108.9 The Hawk

Happy Halloween, you slobs! The FM transmitter is blasting some of your favorite Halloween and spooky moments from 108.9 The Hawk! With guests like Kristen Bartlett and Dan Klein! Farmer Dan's Hellgate! The Pepper Portal! Shelley's Jellies and more!Happy Halloween from Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk!Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you'll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.••Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are once again joined by comedian, artist, friend of the show and road dawg Mary Houlihan on The Geoff & Whisp Show.Mary drops by to announce her new gig hosting “Kill Tony” (“It's the same show — just nicer”), talk about 300 weeks on tour, her upcoming four-hour stand-up spectacular at Flapper's Casino, and her growing real estate empire in Val Verde.Meanwhile, Whisp begins to suspect he might be a sex robot built by Talon's Labs, Art Spart has a breakdown during traffic, and Geoff's nephew Geordie Garlock finally asks: Who are the Dream Police?Plus:The dark history of Val Verde Community College film studies professor, Professor Grimp.Phones ring on the topic “What's The Dirtiest Word You Know?”Why Mary's VIP karaoke meet-and-greet might be the most intense fan experience everWhether funny's funny is the only moral law left in America. We'll be the ones deciding that one!And a brand new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!Sponsored by Channel 8's Splatterfucks and a Halloween PSA from Zane from Fister!Guest Starring: Mary Houlihan!Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you'll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Fun Drop Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk, and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome Pittsburgh rock promoter Jack Lundy (played by comedian Joe Kwaczala) — and he just won't stop remembering.From Cream to Chicago, The Doors to The Bee Gees, Jack can't resist reminiscing about every band that ever existed, while Geoff and Whisp try to keep the show together, Scotty drops Napoleon Dynamite quotes, breaking the standing “No Drops From Napoleon Dynamite” rule!Mystery Sound: Whisp tries to distract Jack with an old-fashioned game of Mystery SoundGreg Lemonsour Meltdown: The Hawk's dusty-groove music director joins in, only to be completely steamrolled by Lundy's endless roll call of rock legends.Art Spart's Traffic Report: Val Verde's favorite traffic reporter tries to get through his segment, but Jack hijacks it to talk about Traffic (the band).Sponsored by Balloonapalooza, Joe Elliott's Sugar Pouring Warehouse and Pizza Emporium!Guest Starring: Joe Kwaczała!Check out information about Joe's movie, American Comic, here: https://americancomicfilm.com/Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Here's how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you'll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's All-Request Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk!Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock open up the request lines and yell about some of the things bothering them this morning - you know, like every morning radio show. An in-depth debate about the infamous Dogboy at the Shartlesburg State Fair (and whether his paws were sanitary enough to handle funnel cakes).Geoff attempts a spot-on Dogboy impression (debatable).A detour into Hannity & Colmes (…or was it Pete Holmes?) morning radio theater.Sticky's Barbecue Shack mysteriously burns down mid-broadcast while Jason is supposed to be live on-site.Business Roundup returns: Full-O-Water Gas Station, Twozy Onesie vs Onesie Twozy, The Ache Shack (no breathing hole!), and Billy Idol's Bounce Weddings — yes, Billy Idol might personally set up your bounce house wedding and eat your hors d'oeuvres.Plus: Good Geoff Facts finally gets its own sounder, we discover what a Fog Hat might look like.Sponsored by Medieval Fights and Dave Matthews Pest Control!Want to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here's how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you'll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome their longtime friend Bo Merman — Val Verde's legendary Rock & Roll Lifeguard — played by comedian Jon Gabrus.Bo shares outrageous stories from decades guarding Val Verde's pools, rivers, and hot tubs:Gene Simmons getting his tongue stuck in a pool filterJimmy Buffett blasting angel dust at the Val Verde Community PoolMichael McDonald cannonballing into… questionable waters.Iman destroying Bo in a poolside fight.The birth of USA's “Renegade” after Lorenzo Lamas drunkenly crashed a motorcycle poolsideForgotten cult VHS classics like Boogles Plus: the Hawk crew battles over who's the greatest Southern Rock band of all time, unpacks Molly Hatchet's hive mind, and previews this year's mysterious Rocktober Prize Package! And two new PSA's from Geoff Garlock and Major Dad.Guest Starring: Jon Gabrus (Action Boyz, Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally)Want to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here's how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you'll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.••Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Geoff and Whisp reveal the winner of 108.9 The Hawk's “DJ For A Day Contest,” Dutch Swanson (Matt Gourley), a 104-year-old Val Verde resident, WWII vet, and Judy Blume's alleged ghostwriter (?!)Contest Winner Gone Wild: Dutch thinks he's won cash, gift cards, or at least a rain stick for the Tool & Die Festival. Instead, he's handed the mic. Judy Blume Confessions: Dutch claims authorship of Super Fudge, Forever, and Winds of War. According to him, there are “no atheists in foxholes—or in a Scottsdale motel room with Judy Blume.Weather Report (Sort Of): Instead of saying “cold,” Dutch unleashes a rant about foxholes, mutton chops, and Sideburns Festivals.Community Calendar: Tinker Tailor Soldier Pie eating contest, the canceled Goatee Fest and more!Name That Director – 90s Edition!Plus, payola scams, Rascal Flatts debates, a PSA from Geoff and a man with a tortoise-shell carapace for half a body. Sponsored by:Pizza EmporiumJanie's Got GunsGuest Starring: Matt Gourley (Superego, With Gourley & Rust, Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)How to Support Val Verde's Second Choice for RockWant to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here's how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you'll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Actor/comedian Matt Hobby (Young Sheldon) stops by the Rock & Roll RV as entrepreneur Kai Fanning to pitch his bizarre luxury compound, Stay Living—a place that promises to be Safe, Thrilling, Affordable… and You Never Leave.Geoff and Whisp dig into Kai Fanning's plans for:Muscle-bound Bichon Frises patrolling behind barbed-wire fencesAn 800-lane bowling alley and four-story arcadeA Riverboat Casino (pending Val Verde's mysterious ballot measure S7A43)Raising Cane's chicken fingers as the official food of the complexAnd the true meaning behind “You Never Leave”Also, Sharon Stone gossip, Gordon Ramsay's lost reality show Hell Nightmare, the forgotten '90s Jeremy Piven film Asshouse, David Lee Roth's cryptocurrency empire, why Whisp will never fund a GoFundMe, and even the mysterious identity of El Fornado.Sponsored by:Bad Company Fudge Company!Steve's Discount Concrete!Guest: Matt HobbyHow to Support Val Verde's Second Choice for RockWant to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here's how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you'll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Classic Hawk: Val Verde Pet Rescue with John GemberlingOriginally Aired: 7/11/22Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome a very special guest: Simon Corunne, the frazzled owner of Val Verde Pet Rescue (played by John Gemberling). Simon's got some big problems on his hands—and he's hoping The Hawk can help.Meanwhile, Jason Gore checks in live from the grand opening of Buster Poindexter's Hot Hot Hot Springs. Keanu Reeves swings by to promote his latest romantic comedy, Hey Girl, It's Me. And yes, Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson treats listeners to a preview of brand-new Tull material.But that's not all—because we've got one burning question for you: Who is Mark Davidson, and who hit him? Hit play and FIND OUT.Guest StarringJohn Gemberling (Broad City, Fat Guy Stuck In Internet, The Phoney and Call-y Show) Support Val Verde's Second Choice for Rock – 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube, or wherever you get your shows.Visit our website & join the mailing list: 1089thehawk.comGet early access & bonus shows on Patreon: patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Val Verde's tenth favorite radio station welcomes comedian Kylie Brakeman to the Hawk airwaves as Randy Bone, owner of BETBONES, the only sportsbook where you can literally lose your bones when your bet goes bad.From Olive Garden breadstick debates to a bone-powered car meant to solve the energy crisis, Randy Bone proves to be one of Val Verde's strangest and most visionary “business leaders.” Things get heated when Geoff bets his fibula (and later, a finger) on a friendly game of “Who Said It?”A Slayer Gulch water treatment plant boil notice that leads to unexpected Slayer album discourse.Spiciest mis-sent texts from Val Verde callers, including one too many involving moms.The revelation that Pastor Bone, Randy's late father, was both a preacher and a drag racer.The terrifying yet oddly wholesome vision of the Bonesmobile — a car made entirely of bones, powered by bones, for the children of Val Verde.Art Spart gets real with traffic and the fact that school is back in Val Verde, whether you want it or not!Kylie on her real-world projects: her one-woman character show Linda Hollywood's Big Hollywood Night and her podcast Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.Sponsored by:Get "Forever Full" at Sharney's!Steve's Discount Concrete!Guest: Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman)Check out her podcast Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists on all platforms.How to Support Val Verde's Second Choice for RockWant to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here's how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you'll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Classic Hawk: Movie Music Magic with Pat CasselsOriginally Aired: 7/31/23Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock keep The Whisp Turlington Show rolling, this time joined by world-famous music supervisor Glenallen Mixon (played by Pat Cassels). If you've ever heard a song needle-dropped into a movie, odds are Glenallen—or his legendary father, Standard Mixon—had a hand in placing it.Along the way:Callers desperately try to guess what dog name Jason and Geoff are thinking of.A trip through the Community Calendar.A very special PSA from Mikki Mackmack.Plus, brand-new Hawk sponsors: Sharney's, Waldo's Factory Strike, and Fletchies!Guest starring: Pat Cassels (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, CollegeHumor, Adam Ruins Everything) as Glenallen Mixon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums! This time Geoff and Jason tackle the classic CLASSIC ROCK album, "Breakfast In America" by Supertramp! This is an album you just cannot get away from when listening to classic rock radio. Also, did you know Supertramp was British?! One of us knew! Will Jason and Geoff love this album?A nice preview of the type of extra content you can find on the Hawk Patreon! Subscribe today at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk!"Gimme Those Bones with Kylie Brakeman" coming NEXT WEEK! So maybe don't bet any of your bones at Betbones before then! Your call! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Val Verde, strap in. The Boss himself joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock for an episode that blows the doors off the very stinky Rock & Roll RV that Geoff lives in. Legendary improviser John Murray becomes Bruce Springsteen, Zooming in live from his legendary album vault to reveal the kind of stories you'll never hear anywhere else:75 Albums in the Vault: Bruce casually admits he's been recording nonstop, stockpiling 75+ unreleased albums — including novelty songs (“Baby Bikini”), stomp experiments, rap-country hybrids, and even an all-gum chewing project.NebraskaTown the Movie: Bruce explains how he secretly directed his own life story while wearing masks of Scorsese, Lucas, and John Milius.Springsteen Covers the '90s: Hear Love Shack reimagined as a dirge about Reaganomics, and Lisa Loeb's Stay belted out Born in the U.S.A. style.What's The Nastiest Thing You've Done in a Movie Theater: Listeners call in, but Bruce tops them all.Sponsored by Farmer Dan Owns Your Favorite Songs, JUGGGGS Mug Emporium and Turn It On Again AgainGuest:John Murray (UCB, The Bosscast, Old Yorkers) as Bruce SpringsteenHere's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney's has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who's here to explain why the legendary buffet chain is turning bad food and lots of it… into mid food and less of it.Sharney's Shake-Up: 82 locations sold off to the Schurzabich Corporation—because who needs endless buffets and multiple dead bodies in fridges?From Buffets to Fidget Spinners: Turns out Sharney's new owners made their billions selling anxiety spinners during the pandemic. The New Buffet: Say goodbye to taco stations and hello to fountains of chocolate, salsa, and boiling hot sawmill gravy (bring burn cream).Kids Menu Games: What does Applebee's serve vs. Sharney's? Expect Big Crunch tenders and Little Cheeser burgers, plus plenty of clown horns.Beach House: What's with all the creaking sounds?!Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for a wild ride through the decade of frosted tips, questionable CD purchases, and every band you half-remember! On this episode of The Geoff and Whisp Show on 108.9 The Hawk, we break down the true path to owning the 1990's — Val Verde style.From Right Said Fred and Gin Blossoms to Bad Religion's Crazy Taxi soundtrack fame, Farmer Dan's jaw-dropping purchase of 500+ 90's bands (thanks to $43 billion and a shady deal with Monsanto & KISS manager, Doc McGee) will have you questioning reality.ALSO:The bizarre business of buying obscure 90's bands (and why Farmer Dan might explode if he stops performing).Queen's Fat Bottom Girls origins and the lost anthem “Big Junk Woman.”Hollow Man as the creepiest invisible pervert in cinema history.Crazy Taxi punk rock nostalgia vs. Tony Hawk soundtracks.Why the John Cougar Mellencamp Summer Camp probably violates every safety code.Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk••Follow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The hot August heat shines down on the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House as pieces of the house keep crumbling into the sand dunes below, That doesn't keep Carl Luciferi (Ben Rodgers) from Luciferi Ford from stopping by the house and telling Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock about his upcoming “TRUCKATHON TRUCKABRATION!” Steve Temple Pilots has your sports, Art Spart with traffic, and phones ring as The Geoff and Whisp show asks, “Where's the weirdest place you've done the deed?”Sponsored by Regal Kingdom, Vince Neil's Too Hot For Pizza, Cleet's Jetskis, Drugmore and Channel 8's "Data Entry!"Guest Starring: Ben Rodgers (ActionBoyz, Star Trek: Lower Decks)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Fields of Gold and CostnerOriginally Aired: 2/19/23It's another edition of Val Verde's favorite (in their hearts) morning show, The Whisp Turlington Show! Whisp & Geoff talk about the Illuminaughties that aired on Channel 8 last night. Ricky Gervais! Good Rock Facts! So much more!This episode of 108.9 The Hawk is brought to you by Buggie's Comfort Mattresses! The Val Verde Police Department! Bert's Funeral Flowers! And Samuel's Flowers!Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for a new episode of Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums! This is where Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock drop the characters and talk some CLASSIC ROCK! And man oh man, it doesn't get much more classic rock than this. Recorded in a hallway in a closed Swiss hotel, Deep Purple took it to the next level with their 1972 release, "Machine Head."Jason and Geoff break down the history of the album, their personal feelings about the record, and make sounds of amazement to all of the farting Jon Lord organ sounds. So dive on in and let's listen to the Montreux Casino burn down together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAWK ROCK TALK - the podcast where Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock drop the characters and TALK ROCK - IS BACK! And this time Geoff and Jason are tackling the OZZY years of the one and only, BLACK SABBATH!Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne. 1948-2025. Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock talk about the passing of the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne in this quickly recorded edition of Hawk Rock Talk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 108.9 The Hawk Beach House is crumbling all around the DJ's from The Hawk, but that won't keep them from having a GOOD TIME. What is a “Whisp Tantrum?” How were the album covers for Metallica's “Load” and “Reload” albums created? Who is Steve Temple Pilots?! All of these questions will be answered plus traffic from Art Spart, Celebrity Impressions, Regal Kingdom, a serious death threat and learn about the latest hot dog exciting Val Verdians at Asshole Stadium!Sponsored by Coopersmith Coffins, Black Water Waterpark, John Cougar Summercamp.Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's The Geoff and Whisp Show! Live from the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House and Jason Gore fills in for Whisp Turlington, as Whisp REFUSES to leave his air conditioned ADU. Jason and Geoff talk about the band Chicago (imagine that), the “Slanted & Enchanted” Beach House deck that was built by Stephen Malkmus, Val Verde's T-Ball championships and you will NOT believe all of the celebrities in the latest REGAL KINGDOM commercial - including a ghost?! Community Calendar! And we try to get traffic from Art Spart, but he's too locked into “Crazy Taxi” on his Twitch stream this morning. Sponsored by God's Golden Brew! Movie Town Movies! And a special announcement from Val Verde Police. Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Hawk Nighttime with Jason GoreOriginally Aired: 1/15/23Fun Fact: When Jason Gore worked at 105.3 The Bear in Blacksburg, VA back in the early 2000's, his top rated show was called “The Bear Nighttime with Jason Gore.”Believe us, we're just as shocked as you are. Somehow 108.9 The Hawk DJ Jason Gore has found himself back in the radio host seat with the HAWK NIGHTTIME! How long will it last? Why isn't Geoff "The Angry Man" mentioned in the title??! WHO IS CLINT?! Welcome to the new episode of The Hawk, baby. Sponsored by SHARNEY'S! VAL VERDE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL! SEBASTIAN'S PLAYGROUND! CHANNEL 8! GERALD'S GRAPES!Val Verde Memorial Hospital was written and performed by Emily Gore.Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows including a monthly episode of The Hawk, ONLY on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Summer rages on and the DJ's at 108.9 The Hawk refuse to leave the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House, even if their sponsor, Toilet Clams, ate all of the house's plumbing. But that's okay, the guys have a new sponsor - Regal Kingdom! The game every celebrity loves! Midge Eclair (Beth Appel) stops by the Beach House to talk about her new production of the musical, “Rent,” right on the beach of Verde Bay! Whisp Turlington drops a bombshell that he was one of the original writers of “Rent” with Jonathan Larson - but it had a completely different name and vibe. And Art Spart is stuck on the toilet. Sponsored by: Eliminator Motors! “Grudge Manor” on Channel 8! Shitbox Airlines! Codersson's Coding Completely!Guest Starring: Beth Appel (The Sex Lives of College Girls, Never Have I Ever, Comedy Bang! Bang!)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Val Verde's July 17th 1982 Patriotic ParadeOriginally Aired: 7/17/23We sure do have a lot to celebrate in Val Verde. Our people. Our culture. Mount Hetfield. And the day that Val Verde decided to ratify the U.S. Constitution - July 17th, 1982. While other cities celebrate July 4th, we hold our celebration for thirteen extra days. And nothing says celebration quite like a parade. And no one does a parade like Val Verde. Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock Hawkcast live from Verde Square for the 41st Val Verde July 17th 1982 Patriotic Parade!Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jesus Christ! Who's been in Whisp's pool?! Everyone knows that the pool at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House is reserved for Whisp ONLY. In the Local News Roundup on The Geoff and Whisp Show, the guys welcome TERA HOLEINIT (Mary Grill) a local medical coder who has been carrying an intergalactic child in her womb for the past 14 years! We know the father is Veractus Five, but how exactly are The Eagles and Whisp's limo driver, Ritchie involved?Sponsored by: Jacoby & Breyers Funeral Home! John Cougar Summercamp! Sharney's! Farnsworth Chocolates!Guest Starring: Mary Grill (Young Sheldon, Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell, Veep)Mary also hosts “Wake Up Would Ya: The Nighttime Show with Mary Grill” at The Elysian in Los Angeles!Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk: Classic Albums! We're going to be sharing more ROCK flavored episodes of 108.9 The Hawk/Hawk Rock Talk here on the main feed, but if you want to hear them early and in some cases WAAAAY early, you know you gotta subscribe to that sweet sweet Hawk Patreon. This is a good taste of the episodes you get on the Hawk Patreon, so if you love the "rock scholar" side of 108.9 The Hawk, come join us on the Hawk Patreon!BUT TODAY! Classic Albums. "Boston." By Boston. There might not be a more "classic rock" album where every single track is an absolute classic rock radio staple. Jason and Geoff break down the record for you with facts, tangents and a ton of singing. Even more ways to love that Hawk:Join the Patreon for early access & bonus shows, including the new "More From The Hawk": https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Lillehammer 2 with Pat Byrne!Originally Aired: 9/11/23The