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The Last Podcaster Standing searches the globe for the bizarre, strange, weird and idiotic headlines, events, and the people in them. Sharing personal stories and "Shootin' The Sh*t" on random topics along the way. Hosted by Grant (The Kilted One ), Jason

Grant, Jason, Joe, Tom


    • Jul 23, 2012 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 17m AVG DURATION
    • 79 EPISODES


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    Kurt Cobain Called, He Wants His Sweater Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2012 125:51


    In this, the 76th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, ...It's not the end it's only begi..-Hiatus! In this episode Mr. Kia has car trouble! TK1 actually has fun! The Sniper wakes the fuck up and gets more Snipes in the Wesley! Ginger helps remember the past but does so using his memory...and G.G. well she's not bored this time!  The crew pays tribute to you, the loyal listener as well as put on a very fun and engaging show! So for the last time, that's clearly not the last time...or is it? Sit back hit play and listen to #TLPS do what they do best...make you laugh! Thanks for everything! The End... "It's not the end, it's a damn hiatus! H-I-A-T-U-S! -TK1 -AG Links Hang On To Your Seat Clean Up After Your Children Dead Last Recovery AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Cinnamon Challenged

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2012 70:42


    In this, the 75th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, TK1, AG and Mr. Kia decide to finally take the "Vegemite Challenge" that's almost a year old now.  The Sniper says "Hell No, it's a texture thing!" and pulls out his phone to do a little video recording! *Video now available via our Youtube channel!* As with everything on TLPS, things go over like you'd expect them too! Not to be out done by the boys, G.G. decides to one up us and take the "Cinnamon Challenge." What happens in the minutes following maybe one of the scariest and funniest things we've accidentally been associated with! Links Steph's Long Lost Sister Inseminating Squid Sex With Teddy Bear Monkey And Frog Video Octoporn Star AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    No Fun For Pregnant Nuns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2012 63:10


    In this, the 74th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Well here we are back again since the last time...we were umm...back again!  All 5 of us.  That is to say, until we are not.  We start off talking about Joe and Tom's trip to the windy city and how they finally let their thirds meet.  Then TK1 decides to warm us all by apologizing to the Fun Sponge for months...or was it years of abuse? Abuse for being a Fun Sponge at being a cheap ass!  Well don't that moment of unapologetic honesty change the way you view the show because then of course we go into headlines.  But it's not the headlines as much as its G.G.'s joke book that takes the show to an all new level of depravity.  Sorry TK1. In the end it's good to know that you and only you will be saved by The Holy Ghost!  Links 36hr Epic Struggle Piercing Headache Titanic II AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Podcrafting For Weenies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2012 86:31


    In this, the 73rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The guys (*ahem* and lady, thank you!) discuss a Japanese delicacy that only an asexual man could prepare.  We also speak to each other in the fourth language as only a true Minecraft-ian can! We learn that not only in Minecraft can you build the starship Enterprise, and if you're willing you can build a relationship too. K.I.A. obviously has a hard time relating to “real” people, but in the Matrix he is “The One.” Especially to Elerain! A few other things are covered as well, like if you're over 400lbs you're likely too fat to burn! Movie theater etiquette is discussed as well.  Such as, do you hold seats for people or not? This could get you and your whole family murdered if you answer incorrectly! It's good to be back on iTunes! Youre letters were well received! :)Press Play NOW!!! Links Sign of the Apocalypse Weenie; It's What's For Dinner Burning Fat Woman Has "Her Way" With Man Cat Lady To Put All Other Cat Ladies To Shame AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    We Get Hijacked

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2012 104:11


    In this, the 72nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Just when we get the show started up...something straight out of an M. Night Shyamalan movie happens! A twist you never saw coming! Something so shocking....OK, not really a big deal.  There is a suprise.  Some may enjoy it...some won't.  Either way, there will be Afterglow envolved! We always do you right, do we not? Enjoy! -AG Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    A Steady Diet Of Sunlight And Baby Powder

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2012 85:06


    In this, the 71st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Links Wild Ride In A Wheelchair Mother Tries To Sell Daughter's Virginity Sunlight Diet Baby Pills AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Don't Bring A Sword To A Chainsaw Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2012 102:43


    In this, the 70th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The Angry Ginger threatens neighborhood annihilation when his oldest starts having issues with a friend! Unfortunately, he is stopped dead cold in his tracks by the "friend's" Mom! Moving from a Westeria Lane type scandal to another, those of you that listened to our now defunct podcast Ask An American, will be familiar with our friends at B.U.I. (Blogging Under the Influence). We recently guested on their show and during the interview we had a bomb dropped on us! A bomb so loud even Henry Higgins could be heard (clear as day) saying "Holy smacker my potatoes...the gators are getting outta hand"! At the end of the day, it was a misunderstanding and we apologize...well AG does. Mr. Kia will have none of it and kindly picks AG up off the ground after the bus gets done running him over! Thanks TK1...Thanks. The Google Goddess gives us a little insight to her bedroom antics...let's just say she needs to be restrained!  In headlines, we discuss another type of neighborhood fight...this one has weapons! Medieval and modern! Once we get past that bloody mess, we move into other type of mess.  This one is all about love though.  The love of a mother and son.  Nothing will cum between them...except the police, and the father! We also get back to what's important.  Hint: Polygamy and Dendrophillia. And of course he have to bring up the Zombie Apocalypse! It's coming people!  If I were you, I"d grab your kid and run for the tanners!  Wait...What?  -AG Links Casey The Punisher Blogging Under the Influence Ep. 52 (Ft. TLPS) Chainsaw vs. Samurai Mother Makes Sex Tape With Son Overly-Tanned Mom Makes Up For Under-Tanned Daughter The Sun: Burning Gingers So We Don't Have To Washed Cat AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Into Her Musky Cave

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2012 67:44


    In this, the 69th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The Sniper goes to war with the U-Verse! Just as history has proven over and over again, even in times of war you're bound to make love...not war!(With the Cable Guy) Even after falling asleep to elevator music, while waiting for someone named Fred in India to give him assistance with his Interwebs problems, the Sniper stays cool, calm and collected. That is until he doesn't.  I believe a threat involving a booted foot and a sphincter muscle was used as some point! The Angry Ginger came prepared with plans for The Kilted One to once again get his sexy on! If you listened to the previous episode and still have TK1-moanaphobia then you may be glad that he didn't show up for this episode.  Guess who did though...Mr. Know-it-all! So AG decides to ambush him with a page from a story that would cause the coldest of women to once again flow like a river with an unmeasurable amount of temptation! Meanwhile... The Sniper waits...G.G. talks about a contest that's soon to be sweeping the nation...the world even.  An annual "Watching Paint Dry" contest.  So awesome I dare not repeat what I just said about a contest where one actually "Watches Paint Dry"!  Are you F%$#ing kidding me? PAINT DRYING!!! Meanwhile...The Sniper waits... Links Reverend Charles Swearing Preacher What Happens When You Don't Listen To Your Kids Woman Mistaken For Hog; Shot AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    69 Badges of Uncomfortability

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2012 72:57


    In this, the 68th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, ...Meanwhile at a local Denny's...Mr. K.I.A. takes a brief snore inducing moment to let us know about a very "special" lunch outing he partook in last week.  A lunch that filled him with "pride" but left the customers filled with confusion and riddled with bullet holes!  That's right folks, Mr. K.I.A. finally takes his coat off to practice his constitutional right and bares it all! Wait that's not right!  His Arms..He bares his arms...(This gun was made in Grand Rapids Michigan! Shop Smart...Shop S-Mart!) That's not all he shows off, if you know what I mean! *Wink Wink* Over a nice warm plate of "Moons Over My Hammy" he and a group of young guns talk the smell of gun powder in the morning, a good tight grip and keeping your weapon in it's holster. "Thank You Tom"! -TK1Now, to those of you who are true TLPS listeners and have bought the TLPS App (available now via itunes and Google Marketplace) you will remember a few weeks ago in the Afterglow show that we had discussed TK1's wife having to have a few "Something, Somethings" removed. Well, after 17 hours and 9 pints of blood and almost loosing her twice to our maker (if that's what you believe) she survived and TK1 brings us the story. A few other things to mention before I leave you to you and your special play button (on your listening device, perverts!) We also discuss a married listener and her fetish for other men! Well, lets be honest she's only fond of the man because the Penis hasn't become Self Aware yet! YET! Though in her defense she has been taken over by the Evil known to man as "The Octopu$$y"! Also, making his second appearance on the show, sitting next to The Google Goddess, is her man from across the pond @nerfspur or could he possibly be "London Boy"? Love is on the line as we sort out the details of the sordid tale. We also hit on such noble topics like virgin porn watching with a hint of irony. The irony being his wife...wait I've said! to much!  Question for ya. Are the rules of rape different if you're into the sex for currency? and Why can't high school kids bring porn stars to the prom anyway? Those and other "Hot Button" Issues all in the palm of your hand! So put on your brightest smile for your in dash cam...spit shine you're badge and turn on the police siren because TLPS is breaking the Law! -AG Links Man Watches Porn; Finds Wife Officer Caught By Own Dash Cam Sub Teaches Student To Cover Love Bite Veet Reviews AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Robotussin: The Cure For Autism

