Jerk Of All Trades

You done did it now!  Social media across the board has banned Alex Jones and he is PISSED!  How do Eddie and Ray feel about this UNPRECEDENTED move by the major power players on the internet?...well, maybe Alex Jones was on to something because it has been tested and proven, your cell phone is LISTENING to all of your real life conversations!  How is this even possible?  We discuss in-depth, don't miss it!  We also talk about the science behind the importance of hugging your baby, people getting paid $40/hour to cuddle with your co-workers, and the results when an octopus was given MDMA!  Thanks for sitcking with us, we love you guys! Be the envy of all your friends and get your official JOAT swag at https://shop.spreadshirt.com/jerk-of-all-trades-podcast/ Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Shoutout to THUNDER DRIVER for the new JOAT Podcast Soundtrack!  Check them out at thunderdriver1.bandcamp.com! Episode 51: Alex Jones banned from having friends, hugging increases brain size, and more!

We put the band back together!  YES!  Eddie and Ray are BACK baby!  This week the Jerks talk about Amazon's new wristband tracker, potentially tracking employee's movement's throughout their day at work.  Can you lose weight by smoking pot?  The numbers may lean in a direction you may not have guessed!  Even after losing all that weight, we do not recommend wearing your skinny jeans until your feet go numb.  We also cover Colorado potentially legalizing magic mushrooms in the near future and a new vibrator that will allow you to order Pizza from your favorite pizza joint after a little diddle and dine! :)   Episode 50:   New Domino's Pizza Vibrator and Amazon's Fitbit Snitch!

Eddie and Ray are joined this week by local hip-hop artist Shayne, aka "Shaggy No Scoob"!  Shayne is a member of the group "A Rookie Project" and they are performing this weekend for charity at a fundraising event.  Shayne tells us about his diverse background in music and his unique job escorting a camel around for a hip-hop photo shoot.  Shayne's only just 21 years old, but has strong opinions of what makes a good lyricist and is not afraid to spit off the top on a beat.  As always, thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys!    If you're in the area, check out the show!   The event is called the 50/50  JUNE 3RD at Franksville Park in Franksville, WI!   Doors open at 6pm!   $5 to get in and all proceeds go to charity!    https://soundcloud.com/arookieproject   Guest:   Shaggy No Scoob from "A Rookie Project"   Be the envy of all your friends and get your official JOAT swag at https://shop.spreadshirt.com/jerk-of-all-trades-podcast/   Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast   Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com!   Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com   All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/   Episode 49:   Shaggy No Scoob from "A Rookie Project" interview!

The Jerks have returned with another fresh and possibly delicious episode of JOAT! This week we welcome a very special guest, Joe from Those Movie Guys Podcast. An absolute blast was had and no stone was unturned. Find out about him growing up in the thumb of Michigan watching horror films on stormy nights, his history of roughing up bad guys in South America, how his film obsession first came to be and why he thinks that the podcast is the next big step in entertainment. Of course Joe hosts Those Movie Guys Podcast so plenty of movie talk is had. Joe, Eddie and Ray all dish out their top 5 films of all times with controversy abound (Joe is questioning your picks Eddie), discuss the visceral impact that film can have and Ray and Joe have a full on horror geek out session. Best believe you don’t want to miss a single solitary moment of the newest episode of Jerk of all Trades. Thanks again for all your support, you know it but I will repeat, We Love You Guys!   Guest:   Joe Verbeke from Those Movie Guys Podcast   Be sure to listen and subscribe to them from their official website: https://www.thosemovieguyspodcast.com/   Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast   Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com!   Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com   All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/   Episode 48:   The Jerks Interview Joe from Those Movie Guys Podcast!

We laughed, we cried, and we all marked out!  That's right, Wrestlemania 34 is in the books and this week Eddie and Ray give their reactions from NXT:Takeover New Orleans and Wrestlemania 34!  It was a cornucopia of beautiful violence and The Jerks give insight on everything you watched, and even some stuff you may not have seen on television!  Was Ray able to dethrone the Picks Champ Eddie?  After this podcast you will find out why The Jerks are the dirtiest players in the game!  WOOOO!  We love you guys! Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast   Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com!   Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com   All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/   Episode 47:   WWE Wrestlemania 34 & NXT New Orleans reaction!

The following podcast has been paid for by the JOAT World Order.  YES!  The Jerks are back again and things have come full circle with Eddie and Ray making predictions for Wrestlemania 34!  Last year, EddieTheJerk took home the Picks Championship!  Can he do it again, or will RayTheJerk be able to take home the title that was his in years past?  Either way, Wrestlemania 34 is jam packed and stacked to the max this year and we can't wait to watch it!  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! Congrats to Manan aka igbrocklesnar for winning the WWE Network Subscription Card, make sure to give him a follow! Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 46: WWE Wrestlemania 34 Preview and JOAT 1 Year Anniversary!

Last year, The Jerks each gave you 10 of their favorite Wrestlemania matches.  This year, Eddie and Ray shine up the Video Corner with two of their favorite Wrestlemania matches.  Leading off is Eddie's pick!  The Main Event from Wrestlemania XXX: Randy Orton vs Batista vs Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship!  Next up, Ray's pick!  The Undertaker vs HHH in a Hell in a Cell match from Wrestlemania XXVIII!   Eddie and Ray will be making picks and predictions for Wrestlemania 34 on the next podcast!  Also, time is running out to win EddieTheJerk's very own WWE Network Subscription! Get you some!  We love you guys! JOAT Entertainment claims no ownership of audio used during this podcast. It is used for commentary purposes only. All copyrights belong to World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. Video Links: WrestleMania XXX - Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton vs. Batista: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5tefk7 WrestleMania XXVIII - Triple H vs. The Undertaker: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17zgki Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 45: Wrestlemania 2018 Video Corner!

