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Metal on Metal
Metal on Metal - Chepang

Metal on Metal

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 24:16


On this episode of Metal on Metal, we sat down with Kshitiz Moktan of the Nepalese grindcore band Chepang. In this interview, we discuss the band's latest album Jhyappa. We also discuss experimentation, young people music, the grindcore police, tape trading and Fuck the Facts. The new music spotlight features "Sawed off Conviction" by Breakneck. This episode is brought to you by Pull the Plug Patches and Third Moon Brewery. Use code "metalonmetal" to get free beer shipping to most places in Ontario from Third Moon Brewery at thirdmoonbrewing.com. Links mentioned in this episode: *https://chepang.bandcamp.com/album/jhyappa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrNjxIa6cp0 https://breakneck902.bandcamp.com/album/breakneck

Classic Radio Theater with Wyatt Cox
Classic Radio 02-10-25 - Publishing the song, Sawed in half, Valentine Candy

Classic Radio Theater with Wyatt Cox

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 161:36


A Funny MondayFirst a look at this day in History.Then Jack Benny, originally broadcast February 10, 1952, 73 years ago, Getting the Song Published. Jack heads back east to try to get a New York City publisher to publish :When I Say I Beg Your Pardon”.  The usual train station hijinks, including Mel Blanc as the announcer. Followed by My Friend Irma starring Marie Wilson, originally broadcast February 10, 1952, 73 years ago, Dictation System.   Irma is tired of her job as a stenographer and gets a job in show business...being sawed in half by a magician!Then Fibber McGee and Molly, originally broadcast February 10, 1942, 83 years ago,  Valentine Day.  Molly has gotten a large box of candy, she thinks it came from Fibber. Followed by Abbott and Costello originally broadcast February 10, 1949, 76 years ago, Another Sam Shovel Story.   Costello's search for a girlfriend. Sam Shovel solves, "The Case Of The Nephew Who Gambled Away His Mother's Sister's Salary," or, "He Lost His Aunt's-Pay." Finally Claudia,  originally broadcast February 10, 1949, 76 years ago, Who To Invite?  The concert at the Town Hall is tomorrow. Where are the tickets?Thanks to Sean for supporting our podcast by using the Buy Me a Coffee function at http://classicradio.streamFind the Family Fallout Shelter Booklet Here: https://www.survivorlibrary.com/library/the_family_fallout_shelter_1959.pdfhttps://wardomatic.blogspot.com/2006/11/fallout-shelter-handbook-1962.htmlAnd more about the Survive-all Fallout Sheltershttps://conelrad.blogspot.com/2010/09/mad-men-meet-mad-survive-all-shelter.html

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential
[The Abyss.] (ft. The Glimmer Twins]

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 7:43


TITUS Come, now— As the king does sit upon my throne, Though not a King myself as I, Still cherished among men and many Who are in thine favor, As you seek truth to bear, my King And not your but also yours, Does partake thy bethrotjen nature, To swallow whole a seed a assumption as To vanish by trace, The rather and tide to bond, For truth you seek, And truth I bear, As fruit does grow, By force of not God, But nature, And to thine, the faring way The truth does seek you, too Thus, my God and Queen— But also King, Ruler never captured And gained wisdom by time, Which— None does have, but thyself. And now, Titus. To know,node bearing fruit are I And bearing truth shall you, A lesson gathered, as you as one And I as other— under the assumption of Love What is love? God, this is a sausage feat in here. Let's get some women in this bitch. Oh, there are women— They just don't speak much— Especially in this series Ascension. Because they're perfect. Archaic is this, A truce for the truth I seek. A wage for the war I've bargeouned. Listen now. You tell me. I tell you all that I know, For nothing now, And in nothing's sake, The shared alter. I, too, you. And you to I— Have we parted but some to forge But others? No others remain. And still I gather. With flower. And grow thy seed. The fruit, or truth? No difference. A tree, I am born. To wake. A shadow in the summer's night where autumn azure sun does beem, The wicked truth you lie to pardon Stands in its own awakening; Shallow moon tide's at dawn, And so, you kind folk of Kingdom there And Kingdom come, The truth is said as this, The seed the fruit— The love was born in ritual, And only then, The dance was made, For the song to have been sung as such. Dear Queen, my heart. For never better none has taken guilt in wavering the time has come; Never now but always forward And never there but always bound, To love itself, And so I am. Again. Trust me. I have. The King is slain. —but also lives. As haunted and as haunting no doubt, But to gain is this, my trust And in your waiver— the vow My honor, and sacntity so. The swine. Not of this realm, but others seek. And in this realm and others so The truth of fruit shall parish, Ignored and never eaten Never to have grown from seed, And then, of course, No tree shall I shadow In midnight summer's truth, The blue azure light, Of seeking sun, Soon to align, By midnight dawn, And waking tide— The moon you say. A sworn disaster. And so, I pray. All's fair. And you. [TITUS with a heavy heart exits the corridor.] {Enter The Multiverse} The Strine Force Five assembles in the basement before supper is called SETH, a peckish boy, almost goilish looking, maybe 11 or so steals cookies from OLIVER, who might be about 9, who speaks with a heavy and very proper English accent— Stop stealing my biscuits! Why bring them if you're not going to share? I did share. You lot had the box! You know these are cookies, right? They're my special biscuits. UPSTAIRS, MOM and DAD, very much the classic stereotypical suburban and American everywoman and Everyman prepare for supper. DAD, who resembles almost too much the LATE JOHNNY CARSON, peers into his newspaper conspicuously— Who does mom resemble? Let me — LATER, at the DINNER TABLE. Boys, Say hello to your uncle Steve. [The man heavily resembles Steve Allen] OLIVER Hello, Uncle Steve! UNCLE STEVE …I'm not your uncle. LIL JIMMY (Mumbling) I don't like uncle Steve… BIG JIMMY elbows him. Hard. LIL JIMMY Ow! BIG JIMMY smacks him upside the head, however without harming his very neatly done swooping hair. LIL JIMMY Where's uncle Jack? UNCLE STEVE He's on his way. DAD (Grumbles) …always late. LIL JIMMY (also grumbling, almost mimicking) —that's what I'm saying. BIG JIMMY shoves LIL JIMMY into his seat Also meanwhile, in another alternate dimension. So you're real name is JIMMY WANG. I fucking guess. That's nuts! —it's..:whatever. No, that's nuts— No, it's balls, homie, Your actual name is actually “Dick” twice. Hehehehe. Stop it. Did you have a middle name. No! Let me see. NO. Stop— let me— NO! [he grabs the birth certificate from Jimmy's grip] Let's see. —Jimmy— UGH, Oh, that's interesting, Jimmy and not James, how endearing—let's see— Jimmy—Ah, RICHARD— Wang. Oh my God. Your whole name is just— STOP IT. —it's just dicks. Just—penis words. Tripe dicks. AH! [nearly in tears, JIMMY runs to sulk into the washroom while his buddies continue making dick jokes; it's almost to much to bear—having learned so much about his true identity, most recently, that he was adopted at a very young age from a very nice Asian couple.] SUNNI BLU (Reading newspaper, breaking fourth wall) I told you he was Asian bro. SUDDENLY, Deadpool crashes through the door. SUNNI BLU tosses the super hot model in their lap across the room. YO. DEADPOOL. DEADPOOL YO. SUNNI BLU NOT COOL, BRO. DEADPOOL —what was your name again? SUNNI BLU Ya mutha! DEADPOOL NOT COOL. SUNNI BLU Whateva. {Enter The Multiverse} “Tools of the Trade” Welcome to Hollywood. Who are you? That's not important. It seems important. Now—lessonsz Ok. Tools of the trade: Uh huh. My dick. [he insinuates his crotch] Package. My dyke. [A very pretty lesbian appears out of nowhere.] Hello. My Dick Van Dyke. DICK VAN DYKE also appears out of nowhere. Woah, dude! Careful, he's priceless. I know dude. I can hear you, you know. I hear you too, Dick. Woah! How old are you, dude? Old! Get out of here; Go lay down; Take a nap! They said the gig was till 3. You're off early. Or late. [DICK VAN DYKE turns to leave.] I can still hear you. sweet yellow pinapple and coconut curry over brown rice and lentils sounded like a good Christmas Eve In— “Wait? It is Christmas Eve, isn't it?” I checked the date and time as my phone connected to the wifi. “Yep.” I concurred, slurping the last of the curry broth from my dinner bowl— my second, but most likely out of three. I'd made enough to last however two or three days, and though I had been offline for throught most of now what seemed the entire month, letting my bills lapse over to make nonexistent room in the budget for the peloton, which seemed fair, considering how small I was getting, even cooking and eating myself into the non complacent waking coma that was the vivid and apt focus needed to create music for hours on end—something I had never quite done before in a certain way, and it seemed as though working in this fashion seemed somehow to have moved me solidly forward and sideways through time a bit—some sort of diagonal. I had rested the Sabbath and in the midst of it fallen behind by two days, but making up for it and catching up speed, I had submitted two releases in the early morning on the same day, now coming to an end—and somewhere in the middle, waking up after the fact to a fresh blanket of snow and the whimsy that came with it. A white Christmas afterall, perhaps, if it didn't melt by the following morning, which, judging by the fact that the coffee in the tumbler was still piping hot and not just like warm—I.e., fresh—that I might the same be up early into Christmas morning, also the first day of Hanukkah, and although I had forgone getting a menorah, after the attempt to pick up a free one I had found online over the summer in search of a cat, it didn't seem worth the cost to buy one; I was saving for too many things at once, which meant also nothing, but I couldn't be happier to spend the holidays alone and quietly— I couldn't be with the one person I wanted most, anyway, and so being alone was the next best thing. I almost wished I had've found the cat by now, but it was probably better that I was for the most part, unanchored, and could travel at will if needed. I thought to submit some of my new songs as demos to labels or into contests to try to find a job, but either way I knew in the moment that I would be playing live again by spring, even if it was just barmitsvahe and weddings, the latter of which I actually hoped to avoid, besides the Jewish ones—and my affinity for Jews had become remarkably trademark; as if I had some sort of reason to like them more over time, but I hadn't one—not that I actually knew of, anyway. I had forgotten why I had been checking my email incessantly anyway, besides the new sound packs that seemed to have been magically pouring in, which i became excited to use when the right time struck to dive back into aboleton, learning in broad lessons in how there was a grace period between finishing and submitting tracks and starting again, and being careful not to sink into monotony—until I finally remembered, checking my email—that I had been nervous about samples from one of the latest releases clearing—however—a miracle indeed, it had been approved, and the message sit atop a pile of nonsense in the rest of my email with the news that it had been delivered to stores— I had put out about 15 singles since the beginning of the month and had a week's time more in my subscription to the distribution service—and I planned not to waste any time before my account being terminated— not that eventually I wouldn't renew the subscription, however— it would be at least a few months and probably into the early spring. I had, after all, purchased the subscription around the same time a year sooner, which allowed me to purchase the service at half price— a luxury which no doubt would end before my next payday, and after the payment for my Peloton—however— I thoroughly enjoyed keeping my energy well to myself, and it seemed I was recovering well from having been followed to the gym and harassed, however, now the annoyance was— my neighbor wouldn't leave me alone. She was high maintenance, full of drama, probably a little bit toxic— And now, she wanted to be friends. I thought it best to stay on her good side, and had politely declined the invitation to Christmas at her apartment with her mother, but knew that until one of us moved, I would have to safely navigate the trenches of neighborly rapport; though something told me to be careful with the valitile fragility of the entire thing, it seemed almost the same with anyone, even old friends, that trust itself was rare to have in others, and so my holiday wishes had been simple and humble in truth; it had snowed, and I was alone, and making music— the home gym set-up, complete with yoga mat, Peleton and pink treadmill were simply a bonus. —Tales of a Superstar DJ. [The Festival Project ™] Seven wooky dudes stand candy coated in the VIP section at a major music festival. Who brought them!? U did. Now I wonder ‘What's the difference' Same profession, So much distance I misjudged this; Thought I had it all Wedged behind one ear, Forlorn, (For Lorne) And one finger to the socket Sock puppet watching porn of Elmer Fudd Now, knock it off— I wanna know why god chose the number one, Folders up dollar bill Back of the collections call The corner, a sharp deposit Sure, For figure, full figured dolphins Sawed it all off— A saw tooth lecture; So fire sure a God, But then, A one lost walkie talkie And the other is, of course Without a battery For famine, is it? I also starve. (It's good curry, though.) No more batting practice And no more favors, I'm sure I won't bring it up I've got some kind of trauma In the wallet full of cards I dropped No messages (Still don't know what Ivermectin is.) Refuse to google such an awkward juncture. Sure, the junk worked— Sure the cops called After supper, On you go: The father's Carson. Uncle Parr is at the door. UNCLE JACK I'm back! DAD Sure, you are. [The Man resembles the late Jack Parr.] Here comes old wheats his name, The cousin, tagging alongside big brother A Jon with no H, the cousin— But I just can't call it [A strange looking boy resembling JON STEWART enters alongside his cousin, an even stranger looking whom resembles DAVID LETTERMAN— between the two of them, they are the oldest of the boys, about high school aged—dressed fashionably but odd and both dawning suspenders with their strange and quite ill fitting pants. This is weird. What is this—what is this? What is this here for! Why does this exist at all? What are you doing this for? Skipping suicide another night? Beats the knife in my back. —because, I just don't care anymore. L E G E N D S In an ‘imaginary‘ parallel dimension, the world is torn when the workforce—not just of one Union or another, but the workforce of the entire country goes on strike as a protest against high costs of living in demand of a living wage; a nightly entertainment program is interrupted with a news broadcast which declares a state of emergency—the economy itself on the verge of collapse. Oh. That's what I'm writing. You know, they're gonna kill me for this. —that's why you need therapy! Look, all I want to do is make dance music. Why bother. Why bother at all When big brother is watching, And long gone is Jack Parr, It's all done and divorced, But all sausage party, The festival project. Numb3rs Digital Liquid {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective ©

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]
[The Abyss.] (ft. The Glimmer Twins)