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2012 79:31


    In this, the 67th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Before getting to a very important listener submitted voice mail, we sit down to discuss our feelings! Not our own mind you, just the neighborhood squirrel's.  Yes Squirrels!  So the question on every one's mind is...Do they have feelings? TK1 shares a story with us that would make even the hardest of criminals cry! Hell, I heard that the Lifetime Network in conjunction with The Animal Planet have green lit a 12 hour mini-series on this event! I'm betting that male birth control will be handed out like candy before our very own Sniper sheds a tear though...He's a wall of emotion let me tell you! In other news, we travel across time and space to find the perfect piña colada mix!  Check this out...in the future chicks just wear it on there faces! You know...like a money shot! Yeah even in the future some women are still whores...but they smell good! Just don't call them any dirty names, they've got attitudes about that kind of thing! We actually saw one "facially challanged-smell pretty" use a mans testicles as a stress ball and he was just asking for directions!  Don't worry, we had Mr. Know-It-All with us so we didn't need to ask for a thing! Though we did run into his future self. He's still the same, except he's taken on a new hobby....Peeing on office furniture! I know what your thinking...it's good to see that he turned out normal!  Also we hear from a couple who got themselves involved in a scam...or maybe they were the scam! To make a long story short, there's a Nigerian Prince, a couple of over weight autistic women and robot named Tussin. Oh and I can't forget the possible dead horse without a name!!! Listen, I make sh*t up for a living and even I'm not this good...so it's gotta be true right?  Right? Well, the only way to find out is click on that play button and listen to the episode.  So I'll leave you to it then.-Angry Ginger Links New Male Birth Control On-again, Off-again Scrotum Farm Bureau Employee Fired For Marking Territory AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Empowering Lot Lizards At 80mph

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2012 78:09


    In this, the 66th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Hello and welcome back to another fun filled edition of TLPS!  Buckle up for safety listeners! In case you haven't learned your lesson yet, and unless you're riding shotgun on the bang bus, then most likely you're not protected from G.G. and her fine motor skills! I'm not going to go into detail here because, lets be honest, if I did you wouldn't feel the need to push play on that cute little MP3 device of yours! But I will say that she reveals yet again that she gets hit from behind so hard, it's very possible that she lost her anal hymen! If she still had it...Filthy lot lizard! The Angry Ginger quickly remembers something, and before forgetting it, he announces that he once heard of a contest about "Load Shooting"! Yeah, that kind of load...  After listening back I have to say "I WAS WAY OFF"! but our Google Goddess does come up with some surprising numbers!  After that mess,  G.G. makes a call to her Mom and once again proves that she was never loved growing up!In Headlines, The Sniper brings 2 stories that he's very proud of, and he actually read them before hand! Mr. K.I.A. actually read his before hand as well but almost has a mental breakdown when he discovers that the article has been changed with out his consent.So now is the time to strap on your "Willy Warmers", stroke your pet "Guinea Pig" that you can't live without, and throw another "Foot" on the fire! It's time to grab your favorite book "How to make R---(unwanted sex) Positive"! It's powerful stuff!  If you're not into reading all that much, just get the audio book.  It's read by our very own Sniper! Before you do that...push play and listen to this podcast! Links Hey Dog, Mind Getting That For Me Get Your Penis Warmers Don't Take My Guinea Pig Man Cut's Off Own Foot To Prevent Self From Working Police Sergeant Caught In Own Sting Bouncing Baby AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    An 8 Ball Of Premasticated Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2012 83:24


    In this, the 65th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, While not trying to beat around the bush so to speak, TK1 and The Sniper do just that as they have come up with a new method of pleasing The Angry Ginger's Wife during climax!  Actually, to be completely honest, all they want him to do is holler something at that pinnacle moment! AG, with the help of the crew, decide to literally (yes literally) break down what exactly could be going on inside and out during that special "feel good moment".  Also, the gender of Ginger's new baby is revealed and he almost shows why his first name is in fact "ANGRY"! After that special lifetime movie G.G. decides it would be a great idea to chew our food for us so we don't choke on it...or is it our words? Either way 2 dogs and a Granny get in the way and after a few words we decide to head out into the forest and do the only thing we know how to do to end an argument!  GET HIGH ON CRACK! I'm not going to say who brought the 8 ball but once we cash in our earnings from the biggest lottery jackpot in history we decide that we'll keep this show around for you listeners...but only if we can kill some crackheads on our off hours!  Through tears as big as horse turds for some of us, we devise a plan that is so genius that we immediately move on to talk about "The Angry Dragon" and how skillful the female must be to pull this method of pleasure off! Let's just say it gives new meaning to "popping the top"! It also causes TK1 to remove himself from the show so he could kindly toss his lunch up like a bulimic with a new modeling contract! In other news, we talk a little more "TLPS Camping" and what would happen if one of us got a poisonous bite on our wee wee! G.G. being the Hoover that she is, quietly agrees to solve this issue while the guys try to convince a certain Boy Scout that there could be a merit badge involved. There always is!Enough teasing, you know the drill Press PLAY, hop on Twitter and start yapping away with us! Don't forget to rate and leave a comment on iTunes! If you do...we'll remind you!-Angry Ginger Links Very Lucky/Unlucky Man 1  Very Lucky/Unlucky Man 2 Henry Ziegland Feed Your Baby Bird 80 MPH Video Man Shoots Dogs And Wife For Poop Althea's Milk Carton AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    A Ginger Kid And The Mentally Challenged Walk Into A Bar...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2012 103:13


    In this, the 64th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, It looks like Mr. Know-It-All, our resident pedantic fun sponge, is looking to achieve some new merit badges!  That's right, it's about that time for #TLPS to plan their annual "ROAD TRIP"!  Several destinations come up...nothing is set in stone.  But it does look like the gang is going to head into the woods and pitch a tent, kill some squirrels and tell some scary stories over a campfire! Can you imagine a ginger in the woods with a bear?! Ginger does needs a new floor mat!  Speaking of Gingers, we also discuss gingers and those who dare to pick on them!  Bullying is the name of the game.  Don't do it for two reasons people! #1 it's just not right...#2 It'll get your soul taken! Cue Musical Transition! We round out the episode by having a chat with friend of the show @Deac273 among many things discussed, having a "twisted" bodyguard to keep you safe on a train! He may be clinically insane but he'll have a muffin with you while you try to decide where to hide! We also touch on bullying again because Deac is a ginger as well! Sh*t's about to get deep people!Also, we have a feel good story of the week!  That's right Ladies and Gents, mark this on your calendar.  We actually do good by someone this week.  Well for us anyway!As always folks, you know what to do! Grab your back pack, make sure you've got stuff for s'mores and plenty of booze because it's time to share a tent with #TLPS! -Angry Ginger Links Rutgers Hate Crime Update Suicide By Chainsaw Need TP For My Bunghole Father Of The Year Motley Crue - Same Ol' Situation (Where's Grant) Homeless Wi-Fi Hot Spots AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS Presents: Monster Trucks, Monster Moms, And a Monster TWIST

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2012 85:32


    In this, the 63rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Back by popular demand! Ladies and Gentleman, whether you love him or hate him (we know you all enjoy him), I give you Mr. Nick TWIST! Hopefully everyone has paid their cellphone bills, because it's going to take some crazy state to state calling to find our friend TWIST!  So crazy in fact, that it will take not one podcaster but two to help find TWIST who is lost in New York City! This man could make Batman hang up the cape and just hang out in the bat cave for the night.  Also, a couple of moms in a McDonald's playland start talking smack about who's kid "pimp slapped" whose kid first! That's a job for Batman! But instead, TK1 and The Angry Ginger have a go at it. We on the other hand get to deal with TWIST! Let me just say that dealing with TWIST is like trying to decipher the many levels of Inception! Especially when you're not even going off first hand knowledge! Before we deal with that though, we discuss a few things that happened on our Saturday! We interviewed and hung out on the podcast "The Nothing But Show", but if you ask our resident Goddess she'll "Say Anything" to f**k it up! The Sniper did not attend this interview because he had better plans(riiiiight). Shockingly, he couldn't find any small critters to kill so he did the next best thing. He put on the big tires and crushed a few cars! Figuratively speaking, that is!Anyway, the phone's ringing...It's getting noisy...Why don't you leave the area you're in, come down the 12 steps, and press play now! Oh, and don't forget to kill the doorman and find a place to take a piss! Even if you do it right in front of a nice fancy restaurant or a seedy back alley! -Angry Ginger Links All The Cool Girls Are Lesbians Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Hookers And High Hopes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2012 89:16