Here at JOAT, we don't believe in charging you guys for the podcast.  Therefore, we don't believe it's fair for you guys to be charged when you get your daily porn fix either.  Rhode Island, we're looking at you!  This week, Eddie and Ray talk about a recent "swatting" incident which left an innocent victim dead in it's wake, in a sorry excuse of a prank.  We also take an in-depth look at AlphaZero, a new computer program that became the world's greatest chess player in just 240 minutes!  Also, if you've ever had a pet monkey, and caught it jerking off while you were watching some old school "Bambi" now you know why.  Monkeys in Japan have been caught mounting deer for the ultimate thrill ride!  All this and more!  Make sure you listen to the whole podcast so you don't miss the details on how to win a *FREE* 3 month subscription to the WWE Network!  We love you guys! 1:03 - RayTheJerk wins the Elimination Chamber picks 3:51 - “Swatting” prank leads to fatal police shooting 16:00 - Robot Chess-master AlphaZero 27:37 - JOAT "WWE Network Giveaway" details 33:00 - Monkeys “swiping right” on Deer in Japan 45:30 - Rhode Island porn fees 54:37 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:09:09 - Inspirobot Video Links: “Swatting” Prank Turns Deadly: https://youtu.be/LDoKf75NfUg REEM-A Humanoid Robot Playing Chess: https://youtu.be/2wzT4vafXOA Monkey Tries to Mate with Deer: https://youtu.be/7a9gQWBJA5U SFW Porn: https://youtu.be/ojjFODlnlYw Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 44: Introducing AlphaZero; the World's Greatest Robot Super Computer, Japanese Deer f*cking Monkey's, and more!

The Jerks have shoveled their way back to JOAT Podcast studio to give you some initial reaction from watching WWE NXT and Royal Rumble!  Eddie and Ray then proceed to drop knowledge with some WWE Elimination Chamber picks!  Get all caught up with everything WWE this week and stay tuned for a chance to win a free gift from The Jerks!  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 0:34 - "Did you miss us?" 2:14 - "Everything is Terrible" in Milwaukee 11:11 - JOAT Shout-Outs 14:00 - NXT Takeover Philadelphia reaction 28:20 - Royal Rumble 2018 reaction 48:04 - Ronda Rousey makes her WWE Debut 57:06 - Elimination Chamber picks & predictions 1:06:31 - JOAT Podcast Giveaway Teaser Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 43: Elimination Chamber picks, Royal Rumble/NXT reaction and more!

The Jerks are going DEEP this week!  We introduce you to Roberto, the man with the world's largest penis!  Without spoiling it, we'll just say we feel bad for Roberto.  It seems like a long stretch of bad luck for the guy.  At least he is trying to make the most out of a really hard situation. I don’t know if most people in his situation would be able to endure the pounding...alright we’ll stop now lol.  Do you share any of your passwords for your favorite online streaming website?  Well, companies are claiming they are losing lots of money from it and that shit might be coming to an end soon!  Plus, we talk about a band's lead singer allegedly getting busted smuggling millions of dollars of drugs into Japan and Youtube copyright striking a video containing only "white noise"...yes, really.  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 0:31 - "It's still cold, it's still snowing." 2:25 - Ray teaches his girlfriend how to play guitar 6:21 - "RAW 25" Talk 9:14 - Man with the World's Largest Penis now disabled 16:33 - Companies clamping down on password sharing 29:31 - "Netflix is still bringing it." 39:14 - Iron Maiden tribute band singer arrested after $7 million drugs bust 48:37 - White noise video on YouTube hit by five copyright claims 51:54 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 54:08 - Inspirobot Video Links: Kinsey “How Large is Your Penis?” : https://youtu.be/XWY9siSHrjE McMahon Million Dollar Mania: https://youtu.be/xqixTKzByPc Powerclown “Number of the Beast” : https://youtu.be/amLr9ttUT6M 10 Hour of White Noise: https://youtu.be/n9QLS0Nfm3g Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 42: The end of password sharing coming soon?  Man with the world's largest penis and more!

Have you ever seen a super sophisticated, super expensive, super intricately and meticulously created hunk of metal and wires fall over before?  Well, you're in luck because "The Jerks" got your back!  This week's Video Corner will have your stomach aching from all the belly laughs you'll be having!  I hope that Santa guy from the mall is ok!  That was painful to watch, in more ways than one, lol!  Also, don't miss the new chameleon rapper who can rap over 20 different styles of rap and hip-hop across the globe! This guy is truly talented!  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! The Jerk Of All Trades Podcast does not claim any ownership of the videos watched during the JOAT Video Corner. They are utilized for commentary purposes only. Click the video links below to watch with us! Video Links: Backflipping Robot: https://www.facebook.com/cnntech/videos/1650395728314829/
Robots Falling Down: https://youtu.be/g0TaYhjpOfo Attractive Sex Robot: https://www.facebook.com/Fabulous/videos/10155805279192180/ Super Mario 64 improves your memory: https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFuture/videos/1864808273560344/ Silent Night sung by cats: https://www.facebook.com/Wave105/videos/974834179219394/ Mall Santa gets stuck while repelling: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1803316366347781/ Psychedelic Funhouse: https://www.facebook.com/Thrillist/videos/10155905902685891/ Sign Language Interpretur signs gibberish: https://www.facebook.com/Inside.Edition/videos/10154890653425723/ Never get distracted by your phone again: https://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/1845990842209416/ Hairline Ink: https://www.facebook.com/HairlineInk/videos/10209924692453226/ Intense Japanese Rock Paper Scissors: https://www.facebook.com/memes/videos/2304925409525033/ Mac Lethal performs 28 styles of Rap: https://www.facebook.com/Official.Golden.Age.Hip.Hop/videos/1731455060245822/ Burt Reynolds vs. Marc Summers: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1804464976232920/ DEA is coming for your coffee: https://www.facebook.com/attn/videos/1577302998971820/ Inside Alan Moore’s Head: https://www.arte.tv/en/videos/RC-014342/inside-alan-moore-s-head/ Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 41: JOAT Video Corner: "Santa" falls from mall ceiling, humorous robot klutzes and more!

