Podcasts about Malibu Express

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Best podcasts about Malibu Express

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THE BIG 4-0
VARIETY / MALIBU EXPRESS (also, RIP GENE HACKMAN, and thoughts on THE OSCRAS)

THE BIG 4-0

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2025 79:13


This week on THE BIG 4-0, Ron and Peter discover one of the best and one of the worst movies of the year. Find out which is which of these two films - VARIETY and MALIBU EXPRESS - that most of our listeners have likely never heard of (we know we said we were doing MASK but you know what, fuck streaming, as we discuss). We also bid a sad farewell to one of our favorites, Gene Hackman (a story that has only gotten sadder since we recorded this episode just a few days ago), and briefly discuss our thoughts on the 2025 Oscars, which took place this past week. Please remember to Rate, Like, and Subscribe; and we'll be back next week to wish FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING and THE LAST DRAGON a very happy BIG 4-0!

THE BIG 4-0
THE SURE THING / MISSING IN ACTION 2

THE BIG 4-0

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 66:01


This week Ron and Peter blow out 40 big ones for John Cusack in THE SURE THING and Chuck Norris in MISSING IN ACTION 2. We are posting this episode a few days late because Peter fell ill and because we forgot February only has 28 days. Please Remember to Rate, Like, and Subscribe; and we'll be back next week to talk VARIETY and MALIBU EXPRESS. We know most of you probably haven't heard of these films, but trust us when we say you'll want to tune in and help us wish them a happy BIG 4-0!

Binge Movies: Movie Reviews & Rankings
Malibu Dream: Arlene Sidaris Interview

Binge Movies: Movie Reviews & Rankings

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 67:46


Exclusive Interview with Arlene Sidaris | Behind the Scenes of Andy Sidaris Films, 80s Action, and More! Join us for an exclusive deep dive into the world of action, adventure, and explosive filmmaking as we sit down with Arlene Sidaris, the powerhouse behind the cult classics of Andy Sidaris! From the making of iconic films like Malibu Express and Hard Ticket to Hawaii to never-before-heard stories about the wild 80s action scene, Arlene gives us an inside look at the magic that made these films unforgettable.  Watch This Interview Here Make sure to check out: https://www.andysidaris.com/

Booze and B-Movies
S1E40: Picasso Trigger/Booberang - The More of It

Booze and B-Movies

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 38:57


Picasso Trigger, the third installment of the L.E.T.H.A.L Cinematic Universe. This one crams even more pages of Playboy into the cast list. SEVEN former playmates. Sidaris has a formula. But as far as we can understand the plot: A homeless person's Ernst Stavro Blofeld vows vengeance on The Agency for having killed his brother in Hard Ticket to Hawaii. So, maybe it's more like Die Hard 3? After several of their colleagues are rubbed out, L.E.T.H.A.L (aka Girls with Guns), with the aid of gadgets from the Professor, a Bosley from Charlie's Angels knock-off named Long Dong and leading man Travis Abilene take down the crime lord behind it all, Miguel Ortiz. Also, the first operative to die actually faked his own death and was a bad guy. Picasso Trigger final grade: Steve Sidaris' movie-writing skills are trending in the right direction. This one is probably a *better* movie than either Hard TIcket or Malibu Express. The nod to James Bond with all the gadgets was fun. 2.79/5.0 Brandon The plot of this movie is ¯_(ツ)_/¯, again, nearly impossible to track. The boring bits of this one are exacerbated by the lack of...visual distractions...to draw your attention away from any monotony. Gotta give this one a similar score as the others, but the magic may be wearing off. 3.69/5 Cocktail of the Week: Ranch Water 1 1/2 oz Tequila Blanco 1 oz fresh-squeezed lime juice Sparkling water Build the drink the the glass. Pour ingredients over ice and stir to combine. Garnish with a lime wedge. Cocktail Grade: A fine tequila-based spin on the Gin Rickey, low-sugar, low calorie, all health. 4.5/5 ------------------ Contact us with feedback or cocktail/movie recommendations to: boozeandbmovies@gmail.com X: @boozeandbmovies Instagram: @boozeandbmovies Threads: @boozeandbmovies www.facebook.com/boozeandbmovies --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/boozeandbmovies/support

Booze and B-Movies
S1E39: Malibu Express/Live-Action Playboy Fan Fiction

Booze and B-Movies

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 51:23


The one kicks off with some gardening chat, complaints about the Amazon return process at Kohl's when a person in line in front of you has no honor and youth sports seasons starting up. As far as the movie goes, we check out Malibu Express, out of sequence in the L.E.A.T.H.A.L Cinematic Universe. Much like it's follow-up, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, which we reviewed in Ep 20, this one features more than its fair share of Early/Mid 80s Playboy Playmates, although the...exposure...they give and receive in this one outstrips Hard Ticket by quite a bit. A poor-man's mash-up of Bo Duke, Fletch and Fred from Scooby Doo "investigates" computer sales to Soviet Communists, but that plot of the movie never really happens. Then there's another part about a guy with gambling debts who blackmails high-society women with explicit photos and videos. Then there's like three other unconnected storylines. This movie is basically the fever dream of a teenage boy with a Playboy subscription from 1982-1984. The TL;DR version of the movie goes like this: Car, boobs, moustache, boobs, butt, car, gunfight, boobs, explosion, car chase, gunfight, boobs, helicopter, explosion, boobs, butt, The End. The last ten minutes of the movie is devoted to a couple monologues by the good guy and the bad guy that are intended to help you understand what happened. They didn't help. Malibu Express final grade: Steve Entertaining only for being so ripe with opportunity for mockery. Soooo many topless women that it actually detracted from the story. 2.69/5.0 Brandon Plot was...tough to follow?...non-existent? Andy Sidaris doesn't know how to write a movie, but he does know how to employ Playboy Playmates trying to kick off a film career. 3.80085/5, if you were a kid with a calculator in the 80s Cocktail of the Week: The Pineapple 2 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 4 oz Pineapple Juice Build the drink the the glass. Pour ingredients over ice and stir to combine. Cocktail Grade: A trip down memory lane to the old days in Columbus, OH. Delicious and nutritious. We did amp it up a bit by adding some 151 proof rum on a future round to turn it into the Caribou Lou (h/t Tech N9ne) 4.8/5 ------------------ Contact us with feedback or cocktail/movie recommendations to: boozeandbmovies@gmail.com X: @boozeandbmovies Instagram: @boozeandbmovies Threads: @boozeandbmovies www.facebook.com/boozeandbmovies --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/boozeandbmovies/support

The Worst Movie Ever Made
#159 - Malibu Express

The Worst Movie Ever Made

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 96:54


This week, we talk about 1985's Malibu Express. Or as we like to call it, "Tits: The Movie." Melons and milk monsters and mammaries, oh my! Shane shamelessly shoots shower shenanigans after committing coitus with coerced consent! Blblblbl in the porn water! Penile puns! Finagling the fudge rudders! Eating furniture? Buffington buffoonery! Pulsating Playmates! Shielding from the sun with a shoe visor! Rump radar! Far too many characters to keep track of! Cody's almost anal adventures! Car dealership desert daughter does the deed for a drive! Distinct lack of Buffington butt water, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com

Binge Movies: Movie Reviews & Rankings

Rev up your engines and grab your sunscreen, because this month on Binge Movies is all about "Sex on the Beach: The Films of Andy Sidaris."  On this episode, we're cruising down the California coast with the 1985 cult classic Malibu Express! Join Jason and Molly Razz as they dive into the high-octane world of Cody Abilene, a suave private detective with a knack for getting into trouble and out of his clothes. From bikini-clad beauties to explosive action sequences, we'll explore the elements that make Sidaris' films a guilty pleasure and discuss why "Malibu Express" stands out in his sun-soaked filmography. Tune in for a ride full of twists, turns, and titillation that you won't want to miss! 

