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So. My bad. I really sat on editing this one. It got to a point where I was embarassed to sit down and work on it because it was already so late, and that just made things worse. I'm trying my best, and my best isn't always good. Also, I didn't relisten to this one because I found my voice too grating. So, who knows what's on here. Fingers crossed nothing terrible!   "Tennessee Buddha" - Dan Spencer "Jump Into the Fire" - Harry Nilsson "4th of July" - X

Sweet kisses from an older gay man. Aussie Football better than anything. Magnet bushes. Elvis the black Israelite. Super fun technical problems. Dumb fucking aphrodisiacs.   "Kellion" - Long Arm "Dead Men Tell No Tales" - The New Law "Heir" - Public Memory

Ken Kinsey: Kid Fucking? Fungle funk band. Always and completely wrong about history. Apologizing for genocide. Matching with trans people. Rap is the official sponsor of Doggy Style sex.  Bubba Sparxxx - "Back in the Mud" Ween - "Gabrielle" Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats - "Runaway Girls"

Alright, heres the deal. We recorded this like 3 weeks ago, and my lazy ass sat on it for a few too many days. Since then I've been pulling 60-70 hour work weeks trying to finish a big project. Needless to say, it took a long fucking time for me to put in the work to get this edited and loaded. My apologies. Also, I didn't really relisten to it, so we're all going in blind!   "La Vida Es Un Sueno" - Prayers "Gotterdammerung" - Zeal & Ardor "No One Is Ever Going to Want Me" - Giles Corey

Going nuts in the temple. Tom the house sitter. Horn dog Kevin Bacon. Finally called out for fronting on Junji Ito. The Boeing disaster. Radiation hell.  "Jackie Down the Line" - Fontaines D.C. "Echoes" - The Rapture "Ebony Eyes" - Bob Welch    

A glorious new future. Ellen Degenerous, Grand Inventor. Tom's sexual power bomb. Vlad Putin's death #6. Mariah Carey's Hanukkah song. Bug Banging. Tom and ScAMWAY. A house of literally corpses. "Rich Bitch Juice" - Alice Longyu Gao, Laura Les remix "Velha Guarda" - Bonde da Alianca "Careful What You Say" - Class Actress

Tom bombs job interview. Planetary axis and the suicide challenge. Tales from the supermarket. Stolen pedo valor. City Miles on the self-odometer. A pentagram of salt for Tupac. Brendon is the sequel to "Thirteen". Exploring "Killers of the Flower Moon". Brendon afraid of the dark. "Sad But True" - Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit "Call to Arms" - Sturgill Simpson "Effect and Cause" - The White Stripes

Terminator thumbs up sinking into lava mattress sale. Underwater tombs. Y3000 - man and machine. Toms ultra strong core. D-Day for child actors. "Hi, it's me David Lynch. It's looking pretty warm out today." Ball-crushing denim. Tom's inevitable death from a pork sandwich at a concert. "Boy With A Coin" - Iron & Wine "Sic Transit Gloria... Glory Fades" - Brand New "Becomes the Color" - Emily Wells

Junji Ito stolen valor. Suicide Hotline training courses. Driving 90 minutes to punch an umpire in the stomach. Blue Man Group uncovered. Another goddamn basement hole. Encountering a Death Shaman. Explorations in philosophy. "Savage Grin" - Puplic Memory "Intercepted Message" - Osees "What the Peephole Say" - Queens of the Stone Age

Industrial machine death count. Irish potato car bomb. Do Not Proceed, Crazy Youth! Tom has the worst robot idea ever...seriously. Star Trek and false stereotypes. Stress dreaming about the deep dark hole in the basement. Daniel Day-Lewish method acting for love making. Problem Child. Aint no African Americans in Britain. "Raindrops" - Basement Jaxx "Goin' Against Your Mind" - Built to Spill "Deltaskelta" - Darkstar

Catching a nut with Oppenheimer. Collecting versus hoarding. Cheating your way into Arlington. Shadow men viking death. I swear to God, it wasn't no dog. A shark with ill intentions. Identifying a corpse with a ball-gag. "Prisencolinensinainciuso!" - Adriano Celentano "B$G P$MP$N" - Natural Child "Utopia" - Austra

