108.9 The Hawk

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Lillehammer 2 with Pat Byrne!Originally Aired: 9/11/23The Whisp Turlington Show is back, baby! And Whisp swears he didn't destroy the 108.9 The Hawk studios! But do we believe him? Rock legend Little Steven Van Zandt (PAT BYRNE) stops by the Rock and Roll RV with two HUGE announcements!Sponsored by: Promo Hut! Verde Lake Days Fall Concert Series!Guest Starring: Pat Byrne (The Best Show with Tom Scharpling, Meet My Friends The Friends)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, we're still having a ball down at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! This morning, Geoff and Whisp are visited again by the one and only “Jack White” (JON DALY)! Jack slept over at the Beach House last night and mumbled a ton of odd political talking points in his sleep, but the number one thing he wants to talk about this morning is his current tour playing Weezer's Blue Album?A Morning Beach Party: While the guys are at the Beach House, a rockin' Hawk beach party is happening blocks away with live music from FISTER and tons of questionable vendors.Listener Mailbox: Geoff and Whisp dive into the Hawk Listener Mailbox!Secret Sermons: Should more comedians sneak secret sermons into their routines?Sponsored by: Sharney's! BBC8! Shetland Creameries! Brain Juice!Guest Starring: Jon Daly (Fallout, Kroll Show, Big Mouth)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SEASON SIX of 108.9 The Hawk kicks off with a BEACH HOUSE. Not just any beach house, but the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! That's right! ALL of the DJ's (except Jason Gore) are moving in together for the entire summer and they'll broadcast all shows from the Hawk Beach House. The manager for local Hair Metal legends, TWIZ-DED-FAN-TUH-SEA, DINA LEAF (Pam Murphy) stops by to beg Geoff and Whisp to play more Twiz on the radio AND she brings a long a family secret that will ROCK The Geoff & Whisp Show to its core! PLUS:The Val Verde Bay Building Commissioner & Financial Shenanigans: Whisp and Geoff recount how a "little cash" to Donnie Fairchild, the Val Verde Bay Building Commissioner, secured their once-condemned beach house party pad. It turns out Donnie accepts anything – cash, Zelle, Venmo, Verdecoin, and even Lepcoin (the Def Leppard Bitcoin)!Party Sub Shenanigans: Relive the epic rager at the Hawk Beach House featuring Skeet Ulrich and Matthew Lillard, who famously brought a 20-foot party sub from Party Sub King! Witness the chaos as the Sklar Brothers attempt to "Lady and Tramp" the monstrous sandwich.Mickey Rourke, Kegstand, & Alice In Planes: Discover why the Hawk Beach House equipment is sparking! Plus, enjoy the sounds of Val Verde's number one all-female Alice in Chains tribute band, Alice In Planes, who perform aeronautic-themed covers like "Can't Snuff the Rooster (the rooster is a plane)!"And check out some local shows with the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar brought to you by Betbones!Sponsored by:God's Golden BrewParty CrapGuest Starring: Pam Murphy (Krapopolis, 30 Rock, Key and Peele, UCB Theatre)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special treat from the 108.9 The Hawk Patreon - CHAPTER NINE from Whisp Turlington's ongoing audiobook, "Through The Years, Through The Tears."Punk. The Sex Pistols. The Moody Blues. That's all you need to know to prepare for this chapter.108.9 The Hawk SEASON SIX kicks off next week, live from the new 108.9 The Hawk Beach House with special guest Pam Murphy (Krapopolis, Key & Peele, 30 Rock, Whisp's new manager?)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Three Metal Bands with Dave HillThis week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debate over Nazareth versus Judas Priest. The chaos culminates with comedian Dave Hill joining the fray to discuss his upcoming show, opening the brand new Flapper's Comedy Club in Val Verde, which includes a damp cake for the 1700 lucky attendees.Dick Jokes: Yep, Dave Hill's got them, but of the non-penis variety. Peter Cetera's Antics: Whisp and Geoff discuss Peter Cetera's appearance where he was pissed about not being in the new Karate Kid movie.A Big Announcement: It seems 108.9 The Hawk is going to celebrate the summer in style!And: Listen all week for your chance to Cook A Waffle Breakfast with Hoobastank!Sponsored by:Schlittles!And more!Guest Starring: The legendary Dave Hill. More about Dave here: https://www.davehillonline.com/Order Dave's comic here: https://www.midtowncomics.com/product/2421462Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

They may be the NUMBER TWENTY morning show in all of Val Verde, but that isn't stopping Geoff and Whisp from delivering the GOODS. Today, they set a trap and welcome rock merch mogul, JEEF PONDEROSA (DAMIEN FAHEY), to The Geoff and Whisp Show to discuss all of the deadstock rock shirts he has and what the hell is taking so long with the 108.9 The Hawk shirts Whisp ordered from him weeks ago. A Mission Impossible too far?: Geoff and Whisp discuss the latest Mission Impossible trailer and how this one will probably kill Tom Cruise, Whisp's close friend. How Far Would You Go For Status Quo?: You've never heard the band, but how much would you spend on their shirts?Go West: And get your assssssss kicked.Plus, a posthumous single debut from the one and only Jimmy OneMeal!Sponsored by:Sharney'sChannel 8's “Slipknot In This House”Tom Keifer's Blowing LeafersGlockenspiel PondGuest Starring: Damien Fahey (MTV, Family Guy)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

