The Heavenly Mandates

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Frank Henenlotter's Basket Case! Released in 1982, the film stars Kevin Van Hentenryck, Terri Susan Smith, Beverly Bonner, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Analysis Film Releasing Corporation (and numerous others). Pictures! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Norman Jewison's Moonstruck! Released in 1897, the film stars Cher, Nicolas Cage, Danny Aiello, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by MGM/UA Communications Co.! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss RZA's The Man with the Iron Fist! Released in 2012, the film stars Russell Crowe, Cung Le, Lucy Liu, RZA, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and China and was distributed by Universal Studios. Pictures! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Neil LaBute's The Wicker Man! Released in 2006, the film stars Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Molly Parker, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Robert Bierman's Vampire's Kiss! Released in 1989, the film stars Nicolas Cage, Jennifer Beals, Maria Conchita Alonso, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Hemdale Film Corporation! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Rowdy Herrington's Road House! Released in 1989, the film stars Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by United Artists! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

Harken! The four wise men/women left their summit to discuss Matt Stone and Trey Parker's South Park: "Woodland Critter Christmas"! Released in 2024, the episode stars Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Dante Alexander, and many others! Please enjoy this special holiday trip to Shaolin. Special thanks to Shane Ivers for allowing us to use the track "Tremendum" under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Harken! The four wise men/women left their summit to discuss Larry Roemer's Rudolph the Red-Noised Reindeer! Released in 1964, the episode stars Burl Ives, Larry Mann, Billie Mae Richards, Paul Soles, Stan Francis, and many others! Please enjoy this special holiday trip to Shaolin. Special thanks to Shane Ivers for allowing us to use the track "Tremendum" under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Harken! The four wise men/women left their summit to discuss Robert Zemeckis's Tales from the Crypt: And All through the House! Released in 1989, the episode stars John Kassir, Mary Ellen Trainor, Larry Drake, and many others! Please enjoy this special holiday trip to Shaolin. Special thanks to Shane Ivers for allowing us to use the track "Tremendum" under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Harken! The four wise men/women left their summit to discuss Burt Brinckerhoff's ALF's Special Christmas! Released in 1987, the episode stars Max Wright, Cleavon Little, Paul Fusco, and many others! Please enjoy this special holiday trip to Shaolin. Special thanks to Shane Ivers for allowing us to use the track "Tremendum" under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Harken! The four wise men/women left their summit to discuss John Stewart, John Blizek, and David Blyth's Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: "Alpha's Magic Christmas"! Released in 1994, the episode stars Richard Steven Horvitz, a bunch of kids, and numerous flashbacks to the show's cast! Please enjoy this special holiday trip to Shaolin. Special thanks to Shane Ivers for allowing us to use the track "Tremendum" under a Creative Commons attribution license.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Howard Hawks' __Scarface_! Released in 1932, the film stars Paul Muni, Ann Dvorak, Osgood Perkins, George Raft, Boris Karloff, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by United Artists! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Lloyd Bacon's __42nd Street_! Released in 1933, the film stars Warner Baxter, Bebe Daniels, George Brent, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Warner Bros.! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Robert Florey's __Smarty_! Released in 1934, the film stars Joan Blondell, Warren William, Edward Everett Horton, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Warner Bros.! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss James Whale's __Frankenstein_! Released in 1931, the film stars Colin Cline, Mae Clarke, Boris Karloff, John Boles, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Universal Pictures! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss William A. Wellman's __The Public Enemy_! Released in 1931, the film stars James Cagney, Jean Harlow, Edward Woods, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Tod Browning's __Freaks_! Released in 1932, the film stars Wallace Ford, Leila Hyams, Olga Baclanova, Roscoe Ates, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Loew's Inc.! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Alfred E. Green's __Baby Face_! Released in 1933, the film stars Barbara Stanwyck, George Brent, Donald Cook, Alphonse Ethier, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Warner Bros.! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

Harken! The four wise men/women left their summit to discuss Alex Zamm's _A Christmas Prince_! Released in 2017, the film stars Rose McIver, Ben Lamb, Tom Knight, and many others. It was filmed in Romania and was distributed by Netflix! Enjoy this memorable holiday trip to Shaolin.

Harken! The four wise men/women left their summit to discuss Michael Dougherty's __Krampus_! Released in 2015, the film stars Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Universal Pictures! Enjoy this special holiday trip to Shaolin.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men/women left the summit to discuss Merian Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack's __King Kong_! Released in 1933, the film stars Fay Wray, Robert Armstrong, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by RKO Radio Pictures! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men and women left the summit to discuss Shin Sang-ok and Kim Jong-Il's __Pulgasari_! Released in 1985, the film stars Chang Son Hui, Pak Sung Ho, and many others. It was filmed in North Korea and was distributed by Korean Film Studio! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men and women left the summit to discuss Nacho Vigalondo's _Colossal_! Released in 2016, the film stars Anne Hathaway, Jason Sudeikis, Dan Stevens, and many others. It was filmed in Canada, the United States, South Korea, and Spain and was distributed by Neon, Mongrel Media, Versus, and Dreamfact! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men and women left the summit to discuss Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchis' _Shin Godzilla_! Released in 2016, the film stars Hiroki Hasegawa, Yutaka Takenouchi, Satomi Ishihara, and many others. It was filmed in Japan and was distributed by Toho! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men and women left the summit to discuss Ursi Reynolds' _Ganjasaurus Rex_! Released in 1987, the film stars Paul Bassis, David Fresh, Rosie Jones, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Reel People Media! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men and women left the summit to discuss Matt Reeves's (J.J. Abrams') _Cloverfield_! Released in 2008, the film stars Michael Stahl-David, Mike Vogel, Odette Yustman, Lizzy Caplan, Jessica Lucas, T.J. Miller, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Warner Bros.! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The mountain's four wise men and women left the summit to discuss Eugene Lourie's _The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms_! Released in 1953, the film stars Paul Christian, Paula Raymond, Cecil Kellaway, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Warner Bros.! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Harken! The four wise men and women from the mountain left the summit to discuss Ishiro Honda's Godzilla! Released in 1954, the film stars Akira Takarada, Momoko Kochi, Akihiko Hirata, and many others. It was filmed in Japan and was distributed by Toho! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

The four wise men and women from the mountain come down to discuss Drew Goddard's The Cabin in the Woods! So feast upon our Kung Fu Banquet! Released in 2011, the film stars Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchinson, Fran Kranzi, and many others. It was filmed in the United States and was distributed by Lion's Gate! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.

The four wise men and women from the mountain come down to discuss a Tales from the Crypt episode titled "Cutting Cards"! So feast upon our Kung Fu Banquet! Released in 1990, the episode stars Lance Henriksen and Kevin Tighe. It originally aired on HBO.

The four wise men and women from the mountain come down to discuss John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns! So feast upon our Kung Fu Banquet! Released in 2005, the film stars Norman Reedus, Udo Kier, and many others. It was filmed as part of the Masters of Horror film series, which aired on Showtime.

The four wise men and women from the mountain come down to discuss Hideo Nakata's Ringu! So feast upon our Kung Fu Banquet! Released in 1988, the film stars Nanako Matsushima, Miki Nakatani, Yuko Takeuchi, and many others. It was filmed in Jana and was distributed by Toho! Enjoy your bi-weekly trip to Shaolin.