Losing yer shit on the bus. A dwarf from the Lying Clan. Sam Jackson tweets gay porn. This fucking fella has an eel pit under his trailer house. IKEA Protocols. Elvis was a goddamn goober. Being so coma'd you go full Zordon.  "Business Lunch" - Shakey Graves "Make It All Everything" - D Tiberio "Bye Bye Macadam" - Rone

Welcome back after our small hiatus. Live be crazy, but it's settling down for the both of us now. Hoping to get back on track with recording consistently. Apologies, but I'm sure our absence for a few weeks had zero effect on anyone at all. Anywho, we sorta talk about war, Flannery O'Conner, drugs, some other shit. Just give it a listen, we had fun recording it, which is always a good sign. "I'm a Dude" - Yuri Wong "Toxic" - The Surfajettes "Your Woman" - White Town

A pooped out Lenzi. The entangled lives of smut and social media. The horrors of war. What does the bible have to say about bears? Re-housing Liza Minelli. Back From Broken. Stolen valor neck brace.

Banks be fake. Modern Live Links. Aint no African Americans in The UK. Brendon and his technicolor insanity dreams. Toublesome aeronautics.  "The Woods" - Lorn, Dolor "Shoom" - TR/ST "I Am God" - Clams Casino, Imogen Heap

Journaling. Tom's height gaslight. Brendon encounters an escort. Loving Kathy Bates. The tree trunk legs of Eddie. Pretend to be asleep during coitus, multiple times. "Who can blame 'em?" The exciting world of recruiting.   "I Don't Wanna Be Me" - Type O Negative "Murder Death" - De Staat "I Am a Girlfriend" - Nobunny

Straight up, edited this for audio quality and didn't do a relisten, so everyone is in for a surprise as to the content. Thanks for the patience, we be going through some shit and it's been pretty disruptive. Hopefully this brings some good goof to your day. We'll never stop loving you.   "Lost it to Trying" - Son Lux "Never Freestyle" - Coast Contra "Leda" - Makthaverskan    

We are lucky enough to host the wonderful Eddie this episode, who's job is not only in making us laugh but also in making us laugh. Cable Critters. Info@pornhub.com, and The Ultimate Funnel. PreCumbrian Era. Smelly looking priests. What rhymes with buffalo? Hackers, scammers, and some good looking cake. A bidet of a problem. How Japan do? Underwater horror's and romance. Probably some other shit. "39 by Design" - Drab Majesty "Holdin On To Black Metal" - My Morning Jacket "Shotgun" - Earl Greyhound

Gonna be honest here, there aint much to describe. Tom and I turned on the original Hellraiser and tried to give you some good cues in order to line it up and watch it with us. Don't worry, we banter mostly, with semi-consistent comments on how sexy Uncle Frank is in the movie. Happy Halloween!

Tom and Brendon flip through like 4 movies while talking about being unemployed and loosely describing the nude scenes in the films. Lemme tell you, this one's a banger. WARNING: The next episode is a very poorly done Watch-a-Long of the original Hellraiser, so cue that badboy up and try to watch it while we drunkenly explore the convergence of pain and pleasure

Testosterone. What's it's deal? Mr. Peterson's hot take on autism. Patches Bellaire, Tamarac Raider, and Max Bushy-Hill. The middle 70% of a high school reunion. Killin' in a college town. The true joy of a solo-bar life. Suicide pact via 69 style choking. Lots era of mistresses in every city. "Ghetto Ass Witch: - Ritualz "Love Invaders" - Fatima Yahama "Three Futures" - TORRES

Hunting hot-tubs and The Sadness of Bathing. Riff-Raff vs. James Franco. HotLanta and the intricacies of soda. Aussie football > then NFL. Another Woodstock rehash. Disparate cultures sharing a singular heritage month. Angelina Jolie's hot tip to the FBI. Chris Chan. We're planning on trying to get a "Watch-A-Long" episode ready in the coming weeks. Send us any recommendations. We'll also post a survey on instagram. Mostly we want to make sure it's a movie that's easily accessible to all listeners.   "Vitriol" - Bluejuice "Tiki God" - The Presidents of the United States of America "Afraid of Heights" - Wavves

