Bioscope Brasse

Nǐ hǎo Brasse! How the hell are you? Ag, we're fine. This week we talk about the new Superman and Lois, what's happening on the Deadpool 3 set, what's new with Jonathan Majors, what's the beef between Vietnam and Barbie, WTF is going on with Summer blockbuster flops, what!? Alan Arkin died?? and we give you a happy ending with our Joyride review. Shot for listening!   00:00 It starts here 03:19 Superman Legacy cast it's Superman and Lois Lane 10:11 Deadpool 3 news 15:46 Jonathan Majors update 22:07 Barbie banned in Vietnam 25:08 Summer box office bombing 33:30 RIP Alan Arkin 35:04 Joyride review 52:35 Spoilers! 01:02:58 Shoutouts 01:04:01 Goodbye TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello brasse. It's us, your brasse...from the bioscope. This week we talk petty Vin Diesel, James Bond Broccoli misogyny, Marvel's predator problem, the skilful censors of the UAE, the next Batman director and Warner Bros simping for Nolan. We then give you a slow review for The Flash and end it off with some movie recs to celebrate Pride Month! Shot for listening!   00:00 It starts here 01:32 Vin Diesel allegedly mad at Jason Momoa's scene stealing performance 05:21 Jodi Comer James Bond rumours 09:00 Tenoch Huerta sexual assault allegations  14:23 Across the Spider-Verse banned in the UAE 17:26 And Muschietti to direct The Brave & the Bold 20:06 Warner Bros gives Christopher Nolan 7 figure bonus to lure him back 22:41 The Flash review 49:02 Spoilers! 01:09:32 Pride Month recommendations 01:14:54 Goodbye TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fast X your seatbelts! We saw Fast X with The Casual Dork Podcast and we have a lot to discuss. First we dive into upcoming sequels, Quentin Tarantino being a movie boomer & the passing of Ray Stevenson THEN we get into the nitty gritty of the family in Fast X. Shot for listening!   00:00 It starts here 01:50 Ryan Reynolds cannot ad lib on Deadpool 3  04:07 John Wick 5 in early production 05:15 Toy Story 5 announced 06:57 Quentin Tarantino hates  09:46 RIP Ray Stevenson 11:33 Fast X Review 43:25 Spoilers! 01:35:02 Goodbye   TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahoy me Brasse! There's no time for intros cause we're dropping a damn MEGASODE. It's 4 for the price of 1 this week as we bring you 4 reviews of one movie. No wait, what? We're doing reviews on 4 movies damnit. Anyway, no time for news, it's ALL review all the time this week baby. Don't worry we'll still hit you with our best tangents and movie "knowledge". We don't just give you our opinions this week, we even had some feedback from the brasse to dissect. Hop on in, the water's warm (cause of our mountain dew peepee). Shot for listening 00:00 It starts here 01:51 Air review 16:27 Air Spoilers! 23:22 Dungeons & Dragons review 37:19 Renfield review49:20 Renfield Spoilers! 52:12 The Super Mario Bros Movie review 01:05:12 The Super Mario Bros Movie Spoilers! 01:06:18 Brasse's opinions01:10:27 GoodbyeTikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We watched Guardians of the Galaxy with TikTok star, radio presenter, musician, DJ, father, husband, metalhead and the King of Kraaifontein, Omar Morto!We laughed, we cried, we are Groot. Shot for listening!00:00 It starts here with guest intro 12:52 Fast X split into 2 parts 21:09 M:I Dead Reckoning has a 20min car chase 24:29 The Exorcist sequel announced 26:20 Killers of the Flower Moon runtime almost 4 hours 30:39 The Flash (Sigh) 35:14 WGA writers strike 46:19 Jonathan Majors update  52:35 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 Review 01:12:16 Spoilers! 01:33:01 GoodbyeTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Awe! We're so proud of this episode because we were lucky enough to host a fan screening of Beau is Afraid with the help of Empire Entertainment Africa and The Labia Theatre in Cape Town. We got to chat to fans of Ari Aster, some day one brasse. The whole night was a vibe! Oh, and we also talk about some movie news. Shot for listening!00:00 It starts here 01:13 Star Wars News 08:43 Beetlejuice 2 proper confirmed 10:55 Harry Belafonte RIP 12:14 Kraven the Hunter News 15:35 Nic Cage did crap movies to pay off debt 18:30 Rihanna to produce, star & score a new Smurfs movie 19:48 RODE Podcasters Month  21:09 Beau is Afraid Review 23:13 Talking to brasse before the film 41:54 Spoilers! 53:27 Talking to brasse after the film 59:21 GoodbyeTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahoy the brethren, the Brasse are here with their weekly dose of movie news, reviews, shorts and some kak inbetween. The big news of the week is the arrest of Jonathon Majors and allegations made against him. We cover what's out so far and it doesn't look good. There's more Marvel news and our recommendation is that they need to head out to Retreat. Ross again doesn't read the news ahead of time and we have a scientific discussion about the bends. Nicholas Cage definitely stayed in character for the whole of Renfield. We reckon Tarantino is lying about only making 10 movies. The new Disney remake has us only very slightly excited and Chris Pratt has a kwaai April fools joke. We then get into our John Wick: Chapter 4 review. Will the braaaaat braaaat braat be too much? Or is there just enough gwa gwa gwa? Shot for listening!00:00 It starts here 01:45 Jonathan Majors arrest & allegations 11:49 Victoria Alonso says Marvel Directors don't actually direct 17:14 Netflix getting sued for defamation 20:37 Rapid Fire: Nic Cage denies going method as Dracula 21:25 Rapid Fire: Tarantino's final film announced 22:25 Rapid Fire: Questlove to direct live action Aristocats23:16 Rapid Fire: Chris Pratt April Fools prank24:43 John Wick Chapter 4 review 39:30 Spoilers!52:33 GoodbyeTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good evenings. We'd like to thank the Academy for hosting the awards so we can talk k@k about it!We also discuss a movie about a bear on cocaine.Be a bra; like, listen, rate, review & share.....or don't.Shot for listening!00:00 It starts here 02:27 Oscar Recap Intro 06:57 Best Original & Best Adapted Screenplay 10:18 Best Original Song 12:30 Best Editing 15:04 Best Cinematography 19:15 Best Animated Feature Film 21:13 Best Supporting Actor 25:36 Best Supporting Actress 30:31 Best Actor 34:22 Best Actress 38:56 Best Directing 44:01 Best Picture 48:18 Cocaine Bear Review 1:01:33 Spoilers! 1:04:56 Ask the Brasse (Almost) Anything 1:10:59 GoodbyeTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Gentlefolk, We're back after a week of leave, and boy howdy did we put it to bad use. This week's episode is filled with shenanigans, malarkey, hoopla and hijinks. We find the time to review M. Night's latest movie, Knock at the Cabin. Will it be a Kwai or Naaai from the Brasse. Why don't you be the best bra you can be by liking, sharing, subscribing and reviewing our show. Shot for listening!00:00 It starts here 02:36 People fighting at CR3ED screenings 05:11 Michael Douglas considers selling his likeness 09:28 Jody's f***ing "Buperman" joke 14:02 Ghostface loose on the streets for Scream marketing 16:30 New Aliens film cast announced 18:49 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem teaser reaction 22:14 Knock at the Cabin review 33:36 Spoilers! 43:34 Ask the brasse 50:19 GoodbyeTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello friends.Ross is healthy, Jody is limber and we're back like your favourite rash.This week we discuss the film launching Phase 5 of the MCU; Ant-Man & the Wasp Quantumania. Is it kwai or is it a naaai?Be a brah. Listen, Like, Share, Review. 00:00 It starts here 02:33 DC Movie & TV Announcements 14:06 Bad Boys 4.......ever? 18:01 Ryan Reynolds set to star in Boyband movie 21:50 New Lord of the Rings movies in the works 23:52 Harvey Weinstein set to die in jail 25:25 Fast X Trailer reaction 31:08 Ant-Man & the Wasp Quantumania Review 44:43 Spoilers! 