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In a world of bad movies, two follically challenged men will stop at nothing to share their opinions of them! Their wives are tired of listening…but are you? Prepare yourself…for Bald Guys & Bad Movies!

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    • May 19, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Ep 86: The Last of Us Season 2 (Episodes 1-4)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 53:01


    Send us a textIn this episode Troy struggles to whistle, while Mike clinches to keep his poker face, as they both scramble away from the infected chaos of The Last of Us Season 2, episodes 1-4. ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 85: Joker: Folie à Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 57:46


    Send us a textIn this episode Mike slips and falls down a staircase of boredom, Troy longs to escape a prison of pretentiousness, as they go full werewolf reviewing Joker: Folie à Deux.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 84: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 61:30


    Send us a textIn this episode Troy ponders the purpose of a corpse bride, as Mike becomes sleepy over hollow plot points, right before they drop dual mystic mallets on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 83: Deadpool & Wolverine

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 78:26


    Send us a Text Message.In this episode Mike tears off his clothes while getting fan-serviced, Troy lines up primo cameos before snorting them in deeply, as they both team up to take on Deadpool & Wolverine.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 82: Hudson Hawk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2024 56:22


    Send us a Text Message.In this episode Troy demands the release of Hudson Hawk: The Little Eddie Cut, while Mike soft-shoes his way past second act blues, as they both attempt to spring Hudson Hawk from bad movie jail. ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 81: Basic Instinct

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 62:13


    In this episode Mike is enraptured by sexy carnage, Troy sheds new insight on vag-gate '92,  as they both ponder whodunit while reviewing Basic Instinct.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 80: Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2024 44:37


    In this episode Troy takes a nap to the soothing sounds of space farming, while Mike desperately searches for a fast-forward button, as they both sloooooooowly make their way through the review slog that is Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 79: Civil War

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2024 44:40


    In this episode Mike enjoys Hawaiian shirt wearin' commandos, Troy scratches his helmetless bald head over odd script choices, as they both leap out the way of the incoming review bomb for Civil War.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 78: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 70:57


    In this episode Troy vomits slime into otherworldly plot holes, Mike smiles at how good bustin' still feels, as they both sic the review Terror Dogs on Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 77: Poor Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 48:00


    In this episode Mike does a deep dive into merkins, Troy marvels at the many possibilities of fruit, as they both open their minds wide for their review of Poor Things.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 76: Dune: Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 71:04


    In this episode Troy practices his desert stanky leg, while Mike laments the lack of battle pugs, as they stimulate the prostate of Dune: Part Two.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 75: BlackBerry

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 46:37


    In this episode Mike longs for the glory days of velcro, Troy bop's to the beat of 90's tunes, as they both review the sweet click of BlackBerry.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 74: Green Lantern

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 51:14


    In this episode Troy gets mental jock itch after staring at a scrotum-headed villain, Mike tans the hides of bad screenwriters, guest reviewer Autumn from Fandom Social wishes for a Sinestro shirtless beach scene, as they all fear their review of Green Lantern.►Follow Fandom Social- Facebook Group:   / fandomsocialites - Facebook Page:   / fandomsocial - Instagram:   / fandomsocial - Twitter/X:    / fandomsocial - TikTok: ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 73: The Holdovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 51:52


    In this episode Mike reminisces about days of yore spent looking down girls' shirts, while Troy ponders which eye he should stare into, as they both break into the review gym and flip over The Holdovers.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 72: Reacher Season 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 45:20


    In this episode Troy attempts to deadlift excess characters,  while Mike curls his toes at murderous brutality, as they both slow motion dive from the destructive force that is Reacher Season 2. ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 71: The Pirate Movie (1982)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 65:16


    In this episode Mike can't decide if this movie pumps or blows, Troy is bewitched by a bejeweled bulge, and guest reviewer Autumn fangirls over the cinematic lunacy as  their brains are forced to walk the plank while reviewing The Pirate Movie.You can forward your blame to Autumn at:►Follow Fandom Social- Facebook Group:   / fandomsocialites - Facebook Page:   / fandomsocial - Instagram:   / fandomsocial - Twitter/X:    / fandomsocial - TikTok: ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 70: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 44:10


    In this episode Troy questions the appropriateness of heroes in blackface, Mike is amused by space cantina sodomy, while they both endure the sloooow-moooo torture that is Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 69: Showgirls

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 79:54


    In this episode Mike ducks an angry lap dance flying heel, while Troy marvels at flat butts in g-strings as they both slip in monkey shit reviewing Showgirls.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Special Ep: Fandom Social Live - Passion Project Feat. Troy Lewter & Michael Stella of Bald Guys & Bad Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 88:41


    In this episode Troy and Mike are interviewed by the good folks at Fandom Social Live about the podcast, what drives them to work on the podcast, and how Mike thinks all of Star Wars, past and present, is big, boring pile of shit. Enjoy!►Follow Fandom Social- Facebook Group:   / fandomsocialites  - Facebook Page:   / fandomsocial  - Instagram:   / fandomsocial  - Twitter/X:    / fandomsocial  - TikTok: ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

    Ep 68: Five Nights At Freddy's

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 64:40


    In this episode Mike feels conflicted about loving a bad movie, Troy drowns in the ball pit of bad writing, and guest reviewer Noah explains how awesome face eating cupcakes are as they are all trapped reviewing Five Nights At Freddy's.

    Ep 67: Critters

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 34:39


    In this episode Troy uncovers a carnivorous Krite conspiracy, Mike relishes in obscenity spewing aliens and they both get their asses bitten while reviewing Critters.

    Ep 66: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 49:57


    In this episode Mike gets off on elder abuse, Troy relives childhood bearded banjo dog trauma as they both electric slide into the 70's to review Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978).