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 7:43


TITUS Come, now— As the king does sit upon my throne, Though not a King myself as I, Still cherished among men and many Who are in thine favor, As you seek truth to bear, my King And not your but also yours, Does partake thy bethrotjen nature, To swallow whole a seed a assumption as To vanish by trace, The rather and tide to bond, For truth you seek, And truth I bear, As fruit does grow, By force of not God, But nature, And to thine, the faring way The truth does seek you, too Thus, my God and Queen— But also King, Ruler never captured And gained wisdom by time, Which— None does have, but thyself. And now, Titus. To know,node bearing fruit are I And bearing truth shall you, A lesson gathered, as you as one And I as other— under the assumption of Love What is love? God, this is a sausage feat in here. Let's get some women in this bitch. Oh, there are women— They just don't speak much— Especially in this series Ascension. Because they're perfect. Archaic is this, A truce for the truth I seek. A wage for the war I've bargeouned. Listen now. You tell me. I tell you all that I know, For nothing now, And in nothing's sake, The shared alter. I, too, you. And you to I— Have we parted but some to forge But others? No others remain. And still I gather. With flower. And grow thy seed. The fruit, or truth? No difference. A tree, I am born. To wake. A shadow in the summer's night where autumn azure sun does beem, The wicked truth you lie to pardon Stands in its own awakening; Shallow moon tide's at dawn, And so, you kind folk of Kingdom there And Kingdom come, The truth is said as this, The seed the fruit— The love was born in ritual, And only then, The dance was made, For the song to have been sung as such. Dear Queen, my heart. For never better none has taken guilt in wavering the time has come; Never now but always forward And never there but always bound, To love itself, And so I am. Again. Trust me. I have. The King is slain. —but also lives. As haunted and as haunting no doubt, But to gain is this, my trust And in your waiver— the vow My honor, and sacntity so. The swine. Not of this realm, but others seek. And in this realm and others so The truth of fruit shall parish, Ignored and never eaten Never to have grown from seed, And then, of course, No tree shall I shadow In midnight summer's truth, The blue azure light, Of seeking sun, Soon to align, By midnight dawn, And waking tide— The moon you say. A sworn disaster. And so, I pray. All's fair. And you. [TITUS with a heavy heart exits the corridor.] {Enter The Multiverse} The Strine Force Five assembles in the basement before supper is called SETH, a peckish boy, almost goilish looking, maybe 11 or so steals cookies from OLIVER, who might be about 9, who speaks with a heavy and very proper English accent— Stop stealing my biscuits! Why bring them if you're not going to share? I did share. You lot had the box! You know these are cookies, right? They're my special biscuits. UPSTAIRS, MOM and DAD, very much the classic stereotypical suburban and American everywoman and Everyman prepare for supper. DAD, who resembles almost too much the LATE JOHNNY CARSON, peers into his newspaper conspicuously— Who does mom resemble? Let me — LATER, at the DINNER TABLE. Boys, Say hello to your uncle Steve. [The man heavily resembles Steve Allen] OLIVER Hello, Uncle Steve! UNCLE STEVE …I'm not your uncle. LIL JIMMY (Mumbling) I don't like uncle Steve… BIG JIMMY elbows him. Hard. LIL JIMMY Ow! BIG JIMMY smacks him upside the head, however without harming his very neatly done swooping hair. LIL JIMMY Where's uncle Jack? UNCLE STEVE He's on his way. DAD (Grumbles) …always late. LIL JIMMY (also grumbling, almost mimicking) —that's what I'm saying. BIG JIMMY shoves LIL JIMMY into his seat Also meanwhile, in another alternate dimension. So you're real name is JIMMY WANG. I fucking guess. That's nuts! —it's..:whatever. No, that's nuts— No, it's balls, homie, Your actual name is actually “Dick” twice. Hehehehe. Stop it. Did you have a middle name. No! Let me see. NO. Stop— let me— NO! [he grabs the birth certificate from Jimmy's grip] Let's see. —Jimmy— UGH, Oh, that's interesting, Jimmy and not James, how endearing—let's see— Jimmy—Ah, RICHARD— Wang. Oh my God. Your whole name is just— STOP IT. —it's just dicks. Just—penis words. Tripe dicks. AH! [nearly in tears, JIMMY runs to sulk into the washroom while his buddies continue making dick jokes; it's almost to much to bear—having learned so much about his true identity, most recently, that he was adopted at a very young age from a very nice Asian couple.] SUNNI BLU (Reading newspaper, breaking fourth wall) I told you he was Asian bro. SUDDENLY, Deadpool crashes through the door. SUNNI BLU tosses the super hot model in their lap across the room. YO. DEADPOOL. DEADPOOL YO. SUNNI BLU NOT COOL, BRO. DEADPOOL —what was your name again? SUNNI BLU Ya mutha! DEADPOOL NOT COOL. SUNNI BLU Whateva. {Enter The Multiverse} “Tools of the Trade” Welcome to Hollywood. Who are you? That's not important. It seems important. Now—lessonsz Ok. Tools of the trade: Uh huh. My dick. [he insinuates his crotch] Package. My dyke. [A very pretty lesbian appears out of nowhere.] Hello. My Dick Van Dyke. DICK VAN DYKE also appears out of nowhere. Woah, dude! Careful, he's priceless. I know dude. I can hear you, you know. I hear you too, Dick. Woah! How old are you, dude? Old! Get out of here; Go lay down; Take a nap! They said the gig was till 3. You're off early. Or late. [DICK VAN DYKE turns to leave.] I can still hear you. sweet yellow pinapple and coconut curry over brown rice and lentils sounded like a good Christmas Eve In— “Wait? It is Christmas Eve, isn't it?” I checked the date and time as my phone connected to the wifi. “Yep.” I concurred, slurping the last of the curry broth from my dinner bowl— my second, but most likely out of three. I'd made enough to last however two or three days, and though I had been offline for throught most of now what seemed the entire month, letting my bills lapse over to make nonexistent room in the budget for the peloton, which seemed fair, considering how small I was getting, even cooking and eating myself into the non complacent waking coma that was the vivid and apt focus needed to create music for hours on end—something I had never quite done before in a certain way, and it seemed as though working in this fashion seemed somehow to have moved me solidly forward and sideways through time a bit—some sort of diagonal. I had rested the Sabbath and in the midst of it fallen behind by two days, but making up for it and catching up speed, I had submitted two releases in the early morning on the same day, now coming to an end—and somewhere in the middle, waking up after the fact to a fresh blanket of snow and the whimsy that came with it. A white Christmas afterall, perhaps, if it didn't melt by the following morning, which, judging by the fact that the coffee in the tumbler was still piping hot and not just like warm—I.e., fresh—that I might the same be up early into Christmas morning, also the first day of Hanukkah, and although I had forgone getting a menorah, after the attempt to pick up a free one I had found online over the summer in search of a cat, it didn't seem worth the cost to buy one; I was saving for too many things at once, which meant also nothing, but I couldn't be happier to spend the holidays alone and quietly— I couldn't be with the one person I wanted most, anyway, and so being alone was the next best thing. I almost wished I had've found the cat by now, but it was probably better that I was for the most part, unanchored, and could travel at will if needed. I thought to submit some of my new songs as demos to labels or into contests to try to find a job, but either way I knew in the moment that I would be playing live again by spring, even if it was just barmitsvahe and weddings, the latter of which I actually hoped to avoid, besides the Jewish ones—and my affinity for Jews had become remarkably trademark; as if I had some sort of reason to like them more over time, but I hadn't one—not that I actually knew of, anyway. I had forgotten why I had been checking my email incessantly anyway, besides the new sound packs that seemed to have been magically pouring in, which i became excited to use when the right time struck to dive back into aboleton, learning in broad lessons in how there was a grace period between finishing and submitting tracks and starting again, and being careful not to sink into monotony—until I finally remembered, checking my email—that I had been nervous about samples from one of the latest releases clearing—however—a miracle indeed, it had been approved, and the message sit atop a pile of nonsense in the rest of my email with the news that it had been delivered to stores— I had put out about 15 singles since the beginning of the month and had a week's time more in my subscription to the distribution service—and I planned not to waste any time before my account being terminated— not that eventually I wouldn't renew the subscription, however— it would be at least a few months and probably into the early spring. I had, after all, purchased the subscription around the same time a year sooner, which allowed me to purchase the service at half price— a luxury which no doubt would end before my next payday, and after the payment for my Peloton—however— I thoroughly enjoyed keeping my energy well to myself, and it seemed I was recovering well from having been followed to the gym and harassed, however, now the annoyance was— my neighbor wouldn't leave me alone. She was high maintenance, full of drama, probably a little bit toxic— And now, she wanted to be friends. I thought it best to stay on her good side, and had politely declined the invitation to Christmas at her apartment with her mother, but knew that until one of us moved, I would have to safely navigate the trenches of neighborly rapport; though something told me to be careful with the valitile fragility of the entire thing, it seemed almost the same with anyone, even old friends, that trust itself was rare to have in others, and so my holiday wishes had been simple and humble in truth; it had snowed, and I was alone, and making music— the home gym set-up, complete with yoga mat, Peleton and pink treadmill were simply a bonus. —Tales of a Superstar DJ. [The Festival Project ™] Seven wooky dudes stand candy coated in the VIP section at a major music festival. Who brought them!? U did. Now I wonder ‘What's the difference' Same profession, So much distance I misjudged this; Thought I had it all Wedged behind one ear, Forlorn, (For Lorne) And one finger to the socket Sock puppet watching porn of Elmer Fudd Now, knock it off— I wanna know why god chose the number one, Folders up dollar bill Back of the collections call The corner, a sharp deposit Sure, For figure, full figured dolphins Sawed it all off— A saw tooth lecture; So fire sure a God, But then, A one lost walkie talkie And the other is, of course Without a battery For famine, is it? I also starve. (It's good curry, though.) No more batting practice And no more favors, I'm sure I won't bring it up I've got some kind of trauma In the wallet full of cards I dropped No messages (Still don't know what Ivermectin is.) Refuse to google such an awkward juncture. Sure, the junk worked— Sure the cops called After supper, On you go: The father's Carson. Uncle Parr is at the door. UNCLE JACK I'm back! DAD Sure, you are. [The Man resembles the late Jack Parr.] Here comes old wheats his name, The cousin, tagging alongside big brother A Jon with no H, the cousin— But I just can't call it [A strange looking boy resembling JON STEWART enters alongside his cousin, an even stranger looking whom resembles DAVID LETTERMAN— between the two of them, they are the oldest of the boys, about high school aged—dressed fashionably but odd and both dawning suspenders with their strange and quite ill fitting pants. This is weird. What is this—what is this? What is this here for! Why does this exist at all? What are you doing this for? Skipping suicide another night? Beats the knife in my back. —because, I just don't care anymore. L E G E N D S In an ‘imaginary‘ parallel dimension, the world is torn when the workforce—not just of one Union or another, but the workforce of the entire country goes on strike as a protest against high costs of living in demand of a living wage; a nightly entertainment program is interrupted with a news broadcast which declares a state of emergency—the economy itself on the verge of collapse. Oh. That's what I'm writing. You know, they're gonna kill me for this. —that's why you need therapy! Look, all I want to do is make dance music. Why bother. Why bother at all When big brother is watching, And long gone is Jack Parr, It's all done and divorced, But all sausage party, The festival project. Numb3rs Digital Liquid {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective ©

Gerald’s World.
[The Abyss.] (ft. the Glimmer Twins)

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 7:43


TITUS Come, now— As the king does sit upon my throne, Though not a King myself as I, Still cherished among men and many Who are in thine favor, As you seek truth to bear, my King And not your but also yours, Does partake thy bethrotjen nature, To swallow whole a seed a assumption as To vanish by trace, The rather and tide to bond, For truth you seek, And truth I bear, As fruit does grow, By force of not God, But nature, And to thine, the faring way The truth does seek you, too Thus, my God and Queen— But also King, Ruler never captured And gained wisdom by time, Which— None does have, but thyself. And now, Titus. To know,node bearing fruit are I And bearing truth shall you, A lesson gathered, as you as one And I as other— under the assumption of Love What is love? God, this is a sausage feat in here. Let's get some women in this bitch. Oh, there are women— They just don't speak much— Especially in this series Ascension. Because they're perfect. Archaic is this, A truce for the truth I seek. A wage for the war I've bargeouned. Listen now. You tell me. I tell you all that I know, For nothing now, And in nothing's sake, The shared alter. I, too, you. And you to I— Have we parted but some to forge But others? No others remain. And still I gather. With flower. And grow thy seed. The fruit, or truth? No difference. A tree, I am born. To wake. A shadow in the summer's night where autumn azure sun does beem, The wicked truth you lie to pardon Stands in its own awakening; Shallow moon tide's at dawn, And so, you kind folk of Kingdom there And Kingdom come, The truth is said as this, The seed the fruit— The love was born in ritual, And only then, The dance was made, For the song to have been sung as such. Dear Queen, my heart. For never better none has taken guilt in wavering the time has come; Never now but always forward And never there but always bound, To love itself, And so I am. Again. Trust me. I have. The King is slain. —but also lives. As haunted and as haunting no doubt, But to gain is this, my trust And in your waiver— the vow My honor, and sacntity so. The swine. Not of this realm, but others seek. And in this realm and others so The truth of fruit shall parish, Ignored and never eaten Never to have grown from seed, And then, of course, No tree shall I shadow In midnight summer's truth, The blue azure light, Of seeking sun, Soon to align, By midnight dawn, And waking tide— The moon you say. A sworn disaster. And so, I pray. All's fair. And you. [TITUS with a heavy heart exits the corridor.] {Enter The Multiverse} The Strine Force Five assembles in the basement before supper is called SETH, a peckish boy, almost goilish looking, maybe 11 or so steals cookies from OLIVER, who might be about 9, who speaks with a heavy and very proper English accent— Stop stealing my biscuits! Why bring them if you're not going to share? I did share. You lot had the box! You know these are cookies, right? They're my special biscuits. UPSTAIRS, MOM and DAD, very much the classic stereotypical suburban and American everywoman and Everyman prepare for supper. DAD, who resembles almost too much the LATE JOHNNY CARSON, peers into his newspaper conspicuously— Who does mom resemble? Let me — LATER, at the DINNER TABLE. Boys, Say hello to your uncle Steve. [The man heavily resembles Steve Allen] OLIVER Hello, Uncle Steve! UNCLE STEVE …I'm not your uncle. LIL JIMMY (Mumbling) I don't like uncle Steve… BIG JIMMY elbows him. Hard. LIL JIMMY Ow! BIG JIMMY smacks him upside the head, however without harming his very neatly done swooping hair. LIL JIMMY Where's uncle Jack? UNCLE STEVE He's on his way. DAD (Grumbles) …always late. LIL JIMMY (also grumbling, almost mimicking) —that's what I'm saying. BIG JIMMY shoves LIL JIMMY into his seat Also meanwhile, in another alternate dimension. So you're real name is JIMMY WANG. I fucking guess. That's nuts! —it's..:whatever. No, that's nuts— No, it's balls, homie, Your actual name is actually “Dick” twice. Hehehehe. Stop it. Did you have a middle name. No! Let me see. NO. Stop— let me— NO! [he grabs the birth certificate from Jimmy's grip] Let's see. —Jimmy— UGH, Oh, that's interesting, Jimmy and not James, how endearing—let's see— Jimmy—Ah, RICHARD— Wang. Oh my God. Your whole name is just— STOP IT. —it's just dicks. Just—penis words. Tripe dicks. AH! [nearly in tears, JIMMY runs to sulk into the washroom while his buddies continue making dick jokes; it's almost to much to bear—having learned so much about his true identity, most recently, that he was adopted at a very young age from a very nice Asian couple.] SUNNI BLU (Reading newspaper, breaking fourth wall) I told you he was Asian bro. SUDDENLY, Deadpool crashes through the door. SUNNI BLU tosses the super hot model in their lap across the room. YO. DEADPOOL. DEADPOOL YO. SUNNI BLU NOT COOL, BRO. DEADPOOL —what was your name again? SUNNI BLU Ya mutha! DEADPOOL NOT COOL. SUNNI BLU Whateva. {Enter The Multiverse} “Tools of the Trade” Welcome to Hollywood. Who are you? That's not important. It seems important. Now—lessonsz Ok. Tools of the trade: Uh huh. My dick. [he insinuates his crotch] Package. My dyke. [A very pretty lesbian appears out of nowhere.] Hello. My Dick Van Dyke. DICK VAN DYKE also appears out of nowhere. Woah, dude! Careful, he's priceless. I know dude. I can hear you, you know. I hear you too, Dick. Woah! How old are you, dude? Old! Get out of here; Go lay down; Take a nap! They said the gig was till 3. You're off early. Or late. [DICK VAN DYKE turns to leave.] I can still hear you. sweet yellow pinapple and coconut curry over brown rice and lentils sounded like a good Christmas Eve In— “Wait? It is Christmas Eve, isn't it?” I checked the date and time as my phone connected to the wifi. “Yep.” I concurred, slurping the last of the curry broth from my dinner bowl— my second, but most likely out of three. I'd made enough to last however two or three days, and though I had been offline for throught most of now what seemed the entire month, letting my bills lapse over to make nonexistent room in the budget for the peloton, which seemed fair, considering how small I was getting, even cooking and eating myself into the non complacent waking coma that was the vivid and apt focus needed to create music for hours on end—something I had never quite done before in a certain way, and it seemed as though working in this fashion seemed somehow to have moved me solidly forward and sideways through time a bit—some sort of diagonal. I had rested the Sabbath and in the midst of it fallen behind by two days, but making up for it and catching up speed, I had submitted two releases in the early morning on the same day, now coming to an end—and somewhere in the middle, waking up after the fact to a fresh blanket of snow and the whimsy that came with it. A white Christmas afterall, perhaps, if it didn't melt by the following morning, which, judging by the fact that the coffee in the tumbler was still piping hot and not just like warm—I.e., fresh—that I might the same be up early into Christmas morning, also the first day of Hanukkah, and although I had forgone getting a menorah, after the attempt to pick up a free one I had found online over the summer in search of a cat, it didn't seem worth the cost to buy one; I was saving for too many things at once, which meant also nothing, but I couldn't be happier to spend the holidays alone and quietly— I couldn't be with the one person I wanted most, anyway, and so being alone was the next best thing. I almost wished I had've found the cat by now, but it was probably better that I was for the most part, unanchored, and could travel at will if needed. I thought to submit some of my new songs as demos to labels or into contests to try to find a job, but either way I knew in the moment that I would be playing live again by spring, even if it was just barmitsvahe and weddings, the latter of which I actually hoped to avoid, besides the Jewish ones—and my affinity for Jews had become remarkably trademark; as if I had some sort of reason to like them more over time, but I hadn't one—not that I actually knew of, anyway. I had forgotten why I had been checking my email incessantly anyway, besides the new sound packs that seemed to have been magically pouring in, which i became excited to use when the right time struck to dive back into aboleton, learning in broad lessons in how there was a grace period between finishing and submitting tracks and starting again, and being careful not to sink into monotony—until I finally remembered, checking my email—that I had been nervous about samples from one of the latest releases clearing—however—a miracle indeed, it had been approved, and the message sit atop a pile of nonsense in the rest of my email with the news that it had been delivered to stores— I had put out about 15 singles since the beginning of the month and had a week's time more in my subscription to the distribution service—and I planned not to waste any time before my account being terminated— not that eventually I wouldn't renew the subscription, however— it would be at least a few months and probably into the early spring. I had, after all, purchased the subscription around the same time a year sooner, which allowed me to purchase the service at half price— a luxury which no doubt would end before my next payday, and after the payment for my Peloton—however— I thoroughly enjoyed keeping my energy well to myself, and it seemed I was recovering well from having been followed to the gym and harassed, however, now the annoyance was— my neighbor wouldn't leave me alone. She was high maintenance, full of drama, probably a little bit toxic— And now, she wanted to be friends. I thought it best to stay on her good side, and had politely declined the invitation to Christmas at her apartment with her mother, but knew that until one of us moved, I would have to safely navigate the trenches of neighborly rapport; though something told me to be careful with the valitile fragility of the entire thing, it seemed almost the same with anyone, even old friends, that trust itself was rare to have in others, and so my holiday wishes had been simple and humble in truth; it had snowed, and I was alone, and making music— the home gym set-up, complete with yoga mat, Peleton and pink treadmill were simply a bonus. —Tales of a Superstar DJ. [The Festival Project ™] Seven wooky dudes stand candy coated in the VIP section at a major music festival. Who brought them!? U did. Now I wonder ‘What's the difference' Same profession, So much distance I misjudged this; Thought I had it all Wedged behind one ear, Forlorn, (For Lorne) And one finger to the socket Sock puppet watching porn of Elmer Fudd Now, knock it off— I wanna know why god chose the number one, Folders up dollar bill Back of the collections call The corner, a sharp deposit Sure, For figure, full figured dolphins Sawed it all off— A saw tooth lecture; So fire sure a God, But then, A one lost walkie talkie And the other is, of course Without a battery For famine, is it? I also starve. (It's good curry, though.) No more batting practice And no more favors, I'm sure I won't bring it up I've got some kind of trauma In the wallet full of cards I dropped No messages (Still don't know what Ivermectin is.) Refuse to google such an awkward juncture. Sure, the junk worked— Sure the cops called After supper, On you go: The father's Carson. Uncle Parr is at the door. UNCLE JACK I'm back! DAD Sure, you are. [The Man resembles the late Jack Parr.] Here comes old wheats his name, The cousin, tagging alongside big brother A Jon with no H, the cousin— But I just can't call it [A strange looking boy resembling JON STEWART enters alongside his cousin, an even stranger looking whom resembles DAVID LETTERMAN— between the two of them, they are the oldest of the boys, about high school aged—dressed fashionably but odd and both dawning suspenders with their strange and quite ill fitting pants. This is weird. What is this—what is this? What is this here for! Why does this exist at all? What are you doing this for? Skipping suicide another night? Beats the knife in my back. —because, I just don't care anymore. L E G E N D S In an ‘imaginary‘ parallel dimension, the world is torn when the workforce—not just of one Union or another, but the workforce of the entire country goes on strike as a protest against high costs of living in demand of a living wage; a nightly entertainment program is interrupted with a news broadcast which declares a state of emergency—the economy itself on the verge of collapse. Oh. That's what I'm writing. You know, they're gonna kill me for this. —that's why you need therapy! Look, all I want to do is make dance music. Why bother. Why bother at all When big brother is watching, And long gone is Jack Parr, It's all done and divorced, But all sausage party, The festival project. Numb3rs Digital Liquid {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective ©

The Tone Control
Ep. 275 - A Sawed Off Shotgun of SM57s

The Tone Control

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 76:06


DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/KU255nqgxY  PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thetonecontrol NEWSLETTER: http://eepurl.com/isAxIc  00:00:00 intro and what's new 00:06:10 BOTCON 00:19:56 Amp things 00:39:37 01:02:13 TOTW 01:13:51 Patreon and Outro

Think Progressively
Ep. 132 - Nothing Important Happened While We Were Gone, Right?