    In this, the 62nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, TK1 discusses how great the lighting was at Mr. Kia's wedding, how excited he is for his wife to try new meat, and he finds further proof to build his case for Ginger's Pregnancy Fetish! (That doesn't exist!)Moving on over to the Land of Confusion.  We discuss Ginger's days as a bartender tending bar at a bar that wasn't the bar that he tended at but rather tending a bar that he got paid at...and tended at.  Though he did tend bar at the bar he didn't tend at when he wasn't getting paid to tend bar!  Everyone understand that? Good! *Deep Breath* You can find KIA out back by the dumpster looking for a bar of his own...and eating more crickets!I don't want to give too much away folks but lets just say that after we leave the Land of Confusion, we head on over the Crazy House for another brief story (like we've ever told a brief story before.)  All I can say is her name is Tiffany, but I've never seen a Tiffany that had a 100% chance of having a penis!  Did you read that right?  A Penis?  If HOOKERS ever had HIGH HOPES then this one lost hers about 3 decades ago in the back seat of a used 1978 Nova.  With that said, if you cross this b**ch, She'll F%$*ING kill you!-Angry Ginger Links Tainted Yogurt Update Half Dome Vid You Thought Cathoilics Were Pedophiles... Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Playground Treasures And Wedding Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2012 87:36


    In this, the 61st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Can you hear the church bells ringing?  He did it, Mr. Know-it-all married the Ninja! After exactly 50 episodes (See: Episode 11: This Robot I Thee Wed) K.I.A. is now a married man. Which after further review from the TLPS "Extensive Research Division" we have come to the conclusion that the poor Ninja now has nothing to live for!  K.I.A. you made her life and ended it all with two simple words. "I Do!" Now the question remains...the one on every listeners mind.  "Did he do the deed?" LISTEN HERE TO FIND OUT! (And then wonder if prior to posting this episode: "Did The Ninja actually make him remove/edit his answer?!"Also, the Ninja took not one set of balls that night but two!  All because "Friend of the Show" @NIck_Twist wanted to say congratulations and the Angry Ginger was either Smart enough or dumb enough to try and make this happen!  Legends have been born for daring to do less people! Either way it was something that The Kilted One dared not watch! Balls of Steel!We also interview a listener who can shoot the wings off a fly before the blink of an eye! If that's not enough we move into headlines and quickly turn a poor kids misfortune into a much worse sounding circumstance!  Hey, it's sort of what we do on The Last Podcaster Standing! Equal opportunity offenders and all! It's just for laughs people...if you like to laugh then do what so many have done before you...Click Play and become a #TLPS FAN-Angry Ginger Links Girl Finds Gum On Playground UK Firefighters Not Allowed To Rescue Smallest Geezer Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    All In Need Of Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2012 17:19


    In this, the 60th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, TK1 experiences some phone issues that lead him to a whole new level in whoring out this podcast! (We are so proud.) Then he and The Angry Ginger again try to find common ground among "Rainbows and Unicorns."  The Sniper returns from his squirrel  hunting sabbatical to learn he was left behind during the "Cadillac Test Drive" from last week!  G.G. decides to take us all for another spin.  We are then shocked to find out G.G. has had some recent health scare...though The Sniper and I are assured that any issue has been aborted!...or were we? Hell, I could be making this whole thing up! Speaking of phone issues we decide tonight, during our recording, would be as good a night as any to fill G.G.'s "Parent Class Taking" Mom in on her health issue...good or bad! Make sure you call your Mom and tell her you love her before you press play!Speaking of which..."YOU GUYS READY TO SHOOT THE SH*T?" *A REMINDER* If you're a BIG #TLPS fan don't forget to purchase the APP and listen to the "Bonus Content" that goes with this and several other episodes.  -AG Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Two Bottles Of Wine And A Cadillac Ride To Neverland

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2012 80:05


    In this, the 59th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,The Google Goddess decides it's "Lush-time" and downs not one but 2 bottles of cheap gas station wine! (She's going to kill me for saying that!) She then slurs through her movie going experience not once...but twice! Apperently Harry Potter got hot! Anyways, while she yammers on about the love of her life she pulls out a Cadillac.  Yes to a Goddess these things are handheld!  We then get into an argument about the worth of said Cadillac...I still say it's more like a Honda!  Either way it get's her little man rowing like an Ivy League Vet! "Koonta has been replaced!" TK1 and Ginger get into an argument of "I'll Parent Your Kid, You Parent Your Kid" and somewhere in there Peter Pan, Twilight and Tub Pooping is discussed.  The Sniper takes a week off due to a Squirrel hunting injury and Mr. K.I.A. is pleased as punch that he may no longer be the most hated man in this podcast...at least to our genetically challenged fellow podcaster with a nipple-stache and an affection for Nerf Herders! As always, it's about that time for you to grab your Mike & Ike's sit down next to the potential movie going lesbians and put your shush faces on....and of course Press Play for TLPS!-Angry Ginger Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Cup Of Joe

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2012 65:22


    In this, the 58th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The gang discuss their love of animals.  Some of us turn into Ace Venture or Snow White...while others like to go the Elmer Fudd route and just kill em! I'll give you one guess on who's who.  When the animals and guns are put away there seems to be a lot of late night picture sharing on Twitter. The Sniper investigates and fills us in with his findings.  Let's just say our Goddess has a nasty past...  In other news, Mr. Know-It-All gives us a small wedding update.  The Angry Ginger shares not 1 but 2 "Crazy House" stories!  1 of them is sure to leave you in stitches!  I wish I could show you the video folks! Find me on Twitter and maybe I'll share it with you via E-mail!Like always, it's time to press play!  But before you do...why don't you have the Sniper get you a hot cup of coffee.  Courtesy of him and his"....."-AG Links Camel Spiders Mutants Aren't Humans Grandma's Got The Herp Pig In Cop Decal' Smooth Groove Manpons Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Squirrel Huntin' In Hickory

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2012 88:21


    In this, the 57th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The Sniper leads a hunting class on "Urban Squirrel Warfare" and at the same time gives a cooking class on squirrel stew! "Tastes like chicken!"  The guys discuss their weekend which involved Mr. Kia's bachelor party, a comedy club, and podcasting follies! TK1 says "I love you!" in the Men's bathroom! The Google Goddess gets educated on porn stars and the bleaching of the bungholes!...and so much more.You did catch that it was Mr. Kia's bachelor party right?  Ohhhh... the stories we have for you!NOTICE *No hookers were killed before, during, or after the making of this podcast*-Angry Ginger Links No Semen For You Smuggling Gold In The Poop Shoot No Cougars In Utah Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TK1 Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's Nest

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2012 93:42


    In this, the 56th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Once we are all introduced...it doesn't take long to get back into the swing of things.  TK1 has returned, and it's obvious everyone here was ready to have a good time.  So much I can write about for this episode but why spoil it!  Let's just get to listening! Strap on your TK1 Super Fan Kilt, pull out your comb, start stroking that porn-stashe, and don't forget to rub ointment on your hemorrhoids, because it's time to click play and laugh your a$$ off! Unless it's too painful...You know ,because of the hemorrhoids!:-)-AG Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    What Came First? The Cripple Or The Egg?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2012 83:53


    In this, the 55th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing: I'll be real quick here...You're going to want to get to this episode A.S.A.P.!Mr. Know-It-All wakes up to a Zombie Apocalypse!  The Ninja is in full panic mode! She's ready to whip some "Walking Dead" A$$! Ginger runs into Uncle Danny. He likes to swear! He says it's uncontrollable, but I'm not so sure...has a huge f**king problem with Bob Saget!  Look him up on YouTube...Thank me later d*mn it!   Later that night we all meet up at our favorite hang out, "Dragon Happy Cocktail Hour" or is it "Cocktail Dragon Happy Hour"?  Either way, don't ask Ginger, because that f***** can't remember sh*t! At least not in the order it goes in!  Two guys are sitting at the bar discussing the different types of items they've actually WILLINGLY put up their a$$es!  Let's just say one of them vibrates and the other kills people!  Feeling the need to quickly distance ourselves from these guys before we end up in the back of the bar placing bets as to who can get a toolbox up their a$$ the farthest. The fellas (and Goddess) relocate...they soon find themselves in the back corner of the bar.  Near the ice machine.  You know the machine that makes a sh*t ton of noise and attracts a lot of the employees who may need to use this noisy machine for purposes of helping the patrons get drunk.  Yeah we got stuck by that machine!  Speaking of DRUNK... We start talking to a couple of fellas.  These guys also happen to be fellow podcasters.  They live in the D.C. area but they're huge in Australia!  Or at least one of their d*cks is!  (I don't know!)  Anyway, what happens in these next couple of hours are the stuff of dreams...or nightmares depending on what side of the f**ked up fence you like to see yourself on.  We here at The Last Podcaster Standing pride ourselves on the f**king insane and down right silly s*** we can get our feet stuck in!  Let's just say this bar has a very sticky floor...and a wheelchair ramp!It's gonna be a late night, you better start a campfire and bring some marshmallows.  It's going to get "eventful" up in here!-Angry Ginger Links Tourette's Guy Pain In The A$$ Gun Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    I Put My Penis In A Mouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2012 59:06


