Bald Guys & Bad Movies

Send us a textIn this episode Troy struggles to whistle, while Mike clinches to keep his poker face, as they both scramble away from the infected chaos of The Last of Us Season 2, episodes 1-4. ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

Send us a textIn this episode Mike slips and falls down a staircase of boredom, Troy longs to escape a prison of pretentiousness, as they go full werewolf reviewing Joker: Folie à Deux.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

Send us a textIn this episode Troy ponders the purpose of a corpse bride, as Mike becomes sleepy over hollow plot points, right before they drop dual mystic mallets on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

Send us a Text Message.In this episode Mike tears off his clothes while getting fan-serviced, Troy lines up primo cameos before snorting them in deeply, as they both team up to take on Deadpool & Wolverine.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

Send us a Text Message.In this episode Troy demands the release of Hudson Hawk: The Little Eddie Cut, while Mike soft-shoes his way past second act blues, as they both attempt to spring Hudson Hawk from bad movie jail. ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Mike is enraptured by sexy carnage, Troy sheds new insight on vag-gate '92,  as they both ponder whodunit while reviewing Basic Instinct.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Troy takes a nap to the soothing sounds of space farming, while Mike desperately searches for a fast-forward button, as they both sloooooooowly make their way through the review slog that is Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Mike enjoys Hawaiian shirt wearin' commandos, Troy scratches his helmetless bald head over odd script choices, as they both leap out the way of the incoming review bomb for Civil War.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Troy vomits slime into otherworldly plot holes, Mike smiles at how good bustin' still feels, as they both sic the review Terror Dogs on Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Mike does a deep dive into merkins, Troy marvels at the many possibilities of fruit, as they both open their minds wide for their review of Poor Things.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Troy practices his desert stanky leg, while Mike laments the lack of battle pugs, as they stimulate the prostate of Dune: Part Two.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Mike longs for the glory days of velcro, Troy bop's to the beat of 90's tunes, as they both review the sweet click of BlackBerry.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Troy gets mental jock itch after staring at a scrotum-headed villain, Mike tans the hides of bad screenwriters, guest reviewer Autumn from Fandom Social wishes for a Sinestro shirtless beach scene, as they all fear their review of Green Lantern.►Follow Fandom Social- Facebook Group:   / fandomsocialites - Facebook Page:   / fandomsocial - Instagram:   / fandomsocial - Twitter/X:    / fandomsocial - TikTok: ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Mike reminisces about days of yore spent looking down girls' shirts, while Troy ponders which eye he should stare into, as they both break into the review gym and flip over The Holdovers.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Troy attempts to deadlift excess characters,  while Mike curls his toes at murderous brutality, as they both slow motion dive from the destructive force that is Reacher Season 2. ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Mike can't decide if this movie pumps or blows, Troy is bewitched by a bejeweled bulge, and guest reviewer Autumn fangirls over the cinematic lunacy as  their brains are forced to walk the plank while reviewing The Pirate Movie.You can forward your blame to Autumn at:►Follow Fandom Social- Facebook Group:   / fandomsocialites - Facebook Page:   / fandomsocial - Instagram:   / fandomsocial - Twitter/X:    / fandomsocial - TikTok: ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Troy questions the appropriateness of heroes in blackface, Mike is amused by space cantina sodomy, while they both endure the sloooow-moooo torture that is Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Mike ducks an angry lap dance flying heel, while Troy marvels at flat butts in g-strings as they both slip in monkey shit reviewing Showgirls.►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Troy and Mike are interviewed by the good folks at Fandom Social Live about the podcast, what drives them to work on the podcast, and how Mike thinks all of Star Wars, past and present, is big, boring pile of shit. Enjoy!►Follow Fandom Social- Facebook Group:   / fandomsocialites  - Facebook Page:   / fandomsocial  - Instagram:   / fandomsocial  - Twitter/X:    / fandomsocial  - TikTok: ►Connect with 'Bald Guys & Bad Movies':-Facebook: / baldguysbadmovies -Instagram - / baldguysbadmovies -Twitter/X - / baldmovies ►Experience their unique takes on films of all stripes:- Apple Podcasts - ...

In this episode Mike feels conflicted about loving a bad movie, Troy drowns in the ball pit of bad writing, and guest reviewer Noah explains how awesome face eating cupcakes are as they are all trapped reviewing Five Nights At Freddy's.

In this episode Troy uncovers a carnivorous Krite conspiracy, Mike relishes in obscenity spewing aliens and they both get their asses bitten while reviewing Critters.