This week Eddie and Ray watch the Wrestle Kingdom Main Event; Chris Jericho vs Kenny Omega for the IWGP United States Championship!  "The Cleaner" Kenny Omega has been on a roll wrestling overseas.  He is potentially the best wrestler we've seen over the past 10 years and has been attacked by wrestler/rockstar Chris Jericho!  Jericho is not amused or impressed by Omega and wants to show he is professional wrestling's one true Alpha.  It's Alpha vs Omega inside Japan's Tokyo Dome and the non-stop action had The Jerks on the edge of their seats all the way to the final move!  Listen now! JOAT does not claim any ownership over match audio used in this podcast. All match audio is owned by New Japan Pro-Wrestling Co., Ltd. Video Links: Jericho Challenges Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x67szvd Jericho Attacks Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bhl9i Chris Jericho vs. Kenny Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6cp8u5 Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 40: JOAT Video Corner: Alpha vs. Omega

It's a new year and it's already starting to get a little weird!  This week, The Jerks reminisce about the year of 2017 and comment about fresh new things coming up in the new year.  By law, Oregonians are finally about to start pumping their own gas, and they aren't very happy about it!  Which leads Eddie and Ray to search and find all the craziest state laws from across the country!  All this and more in the 2018 Kickoff Podcast for the New Year!   0:54 - "2018" Talk 6:54 - Oregonians now have to pump their own gas 12:19 - Weird Laws from all 50 states 47:47 - 14 Strange Laws from around the world 57:34 - "Would You Rather?": State Laws 1:30:49 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:34:12 - Inspirobot Video Links: 7:52 - Oregonians have to pump their own gas: https://youtu.be/aY_7HxWpr-k 1:08:15 - 12 Weird Things our Ancestors did: https://youtu.be/4XWyZAu7BsY 1:18:55 - 8 Strangest Historical Mysteries that will Baffle you: https://youtu.be/-bOsaMEwQTk Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 39: Happy 2018!  Weird laws from all 50 States and more!

Are you ready to Rumble with The Jerks? Well, settle in for another JOAT Video Corner! With it being January, Ray and Eddie thought it would be fitting to offer guest commentary on one of the greatest Royal Rumble matches in WWF (get the F out) WWE history. 1999 was the pinnacle of the popularity of the wrestling business and the hottest star was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Mr. McMahon would do anything to ensure that he didn’t walk out the Arrowhead Pond with a WrestleMania title shot! Did he succeed? Will Eddie hit his head on his mic again? These questions and more are answered on this episode of the JOAT Video Corner! You better listen, or we might just have to stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry! And that’s the bottom line…Cause The Jerks said so! Lol All audio used for this podcast is owned by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. JOAT does not claim ownership of any copyrighted material in this podcast. JOAT Video Corner link: WWE Royal Rumble 1999 Part 1: http://dai.ly/x3qxa46 Part 2: http://dai.ly/x3qxinw Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 38: JOAT Video Corner: The Jerks Go Over the Top Rope!

This week "The Jerks" are firing on all cylinders!  Eddie and Ray talk about the recent Keaton Jones story and the troubled household he has had to grow up in.  If we told you; John Cena flipped a car, you probably wouldn't think much of it, right?  Well, Ford isn't very happy with the Pro Wrestler to say the least!  Ray has had "the blues" all this month, and we may have gotten to the root of the issue, all that goddamn Christmas Music!  We also talk about Smartphone Addiction, the new Hallucination Machine, and a promising new cure for Type 2 Diabetes!  We love you guys and don't forget to Subscribe! Happy Holidays! :) 1:19 - Ajit Pai Update 6:00 - Keaton Jones bullied, Parents suspected to be racist as fuck 19:55 - John Cena "flips" exclusive Ford SuperCar 26:26 - Christmas Music gives you “the blues” 31:49 - Are "The Jerks" done with their Christmas Shopping? 40:05 - Smartphone Addiction Creates Chemical Imbalance In The Brain 53:12 - Hallucination Machine 1:02:54 - Type II Diabetes Cure? 1:08:07 - Crazy Nirvana Stories 1:40:01 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:43:00 - Inspirobot Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 37: Pro Wrestler Flips Car, 50% chance you're addicted to your phone and 15 Untold Nirvana Stories!

JOAT is back in classic form with more fun topics than one podcast should be allowed to have. This week we start with an in depth look at Net Neutrality and why it’s so important. Side note, F**k the FCC. We then jumped into coverage of the ‘flat-earther” who wants to launch himself in a home made rocket to prove the flatness truth. Elsewhere we are hitting you with innovation with the Fit-bit of Condoms, the Bionic Lens, and prisoners in Brazil being sent on Ayahuasca retreats for rehabilitation. We even debut a new segment “Wise Words from the Jerks.” You certainly do not want your ears to be deprived of a single second of this week’s show! 2:20 - Net Neutrality Controversy 21:05 - Verizon launching 5G internet in Sacramento, CA next year 28:00 - Flat Earth Rocket Man shut down by US government 30:38 - His rocket test: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0phCrgRwBM&app=desktop 34:57 - Flat Earth Everyone Needs to Watch: https://www.facebook.com/FlatEarthGeocentric/videos/1955163391408527/ 45:13 - Flat Earth Debunked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqNnUJVcVs 59:08: - The Fitbit of Condoms has arrived 1:05:33 - Bionic Lenses give new meaning to the term 2020 1:10:27 - Ayahuasca healing for prisoners in Brazil 1:17:55 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:21:35 - Inspirobot Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 36: We Want Our Net Neutrality, Flat-Earther Rocketeer, Smart Condoms, Wise Words from the Jerks debut!