    In this, the 54th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing: Alright, listen up, Maggots! General Westpointe here!  Seems like we've got some punks here we have to deal with this week!  One of you b**tards seems to have a little Hannibal Lecter in ya! Chewing on your ladies face like a dog on scraps? What's the matter son, you run outta meatballs? And you! Yeah YOU!  I hear you have a chubby in your pants and a bit of an affection toward some ink on your d*ck!  What's wrong with you son?  Mamma make you watch to many "Fat Lady Pornos" where she swallows down the money shot with a whole pizza? I bet you wish Dadda was still sticking it sideways through your back door in the back shed don't ya, son?  You're gonna when I'm through with ya!  Who else do we have here?  Looks like we've got a narcotics dealer in our group of lonely podcasters!  What are you dealing? Coke, crack or c*ck? What? Viagra? Looks like we've got another Bob Dole pencil pushing pu$$y looking for the easy way out!  F**K!All of you on your knees and pull out your custom made knee pads...It's gonna be a long night of "Would You Rather?" First up in this lovely game...Bear trap or Mouse trap...Here's how it works: You get your leg in the big one or your d*ck in the small one! Except you with the pirate c*ck!  No leg for you! You all got 2 minutes to decide!Before this night is over, you're going to be singing a new song I just made up!..."I Put My Penis In A Mouse"...Top 40 hit for sure.  SING IT NOW!!! SING IT NOW!!!!-AG (Yeah, I'm working on my issues) Links Woman Gets Too Nosy, Man Helps Tattoo With Side Effects Ridiculously Expensive Buiness Card Double Boxed Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    The Diaries Of ... AND FRANK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2012 74:13


    In this, the 53rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, In this fast paced episode we cover a lot of ground.  Ground that needs to be covered, such as how long would it take for G.G.'s cats to eat her dead body if she were to die today.  After that moving story, we travel on down the road to a friend's house. Several friend's houses to be exact!  Well, one friend inhabited by her own friends...sometimes they're friends...I think?  Anyway, before we get there, we stop for a much needed rest at a hotel.  We're just looking for a good night's rest but after grabbing a bite to eat we find ourselves at a rave.  Not just any rave mind you, but a rave for emo kids! (I'll give you a minute to ponder on what that would be like) *DING* Ok, the next morning we wake up, pull the d**k out (Don't ask) and find ourselves getting a move on while a double rainbow and the "Bear Nation" hop inside the hotel pool for a fun, dare I say gay...GAY family photo! I dared! At Frank's (the friend with friends) you may know her from Twitter.  Yes, I said her name is Frank. @JstCallMeFrank to be exact.  She goes by Frank cuz he's the boss.  Frank likes to play the board game CLUE and boy does she take that game literally! Literally? (Yes K.I.A.) When she's not hanging out in the library with a noose and shiv to shank a mother f**ker, she likes to work on her blog.  She writes about some cool sh*t.  Living with Multiple Personality Disorder, traveling, and SEX! Good girl she is!  She also has a boyfriend who apparently is a part time security guard.  He protects her...when he's not getting violated by the boss! Ha, I kid.  (Knock, Knock) SH*T! GOTTA RUN! You know the drill, push play, laugh till your stomach hurts, call a friend....rinse and repeat!-AG Links 600 LB Woman In Akron Not The Baby You Wanted For Christmas Ticket, Dinner, and a Movie. Or Not. Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Fuzzy Trumps Dyke

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2012 82:03


    In this, the 52nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, *WARNING!  This Episode May Contain Actual Voice Recordings From "Supernatural Cherries & Fuzzy"*While starting the show Mr. Know It All, The Sniper and Angry Ginger notice they are not one, but two hosts short of a full podcast basket.  Knowing that The Kilted One is still "Missing" they decide to hunt down the Google Goddess!  Where do they find that her? Laying under some "Punch Drunk Puppet F**ker" who's feeding her BOOZE and promises of "A Filthy Hot Tub Screamer"!  Whatever that means! Mr. K.I.A. lays down the law! (or is that a TLPS APP EXCLUSIVE?) Pay up or give her back! Good job K.I.A.Once things get settled down to normal, or as normal as this darn show can get.  We tell some stories. Seems G.G. has no luck with homeless men, they're always getting snotty with her.  Speaking of luck, she may be enjoying the good life as an International Teabag Taste Tester but luck really runs her way in the women's bathroom at work.  Let's just say, when she's not drawing blood, she may be laying some carpet!Over at the Crazy House, Ginger get's a visit from his #1 and #2 "Crazies" and decides to pull out the iPhone and put this on record for the first time ever!  You will not be disappointed! Also Mr. Kia gives us a lesson in "The Law".  What else is new right?  Well this one has flying dead body parts and we also have a tragic story about a NOT so super model and an airplane...If she were SUPER she's still be able to get excited about all the cool 3D movies coming out! Now it's only pirate movies for her!This is only the tip of the iceberg! "Smell ice can ya"? So like always, sit down, buckle up and press play because this sh*t's about to get "Crazy"!  For Real! -AG Links Train Suicide Lawsuit Stay Away From Propellers Call Me A Cab Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS Squared

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2011 75:21


    On this, the 51st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Listen up Mother F#%kers!  This podcast has some history! Not only does it have a blast from the past co-host The Kilted One, It also has the host of another podcast.  A podcast that took the time to listen to our silly little show and give it a review.  The outcome?  Well, if you've listened to Episode 37: The Pedantic Fun Sponge you'll know what the outcome was...and the true origin of Mr. Know-It-All's new title!  Andrew Johnston is the host of Podcast Squared and after the (Glowing?) review that we played for you in episode 37, we were invited as guests on his show. What could have been a train wreck of epic proportions, turned into a pretty solid episode.  Hey, if anyone is willing to "toe to toe" or "Rowe V.S. Wade" rather, with Tom (The Pedantic Fun Sponge) is alright in our books!  So hold on to your a$$ and pray no one decides to sue you for the right for it or the right to take it...or the right to...You know what?  I don't give a f***, a s*** or a damn even!  Is Damn a swear word anymore?  Push play and listen to this son of b**ch will ya!  Don't forget to pull out your pen and paper to keep tally on the foul language used in this episode!  Joe and Andrew did.....Can you guess who lost?  All bets are on the Ginger!  (F**king Racism!) Back to you Andrew, you BLEEPING BEEP sucker!-Angry Ginger Links Podcast Squared Ask An American Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Radioactive Ginger Sperm And Christmas Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2011 70:07


    In this, the 50th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Mr. Know-it-all decides to "Shoot the Sh$t" about a couple of guys the NINJA works with who may or may not be Broke Back Hunting!  See, what starts off as an innocent weekend away with the guys turns into a pretty poisonous situation!   Let's just say they both went home with a rash and an itch to be quiet about what happens in the woods!  Apparently word gets out in the wooded community and the deer come from all over the place to poke fun at the would-be hunter!  Not only does he stick around for the itchy and scratchy show, but he decides to get his hump on with the family pet!  How's that for rubbing it in your face?In other news, but before we get to the real news...The Google Goddess got all pilled up before the show!  She says it was to help her with her breathing but we're pretty sure it was to give us dirty looks all night and not laugh at much of what we had to say!  We kindly asked her to remove her tampon that was clearly in sideways, but she instead started shooting cannon balls at our faces!  This is not a lie nor a myth!  Stating the facts here people! As always, there is so much to say...but lets face it, you'd rather just hit play and here us tell funny f$*king stories about crazy a$$ people doing crazy a$$ things who may or not live in crazy a$$ houses!  So why don't you just sit back, relax, grab a girl and do her while your watching a Disney show! Press Play MO Fackers! -Angry Ginger Links Mixing Meth In Walmart Bleach Fiiiight!! Bra And Panties Party (For 3rd Graders, Don't Get Excited) Mythbusters Woopsie Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Retard Strong

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2011 68:38


    In this, the 49th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The Google Goddess pulls out a story from back in the day about witnessing a "Mentally Handicapped" person who goes on a Donkey Kong like rampage at a bowling alley.  He's told repeatedly by his "Keeper" (Thanks for that one Sniper) that it's time to go HOME!  What happens next is unspeakable! (See Episode photo)  Now G.G. says she was out with her "At the time Boyfriend" but the guys (Angry Ginger, The Sniper and Mr. Know-It-All) come to the conclusion that this may have been a family reunion of sorts...and there may have been CLOWNS involved! Heh! Those crazy mountain folk sure do know how to have some fun.Also, the Angry Ginger gets uncomfortable at "The Crazy House" as love is not needed anymore by an estranged couple!...Meanwhile love isn't wanted but money sure is for another couple!  Well...perhaps the first time is free!?Click PLAY!-Angry Ginger Links Toenail Removal (video) Ginger Seal Election Typo Shooting At Segways Don't Hand Over Your Info Before You Shoplift Help A Brother Out Urinal Games Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Wake Up With A Little Cock-A-Doodle-Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2011 60:05