A brand new episode of HAWK ROCK TALK! And in this episode, Jason and Geoff tackle one of the greatest Classic Rock bands in history - CLASSIC ROCK RADIO WOULD NOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THEM! CANADA'S FINEST!RUSH!From beginning to the end, The Hawk covers it all. What does "Roll The Bones" mean for Jason and Geoff? Find out in today's episode of 108.9 The Hawk - HAWK ROCK TALK!Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection to the Scorpions. It's the kind of classic rock morning radio that'll make you question everything.Sponsored by:MishMashFletchie'sFood GulchVal Verde Community CollegeSeabirds BurritosDrugmoreHere's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books." Zimothy's struggle with names, his disdain for James Patterson (except during "Eruption"), and the legacy of his father's "Zavid's Sexy Books" add to the chaos.Sponsored by:Chatbot TherapyBullins Funeral HomeGuest Starring: Mike Drucker (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Mystery Science Theatre 3000)Check out Mike's book, “Good Game, No Rematch!”https://www.harpercollins.com/products/good-game-no-rematch-mike-drucker?variant=43103018024994Here's how to support Val Verde's choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl!"Shit City" vs. "Shit Burrow": The ridiculous debate about Valverde's neighborhoods.Whisp's Rat Tail Obsession: Whisp's intense desire for the rat tail in the wine bottle.Dirtbag Rock: We break down Rock Bottom's controversial past and the coining of "dirtbag rock".Sponsored by: Greg Lake's Spring DaysChannel 8's “Same Damaged Brain”Big Truck: Live from Mike & The MechanicsGuest Starring: Jordan Doll (Werewolf Radar, Just For Laughs, 100 Foot Mustache)Check out Jordan HERE:https://www.jordandoll.party/Here's how to support Val Verde's choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Get ready to have your algorithm rocked! This week on 108.9 The Hawk's Geoff and Whisp Show, we're diving deep into the wild world of influencing with the one and only Mackenzie Mackenzie (Jamie Loftus), feminist icon and social media guru. We're talking TikTok trends, Truth Social tribulations, and how to avoid getting tased by the Val Verde PD. Plus: the inside scoop on Clumpsy, Val Verde's 420-friendly feline, the dangers of free chicken wings, and the premiere of Channel 8++'s new adult animated show, “ASSDOG.”Also, tickets to see Def Leppard this Saturday at the Verde Dome! Just listen for the sounder!Sponsored by:“Songs From The 70's & 80's That Have Been Ruined By Being In Movies And Documentaries About Vietnam” from Val Verde RecordsJohn Cougar SummercampGuest Starring: Jamie Loftus (Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame), The Bechdel Cast, Star Trek: Lower Decks)Listen to Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame) here:https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-sixteenth-minute-of-fame-172216473/Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here's what you can do!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

The Geoff and Whisp Show is back for another legendary radio morning in Val Verde! And if there's one thing they do, they celebrate local businesses! Today, they bring in FLIP TURLEY (Paul Scheer) the new owner of Hard Rock Cafe: Val Verde! And he's got some new ideas involving legendary London rockers, THE ROLLING STONES! Learn about Flip' Stones themed meals! The shape of his urinals! And how the only connection to the Stones he can make is through Ronnie Wood's distant cousin. Geoff and Whisp also talk about Eric Clapton's remakes, The Popcorn Ghost and a surprise guest enters the Rock And Roll RV.A 108.9 THE HAWK YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!Guest Starring: Paul Scheer (How Did This Get Made?, Unspooled, Dark Web)Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8's “Bloody Well Right!”Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here's what you can do!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

108.9 The Hawk is bringing you the ultimate weekend combo: 15 songs from Aerosmith every hour AND all the details on Whisp Turlington's "Here Comes Spring Motherfu*kers Cookout"! First, we dive into our Aerosmith weekend. Get ready for a deep dive into the Columbia and Geffen eras, with some sped-up versions and Chipmunk covers thrown in for good measureThen, get ready for the party of the year! Whisp is inviting everyone (except Paul Schaeffer and maybe Geoff ) to his cookout.Plus, you know Barry Gibb's bringing his Barry Beef! Find out which rockers have their own hot sauces! And Page is doing all of his album, “Outrider,” live at the picnic!Sponsored by: ChestnutsChannel 8's “Farts With A Z”Coopersmith CoffinsFood GulchLove 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here's what you can do!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Buckle up, Val Verde! The Geoff and Whisp Show is here to drag you out of bed with a healthy dose of classic rock! This episode's got it all: ZZ Top's hairy man requirements, the tragic tale of Uncle Petruchio's helium-filled meats, and Whisp's mind-bending encounter with Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, and…”College Ramen?” Plus, we venture into the dangers of Slayer Gulch, get a traffic update from the one and only Art Spart, and ask the tough questions: Are YOU a Toolhead? It's morning radio the way it's supposed to be – loud, and with Whisp and Geoff!Tool In The Sand: Was it worth it just to hear some Bill Hicks?Jason Gore: Shut up and clean the kitchen, Jason!He Ain't No Angel: The ghost of Gregg Allman has appeared at Val Verde Civic CenterSponsored by Shetland Creameries, Brain Juice, Val Verde Christian Fellowship and John Bargain, DDS.Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here's what you can do!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com • And most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Big "Toot Toot" Truck broadcast live from Tuzzard Motors! Do you want a deal on a car from your past that has just been remade by Bucky Tuzzard and his son, Tucky? Then come on down to Tuzzard Motors, right there on the Four Motor Mile! Learn how the Tuzzard's create their vehicles in extremely unconventional ways to give Val Verde car buyers the best deals in town. Go With God, In A Tuzzard: It's the Tuzzard Motors catchphrase.Gallagher Four: Even though they started with on a different path, all Gallagher roads eventually lead to Gallagher.“Top Gun” to “Nerds”: Big Truck hits you with some movie lore.Cerebro - Bucky Tuzzard has one and he knows how to harness its power.Michael Winslow School of Good Voices: All the greats studied here, including Big Truck.Sponsored by:Brandy, BrandyPizza EmporiumCowboy BootTownLove 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads• Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake FogelnestJason Gore is BACK in the co-host chair of the 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock. VR developer, SAGE LUKATHER (Jake Fogelnest) stops by the Hawknest to show off his new Woodstock '99 VR experience. Farmer Dan also stops by to discuss "Fall Festival Days" at Shetland Creameries and take a spin on Sage's VR experience to right some wrongs.Guest Starring: Jake Fogelnest (The Tonight Show, Difficult People, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp)Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:Subscribe to the podcast!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more: https://1089thehawk.com