Foster ain't caring. Tom's E.T. slip-up. Harvey Weinstein cocaine main vein. Arm and Hammer. What am spider? "Open Water" featuring Tom. Cousin Donno. Then I think we talked about "Nope" for a bit. I didn't re-listen to all of this since I'm a busy boy. I sure hope we didn't say anything too nasty.   "Pulsing (feat. Nina K)" - Tomas Barfod, Nina Kinert "Bulbform" - TR/ST "People Ii: The Reckoning" - AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad)

CERN in service of Satan. Tom longs for the days when men were men. Baskin Robbins Hell. Is comedy the same as video games? Fun porn searches. Monster Hot Sauces. Metallica's bad artistic direction. Freak dancing sins. Elvis enjoyed morgues. "The Difference Between Us" - The Dead Weather "Piledriver" - Dennis the Fox "Pepper" - Butthole Surfers      

Jerking it ain't straight. High flying airdropping presents. Harambe kickflipping in a fisheye lens. A level headed understanding of the Hoover Dam. Toms gay trip. Taping your mouth shut for love. The black phone. The Cauliflower Effect.   "Fingerbib" - Aphex Twin, Alarm Will Sound "Ted" - Clark, Bibio "Weigh Me Down" - Lorn, Mono/Poly

Walt Whitman Epstein flight logs. Brendon starts fishing. Tom's Grandpa went to Japan once. A young Capote Dill. Tom's conservative development. Uwe Boll - Dick Cruncher. Farting on celluloid. We take on gun control again. A murder worth sacrificing your submarine for. A "Hamlet" disappointment. Crack a lamp and jam it in the prisoner's face. "Ignorant Piece of Shit" - Carissa's Weird "I Feel Alive" - Viagra Boys "Clean Elvis" - Dan Reeder

A Christian Altar shinbone. Caulkin crushed by a bunch of bees. Warehouse workers on a break casually playing their favoritue tunes. The musician nephews of confirmed war criminals. Kanye West and the batmobile. "Silent Treatment" - Blank Mass "Удалил твой номер (Deleted Your Number)" - Molchat Doma "Semicircle Song" - The Go! Team

Dick-Sheet-Ah. Dead Silence, why? Cute goddamn gaslighting. Pearl Harbor Delight. Both very confused by what it means to be gay. Black NASA. Ben Franklin one-upping God. Knights Templar gimp outfit. "Arab Money" - Busta Rhymes "Killing All the Flies" - Mogwai "Red Nation" - The Game ft. Lil Wayne

Oscar drama. Family Matters gritty reboot. End-times questions. A Crumbley lesson on guns. A spicy Latin term. Kevin Spacey turkey drum. The Dog Father & the urinal. Leatherface the icon.   "The Cure" - Jadu Heart "Mama Loi, Papa Loi" - Exuma "Luv (sic) pt2" - Shing02

Exploring Tom Jones. African Mayonnaise.Time traveling port-o-potty hobos. Film talk. Jack Nicholson dirty drawings. Chronic dwarf rage. Scotch-mo hobo with a shotgun. Lady french scalps. Mental health explorations. A surprise pig on a date. "Clap Hands" - Tom Waits "Organ Donor" - DJ Shadow "Them Changes" - Thundercat  

SLAVA UKRAINI. ISS meteor threat. A conservative booby trap. Missing the NIN window. Those vikings and their wacky bullshit. More bath house. A bizarre car sales experience. Casino edited for TV. Double luge and package shots. Tom & Chinese culture.   "The Gun" - Lorn "Battle Hymn of the Republic" - Joshua James "Gilded Lily" - Cults

For this episode we were lucky enough to be joined by Alan Bromwell. We talk about his experience in the industry, drugs, are we Klein Bottles when it comes to our mouths and anus? "Total Destruction to Your Mind" - Swamp Dogg "Summon the Fire" - The Comet is Coming "A Day in the Life" - Handsome Boy Modeling School feat. RZA, The Mars Volta, and Tim Meadows aka The Ladies Man