In this episode Mike gets off on elder abuse, Troy relives childhood bearded banjo dog trauma as they both electric slide into the 70's to review Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978).

In this episode Troy ponders the necessity of space vampire clothing, while Mike becomes bewitched by bad acting as they both have their brains drained by Lifeforce.

In this episode Mike giggles at Bugs Bunny alien toes, Troy bops to the beat of pop-locking Greys as they both have 93 minutes of their lives abducted by No One Can Save You.

In this episode Troy laughs at the misery of others, Mike names a new species of Monster Cock as they endure the utter hell that is Beau Is Afraid.

In this episode Mike gets his funny bone pimp slapped, Troy declines to drink the Grape Juice as they both wonder why in the hell They Cloned Tyrone.

In this episode we discuss Dave Bautistas interesting head rolls and Ron Weasleys open hatred of the LGBTQ community.

In this episode Troy ponders the meaning of poisoned fruit, Mike goes nuclear over government corruption and they both take cover from the review fallout of Oppenheimer.

In this episode Mike jogs his memory across a Nazi train, Troy nearly hangs himself with Indy's tie and they both travel back in time two weeks to review Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.

In this episode Troy swings across an abyss of exposition, Mike  dodges impossibly resistant refrigerators as they both whip their way through the review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

In this episode Mike is disturbed by Polar Express babies, while Troy's mind is blown by spaghetti as they both speed force their way through The Flash.

In this episode Troy finds himself stuck in a pit of boredom while Mike is overwhelmed by pretension as they both conduct their review of Tár.

In this episode Mike gets all choked up slurping down raw oysters, Troy feels queasy watching the brown tide roll in and they both earn their sea legs by reviewing the floating vomitorium that is Triangle of Sadness.

In this episode Troy gets a dunking from a goofy geyser of elephant diarrhea, Mike hotfoots it into the asshole of Los Angeles and they both crash the party of the beautifully bananas Babylon.

In this episode Mike tries to invade Area 51, Troy worries if statistically he's the next Ghostface and they both plunge their opinions deep into Scream VI.

In this episode two lazy Americans reminisce about their soft childhoods wasted playing video games, argue about which one has stupider opinions on what is good movie and review the motherland-insulting American propaganda type movie called Tetris.

In this episode we take a deep whiff of stank-ass plans, ponder which orifice to insert a mini-Cooper and roll the review dice on Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves..

In this episode we discuss the perils of dropping acid and scaling walls, the dangers of running from gunmen in Gucci loafers, all while straining our backs to review The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

In this episode we recount riding the White Pony in days of yore, contemplate the cause and effect of breaking your fall with your face at 60 miles per hour and take a deep snort of Cocaine Bear.

In this episode Mike reveals he's a sociopath, Troy reveals his low kissing standards and they both review episode 9 of HBO's The Last of Us.

In this episode Mike gets drug recommendations from his mom, Troy's daughter not so subtly implies she wants to kill him and they both review episode 8 of HBO's The Last of Us.

In this episode Mike gives tips and tricks on plunging a toilet, Troy marvels at the joys of neck snapping and they both review episodes 5-7 of HBO's The Last of Us.

In this episode theorize about Katy Perry poops, discuss the glory of human holes and review Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania.

In this episode we ponder whether a T-800 endoskeleton possesses more charisma than Jai Courtney,  resist the urge to pinch Sarah Conner's cute lil' chipmunk cheeks and review Terminator Genisys.

In this episode we discuss the perks of being a paranoid neck beard at the end of the world, measure the value of poop jokes during the apocalypse and review episodes 3 & 4 of HBO's The Last of Us.

In this episode we discuss bad bully roadkills, nosey neighbor pesticide facials and M3GAN.

In this episode we discuss the disadvantages of tongue kissing a clicker, the importance of watching your dog during a zombie outbreak and analyze the first two episodes of HBO's The Last of Us.

In this episode we discuss the pros and cons of giving friends the finger, get choked up over cute donkeys and fall under the spell of The Banshees of Inisherin.

In this episode we salivate over breadless appetizers, inhale the aroma of fresh laundry and cleanse our palates with The Menu.

In the Season 2 opener we search for clues of a good plot, ponder the purpose of a beach bum and take a close look at Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery.

In the Season 1 Finale we click our vocal heels to the tune of  dancing narcissists, learn a brand new way to say fuck you and discuss Spirited.