In this uproarious episode of 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are unexpectedly joined by Triscopher Smith (DC Pierson), a voice-over coach who wanders into their studio and offers to help them improve their ad reads. What ensues is a series of escalating antics, as the hosts try their best to impress their new mentor. Meanwhile, chaos unfolds back at the station as their old rival, 98.6 The Squirt, has returned! Will the show survive? Or will this be the end of 108.9 The Hawk? Farmer Dan's cold read! An in-depth discussion about the merits of Virginia Slim's Seltzer Art Spart's got your MEATS! How coked up was the first Crosby, Stills, and Nash record? Big Truck promotes his upcoming Hawkcast live at Uncle Petruchio's!Sponsored by: I'm Still Sandin', Sharney's and Channel 8!Guest Starring: DC Pierson (The Architect Who Designed New York, Captain America: The Winter Soldier)Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads• Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comKeywords: comedy, podcast, radio, voice over, DC Pierson, improvisation, Val Verde, 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock, Jason Gore, Whisp Turlington, Farmer Dan, Art Spart, UCB Theatre, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Sharney's, classic rock, New York City, talk show, radio show

The Boogie Woogie Flu has taken hold of Val Verde. There is no cure or treatment, so Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are sealed up in the Rock N' Roll RV, giving you the news you need to survive! Big Truck gives you a live report from Hog Street!  He's Not A Real Doctor: But his X handle is MickFleetwoodMD. Mick calls in to discuss the situation with Geoff.  "OOOOOH EEEEEE": The 90's Mellencamp Van Morrison cover of "Wild Night" has a certain effect on Boogie Woogie Flu victims! Animatronic Jim Henson: Uh oh, he's here.Sponsored by: Shitbox Airlines and Absurd ScoopsLove 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads• Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Rockrock Frozen Dinners with Jo FirestoneLegendary rocker, ALEXIS ROCKROCK (JO FIRESTONE) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote her new line of frozen meals, Rockrock Dinners! Whisp has some serious words for Vanessa Kreeve at the Val Verde RagSponsored by Shetland Creameries and Turn It On Again Again!Guest Starring: Jo Firestone as Alexis Rockrock!Featured Guest: Jo Firestone (Dr. Gameshow, After Midnight, The Tonight Show, Joe Pera Talks With You, Teenage Euthanasia)Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads • Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

We love featuring local businesses on The Geoff and Whisp Show, and this week it's Val Verde's favorite water company, Jack Water! Jack Water, Jr. (ZACH CHERRY) has inherited his father, Jack Water's company and he has some serious and urgent plans to bring it into the 21st Century!  I Am The Sheriff: Clapton hits us with his new remake of his previous Marley remake.  A New Garlock PSA: What's The Deal With LED Lights?! Art Spart Traffic: Cheap Trick's in town and causing some serious gridlock!Sponsored by: Michael's McDonald's! The Law Office of Larry Mullen Jr. and Channel 8's “My Two Wives!”Guest Starring: Zach Cherry (Severance, Fallout, Great British Baking Show)Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads • • Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Now that pure ass evil is back in the White House, Whisp Turlington makes a gamble on NewsRadio 8888, by betting big on the return of legendary conservative talk show host, WILLY CRYSTAL (Anthony Atamanuik). BUT… Will Whisp's gamble pay off???Nickelodeon Shows:No other podcast names as many shows as we do in this episode.LEPS:If you're not familiar with Def Leppard's crypto coin, LEPS, it might be too late.One Money Buffet:Listen for a clue from Geoff as to which buffet rocker Eddie Money hit millions in at Sharney's!Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries! Stinky's! And Channel 8's “The Running Man!”Guest Starring: Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show, What We Do In The Shadows)Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch:http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows:https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list:https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Jim Springsteen (with John Murray)Springsteen is coming to the Verde Dome. What Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock discover is that it isn't Bruce Springsteen who's coming… It's his brother, JIM SPRINGSTEEN (John Murray) and his Jim Springsteen Band. They still play all of his brother's songs though. Featured Guest: John Murray (30 Rock, Broad City, Difficult People)Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: A Message from Bucky Tuzzard Shetland CreameriesLove 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Prepare for a sonic assault on your ears as Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock unleash the ultimate countdown of the WORST classic rock covers ever conceived! Broadcasting LIVE from the sometimes-adjacent-to Seabirds Burritos (long story…), Jason and Geoff serve up two-for-one burrito deals alongside a heaping helping of musical travesties. This episode is a wild ride of hot takes, bizarre tangents, and enough cringe-worthy covers to make you question the very fabric of reality.Weezer's Double Dose of Disaster: Jason and Geoff dissecttwo Weezer covers that should have been confined to a dusty demo tape. Why covering Toto is a cardinal sin, why Rivers Cuomo needs to stay in his lane, and why Jason's Weezer back tattoo is a constant source of embarrassment.The Gunt Brothers' Polka-fied "It's Been A While": This Staind cover gets a bizarre polka makeover. Is it ironic? Is it awful? It's definitely…something.AC/DC's Bass-Less "Big Bottom": Angus Young's duck walk can't save this cover from its fundamental lack of bass. Plus, AC/DC's adult diaper line and the "World War II Veterans Who Love AC/DC" Reddit group.Silver Springs: The TikTok Fail: Lindsay Buckingham tries to recreate the viral "Dreams" skateboarder video…with "Silver Springs."The Doors' Coke-Fueled Confusion: Jim Morrison covers "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," and it's exactly as strange as you'd expect. Plus, speculation about Jim Morrison's alleged Coca-Cola bathing habits.Kate Bush's "Super Bowl Shuffle": A Flat-Earther's Delight: Kate Bush tackles the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle, and the results are…unique. Plus, flat-Earth theories and a discussion of weather-controlling machines.Plus, a new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and your updated 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!Sponsored by: Seabirds Burittos!Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN!Subscribe on Apple. Follow on Spotify!Subscribe to our channel on YouTube!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch:http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access to audio and video episodes & bonus shows:https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list:https://1089thehawk.comKeywords: Classic Rock, Worst Covers, Music Podcast, Comedy Podcast, Jason Gore, Geoff Garlock, Seabirds Burritos, Weezer, Toto, AC/DC, Van Morrison, Eric Clapton, Sheryl Crow, Kate Bush, Dweezil Zappa, George Lucas, Pauly Shore, Skid Row, The Doors, Frank Zappa, 108.9 The Hawk, Val Verde, Radio, Funny, Humor, Music Review, Bad Music, Cover Songs, Musical Atrocities, Rock Music, 80s Music, 70s Music, 90s Music.