A post it note for fishing. Now, ocean or space? School assemblies. Presidential Fitness Club for killing Hitler's brain. Are genitals feet? A catfishing tale for the ages. The face of a concerned, sad man. Tyler Durden's happy ending. Custody battle for some kid. "FOOTSTEPS AT THE POND - La Dispute, Zeal & Ardor remix "New Age Thriller" - U.S. Girls "You'll Never Get To Me" - Killing Joke

Tom's complete overreaction to a rental suit question. Open mic shenanigans. Narc-Anon comedy bits. A John Henry mistake. Money suit wearing lunatic motherfucker. The different fathers of America. Multi-dick drawing artistic prowess. Tom is confused about the CEO of the Garden of Eden. "Sweet Trash" - TOBACCO "Wash My Hands Shorty" - The I.L.Y's "Cough Pills" - Damaged Bug

Advertising with cough syrup. Jar Jar gets us cancelled. A heartfelt apology. A troublesome bathroom experience. Easter Bunny abomination. Jim Crow Monopoly. "Abyss" - Pastel Ghost "Rotted Arp" - Lapalux "Broke" - Tom Vek  

The thing that grinds Tom's gears is female comics. Yes, that's what Tom said. Funerals = unfunny recording environment. Touchdown Jesus. Brendon makes light of the pandemic. William Shatner controversy. Ari Aster exploits the disabled. Tom is a self-hating female comic. "Better Days" - Citizen King "Push Push (Lady Lightning) - Bang Camaro "Father Christmas" - The Kinks

Alright folks, here's the god's honest truth. This recording was around 2 hours long, and I've spent about 4.5 hrs editing it into something even slightly workable. I stupidly didn't take episode notes while doing that, and I will absolutely not relisten to it in order to do so. What I can say is that we talk about a fair amount of gross and dumb stuff, which is pretty usual. What I edited out and you won't be hearing is a 30 minute drunken talk about American exceptionalism, and me yelling every 15 minutes at Chris to eat the mic. Either way, sorry for the delay. I'm getting railed by school work, and Tom recently found out he's pregnant. Everyone be sure to congratulate him, it's a very special thing. Music: "Ship on Fire" - Zeal & Ardor "Vacant Lot" - The Growlers "Changes" - 2Pac

The Franzia himself, Chistopher, joins us for this extra fun episode. Slapping the bag. What is analyze? A shitheaded approach to economics. Icebreaker death memes. The minds are lost via public speaking. Hardcore Excel pussy hounds. Post apocalypse endowments. Bath house wiener etiquette. We have phonecall with Jason, then someone called Brendon an asshole. "Money Machine" - 100 gecs "Meet Me At Our Spot" - The Anxiety, WILLOW, and Tyler Cole "Puppy and a Truck" - Jenny Lewis

Hey everyone, we had a doozy of a time recording this one. Lost about 15 minutes of the beginning of our recording but just did our darndest to make it into a legitimate episode. Thanks for bearing with us. Furries - dead or just sleeping? Classic murder mistake. A prayer for technical help. Movie commentary pitch. Brendon's time in an Italian murder deli. Embodying characteristics of media you consume. Is it worth it to delineate between a persons disability and the other elements of their selves. "Heir" - Public Memory "What Else is There?" - Royksopp

Ultimate fedora power move. A modern biker prophet. Holy relic defense maneuvers. Steam-rolling poor Giuseppe. Slicing & dicing down 16th street mall. Kentucky fried Irish people. "Nevertheless" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre "I'm the Man to Be" - EL VY "Egypt Berry" - Night Beats

Tom loses a big fish. Spiderman barrel-roll dick kicking. Brendon as a hot young girl. Radio DJ's are the goddamn worst. Sentient orca destroys Aleutian natives.Tom Flubs a mic. Lema Dunkhams. Suffering for dyke hair. Free roast beef. Iphone design blows. "Orca" - Wintersleep "Jealousy" - People Get Ready "New Song (Soulwax Remix) - Warpaint

