Three Dads and a Little Podcast

Yeah, this episode is a little late. Things have been busy for us dads lately but we got you covered. Craft beers, the boat captain from Jaws, runnings yourself over, other random stuff. Yes unicorn!

We talk about space things and other such stuff. It is a completely average episode.... listen to it anyway.

Activate genitals! Is it really necessary to say anything else?

Right off the bat we would like to apologize for James' sinuses. In this episode we talk about diets, a potential wine conspiracy, and of course, a craft beer. Remember, fermented doesn't mean rotten.

Get ready for a tale of adventure and stupidity. This grand story takes from California to China to Spokane and other places in between.

Back again, still eating and still stuffed up but, you know, not as noticeable. We tackle many subjects in this episode, most of which we have no idea what we're actually talking about. Corona virus, books vs movies.... Just listen and hopefully be entertained. If you're not, well thats on you.

First off, sorry about how stuffed up James is. Secondly....We're back! We took a few weeks off but now we have returned with a mediocre episode for your ears pleasure. This episode we talk about the dispute over a beer called Born and Raised, we learn you all a little something about the man who invented nerf, and also about how fucking creepy Zeus was.... it involves a goose. So sit back and enjoy, and hey....listen to us eat.

Hey kids, be sure to hold your klum until the end. We have an episode packed full of stupid nonsense. Such as things people look stupid doing, historical figures we'd like to fight, the J Society, Burt Reynolds beautiful leather skin and what he possibly smells like (I say like burnt wood and dreams), an amazing craft beer, Marvel's secret army of buff Chris's, and what is klumming?Also the best and most original dad joke ever.....mmmph....Chris?

Ever make your dad jerk off or speak of someone as a whore? Well get ready because this episode smells like hops and smoked meat. This episode we talk about the online dating scene, funny things kids will say, the difference between descent and decent, and we speak of a fart bloodhound. Enjoy

Fantastic title for an episode, am I right? Want to hear grown men talk about cereal? Good!Care about global warming and other science stuff? Good! Need to know how to impress Mrs. McMurray? Yew!Ever wonder about sexy names and non sexy names? Weird.... but good!Can you do that eyebrow thing? Show off....Sit down and listen to a great episode - unless you hate all those things we just mentioned.

This is it! This is the one you have all been waiting for. Get ready because this episode is heavy, Doc. Time travel, Terminator, more potential conspiracies, time loops, warps, paradoxes, and so, so, so much more. This episode has it all. So much that we had to split it into multiple parts. So great ready to have your mind blown worse than Japan.Come with us if you want to live

We're back! And this time we are doing the Chinese Torture Game! Very similar to the medieval one, but, you know.... Chinese. We sure have come a long way. We also got a great craft brew for you and all the other useless crap we always seem to discuss. So if you're looking to keep yourself entertained during this quarantine, look no further.

Did Fury win? What is Nitro Jacking? Does JLo worship Satan? How many miles is that? Some of this questions, probably none of them, will be answered. This episode is served in nitrogen, welcome to the future. We half ass our way into sort of making this a St. Patrick's Day episode and we also list some holidays because we're not boring at all. Just very, very, very tired. Too tired, in fact, to even fin......

Let us be honest here. Most of these subjects on this episode, we know nothing about. Between women's rights, diseases, third world countries, and those damned Corona virus zombies... yeah, we are pretty much clueless. Regardless, we discuss them because we are white males with ass loads of privilege. Let us mansplain to you for a bit.

We'd like to play a game..... the Medieval Torture Game!!!!!! Anus first is highly recommended. It's also good to not be a witch or an adulterer. Really not much else to say. Listen and play along.

It's 1899 and I'm pointing at you if you don't know that. Looking for a nice set of toe straps? Perhaps you'd like to hear us talk about the Terminator movies and how we feel about the new Star Wars movies, if not... well we do that anyway. We also bring up some stuff that doesn't make sense and the steps to make someone fall in love with you. If it's entertaining, that's fine.

Is it a kid or a midget?Join us as we try to unlock the meaning of life while talking about some crappy Valentines Day dates, the differences between magic and a trick, love and lust, and funny ways to dump someone. There may or may not be a happy ending but at least we don't smell completely like ball sweat.

Hey! Hey, boi, hey.....Have you ever laughed in a strippers face? Well we know someone that has. Not bragging, but maybe you should live your life. (But please listen to our podcast as well)The Man has come around and theres plenty of drunken tales, crack pipes, craft beers, and muscle relaxers for all. Yay for polygamy!Have you seen Gavin?