The Final Podcast
Final Friday: Malibu Express (1985)

The Final Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2024 27:13


A private detective, who loves the ladies and is irresistible to them, is assigned to investigate who is providing tech leaks to the Russians.Malibu Express is a fun 80's action movie with a lot of charm and an interesting mystery. This film has a lot of sub plots and they are so bizarre, it makes the movie such a wild ride. It kept us engaged all the way through and pulled off a twist that surprised all of us. Watch the movie and catch our review. Check out our website https://thefinalpodcast.com/Subscribe to our YouTube channel  @thefinalpodcast  Follow us on Facebook The Final Podcast Follow us on Instagram @thefinalpodcastFollow us on Twitter @thefinalpodeverMusic Credit: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audiohttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6h... 

Barely Watchable Podcast
Malibu Express Review

Barely Watchable Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 55:00


Tits on Tubi. Never fails

The Horror Show: A Horror Movie Podcast
THS #333: Malibu Express

The Horror Show: A Horror Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2023 97:40


Hello Horror Heads, We conclude our foray into action movies with Malibu Express. Andy Sedaris has become a staple for the horror show the last couple of years but it appears Malibu Express may have put the nail in that coffin. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big Time Talker with Burke Allen — by SpeakerMatch
Classic TV trivia and history with Daniel Boone's Darby Hinton

Big Time Talker with Burke Allen — by SpeakerMatch

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 53:00


This week Burke speaks with classic television actor Darby Hinton with some classic TV trivia and a trip down nostalgia lane. Darby starred in Daniel Boone, Malibu Express, and has recently made his way to the Hallmark movie scene. This episode features tons of laughs while Darby talks about his life as a child actor.  Darby talks about growing up in Hollywood and the struggles that many child actors face. He also tells some great stories from the sets of Mr. Ed and Daniel Boone. You can learn more about what Darby's up to today by visiting his website: DarbyHinton.com The Big Time Talker is sponsored by Speakermatch.com.

Phantom Galaxy
Phantom Galaxy Review: Super Mario Bros, John Wick 4, Scream 6, Cocaine Bear, Knock at the Cabin, Matriarch, Ant Man 3, Sundance 2023, Malibu Express and more

Phantom Galaxy

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2023 282:37


Phantom Galaxy returns with a new review episode and news regarding a new structure! Nathan delivers some brand new reviews for Mario Bros and John Wick 4, and is joined by Greg Bensch for some recent reviews including Scream 6, and then he and Bill take a deep dive into several different films including an Andy Sidaris joint!  Nathan also has some previews of three films that played at the 2023 Sundance film festival. Then he and Trey talk Scream 6 spoilers at the very end of the episode!  Show Notes for the episode coming soon! 

Golan-Globus Theater
Malibu Express (W/ Mike M)

Golan-Globus Theater

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 165:07


Sidaris gives us the goods for 90+ minutes. If only he got the music right this would be a perfect film.

2 Guys 5 Movies
The Spin Chagrin 058: Malibu Express (1985)

2 Guys 5 Movies

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 99:36


The Spin Chagrin, a concept that finds Frank having to watch a movie he's never seen before based on the random spin of a wheel filled with off-the-wall genres, continues into a new year. In this episode, Frank's category was "Fast Cars and Big Boobs." To fulfill the category, Frank describes and discusses the first two movies of Andy Sidaris's Bullets, Bombs, and Babes series of B-films, Malibu Express and Hard Ticket to Hawaii, starring Player guitarist and veteran soap actor, Ron Moss.

Two White Guys Talking Film
Ep.163 Breakout (1975) and The Visitor (1979) or This is like Malibu Express and Proof of Life were forced to mate

Two White Guys Talking Film

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 82:10


Welcome to our latest installment of TWGTF and boy howdy do we have two movies that push the scales of what is bananas in this industry known as filmmaking in two very different ways! Up first we are thrown into a Mexican prison with old friend of the show Robert Duvall and it is up the Charles Bronson as Nick Colton to provide the Breakout! Following that we head to Atlanta where we join a little girl with special powers in one of the strangest reasons to watch good battle evil with The Visitor! Buckle up and if you can't guess why these two go together then just look at Friday's post on our Insta! 0:00:00 to 0:07:38 Preamble & Music: ...Another Top 10 List of movies from 2022! 0:07:39 to 0:22:22 Opening and The Best Thing You Saw This Week 0:22:23 to 0:25:33 The First Film and "Don't judge this place by the way it looks we got a growing business here!" 0:25:34 to 0:47:32 The Conversation and Ratings 0:47:33 to 0:50:45 The Second Film and "A great slender ship with a tail of fire!" 0:50:46 to 1:15:03 The Conversation and Ratings 1:15:04 to 1:22:10 What is happening on the next TWGTF and Outro Spoiler Alert: Do not try and bend the spoon that's impossible!

Solid Six
Episode 116: Tron

Solid Six

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 118:35


Alison, Brady and Josh rez into Tron - the 1982 CGI sci-fi paragon directed by Steven Lisberger and starring Jeff BridgesPlus!Right Now Wrong Then, Malibu Express, Triangle of Sadness, Cats and Dogs, Morbius, Pride and Prejudice (2005), It's A Wonderful Life, Spirited, Smile, The Whale, Jack Frost (1997), day planners and having gratitude!Send submissions to our Child Throwing and Man on Fire lists!Leave us a voicemail! We'll play it on the show. Check out the Solid Six Store!Letterboxd: Alison, Josh, BradyEmail us - podcast@solidsix.netFollow us on Instagram, Facebook, and TwitterLeave a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

One Good Thing
Episode 285. Malibu Express (1985)

One Good Thing

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 71:50


Salt and Goodman settle in to their slightly gross teenage comfort zone and enjoy the absolutely bonkers sexploitation-action flick, Malibu Express.  Featuring: the greatest man ever, buff Eamonn Holmes, 20th century feminism, Margo Fuck-yer-self and a Boob related twist that would make Shyamalan lay off the cheese for a while.  Twitter! We have a Patreon! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and the Film Critic Quest Fantastic  Goodman's EP 'Future Music'