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Start Hearing Sports (with Joe Wengert)Why did Huey Lewis & The News try to bury this movie? World-renowned filmmaker Jonathan David Martin-David (comedian Joe Wengert) joins The Whisp Turlington Show on 108.9 The Hawk to discuss hisunreleased documentary, "Start Playing Sports," about the iconic 80s band. What secrets does this film hold? Tune in to find out!This episode is packed with Hawk goodness:Exclusive Interview: Go behind the scenes with Jonathan David Martin-David as he reveals the challenges and mysteries surrounding his Huey Lewis & The News project.PSA Legend Alert: Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock delivers a brand new, must-hear public service announcement.Concert Calendar: Get the latest local concert updates from 108.9 The Hawk's own Jason Gore.Featured Guest:Joe Wengert as Jonathan David Martin-David: Joe Wengert is a Los Angeles-based writer and comedian known for his work onBig Mouth. Catch him performing stand-up and improv across LA.Special Thanks to Our Sponsors:Coderssons Coding CompletelyChannel 8's The Queef PatrolLove 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:Subscribe to the podcast!Get official merch:http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows:https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more:https://1089thehawk.com#HueyLewis #HueyLewisAndTheNews #StartPlayingSports #JoeWengert #TheHawk #Podcast #Comedy #Interview #MusicDocumentary #80sMusic #Radio #LosAngeles #TheWhispTurlingtonShow #GeoffGarlock #JasonGore #CoderssonsCodingCompletely #TheQueefPatrol #JonathanDavidMartinDavid

It's a wild ride on The Geoff and Whisp Show as Patrick Cotnoir stops by the show to talk about his podcast and SO MUCH MORE - 108.9 The Hawk STYLE! The Sultans of Swing: Whisp recounts his induction into the prestigious Illuminati-like, Sultans of Swing, an exclusive club founded by Mark Knopfler. "Hey, That's Me": Patrick Cotnoir discusses his new podcast, "Hey, That's Me," where he interviews individuals who worked on movies and TV shows but never got to do commentaries. A ” Vinyl" Controversy: Reminisce about the short-lived HBO series "Vinyl," and the alleged cocaine-fueled demise of the show, involving Mick Jagger and Martin Scorsese. SNL 50 Speculation: Geoff, Whisp and Patrick engage in an outlandish guessing game about potential surprise guests for the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live. Plus, Big Truck broadcasts live from the Sammy Hagar School of Good Driving! And today's episode of The Geoff and Whisp Show is brought to you by FogCar - a new ridesharing service operated by the band, Foghat. Sponsored by: Michael McDonald Hair Institute, Alex VanNeckbraces Guest: Patrick Cotnoir (Hey, That's Me, The George Lucas Talk Show) Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN! Subscribe on Apple. Follow on Spotify! Subscribe to our channel on YouTube! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access to audio and video episodes & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com Keywords: Geoff and Whisp Show, morning radio, comedy podcast, Hey That's Me, Patrick Cotnoir, Vinyl, Mick Jagger, Martin Scorsese, SNL 50th Anniversary, Big Truck, Brain Juice, Predator, The Shawshank Redemption, Andy Dick, 108.9 The Hawk, Jason Gore, Geoff Garlock, George Lucas, Kojak, classic rock, Sammy Hagar, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Illuminati, Sultans of Swing, Carson Daly

This week on the Geoff and Whisp show on 108.9 The Hawk, things get even wilder! From Metallica midnight sales and memos about show introductions, Geoff and Whisp are then joined by Alexi Linkenborg (MATT WALSH) from Spotify, on a mission to keep their podcast on the platform.  Metallica Madness: Geoff and Whisp reminisce about buying Metallica's Black Album at a midnight sale. The Memo: Geoff reveals a memo he sent to Whisp about show introductions. Spotify's Secrets: Alexi from Spotify discusses the platform's algorithm, genre merging, and background music. Richard Marx's Culinary Explosions: A hilarious discussion about Richard Marx's cooking and temper. Art Spart's Birthday Disaster: Art Spart details the chaos caused by his scavenger hunt involving the Necronomicon and Cenobites. The Morning Zoo Phenomenon: Alexi explains why algorithms can't replicate the "Morning Zoo" format. Plus, Celebrity Impressions! A virtual John Popper! And why does Bono owe Whisp ten-thousand dollars? Sponsored by: Sharney's! Hair Dump! And Channel 8's “Live Island!” Guests: Matt Walsh (Not An Artist, Veep, Upright Citizens Brigade) Check out “Not An Artist,” available digitally on January 31st! Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN! Subscribe on Apple. Follow on Spotify! Subscribe to our channel on YouTube! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access to audio and video episodes & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com Keywords: Matt Walsh, Veep, Not An Artist, Jason Gore, Geoff Garlock, Spotify, Podcasts, Morning Zoo, Radio, Classic Rock, Metallica, Richard Marx, Algorithm, Streaming Music, Val Verde, 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp, Art Spart, Traffic, Cenobites, Hellraiser, Puzzles, Scavenger Hunt, John Mellencamp, Bono, Kiss, Blues Traveler, Sheryl Crow, Celebrity Impressions, Cloning