We're doing it again but it's for the very first time....Happy New Year everyone! It's our first episode of the new year -- DON'T DISPUTE ME!!!In this one we talk about the fun of being sick, throwing up (YUM) and other stupid shit like we always do. Also we defend some old facebook posts of ours.The wink is what does it.

Hello, Handsome...Ever live with a weird ass roommates? Well then this episode is for you. From meth in the walls to horrible farts, we talk about some funny stories while living with someone else. Also, as usual, we bring up some other random topics. So sit back and enjoy... or not. Whatever. I'm thinking Arby's.

How to punt a baby.... that's one way to grab your attention. Today we talk about the wonderful world of the 9 to 5, pornstars, getting drugged up, and my complete hatred for spiders. Seriously, fuck them. They're gross.

Want to up your veggie burger game?!?! On this episode we talk about the wonderful game of corn hole... not the sexual act, you perv! We also tell some dad jokes and play "would you rather?". We are also forced to defend some of our old Facebook posts. As to who is forcing us? No idea.... anyway, give is a listen. This episode is sofa king great!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2019 comes to a close and we begin the year of Perfect Vision. Like dad jokes? Awesome! TV shows? Sweet! Terrible choices? Cool! Because that stuff totally comes up. We also review a very tasty craft brew. So sit back, relax, and ring in the new year with us here and Three Dads and a Little Podcast.

What's the difference between the normal alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? No 'L'!It's Christmas time here at Three Dads and a Little Podcast and we have a Christmas theme episode just for you. There's talk of Santa, favorite presents, traditions, countdown to 2019 (2020 if you want to be correct about it), a Top 7, and plenty of terrible Christmas dad jokes for all to enjoy!Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you all get to enjoy a warm finish!!!

Happy August 15th, 2008! Settle around the camp fire children, because have you a story for you! The Legend of Stevé! With this story you'll learn the importance of playing it your way, how to become a grill master, the power of escalation, and much, much more! Also we countdown to 2019... or 2020 if you want to be correct about it. We attempt another top 7 list with much better results. Also we are pretty sure James says "like" way too much when telling any story.

Do you suffer from road rage? Then this episode is for you! We talk about some of our pet peeves while driving, what makes us made, and what pisses us off about other drivers. So buckle up and take this road trip with us.

The Goodman shows up to have a little fun. We all take a personality test, potentially anger PETA (Not like thats hard to do though), we talk about free candy day, play the Would You Rather game, and also tell some dad jokes. It's a long episode but its definitely worth your time.And hey....... hide your penis!

Happy Thanksgiving! Want to hear us talk about MMA fights, dogs shitting, and tell some jokes? Too bad, we're doing it anyway.Thanksgiving jokes suck, by the way....

He's back! Fan favorite and friend to the show, MC Sho Nuff returns to make us laugh. This time we discuss how to earn street cred, the origins of Olde English malt liquor and the proper way to buy one. So buckle up because the meanest, prettiest, baddest mofo, low down all around this town is here! Who is he? Who is he?! MC Sho Nuff... Shogun of Spotown!Disclaimer: The subject of Roots gets brought up. Roots as in your background, not the movie.

We dig deep into nothing and talk about bad movies we like, tell some stupid jokes, of course! Plus we bring up some other random topics (like dish washing because we're so interesting), all for your potential enjoyment.You know how Nazi's are, right?

Right off the bat, sorry about the audio... we're still learning. Just a couple dads trying our best and also hoping to redeem ourselves for our pervious Halloween episode. This time we try to talk a bit more about actual Halloween related things, like costumes and ghosts. We probably failed again but oh well, we make ourselves laugh while we try. More scary dreams, more craft beers, less top 7, more undead creatures from some lake in Scotland. Prepare yourselves for Red Dead Halloween Redemption.Also, happy Dadding!

Oh, man... This episode is a mess. Listen to us tell a bunch of halloween themed dad jokes while we struggle to list some scary movies. We also talk about scary books, video games, and some nightmares we've had. We managed to get through it.... and James says "Right off the bat" again. What an idiot.

We do a few different top 7 lists: Actress, actor, movies.... Sprinkle in some jokes and more of our stupid thoughts and we have ourselves an episode!James says "Right of the bat" a little too much

We talk about conspiracy theories that are not conspiracies but should be. We also throw in some dad jokes, a few stupid stories, and a wonderful review of another craft beer.Also, you can hear a dog licking himself throughout the podcast.... our bad.

Three, possibly just two “dads” discuss random subjects. Cupcake ladies, gym dudes, Sports Ball, an interesting conspiracy theory. All brought to you by Rent ‘em Curtains.