What's Real?
Episode 128: Malibu Express

What's Real?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 114:47


The "What's Real?" podcast is back! Welcome one and all to episode 128! This week's opening topics include a breakdown of the Steelers/Jaguars preseason game, CM Punk's current status in AEW, and the surprise return of Johnny Gargano to the WWE. The WR? coverage of WWE on A&E continues this week. It's the biography on Edge, followed up by Rivals: Cena Vs Edge. Early NFL talk is next, with a review of episode 2 of HBO's "Hard Knocks" with the Detroit Lions. Then, right before another hiatus, the guy goes out with a literal bang! The Andy Sedaris films continue to fuel "Thursday Night Prime" as the guys get aboard the "Malibu Express". It's a wild, crazy ride with another Sedaris BBB (bullets, bombs, and boobs) cult hit! As usual, "Goofs R' Goofs" closes out the show. Enjoy responsibly. PRESENTED by churchillpictures.com Timestamps: 0:00:00 - Steelers/Jaguars Preseason Game, CM Punk's Current Status in AEW, and the Surprise Return of Johnny Gargano to the WWE 0:36:15 - WWE on A&E: Biography - Edge 0:53:46 - WWE on A&E: Rivals - Cena vs Edge 1:03:53 - HBO's Hard Knocks - The Detroit Lions 1:17:42 - Thursday Night Prime: "Malibu Express" (1985) 1:34:00 - Goofs R Goofs Thanks for Listening!

Flicks XRayed Podcast
Malibu Express

Flicks XRayed Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 79:54


 Hot Shit, Sexy Diarrhea, Just What?, Most Booby these are the words we are using to describe this weeks pick. Welcome to episode four of season 7 of Flicks XRayed, this week we are back from COVID and are on the case and are reviewing Malibu Express. Host, Privates Investigator Tony is joined by co-host Sarah, BOOBIES!!!! and guests Hill-billy Racer Chris, and Dave with an H. This week we play a game of Alternate Titles for 80's Action Movies, The Price is Right and The Flicks Awesome Lodge Word Game. So tune in as we discuss at length about Boobs, Ridiculous Story, Bad Character, and sooo much more. 

Ze Shows – Anime Pulse
Popcorn Pulse 160: Express Malibu

Ze Shows – Anime Pulse

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 113:23


Another year, another harvest of actor deaths. We definitely don't take advantage of this to choose movies or anything. It's certainly a tribute to their craft. Yes, that's what we're going to go with. Who to pick this week? Fuck. We didn't think that far ahead. Art Metrano it is. We jointly talk about Malibu Express(1985). One of the first movies by Andy Sidaris. A man famous for putting in gratuitous nudity, guns, and explosions. The main character is Cody. He's a private investigator who's on his first case investigating or maybe guarding a family. There's someone stealing chips from the US and selling them to the Soviets. Not that it really matters as this is … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 160: Express Malibu"

Ze Shows – Anime Pulse
Popcorn Pulse 160: Express Malibu

Ze Shows – Anime Pulse

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 113:23


Another year, another harvest of actor deaths. We definitely don't take advantage of this to choose movies or anything. It's certainly a tribute to their craft. Yes, that's what we're going to go with. Who to pick this week? Fuck. We didn't think that far ahead. Art Metrano it is. We jointly talk about Malibu Express(1985). One of the first movies by Andy Sidaris. A man famous for putting in gratuitous nudity, guns, and explosions. The main character is Cody. He's a private investigator who's on his first case investigating or maybe guarding a family. There's someone stealing chips from the US and selling them to the Soviets. Not that it really matters as this is … Continue reading "Popcorn Pulse 160: Express Malibu"

The Bad Movie Cult Podcast
Episode 18: Malibu Express (1985)

The Bad Movie Cult Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2021 140:20


This week, hosts Dominic Lawton & Ken B Wild are heading back to where it all started as they cover the film that spawned the movie they covered in the very first episode - Hard Ticket To Hawaii. It's the 1985 film MALIBU EXPRESS. Discussions include writer/director Andy Sidaris, trying to figure out what the plot is of the movie and why our hero is so attractive to women. Meanwhile, Dom starts renaming the cast, whilst Ken knocks June Khnockers's knockers. The film pitch this week sees Dom giving us a pair of ex-marine's who board a superyacht to steal a priceless Fabergé Egg. The only problem is they have to go undercover as wrestler's to do it in the heist-at-sea movie RUMBLE CRUISE. Starring  Ronda Rousey, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Scott Adkins, Terry Crews and Dom Lawton & Ken B Wild themselves as a masked luchador tag team! Have you got a question or would like to send us your own film pitch that we will read out on the podcast? Email us! Visit our website for more episodes & written reviews : WWW.BADMOVIECULT.COM Follow us on TWITTER Follow us on INSTAGRAM Join us on FACEBOOK Dominic Lawton can be found on TWITTER Ken B Wild can be found on TWITTER Got a spare minute? Leave us a rating or review on iTunes!

The NeverEnding Movie Marathon
Stinks & Stans: Riders of Justice (2020), Pig (2021), & What We're Watching Lately

The NeverEnding Movie Marathon

Play Episode Play 27 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 48:53


Most critics have their Picks & Pans, but on the NeverEnding Movie Marathon, it's Stinks & Stans! Matt, Rocco, and Alex each pick 1 Stinker they've seen recently and 1 film they're ready to Stan for in a roundtable on the good, the bad, and the ugly of what we've seen recently, including the Mads Mikkelsen revenge dramedy 'Riders of Justice' (2020), the Nicolas Cage truffle swine-and-dine flick 'Pig' (2021), and even the Andy Sidaris "Bullets, Bombs, & Babes" trash-terpiece 'Malibu Express' (1985).The NeverEnding Movie Marathon is a weekly podcastic celebration of cinema. Dive deep into fan-favorite films (#NoStinkers!), thematically curated to enhance your movie viewing by hosts Matt Detisch, Alex Logan, and Michael Rocco.Find us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook or at neverendingmoviemarathon.com

Needless Things
Needless Things Podcast 371: Malibu Express Needless Commentary

Needless Things

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 121:55


Part of an ongoing series – the Needless Things Irregulars gather in the Phantom Zone to provide their own unique commentary on classic genre films! What better way to celebrate another Needless Summer than with a film from the legendary Andy Sidaris? This month the Commentary Team and special guest Beth V hop on board the Malibu Express! Be sure to join the Needless Things Podcast Facebook Group and get in on the conversation for this week's episode! Let us know what you think! “Procrastibate” by LeSexoflex.com  You can follow Needless Things on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for all the latest on pop culture! Hungry for more movies, music, and pop culture? Visit the Needless Things Archives for a decade of dorkery!