Whisp Turlington Show is back, baby! And Whisp swears he didn't destroy the 108.9 The Hawk studios! But do we believe him? Rock legend Little Steven Van Zandt (PAT BYRNE) stops by the Rock and Roll RV with two HUGE announcements!Sponsored by: Promo Hut! Verde Lake Days Fall Concert Series!Guest Starring: Pat Byrne (The Best Show with Tom Scharpling, Meet My Friends The Friends)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, we're still having a ball down at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! This morning, Geoff and Whisp are visited again by the one and only “Jack White” (JON DALY)! Jack slept over at the Beach House last night and mumbled a ton of odd political talking points in his sleep, but the number one thing he wants to talk about this morning is his current tour playing Weezer's Blue Album?A Morning Beach Party: While the guys are at the Beach House, a rockin' Hawk beach party is happening blocks away with live music from FISTER and tons of questionable vendors.Listener Mailbox: Geoff and Whisp dive into the Hawk Listener Mailbox!Secret Sermons: Should more comedians sneak secret sermons into their routines?Sponsored by: Sharney's! BBC8! Shetland Creameries! Brain Juice!Guest Starring: Jon Daly (Fallout, Kroll Show, Big Mouth)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SEASON SIX of 108.9 The Hawk kicks off with a BEACH HOUSE. Not just any beach house, but the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! That's right! ALL of the DJ's (except Jason Gore) are moving in together for the entire summer and they'll broadcast all shows from the Hawk Beach House. The manager for local Hair Metal legends, TWIZ-DED-FAN-TUH-SEA, DINA LEAF (Pam Murphy) stops by to beg Geoff and Whisp to play more Twiz on the radio AND she brings a long a family secret that will ROCK The Geoff & Whisp Show to its core! PLUS:The Val Verde Bay Building Commissioner & Financial Shenanigans: Whisp and Geoff recount how a "little cash" to Donnie Fairchild, the Val Verde Bay Building Commissioner, secured their once-condemned beach house party pad. It turns out Donnie accepts anything – cash, Zelle, Venmo, Verdecoin, and even Lepcoin (the Def Leppard Bitcoin)!Party Sub Shenanigans: Relive the epic rager at the Hawk Beach House featuring Skeet Ulrich and Matthew Lillard, who famously brought a 20-foot party sub from Party Sub King! Witness the chaos as the Sklar Brothers attempt to "Lady and Tramp" the monstrous sandwich.Mickey Rourke, Kegstand, & Alice In Planes: Discover why the Hawk Beach House equipment is sparking! Plus, enjoy the sounds of Val Verde's number one all-female Alice in Chains tribute band, Alice In Planes, who perform aeronautic-themed covers like "Can't Snuff the Rooster (the rooster is a plane)!"And check out some local shows with the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar brought to you by Betbones!Sponsored by:God's Golden BrewParty CrapGuest Starring: Pam Murphy (Krapopolis, 30 Rock, Key and Peele, UCB Theatre)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special treat from the 108.9 The Hawk Patreon - CHAPTER NINE from Whisp Turlington's ongoing audiobook, "Through The Years, Through The Tears."Punk. The Sex Pistols. The Moody Blues. That's all you need to know to prepare for this chapter.108.9 The Hawk SEASON SIX kicks off next week, live from the new 108.9 The Hawk Beach House with special guest Pam Murphy (Krapopolis, Key & Peele, 30 Rock, Whisp's new manager?)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Three Metal Bands with Dave HillThis week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debate over Nazareth versus Judas Priest. The chaos culminates with comedian Dave Hill joining the fray to discuss his upcoming show, opening the brand new Flapper's Comedy Club in Val Verde, which includes a damp cake for the 1700 lucky attendees.Dick Jokes: Yep, Dave Hill's got them, but of the non-penis variety. Peter Cetera's Antics: Whisp and Geoff discuss Peter Cetera's appearance where he was pissed about not being in the new Karate Kid movie.A Big Announcement: It seems 108.9 The Hawk is going to celebrate the summer in style!And: Listen all week for your chance to Cook A Waffle Breakfast with Hoobastank!Sponsored by:Schlittles!And more!Guest Starring: The legendary Dave Hill. More about Dave here: https://www.davehillonline.com/Order Dave's comic here: https://www.midtowncomics.com/product/2421462Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

They may be the NUMBER TWENTY morning show in all of Val Verde, but that isn't stopping Geoff and Whisp from delivering the GOODS. Today, they set a trap and welcome rock merch mogul, JEEF PONDEROSA (DAMIEN FAHEY), to The Geoff and Whisp Show to discuss all of the deadstock rock shirts he has and what the hell is taking so long with the 108.9 The Hawk shirts Whisp ordered from him weeks ago. A Mission Impossible too far?: Geoff and Whisp discuss the latest Mission Impossible trailer and how this one will probably kill Tom Cruise, Whisp's close friend. How Far Would You Go For Status Quo?: You've never heard the band, but how much would you spend on their shirts?Go West: And get your assssssss kicked.Plus, a posthumous single debut from the one and only Jimmy OneMeal!Sponsored by:Sharney'sChannel 8's “Slipknot In This House”Tom Keifer's Blowing LeafersGlockenspiel PondGuest Starring: Damien Fahey (MTV, Family Guy)Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