Sexy bus stop people. What is Met Gala? Chris Tucker parties hard. Prince Andrew was gacked. Charlie and the Nightmare Factory. Professor Gloryhole. Tom's bar etiquette. "You Were Right" - Bass Drum of Death/Eve 6 "I Don't Wanna Talk (I Just Wanna Dance)" - Glass Animals "Ceiling Granny" - Mogwai

Sneaky Asian automobiles. Dominating Meth Skeletor with ABBA. Big thanks to the Woodman. Haunting pan flutes. Genital onomatopoeia. Tom interacts with the deaf. An Angel that fell to earth. Vampire security guard. Tom's human-trafficking blind date. "It's Not Right, But It's OK - Thunderpuss Mix" -Whitney Houston, Chris Cox, Barry Harris "Eternal Champ" - Sweet Valley "Xiangjiao" - Iglooghost  

A malevolent super computer created Wyoming. The true value of postcards. Tom's OnlyFans theory. Andrew Cuomo - Sex Pervert. Tarantino's mother grudges. A hallucinated crematorium. "Ju$t" - Run the Jewels - Toy Selectah Remix "Hell Yeah" - Old Man Saxon "DOOM Unto Others" - CZARFACE/ MF DOOM

Forrest Gump: Elite Killing Machine. Bruce Springsteen needs the workers. Brain fog, or something worse? Tom as a non-consensual parent. A tragic drive-by exchange. True Crime via Wikipedia. "Black guy and the 4th of July?" When it rains tetanus, it pours tetanus. Sorry for the low volume on the songs in this episode. We'll fix that going forward. "Come on Down" - Zeal & Ardor "Weigh Me Down" - Lorn "Apathy" - Shlohmo

Tom leads us on a haunting and bleak tale of a movie that never was. We examine the deaths of a number of famous funny men. We laugh, we cry, we explore the tale of Atuk. "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" - Johann Sebastian Bach "I Love Livin' in the City" - Fear "My Way" - Sid Vicious

“Hey Ya”. Jeff Bezos and The Challenger. Superwoman solves North Korea. New Orleans Vampires. Xenomorph rampages through New York. Breakfast habits. Beta blockers, and the great Tom Experiment. Hair growth = small penis. Sildenafil flush reaction. ”Far From Any Road” - The Handsome Family ”Let the Mystery Be” - Iris DeMent ”Corona” - Minutemen

Ain't no bachelor party without shadowy regrets. No second locations. Tom catches full bird. Does anyone have a baby? Brendon isn't a Dune fan. Queen of meth. Thought crimes? Armie Hammer- hot or not? Tom want's her to age like a witch. Radical Halloween fuck up. Intricacies of early open mics. "Fresh Blood" - Eels "Dark Allies" - Light Asylum "Goodbye" - Apparat, ft. Soap&Skin

Tom - Cold drink of sexiness. Brendon - hot boy. Sweet Dee murder dog. "A nun with a bad..... habit." Jeopardy's pretty fun. Does Tom know Gmail? Jordan Peterson/Randy Newman. Tomi - unkillable right-wing hottie. Dying at music festival. Irish people are immune to criticism. Challenging media subject matter. "Alex Trebek" - The Fleshtones "Strange Dream" - WITCH (We Intend to Cause Havoc) "Drinking Too Much" - James Leg

Hysteria lobotomies. "Wisconsin Death Trip". Tom & Texas. Angela's Ashes, the Board Game! Heartbreak deployment. Baller-ass weird girl vibes. "The Ween Boyfriend". Grandpa war stories. Cake - "Stick Shift and Safety Belts" Ween - "Waving My Dick in the Wind" Father John Misty - "Total Entertainment Forever"

Seizure disorders, no fun. "It's a black man!" When the cops say they'll maybe shoot you. "Oh, I'm just the gardener". Sam and Brendon, Eliminators.  Jormo Lancing. "Be This Way" - Arms and Sleepers, Steffaloo "Tes" - Bogan Via "Porno Disaster" - The Octopus Project