The LCS Hockey Radio Show
LCS Hockey Radio Show

The LCS Hockey Radio Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 160:00


Talking Loki, Big Brother, and Malibu Express.   

End Of The Reel
#58 – Malibu Express

End Of The Reel

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 39:44


Malibu Express Another Andy Sidaris film, this time with a whole heap more butts, boobs, pecs, and ass. It's an um-apologetically sleazy film that has many adult performers in it. It's still alright, but really is nothing compared to Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Staring Sybil Danning, Darby Hinton, Lori Sutton, Lorraine Michaels, Lynda Wiesmeier https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ https://endofthereel.com/ https://www.facebook.com/EndOfTheReel https://twitter.com/reel_end This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Grindbin Podcast - Grindhouse and Exploitation Films

Tim, Daniel, Bobby, and Mike talk about the first Andy Sidaris to ever be on the Grindbin, 1985's Malibu Express. Darby Hinton plays a secret agent that's trying to stop Russians from buying Apple II's... maybe??? Featuring an epic performance from Grindbin legend Sybil Danning

Cinenauts
The Brood (feat. Bat and Spider)

Cinenauts

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 83:08


For their 22nd mission, the Cinenauts are joined by the hosts of Bat and Spider and travel back to 1979 to discuss David Cronenberg's psychological body horror, THE BROOD. Also discussed in this episode: Malibu Express with Bat and Spider, Boom's movie watching attention span and a preview into our special month of Oscars episodes! Send us an email or voicemail at cinenautspod@gmail.com. Listen to Bat and Spider hosted by Chuck Forsman and Dale_A Follow Cinenauts on social media: Twitter Instagram

BAT & SPIDER
51 MALIBU EXPRESS

BAT & SPIDER

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 68:43


Excuse Chuck and Dale as they indulge every sense with the sweet, saccharine Malibu Express (1985). What a time they had discussing Andy Sidaris, John Carpenter, boobs, movie theaters, and fun. Join them on their Journey. This isn't Dale that types these out, this is someone else. Welcome to Bat & Spider. On this show we strive to talk about low-rent horror movies for your pleasure and ours. Please join in as we laugh and swoon along to these terrible treasures of low budget yore. Join our DISCORD Order Black Castle Zine and Haunted Cassette Get your Bat & Spider STICKERS here Get a sweet new Bat & Spider t-shirt here! All sale proceeds go to The Movement For Black Lives. Technical Adviser: Slim of 70mm Theme song composed and performed by Tobey Forsman of Whipsong Music. Follow Bat & Spider on Instagram Follow Chuck and Dale on Letterboxd. Bat & Spider Watchlist Send us an email: batandspiderpod@gmail.com. Leave us a voice message: (315) 544-0966 Artwork by Charles Forsman batandspider.com

Drag Mitch To Hell
Malibu Express (1985)

Drag Mitch To Hell

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 102:52


In a desperate bid to successfully drag Mitch to hell, Stefan selects the nuclear option -- Malibu Express (1985). Jovana reflects on her time lost watching this movie. Mitch hates the Buffingtons. Listen and revel in the rapid mental decay of all involved.

Our Moms Think We're Funny
Let's Watch! Firecracker (1981)

Our Moms Think We're Funny

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 97:31


Acomi and Turk182 tighten their 6 times black belts and step into the ring to watch Firecracker (1981). A martial arts teacher travels to the Philippines to find her missing sister. Featuring Darby Hinton from Andy Sidaris' Malibu Express, as a master martial artist and assassin. A bad movie for awfulsome movie lovers. BAD acting! Fake martial arts! Poor lighting and direction! Plot that was written using Madlibs! NOTE: Sybil Danning does not appear in this movie! Acomi and Turk182, along the occasional special guest, provide running commentary of awfulsome movie and TV shows. The hosts select movies that either one, or both, have never seen. All jokes and comments are improvised. NO PREPARED JOKES OR COMMENTS! During recording, the movies are watched at a low volume and with the subtitles on. Viewers may want to turn subtitles on as well to enhance the viewing experience. So, cue up the audio, ready the movie, and hit play when we say so. Note: This video is the commentary recorded by Acomi and Turk182, and selected screenshots. It is NOT a viewable copy of the film. The commentary can be enjoyed on its own, but if you want to experience the Let's Watch in all its glory, you'll need your own copy of the movie. Most of the movies viewed can be streamed online for free. #OMTWF #KorovaEntertainment #LetsWatch #LW #Acomi #Turk182 #awfulsome #Firecrackermovie #Firecracker1981 #DarbyHinton Follow Acomi on Twitter at @AcomiDraws and on Instagram at AcomiDraws. Follow Turk182 on Twitter at @Turk182_KE and on Instagram at Turk182_KE.

Hoosier Nerds Podcast
Hoosier Nerds The Malibu Express

Hoosier Nerds Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 49:37


This week we talk about the 1st movie in the Andy Sidaris movie universe Malibu Express. Also we discuss Justice League and of course some Star Wars.

Film Seizure
Episode 160 - Malibu Express

Film Seizure

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 113:40


In the final week of Force February 2021, the guys are recommended an episode from a fan that some of them deem to be "Force adjacent". Geoff and Jason battle for the honor of Malibu Express from director Andy Sidaris! Find new episodes every Wednesday at www.filmseizure.com "Beyond My Years" by Matt LaBarber LaBarber The Album Available at https://mattlabarber.bandcamp.com/album/labarber-the-album Copyright 2020 Follow us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/filmseizure/ Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/FilmSeizure Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/filmseizure/ You can now find us on YouTube as well! The Film Seizure Channel can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/c/FilmSeizure

Irresistibly awful
#96 Malibu Express

Irresistibly awful

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 80:21


This week we watched the very entertaining Malibu Express. We talk about Cody having great luck, Faye and May, Sally’s phone line, hillbillies, and the best junkyard ever! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matt-mike-john-bubba/support

Our Moms Think We're Funny
Let's Watch! Hard Ticket To Hawaii

Our Moms Think We're Funny

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 112:41


Acomi and Turk182 are back celebrating their admiration for spy movie auteur Andy Sedaris. A full season after their first AMAZING Let's Watch!, Malibu Express, the hosts return with another Sedaris classic Hard Ticket To Hawaii. An indirect sequel to Malibu Express, Hard Ticket To Hawaii ditches the gags, slapstick, and first person narrative to give you want more of - blazing hot women, suspense, and action by the bra cup-full. Hawaii tour pilots Donna and Taryn find themselves entangled with diamond smugglers, gun runners, double agents, and a highly toxic, obscenely, enormous python. Acomi and Turk182, along the occasional special guest, provide running commentary of awfulsome movie and TV shows. The hosts select movies that either one, or both, have never seen. All jokes and comments are improvised. NO PREPARED JOKES OR COMMENTS! During recording, the movies are watched at a low volume and with the subtitles on. Viewers may want to turn subtitles on as well to enhance the viewing experience. So, cue up the audio, ready the movie, and hit play when we say so. Note: This video is the commentary recorded by Acomi and Turk182, and selected screenshots. It is NOT a viewable copy of the film. The commentary can be enjoyed on its own, but if you want to experience the Let's Watch in all its glory, you'll need your own copy of the movie. Most of the movies viewed can be streamed online for free. #OMTWF #KorovaEntertainment #LetsWatch #LW #Acomi #Turk182 #awfulsome Follow Acomi on Twitter at @AcomiDraws and on Instagram at AcomiDraws. Follow Turk182 on Twitter at @Turk182_KE and on Instagram at Turk182_KE.