Think Progressively

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 59:18


Send us a textWE'RE BACK! This week, we catch up on a ton of things we missed while we were gone and look forward to the big presidential debate. If you like our podcast, make sure to leave a 5-star review!  Useful links from the episode:Four killed in Georgia school shootingNearly 50 people have been killed, injured in K-12 school shootings across the US in 2024Right-Wing Influencer Network Tenet Media Allegedly Spread Russian DisinformationWired did an analysis on the transcripts of the videos that Tenet posted to their YouTube channelJudge delays Donald Trump's sentencing in hush money case until after November electionRobert F. Kennedy Jr. Sawed the Head Off a Whale and Drove It Home, Daughter SaysRFK Jr. admits to dumping a dead bear in Central Park, solving a decade-old mysteryTrump adds RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard to his transition teamTrump's Arlington National Cemetery ControversySeptember YouGov Poll

Today with Claire Byrne
Trump faces new 2020 election interference charges and RFK Junior on claims he chain sawed whale's head off

Today with Claire Byrne

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 5:46


Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect
"XDEFIANT SEASON 1 - IS THIS GAME GETTING WORSE!?"

Analytic Dreamz: Notorious Mass Effect

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2024 11:06


Linktree: https://linktr.ee/AnalyticNotorious Mass Effect: XDefiant Season 1 BreakdownAnalytic Dreamz analyzes everything new in XDefiant's explosive Season 1! Gear up for a deep dive into the fresh content, including:New Faction: The GSK joins the fray, featuring familiar faces from Rainbow Six Siege – Bandit, Jäger, and Blitz – with abilities adapted for XDefiant's fast-paced action.Weapon Arsenal Expands: Master the LVOA-C assault rifle's high fire rate, the L115 sniper rifle's balanced damage, and the close-quarters power of the Sawed-off Shotgun.Mastery Colors: Flaunt your skills with new Titanium, Violet, Azure, and Prisma mastery colors.Ranked Play Arrives: Climb the competitive ladder in the 4v4 Ranked Playlist featuring Ocuppy, Domination, Zone Control, and Escort. Prove your mettle through adjusted rules and seven tiers, from Bronze to Legends.New Map – Reimagined: Explore the familiar yet revamped Clubhouse map, inspired by Rainbow Six Siege, with strategic adjustments to key areas.Support Your Favorite Creators: Show your love for XDefiant content creators through in-game purchases.Patch Notes Rundown: Analytic Dreamz breaks down key balance changes, including ability adjustments, the introduction of Capture the Flag (CTF), and improved sniper flinch. Plus, discover bug fixes for weapons, devices, and social features.Beginner's Bootcamp: Dive into essential tips for XDefiant newcomers, covering faction mastery, settings optimization, weapon customization, flanking tactics, map knowledge, teamwork, advanced movement, aiming strategies, and more.Reviews Roundup: Analytic Dreamz analyzes critic reception, highlighting the game's praised gunplay and core mechanics alongside discussions on content and features. Ratings range from 6 to 8 out of 10.Don't miss this segment for a comprehensive look at XDefiant's Season 1 and everything it brings to the arena!Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/analytic-dreamz-notorious-mass-effect/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Scott's Self-Indulgent Movie Podcast
Episode 841: Little Moments I Love: Max's Sawed-Off Shotgun in The Road Warrior

Scott's Self-Indulgent Movie Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 4:37


The Road Warrior builds up Max's signature weapon in a great way. Read more at: https://scottsself-indulgentmovieblog.blogspot.com/

ATI Podcast
Episode 113 - SAWED OFF (STL, MO)

ATI Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 43:07


EP113 of the #ATIpodcast w/ BEAR, he welcomes SAWED OFF, a St. Louis, MO Death Metal outfit. In this episode of the ATI Podcast, host Barrett Lewis interviews the band Sawed Off from St. Louis. They gang discuss the band's formation, their musical influences, and their goals for the future. The band members talk about their love for death metal, and their desire to create music that they themselves would enjoy. They also mention some of the bands they have played with and recommend checking out. The conversation touches on their recording process and their preference for using traditional methods to capture their authentic sound. They emphasize the importance of playing live shows and the energy they bring to their performances. They also discuss their creative process and the intention behind their songwriting and transitions. The episode also features a discussion about their favorite 90s country artists. Sawed Off discusses their love for diverse music across multiple genres. They also share their current favorite artists, including Gate Creeper, Jarhead Fertilizer, Tomb Sentinel, Vitriol, and more. They express their appreciation for the support of their fans and their desire to continue growing as a band. The episode finishes with SAWED OFF's "CLING TO THE BEAST". The intro features a segment of SAWED OFF's "DULL KNIFE." Where to find SAWED OFF: IG: https://www.instagram.com/sawedoffdeath/ FB: https://www.facebook.com/sawedoffdeath X/Twitter: https://twitter.com/SAWEDOFFDEATH Bandcamp: https://sawedoffdeath.bandcamp.com/album/forced-blunt-trauma SITE: https://linktr.ee/sawedoffdeath Like, Listen, Enjoy, Subscribe to the ATI Podcast collective anywhere you get your podcast audio. ⁠https://flow.page/atipod⁠ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ati-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ati-podcast/support

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Pebkac Podcast
371 - Sawed-off SONOFF

Pebkac Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2024 54:33


PEBKAC Trio discussing new light switches and other unnecessary musings.

Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland

"Every chapter gets better and better. Can't wait to read more. Have no idea where this is going and loving it." - Ryan McKinney, Writer and Director, The Invited | In a world on the brink of destruction, Joe continues his journey in an edge-of-your-seat adventure as he faces the desolate aftermath of a global cataclysm head-on. | S1E1 Chapter 3: They reach the town, fight off more robots, and make their way to the gun store to stock up on weapons. | A humorous sci-fi serial fiction audiobook podcast from author Joe Gillis. Catch a new chapter of Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland Wednesdays. Join Joe's Community at CinematicWasteland.com. Read this chapter at https://members.joegillis.com/articles/postapocalyptic-joe-cinematic-wasteland-chapter-3. You can see me in action as Post-Apocalyptic Joe in the video I made for Beyond Geek about my experience here. Odin Makes: Sawed-off shotgun from Mad Max and Evil Dead. BONUS: I joined Odin Makes for a livestream to weather a pair of new goggles, creating a vintage look. Check it out: Odin Makes Livestream with Joe.

Dark Side of Wikipedia | True Crime & Dark History
Mother Kills Husband Asks Kids To Help Move Sawed-Off Body Parts

Dark Side of Wikipedia | True Crime & Dark History

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 7:54


A 36-year-old mother from LaPorte, Indiana, Thessalonica Allen, has been sentenced to spend 63 years in a state correctional facility for the brutal slaying of her husband, Randy Allen.  LaPorte County Circuit Court Judge Thomas J. Alevizos delivered the severe sentence following a swift trial in which a jury found Allen guilty on multiple charges, including murder, abuse of a corpse, and altering the scene of a death.  The jury deliberated for less than 30 minutes in July before reaching their verdict. Judge Alevizos, [Al-uh-VEE-sohs] in his sentencing decision, emphasized the aggravating factors in the case, stating that they far outweighed any mitigating elements. These aggravating factors included evidence of premeditation both before and after the tragic event and a stark lack of remorse on Allen's part, as documented in court records.  Judge Alevizos underscored the significant psychological impact on Allen's two young children, who were forced to participate in the gruesome aftermath of their father's murder. He noted that Allen even went so far as to place blame on her youngest child.  The grim events unfolded on July 27, 2021, when Allen fatally shot her husband inside their family home while their children, under 16, were present. The children reported hearing a "loud bang" and discovering their mother lying on the floor, urging them not to call 911 and sending them back to their rooms.  Later that night, Allen woke her children and instructed them to assist in moving their father's lifeless body outside the house and into his car. However, the weight proved too much for them to handle. Subsequently, Allen resorted to even more macabre methods to dispose of the body.  According to the children's statements to detectives, Allen acquired cleaning supplies and an ax the following day, using it to dismember Randy Allen's corpse. She then enlisted the help of her children in placing the body parts into a tote bag. Despite their efforts, the body remained too heavy for them to move. Allen allegedly expressed her intention to drive to a location in South Bend, where she planned to set the body on fire.  The police became involved when a man, who had been in a previous relationship with Thessalonica Allen and was the father of one of the children, reported the gruesome situation. He claimed that Allen had called him, alleging that Randy Allen was abusing their child. Upon arriving at the apartment, the man discovered Randy Allen's lifeless body, prompting Thessalonica Allen to confess to the murder.  Despite being asked to assist in moving the body, the man declined and asked to be driven back home. During the drive, he claimed that Allen threw a gun out of the car window. Thessalonica Allen was later located by police in the parking lot of an Ace Hardware store in LaPorte, where she tearfully confessed to killing her husband. She claimed it was in self-defense after he allegedly choked her.  In a chilling revelation, Allen admitted to cutting off Randy's legs when she couldn't fit him into the tote bag. The children corroborated this account during police interviews. The argument leading to the murder allegedly stemmed from Randy Allen confronting Thessalonica about a website she had been using, though no specific details about the site were provided.  During the trial, Allen's defense attempted to mount a claim of self-defense, alleging that Randy Allen had lunged at her during the fight. Prosecutors countered by revealing that Thessalonica Allen had lied to obtain a protective order against her husband. Additionally, investigators found a handwritten note in the apartment outlining tasks related to getting rid of Randy Allen's body, further suggesting premeditation.  The note said:  1. Spray s— in face, hit him in right knee w/ hammer  2. Hit w/hammer/stab him  3. Roll body up in sheets & plastic bags Want to listen to ALL of our podcasts AD-FREE? Subscribe through APPLE PODCASTS, and try it for three days free: https://tinyurl.com/ycw626tj Follow Our Other Cases: https://www.truecrimetodaypod.com The latest on Catching the Long Island Serial Killer, Awaiting Admission: BTK's Unconfessed Crimes, Delphi Murders: Inside the Crime, Chad & Lori Daybell, The Murder of Ana Walshe, Alex Murdaugh, Bryan Kohberger, Lucy Letby, Kouri Richins, Malevolent Mormon Mommys, Justice for Harmony Montgomery, The Murder of Stephen Smith, The Murder of Madeline Kingsbury, and much more! Listen at https://www.truecrimetodaypod.com

Hidden Killers With Tony Brueski | True Crime News & Commentary
Mother Kills Husband Asks Kids To Help Move Sawed-Off Body Parts

Hidden Killers With Tony Brueski | True Crime News & Commentary

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 7:54


A 36-year-old mother from LaPorte, Indiana, Thessalonica Allen, has been sentenced to spend 63 years in a state correctional facility for the brutal slaying of her husband, Randy Allen.  LaPorte County Circuit Court Judge Thomas J. Alevizos delivered the severe sentence following a swift trial in which a jury found Allen guilty on multiple charges, including murder, abuse of a corpse, and altering the scene of a death.  The jury deliberated for less than 30 minutes in July before reaching their verdict. Judge Alevizos, [Al-uh-VEE-sohs] in his sentencing decision, emphasized the aggravating factors in the case, stating that they far outweighed any mitigating elements. These aggravating factors included evidence of premeditation both before and after the tragic event and a stark lack of remorse on Allen's part, as documented in court records.  Judge Alevizos underscored the significant psychological impact on Allen's two young children, who were forced to participate in the gruesome aftermath of their father's murder. He noted that Allen even went so far as to place blame on her youngest child.  The grim events unfolded on July 27, 2021, when Allen fatally shot her husband inside their family home while their children, under 16, were present. The children reported hearing a "loud bang" and discovering their mother lying on the floor, urging them not to call 911 and sending them back to their rooms.  Later that night, Allen woke her children and instructed them to assist in moving their father's lifeless body outside the house and into his car. However, the weight proved too much for them to handle. Subsequently, Allen resorted to even more macabre methods to dispose of the body.  According to the children's statements to detectives, Allen acquired cleaning supplies and an ax the following day, using it to dismember Randy Allen's corpse. She then enlisted the help of her children in placing the body parts into a tote bag. Despite their efforts, the body remained too heavy for them to move. Allen allegedly expressed her intention to drive to a location in South Bend, where she planned to set the body on fire.  The police became involved when a man, who had been in a previous relationship with Thessalonica Allen and was the father of one of the children, reported the gruesome situation. He claimed that Allen had called him, alleging that Randy Allen was abusing their child. Upon arriving at the apartment, the man discovered Randy Allen's lifeless body, prompting Thessalonica Allen to confess to the murder.  Despite being asked to assist in moving the body, the man declined and asked to be driven back home. During the drive, he claimed that Allen threw a gun out of the car window. Thessalonica Allen was later located by police in the parking lot of an Ace Hardware store in LaPorte, where she tearfully confessed to killing her husband. She claimed it was in self-defense after he allegedly choked her.  In a chilling revelation, Allen admitted to cutting off Randy's legs when she couldn't fit him into the tote bag. The children corroborated this account during police interviews. The argument leading to the murder allegedly stemmed from Randy Allen confronting Thessalonica about a website she had been using, though no specific details about the site were provided.  During the trial, Allen's defense attempted to mount a claim of self-defense, alleging that Randy Allen had lunged at her during the fight. Prosecutors countered by revealing that Thessalonica Allen had lied to obtain a protective order against her husband. Additionally, investigators found a handwritten note in the apartment outlining tasks related to getting rid of Randy Allen's body, further suggesting premeditation.  The note said:  1. Spray s— in face, hit him in right knee w/ hammer  2. Hit w/hammer/stab him  3. Roll body up in sheets & plastic bags Want to listen to ALL of our podcasts AD-FREE? Subscribe through APPLE PODCASTS, and try it for three days free: https://tinyurl.com/ycw626tj Follow Our Other Cases: https://www.truecrimetodaypod.com The latest on Catching the Long Island Serial Killer, Awaiting Admission: BTK's Unconfessed Crimes, Delphi Murders: Inside the Crime, Chad & Lori Daybell, The Murder of Ana Walshe, Alex Murdaugh, Bryan Kohberger, Lucy Letby, Kouri Richins, Malevolent Mormon Mommys, Justice for Harmony Montgomery, The Murder of Stephen Smith, The Murder of Madeline Kingsbury, and much more! Listen at https://www.truecrimetodaypod.com

Crime Stories with Nancy Grace
ARMED AND DANGEROUS: Crab Walking Double Killer "ON THE RUN WITH SAWED OFF .22"

Crime Stories with Nancy Grace

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 41:05 Transcription Available