1:01:18 Shoutouts & GoodbyeTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahoy the mense. Listen up as we do the most tangent-riddled analysis of movies coming out in 2023. Get your calendars out and save the dates, we're getting you hyped for all the good stuff coming out this year. We also review one of the most hyped films for January, M3GAN. Shot for listening!00:00 It starts here 03:06 Most Anticipated Movies 2023 44:13 M3GAN review 54:33 Spoilers! 59:20 Shoutouts & goodbyeTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aweza! Hump day, amirite?In this episode we talk new Tomb Raider, Attack the Block 2, the Razzies being gross, your favourite Vehicle Identification Number and share our thoughts on the Eddie Murphy & Jonah Hill film You People.And SO much more...wait...no that's it.Like, share, rate & review!Shot for listening!00:00 It starts here 01:34 Womb...uh...Tomb Raider universe with Phoebe Waller-Bridge writing 08:13 Attack the Block 2 in the works 10:46 Razzies receive backlash after nominating 12yr old 15:31 Vin Diesel wants to make another Riddick film 23:34 You People review 34:26 Spoilers! 46:57 Shoutouts & GoodbyeTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Awe brasse! We're back like herpes! And just like herpes, you're gonna need ointment for this one!Who has time for a proper synopsis when you're trying to make it through January?Just enjoy, like, share, rate & review!Safe!00:00 It starts here 02:27 Michael Bay charged with killing a pigeon 05:32 Marvel still exploiting VFX artists 08:59 Weekly Ezra Miller update 11:51 Adam Driver eyed for Reed Richards (Rumour) 14:44 Snow Plough: 1 Jeremy Renner: 0 17:46 The pointless Golden Globes 27:45 Glass Onion review 38:03 Spoilers! 51:08 The Pale Blue Eye review 51:37 No shoutoutsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seasons Greetings to all dahomeys (it's Woman King joke). Look at us, doing an awards show already. Join in as we share our (and the brasse's) picks for the best and worst movies of the year. Shot for lammin with us all year and shot for listening!00:00 It starts here02:02 Worst Performance of 202210:59 Best Supporting Actor of 202223:03 Most Disappointing Film of 202234:09 Best Performance of 202249:27 Biggest NAAAAAI of 202258:50 Top 10 & Biggest KWAI of 2022Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a Christmas battle for the ages (ok maybe for like, this year). Ain't nobody got time for synopsing. Shot for listening and being our bra!00:00 It starts here02:56 DC Drama17:45 Rush Hour 4 moving forward21:20 Little Mermaid Test Screening23:59 GOTG Vol 4 & Transformers Rise of the Beasts Trailers31:36 James Cameron Avatar 2 notes35:25 Chris Evans fan disappointment42:39 Bioscope Battle: Scrooge vs Spirited1:01:30 Spoilers1:06:05 The Brasses' favourite Christmas moviesTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello gentle folk and welcome to another episodic venture of the cinematic brethren. We immediately realise that we're a couple of old fragile guys and that a funny guy is a dangerous guy. This week's news starts off with a nerd discussion on why engineering constructs are cool and how James Gunn and L. Ron are space guys. Marvel may be introducing a major super duper strong character for their Thunderbolts movie and we dish out some lice lessons. Anjelica Huston can fuck right off. One of the top 3 Chris's has received some life-changing news and we manage to squeeze in a Deep Blue Sea reference. Abi plans on sending Ross to a home one day but don't worry, the podcast will go on! The Bullitt remake is going to shoot it's shot and Channings Tatum inspired Ross to make Illusion Ivan. This week's review is the much discussed The Woman King. Most importantly though, will it be a kwai or naaai from us? Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here02:00 James Gunn teases Green Lantern's return05:37 Sentry possible Thunderbolts villain09:04 Fuck Angelica Huston09:55 Chris Hemsworth taking a break13:33 Bradley Cooper to star in Bullitt15:15 Magic Mike 3 Trailer17:05 The Woman King review39:20 Spoilers47:14 Shoutouts & questions Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everyone! Come say hello to our friend Casual. Casual, say hello to all the aunties and uncles! More importantly, we FINALLY got some koesisters and samoosas! He starts off with a deep dive on some tech stuff but we bring him right back to movies, eventually. We start off with some bad news for Margot Robbie and her Pirates project and Jody drops some ocean inspired puns that he clearly prepared awhile ago. James Cameron's blue people needs to make an insane amount of money for him to break even and we compare our local Bioscopes while we have google search races. Representation of bald men clearly matters in the Fast franchise with Casual and Abi wanting Ryan Reynolds to be bald. It's Bob vs Bob at Disney and, spoiler alert, Bob won. Ross has his ear to the streets and we pay tribute to Jason David Frank. Then it's time for a review of Black Adam. Will we think it's Kwai or Naaai? Will Casual mellow us out at all (highly unlikely). Only one way to find out. Shot for listening! 05:58 Margot Robbie Cancelled Pirate10:00 Avatar and Fast X have insane budgets21:09 Bob Iger is back and Blade update29:03 Green Power Ranger has passed away. 33:15 Black Adam Review1:06:09 Spoilers1:19:48 Questions Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello hi! We're back and we forgot to close the fridge. Firstly, how has Ross not watched the Santa Clause yet? Jody puts in a terrible first news item and has to spend the rest of his life redeeming himself. The Star Wars people lied to us and we have an actual Star Wars movie update, we then naturally talk about how much Reynolds is too much Reynolds. We get a bit worried about Into the Spiderverse still adding (very cool) cast members and Dezemba fears are highlighted. Name changes get us into a heated economics conversation and Jody whips out his Statham for the masses. We watched another sequel this week, come and hear our thoughts on Enola Holmes 2, this House is a Holmes. Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here 01:10 Let's get into the news01:17 Galaxy Quest potentially maybe getting a sequel04:15 Shawn Levy is working on a Star Wars movie07:46 The Barbarian director wants to make a Batman movie09:35 Into the Spiderverse gets casting update14:44 Rainn Wilson has a weird name change18:08 It's time for a review of Enola Holmes 2: Holmes is where the Shart is.31:50 Kwai or Naaai 32:16 Spoilers start here43:45Shoutouts Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boo! This week's episode starts with a confession about what happened last week. Ross confirms that the guy that heads up Discovery is coincidentally also named Discovery. We discuss whether rock beats gun and talk about which DC characters we want brought to cinema. The brasse eventually provide a professional update on the Rust shooting incident and we try to figure out which Baldwin is the best. We have a fantastic bit of rapping from Ross and we are sadly disappointed by how short Lakeith Stanfield is. We laugh at China's insane reasons for not allowing movies to release and in turn probably get onto their shit list. Zack Snyder manages to sneak into the news but is the swiftly booted back out. We end off with a heartfelt tribute to THE Batman, Kevin Conroy. Our review this week takes as back to Wakanda as we review Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here 01:42 Let's get into the news01:48 James Gunn reaches out to fans08:29 Poor Alex Baldwin14:28 Snoop Dogg is getting the biopic