NINE (ABC) and THE OTHERS (NBC). He has memorable recurring roles on numerous hit series including MASTERS OF SEX (Showtime), TURN (AMC), Alan Ball's TRUE BLOOD (HBO), SUITS (USA), PRISON BREAK (FOX), THE BRIDGE (FX), THE WHISPERS (ABC), GREY'S ANATOMY (ABC), NYPD BLUE (ABC), and many more.Notable guest starring appearances include PAM & TOMMY (Hulu), HOMECOMING (Amazon), THIS IS US (NBC), BOOKS OF BLOOD (Hulu), UNBELIEVABLE (Netflix), SHAMELESS (Showtime), ALL RISE (CBS), TWIN PEAKS (Showtime), THE CONNERS (ABC), THE GOOD WIFE (CBS), SOUTHLAND (TNT), NIP/TUCK (FX), SCRUBS (ABC), 6 FEET UNDER (HBO), THE WEST WING (NBC), GILMORE GIRLS (WB), and many more.Notable feature films include Roland Emmerich's 2012, Mike Mills' 20TH CENTURY WOMEN, and Carl Franklin's HIGH CRIMES. A long list of independent features includes MADTOWN, TRADE OF INNOCENTS, A GREEN STORY, RED LINE, SIRONIA, and LOSING CONTROL, to name a few.A graduate from Bennington College in 1982, John spent fifteen years pursuing a stage career, most notably in and around Seattle, WA. In 1990, John founded a Seattle based theatre company called Book-It, which was devoted to adapting fiction for the stage and which still flourishes in the Pacific Northwest. John also helped found an acting studio in Seattle called Freehold, where he taught for seven years.John has been a Los Angeles resident since 1995. He is a voracious reader, and he is blissfully married to the accomplished actress, Bonita Friedericy, who has appeared on stage and on screen with him on multiple occasions.Episode Links (In Order):John Billingsley on Twitter!John's IMDB Page!John in a 1991 Nintendo Training Film!"Shredder Orpheus"!TREKtalks 2 - Hollywood Food Coalition!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!