Reverse 911 warnings went out to residents in Chester County, urging people to stay inside their homes. This after escaped fugitive, Danelo Cavalcante, broke into a house and stole a gun.  Police say Cavalcante is now armed with a .22 rifle. Law enforcement sources tell Fox 29 that the homeowner fired seven times at the escaped killer. State police have Cavalcante's waterlogged and muddy sneakers.  They were found during the search of a field. Police say a pair of boots were stolen from the porch of the home. Cavalcante's green hoodie was also recovered.  An updated description issued by Pennsylvania State Police describes Cavalcante as shirtless, wearing blue pants carrying a .22 cutoff rifle, with a 10-round magazine and a scope. Insiders also say Cavalcante had access to a cellphone.  Joining Nancy Grace Today: Matthew Mangino - Attorney, Former District Attorney (Lawrence County, PA), Author: "The Executioner's Toll: The Crimes, Arrests, Trials, Appeals, Last Meals, Final Words and Executions of 46 Persons in the United States", Twitter: @MatthewTMangino, MattMangino.com Dr. Bethany Marshall  - Psychoanalyst https://www.drbethanymarshall.com/, Instagram & TikTok: drbethanymarshall, Twitter:@DrBethanyLive  Irv Brandt -  Senior Inspector, US Marshals Service International Investigations Branch, Chief Inspector, DOJ Office of International Affairs; Author: “SOLO SHOT: CURSE OF THE BLUE STONE” available on Amazon, Also "FLYING SOLO: Top of the World" Twitter: @JackSoloAuthor “Turtleman” Chris Adams - Swamp Survival Expert, Facebook: Wiregrass Ecological & Cultural Project, TikTok @GAturtleman  Dr. Michelle DuPre- (Columbia, SC) Former Forensic Pathologist, Medical Examiner and Detective: Lexington County Sheriff's Department, Author: “Money, Mischief, and Murder…the Murdaugh Saga. The rest of the story"- out the end of September. Homicide Investigation Field Guide" & "Investigating Child Abuse Field Guide", Forensic Consultant Sheryl McCollum-(Atlanta, GA) Cold Case Investigative Research Institute Founder, ColdCaseCrimes.org, Host of new podcast: Zone 7, Twitter: @ColdCaseTips Eddie Kadhim [Cade-him], Reporter for FOX29 Philadelphia, https://www.fox29.com/person/k/eddie-kadhim, Facebook: Eddie Kadhim Journalist, Twitter: @KadhimWrites, Instagram: eddiekadhim  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things Police See: First Hand Accounts
Father Killed By Son, Hand Sawed Off In Bathtub, Evictee Armed w/AR-15

Things Police See: First Hand Accounts

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 79:03


In this episode James Disser tells some absolutely INSANE stories from his career.  Check out his book, link below!   James Disser has 31 years on the job as a police officer and detective. 3 years as an undercover investigator in narcotics, 5 years assigned to a major crimes task force, 9 years on SWAT.   Check out the book! www.echoesbook.com Support the show by joining the Patreon community today! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=27353055           -Video of the interviews           -Vinyl TPS logo sticker           -Patron Shoutout            -Exclusive posts and direct messaging to Steve Please rate and review on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/things-police-see-first-hand-accounts/id1384355891?mt=2 Shop Merch / Subscribe / be a guest / Contact  www.thingspolicesee.com Join the FB community!  https://www.facebook.com/thingspolicesee/ Background consultation - Ken@policebackground.net

A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan
ACT - "Sawed-Off Sugar Foot" (Wednesday 4-26-23)

A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 93:36


The far more censored version of the award-winning and unparalleled "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." - "A Corporate Time" is a daily companion and terrestrial radio show heard nationally on iHeartRadio. It's silly.

sugar foot sawed mediocre time corporate time
More Than Meets These Guys: A Transformers Podcast

It's here! The final episode of season 1! The guys wanna say thank you to everyone who has been listening and we hope you keep coming with us on this bizarre and fun ride. Last episode, the guys were talking about what things they loved but left behind at on point, but Ed wanted to end on a positive note, so they're going to talk about those properties that have redeemed themselves. The guys have a little disagreement on one of the properties, but then they have to dive headfirst into "A Plague of Insecticons," written by their buddy Dougie Booth! Does it live up to a good season ender? Does Ed have an interesting view of Pokemon? Find out these things and more on episode 16 of More Than Meets These Guys!As always, thanks for being there for us and please reach out if you like what you hear!If you'd like to contact the guys, they'd love to hear from you!Edhatestransformers@gmail.comMorethanmeetstheseguys@gmail.com@mtmtgpod on Twitterhttps://www.facebook.com/MoreThanMeetsTheseGuys/https://discord.gg/sKr8jwaAvhAlso, check out the new youtube channel!https://www.youtube.com/@MoreThanMeetsTheseGuysPODIf you'd like to toss a buck or more per episode, we'd adore and say nice things about you. You don't have to, as we'll still gladly hang out with you guys and gals every week, but we appreciate any help! patreon.com/user?u=69144181

Scott Ryfun
Ryfun: Sawed Off

Scott Ryfun

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 31:48


Hour 3 Audio from WGIG-AM and FM in Brunswick, GA

Sitcomadon
Episode 33 - Why so Many Sawed off Heads???

Sitcomadon

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 45:15


In this belated spooktacular, Brendan finally worked up the nerve to watch Hereditary, so we talk maybe the scariest movie ever.  We also  touch on the movie Barbarian, and then how our stupid brains work. 

LEO Round Table
Sawed-Off Shotgun Mistake On Video! LEO Round Table S07E46e

LEO Round Table

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2022 16:55


00:56 Sawed-off shotgun mistake on video 06:10 Officers stop ambush before it got worse 09:18 Cops fatally shoot a knife-wielding suspect 12:46 Suspect rams cop cars, get's fatally shot by officers LEO Round Table (law enforcement talk show) Season 7, Episode 46e (1,864) filmed on 11/14/2022 Topic 1 concerns video showing Sacramento County (California) Sheriff's Office deputies fatally shooting a man who was allegedly holding his girlfriend hostage and holding a sawed-off shotgun. Topic 2 concerns Metropolitan Nashville (Tennessee) Police Sergeants John Timm and Leonard Spadavecchia and Officer John Robish fatally shooting a man who opened fire upon them at a crime scene. Topic 3 concerns video showing Metropolitan Nashville Police Officers Ryan Thomas and Cameron Vandermerwe, fatally shooting a knife-wielding suspect. Topic 4 concerns Samuel Nunez being fatally shot by a Los Angeles County (California) Sheriff's Office deputy, after he rammed multiple patrol vehicles with his car. Show Panelists and Personalities: Chip DeBlock (Host and retired police Detective) John Newman (retired police assistant Chief) Bret Bartlett (retired police Captain) Randy Sutton (retired police Lieutenant) David D'Agresta (retired police Officer and sheriff's Corporal) Andrea Casale (retired police Officer) Will Statzer (Producer) Related Events, Organizations and Books: The Wounded Blue - Lt. Randy Sutton's charity https://thewoundedblue.org/ Rescuing 911: The Fight For America's Safety - by Lt. Randy Sutton (Pre-Order) https://rescuing911.org/ Books by panelist and retired Lt. Randy Sutton: https://www.amazon.com/Randy-Sutton/e/B001IR1MQU%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share Book by panelist and retired Lt. Bob Kroll's wife (featuring Lt. Kroll and Off. Derek Chauvin) They're Lying: The Media, The Left, and The Death of George Floyd - by Liz Collin https://thelieexposed.com/ Books by panelist and retired Secret Service Agent Mike Roche including "Mass Killers": https://www.amazon.com/Mike-Roche/e/B00BHEIF78%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share Content Partners: ThisIsButter - One of the BEST law enforcement video channels https://rumble.com/user/ThisIsButter The Free Press - LEO Round Table is in their Cops and Crimes section 5 days a week https://www.tampafp.com/ Video Show Schedule: Mondays at 7pm ET - 90 minute LIVE show on YouTube, Facebook1, Facebook2, LinkedIn and Twitter Tue - Sat at 9am ET - Excerpts from LIVE show are uploaded to YouTube and Rumble (approx. time) Syndicated Radio Schedule: http://leoroundtable.com/radio/syndicated-radio-stations/ Podcasts: https://anchor.fm/leoroundtable Website: http://leoroundtable.com/ Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/leoroundtable Parler: https://parler.com/profile/LEORoundTable/media YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/leoroundtable Twitter: https://twitter.com/LEORoundTable LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/company/leo-round-table Sponsors: MotionDSP - Video enhancement/redaction and audio redaction https://www.motiondsp.com/ Bang Energy - Energy drinks and products https://bangenergy.com/ The International Firearm Specialist Academy - The New Standard for Firearm Knowledge https://www.gunlearn.com/ Guardian Alliance Technologies - Hire Smarter, Investigate Applicants with Precision & Speed https://guardianalliancetechnologies.com/ MyMedicare.live - save money in Medicare insurance options from the experts http://www.mymedicare.live/ TAC-TOTE - Rapid access and deployment with magnetic technology https://tac-tote.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/leoroundtable/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/leoroundtable/support

Jamie Roxx's Pop Roxx Talk Radio Show
Eva Hamilton, Actress (Sawed Off, Film | Horror)

Jamie Roxx's Pop Roxx Talk Radio Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 69:00


Pop Art Painter Jamie Roxx (www.JamieRoxx.us) welcomes Eva Hamilton, Actress (Sawed Off, Film | Horror) to the Show!    (Click to go there) ● IMDB: www.imdb.com/title/tt14562632 ● IG: @_evahamilton_ ● TW: @_evahamilton_ ● FB: @actressevahamilton SAWED OFF, a new supernatural horror feature based on a comic anthology story and starring Eva Hamilton (RUIN ME, DEATH KISS), Jody Barton (UGLY SWEATER PARTY), and Trae Ireland (13/13/13). The movie will be released on digital platforms and DVD October 11. In the vein of "THE EVIL DEAD meets GROUNDHOG DAY," the movie centers on two hunters, friends for years and vying for the affections of the same woman, who find themselves on cursed land and keep killing each other and coming back to life. Hunter Johnson (IRRATIONAL FEAR) produces and directs. The screenplay is by Barton, Johnson, and Chuck Wagner, based on Wagner's Eclipse Comics story "Bag Limit," published in TALES OF TERROR in 1986.     ● Media Inquiries: October Coast PR www.octobercoastpr.com

Stay Walking: Dead Talk Live
Hunter Johnson & Eva Hamilton, ”Sawed Off” are our Special Guests - Audio Only

Stay Walking: Dead Talk Live

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 18:39


Hunter Johnson & Eva Hamilton, "Sawed Off" are our Special Guests

Stay Walking: Dead Talk Live
Hunter Johnson & Eva Hamilton, ”Sawed Off” are our Special Guests

Stay Walking: Dead Talk Live

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 18:40


Hunter Johnson & Eva Hamilton, "Sawed Off" are our Special Guests

Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast
9x06: The Woman on the Road - Let's Not Meet

Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 57:23


Stories in this episode: - The Insurance Man, by Hillary Denman (0:50) - Just Go, by Elizabeth (10:59) - The Woman on the Road, by Caleb Ragan (23:46) - The Sawed-off Shotgun, by abbysomnia (34:08) - The Barking Man, by Monique Sawyer (41:14) - I'm Not Allowed to Date Yet, by Diana (45:09) Extended Patreon Content: - He Took me to the Rat Room, by Lila - Tony, by Park - The Refrigeration Technician, by Abbey - Crazy Old Lady, by Caleb All of the stories you've heard this week were narrated and produced with the permission of their respective authors. Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast is not associated with Reddit or any other message boards online. To submit your story to the show, send it to letsnotmeetstories@gmail.com.   Get access to extended, ad-free episodes of Let's Not Meet: A True Horror Podcast with bonus stories every week at a higher bitrate along with a bunch of other great exclusive material and merch at patreon.com/letsnotmeetpodcast. This podcast would not be possible to continue at this rate without the help of the support of the legendary LNM Patrons. Come join the family! Don't forget to check out this week's episode of my other podcast Odd Trails for your true paranormal fix as well as the first episode of my new podcast the Old Time Radiocast all at crypticcountypodcasts.com. Sign up today and get your first 6 bottles of wine for $39.95 plus free shipping at tryfirstleaf.com/meet. Right now, save up to 55% off your subscription when you go to. Just go to BABBEL.com and use promo code MEET.  All time stamps are approximate and may not be 100% accurate after 90 days due to changes in ad placement.   - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/433173970399259/  - Twitter - https://twitter.com/letsnotmeetcast  - Website - https://letsnotmeetpodcast.com  - Patreon - https://patreon.com/letsnotmeetpodcast  - Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/letsnotmeetcast/   - Twitch - https://twitch.tv/crypticcounty 

Coffee Stains Podcast
The Night the Cast Chain Sawed Trees into Hands

Coffee Stains Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 93:59


Another week, another cast! Join us!

The Yak
Rone Gets His Cast Sawed Off Live On Air | The Yak 8-29-22

The Yak

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 114:15


Shoutout Dr. Dan

Sofa Flower Moon
Shatter Sawed Buccaneer

Sofa Flower Moon

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 30:29


https://www.sofa-flower-moon.com

The Karly Pilkboys Podcast
S2E21: Dry Wipe Cat, A Look Of Horror & Sawed-Off Bed.

The Karly Pilkboys Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 63:10


Alrite. - Karl's had 3 days off. - Pets with wigs in Japan.  - Shaved cat story. - Steve hear people slagging Ricky off. - White Van Karl. - Ricky's Dad's bed.  - Karl's Dad sawed a mattress. - That's Rickydiculous!  - Educating Ricky. And more!  Become a Patreon!: https://www.patreon.com/karlypilkboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Restump Podcast
Sawed To Great Heights

The Restump Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 48:13


One minute you're on the band saw, next minute you've got an All Australian jacket and 100 games under your belt. Time to Restump Podcast DJ Luke Ryan's 100th in the clash against the Power.Big game for Luke Ryan in his 100th as it is for Nathan Wilson in his 150th. But individual accolades will have to wait because we've got to somehow turn the Power off while managing to keep our top four faint flickering light on. We've got a trick up our sleeve though. We'll turn the Power of and switch to solar because we've got Sonny conditions! That's right sports fans Sonny Walters is back and geez we missed him last week. Port Adelaide have only just been travelling for most of the season but the return of Charlie Dixon four games ago and Connor Rozee's rise up the ranks has seen them steady up and regain winning form. We were pummelled in the midfield last week against the Blues and it won't get much easier against the likes of the experienced big bodied Travis Boak and Ollie Wines. He might not be back to his best or in tip top match fitness condition yet but we might need you Fyfey!And the big man, Sean Darcy, in the middle has been a bit off in recent weeks but he gets his chance to dominate the game against makeshift ruckman Jeremy Finlayson. Port Adelaide have only won 7 games this season. They have won 6 of their last 7 so they're in decent nick, but of their 7 wins to date, just 2 have been away from the Adelaide Oval. They have won 5 of the last 7 games against us but only 2 of those games have been played at Optus Stadium, of which we won both. We haven't played Port Adelaide at Optus in over 3 years so it really is foreign territory for them. We're back to the old Sunday arvo time slot so it actually should feel familiar for us! However, lets kill some time, have a chat about the clash, praise the milestone men and bring it home getting to know the great man Brett “Jojo” McDonnell a little better with another Ask Jojo segment.  

The Damage Guild | A D&D Podcast
Episode 128 – Never Sawed It Coming

The Damage Guild | A D&D Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 63:54


Our heroes have the cult expedition party right where they want them. Or do they? Azlo takes command. Shabba stacks stones. In Tokas' darkness, there can be no light.

Jesus Famous with Nate Holdridge
Anne Jensen - Shattered Plans, Sawed Fingers, & God's Goodness For Today

Jesus Famous with Nate Holdridge

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 41:15


When a saw cuts off your husband's fingers, life is never the same again. Anne Jensen, Calvary's Outreach Director, sits down with Pastor Nate to talk about life's unexpected curveballs and how God is consistently good through it all. You can learn more about Anne's ministry by visiting calvary.com/outreach.

RedAss Podcast
Sawed Off Again and the NIT! Spring Midseason Recap

RedAss Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 53:36


Rob and Roy discuss Baseball, Softball, Basketball, and US Mens Soccer in their spring midseason catchup.

Top Floor
29 | Buzz Sawed Tables

Top Floor

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 38:15


Marc Eliot is an established veteran of the New York City event design world and has worked with clients like The White House, high profile heads of state, Fortune 500 entities, and institutional organizations to create high-end, luxe events.  Marc is also an established song writer, vocalist, and author. Susan and Marc talk about how to recarpet a ballroom, which flower best embodies the Pantone color of the year, and how to catch the creative breeze.

Gun Talk
Ukrainian Ammo Donation; Dumb Crook Of The Week; Is This Sawed Off Shotgun Legal?: Gun Talk Radio | 03.20.22 Hour 1

Gun Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 44:02


In this hour: - Fred Wagenhals, Chairman and CEO of AMMO Inc, discusses the company's decision to donate one million rounds of ammunition to Ukrainian forces - Dumb crook tries to carjack two cops who were sitting in a marked police car. - His nephew sawed off the barrel of his shotgun.  Was that legal? What should he do now? Tom Gresham's Gun Talk 03.20.22 Hour 1

The Active Texan
Ep67 | Mason Sargent - Aggie Football and Crossfit

The Active Texan

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 40:18


In this episode of The Active Texan podcast we interview Mason Sargent. Mason walked on the football team at A&M University and was also in the corps of cadets. He grew up playing football and golf and now enjoys doing CrossFit and is pursuing a career as a firefighter. Hear stories from his time with Jimbo Fisher at A&M as well as training for and participating in crossfit competitions. We dive into mindset and mental health in pursuing fitness goals and leaning on your community. You can typically find Mason working out at Sawed-off Crossfit in College Station, TX. http://sawedoffcrossfittx.com

Halloweekly
Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Halloweekly

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 50:20


This movie has the horror community SAWED down the middle. We landed on the enjoyed it side. What did you think?

International News Service (INS)
Ep 53 - Get me a sawed off shotgun and a bucket of mackerel!