Welcome back to Val Verde's Number One Classic Radio Station, 108.9 The Hawk! Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock start 2025 with a BANG as their guest is the one and only, “Woman (Katie Rich).” That's right. THE WOMAN. If you listened to rock radio in Chicago in the 90's, you'll immediately recognize The Woman's voice as she was an integral part of many morning and afternoon radio shows.  Mandatory Breast Implants: Yep, The Woman's co-workers made her get them. Oh, You Will Drive 55: Even though Samuel Hagar lost the election for Mayor, his 55mph declaration is still being implemented and Val Verde is pissed! Art Spart has your traffic update. No More Interns: Find out why 108.9 The Hawk can no longer have interns.  Collective Soul Tickets: Listen for your chance to win Collective Soul tickets all week long on The Hawk! Sponsored by: Nirvana Shirt Warehouse and Two Dogs from Phil Collins! Guest Starring: Katie Rich (Saturday Night Live, Chicago Party Aunt, Harley Quinn) Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

HAWK. ROCK. TALK. RETURNS. The first in a THREE (yes, THREE) part series on one of the most legendary classic rock bands of all time - THE ROLLING STOOOONNNNNES. In Part One, Jason and Geoff cover the Stones albums and singles from the first album through "Beggars Banquet!" GET YOUR STONES ON! Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

So many great moments from 2024 that we had to do TWO episodes to get them all in! In this episode enjoy greats like Dave Holmes! Kristen Bartlett! Rekha Shankar! Danny Tamberelli! Natasha Vaynblat! Caissie St. Onge! Will Hines! Bobby Moynihan! And so many more! Local weatherperson, Greg Fresca (Dave Holmes) sings the praises of Val Verde Extreme Heat Days! Moms For Freedom spokeswoman, Jill Jurgens (Kristen Bartlett) gives a haunting warning of what Halloween candy will contain this year. COMMERCIAL: The Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company COMMERCIAL: Wish You Were Beer Dr. Shelia Hands (Rekha Shankar) completely rebuilt the hands of Chris Martin from Coldplay. Whisp remembers a time when the classic rock band, Blackfoot attacked him with their Train, Train.  Danny Tamberelli was just on-air at KSLOB and apparently they have a better green room spread than the one in the Rock & Roll RV! Linda Labs (Natasha Vaynblat) talks about her new earplug business, Cork Plugz. Crystal Parker (Caissie St. Onge) has desperately been trying to pitch a reality show based on her cheer squad and her cheer coaching practices.  Long Flyball bassist, Jeff Weatherman (Will Hines) explains why his Outfield tribute band only plays “Your Love.” COMMERCIAL: Val Verde Christian Fellowship COMMERCIAL: Dave Matthews Pest Control Got ED? Then try out Black Crowes erectile dysfunction product, CROWES. Channel 8 has a new “Running Man” style game show called “Steve Miller's Take The Money And Run.” Bobby Moynihan vs. Mayor Lee Roth. FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! DJ Buttafuoco (Sean O'Connor) on his current relationship with the chicken finger chain, Raising Canes. 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar Art Spart Traffic: Mungo Jerry Risky Jake's, a new sponsor of The Geoff and Whisp Show. Dan Luis Obispo (Aaron Burdette) on Clarita, the giant Gundam he built in front of his trailer.  Paul Beauchamp (Brian Wecht) explains why smooth jazz musicians keep their secrets. Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Expert, Bob Panachowski (Joe Kwaczala) on Tom Petty. COMMERCIAL: A PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock COMMERCIAL: Flemington Laxatives Sir Paul McCartney (Pat Cassels) joins Geoff and Whisp backstage at the Verde Dome. Why are The Mattress Boys of Val Verde hacking Chainsley Reddit (Alise Morales)?! Jeff Nighty (Jordan Morris) on his dad's mattress business and the magic of the Steve Miller mattress. Mike Kelton on his very real podcast, Beyond with Mike Kelton! “At The Top.” Whisp Turlington from the “At The Top” Original Motion Picture Soundtrack. 1993. Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE'S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Putting together a Best Of episode is one of the hardest things to do. There's only so much you can put in and we will definitely add that 2024 was a banner year for The Hawk in terms of bits and guests. So you won't get EVERYTHING in a Best Of, which is why this is in TWO PARTS! But even then, you're not going to get all of your favorites. Many Hawkheads picked their favorites and many of them went in. Also, if you're looking for an easy way to get into 108.9 The Hawk or get your friends into it, these are the episodes to share! Whisp Turlington (Jason Gore) introduces the “New” 108.9 The Hawk that he's paying for. Don Valley (James Adomian) wraps up his overnight shift on 108.9 The Hawk. Hope you like “Peg” and “Aqualung!” COMMERCIAL: Michael's McDonalds 2 COMMERCIAL: Ball Pit Warehouse Here's how former Astronaut Charley “Clunk” Bottoms (John Hodgman) helped Stanley Kubrick fake the moon landing! Whisp explains to James III and Geoff about how “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice” is just Tim Burton's version of the law drama, “The Firm.” Handsome “Gary” Tornado (DC Pierson) runs down all of the talent playing at Val Verde University's Quad Jam '24. Mary Houlihan talks about her comedic formula and plays a game of “Celebrity Impressions. COMMERCIAL: Weird Airport Burritos COMMERCIAL: Eliminator Motors Bobby Moynihan remembers his time on New York City morning radio with “Tommy And The Piss.” Does Jimi Hendrix have to play with every dead musician in Heaven? Frankie Giambatista (Chris Gethard) gives his predictions for the Val Verde University Assholes college basketball team while coming face to face with his now monstrous former board-op, Franklin. Don Valley (James Adomian) explains what the overnight shift is all about, again and again. Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE'S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com So much more and many more guests to come in Part Two! Available on Monday 1/6/25!