Two White Guys Talking Film
Ep.83 Malibu Express and Deadbeat at Dawn or Man Fucking Ohio I Guess

Two White Guys Talking Film

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 80:58


Cult Movies from the bottom shelf or Something brilliant lost to time? Its up to our heroes to figure out if these two films cut the mustard! First up is the 1985 classic from director Andy Sidaris in his wild film about Cody Abilene and his boat the Malibu Express. After that the boys head to the mean streets of Ohio and see two gangs war it out in the Jim Van Bebber cult classic Deadbeat at Dawn! Listen up its all coming up on TWGTF

Nenito
Malibu Express

Nenito

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 6:49


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This Week In Geek
Loose Cannon - 006 - Malibu Express

This Week In Geek

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 44:05


In this episode the crew sat down and watched the newly 4k remastered Andy Sidaris cult classic Malubu Express on bluray from Mill Creek Entertainment!Pick it up for yourself today!https://www.millcreekent.com/products/malibu-expressYour Geekmasters:Mike "The Birdman" Dodd - https://twitter.com/BirdmanDoddAlex "The Producer" - https://twitter.com/DeThPhaseTWIGAaron PollyeaFeedback for the show?:Email: Feedback@thisweekingeek.netTwitter: https://twitter.com/thisweekingeekSubscribe to our classic/best of episodes here: https://www.spreaker.com/show/this-week-in-geek-classiciTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/this-week-in-geek/id215643675Spotify: spotify:show:0BHP4gkzubuCsJBhU3oNWXGoogle Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc3ByZWFrZXIuY29tL3Nob3cvMzU3MTAzNy9lcGlzb2Rlcy9mZWVkCastbox: https://castbox.fm/channel/id2162049Website: http://www.thisweekingeek.netSeptember 10, 2020

Happy Fun Time Movie Hour
Hard Evidence | Malibu Express

Happy Fun Time Movie Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 70:18


This week on #HFTMH, we're going back to 1985 where B movies reigned cable TV with Malibu Express. The Andy Sidaris movie stars Darby Hinton, Sybil Danning and assemble cast of characters.

DWN’S Terrible Horror Crap Podcast – Horrorphilia
DWN’S Terrible Horror Crap Podcast Episode 220 “Werewuvs And Forebush”

DWN’S Terrible Horror Crap Podcast – Horrorphilia

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 63:35


On this episode we talk about Vivarium, Malibu Express, Todd Mcfarlane, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Slugs, I Bury The Living, Amazing Spider-Man 26, and [...]

Horrorphilia
DWN’S Terrible Horror Crap Podcast Episode 220 “Werewuvs And Forebush”

Horrorphilia

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 63:35


On this episode we talk about Vivarium, Malibu Express, Todd Mcfarlane, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Slugs, I Bury The Living, Amazing Spider-Man 26, and [...]

Baby Oil and Blow
136 - Décolletage For Days

Baby Oil and Blow

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 100:23


After opening with an uncomfortable 10 minute rape chunk, eventually we get around to talking about our movie of the week this episode, which is the final film in our month-long celebration of LGBTQ Pride, MALIBU EXPRESS (1985). We’ve been operating on a theme of films with cross-dressing characters, which this one manages to stick to, technically, but mostly it’s all about boobs. And who could complain about that?

Legion Podcasts
CinePsyEP250: LETHAL Ladies Full Franchise Fest: Malibu Express

Legion Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 103:11


CinePsyEP250: LETHAL Ladies Full Franchise Fest: Malibu Express The LETHAL Ladies Full Franchise Fest begins with Malibu Express as the boys celebrate the 250th straight week of Cinema PSYOPS by being entirely envious of Cody Abilene for the bulk of the review.  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0PhshKRtKhh4ESfKhrer6s?si=7M_fLKDsRomBgiowA0WWOA iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cinema-psyops Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ij7cs3a2qml6bz2lajomirqcngi?t=Cinema_PSYOPS Cinema PSYOPS Main page: http://www.legionpodcasts.com/cinema-psyops/ Email feedback to  Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com  Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Instagram: cinema_psyops

Cinema PSYOPS
CinePsyEP250: LETHAL Ladies Full Franchise Fest: Malibu Express

Cinema PSYOPS

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 103:11


CinePsyEP250: LETHAL Ladies Full Franchise Fest: Malibu Express The LETHAL Ladies Full Franchise Fest begins with Malibu Express as the boys celebrate the 250th straight week of Cinema PSYOPS by being entirely envious of Cody Abilene for the bulk of the review.  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0PhshKRtKhh4ESfKhrer6s?si=7M_fLKDsRomBgiowA0WWOA iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-psyops/id1037574921?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cinema-psyops Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ij7cs3a2qml6bz2lajomirqcngi?t=Cinema_PSYOPS Cinema PSYOPS Main page: http://www.legionpodcasts.com/cinema-psyops/ Email feedback to  Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com  Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Instagram: cinema_psyops The post CinePsyEP250: LETHAL Ladies Full Franchise Fest: Malibu Express appeared first on Legion.

Cinema Slop
064B Day Of The Warrior

Cinema Slop

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 37:39


This time we finally find out WTF L.E.T.H.A.L. means! Savage Beach (-) > Hard Ticket to Hawaii (-) > Do or Die (+1) > Day of the Warrior (-) > The Dallas Connection (-1) > Hard Hunted (+2) > Fit to Kill (+1) > Enemy Gold (-3) > Picasso Trigger (-) > Guns (-4) > Malibu Express (-1) Chris Rankings: Savage Beach (-) > Hard Ticket to Hawaii (-) > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (-) > Day of the Warrior (-) > Enemy Gold (-) > Hard Hunted (-) > Fit to Kill (-) > Picasso Trigger (-4) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

ZTOTV podcasts
SchlockFest ep.23-"Malibu Express" (1985)

ZTOTV podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2020 41:01


In this fun filled episode of #SchlockFest Jean-Paul and Ray welcome long time friend Mike Griffin onto the show to discuss one of the schlockiest action films to ever come out of the 80s. This is the most rater R episode of the show so far but mainly because this film is borderline pornography. FYI you can watch Malibu Express in it's entirety on Youtube right now. #ZTOTV