You guys loved last week’s debut edition of the JOAT Video Corner only podcast we decided to hit you with the sequel. This one is going to go down in history alongside The Godfather 2, Terminator 2: Judgment Day and Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver..well maybe not quite on Air Bud 2’s level, but close! All kidding aside, the jerks are bringing you more funny, interesting, and absurd videos from the deepest reaches of the interwebz, Facebook and YouTube mainly but I digress. Prepare to have your frontal lobe poked, and cerebral cortex prodded as you watch and react alongside the jerks. This episode we watch Demi Moore make out with a 12 year old, see what dating tapes looked like in the 80’s, hear why tatas deserve equal treatment, watch Nicholas Cage losing it and even hear the origins of Eddie’s Bus driver uppercut…Finish Him! Be sure to check out the video links below to watch with us! As always Jerk Of All Trades claim no ownership of the videos watched during the JOAT Video Corner, and they are utilized for commentary purposes only. JOAT Video Corner Links: Demi Moore makes out with kid: https://youtu.be/_7MfeOkjlpk Wrong Heads Disney: https://youtu.be/D52hg9ogvWc Dating in the 80’s: https://www.facebook.com/nerdingoutloud/videos/515154282177426/ Creepiest Phone Charger Ever: https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFuture/videos/1786761518031687/ You can lick your cat: https://www.facebook.com/cambioconnect/videos/950023908486724/ Woman thinks dogs don’t have brains: https://www.facebook.com/DailyMail/videos/1510980475649534/ Floor collapses at party: https://www.facebook.com/tacomanewstribune/videos/1962983663989666/ JNCO’s are back: https://www.facebook.com/namelesstv/videos/1486072421462025/ Your Contact lens habits Suck: https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFuture/videos/1578022402256674/ Anyone can spread their conspiracy theories thanks to the internet: https://www.facebook.com/nytimes/videos/1940992009451645/ Hackers can take over your computer screen: https://www.facebook.com/nytimes/videos/1940992009451645/ Lazy Lovers: https://www.facebook.com/socialupIT/videos/1885061075044703/ Why are boobs taboo: https://www.facebook.com/refinery29/videos/783292991852715/ The Wonder Boner: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1779347015411383/ Geraldo Rivera Satanism Warning Signs: https://youtu.be/0rMJ4QTum2k Morgue The Soul Equation: https://www.facebook.com/MorgueOfficial/videos/1442386959133958/ Nicholas Cage Freak Out Montage: https://youtu.be/S73swRzxs8Y Bus Driver Uppercut Mortal Kombat style: https://youtu.be/aZEh5LqXe4o Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 35: JOAT Video Corner: Bus Driver uppercuts, Nicholas Cage freak-outs, 80’s Dating Tapes and more!

Are you ready? I said…Are you ready!? Well...listeners of the JOAT Podcast, you had best be ready to intake the very first edition of the JOAT Video Corner Podcast! The Jerks are watching videos and providing biting, humorous and sometimes informative play by play! Check the video links in the description or at JOATPodcast.com and watch along with The Jerks! For the debut of the all Video Corner episode, Eddie and Ray are starting it much like how they started Episode 1 of JOAT, with a lil wrasslin’ action! With it being November, they decided to showcase some of the wrestling tradition of November of years past. Sycho Sid takes on HBK is a vastly underrated WWF title match from Survivor Series 1996. Next up, The Jerks showcase Raven and Cactus Jack vs Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk from November to Remember 1995. It is definitely one you won’t soon forget! Last but not least, The Jerks serve up an absolute classic (at least by 2000 era WCW standards) as Booker T battles JOAT favorite Scott Steiner for the WCW Title in a Straight Jacket Cage Match. Yep, you read that right. We hope you enjoy the JOAT Video Corner and drop us a line if you have a video suggestion for a future episode! As always, We Love You Guys! JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:39 - Sycho Sid vs HBK: http://dai.ly/xryvoo 31:13 - Raven and Cactus Jack vs Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk: https://youtu.be/3vGAwro3tBE 53:18 - Booker T vs Scott Steiner: http://dai.ly/x2pkd8 All audio used for this podcast is owned by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. JOAT does not claim ownership of any copyrighted material in this podcast. Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 34: JOAT Video Corner Volume 1

WOOO!!! Mark Zuckerberg has swiped right on all of "The Jerks" nude pics and we are feeling ourselves!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Are you ready to turnover all of your naked pics to Facebook? A very interesting topic to say the least! We also discover Europe's first Sex Doll Brothel in Germany and according to the numbers, business is a boomin'! Elsewhere we cover Louis CK and his scandalous desire to jerk off whenever and wherever he can, Alex Trebek's first time eating pot brownies, and the new up and coming "Wavepaths" app that assists you with musical therapy while you take your favorite psychedelic drugs! There's also a Wonder Woman Red Rooster sighting and its pretty freaking hilarious! Once again, thanks for listening! We love you guys, and IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK! 1:20 - Sophia the first Robot Citizen beheaded! 4:05 - Facebook's preemptive swerving of revenge porn 12:20 - Inside Germany's first Sex Doll Brothel 16:32 - "Bespoke" Porn on the Rise 26:16 - The Louis CK Controversy 52:05 - Alex Trebek tries Pot Brownies 56:34 - Wavepaths App Guides Users Through Therapeutic Trips 1:02:50 - JOAT Special Announcement 1:03:52 - RayTheJerk creates a "Twin Strangers" account 1:10:33 - Universal Call-Out: Muppets Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 33: Facebook: “We Want Your Nudes!”

"Sophia" is here and she wants to destroy every human being in her path! Good thing "The Jerks" are here and able to put an end to that noise if need be! Would you give Amazon a key to your home to make deliveries while you're at work? How do you feel about robots roaming the aisles of Wal-Mart while you're shopping? Prostitutes who kill based on poor oral performance and swallowing the evidence? OH YEAH! All that and then some with a quick UFC 217 recap and an outstanding JOAT Video Corner! We love you guys! See ya next week! 1:38 - "Sophie" the First Robot Citizen 7:15 - Wal Mart is getting Robot Employees 13:55 - Case Cruncher Alpha > Cambridge Law Students 19:25 - Amazon's New "Key Package" 30:47 - UFC 217 Recap 34:23 - Vampire Hysteria in Malawi 41:51 - Cancer Curing Nano-Machines 50:11 - Universal Call-Out: Prostitutes 1:10:43 - JOAT Video Corner Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:11:19 - 15 Lies Your School Told You: https://youtu.be/hRwDqchvsTQ 1:22:21 - Guy Attempts to Chug 6-Pack of Beer with Leaf Blower: https://youtu.be/HlYRzKmnj-0 1:27:21 - Cop Calls 911 After Getting Too Stoned: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1766991553313596/ 1:29:05 - She Broke My Heart… : https://www.facebook.com/robertfrank615/videos/1972675366277341/ Episode 32: Sophia the First Robot Citizen, Cancer curing Nano-machines, Amazon's new "Key Package" and more!