The marching band is ready. The floats are moving. And an annual Val Verde tradition is here. Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from Hog Street giving you a rundown of all the festive magic of this year's Val Verde Couple Days Before Christmas Annual Christmas Parade! Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE'S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welp, when you're the number one radio station in Val Verde, it just makes sense to play around with the format, right? That's at least what Boss Ron thinks and this morning, he's changed 108.9 The Hawk into DOOBIE 108.9. All Doobie Brothers. All The TIME! Doobie Traffic: Skunk Baxter and Michael McDonald fill in for Art Spart to deliver all your Doobie traffic. From Hawk to Doobie: A Radio Transformation Doob2: How did the Doobie Brothers influence U2? Hawkcast: Big Truck broadcasts live from the opening of Burger Tools, the Home Improvement themed fast food joint. Plus, the Doobie were once slated to be in the film, “Problem Child 3?!” Whisp fondly remembers his father, Burlington Turlington and shares a story about the creation of the Marvel character, Groot. This episode is sponsored by: Shetland Creameries And Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock wants you to get smarter using “Brain Juice.” Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE'S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

It seems that All Bets are Off in the 7AM hour of today's Geoff and Whisp Show! Who's Gonna Die First? We're breaking it down with all your favorite musicians! GeoffANON: Whisp has had enough of Geoff's conspiracy theories. Monster Butt: The worst Jeff Dunham puppet has come to life! Seger's Pies: There's a new menace making pizza in Val Verde, Bob Seger! Cocaine Wings: Why can't we buy them anymore!? And Geoff and Whisp wrap up the 7AM hour with their famous “I'm Fu*king Sick Of It” segment! Plus a new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar and PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! And another new Clapton song?! This episode is sponsored by: Flemington Laxatives Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE'S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

For years, the organizers of the Annual Val Verde BeatleCon have been emailing Sir Paul McCartney (played by Pat Cassels), begging him to perform at the Con at the Verde Dome. This year, for the 48th iteration, it actually worked! Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from backstage at BeatleCon, running down all the performers and sitting down for an interview with a legendary, Paul McCartney! Macca at Sea: Instead of stories about Hamburg or Liverpool, McCartney shares some of his favorite stories about the sea! Election Recap: It was Election Day in Val Verde yesterday and Whisp and Geoff are still reeling from the results. Freejack: Who knew that Geoff and Whisp would bond with Paul McCartney over their love for the 90's film, “Freejack.” “I would take a Rutle!”: Sometimes when you're at the end of your rope, you'd love for a Rutle to come around! Especially at BeatleCon! This episode is sponsored by: Wish You Were Beer Shetland Creameries Shitbox Airlines Guest Starring: Pat Cassels (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Atlas Obscura, CollegeHumor) Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE'S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

The Fourth Hour Usually, when you listen to 108.9 The Hawk, you're listening to the first hour of The Geoff and Whisp Show, the number one morning show in Val Verde. Today, we mix it up and you get THE FINAL HOUR. THE FOURTH HOUR. And oooh baby, it ain't nothing like the first hour.  The Rage of Ed Begley Jr.: Ed was a guest in the first hour and he's still in the green room for the 9am hour, and everything will be fine as long as Scotty doesn't give him any liquids! Fripp VS. Beat: Art Spart gives you the traffic rundown and how legendary prog rocker, Robert Fripp's battle with the members of Beat is causing serious gridlock in Val Verde! Community Calendar: All of the great upcoming events in Val Verde! Do you want to purchase Neil Young's favorite train set? Or maybe you're a fan of some of the weirdest sized batteries at Battery Fest! Catch up with all of the TikTok's you've missed at the “Nobody Watched It TikTok-A-Thon” at the Val Verde Vertical Movie Theatre! The Train Train: What is it and why does Whisp fear it?! Sponsored by: Bad Company Fudge Company Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company And… The Hawk Trees are back?! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today's Episode: Harper Lawson, Hawk Intern (with Ashley Nicole Black) Originally Aired on July 10, 2023 Social media influencer HARPER LAWSON (ASHLEY NICOLE BLACK) gets an internship at 108.9 The Hawk at her high school teacher's recommendation. Are the DJ's from The Whisp Turlington Show COOL enough for Harper? Sponsored by Farnsworth Chocolate Turd! Joe Perry's Let The Washer Do The Washing! 108.9 The Hawk Thin Lizzy PSA! Tiny Fork! Coderssons Coding Completely! And check out the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Guest Starring: Ashley Nicole Black (Bad Monkey, A Black Lady Sketch Show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Ted Lasso, Shrinking) as Harper Lawson! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

That's right. On this day in 1974, the tubes warmed up - the transmitter whirred and the first sounds of 108.9 The Hawk blasted over the airwaves in the Val Verde Valley. And since you only get one 50th Anniversary, Whisp Turlington is pulling out all of the stops, calling in every single celebrity favor to make this an anniversary party you will remember forever! Sponsored by Drugmore, The Steak Hole, No Sugar Tonight Diner, Vanessee Starr's, Channel 8's National Lampoon's Speed Trap, Taco Tuesday, and a Belly Full of Led! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Sure, Jason and Geoff have written over 700+ commercials on 108.9 The Hawk. But now it's time for the FANS to choose. That's right HawkHeads. We asked you for some of your favorite commercials throughout the history of 108.9 The Hawk AND YOU CHOSE some of the absolute best. Not only are you getting newly remastered versions of these commercials, you're also getting the FULL version of our Pink Floyd Sharney's Parody, “Uncomfortably Full,” which has never been released BEFORE.  You asked for them. You got them. The hottest classic rock comedy radio commercials in the world. With classics like Peter Gabriel Sharney's, Vince Neil's Too Hot For Pizza, Michael's McDonald's, Hot Yogurt, Seabirds Burritos, Mr Big and Talls, Pizza Emporium, Shetland Creameries, Metallifuel, Jefferson Starchips and MORE.  40 commercials. 60 minutes.  If you've ever wanted to get a taste of what 108.9 The Hawk is all about, or wanted to give your friends a bite to get them into it - Well, here's an effin' fork. Dig in, my friend! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today's Episode: The Frank Zappa Morning Show (with Julie Klausner) Originally Aired on September 26, 2022 Boss Ron is trying some new things and this time he's paired Whisp Turlington with the Hawk's latest "star" DJ, Greg Lemonsour. They are joined in-studio by Cindy Ravine (played by Julie Klausner), the world's biggest Frank Zappa fan. Cindy is working to start a Frank Zappa Morning Show and hopes to learn some tips from Whisp and Greg. Also featuring the latest single from "Billy Squier," "NyQuil Chicken!" Zappa's Shoes. Soda Dad by FISTER. Burger Tools and more! Guest Starring: Julie Klausner (Difficult People, Double Threat, Kids In The Hall, Schmigadoon) Julie has relaunched her classic podcast, “How Was Your Week?” Listen here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/how-was-your-week/ Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