Our Moms Think We're Funny
Let's Watch! Malibu Express

Our Moms Think We're Funny

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 113:24


Acomi and Turk182 embark on their most ambitious and exciting journey to date, with a viewing of Andy Sedaris' Malibu Express. This movie opened the door for Sedaris' later work of espionage and suspense involving the undercover agents of L.E.T.H.A.L.. Prepare yourselves for action, mystery, and enough eye candy to give your optic nerve diabetes. This, is Andy Sedaris' Malibu Express. Acomi and Turk182, along the occasional special guest, provide running commentary of awfulsome movie and TV shows. The hosts select movies that either one, or both, have never seen. All jokes and comments are improvised. NO PREPARED JOKES OR COMMENTS! During recording, the movies are watched at a low volume and with the subtitles on. Viewers may want to turn subtitles on as well to enhance the viewing experience. So, cue up the audio, ready the movie, and hit play when we say so. #OMTWF #LetsWatch # LW #Acomi #Turk182 #andysedaris #malibuexpress #lethal #sybildanning #bmovies Follow Acomi on Twitter at @AcomiDraws and on Instagram at AcomiDraws. Follow Turk182 on Twitter at @Turk182_KE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Cinema Slop
062B The Dallas Connection

Cinema Slop

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 54:28


Jon and Chris examine the importance of Zip disks this week on *The Dallas Connection*. Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (-1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Hard Hunted (-) > Fit to Kill (-) > Picasso Trigger (-3) > Malibu Express (-1) Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (+1) > Picasso Trigger (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Hard Hunted (-4) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Bulletproof Podcast
Spring Break

Bulletproof Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 66:10


On Episode 10 of the Bulletproof Podcast, your hosts Chris The Brain and Chad Cruise go on Spring Break in the world of Andy Sidaris. Joining Chris and Chad is Andy Sidaris super fan Todd Gaines as they discuss Sidaris' films of the 70's and 80's including Stacey, Seven, Malibu Express, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Picasso Trigger and Savage Beach! Plus, the debauchery continues with a look at the most perverse Google searches that bring people to BulletproofAction.com!

Ozone Nightmare
Malibu Express Review

Ozone Nightmare

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 5:01


Today on the 5: As part of my trek through the Andy Sidaris film collection, I watched the actual first movie in the Bullets, Bombs, and Babes series. The film is called Malibu Express, and it is simply awful.

Cinema Slop
041B Enemy Gold

Cinema Slop

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 77:10


This week Jon and Chris call in an emotional support Zac and boy do they need it! Join us as we fail to understand if Enemy Gold is talking about us. Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Hard Hunted (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Malibu Express (-1) Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Hard Hunted (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Do or Die (-2) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1) Zac Rankings: Savage Beach > Enemy Gold > Malibu Express

Flesh Wound Radio
Flesh Wound Radio - Episode 204: I Spit On Your Skateboard (5/8/19)

Flesh Wound Radio

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 95:00


Tune into the Sinister Sickos of Flesh Wound Radio this Wednesday, May 8 at 11:00pm EST / 8:00pm PST  ( or anytime shortly after we wrap. On this brand new episode we cover the long awaited sequel to the original horror classic, I Spit On Your Grave 2: Deja Vu, and dive into the bat shit brilliance of Andy Sidaris with Blu-Ray reviews for Malibu Express, and Hard Ticket To Hawaii. In addition Zac Efron seeks revenge against his now grown High School Musical fans in the Netflix vigilante tale, Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil And Vile. All that plus Streaming Screams with the latest addition of Into The Dark, a review of Riverside Drive In's April Ghouls Monster-Rama, and much more mayhem. Be sure to check out fleshwoundfeatures.com and download us on itunes, Stitcher, and Spreaker.

Movie Freaks
Episode 244: Hard Bullet Whatever

Movie Freaks

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 89:49


Jonathan v Antidote on the roulette, in honor of Avengers 4: Endgame's release we breakdown our top 5 MCU, and chat Avengers 4: Endgame, The Terminator, Westworld: Season Two, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Malibu Express, Seven, and much more!

Cinema Slop
034B Do Or Die

Cinema Slop

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2019 110:33


This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown which approximates a normal discussion of an abnormal film. Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Grindhouse Messiah
Cinepunx Invades Grindhouse Messiah to Talk Andy Sidaris

Grindhouse Messiah

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019


Today's episode is presented by RoughCut Shirts, grab your new favorite t-shirts at roughcutshirts.com. And, a bonus plug for the rad t-shirt company, Adult Crashing, who made the phenomenal LDP… Continue reading "Cinepunx Invades Grindhouse Messiah to Talk Andy Sidaris"

The Farsighted Network
Cinepunx Invades Grindhouse Messiah to Talk Andy Sidaris

The Farsighted Network

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019


Today's episode is presented by RoughCut Shirts, grab your new favorite t-shirts at roughcutshirts.com. And, a bonus plug for the rad t-shirt company, Adult Crashing, who made the phenomenal LDP… Continue reading "Cinepunx Invades Grindhouse Messiah to Talk Andy Sidaris"

The Farsighted Network
Cinepunx Invades Grindhouse Messiah to Talk Andy Sidaris

The Farsighted Network

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019


Today's episode is presented by RoughCut Shirts, grab your new favorite t-shirts at roughcutshirts.com. And, a bonus plug for the rad t-shirt company, Adult Crashing, who made the phenomenal LDP… Continue reading "Cinepunx Invades Grindhouse Messiah to Talk Andy Sidaris"

Grindhouse Messiah
Cinepunx Invades Grindhouse Messiah to Talk Andy Sidaris

Grindhouse Messiah

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019


Today’s episode is presented by RoughCut Shirts, grab your new favorite t-shirts at roughcutshirts.com. And, a bonus plug for the rad t-shirt company, Adult Crashing, who made the phenomenal LDP… Continue reading "Cinepunx Invades Grindhouse Messiah to Talk Andy Sidaris"

Cinema Slop
032B Guns

Cinema Slop

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2019 31:11


Erik Estrada is the Jack of Diamonds and he is taking on the dangerous and perennially named Donna.. Donna Hamilton. This weeks journey into the wonderland that can only be described as the Bizarro-Lewis Carroll-Verse... errr The Extended Hawaii-verse..... as Chris and Jon sit down for Guns Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Picasso Trigger > Guns > Malibu Express Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Guns> Picasso Trigger > Malibu Express

Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast
Picasso Trigger - More boobs but less Abilene

Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 98:02


Andy Sidaris once again dials the nonsense up to about 50 and matches that number with topless women. This time the LETHAL team has to deal with some internal double-crossing or triple-crossing, we're very confused on how many crossings happen here.  We've seen that a lot of the reviews online for the 4th film in the LETHAL collection (this one proves that Seven is part of the franchise) that this one isn't good. There's no giant snake gimic, not as crazy stunts, and a much crappier version of the Malibu Express. Those points are all correct however, this is still a great time and as far as we can see has only one extreme drawback - the continuing degradation of the Abilene's in quality. Travis Abilene is the worst. He's just scummy. The actor belongs on the bad guy team - not among the coolest guys of all time. He stinks. Picasso Trigger is a lot more complex than the previous three films with a very convoluted plot and that may have been a major shift in how Andy and Arlene made their booby-movies. There may have been too much to get hung-up on and that may have distracted everyone from the formula that worked so well in the previous three. We'll see if the Sidaris ship corrects itself in Savage Beach.  With that disclaimer, Picasso Trigger is still a do and one of the best riffers you can pick up. 

