As I Remember It

The final episode of the first season of As I Remember It! Patrick Decides it's time to discuss the Star Wars Holiday Special! Ryan wants to die.

Ryan is sick, but does his best in this week's episode where you're treated to a joyous compilation of furry and Star Wars content. It's pretty par for the course. Padme is a monster, part of Rudolf is live action, and there was click-bate even in the 1950's. Also, according to Patrick, elves live on teeth.

Patrick tries to pull a fast one on Ryan. Ryan isn't having it.

Ryan recounts Snowpiercer, the hit movie with a man who steals coats. Starring Captain America, an Irish man, and John hurt. Patrick DERAILS the episode with some fun facts about Walt Disney not being dead.

Patrick retells the Bridget Jones's Diary, which is absolutely a Christmas movie. Ryan has his doubts

In this gold mine of an episode Ryan and Patrick try to make a dick shape out of audio spikes in this quality content. Also, Ryan never watched the movie Patrick was going to ask him about, so they have to improvise. It’s... Kinky.

Patrick talks about Disney's Enchanted, and Ryan thinks he might actually like the movie?

Welcome to the accidental, impromptu episode that thought it was going to be banter but wasn’t! Patrick spoils the entire movie in the first 10 minutes and Ryan has to try and fake him out.

Ryan asked Patrick to tell him the story of Darth Maul, but he didn't expect Patrick to cry about it.

Ryan Mourns the end of the Halloween Season. Patrick celebrates the unending Halloween franchise!

As Halloween draws nearer, the duo talk about how Coraline definitely shouldn’t be considered a children’s movie! From start to finish Coraline doesn’t make sense, so have fun with that.

Patrick wants to talk about Jason X, but Ryan just wants to go home.

Patrick was ready to talk about Scream. He was so ready....

Patrick tries to kill Ryan's Halloween Hype by talking about the 2002 Live Action Scooby Doo Movie.

Patrick Talks about the first ever kung fu horror extravaganza shot on film, while Ryan gets to excited for Halloween!

Ryan asks Patrick about Wonder Woman, and Ryan is not happy that it ends in a cliff hanger.

Ryan absolutely loves Shaun of the Dead. Patrick is definitely not forcing him to say that.

Patrick is riding the Gears of War Hype Train. Ryan is a supportive friend, and is glad that Patrick is so excited.

Ryan very technically talks about The Little Mermaid. Patrick is upset.

Patrick tries to call Ryan out for being a furry, and Ryan gladly talks about Robin Hood.

Ryan talks about the Lion King, Patrick doesn't know who Nala is.

Ryan talks about the greatest action franchise of all time. Patrick definitely did not force Ryan to do this.

Patrick explains why the end of the Thrawn Trilogy was so artfully done. Ryan suffers.

Patrick Talks about the Thrawn Trilogy. Patrick Continues to talk about the Thrawn Trilogy. Why Won't he stop talking about the Thrawn Trilogy?!?!?

Ryan retells the tale of Maleficent. Patrick wants to know moors!

Patrick Retells his favorite DC Comics Story. Ryan Judges him for crying over a comic book.

In this episode Ryan breaks all the rules, and the podcast devolves into anarchy. Patrick does his best to save it.

Patrick retells Hellboy: Seed of Distruction and Ryan is waaay too excited for the part with the tentacles.

Patrick gets emotional about a horror game that nobody played. Ryan makes fun of him.

Ryan talks about Alien vs Predator and almost forgets the bit where the protagonist and a predator have a wholesome family bonding moment involving acid blood. Also, if a single person asks, Ryan will write and publish Predator smut fanfic.