Trick or Treat?! It's the JOAT Halloween Special! Ray is a horror movie fanatic and kicks off the show with his Top 5 "Must-see" Halloween movies of all-time! Is your favorite Halloween movie on his list? You'll have to listen to find out! Afterwards, Eddie previews UFC 217 with a complete breakdown of the main card of fights. Does Eddie believe that Georges St-Pierre can beat current Middleweight Champion Michael Bisping in his return fight at Madison Square Garden? Hmmm, decisions, decisions. Elsewhere, we talk about Police locking up innocent people for doughnut crumbs that test positive for meth, Amazon delivering 65 pounds of reefer to one unsuspecting couple's home, and a hilarious JOAT Video Corner that you don't want to miss! Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 1:51 - "RayTheJerk's" Top 5 Halloween movies 34:46 - "EddieTheJerk's" UFC 217 breakdown 49:42 - Universal Call-out results: Banana 1:02:41 - Florida Man Awarded $37,500 After Cops Mistake Glazed Doughnut Crumbs For Meth 1:12:51 - Amazon delivers 65 pounds of “PRIME” reefer 1:17:19 - Northern Michigan University offers marijuana degree 1:20:10 - JOAT Video Corner Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! https://www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:21:05 - Everything is Terrible: Halloween Will Kill You: https://youtu.be/mCnSqskQE_Y 1:26:38 - Used Copy of GTA V found with Meth in the Case: https://www.facebook.com/GameSpotTIL/videos/10159659198480436/ 1:28:32 - When Robots Twerk: https://youtu.be/iNCBWVUVgTA Episode 31: UFC 217 Preview, Top 5 "Must-see” films for Halloween, JOAT goes Bananas and more!

Hello Friend. This week The Jerks are breaking down Ray’s favorite television show Mr. Robot! Eddie just binge watched it at Ray’s request. What did he think? We also have Eddie giving you a recap of UFC 216, Larry Flynt putting a 10 million dollar bounty on the Trumpster and chat about what Russia and Ghostface Killah have in common. Elsewhere we detail the results of the Universal Call-Out of Gypsys and tell you why you need to give your money to The Jerks. The JOAT Video Corner is packed as well with: Tony the Tiger helping prostitutes, Larry Flynt being explaining style vs. class to a circuit court judge and KRS telling you about the voice inside your head. Prepare to get your hack on in the newest episode of the most transcendent podcast out there, the JOAT PODCAST! 1:37 - JOAT Patreon intro 10:19 - UFC 216 recap 13:01 - Larry Flynt’s 10 million dollar Trump Bounty 18:03 - Ghostface Killah’s Crytpo Currency/Russia hopes to launch its own digital currency 27:49 - JOAT Mr. Robot Series Review 58:55 - Universal Call-out Results: Gypsys 1:10:38 - JOAT Video Corner JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:11:01 - Tony the Tiger Helps Hookers: https://youtu.be/mAOQ-yRSPWc 1:12:44 - Larry Flynt Crushes Circuit Court Judge in the 80’s: https://youtu.be/rFAOn_H0wLE 1:13:56 - KRS One Explains the 5th Dimension: https://youtu.be/_Ss6i7uUPwA Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 30: Mr. Robot Spectacular, Larry Flynt’s Trump Bounty, Ghostface Killah’s Cryptocurrency and more!

The Jerks are "Under Siege" from Steven Seagal, Satanic Dogs, and time traveling drunkards from 2048! You missed Blade Runner 2049 by a year ya goof! Elsewhere we discuss Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg plan to cure all diseases by 2100, the “controversial” results of the Native American Universal Call-out, and the JOAT Video Corner is packed and stacked. Make sure to get your ears ready for another raucous episode of JOAT. 2:00 - Universal Call-out result: Native Americans 28:10 - JOAT "Where to invade next" movie review 41:33 - Foreman vs Seagal 47:25 - Mark Zuckerberg Says all diseases will be cured by 2100 51:23 - Legal Weed Is a Windfall for McDonald’s and Taco Bell 54:02 - Man High on Meth Stabbed Dog because it put a Hex on him 58:44 - Wyoming man arrested after claiming he travelled from 2048 to warn of alien invasion 1:03:06 - JOAT Video Corner JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:03:47 - Screamin’ Jay Hawkins “ I Put a Spell on You” Live from 1956 : https://youtu.be/7kGPhpvqtOc 1:07:40 - Weird Satanist Guy: https://youtu.be/hopeFgwApCM 1:12:13 - Steven Seagal Best Fight Scenes commentated by the Jerks: https://youtu.be/7EAuLL9n42s Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 29: Foreman vs Seagal, McDonald's hearts legal weed, and "Warlock" Dog murdered!

Kava, Kava, Kava!! Man, we are back kicking it old school this week! Eddie is chugging down Kava for the first time and the effects are evident! "Samantha" the Sex Robot just got molested at a tech show and The Jerks aren’t happy about it. We discuss couples on both sides of the pond getting down and dirty in their local fast food joints. What will the law have say about such shenanigans? Elsewhere, we detail the results of the Universal Call-out of Rabbits, and lead with a tribute to Hugh Hefhner. The JOAT Video Corner is jam packed as The Jerks watch a dude rock a jet pack across NYC, a factory cocaine machine, clowns who hate pills and The Whore Church! You definitely do not want to miss a single minute of this new episode of the JOAT Podcast! 0:49 - Eddie tries Kava for the 1st time 8:29 - Universal Call-out results: Rabbits 22:51 - EddieTheJerk's UFC 216 Breakdown 34:38 - Ex-Tesla engineer creates a hangover cure 43:43 - "Samantha" Sex Robot assaulted 48:32 - Couple caught having sex inside Domino's Pizza 51:55 - Couple allegedly posts video of themselves having sex in public library, Burger King and Walmart 57:05 - Mad Pooper 1:01:17 - Gold Butt Smuggler 1:06:18 - JOAT Video Corner JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:06:49 - Jet Pack- https://youtu.be/gCYSWyHDpfU 1:08:16 - Cocaine Machine- https://youtu.be/Fh7fnA-TWTA 1:09:35 - Clown Pills- https://youtu.be/aL2BToOfQaE 1:13:17 - The Whore Church Trailer- https://vimeo.com/34995543 Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 28: Sex robot assaulted, Space Jam Slam Dunk Record, and Mad Pooper on the loose!