Cinema Slop
029B Picasso Trigger

Cinema Slop

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 20:59


Jon and Chris are back to examine the watch-checking-fury that is Picasso Trigger... a late night sleaze fest that teases its viewers with educational nature trivia. Join us as we investigate the intrepid "Picasso Trigger" fish. Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Picasso Trigger > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Malibu Express Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Picasso Trigger > Malibu Express

Cinema Slop
022B Malibu Express

Cinema Slop

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2018 27:13


We're back in for a very special Inaugural 2nd episode of the Extended Hawaii-Verse. After having stepped in it with our episode Savage Beach we're now all in and ready to find out how you could possibly make a 12 movie series out of the following ingredients. 1) Girls 2) Guns and 3) G-Strings. Perhaps one day we will try out a version with 1) Bullets 2) Blondes and 3)Bombshells.... onward we go to bake ourselves a sleaze-soufflé!

Something Something Podcast Network
EP14 - Malibu Express

Something Something Podcast Network

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2018 46:29


Follow us on twitter @bam_cast @asiamaniapod @justin_knowles

Midnight Drive-In
Malibu Express & Hard Ticket To Hawaii

Midnight Drive-In

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2018 72:37


In week two of letting Noah pick movies we have Malibu Express and Hard Ticket To Hawaii.  There lots of talk about boobs, rocket launchers, and snakes.  Listen in as Doug's soul withers and Noah laughs at his misfortune!  Also a few pieces of feedback but we're pretty light on other movies this week.  It's a quick one.

THUNDER GRUNT
BONUS DISC 078 | MALIBU EXPRESS

THUNDER GRUNT

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2017 91:20


Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show, space expert Mike TV, spend a quality saturday night getting full-on depressed during MALIBU EXPRESS! Do you ever fantasize about a milquetoast Chuck Norris-light action hero, who apparently drank LOVE POTION #9 and narrates everything he does on screen after he does it? Your fantasy is a reality! Let master storyteller Andy Sidaris whisk you away to a meandering world where an adult walks through a free-standing, train-themed boat-door to get to the door of their boat! Remember, the solution to all of life's problems can be solved with the exposure of human female breasts. OH NO IT'S THE BUFFINGTONS AGAIN!!!TRAILER!THE WHOLE MOVIE IN ABOUT A MINUTE!BUY THE ANDY SIDARIS DVD COLLECTION!HERE'S THE MOVIE ON YOUTUBE!HERE'S JOE BOB BRIGGS ON MALIBU EXPRESS!

Cult Cinema Cavalcade

Our ‘Thankful For Andy Sidaris Month’ Begins! A smooth-talking private eye is assigned the task of investigating who is behind the hi-tech computer technology leaks to the Russians.

Cult Cinema Cavalcade

Our ‘Thankful For Andy Sidaris Month’ Begins! A smooth-talking private eye is assigned the task of investigating who is behind the hi-tech computer technology leaks to the Russians.

Planet X
Planet X Afsnit 1: Malibu Express

Planet X

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2017 77:43


En af heltene fra Planet X er den nu afdøde producer-instruktør Andy Sidaris. En mand, der brugte mange år af sit liv på at producere action-film på små budgetter - men med masser af overskudsenergi. Han er kendt for at krydre sine film med erotik og effekter - og for replikker, man husker - ofte fordi de virker så vidunderligt malplacerede eller er meget lidt mundrette. Malibu Express er et Andy Sidaris-mesterværk fra 1985 - en god årgang for hans særlige mix af action, komik - og lidt erotik. I vores Planet X Podcast gennemgår vi Malibu Express - og noterer os de mange fantastiske detaljer og det på én gang indviklede og meget enkle plot. Det handler om ulovlig eksport af computerteknologi til russerne - et forvarsel om vor tids cyberkrig. Blandt de mange stjerner lægger vi især mærke til smukke Sybil Danning (f.1952) - 80'ernes ukronede B-film-dronning - født i Østrig, først fotomodel, siden skuespiller i vidunderlige film som Battle Beyond the Stars, Reform School Girls, Hercules - og så selvfølgelig Malibu Express, som hun løfter ved sin tilstedeværelse - og sin helt unikke udstråling.

The SLS Cast
Episode 208: Tim Drills Matt Harder

The SLS Cast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2016 79:07


News (00:14:20):   Creme-de-la-Crap (00:44:10): Andy Sidaris' "Malibu Express" (1985)     The Flicks:   (01:00:45) "Into the Inferno" SLS Cast Rating: 3  Matt's Rating: 3.25 Tim's Rating: 2.75                           (01:08:48) "Allied" SLS Cast Rating: 3.75  Matt's Rating: 3.75 Tim's Rating: 3.75     NEXT WEEK!     Flicks: "Moana"  & "Bad Santa 2"  3²: Anti-Christmas Movies               Until Next Time Cinephiles...             RSS Feed      (All music within the podcast is copyrighted 2010 - 2016 by Cries of Solace and is used with permission. Additional copyrighted material used under Fair Use for the purposes of [including, but not limited to]: criticism, comment, and news reporting. Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the hosts, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Sony or any of its affiliates and subsidiaries.)

Motion Picture Meltdown
MPM: Ep. 251 – Thank You For The Mammaries

Motion Picture Meltdown

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2016


Malibu Express | Child’s Play – Hello everyone and welcome to another great Request Month from Motion Picture Meltdown! Every December we take requests from our listeners, and then put ourselves through the worst cinematic pain possible, and roast the movies YOU pick. We kick things off this week by roasting through Eli’s pick, Malibu Express as … Continue reading "MPM: Ep. 251 – Thank You For The Mammaries"

The SLS Cast
Episode 207: Fantastic Queefs and Where to Hear Them

The SLS Cast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2016 83:06


News (00:15:30):     Copycat Throwdown (00:41:20): "Thunderball" (1985) vs "Never Say Never Again" (1983)     The Flicks:    (00:55:20) "Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk" SLS Cast Rating: 3  Matt's Rating: 3.25 Tim's Rating: 2.75                                                                                                                                                               (01:09:17) "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" SLS Cast Rating: 3.75  Matt's Rating: 3.75 Tim's Rating: 3.75            NEXT WEEK!       Flicks: "Allied"  & "Into the Inferno"  Creme-de-la-Crap: Andy Sidaris' "Malibu Express" (1985)               Until Next Time Cinephiles...             RSS Feed      (All music within the podcast is copyrighted 2010 - 2016 by Cries of Solace and is used with permission. Additional copyrighted material used under Fair Use for the purposes of [including, but not limited to]: criticism, comment, and news reporting. Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the hosts, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Sony or any of its affiliates and subsidiaries.)

Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
(Ep. 63): Malibu Express - Movie Commentary: February 2016

Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2016 110:38


Malibu Express1985 | Crime/Mystery | 1hr 45minsFUN FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the chance. In between investigating the many women around the Contessa's estate, Abilene eventually uncovers a complex case of espionage and blackmail.  So Police Academy 3: Back in Training SUCKED! Don't worry we Love You (only you)! So we have you covered, Malibu Express is the shit (the good shit). Part of the Bullets Bombs and Babes collection from Andy Sidaris, Malibu Express keeps its silliness but adds more to its story then that of Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Sure Ticket was fun as well but bringing a bit of mystery to an already entertaining film is going the extra mile. Something Police Academy 3 never did.

Film Frown
Hard Ticket To Hawaii

Film Frown

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2015 114:48


Chris & Paul were incredibly lucky to be joined by Darren Herczeg & Adam Dachis from Supercharged & The Awkward Human Survival Guide shows on the 5by5 podcast network. The cinema flavor sampled on this episode was Hard Ticket to Hawaii, a titillating adventure featuring useless bullets, inconsistent bazooka blasts and bad actors that make the co-star centerfolds look like Glenn Close or Julianne Moore. As Darren would say, “Aloha!” Adam will be starring in a West Wing reboot? Adam is a co-author of The Awkward Human Survival Guide . Darren’s amazing short, Tennis. You’ll love it. (pun intended) Chris steals his intro styling from Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast! Adam says Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey is the best Gilbert thing ever. Chris rather enjoys that Cards Against Humanity sponsored Gilbert’s show once and ask him to read the Bill Pullman speech from Independence Day in lieu of an advertisement. Listen around 1:45, here. Director of the film, Andy Sidaris was the father of the “honey shot” in sports broadcasting. Darren asks if Dona Speiris related to Albert Speer? That will really kill the mood in your masturbatorium. Is that a non-little person version of Hervé Villechaize as a henchman? Adam shares that Florida warns people to wear long socks to protect themselves from snakes. WHA? Surely that will work as well as the duck and cover during a nuclear attack. Oh, hey! Why not get some snake protection leggings instead of long socks? Joe Bob Briggs interviews Andy Sidaris. Another interview shows Dona Speir with her arm around Andy while his wife Arlene promotes the movie. Apparently this film is a sequel to Malibu Express. The company uniform for the girls’ cargo business? Darren points out that this movie has not one, but two theme songs. You can sample one, here. The confusion of white people playing races other than white? It happens with the film’s villain. Also, Darren says see Emma Stone in Aloha. Is that Glen A. Larson’s real-life yacht? Darren compares Sidaris to Mark Cuban, who you may recognize from Shark Tank. Harold Diamond went to the kickboxing school of acting. The master class. The delivery boy is played by Sidaris’ son, Christian. Darren tells us you can travel to Cambodia to blow up a cow with a bazooka. Who is a more convincing woman? Adam, Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie or the character in The Crying Game. Hawkeye vs. Green Arrow, the battle no one really cares about. Chris wants a sequel where the snake has 36 hours to live and it’s in the same vein as Crank. You think the podcast is long? Imagine how the guests feel. Darren decides to draw while he’s bored (NSFW). Darren wants to hire Dona Speir Berman for his next project. Here’s her FB, Darren. Does Taryn suffer from upspeak? “We need more female body builders in film.” Except Chyna, of course. Cut and suddenly the bad guy has a knife and Jake is wearing shuko hand claws? We don’t recommend you cheat yourself of the viewing pleasure of this art film, but Paul did mention there are GIFs available at giphy. Thanks to Darren & Adam for taking the time to join Paul & Chris on a show that ended up being longer than the movie reviewed. Please check out their shows, The Awkward Human Survival Guide and Supercharged. Of course, thank you for listening. If you’d like to support the show, please see our Patreon page. Support Film Frown on Patreon

Search for Schlock
Malibu Express (1985)

Search for Schlock

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2015


http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-072-MalibuExpress.mp3 Download MP3 As unabashed fans of puerile, boobs-obsessed director (and inventor of the honey shot) Andy Sidaris, we were unrealistically enthusiastic about this early effort, which features Sybil Danning from Battle Beyond the Stars plus a whole lot of Playboy playmates. Unfortunately, unlike Sidaris's later work, this one's a bit nasty -- a little racist, a lot homophobic, and way to sexist even by Andy Sidaris standards. It's not all bad news -- we were happy to learn of the existence of Lynda Wiesmeier, who does excellent work as auto racer June Khnockers ("with an 'h'") -- but to get to the good stuff, you have to sit through a movie that attempts to ripoff both Magnum P.I. and Smokey and the Bandit simultaneously. Don't make our mistake; stick with a nice 90s vintage of Sidaris film. Original post located at searchforschlock.com.

Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast
Year 1: Year in Review: Part 1

Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2015 58:32


If you listen to just 1 episode of Stinker Madness this year, it needs to be this one (oh and part 2). Its been an entire year of Stinker Madness and we put this extra special episode together in honor of the occasion. It's the Top Ten Bad Movies we saw in the last year. Each of us put down our favorites and we each recap what we loved about them. These are the films that cannot be missed. We highly recommend any movie fan to sit down with any of these films. We dare you to not like them. Dare! Dare! In part 1, we each go through numbers 10 through 5. Jackie's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies 10. The Wicker Man 9. Deadly Prey 8. The Vineyard 7. Soultaker 6. Dead Heat 5. Winter's Tale Sam's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies 10. Young Warriors 9. Never Too Young Too Die 8. Malibu Express 7. Hell Squad 6. Deathrace 2000 5. The Man from Hong Kong Justins's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies 10. Teen Witch 9. No Holds Barred 8. Dead Heat 7. Ninja III: The Domination 6. The Beastmaster 5. Machete Thanks for listening to us over the last year and we look forward to the next year of stinkers.

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Coming Soon: Malibu Express (1985)

Search for Schlock

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2015


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Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast
Boobs, Babes, and the Finest Action Hero of Our Time - Malibu Express

Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2014 78:38


Darby Hinton, as Cody Abilene, becomes our favorite "action" hero of all time in Andy Sidaris' epic b-movie, Malibu Express. We find a plethora of hidden jokes, talk about the endless stream of topless women, and what a great shot Cody is.

Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast
Prelude to Malibu Express

Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2014 33:25


It's time to prepare for possibly the greatest budget movie ever made, Andy Sidaris' masterpiece, Malibu Express. We review some more streaming movies on Netflix and we give out the more bad movie trivia. Get ready for some Cody Abilene and the Buffingtons.