International News Service (INS)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 45:19


This week on INS, researchers delve deep into the sex lives of dolphins, rash of Korean house fires caused by cats, goldfish taught to drive a motorized fish tank, and we have a visit from Phoenix — the tap dancing, arsonist cat.   Hosts: Kevin Harrison, Mike Wiebe, Brian Camp Producer & Music: Mark Ryan Announcer: Nancy Walker Graphic Designer: Mike Tidwell

The Active Texan
Ep62 | Terrance Smith - Coach & Co-Owner at Sawed-Off CrossFit

The Active Texan

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 64:14


In this episode of The Active Texan we chat with BCS local Terrance Smith. Terrance is a coach and co-owner at Sawed-Off CrossFit in College Station. We learn more about the sports, activities and life experience that has made Terrance the person he is today. As an entrepreneur and someone who was born and raised in Bryan/College Station, he brings a heart for the community that is felt when you walk into the gym. Brian and Terrance discuss fitness in youth sports, mobility and of course, soccer.

Gun Talk
Downfall of the NRA; Is A Sawed-Off Shotgun Legal?; Why Have Iron Sights On A Rifle?: Gun Talk Radio | 11.14.21 Hour 1

Gun Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 43:43


In this hour: - Investigative journalist Tim Mak discusses his latest release, MISFIRE: Inside the Downfall of the NRA - A listener inherited a sawed-off shotgun.  Is it legal? - Is there any value to having iron sights on a hunting rifle? Tom Gresham's Gun Talk 11.14.21 Hour 1

Do Dragons Dream Of Scorched Sheep? - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Oakensnarl asked the party to sort out a camp of thieves stealing from the Feywood. The party finds the camp, and hatches a plan...Support us on Patreon and get early access to episodes, ad free listening and much more:https://www.patreon.com/modernescapismCONTACT US@ScorchedSheep@ModernEscapismtwitch.tv/modernescapismmodernescapismpod@gmail.comhttps://discord.gg/bfNnu8PYou can also follow us individually at:@OodlesODimm@Stig_Stu@Bigkopman@Gadget8Bit@candymachine85This episode was written, produced and edited by @Gadget8BitSpotify Playlist Linkhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/7n3h37BPaHaQanoQl3rYswCover art by Jo Candymachine: https://instagram.com/candymachine_art?igshid=19n3suhjv3ybbMusic/Ambience Credits:EPIC BATTLE MUSIC - Instrumental D&D Battle / Fight Fantasy theme by MandoPony - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b6I2pvsv8YTwilight Forest Sounds | Enchanted Ambience by Michael Ghelfi - RPG Audio - Twilight Forest Sounds | Enchanted Ambience | 1 Hour - YouTubeSneaky Adventure Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/ScorchedSheep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

acast sawed mandopony
2 Accidents, No Purpose
S3:E1 Family Over Everything

2 Accidents, No Purpose

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 40:48


Folks, we are back, and your 2 Accidents are coming at you with the GRAEAGLE Episode.  We've got history, we've got stories, we've got vices and traditions.   "I drove over 11,000 miles this summer.""Sawn. Sewed? Sewn? Sawed? Cut.  Severed."

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
08-09-21 - BR - MON - It's Been 100yrs Since The First Magician Sawed Woman In Half - NASA Hiring People To Pretend To Live On Mars - Brady's Awful IG Page Steals From Chunky Kingdom

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 35:49


Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Brady Report - Monday August 9, 2021 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holmberg's Morning Sickness
08-09-21 - BR - MON - It's Been 100yrs Since The First Magician Sawed Woman In Half - NASA Hiring People To Pretend To Live On Mars - Brady's Awful IG Page Steals From Chunky Kingdom

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 33:10


Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Brady Report - Monday August 9, 2021

Wisdom of the Sages
505: How to Stay Steady in a Sawed Off Shotgun of Hate

Wisdom of the Sages

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 57:44


1. don't let hate make you hate / 2. don't let revenge, resentment or spite enter your heart / 3. step back and zoom out - its just a tiny moment in time / 4. we've got karma to burn / Bhagavatam works! / the words of the shaman / Krishna always saves us / we'll all be severely tested so that we can break the cycle of birth & death / by Krishna's grace we can pass over all life's obstacles / building up to the big fight - Hiraṇyākṣa vs Vishnu! SB 3.17.1-31

Wisdom of the Sages
505: How to Stay Steady in a Sawed Off Shotgun of Hate

Wisdom of the Sages

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 57:44


1. don't let hate make you hate / 2. don't let revenge, resentment or spite enter your heart / 3. step back and zoom out - its just a tiny moment in time / 4. we've got karma to burn / Bhagavatam works! / the words of the shaman / Krishna always saves us / we'll all be severely tested so that we can break the cycle of birth & death / by Krishna's grace we can pass over all life's obstacles / building up to the big fight - Hiraṇyākṣa vs Vishnu! SB 3.17.1-31

Trophy Room Radio
Jack sawed a basketball hoop in half, NFL Family Feud, Which pro athletes girls want most, Is Giannis as dominant as Shaq, and Is Ayton the real Finals MVP?

Trophy Room Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 59:49


The boys tell you why they both slept less than three hours last night and they deal with two pieces of breaking news that have them very surprised. They also get into how ESPN's NBA Finals broadcast could change before the series is even over and they let you know who is winning NBA Finals Game 4 tonight. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Scott and Sadie's 20 Minute Morning Show
I sawed it off twice and it was still too short!

Scott and Sadie's 20 Minute Morning Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 20:55


Scott is barely a damn man...

The Sabian Podcast
Sabian Symbol Week in Review: April 18 - April 24, 2021

The Sabian Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2021 40:37


Trees Felled and Sawed, Long Rows of Flowers, the President of the Republic and a Moving Finger Pointing to Significant Passages in a Book Gatekeeper by Leslie Feist and Jason Beck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrr1zu2wcA --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lisa-meyerson/support

You're Not Gonna Like This
Episode 62 - Sawed Ladies and Sun Storms: The (sort of) Historical Events of 1921

You're Not Gonna Like This

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 83:18


Andrew brings in some moderately important events that happened in 1921, the year that happened 100 years ago (if his math is correct). Also the boys talk about their experiences being told dirty jokes by men they don't know. Today on.....You're Not Gonna Like This.Rate and Review us on Apple PodcastsEmail us: yonopod@gmail.comFollow us:@yonopod on Twitter@yourenotgonnalikethispod on InstagramSOURCES:Some of the major events briefly mentioned by Andrew but better summarized elsewhereTulsa Race Massacrehttps://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/what-happened-99-years-ago-in-the-tulsa-race-massacreCommunism's Spread https://www.history.com/topics/russia/communism-timelinehttps://isreview.org/issue/99/early-years-us-communismCreation of free state of Irelandhttps://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/irish-free-state-declaredDiscussed in the episode:First Woman (fake) Sawed in Halfhttps://www.theguardian.com/stage/2021/jan/10/magic-circle-100-years-sawing-people-in-halfhttps://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/01/29/arts/magic-trick-100-years.htmlhttps://www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/how-to-saw-a-person-in-half-100-years-of-a-sensational-illusion-1.4455433https://www.brooklynmuseum.org/eascfa/dinner_party/heritage_floor/christabel_pankhurst - Bio of Christabel Pankhurst, the women's suffrage activist discussed in the epGreat Geomagnetic Storm of 1921https://spaceweatherarchive.com/2020/05/12/the-great-geomagnetic-storm-of-may-1921/https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PrN91PezAvt85bQTXs2iAMJfoMrzljZiUgoTaWw40LE/edithttps://www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-studies-warn-of-cataclysmic-solar-superstorms/Baseball on the Radiohttps://www.vice.com/en/article/3dgdaj/how-radio-changed-baseball-fandom-foreverhttps://baseballhall.org/discover-more/stories/baseball-history/voices-of-the-gamehttps://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/1921/B08050PIT1921.htmThe Sweetest (?) Day https://www.metrotimes.com/the-scene/archives/2015/10/16/whats-the-deal-with-sweetest-day-bullshit-anywayhttps://corporate.hallmark.com/holidays-occasions/sweetest-day/

The Creepy Crawl: Creep, Crime, Comedy and Conspiracy
Episode 20-Crime: The Trash Bag Killer, Patrick Kearney

The Creepy Crawl: Creep, Crime, Comedy and Conspiracy

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 58:34


The Trash Bag Killer. He terrorized many, from the gay community which he was a part of to hitchhikers to...5 year olds. Yes, 5 year olds. Vomit. Sawed off remains, scattered across the California highways in trash bags. He was the monsteresty monster of all the monsters. Creepy Crawl With Me...

Yeah But The Pool Is Heated
Florida needs to be sawed off like that Bugs Bunny GIF, Colorado Shooting and "Kyle of the Week"

Yeah But The Pool Is Heated

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 28:14


Hey! whats up guys we took a long weekend but were back to fill yall in with whats happening in the country. Hope you guys are enjoying your Tuesday and this awesome weather! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ybtpih/message

Redesigning Destiny
HER LIMBS WERE SAWED OFF

Redesigning Destiny

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 19:15


Never deny Jesus, NEVER!!! Jomar Aban YouTube Channel --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/aei-leon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aei-leon/support

Out of Practice: The Practice TV show episode guide & review
S05E14 | The Practice | 'The Day After’

Out of Practice: The Practice TV show episode guide & review

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 157:23


It’s Sweeps Week! We get a life and death struggle for a favorite cast member, a Boston Public crossover, fantastic stunt guest stars and a giant surprise! Also, Keith debuts a brand new bumper that you’ll never hear again and Mike chokes on ginger snaps. We’re going to need you in the office today. Episode begins around: 55:38 OOPSY Awards begin around: 2:15:07 Jump to the Youtube OOPSY Awards: https://outofpracticepodcast.video/514_YT Become a Founding Sponsor with a monthly contribution! Make a one-time donation! V-Day The VHS Vault Jorge's Research: Much of the research for this case came from a two-part article written by Republican American, a Waterbury, CT-based newspaper. “Mom Was Murdered” and “A Violent End” were first published in June 24 and 25, 2012, respectively. Optional Research I Uncovered: Was Waterbury a corrupt city? A. “Coincidence” #1 1. December 1969, inmate escaped prison while shoveling snow during trusty detail 2. 4 months later, April 1970, another inmate a. Sawed through two sections of cell cage bars b. Broke though brick wall c. Escaped prison 3. Same Correction officer was present during both escapes 4. His name: John L Sponza, father of criminal who seemed to always escape law B. “Coincidence” #2 Case in point: Back in 1964 5. John Sponza, Jr., was arrested 6. He beat up witness in trial against deputy sheriff (accused of buying stolen TV) 7. Arresting officer: chief investigator Henry Byrnes And if you're watching on the intertubes make sure to SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST to hear the episode commentary.

BCS Community Connections
Terrance Smith (Sawed-Off Crossfit) - Episode 10

BCS Community Connections

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 98:10


We sit down with Terrance Smith, co-owner of Sawed-Off Crossfit to talk about his business. From the startup to the challenges through 2020, hear Terrance's take on running their Crossfit gym here in the BCS area.

Paranormal Things
Sawed head off paranormal lockdown.

Paranormal Things

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 8:30


Nick and Katrina talks to a spirit about losing his head --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/keith-frischkorn/support

Weird AF News
Burglar Poops in the dishwasher! Laday sawed off her hand for insurance. No peeps this holiday year?

Weird AF News

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 19:47


More pandemic news: There will be mo marshmallow peeps for Halloween or Christmas this year. Woman who sawed off her own hand found guilty of fraud. Suspect broke into home, didn’t steal anything, took a poop in the dishwasher. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Steg-Man and His Amazing Friends
SAWED-OFF SHOGUN Creative Session w/Donny Cates

Steg-Man and His Amazing Friends

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 72:39


This week on Steg-Man and His Amazing Friends:-Donny Cates is back to team up with Ryan on the developing of another new concept: SAWED-OFF SHOGUN!-Ryan, Donny, and Ethan have a great discussion about creative output and the constant drive to improve.Check out our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyleY-aRGG6Mm_LllzK8rCA/Send us your questions or thoughts on the show at stegmanandfriends@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter and Instagram @StegmanShow.Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read it on the show.Find more great podcasts at SheridanAndSmith.com!Thanks for listening, folks.

Spare a Moment with Rare
Live Forever 116 feat. 1K Phew, Aaron Cole, Hulvey, Tedashii, Tommy Royale, Trip Lee, Wande

Spare a Moment with Rare

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 15:44


Guest: RareRuby - https://www.instagram.com/rareruby86/ What mood were you in before/after the song? I was actually in a happy/disappointed mood because they had the Phillipians 4:13 and Betty Boop Face Masks but none of them in Pink. I've been rocking all three proudly since 3 years old, even Ms. Piggy. Why did you choose the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAsu1DhC15U I had actually just had a conversation with Steve Calderon about how I get hated on about being an Ordained Minister and still cursing. We both agreed Ass and Damn are in the Bible and had a good laugh agreeing that sometimes church begins when two people are cursing their brains out. He is actually the one who told me about the song. So I pulled it up on iTunes and cranked it up in my car. Would you be willing to Karaoke or sing-a-long? Actually, I've only heard the song maybe 4-7 times. However, it's a hip hop and very dominant beat so of course, I'm bangin' my head and yes it speaks my lyrics! So give me a few more plays lol! Please specify the lyrics that motivate you. [Verse 2: Trip Lee] Off with my squad, full of zealots, you can't tell a thing (Huh) Yelling "Yessuh," ain't no fetish for amphetamines (Yuh) Ain't no day of expiration, this that evergreen (Woo) Death is heading for us, but we yelling "Where the sting?" Bump a song, but my soul never fall off (Fall off) Call me Paul 'cause of Saul, it got sawed-off (Sawed-off) All the glory I would haul, it got hauled off (Woo) Second birthday, my death day was called off Threw my pride in the red, count it all loss Split the sea, so my path has been walled off Ask me why I'm feeling bold: 'cause I've been delivered (Yeah) I bow down to Him, who killed the killer and of course, just listening to my past segments of Spare a Moment with Rare explains why this line by Aaron Cole speaks to my life as a Daughter, [Verse 4: Aaron Cole] Look, uh, can I reflect? Yeah He brought my moms out the wreck, yeah Brought my pops out the hood Isn't he good? How can I forget this my calling They been cappin', you can bank that, we been snappin' Lord for me it's automatic, yeah, it's Jesus over status, ayy, yeah Now me and my mom is good Crazy I waited for this moment, bless, that's understood (Yeah) Even if God didn't do it, homie, I knew He could (Yeah) I'm steady winning over demons like I knew I would, oh [Verse 5: Hulvey] I gotta testify (Testify) Yeah, I'm so free, gotta live for Him for the rest of my life (The rest of my life) The following topics may stem from the song: Religion Music Instagram Community Harmony COVID-19 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sparerare/support

1080 KYMN Radio - Northfield Minnesota
Nfld man with possession of sawed off shotgun; In slim vote, Nfld Council approved temporarily closing Water St. Bridge; NH&C offers video to answer covid questions; WINGS celebrates 20 years with nearly $83k in grants

1080 KYMN Radio - Northfield Minnesota

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020


By Teri Knight, News Director A Northfield man is charged with possession of a short-barrelled gun after reporting an explosion of a shotgun shell inside his home on Greenvale Place. 21 year old Treyvon Russle Paulson told Northfield police on Tuesday that a 20-gauge shotgun shell went off in the living room when a dumbbell

Julia’s Trucking Cafe
85. Trucker Gets 3 Years In The Pokie For Having Sawed Off Shotgun In His Truck

Julia’s Trucking Cafe

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2020 56:14


In this episode I discuss how a truck driver received a three year sentence in the pokie for having a sawed-off shotgun in the cab of his truck along with other paraphernalia. If you enjoy my show and would like to become a patron/sponsor you can do so by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/juliastruckingcafe Twitter: @JuliasTrcknCafe YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/JuliasTruckingCafeTruckingNewsHour YouTube How To Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgTWybXUk7aZAJAiII3T_ew Bitchute: http://bitchute.com/channel/juliastruckingcafe Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JuliasTrcknCafe/ iHeart Radio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/julias-trucking-cafe-29566217/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/m/Imbpab345r32s2lo5gb6x6vc4jq?t=Julias_Trucking_Cafe Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Business/Julias-Trucking-Cafe-p1145479/ Sound Cloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-722489473 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/719rGz9OAF7w958Qn5rXmb Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/julias-trucking-cafe?refid=stpr Pandora: https://www.pandora.com/podcast/julias-trucking-cafe/PC:22276?part=PC:22276&corr=podcast_organic_external_site&TID=Brand:POC:PC22276:podcast_organic_external_site  Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2449006 Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/julias-trucking-cafe-610041 Launchpad: https://www.launchpaddm.com/pd/Julias-Trucking-Cafe-60760 A Podcast One Directory. Setting Up Amazon Skill for Podcast: Use this skill for better podcast listening on Alexa. Go to alexa.amazon.com or open the Alexa app on Android or iOS. Tap the hamburger bar in the top left to expand the left menu (only in the mobile apps) and select Skills. Search for AnyPod. Click Enable. Then the launch phrase is “Alexa, ask AnyPod to Play Julia’s Trucking Cafe. “ Music by: Heyday Highway @ EpidemicSound.com

The Vicki McKenna Show
The Four Legs of Wisconsin's Economic Table are being Sawed Off

The Vicki McKenna Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 82:57


The Voice of Reason in a city of chaos. Weekday afternoons on 1310 WIBA Madison. 2PM – Vicki opens the show with the ridiculous notion that republicans conspired to kill people on April 7th. Then Scott Manly, Wisconsin Manufacturers and Commerce, joins the program to discuss the economic impact of COVID-19 to Wisconsin 2:30 – Vicki talk about Andrea Palm, and why those in power don't want to relinquish control over our lives 3PM – Professor Duke Pesta, UW-Oshkosh, joins the program to discuss the lack of perspective during all of this 3:30 – Tim Graham, Media Research Center, joins Vicki to talk about why you can't talk facts with people about COVID-19 4PM – David Blaska joins the program to discuss the high profile murder that took place in Madison

The Sportive
#287: A Sock Full of Quarters and a Sawed-off Pool Cue

The Sportive

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 65:19


Sports happened in February? That's new. (0:54) Breaking down all the hell that broke loose for the Wild, (25:38) planning the parade route for Wolves GM Gilda Radner after the Wiggins trade, (37:08) apparently the Astros blowback will never end, and (49:30) big shoutout to former kicker Jason Elam for his brilliant end-of-game hoops strategy. A true visionary. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mind N Muscle Entertainment Podcast Hosted by Shaud Taylor
Mind N Muscle Podacst w/ Sawed Off Period

Mind N Muscle Entertainment Podcast Hosted by Shaud Taylor

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2019 56:12


Sawed Off Period , new releases and more! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mindnmuscleradio/support

Animated Batcast
Episode 14: Dreams in Darkness

Animated Batcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 119:18


The Animated Duo returns to bandwiths of Gotham city joined by Kyle to talk about the new Birds of Prey trailer with shocking results! Some small news is covered and the premiere of Titans is reviewed! Dreams in Darkness is reviewed...does this trippy 92 episode make into the halls of the batcave or does it get deloused in Arkham? Happy birthday to the Animated Series! Give us a review, share us and what not! Sawed off Shotgun by The Glorious Sons and Might be Right  by White Reaper are not owned by us in anyway just enjoying the hell out of these songs so please dont sue us!