A brand new episode of HAWK ROCK TALK! And in this episode, Jason and Geoff tackle one of the greatest Classic Rock bands in history - CLASSIC ROCK RADIO WOULD NOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THEM! CANADA'S FINEST!RUSH!From beginning to the end, The Hawk covers it all. What does "Roll The Bones" mean for Jason and Geoff? Find out in today's episode of 108.9 The Hawk - HAWK ROCK TALK!Here's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection to the Scorpions. It's the kind of classic rock morning radio that'll make you question everything.Sponsored by:MishMashFletchie'sFood GulchVal Verde Community CollegeSeabirds BurritosDrugmoreHere's how YOU can support Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books." Zimothy's struggle with names, his disdain for James Patterson (except during "Eruption"), and the legacy of his father's "Zavid's Sexy Books" add to the chaos.Sponsored by:Chatbot TherapyBullins Funeral HomeGuest Starring: Mike Drucker (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Mystery Science Theatre 3000)Check out Mike's book, “Good Game, No Rematch!”https://www.harpercollins.com/products/good-game-no-rematch-mike-drucker?variant=43103018024994Here's how to support Val Verde's choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl!"Shit City" vs. "Shit Burrow": The ridiculous debate about Valverde's neighborhoods.Whisp's Rat Tail Obsession: Whisp's intense desire for the rat tail in the wine bottle.Dirtbag Rock: We break down Rock Bottom's controversial past and the coining of "dirtbag rock".Sponsored by: Greg Lake's Spring DaysChannel 8's “Same Damaged Brain”Big Truck: Live from Mike & The MechanicsGuest Starring: Jordan Doll (Werewolf Radar, Just For Laughs, 100 Foot Mustache)Check out Jordan HERE:https://www.jordandoll.party/Here's how to support Val Verde's choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Get ready to have your algorithm rocked! This week on 108.9 The Hawk's Geoff and Whisp Show, we're diving deep into the wild world of influencing with the one and only Mackenzie Mackenzie (Jamie Loftus), feminist icon and social media guru. We're talking TikTok trends, Truth Social tribulations, and how to avoid getting tased by the Val Verde PD. Plus: the inside scoop on Clumpsy, Val Verde's 420-friendly feline, the dangers of free chicken wings, and the premiere of Channel 8++'s new adult animated show, “ASSDOG.”Also, tickets to see Def Leppard this Saturday at the Verde Dome! Just listen for the sounder!Sponsored by:“Songs From The 70's & 80's That Have Been Ruined By Being In Movies And Documentaries About Vietnam” from Val Verde RecordsJohn Cougar SummercampGuest Starring: Jamie Loftus (Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame), The Bechdel Cast, Star Trek: Lower Decks)Listen to Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame) here:https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-sixteenth-minute-of-fame-172216473/Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here's what you can do!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

The Geoff and Whisp Show is back for another legendary radio morning in Val Verde! And if there's one thing they do, they celebrate local businesses! Today, they bring in FLIP TURLEY (Paul Scheer) the new owner of Hard Rock Cafe: Val Verde! And he's got some new ideas involving legendary London rockers, THE ROLLING STONES! Learn about Flip' Stones themed meals! The shape of his urinals! And how the only connection to the Stones he can make is through Ronnie Wood's distant cousin. Geoff and Whisp also talk about Eric Clapton's remakes, The Popcorn Ghost and a surprise guest enters the Rock And Roll RV.A 108.9 THE HAWK YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!Guest Starring: Paul Scheer (How Did This Get Made?, Unspooled, Dark Web)Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8's “Bloody Well Right!”Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here's what you can do!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

108.9 The Hawk is bringing you the ultimate weekend combo: 15 songs from Aerosmith every hour AND all the details on Whisp Turlington's "Here Comes Spring Motherfu*kers Cookout"! First, we dive into our Aerosmith weekend. Get ready for a deep dive into the Columbia and Geffen eras, with some sped-up versions and Chipmunk covers thrown in for good measureThen, get ready for the party of the year! Whisp is inviting everyone (except Paul Schaeffer and maybe Geoff ) to his cookout.Plus, you know Barry Gibb's bringing his Barry Beef! Find out which rockers have their own hot sauces! And Page is doing all of his album, “Outrider,” live at the picnic!Sponsored by: ChestnutsChannel 8's “Farts With A Z”Coopersmith CoffinsFood GulchLove 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here's what you can do!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Buckle up, Val Verde! The Geoff and Whisp Show is here to drag you out of bed with a healthy dose of classic rock! This episode's got it all: ZZ Top's hairy man requirements, the tragic tale of Uncle Petruchio's helium-filled meats, and Whisp's mind-bending encounter with Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, and…”College Ramen?” Plus, we venture into the dangers of Slayer Gulch, get a traffic update from the one and only Art Spart, and ask the tough questions: Are YOU a Toolhead? It's morning radio the way it's supposed to be – loud, and with Whisp and Geoff!Tool In The Sand: Was it worth it just to hear some Bill Hicks?Jason Gore: Shut up and clean the kitchen, Jason!He Ain't No Angel: The ghost of Gregg Allman has appeared at Val Verde Civic CenterSponsored by Shetland Creameries, Brain Juice, Val Verde Christian Fellowship and John Bargain, DDS.Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here's what you can do!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com • And most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. 

Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Big "Toot Toot" Truck broadcast live from Tuzzard Motors! Do you want a deal on a car from your past that has just been remade by Bucky Tuzzard and his son, Tucky? Then come on down to Tuzzard Motors, right there on the Four Motor Mile! Learn how the Tuzzard's create their vehicles in extremely unconventional ways to give Val Verde car buyers the best deals in town. Go With God, In A Tuzzard: It's the Tuzzard Motors catchphrase.Gallagher Four: Even though they started with on a different path, all Gallagher roads eventually lead to Gallagher.“Top Gun” to “Nerds”: Big Truck hits you with some movie lore.Cerebro - Bucky Tuzzard has one and he knows how to harness its power.Michael Winslow School of Good Voices: All the greats studied here, including Big Truck.Sponsored by:Brandy, BrandyPizza EmporiumCowboy BootTownLove 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads• Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake FogelnestJason Gore is BACK in the co-host chair of the 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock. VR developer, SAGE LUKATHER (Jake Fogelnest) stops by the Hawknest to show off his new Woodstock '99 VR experience. Farmer Dan also stops by to discuss "Fall Festival Days" at Shetland Creameries and take a spin on Sage's VR experience to right some wrongs.Guest Starring: Jake Fogelnest (The Tonight Show, Difficult People, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp)Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:Subscribe to the podcast!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more: https://1089thehawk.com

In this uproarious episode of 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are unexpectedly joined by Triscopher Smith (DC Pierson), a voice-over coach who wanders into their studio and offers to help them improve their ad reads. What ensues is a series of escalating antics, as the hosts try their best to impress their new mentor. Meanwhile, chaos unfolds back at the station as their old rival, 98.6 The Squirt, has returned! Will the show survive? Or will this be the end of 108.9 The Hawk? Farmer Dan's cold read! An in-depth discussion about the merits of Virginia Slim's Seltzer Art Spart's got your MEATS! How coked up was the first Crosby, Stills, and Nash record? Big Truck promotes his upcoming Hawkcast live at Uncle Petruchio's!Sponsored by: I'm Still Sandin', Sharney's and Channel 8!Guest Starring: DC Pierson (The Architect Who Designed New York, Captain America: The Winter Soldier)Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads• Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comKeywords: comedy, podcast, radio, voice over, DC Pierson, improvisation, Val Verde, 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock, Jason Gore, Whisp Turlington, Farmer Dan, Art Spart, UCB Theatre, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Sharney's, classic rock, New York City, talk show, radio show

The Boogie Woogie Flu has taken hold of Val Verde. There is no cure or treatment, so Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are sealed up in the Rock N' Roll RV, giving you the news you need to survive! Big Truck gives you a live report from Hog Street!  He's Not A Real Doctor: But his X handle is MickFleetwoodMD. Mick calls in to discuss the situation with Geoff.  "OOOOOH EEEEEE": The 90's Mellencamp Van Morrison cover of "Wild Night" has a certain effect on Boogie Woogie Flu victims! Animatronic Jim Henson: Uh oh, he's here.Sponsored by: Shitbox Airlines and Absurd ScoopsLove 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads• Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Rockrock Frozen Dinners with Jo FirestoneLegendary rocker, ALEXIS ROCKROCK (JO FIRESTONE) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote her new line of frozen meals, Rockrock Dinners! Whisp has some serious words for Vanessa Kreeve at the Val Verde RagSponsored by Shetland Creameries and Turn It On Again Again!Guest Starring: Jo Firestone as Alexis Rockrock!Featured Guest: Jo Firestone (Dr. Gameshow, After Midnight, The Tonight Show, Joe Pera Talks With You, Teenage Euthanasia)Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads • Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

We love featuring local businesses on The Geoff and Whisp Show, and this week it's Val Verde's favorite water company, Jack Water! Jack Water, Jr. (ZACH CHERRY) has inherited his father, Jack Water's company and he has some serious and urgent plans to bring it into the 21st Century!  I Am The Sheriff: Clapton hits us with his new remake of his previous Marley remake.  A New Garlock PSA: What's The Deal With LED Lights?! Art Spart Traffic: Cheap Trick's in town and causing some serious gridlock!Sponsored by: Michael's McDonald's! The Law Office of Larry Mullen Jr. and Channel 8's “My Two Wives!”Guest Starring: Zach Cherry (Severance, Fallout, Great British Baking Show)Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads • • Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com