    In this, the 48th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing: While taking a trip down memory lane, The Sniper decides to drop a "Dirty Bomb" in the car as he pulls into the gas station to grab a pop.  He doesn't say a word; pretty sure he doesn't even realize he's done it till he comes back to the car.  As he climbs into a car full of passed out podcasters, he notices a few things.  One, it really f***ing stinks in here,  two, why is the Google Goddess passed out with a roll of quarters in her mouth, and three, why is there a half-naked guy humping the back of his car with such force that he actually wakes the podcasters up from their slumber!  The Sniper laughs to himself as he recalls a story he once heard about 3 relatives all having heart attacks on the same day.  As he's taking a second to fill in the Angry Ginger, Mr. Know It All and the Google Goddess, they all notice the half-naked man is now a fully naked standing at the passenger window complaining that his life would have turned out different had he not thrown an uncooked ham at his mother last week!  This freaks G.G. the f@&k out!  So bad she forgets her "L"s as she screams "(L)et's  get the f*#k out of here!" Sniper hits the gas and they're on their way to a frat party where "Cookie" is the game to be played!  Hours later at University, the party has died down and the fellas with their Goddess in tow are ready to pass out!  Angry Ginger is complaining about his missing mole while eating a basket full of "Cookies"! "Where the hell did you get those cookies"? asked Mr. Kia.  "I stole ‘em from some kid who was crying in the corner...something about not wanting to be the “Ookie Cookie Champion"! Ginger exclaimed while he swallowed his last cookie.  "Who ever made these sons of b*$ches must live near the ocean! Salty!" he said while rubbing his stomach were his mole used to be.  Now at the room, they are crashing in for the night.  Kia in his night cap and one-zee cracks open his law book and flicks the light to his hard hat on.  "Gonna do a little light reading"! he exclaims as he settles into his bunk.  The Sniper and A.G. are up to no good.  They found a porn in the room that they've never seen before so A.G. wants to go find a VCR somewhere where they can dub it while The Sniper's idea is just "Pull the f@*king tape from the case, I'll fix it when we get home"!  None of this makes any sense to G.G. as she pulls up "Cyst Explosions" on her laptop...She smiles to herself, sets her alarm clock then before anyone can see she shoves it down her pants and leans back...waiting for 6 a.m. to come.  Wake up!AG Links BBall Players Play Cookie Das Auto Erotica Mom Hit With Pink Missile Little Rooster That Could Guido Heart Attacks Giant Cyst Video Crappy Revenge Tattoo Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Fast Food Getaway

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2011 48:07


    In this, the 47th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, In what starts off as a simple discussion about The Sniper getting some free food at McDonald's, the story turns into not one, not two, but three stories about robbery.  One involves a ruthless ex-lover, another involves a sock puppet, and believe it or not famous comedian Jeff Dunham, well he's mentioned anyway!  Thirdly,  and mind you these are in no particular order,  rounding out the trinity of robbery stories, the last one involves the Ginger as a potential "Mastermind" behind a robbery that was but never really was...but was!  Or was it?  I say it was a prank; Mr. K.I.A on the other hand, pulls out his trusty law book for a look-see.  We're all friends here right?  What's the Statute of Limitations in Michigan anyway? I'm going to chalk this all up to a big fat white lie we're telling due to the amount of "Bath Salts" we're all getting high on!  As always, don't forget to strap you're mistletoe to your "Penis" (right TK1?) and grab your bamboo rod because it's about to start “dripping from the ceiling” up in here!  Oh, anyone know where we can find a cleaning lady that can stay at least 8 inches away from Koonta?-AG Links Sock Puppet Heist Deck The Halls On Bath Salts Anti Shrinkage Swimsuit Too Clean For Art Getting "The Scoop" To Get The Scoop Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    The Cold Side Of F You (Anniversary Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2011 64:01


    In this, the 46th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, There is a reason that the Gods or Goddess in this case never had twitter.  In the days of old, the Gods would show their wrath by opening up the Earth or sending twisters in to erase small villages.  But in these days there is no need for "The Kracken"!  The Goddess just needs a smart phone with a little Twitter blue bird built in, along with some incriminating photo's from her human partner The Ninja.  See Mr. Kia was under the impression that G.G. was forgetting her "L"s when she spoke.  She forgot not, she just wasn't using them!  She was saving them up for the Giant "L" she was secretly putting together to put on his gnarly forehead.  To say anything more wouldn't be right and I know how anxious everyone is to finally hear Part 2 of our anniversary episode.  The one where G.G. gets her payback!  If you follow us (@lastpodstanding) on Twitter than you may already have an idea of what exactly took place on this night.  Even if you know, it's still worth a listen… or two!  *A Reminder* Episode 45:Boobies out the Hatchback is Part 1 of our 2 part Anniversary Special!Thanks again to all of our "Fans" who listen every week religiously!  #TLPS-AG Links Back Flipping Sexual Orientation Pricasso Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Boobies Out The Hatchback (Anniversary Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2011 49:20


    In this, the 45th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Part one of our Anniversary Episode finds our very own Google Goddess at the doorstep of danger.  Battered, bruised, and a bit shaken with anxiety, she weathers the storm to make sure she can finally come face to face with her Arch Nemesis Mr. K.I.A.!  Ohhh, what a battle this is going to be!  The Google Goddess, or the Akron Bean if you're TK1, has spent the last few months playing RISK apparently.  She comes to this podcast with a strategy ready to bruise the Know-It-All into submission.  Can she finally one up the man who has given more than a hand full of verbal (with an "L") beat downs a week, who is sooooo CO(L)D that we are all unsure if he even has a heart? The Bean is good at taking a lickin' but now she's all swollen up and ready for redemption! That's right folks, for the first time ever our friend from outside the mitten...our better 1/5th finally graces us with her Goddess-like presence and sits in the studio and it makes for a much better show!  Holy Sh$t do we have an adventure for you!  After the Angry Ginger and Mr. Know It All both get caught on separate occasions watching videos that only make men with "partners" hard, they pick up The Kilted One and head on over the Pharmacy "GRANT!" for a quick pick me up.  Then, it's off to the Gym where we run into The Sniper and his Wife to get our work out on! #TLPS shirts are apparently a must!  (Order Yours Today!) But please remember that this is a two part episode.  We make sure not to blow our load early!  We  take our time stalking  the Akron Bean, by following her out to the woods in her 1976 two tone Ford Pinto with a Hatchback and us in a 1995 Cargo van complete with no windows, some duct tape and a smile!  Please, before you push play make sure to grab your empty milk cartons, as an excited Goddess never lets her "followers" go thirsty! -Angry Ginger Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: NerfSpermed By A Jacka$$ Hooker

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2011 73:51


    In this, the 44th epsiode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Write up to come... Links Fecal Transplant TSA Note Guillotine: Self Correcting Problem Hitler's Parents Lose Custody Of Him Shapeshifting Hooker Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: Hunting Jack-In-The-Boxes With PISCA

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2011 78:45


    In this, the 43rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,In keeping with the Halloween spirit, we decided to have a real life Ghostbuster on the show!  But before getting to Jay, the Man from PISCA (Paranormal Investigation Society of Central Alabama), we welcome back a true specter of the spirit world, The Kilted One.  That's right! The guy with the all catchphrases, the host we didn't know we were missing till he was gone, is back!  And what a perfect time for him to come back! We needed an extra "wrangler" to help us keep Mr. K.I.A. down as he CLEARLY doesn't believe in ghosts or anything supernatural.  From the moment we bring in our special guest, Tom turns into a Chihuahua with Pit bull tendencies!  Look out world! The Pedantic Fun Sponge is here to soak up all of the Akron Bean's fun stuff!Again, I'm getting ahead of myself... We also discuss such popular things as bathroom etiquette,  The Akron Bean herself goes "Over the Top" by spinning her hat and arm wrestling herself to victory!  Not sure why...perhaps bragging rights? Last but not least we discuss TK1's Grandma and (possibly) her dying wish of sending her little boy in a kilt to Space Camp.  From this, The Sniper recalls very fond memories of his youth and the group decides that the first destination for TK1 and @Nick_Twist will be Space Camp, for their not yet funded, probably will end up somewhere else at least 15 more times, Road Trip to a Twisted Anxiety week in HELL! So activate your tasers, grab a bed sheet and start sucking on a dinner mint because we're going down on something fishy!-Angry GingerSpecial thanks to Jay for coming on our show. We gave him A LOT of sh$t and razzed him skeptically good. He took it all in stride, represented PISCA, the team, and it's mission well. He NEVER lost his cool. And believe me, we gave him plenty of opportunity to do so! We'd love to have him and the whole team on again at some point. We'll play nicer... We promise! Good luck this holiday with all things that go bump in the night. Also, get Michele on booking something in Michigan! We wanna hunt with you and the group.Sincerely, TK1 Links $24,000 Killer Mask How NOT To Ghost Hunt Spiderman Runs Out Of Web; Carries Sword; Get Beat By Clerks Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS Holds Video Game Reunion In G.G.'s Dragon Lair