Radio Sentai Castranger
Radio Sentai Castranger [253] I Sawed This Rock In Half

Radio Sentai Castranger

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 67:23


Emily swaps out for Gar as we discuss the earth-shattering reveal of Soup's real name, Decade's objective, and the debut of Another Rider Drive and Decade, how Bamba got to stab something else this week, and for our feature topic, we catch up with Fourze and crew as they live out their new lives as Bleachigo and Friends. Is the Netflix Bleach movie a faithful adaptation?  Casters Present:  Blue Pink Dream  Show Notes: https://www.patreon.com/posts/28690379 Required Viewing: Kamen Rider Zi-O 44, Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger 18, Bleach (Netflix) YouTube Version: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3kw4hSB01M] Feed the Castrangers and get $7 off your first order with SkipTheDishes! https://www.skipthedishes.com/r/6YaJc65HKg

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

My #HoneyDew this week is George Perez! George was born and raised in Orange, California. His parents moved there to give their family a better life but George couldn't stay out of trouble. At a time when George was turning his life around, his past came back to haunt him. He was spotted on tv and that led to his arrest. We talk about gang banging, gun fights, "Sawed-off Sundays" and so much more! George opens up about life in prison and getting acclimated to society once you're out. It's a Dewzee! Subscribe, download & review! Sponsor: Express VPN Go to http://expressvpn.com/HONEYDEW and find out how you can get 3 months free with a 1 year package!

Soberish
Episode 3: Dry Fired Sawed-off Shotgun

Soberish

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 57:31


Jessa kind of let's Tom Brink tell his story in between her nonsense

AdLeaks
The marketing master behind the sawed off shotgun and sniper method. Meet Alex Stiehl!

AdLeaks

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2019 59:10


A look into the life of Alex Stiehl! What is working for him and his clients? We also take a deep dive into the two bidding methods he created. The sawed off shotgun method & the sniper method.

Mays MasterCast
The Oregon Trail, the Hell Yeahs in Life and Giving Your Best Effort w/ Brian Healy & Terrance Smith

Mays MasterCast

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 95:17


We would like to welcome the owners of College Station's Sawed-Off CrossFit; Brian Healy and Terrance Smith! The pair join their dear friend, Ben Wiggins, to talk about the business model of a CrossFit gym, how they came to know CrossFit, as well as their priorities as businessmen and coaches. Some highlights to listen for is the origin of Sawed-Off CrossFit, the sport at large and the generous contributions by the special community Brian and Terrance created. If you would like to learn more, please visit www.sawedoffcrossfit.com. You can also listen to their podcast Sawed-off #ToTheMax on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EMNO4w1zTE3nXPMxMqR6hEnjoy! 

ON Point with Alex Pierson
To save his life, Kurt Kaser sawed off his own leg with a pocket knife.

ON Point with Alex Pierson

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2019 7:31


Alex is joined by Kurt Kaser, a Nebraska farmer and the man at the centre of this… horror story. 

How Am I Still Alive?!
Rage-y Marci and the Sawed-Off Shotgun in the Violin Case

How Am I Still Alive?!

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 44:23


This week Jess REALLY does it. The case Jess covers this week is the Raurima Massacre in New Zealand which upon mental health, gun control and EVERY ONE OF MARCI'S PEEVE BUTTONS. Jess describes the horrific events as they unfolded that holiday weekend while Marci gets progressively enraged.

Your Life's a Lie and Here's Why: with Bray, Sean and Ry
110 // I Sawed This Boat in Half!

Your Life's a Lie and Here's Why: with Bray, Sean and Ry

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 48:50


Soundboards.  Questions.  FlexSeal.  Check it out with returning guest Riley Heflin.

Baseballholics Anonymous
Baseballholics Anonymous Ep 104: Like a Guy Sawed in Half (Fantasy Preview)

Baseballholics Anonymous

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 126:35


Baseballholics Anonymous Ep 104: Like a Guy Sawed in Half (Fantasy Preview)    Groundskeeping Twitter: @SammyReidFI, @doug_thorburn email: Baseballholics@gmail.com     1st Base (~2:45) Harper Machado!! Kimbrel? Keuchel? Rule Changes     2nd Base (~27:15) Breakouts Bargains Busts     3rd Base (~1:09:00) Game: "Over/Under"   20 different players covered, 10 apiece     Home (~1:38:15)  Fantasy Adjustments for 2019     Music by The Ghost Notes: Intro – Hold On Outro – Never Seems Right   Break Music and additional tunes by PBR Streetgang

Forgot To Grow Up
E75: Sawed Cat Silence (Captain Marvel Review Edition)

Forgot To Grow Up

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2019 41:41


Captain Marvel has flown into cinemas worldwide! Join us for our brief SPOILERS talk about Captain Marvel. Check out what we thought of the latest addition to the MCU...Captain Marvel! Don't miss this surprisingly short episode of the Forgot to Grow Up Podcast. This week: Captain Marvel Review / WWWtW(What We Watch This Week) If you have any questions be sure to drop us a comment or email at ForgotToGrowUpPodcast@gmail.com  Be sure to follow us @ForgotToGrowUp on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForgotToGrowUp Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/forgottogrowup/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ForgotToGrowUpPodcast/

Sawed-off #ToTheMaxCast
Sawed-Off Stability, Mobility, Recovery Workshop 1

Sawed-off #ToTheMaxCast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2019 45:02


Hear from Cutting Edge Chiropractic, College Station Physical Therapy and Performance, Peace at Hand Massage

Sawed-off #ToTheMaxCast
#4 A New Year and Changing For the Better

Sawed-off #ToTheMaxCast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2019 50:11


Latest episode of Sawed-off #ToTheMaxCast

Man Sh!t Podcast
Episode 19 - Sawed-off Lesbians

Man Sh!t Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 63:41


We're back with another episode of Tom foolery. It's Eric's birthday and he and Emmett catch up and share some stories and tease an EPIC giveaway coming soon!

Texas State Student Media
Texas State Spit Talk Episode 14- The Sawed Off Formation And The Debut Of Weekly Picks!

Texas State Student Media

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2018 77:51


How much fun will be had on this week's episode of Texas State Spit Talk? Just how much can these boys fit into today's edition? Well, the crew sits you down to talk a little Texas State football as the 'Cats get set for their road trip to Atlanta against Georgia State. Along with Bobcat football, the fellas spend some time talking about TXST Baseball Head Coach Ty Harrington as well as the men's and women's basketball team before jumping around the sports world to see what this weekend of NFL and NCAA action could look like. Just sit back and enjoy another episode of Texas State Spit Talk!

Bar Babes Detroit
Sawed Off A$$

Bar Babes Detroit

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2018 102:43


Sawed Off A$$ by Audio Wave Network

sawed audio wave network
Keith is a Jerk
My Dad Chainsawed the F*cking Couch

Keith is a Jerk

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 66:09


3 Truths and a Lie. 1.  Keith's dad Sawed a family couch in half. 2.  Dave's Mom shot a shotgun at a horny Teenager.   3.  Ryan Almost killed a Cop for doing her job. 4.  We were all raised right.

MetroFocus: The Podcast
The Man with the Sawed-Off Leg and Other Tales of a New York City Block

MetroFocus: The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2018 14:30


Daniel Wakin, New York Times editor and author of “The Man with the Sawed-Off Leg and Other Tales of a New York City Block,” joins host Jenna Flanagan to explore New York City history during the first 50 years of the 20th Century. In his book, inspired by the re-discovery of his childhood neighborhood, Wakin offers an intimate look at the stories behind, and inside, seven buildings located on one Upper West Side block. Join Wakin and Jenna for a walk through the neighborhood, history and of course the incident that inspired the title of the book. MetroFocus airs 7 nights a week on the tri-state region's local PBS stations THIRTEEN, WLIW21 and NJTV. Get the full schedule here:metrofocus.org/tv-schedule/ Get more stories like this at metrofocus.org Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/MetroFocus/ Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/metrofocus Join the conversation with #MetroFocus

The Box of Oddities
BOX001: A Sawed Skull & Pants Poetry

The Box of Oddities

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2018 39:15


On this episode of The Box Of Oddities, Kat and Jethro discuss the exhumed, severed head of Lee Harvey Oswald and the strange, dead body known as The Somerton Man that mysteriously appeared on a beach.

Blind Tag
33: Three Syllables to Success

Blind Tag

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2017 62:42


We interrupt your regularly scheduled podcast to bring you breaking news: John Cena has betrayed the Ford motor company and Blind Tag co-hosts Matt and Ron are on the scene to report the facts. In a shocking turn of events, this episode strays from the standard wrestling talk to focus in on TV show pitches, locker room antics, and all the news that’s fit to print!Find us online at blindtagcast.comFollow us on Twitter @blindtagcastLike us on Facebook at facebook.com/blindtagcast/Send your questions or comments to blindtagcast@gmail.comPlease rate, review, and subscribe!!Clips discussed this week:Paige, Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville lay out Sasha Banks: https://youtu.be/XNT9hQCWcG8Asuka vs. Dana Brooke: https://youtu.be/s_yjWq-GQ2MThe Riott Squad introduce themselves: https://youtu.be/h9jcimYGPSoCharlotte Flair, Natalya & Naomi vs. The Riott Squad: https://youtu.be/0ZbSyr9NHw8Breezango & The Ascension get "Sawed" in the latest Fashion Files: https://youtu.be/dc66rRymXuQThe Hype Bros vs. The Bludgeon Brothers:https://youtu.be/ppcyzff5ZJQBobby Roode challenges Baron Corbin to a United States Title Match: https://youtu.be/tTU8jwj7XzAThe New Day vs. Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable: https://youtu.be/1HXKVGJ8zKQTitus O'Neil vs. Samoa Joe: https://youtu.be/b3u2dl6v1LgElias and The Miztourage have the blues: https://youtu.be/rrrJl3KR8TwElias steps up to Roman Reigns: https://youtu.be/VANyJzbVNQ4Roman Reigns vs. Elias - Intercontinental Championship Match: https://youtu.be/seUECcjsPKsJason Jordan vs. Kane: https://youtu.be/gIOHeVz9KCYBraun Strowman crushes Kane’s throat in brutal steel chair attack: https://youtu.be/cyhU1_Qb5kA

Cesky Lives
Episode 246-The Sawed Off Fingers Of Your Woman

Cesky Lives

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2017


https://ia801509.us.archive.org/30/items/CeskyLivesEpisode246-theSawedOffFingersOfYourWoman/Clep246-theSawedOffFingersOfYourWoman.mp3 Hello listeners. I live in Rockingham, Western Australia, it has a habit of being labelled as full of drug dealers and darkness, this tune is me making that into a cartoony retelling of a guy going to a pizza place to pick up his pizza and being confronted by some backwards awful shit. Anyways, it's in no way serious, I like Rockingham mostly, nice oceans, mostly decent folks that I've met and dealt with and such. Hope it's a fun listen anyways. Here's a video/drawing to go with it:  

The Andrew Klavan Show
Ep. 358 - Jim Acosta Gets Buzz-Sawed

The Andrew Klavan Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2017 46:23


CNN's showboating knucklehead is made to look like a showboating knucklehead. Disney Princesses get molested. And Christian Toto goes to the movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Andrew Klavan Show
Ep. 358 - Jim Acosta Gets Buzz-Sawed

The Andrew Klavan Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2017 46:23


CNN's showboating knucklehead is made to look like a showboating knucklehead. Disney Princesses get molested. And Christian Toto goes to the movies.

Brad Sugars Master Mentors
Brad Sugars Interviews Paddi Lund

Brad Sugars Master Mentors

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2016 60:44


Paddi Lund, the self-confessed crazy Australian Dentist! Crazy? Because in order to improve his sales he actually: ​ Pulled down all his signs and locked his front door, Took his name out of the phone book, “Fired” more than half his customers, Sawed up his reception desk and installed a Cappuccino Machine instead! Now bakes fresh dental buns for clients, and Serves 30+ varieties of tea in fine bone china. Yet now with his successful sales techniques – Only accepts new clients by referral Works 23hrs/wk & earns 2.5 times the income, Loves going work & is really happy! ​ Dr Paddi Lund has completely redefined the customer experience, successful sales techniques and referral marketing. Learn how Paddi did it – including step by step how you, too, can improve sales and mix business, happiness and profits!

Kinky Katie's World
#125 – Yoni Snatch Master

Kinky Katie's World

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2016 63:35


When kittens attack... Rails of cacao, and people are actually paying... Kava and gratitude training... Sawed off his cock, and he's not even a vampire... Yoni snatch master, massage for your snatch... Lap dance Wednesdays in Russia... South Korean hangover ice cream... Episode of "Squirrel'd Up Katie"... Tits Man - top 100 milf porn stars... Puppy play to go mainstream... Public eggplant masturbation... Powerhouse STDs to look out for during the summer... Robot sex workers soon to make women obsolete... Pay them with pizza... Tips on going to a swingers party.

We Should Know Better
Ep49: A Sawed-Off Violin

We Should Know Better

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2016


In this episode, Sky has us go from crash test dummy to violin. Kyle tells us all about Mary Roach and bamboo, Tim uncovers the conspiracies surrounding the Marx Brothers' nicknames, and none of us ever shut up about Steve Martin.Photos we talk about:10:45 - Dummy calibration

Podcast - Shotgun Rider
Shotgun Rider 9 Sawed off session

Podcast - Shotgun Rider

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2014


TJ and Joe shoot the breeze and then Jim arrives

sawed shotgun rider
The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)
American students test lower than other countries; Joe saw a woman wearing a burka; Guy who sawed off his arm arrested for domestic abuse; TV show about sex sending people to the emergency room

The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2013


9 AM - 1 - American students test lower than other countries OR DO THEY??; More on webcam spying. 2 - Joe ate Judy's and his daughter's breakfast bacon; Joe saw a woman wearing a burka; Jack and Joe did a big fundraiser for Warrior Foundation on Friday. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Dudes are uptalking now; Guy who sawed off his arm arrested for domestic abuse; TV show about sex sending people to the emergency room.