Welcome to the 1st ever JOAT Robot Special! Everything from killer sex robots, Buddist Monk robots, and even hamburger flipping robots are all covered here. The Jerks also talk about the new story about a robot getting arrested in Russia, and new 3D muscle printing, making robots 15 times stronger than humans! Plus much, much more from the crazy world of robotics! The Jerks kick-off the podcast by paying tribute to the late, great Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 2:30 - JOAT Tribute to Bobby Heenan 8:45 - Robot Wrestler Max Moon still pissed at Vince McMahon 17:02 - The Jerks review "My Sex Robot" 26:46 - Sex Robot Hackers 29:25 - Sex Robot inventor outburst on UK Morning Show 33:25 - "Resistance Setting" Sex Robot 37:04 - 3D muscle printing 15 times stronger than human tissue 43:23 - Robot arrested by Russian Police 48:23 - Buddhist Robot reading funeral rights in Japan 50:48 - Hotel completely run by Robot employees 53:31 - Hamburger flipping Robot gets its first gig 56:59 - Nigel, the Robot who can tell you who to vote for 59:53 - JOAT Video Corner Episode 27: The Latest and Greatest in the Robotics World! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

The Jerks are back from a small sabbatical with episode 26. This week we are covering a broad range of interesting, and hilarious topics. Tune in as Eddie and Ray tackle illegally downloading Game of Thrones, XHamster commissioning Season 3 of Sense 8, the Jugglao’s Anti-Trump rally in DC, Calexit and so much more. Elsewhere we have fan favorites like the results of the Universal Call-Out on Typewriters, Richard Branson gets the opposite Middle Finger of the Week and tons of funny video reactions in the JOAT Video Corner. You won't want to miss their reaction to the mid-90’s low budget ET parody porn! Sit back, relax, and settle in for the newest episode of the Jerk Of All Trades Podcast. 2:47 - Game of Thrones Season 7 pirated over a billion times 16:23 - Going to see movies everyday for $10/month 28:08 - Sense8 moving from Netflix to XHamster for it's Season 3 39:28 - Everlasting Jesus Battery 52:31 - #Calexit 1:00:08 - Juggalo's crash Trump rally in D.C. 1:09:21 - Richard Branson supports UBI 1:19:25 - Remote control humans 1:29:09 - JOAT Video Corner 1:43:31 - Universal Call-out results for Typewriters Episode 26: Game of Thrones Torrents for the win, Juggalo’s Anti-Trump Rally, the Jerks watch ET Porn and more! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

We hope you have the "eye of the tiger" because you're going to need it! Your Jerk friends are breaking down the hugely hyped Mayweather/McGregor boxing match and the WWE’s SummerSlam extravaganza. Later on, Eddie and Ray detail the results of the Universal Call-out and we have tiger stories coming out the wazoo! Tony the Tiger getting harassed on Twitter by "furries," with Chester Cheetah to the rescue. A guy smuggles a baby Bengal tiger across the U.S. border and a bear attacks at “Tiger Death” park in China! In the video corner segment, The Jerks teach you how you can trip without the use drugs! Prepare for another round of laughter induced belly aches courtesy of The Jerks! As always, thank you guys for all your love and support! 2:09 - Mayweather vs McGreagor reaction 20:28 - Summerslam recap 51:25 - Universal Call-out result: Tigers 1:20:07 - JOAT Video Corner Episode 25: Mayweather McGregor results, SummerSlam recap, Furries sexually harass Tony the Tiger and more! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

It is our honor and privilege to bring you yet another episode of the JOAT podcast! This week we converse about the possibility of electric cars putting gas stations out of business, SonicSpy hacking all the cell phones downloading their apps from the Google Play store and balloon stories aplenty from last week's Universal Call-out. Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 1:55 - Nazi's domestic terrorism 11:53 - Bruno Mars donates a 1 million dollars to Flint, MI 16:38 - Universal Call-out results: Balloons 30:47 - What happens to gas stations after the rise of electric cars? 37:40 - Malware found in Google Play messenger apps 43:39 - Pornhub proves Millennials like small boobs 51:15 - JOAT Video Corner Episode 24: Nazi Punks cut off, Bruno Mars $1 million donation, Millennials hate big boobs, Tata Towels and more Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

This week we are joined by Elias, from The Mancave Chronicles Podcast! Elias is a long time UFC and WWE fan and we talk everything from old school WWF to UFC 214! Elias also has some hot takes on a potential Jon Jones vs Brock Lesnar matchup as well as his and the Jerk's predictions for this week's WWE Summerslam PPV! Stick around to the very end for a chance to win an exclusive Mancave Chronicles Podcast T-Shirt! Thanks for tuning in guys, we love you! The Man Cave Chronicles Podcast Host: Elias Giannakopoulos Twitter: @themccpodcast Instagram: the_mancave_chronicles_podcast Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/themancavechroniclespodcast/ Site: http://themancavechronicles.podbean.com/ Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 23: Ric Flair hospitalized, Summerslam Preview, and UFC 214 recap with Elias, Host of Mancave Chronicles

Live from BALD HEAD ISLAND....HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK!!! The JOAT Podcast is BACK, BABY! This week we talk about a new innovative way to get free air conditioning, Richard Branson's Project Drawdown, and a new blowjob robot documentary! As always, hilarity ensues! Check it out! 3:17 - Marijuana company buys it's own town 9:37 - Model kidnapped and auctioned on black market 14:56 - Universal Call-out results: Rusty Nail 22:07 - Wal-Mart's back-to-school rifle sale! 29:07 - Zero-energy air conditioning 35:31 - Richard Branson's Project Drawdown 47:21 - Monkey War in Indonesia 52:45 - King Cobra smuggler 58:20 - New Blowjob Robot Documentary Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 22: Marijuana City USA, Wal-Mart's back-to-school gun special, model abducted and auctioned on the dark web and much more!