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2011 88:57


    In this, the 42nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, "You guys ready to Hip, Hip, Hip...shoot the sh$t?" While discussing Mr. K.I.A.'s love for college football, namely UofM, it is UofM, right, KIA?  He informs us of a practical joke that the Ninja played on him one morning, proving once again that he's not only marrying his rival but also his bitter enemy! The Angry Ginger attempts to get to the bottom of it all...of course he'd be better off talking to a wall.  Word on the street is, the wall is more sexually active!  Mr. Know It All also attempts to teach us how to control a hiccup (hip, hip, hip) but quickly learns that there is no point getting through The Angry Ginger's uncontrollable laughter...and tears! The Sniper acts fast and pulls out his video phone to catch this educational tip on digital film. (Check local listings for times, or I hear Youtube/Tumblr has it) Once Ginger gets control of himself and his bladder, they head on over to their 25th Reunion and start chatting with @WoodyTondorff and @MissAmyBloom.  They may be better known as Link and Samus from their webseries Video Game Reunion.  Also the director of the series Video Game Reunion, Matt Lewis, joins in to answer questions.  We don't mess around either, we get to the good stuff like, "Did you find time to get kinky in the Metroid costume?" Also, it's possible that Woody takes Ginger on a "Link to the Past"  to discuss a very particular skeleton in his "closet." It's time to notify the family, sh%ts about to come out into the open!Also, in this episode the fellas find themselves deep inside the catacombs of Google.  They rip through headlines trying to make their way to buried treasure, only to find that many men have cum before them.  What mythical creature protects these grounds?! To be honest, treasure is a word used LOOSELY around this wind tunnel!It's time to sit back and relax!  Log on to www.VideoGameReunion.com and don't forget the psychotic high-on of a Princess is in another castle!  Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A START!!!-AG Links Dad LARPs Step Daughter Pot Brownies "Awake" The Elderly Taiwanese Woman's Balls Drop Florida Elementary Students Rewarded With Porn Bracelets Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Harry Potter's Road Kill Cafe

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2011 82:56


    In this, The 41st Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing: Is it just me or is the sound a little "off" in this episode?  Yes, yes it is...actually the recording got all sorts of F'd up on our end.  The #TLPS Super Duper Computer broke down, but before it did that it decided to take our podcast audio file and drop one hell of a Stanley Steamer on it. In an ironic twist of fate the boys at Somebody and Me, who lost their podcast when we were on their show, decided to record from their end again... just in case and this time it worked out. So make sure you give them a big thanks for you having something to listen to this week! Patrick will accept oral with bacon and Rob...anything Harry Potter!In "Shooting the Sh$t" this week, we discuss The Kilted One's disappearance and whether @Nick_Twist has anything to do with it.  They are planning a cute and cuddly road trip you know! We also chat about a lady who can only speak in baby talk to stay awake. Ginger is attacked while driving home from work and his daughter makes an attempt at giving daddy a stroke!  As mentioned above, we have the fellas from Somebody and Me on for a interview in funny!  We talk a little bit about the craft of comedy; stand up and improv.  The question is then asked if we would ever do a live show and what would it take to get us to do so.  Some of us have more anxiety then others!  In Headlines this week we discuss a foreign mob's attempt at shooting porn with a terrorist look a like.  A gentleman survives decades on only what he finds in "nature".  A family gets lost in the middle of a Halloween tourist attraction.  Also, would you give and/or receive oral pleasure if you knew it would lead to cancer?  What the shady government may be hiding from YOU! Links Saddam Porn Gang Family Lost In Corn Maze 30 Years Of Road Kill Oral Sex May Cause Cancer Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Cakefarts: A TWISTed Tale Of LARPing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2011 82:24


    In this, The 40th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,He's Baaaack!  That's right TLPS listeners! You asked for it, now you're getting it.  Mr. Nick Twist is back to guest and "Shoot the Sh$t" with us.  He doesn't waste anytime either. From the moment his name is announced, like a foghorn being blasted through a megaphone, he comes alive loud and clear!  He brings along his damsel in distress, EL Trachero for the ride.  Nothing is off limits in this episode.  In "Shooting the Sh$t", we discuss whether a digital nerd has the right for "calling out" another nerd for liking the same nerdy things as he, but only in real life. We then mention "cake farts" and believe it or not, Mr. Twist has no idea what a "cake fart" is.  He is instantly intrigued. In fact, I believe a failed business plan is quickly put together between the crazy one and his apprentice.  It's great when you help someone find their place in life! In headlines, thieves have 3 million dollars worth of product that 7 out of 5 dentists prefer.  Also, A man hires a friend to kill his girlfriend. I know, what else is new? Well, maybe a bear is involved. Maybe it's alive, maybe it's a rug!  You'll have to listen to find out!  So head on out to your local pharmacy and pick up your prescription for Adderall because this episode is going to need it!   As always, remember to comment and subscribe!  It's what helps other people find this life changing podcast. -AG Picture & Title By: Nick Twist Links Pool Poop Attack $3 Mill In Stolen Dental Equipment Fake Bear Mauling Happy Gun Factory Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: Loving Dolphins At Semen World

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2011 78:53


    It's simple enough. There's “Bro Code” and “Show Code”. What's the line that separates the 2? Ok… Maybe it's not that simple. Let's call TK1's mom while live recording and ask her! Sperm banks are always looking for donations to help populate the planet. Just not from Gingers. They have no souls, and therefore need not share their empty seeds. True love blossoms between a dolphin and a man, but DON'T judge! The dolphin made the first move so it's ok! And finally, how hungry would you have to be to eat both your eyes? Ask the man who had the courage to find out after he puuued out both of his and did just that! That and so much more, in this, the 39th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing. P.S. This episode brought to you by the letter “L”… Links Too Much Ginger Sperm Dolphin Love 162 Gallons Of Breast Milk For Dinner Baby Without A Country Hungry? How About Eating Your Eye Intro/Outro Theme Song by: Dr. Frankenstein - "Theme for The Mad Thinker". Remixed and edited by TK1 Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS On Somebody And Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2011 60:42


    In this, The 38th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The guys, and let's not forget the Goddess, are invited to guest on another podcast!  Clearly they have no intelligence at all if they are inviting us five idiots to guest on their show!  To our surprise they do, and they are great people!  They ask some great questions and we have a great time answering them...Just when we thought the interview was over they ask us if we'd like to play a "Game"!  Out of instinct we pull our pants down and begin a "Team Dutch Rudder."  From the looks on their faces this is clearly not what they were expecting!  We should have asked first! So we decide to leave our pants down (Hey we're comfortable) and play their game instead!  The winner may surprise you! A rematch has been scheduled already, this much I can tell you! Now, Some of you may have heard this a few months ago.  If you have we went ahead and recorded a bit of new material to bookend this interview of sorts.  Even if you've heard it though I recommend listening again because it is a great episode!  If you haven't already, subscribe to our friends podcast "Somebody and Me" and tell them we sent you. As always...we hope that you enjoy.  If you don't though...as always, we blame it on Mr. Kia!!! -AG Links Somebody and Me Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS And The Pedantic Fun Sponge

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2011 86:00


    In this, The 37th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Team TLPS decides to run a Marthon of sorts.  If they can even decide how long or how many people constitute a Marathon!  While running they decide to make a pit stop at the Pet Cemetery, A.K.A. The Angry Ginger's back yard! Sh$t get's biblical real quck!  Animals rest in an undisturbed peace until Ginger takes there souls (He's a collector) and then chucks their carcasses over the back fence! FORE!!!  After that mess is taken care of we sit down have a nice chat about some Tweeps on the inter-webs giving our little (It's actually huge) old podcast a REVIEW!  That's right, words gotten out about our little chat fest and people seem to be pretty happy with us...well most of us.  The Akron Bean seems to be the fave and one of us "Gentlemen" seem to get singled out.  Not once mind you, but twice!  During all of this TK1's Anxiety raises through the damn roof! That whole ordeal is put into question, which makes his anxiety raise even more.  He's a mess of epic proportions and just needs a hug!  Perhaps in front of a live studio audience?  Until that happens why don't ya jump in Ginger's busted up van and head on out to the closest "Philly Flash Mob" with us and put this Podcast to rest for good!  Or...or...You could just hit play and listen to the soothing sounds of our sultry voices once again....-AG PIMPIN' OTHER PODS --->Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels, @CinematicMethod...If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in. Check out GETOFFENDED.COM! What is Getoffened.Com? Humorous and rude t-shirts and apparel (as well as stickers, posters, jokes and a full dictionary of sex and slang terms) not for the faint of heart. From "Dirty Sanchez" tees to "Cleveland Steamer" sweatshirts.... from "Donkey Punch" Hoodies to "Camel Toe" t-shirts.... even "Shocker" spaghetti tank tops.... GetOffended.com is ready to cover up your hairy chest... You've heard it on "The Last Podcaster Standing", "Bob and Tom", and "Howard Stern"... you've seen it on "South Park" and "Harold and Kumar"... now where it on your chest! GetOffended.com is perfect for that "Hard-To-Buy-For" a$$hole on your shopping list. They even sell panties just for the ladies!... Or really feminine guys! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone. Links Girl Call Mom While Bear Eats Her Revenge Orgy "Death" By Hickey Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Actually.... Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Masturdexterous