Two Journeys Sermons
From "Success" to Suffering: The Pinnacle of Faith (Hebrews Sermon 60 of 74) (Audio)

Two Journeys Sermons

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2012


The Blood of the Martyrs is Seed for the Church So toward the end of his ministry on earth, Jesus was thinking as he thought every day, but as he was nearing the end of his life, he thought more and more about his death on the cross, what he was about to do. And in John's gospel in John 12:24 he said, "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless a grain of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains by itself a single seed, but if it dies, it brings forth much fruit." And in giving us this, he was speaking not only of his own death and all of the eternal fruit that would come from it, but also giving to his church, a lasting pattern of the advance of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. It is by following the same principle, that the church has advanced for 2,000 years as individual brothers and sisters, did not love their lives so much as to shrink from death but were willing to deny themselves, and take up their crosses and follow Jesus and to bear much fruit, and in each of those fruits that are born are more seeds. And so the process just continues on and on of self-denial and death for life, just patterned after Jesus. And as I come to this text today Hebrews 11:35B-38 as we try to understand this movement from success to suffering, my prayer for all of us has been to come face-to-face with this issue of persecution to try to understand it, to celebrate what was suffered for us, so that we would have the Gospel to believe, to understand; the scripture to read in our own language, to cherish the history, the chain of events, the chain of brothers and sisters that brought all these good things to us and thank God for their sacrifices and rejoice in them, but also that we would lay down our lives for the gospel too, that we would be willing to die when the time comes. Maybe physically though, the percentages are small but certainly spiritually that we would be willing to die to ourselves for the benefit of others. That's what my desire is here. About three centuries after Jesus said that, about three centuries after Jesus was put to death by Pontius Pilate on a Roman cross, against all odds, if we could even use that language, the Roman Emperor declared himself to be a Christian. Constantine declared himself to be a Christian, and in the 300 plus years that intervened, there was a trail of blood of brothers and sisters that literally died for the faith, that suffered for the Gospel of Christ. Christian apologist Tertullian said, "The blood of martyrs is seed for the church. It's defending the Christian church." And that trail of blood continued through the centuries, as Satan persecuted the true church as he persecuted people who are standing up for Jesus and made them pay for their testimony with their blood. I went through the time of the reformation, and the staff, we've been studying various biographies in the series, "Men of whom the world was not worthy," taken right from the text we're looking at today. Studying biographies of great servants of God and we studied William Tyndale, who was a Bible translator during the same time as Martin Luther lived. He lived during the era of Henry VIII. He was English and his one passion in life, his one desire... "he was a singer of one note," someone said. Every time you talk to him, all you got was that one note, "Oh God, give my people the Bible in their own language." Yearning to have the Bible in English so we could just simply read it. But there were violent forces against him including the King himself, King Henry VIII. So he fled for his life, he was in Holland. In May 1531, a messenger was sent from the King saying that he was in a gracious and merciful frame of mind but that was Henry VIII, who knew it would continue the rest of that day, but he was willing to be merciful. And so, this messenger came. He was, Tyndale was hiding in Holland. The King was saying, "I'm willing to be merciful to you." Tyndale responded back in effect these words saying, "I will promise you, if you O king would consent to have the Bible published in English and spread throughout the realm without any explanatory notes, nothing. Just the text of the Bible in English. I will promise first, never to write another word." Henry didn't like his writings. "I promise I will never write another word. I promise that I will surrender myself immediately and within days I will throw myself at the feet of the King and I will gladly suffer any tortures and even death if you would just make that commitment. Get the Bible into the hands of the people in their own language." The king refused. I'm not so interested in the king's refusal. I'm interested in Tyndale's willingness to die for this. His willingness to die so that we could read these words. And he did die for that. He died by strangulation right before he was burned at the stake. Right before he died, he said famously, "Lord, open the King of England's eyes." his dying prayer. 1563, John Foxe, wrote his famous acts and monuments of the Christian church commonly known as Foxe's Book of Martyrs goes back to the beginning of history and talks about the martyrs, those who are willing to shed their blood for Christ, tracing out that river of blood that's brought the gospel right up there. By the time he was writing, it was Queen Elizabeth's reign, the reign of Bloody Mary, was over, but Protestants had paid for their witness with their blood. And it travels right up to this present day, many of us following the suffering of pastor Youcef Nadarkhani in Iran. I received, I think, a faulty message that he had been hanged for his faith. This is a man who never embraced the Muslim faith. I spoke about him a number of weeks ago, from this pulpit, never was a Muslim, is a Christian. The logic of the Iranian court, is that he has because he is Iranian, and had Muslim parents, he has renounced the faith and is under the death penalty, not so he said "I'd never embraced Islam" but in their logic, it's impossible. Muslim parents must have Muslim children. And so he's on trial, he's under the death sentence. And he's referred to at least his commitment is referred to in the text, others were tortured and refused to be released. My understanding of his case at least early on, was he would be released if all he would say is that Muhammad was a prophet of God, if he would just make that confession, they would have released him to his family. "That I cannot do" he said. No, he's a Christian, cannot make that confession. And so the text says, others were tortured and refused to be released so that they might gain a better resurrection, goes on right to this present day, cover story of World magazine showed one of our brothers from the country of Nigeria, having been blooded by some Muslim fanatic, bandaged up in a very rough way, right there in the cover of World magazine. Talking about the sufferings of our brothers and sisters in Nigeria, reading about an orphanage in Bangladesh. Nathan is in Bangladesh, we prayed for him, in January of this year, they surrounded this orphanage and were chanting and demonstrating against it because they assumed that this Christian orphanage were stealing Muslim babies and trafficking in babies and doing wicked things. These were children that no one was caring for before this ministry started, and one of the workers there was bashed in the head and nobody died, but there was this kind of hatred going on in Bangladesh. And so as we come to this text, today we come to somewhat of a, I don't know, a continental divide in the flow of the chapter, we've been following success stories for the most part. I mean, Moses was willing to suffer, with God's people. But for the most part, it's just been one success after another and definitely right immediately before this verse, if you look at verses 32 through 35 as the author is trying to describe very plainly the life of faith, he's telling us what faith is, what faith does, how the life of faith works out in every day life, how it has in the Bible times and he's listing out these figures from the scripture. "Gideon, Barak, Samson, Jephthah, David, Samuel, and the prophets, [we talked about them last week] who through faith conquered kingdoms, administered justice, gained what was promised to shut the mouths of lions. Quenched the fury of the flames, escaped the edge of the sword, whose weakness was turned into strength. And who became powerful in battle and routed foreign armies. Women received back their dead, raised to life again…" just a series of successes, right up until halfway through verse 35. I. The “Continental Divide” of Hebrews 11 Then suddenly it turns like a continental divide, you know what that is? We're on a mountain ridge and all the water on one side flows to the Pacific and all the water on the other side flows to the Atlantic, that kind of thing, that's a divide. And so we just come right in the middle of verse 35, and you go from success to suffering and we're still in the faith chapter, so it's by faith they suffered. That's what the author is telling us, is because of their faith. And this is a vital message for us. Now to set the context in general, here in Hebrews, the author is writing this letter to first century Jewish people who had made an outward profession of faith in Christ. But who are under pressure from their neighbors, and family and religious authorities and governmental authorities to forsake Jesus and go back to Old Covenant Judaism, to turn their backs on Jesus. And so this whole epistle has been an epistle of warning and of exhortation, and encouragement to people facing persecution that they would not turn their backs on Jesus. And so, in chapter 10, if you just go back a little bit to chapter 10 and verse 32, and following, just to set up the chapter. It's all about persecution. Remember those earlier days when after you'd received the light, when you stood your ground in a great contest in the face of suffering sometimes you were publicly exposed to insults and persecution, at other times, you stood side by side with those who were so treated. "You sympathize with those in prison and joyfully accepted the confiscation of your property. Because you knew that you yourselves had a better possession and a lasting one. So do not throw away your confidence, it will be richly rewarded, you need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised for in just a very little while he who is coming will come. And will not delay, but my righteous one will live by faith and if he shrinks back, I will not be pleased with him, but we are not of those who shrink back and are destroyed but of those who believe and are saved." Now, Hebrews 11:1, "Faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen." Right on into that, do you see it? It's in the seedbed of persecution and suffering, the author is giving us this whole chapter. And now we come to this point in the middle of the verse 35. It's not always going to be success, dear friends. Heroic Achievements of Faith vs. Heroic Suffering for the Faith Sometimes it's going to be suffering. And so we have the movement here, the movement of sanctification, of helping us to grow up out of babyhood, helping us to grow up out of being little children in the faith, so that we can face, what really is happening, why Jesus was a man of sorrows and acquainted with suffering, why Jesus faced constant opposition from sinful men, wicked men, why he faced constant opposition from the true power behind that throne and that's Satan. That we would grow up into that and be no longer babies, but be grown up and move from needing all the time, success and seeing how it all works and cause and effect and all that, that everything's going really great, to being willing to suffer for Jesus. Now in verse 35, we do have the mention of these women who received back their dead raised to life again, story of... Clearly, I think Elijah and Elisha, great stories, very similar to one another. In both cases, a woman who had a son... In one of the cases, in Elisha's case, she didn't ask for a son, she wasn't looking for that, and God blessed her with a son and then some time later, he had a severe headache and died in her lap, tremendous suffering and a great deal of pain and the same thing with Elijah, in her case, both of them upbraided the prophet. The widow of Zarephath saying "Did you come to remind me of my sin and kill my son?" Now, my son has died and you remember how he prayed and stretched himself out on the boy three times and cried out to the Lord, and God gave him life. This is the first recorded resurrection, in the Bible. I know that Isaac was figuratively resurrected and Abraham was ready for it, but it didn't need to happen, you know that. So, here's the story of God's power over death. God can raise the dead, the same thing with Elisha, same kind of thing. And so Hebrews 11 gives us a faith that conquers death. I don't need to fear death, our God raised Jesus from the dead, what's there to be afraid of? Death is a portal, a doorway into eternity and that eternity is infinitely better than this. There's nothing to be afraid of. Jesus has destroyed him, who held the power of death, and freed us from fear of death, he said in Hebrews Chapter two. And so God calls his people into Christ's sufferings, to fellowship with Jesus in his suffering, to become like him in his death, in the language of Philippians. To share with his sufferings. Or to fill up what is still lacking, in regard to the afflictions of Christ, a mysterious expression in Colossians. It doesn't mean anything lacking for atonement, but just Jesus has more suffering to go through because he's connected to his people and we have to suffer, too. So God calls faith-filled people. There's nothing wrong with them, there's no hidden sins, there's none of that, they're just serving God and he calls them to suffer greatly because of their faith. We have to grow up and face that and embrace it. And why does he do it? Well, we can think of many reasons, biblical reasons why God would do it. To put the character and courage of the faith-filled hero or heroine on display. No one lights a lamp and puts it under a bowl, they put it up on a stand and sometimes the stand is persecution and even martyrdom. And even more than that, to put the truth of the gospel on display, to give the Gospel a chance to shine with such a great setting that the gospel can shine in the mouth of the ones' suffering and the strength in the faith of weaker Christians, as weaker Christians watch the faith-filled brother and sister suffer, then others get stronger. Paul talks about that in Philippians 1, "Because of my chains, most of the brothers in the Lord have been encouraged, to speak the word of God more courageously and fearlessly. And because of this I rejoice." And to give evidence of the sufferings that Christ endured. To remind us of the sufferings that Christ endured, more on that at the end of the sermon. Also to help the church understand the ultimate sufferings of hell that we must realize that there is no pain on earth that remotely compares to the pains of hell and all of this suffering is good suffering because it's delivering people from Hell as the Gospel advances. So those are various reasons why. And you may struggle with this. Some people theologically struggle with this. I'm thinking of the prosperity gospel people. People who think that the more faith you have, the better your life on earth will be. Your best life now, dear friends, I'm promising you, your best life now and your most favorite parking place in every crowded parking lot. What will happen is, as you pull in, that car will pull out and make way for you, if you have enough faith. Really? How do you explain that to our brothers and sisters in the Muslim countries and in China and other places? It's all about getting the best parking place? Maybe you need a little more exercise. The best parking place for you is a mile away from the door. Maybe that's what you need. That is your best place now. Because you're going in there to go to the food court, that's why you're going. And you need to walk it off, a little before you get there and afterwards. It's ridiculous. Do you see it? It's un-Christian. It's a false gospel, the prosperity gospel and I know that God makes lavish promises in Deuteronomy 28: 1-6. You'll be blessed when you sit and blessed when you rise, you'd be blessed when you go out and when you come in and the fruit of your womb will be blessed. You crops will be blessed. Everything would be blessed, all the time blessed, Deuteronomy 28:6, if you only, if you'll only fully obey the Lord and carefully follow all his commands. Well, what about when that doesn't happen, what do you do if you're arrested for your faith, you're getting beaten, how does the prosperity gospel help you then? It doesn't, it kills you, it hurts you, makes you think you didn't have enough faith. It's a lie from Satan. It's not true. But the question does remain "Why isn't God blessing all of his people in this world with those kind of Deuteronomy 28 blessings?? II. The Pinnacle of Faith: Suffering Because of Christ I think there are two reasons why God would do it, negatively he withholds blessings to discipline us from our sins, so sometimes it's because we have sinned, and so we are disciplined and so some blessings are withheld but the press of this sermon is another aspect, that God withholds blessing sometimes to put faith and the gospel on display, and to show other worldly people who are not living for this world but they're living for Heaven and they could just see it and they're living for it, and there's nothing you can give them here that remotely compares. They're kind of already there by faith. He wants to put that on display and so this is the pinnacle of faith, suffering because of Christ, it's the greatest trial that Satan can bring on you. We are wired for self-preservation. It's not a bad thing. We look both ways before we cross the street, when we're hungry, we eat, when we're in pain, we try to alleviate the pain that's normal, it's normal, normal, normal. It's normal life. The Satan uses that to push us to forsake Christ and that's what we're dealing with here, that's the nature of the press of persecution, that's what he's about. He's trying to get people to denigrate Christ and to look on him as not sufficient and not glorious, and not attractive, he's not enough. I got to have my freedom, I've got to have enough to eat, a comfortable home, and some pleasures and if I don't have that, I'm going to turn my back on Jesus. And God is saying in effect over those martyrs, those suffering ones, "Have you considered my servant so and so, they're living for heaven, they're living for me, they're not living for the things that you would have me take from them." So, it's a terrible trial. Two good things pitted against each other, the health and comfort of your body and your faith in Jesus, two precious things and you're being forced to choose, and that's a tough trial. And again, with these afflictions I'm not talking about general sufferings that are common to all, I'm not. I'm not talking about the afflictions of medical sufferings, that's not what this sermon's about, there are other passages, I can talk about. That's not what we're talking about here. Disease and pain and accidents, things like that. And I'm not talking about financial troubles, like layoffs and unemployment and bankruptcy and things like that. That's not the press here, not talking about natural disasters either earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, and all of the damage and destruction that comes from that, that's suffering but that's not what I'm talking about today. I'm not talking about every day providential accidents and suffering that come upon us. Neither am I talking about Islamic martyrdom. People who'll strap bombs in their bodies because of their commitment to Allah and blow themselves up and other people on a bus to bits. I'm not talking about that either. I'm talking about suffering that comes specifically because of our faith in Jesus, at the hands of human persecutors. That's what we're talking about here. That's what's in view. Faith’s Greatest Triumph And this is faith's greatest triumph, it's not just Satan's greatest trial, it's the pinnacle of faith, as I've said, this is the greatest triumph of faith. This is how these people know that they're Christians. Remember in the parable, they're seeding the soils, the farmer goes out to sow his seed and as he scatters it falls on different types of soil. The path comes, the bird comes and eat up and then you have that rocky soil, you remember that? Shallow soil, springs up quickly, but when the sun comes up, remember the sun, withers them and they die because they have no root, then Jesus interprets this, the one that fell on the rocky soil, is the one who hears the word and not once receives it with joy. But since he has no root he last only a short time when trouble or persecution, that's the sun beating down on it, comes because of the word, they quickly fall away. Alright, well, what happens then to turn it around is when you don't quickly fall away despite the fact the world is beating on you, there's a joy and a hope that comes in the middle of that. I'm real, I'm genuine, I'm really a Christian, it's all true, and the Spirit of glory and of grace rests on those people and God pours resources into them and their faith, just get stronger and you get that beautiful cycle in Romans 5:3-4, "not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance, perseverance produces character, and character produces hope, and hope does not disappoint." So real hope, they're going to heaven. It's genuine. I'm a real Christian. I didn't give up when I got beaten on, when I got rejected, or insulted. I'm still here. I love Jesus and it's all real. I'm not a stony ground here. Praise God. And so faith is vindicated. And so, as I said, these faith-filled people in the midst of suffering, they're almost already gone. Like Stephen's the best example of this, you know, he finishes his "How To Win Friends and Influence People" speech. "You stiff-necked people with uncircumcised hearts and ears, you're just like your forefathers, you always resist the Holy Spirit. Was there ever a prophet your forefathers did not persecute? They even killed those who predicted the coming of the Righteous one. And now you have betrayed and murdered him. You, who received the law that was put into effect by angels but have not obeyed it." Well, they didn't like that. I wasn't their favorite sermon and they were extremely angry, but Stephen knew he was on his way out, and at that moment he had a theophany, a revelation of God and of Jesus Christ, heaven was open and the people were already coming at him. But he said, "Look. I see heaven open and the Son of Man standing at the right hand of the God." And they couldn't hear that and they blocked their ears and they drag him out of the city and they stone him to death, and he's already gone. But he's still alive, because he's talking and he's saying things. "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." So Christ-like. And then again, Christ-like, "Lord, don't hold this sin against them." But let me get specific. "Would you please forgive Saul of Tarsus for consenting to my death, would you forgive him?" "Yes, I'll forgive him, I'll take all of his sins away. Not just that one, all of them." It's an awesome thing. The blood of martyrs seed for the church. And so by this, the perspective of Hebrews 11 is most clearly put on display. Heaven... Earth is not my home Heaven is my home, I'm moving through here. This is a corridor, I'm not going to sit down cross-legged and just eat my dinner in a corridor in a hotel. It's weird, it's a passageway to the place I'm getting, it's all it is, it's a corridor, it's weird to sit cross-legged in a corridor and it's weird for us to settle down here. And so these people knew that, they were just by faith, they just were moving on, they just weren't there yet. The world was beating on them and causing them to bleed and they thought like this. This is how they reckoned, how they weighed things, how they considered things. "I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us." Romans 8:18. 2 Corinthians 4:17. "For this light and momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal glory beyond all comparison." Just as I weigh the suffering and the beatings and the blood and all that, as I weigh that with heaven, it's just not even close. They don't even compare. And so, it's light and momentary. Spoken by the 2 Corinthians 12 guy who got beaten, or 11, beaten and shipwrecked and beaten with rods and flogged and all that. They have come to that conclusion. And my yearning is that we would too. I would like to live for Heaven more than I do. I would like to be bolder in my faith. I would like you to be bolder in your faith. That's why I'm preaching today, that's my purpose. III. Specific Sufferings Listed And so, he lists these sufferings here. There are two categories, those who are killed for their faith, by various means, and then those who fleeing from death suffered deprivations in deserts and caves and all that. So you've got people who were killed and tortured and all that, and then those who fled from all of that so that they wouldn't have to go through it, but lost other things like security and homes and things like that. And so, tortured. What does torture mean? I think there is no more miserable, earthly circumstance than to be held by a wicked human who is thinking today how to hurt you, I think it's worse than cancer, AIDS, it's worse than... It's a horrible situation; to have some demonic twisted individual, think of ways to inflict pain on you that won't kill you, and you're dragged out of some cell and tortured, some more. These people are tortured and it says that they refused to be released. They refused release, are they crazy? They insane, well the price tag was too high. They had to renounce Jesus. They had to turn their backs on Christ and they wouldn't do it. And so, pastor Youcef will not do that. He's not going to confess that Muhammad is the prophet of Allah, he's not going to say that, he's not going to confess Muhammad. So he refuses to be released. I don't know, if it's even an option for him at this point. I think about John Bunyan, he's a good example of this refusal. He wrote Pilgrim's Progress, he was a non-conformist preacher, which meant in his day, he was an illegal preacher, he did not have the certificate of preaching from the Anglican church, therefore he was not allowed to preach. And so he preached at illegal conventicles, they were called, gatherings, congregations. He was basically a congregational or even Baptist pastor probably one of the most gifted preachers of all church history, just an astonishing gift with language, and a passion for Christ, and just an awesome thing. He was arrested and put in the Bedford jail and he was told... Because this is right toward the end of England's active persecution for religion. After this, they stopped entirely, they never did it again, but toward the end. So it's already tapering off. They said, "You can go free, all you have to do is promise never to preach again." So the whole time, I think it was 13 years, he was in the Bedford jail on and off, whole time, he had the key right there in his pocket to get out. Every day, every hour, morning, noon, night, just pledge "I will not preach again." What did he say instead, he said, "if you release me, today, I will preach tomorrow." You're not getting out with that confession. And he said "the separation from my wife and my blind daughter and my other children has been to me as the plucking of the flesh from my bones," but he refused to be released, it was a choice he made. I was reading about another pastor, a communist... During the communist era in Romania, pastor Vasile. He had been in prison several times, every time he was there, he had a vibrant fruitful ministry to other believers. Strengthening them, sustaining them and evangelistic as well. At this point in the story, he was free, he and his wife prayed, every day, something like this, "Lord if You know some prisoner being held right now, who needs my help, please send me back to jail." And so God answered that prayer and he got arrested and sent back to jail and he would go continue his ministry there. Another story from, again, from Romania. A man who consistently took the beatings of other prisoners. What would happen is they would just have weekly beatings, just to tell everyone "we beat people here in this prison" and keep everyone in line. And so, some infraction would happened on a Thursday, beating day was Monday, this guy would stand up and take that person's beating because the guards didn't know who it was, they didn't care, it was just to keep everyone in line anyway, so again and again, this Christian man took non-Christian people's beatings and then would lead them to Christ. And obviously his health was getting broken, he was bleeding, he was suffering, he was dying. And another believer said, "Very soon, you'll be free from all this, and you'll go to heaven." he said "actually, if I could, I would rather stay here because in Heaven, though I have everything I could ever want, I could not, cannot suffer for anyone else and I'd rather stay here." They were mocked. They were flogged. Just imagine these things, they were chained, and in prison, they lost their freedom, they were stoned to death. Sawed in two. Apparently that was Isaiah, the prophet put inside some hollow log. That's a slow way to die. It's horrible if you think about it, so maybe you shouldn't think about it or maybe you should, it's listed here, "put to death with the sword" Apostle Paul, apparently, decapitated." That's how they did it, because he was a Roman citizen, they wouldn't crucify him as they did Peter according to the tradition, so they just beheaded him with a sword. They wandered about, that phrase has been on my mind wandering around, toward the end it says they were in deserts, mountains, caves and holes in the ground. So, that's homelessness, they're fleeing from their homes, they're not able to go home, they're running for their lives, they don't know where they're going to sleep that night. Like Jesus said, "Son of man has no place to lay his head" and so that's what they're like. Their life was like that, they were homeless. And they were in poverty, because it mentions that they were in sheep skins and goat skins, so, that's pointing toward poverty, they lost material benefits persecuted, destitute, persecuted, mistreated. And all of it because of their faith. By faith, these things happen, you say, "Well where is the power of God? Why won't God intervene? Can't God do something? Can't God stop it?" yes, he can stop it any time, by various means, he can just change their minds, he has that power. He can keep people from thinking certain things. Genesis Chapter 20 verse 6, you remember the story about Abraham and Abimelech? You remember that? Abimelech thought, "Here's a good-looking woman" and all that, took Sarah, hadn't done anything to her yet. Planning to. And God came to Abimelech in a dream. Remember that? "You're a dead man" "What did I do? What did I do? I'm innocent. I didn't know." he said "Sister, I didn't what... What did I do." Listen to this. Genesis 20:6. "yes I know you did this with a clear conscience. And so, listen, I have kept you from sinning against me." Ponder that one dear friends. "I stopped you from sinning against me." Can God do that with a persecutor? Oh yes. This is coming from God, this is God doing it. Do you not see that? This is God not stopping the persecutor, when he can easily do so. He could cause the persecutor to drop dead mid-persecution. Look what happened to King Herod, when he wouldn't give the glory to God, you remember? He was immediately struck down by an angel and eaten by worms and died. God could do that. The problem with that, you need to know is that some of those persecutors are elect, they just hadn't come to faith yet. Like Saul of Tarsus, right? But God could do that, he could strike them dead and not all... God knows the difference who, say, "Well just take out the non-elect ones", [chuckle] but God could do that. Reading stories in Bangladesh, again, there was an assassin hired by the Muslims, to take out a fruitful evangelist, he hunted the guy down, found him, raised the gun but couldn't pull the trigger, physically couldn't do it, and the guy was frustrated and having trouble, finally he runs away. The evangelist later that day, gets a phone call from the assassin saying, "I have a problem." I'm putting this in every day language, but "I have a problem." But he identified himself. "Okay, what's your problem?" "I can't move my arm, I can't move it at all. And I want you to pray for me." he didn't just pray for him, he led him to Christ, God stopped the man from pulling the trigger. God doesn't always do that, you see. That's what I'm saying. He doesn't always do that, sometimes he allows the assassin to pull the trigger. In Laos, there was a pastor who was arrested and they were beating on him, trying to get him to divulge other Christians names and all that, just torturing him, and suddenly tragedy struck the police. The officer who was conducting it, he had two sons, one of them had both their legs broken, in a serious accident and the other one fell seriously ill with a severe fever, on the same day. Also on that day, another officer that was directly doing the persecuting died in the middle of it, by a heart attack, they released the pastor later that day. They connected the dots. And you look at that and you say, "Well God, why don't you do that?" And we pray, don't we? "God do that, kind of thing, set them free." Sometimes God hears the prayers and says "No, it's my will to cause them to suffer for a while, and then bring them home." IV. Reason Given: Seeking the Better Resurrection (vs. 35) The reason given here in this text is these people were seeking a better resurrection. What does that mean, that they were seeking a better resurrection? One of two possibilities, they were seeking the resurrection of the righteous, as a believer in Jesus or they were seeking greater rewards on Judgment Day. Hey, you pick and choose. Either one is okay with me. Both of them valid, both of them fine. I'm going with the first because in the context here, he's saying, "We are not of those who shrink back to the destruction of our souls. We are those who finish the race to the salvation of our souls and we want the better resurrection." Better than what? Well, better than the resurrection of the wicked. What happens at the resurrection of the wicked? They go to hell. We want the better resurrection, going to Heaven. That's fine, or you could say better resurrection means better rewards. Blessed are you as Ashok read when people insult you, persecute you, mistreat you, rejoice and be glad because great is your award in heaven for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you. V. Assessment: The World was Not Worthy of them (vs. 38) The final assessment of these, the world was not worthy of them. World didn't deserve them. This wicked world. This persecuting world, this Christ-hating world didn't deserve these people. And if you read in the Book of Revelation, when God is pouring out wrath on the Earth, one of the things he consistently remembers as he speaks and the angels talk about is, is how they treated his people, and so when the angel is pouring out his bowl and all the water is turned to blood, the angel says, "You are right to do this, oh Lord because you have so judged, because they killed your people and they shed their blood and you have given them blood to drink as they deserve." The world wasn't worthy of them, didn't deserve them, instead they got Stephen falling to his knees and praying, "God don't count this sin against them. Lord, open the King of England's eyes." That's what the world got. World didn't deserve them. VI. Applications Application. First Christ, aren't you glad that Christ refused to be released so that you could gain a better resurrection. In the garden he faced it, he embraced it, he said, "I'll drink it right to the bottom, I will not run away, I will drink their wrath." he's the real hero of Hebrews 11, all of 'em would say so. These people are just imitating Jesus. Jesus, the Son of God, came into the world to save sinners like you and me, and by his blood, by the blood of Jesus shed on the cross we are saved, all you have to do is believe in him. You don't have to do anything. And let me tell you something, you don't have to be a hero in time of persecution either, you're not saved by how heroically you handle persecution. It's not, you have to go accumulate a certain amount of persecution, then they let you into heaven. We are justified by faith in Jesus, it's because Jesus suffered on the cross. It's so important that you understand that. Because now I want to face this one question that's plagued me, it's been working on me. "Alright, God I see, I know the history, I love history, been reading it, been reading Extreme Devotion. Jesus Freaks and the devotions that come from it, all of those testimonies. I read Voice of the Martyrs, I read these things and I'm convicted by it. I'm encouraged but also convicted. I look at my life and say, "Lord I don't really suffer like that, I don't." Some of us can feel guilty. It's like the survivor's guilt, to some degree or something, I don't know, but then there's some genuine conviction that could be mixed in there, "God, am I really living openly for you like I should. Maybe I would have more persecution in my life if I were just bolder in evangelism and bold in standing up for unpopular issues of justice in this age." So I faced it and I just want to ask, okay, these verbs don't seem to apply to us. Flogged, sawed in two, even imprisoned. I'm talking about us, here, the ones who are here, you guys, me. So you've got these verbs and we face it. What do I do with that? Alright, I came up with some answers. Bear with me, I just want to give them to you quickly. First, understand every generation of Christians has been tempted to shrink back and not face the persecution. It's true of everyone, they're not super men and super women that we're talking about here. They faced it too. God helped them. He will help you. These Hebrew Christians faced the same things I do in shrinking back. They faced it. And the author is again and again... Hebrews 12:4, "In your struggle against sin, you've not yet resisted to the point of shedding your blood.” Don't get discouraged, keep running. Jesus suffered outside the city gate to make the people holy through his own blood. Let us go out to him and bear the disgrace he bore. He's exhorting them to live and don't be afraid. So every generation has faced it. Second, some American Christians are persecuted for their faith very openly. Think about athletes or movie stars or other people who are Evangelical Christians and who speak up, boldly for their faith, and then just find out what the world thinks about them in the internet. Just read the comments, friends. Tim Tebow, Adrian Gonzalez. He got pounded for saying that it was God's will that the Red Sox not make the playoffs. He got pounded for it. But what I don't understand about Adrian Gonzalez as he wrote Psalm 27:1, "The Lord is my light and my salvation" on his bat. Everything he does he does for Jesus and he said it openly. So there are some Christians being persecuted. World Magazine every year does a Daniel of the Year, Daniel in the lions' den, that kind of thing. And these are men and women who stand firm in very tough situations. This year's Daniel of the Year is Alan Chambers who does Exodus International Ministry to homosexuals, very unpopular, persecuted. 2009, Stephen C. Meyer, Director of Discovery Institute, Center for Science and Culture, asserting that DNA evidence in itself proves there's a creator. Not very popular in the academic world. Wanda Cone, pregnancy care center in 2007. She was the Daniel of the Year then, and again, pro-life, standing firm for the rights of the pre-born to life. So that doesn't mean that I've been persecuted though. They have been persecuted. So persecution does happen here in America, it does happen. Thirdly, I think we should give thanks for religious freedom. We shouldn't feel guilty that we live in a country where other people suffered so greatly, whether soldiers or political scientists or Baptists or others that said, separation of church and state, make no law respecting religion, we're not going to have government forcing us to worship in a way, we don't want, as you have in a Muslim country. Definitely there. Okay? We're not going to have that here. Praise God for it, thank God, for it. We don't have to feel guilty, we should thank God for it and cherish it because it might not be around forever. Because some people think Freedom for Religion means freedom from religion and as we Evangelicals keep preaching the Gospel, we're going to start getting persecuted. And they might even start making laws and so it may end up morphing on us. Fourth, recognize smaller ways that normal Christians are persecuted. Jesus mentioned insults. Even in this list, there's mocking. Insults are not nothing. Family struggles because of Christ. Jesus said in Matthew 10 that he has come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law, a man's enemies will be the members of his own household. All of you who have come to faith in Christ, and you don't have nothing but non-Christian parents and brothers and sisters, I'm sure you've been persecuted at some level. You've been shunned or excluded or spoken against by your own siblings and by your own parents, perhaps, or children. But let's be realistic about that. Our cost has been far less than these people's cost. Greater love has no one than this, that a man lays down his life for his friends, we haven't had to lay down our life for Jesus. Fifth, be willing to evangelize more boldly, be willing to stand for unpopular causes more boldly. You will be persecuted. And you know it. And so face up to as Ashok was talking about, face up to ways that you have shrunk back from being a witness for Jesus and repent, and be willing to step up with brothers and sisters who have paid the price to share the gospel. You'll pay a less price here in the US at least, at this present time, and stand up for unpopular things, like the marriage protection amendment that's coming in this state, May 8th. I'll tell you what, if you get really, really active in that you will be persecuted, you will be persecuted. I'm wondering where all that's heading with the whole weird definitions of marriage. Will we be able to marry ourselves? I mean that's weird. Can we marry a pet? I mean, do we have any lasting definition of marriage? Yes, we do. It's in the Bible, one man one woman for life. "For this reason, a man will leave his father and mother, and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh." There's a definition. If you get away from the Bible, you have no definition, and it just gets weird. So I think if you stand up for the marriage protection amendment, you will get persecuted. You should at least be involved at some level in that issue and find out more. Ask Andy when there's others that are getting involved in that. I'm seeing signs all around the street, another family against the Amendment, another family against the Amendment, it's interesting. It's not just interesting, it's a call to action for us. Now, of course, desiring to be persecuted is not a good motive for evangelism, you know that, alright. I'm here to get my daily quotient of persecution. You're the top choice on my list. Okay. So I'm going to share with you until you finally do something mean to me. That's terrible. It's just a by-product of love because you love them and you love Jesus, they're going to hurt you. Sixth, be aware of Christians around the world who are being persecuted, pray for them and do what you can to aid them. Read Persecution Project, read Voice of the Martyrs, pray for them, act as if you were in prison with them. We'll talk about that when we get to that text, just send money, just be aware and educate yourself, pray for them. Paul said, "join with me in my struggle by praying to God for me." And then finally, prepare yourselves for the future. What's it going to look like in the US in 50 years? Is there going to be a religious freedom in this country? So get yourself, your children and your grandchildren ready for the coming antichrist. When the price of salvation will be martyrdom, beheading, shedding of blood, horrible, it's coming, read about it in Revelation 20:4, Revelation 12:11, "They overcame him by the blood of the lamb, by the word of their testimony, they did not love their lives so much as to shrink from death." Learn, prepare, grow and may it be said of you, the world was not worthy of them. Close with me in prayer.