treatment19:44 China not allowing movies again24:35 Jason Momoa being a rascal 27:59 RIP Kevin Conroy30:39 It's time for a review of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever47:37 Spoilers start here58:08 We remember to do Kwai or Naaai1:06:40 Shoutouts Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boo! This week's episode starts with a random tribute to Walter Matthau and a reminder to press record. We review and  spoil Black Adams (no connection to Black Adam) and discuss what the Rock's best movie is. We naturally start talking about Captain Planet when discussing James Gunn and his new role at DC. Adulting is severely overrated and CEOs don't know what they're doing. Do animated movies need famous people? Who knows man. We do an analysis on whether Elton can defend Ye's latest bit of scandal (please just take his mic away) and even find time to do a critique on society. There's an exciting update on National Treasure and we finally get into our spooky Halloween episode reviews. The two movie's we're reviewing this week are Nope and Barbarian. Is this two for one special all Kwaai or will the Brasse have some gripes? Stiek uit and lam with us! Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here (again)02:07 Let's get into the news02:14 DC big moves09:23 Disney CEO thinks that animated movies are for kids13:46 Obligatory Kanye news20:09 Nicholas Cage returning to National Treasure franchise22:15 It's time for a review of Me Time34:54 Kwai or Naaai35:51 Spoilers start here44:35 It's time for a review of Barbarian52:50 Kwai or Naaai53:10 Spoilers start hereTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello good day. This week starts off with some spelling shaming and a heartfelt request to be heard out. We wonder whether we should give Shia a cancel and we follow Zac Efron's advice by not getting into shape. The Brasse explain why people should not go to the gym and talk about body shaming in Hollywood. Star Wars takes a break and we ask the important questions, like can fandoms just stop doing a racist and sexist now? Ross's friend Idris addresses James Bond fan casting and Jen has a weewee. Abi disses J-Love for no damn reason and we discuss Neve Campbell not coming back and Yahyah shitting on comic book movies. We theorise on whether (when) Tom Cruise will die while filming a movie and determine what it will take to make Ross believe in God. The Brasse then get into a double whammy of Netflix reviews as they check out Me Time and Day Shift. Shot for listening.00:00 It starts here03:08 Let's get into the news03:14 Shia LeBeouf comes clean about his dad06:55 Zac Efron talks about how hard it ia to look amazing13:20 No Star Wars movies coming out anytime soon16:37 Idris Elba comments on Bond rumors 21:37 Tom Cruise is a Scientologist24:35 It's time for a review of Me Time37:20 Kwai or Naaai and sort of spoilers39:25 It's time for a review of Day Shift 50:29 Kwai or Naaai50:45 Spoilers start here45:45 Real Actual ShoutoutsTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello, hi and welcome back. Long time no see hey? We get right into it by covering all the Pixar, Disney, Star Wars and Marvel news in our own "quick fire" way. Jody takes advantage of a weakened (but still awesome) Ross. Don't Worry Darling has so much shit to worry about and we have to talk about it. Yoh yoh yoh there's so much "tea" (or whatever else it is that young people drink). Ross reminds us that standing ovations at festivals mean nothing and we determine that Chris Pine is at least in the top 3 Chris's. We finally have some happy news as we talk about Brendan Frasier's comeback and how ovations are very important. We speculate about who might be the new Black Panther and Ross does a little exposé on the Russian invasion of Ukraine. We end off with our review of Idris Elba's new movie Beast. Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here03:21 Let's get into the news03:28 D23 news updates (Rapid fire)11:55 Worry about Don't Worry Darling19:52 Let the Brenaissance continue23:50 Letitia Wright talks about her Black Panther 2 injuries26:00 Ben Stiller and Sean Penn are banned from entering a country they don't want to go27:52 It's time for a review of Beast39:46 Spoilers start here42:59 We remember to do Kwai or Naaai45:45 Real Actual Shoutouts Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello friends. What are Fridays if not just a Wednesday in disguise. We start off this week with a 2 minute review of how shit The Happening was. Ross really tries to make "Rappist" a word (don't think that's happening anytime soon) and definitively confirms that he is not Fiddy's mother. We chat about toxic fandoms and why toxic fans suck ass, this naturally leads us to agreeing with DJ Khaled. Somehow we have to talk about Zack Snyder, please make it end. Jody again spins his conspiracy theory that Netflix is a pyramid scheme (not sure his math works out) and we then explain to Netflix how to run their business. Abi wears holey socks and reminds Ross about his love for a good subscription. We reveal Marvel's shady business practices and advocate for better treatment for VFX workers. Marvel makes a return to SDCC and we cover some quick sticks news. Jamie Lee Curtis shoots herself in both feet and we eventually do an actual real life review. Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here01:39 Let's get into the news01:41 Zoe Deschanel thinks The Happening is misunderstood03:53 50 Cent's new movie is scary gory08:08 Simon Pegg provokes the ire of Star Wars fandom15:55 Rolling Stone Magazine says bots fuelled Snyder Cut movement22:45 Netflix is kinda struggling30:40 Marvel treats their VFX workers like shit35:37 San Diego Comic Com Update46:38 Jamie Lee Curtis be racisting49:20 It's time for a review of The Gray Man1:00:04 Kwai or Naaai1:01:03 Spoilers start here1:11:22 Real Actual Shoutouts (Graziano's Gripes) TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmailSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello folks. The brasse are in a much better mood this week, it's either food related or pump related. Anyways, we go straight into an optimistic rant on the MCU where Ross helps Jody get over himself. We encourage people to make Tom Cruise even richer and start plotting out Top Gun: Rooster (cock-a-doodle-doo). We figure out that Iron Man is a wonderful analogy for the relationship between Marvel and Sony. We accidentally shit on the upcoming Kraven movie and Ross shoots his shot for a PS5. Our dream casting for Wolverine might actually pan out and someone we didn't know was retired is unretiring until they retire again. Ross' autobiography gets it's title and Jody adds even more superhero news. Abi confuses The Prestige with The Greatest Showman (typical Jody always bringing up Nolan damnit). We naturally segue into why Les Miserables singing sucked and we get into this week's review, Thor: Love and Thunder. Listen up as we dissect this movie with our brains! Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here01:36 Let's get into the news01:41 Deadpool almost featured in Dr Strange 205:27 Top Gun 2 and Tom Cruise are killing it at the box office07:51 Kevin Feige sends warning to Sony11:25 Taron Egerton meets with Marvel14:05 Cameron Diaz was apparently retired16:39 Hugh Jackman teases fans19:29 It's time for a review of Thor: Love and Thunder34:42 Kwai or Naaai35:37 Spoilers start here54:10 Real Actual Shoutouts (Graziano's Gripes) Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmailSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello all you disappointments. We cannot believe that not a single one of you brought us koeksisters this week. Anyways, we introduce our new "Who's dead" obituary section this week and briefly talk about how active Scott Caan's hands are. We shout out the absolute legend Barry Ronge and get Ross to apologise on air. Jody shares his conspiracy theories around Marvel and directors in general. We wonder out loud why Minions is making money and ponder on the madness of Gen z's. This week we try something new and bring you 4 movie reviews! Is quantity over quality a good thing? Are rhetorical questions as cool as we think they are? Tune in and find out homies! Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here00:25 No koeksisters01:41 Let's get into the news01:50 Who's dead09:45 Captain America 4 has found it's 14:00 Steven Yeun joins new Bong Joon Ho film over at Warner Bros16:40 Minions pushing Despicable Me franchise past 4Billion worldwide21:00 It's time for a review of Hustle26:07 Hustle Kwai or Naaai26:26 It's time for a review of Spiderhead31:24 Spiderhead Kwai or Naaai31:34 It's time for a review of The Princess37:15 The Princess Kwai or Naaai37:31 It's time for a review of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once50:00 Everything, Everywhere, All ag Once Kwai or Naaai50:14 Real Actual Shoutouts TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasseEmail: bioscopebrasse@gmailSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo! Ross promised you we'd only be a day late and here we are, one day late and twice as cold. Anywho, what even is time? This week's episode starts with two of Ross's favourite things, musicals and movies abusing his favourite characters. We share the real reason Disney made Frozen and dream about Lock, Stock and two smoking Hercules. We speculate on Zorro's clothing items and how many movies they can produce. The Brasse prove that manifesting movies into reality is not possible and get sad about Lightyear not making monies. We then obviously make inappropriate jokes while talking about a kids film and try our best to reassure people that there are more than enough MCU characters that can still be explored. We unfortunately have WAY too much Ezra Miller news (hopefully for the last time). Ross also sneaks in a special bit of news to get Jody excited and remind everyone that Sean Connery was very comfortable with smacking ladies. This week we review the most legaciest of legacy sequels, Top Gun: Maverick. We heard some good things but, as you know, nothing is ever sure until we see it. Will it be kwai or naaai? Come hang with us to find out! Shot for listening   00:00 It starts here 00:49 It actually starts herehere 02:53 Let's get into the news 03:00 Joker sequel update 06:45 Guy Ritchie directing Diney's new Hercules movie 11:37 Antonio Banderas is onboard for a Django/Zorro crossover film 15:08 Chris Evans would prefer returning as Human Torch instead of Captain America 20:10 Why is Ezra Miller in so much news? 23:29 League of Extraordinary Gentleman getting a remake 25:50 It's time for a review of Top Gun: Maverick 43:40 Kwai or Naaai 44:08 Spoilers start here! Don't listen if you don't want spoilers! 55:47 Real Actual Shoutouts Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello? We greet you from a warm and sunny past on this cold and rainy present. The tangents hit hard and fast in this episode with us immediately salivating over Jody's outfit. The writers of Deadpool update us personally (not really) about their plans for the movie and the internet takes Morbius for such a fool that they might have created a sequel (but hopefully not). The Brasse go on a rant about Sony's idiotic executives and remind everyone that Jurassic world killed a Brontosaurus. Jody tells everyone about how Jenna is the only one keeping Netflix afloat. Ross switches the flip to discuss sports and Jody puts his tinfoil hat on about Netflix. We unfortunately have to do another discussion on the Amber and Johnny, with the only positive being that Jody now knows where the "Uninterested" button is on Tiktok. Jody does quick math (22-15=7) and we ponder on the springyness of Tom Cruise's legs. This week we review the cameo laced Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers on Disney+ SA. Will it be Kwai or Naaai? Come find out! Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here 03:01 Let's get into the news 03:05 Deadpool 3 updates 08:15 It's Morbin Time! 13:20 Netflix adjusts their film strategy 20:20 Amber Heard and Johnny Depp update 25:51 Elliot Page was forced to wear a dress to the Juno premiere 29:50 Top Gun volleyball scene almost cost Tony Scott his jib 33:04 It's time for a review of Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers 48:49 Kwai or Naaai 49:06 Spoilers start here! Don't listen if you don't want spoilers! 1:00:22 Shoutouts Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello again! The Brasse are back (or is this perhaps the first time they've met?) and boy howdy do they have a doozy of an episode for you! Jody and Ross completely fanboy (again) about Top Gun: Maverick, sheesh just go watch the movie already. Knoxxy has to peepee and we remind you that the founder of scientology's wife is still missing. We get hopeful that a quest to Galaxy is definitely in the works but will wait for Tim the Toolman Taylor to confirm. Kevin Feige is just like everyone else as he also had line manager problems. The Brasse inevitably find time to shit on Zack Snyder and discuss the unheard of sequel to Congo. Old man George Miller needs to covince Ross that Anya is a worthwhile replacement for Charlize (even with her magical eyes). DC reinforces the notion that a movie needs a man to sell and gets us good and angry about all of the misogyny and racism in the film industry. We let you in on our relationship with Neil Blomkamp and also get excited about some Guardians news. We then can't find a Winnie the Pooh horror trailer but strongly encourage everyone to give it a googs. We then get into our review of the new South African action movie Indemnity. Listen to our review and then go support this movie at the cinema! Shot for listening. 00:00 It starts here 00:55 Let's get into the news 01:00 Top Gun: Maverick kicking ass at the box office 05:20 Potential Galaxy Quest sequel in the works 07:45 Kevin Feige almost left Marvel because of his line manager 13:09 105 year old George Miller talks about wanting to work with Tilda Swinton 17:42 Michael Keaton confirmed for Batgirl 24:10 District 9 director confirms that sequel is in the works 26:46 Daniela Melchior joins Guardians of the Galaxy 3 28:52 We talk about new Winnie the Pooh horror movie 32:42 It's time for a review of Indemnity 49:11 Kwai or Naaai 50:16 Spoilers start here! Don't listen if you don't want spoilers! 1:04:05 Live Shoutouts Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's no easy way to say this so we're just gonna say it... We got to hang out with Alfred Adriaan, wela kapela! Feels like it's just about about time to lam with a bra again right? We couldn't think of anyone cooler than the one and only nat kat (translation: wet cat) himself, mr Adriaan! Our conversation covers trips to Paris, food, gigs in Australia, food again, Kanye and Kim, food, legends of comedy and how they'd be cancelled and more food! And that's just in the first 30 minutes. We had an amazing time and even try to talk about movies at some point. Not sure whether we ever got there though. Come lam with us, you'll end up feeling like an attractive cousin too! Please be a bra and go and review us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Shot for listening. Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo!!! Look at us, two weeks in a row again! Happy Africa Month and Day everybody. We've been wanting to cover a local movie for awhile and what better time than literally any damn time, cause we all need to support local content. Before our movie review we get into the news. We start off with an in depth discussion on whether Tyler Perry will cast himself in his own life story. We have a grump about people not knowing what millenials are and marvel at Tom Cruise's running. Ross explains what the House of Gooki is and we discuss Pirates (movie not job). Just in case you forgot, Margot Robbie is amazing. Jody apparently got dressed up for the podcast and that causes us to talk about thrusting. We speculate on who'll direct Fantastic Four and obviously get sidetracked into talking about Spider-Man. Snyder-cult people complained about Battenbat not being their Batman and we don't care. We campaign for Chris O'Donnell to return to the Batman franchise but only if Tom Holland can't do it. Sony potentially crossing over Venom and Ghostbusters (jokes, we hope) and Jody get's nervous about watching it's a me, the living vampire, Morbius. We do our new fav segment Wrappit News Fire Pew pew pew! Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 01:45 Let's get into the news 01:52 Tyler Perry promises that Sister Act 3 will remain faithful to the originals 07:31 Top Gun: Maverick Gets standing ovation at Cannes 13:14 Jerry Bruckheimer gives Pirates of the Caribbean update 17:36 Jon Watts leaves Fantastic Four 23:40 Robat Battenbat and Matt Reeves confirmed for The Batman sequel. 26:43 Sony announces Venom and Ghostbusters sequel 31:12 Wrappit Fire News! 33:41 It's time for a review of Silverton Siege 55:28 Kwai or Naaai 56:49 Spoilers start here! Don't listen if you don't want spoilers! 1:13:10 Shoutouts Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody and welcome to Bioscope Brasse! The Brasse are back! Again, sheesh, we keep disappearing hey? Sorry man, our work/life/ podcast balance has been out of whack. But (hopefully) not anymore! We start off with the one news topic that everyone's talking about. We aren't too bothered by this but end up talking about it for 5 minutes. The guy that made The Fly has a new movie, which is of course a natural segue into talking about Ross ignoring Zoe Brown. We introduce the Eli Rothness Mild scale and talk about family breakups. Ross gives a wonderful explanation on how to boep-wrap and we give you a detailed Fast X update. We have another damn Ezra thing, apparently they wear the Flash ring everywhere. The old uncle from Babe and other movies gets upset with Starbucks and we try to figure out how to milk a vegan. The Brasse get pissed and coin #caryfuckoffanaga and get excited at the possibility that Adam Sandler could be good again soon! We wrap it up with some wrappit fire news. This week's review is Dr Strange and the Multiverse of Madness. Go ahead and dala friends! Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 02:14 Let's get into the news 02:20 Amber Heard and Johnny Depp court case 07:34 David Cronenberg has a new movie! 11:40 Justin Lin leaves the Family 18:00 Ezra Miller again 23:46 James Cromwell, that'll glue pig, that'll glue 27:25 Cary Fukunaga accused of sexual harassment 30:32 Adam Sandler reteaming with the Safdie Brothers 32:50 Wrappit Fire News! 35:18 It's time for a review of Dr Strange and the Multiverse of Madness 53:06 Kwai or Naaai 53:54 Spoilers start here! Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friends, personskappe... Brasse. We missed you guys so much that we decided to drop an episode, on a public holiday! We're too lazy to do actual time stamps this week but can confirm that discussions include (but are not limited to) STI awareness, retirements of Bruce Willis and Jim Carrey, The Crow reboot updates, Alien 5 news, Bill Murray talks about Ivan Reitman's unmade Batman movie and Todd Mcfarlane gives us an update on the Spawn remake. We come up with a new segment with quickfire news bits, kwaai name still pending. This week we review Netflix's covid extravaganza, The Bubble. Will the all-star cast make this movie kwai or will we leave disappointed and give this a naaai? Shot as always for listening!00:00 It starts here55:55 It ends hereTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody and welcome to Bioscope Brasse! Damn almost forgot how to do these intros. We took a bit of a break, but don't worry we're back with all the movie news, reviews and kak talk that you know and love. We couldn't start any other place than to reminisce on Ross getting smacked and how wonderful Jonty's chinos were (RIP Jonty's pants). We also get super deep on the Oscars (even Abi scolds Will) and do a little bit of awards discussion. Abi also reprimands the hell out of us for not knowing actors names. Two men discuss feminism and hopefully don't mess it up and we ultimately come to the conclusion that the only way to not get cancelled is to just shut up. Jody deliberately doesn't do any prep for the Ezra Miller section cause he wants to be amazed and he wasn't disappointed. We then get into our review of The Batman. This movie's trailer came out way back when we started this podcast and now we're FINALLY reviewing the movie. Is it as good as we hope? Only one way to find out brasse, stiek uit! Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 02:06 Let's get into the news 02:51 Will Smith smacked the shit out of Chris Rock and the Oscars happened and there was a fall out and awards and stuff 20:27 Jane Campion being a doesch 20:52 Jody drinks Abi's water 21:14 Jane Campion still being a doesch 23:30 Questlove Oscars controversy 25:22 Ezra Miller, what a wow. 30:08 It's time for a review of The Batman 31:11 That's our review see you guys 31:15 Jokes here's the review 49:49 Alfred Adriaan is our fav Alfred 49:55 More Batman reviews 53:51 Kwai or Naaai 54:45 Spoilers start here 01:04:40 Shoutouts! Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello hi! You know what we all need on a gloomy Wednesday in Cape Town? The ray of sunshine that is Jawaahier Petersen of course! Her name means "Precious Gem" and she absolutely lives up to it as she tells us about her and Ross's shared school experience and hard it was to unlearn having to talk "proper" afrikaans. We do a fairly shallow dive on the difference between doing research and being a stalker and talk about her failures and successes on tv. We even get the scoop on her latest project as she turns her hand to directing. For once we talk about a favourite movie properly and it's probably cause we loved her choice. Listen up as we get all joyful joyful while reviewing Jawaahier's favourite movie of all time, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. This episode is full of laughing and even some singing (thankfully not from us) and we can't wait for you to hear it. Don't forget to be a bra and go and listen, like, share and review our show on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Shot for listening. Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Awe! Love is in the air this month so we thought we'd take a whiff of Jlo & Owen "WOOW " Wilson's new romcom Marry Me.We also geek out over Star Trek, say "Ok Boomer" to Godfather director, Chat about the Bat, discuss one of the best Chris's joining Furiosa and figure out if Tom Cruise's anger comes from Scientology. Shot for listening!00:00 It starts here 03:00 New Star Trek film 08:32 Francis Ford Coppola hating on Marvel 13:57 The Batman News 20:41 Chris Hemsworth as the villain in Furiosa 23:32 Tom Cruise alleged anger issues 30:18 Marry Me ReviewTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heyo!!!!! It's time for a Valentine's Special... Jokes, we decided to lam with a bra instead. It's time for another episode of Lammin with the Brasse. This week we lam with the whirlwind of awesomeness that is Cassidy Nicholson. We chat about her time on South African TV and also hear from her about the huge show that got away. Constantia Mom makes a cameo too (of course) and we get the scoop on what it's like working on South African film sets. There's plenty more that we've probably forgotten to mention (the old age gets all of us, don't even joke) but we guarantee that it was damn fun. We also actually review her favourite movie of all time, "The Theory of Everything". Surprise surprise, we actually managed to talk about a movie for once! Shot for listening! Ok byeeeeeee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/TikTok:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeeQYVMP/Email:bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello to the world. We are back, after a week of tomfoolery aka day jobs. This one is one huge tease for a movie that literally ones of people have asked us to review. We've got to get into the news first though and boy howdy we sure do have a smorgasbord of amazing news. We start off by sharing how much we dislike Jaden Smith and also confirming that Jody is a better singer than his wife. Ross comes out swinging by telling us how much he hates Ed Sheeran and Jody manages to spoil everyone's day with some Bayos. We remind everyone that we are raging feminists and also take everyone back to grade/primary school. We wonder whether (how) Warner Bros will screw over Bong Joon-ho and then get into our review of The Matrix Resurrections. Guys, The original Matrix rocked our freakin minds. And we were legit nervous about watching this one. Will we find it to be kwai or naaai? Stiek uit to find out. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 01:08 Let's get into the news 01:21 Jaden Smith teasing possible Miles Morales casting 04:17 More Encanto news 08:42 Andrew Garfield denies being Andrew Garfield 10:46 Michael Bay is going to mess up The Raid 15:24 Jennifer Lawrence addresses pay gap on Don't Look Up 18:46 Bong Joon-ho attached to new project with Warner Bros. 22:02 It's time for a review of The Matrix Resurrections 44:20 It's time for our Braview of The Matrix Resurrections 47:32 Spoilers start here 01:04:40 Shoutouts! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/TikTok:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeeQYVMP/Email:bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sjoe... Back to work hey? Are you guys as tired as we are? Jee wizz take us back to the pool! Anywho, whether we're tired or hyped up on energy drinks we'll deliver! We get straight into the private and public beef involving Dwayne and Vin and Ross takes some time to not tummy-shame Vin Diesel. We discuss our surprise that Mr Bones 3 is happening and think about our own history with Leon's films. Joss Whedon makes the unwise choice to highlight the extent of his doesch-ness by doing an interview (he mentions his mother's sexiness). Abi gives us producer-face when we discuss getting piercings and we give a big update on Black Panther 2. Bladdie Letitia is still being stubborn and Jody shares a Marvel (conspiracy) theory. Ross gets a phone call and reminds us what Disney's real views are about representation. They also apparently know fuckall about what kids want as they struggle to sell Isabella toys while Luisa sales soar. We wonder whether Adam McKay uses the nice approach or if he goes all J. Edgar in order to get so many famous people into his movies. Our review this week is Netflix's Don't Look Up. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 02:20 Let's get into the news with some Rock and Vin Diesel news 10:51 Leon Schuster drops Mr Bones 3 trailer. 17:12 Joss Whedon screws up his legacy even more by responding to accusations 24:40 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever update 29:31 Encanto animators explain that Disney wanted Luisa to be more petite 34:09 It's time for a review of Don't Look Up (2021) 49:20 Braviews of Don't Look Up 54:09 Spoilers start here 01:04:40 Shoutouts Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/TikTok:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeeQYVMP/Email:bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know what we all need in our lives right now? More Bioscope Brasse of course! This week we hang with the incomparable Zoë Brown! Her story is really inspirational (and strongly resembles that of the protagonist of her favourite movie) and it was so much fun to hear about her exciting journey. Come lam with us as we repeatedly fail to discuss Zoë's actual favourite movie, The Devil Wears Prada. The full episode is being released exclusively on the POC Podcast platform on Apple Podcasts, so be sure to subscribe to POC podcasts in order to listen to it. We're also releasing a 20 minute teaser for those of you still on the fence. Come lam with us and Yaaseen, it's festive mense!Sign on up and support us so that we can keep doing the things! Shot for listeningInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/TikTok:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeeQYVMP/Email:bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy New Year of listening to Bioscope Brasse! We took a bit of annual leave last week but missed you so much that we came back early. Not only are we back, but we're back with a Marvel MEGASODE (trademark pending, the power ranger people are fighting us). The MCU train keeps chugging along and it's time for us to hop on board again. This week we're hitting you with that infomercial special. You get not one, not two, but THREE REVIEWS in one! That's right we're reviewing Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, The Eternals and Spiderman: No Way Home all in one episode! The spoilers get HEEECTIC bru, so listen out for the spoiler warnings please! Let us know what you think of our reviews by sliding (ever so gently) into our dms. Please also go and leave a review on our Apple Podcasts profile. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts out 03:22 Let's get into the reviews 04:00 Shang Chi Review 20:00 Shang Chi Spoilers start here 37:15 The Eternals Review 48:15 The Eternals Spoilers 57:47 Spiderman: No Way Home Review 1:12:11 Spiderman: No Way Home Spoilers 1:53:58 One Shout Out Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/TikTok:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeeQYVMP/Email:bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey man... Can we all agree right off the bat that no-one's tempting fate and saying that 2022 is going to be their year? Cool? Dope. This year has been crazy, from starting out in lockdowns with no interesting movies releasing, to cinemas opening up but being too scary to go to. Despite that we did what we do best, and that's watch movies and then talk kak. As we always do we rounded up our most and least favourite movies of the year. Disclaimer, we haven't watched everything (we do have day jobs) and we may have choices that you disagree with, but one thing is for damn sure, we are right you are wrong haha. Kidding kidding (or are we?)Thanks for helping us grow this podcast this year. We've gone from being a show with heart to one that is moderately ok, and we couldn't have gotten their without ya'll! Shot for listening and shot for being our brasse!00:00 It starts here03:08 Jody No.305:54 Ross No.308:08 Jody No.211:11 Ross (kind of) No.212:45 Listener's (mostly terrible) picks25:00 Our least favourite movies of the year32:15 Our most No.1 Movie of the yearSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Compliments! Just like that traffic cone in VLC the Brasse are getting into the Christmas spirit. This time instead of only reviewing the best Christmas movie of all time (it's still and will always be Die Hard). We are hitting Christmas with the one thing that it needs, some Movie Kak Talk! We get into our list of Christmas Classics, Adult Christmas movies, Unconventional Christmas movies and Streaming Christmas movies. Our Brasse really came through with the suggestions and we gratefully accept this opportunity to shit on their recommendations. This episode is going to give you all the Christmas feels, so grab your sweetheart, find some mistletoe and put this episode on while you make out to the sweet sounds of our soulful voices. Have the absolute best Festive season Brasse and the merriest of Christmases. Shot for listening! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com Tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeLuC9Dx/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hmmmmm... Can you smell that? It smells like Dezemba baby! And of course this means that it's time for more "Lammin with the Brasse". This week we chill with the dude with the best fade in the business. The one and only (but never lonely) Yaaseen Barnes! We were all so excited that we couldn't even get to a proper introduction. We talk movies, we talk comedy, we talk series, man we just talk and talk and talk. We talk so damn much that we barely cover Yaaseen's favourite movie of all time, The Naked Gun. We're not even sorry, we'll just have to get this bra back again. The full episode is being released exclusively on the POC Podcast platform on Apple Podcasts, so be sure to subscribe to POC podcasts in order to listen to it. We're also releasing a 20 minute teaser for those of you still on the fence. Come lam with us and Yaaseen, it's festive mense!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello, how you doin'? This episode starts off with a reveal of note, as we discuss how our wives would upgrade us if they could. We finally bring you some MCU news and discuss the correct pronounciation of a name when an up-comma is involved. Ross wonderfully explains to us what a JFK is (it involves shots but not shots at the bar). We also realise that Jimmy Fallon is basically Muttley and should not be allowed to do serious interviews. There's an update on the Rust shooting incident and discussions are had about whether Tom Holland should be cast as Peter Pan and Pinocchio. Actors have got to start learning from Jennifer Lawrence and Jody has to concede that Ross was right (damnit). We figure out why humanoid robots are being made getting ready to take over the world guys. We plant a couple of earworms deep in your earholes and we remind you about who Michael is. Ross pulls a Jody (typical) and he reminds us about his hatred for musicals. We decide to do an episode on who the best Chris is and remind you that America's penis is out in the world. Is Ridley Scott starting to be a grumpy grumpypants and we remind him that Omarion is keeping people from going to the cinemas. We then do a review on NETFLIX'S BIGGEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME (capitalisation requested by Netflix), Red Notice. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 01:35 Let's get into the news with some MCU news 08:37 Rust update 13:47 Tom Holland cast as Fred Astaire in biopic 17:58 Adam Warlock update/Jody apology 18:59 I, Robot trending on Twitter 21:59 A film based on Boys 2 Men's music is being produced 26:31 Ana de Armas replacing Scarlett Johansson in Ghosted 29:51 Ridley Scott being a grumpy old man 34:09 It's time for a review of THE BIGGEST MOVIE ON NETFLIX OF ALL TIME, Red Notice (2021) 48:18 Spoilers start here 58:18 Shoutouts and Thank Yous! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com Tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeLuC9Dx/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everybody! You know here at Bioscope Brasse HQ we've been threatening to evolve our show for awhile. Most of the time we don't follow through, but this time we actually went and evolved! Welcome to "Lammin' (chilling) with the Brasse" and who better to lam with than the awesome and absolutely hilarious Amy Dirks! We sit down with our new bra (who doesn't actually watch movies) and talk about all the things that matter. This includes but is not limited to: The mispronunciation of her real name and the origin of her Instagram name (8 "e's" were already taken). We chat about what inspires the material she puts out, how she's handling the fame that comes with releasing her social media content, the code-switching phenomena, as well as the challenges she faces with playing the characters she's created. We get some great advice on the power of affirmation (recognise your inner coolness!) and reminisce about the soapies our grandparents made us watch. We even manage to squeeze in career advice as Amy shares some behind the scenes secrets from the sets she's been on and tells us about her next steps. This is a movie podcast though so we find time to talk about Amy's favourite movie, Cars.The Cars world is weird, wacky and very "wooooow", so hop on in and buckle up while we take the scenic route to talk all about it! We had a ball of a time with our first guest, so come lam (hangout/chill) with us as we get to know Amy. Shot for listening! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com Tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeLuC9Dx/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bioscoo-HIC-ope Bra-HIC-aasse. Wow, can you now start an episode with hiccups? Bladdie unprofessional if you ask me. Anyway, welcome to your weekly dose of vitamin BBP. This episode starts at a rip-roaring rate with the Brasse discussing which corporate entity is worse, Coca-Cola or Pepsi. We also manage to have a discussion around the constructiveness of beauty while sharing some awareness on the dangers of Guy Fawkes. Does the world need Boondock Saints 3?, the Brasse and their Irish accents try to figure that out. A discussion is had on whether the director of Rebel Moon self-fornicates and a powerful tangent is had on the Honey/Golden Syrup movie franchise. We try to figure out whether My Cocaine (Michael Caine) is going to win an Oscar for playing an atom bomb and confuse Frank Opperman with one of the Oppenheimers. Abi misses one of our best ever ideas and our Will Ferrell dreams get shattered. We then finally get to review D(j)une. This episode is fuelled by energy drinks so we're tangenting hard and tangenting fast! Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 00:45 It really starts herehere 04:41 Let's get into the news 05:35 Will Poulter cast as Adam Warlock 11:40 Boondock Saints 3 is a go (maybe) 16:28 Sofia Boutella set to star in Rebel Moon 21:40 Matt Jamom and RDJ joining Oppenheimer film. 25:46 Will Ferrel turned down $29 Million for Elf 2 31:58 It's time for a D(j)une review! 36:41 Hadley and Abi (our "producer") come waltzing in 53:35 Spoilers start here 1:09:29 Shoutouts Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com Tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeLuC9Dx/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The name's Brasse... Bioscope Brasse. Or should we say, Brasserers? That's right, we're here and we brought back-up. The crowd goes absolutely ape-shit as we welcome a special guest on this week's episode. We bring on the biggest Jame Bond fanspert (fan and expert), that's right we got Hadley! Not only that, but we even have a live audience! It wouldn't be a BBP episode without us talking about why Adult World has lots of toilet paper and as always we deliver. We analyse the Rust shooting incident and get pissed off at the tabloids and reactions to this incident and talk about how it could have been avoided. Hadley brings an intense focus on the real and important shit and we talk about the worst Chris (and second best Pratt) getting the Garfield gig. Don't worry we explain why he's still the worst. Some strong opinions are shared on Garfield casting which naturally segues into a discussion on Steve Harvey breaking promises. Keanu Reeves proves to be the best Reeves (and Keanu) and we do a quick check up on the health status of a couple of famous guys. We also have a quick chat about soapies. We get excited about Ana de Armas' latest project which may involve the Cape Philharmonic Ballerinas. A quick swear word audit is done before we start a deep dive discussion on all things Bond. We eventually review No Time To Die (the spoilers are hectic so watch out!). Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 03:00 Let's get into the news 05:16 Rust shooting discussion 13:02 Chris Pratt is cast as Garfield 18:02 Nobody can deesnies that Keanu Reeves is the best Keanu and Reeves 21:49 Anna de Armas starring in John Wick spinoff, Ballerina. 24:01 We talk Bond, James fucking Bond 46:33 The No Time Die Review starts here 59:50 Spoilers start here 1:00:41 Spoilers actually start here (Don't listen if you don't want Bond spoiled!) 1:26:00 Shoutouts Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com Tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeLuC9Dx/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo Yo Yo whatsup world! It's time for another Bioscope Brasse Spooktacureffic horror movie review special! We managed to go on a rambling wrestling and pronunciation tangent right from the get go. We provide an update on the IATSE protest (treat them fairly damnit!!!) and then somehow find time to do a lesson on South African clicks. Abi starts sighing before Ross even starts explaining how the Mormons "soak" and the Brasse give some advice on the best music playlist to listen to while working. We get 17 minutes in before realising it's our Halloween episode. We discuss the joys of having to put your camera on for Zoom calls. The Brasse share their plans to sell vetkoek this Friday (with cheese and mince). We get hella worried as we hear that Gladiator 2 is apparently a thing. It's a Mario animated movie is announced and we look at the casting announcement reaction, spoiler alert, the worst Chris is Mario. Jody does that thing where he sits on the fence (figuratively) and we wonder whether doing an Italian accent is PC? We then summon up all our courage and review Candyman... Will we make it out alive? Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 00:31 That's the show, see you next week 00:56 Slumber Party remake starring Rob van Vuuren 04:37 IATSE protest 13:16 Listen to your Brasse - Lo Fi is better than Soaking 13:52 The Science of Scare determines the scariest movie of all time 19:15 Obligatory Stephen King bit to make Jody happy 21:30 Ridley Scott confirms that Gladiator 2 is happening 24:19 Super Mario Bros animated movie announced 30:17 It's time for a review of Candyman (2021) 47:34 Spoilers start here Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com Tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeLuC9Dx/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In other news.... We have an episode out today. And it's a good one! Today we bring you not One Guy, not Two Guy, but Free Guy! This episode starts at the beginning and ends at the end, with a healthy dose of top tier pod in between. The Brasse reveal their vaccination status today while bragging about being funny. We take a slow stroll down memory lane while thinking about the first IMAX Theatre at the Waterfront (anyone else remember The Serengeti movie?). Jody coughs at least twice as we remember that the only reason we're doing this show is to get free movie tickets. We try valiantly to fight for all the short kings out there even though they always lie about their height. We theorise on the next steps for the Expendables franchise, which could either involve Family or Trevett. Jody somehow forces a Stephen King reference in while talking about Scream and Abi produces the shit out of this show. Disney's fanhood of the show is established and shared and Ross get's in a humble brag. Ross also explains why the beach needs to be paved. We protect the integrity of Sister Act (High School Musical can come at us!). There's some Bond chatter (actor not money you need to buy a house) and then we get into our Free Guy review. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 03:23 It really starts here 06:12 IMAX is back 09:29 Sylvester Stallone filming Expendables 4 13:58 The original Scream house is available on Air BnB 16:38 ScarJo makes a lotta money from Disney case 23:20 Sister Act 3 update 27:51 We announce who the best Bond is 32:22 Free Guy review starts here 50:57 Spoilers start here 1:09:30 Shoutouts! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com Tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeLuC9Dx/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey hey hey, the Brasse (and Abi) are here today! Mornings and afternoons peeps. The Brasse get right into it in this episode and remind people that this is a mens' rights show (kidding, or are we?). We reminisce about that 1026 lady (the Telkom time lady) and Jody's loneliness as a child. We get really hyped for the Matrix trailer and discuss the inevitable Matrix and Fast and Furious crossover (Smith Family). Ross shares our trade secrets and we talk about the uncanny resemblance between Danny Devito, Arnie and Tracy Morgan. We try to remember whether Jody liked Coming 2 America and have a heritage discussion about the klopse. Christopher Nolan visits Ross at work and declares his love for BBP while not forgetting how pissed off he was at WB. The inevitable Christopher Nolan and Fast and the Furious crossover is pitched. The Dude kicks cancer's ass man, that bra is ready to work! We remind you that Rambo and the Taliban were tight way back in the day. The Brasse also explain the origin of "Stock Fish" while comparing it to snoek. We do some Quick Reviews to keep ya'll up to date on what's Kwai and what's naaaai. We end off with an in depth review of the Netflix produced film Kate. We not evens lying, this is a fun episode. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 02:03 The Matrix Resurrections Crailer! (For the best effect put the trailer on while listening to us) 10:05 Ross gets lost and frustrated 11:12 Twins sequel, Triplets is in the works. 15:07 Abi makes a bold choice and coloured culture. 16:52 Christopher Nolan leaves WB 21:50 Jeff Bridges kicks Cancer's ass 23:42 Tarantino thinking of remaking Rambo 31:15 Quick Reviews! 31:48 Vacation Friends 33:48 Snake Eyes 36:20 Kate review starts here 47:20 Spoilers start hereSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is up Personskap!? Welcome to the latest episode of Bioscope Brasse. It's our first Apple Podcast special and we're coming at them hard, fast and only slightly out of breath. If you also want to be hard and fast then jump on board as we definitively answer the question: Which decade has given us the best action movies? We're taking the deepest of dives into the action movies of the 80s, 90s and 00s to bring you some high quality Movie Kak Talk. Will we mention your favourites? Where do we draw the line on Sci-fi being action? Are Danny and Donald Glover actually the same person? There's only one way to find out and that's by listening to your Brasse!The full episode is being released exclusively on the POC Podcast platform on Apple Podcasts, so be sure to subscribe to POC podcasts in order to listen to it. We're also releasing a 20 minute teaser for those of you still on the fence. Sign on up and settle right in, this MKT is a gooood one! Shot for listening!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/TikTok:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeeQYVMP/Email:bioscopebrasse@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.