The one and only BOBBY MOYNIHAN stops by the Rock & Roll RV to plug his upcoming weekend shows at Dingbats! Friends Reunited: Bobby and newly indicted Mayor Lee Roth went to high school together so get ready for one tearful reunion. Ch-Ch-Ch-Churchill Off: The contest of the century! Garlock. Moynihan. Who can do the best Winston Churchill impression?! Radio Days: Whisp and Bobby share stories about the competing stations in New York City they worked on - WMTN “The Mountain” for Whisp and “108 The Dog” for Bobby. Jamie Too Farr?: Oh yeah, they go there. And Alan Alda wasn't too pleased in the green room, we'll tell you that much. Plus, the guys talk about how Drugmore already has their Valentines candy out, Art Spart gives you the breakdown on DivorceCon 2024 and how it's impacting your morning commute, Eric Clapton's doing commercials for Flappers now, new Sean Connery themed mugs at Juggggs Mug Emporium  - AND stick around for some Saturday Night Live chat in the interview that you do not want to miss! Sponsored by: The Doobie Bros. Present: Black Water Waterpark, Tiny Fork, Nirvana Shirt Warehouse, and The Steak Hole. Guest Starring: Bobby Moynihan (Saturday Night Live, Mr. Mayor, Who Me?, Lego Star Wars: Rebuild The Galaxy, Ducktales) Pick up a copy of “Not All Sheep Are Boring”: https://www.amazon.com/Not-All-Sheep-Are-Boring/dp/0593407032 Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today's Episode: Liquid Lunchtime! Originally Aired on January 3, 2022 Get out those lunch sacks and THROW THEM IN THE RIVER! It's time for the 108.9 The Hawk All Request Liquid Lunchtime with your hosts, Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock! Phone lines are open! GLUG GLUG! NO SOLIDS FOR LUNCH, PLEASE! Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries, Enuff Z'Nuff Lawyers, Mike & The Mechanics, Gal Gerde and a promo from Big Truck! Special Guests: Danielle Grace, Marshall Stratton, Graham Techler, Emily Gore and Adam Maid Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

It's the annual 108.9 The Hawk Halloweeeeeen episode! Jill Jurgens (played by Kristen Bartlett) from “Moms For Freedom” stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk Halloween candy safety and she definitely knows exactly what contraband Val Verdians will be sticking in their candy this year. Edgar Winter?: Yep, he's here, but he's refusing to play “Frankenstein.” Trad Wife, Trad Life: Not only is Jill Jergens a “Mom For Freedom,” she's also a “Trad Wife” and Geoff and Jill have to explain to Whisp just what this is. The Raccoons Are Back: And they're causing one hell of a Butterfinger related traffic jam. Art Spart will get ya where you need to go. Jill's Kids: Are they real and do two of them share the same name? Plus, is AC/DC's  “Back In Black” a Halloween song? And Jugggg's Mug Emporium has ALL the Halloween mugs you could want. We run them down for you! Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) Sponsored by: Shelley's Jellies! Thin and Loose Clothing Warehouse! Tom Kiefer's Ghost Blowing Leafers! And a Halloween message from Sharney's. Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Fright Night in Val Verde? Not so fast! Police Chief Joe Pitzola (Dan Klein) joins Whisp and Geoff in the Rock & Roll RV to address the rumors of the "Verde Stabber" and assure the community that Halloween fun is still on!  Plus spooky movie recommendations, a killer haunted house attraction, and a hauntingly delicious pizza deal! Episode Highlights: Interview with Val Verde Police Chief Joe Pitzola (Dan Klein): Get the latest updates on the "Verde Stabber" case and Chief Pitzola's safety tips for a frightfully fun Halloween! Halloween Movie Recommendations: Channel 8 brings the chills with "Slaughter In Massacre Woods" and "The Seventh Judas Principle!" Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood's Haunted Memorial Mental Hospital House: Prepare to be scared at this epic Halloween attraction! Pizza Emporium Deal: Fuel your Halloween adventures with a delicious pizza deal from Pizza Emporium! Guest Starring: Dan Klein (A.P. Bio. Great News, Wet Hot American Summer, Comedy Bang! Bang!) Check out Dan's podcast, Bible Brothers: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bible-brothers/id1507819011 Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Geoff and Whisp are visited by the world's only guitar surgeon, Dr. Shelia Hands (Rekha Shankar). Find out what guitar legends Dr. Hands has operated on! Who got extra fingers?! Guitar God Unleashed: Dr. Sheila Hands, the world's leading guitar surgeon, reveals the secrets behind transforming ordinary guitarists into shredding legends. Classic Rock Trivia Battle: Test your knowledge, Val Verde, and win BIG in our new trivia game! Val Verde's Sandworm Crisis: Experience the panic and chaos as the town faces a terrifying invasion of sandworms. How will Reba McEntire save the day?! Bones All Around: Find out who got a bone from Canadian “Life Is A Highway” rocker, Tom Cochrane! Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries; Flenderson's Horse Bags; Channel 8's Crypt of the Eyeless Horde; Rock Dolls Guest Starring: Rekha Shankar (Smartypants, Dropout, Grand Crew, Digman, Vulture Comedian You Should Know 2024) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today's Episode: Hair House with Mikki Mackmack Originally Aired on Dec 27, 2021 Get out your Aqua Net cause it's time for HAIR HOUSE with MIKKI MACKMACK on 108.9 The Hawk! Brought to you by DENISE'S TAKE & BAKE WAREHOUSE! TOM KIEFER'S BLOWIN' LEAFERS! VAL VERDE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL! And ROCK DOLLS!  Special Guests: Kristen Bartlett as Leslie Branscomb Emily Gore as Michelle Sally Dabs Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Buckle up for a wild ride! Jason Gore returns to 108.9 The Hawk, sparking questions about his motives and reception. Plus, find out the NEW name of Poseidon Radio's rebranded 108.9 The Hawk, relive the glory of hair metal with Mikki Mackmack's return, and dive into the bizarre world of the "French Doctor Who" starring Whisp Turlington! Jason Gore Returns: The OG host makes a surprise comeback, leaving listeners wondering about the future of the show. Station Rebrand Alert: Find out what Poseidon Radio is calling their new incarnation of 108.9 The Hawk! Hair Metal Throwback: Mikki Mackmack joins the crew, bringing back a blast from the past. French Doctor Who? Discover the truth about Whisp Turlington's mysterious 70s TV role. New Eric Clapton Single (Again!) The boys share their thoughts on Clapton's latest musical offering. Plus: Geoff and Whisp discuss their favorite Carl Weathers movie, "Ticonderoga Two." Learn about the Mandela Effect mug craze sweeping Val Verde East! Sponsored by: Bruce Springsteen's Brilliant Disguises, Channel 8's “The Queef Patrol,” Bob Seger's Like A Rock Climbing Gym, Pizza Emporium! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.co