Has the universe ever called out to you? Well, it’s calling out to you now...and it demands you to listen to The Best of the JOAT Universal Call-out! A Jerk Of All Trades exclusive, now encapsulated for the 1st and only time! Enjoy it! We love you guys! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

It's the Dawn of the Jerks and we're here to eat your brains! Lots of great stuff this week including a company that is using chip implants inside employees as RFID cards, Roomba vacuums secretly tracking your interior floor plan, and Lyft's new "Taco Mode" going into full effect next year! Stay til the very end to hear about a metal band's new interactive headbanging, a new coffee company being recalled for causing too many boners, and the story about the 65 year old lady who stole a taxi cab and drove around collecting cab fares! As always we got your MFOTW and Universal Call-out in there as well! Love you guys! 2:13 - George Romero Tribute 18:13 - The Rock loves Siri and the UFC 25:38 - UFC 214 Breakdown 45:08 - MFOTW - Human Resources Dick Pic Guy 49:31 - Chip implants for Wisconsin employees 55:07 - Your Roomba Vacuum is spying on you 1:00:01 - Lyft's New "Taco Mode" 1:03:03 - 65 year old Taxi thief 1:09:47 - Headbanging performance website 1:15:15 - Coffee company giving boners for all 1:21:10 - Universal Call-out Results: Thunder & Lightning Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

Remember, remember the Jerks of November.  This week the variety hour is back!  We cover the state of Oregon legalizing hard drugs, the world's largest contraband website AlphaBay getting shutdown, and Robot lawyers saving people lots and lots of money!  Hilarious and disturbing results from last week's Universal Call-out and a chaotic Middle Finger of the week!  Thanks for tuning in, we love you guys so much! 2:22 - Kid Rock for Senate 8:01 - Universal Call-out results: Dolls 30:35 - Sorta Middle Finger of the Week: Mentally ill ICP fan crashes radio station 35:19 - Sugar = Cancer 49:45 - Oregon legalizes hard drugs 59:05 - World's largest contraband website gets shutdown 1:04:04 - World's 1st whiskey powered car 1:09:25 - Robot lawyers saving you money Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Jerk Of All Trades Podcast Episode 19

It's the JO-AT-RI-O-US you just lay down slow! HAHAHAHAAA! This episode the Jerks react to the MADNESS that was the Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor World Tour, analyze Eddie's UFC 213 pick successes, and the wild night headlined by Brock Lesnar and Samoa Joe at WWE's Great Balls of Fire! The result of last week's Universal Call-out is in and you won't believe some of these shark stories we have for you! Press play! We love you guys! 2:01 - Mayweather vs McGregor World Tour 17:35 - UFC 213 review 28:45 - WWE Great Balls of Fire review 1:00:00 - Universal Call-out result: Sharks Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

2 episodes in a week? No big deal. The JOATPodcast is here to serve you up some digital goodness to your ear-holes. This week the Jerks cover Chris Christie beach bumming in New Jersey and Alex Jones' interview with an ex-CIA Officer who claims "kids" have been sent to Mars as slaves. Are sex robots as bad as everybody claims they are? We cover the gamut of robot sex dolls and the controversy behind it all. Plus, the result of last week's Universal Call-out, the Mummy stories are here! We love you guys! 1:26 - Universal Call-out results: Mummies 11:01 - Alex Jones finds NASA sending child slaves to Mars 16:03 - The Dark Side of Sex Robots 35:22 - Middle Finger of the week: Chris Christie 40:43 - Inspirobot Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

The JOAT Podcast is back in you life with a special episode! Eddie and Ray breakdown WWE Great Balls of Fire and UFC 213! We are also giving you our Top 5 WORST wrestling PPV names of all time! What's not to love here? Come get some! 1:59 - Top 5 Worst PPV names of all-time 19:28 - Great Balls of Fire predictions 42:00 - UFC 213 "EddieTheJerk" Breakdown and Picks Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

Is it Thursday? Yeah, it's Thursday right? WooHoo!!! JOAT is coming at ya live and may deliver some McDonald's or Wal-Mart along the way ;-) This week we cover everything and more! Girl jumps out of ride at Great America, the Pharmo Bro being the douchiest most deserving Middle Finger, and the multi-story results from last week's Universal Call-out! Thanks for tuning in, love you guys! 2:52 - Kanye West's favorite cereal 6:51 - More glass broken at Ray's birthday party 10:14 - Universal Call-out results: Turtles 18:35 - Middle Finger Of The Week: Martin "Pharma Bro" Shkreli 28:27 - Anonymous claims Aliens exist/International cyber attack 37:20 - McDonald's now delivering 46:48 - Girl falls from ride at Six Flags Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

Jerk Of All Trades Podcast is here to fulfill your podcast fidget spinner obsession!  This week we're talking about Amazon's purchase of Whole Foods, Verizon buying out AOL and Yahoo, and Apple's announcement of their leap into production of autonomous vehicles.  Elsewhere, we cover Alcohol damaging your brain, the new Korean Y-Brain depression headband, and a couple that survives purely off the universe's energy!  Never a dull moment around here at the JOAT Podcast!  Thanks for the support, we love you guys! 4:18 - Ray's Holy Mountain Story 9:03 - Universal Call-out results: Puppets 15:59 - Amazon buys Whole Foods 23:18 - Verizon buys Yahoo 29:26 - Apple announces leap into autonomous vehicle production 34:06 - Alcohol is bad for your brain 38:22 - Y-brain depression headband 45:39 - DMT Machine 51:51 - Couple survives on universe energy instead of food 1:00:09 - JOAT Top 5 “Black Mirror" Episodes Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

This week we cover Bill Cosby pudding his dick in places where it ain't supposed to be, the Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor fight announcement, and Alex Jones going berserk on Megyn Kelly. We also talk about prescription heroin, 11 different brain dimensions, and Pornhub battling against Net Neutrality. 2:53 - Clingy Cable Guy story 7:35 - Bill Cosby trial 13:12 - Mayweather vs McGregor is on 20:28 - Alex Jones vs Megyn Kelly 28:03 - Universal Call-out result: Accordions 35:10 - Prescription Heroin 50:23 - Medical Marijuana frozen pizzas 54:18 - NASA gives dolphins LSD for research 1:01:07 - 11 different brain dimensions 1:15:17 - Stephen Hawking Doomsday prediction 1:23:25 - Artificial skin development, complete with real hair 1:28:53 - Pornhub vs Net Neutrality Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK! The JOAT Podcast is ready to slide into your ear hole DM's! This week we cover Bill Maher's inappropriate use of the "N-word," Papa John's cocaine special, and give you your UFC 212 recap! We also talk about Wal-Mart, shopping malls, and cable companies going extinct! Stick around for the new Robot Therapists, stem cell brain resurrections, CRISPR and so much more! We love you guys! 2:23 - Bill Maher "Real Time" Racism 8:40 - UFC 212 Recap 12:40 - Ray's Dad loves "Baywatch Hawaii" 16:28 - Universal Call-out results: Potatoes 23:27 - JOAT Middle Finger of the Week: Apple products and software 32:24 - Papa John's cocaine service 35:23 - Wal-Mart cutting corners 43:20 - Shopping Malls going extinct 48:53 - Cable & Satellite providers losing more subscribers than ever 57:31 - "Chatbox" Robot Therapists 1:08:34 - Stem-cell brain resurrection 1:14:26 - Chimera CRISPR conglomeration Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