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2011 98:44


    In this, the 36th episode od The Last Podcaster Standing, WRITE UP TO COME PIMPIN' OTHER PODS --->Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels, @CinematicMethod...If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in. Check out GETOFFENDED.COM! What is Getoffened.Com? Humorous and rude t-shirts and apparel (as well as stickers, posters, jokes and a full dictionary of sex and slang terms) not for the faint of heart. From "Dirty Sanchez" tees to "Cleveland Steamer" sweatshirts.... from "Donkey Punch" Hoodies to "Camel Toe" t-shirts.... even "Shocker" spaghetti tank tops.... GetOffended.com is ready to cover up your hairy chest... You've heard it on "The Last Podcaster Standing", "Bob and Tom", and "Howard Stern"... you've seen it on "South Park" and "Harold and Kumar"... now where it on your chest! GetOffended.com is perfect for that "Hard-To-Buy-For" a$$hole on your shopping list. They even sell panties just for the ladies!... Or really feminine guys! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone. Links Seattle Jell-O Wrestling Extravaganza Seize The Jello Tumblr - Twitter Jello Wrestling: The Movie Kickstarter If You Tweet It, They Will Come Vagina Tree Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Anyone Else Hungry? Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: Out Of Order

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2011 73:08


    In this, the 35th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Something completely different... Most often in the write-ups I do for each episode, I attempt to use humor and wit to inform you in part, of what the topics and headlines we discuss are in the episode. This time around however, I thought I would change it up and tell you rather instead about the episode title used this week: "Out Of Order". As a general rule of thumb, our titles are often a play on words of moments or headlines that occur within the episode. "Out Of Order" is not one of them. This title was chosen for what you don't hear, and in fact, has a double meaning. The first is "out of order", as in broken. As in not working. An example being Skype. During this episode it kept dropping both the The Google Goddess and our guest @MoseDogg. Not once, not twice, but around 7 times. Yet we continued on, in spite of my juvenile temper tantrums to just quit for the night. And yes, that actually was recorded. Another example of "out of order" (in context of being broken) would be AT&T, which wasn't working, which would also explain Skype crapping out. We tried, and would like to blame it on @MoseDogg and his 1986 dial up phone modem, but then we'd be lying. The third and final example would be human error. After countless technical difficulties and incessant interruptions, the only thing left to go "out of order" was me. Mentally broken. You'll note something peculiar in the intro stories. Like us, laughing. A Lot. A lot more than the stories being told call for. The reason for this... We had already told the stories. I, being mentally "out of order", due to the nights difficulties, had forgotten to hit the RECORD button, after pausing it countless times. And that kids is just the beginning. The second reason for the title was because unlike other episodes, I had to stitch this s*** together like Frankenstein's monster. Recorded "out of order" and covering mistakes and technical failures required the episode be cut and shifted around like a puzzle. Which I have never had to do before so... Fingers crossed! And now you know. Coming in the next few weeks I will be releasing clips from this episode that will provide you with a look behind the curtain of this specific episode. In the meantime, enjoy this. It is a labor of love and idiocy. And yes, grammar Nazi's I know this write up is riddled with mistakes. Feel free to re-write it and submit it back to us. Or listen to episode and do the write up for me.~TK1 PIMPIN' OTHER PODS --->Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels, @CinematicMethod...If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in. Check out GETOFFENDED.COM! What is Getoffened.Com? Humorous and rude t-shirts and apparel (as well as stickers, posters, jokes and a full dictionary of sex and slang terms) not for the faint of heart. From "Dirty Sanchez" tees to "Cleveland Steamer" sweatshirts.... from "Donkey Punch" Hoodies to "Camel Toe" t-shirts.... even "Shocker" spaghetti tank tops.... GetOffended.com is ready to cover up your hairy chest... You've heard it on "The Last Podcaster Standing", "Bob and Tom", and "Howard Stern"... you've seen it on "South Park" and "Harold and Kumar"... now where it on your chest! GetOffended.com is perfect for that "Hard-To-Buy-For" a$$hole on your shopping list. They even sell panties just for the ladies!... Or really feminine guys! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone. Links: TK1 Just After Waking Up A Little Too Much Off The Top Swallow, Don't Spit Gift Giver Getting The Gift Of Jail Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  One, Two, ... Five!!! Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: Under The Kilt

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2011 93:38


    ***For those not familiar with Episode 30, now would be a good time to go back and listen to it. Not only is it one of my favorite episodes, it also contains much fodder and information, which will be referenced in this epidsode.*** In this, the 34th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, On their way to the greener pastures found only under my kilt, the gang stops by Ohio briefly to visit the site of a mass murder spree, and take a quick s*** in the local water fountain. When all is cleaned up, and they're back in the car, from there it's just a quick drive to under my kilt and straight up my a$$. Another good title for this particular episode would have been "TLPS: TMI Under The Kilt Of TK1". When I say TMI, I actually mean embarrassing, self depricating, graphic, Too Much Information. But hey, I started the ball rolling in episode 30, why not just keep it going... And by rolling, I mean downhill. Once at the bottom of that hill they discover a vagina so big, it can only be described as a @Vaginasaurus. That's right! The gang finally lands a brief moment on the mics with the never elusive and mostly brilliant Jessica Caroll. Writer and contributer to Breeding Discontent blogspot and soon to be demi-goddess of the Twittersphere. Waxing philosophic on topics such as movie remakes, stolen virginities, penis pics in the DM's, and that's just the beginning! Needless to say she has a lot to say. And when the sad goodbyes are said and done... We're off to the newsroom for the weekly dose of headlines. This week: Post it on Facebook and you'll get caught. Kidnap and rape my daughter and I won't kill you?! Bet me. A Serial Killers only surviving victim becomes a killer. And finally, A mother who attempts to turn her daughter into a junior videographer... Err... Pornographer I mean. And what better way to end the show then by being introduced to The Google Goddess's very own Other Sister. So grab a jar of peanut butter, sit back, relax, and enjoy. This won't hurt a bit. ~TK1 PIMPIN' OTHER PODS --->Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels, @CinematicMethod...If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in. Check out GETOFFENDED.COM! What is Getoffened.Com? Humorous and rude t-shirts and apparel (as well as stickers, posters, jokes and a full dictionary of sex and slang terms) not for the faint of heart. From "Dirty Sanchez" tees to "Cleveland Steamer" sweatshirts.... from "Donkey Punch" Hoodies to "Camel Toe" t-shirts.... even "Shocker" spaghetti tank tops.... GetOffended.com is ready to cover up your hairy chest... You've heard it on "The Last Podcaster Standing", "Bob and Tom", and "Howard Stern"... you've seen it on "South Park" and "Harold and Kumar"... now where it on your chest! GetOffended.com is perfect for that "Hard-To-Buy-For" jerk on your shopping list. They even sell panties just for the ladies!... Or really feminine guys! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone. Links Crappy Fountain GTA: Ohio Catch Me If You Can. S***! What Would You Do? Mom Forces Daughter To Record The Fun Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Is There A Draft In Here? Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding YouTube Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: In Nate We Trust

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2011 94:44


    In this, The 33rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing The guys are joined in "The Studio" by one of The Angry Ginger's oldest friends.  A man who answers only to GOD!  The Reverend James Nathaniel graces us with his HOLY presence and has a few cold ones while we entertain him. We pull no punches and assault him with a video that only our very own Google Goddess can bring to the show.  I don't know what this woman does on her nights off, but clearly she needs a hobby!  Real or fake it doesn't matter G.G., it's f*%king disgusting either way!  I hope you're haunted by this in your dreams you sicko.  Although, I've actually seen worse! The Kilted One brings us yet another horrific story so chilling that he questions whether he's jinxed or just in the wrong place at the wrong time all the time.  Let's just say he has a gift for spotting flying human beings!  The rest of the guys immediately go into story telling mode.  They come up with several ways to resuscitate a person... None of them will actually work! So get ready for another show that only we can provide you!  Empty your Colostomy bags and push play cuz it's time to laugh with "The Last Podcaster Standing"! -Angry Ginger Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone. PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels… If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in. Links Manual Hernia Surgery Gang With Ethics Stormtrooper Walkabout Jump! Jump! Cupcake Stickup Natural Harvest Extra Sugar Sting Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  We're All Going To Hell Now Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com Facebook @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: We're Not Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2011 79:51