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today's Episode: Every Last Drop (with Gil Ozeri) Originally Aired on June 26, 2023 WARNING: The FCC has fined 108.9 The Hawk for this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," but we are leaving it up so it can remain part of the historical record.In this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," the self-proclaimed "biggest slut in rock and roll history," Sunset, has come on the show to promote his new tell all book, "Every Last Drop." Whisp immediately orders Scotty to turn on the four hour delay. This, my friends, is a hot and steamy one. Proceed with caution. Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! Jeff "Skunk" Baxter's Ponytail Warehouse! A Belly Full of Led! Pizza Emporium! And the latest edition of the 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Guest Starring: Gil Ozeri (Big Mouth, #blackAF, Curb Your Enthusiasm) as Sunset! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Calling all aspiring TikTok stars! Get ready to learn from the best as former wrestler and current TikTok influencer, DJ Buttafuoco (played by Sean O'Connor), joins the Geoff and Whisp Show for a masterclass on conquering the platform! Raising Cane's Review Extravaganza: Dive into DJ Buttafuoco's hilarious obsession with the fast-food chain Raising Cane's, and his quest to review every location! His Son's TikTok Account: Buttafuoco explains how he gained control of his son's TikTok account and his motivations for taking it! Dead & Co. Ticket Giveaway: Win tickets to see Dead & Co. at Val Verde's iconic Big Ball venue (think Las Vegas Sphere, but bigger!) Sir Chompington's Foodie Adventures: Meet DJ Buttafuoco's nephew, Sir Chompington, another rising TikTok star reviewing all the Sharney's locations in Val Verde (prepare to be charmed by his voice!) Plus, discuss the state of the entertainment industry with a satirical review of Eric Clapton's latest remake, "No Heaven '27.” Geoff and Whisp get it all out with a new segment, “I'm Fucking Sick Of It!” And wait until you hear Whisp's “Ben Gibbard” impression! Sponsored by: Spurtz, Shetland Creameries, Betbones, Channel 8's "Spatterfucks" Guest: Sean O'Connor (Solar Opposites, Close Enough, The Late Late Show with James Corden) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today's Episode: The Willy Crystal Show (with Anthony Atamanuik) Originally Aired on February 28, 2022 Jason and Geoff try to wrap up a PERFECT edition of the New 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show when they are interrupted by ValleyNewsRadio8888 host, Willy Crystal (Anthony Atamanuik), who arrives early for his fill in shift for Big Truck. Big Truck broadcasts live from the grand opening of the 8th Sharney's in Val Verde! Art Spart finally gives us the traffic. The episode is brought to you by Sharney's. No one eats for free at Sharney's. Guest: Anthony Atamanuik (Don't Panic, Coffee With Tony, The President Show, What We Do In The Shadows) Check out Don't Panic with Anthony Atamanuik: https://wondery.com/shows/dont-panic/ Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Legendary radio DJ, Don Valley (played by James Adomian) has to extend his usual overnight shift on 108.9 The Hawk, due to a misfire in the 5am hour by our sister station, 8888 ValleyNewsRadio. And since he's up at 6am, he might as well hang out with Geoff and Whisp and talk all things radio! Radio Tragedy: Don Valley recounts tragic events at previous stations, including a fire and a near-death experience. Don Valley's Unique Eating Habits: Don Valley shares his unusual eating schedule due to his late-night work. New Program Director: The station has a new Program Director, Randall Zimmern. Art Spart Traffic Report: Lasagna Junction has collapsed again, causing traffic delays. Hawk Too-ah For Tuesday: The show features a special segment dedicated to songs chosen by the "Hawk Too-ah Girl." This episode is sponsored by: Dave Matthews Pest Control Channel 8's “Soft Focus” Val Verde Memorial Hospital Tom Kiefer's Halloween Leafers Sharney's Guest Starring: James Adomian (Harley Quinn, Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, Close Enough, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) Check out James' latest comedy special - “Path of Most Resistance” here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/path Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today's Episode: The Whisp Turlington Show Originally Aired on December 6, 2021 The first time Geoff and Whisp meet!!! Jason Gore has an emergency and asks radio legend and host of the Vinyl Winery, WHISP TURLINGTON, to fill in. Whisp shares stories with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock about his truly amazing career, including a clip from 1988 of his previously syndicated show, RockNights. Boss Ron's son, Ronny Dalton promotes his new black metal show, Hell Hole. Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com