JOAT Podcast is up in this thang like a male hooker up in Kathy Griffin's poonany! This week The Jerks analyze the NBA Finals, give an in-depth preview of UFC 212, Roast Kathy Griffin, and talk about drinking a beer at a Taco Bell "Cantina" with Mark Zuckerberg! Always a good time here at the Jerk Of All Trades Podcast! Come join us, you won't regret it! 00:53 - Bryce Harper baseball fight 04:51- UFC 212 "EddieTheJerk" breakdown 14:48 - NBA Finals analysis 21:13 - JOAT Middle Finger of the week 35:49 - Kathy Griffin roast 42:08 - Buddhism 1:00:52 - Tech billionaires figuring out the matrix 1:09:02 - Impossible Foods replacing real meat with GMO replacement 1:13:48 - Taco Bell serving up alcoholic beverages 1:17:05 - Mark Zuckerberg supports Universal Basic Income Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

It's time to go to work! The Jerk Of All Trades Podcast is live and in living color! This episode features the crazy week of the JOAT Universal call-out involving numerous violent bat stories in the media. We also cover GOP candidate Greg Gianforte body-slamming a news reporter and an elephant killing a trophy hunter in Africa. We have tons of progressive medicine stories such as; MDMA for PTSD, how safe Magic Mushrooms are and reduced sentences for Marijuana in Cali. Come get some of the newest episode of the Jerk Of All Trades Podcast! 01:37 - Universal Bat stories 08:23 - GOP body-slams reporter 17:08 - Gas station Botulism 22:45 - JOAT Middle Finger of the week 29:01 - Elephant kills trophy hunter 34:07 - Woman's face burned by "Beats" headphones 40:10 - Instagram and Snapchat worst apps for children’s mental health 50:36 - New California marijuana law reducing criminal records 53:48 - Magic Mushrooms rated safest recreational drug 1:06:32 - MDMA approved for final trials to treat PTSD 1:12:06 - Google AI crushes expert humans in board game Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

JOAT is back for Episode 9 with their Twin Peaks Spectacular. Ray is discussing his intro and subsequent obsession with David Lynch and Twin Peaks. Eddie Just watched Twin Peaks in the past two weeks. From those differing sets of eyes they are discussing the original run of the show, the rampant cult following the show has gained and the main event, Season 3. They just finished up the Season 3 premiere and are delving deeply into both of their expectations, and whether or not they were met. Please be advised that spoilers are abound in the final segment. The owls are not what they seem on Episode 9 of the Jerk Of All Trades Podcast. Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

JOAT Podcast is back for episode 8. This week the jerks are paying tribute to Chris Cornell, chatting about hackers making people WannaCry, recapping UFC 211, discussing the prospect of slapping VR headsets on chickens and so much more. When I tell you that there is absurdity abound on the latest episode of the JOAT Podcast, best believe that's a fact jack. Chris Cornell Tribute - 1:27 WannaCry Ransomware Hack - 8:02 UFC 211 Recap - 16:43 Middle Finger of the week - 29:47-37 Blowjob robot final update - 41:50 Tesla Solar roof - 47:59 Chicken VR - 53:00 Monkey condoms - 1:00:25 Giant sea creature - 1:07:28 Jimmie John humps a shark? - 1:11:00 Jeff Sessions - 1:17:16 LSD vs AI - 1:24:21 Universal Call-out - 1:35:10 Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

The jerks are back and better than ever! This week they are laying waste to popular topics like: Stephen Colbert talking about Putin’s holster, The Rock possibly laying the smackdown on the White House, k-holes for depression, United murdering giant bunnies, wild monkeys running roughshod in suburbia and so much more. Sit down, buckle in and savor Episode 7 of the Jerk Of All Trades Podcast. Blowjob Robot - 1:02 Kendall Jenner - 4:53 Stephen Colbert - 08:35 The Rock for President - 20:25 Apple - 30:53 Ketamine - 38:40 Exercise Pill - 48:04 Robot Brain Drill - 53:41 United Rabbit - 1:01:50 Wild Monkey - 1:10:40 Bigfoot Statue - 1:15:22 Ronald Statue - 1:18:30 Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

Episode 6 of the JOAT Podcast is live and in living color. It is Cinco De Mayo and Eddie and Ray are throwing back margaritas, and throwing shade at hot topics like the disastrous Fyre Festival, the Netflix hack, and Gorilla Man running a marathon. Elsewhere Eddie is breaking down UFC 211 and the NBA Playoffs. All this and so much more on the latest and greatest episode of the Jerk Of All Trades Podcast. Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

Jerk Of All Trades Podcast is back for episode 5. This week the jerks are covering diverse topics such as Facebook in your brain, Google's flying vehicle, McDonald's getting Snapchats of dicks and robots designed for sexual favors. As always they do it with the the swagger and snark that only they can bring. Turn on, tune in and experience the JOAT Podcast! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

The jerks are back for episode 4 . Eddie and Ray just got out of the float tank and are dishing the trippy and hilarious details. Elsewhere they discuss Canada legalizing marijuana, The Donald's clothing line, Wendy's take no shit social media and Ray is tearing Bill O'Reilly a new one. Buckle in for the 4/20 edition of the Jerk of All Trades Podcast! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

What do Kendall Jenner, the Donald, and robots living on Saturn have in common? The JOAT Podcast. Episode 3 is ready to drop like a bomb on your earholes. The jerks are unleashing the snark on some of the hottest topics permeating popular culture. Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

Happy National Beer Day! Eddie and Ray are sampling and dropping knowledge on 12 different types of beers on this episode of the JOATPodcast! Eddie isn't a beer drinker, will he make it to the end? Strap in and enjoy the drunken banter between the jerks! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com

Say hello to your new favorite jerks. Eddie and Ray are talking WrestleMania on the debut episode Jerk Of All Trades. The jerks are counting down their favorite WrestleMania matches of all-time and giving their predictions for this year's extravaganza. Also, Ray is breaking the news about Paige from WWE's "hack job" to Eddie. Hilarity is sure to ensue. Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com