    In this, The 32nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, We all decide to hop on motorized wheel chairs and get plowed with Granny!  We're headed on over to the morgue to pay our last respects to Gramps…We'd give anything to have him back! G.G. show's us yet again the true meaning of the internet!  Though instead of her coming across a video for us to watch, she instead fills us in on what exactly G.G would use on her G-spot.  Is it odd that out of all her finding's, one just happens to be called “The G.G.”?! Whatever floats her little man in the boat!  This also leads us to a discussion about ladders.  Not the kind you can buy at Home Depot either... We also take a trip to the Happy Hands institute where TK1 lets us know that he used to be a “Big Brother” or “Mentor” to a child.  Apparently the only way to deal with these children are through prison riot tactics!   We also discuss the many uses of hospital drugs, all of them good apparently! So feel free to pop a pill or start clicking on your morphine pump and hit play! Don't forget to count back from 100! 100, 99, 98, 9………..-AG Links Bee Spill Drunk Wheeler Drug Mom Man Wakes Up In Morgue Fridge Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  It's Cold In Here Thanks for listening, www.thelastpodcasterstanding.com thelastpodcaster@gmail.com Facebook @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: With A Twist

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2011 41:19


    In this, the 31st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, They present to you an interview gone awry. What follows is an outtake never before aired, because in all honesty they didn't know what the hell to do with it. The Ginger Kid thought it was comedy gold. The Kilted One thought it was a view of how unprepared and amateurish they still are. The Sniper wanted to bury it with the cats or let it sleep with the fishes... either one, it doesn't matter to him as long as it's dead. The KIA felt it was like watching a car wreck in slow motion over and over and over and over and... After much debate and getting the permission of the interviewee, they've decided to let YOU, the listener decide what it is. And when you decide... let them know! They're still on the fence. Ladies and Gentlemen, TLPS With A Twist! (Ok, press PLAY now) Special thanks to @Nick_Twist for his participation and being such a good sport. They will be having Nick on again soon for his podcast redemption as well as to promote various projects... And I'd imagine he'd like to take a few shots at the fellas. Luckily The Google Goddess, who was absent, is in the clear! Links Cat Burglar Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Craziness... Thanks for listening, thelastpodcasterstanding.com thelastpodcaster@gmail.com The Last Podcaster Standing @ Facebook On Twitter @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    TLPS: In Through The Out Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2011 78:28


    In this, the 30th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The Angry Ginger admits to having a small bladder.  This immediately unleashes the wrath of TK1 until he soon realizes that he has this very same problem.  This causes him to run into the arms of another man.  Actually an M.D. ...You know with rubber gloves?  It's not everyday you can lose your anal virginity on your Birthday! TK1 then takes us on a "Tom and Jerry" cartoon like journey.  How does The Kilted One deal with his mouse infestation?  The Google Goddess lets it be known that she is not a fan of his "Art of War" like tactics.  She's a lover of all life forms! *SNAP* Speaking of the Google Goddess, in one night she is not only turned down by the boy wizard, Harry Potter, but also a serial rapist!  Depressed from not getting to hang with Harry she walks out to her car to find she can't start her car.  Mysteriously a man in a windowless van pulls up with his gimp like sidekick and offers to jump start her heart. We also interview a fan of the show and it just so happens we are a fan of his blog.  Mr. Nick Bevis knows NO bounds to his sexual powers! Ladies strap on your padded helmets, it's going to be a bumpy ride. In Headlines we learn that no man can stand up to the powers of the mighty Russian Olga.  One swift Jean Claude Van Damn type roundhouse and you'll wake up with a smile and a mouth full of Viagra.  Did I mention she'll also cut you're hair if you're nice?  In other news, imagine waking up with NO penis! No really try to imagine it! Let's pretend for a second that you can't locate said penis.  Try looking in the garbage disposal. It's always in the last damn place you look isn't it? I could go on and on but why do that when you can just click on the episode and give it a listen!  Don't forget to leave a comment and tell a friend.  -Angry Ginger Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone. PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels… If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in. Links Russian Woman Rapes Russian Rapist Meat Grinder Foot Nipple Gay Study Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  This Might Be A Little Cold Thanks for listening, thelastpodcasterstanding.com thelastpodcaster@gmail.com The Last Podcaster Standing @ Facebook On Twitter @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Grand Theft Auto: Grand Rapids

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2011 88:51


    In this, the 29th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Grand Theft Auto: Grand Rapids.  In this true story, some of us know some of the details and some of us thought we knew all the details. We discuss how a Bi-Polar crazy man went off his meds and instead of renewing his X-Box live account, he just goes ape sh$t on the whole city! High speed chase? Check. Practically shooting up a city block, (most of it taking place on the streets of our cities finest hookers hang out?) Check. Killing not one family but two! Check. How does it all end? Let's just say this fool is "locked and loaded!" Stay with us though, we promise a happy ending. Betty Ford died. Yeah the lady who started a clinic for the Alcoholics... Not because she thought we as Americans needed it... But because she did!  Hiccup! We also discuss whether or not her husband, the former President of the United States, rests in peace in our fair city and whether our very own Kilted One has walked all over that grave or not! Rest in Peace Gerald R. Ford, may you not see up his dangling balls anymore! In Headlines..A man pulls out his Wee Wee and takes a Pee Pee in a town's water supply.  It gets expensive to flush that toilet!  A lady passes out while swimming, good thing she's got "Fatty" boobs to keep her afloat over night while she sleeps.  Mr. Kia is very sure of this! Also, The Google Goddess tells us all about a man who actually explodes while masturbating!  It's dangerous watching foreign porn!  We also discuss a ton of other things so quit reading and start listening! Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone. PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds @GdsRogue @Adjective_J @Ascastblog @BUIPodcasters…If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in. -Angry Ginger Links GR Shooting Porn Theater Bomb #5 18 Month Old Starts Drinking Early Saved By The Boobs Don't Drink The Water Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  You Ain't Gonna Take Me Alive Coppers! Thanks for listening, thelastpodcasterstanding.com thelastpodcaster@gmail.com The Last Podcaster Standing @ Facebook On Twitter @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Sip'n On Rumspringa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2011 119:15


    In this, the 28th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The Kilted One is back! And with him comes a new found love for the new (?) "Extreme Sport" that's sweeping the nation... "Planking!"  We discuss it's orgin and whether or not your cool if you do it!  The vote is still out on this one... But we do decide to start #TLPSTeamPlanking.  Yes that's right! A planking team! So down a shot, grab your camera, erase the nudes, and send us your best planking picture! (You can send the nudes if you really want to!) The guys also discuss Vehicular Manslaughter... As in the killing of a vehicle.  Crashing straight into the ground, over the hill, through the ice and on fire are a few way's to do it.  Now you can tell your mamma that we taught you something.  Who says we aren't full of life's important lessons!  Strap on your "Kool-Aid Stained Chewie" helmets and buckle up for safety!  Once this podcast hits 88 MPH you're gonna see some serious sh$t!! -AG Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone. PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds @GdsRogue @Adjective_J @Ascastblog @BUIPodcasters…If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in. Links Man In A Box Suitcase Amish Pedophile Fun In Court Man Without Helmet Dies Of Head Injury Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Honey! The Yoders are going to be late tonight. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcasterstanding.com thelastpodcaster@gmail.com The Last Podcaster Standing @ Facebook On Twitter @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Lactating Boobs, Peek a Poo and A Black and White Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2011 66:06


    In this, the 27th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, We find ourselves missing "A Kilted One." Where is he?  We don't know! We aren't his f@&king Dada! We come up with a few stories as to his where abouts...I'm also pretty sure none of them are true!  Before we hit headlines, and boy are you going to love the headlines! We chat a bit about our new, ready to wear T-shirts that you and all your friends can purchase !  Just hit us with a message or an E-mail saying 'I Want A T-shirt" and for $15.00 you can be dressed to impress!...and help our little podcast out at the same time.  We also discuss Kevin Smith and his S.I.R (Smodcast Internet Radio) for a minute.  HELP US ADVERTISE!!! We didn't talk about him too long, we didn't want the Ginger popping wood again!  In between headlines we discuss Mr. Kia and his bedtime rituals, and what he wears to bed may shock you!  We also discuss our friend over on Twitter @S_explicit and her blog.  This get's a lot of attention for many reasons.  Check the links below to see it for yourself.  WARNING: NSFW or around anyone who may be against you looking at hot nude Peeps!  You know you wanna click it! As always, strip down to your Birthday Suit, rub on some vasaline and pray to God that your webcam's not on! Oh, and for Christ's sake, have a laugh on us!!! Links: Breast Milk Assault IT Guy Revenge Not Fags & USA vs Russia Very Very Dirty Man Man Hanging Out In The Crapper Dog Poo DNA @S_explicit blog (NSFW) Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Peek A Boo. I See You!! Thanks for listening, thelastpodcasterstanding.com thelastpodcaster@gmail.com The Last Podcaster Standing @ Facebook On Twitter @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

    Ugh, I Forgot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2011 66:54


    In this, the 26th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Ginger starts drinking and has trouble remembering what everyone is talking about. Links Flip Top Head & Russian Mouth Rapest Gets Penis Cut Off Shooting Your Finger Off Death At A Rape Dog F****** Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Ginger! Pay Attention! Thanks for listening, thelastpodcasterstanding.com thelastpodcaster@gmail.com The Last Podcaster Standing @ Facebook On Twitter @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer

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