Now that pure ass evil is back in the White House, Whisp Turlington makes a gamble on NewsRadio 8888, by betting big on the return of legendary conservative talk show host, WILLY CRYSTAL (Anthony Atamanuik). BUT… Will Whisp's gamble pay off???Nickelodeon Shows:No other podcast names as many shows as we do in this episode.LEPS:If you're not familiar with Def Leppard's crypto coin, LEPS, it might be too late.One Money Buffet:Listen for a clue from Geoff as to which buffet rocker Eddie Money hit millions in at Sharney's!Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries! Stinky's! And Channel 8's “The Running Man!”Guest Starring: Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show, What We Do In The Shadows)Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL' BITE!Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch:http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows:https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list:https://1089thehawk.com

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Jim Springsteen (with John Murray)Springsteen is coming to the Verde Dome. What Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock discover is that it isn't Bruce Springsteen who's coming… It's his brother, JIM SPRINGSTEEN (John Murray) and his Jim Springsteen Band. They still play all of his brother's songs though. Featured Guest: John Murray (30 Rock, Broad City, Difficult People)Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: A Message from Bucky Tuzzard Shetland CreameriesLove 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more: Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com

Prepare for a sonic assault on your ears as Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock unleash the ultimate countdown of the WORST classic rock covers ever conceived! Broadcasting LIVE from the sometimes-adjacent-to Seabirds Burritos (long story…), Jason and Geoff serve up two-for-one burrito deals alongside a heaping helping of musical travesties. This episode is a wild ride of hot takes, bizarre tangents, and enough cringe-worthy covers to make you question the very fabric of reality.Weezer's Double Dose of Disaster: Jason and Geoff dissecttwo Weezer covers that should have been confined to a dusty demo tape. Why covering Toto is a cardinal sin, why Rivers Cuomo needs to stay in his lane, and why Jason's Weezer back tattoo is a constant source of embarrassment.The Gunt Brothers' Polka-fied "It's Been A While": This Staind cover gets a bizarre polka makeover. Is it ironic? Is it awful? It's definitely…something.AC/DC's Bass-Less "Big Bottom": Angus Young's duck walk can't save this cover from its fundamental lack of bass. Plus, AC/DC's adult diaper line and the "World War II Veterans Who Love AC/DC" Reddit group.Silver Springs: The TikTok Fail: Lindsay Buckingham tries to recreate the viral "Dreams" skateboarder video…with "Silver Springs."The Doors' Coke-Fueled Confusion: Jim Morrison covers "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," and it's exactly as strange as you'd expect. Plus, speculation about Jim Morrison's alleged Coca-Cola bathing habits.Kate Bush's "Super Bowl Shuffle": A Flat-Earther's Delight: Kate Bush tackles the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle, and the results are…unique. Plus, flat-Earth theories and a discussion of weather-controlling machines.Plus, a new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and your updated 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!Sponsored by: Seabirds Burittos!Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN!Subscribe on Apple. Follow on Spotify!Subscribe to our channel on YouTube!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch:http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access to audio and video episodes & bonus shows:https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list:https://1089thehawk.comKeywords: Classic Rock, Worst Covers, Music Podcast, Comedy Podcast, Jason Gore, Geoff Garlock, Seabirds Burritos, Weezer, Toto, AC/DC, Van Morrison, Eric Clapton, Sheryl Crow, Kate Bush, Dweezil Zappa, George Lucas, Pauly Shore, Skid Row, The Doors, Frank Zappa, 108.9 The Hawk, Val Verde, Radio, Funny, Humor, Music Review, Bad Music, Cover Songs, Musical Atrocities, Rock Music, 80s Music, 70s Music, 90s Music.

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.Today's Episode: Start Hearing Sports (with Joe Wengert)Why did Huey Lewis & The News try to bury this movie? World-renowned filmmaker Jonathan David Martin-David (comedian Joe Wengert) joins The Whisp Turlington Show on 108.9 The Hawk to discuss hisunreleased documentary, "Start Playing Sports," about the iconic 80s band. What secrets does this film hold? Tune in to find out!This episode is packed with Hawk goodness:Exclusive Interview: Go behind the scenes with Jonathan David Martin-David as he reveals the challenges and mysteries surrounding his Huey Lewis & The News project.PSA Legend Alert: Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock delivers a brand new, must-hear public service announcement.Concert Calendar: Get the latest local concert updates from 108.9 The Hawk's own Jason Gore.Featured Guest:Joe Wengert as Jonathan David Martin-David: Joe Wengert is a Los Angeles-based writer and comedian known for his work onBig Mouth. Catch him performing stand-up and improv across LA.Special Thanks to Our Sponsors:Coderssons Coding CompletelyChannel 8's The Queef PatrolLove 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:Subscribe to the podcast!Get official merch:http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows:https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more:https://1089thehawk.com#HueyLewis #HueyLewisAndTheNews #StartPlayingSports #JoeWengert #TheHawk #Podcast #Comedy #Interview #MusicDocumentary #80sMusic #Radio #LosAngeles #TheWhispTurlingtonShow #GeoffGarlock #JasonGore #CoderssonsCodingCompletely #TheQueefPatrol #JonathanDavidMartinDavid