    Ep 65: Lifeforce

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 54:18


    In this episode Troy ponders the necessity of space vampire clothing, while Mike becomes bewitched by bad acting as they both have their brains drained by Lifeforce.

    Ep 64: No One Will Save You

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 38:46


    In this episode Mike giggles at Bugs Bunny alien toes, Troy bops to the beat of pop-locking Greys as they both have 93 minutes of their lives abducted by No One Can Save You.

    Ep 63: Beau Is Afraid

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2023 54:20


    In this episode Troy laughs at the misery of others, Mike names a new species of Monster Cock as they endure the utter hell that is Beau Is Afraid.

    Ep 62: They Cloned Tyrone

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 54:28


    In this episode Mike gets his funny bone pimp slapped, Troy declines to drink the Grape Juice as they both wonder why in the hell They Cloned Tyrone.

    Ep 61: Knock at the Cabin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 44:02


    In this episode we discuss Dave Bautistas interesting head rolls and Ron Weasleys open hatred of the LGBTQ community.

    Ep 60: Oppenheimer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2023 50:00


    In this episode Troy ponders the meaning of poisoned fruit, Mike goes nuclear over government corruption and they both take cover from the review fallout of Oppenheimer.

    Ep 59: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 53:27


    In this episode Mike jogs his memory across a Nazi train, Troy nearly hangs himself with Indy's tie and they both travel back in time two weeks to review Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.

    Ep 58: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2023 45:31


    In this episode Troy swings across an abyss of exposition, Mike  dodges impossibly resistant refrigerators as they both whip their way through the review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

    Ep 57: The Flash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 56:24


    In this episode Mike is disturbed by Polar Express babies, while Troy's mind is blown by spaghetti as they both speed force their way through The Flash.

    Ep 56: Tár

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 46:19


    In this episode Troy finds himself stuck in a pit of boredom while Mike is overwhelmed by pretension as they both conduct their review of Tár.

    Ep 55: Triangle of Sadness

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 46:03


    In this episode Mike gets all choked up slurping down raw oysters, Troy feels queasy watching the brown tide roll in and they both earn their sea legs by reviewing the floating vomitorium that is Triangle of Sadness.

    Ep 54: Babylon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 57:20


    In this episode Troy gets a dunking from a goofy geyser of elephant diarrhea, Mike hotfoots it into the asshole of Los Angeles and they both crash the party of the beautifully bananas Babylon.

    Ep 53: Scream VI

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 42:09


    In this episode Mike tries to invade Area 51, Troy worries if statistically he's the next Ghostface and they both plunge their opinions deep into Scream VI.

    Ep 52: Tetris

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 44:16


    In this episode two lazy Americans reminisce about their soft childhoods wasted playing video games, argue about which one has stupider opinions on what is good movie and review the motherland-insulting American propaganda type movie called Tetris.

    Ep 51: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 45:21


    In this episode we take a deep whiff of stank-ass plans, ponder which orifice to insert a mini-Cooper and roll the review dice on Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves..

    Ep 50: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 43:10


    In this episode we discuss the perils of dropping acid and scaling walls, the dangers of running from gunmen in Gucci loafers, all while straining our backs to review The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

    Ep 49: Cocaine Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 37:53


    In this episode we recount riding the White Pony in days of yore, contemplate the cause and effect of breaking your fall with your face at 60 miles per hour and take a deep snort of Cocaine Bear.

    Ep 48: The Last of Us (Episode 9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 35:44


    In this episode Mike reveals he's a sociopath, Troy reveals his low kissing standards and they both review episode 9 of HBO's The Last of Us.

    Ep 47: The Last of Us (Episode 8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2023 35:40


    In this episode Mike gets drug recommendations from his mom, Troy's daughter not so subtly implies she wants to kill him and they both review episode 8 of HBO's The Last of Us.

    Ep 46: The Last of Us (Episodes 5-7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 51:42


    In this episode Mike gives tips and tricks on plunging a toilet, Troy marvels at the joys of neck snapping and they both review episodes 5-7 of HBO's The Last of Us.

    Ep 45: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 51:55


    Ep 44: Terminator Genisys

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2023 41:40


    In this episode we ponder whether a T-800 endoskeleton possesses more charisma than Jai Courtney,  resist the urge to pinch Sarah Conner's cute lil' chipmunk cheeks and review Terminator Genisys.

    Ep 43: The Last of Us (Episodes 3-4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2023 37:25


    In this episode we discuss the perks of being a paranoid neck beard at the end of the world, measure the value of poop jokes during the apocalypse and review episodes 3 & 4 of HBO's The Last of Us.

    Ep 42: M3GAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2023 34:51


    In this episode we discuss bad bully roadkills, nosey neighbor pesticide facials and M3GAN.

    Ep 41: The Last of Us (Episodes 1-2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2023 48:57


    In this episode we discuss the disadvantages of tongue kissing a clicker, the importance of watching your dog during a zombie outbreak and analyze the first two episodes of HBO's The Last of Us.

    Ep 40: The Banshees of Inisherin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 52:12


    In this episode we discuss the pros and cons of giving friends the finger, get choked up over cute donkeys and fall under the spell of The Banshees of Inisherin.

    Ep 39: The Menu

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 49:26


    In this episode we salivate over breadless appetizers, inhale the aroma of fresh laundry and cleanse our palates with The Menu.

    Ep 38: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 49:32


    In the Season 2 opener we search for clues of a good plot, ponder the purpose of a beach bum and take a close look at Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery.

    Ep 37: Spirited

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 34:44


    In the Season 1 Finale we click our vocal heels to the tune of  dancing narcissists, learn a brand new way to say fuck you and discuss Spirited.

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