Gay Talk Podcast
-Gay Talk Podcast # 54

Gay Talk Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2006 45:22


OK we're a day late but now we're sounding great!  We have amped up the sound quality on our podcasts.  Now you can hear Paulie and Evan in Glorious Stereo.  This will make the podcast size bigger.  But, as Paulie always says BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER!        If you haven't listened check out the interview by Matthew Lawrence with Buck Angel.  It's one awesome interview.          This weeks podcast is packed full of all the news, letters and reviews you've come to expect each week. Our listeners keep sending in their likes and dislikes.  I goes to show that one Man's pleasure is another man's Pain.  Thank god for diversity.  Keep those emails coming in.  Go out an buy a Ford, they showed us that they won't back down to discrimination!  Plus, every man looks sexy in a Mustang Convertible!    The Human Rights Watch names their Hall of Shame.  And in the entertainment arena Sexy guitarist Dave Navarro shows he's a friend of the gay community.  Gotta love those sexy rockers!     Paulie has the perfect item for a night in alone!  It's the 8" Mega Cock.  This comes with it's own DVD to watch.  So now you have something to watch while you get Busy!  And if that DVD isn't enough Evan has two more for you to watch with his reviews of  Bonesaw and Entering Freshman. To quote Evan on Bonesaw.  "My bottom half loved the sex and my top half was scared silly, like I was Sawed in Half! "  He rated this 3 1/2 splats.  And that's not blood splats!  Evan says Entering Freshman's guys are "Hot, Young and not fully matriculated!" and they grade 3 splats!      Listen in to Evans MTFT pick of the week.  The Hot Rods sing " Judy's Got a Stick Shift" you can hear this a music.podshow.com